Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E85 - WANKERS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:30.000 Do we like Kiss?

00:00:33.000 I think they're pretty cool.

00:00:35.000 There's about 80% of their songs I don't like, but they got some jams.

00:00:40.000 Lick It Up! 1.00

00:00:42.000 Lick It Up! 1.00

00:00:44.000 Remember Unmasked?

00:00:45.000 Yeah.

00:00:46.000 Animalize.

00:00:48.000 I think Animalize was their first album where they were unmasked.

00:00:52.000 We're taking our masks off.

00:00:55.000 And there was one song, Burn, Bitch, Burn. 1.00

00:00:59.000 And the chorus goes, I want to put my log in your fireplace.

00:01:03.000 Whoa, yeah.

00:01:05.000 What?

00:01:07.000 I want to put my log in your fireplace?

00:01:10.000 If you're trying to turn on a chick, don't refer to your penis as a log.

00:01:20.000 Hey, you want to see my log?

00:01:23.000 I'm going to say that next time I have sex with my wife. 1.00

00:01:25.000 Please touch my log.

00:01:28.000 Can you touch my log?

00:01:30.000 I need you to pay more attention to my log.

00:01:33.000 That is not flattering.

00:01:34.000 I love ACDC, but in one of their songs, they said, let me cut your cake with my knife.

00:01:40.000 Let me cut. 0.87

00:01:40.000 That's better. 0.87

00:01:41.000 It's because it's like a knife's painful and intimidating and cool.

00:01:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:01:44.000 Knives are cool.

00:01:46.000 Yeah, dogs don't have knives, but they are cool.

00:01:48.000 But a log.

00:01:49.000 Logs are the ugliest of sticks.

00:01:52.000 Yes.

00:01:54.000 Especially when you get them all chopped up and then you can get splinters from them.

00:01:58.000 They're unappealing.

00:01:59.000 Women do not lust after that shape at all. 1.00

00:02:02.000 It's not a nice shape, really.

00:02:04.000 Better than a stump.

00:02:06.000 I think stumps are more attractive than logs.

00:02:08.000 Oh, because it got the insides.

00:02:08.000 Really?

00:02:10.000 Yeah, you know when you see a tree that fell over?

00:02:12.000 I always thought it would be cool to...

00:02:18.000 Yeah.

00:02:19.000 I always thought it would be cool.

00:02:21.000 You saw that.

00:02:22.000 You take a pressure washer, like a fire hose, and you just blast the roots for like a day.

00:02:27.000 Shh.

00:02:28.000 And get all the dirt off, right?

00:02:32.000 And then you cut the stump here.

00:02:34.000 Then you could put it in your living room, and it would just be this huge root mass, right?

00:02:38.000 And then you could put a circular piece of glass on it, saw the parts that stick out, and you have this big beautiful table with elaborate root mass.

00:02:48.000 That's invention number 11.

00:02:50.000 That is pretty good.

00:02:51.000 And those are free, and they're all over the forest.

00:02:54.000 You know what's weird to think about?

00:02:56.000 A tree outside of the...

00:02:59.000 Like a bow tie.

00:03:02.000 It's just this thing that's straight in the middle and then on either end.

00:03:06.000 Isn't that weird?

00:03:09.000 I usually think of a tree as just like stick, ploof.

00:03:13.000 But instead it's ploof, stick, ploof.

00:03:16.000 Do you see what I have to put up with, folks at home?

00:03:19.000 Do you see the kind of brain?

00:03:21.000 I'm a 49-year-old genius, and I'm locked in a small room in New York City with a child.

00:03:29.000 I work at a daycare, basically.

00:03:32.000 I'm just saying.

00:03:33.000 Yeah, we're familiar with root masses, Ryan.

00:03:40.000 I just, as we were walking in the studio, a scoop appeared on my phone.

00:03:46.000 Stephen Miller has been hacked, and they found all his emails.

00:03:51.000 You'll notice from the left, I wanted to show you this daily show clip in a second, really go through it carefully.

00:03:56.000 But you notice from the left, this sort of smug, I'm right, you're wrong, you're a fucking douche, just like I always knew it.

00:04:03.000 And you go, can I just see the actual evidence, please?

00:04:06.000 So the Twitter moment is Stephen Miller turns out to be exactly who you think he is.

00:04:12.000 I personally think Stephen Miller ruined his career when he put that spray on his head.

00:04:17.000 Remember that?

00:04:19.000 Oh, yeah, you don't know anything in the world.

00:04:22.000 In fact, you were just looking at it, by the way.

00:04:24.000 For one interview, he used that weird spray they have to make his hair look less bald.

00:04:30.000 Oh.

00:04:31.000 And it's really obvious.

00:04:33.000 That's bad.

00:04:37.000 Like, what were you thinking, dude?

00:04:37.000 That's bad.

00:04:40.000 Are you mentally ill?

00:04:42.000 And when you're famous and bald, there's no turning back.

00:04:46.000 Like John Travolta just said, just gave up.

00:04:50.000 But we'd seen him bald, and then he'd show up with hair.

00:04:52.000 Who else did that?

00:04:54.000 Elton John, I guess.

00:04:56.000 He was a well-known bald guy, and now he has a beautiful head of hair.

00:05:00.000 It's so embarrassing.

00:05:02.000 Or comb overs.

00:05:04.000 Remember comb overs?

00:05:06.000 Yeah.

00:05:07.000 Trump does not have a comb over.

00:05:10.000 He's not bald.

00:05:11.000 He just has...

00:05:18.000 This is badass looking.

00:05:20.000 Yeah, see, he's not bald.

00:05:22.000 Anyway, maybe we should keep the show fresh by talking about a hot new scoop.

00:05:22.000 No.

00:05:29.000 But before that, though, that was Kiss.

00:05:30.000 And the reason we started the show with Kiss is...

00:05:37.000 The reason we started the show with Kiss is because we've been sort of going on a douche cringe fest with Gene Simmons, possibly one of the biggest douchebags in the world.

00:05:51.000 I actually worked with someone who was with him recently, and he was hitting on every single woman there like a totally disgusting lech. 1.00

00:06:00.000 He's so horny.

00:06:02.000 Look, we're all horny.

00:06:03.000 But when you display it, Pharrell is another guy like that.

00:06:06.000 Always just like a wet sort of a rat.

00:06:09.000 Just, hey, almost like a bad guy in a cartoon.

00:06:13.000 You know, what's going on?

00:06:15.000 Like in a Ralph Bakshi cartoon.

00:06:17.000 Hitting on the girls.

00:06:18.000 Wow, you're beautiful.

00:06:20.000 God, you work here?

00:06:22.000 Oh, where you stay, man?

00:06:24.000 Ugh.

00:06:24.000 And everyone else is just going, put it back in your pants, dude.

00:06:28.000 Wait until she's into you. 1.00

00:06:30.000 But yeah, do you have some of the do stuff?

00:06:32.000 He's not, like, he's no, um, Who is that Chinese billionaire?

00:06:37.000 That was the Jack Ma or Jeremy Piven or my favorite, the Hulk, Mark Ruffalo.

00:06:43.000 Those guys are quality douches.

00:06:44.000 This Gene Simmons, I don't think, is quite there.

00:06:47.000 But here he is with a boner on TV.

00:06:49.000 You know, your audience really looks appetizing.

00:06:52.000 Oh, really?

00:06:54.000 Are you a bat?

00:06:56.000 Yes.

00:06:58.000 Actually, what I am is evil incarnate.

00:07:01.000 And some of those cheeks and necks look really good.

00:07:08.000 What's that boner?

00:07:10.000 I think it's a leather strip.

00:07:12.000 A strap?

00:07:13.000 It goes from where?

00:07:14.000 His thigh to his hip?

00:07:15.000 He has wings.

00:07:18.000 So it's part of the wings?

00:07:19.000 Yeah.

00:07:20.000 Oh, okay.

00:07:21.000 Well, it looks like a leather boner.

00:07:23.000 Yeah, it does kind of.

00:07:25.000 Oh, I see.

00:07:26.000 Yes.

00:07:26.000 It's just a strap that hangs down there.

00:07:29.000 Isn't it weird that a grown man would think we're scared of him?

00:07:32.000 Yeah, he was going for like this mysterious, you know, creepy guy.

00:07:36.000 Yeah, I have no idea how you made your face like that.

00:07:39.000 I've never heard of makeup before.

00:07:41.000 So you might, and you have a skull on your shirt.

00:07:43.000 And a big tongue.

00:07:44.000 You'd have to be three or four years old to be freaked out by this.

00:07:50.000 That was a thing with metal, though, like when Ozzy Osborne going, Satan laughing spreads his wings.

00:07:57.000 Oh, low now.

00:07:58.000 Whoa, Satan's here?

00:08:00.000 Or Alice Cooper or Dio?

00:08:02.000 Yeah, Alice Cooper.

00:08:03.000 I'm a psycho.

00:08:06.000 Or wasp.

00:08:07.000 W-A-S-P. 1.00

00:08:09.000 Oh, yeah?

00:08:10.000 I went to see them with Metallica and Armored Saint in 1984.

00:08:10.000 Yeah.

00:08:15.000 When were you born?

00:08:16.000 89.

00:08:17.000 Five years before you were even conceived.

00:08:20.000 And Blackie Lawless comes out and he has a skull. 0.97

00:08:25.000 And then he holds a skull like that and the blood drips down all over his face.

00:08:32.000 Well, we think that you murdered someone?

00:08:35.000 You think you have a human skull and you filled it with blood?

00:08:38.000 Where did you do the murdering?

00:08:38.000 Their blood?

00:08:40.000 Wow, look at him now.

00:08:42.000 Not very metal.

00:08:44.000 I don't think you're drinking blood, dude.

00:08:45.000 I'm not freaked out.

00:08:47.000 There was the revolution in Haiti where the slaves fought back against their white slave masters and murdered all of them, women and children included, and then drank blood from their skulls.

00:09:00.000 That's scary.

00:09:02.000 You know what that revolution was about?

00:09:04.000 It sort of began the end of slavery.

00:09:06.000 Some asshole, not that I want slavery to continue, some asshole said that slaves shouldn't have a day off. 0.99

00:09:13.000 They used to work six days a week.

00:09:15.000 He said, let's make it seven.

00:09:17.000 That'll go well with these Catholic black people. 0.96

00:09:20.000 And so they murdered them all.

00:09:22.000 Sheesh.

00:09:23.000 Well, it was a good thing.

00:09:25.000 Yeah.

00:09:26.000 So is that it for Kiss Cringe?

00:09:28.000 What about that one where he's crying on 60 Minutes?

00:09:31.000 Yeah, that one I thought was pretty sweet.

00:09:33.000 Gene Simmons talking about his mom.

00:09:36.000 Gene Simmons might be an imbecile. 0.99

00:09:40.000 Yeah, but this is pretty sweet.

00:09:41.000 He's a Trump guy.

00:09:42.000 I went there around.

00:09:44.000 He doesn't care.

00:09:45.000 Yeah, he kind of.

00:09:47.000 He loves America.

00:09:48.000 If you like people just because they're Trump supporters, then it's fair to say that if a Nazi does something and you do it too, then you're a Nazi. 0.53

00:09:56.000 Guilt by association goes both ways.

00:09:59.000 You can still be a douche and love Trump, believe me.

00:10:02.000 I know, I'm a douche.

00:10:04.000 I would know.

00:10:04.000 I'm speaking to you.

00:10:06.000 Okay, I remember this story.

00:10:10.000 And he's trying to tell her that she's been accepted to come to America.

00:10:13.000 He's talking to his mother.

00:10:14.000 But my mother couldn't speak English, so he says, do you speak English?

00:10:21.000 And they're trying to connect.

00:10:22.000 Speaking of hairspray, Konstituten Deutsch?

00:10:26.000 Is his hair a hat?

00:10:28.000 Yeah, his hair is a helmet.

00:10:29.000 It's a towel.

00:10:31.000 You have to, especially in the camps.

00:10:34.000 So in broken German, he says to her, welcome.

00:10:38.000 You have been accepted to the United States of America.

00:10:41.000 I didn't know what America was.

00:10:43.000 I'd never heard of it or anything.

00:10:44.000 And he says, okay, before you come in, you have to raise your hand.

00:10:50.000 It's pretty touching.

00:10:51.000 And swear allegiance to America.

00:10:58.000 And my mother didn't know what to do, so she went like this.

00:11:06.000 Pause.

00:11:07.000 First of all, freeze frame that.

00:11:11.000 Gene Simmons salutes Nazi past in Nazi dungeon with Jewish skulls.

00:11:21.000 Fucking Nazi.

00:11:24.000 And Kiss had the SS in their name.

00:11:27.000 Yes, they did.

00:11:28.000 Whoa.

00:11:29.000 Gene Simmons is a Nazi.

00:11:30.000 And as we can see here, his mother was a Nazi and came to America Ziegheiling. 0.84

00:11:35.000 He'll say it later.

00:11:36.000 That's how they do reporting now.

00:11:38.000 They'll freeze frame that, just like they did with John Kinsman, right?

00:11:41.000 He goes, get out of my face. 0.59

00:11:42.000 And the fucking photographer drops to the ground to make it look like a Zieg Heil.

00:11:47.000 Yeah, in which photos can you see a ceiling?

00:11:50.000 I told you that his wife, his black wife, said that whenever she was on his arm, the cameras would just hit the ground.

00:11:56.000 Yeah.

00:11:58.000 They know what they're doing.

00:11:59.000 Yeah, I can't believe his mother was a Nazi, though.

00:12:00.000 That's disappointing.

00:12:02.000 Yeah, he'll explain.

00:12:06.000 By the way, Ryan, I asked you for proof that he's a douche, and you show a guy pledging allegiance to America.

00:12:12.000 What's the message we're sending you?

00:12:14.000 I'm saying, no, there's a balance here.

00:12:15.000 So he's incredibly douchey, but on the other side, he's very philanthropic.

00:12:19.000 So he gives away a lot of money to charities and people in need.

00:12:23.000 And he's very conscious of how great America is.

00:12:25.000 You know what is an incredible book?

00:12:28.000 It's about Kiss.

00:12:30.000 It's called like Buy It Up or Kiss, Kiss and Tell or something.

00:12:35.000 And it's all about the economics of the band.

00:12:39.000 It's absolutely Kiss and Tell?

00:12:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:41.000 Maybe Kiss and Tell.

00:12:42.000 It's fucking fascinating.

00:12:45.000 They were flat broke.

00:12:48.000 They didn't know what they were doing.

00:12:49.000 They hired some dude who was good at marketing.

00:12:53.000 Is it Kiss and Tell?

00:12:55.000 A book about KISS economics or something.

00:12:57.000 And he said, all right, this is bad, guys.

00:13:00.000 You've got a great brand here.

00:13:01.000 People love you.

00:13:02.000 You've got a Kiss Army, but you're not monetizing it.

00:13:05.000 You're going to go bankrupt.

00:13:06.000 So he starts selling licenses to everyone.

00:13:10.000 Kiss gum.

00:13:12.000 Jesus, a lot of Kiss books.

00:13:14.000 Yeah.

00:13:15.000 Now we have to find out this book.

00:13:16.000 Just brand like a rock star, maybe?

00:13:19.000 No.

00:13:20.000 I'll find it.

00:13:23.000 And they started making money hand over fist.

00:13:27.000 Their career was over.

00:13:29.000 They were done before that.

00:13:30.000 And you're reading about them going broke.

00:13:32.000 And then, boom, they have their second wave and they're all rich.

00:13:35.000 It's fascinating how one good businessman.

00:13:39.000 I mean, that's really what happened with Vice.

00:13:41.000 We had this one nerd who we hired and he got like five times the salary of any of us.

00:13:47.000 And he just kept the books ordered.

00:13:49.000 And he didn't really like Vice.

00:13:51.000 He was French.

00:13:52.000 He was Quebec.

00:13:53.000 He was a Quebec one nerd. 0.76

00:13:55.000 And he got really mad at me once for yelling at him.

00:13:59.000 And he's the reason that the company started generating cash.

00:14:03.000 What is this book, dude?

00:14:04.000 All right, watch this.

00:14:06.000 This is called Humiliating Ryan at Work.

00:14:10.000 First we log in, and now we go Kiss book.

00:14:14.000 Just Kiss book, right?

00:14:18.000 And we hit images, right?

00:14:20.000 And we go, Jesus, they have a lot of books.

00:14:23.000 A lot of books.

00:14:24.000 A lot of books.

00:14:26.000 It ain't so easy.

00:14:27.000 A lot of articles on them by Forbes and Spoken Too Soon.

00:14:32.000 Various.

00:14:33.000 I think it was written by their manager.

00:14:36.000 Kiss book.

00:14:37.000 Written manager?

00:14:41.000 Fuck.

00:14:42.000 Kiss banned book.

00:14:44.000 This is not good television, dude.

00:14:46.000 I'm getting embarrassed.

00:14:48.000 I hate this show already.

00:14:49.000 It's the worst episode we've ever had.

00:14:51.000 We're losers.

00:14:52.000 Fuck.

00:14:53.000 This is pissing me off.

00:14:54.000 But if I go to Amazon, I'm sorry.

00:14:57.000 That's a good idea.

00:14:58.000 Guys, I'm apologizing.

00:15:00.000 Kiss banned.

00:15:00.000 Books.

00:15:05.000 I said books, and you're showing me a t-shirt?

00:15:09.000 Kiss behind the mask, the unofficial biography.

00:15:12.000 I don't think it was that.

00:15:14.000 I hate when they re-release a book and they have a different cover.

00:15:17.000 Yeah, that's a bummer.

00:15:18.000 And you're like, I remember it by the cover.

00:15:21.000 All right, this is stupid, folks.

00:15:25.000 Kiss and tell.

00:15:26.000 Maybe it was Kiss and Tell.

00:15:28.000 Nothing to lose, the making of Kiss.

00:15:28.000 I'll find out.

00:15:31.000 Look, we'll find out during the show.

00:15:32.000 I apologize.

00:15:34.000 It won't happen again.

00:15:35.000 All right, so we've made our kiss point.

00:15:37.000 Let's look at this scoop I just sent you, Ryan.

00:15:41.000 The scoop is that Stephen Miller was caught emailing the editor of Breitbart seriously racist emails.

00:15:51.000 The SPLC has, I don't know, hacked his email, or maybe this editor leaked the emails.

00:16:04.000 But I want to see exactly what he said.

00:16:08.000 Because every time you hear that, and we're in a headline epoch right now, where we just see a headline, we go, oh, he's a Nazi, huh? 0.72

00:16:14.000 Who knew?

00:16:15.000 But no one goes, okay, what exactly did he say?

00:16:19.000 And what exactly was the context?

00:16:22.000 You dig?

00:16:23.000 And I just glanced at it this morning on the way in.

00:16:27.000 And I'm yet, and I don't want to defend him.

00:16:30.000 Miller email link, pure white nationalism.

00:16:34.000 Okay, that's bad.

00:16:35.000 White nationalism is bad.

00:16:38.000 Let me see a specific example, like using the N-word in a malicious way.

00:16:42.000 That would be a good example.

00:16:46.000 The emails were given to the organization by Katie McHugh, who was an editor at the right-wing website.

00:16:50.000 That's Breitbart.

00:16:51.000 It's right-wing.

00:16:53.000 When she was fired after tweeting anti-Muslim attacks.

00:16:56.000 So she's a racist. 1.00

00:16:58.000 In June of that year, after white nationalist Dylan Roof, yes, he was a white nationalist.

00:17:03.000 He's also clearly a mental patient.

00:17:05.000 And killed nine black worshipers, Miller was evidently upset by a nationwide effort by Amazon and other companies to remove Confederate flags from their stores.

00:17:15.000 The Confederate flag, by the way, means a lot of things to a lot of people.

00:17:18.000 In upstate New York, you see Confederate flags all over the place.

00:17:21.000 You know what it means there?

00:17:22.000 It means, I love New York State.

00:17:24.000 I fucking hate New York City.

00:17:26.000 It's got nothing to do with race.

00:17:28.000 To a lot of black people, it means rebel.

00:17:31.000 To a lot of people, rural people, it just sort of means, I don't like northerners.

00:17:38.000 It doesn't mean I advocate slavery.

00:17:41.000 And after that attack, they were removing Confederate flags from video games, educational video games.

00:17:46.000 The History Channel was removing them.

00:17:49.000 So you're playing a video game where it's the North versus the South, and the South doesn't have a flag.

00:17:54.000 That's weird.

00:17:57.000 So that's not outrageous.

00:17:59.000 Outraged, Miller emailed McHugh on his son to the Klein, defies modern comprehension, citing the death of Dulla Southerners in the Civil War.

00:18:06.000 Yep, horrible.

00:18:07.000 And suggesting she search for sales of communist flags.

00:18:12.000 So part of his crime so far, and he might get worse, I haven't read it all yet.

00:18:16.000 Part of his crime so far is decrying communist flags.

00:18:21.000 And I believe the death toll for communism is 100 million.

00:18:26.000 He linked to Infowars, oh my God, which has faced numerous lawsuits.

00:18:33.000 The link led to a story syndicated from a right-wing, blah, blah, blah, which regurgitated Reverend Franklin Graham's statement that America is under attack by Muslims at home and abroad and should stop all immigration of Muslims.

00:18:44.000 So that's the worst sentence so far, that it should stop all immigration of Muslims.

00:18:49.000 But isn't it strange that we live in a culture where saying that, even though we were attacked in 9-11, our first instinct is anyone who has a problem with Muslims is a white nationalist.

00:18:59.000 What about the Boston bombers?

00:19:02.000 Were they not white?

00:19:04.000 Why are you a white nationalist if you're an Islamophobe?

00:19:08.000 He recommended that Breitbart write about the Camp of the Saints, a racial dystopian novel by blah, blah, blah.

00:19:13.000 Book linked to the far-right movement portrays immigrants as dark-skinned, feces-eating invaders of white society.

00:19:19.000 I don't know that book.

00:19:20.000 I've heard about it.

00:19:21.000 Apparently, Bannon likes it, and that's what ruined his career.

00:19:24.000 But I have a feeling that it doesn't portray immigrants as dark-skinned, feces-eating invaders.

00:19:32.000 Those are just the bad guys.

00:19:34.000 And they're making it this white nationalist book.

00:19:37.000 So, so far, the worst we got is that he said we should stop all immigration from Muslims, which, by the way, is common practice in Japan and other countries.

00:19:51.000 Poland also does this.

00:19:55.000 He linked to Vidair.

00:19:56.000 Oh, no.

00:19:57.000 I love how journalists, too, are so paranoid about information.

00:20:00.000 Someone was sharing information, and it's from this source, a bad source.

00:20:06.000 He liked this book.

00:20:07.000 Like, what do they want to do?

00:20:09.000 They don't.

00:20:09.000 You're a journalist.

00:20:10.000 Your job is to disseminate information.

00:20:11.000 And your biggest fears are that someone reads a book or links to a site.

00:20:15.000 No.

00:20:16.000 Like, tell me specifically what he said.

00:20:21.000 McHugh told Hate Watch, this is SPLC shit, by the way, that Miller's emails clearly illustrate his beliefs.

00:20:27.000 I'm still looking for a quote.

00:20:29.000 This is like the grab by the pussy thing or the Mexicans are rapists thing. 0.98

00:20:34.000 You look up the actual quote and he's saying, no, no, of the groups sneaking across the border illegally, a lot of them are rapists.

00:20:41.000 He was not talking about your average Mexican.

00:20:46.000 He repeated references to Calvin Coolidge and his Immigration Act, blah, blah, blah.

00:20:52.000 I still don't have a quote here.

00:20:58.000 Okay, casually Stephen Miller, like, we don't have it.

00:21:03.000 And then we go to the SPLC site.

00:21:05.000 I got one quote.

00:21:06.000 What?

00:21:08.000 Well, this is about the Amazon flag thing.

00:21:11.000 He said that 22.6% of the Southern men between 20 and 24 lost their lives because of the war.

00:21:17.000 And then it says right here, the fact that those men died in defense of slavery did not seem to matter to Miller.

00:21:25.000 Right.

00:21:26.000 Seem.

00:21:27.000 How about a quote where he says, it doesn't matter to me.

00:21:29.000 Right.

00:21:30.000 And another one, this is a stretch, and they illustrate the stretch.

00:21:35.000 Celebrating Eugenesis president frequently praised Calvin Coolidge, the president who signed the law, who was a hero to anti-immigration activists.

00:21:45.000 And this would be a good time to remind people about the heritage established by Calvin Coolidge, which covers four decades after the 1924 law.

00:21:52.000 Yeah, see, this is what will happen.

00:21:53.000 This is how lazy we are.

00:21:55.000 People will remember this headline, and that for the next 20 years, if you mention Stephen Miller, you'll go, oh, did that guy get caught being a Nazi or something?

00:22:03.000 Like, he was talking about eugenics, and he said all blacks should go back to Africa or something like that.

00:22:08.000 And the other person will go, yeah, I think so.

00:22:09.000 It was something like that.

00:22:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:10.000 Oh, yeah, what a dick.

00:22:11.000 And more proof that Trump's cabinet and Trump followers are.

00:22:16.000 Hitler's mentioned about 10 times in Mein Kampf.

00:22:25.000 I see nothing in this article here.

00:22:25.000 Yeah.

00:22:27.000 I see him linking to bad stuff.

00:22:30.000 Anyway, if you find someone who's, and I, you know, I don't like the idea of emails being hacked, but the guy's a politician.

00:22:37.000 I understand.

00:22:38.000 We wanted Hillary's emails leaked. 1.00

00:22:40.000 Roger Stone, by the way, is going to prison because he wanted, not because he did, but because he wanted Hillary's emails to be leaked.

00:22:50.000 And here we are happily leaking Stephen Miller's emails.

00:22:53.000 But if you have a smoking gun, put it at the top.

00:22:57.000 Like, the smoking guns are things like, let me know when you can talk re-immigrant crime. 1.00

00:23:01.000 I have some thoughts.

00:23:05.000 Okay?

00:23:06.000 He has thoughts on immigrant crime. 1.00

00:23:09.000 What a horrible human being.

00:23:13.000 Anyway.

00:23:14.000 Yeah, look at that stat.

00:23:16.000 The one you just said.

00:23:17.000 They lost their lives because of the war.

00:23:21.000 Did they not?

00:23:24.000 Why does the SPLC keep getting away with that?

00:23:26.000 By the way, you're wondering where my case is at.

00:23:31.000 We filed a complaint.

00:23:32.000 The SPLC and the ACLU, the ACLU showed up.

00:23:38.000 And so the SPLC said, this is why you should reject the complaint.

00:23:41.000 The ACLU said, we agree with SPLC, you should reject it.

00:23:45.000 And the judge and us and everyone sane went, what are you doing here?

00:23:48.000 Get out of here.

00:23:50.000 It's like another couple showing up to a divorce.

00:23:52.000 We think they should get divorced.

00:23:54.000 What?

00:23:55.000 Move.

00:23:56.000 So that was a good sign that the judge is sensible.

00:24:00.000 But he hasn't responded yet.

00:24:02.000 He dismissed another case.

00:24:05.000 I forget what they were called.

00:24:06.000 I think it was a Christian group that was called a hate group.

00:24:09.000 And I believe he dismissed it with the argument, the SBC's argument was that a hate group is an opinion.

00:24:17.000 So when you call someone a hate group, it's like saying a jerk group.

00:24:20.000 But our case is different than that.

00:24:23.000 And yeah, I don't want to say too much.

00:24:26.000 But we're waiting for the judge to either accept or dismiss our rejection of the rejection.

00:24:36.000 And it's taking a long time, but that could be good.

00:24:39.000 Would there be consequences if he does say that it's a valid complaint?

00:24:45.000 Well, then we begin.

00:24:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:47.000 And then we have discovery.

00:24:50.000 And then we see the emails.

00:24:52.000 Laura Loomer's suing CARE.

00:24:55.000 What are they, the Center for American-Islamic Relations?

00:25:01.000 Yeah.

00:25:04.000 And that seems to be moving forward optimistically.

00:25:08.000 It's tough.

00:25:09.000 They talk about suing Twitter and stuff.

00:25:11.000 That's a pretty tough sell because they just say, you'll find in their terms and conditions, there's a line in there that says, we can kick you off for any reason.

00:25:21.000 All right.

00:25:23.000 Let's get to the news.

00:25:25.000 We were talking about the schism in the right, which Milo seems to love.

00:25:31.000 I think Milo's attitude is, I want Steven Crowder, Charlie Kirk, all those people de-platformed so we're all the island of misfit toys, and then people will react.

00:25:41.000 When they see weirdos like me and him get silenced, they just go, well, you guys are freaks.

00:25:45.000 But when the normies start getting banned, I get that argument, but I don't see that you should wage war on people who basically have the same politics as you with some sort of grander idea.

00:26:00.000 And I might be wrong, but that's where I am.

00:26:02.000 So I don't enjoy the schism.

00:26:04.000 I don't punch right.

00:26:07.000 But Kimberly Guilfoyle and Donald Trump Jr., Don is promoting his book, Triggered, and they did a turning point USA thing.

00:26:14.000 This is 1-1.

00:26:15.000 And they started getting booed by these, what are they called?

00:26:18.000 Goobers? 1.00

00:26:19.000 Groupers.

00:26:20.000 Groupers.

00:26:21.000 What's the etymology of that?

00:26:22.000 I don't know.

00:26:24.000 We should know.

00:26:25.000 People tune into this show to learn stuff.

00:26:27.000 And I'm sitting here making fun of journalists for not knowing what alt-right is.

00:26:31.000 And I don't know what it is.

00:26:32.000 Well, I know Grouper is part of these trad Catholic, very paleo-con traditional, anti-gay, anti-Jewish, or anti-Israel, I should say, groups that are against Charlie Kirk and Turning Point USA.

00:26:45.000 And they see them as cucks and pussies who are too open-minded to things like homosexuality. 0.97

00:26:50.000 I guess I would be on the Charlie Kirk side of things.

00:26:54.000 Well, one of the things I found on scrolling Instagram is that they have a problem with the fact that they were anti-Trump.

00:27:03.000 Charlie Kirk was anti-Trump.

00:27:04.000 Why aren't you showing yourself?

00:27:05.000 I'm trying, but it's all frozen.

00:27:07.000 It'll take too long just to see my stupid face.

00:27:11.000 Yeah, that he was anti-Trump and Walsh, Matt Walsh, was shitty towards Trump, and Charlie Kirk was shitty towards Trump.

00:27:20.000 Trump is an acquired taste.

00:27:22.000 Yeah, a little bit.

00:27:24.000 But yeah, it's like Cernovich is like that.

00:27:26.000 If you were a Never Trumper, you're dead to me. 0.97

00:27:28.000 I'm annoyed by a lot of Never Trumpers, especially National Review.

00:27:32.000 But we need everyone we can get is my attitude.

00:27:36.000 I'm a peace-loving hippie.

00:27:38.000 True, mother.

00:27:38.000 Can't we all just get along?

00:27:40.000 Anyway, let's play the clip.

00:27:45.000 Because you're not making your parents proud by being rude and disruptive and disgruntled.

00:27:50.000 We are moving to an entire person.

00:27:52.000 But move the people around you so that they can hear.

00:27:57.000 You don't play.

00:27:58.000 You don't play by the same rules.

00:28:01.000 Let me tell you something.

00:28:02.000 I bet you engage and go on online dating because you're impressing no one here to get a date in person.

00:28:09.000 That's the real interview.

00:28:11.000 Because you're not making apparently.

00:28:12.000 So I think their beef was that Charlie Kirk said no Q ⁇ A for this.

00:28:17.000 But the Q ⁇ As were getting sabotaged. 0.99

00:28:17.000 Right. 0.99

00:28:19.000 So to be clear, the only thing we don't know is the origin of Groiper.

00:28:24.000 Yeah.

00:28:25.000 Okay, boomer. 1.00

00:28:26.000 Yeah, I'm booming out hard.

00:28:28.000 I swear I thought it was something that they would call people because it sounds vaguely Semitic.

00:28:35.000 Really?

00:28:36.000 Because they say Goy, so I hear it. 0.95

00:28:36.000 I don't know. 0.95

00:28:38.000 Okay, Groiper.

00:28:39.000 Read it up.

00:28:39.000 All right.

00:28:40.000 Let's learn together.

00:28:41.000 Well...

00:28:43.000 What the...

00:28:46.000 I think I just got hacked.

00:28:49.000 Okay.

00:28:50.000 Groiper, part of the series on Pepe the Frog.

00:28:53.000 Oh, got it.

00:28:54.000 Graper refers to...

00:28:58.000 An exploitable illustration of Pepe the Frog resting his chin on interlake hands, variations of which are commonly used as profile advertising amongst the alt-right and new right on Twitter and the alternative social networking service WrongThing.

00:29:09.000 Isn't it funny how the only time you get the story right is these super esoteric like 4chan sites?

00:29:17.000 So it's the type of Pepe and it's the sort of smug one who is more far-right than your average Pepe.

00:29:23.000 Group of the far right, an alt-right nationalist conservatives critical of the mainstream conservatism led by political commentator Nicolas J. Fuentes.

00:29:31.000 Okay, we got it.

00:29:32.000 4chan yada yada things.

00:29:35.000 Those Mexicans. 1.00

00:29:38.000 Is he Mexican?

00:29:39.000 Well, Fuentes.

00:29:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:41.000 Well, that's also Dominican name.

00:29:42.000 He's Spanish.

00:29:43.000 I smoke Fuentes cigars.

00:29:44.000 They're from Dominican.

00:29:46.000 Oh, you smoke Fuentes cigars.

00:29:47.000 Okay, also in the news, you don't know him, but in Canada, we have our own Minnie Trump, and he's a hockey commentator named Don Cherry, who has the most insane suits.

00:29:58.000 He's the reason that I dress so weird, too.

00:30:00.000 Like the whole tartan suit I got, I stole from him.

00:30:04.000 And he has these custom collars he makes that are this big, really bizarre looking, and no one else does it.

00:30:09.000 But he was fired recently for criticizing immigrants who don't wear poppies.

00:30:15.000 Now, let me just go back a step.

00:30:17.000 Don't play that yet, dude.

00:30:19.000 In Canada, we call Veterans Day Remembrance Day, and it goes back to World War I, I think, where a lot of Canadians, back when we were a British colony, died in poppy fields.

00:30:30.000 And we wear a poppy on Remembrance Day to show I'm proud of what they did for me.

00:30:37.000 God bless the soldiers and sailors and airmen, too, who fought for us across the sea.

00:30:42.000 Everyone wears a poppy on Remembrance Day.

00:30:45.000 You know what I did when I was punk?

00:30:46.000 You want to hear how gay I was?

00:30:48.000 Yeah.

00:30:49.000 I didn't want to advocate for war, but I did want to support the fallen.

00:30:55.000 So I had a poppy, but I wrote on it in a marker, shame, not pride.

00:31:00.000 Oof.

00:31:01.000 Dude, that's...

00:31:06.000 And you're an actual war vet?

00:31:08.000 Go back in time and punch me in the face.

00:31:10.000 I will not press charges.

00:31:12.000 You want to hear another gay thing? 0.95

00:31:14.000 Yeah.

00:31:16.000 There was a band called 24-7 Spies.

00:31:18.000 I just remembered this the other day and I had totally forgotten it.

00:31:21.000 They were like a fishbone type of funk metal kind of rap.

00:31:25.000 What were they called?

00:31:26.000 24-7 Spies with a Z. It's when Fishbone and stuff was big.

00:31:33.000 And it's sort of like in living color almost.

00:31:36.000 So they were playing at this punk club.

00:31:38.000 The reason I moved to Montreal was this club.

00:31:40.000 It's called Fouffun Électrique, which means electric ass.

00:31:44.000 And Fouffun is a fun way of saying like butt cheeks, electric butt cheeks, I guess.

00:31:48.000 And they came out, and I was a rampant feminist. 1.00

00:31:51.000 I was probably 18 at the time.

00:31:53.000 I wore an armband that had a woman's symbol and had an E in it for equality.

00:31:58.000 Yikes.

00:31:59.000 Yeah, pretty bad.

00:32:01.000 And the back of my jacket said, racism, ageism, sexism, why?

00:32:05.000 If you're not angry, you're part of the problem.

00:32:07.000 So anyway, these guys get on stage, and it's New Year's Eve, I think.

00:32:11.000 And they say, get up on stage, get up on stage, let's celebrate a heterosexuality or something.

00:32:16.000 That was a fishbone line, but whatever.

00:32:17.000 And he pulls this girl on stage.

00:32:19.000 And in my mind, they were reluctantly going on stage because they didn't want to wreck the party.

00:32:24.000 And they were being exploited.

00:32:25.000 Play some of their music.

00:32:26.000 What's the matter with you?

00:32:31.000 I can't hear anybody.

00:32:34.000 What's the matter with our speaker?

00:32:36.000 Just low.

00:32:39.000 Oh, that was the guy.

00:32:45.000 That big black guy you just saw playing.

00:32:47.000 That guy.

00:32:48.000 Okay, pause on him.

00:32:48.000 That guy.

00:32:50.000 So I get it in my hat that I'm going to give that band a talking to after the show.

00:32:57.000 So I go to the backstage door and I'm standing there and I go up to that guy and I say, that was really fucked up what you did up there.

00:33:04.000 Dragging those girls up on stage and exploiting them.

00:33:08.000 Do you have any respect?

00:33:09.000 They just did it because they didn't want to ruin the party.

00:33:11.000 And you're taking advantage of that and exploiting these women like they're sex. 0.95

00:33:14.000 And as I was saying that, he just goes, Wow.

00:33:18.000 I punched me in the face.

00:33:20.000 He had no press charges today from 1988.

00:33:25.000 He punched me in the face.

00:33:27.000 And then I was, I think it wasn't the first punch I got, but it was totally disorienting.

00:33:32.000 And he got me kind of on the nose.

00:33:33.000 And you know how when that happens, your eyes tear and you can't see for a second?

00:33:36.000 It was a real bonk.

00:33:38.000 And then he just walks in the backstage.

00:33:39.000 So I'm like this.

00:33:40.000 And now the rest of the band is coming.

00:33:42.000 And I can't really see them.

00:33:44.000 So I just stand there going, fuck you, fuck you, to every member of the band.

00:33:48.000 And they just see a guy with like tears in his eyes acting like a blind rat.

00:33:53.000 Just going, fuck you, fuck you. 1.00

00:33:55.000 And they're like, what?

00:33:56.000 They played a great show.

00:33:56.000 Everyone had a good time.

00:33:57.000 Like, who the fuck is this guy?

00:33:58.000 Why is he here?

00:34:00.000 Is that Dreads Gavin?

00:34:01.000 No, it's pre-dreads.

00:34:03.000 Pre-Dreads Gavin.

00:34:04.000 I also made a stencil, like a crass stencil, that I was a bike messenger at the time.

00:34:04.000 PBG.

00:34:13.000 And there was all these corporate buildings that I would deliver to.

00:34:16.000 And I noticed all the women were secretaries. 1.00

00:34:18.000 And I thought, why are all the CEOs men?

00:34:21.000 And why are all the secretaries women? 1.00

00:34:23.000 They should be the CEOs.

00:34:26.000 Women, and feminists like myself, are sick of it. 1.00

00:34:29.000 By the way, that woman symbol with the E in it, I have a tattoo of.

00:34:33.000 Yeah.

00:34:33.000 Oh, no.

00:34:34.000 Look at this.

00:34:36.000 Actually, my brother was born, so that would be 84.

00:34:42.000 That's my little bro.

00:34:44.000 I know the grown-up version of that guy.

00:34:46.000 Yep.

00:34:48.000 So I made a stencil that at night I would spray paint the stencil, and it said on it, I got this idea from Krass, really wordy thing.

00:34:57.000 It said, honest tanné avec être tes estide secretaire, which is French for, we're sick of being your fucking secretaries. 0.52

00:35:09.000 Is that like a woman thing, right? 1.00

00:35:11.000 What?

00:35:12.000 That's what that's female thing. 1.00

00:35:12.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:13.000 That's my feminist stencil. 1.00

00:35:16.000 That's long.

00:35:17.000 Yeah.

00:35:18.000 And who would understand that?

00:35:21.000 Like, it didn't.

00:35:22.000 Coming from the guy, you destroy the context.

00:35:24.000 Well, they didn't see me.

00:35:24.000 Yeah.

00:35:25.000 They just see the stencil, obviously.

00:35:27.000 Dumbass.

00:35:28.000 But because it's a stencil with a lot of letters, it wouldn't really print very well, so it's hard to read.

00:35:33.000 What an idiotic waste of time.

00:35:36.000 What a nutty tangent that was.

00:35:36.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:35:38.000 Don Cherry.

00:35:39.000 So Don Cherry said, shame, not pride, that if you're an immigrant, you should wear a poppy.

00:35:46.000 And he was fired.

00:35:47.000 And this guy, by the way, goes back to the 80s.

00:35:49.000 He goes back to all those corny stories I just told you.

00:35:52.000 He's an icon of not just sports, but right-wing Canadian culture.

00:35:58.000 Like, people watch him every day.

00:35:59.000 I don't know who to compare him to in America.

00:36:04.000 Like John Madden, if he was alive.

00:36:06.000 Yeah, or that Chicago Bulls guy with the mustache.

00:36:10.000 Or Joe Namath, but better than all of those guys.

00:36:12.000 Mike Ditka.

00:36:13.000 Mike Ditka, maybe.

00:36:14.000 But he would go from, he was also a Canadian patriot and a really arrogant sort of Canadian nationalist.

00:36:20.000 And just like, look at him.

00:36:23.000 He goes back centuries.

00:36:27.000 There he is.

00:36:28.000 Don Cherry's grapevine, hockey night in Canada.

00:36:31.000 I'm getting homesick watching all these.

00:36:33.000 Anyway, let's watch the clip of why he's fired.

00:36:38.000 Are you emotional about all this or are you okay?

00:36:40.000 Oh, yeah, no.

00:36:41.000 Hey, listen, this is the way something can do.

00:36:45.000 Let me put it this way.

00:36:47.000 If you can get fired by the Boston Bruins, you can get fired by anybody.

00:36:51.000 Talk about a cherry bomb.

00:36:53.000 That was Don Cherry sounding off to our very own Joe Warmington as firing from Rogers, a star of Coach's Corner.

00:36:59.000 Just pause.

00:37:00.000 Why do you have to write that down?

00:37:02.000 Joe Warmington is standing right there.

00:37:04.000 So you have his name memorized.

00:37:06.000 You know that was Don Cherry just saying that.

00:37:08.000 You know the name of the show.

00:37:09.000 You have to put all that on your clipboard.

00:37:11.000 And by the way, you're on TV.

00:37:13.000 Can you put a fucking shirt on, please?

00:37:15.000 And also, we know you're bald.

00:37:17.000 After a hat is not fooling us.

00:37:19.000 Controversial comments about immigrants not wearing poppies.

00:37:22.000 Let's take a look at what Don Cherry said.

00:37:25.000 You people love you.

00:37:27.000 Come here, whatever it is.

00:37:28.000 You love our way of life.

00:37:29.000 You love our milk and honey.

00:37:31.000 At least you could pay a couple of bucks for poppies or something like that.

00:37:35.000 These guys pay for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada.

00:37:40.000 I mean, here with Joe Warmington, who broke the news.

00:37:44.000 Joe, first off, do you think that grapes should have been fired?

00:37:47.000 Absolutely not.

00:37:48.000 He didn't say anything wrong.

00:37:50.000 You said right in that intro his comments about immigrants, which he didn't say.

00:37:54.000 And so people are channeling what they think you was supposed to say that he didn't say, and he got fired for that, which is ridiculous.

00:38:02.000 Do you think there was too much of the woke culture seeping into the ice?

00:38:05.000 Look at that.

00:38:06.000 Seeping into the ice.

00:38:07.000 Too much of the woke culture seeping into the ice?

00:38:09.000 Yes.

00:38:10.000 We got it.

00:38:10.000 All right, that's enough.

00:38:12.000 That's so fucking ridiculous.

00:38:13.000 You come here, you respect our way of life, you love our culture, but you won't wear a poppy and a poppy that shows the people who died to keep this country free.

00:38:24.000 It's kind of a tough sell, by the way.

00:38:27.000 Canadians are free because all those men who died in World War I? 0.86

00:38:34.000 How would Canada be different if no one fought in World War I?

00:38:38.000 I'm getting into dangerous territory here because it sounds like I'm trivializing the military.

00:38:44.000 But I guess they mean general.

00:38:46.000 In general, as a Western country, the West wouldn't be free if the West hadn't fought with the Nazis and the communists and all the other fucking nuts. 0.70

00:38:55.000 But there has been a lot of bullshit wars.

00:38:56.000 What the fuck was Vietnam?

00:38:58.000 After World War II, We gave France the south of Vietnam, and then communists said, No, France can't have it.

00:39:05.000 We want it.

00:39:06.000 And then we sent 60,000 men to die to defend France's honor?

00:39:12.000 We don't even like France.

00:39:14.000 How about they?

00:39:15.000 If you want your country so bad, we gave you a present, you blew it, go get it back yourself.

00:39:21.000 Like the Falklands War, people say, was a stupid war.

00:39:23.000 That was different.

00:39:24.000 Britain had a colony.

00:39:26.000 The president, I think it was Argentina, whoever's nearest to the Falklands, had a huge sex scandal going on at the time, and he wanted to detract from it, distract people.

00:39:38.000 So he took back the Falklands.

00:39:40.000 You never had the Falklands, dude.

00:39:42.000 It was an empty island when we got there, the Brits. 0.99

00:39:46.000 We made it a bunch of sheep farmers, and it became ours.

00:39:46.000 We took it over.

00:39:49.000 They have British accents.

00:39:50.000 They're British people.

00:39:51.000 They have British passports.

00:39:52.000 You can't just take it.

00:39:53.000 So it was a foreign invasion. 0.86

00:39:55.000 So she sent people over.

00:39:56.000 A thousand men total on both sides died.

00:40:00.000 A big warship was shot down.

00:40:03.000 He got his wish, the corrupt president.

00:40:05.000 But I have no problem with the Falklands War.

00:40:07.000 Vietnam, I don't know.

00:40:09.000 You're fighting communism?

00:40:10.000 Yeah, okay.

00:40:12.000 Why didn't you let the Nazis and the Stalinists fight it out? 0.93

00:40:16.000 It's like a turf war.

00:40:17.000 It's almost like a proxy war that you're actually involved in.

00:40:21.000 Weird.

00:40:21.000 Yeah.

00:40:22.000 It's almost like you get me sneakers for Christmas and somebody steals them.

00:40:25.000 I'm like, dude, can you beat up these dudes?

00:40:28.000 Can you stop doing analogies for the rest of your life?

00:40:30.000 Why wasn't that good?

00:40:31.000 You know that pill that you can take?

00:40:33.000 Barbitol or something, where if you drink alcohol, you start puking violently?

00:40:38.000 I want to give you a pill where when you use an analogy, you start puking violently.

00:40:42.000 This desk would not be safe.

00:40:43.000 I'm around way too much technology.

00:40:45.000 You could just cover it in saran wrap.

00:40:47.000 Your whole desk would be saran wrapped.

00:40:48.000 I think that was a good analogy.

00:40:50.000 Wait, I wasn't even listening.

00:40:51.000 You weren't?

00:40:52.000 Well, I heard sneakers, and I thought this is probably another one of his stupid analogies.

00:40:55.000 It's like you got me a Christmas gift and somebody stole it and then I asked you to beat them up for it.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, but I already made that analogy when I said we gave you a gift and you lost it.

00:41:05.000 And then you just make the gift into shoes and think you're adding something to the conversation.

00:41:10.000 Apology accepted.

00:41:11.000 Sorry.

00:41:13.000 But again, with Don Cherry, you look at the actual quote.

00:41:17.000 And again, I can't vouch for Stephen Miller.

00:41:18.000 This story just broke.

00:41:19.000 So maybe there is a really horrible anti-Semitic racist line in there that I'm not defending.

00:41:25.000 But from what I saw, it was just links from contentious sites criticizing communism.

00:41:31.000 It all seemed like pretty right-wing stuff.

00:41:33.000 The worst that I saw was let's stop immigration from Muslims. 1.00

00:41:36.000 Is that a breaking story?

00:41:39.000 How many times have left-wingers said, let's stop all white male politicians? 0.94

00:41:44.000 If you're white and you're male, step aside. 0.99

00:41:46.000 We already heard from you.

00:41:47.000 We need people of color and women.

00:41:49.000 So they want an entire race and gender just out of the equation entirely. 0.99

00:41:53.000 That sounds pretty bad.

00:41:55.000 How is that not the same thing?

00:41:57.000 You're talking about a thing to do to an entire group.

00:42:03.000 I never used to think like this until the lies got so bad.

00:42:07.000 And now I always use the analogy of rape.

00:42:09.000 If I heard someone was raped like eight years ago, I was like, let's get the baseball bats, get in the car, find out where he is.

00:42:15.000 Now I hear someone's raped and I go, really?

00:42:17.000 Okay, what exactly happened?

00:42:21.000 10 years ago, if I was told someone was racist, I go, oh shit, that's a racist asshole.

00:42:25.000 Now I hear it and I go, can I see the exact quote in context, please?

00:42:25.000 Wow.

00:42:30.000 I guess because they've done it to me, hurled it at me.

00:42:35.000 Okay, let's, I warned you I would get in depth on this daily show clip.

00:42:39.000 I'm going to go very, very deep because most Americans get their news from these silly comedy shows, and these silly comedy shows are so lazy and so bad at propaganda, they often end up making fun of their own point by accident.

00:42:55.000 And the devotion And she'll thrill you Thank you.

00:43:01.000 Hello.

00:43:02.000 I don't masturbate and I don't watch porn.

00:43:06.000 Occasionally, I have fallen from grace, as one does.

00:43:10.000 But the origins of this are a bet that I had with an African-American person of color comedian named Dante Nero.

00:43:21.000 We were close friends for a while.

00:43:23.000 And for fun, we said, let's go 10 days.

00:43:26.000 And he said, fuck that, I'll go a month.

00:43:29.000 I think we had 10 bucks on it or something.

00:43:33.000 And we did it.

00:43:35.000 And during this time, I was texting him and I was going, are you singing in the shower?

00:43:40.000 And he goes, dude, I am like me dipped in me sauce.

00:43:44.000 It was like you become, take two twins and merge them together into one Uber mensch.

00:43:51.000 It's sort of like that Paul Rudd show, Living With Yourself.

00:43:54.000 Like you become updated.

00:43:56.000 You're you 2.0.

00:43:58.000 It's awesome.

00:43:59.000 And I've noticed it helped my marriage.

00:44:01.000 You know, getting sent to the doghouse is the end of the world, right?

00:44:04.000 You can't, it's like there's no water from the tap.

00:44:07.000 And if that's the only place you're getting water, you starve to death.

00:44:10.000 You die of thirst.

00:44:13.000 So then when we started a joke club called Proud Boys that are comedy fans, basically, we made that one of the criteria for fun because it's funny.

00:44:23.000 We since discovered that the Catholics were right. 1.00

00:44:28.000 You know, Catholicism discourages masturbation and obviously porn.

00:44:31.000 The Catholics were right. 1.00

00:44:33.000 It does make your life better.

00:44:37.000 Not only does it improve married life, but it helps millennials get off the couch. 1.00

00:44:41.000 And we're living in a sad era where there's so much fear of women, fear of romance, that men would rather, young men would rather just sit at home and masturbate to digital people fucking, which is, what is sadder than that?

00:44:56.000 You're sitting at a desk, like you're at work, your pants are down, and you're watching two people have sex with each other.

00:45:05.000 Like that's the same as if you were outside the window just, ugh, I wish I was loved.

00:45:11.000 I wish I could have that sort of intimacy.

00:45:15.000 You're a cuck.

00:45:18.000 Anyway, in the war on Trump and masculinity, the left have noticed that we don't beat off and they hate it.

00:45:27.000 So they ignore the valid groups that do this, like Catholics, like No Fap, like the documentary Your Brain on Porn, they ignore all that and they say, Well, Nazis didn't like porn.

00:45:43.000 And again, all dogs are cats.

00:45:47.000 Sorry, all dogs are mammals.

00:45:48.000 All cats are mammals.

00:45:50.000 All dogs are not cats.

00:45:51.000 It's the old guilt by association shit they do.

00:45:54.000 So now the angle for the Daily Show, and people get their news from these stupid programs.

00:45:58.000 So this will be devoured by dumb women, basically. 1.00

00:46:03.000 The angle here from this clown is the alt-right are a bunch of angry Nazis that want to kill everyone.

00:46:10.000 They used to say it's because whites are scared of becoming a minority.

00:46:13.000 That was a big thing, white genocide. 0.87

00:46:15.000 That's one reason they focus on, which is patently false.

00:46:19.000 I've never heard anyone do it.

00:46:20.000 They accuse me of it, even though I make non-white babies from scratch. 1.00

00:46:25.000 But now it's, no, they're sexually frustrated because we don't allow them to beat off and we use mind control.

00:46:31.000 It's all about mind control.

00:46:33.000 By the way, just as a little side note, I fucking hate this guy so much because he won't shut up about apartheid. 0.74

00:46:39.000 He did a book, or maybe it was a comedy tour.

00:46:42.000 He did some bullshit called Born Illegal or something like that.

00:46:46.000 And yeah, technically, I guess the minute he was born, it was still illegal for blacks and whites to marry in ancient South Africa.

00:46:54.000 This was a law that was overturned by whites in South Africa.

00:46:58.000 Apartheid was ended by whites in South Africa. 0.59

00:47:02.000 They invented it and they took it away.

00:47:04.000 Unlike slavery, which someone else invented and we ended.

00:47:07.000 Anyway, by the time, I think he was two in 1982 and that law, that silly law, was repealed.

00:47:15.000 And he talks about how he would have to cross the street if he was with his father because it was illegal that he had been born.

00:47:25.000 And so he'd walk across the street and you're going, wait a minute, you were two.

00:47:28.000 You weren't walking across any street.

00:47:30.000 He lies.

00:47:31.000 He lies about how horribly racist his childhood was.

00:47:34.000 Meanwhile, all of that was over by the time he was old enough to remember anything.

00:47:39.000 And if you think of South Africa today, how can you not mention the white farmers that are being bludgeoned, massacred in ways so disgusting that if it were dogs, there'd be global outcry.

00:47:52.000 Old ladies being drilled to death with power tools, children being boiled alive in front of their families, and then entire families being raped in front of the father and then murdered so he eventually kills himself from grief.

00:48:06.000 That, I mean, Trevor, if you want to talk about South Africa, maybe mention that.

00:48:10.000 Not the lie that you were walking across the street when you were two years old.

00:48:15.000 Anyway, I'm sorry that was such a long tangent, but I obviously start with a bias against this fucking clown.

00:48:20.000 And by the way, he was hired because of his ethnicity and because he's from another country.

00:48:25.000 The head of Comedy Central said, Trevor shows the direction we're going in.

00:48:29.000 We're going in a more global, multicultural way.

00:48:32.000 Shouldn't it be in a funny way?

00:48:34.000 You're Comedy Central.

00:48:36.000 Shouldn't you be choosing hosts based on their funniness?

00:48:40.000 Nope.

00:48:40.000 We start with, is he global?

00:48:43.000 Is he ethnic?

00:48:45.000 Can he host a show?

00:48:47.000 Nice criteria.

00:48:49.000 Anyway, roll the tape.

00:48:50.000 That was a long missing thing.

00:48:52.000 Does anyone watch this?

00:48:53.000 Every day, these men seem to be getting angrier and angrier.

00:48:58.000 The question is, why?

00:49:01.000 That's not true.

00:49:02.000 You're reporting on them.

00:49:03.000 All this hate is on the rise thing is true, but it's because there's more hate reporting.

00:49:11.000 There's more SPLC type groups.

00:49:12.000 There's more ADL type groups, ACLU type groups.

00:49:17.000 They're increasing, so they have to report on more.

00:49:19.000 So you're being bombarded with all of this hate because it's all people are talking about.

00:49:24.000 The concept of whiteness, remember that chart we had where we had the concept of whiteness in the news throughout history, and it was like boop, boop, boop, boop, all along, nothing.

00:49:34.000 And then in 2016, it just goes, whoosh.

00:49:37.000 And now their argument for that would be, yeah, because Trump empowered the racists and they came out of the closet.

00:49:43.000 They could finally be free.

00:49:45.000 And they're mad.

00:49:47.000 And they don't beat off.

00:49:49.000 Well, we sent Michael Costa to try and find out.

00:49:52.000 Meet the alt-right.

00:49:54.000 Why not?

00:49:56.000 Isn't it amazing how not one person in journalism knows what alt-right means?

00:50:01.000 And the few who do are incapable of understanding that something can change.

00:50:06.000 Something can morph.

00:50:07.000 Look at punk rock, how it changed over the years.

00:50:10.000 And we have a special dedicated to that and became hardcore.

00:50:13.000 Alt-right, pre-Trump, just meant alternative right.

00:50:18.000 It was not about identity politics.

00:50:20.000 It was not anti-Semitic.

00:50:21.000 It didn't really care about gays.

00:50:23.000 Now, alt-right has gone to this level.

00:50:27.000 I don't have a problem with the Confederate flag, but I assume that they've got footage of the 13 Nazis in the world. 0.67

00:50:33.000 It's a thin sliver of people who are anti-Semitic, right?

00:50:37.000 They think Jews control everything.

00:50:39.000 They are anti-Israel.

00:50:41.000 That's part of that.

00:50:42.000 And they think gays are disgusting and wrong, and you should never do that.

00:50:47.000 And third or fourth, they're into identity politics.

00:50:51.000 They want America to be white. 0.87

00:50:53.000 That's crazy.

00:50:55.000 What do you do there?

00:50:55.000 You separate black and white couples and the black guy has to leave?

00:50:58.000 It's a very esoteric position in 2019 because it's changed.

00:51:04.000 Alt-right has become very, very far right.

00:51:07.000 But these retarded, lazy, shitty, mentally obese, incurious journalists just call everyone who doesn't agree with four bathrooms is alt-right. 0.99

00:51:19.000 So anyone who doesn't watch the daily show is alt-right.

00:51:21.000 And they lump them all together because that's helpful for the election.

00:51:25.000 Trump is the same as Richard Spencer, is the same as David Duke to them.

00:51:30.000 So when they say punch a Nazi, they're condoning violence against half the country.

00:51:36.000 A loosely connected group of right-wing white nationalists known for chanting confusing conspiracy theories like all while dressed like kids whose divorced dads made their Halloween costumes.

00:51:50.000 Just pause.

00:51:51.000 This has actually been true so far.

00:51:54.000 He hasn't made a mistake yet.

00:51:57.000 His definition of the alt-right is what I said.

00:51:59.000 So we're actually, and the footage they're showing is the alt-right.

00:52:03.000 Okay.

00:52:03.000 Everything's going to be a lot of fun.

00:52:04.000 These World War II reenactment rejects have one.

00:52:08.000 Okay, go back one frame.

00:52:11.000 Have you noticed with these Nazis at these rallies, the flags are always brand new with creases in them, and their patches are always brand new? 0.91

00:52:19.000 If you're a Nazi, wouldn't that be kind of broken in?

00:52:23.000 That's a Fed, folks.

00:52:25.000 That's not a Nazi.

00:52:27.000 That's a Fed trying to lure Nazis. 0.59

00:52:29.000 And what they end up doing, these dumb bureaucrats, is creating a Nazi movement. 0.80

00:52:33.000 This happened in Canada.

00:52:34.000 They made all this Nazi propaganda and stuff to try to lure in Nazi skinheads.

00:52:40.000 And Nazi skin normal kids started reading it and going, yeah, that sounds kind of cool. 0.86

00:52:44.000 I guess I'm going to become a Nazi skinhead. 0.95

00:52:46.000 When I was a teenager in Ottawa, Canada, there was Nazis fucking everywhere.

00:52:51.000 And I don't mean guys who had disturbing views.

00:52:54.000 I mean like with swastika tattoos, boots, the head shaved, Zeke Heiling, like full-on Nazis. 0.67

00:53:00.000 And they would beat the shit out of everyone on a regular basis.

00:53:05.000 Their crazy world did exist.

00:53:06.000 Now, this is what they do.

00:53:07.000 The juxtaposition.

00:53:08.000 So these are Proud Boys.

00:53:10.000 This was the rally, I believe, in Portland where they crossed a bridge, planted an American flag, and then went home.

00:53:16.000 And then TIFO proceeded to go ballistic.

00:53:18.000 It was a brilliant political move.

00:53:19.000 These guys are multiracial, plenty of gays.

00:53:23.000 There's Proud Boys Israel, plenty of Jews.

00:53:26.000 But they just lumped them in with a literally one frame away from a swastika in order to lump everyone together into the same nasty bowl.

00:53:35.000 Other thing in common.

00:53:37.000 They are angry.

00:53:39.000 Pause.

00:53:40.000 That's another great visual.

00:53:42.000 So there's been a lot of alt-right here, except for that Proud Boys clip.

00:53:50.000 And I love this clip.

00:53:51.000 That's Moldilocks. 1.00

00:53:52.000 She's a porn star, one of these pay-per-views. 1.00

00:53:56.000 The woman who poured water on me, she does it too. 0.98

00:53:58.000 You sell nudes or you sell cam of you masturbating or something to these poor, desperate men who are scared of women because of feminism.

00:54:05.000 It's very ironic.

00:54:06.000 Feminism has enslaved both of them. 1.00

00:54:08.000 It's enslaved these poor bastards at home beating off to the cam girl. 0.98

00:54:12.000 And then the cam girl's a victim too, because she's sitting there selling her body for money to these sad sex. 1.00

00:54:18.000 Way to go, feminism. 1.00

00:54:19.000 Good job.

00:54:20.000 Anyway, that's Nathan Domingo.

00:54:22.000 He, I believe, is a white nationalist.

00:54:23.000 He's with Identity Europa.

00:54:27.000 She said that she was coming to this rally to get Nazi scalps.

00:54:31.000 She also has been spotted on her bag.

00:54:33.000 She had this sort of a dagger tool, this weird caveman-looking implement that's like a long sort of a knife, but it's almost conical, almost like a horn, a very pointy horn tool that she was carrying around.

00:54:49.000 And she attacked this guy. 0.99

00:54:52.000 What was she going to do?

00:54:53.000 Beat him up?

00:54:54.000 And he's a very fit young man, and he knocked her on her ass.

00:54:57.000 She was bleeding.

00:54:58.000 There's a picture of her and her bloodied boyfriend.

00:55:02.000 They went there to pick a fight, and they got beat up.

00:55:04.000 But this angle from this show and all this fake editing is that this guy's mad because he doesn't beat off, and he's randomly beating up some nice young lady who's just minding her own business.

00:55:15.000 Jesus will judge you.

00:55:17.000 But what do they have to be so angry about?

00:55:20.000 I'm a white guy.

00:55:21.000 Things are great.

00:55:22.000 Cops don't pull me over.

00:55:23.000 I pull them over to ask for a bottle opener.

00:55:26.000 Thanks, officer.

00:55:27.000 Pause.

00:55:28.000 This is a weird area of comedy where I don't think they understand what they're doing.

00:55:35.000 So he's saying things are easy for white people and a cop is handing him a 40.

00:55:40.000 That's a parody of what liberals say, as far as I'm concerned.

00:55:44.000 They pretend that things are so good for white people that cops will open a beer for you, which obviously they don't.

00:55:50.000 So their silly exaggeration is actually their politics.

00:55:56.000 Their idea that cops will treat us differently, will spare us a ticket because we're white, is as absurd as this.

00:56:04.000 You understand?

00:56:05.000 It's sort of like that Eddie Murphy sketch, White Like Me, where Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white guy and he gets free stuff everywhere he goes.

00:56:11.000 I saw that as a parody of the way these people see the life of whites. 0.53

00:56:17.000 They think that we're never poor and we don't have to sign stuff for a bank loan.

00:56:20.000 It's an absurd view to have.

00:56:22.000 That's why it makes for a funny sketch.

00:56:24.000 So this guy's mocking liberals, whether he realizes it or not.

00:56:29.000 No, you have a great day.

00:56:30.000 There's no logical reason why the alt-right should be so angry.

00:56:34.000 They're kind of winning.

00:56:36.000 But what if there was a deeper reason?

00:56:38.000 So again, they show real alt-right, and then they juxtapose it with Proud Boys.

00:56:43.000 And are they winning?

00:56:45.000 Like, well, basically, there's two groups here.

00:56:48.000 There's Trump supporters, like these guys, and then there's bona fide alt-right Nazis.

00:56:53.000 Neither of them are winning.

00:56:54.000 Roger Stone is going to jail.

00:56:56.000 These guys, who are not alt-right, but they are Trump supporters, they're in prison right now.

00:57:00.000 Jeff Young is doing weekends.

00:57:02.000 Max Hare, John Kinsman are in prison for four years.

00:57:06.000 David Kyriakos is going to trial sometime this week.

00:57:12.000 People are getting fired right and left under the suspicion of being white nationalist, Nazi, whatever, fascist, having their businesses shut down, getting attacked on the street.

00:57:23.000 You wear a MAGA hat around New York.

00:57:25.000 You're getting a bloody nose.

00:57:26.000 Is that winning?

00:57:27.000 Is that winning to you?

00:57:29.000 That you have to pay to see me because all my other platforms have been demonetized or shut down?

00:57:34.000 Is that winning?

00:57:35.000 No.

00:57:36.000 Reason for their frustration.

00:57:38.000 Across the alt-right movement, leaders are telling young men not to masturbate.

00:57:46.000 What?

00:57:46.000 Clinical psychologist Dr. David Lay has a theory about why these young so this guy this doctor is clearly against masturbation I can see you thinking that anti-masturbation laws are draconian if someone chopped your hand off for beating off can we hear the background of this please did someone get mad that you touched yourself too much yeah and are so angry they're not strangling their

00:58:16.000 Pepe's.

00:58:18.000 They know how to masturbate. 1.00

00:58:20.000 They're not going side to side, right?

00:58:21.000 They know it's up and down.

00:58:23.000 I don't think this is a technique issue.

00:58:25.000 They are actually trying not to masturbate.

00:58:27.000 You should take me hours.

00:58:28.000 Now it's like, yeah, that's right.

00:58:30.000 Well, I have one hand, so, you know, it gets lots of practice.

00:58:34.000 Just pause.

00:58:34.000 You know what's kind of cool about, uh, there's no fap, by the way.

00:58:39.000 No fap was, uh, started by this guy who's, uh, against, uh, pornography.

00:58:43.000 Couldn't be less racist, that racism and fap it hasn't occurred to him.

00:58:48.000 I guarantee it.

00:58:49.000 I had it on my old show a few times, or the documentary, Your Brain on Porn.

00:58:53.000 There's nothing racial about it, but they inject this into everything. 0.85

00:58:57.000 And when he says alt-right leaders are telling people not to masturbate, he's talking about me and Jordan Peterson, for example.

00:59:06.000 Lots of people say don't masturbate.

00:59:08.000 The Catholic Church says don't masturbate.

00:59:10.000 It's just like they say Proud Boys is a club that doesn't allow women.

00:59:14.000 The Knights of Columbus is a club that doesn't allow women.

00:59:17.000 The Masons, the Shriners, it's called a men's club.

00:59:20.000 But when you control the language, you control the narrative.

00:59:24.000 And this is them controlling the narrative.

00:59:26.000 What's with his little boots?

00:59:27.000 Who wears boots with a suit?

00:59:29.000 Look at my little boots.

00:59:31.000 I masturbates.

00:59:32.000 Oh, yeah, sorry.

00:59:34.000 I forgot what I was going to say.

00:59:34.000 Just pause.

00:59:36.000 The fun thing about this, it's like when we had that anti-Sharia march in New York City, in Lower Manhattan, and Antifa showed up to protest it.

00:59:44.000 So we tricked them into being pro-Sharia. 0.85

00:59:46.000 And in this thing, when we say no wanks, no fap, don't wank, they say fuck you.

00:59:52.000 So they're wankers.

00:59:53.000 So we've made these guys sit here and defend watching porn and beating off.

00:59:59.000 Do you know how pathetic you look?

01:00:01.000 By the way, do you know how unattractive to women you look when you're a masturbating advocate?

01:00:08.000 Nice cause.

01:00:10.000 This guy masturbates.

01:00:11.000 Dr. Lay explained that the main proponents of this no wank philosophy were the proud boys.

01:00:18.000 Masturbation is lack of impulse control.

01:00:21.000 The proud boys believe that men.

01:00:24.000 Speaking of winning, that man is in prison right now in Ulster, New York, sitting in a cage because he fought back when Antifa ambushed him.

01:00:34.000 His crime was fighting back too much.

01:00:36.000 He should have stopped after the first kick.

01:00:39.000 And this guy here, wait, here, is black.

01:00:44.000 So they do all this bona fide footage of actual Nazis, and then they jump, they use my term no wanks, and they jump in with carefully selected footage where you just see the white guys and ignore the fact that this guy is in fucking prison.

01:01:00.000 I mean, unbelievable.

01:01:02.000 I know they don't know he's in prison, but the juxtaposition here of this bullshit propaganda and this poor bastard with a black wife and kids, by the way.

01:01:12.000 Baiting increases their testosterone and makes them more desirable to women. 0.97

01:01:16.000 That's me.

01:01:19.000 I never said it increases your testosterone, by the way.

01:01:22.000 But they have to say that.

01:01:23.000 It's amazing that people get their news.

01:01:25.000 And look at all these left-wing sites, too. 0.55

01:01:27.000 Medium daily bees are so obsessed.

01:01:31.000 Yeah, we're totally obsessed with it.

01:01:33.000 We talk about it all the time.

01:01:37.000 Which brings up one question.

01:01:39.000 Is it working for the Proud Boys?

01:01:41.000 Research actually finds that less masturbation reduces testosterone.

01:01:46.000 So there's evidence that masturbating makes you a more masculine man.

01:01:50.000 Yeah, pause.

01:01:51.000 Minor detail.

01:01:53.000 The study said ejaculating less makes you generate less testosterone. 0.94

01:02:00.000 We never said don't ejaculate.

01:02:01.000 We said that you can only ejaculate if you're in one yard of a woman with her consent. 1.00

01:02:07.000 So you can beat off all day long as long as there's someone there tickling your balls.

01:02:11.000 It's about increasing intimacy with women. 1.00

01:02:15.000 A lot of really good things happen in your body and your brain.

01:02:18.000 But also it's funny too that the only way they can think of ejaculating is to masturbate.

01:02:23.000 That's the only way cum comes out, right?

01:02:25.000 When you look at your computer, it has nothing to do with fucking your wife or your girlfriend.

01:02:30.000 Funny that people who watch more pornography, they are more feminist, and interestingly, they've developed more egalitarian values over time. 1.00

01:02:38.000 That's true, Ryan.

01:02:39.000 Are you laughing?

01:02:40.000 That's a fact.

01:02:42.000 Yes.

01:02:43.000 A study came out recently that said that people who watch porn are more feminist, more egalitarian. 1.00

01:02:49.000 What he's saying there is more open to like 10 black guys banging their girlfriend.

01:02:54.000 That's his idea of egalitarian.

01:02:56.000 And more less repulsed by, say, blowing a tranny or something like that. 1.00

01:03:01.000 That's his idea.

01:03:02.000 In other words, more social justice warrior, more liberal.

01:03:05.000 This is what pisses them off.

01:03:07.000 Now, they didn't care about no angst before the study came out.

01:03:10.000 And now they realize, wait a minute, our crazy cam girl moldilocks nudes are more disgusting if people don't watch porn. 0.66

01:03:19.000 That's not good.

01:03:21.000 See, so much of the radical left is about normalizing perversion, normalizing miscreants, pedophiles, deviants, like Luke Kuhn.

01:03:31.000 Luke Kuhn is a guy who wrote fantasy fiction about fucking 10-year-old boys.

01:03:36.000 He wrote glowingly about his love affair he had with an older man when he was in his early teens, just post-adolescent.

01:03:43.000 And he was the guy that threatened to gas Deploraball because he hates us because we make him feel weird.

01:03:51.000 If we can make weirdness normal, then he's normal.

01:03:54.000 Then he's accepted.

01:03:54.000 Or look at Mika Rhodes, black guy.

01:03:58.000 He's in Antifa.

01:04:00.000 He hates Proud Boys, fights them on a regular basis.

01:04:03.000 He was arrested for regularly sodomizing underage couples.

01:04:13.000 Like a male 13-year-old and a female 13-year-old. 0.68

01:04:18.000 Do you see what their agenda is now?

01:04:21.000 Do you see why they hate us?

01:04:23.000 And these dumb patsies go along for the ride because they're anyone's dog for a bone. 1.00

01:04:29.000 I watch a lot of gangbangs, and one day I thought, oh my God, women have it so hard. 1.00

01:04:34.000 Just pause.

01:04:35.000 This is the same as the 40 joke.

01:04:37.000 He's saying that gangbangs made him okay with gangbangs.

01:04:42.000 And we're saying gangbangs, no, that's not good in any scenario.

01:04:48.000 I'm not against three sides.

01:04:49.000 This isn't fair.

01:04:50.000 95 guys and one girl?

01:04:54.000 We need some better representation here.

01:04:56.000 And the Proud Boys are just the tip.

01:04:58.000 There are stroke shamers all over the alt-right.

01:05:01.000 So Canadian psychologist Dr. Jordan Peterson, he's leader in the alt-right movement.

01:05:06.000 Pause.

01:05:10.000 Do you remember when you were young and they would do a little news story on your favorite sneaker or the band you like or even your hometown?

01:05:19.000 And they're like, Canada, Ontario, home to Stelco steel manufacturer.

01:05:25.000 And you're like, No, that's in Oshawa.

01:05:26.000 That's down the road.

01:05:27.000 That's not in Kanata.

01:05:29.000 And you realize journalists don't know what the fuck they're talking about.

01:05:31.000 Every time they cover something you know about, you realize how uninformed they are.

01:05:35.000 Now, I know a lot about Jordan Peterson.

01:05:37.000 I met him.

01:05:38.000 I considered him a peer.

01:05:40.000 He couldn't be farther from alt-right.

01:05:42.000 You know why?

01:05:43.000 The only alt-right thing, the reason the left hates him is because he refuses to identify pronouns.

01:05:48.000 And this is what I was saying at the beginning of this segment.

01:05:51.000 If you don't agree with their crazy shit, remember I said four bathrooms?

01:05:54.000 Jordan Peterson doesn't agree with four bathrooms.

01:05:56.000 He says, I'm not, I don't care what your pronouns are.

01:05:58.000 That's it.

01:05:58.000 You're he, him.

01:05:59.000 It's she, her.

01:06:00.000 That's it.

01:06:02.000 I'm not playing that.

01:06:02.000 Two genders.

01:06:04.000 Now you're a leader of the alt-right.

01:06:05.000 You're Richard Spencer.

01:06:07.000 That's a bizarre merging.

01:06:09.000 Jordan Peterson and Richard Spencer, that's a very bizarre pairing.

01:06:13.000 That shows that you're brutally uninformed, totally uneducated, or worse, devious.

01:06:19.000 You see, at the end of the day, they don't really care about truth.

01:06:22.000 That's why they don't do research.

01:06:24.000 They're incurious.

01:06:25.000 They care about power.

01:06:27.000 We saw this with the Bolsheviks back in Stalin days. 0.94

01:06:30.000 They had to accrue power.

01:06:32.000 And if that meant flipping on a dime, no problem.

01:06:35.000 You see the way that secular liberal Jews will happily flip on Israel? 0.97

01:06:38.000 If it means more power, they'll say they're pro-Palestine all of a sudden. 0.66

01:06:42.000 Because all of this shit you're saying, all this propaganda is about accruing more power.

01:06:48.000 The subway protest with oink oink, you monster, that the other sign said they want the subway to be free. 0.98

01:06:54.000 Who pays for the subway then? 0.81

01:06:56.000 The government does.

01:06:57.000 Kamala Harris was just talking about how she wants the school day to go to 10 hours. 0.99

01:07:01.000 That's more power.

01:07:02.000 Now the state are the parents.

01:07:04.000 The state is doing the parenting.

01:07:06.000 The state wants to feed your kids breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

01:07:08.000 I'll handle the health care.

01:07:10.000 I'll handle everything.

01:07:11.000 And as far as sex goes, you do that on a computer.

01:07:15.000 If you want to date, ask me.

01:07:17.000 That's going to be the next step, is government arranged marriages. 1.00

01:07:22.000 And he tells young men there's nothing noble about masturbating to pornography.

01:07:27.000 That's terrible.

01:07:28.000 Has anyone ever heard the insult wanker before?

01:07:31.000 Like, go tell a girl you're courting that you're a chronic masturbator and see how wet she gets. 0.99

01:07:37.000 It's unattractive in between periods of hockey.

01:07:41.000 That's noble.

01:07:42.000 That's healthy.

01:07:42.000 That's completely David Duke, who's a former grand wizard of the KKK.

01:07:47.000 He believes that pornography is a Jewish conspiracy to get young white men to masturbate instead of procreating, and so the white race dies out.

01:07:58.000 What is it about the Jews with these guys?

01:08:00.000 And speaking of which, because you now proud boys hate Jews with this juxtaposition, and then you throw in the Charlottesville.

01:08:07.000 Charlottesville has become such a handy go-to reference, especially Heather Heyer, that I am this close to believing it was a conspiracy and a setup from beginning.

01:08:18.000 I should do a whole other segment on this, but the way Jason Kessler tried to lure me in until I had to scream at him to fuck off, the way he lied to me and said he's not alt-right in order to get me to come.

01:08:28.000 They wanted Proud Boys there so badly.

01:08:30.000 It was a fucking trap.

01:08:32.000 I sussed it out and we did not go.

01:08:37.000 There was three who went there.

01:08:38.000 They were immediately booted.

01:08:39.000 They only went there out of curiosity.

01:08:41.000 There was two who went there to report on it.

01:08:44.000 But I stopped hordes going down.

01:08:46.000 And the pitch, by the way, was this is about a statue.

01:08:50.000 This is about taking down Confederate statues.

01:08:54.000 And it wasn't about that.

01:08:55.000 It was about these nuts.

01:08:57.000 There was plenty of people there, by the way, who were totally horrified by this shit and couldn't believe it was going on.

01:09:04.000 So it's quite likely that Jason Kessler was a Fed and this fake hate rally was created by globalists and the far left in order to discredit bona fide, multiracial, non-anti-Semitic, non-racist groups in order to quash them and lump them in with Nazis.

01:09:24.000 And by the way, these bad guys here, how many of them were sort of moderate and were radicalized by this rally and all these guys getting together, just like the Canadian Nazi skinheads in the 80s?

01:09:36.000 I think they created Nazis with this rally. 0.79

01:09:39.000 If this rally was fake, whoever set it up may have created Nazis.

01:09:43.000 In other words, these globalist groups that do this subterfuge are hate groups, bona fide hate groups that create hate where there was none.

01:09:52.000 They radicalize moderates while accusing me and Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin of radicalizing moderates.

01:09:59.000 Right, moratorium on salami wrestling has been going on longer than you think.

01:10:04.000 The Nazis taught young men not to masturbate.

01:10:08.000 Nazis.

01:10:08.000 Nazis used sexual suppression as a way to increase malleability in people.

01:10:15.000 If we can get people to give up masturbation, we can get them to do anything.

01:10:19.000 What do you think?

01:10:20.000 First logic.

01:10:22.000 Like, I believe him that the Nazis probably discourage masturbation.

01:10:25.000 So does Catholicism. 0.66

01:10:27.000 So does Islam. 0.99

01:10:29.000 So does Judaism. 0.96

01:10:32.000 All religions.

01:10:34.000 So do people working out.

01:10:36.000 So do guys at the gym.

01:10:38.000 So to athletes.

01:10:40.000 You're not supposed to beat off or have sex the night before a big game.

01:10:44.000 But you find the Nazis, and now Hitler used toilet paper. 0.70

01:10:48.000 This guy used toilet paper.

01:10:50.000 Nazi.

01:10:52.000 And the second part of what he said, he goes, if you can make someone quit masturbating, you can make them do anything.

01:10:58.000 Where do you get that from?

01:11:00.000 Like, that's like saying, if you can make, you take fat people, you put them on a diet.

01:11:04.000 If you can make people lose weight and stop eating, make a fat person stop eating, you can make them do anything.

01:11:08.000 And that's why dieticians use fat people to go murder people. 1.00

01:11:13.000 Because diets are about mind control.

01:11:16.000 And it's about controlling fat people and turning them into slightly less fat zombies that you can now have your personal army to go out and murder people of color. 1.00

01:11:26.000 That's my logic.

01:11:28.000 I work at the daily show.

01:11:31.000 And I said nothing.

01:11:32.000 So it's not just the...

01:11:36.000 Again, his joke seems to be mocking himself and this stupid show.

01:11:41.000 Listen.

01:11:43.000 First, they came for our fleshlights, and I said nothing.

01:11:46.000 So it's not just the insidi.

01:11:48.000 So wait a minute.

01:11:49.000 This is a parody of themselves.

01:11:52.000 Like, this is what I'm screaming.

01:11:53.000 I'm talking about the absurdity of this dumb correlation.

01:11:57.000 And then all they have to do to make people laugh is show their argument, and everyone laughs.

01:12:03.000 Beliefs, mob violence, and haircuts, the alt-right jacked this off the Nazis too?

01:12:08.000 They're teaching these kids to hate themselves, to be ashamed of themselves.

01:12:13.000 And then they can exploit them.

01:12:13.000 No.

01:12:15.000 Pause.

01:12:15.000 Wow.

01:12:16.000 So not masturbating, not sitting there staring at a different couple having sex with your pants at your ankles is something to be proud of, but going out and meeting a real woman and having actual sex is something to be ashamed of. 0.55

01:12:33.000 Nice fucking logic, you losers.

01:12:37.000 Guys, there is more to sex and ejaculation than doing it by yourself.

01:12:42.000 It's a minor detail you've left out of this entire segment.

01:12:46.000 It's called getting laid. 0.69

01:12:48.000 Go forth, get laid. 0.99

01:12:51.000 And if you're married, go fuck your wife, dumbass. 1.00

01:12:57.000 They go down this rabbit hole of these extreme, dangerous beliefs and become radical.

01:13:03.000 I want to talk about a rabbit hole.

01:13:04.000 Check out what porn does to you.

01:13:07.000 Self talks about that a lot.

01:13:09.000 How you'll start out just watching like two hot chicks make out, and the next thing you know, you're watching some tranny SM bonded shit with 14 black guys and a girl who looks underage. 1.00

01:13:20.000 What I'm saying is masturbation can save lives.

01:13:26.000 Absurd.

01:13:27.000 You know what?

01:13:29.000 Let's do it right now.

01:13:30.000 Let's show them all.

01:13:32.000 Let's go.

01:13:33.000 I love talking to you, man.

01:13:34.000 Come on.

01:13:35.000 Take out your dick. 0.96

01:13:39.000 And here's something not really related, but so he's got a sex joke there where I'm looking for premise, the caveat, the pretense, is that he's going to take out his erect penis and begin masturbating in front of that dude.

01:13:53.000 It's a very raunchy joke.

01:13:55.000 I don't give a shit about raunchy jokes.

01:13:57.000 But because these comedy shows won't go near race, they won't go near religion.

01:14:03.000 Well, they'll make fun of Christians until the cows come home, but they won't make fun of Judaism or Islam.

01:14:10.000 They don't go near LGBT anything.

01:14:12.000 So because all of the other jokes are pushed aside and you can only do things like masturbate in front of a guy, that really sticks out.

01:14:22.000 This is what I was talking about on yesterday's show, where if comedy was all archie bunkery and it was all raunchy, you just go, wow, I guess I'm like Richard Pryor.

01:14:30.000 I'm here, or Blazing Saddles.

01:14:31.000 I'm hearing a bunch of raunchy jokes in a big pile of raunch.

01:14:34.000 But they take out all the other raunch and it's just sex now.

01:14:37.000 So you watch SNL or this show and it's just like boners and cocks and incest and sexualizing your sister. 0.99

01:14:45.000 It's becoming abnormally depraved, especially in the context where no other raunch is involved.

01:14:53.000 That's a separate topic.

01:14:55.000 We can't show you the rest of that interview, but I will say, when I think about these young people being manipulated into joining hate groups, it makes me very angry.

01:15:05.000 Hate groups.

01:15:06.000 And frustrated.

01:15:08.000 And excuse me for one second.

01:15:14.000 41.

01:15:15.000 Anyway, if you or anyone you know seems to be getting drawn into the alt-right, before buying that tiki torch, try lighting the one inside your khakis first.

01:15:28.000 I'm Michael Costa, telling all you young angry men to stop hating and start baiting.

01:15:35.000 Nice position to have, guys.

01:15:37.000 You're wankers.

01:15:48.000 I'm Steven Crowder.

01:15:50.000 You dancing back from the break?

01:15:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:53.000 Have a dance.

01:15:54.000 I'm going to be on the show tomorrow.

01:15:55.000 Oh, cool.

01:15:56.000 At 3.

01:16:00.000 Yeah, maybe I should clarify something on Charlottesville because it sounds like I'm saying Prowboys didn't go and then Prowboys were there.

01:16:07.000 We realized we sussed out.

01:16:08.000 It was bullshit.

01:16:09.000 I've always said I expected high fives after calling Charlottesville so early, but I didn't get them.

01:16:14.000 And now journalists always come to me and they go, so there was Prowboys in Charlottesville?

01:16:18.000 Like, first sentence.

01:16:19.000 I told you that some guy said that to me, and I said, look, you clearly have written the article already, and you're writing that because you want to hurt me and my family.

01:16:26.000 And if you want to hurt me and my family, I want to hurt you.

01:16:28.000 So why don't we just fight?

01:16:30.000 Like, what are we doing here?

01:16:31.000 Why are we playing this game?

01:16:34.000 He left shortly after that.

01:16:37.000 I also saw Will Summer in the courtroom and said, so your beat is hate, right?

01:16:43.000 And that's admirable.

01:16:44.000 You want to stop hate?

01:16:44.000 Okay.

01:16:45.000 But why not black Hebrew Israelites or Islamic hatred of Jews or Aryan nation, you know, any of that hate?

01:16:56.000 Why just these Trump supporters that you suspect might be white nationalists?

01:17:00.000 Why such an esoteric group?

01:17:02.000 And he's like, well, everyone has their beat, you know.

01:17:05.000 So your beat is like within hate.

01:17:07.000 It's within white nationalists, not real white nationalists, but just like Trump supporters who might be white nationalists.

01:17:14.000 I said, that's not true, Will.

01:17:15.000 You know why you chose that beat?

01:17:17.000 Because you're a fucking pussy. 1.00

01:17:20.000 He made zero eye contact, too, by the way.

01:17:22.000 I was watching this whole thing, and he was just like, yep, you know, but yeah, he couldn't look at me.

01:17:22.000 And then he waddled.

01:17:28.000 And they all have the same sort of demeanor.

01:17:29.000 They all have like beige cords and they walk flat-footed and they sort of, they're thinning hair and they shuffle along.

01:17:36.000 And they're the guys who got wedged in high school.

01:17:38.000 And that's what all of this is about.

01:17:39.000 It's all about masculinity.

01:17:41.000 They hate masculinity.

01:17:43.000 They want power because they've never had bona fide masculine power.

01:17:49.000 They've never, they've always felt weak.

01:17:52.000 He's a mean girl, basically.

01:17:54.000 It's revenge of the nerds.

01:17:54.000 A gossip.

01:17:55.000 Mean girls are pretty. 1.00

01:17:57.000 Mean girls are invited to parties. 1.00

01:17:59.000 But anyway, so I said before Charlottesville, no proud boys can go.

01:18:03.000 And if you go, we wish you nothing but the best, but you're no longer in the club.

01:18:07.000 So about three or four guys said, fine, fuck the club.

01:18:10.000 We want to check it out.

01:18:11.000 And we hate that these statues are being taken down.

01:18:13.000 I said, okay, bye-bye.

01:18:14.000 You're out.

01:18:15.000 Made it very clear to them.

01:18:17.000 But the media doesn't know that, right?

01:18:19.000 So they just say, he's a proud boy.

01:18:21.000 He was there.

01:18:21.000 He has the tattoo.

01:18:23.000 And then there was Enrique Tario who went there, who was going there to film it, to document it, journalist.

01:18:32.000 He was recently attacked, by the way, by Antifa.

01:18:34.000 Yeah, it's on Joe's newest show.

01:18:36.000 Oh, check out Biggs.

01:18:38.000 And he also gives a little update on Stone and Bannon and Bannon saying that he's there because he was subpoenaed.

01:18:46.000 He doesn't want to be there.

01:18:47.000 I believe so.

01:18:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:48.000 It was something better, right?

01:18:50.000 It seemed like both Credico and Bannon, their testimonies helped Stone.

01:18:58.000 And it kind of...

01:18:59.000 I think Credico even took credit for being the back channel.

01:19:03.000 Which the prosecution, their whole thing was like, he had a back channel before Credico.

01:19:17.000 Basically, he's being charged with contempt of court because out of 600 questions, he got five wrong.

01:19:22.000 They're counting those as lies.

01:19:25.000 And within that sort of a witch hunt, the argument seems to be that he had an intermediary and through that intermediary, he facilitated Julian Assange leaking Hillary's emails.

01:19:39.000 How do you do that?

01:19:41.000 And Assange would leak the emails no matter what anyone told him.

01:19:46.000 So they go, you wanted him to leak them and they got leaked.

01:19:48.000 Yeah, I would say 60% of the population wanted her emails to get linked. 0.72

01:19:54.000 Should 170 million people be imprisoned?

01:19:58.000 And by the way, if you get asked 600 questions, I promise you you'll get five wrong.

01:20:02.000 It's actually 600, right?

01:20:03.000 It was like a two-hour 600 question thing.

01:20:06.000 And they're going to go through all 600 in court.

01:20:10.000 And all of them were about the Russia investigation.

01:20:10.000 Wow.

01:20:13.000 But Russia became a nothing burger, so they're just pivoting. 0.61

01:20:17.000 And then the argument, as I said earlier, is say you go to a bank robber's house and you find cocaine.

01:20:22.000 You can charge him with having illegal cocaine, even though you were going for the bank robbery and he turns out he was innocent.

01:20:27.000 And surely the American public is like, yeah, but it's not cocaine, it's pot.

01:20:32.000 And that's not so bad.

01:20:34.000 All right, shall we...

01:20:38.000 Yeah.

01:20:42.000 Stuff's going to come out about Charlottesville.

01:20:44.000 I guarantee it.

01:20:45.000 It just is too fishy.

01:20:47.000 This giant trap where they say, we're going to stop people taking down statues because it's wrong.

01:20:54.000 That sounds reasonable.

01:20:55.000 And I think a lot of conservatives agree with that.

01:20:58.000 Then, like there was a poster.

01:21:00.000 The initial posters look kind of normal.

01:21:03.000 There was a poster about two or three days before that had Pepe the Frog, no American flags on it whatsoever, and a bunch of like Nazi-looking eagles.

01:21:14.000 And every sane person went, wait a minute, you're not even mentioning the statues anymore.

01:21:20.000 What's going on with this now?

01:21:24.000 And then one of the guys who was booted out said to me, holy shit, you were right.

01:21:28.000 This was a fucked up, horrible, super anti-Semitic thing.

01:21:32.000 Yeah, that's the poster I was just talking about.

01:21:34.000 Yeah, and there's a Pepe army underneath there. 0.91

01:21:36.000 Yeah, look.

01:21:37.000 And then the meme guy army.

01:21:38.000 Now, there are statues, but it's not clear that it's about statues.

01:21:46.000 Yeah.

01:21:47.000 And Richard Spencer, I think, was a very late addition to the show.

01:21:50.000 I think Kessler and Spencer are feds.

01:21:54.000 All right.

01:21:55.000 Let's check out the mailbag.

01:21:57.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:22:02.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:22:08.000 Let me touch it.

01:22:12.000 Celeb match.

01:22:15.000 Ryan.

01:22:16.000 The guy can't spell the name Ryan?

01:22:20.000 Who can't spell the name Ryan?

01:22:21.000 This girl that served me a... 0.67

01:22:26.000 Yeah.

01:22:26.000 It was R-A-Y-N.

01:22:27.000 I was like, I see where you're going with that.

01:22:30.000 Ra-Yin. 0.89

01:22:31.000 Kind of phonetic.

01:22:32.000 It's a cop who wrote this.

01:22:34.000 I'm not going to say his name, but Jesus.

01:22:37.000 Yeah, a celebrity match, death match of you and Jamie, Joe Rogan's guy.

01:22:43.000 Yeah.

01:22:44.000 Why isn't this happening?

01:22:45.000 He said.

01:22:46.000 Okay.

01:22:47.000 That's ridiculous.

01:22:50.000 Love y'all, but what is with Gavin's constant picking boogers or hair out of his nose?

01:22:53.000 I'm guessing it's the moustache.

01:22:54.000 Why don't you trim your nose hair?

01:22:56.000 I will do all that, but it's my allergies, and I apologize.

01:22:59.000 I know it's annoying, but this is not your average show.

01:23:01.000 There's a reason I'm not on mainstream TV.

01:23:02.000 I'm jarring.

01:23:05.000 Also, I'm Scottish.

01:23:06.000 We're not meant to be here.

01:23:08.000 We're meant to be in the moors.

01:23:09.000 I should be misted at all times.

01:23:11.000 I'm constantly like dry and itchy.

01:23:15.000 She got a humidifier for the office.

01:23:16.000 Yeah, we probably should.

01:23:17.000 It's not the mustache.

01:23:20.000 We want to hear about Don Sherry.

01:23:22.000 What's your boxing jam?

01:23:22.000 I just gave you that.

01:23:24.000 This sounds like an Antifa trying to find out where to jump me.

01:23:28.000 I'm not going to give away.

01:23:30.000 I took boxing lessons in Manhattan.

01:23:32.000 That shit was $100 an hour.

01:23:34.000 What?

01:23:35.000 It was the best, though.

01:23:37.000 Now I live in Williamsburg.

01:23:38.000 I want to do boxing again.

01:23:40.000 When I lived in Williamsburg, I boxed at Church Street Gym, which is in Lower Manhattan.

01:23:45.000 But it's a great cardio workout going over the bridge and going through Chinatown to Lower Manhattan.

01:23:51.000 I will warn you, however, that people in Chinatown are fucking reckless. 1.00

01:23:56.000 I'm sorry.

01:23:57.000 It may be a racial stereotype, but it's what I've noticed as a pattern.

01:24:01.000 Constantly walking into cars.

01:24:04.000 Almost every day I would see flip-flops on the road from someone who was hit by a car.

01:24:08.000 And I would have, when I was going through Chinatown, it was always like, ding, ding, ding, look out, look out. 1.00

01:24:12.000 They would just walk, like, looking at the ground.

01:24:17.000 So pro boxing guy there.

01:24:19.000 Yep.

01:24:20.000 I'll get straight to the point.

01:24:21.000 The free speech.tv app feels like the Soviet era UX.

01:24:25.000 You've got to get on top of it so the subscription model can grow.

01:24:30.000 I love the content, but the app delivering, it has to be an unusual percentage of you subscribers, blah, blah, blah.

01:24:35.000 So it's unbearable in the context of most use cases for pod vidcast scenarios.

01:24:41.000 So please, for the love of God, spend more money to make more money and get a UX professional to rethink the experience model.

01:24:48.000 One more thing: Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

01:24:53.000 He got us.

01:24:55.000 You just killed me.

01:24:55.000 Great.

01:24:55.000 Thanks.

01:24:59.000 I apparently will be committing suicide tomorrow.

01:25:02.000 When was that sent?

01:25:03.000 Because there's an update to the app.

01:25:05.000 That was today.

01:25:07.000 Oh.

01:25:08.000 No, no.

01:25:09.000 Yeah.

01:25:10.000 12.52 a.m.

01:25:13.000 Sheesh.

01:25:15.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm Ryan.

01:25:17.000 We can download the audio now, right?

01:25:19.000 And video, yep, yep.

01:25:20.000 In four different or five different quality types, all the way from 240 to 1080.

01:25:25.000 Great.

01:25:25.000 Now, can't someone just steal that and send it to someone else, or does it stay within the app?

01:25:29.000 Within the app.

01:25:30.000 Also, yeah, the reason why it took so long to upload yesterday is because the bit rate that we have, you know, it has to go through all the conversions to make it all of those quality types when you stream, 1080 down to 240.

01:25:43.000 So it's like five different qualities.

01:25:44.000 Then it has to separate the audio and the video for downloading and all that stuff.

01:25:50.000 So our bit rate was perfectly fine before when it didn't have to do those conversions, that many different conversions.

01:25:55.000 But now it's like the bitrate is too high.

01:25:57.000 So you're not, you're boring.

01:26:02.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, love the network.

01:26:03.000 I'm excited to see what's coming next.

01:26:04.000 I want to briefly touch on the Revenge of the Nerds analogy that seems to come up a lot.

01:26:10.000 And I also want to make something clear here.

01:26:13.000 The left right now has no belief system other than power.

01:26:17.000 They are Bolsheviks. 0.71

01:26:18.000 All they care about is power.

01:26:20.000 They will sell their mother down the river as long as there's more power. 1.00

01:26:24.000 That's why they want the state involved in everything. 0.92

01:26:28.000 So I used to think that it's just nerds who want revenge and they want to hurt us.

01:26:36.000 They don't really even care about that.

01:26:39.000 They want power and they're happy to trample us on the way.

01:26:42.000 Like, for example, Max and John in prison for four years.

01:26:45.000 They didn't laugh or dance when that happened.

01:26:48.000 They don't give a fuck.

01:26:49.000 They just kept plowing forward.

01:26:51.000 You understand?

01:26:52.000 They're just like, whatever.

01:26:53.000 Fuck them.

01:26:54.000 That's why they lack joy.

01:26:55.000 They don't even have wins.

01:26:56.000 Like that would be a win for them, but they don't even know how to...

01:27:02.000 Yeah.

01:27:03.000 But anyway, on the surface, the simplicity of saying our current culture is a revenge of the nerds, i.e.

01:27:08.000 those who ate the popular kids and their dads, is apt on its own.

01:27:11.000 But if we go further and relate to it more to the actual movie, we see even more considerable comparisons.

01:27:19.000 For one, the bullies in the film were the in-crowd that never seemed to do more than tease and alienate the nerds.

01:27:25.000 But the nerds took their revenge to an absurd level.

01:27:29.000 They break into the girl's dorm to spy on them naked, steal from sorority girls who had nothing to do with their bullying, dispense naked photos of the main jock's girlfriend throughout the school, and the main character even winds up literally raping her.

01:27:44.000 Yeah, there's a scene in that movie where the girl is having sex with her boyfriend. 1.00

01:27:48.000 He's wearing his costume because it's Halloween.

01:27:51.000 And they switch out the costumes, and the nerd is having sex with her, but she thinks it's her boyfriend because he has a costume on.

01:27:57.000 The Houdini.

01:27:58.000 Yeah, that's rape. 1.00

01:28:00.000 The nerds are rapists.

01:28:02.000 That part of the movie is accurate.

01:28:06.000 This shows that the revenge in the nerds is incredibly disproportionate.

01:28:10.000 Not to mention, no one ever mentions these awful atrocities.

01:28:12.000 This speaks to the characters on the left, like Harvey Weinstein and activists across the board who feel that they are now empowered to take out their frustrations and aggressions on whoever they wish, just to show that they run the show.

01:28:23.000 It's truly sick.

01:28:24.000 Yeah.

01:28:24.000 Like Roger Stone and Max and John.

01:28:26.000 Also, I'm getting married.

01:28:28.000 Had the pleasure.

01:28:29.000 I know it's a big ass.

01:28:30.000 I'm wondering if you and Ryan would accept an invitation to our wedding.

01:28:32.000 No.

01:28:34.000 Thanks for everything you've done from Vice to Free Speech.

01:28:36.000 Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

01:28:36.000 Never stop fighting.

01:28:39.000 Please stop putting Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself at the end of your letters.

01:28:44.000 You're going to get me killed.

01:28:49.000 Hey, I'll make this quick.

01:28:50.000 I'm a Red Wing and Carhartt dealer.

01:28:52.000 Would like to send John some workwear.

01:28:54.000 I know it'll be a couple of years until he gets back into the workforce.

01:28:57.000 If you can get me his shoe size, overall size, and address, try and help.

01:29:02.000 Thank you, W. Wade.

01:29:11.000 Max and John have filed for an appeal.

01:29:13.000 They might get out on bail during this appeal.

01:29:16.000 That would be great.

01:29:17.000 Very unlikely, the way this judge has been going, the way the justice system has been going.

01:29:21.000 But it's possible.

01:29:25.000 But I want to ask you something, W. Wade.

01:29:29.000 I just got my new Red Wings.

01:29:30.000 Sorry, I have my old Red Wings.

01:29:32.000 I just got them resold again for maybe the third time.

01:29:34.000 It's like $100 a time.

01:29:36.000 So they initially cost me $250.

01:29:38.000 I've sunk $550 into these boots over the years.

01:29:42.000 And it's that one part of the heel that always wears off.

01:29:44.000 So I put a plastic thing that I had a cobbler nail in a little plastic piece on that one part that always fades.

01:29:51.000 But when I walk, it feels kind of unsatisfying.

01:29:55.000 I feel like I have a horseshoe on.

01:29:56.000 Am I doing something weird to my posture, to my feet?

01:30:01.000 Anyway, that's a boring thing.

01:30:04.000 And then he ends it with, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

01:30:07.000 No, it's getting ridiculous.

01:30:11.000 He hanged himself from a very short height.

01:30:15.000 He's a tall guy.

01:30:16.000 Maybe he went into a cannonball position.

01:30:18.000 Maybe for the rest of the show, no more Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.

01:30:21.000 Let's make that a deal.

01:30:22.000 Yeah.

01:30:24.000 This is from someone named Blaine.

01:30:27.000 To have just a few 15, 20 minutes, obviously Russian self-admittedly bad shows in a couple of weeks is not what I signed up for.

01:30:34.000 Ever since the breezy point week on the show, where you all just decided to take an arbitrary break, it seems like you just don't care.

01:30:40.000 It's a shame because when you put in the effort, the show is good and why I subscribe.

01:30:45.000 Can we expect a more consistent schedule to come?

01:30:48.000 I know you don't care about losing subscribers, as you said on the show, but at this point, it's just not worth the money.

01:30:52.000 Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

01:30:57.000 We had a deal.

01:30:58.000 I don't know.

01:30:59.000 I get what you're saying, But you know what we initially talked about was four shows and then two shows and a Friday show.

01:31:05.000 Now you have four shows from me a week plus the Milo show plus Biggs plus Soph more coming.

01:31:12.000 I think you're doing okay and I'm sorry some shows are very long and some shows are short.

01:31:17.000 When we travel it's not easy putting together an hour show but isn't it good we travel?

01:31:21.000 Doesn't that show you some variety in the long run?

01:31:23.000 Some shows will be an hour and a half.

01:31:25.000 Some shows will be 25 minutes.

01:31:26.000 They're definitely not, I don't agree with you that there's been this decline.

01:31:30.000 And I thought yesterday's show with the inventions showed a lot of effort.

01:31:34.000 I'm pretty happy with the daily show investigation.

01:31:39.000 Yeah, and all this late uploading crap, this is learning the hard way once, figuring out the ins and outs of this new server.

01:31:46.000 And it's all to benefit.

01:31:47.000 So that way you got the download, you got the things.

01:31:50.000 It's only rough right in the beginning until we learn the ins and outs of this whole thing.

01:31:53.000 CK, Milo's cheap set.

01:31:55.000 Gavin, please get Milo a decent set.

01:31:57.000 His beautiful face is literally in darkness.

01:31:59.000 The weird background is too bright.

01:32:01.000 The lighting overall is so terrible and the sound quality is awful too.

01:32:04.000 Milo is such a talent, but the cheapness of the set makes the show too hard to watch.

01:32:08.000 Sorry, but you, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

01:32:11.000 All right.

01:32:12.000 This is getting ridiculous.

01:32:15.000 I'm done.

01:32:16.000 I'm just getting insulted and I'm getting murdered.

01:32:23.000 That's his set.

01:32:24.000 That's the set that he likes.

01:32:25.000 I think it looks pretty cool.

01:32:26.000 It pops.

01:32:27.000 No, Ryan.

01:32:28.000 This is what sucks about you and your entire generation. 0.80

01:32:30.000 When someone has a criticism like that, you don't just go, well, I mean, I think it's really good.

01:32:34.000 You listen to it and you go, yeah, we should work on the lighting.

01:32:38.000 Yeah, the lighting is so.

01:32:39.000 So next time you're there, have a look at the lights and see if you can't light him better.

01:32:43.000 Maybe there's one on the ground that's not in the shot that goes up.

01:32:47.000 Yeah, I'm hoping they're not too critical about their lighting placement.

01:32:51.000 And if the sound, is the sound bad?

01:32:53.000 I haven't heard last week's episode.

01:32:55.000 Actually, well, it was, here's the thing.

01:32:56.000 Last episode, way good.

01:32:58.000 The episode before that, there's a lot of mic rubbage.

01:33:02.000 Steve over there, he mics him up, but he totally improved it.

01:33:05.000 Let's go to the middle on Saturday when I said, let's try to make the call-ins better, and you said, I can't, I don't see how we can't work on that and fix that.

01:33:12.000 Yeah.

01:33:13.000 You haven't done anything.

01:33:14.000 No, that's not true.

01:33:15.000 I got in touch with Garrett, and then I also am trying to get, I got Optimum on the phone, and yeah.

01:33:22.000 We'll discuss, we have to discuss, you know, who's, how do we get that phone call?

01:33:28.000 I apologize.

01:33:28.000 Yes.

01:33:29.000 You're right.

01:33:29.000 I apologize.

01:33:30.000 I'm wrong.

01:33:30.000 Now, someone.

01:33:32.000 I remember seeing a letter about billionaire Michael Scott.

01:33:36.000 Do you remember that guy?

01:33:37.000 Yeah, Jack Ma.

01:33:39.000 Someone sent me an email, billionaire Michael Scott.

01:33:39.000 Yeah.

01:33:44.000 They sent me an email where he's...

01:34:05.000 Do you think you can find that?

01:34:06.000 I'm watching the link he sent.

01:34:08.000 This, by the way, is from a guy named Hua, and he sent this on September 10th.

01:34:14.000 Oh.

01:34:15.000 I'm just getting it.

01:34:21.000 But I can't find the ceremony.

01:34:24.000 I'm guessing this is coverage of it.

01:34:27.000 If you will.

01:34:28.000 If good at it, if you will.

01:34:30.000 No, the video that I have here is not him handing over the torch.

01:34:33.000 Jack Ma, you fucking billionaire loser retires.

01:34:40.000 I know what we could look up.

01:34:42.000 God, this show is...

01:34:45.000 Jack Ma retires in rock star fashion.

01:34:49.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:50.000 And oh, my souso.

01:34:53.000 Billionaire loser.

01:34:54.000 Who knew you could be a billionaire loser?

01:34:57.000 You can't buy cool.

01:34:59.000 And my heart break in.

01:35:02.000 Heart?

01:35:03.000 My heart?

01:35:05.000 You break my heart.

01:35:07.000 My heart is broken too.

01:35:09.000 That's lip-syncing clearly.

01:35:12.000 Look at that.

01:35:14.000 We hear in the silence.

01:35:18.000 No, he's got an action.

01:35:19.000 Why would you lip-sync something like that?

01:35:22.000 Look.

01:35:23.000 Then I must do and.

01:35:27.000 And doesn't look like that.

01:35:29.000 When you're making a pucker, the word, the sound and doesn't come out.

01:35:36.000 I think it's just a little bit out of sync, and he's doing we.

01:35:40.000 What the fuck is on his head?

01:35:41.000 Wow.

01:35:42.000 What a loser.

01:35:44.000 You know, he's into like that Michael Jackson era where towards the end of Michael Jackson's career where he wore those stupid jackets.

01:35:53.000 You raised me up so I can.

01:35:54.000 Oh, this is the new CEO.

01:36:00.000 Is he singing this song to Jack Ma?

01:36:04.000 The only person that has that type of microphone set up is literally Snoop Dogg.

01:36:08.000 He invented what he's holding right now.

01:36:13.000 Shoulders.

01:36:15.000 Symbols.

01:36:18.000 He weighs me up.

01:36:22.000 Look at his hair.

01:36:35.000 How do you talk to your boss after you've seen this?

01:36:38.000 How do you like submit an expense report to him or the proposal for the BNR initiative after you've seen him with that fucking giant D in his mouth?

01:36:48.000 It's so otherworldly.

01:36:50.000 Otherworldly.

01:36:52.000 It's from another wood.

01:36:54.000 What does the D symbolize?

01:36:56.000 Symbo.

01:36:58.000 How do you have a douchey polo?

01:37:00.000 But imagine when they're having this meeting, they go, you know, I think it's good for the CEO to retire in every company after 10 years.

01:37:08.000 So maybe we transition to Billy Wong.

01:37:11.000 Yeah, okay, that sounds good.

01:37:14.000 How should we do it?

01:37:14.000 Should we just announce it in an email or memo, maybe?

01:37:17.000 We could do a video, like a little video presentation.

01:37:20.000 What about if I dress up as a fucking Muppet Michael Jackson black Latoya Jackson lunatic And we karaoke together, and then you have a giant D in your face with a silver jacket and a polo with a red button and a blue button. 0.85

01:37:39.000 Yeah, with two different color buttons, a spike jacket, but just your normal hair.

01:37:43.000 Right.

01:37:44.000 Yeah, let's announce it that way.

01:37:46.000 Do you want to do that?

01:37:46.000 We'll have a little rock concert.

01:37:48.000 It's amazing.

01:37:50.000 Billionaire loser.

01:37:51.000 All right, let's end the show.

01:37:52.000 That was a fun video.

01:37:54.000 Yesterday, we talked about a pilot who was giving a goodbye message to his family as he died.

01:38:02.000 His engine died, and you can see the propeller erect there, not moving.

01:38:08.000 And I didn't want to show it because I didn't want to show someone dying.

01:38:11.000 And I think it's sick to trivialize someone dying and to not pay attention to the way they died.

01:38:18.000 So without further much to do ado, we're going to show the entire clip.

01:38:24.000 And I apologize for not doing this yesterday.

01:38:27.000 I was wrong.

01:38:28.000 You were right.

01:38:28.000 It's legal, by the way.

01:38:31.000 To show.

01:38:34.000 go force me A first rail emergency.

01:38:45.000 I shouldn't be filming this, but if anything happens, I want to find it out.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 12, 2019

S02E85 - WANKERS

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