Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 13, 2019


S02E22 - SELLING OUT


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50 minutes

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Word count

7,408

Sentence count

759

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Misogyny

47

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Hate speech

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The boys are back after a week off, and Ryan is back in the ring. He's on painkillers, but that doesn't stop him from doing what he does best, which is try to knock out a guy who's trying to punch him in the face.

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00:00:31.000 I'm on a bunch of illegal painkillers because my ribs are effed up.
00:00:36.000 And the gym I go to, Champs Boxing Gym in New Rochelle, I'm calling them out.
00:00:41.000 I'm giving them a Yelp review of zero.
00:00:45.000 Hey, Ryan O'Leary, you get a zero because you put me in the ring with a guy when I already had a cracked rib.
00:00:54.000 And he said, practice blocking body shots.
00:00:58.000 Inevitably, when you block body shots, you're going to be getting a body shot.
00:01:04.000 So you broke my ribs again, you dick, you Irish dick. 1.00
00:01:10.000 I'm sorry, boxer.
00:01:11.000 I'm sorry, boxer.
00:01:13.000 I'm sorry.
00:01:19.000 You know what's funny about a boxing gym?
00:01:21.000 As a pussy, as a middle-class Canadian pussy, I'm looking around these guys and I'm thinking, I can't beat up anyone in here.
00:01:30.000 And when I fight them, they're very generous.
00:01:33.000 And they fight me and they go, oh, you left yourself open there.
00:01:38.000 And then when I finally like see an opening, go and punch them in the face.
00:01:42.000 They go, good one.
00:01:45.000 That's patronizing.
00:01:46.000 That's how I talk to my children.
00:01:50.000 So yeah, I'm going to be slurring.
00:01:51.000 I'm going to sound like a drunken idiot.
00:01:54.000 I'm on a bunch of painkillers because every time I inhale or, oh, God forbid, sneeze.
00:02:02.000 Sneezing is like going to hell.
00:02:05.000 Sneezing is so painful, it's not bad.
00:02:08.000 It's interesting.
00:02:10.000 Like I go, oh, I didn't know my body could make these sounds, these internal sounds.
00:02:17.000 We have James O'Keeffe on the show tonight.
00:02:19.000 We're going to talk to him about being banned.
00:02:23.000 He found a guy on Pinterest who exposed the entire company, a $12 billion company.
00:02:35.000 Wait, is it three?
00:02:36.000 I think it's $3 billion, right?
00:02:38.000 No, it's $12.
00:02:39.000 Whoa.
00:02:40.000 Look up the worth of Pinterest.
00:02:42.000 Here's the thing about Pinterest.
00:02:44.000 People laugh at it and they go, oh, it's a joke.
00:02:47.000 It's just a bunch of little girls that like socks. 1.00
00:02:52.000 Am I wrong?
00:02:52.000 No, it's $12 billion.
00:02:55.000 $12 billion.
00:02:58.000 Have you noticed I'm never wrong?
00:03:00.000 Even when I'm on painkillers with a cracked rib, I'm like, officer, I think Pinterest is worth $12 billion.
00:03:09.000 Please get my, make sure my kids are safe.
00:03:17.000 So Pinterest has been hiding live action or life action news, whatever they are, some pro-life site.
00:03:29.000 They've been hiding me, everyone who might be right-wing, and even Bible verses.
00:03:36.000 If you type out Bible verses, it changes it to like verses, like in a fight.
00:03:43.000 So we'll talk to James about that.
00:03:45.000 We'll also talk to Homeless Me about Shark Tank.
00:03:51.000 Ryan and I, by the way, went to the Apple store recently in Manhattan, and we were there right next to Central Park, waiting forever.
00:04:02.000 Did you know this?
00:04:03.000 If your phone F's up, like my phone did, the speaker didn't work and the auditory thing was broken.
00:04:12.000 They said, we have to buy you a new phone.
00:04:15.000 No, you have to buy you a new phone.
00:04:18.000 And then we have to download all your pictures and shit.
00:04:20.000 And that'll only take, I don't know, three hours.
00:04:24.000 It took three hours.
00:04:27.000 Shouldn't they tell you that in advance?
00:04:30.000 But anyway, while we were there, we came up with a funny concept because they sell all this crap like a weight machine and a smart rope for skipping rope.
00:04:43.000 I can hear myself screwing up my own language.
00:04:48.000 I can hear the painkillers affecting me.
00:04:51.000 You're butchering the queens.
00:04:52.000 I'm butchering the queens English. 0.54
00:04:55.000 But I still think it's a valid show.
00:04:59.000 I still think it's a good show.
00:05:00.000 Yes, it is.
00:05:02.000 I feel like Jesus Christ, I can feel Pontius Pilate stabbing me even through the painkillers.
00:05:09.000 Anyway, the concept we came up with, which I think is pretty valid as far as hilariosity is concerned.
00:05:20.000 What about a guy who is pitching a bicycle helmet with lice in it?
00:05:28.000 But when he pitches them, he goes, it's a bicycle helmet with lights.
00:05:34.000 And they go, that sounds great.
00:05:35.000 That sounds safe.
00:05:37.000 And he's like, I don't know how it's safe, but.
00:05:40.000 And then he gives, he has like four helmets.
00:05:43.000 He gives them to the shark tanks, the sharks, and they're wearing them.
00:05:48.000 And they don't see the lights.
00:05:51.000 And he goes, yeah, so you're each wearing a helmet that has lights.
00:05:57.000 He just pronounces it weird, maybe.
00:05:59.000 Yeah, lights.
00:06:02.000 And they go, they're wearing them.
00:06:04.000 They're like, where are the lights?
00:06:05.000 And you go, oh, they're in the helmet.
00:06:09.000 You have lights right now.
00:06:11.000 You have lights.
00:06:13.000 Now he says it.
00:06:14.000 Yeah, you got to really emphasize the first part.
00:06:16.000 You all have lights.
00:06:18.000 And they go, yeah, we know we have lights.
00:06:22.000 It's a safe way to ride a bicycle.
00:06:24.000 And you go, I don't know why it's safe, but I know that you all have lights.
00:06:28.000 And he goes, I don't.
00:06:31.000 My problem as far as a business pitch is, is this good for the company?
00:06:36.000 Like, does anyone want to have lights?
00:06:39.000 Yeah.
00:06:39.000 And they go, yeah, everyone riding a bike wants lights.
00:06:42.000 And he goes, yeah, but do they want lice? 0.99
00:06:47.000 And then he says, you know, so yeah, you're all wearing them right now.
00:06:50.000 And they're like, wow, they kind of fit weird.
00:06:51.000 Yeah, if you notice, this one's kind of itchy.
00:06:55.000 So I've just blood coming down.
00:06:58.000 So the helmets themselves, the price point is pretty low for the helmets.
00:07:03.000 They're very cheap helmets.
00:07:04.000 So we can get the highest quality lice.
00:07:08.000 I'm sorry, it sounds like you're saying lice.
00:07:11.000 I am.
00:07:11.000 You have lice in your head.
00:07:15.000 We were laughing our heads off at the Apple store.
00:07:18.000 We almost got kicked out, and I could tell the guy was pissed off.
00:07:21.000 There was a guy next to us, and he said, yeah, my phone keeps liking things, and it goes crazy, goes ballistic.
00:07:29.000 It fucks up, and it says that I'm into shit I'm not into.
00:07:36.000 And he's talking to the guy, and I said, totally straight-faced, I go, have you considered that your phone is possessed by Satan?
00:07:43.000 I mean, what is it?
00:07:44.000 Does it like heavy metal?
00:07:46.000 Does it eschew anything remotely Christian?
00:07:50.000 And he didn't laugh.
00:07:51.000 And he goes, no, it's just really fucked up. 0.92
00:07:54.000 And I started thinking, Americans don't get straight face jokes because he was not enjoying himself.
00:08:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:03.000 He seemed kind of pissed off.
00:08:05.000 He's just a bore.
00:08:06.000 He's just a bore.
00:08:07.000 He's a shitty guy.
00:08:09.000 We were like, does your phone reverse Ozzy Asboin songs?
00:08:14.000 I know Led Zeppelin songs.
00:08:15.000 So he says, Satan.
00:08:18.000 No, it does not.
00:08:19.000 It does not do satanic stuff like that.
00:08:21.000 So I don't think my phone is possessed by Satan.
00:08:23.000 It's like when I was at James O'Keefe's, what do you call that?
00:08:28.000 Housewarming party?
00:08:29.000 Sure.
00:08:30.000 When he got an apartment in New York.
00:08:31.000 Grand Opening.
00:08:33.000 And I met his buddy and he said, I'm James' best friend.
00:08:38.000 And I said, that's awkward because I'm actually James' best friend.
00:08:44.000 And then he got into an argument with me.
00:08:46.000 And he said, I played football with James at blah, blah, blah high school in New Jersey.
00:08:51.000 And I'm like, well, that's great for you.
00:08:53.000 But he's obviously moved on.
00:08:56.000 And now I'm his best friend.
00:08:58.000 And I didn't like to be there.
00:09:01.000 I was out in a limb.
00:09:03.000 And I was trying to like pull it back and go, dude, I'm fucking joking.
00:09:08.000 I don't give a shit.
00:09:09.000 Like, I like James, but I don't give a shit about best friend.
00:09:13.000 What are you talking about?
00:09:14.000 But I couldn't make the joke obvious enough.
00:09:18.000 So I had to keep on the I'm his best friend now.
00:09:22.000 Jesus Christ.
00:09:23.000 You know what's funny?
00:09:23.000 I brought it to your attention.
00:09:24.000 Maybe he was riffing harder than you.
00:09:27.000 Oh, yeah, that's a good theory.
00:09:29.000 Maybe he's the funniest guy in the world.
00:09:33.000 And I met like my, you know how Superman has the anti-Superman?
00:09:38.000 Yeah.
00:09:38.000 Maybe I met a guy as unbelievably funny as I am.
00:09:42.000 And he was taking my riff and adding to it.
00:09:47.000 And then he goes out and he's like, dude, I was trying to riff with a guy.
00:09:50.000 After he thinks he's funny, and he didn't take my bait with my thing about the best friend.
00:09:55.000 The odds of that are 1 in 37.
00:09:58.000 That's pretty good odds.
00:10:01.000 And the odds of him being a douche are one in two.
00:10:05.000 That's a 50.
00:10:06.000 I'm not sure how those two can contradict themselves.
00:10:08.000 But anyway, speaking of Shark Tank, speaking of helmet lice, let's talk to Homeless Me about Shark Tank.
00:10:19.000 We'll see you next time.
00:10:28.000 Why are British people such pussies? 1.00
00:10:30.000 I'm British.
00:10:31.000 I was born in Britain.
00:10:32.000 I'm not a pussy.
00:10:33.000 Maybe it's because my parents are Scottish.
00:10:36.000 I have some theories about this that I'll get to shortly, but a great way to elucidate this problem is to show them on their version of Shark Tank, which as it is in Canada, is called Dragon's Den.
00:10:51.000 And let's start with a parody of the way British people are on this show. 0.94
00:10:56.000 This is from probably my favorite show of all time, Harry and Paul.
00:11:01.000 Next on Dragon's Den came Ken and Brian from Brian Farnett with their solution to all the world's problems.
00:11:09.000 Dragons, I am Brian with a wife.
00:11:12.000 And this is my partner Ken.
00:11:14.000 Hello.
00:11:15.000 And together, we are co-founders and directors of Total World Solutions.
00:11:21.000 And we would like to present to you today our all-encompassing and also portable solution to all the world's problems.
00:11:29.000 Ken.
00:11:31.000 There's a problem.
00:11:35.000 I've left it in the car.
00:11:37.000 Ken has left the solution to all the world's problems in the car.
00:11:45.000 Would it be alright if I went out to the event she's and got it?
00:11:50.000 The dragons are not pleased.
00:11:52.000 And Ken and Brian are now so nervous that they've melted.
00:11:56.000 Alright.
00:11:58.000 So that is a funny look at a true thing, which is every time these entrepreneurs get up on this show, they seem to be pooping their pants.
00:12:06.000 And you watch the American shark hunt.
00:12:08.000 And even when they have terrible ideas, I did see a millennial cry once.
00:12:12.000 But for the most part, they come out there and they go, hi, sharks.
00:12:15.000 I'm someone who likes to do taxidermy, but I love to taxidermy weird things.
00:12:19.000 How many of you have heard of piranhas?
00:12:21.000 Well, I taxidermy piranhas.
00:12:24.000 So here is my piranha.
00:12:27.000 And the price point, whoa, I started blurring there.
00:12:30.000 The price point is $15.
00:12:33.000 We sell them for $15.
00:12:34.000 We can make them for about a buck $50.
00:12:37.000 And they always know their numbers.
00:12:39.000 They know what their net is.
00:12:40.000 They know what their gross is. 0.51
00:12:41.000 They're good at it.
00:12:43.000 But when you see Brits do it, they get out there and they just start shaking.
00:12:47.000 I can't quite figure it out.
00:12:49.000 Let's look at some non-satirical, real-life examples of British people pooping themselves on these stupid shows. 0.99
00:12:57.000 Actually awesome shows.
00:12:58.000 We'll see where the income's coming from.
00:12:59.000 If you can't continue to hold, press 2 if you would like us to text you when an agent becomes available.
00:13:08.000 Just pause.
00:13:09.000 So, this guy's brilliant scheme is a GPS that you just call and you say, Hello, I'm lost.
00:13:18.000 I'm at King's Cross Road at the corner of Charing Gate.
00:13:21.000 And then a London cabby goes, Oi, mate, you want to go down to Lipton and do a roundabout at Trafalgar Square.
00:13:31.000 But when at the demonstration when he did it, the guy wasn't there and didn't pick up the phone.
00:13:37.000 Ridiculous.
00:13:38.000 So, not only are they constantly embarrassed and nervous, but their shit never works.
00:13:43.000 This is a disastrous start for Gerard.
00:13:45.000 His crucial demo is failing, and telecom's magnate Peter Jones is not impressed.
00:13:52.000 Peter, you might want to hang up and try again.
00:13:55.000 Hang off and try again.
00:13:56.000 Look at the sweat.
00:13:57.000 Well, it depends on how long you want to wait on the call, but.
00:14:00.000 We are still trying.
00:14:02.000 Okay.
00:14:05.000 So, Gerard, it's not a good start, really.
00:14:10.000 I find how to explain why.
00:14:12.000 Gerard will have to work hard now to gain the dragon's confidence.
00:14:16.000 Yeah.
00:14:16.000 For Peter Jones, don't you feel like entrepreneurs in Britain are an anomaly?
00:14:21.000 Like when you see someone like this and you see those guys, those sharks, those dragons, you go, wow, you made money in Britain.
00:14:28.000 I'm surprised.
00:14:30.000 All right, so we see that the sweating thing is not a myth, and I've heard other Brits talk about this.
00:14:35.000 I don't watch Dragon's Den that much.
00:14:37.000 Let's see another example of Brits losing it when they try to pitch your stuff.
00:14:41.000 It's weird how I go blurry on and off.
00:14:44.000 You have basically got no business at the moment.
00:14:47.000 I'm not being funny, Amy, but honestly, you have no business.
00:14:52.000 Sorry, I've just gone quite light-headed.
00:14:55.000 Oh.
00:14:55.000 Are you okay, George?
00:14:56.000 Sit down, come here.
00:15:00.000 Don't fall over, Dither. 1.00
00:15:02.000 Don't fall over.
00:15:03.000 This is indicative of a pattern.
00:15:07.000 I've never seen this on Shark Tank.
00:15:10.000 The pressure cooker in the middle of the day.
00:15:11.000 That happens on Dragon's Den all the time.
00:15:16.000 You okay?
00:15:17.000 Yeah, it's fine.
00:15:18.000 It's okay, you British person.
00:15:20.000 Okay, let's do one more.
00:15:21.000 It's a fully fledged multimedia machine capable of delivering digital TV, whether it's live.
00:15:26.000 Just pause for a minute.
00:15:28.000 Have you noticed that it's not a class thing?
00:15:31.000 We've got working class, that bird who got the whitey. 1.00
00:15:34.000 We call it having the whiteies in Britain. 1.00
00:15:37.000 She was upper middle class.
00:15:39.000 And this geezer, he's pure East London and he's having a bit of trouble conveying the relevance of something that can record your TV on an iPad.
00:15:50.000 Do you mean a sling box?
00:15:51.000 Because those have been invented.
00:15:52.000 But let's hear your pitch.
00:15:55.000 Working class dude who probably fought in the tenements, fought in the council estates his whole life.
00:16:01.000 But he's got a bit of conflict right now and he can't handle it.
00:16:04.000 TV.
00:16:12.000 Audio?
00:16:13.000 video Harry and Paul were not kidding.
00:16:24.000 The main areas of business that I see this being aimed at are corporate businesses for the sorry, for the home environment where for the disconcerning home professional.
00:16:39.000 Learning, I think you mean.
00:16:41.000 Nick never recovered from his disastrous pitch, and the dragons quickly let him know where they stood.
00:16:46.000 Nick, I've never reached such a quick conclusion.
00:16:49.000 I can tell you now.
00:16:50.000 Fuck off.
00:16:52.000 I just would not invest in this and in you if it was the last possible investment I could ever make.
00:16:57.000 That's the Naswegian take.
00:16:59.000 All right, so we clearly have a problem.
00:17:02.000 And is it that the British are weak?
00:17:05.000 Yes.
00:17:06.000 It's that the British have lost their economic libido?
00:17:08.000 Yes.
00:17:09.000 But this is specifically apparent among British entrepreneurs.
00:17:13.000 Now, I have three theories why, and I'll try to run through them quickly because I know you don't care about Britain because you're American and Americans are parochial.
00:17:20.000 Theory number one, when I was a kid, and this is true of all of North America, Canada, and America, public speaking is a big deal.
00:17:28.000 Now, this is a big deal, not because it's relevant and because it helps, but because teachers are lazy.
00:17:34.000 So what they do is they have all 30 kids do a presentation.
00:17:38.000 That's one kid a day.
00:17:39.000 That's a whole month.
00:17:40.000 I don't have to work.
00:17:41.000 And then when they have the kids rate the other kids public speaking, now they don't have to do anything forever for a whole month.
00:17:49.000 It's just white.
00:17:50.000 And they just sit there and do crossword puzzles.
00:17:52.000 So maybe that made us better at public speaking?
00:17:54.000 I don't think so.
00:17:55.000 And also, I think that's kind of a crock of shit.
00:17:58.000 This might contradict my whole hypothesis of this whole video, but I've worked at a lot of companies.
00:18:04.000 You only need one sales guy.
00:18:06.000 What's that show with the sales guys that's super famous with Jack Lemon and everything?
00:18:12.000 Go big.
00:18:14.000 Glengary, Glenn Ross.
00:18:15.000 You need one Glen Gary Glen Ross guy, and the rest can just be the hacker and the hustler and knows to the grindstone.
00:18:21.000 But you need one face of the company doing the presentation.
00:18:26.000 I don't think everyone needs to do public speaking.
00:18:28.000 Clearly, these people suck at it, though.
00:18:30.000 I kind of ruined point one with that analogy, but I want to be ruined.
00:18:35.000 I want more information.
00:18:36.000 Theory two, World War I and World War II killed all the brave Brits.
00:18:43.000 Genetically, they've had their bravery DNA usurped from the gene pool, and now we're left with a disproportionate number of pussies. 1.00
00:18:54.000 Sometimes I think Tommy Robinson and his supporters are the only ones with balls left in that entire island, and that includes the women. 1.00
00:19:03.000 Theory three, they are steeped in socialism and have been since the end of Thatcher.
00:19:10.000 Thatcher liberated them.
00:19:11.000 She brought them a middle class. 0.52
00:19:12.000 Before Thatcher was just poor and rich and nothing in between, she brought them the possibility to have a middle class, and they pretended they hated it.
00:19:21.000 They got rich, and as soon as she was gone, socialism, coast to coast, top to bottom.
00:19:28.000 So maybe entrepreneurs feel Out of their element.
00:19:31.000 You know, in America, as Steinbeck said, the poor see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires, and they always vote conservative because they think they're going to be rich soon.
00:19:41.000 That's not the case in Britain.
00:19:42.000 In Britain, they're working class for life. 1.00
00:19:45.000 So maybe when they are entrepreneurs, they feel like they're violating their grandfather's heritage.
00:19:50.000 Okay.
00:19:51.000 That's problematic.
00:19:53.000 To lack ambition, to lack economic libido is very problematic.
00:19:58.000 And the reason this is relevant to Americans is because we're seeing this with millennials.
00:20:02.000 Millennials seem to be garnering all these traits of this guy. 0.89
00:20:07.000 They seem to be losing all their mojo.
00:20:10.000 So we can laugh at Brits all day.
00:20:12.000 It's funny to watch Harry and Paul sweat themselves to death.
00:20:15.000 But I wouldn't laugh too hard because this same problem is arriving on our doorstep.
00:20:21.000 *music*
00:20:30.000 Can I talk?
00:20:31.000 Yes.
00:20:32.000 Why do you do those fades?
00:20:35.000 What do you mean?
00:20:35.000 The bumpers?
00:20:36.000 Yeah, why have them?
00:20:37.000 It's like you're watching the thing.
00:20:39.000 It goes from one thing to another thing.
00:20:41.000 Hey, it's production, you know?
00:20:43.000 It's fun.
00:20:44.000 I'm in a lot of pain.
00:20:45.000 And you throw that imagery in, that intro imagery, and you're like, whoa, I'm part of it.
00:20:49.000 You know what would be great about the Shark Tank thing when you gave them helmet lice?
00:20:54.000 Yeah.
00:20:54.000 They're standing there and just the idea of people wearing helmets.
00:20:59.000 Currently.
00:21:00.000 And they go, so wait, these aren't lights?
00:21:02.000 These are lice? 0.78
00:21:04.000 I have helmet lice.
00:21:07.000 And that would be a brilliant ad.
00:21:12.000 So if I ran Shark Tank, I would go, hey, guys, Gavin McInnes came up with this amazing idea where this guy's pitching helmet lice.
00:21:24.000 Yeah.
00:21:24.000 And you think it's helmet lights.
00:21:28.000 And let's make that go viral on YouTube and it'll be a great way to promote the show.
00:21:33.000 Don't you think?
00:21:36.000 Yeah, that's a great idea.
00:21:37.000 But they don't have humor like that.
00:21:38.000 Like, like, like, oh, I just said like three times.
00:21:41.000 That's Quebecois.
00:21:43.000 In Quebec, le is like.
00:21:47.000 So people say, Lolo, c'est la grand shows avec le retenisarie.
00:21:54.000 Lolo, Lolo. 1.00
00:21:55.000 You know who they sound like?
00:21:56.000 Lolo.
00:21:57.000 You know who they sound like?
00:21:58.000 Oh, I love this guy.
00:21:59.000 They sound like this guy.
00:22:03.000 I love this dude Right By the way, do you like this?
00:22:12.000 Do you like this?
00:22:16.000 You see that on the screen?
00:22:17.000 Yeah.
00:22:20.000 What do you think of that over the shoulder?
00:22:23.000 It's a great look.
00:22:25.000 I genuinely appreciate this movie.
00:22:27.000 heard of that.
00:22:48.000 By the way, by me boxing and being in constant pain, I'm not talking about the painkillers I'm on right now, but I'm enabling the savage gene, which is actually very good for your survival.
00:23:01.000 You should be constantly under duress if you want to have a good immune system, if you want to fight cancer.
00:23:09.000 You know, how many times have you seen me be sick?
00:23:12.000 Almost none.
00:23:13.000 No, I'm never sick.
00:23:15.000 Neither am I. Because I'm always nursing other man-made problems I gave myself.
00:23:20.000 All right.
00:23:23.000 Did we talk about the milkshake sketch?
00:23:25.000 No.
00:23:25.000 All right, let's talk about that.
00:23:28.000 This was a thing that took Ryan and I about 12 hours to do.
00:23:35.000 And while I came up with the concept, I wasn't really sure what my joke was.
00:23:39.000 People were milkshaking conservatives.
00:23:42.000 And I thought, what about me getting covered in a thousand milkshakes?
00:23:46.000 And then I'm just like, like Tim and Eric, Sam Hyde, Adult Swum, milkshake man.
00:23:54.000 That was the original idea.
00:23:56.000 But then I thought, if we don't do that 110%, it'll look like I'm mocking conservatives for complaining about milkshaking, which is a dumb thing I don't want to do because the people doing the milkshaking also have knives and pepper spray and guns, and they are fucking violent lunatics.
00:24:18.000 Antifa and the alt-left are lunatics.
00:24:21.000 So I don't want to trivialize their violence.
00:24:24.000 But then as I was planning this sketch, I thought, logic be damned.
00:24:31.000 I don't know what my point is with this sketch.
00:24:35.000 I just want to be amusing and weird.
00:24:38.000 So I made this sketch.
00:24:42.000 Yo, yo, yo, what's up?
00:24:43.000 We're in the Bougie Down Bronx, the South Bronx.
00:24:45.000 We're going to be talking to people on the street here about New York stuff, about de Blasio running for president.
00:24:51.000 Not sure what just pause.
00:24:55.000 Can you pause for a second there?
00:24:57.000 So we had an Iraq war vet.
00:25:00.000 Afghanistan.
00:25:01.000 Afghanistan.
00:25:02.000 And the problem with them is their shoulders are too broad.
00:25:05.000 They're too brave.
00:25:07.000 You can just tell when you see them that this guy has fought for America and he's not an Antifa.
00:25:14.000 Look at him.
00:25:14.000 Look at that guy.
00:25:15.000 It's my buddy Hodge.
00:25:17.000 He's a brave man who has put his life on the line to defend his country.
00:25:22.000 So making him an Antifa guy, I actually had to give him one of my sweatshirts because he doesn't even wear stuff that could be.
00:25:29.000 Yeah, he wears t-shirts that say like, you know, all lives matter and cops are awesome and stuff.
00:25:36.000 So we had to put my faggot clothes on him. 1.00
00:25:43.000 And then we stopped.
00:25:45.000 And the beauty of a swipe is, right, it's a swipe over a white wall.
00:25:49.000 So it's easy to edit a fake hard cut.
00:25:53.000 And we left the ice cream on the thing.
00:25:57.000 And then we took me over to the plants.
00:26:00.000 And we just sat there pouring ice cream on me that we had melted in microwaves.
00:26:06.000 We had melted on the stove.
00:26:07.000 We went to my kitchen, we sat in Ryan's kitchen melting.
00:26:11.000 We're not even in the South Bronx.
00:26:14.000 We sat there for, I would say, like three hours melting ice cream, yeah, with a skillet chip ice cream in the microwave, in the skillet, in the oven.
00:26:25.000 It went on and on and on.
00:26:27.000 Over and over and over and over and over and over again.
00:26:30.000 Run through a motherfucker's face. 0.99
00:26:33.000 All right, let's talk to James.
00:26:34.000 We're not going to watch it?
00:26:36.000 Well, I thought we did watch it.
00:26:37.000 Are you on the street here about New York stuff?
00:26:41.000 I love gorgeous, by the way.
00:26:42.000 Am I gay for myself?
00:26:43.000 Maybe.
00:26:44.000 *laughs*
00:26:48.000 So that's five pounds of chocolate chip ice cream.
00:26:52.000 That was ridiculous.
00:26:53.000 No, a cookie dough ice cream.
00:26:55.000 No, Oreo ice cream.
00:26:59.000 Like I ruined those shoes, I ruined that suit.
00:27:01.000 Yeah, and it absorbed into the suit.
00:27:03.000 Yeah, that suit's gone now.
00:27:04.000 It's in the garbage.
00:27:05.000 Oh, fudge. 0.99
00:27:10.000 I don't think it was a joke.
00:27:11.000 Well done.
00:27:12.000 I think this hate has no home here bit that is on the Gavin 2000 is a great joke.
00:27:18.000 Yes.
00:27:21.000 All right, let's cut ahead here.
00:27:22.000 Let's talk to James O'Keefe.
00:27:23.000 So to be clear, James O'Keefe got a hold of a whistleblower at Pinterest.
00:27:30.000 The guy at Pinterest said that they are shadow banning anyone Christian.
00:27:37.000 What are you doing there?
00:27:38.000 What's that?
00:27:39.000 Oh, yeah, right, right, right.
00:27:41.000 So this is James O'Keefe's video.
00:27:44.000 YouTube has removed our Pinterest insider story.
00:27:47.000 The battle is on.
00:27:48.000 Support the insider who leaked the documents and got fired here.
00:27:51.000 Remember how many times I said get fired?
00:27:54.000 So James O'Keefe found a guy on Pinterest who said they're shadow banning, no, banning banning, Bible versus me, Gavin McInnes, a pro-life site.
00:28:09.000 You can't put that up there.
00:28:11.000 They want to shadow ban.
00:28:12.000 By the way, you should ban Nazi shit.
00:28:15.000 If there's stuff like the Holocaust didn't happen, blah, blah, blah, that's going to ruin your company, your Pinterest, your thing. 0.83
00:28:22.000 No one really disagrees with that, but you've gone too far.
00:28:26.000 And you're now banning Christianity, the thing that made the Western world. 0.99
00:28:34.000 75% of Americans are Christian.
00:28:37.000 To be anti-Christian is to be anti-American.
00:28:42.000 Anyway, let's talk to James about this right now and let's do like a bumper.
00:28:46.000 You like bumpers, right?
00:28:47.000 I do well.
00:28:48.000 I like to bone.
00:28:58.000 James, are you there, sir?
00:29:00.000 I'm here.
00:29:01.000 What a day.
00:29:02.000 I've never seen you censored before in this manner.
00:29:08.000 Yeah, YouTube, Gavin, YouTube took down our video.
00:29:08.000 That's right.
00:29:13.000 And I've been doing this for about 10 years in the way that I do it.
00:29:16.000 I've covertly filmed all these people.
00:29:18.000 I've done all these things.
00:29:20.000 And I do a very straightforward piece of reporting.
00:29:24.000 I put the whistleblower in the shadow.
00:29:26.000 I showed the documents of them lying.
00:29:29.000 And it was quite a production.
00:29:30.000 Drudge linked to the whole 20-minute video.
00:29:33.000 And then YouTube just took the video down and Twitter suspended our account.
00:29:38.000 So this is like a watershed moment, in my opinion, because this guy lost his job, this whistleblower, much like when they go to the New York Times or the Washington Post and they lose their jobs for this great cause.
00:29:49.000 This is what journalists do.
00:29:50.000 And then Pinterest appears to have put pressure on YouTube Corporate in a sort of extraordinary series of events, took down our video because the implications of the video were so great.
00:30:01.000 So that's what's happened.
00:30:03.000 And that's pretty amazing.
00:30:07.000 You're a very legal dude.
00:30:09.000 I mean, you're always in court doing these depositions.
00:30:12.000 So you always cross your T's and dot your I's.
00:30:15.000 You don't even swear.
00:30:18.000 It's impossible to justify this censorship.
00:30:21.000 It is.
00:30:22.000 And I think, and I, and this guy's name is Eric Cochran, and I forwarded you that.
00:30:26.000 It was like the most inspiring thing I've ever seen.
00:30:29.000 He was so principled.
00:30:32.000 He was making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.
00:30:35.000 And he said, I don't care about that.
00:30:36.000 I'm going to be ashes one day.
00:30:38.000 I just want to inspire other people to do this.
00:30:40.000 I mean, this is extraordinary.
00:30:42.000 I mean, this is like, you know, Daniel Ellsberg to big tech.
00:30:46.000 And, you know, what the journalists, the blue checkmark people love to talk about, the First Amendment and the public's right to know.
00:30:53.000 And they're just rendered mute about this extraordinary thing.
00:30:56.000 And that's why I think that this is the event horizon.
00:30:58.000 We've passed the point of no return.
00:31:00.000 The big tech companies need to just come out and say, you know, we're partisans and we believe in this.
00:31:07.000 And this is what Eric Cochran, why he did this.
00:31:10.000 And yes, we're very legal.
00:31:11.000 I mean, Gavin, that video was, I was very proud of that production.
00:31:15.000 It was like a 60 minutes.
00:31:17.000 It was better than 60 minutes.
00:31:18.000 I mean, we had them dead to rights.
00:31:19.000 We've got the code.
00:31:21.000 We got the code and Pinterest came out and admitted it.
00:31:24.000 And they gave us a statement.
00:31:25.000 Pinterest gave Project Veritas a statement admitting they removed live action.
00:31:30.000 So what's the violation?
00:31:31.000 Why are they taking our stuff down?
00:31:33.000 You said my name is on it, too?
00:31:35.000 Yes.
00:31:36.000 There's something called a sensitive terms list.
00:31:39.000 And I'm going to give you a few of the people on this list.
00:31:42.000 First of all, Live Action, the biggest pro-life group, is on here.
00:31:45.000 Ben Shapiro's name is on here.
00:31:50.000 PJ Media is on there.
00:31:52.000 Zero Hedge is on there.
00:31:54.000 So what they do is when you go into the search bar to type the words, like let's say you type Bible verse, V-E-R-S-E, they have that term on a sensitive terms list.
00:32:05.000 Which means what?
00:32:05.000 It doesn't turn up any images?
00:32:08.000 No, it prevents you from typing the word.
00:32:11.000 So you type V-E-R-S-E, and then it switches it to versus, like a boxing match.
00:32:18.000 It won't let you type the words Bible versus, which is really ironic.
00:32:22.000 It's a very man-bites dog story because Pinterest is the place you post the Bible verses.
00:32:26.000 That's like what Pinterest is.
00:32:29.000 So it's very man-bites dog situation.
00:32:32.000 That's incredible.
00:32:33.000 You know what this story reeks of?
00:32:35.000 With the Jussie Smollett thing, I got the feeling that they had Michelle Obama's chief of staff involved in the case.
00:32:44.000 And I got the feeling that Michelle Obama just said to what's her name, Andrea Chang or something, hey, make the Jussie Smollett thing go away. 1.00
00:32:53.000 And then she called the prosecutor and said, Michelle loves that show. 0.99
00:32:58.000 I know it's illogical, but I want all the Justice Smollett evidence just gone.
00:33:03.000 I just make it go away.
00:33:04.000 And it sounds to me like this is the same thing, where Pinterest just says to YouTube, yeah, I know it's not logical.
00:33:11.000 I just make it go away.
00:33:13.000 I don't like it.
00:33:13.000 And they're like, whatever you say.
00:33:15.000 It's like the old boys club or something.
00:33:17.000 Yes.
00:33:18.000 Well, they had an IPO evaluation on the stock market a month ago of $12.7 billion.
00:33:24.000 So some have said, oh, Pinterest, that's just four.
00:33:26.000 I think Paul Joseph Watson tweeted, I don't use Pinterest.
00:33:29.000 That's for 14-year-old girls. 1.00
00:33:31.000 Well, okay, but Pinterest is a very big, powerful $12 billion company.
00:33:37.000 The Washington Post is a $300 million company, to give you an analogy.
00:33:42.000 So I think what happened, Gavin, is that Pinterest Corporate put pressure on YouTube and said, you got to take this stuff down.
00:33:50.000 And what's interesting is that CNN and the New York Times and the Washington Post and the San Francisco Chronicle post private documents all the time.
00:33:58.000 That's the MO of journalism.
00:34:00.000 At least that's what it ought to be, because you're informing the public.
00:34:03.000 So then YouTube sends me a message, right?
00:34:05.000 And they say, okay, we've taken your video down, but you can blur this thing in the video to put it back up.
00:34:12.000 I'm like, okay, I'll just blur the name of the employee, but they don't allow me to do that.
00:34:17.000 There's no recourse.
00:34:18.000 They've taken the video down.
00:34:20.000 So how am I supposed to actually do the blurring thing on YouTube's platform?
00:34:25.000 So they put you in this sort of limbo where you can't actually do the thing that they're asking you to do.
00:34:31.000 It's just, I mean, listen, if there was any justice in the world, you'd have every major American media organization putting pressure on Pinterest.
00:34:41.000 But the whistleblower said to me something very, very poignant.
00:34:45.000 He said, James, I did not go to the New York Times or the Washington Post because they would have sold me out.
00:34:50.000 They would not have told my story.
00:34:52.000 And I think that is why this is a watershed moment because the sources don't trust the journalists.
00:34:58.000 So they have to go to somebody else and there's nowhere for them to go.
00:35:02.000 That's incredible.
00:35:04.000 So what exactly is your social media status now?
00:35:07.000 You're suspended on Twitter?
00:35:09.000 Can you post YouTube videos?
00:35:12.000 So the social media statuses, we're not fully suspended.
00:35:16.000 They've suspended us on YouTube from posting this Pinterest story only.
00:35:23.000 What if you were to repost it differently with that thing blurred?
00:35:27.000 I think that's what we're going to do.
00:35:28.000 It was garnering close to a million views, and now we're back to zero, but we intend to repost it with the blurring of the thing, and then they'll find another excuse, add infinitum, create.
00:35:40.000 The thing is the name of this whistleblower?
00:35:43.000 I'm sorry, I didn't hear what you said.
00:35:44.000 The thing is the name of this whistleblower?
00:35:46.000 Is that the thing you're supposed to blur?
00:35:50.000 They gave us a time stamp in the private email to us.
00:35:52.000 It's like a bot that sends you an email.
00:35:54.000 There's no human being you can call and interact with, but we believe it's the timestamp where we slow.
00:36:00.000 There was a Slack message internally at the company that we'd screenshotted.
00:36:04.000 And in the Slack message, the Pinterest executive says, basically, we know that the pro-life website isn't porn, but we're going to call it porn anyway.
00:36:13.000 Which is, that's the damning smoking gun, right?
00:36:15.000 That's the admission of Paf.
00:36:16.000 It's the story right there.
00:36:17.000 That's the whole story.
00:36:18.000 We'll let you post your story if you take away the story.
00:36:22.000 They want me to blur the part of the story that makes it a story.
00:36:25.000 Now you're understanding the George Orwell.
00:36:28.000 This is straight out of the protagonist Winston in 1984.
00:36:31.000 No, that's why this is the same.
00:36:32.000 This is just Orwell.
00:36:33.000 It's Kafka now.
00:36:34.000 We've gone way past Orwell.
00:36:36.000 I wish it was just Orwell.
00:36:37.000 Those were the glory days.
00:36:41.000 Fair enough.
00:36:42.000 James, thanks for coming on the show.
00:36:44.000 Let's have you back soon.
00:36:45.000 Keep us posted on this.
00:36:46.000 Okay, thank you.
00:36:47.000 Thanks, buddy.
00:36:56.000 Sold me out.
00:37:00.000 I would like to apologize for my cadence on this show.
00:37:03.000 I am on illegal painkillers because the coach at my boxing gym is unsympathetic to my cracked ribs and has had me doing exercises that involve hurting my ribs more.
00:37:21.000 I would like him to be penalized.
00:37:23.000 I'm giving him a one star on Yelp.
00:37:26.000 And I don't know.
00:37:29.000 Is there some sort of like board you can call?
00:37:31.000 The National Boxing Board?
00:37:34.000 Hey, National Boxing Board, there's a gym called Champs in New Rochelle where Ryan O'Leary will have you punched in the ribs when you have broken ribs.
00:37:44.000 Can you have him arrested, please?
00:37:48.000 It's like Homeland Security.
00:37:49.000 When you call on Jihadis, he's a rib jihadist. 0.86
00:37:54.000 Yes.
00:37:54.000 He's a rib hottest.
00:37:56.000 I'm going to call him a rib hottest from now on.
00:37:58.000 He believes in sharibba law.
00:38:02.000 That's not even funny, and it made me laugh for some strange reason.
00:38:06.000 So we're talking about James and that whistleblower.
00:38:08.000 I don't think we've shown the video, though.
00:38:11.000 Right?
00:38:11.000 The actual video of him.
00:38:13.000 Yeah.
00:38:14.000 The video of him talking to this dude.
00:38:16.000 He was on Tucker last night, this guy.
00:38:20.000 And he saw that they were attacking pro-lifers.
00:38:24.000 Can I just say something?
00:38:25.000 Can we just stop the show for a second?
00:38:28.000 Here's the deal with abortion. 0.73
00:38:33.000 Some people believe it's murder.
00:38:36.000 Some people believe it's not.
00:38:38.000 But of those people, about 50-50 are male-female.
00:38:44.000 So it's not a woman's issue.
00:38:47.000 It's an ethical issue.
00:38:51.000 If you said that gangbanging between the bloods and the crips is illegal, which it is, you could say, well, that's anti-male because all the guys doing the gangbanging are male.
00:39:02.000 No, you're not, you don't care about gender. 0.97
00:39:05.000 You don't want bloods and crips shooting each other.
00:39:08.000 People who are pro-life don't want women killing babies. 0.76
00:39:15.000 And people who are pro-choice don't think it's murder.
00:39:20.000 That's not a gender thing. 1.00
00:39:22.000 Yeah, but it's a woman in control. 1.00
00:39:24.000 Nah, it doesn't matter.
00:39:26.000 That's irrelevant.
00:39:28.000 It's about murder.
00:39:30.000 Is this murder?
00:39:32.000 And 50% of women, about 50%, think it's murder.
00:39:40.000 So if you are pro-choice, you can be anti-woman.
00:39:46.000 And there are immigrants now, especially Indians from India, who prefer male babies. 0.99
00:39:54.000 So when they do the ultrasound and they see it's a woman, a girl, they're like, get rid of it. 1.00
00:40:01.000 That's called gendercide. 1.00
00:40:04.000 So your pro-choice thing is often leading to the death of female babies. 0.99
00:40:11.000 So you are promoting gendercide if you're pro-choice. 0.85
00:40:17.000 Now, my wife is pro-choice. 1.00
00:40:19.000 I'm totally open to that argument, but I'm intelligent enough to know that it is not about gender.
00:40:28.000 It's about life.
00:40:31.000 Anyway, we talked to James, we discussed that, but we didn't actually show the video.
00:40:36.000 And in case this becomes the only place you can see it after it gets banned from all social media, let's show what he's talking about.
00:40:44.000 Porn websites, and then there appears to be the live action website.
00:40:49.000 What are we looking at?
00:40:50.000 action is pro-life.
00:40:51.000 You can get pins with domains that are blocked.
00:40:54.000 Any domain on the porn block list, you can't make a pin like that.
00:41:00.000 Just pause.
00:41:01.000 You know what's funny?
00:41:02.000 He's public now.
00:41:04.000 Oh, oh, okay.
00:41:05.000 Yeah.
00:41:06.000 Maybe go to a more recent video.
00:41:08.000 So he did the first video as regard who cannot be identified.
00:41:14.000 Who is a black shirt?
00:41:16.000 And then he came out because he was on Tucker Carlson last night and he was exposed and fired and asked to leave the building.
00:41:26.000 And anyone who talks about him is also banned.
00:41:30.000 And we know his name now.
00:41:31.000 He's out.
00:41:33.000 Is his career over?
00:41:35.000 Who cares?
00:41:36.000 As we keep saying on the show, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:41:45.000 This guy got fired to say that Pinterest is banning those who are pro-life.
00:41:55.000 As he put it himself, we're all going to be ashes one day.
00:42:00.000 Now he's ashes.
00:42:04.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:42:07.000 I may have punctured a lung.
00:42:09.000 In a statement to this program, Pinterest disagreed.
00:42:12.000 They said they actually blocked live action for spreading conspiracy theories.
00:42:17.000 The porn label, they said, was only an internal one since the company's first block list only targeted porn sites.
00:42:23.000 Whatever the reason, they still fired Eric Cochran for bringing the truth to the public.
00:42:26.000 Now he joins us for his first on-the-record interview.
00:42:30.000 He looks like someone of Willy Wonka.
00:42:32.000 He shifted the guy that helped us with audio.
00:42:35.000 I like him in the boxing match.
00:42:37.000 Sometimes your allies look funny.
00:42:39.000 The normalization of censorship within big tech companies right now is downright un-American.
00:42:45.000 And I saw this as the fight for abortion.
00:42:50.000 I saw a big tech company saying that, saying quietly, saying behind closed doors that they believe that live action shouldn't have a platform to speak.
00:43:04.000 And the big thing is, I want them to have to say this explicitly.
00:43:07.000 They need to say this publicly instead of behind closed doors.
00:43:11.000 Right.
00:43:12.000 Well, there is a kind of passive.
00:43:13.000 All right, we're out of time.
00:43:16.000 That's enough blabbing.
00:43:17.000 These painkillers are making me catatonic.
00:43:20.000 I'm very angry at my boxing gym for allowing me to be abused.
00:43:25.000 I would like a boycott of that gym. 0.92
00:43:30.000 Let's look at publicly traded.
00:43:32.000 Let's end on a funny video.
00:43:34.000 I saw this on Reddit Public Freakout, and it's a woman who works for, what are they called? 0.99
00:43:40.000 I was going to say smithereens.
00:43:42.000 No, that's a blackmear. 0.95
00:43:49.000 I'm not gadding.
00:43:51.000 I know, Shad.
00:43:52.000 I'm Shanbox.
00:43:53.000 It's not $250 million since you fluffed with the wrong email.
00:43:58.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:43:58.000 No, I don't know. 0.95
00:43:59.000 I don't know anybody.
00:44:04.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:44:04.000 My country's back. 0.95
00:44:06.000 Get out of my way, bitch. 1.00
00:44:07.000 I'm screaming.
00:44:10.000 Can we just pause it here for a second here?
00:44:13.000 I've got a lot of people that want to kill me, Antifa, people on the street that have believed miss.
00:44:19.000 I'm not really scared of them.
00:44:21.000 I am petrified of crazy women. 1.00
00:44:26.000 I live in perpetual fear of crazy women. 1.00
00:44:30.000 They will ruin your life.
00:44:32.000 They will send you to jail.
00:44:34.000 They will stab you.
00:44:35.000 They'll hurt your kids.
00:44:37.000 Crazy women are the biggest threat to humanity there is. 1.00
00:44:42.000 Bikers, mongols, the mafia. 1.00
00:44:45.000 You can go up to bloods and crips and go, look, this is, I never said crips are pussies.
00:44:53.000 I said crips like C-R-Y-P-T-S. 1.00
00:44:58.000 I was talking about the holding area.
00:45:00.000 Frankly, I was talking about the holding area.
00:45:05.000 Frankly, for too long.
00:45:07.000 For too long.
00:45:09.000 Crips have been holding people in these long boxes.
00:45:15.000 Wonderful Crips.
00:45:16.000 Great Crips.
00:45:17.000 Made marbles.
00:45:18.000 Amethyst.
00:45:19.000 Best Crips.
00:45:22.000 Great guy.
00:45:23.000 What a loser.
00:45:25.000 Real loser.
00:45:30.000 Frankly.
00:45:31.000 Frankly.
00:45:32.000 If you're not in a mausoleum.
00:45:33.000 You know what tries me not to put your imitations?
00:45:35.000 You'll do them, and I'll just mimic them immediately after, and they suck.
00:45:40.000 Like, how do I lose it in the six feet from you to me?
00:45:44.000 Frankly!
00:45:45.000 Yeah, well, I'll have ones in my head that do the mausoleum crips thing. 0.92
00:45:51.000 For too long.
00:45:52.000 For too long.
00:45:53.000 Our dead people.
00:45:55.000 Our dead people.
00:45:56.000 Have been in Crips.
00:45:57.000 Have been Crips.
00:45:58.000 Little Tiny Crips, folks.
00:46:00.000 Little Tiny Crips, folks.
00:46:01.000 It's a sad world.
00:46:03.000 Sad world.
00:46:05.000 Sad world.
00:46:06.000 It's a mad world.
00:46:07.000 It's a mad world.
00:46:10.000 You look like you're doing like a Broadway thing.
00:46:12.000 It's a mad world.
00:46:13.000 It's a mad.
00:46:14.000 Men rule the world.
00:46:16.000 It's a man's world. 1.00
00:46:20.000 So back to this video, right?
00:46:21.000 So back to this video.
00:46:23.000 I am petrified of crazy women because they have so much power. 1.00
00:46:29.000 There's a thing called women privilege that no one talks about. 1.00
00:46:33.000 And Lorena Bobbitt cut her husband's penis off. 1.00
00:46:37.000 She drove away.
00:46:39.000 She threw her penis. 1.00
00:46:41.000 Her penis, I call it. 1.00
00:46:43.000 She threw her penis out the window into like the sticks. 1.00
00:46:48.000 And you know what she did for that?
00:46:50.000 40 days in a loony bin because she claimed that John Wayne Bobbitt hit her.
00:46:57.000 John Wayne Bobbitt lost his dick.
00:47:00.000 He had his dick cut off.
00:47:02.000 And she did 40 days in prison. 0.87
00:47:05.000 I know a proud boy who's going to prison right now.
00:47:08.000 Tomorrow.
00:47:10.000 We're not beating up Antifa that attacked him.
00:47:15.000 He's looking at 40 days.
00:47:17.000 What he did to someone who ambushed him.
00:47:19.000 And the jury, everyone, the DA, the judge admitted that he was attacked.
00:47:25.000 Defending yourself is as bad as cutting a dude's dick off.
00:47:29.000 So when you see this crazy bitch screaming because her husband's rich or something, you should be wary. 1.00
00:47:37.000 Let's see what she's got.
00:47:42.000 Matthew will be going in a minute.
00:47:44.000 Matthew will be here in minutes.
00:47:46.000 Scanned box.
00:47:47.000 Stop.
00:47:48.000 We are public.
00:47:49.000 Don't she touch my ass. 1.00
00:47:50.000 We are public.
00:47:51.000 Publicly traded.
00:47:54.000 I'm public traded fucking money.
00:47:58.000 I'm public traded fucking money.
00:48:00.000 How is she going to touch my eyes with you fucking dirt back? 1.00
00:48:04.000 You guys are dirtbaggers.
00:48:05.000 This is primal.
00:48:06.000 This is cave people.
00:48:09.000 Just go sit down.
00:48:13.000 Why are they telling her to sit down?
00:48:15.000 Get her out of there. 0.96
00:48:18.000 You're going to sit down and have a nice dinner now?
00:48:21.000 Jesus.
00:48:23.000 What is it?
00:48:23.000 Keep this fucking thing out.
00:48:25.000 I don't hear my life.
00:48:30.000 She's hitting the chair. 0.84
00:48:32.000 Sit down in this chair.
00:48:38.000 By the way, gentlemen.
00:48:39.000 When you see a situation like this, the important thing is to rev it up.
00:48:45.000 Make her crazier. 1.00
00:48:47.000 She's not your girlfriend. 1.00
00:48:48.000 She can't hurt you.
00:48:50.000 So you say, I don't, they're not worth that.
00:48:52.000 On the NASDAQ, maybe $100 million and get her to go ballistic. 1.00
00:48:58.000 That's your job is to keep poking the fire and make her crazier and crazier. 1.00
00:49:03.000 That's fun.
00:49:04.000 Of course, her husband's going to be like, will you just shut the fuck up?
00:49:07.000 Will you stop and go?
00:49:08.000 I don't think they're publicly traded.
00:49:10.000 I don't think Sandbox is that valuable.
00:49:13.000 I don't think Ham Hawks is really.
00:49:14.000 It's Sandbox.
00:49:16.000 Sandbix.
00:49:16.000 I don't think Sandbix.
00:49:18.000 Is it Sandbix?
00:49:20.000 Make her blow her top. 1.00
00:49:22.000 Try to make her explode. 1.00
00:49:23.000 That's what real men do.
00:49:25.000 They see a situation like that and they think, can I make a person's head explode?
00:49:32.000 All right.
00:49:32.000 I apologize for my strange behavior this episode.
00:49:38.000 I'm not in good spirits.
00:49:40.000 I'm broken.
00:49:41.000 My ribs are shattered, and I believe they've collapsed my lung.
00:49:45.000 But I'd like to thank James O'Keefe for coming on the show.
00:49:48.000 I'd like to thank Homeless Gavin for explaining Shark Tank to us.
00:49:52.000 And Helmet Lice, I don't think is a good pitch.
00:49:55.000 I don't think you should wear a helmet with lice on it.
00:49:59.000 But the most important part of this is get fired.
00:50:07.000 Get in trouble.
00:50:09.000 Be brave.