Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E23 - CENSORING COMEDY

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:19.000 Bro, throw them devilish gang shots in the air. 0.93

00:00:20.000 Stop giving it up for little evil me.

00:00:22.000 My f*** is a crinkle, some of me and don't think we can.

00:00:36.000 You know who I look like?

00:00:38.000 That guy from Blaze TV, that Andrew, what the hell's his name?

00:00:44.000 These are our things.

00:00:45.000 They can't be broken.

00:00:47.000 These arguments are true.

00:00:49.000 You can try to break us, but it's fun for us.

00:00:54.000 What the hell's his name?

00:00:56.000 Wilkow? 0.82

00:00:56.000 Andrew Wilkow. 0.82

00:00:57.000 Wilkow, yeah, yeah.

00:00:58.000 I got my Andrew Wilkow on today.

00:01:02.000 He always does the vest.

00:01:04.000 It's actually a good way to sort of hide your imperfections, those weird wrinkles that shirts get.

00:01:09.000 It also solves the shoulder problem, but I don't think I'm a vest guy.

00:01:13.000 That's good.

00:01:13.000 It's not.

00:01:14.000 It's a certain.

00:01:15.000 Bikers look good in vests. 1.00

00:01:16.000 But guys who are vest guys...

00:01:21.000 I love Andrew Wilkow.

00:01:22.000 But it's not my thing.

00:01:24.000 It's too waitery.

00:01:25.000 Yeah, it's a bartender-y type of thing, too.

00:01:27.000 Yeah.

00:01:29.000 Yeah, maybe if I roll up the sleeves, it'll be better.

00:01:32.000 Hello, folks.

00:01:33.000 Welcome back.

00:01:34.000 As you know, Mondays, there's always so much to talk about.

00:01:36.000 We eschew guests and green screen, homeless Gavins, or any of those bells and whistles because we got to get down to it.

00:01:44.000 And I chose that opening Diane word that was Cookie Thumper because they're a South African band.

00:01:49.000 And I wanted to briefly talk about South Africa because it's a good example of how you can't make jokes about anyone but white males. 0.69

00:01:59.000 If Steven Crowder mocks Carlos Maza, he gets demonetized.

00:02:04.000 But you could talk about murdering, committing the most heinous acts against South Africans, and it's very funny. 1.00

00:02:11.000 We were watching this Jeff Frost.

00:02:14.000 He's got this new roast thing where he roasts famous people throughout history.

00:02:19.000 I like the concept, but it's doomed not to be funny.

00:02:24.000 It's doomed to be super corny because you're talking about Rosa Parks and Abe Lincoln and George Washington getting roasted.

00:02:32.000 It's kind of nerdy, actually, and it takes the whole edge off because the funny thing about roasts is that person being embarrassed then and there.

00:02:41.000 You make it into a dead person and it's not tense anymore.

00:02:46.000 It's corny.

00:02:47.000 But I don't know.

00:02:48.000 People might learn.

00:02:49.000 Like Hamilton makes my skin crawl just because it seems so hokey.

00:02:53.000 But I guess kids are learning about the founding fathers that wouldn't normally learn about it.

00:02:58.000 Okay.

00:02:58.000 I guess I'll take that.

00:03:02.000 They do mention things like Abe Lincoln was...

00:03:05.000 What's it called?

00:03:06.000 Gay?

00:03:07.000 He didn't want to really...

00:03:09.000 That.

00:03:10.000 He slept with that guy. 0.98

00:03:11.000 And then also that he didn't want, if he didn't have to free the slaves, he wouldn't have.

00:03:16.000 Oh, really?

00:03:16.000 He said, yeah, if I could maintain the Union without freeing one slave, I would gladly do it.

00:03:20.000 The problem with admitting that, liberals, is you concede that the Civil War was not about slavery.

00:03:26.000 And if the Civil War wasn't about slavery, then all your Confederate flag hatred and all your statues being taken down is no longer a noble crusade.

00:03:34.000 Oops.

00:03:36.000 But yeah, show that clip.

00:03:37.000 So they're talking, it's Nelson Mandela played by Urkel, I guess.

00:03:41.000 Yeah, Jalil White.

00:03:43.000 Oops, did I do that?

00:03:45.000 Is that what he says?

00:03:46.000 Yeah.

00:03:46.000 Remember when your actor-in-chief, Ronald Reagan, called me a terrorist?

00:03:53.000 Sorry, I had to car bomb a couple of racists. 0.73

00:03:56.000 I was busy Indian apartheid. 0.66

00:03:59.000 Just pause.

00:04:00.000 I believe he murdered with explosions, with bombs, not just car bombs, but he killed, I believe, about 350 people.

00:04:08.000 Hundreds of people were bombed, their bodies ripped to shreds because he was the head of the ANC and they were a terrorist group that murdered hundreds of human beings.

00:04:20.000 But they were racist in South Africa.

00:04:23.000 Really?

00:04:24.000 Was that the deal back then?

00:04:25.000 Everyone white in South Africa was a racist who deserved to die?

00:04:29.000 And then after he's arrested and sent to prison for killing hundreds of people, his wife Winnie becomes the murderer in charge.

00:04:38.000 And not only does she blow people up, but her MO was necklacing. 1.00

00:04:42.000 That's where you take a tire, you fill it with gas.

00:04:45.000 She did this to blacks, too. 1.00

00:04:47.000 Anyone who stood in the way of her political career.

00:04:50.000 And she would put the, probably mostly blacks, actually.

00:04:54.000 And they would put this tire around your neck and light it on fire.

00:04:58.000 You, of course, burn, and then the tire melts, the rubber melts down onto your body.

00:05:02.000 It's probably one of the, I don't think you can show this, dude.

00:05:04.000 Don't show it.

00:05:05.000 It's one of the most horrific ways to die imaginable.

00:05:11.000 Like tar and feathering, don't you die from tar and feathering?

00:05:14.000 Oh my.

00:05:16.000 Yeah, there's an awful meme that I just came across.

00:05:19.000 You can put it up.

00:05:20.000 Well, nice necklace.

00:05:21.000 Yeah, he went to Jared Mendela.

00:05:26.000 So anyway, back to this thing.

00:05:27.000 So he's joking about killing hundreds of people.

00:05:31.000 And again, I don't censor jokes, so it's not like I want this banned, but I think it's interesting the climate we live in.

00:05:36.000 So let's keep going, Urkel.

00:05:41.000 It's like that old South African proverb that still holds true. 0.98

00:05:45.000 Just pause.

00:05:47.000 Could he have a worse South African accent, please?

00:05:49.000 That's actually racist, what he's doing.

00:05:52.000 It sounds like a weird Indian accent or something.

00:05:54.000 Yeah, just about.

00:05:55.000 Listen to Nelson Mandela for a little bit before you get on stage and pretend to be him.

00:06:00.000 Go ahead.

00:06:01.000 If you want to make an omblet, you've got to kill some white bombers. 1.00

00:06:08.000 Look at them.

00:06:09.000 Enjoy that.

00:06:10.000 You American activists had a single business.

00:06:12.000 That's what I wanted to show.

00:06:14.000 Because just today, on, did I send it to you?

00:06:20.000 Yeah.

00:06:21.000 On TR News, that's Tommy Robinson News.

00:06:24.000 Avi Yamini had a thing out about this horrific event that happened last year.

00:06:29.000 The mother, Who's still alive is talking about it to remind people what happened.

00:06:37.000 Maybe just let Avi explain it for a little bit.

00:06:40.000 In just the first two weeks of this month, there have been 19 farm attacks in South Africa, including three murders.

00:06:48.000 The world's continued silence is deafening.

00:06:53.000 They're not silent.

00:06:53.000 Let's go last for a second.

00:06:54.000 And just picture this horrific scenario.

00:06:57.000 A woman is at home alone with her three children when a hate-filled man blasts his way in, shooting the mother in the lower body and narrowly missing her son's head.

00:07:09.000 The attacker then comes in and turns the gun on her 15-year-old child, demanding that he rapes his mother in front of his younger siblings.

00:07:19.000 The mother does what any mother would do. 1.00

00:07:22.000 She begs the intruder not to make him do this depraved act and to take her instead.

00:07:28.000 For some reason, it worked.

00:07:29.000 The sick and pleasant man agrees.

00:07:32.000 Did you catch that?

00:07:32.000 So the guy breaks into this white farm and he says to the 15-year-old boy, I want you to rape your mother and puts a gun to his head.

00:07:39.000 She begs him not to.

00:07:41.000 I may cry talking about this.

00:07:45.000 And that happens in the Congo, too.

00:07:47.000 I'd never heard of this before Africa came along.

00:07:50.000 Like, when was the last time you heard about someone being forced to rape their mother at gunpoint?

00:07:56.000 But remember that woman who climbed the Statue of Liberty?

00:07:58.000 And she made it to the toes, by the way.

00:08:00.000 Yeah, I climbed the Statue of Liberty.

00:08:02.000 It's not really climbing.

00:08:03.000 You made it up the first part of the pedestal.

00:08:06.000 Making it to a statue's toes is not really considered an accomplishment.

00:08:09.000 But she's from the Congo, and she was protesting Trump's horrible human rights record.

00:08:14.000 The Congo basically invented making children rape their mothers. 1.00

00:08:18.000 That's rampant all over their disgusting war, their civil war they're having over there. 0.64

00:08:26.000 Anyway, so this guy breaks in and he rapes the mother, beats her.

00:08:31.000 She's a bloody mess. 1.00

00:08:32.000 The children are watching.

00:08:33.000 The husband, I think, is shot.

00:08:35.000 Go back to Avi for a sec.

00:08:37.000 It's so funny.

00:08:38.000 Let's make jokes about it.

00:08:40.000 Yeah, the whole crowd was laughing at that.

00:08:42.000 And rapes her.

00:08:44.000 Before going out, coming back and bringing the 13-year-old daughter in, undressing her, molesting her, and making her watch, making the daughter watch as he rapes her bleeding mother again.

00:08:57.000 This is not some story I've made up.

00:08:59.000 That's exactly what happened on the 23rd of March last year.

00:09:03.000 A farmer's wife today has shared the story in a hope to raise awareness about the horrific reality white South African farmers are currently living.

00:09:13.000 Nikki, a 45-year-old woman, was at home with her three children when this man blasted his way into their farmhouse before terrorizing the family in a sickening ordeal that lasted over four long hours and that can only be described as living hell.

00:09:30.000 I told my little one to be quiet or else this man would all I saw were his little silent tears rolling down his little cheeks for the next four hours.

00:09:41.000 That's kind of a depressing restaurant to show the Daily Mail.

00:09:44.000 But the reason I bring this up, by the way, there were no groans at that joke, that South African, you're going to kill some South African farmers. 0.95

00:09:52.000 And they groaned at trivializing Rosa Parks sitting down.

00:09:56.000 Oh, yeah, they said Rosa Parks got a statue for sitting. 0.92

00:09:59.000 That's how lazy Americans are. 0.94

00:10:00.000 And everyone went, whoa, like that's too much.

00:10:04.000 Yeah, raping a family, that's funny.

00:10:06.000 Yeah.

00:10:07.000 And then that brings me to Samantha B, who did a thing.

00:10:11.000 I was checking out Carlos Matza's feed, and it is irritating.

00:10:16.000 It's just irritating how blind these people are to their own hypocrisy.

00:10:20.000 So Carlos Maza attacks everyone on the right, and then someone lisps when they describe him, and it's racist and homophobic.

00:10:29.000 This guy defines himself as a gay Latino.

00:10:31.000 Someone makes fun of his identity, and that's a horrible, racist, homophobic attack that everyone's getting rich off of.

00:10:38.000 This is Samantha B's premise. 0.95

00:10:41.000 By the way, Samantha B was my neighbor upstate for a long time.

00:10:44.000 Our kids played together, and she includes me in this video, the fucking cunt. 1.00

00:10:50.000 A video producer for Vox shared that he's experienced prolonged racist and homophobic abuse from a right-wing YouTube video.

00:10:57.000 She crouched over like an old witch. 1.00

00:10:59.000 Pave the way for those abusive videos to become massively popular.

00:11:03.000 But YouTube allowed him to profit off of them.

00:11:06.000 Of course, YouTube pushed those videos.

00:11:08.000 Controversy drives clicks.

00:11:10.000 Clicks inspire more content creation.

00:11:12.000 And the more videos you make, the greater your visibility and monetary reward.

00:11:16.000 When YouTube was made aware of the harassment against Maza, they did what they do best.

00:11:21.000 Basically, nothing.

00:11:24.000 In a tweet, two Carlos Maza, YouTube says that they conducted an in-depth review of the videos that were flagged to them.

00:11:32.000 They say that what they saw was clearly hurtful, but the video is a little bit more.

00:11:35.000 Look how bad Don Laman is.

00:11:37.000 Oh, that is a shame.

00:11:39.000 If only YouTube had a policy against hurtful content, specifically, and I mean, it would be crazy if this existed.

00:11:46.000 Sammy policy. 0.78

00:11:47.000 Sammy 100-year-old witch junior.

00:11:53.000 Their policy is like a video going, we got the goddamn gay Hispanics coming in here. 1.00

00:11:59.000 Gays Hispanics need to die. 1.00

00:12:02.000 Like, that's a hateful video, and that's not allowed on there.

00:12:05.000 Crowder was joking around.

00:12:08.000 He made an apology video where he apologized for his past hundred jokes and they were all very, very clearly funny.

00:12:15.000 You know, like you have to kill some South African farmers to make an omelet. 0.98

00:12:19.000 You know, jokes.

00:12:22.000 So the right makes a very subtle, non-hateful, non-homophobic joke, a silly joke, and he has to be not just demonetized.

00:12:32.000 No, no, no, no.

00:12:33.000 He has to be deplatformed.

00:12:35.000 Yet, mainstream Comedy Central jokes about mass murder, mass raping people based on their race.

00:12:44.000 Policy against content that makes hurtful and negative personal comments, videos about another person.

00:12:50.000 Call the joke, you comedian.

00:12:52.000 But instead of enforcing that, they simply demonetize Maza's Harasser's channel, which forbids the user from getting a cut of the game.

00:13:00.000 You notice they say Mazza's Harassers Channel because they don't want to promote Steven Crowder.

00:13:06.000 That's the game here.

00:13:07.000 And by the way, with the South African joke earlier, I don't want anyone deplatformed.

00:13:11.000 I don't want Jeff Ross's show canceled.

00:13:13.000 I don't want anyone to not have the right to speak.

00:13:15.000 I want the free speech includes me being offended.

00:13:19.000 And yeah, I was offended by that South African thing. 1.00

00:13:21.000 But you'll notice these people, they want blood.

00:13:25.000 They want Steven Crowder to be eradicated.

00:13:29.000 You can't joke against them.

00:13:32.000 And they can joke against you.

00:13:33.000 This is a comedian talking about getting rid of jokes.

00:13:38.000 It's the same with all these journalists talking about deplatforming people.

00:13:41.000 Lady, your job is jokes. 1.00

00:13:43.000 I know you think you're getting rid of the competition, but all you're doing is making it dangerous for you.

00:13:48.000 You're next.

00:13:50.000 It's like a butcher going to a PETA rally.

00:13:54.000 Thank you for that woody analogy.

00:13:56.000 There's also another one in the Abraham Lincoln one where he was like, somebody didn't like me and they went up and shot me.

00:14:03.000 And he's like, if there's something like that going on and your president's oppressive, go out and do something.

00:14:09.000 Something like that.

00:14:10.000 I got to find it.

00:14:11.000 It's another life and death joke.

00:14:13.000 Not a Lisp joke.

00:14:14.000 Kill the president.

00:14:15.000 Yeah.

00:14:16.000 Don't offend Carlos Maza, but you can kill the president.

00:14:19.000 And white South Africa. 0.61

00:14:20.000 Seems consistent to me.

00:14:22.000 Well, there is a consistency here.

00:14:23.000 It's straight white males. 0.74

00:14:25.000 They're not kicking him out.

00:14:26.000 They're just cutting off his allowance.

00:14:29.000 Talk about LGBTQ allyship. 0.98

00:14:31.000 Yes, YouTube.

00:14:33.000 Just keep all that homophobia money for yourself.

00:14:36.000 But there are lots of other racist and homophobic channels.

00:14:39.000 Just pause.

00:14:41.000 Just keep all that racist homophobic money for yourself.

00:14:44.000 He's demonetized.

00:14:45.000 So there's no ad money.

00:14:47.000 YouTube isn't getting rich off of Steven Crowder's hateful jokes, you silly cow.

00:14:53.000 All right.

00:14:54.000 There's still a lot more racist homophobic channels, though.

00:14:57.000 YouTube and not all of their victims have Carlos Maz's platform.

00:15:01.000 Most of YouTube's fucked up culture war is taking place on the margins, and it pays to be there.

00:15:08.000 So Ben Shapiro, Dana Lash, and I are examples of more.

00:15:13.000 Like, how is Dana Lash a racist homophobe? 1.00

00:15:17.000 How is Ben Shapiro a racist homophobe?

00:15:21.000 Those guys don't even make jokes.

00:15:22.000 I make jokes like Steven does.

00:15:25.000 So you could be stupid enough to think that I'm the bad guy.

00:15:28.000 And by the way, The Rebel was demonetized to the tune of 90%.

00:15:32.000 Dana Lash doesn't make her money off YouTube. 1.00

00:15:34.000 She makes her money from being an NRA spokesman.

00:15:36.000 Is she still doing that? 1.00

00:15:38.000 And finally, Ben Shapiro has subscribers because you demonetized him.

00:15:43.000 Says this person who is getting paid to sit there and shit on the right.

00:15:48.000 Wow, the hypocrisy.

00:15:49.000 I guess.

00:15:50.000 And it pays to be there.

00:15:51.000 And in explaining the decisions of who gets to stay and who gets to go, YouTube also inadvertently gives instructions for how to work around those rules.

00:16:00.000 Like how they said that using racial, homophobic, or sexist epithets on their own don't necessarily violate policies and they'll only remove videos for which the primary purpose is hate or harassment.

00:16:11.000 Oh my god!

00:16:12.000 Super helpful!

00:16:14.000 It's like if the first rule was so she wants you to be unable to use any kind of word like fag in a joke.

00:16:24.000 Do you know how badly the left would be slaughtered by that rule?

00:16:29.000 Do you know how many gay comedy channels would be obliterated if you couldn't use epithets?

00:16:34.000 Do you know how many rap songs would vanish if you couldn't use racial epithets?

00:16:39.000 What kind of world do they want?

00:16:42.000 They'll be the first to go.

00:16:44.000 We're already pretty clean.

00:16:46.000 You guys are the filthy ones.

00:16:47.000 If you start enforcing, no, it's not just the general.

00:16:50.000 It's even any word.

00:16:51.000 I don't care what the context was.

00:16:53.000 Any word that I find offensive, get rid of their channel.

00:16:56.000 Okay.

00:16:57.000 Buy black channels, buy black Twitter, buy black YouTube, buy gay YouTube, buy trans. 0.98

00:17:03.000 Like all of those are going to be the first to go.

00:17:05.000 Those are the ones using those words.

00:17:06.000 There are no videos on YouTube where they're like, Philip, thanks for tuning in.

00:17:11.000 Today we're going to talk about Carlos Mezzo.

00:17:13.000 That guy's a gay and a Mexican. 0.95

00:17:15.000 And if there's two things we need to get rid of, it's gay Mexicans. 1.00

00:17:19.000 So let's get started with our plan to get rid of all the gay Mexic. 1.00

00:17:22.000 That's not around.

00:17:23.000 So they don't, and they need that because that defines their whole ethos.

00:17:26.000 They need to say hate has no home here.

00:17:28.000 So there has to be hate.

00:17:30.000 So what do they do?

00:17:30.000 Well, they just leave and go into Joketown and go, that's just as bad as the fictional Southerner I just did.

00:17:36.000 So get rid of him too.

00:17:37.000 Get rid of Dana Lash, Ben Shapiro, Gavin McInnes, and Steven Crowder.

00:17:43.000 Wow.

00:17:44.000 Talk about Fight Club, but the second rule was, but here are some ways you can still legally discuss Fight Club.

00:17:51.000 YouTube won't proactively address the problems of their algorithm for one reason.

00:17:55.000 Their business model depends on it.

00:17:58.000 You know, you'll notice that her stature is like this, and she's doing this sort of a weird, like bendy-down-y thing. 0.58

00:18:07.000 And if you look at Carlos Maza, he also has this thing where he's like this.

00:18:12.000 Every time he talks, he's pulling his hands down.

00:18:14.000 You know what that is?

00:18:16.000 It's a sign of insecurity.

00:18:18.000 It's someone who's been put into a position where they normally wouldn't be.

00:18:22.000 Samantha B got a show on TBS before they knew what the pitch was. 1.00

00:18:27.000 They just went, ah, you're on Daily Show.

00:18:29.000 You're a woman.

00:18:30.000 You're a liberal.

00:18:31.000 You're in.

00:18:32.000 So they made her urine. 1.00

00:18:35.000 No, they made her the stalwart of TBS.

00:18:38.000 You're in, babe.

00:18:39.000 You could do anything you want.

00:18:40.000 Do a documentary on diapers.

00:18:42.000 You're solidified.

00:18:43.000 It's affirmative action. 0.77

00:18:45.000 Similarly, Carlos Mazza, they need Hispanics. 0.99

00:18:47.000 They need gay. 1.00

00:18:48.000 They go, great.

00:18:48.000 This is two birds with one stone.

00:18:50.000 Get him on.

00:18:51.000 Now, you look at Norm McDonald, who deserves to be there.

00:18:54.000 The guy is unbelievably smooth and hilarious.

00:18:57.000 And you think, there's someone who deserves to be in a location.

00:19:01.000 You can tell by the way they talk, their demeanor, their posture.

00:19:05.000 They don't go like this and they don't hunch over like weird little monsters.

00:19:11.000 But the insecure, when they're put in a position, they have little tells.

00:19:15.000 And it's not just their body language.

00:19:17.000 They also say like and they have an interrogative tone where they feel like they don't really belong there.

00:19:24.000 So if you're sure that two and two is four and someone asks you, they go, what's two and two?

00:19:28.000 And you go, oh, that's four.

00:19:29.000 Yeah.

00:19:29.000 You just add up the twos and they get to four.

00:19:31.000 It's not quite five.

00:19:33.000 But if you aren't really sure what you're talking about and don't really belong there, they go, what's two plus two?

00:19:37.000 And you go, basically, it's like, it's not as big as you would think it would be.

00:19:43.000 And It's definitely not 22.

00:19:46.000 It's like, I would think that it would be four.

00:19:49.000 Yeah, it's almost definitely four.

00:19:51.000 Two and two is four.

00:19:52.000 Yeah.

00:19:54.000 We caught you being insecure.

00:19:57.000 Speaking of insecure, I want to talk about Barbie Benton's tits for a second here. 0.99

00:20:03.000 Bill Cosby seems to be back in the news quite a bit.

00:20:07.000 Like they say that he's not America's dad anymore.

00:20:11.000 And yeah, we knew that.

00:20:13.000 We knew he's unpopular.

00:20:14.000 Ever since Hannibal Burris made a joke about him gang raping.

00:20:18.000 Not gang raping, but serial raping.

00:20:20.000 Chicks, everyone knew that. 1.00

00:20:23.000 Everyone in entertainment knew that.

00:20:25.000 That's the irritating thing about all this sanctimonious social justice shit.

00:20:30.000 You knew that Harvey Weinstein was a pig.

00:20:32.000 There's a term called the casting couch.

00:20:35.000 Ever heard of it before?

00:20:36.000 So you knowingly joined this world where it's corrupt and women use sex to get jobs. 1.00

00:20:44.000 And then when Hannibal Burris points it out in a comedy routine, all of a sudden you go, I've had enough of this.

00:20:51.000 You're done with the raping.

00:20:53.000 Why'd you let it go on for so long?

00:20:55.000 And by the way, why did you do it?

00:20:57.000 Like, why did you go on a casting couch, let Harvey Weinstein, or Louis C.K. for that matter, beat off in front of you, and then take the job?

00:21:05.000 You did a fair trade deal there.

00:21:08.000 I mean, unless you were crying after and called the cops, you're just a very expensive prostitute who was well rewarded. 0.89

00:21:16.000 Sorry.

00:21:17.000 Anyway, so this headline says, go to the Bill Cosby chicks. 0.94

00:21:23.000 And they talk about Bill Cosby was a regular at the Playboy Mansion.

00:21:28.000 And Barbie Benton was there.

00:21:29.000 Barbie Benton says, Barbie Benton, by the way, was when I was a kid, she was considered the hottest woman in the world. 0.99

00:21:34.000 And I think she shaped our interest in girls because we were like 8, 9, 10, 11 building our libidos unknowingly, of course.

00:21:42.000 And she was there on all the pictures and everything.

00:21:45.000 So when you finally get your testosterone, you think of the chick you kept seeing.

00:21:48.000 Farah Fawcett was another one.

00:21:49.000 They all have these cute little button noses.

00:21:52.000 But go back to the article.

00:21:54.000 So in it, they're saying that Benton Now said that Bill Cosby wasn't known what he was doing.

00:22:03.000 And apparently there were these two teenage girls there. 1.00

00:22:05.000 Go down.

00:22:07.000 God, the ads on dailymail.uk are mental.

00:22:13.000 Bill Cosby had a regular Playboy Bunny girlfriend within just four years of his marriage to his long-suffering wife, Camille.

00:22:19.000 The Philandering Comic was a regular best friend Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles, not just to hang out with the pretty girls who could meet up twice a week. 0.56

00:22:26.000 Sorry, just to hang with the pretty girls with twice a week Triss with his lover. 0.62

00:22:31.000 The claim comes from Barbie Benton, Hefner's longtime girlfriend in the 60s and 70s.

00:22:38.000 Now, these girls were in their teens, right?

00:22:42.000 And it makes you wonder, why were those teenage girls at the Playboy Mansion?

00:22:48.000 Where are the parents?

00:22:49.000 It goes back to the Michael Jackson thing.

00:22:51.000 Why did you let your little kid sleep over at Michael Jackson's house? 0.99

00:22:56.000 And by the way, that couple that took a $20 million payout, your son is a very expensive prostitute and you're a pimp. 0.88

00:23:05.000 Or the woman who left her 13-year-old daughter with Roman Polanski when she was then drugged and raped.

00:23:13.000 And this isn't mentioned anywhere in the story.

00:23:15.000 Same with I did that video, Rockstars Are Pedophiles, where I talked about Jimmy Page and Robert Plant and David Bowie and all these guys that had this same 14-year-old groupie.

00:23:25.000 And I'm thinking, where is that woman's mother?

00:23:28.000 Go back to the Playboy Mansion article.

00:23:32.000 I was 18.

00:23:33.000 I wasn't, what's she doing there at 18? 0.66

00:23:36.000 Don't even let your daughter go there at 18.

00:23:39.000 It was a different time.

00:23:41.000 It was a pro-pedophilia time.

00:23:44.000 It was okay to screw 14-year-old girls in the 70s and 80s. 1.00

00:23:49.000 What a disgusting culture we had. 0.99

00:23:54.000 So anyway, scroll down through the pictures there.

00:23:56.000 So there's Barbie Benton, considered the hottest woman in the world.

00:24:00.000 And I thought, I don't really remember seeing her nude.

00:24:02.000 I remember seeing her on TV and stuff.

00:24:04.000 But go back.

00:24:09.000 Is that, oh, at the 1970 Academy Awards?

00:24:11.000 That's the day I was born.

00:24:13.000 So she must have been like 30 while I was starting to like girls. 1.00

00:24:17.000 So Judy Huth sues. 1.00

00:24:20.000 There's going to be a million ads, don't bother.

00:24:23.000 And then I thought, I don't remember seeing her nude.

00:24:25.000 Now, warning, nudity alert coming up.

00:24:27.000 We're about to show you.

00:24:28.000 Oh, go back.

00:24:29.000 Go back.

00:24:30.000 There's Roman Polanski.

00:24:32.000 There's Roman Polanski, the rapist, next to Hugh Hefter and Barbie Benton. 0.71

00:24:37.000 So I looked up her boobs. 1.00

00:24:38.000 And I'm sorry, if you have kids in the room, please get rid of them.

00:24:41.000 You're about to see nudity.

00:24:43.000 This is about to become R-rated.

00:24:45.000 But check out her boobs. 1.00

00:24:48.000 Aren't those the weirdest hits you've ever seen?

00:24:51.000 Yeah, those are odd.

00:24:52.000 Have you ever come across Puffy Nipples?

00:24:55.000 I've seen those types of.

00:24:57.000 Puffy nipples.

00:24:59.000 Just the song.

00:25:00.000 So gentle and so free.

00:25:03.000 Puffy nipples.

00:25:05.000 Oh, I thought you were doing puffy nipples in my wine. 1.00

00:25:09.000 That's a different picture, dude.

00:25:10.000 Yeah, look at those.

00:25:13.000 Some guys are real sensitive about nipples, and they're like, sorry if it's not a silver dollar.

00:25:17.000 I've never really cared about nipples.

00:25:19.000 Like, if they're this big, I don't really care.

00:25:21.000 If they don't even have a beginning, a middle, and an end, it's not a concern for me.

00:25:26.000 I'm not a nipple guy, but some dudes are obsessed with it.

00:25:29.000 Those are very unusual nipples.

00:25:32.000 I think we were more accepting back in the 70s.

00:25:35.000 You know, with the full bush and everything.

00:25:37.000 Oh, she had to have them photographed dead on.

00:25:40.000 Yeah, that's what it is.

00:25:43.000 So, you know, I also kept looking her up and I realized, so she has that non-existent nose, right?

00:25:49.000 And who does she marry? 0.89

00:25:50.000 She marries a guy with one of the biggest schnazes known to man. 0.99

00:25:56.000 Looks like Sarah Silverman's dad.

00:25:59.000 And is it possible that when we meet someone, we look for opposite traits?

00:26:05.000 So if you're super short, like five feet, you're going to be attracted to someone that's six feet tall, or whatever, seven feet tall, so you make a normal person.

00:26:15.000 Is it possible we subliminally want to correct our features?

00:26:19.000 I mean, I have no chin.

00:26:20.000 My wife has a chin. 1.00

00:26:22.000 She's got mile high cheekbones.

00:26:24.000 I have nothing but a thumb for a face.

00:26:27.000 And also, personality-wise, like my mom's a bitch, and I think she knows that she needs taming. 1.00

00:26:33.000 So she married an asshole who could not keep her in check. 0.80

00:26:36.000 That sounds like slap her around, but handle the fireball that is my mom. 1.00

00:26:40.000 And I look at the daughter of Barbie Benton.

00:26:43.000 This is the news.

00:26:44.000 You're watching the news right now.

00:26:46.000 And she's got a normal nose. 0.96

00:26:48.000 So Barbie took her weird, non-existent nose. 0.99

00:26:50.000 She married the biggest schnaz in America, and she made a perfectly reasonable nose. 1.00

00:26:56.000 That's God.

00:26:57.000 You think so?

00:26:58.000 Well, it also, if that is a trait that we have, then it means we're getting more attractive.

00:27:03.000 And that's something I have heard before, that we're getting prettier.

00:27:08.000 I feel pretty.

00:27:10.000 Oh, so pretty.

00:27:11.000 Oh, so pretty and witty and...

00:27:17.000 Okay, this one is pretty insane.

00:27:20.000 You know, we have so much faith in the government, and I always say that the White House is just a big, huge DMV.

00:27:26.000 This document came out this morning where the, not this morning, but on the weekend, where the FBI was listing some illegal activity they had uncovered.

00:27:36.000 The only problem is those dumbasses left, took screenshots from the computer. 1.00

00:27:44.000 They were putting up the illegal stuff.

00:27:47.000 So it's illegal activity, illegal activity, and the IP says you on it.

00:27:53.000 Meaning the FBI went in, committed illegal acts, and then screen grabbed them and said, hey guys, we caught some illegal acts.

00:28:01.000 Yeah, it says you.

00:28:02.000 You did those.

00:28:04.000 Oh shit, I should have done it from a different computer.

00:28:06.000 Are you finding that yet?

00:28:08.000 FBI rats themselves out.

00:28:09.000 There should be a search button on your.

00:28:12.000 The FBI went to 8Chan and posted criminal activity, but then screencrapped the UI and didn't change IP addresses, so it shows the crimes as you.

00:28:18.000 Click on that?

00:28:19.000 This is why we have to have no faith.

00:28:21.000 And I love cops.

00:28:22.000 If cops come to your house and they don't have a warrant, don't let them in.

00:28:25.000 Don't make their job easier.

00:28:29.000 Going through the 8Chan affidavit, not only do they print out and then rescan screenshots of the poll thread, but there are several you's in the thread.

00:28:36.000 God, our intelligence community has never been more incompetent.

00:28:40.000 Now, can you zoom in on that?

00:28:41.000 Look, they got Sam Hyde involved.

00:28:43.000 Yeah.

00:28:44.000 You know what I think would be a good thing for free speech to show when we have the two different people?

00:28:48.000 What about Barry Weiss, who is that sort of darling conservative of the left, and Sam Hyde?

00:28:56.000 That's fun.

00:28:57.000 Wouldn't that be a cute one?

00:28:59.000 Wouldn't that be exciting?

00:29:02.000 Also in the news, speaking of losers, impeach Trump.

00:29:06.000 There was Impeach Trump rallies all weekend, and they were a total and utter failure.

00:29:10.000 The Trump hatred is big online.

00:29:14.000 It's not big in real life.

00:29:16.000 This is why he won.

00:29:18.000 The media just loved crapping on him and saying he's a loser and a nightmare.

00:29:22.000 But out there in the real world where people have jobs and don't have time to answer polls and are working for a living, they all still love him.

00:29:30.000 He's going to get reelected.

00:29:32.000 He was even hinting this weekend of a third term.

00:29:35.000 Nice.

00:29:36.000 He goes, you know, you know, you guys could demand a third term, frankly.

00:29:42.000 And I'm not sure I'd be able to stop you.

00:29:44.000 I couldn't stop you.

00:29:47.000 But check out the rallies.

00:29:48.000 Look at how sad they are.

00:29:50.000 I hate seeing men at these rallies.

00:29:52.000 It's like that Wally Alid is a newscaster in Australia, who I can just tell he has one of the smallest penises known to man.

00:30:02.000 And his wife has converted to Islam for him.

00:30:05.000 So it's this tall white blonde, but with the burqa on and the headdress, and she just looks so ridiculous. 1.00

00:30:13.000 You don't look ridiculous when you convert to Orthodox Judaism.

00:30:15.000 You look refined like Ivanka Trump.

00:30:17.000 But when you convert to Islam as a white woman, you look silly. 0.98

00:30:20.000 I'm sorry.

00:30:21.000 It looks like you're going back in time.

00:30:24.000 Let's see some pics.

00:30:27.000 Ooh, that one looks fun.

00:30:29.000 Look at all those people partying.

00:30:30.000 You know they left a huge mess, too.

00:30:33.000 Those 50 people left a mess of 500 when they left.

00:30:37.000 That is the mess.

00:30:38.000 And you know that they're cropping these photos to try to make it look bigger than it is.

00:30:42.000 So they're really cramming people in.

00:30:44.000 And then, yeah, look at that guy.

00:30:45.000 Nobody is above the law.

00:30:46.000 That's like Wally Alid or whatever his name is, his wife.

00:30:51.000 I hate seeing men at anti-Trump rallies.

00:30:54.000 They look like such cucks, don't they?

00:30:56.000 They look like such pussies. 1.00

00:30:58.000 It's like the guys who let their wives put a hate has no home here sign on their lawn, and they don't really believe it, but they're like, that's her hobby.

00:31:04.000 That's what she likes to do. 1.00

00:31:05.000 So I'll just cuck my lawn.

00:31:07.000 Should cut your lawn, not cuck your lawn.

00:31:09.000 Look at that.

00:31:10.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten people.

00:31:13.000 God, they work so hard on their floats and everything with their pussy hats. 1.00

00:31:19.000 Oh, that one's not bad.

00:31:21.000 That's got maybe 80.

00:31:23.000 I think they just hijacked a line for Chipotle or something.

00:31:27.000 Stuck some signs in the crowd.

00:31:29.000 Can you hold this for a second?

00:31:30.000 Just ran away.

00:31:30.000 Impeached now.

00:31:33.000 What is the charge again?

00:31:34.000 Colluding with Russia? 0.71

00:31:35.000 And then doesn't Pence take over?

00:31:39.000 Yeah.

00:31:39.000 No, they talk about that all the time.

00:31:42.000 It's such a given that Trump is going to jail that they're now planning on what to do about President Pence.

00:31:47.000 Oh, they're already planning that out.

00:31:49.000 Okay.

00:31:50.000 Mental patience.

00:31:52.000 I think we have time for the mailbag, my friend.

00:31:55.000 We haven't done it in a while.

00:31:56.000 It has been a while for the mail.

00:32:01.000 How dare you say it?

00:32:02.000 Yeah.

00:32:04.000 Oof, oof, ah.

00:32:08.000 So you should just be getting that up any second now.

00:32:10.000 Yeah.

00:32:11.000 And cutting to that, making that full screen.

00:32:14.000 And that's the way, that's how we do.

00:32:16.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:32:21.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag Let me touch it Here's a fun Letter.

00:32:30.000 Both our letters are about trannies today. 1.00

00:32:32.000 This is from a guy named Shep, and it's kind of long.

00:32:36.000 So maybe just cut to tranny footage or something like they do on Tucker. 1.00

00:32:40.000 Okay.

00:32:41.000 Got a two-for-one for you.

00:32:42.000 Getting fired for my views and proof trannies are mentally ill gays. 1.00

00:32:46.000 I worked at a comics bookstore in the UK for a while.

00:32:47.000 It was diverse in the worst way possible. 1.00

00:32:49.000 Lots of rainbow-haired teenage queers, feminists, and beta males. 1.00

00:32:52.000 The manager was a good guy, and so was my direct boss in the books department.

00:32:56.000 I like comics but hate superheroes.

00:32:57.000 But my team consisted of an asexual blob of a wet blanket and a feminist gender studies graduate. 1.00

00:33:03.000 God, can you imagine working at a comic store with these people?

00:33:07.000 I also shared an office with a part-time security guard, an Army Reserve reject, who I could share banter with and discuss the news.

00:33:13.000 Two years in, around the time of the lead to the 2016 elections, work was getting monotonous.

00:33:19.000 So I took to staying in the office, reading hours of news on the computer.

00:33:22.000 My political views are all over the place.

00:33:24.000 I wouldn't say I'm right-wing, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:25.000 Didn't even care too much about his policies.

00:33:27.000 He just wasn't Hillary.

00:33:28.000 That's why I liked him.

00:33:29.000 When Trump won, I didn't gloat.

00:33:30.000 I just pointed out the reasons why he won.

00:33:32.000 However, it was a discussion about Pakistan months later with the security guard that got me in big trouble.

00:33:40.000 Someone was about to be executed for blasphemy, and I theorized that it was the rampant inbreeding in Pakistan that leads to this kind of insanity. 1.00

00:33:47.000 By the way, folks, if you're ever going to bring this up, make sure you use a source that has a Muslim name.

00:33:56.000 If they see a white person writing the article, they will not take it seriously.

00:33:59.000 And when they see a Muslim writing article, they go, oh, good, let my people pee? 1.00

00:34:03.000 Did we say you can't pee?

00:34:08.000 The focus then moved on to how the inbreeding exists in the UK and it negatively affects the children.

00:34:13.000 Nearly half of all congenital defects occur within the Pakistani community in the UK, despite making up a small fraction of the population.

00:34:20.000 The feminist overheard this conversation and proceeded to tell the only Pakistani in the company. 1.00

00:34:26.000 It's just a hate fact.

00:34:28.000 They told the assistant manager, an aging rainbow-haired cum stain of an individual, and I was called into the office for supposedly saying that all Pakistanis are inbred.

00:34:37.000 Something they didn't say.

00:34:38.000 And this, by the way, is what we saw with Crowder on Samantha Bee.

00:34:42.000 Where'd you get this?

00:34:43.000 Is this YouTube?

00:34:44.000 Yep.

00:34:45.000 YouTube show boob boobs?

00:34:47.000 I don't know if that was a male rack or female rack. 0.99

00:34:51.000 Okay.

00:34:54.000 Yeah, children.

00:34:55.000 Miles is going to do a video about that South African thing and also a video about these children at these things.

00:35:00.000 These things are a celebration of sex.

00:35:03.000 And they're very open about that.

00:35:04.000 They're celebrating their sexual proclivity.

00:35:06.000 Don't bring children to a sexual event.

00:35:10.000 Especially not an event where they're so indignant about their sexuality being restricted that they act it out and get nude and perform fellatio and photograph each other's penises.

00:35:23.000 Kids shouldn't see old men's penises. 1.00

00:35:25.000 Call me a square.

00:35:27.000 Call me a homophobe.

00:35:28.000 That's more of Samantha B's homophobia you're seeing there. 1.00

00:35:34.000 Yeah, the only way they can win or catch us cheating is to pretend our jokes are true or to take things out of context because they can't win idea versus idea.

00:35:45.000 I was to be suspended until they could figure out what to do with me.

00:35:48.000 I immediately said that if my coworkers, who I actually had a cordial relationship with, despite our differing political views, are willing to take a private conversation out of context and attempt to get me fired, then I quit.

00:35:57.000 That's it.

00:35:58.000 Get fired.

00:35:59.000 Without saying goodbye to anyone, I cleaned up my locker and left.

00:36:01.000 Within the week, I had another job at Better Pay.

00:36:04.000 About a year passes, and one of the few people who still contact me, one of the less colorful feminists, funnily enough, told me that the security guard was now a woman.

00:36:13.000 When I left, he was about to be married and spent a lot of his time flirting with the female staff.

00:36:17.000 So this bald, 6'2 ⁇ , 300-pound soldier who voted conservative and his solution to the Middle East was to drop a nuke on it, was now a redhead woman who dressed in burlesque-type gear and high heels. 0.70

00:36:30.000 I'd always known he wasn't quite right.

00:36:32.000 His legs were always shaved.

00:36:33.000 He enjoyed Dita Von Ts a little too much, and his views on trainees in locker rooms and bathrooms was at odds with other conservatives.

00:36:40.000 He also touched upon how he might be bisexual.

00:36:43.000 The coworkers accepted it and embraced it.

00:36:45.000 Nothing wrong with that, by the way.

00:36:46.000 We don't have a problem with coworkers embracing your bisexuality, even though I personally believe it's a myth. 1.00

00:36:52.000 You're either gay or straight. 0.93

00:36:55.000 That was until the flirting became an excuse to perv on the female staff and talk about their tits to them. 1.00

00:36:59.000 Then he just disappeared after posting some disturbing things on Instagram.

00:37:03.000 People were worried.

00:37:03.000 Did he kill himself?

00:37:04.000 No, he was on the run from police after stalking his now ex-fiancé.

00:37:08.000 His story made the news.

00:37:10.000 You got that news link?

00:37:11.000 And amongst all the concern posts on his Instagram were comments about how he was not a good person and not who he said he was.

00:37:18.000 Eventually, he was caught by police and institutionalized.

00:37:20.000 Conveniently enough, he had been hiding by reverting back to his regular male self.

00:37:25.000 Trans Crime UK is quite the eye-opener.

00:37:29.000 Sorry for the length.

00:37:30.000 I bet he'll hear that in prison.

00:37:32.000 I don't like those rape jokes. 0.91

00:37:33.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:37:36.000 Yearlong is jailed for 15 months.

00:37:39.000 Can you scroll down?

00:37:40.000 Can we see this giant guy?

00:37:42.000 Gorgeosity.

00:37:43.000 Love it.

00:37:45.000 That's a woman, in case you're curious. 1.00

00:37:47.000 Yes.

00:37:48.000 That looks like someone who's really good at oil painting, but not really good at drawing chicks. 0.89

00:37:54.000 It looks like a beautiful oil painting by someone who just doesn't quite have it right.

00:37:58.000 By the way, his nose has been broken.

00:37:59.000 It's the same as mine.

00:38:01.000 It's got that little tweak at the end.

00:38:03.000 It looks like the SeaWorld trainer and 41st Dates.

00:38:10.000 I don't know what that means.

00:38:11.000 It's an Adam Sandler movie.

00:38:12.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:38:13.000 I like you very much.

00:38:14.000 I'd like to take you on date.

00:38:16.000 Looks like exactly like that.

00:38:17.000 What's transcrimeuk.com?

00:38:20.000 Well, let's take a peek.

00:38:23.000 Let's take a pee-peek.

00:38:26.000 Oh, she's on that registry.

00:38:28.000 Huh.

00:38:29.000 So there's a whole registry of trans criminals?

00:38:32.000 Yeah, Transcrime UK.

00:38:33.000 Holy crap.

00:38:34.000 Just click somewhere on the main.

00:38:36.000 Let's see the homepage.

00:38:37.000 2015 conviction sound good?

00:38:40.000 That sounds fun.

00:38:41.000 All right, let's go down this rabbit hole.

00:38:43.000 Wow.

00:38:44.000 Those are all the mug shots.

00:38:45.000 Oh, wow, that's great.

00:38:46.000 Is this a hate fact that this exists?

00:38:48.000 I'm surprised Britain allows such a thing.

00:38:50.000 Murder attempted this.

00:38:51.000 This looks like it's full of hate facts.

00:38:53.000 This is the outside.

00:38:54.000 And they say that there's a lot of violence in the trans community.

00:38:56.000 Maybe it's because they're mentally ill and they're getting in fights. 0.66

00:38:59.000 Oh, whoa.

00:39:00.000 What?

00:39:01.000 Sexual offenses, nine, seven with child victims, two with adult.

00:39:05.000 Do we have a picture of this person?

00:39:08.000 This is one of them.

00:39:10.000 Nicole Cope.

00:39:12.000 I don't see no pick.

00:39:13.000 There's no pic for that one.

00:39:14.000 Let's see if we can.

00:39:16.000 Derek Hooley.

00:39:19.000 Oh, there's one.

00:39:20.000 I don't like Derek Hooley at all.

00:39:22.000 Oh, it's a male transvestite. 0.99

00:39:24.000 Convicted of 12 offenses of indecent assault and indecency with a male child.

00:39:29.000 Five charges against a female child, including indecent assault and indecency with a child, yada yada yada.

00:39:34.000 You're not necessarily a lunatic if you want to dress up like a woman, but if you are a lunatic, it would make sense that you might want to dress up like a woman. 0.85

00:39:43.000 Right.

00:39:43.000 All right, this one's an interesting letter.

00:39:45.000 I'm sorry it's so long.

00:39:47.000 This is a dyke letter. 1.00

00:39:49.000 It says dyke letter. 1.00

00:39:50.000 I'm not calling her a dike. 0.99

00:39:51.000 I wouldn't dare.

00:39:53.000 I asked her if she's a trans-exclusionary radical feminist, a TERF, because I said, I can sympathize with TERFs. 0.99

00:40:02.000 They sort of have the same views as I, which is you can't just be a woman.

00:40:07.000 You can't just say I'm abroad.

00:40:09.000 You know what a woman has been through through her childhood, through the mean girl stuff and queen bees and wannabes and that whole phase and the dolly phase and is she going to get into sports, not getting into sports? 0.88

00:40:21.000 She gets her first period.

00:40:22.000 She gets all these feelings, the intense roller coaster ride of depression and ups and downs.

00:40:28.000 Basically, they're bipolar when they start their period.

00:40:32.000 Going through all that, developing breasts, getting teased for their breasts.

00:40:37.000 And then they, you know, get dumped.

00:40:39.000 It breaks their heart.

00:40:40.000 They're so emotional.

00:40:41.000 It's horrible.

00:40:42.000 She thought this was going to be the one.

00:40:43.000 She thought they were going to be married.

00:40:44.000 He cheated on her.

00:40:46.000 And there she is, a 29-year-old woman. 1.00

00:40:48.000 She's been through all of that.

00:40:49.000 And then I just walk up, shave my beard, put on a wig.

00:40:52.000 Hi.

00:40:53.000 Can you believe this shit?

00:40:55.000 What a day.

00:40:56.000 Are you coming to the women's march with me?

00:40:58.000 And naturally, you're going to have an aversion.

00:41:01.000 I mean, we have this aversion with everything.

00:41:03.000 Hunters, if you're a new guy when you show up.

00:41:06.000 Boxers, you go to the gym.

00:41:07.000 Hey, guys.

00:41:08.000 I mean, it's called stolen valor.

00:41:11.000 Being trans is stolen valor. 1.00

00:41:14.000 Anyway, this lesbian, a lot of letters from Britain, has a theory about the trans community.

00:41:23.000 I've spent a lot of time around gay men, and most gays are cool, but I have to say, the only sexism I've experienced has been by gay men, never straight men.

00:41:31.000 I'm what most would call a lipstick dyke, so most people meeting me just assume I'm straight.

00:41:35.000 I've noticed some gay men in my time, once they found out I'm a dyke, they didn't want to know.

00:41:39.000 I've had straight men who initially showed interest because they were hitting on me, but once they found out I'm gay, they were nice as pie.

00:41:44.000 Never had a problem with straight ones.

00:41:45.000 But I've had some gay ones completely drop me or pretend they didn't know me once they found out. 0.97

00:41:50.000 And I think it's because some gay men have this complex with women.

00:41:55.000 All this tranny love BS in the media and on TV, along with this weird adoring obsession with drag queens nowadays, have you noticed that? 1.00

00:42:02.000 She says, is just bitter gay men. 1.00

00:42:06.000 This is a theory.

00:42:08.000 Is just bitter gay men who want to show the girls how it's really done because they can do it so much better, bitches. 1.00

00:42:16.000 She's putting that in quotes.

00:42:17.000 It seems like young girls are being brainwashed into thinking that gay men have a monopoly on femininity and glamour.

00:42:22.000 Drag and cross-dressing back in the day used to come from a reverence that gay men had for women and wanted to imitate slash exaggerate our characteristics that they admired. 0.85

00:42:31.000 But through the years of constantly telling gays that they are special in our culture and going over the top with the whole gay acceptance thing, it's gone to some of their heads.

00:42:39.000 And now they think they own womanhood. 1.00

00:42:41.000 It's difficult to put into words, but I definitely feel this weird misogyny superiority vibe from the gays now. 1.00

00:42:47.000 And it's a type of misogyny that never gets talked about along with black male misogyny. 0.55

00:42:52.000 Black male misogyny. 0.89

00:42:54.000 All right.

00:42:55.000 This kind of sums up what I'm trying to say.

00:42:57.000 Go back to the letter and click on this link.

00:42:59.000 It's a song by RuPaul about us women and how we have to step up our pussy. 1.00

00:43:05.000 Come on, girls. 1.00

00:43:06.000 You're really blowing it.

00:43:08.000 This is how it's done.

00:43:09.000 Boobies, boobies. 1.00

00:43:11.000 Kind of a vagina. 1.00

00:43:12.000 Oh, I wish it was a video.

00:43:17.000 Come on, girls. 1.00

00:43:19.000 Watch me work.

00:43:19.000 Watch me walk.

00:43:20.000 All right now, all you biological females who used to have the upper hand, it ain't like that no more, honey. 1.00

00:43:27.000 It's just got real tough up in here.

00:43:29.000 You got your trisexual. 1.00

00:43:31.000 You got your bisexual. 1.00

00:43:32.000 You got your intersexual. 0.84

00:43:33.000 Girl, you have to step your pussy up. 1.00

00:43:36.000 Get these bitches out of here. 1.00

00:43:40.000 You gotta step your pussy up, girl. 1.00

00:43:41.000 There's a fan-made video.

00:43:44.000 Look, ladies, I met men-made videos. 0.55

00:43:46.000 This is how it's done.

00:43:46.000 Men-made video.

00:43:47.000 Okay?

00:43:48.000 You put on your makeup, you don't look hot.

00:43:50.000 Your shoulders are too slim.

00:43:52.000 This pet you say cunt?

00:43:55.000 This is how you be sexy, ladies. 1.00

00:43:57.000 Take, look.

00:43:58.000 You see?

00:43:59.000 It's very simple.

00:44:08.000 That is how it's done.

00:44:11.000 And by the way, let's get some kids involved in this.

00:44:13.000 Let's have them read stories to the kids at the library. 0.52

00:44:18.000 They're taking over all woman stuff, like the sweet old ladies that used to read stories at the library. 1.00

00:44:23.000 I'll handle that.

00:44:24.000 Give me this book, bitch. 1.00

00:44:25.000 Here's how it's done.

00:44:27.000 Once there was like a little bear or some shit, and he was like running around.

00:44:31.000 Everyone was mean to him, just like they're mean to me.

00:44:34.000 And then one day he was like, fuck it, girl, I'm fighting back.

00:44:37.000 And that bear showed all the other bitches how to get it done. 1.00

00:44:41.000 Woo! 0.99

00:44:42.000 All right, let's all dance.

00:44:43.000 Let's twerk, twerk it, twerk it, twerk it.

00:44:49.000 All right.

00:44:50.000 Dude, if they let them like use the female bathrooms, dude, those lines for the female bathrooms are always so long already. 1.00

00:44:56.000 Yeah.

00:44:57.000 Yeesh.

00:44:58.000 And ladies, he may identify as female, but I don't think his colon does. 0.96

00:45:03.000 And when we're hungover, we do things to bathrooms that are.

00:45:07.000 One time my friend Steve was so baked that he went into the ladies' bathroom and started having an uproarious diarrhea.

00:45:15.000 And he thought he was surrounded by dudes.

00:45:17.000 So he's like, oh, whoa.

00:45:21.000 Ooh, that's a brutal.

00:45:23.000 And then he was like, and he's like, oh, God.

00:45:26.000 Whoa.

00:45:28.000 And then he expected to come out of the stall and have a bunch of dudes going, dude, did you, what did you eat?

00:45:32.000 Do you have rats dying in there?

00:45:34.000 What the hell?

00:45:35.000 What did you just come back from India?

00:45:37.000 And it was all just women putting on lipstick going, horrified. 0.90

00:45:41.000 That joke, well, that true story that's hilarious is about to become your reality, girl.

00:45:47.000 And you asked for it.

00:45:48.000 All right.

00:45:50.000 Final video.

00:45:51.000 I don't like rape jokes, especially in prison.

00:45:54.000 However, like the whole idea of men getting raped, don't drop the soap.

00:45:58.000 Your ass is going to get torn to shreds.

00:46:00.000 Actually, we just did one in the letters page, right?

00:46:02.000 Where they said, how long is it?

00:46:04.000 It's going to be something he'll hear in prison.

00:46:06.000 So we've already done one on this show.

00:46:08.000 Oh, he said, I thought you added that in there.

00:46:10.000 No.

00:46:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:46:11.000 No, no.

00:46:12.000 I don't do that joke.

00:46:13.000 Right.

00:46:14.000 I thought that you did it and said you didn't like it, but okay.

00:46:16.000 I think this is an exception.

00:46:18.000 This is a gentleman.

00:46:19.000 I've watched plenty of his other videos.

00:46:22.000 He's not kidding.

00:46:23.000 He's a mentally ill dog trainer.

00:46:26.000 And Bigfoot used me to have a baby.

00:46:29.000 Grown man cries.

00:46:30.000 I don't think this guy's kidding.

00:46:32.000 I've looked at about 10 of his videos.

00:46:33.000 They're all about dog training.

00:46:35.000 And all of that red you see in the bottom, he was talking about his cocker spaniel and how people think they're wussy dogs, but they're actually just, they look wussy because of their hair.

00:46:43.000 But they're actually badasses who love the cold and love the mud.

00:46:46.000 And that's typical of his videos.

00:46:48.000 But in this one, he went off at a tangent about a raping that happened right there, wherein female Sasquatch, I guess, forced him to get hard.

00:46:57.000 I don't know how she did that. 0.95

00:46:58.000 Put on makeup and said, this is how you do it, girls. 0.98

00:47:01.000 Step aside.

00:47:04.000 Yeah, the Sasquatch got lessons from RuPaul on how to be sexy. 1.00

00:47:09.000 All right, let's check him out.

00:47:13.000 It just brings it all back.

00:47:15.000 I got PTSD, so I'm watching TV and I see this about our president molesting people, and I'm thinking, I've been molested.

00:47:24.000 You know, nobody wants to help me.

00:47:27.000 I've been molested by a Sasquatch.

00:47:29.000 And I know a lot of people are saying that it wasn't a female Sasquatch, that it was a male Sasquatch.

00:47:35.000 And it wasn't.

00:47:35.000 It was a female.

00:47:36.000 I'm not gay.

00:47:38.000 I'm not.

00:47:39.000 Oh, hold on.

00:47:40.000 Nothing like that.

00:47:42.000 Just to be clear here, if you've seen the movie Deliverance, if you're raped by a man, it's okay.

00:47:47.000 You're not gay. 0.86

00:47:48.000 Yeah.

00:47:50.000 We weren't.

00:47:53.000 First of all, we're freaked out that there's a Sasquatch.

00:47:55.000 But when we find out that it was a rape, we're horrified.

00:47:58.000 And then we don't stop and go, wait a minute.

00:48:02.000 Is it a dude or a chick?

00:48:03.000 Because if it's a dude, you're a fag. 1.00

00:48:04.000 You need to get the hell out of here.

00:48:06.000 If it's a chick, that's kind of badass, but I feel sorry for you. 1.00

00:48:13.000 The next time he's at a bar and there's some big girl there, some six-foot-tall blonde. 0.77

00:48:17.000 He's like, I wouldn't mind climbing that tree.

00:48:18.000 And he's like, dude, I fuck Sasquatch.

00:48:21.000 Okay.

00:48:22.000 So you can screw all the tall chicks you want. 1.00

00:48:26.000 I've had sex with a nine-foot-tall chewy.

00:48:30.000 So boring.

00:48:33.000 Probably eight.

00:48:34.000 Maybe eight.

00:48:35.000 Yeah.

00:48:37.000 It was a female Sasquatch. 1.00

00:48:40.000 I didn't want it to happen.

00:48:41.000 I was back here minding my own business looking for my dog.

00:48:45.000 I was.

00:48:46.000 I was looking for my dog.

00:48:47.000 And it's like she barreled out of the out of the bushes and knocked me over and started pulling my pants off. 0.95

00:48:56.000 It felt good.

00:48:56.000 I admit it.

00:48:57.000 It felt good.

00:48:58.000 I blew my loan.

00:48:59.000 It's horrible.

00:49:01.000 I don't know how I'm going to get over this.

00:49:05.000 QP, what am I going to do?

00:49:07.000 Wait, this is a joke, right?

00:49:11.000 I think this is his idea of what's funny.

00:49:14.000 See, Anthony Key just needs to stick to being in the Red Hot Chili Peppers and cut this out.

00:49:19.000 But if this is a joke, it's his only joke on his whole channel.

00:49:21.000 Yeah, that is weird.

00:49:23.000 That was a huge mistake.

00:49:26.000 The worst part about it was, was that, yeah, it did feel good.

00:49:30.000 That's why, but it was biological.

00:49:31.000 I just blew my loan because I had to.

00:49:36.000 I got had no choice.

00:49:37.000 She got on top of me and was riding at home. 0.97

00:49:39.000 But wait a minute.

00:49:40.000 Pause it again.

00:49:41.000 This guy's videos are all serious videos about dog training.

00:49:45.000 Go to his channel.

00:49:46.000 Okay.

00:49:46.000 So for him to have a professional business where he trains dogs and then in one of the 50 videos joke that he was raped by a female Sasquatch, that's almost just as weird as him believing it to be true.

00:50:01.000 Agreed.

00:50:02.000 Like, look at all his other videos.

00:50:03.000 Why aren't you on his page?

00:50:05.000 Yeah, look, that's him training to put a thing in a bucket.

00:50:08.000 And scroll down, they're all like, here's my dog here, and he's now sitting on a little pedestal, doohickey.

00:50:16.000 Oh, there's a Bigfoot one, another Bigfoot one.

00:50:19.000 Bigfoot seen by many in rural community.

00:50:21.000 Just click on that one for a sec.

00:50:24.000 Bigfoot head frozen since 1968.

00:50:28.000 Right up in that tree line.

00:50:30.000 That's right.

00:50:31.000 Boy, we're going to feel dumb if Sasquatch exists, aren't we?

00:50:33.000 And it really is like.

00:50:35.000 And Sasquatch exists, and he, there's a male and a female, and the female can speak. 0.62

00:50:40.000 And we question her about this guy, and she's like, Yeah, I felt really bad about that.

00:50:47.000 I ripped his pants off.

00:50:48.000 That's a dog training guy, right?

00:50:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:51.000 I remember that.

00:50:56.000 Oh, is that his Sasquatch head?

00:51:00.000 When my father passed away, that was given to me.

00:51:03.000 This guy's a fucking liar.

00:51:04.000 It's been very expensive for my father, my family to keep the Bigfoot frozen for that many years.

00:51:13.000 Electricity in the summer.

00:51:14.000 Freezer.

00:51:15.000 Put it in the basement.

00:51:16.000 It doesn't get hot down there.

00:51:17.000 I'll pay for it.

00:51:19.000 You know, it was several layers to keep it.

00:51:21.000 You know, it looks in pretty good shape considering frozen forcing.

00:51:26.000 I don't see any eyes, nose, or mouth.

00:51:29.000 It looks like a hunk of bear.

00:51:31.000 A hunk of hunk of frozen bear.

00:51:34.000 What do you got there?

00:51:35.000 120.

00:51:36.000 Oh, whoa.

00:51:37.000 So I can't do it myself.

00:51:39.000 I have to have somebody help me move it.

00:51:43.000 Look at this.

00:51:44.000 We've just seen Sasquatch's head.

00:51:47.000 Still have leaves on it?

00:51:48.000 So wait a minute.

00:51:48.000 Maybe Sasquatch's wife raped you because you chopped her husband's head off.

00:51:52.000 There you go.

00:51:53.000 And she wants it back for the ceremony.

00:51:55.000 You're welcome, sir.

00:51:57.000 That guy shouldn't train dogs anymore.

00:52:02.000 That word should get out.

00:52:03.000 He'd train liars.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 17, 2019

S02E23 - CENSORING COMEDY

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