Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E97 - THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off Iron with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:25.000 I still see your shadows in my room.

00:00:28.000 Can't take back the love that I gave you.

00:00:31.000 It's to the that's Juice World.

00:00:40.000 It's pronounced without an O, as Dave Landau said on Compound.

00:00:46.000 It's missing an O, and now we're missing an N. No way. 1.00

00:00:51.000 Yeah, no one got it, though.

00:00:52.000 Holy shit.

00:00:55.000 I remember my son, my little five-year-old, singing this song.

00:01:00.000 This is big with the kids.

00:01:01.000 And when I say the kids, I mean the little kids.

00:01:05.000 I don't hate this.

00:01:06.000 It's pretty good.

00:01:07.000 Train it up.

00:01:08.000 I saw his Nardoir interview.

00:01:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:13.000 When I heard that a rapper died, I was like, who gives a turkey?

00:01:17.000 But, dude, he's a nice kid.

00:01:20.000 He was like a funny dude.

00:01:21.000 He's a fucking imbecile.

00:01:22.000 He was smuggling drugs on his private plane.

00:01:26.000 By the way, if you're a rapper and you just started your career and you have a few hits, don't get private planes.

00:01:31.000 It's not going to last.

00:01:33.000 TLC went bankrupt.

00:01:35.000 They had about 10 top 10 hits.

00:01:38.000 Put your money away.

00:01:40.000 Get some Jews involved in your finances, you fucking losers. 1.00

00:01:45.000 Jews world. 0.57

00:01:48.000 How many times have you heard about a black entertainer going to prison for not paying his taxes?

00:01:52.000 You got to get your books in order.

00:01:53.000 It's not going to last forever.

00:01:54.000 A million dollars is not that much money if you're never going to be making any more money ever again.

00:01:59.000 Rappers are a great investment.

00:02:02.000 I'm going to be a music producer.

00:02:04.000 What do you mean?

00:02:04.000 Why?

00:02:05.000 Well, I mean, they're great consumers.

00:02:07.000 All they do is just, like, push high-end goods.

00:02:11.000 Well, that's true of the black community in general, which is why you see blacks are only 14% of the population.

00:02:16.000 But if you look at movies released, it's probably like 30% are directed towards black people.

00:02:21.000 And same with TV, because they buy more shit.

00:02:24.000 I am the worst demographic imaginable.

00:02:26.000 Middle-aged white man.

00:02:28.000 Stingy.

00:02:29.000 I bought this.

00:02:30.000 This.

00:02:31.000 Yeah, anyway, I don't buy a lot of shit.

00:02:34.000 He had a song called Sad that it said, the devil on my shoulder telling me I'll die soon.

00:02:38.000 I don't really want that to impact you.

00:02:41.000 I think, is he the one that has that song?

00:02:42.000 All my friends are dead.

00:02:44.000 Push me to the edge.

00:02:45.000 I should probably, probably be better about monitoring what my youngest child listens to.

00:02:50.000 Because if that song's about ODing.

00:02:54.000 No, that's Lil Uzi Vert. 0.95

00:02:56.000 That's Lil Uzi Vert. 1.00

00:02:57.000 So this guy, Juicy World, believe he was smuggling drugs on a private plane, like pounds and pounds of marijuana.

00:03:04.000 Someone called, told on him, and I believe he had a bunch of Percocets or something.

00:03:10.000 And he thought, oh shit, I'm going to get busted with these.

00:03:12.000 I know I'll eat them.

00:03:15.000 And then he had a seizure and died.

00:03:17.000 I did not know that's what happened.

00:03:18.000 Yeah.

00:03:19.000 But it's a regular old overdose.

00:03:21.000 No, look it up.

00:03:22.000 Wow.

00:03:23.000 You could just put him in the booth.

00:03:25.000 Flush him down the toilet. 0.96

00:03:26.000 Can or get arrested for having drugs.

00:03:31.000 First offense, a big pile of pot.

00:03:33.000 He definitely would do better than Max and John Hair, Max Hare and John Kinsman.

00:03:37.000 Speaking of which, we have a very special episode.

00:03:40.000 I was talking to my, as I told you, my friend Ann, and I was talking about the freaks that confront me.

00:03:46.000 And though they're a minority, they are pretty interesting, especially the last two groups.

00:03:51.000 So I broke it down into 10 different type of people that you meet in your neighborhood, people that I end up bumping into that confront me.

00:03:59.000 And there are some freaks in the mix.

00:04:02.000 A lot of pussies, a lot of loonies. 1.00

00:04:04.000 Not one worthy adversary with something valid to say out of all these hundreds of people in these 10 types of groups, these 10 categories.

00:04:12.000 Anyway, that's going to swallow up the majority of the show.

00:04:14.000 Very in-depth top 10 list.

00:04:16.000 I was going to write it up as an article for the spectator until I realized it's like an 11,000-word article.

00:04:23.000 But the beauty of video is you do it in a billionth of the time.

00:04:27.000 And I think I have a weird feeling it might actually be better to experience something like that in video format than written.

00:04:36.000 Written word may be dead.

00:04:38.000 That's true.

00:04:39.000 Okay, so there's some news items we have to get out, despite this being the pre and post top 10 is going to be pretty short.

00:04:47.000 Also in the important rap news, Nick Cannon just called out Eminem.

00:04:53.000 This is a very big deal because apparently he's really good at making fun of you.

00:04:58.000 So it's who's that, Roastmaster? 0.96

00:05:01.000 Roastmaster?

00:05:03.000 Jeff Ross?

00:05:04.000 Yeah.

00:05:04.000 This is like making fun of Jeff Ross.

00:05:06.000 Turn it up.

00:05:17.000 Damn, shit, that's pretty harsh.

00:05:19.000 Dang, man.

00:05:20.000 You raising a kid that ain't even your baby. 0.93

00:05:23.000 Twitter hates him.

00:05:27.000 I think everyone hates him because he wears a turban. 1.00

00:05:31.000 Nick Cannon wears a turban.

00:05:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:33.000 What the fuck is...

00:05:36.000 He's the only person in the world who wears a turban. 1.00

00:05:38.000 Was he hoping it would catch on?

00:05:41.000 Very successful guy, though.

00:05:42.000 So that's important news.

00:05:44.000 In the rap news, we know you come here for your rap news.

00:05:47.000 And the rap news is that Juicy World is dead.

00:05:49.000 And Nick Cannon's about to be dead.

00:05:51.000 Because he just awaked.

00:05:54.000 Awoken.

00:05:55.000 Awoke?

00:05:56.000 He's just awoken.

00:05:56.000 He's just awoken a...

00:06:02.000 You ever see Chris DeLia's Eminem impression?

00:06:05.000 No.

00:06:07.000 Apparently, that's not it.

00:06:08.000 That's a GIF.

00:06:10.000 What are we looking for?

00:06:11.000 It's so funny.

00:06:12.000 Well, the way Eminem, like, I agree, Eminem is one of the greatest of all time, but lately he's completely trash.

00:06:18.000 And Chris DeLia is a comedian, as you may know.

00:06:22.000 And he does these impressions, and it sounds just like new Eminem rap.

00:06:27.000 Floor boards over the floor boards while you're in the floor doors, getting an abortion and a divorce at the same time they hear us affordin'. 1.00

00:06:35.000 Look what I'm planin', planin'.

00:06:38.000 I'm planin'to do all this while you're panikin', and you're lookin'and starin'at manikins, and I'm goin'to fanikins, tryin'to get up at planikins.

00:06:47.000 All the planikins, fanikins.

00:06:49.000 Fan band, Pannekins.

00:06:50.000 Well, all the bannekins, Santa Kinana, in the cabana. 0.99

00:06:53.000 You're in the I'm in the cabana in the chanting.

00:06:56.000 I'm in the cabana, chanting on a stand-up banner.

00:06:58.000 Well, you don't got the stamina, you're lacking the stamina.

00:07:01.000 Eminem, like, reached out to him, and uh, I think he was in a song in one of Eminem sung.

00:07:06.000 Really?

00:07:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:07.000 Planikins.

00:07:08.000 Planikins. 0.91

00:07:09.000 Danikins.

00:07:11.000 Also in the news, I saw the movie Rambo.

00:07:13.000 It's on demand.

00:07:14.000 Holy shit.

00:07:17.000 Pretty good.

00:07:19.000 It is over the top.

00:07:20.000 Have you seen it?

00:07:21.000 No, no.

00:07:22.000 I heard good things.

00:07:23.000 Really?

00:07:24.000 Well, it's very anti-cartels, which I'm sure liberals don't like.

00:07:28.000 This is the way they operate.

00:07:30.000 If you're not white, you can have sex slaves that you get addicted to heroin and beat to death, and you're still cool. 0.95

00:07:36.000 And actually, I'm not exaggerating.

00:07:37.000 Remember, Trump called MS-13 monsters?

00:07:40.000 And they go, they're not monsters, they're God's children.

00:07:44.000 Okay.

00:07:45.000 Just imagine they're rednecks. 1.00

00:07:46.000 Imagine Nazi skinheads were doing this.

00:07:48.000 Anyway, this movie is awesome.

00:07:53.000 Can I tell you the plot?

00:07:54.000 I think I can tell you the plot.

00:07:55.000 His niece goes to Mexico, which she wasn't supposed to, and the cartels get a hold of her, and they do very, very bad stuff that was so bad, I was almost done.

00:08:06.000 Like, I have this problem with children under duress in films.

00:08:10.000 I can't.

00:08:10.000 This was a weird part.

00:08:11.000 He just goes there.

00:08:13.000 He just goes to the cartel's headquarters.

00:08:16.000 I guess he wanted them to make him mad.

00:08:19.000 So anyway, stop.

00:08:22.000 He goes there.

00:08:24.000 They fuck with his niece.

00:08:26.000 And then he goes down, gets revenge, but he knows how they operate.

00:08:30.000 He knows they're going to come back to him.

00:08:31.000 And he's in Arizona, I believe.

00:08:33.000 So then he rigs up his compound in order to take on the entire cartel.

00:08:39.000 So it's kind of like two movies in one.

00:08:41.000 The first movie is him going to get revenge.

00:08:43.000 No, the first movie is her going down there and him going to get her.

00:08:46.000 No.

00:08:47.000 The first movie is him going down there.

00:08:48.000 No.

00:08:48.000 The first movie.

00:08:49.000 Come on, help me here. 0.99

00:08:50.000 I'm just kidding.

00:08:51.000 The first movie is her going down there, him going to rescue her, him fucking up them.

00:08:58.000 That's movie one.

00:08:59.000 Movie two is them getting revenge on him and him standing up to them.

00:09:03.000 The violence is so fucking graphic that I was sitting there going, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:09:08.000 It's horror action.

00:09:11.000 It's a new genre.

00:09:12.000 Like, you know the swinging thing in Rambo 1 where the pointy sticks go shunk into that guy's legs.

00:09:21.000 This one had two like rebars that hit the bad guy's face. 0.94

00:09:26.000 And they hit his face so hard, you see the profile.

00:09:29.000 And you see one bar go chunk and take out all this.

00:09:32.000 And the other bar go, chung, and take out all this. 1.00

00:09:35.000 So his head is literally a capital E. I mean, even in a horror movie, you'd go, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:09:46.000 And of course, oh, the critics hate it, right?

00:09:49.000 It portrayed Mexicans badly.

00:09:51.000 Yeah, I'm sorry to portray the cartels badly.

00:09:54.000 Border towns in Mexico are absolute utopias.

00:09:57.000 I encourage you to go down there, maybe.

00:10:00.000 Could shoot a video.

00:10:01.000 Why don't you go down there and start a human rights foundation to rescue the girls that are there and start stepping on the cartel's toes? 1.00

00:10:08.000 Blannikins. 1.00

00:10:09.000 Fucking blannikins. 1.00

00:10:11.000 But go back to the trailer.

00:10:13.000 Oh, snaps. 0.55

00:10:14.000 Why, you gave up on it?

00:10:16.000 Yeah, I thought you meant stop, like, no more trailer.

00:10:19.000 No, I meant I wanted to get out what's in there.

00:10:24.000 God, I was itching my nose a lot yesterday.

00:10:26.000 I'm sorry about that, folks.

00:10:28.000 Love this song.

00:10:29.000 What song is it?

00:10:30.000 It's Old Town Road by Lil Maz X. That's not in the movie.

00:10:36.000 It's one of the most popular songs of the summer.

00:10:40.000 I said it's not in the movie.

00:10:45.000 This is a good song.

00:10:46.000 Oh, it's in the trail.

00:10:47.000 It's not in the movie.

00:10:48.000 You said you didn't know it.

00:10:50.000 Well, I couldn't hear it.

00:10:51.000 There is nothing they can do to stop it.

00:10:58.000 Knives are big in this.

00:11:04.000 Oh, it's really good.

00:11:07.000 All right, we got to get that out of the way.

00:11:09.000 Also in the news, Ghostbusters.

00:11:14.000 You seem excited about this.

00:11:15.000 I've been...

00:11:21.000 Yeah.

00:11:22.000 I don't know.

00:11:23.000 This one has no chicks in it, though, which is kind of a bummer.

00:11:26.000 Oh, yeah, you like the girls' Ghostbusters.

00:11:28.000 I didn't love it, but I thought it was pretty good.

00:11:32.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu Rivera thought the female Ghostbusters with Melissa McCarthy, girls who are too scared to get a spider out of their bathtub are happy to fight demons from hell. 0.74

00:11:42.000 And by the way, in the original Ghostbusters, Bill Murray was portrayed one of the most confident people in the world, and he still was going, whoa, oh boy.

00:11:51.000 They looked away half the time.

00:11:52.000 In the chick one, they're just like, let's do this. 0.96

00:12:00.000 Well, yeah, all that sucks.

00:12:01.000 But I like the added the music.

00:12:05.000 The vibe was, they captured the vibe pretty good.

00:12:07.000 I like remake stuff.

00:12:09.000 So, but this is not attached to that.

00:12:11.000 This is based off the first one.

00:12:14.000 God, Twitter's video player sucks.

00:12:15.000 I'm just going to go to YouTube.

00:12:19.000 So this is a sequel.

00:12:21.000 Are the girls dead and Dan Ackord and Everyone's Dead?

00:12:24.000 Of old age?

00:12:25.000 They might not have been.

00:12:27.000 That might have not even happened in this lore.

00:12:30.000 But that's not a sequel then.

00:12:32.000 This is like Spider-Man, where they just kept making new Spider-Man.

00:12:34.000 Well, it's a direct sequel to the first one, ignoring the second one.

00:12:37.000 Terminator does it a lot.

00:12:39.000 Where they're like, ignore the third one, that never happened.

00:12:41.000 This is the sequel, Rat.

00:12:45.000 By the way, we're sorry we uploaded so late yesterday.

00:12:47.000 The studio was having the shittiest internet speed, and judging by the way this is playing, maybe we're going to have the same problem.

00:12:56.000 This has nothing to do with ghostbusters.

00:12:59.000 Not yet, it's kids.

00:12:59.000 This is just ghost.

00:13:01.000 Hey, remember that one summer we died under a table?

00:13:04.000 It's the kids of the busters. 0.98

00:13:06.000 But you can't be a kid and be able to figure out all this complex science.

00:13:11.000 Kill a replica.

00:13:12.000 A replica of what?

00:13:15.000 A ghost trap?

00:13:19.000 See, that looks cool.

00:13:20.000 Jason Reitman.

00:13:22.000 Didn't he get a bunch of shit for being a perv or was that the other guy?

00:13:25.000 No, it was a different dude.

00:13:27.000 Different son of an animal house guy.

00:13:29.000 It's just my mom.

00:13:35.000 My grandfather died.

00:13:37.000 You're gonna like it.

00:13:39.000 It happens for a reason.

00:13:46.000 Come on, darling. 0.50

00:13:47.000 I got you right there.

00:13:55.000 I got you right there.

00:13:57.000 It has a gunner seat?

00:14:00.000 It's John Landis' son.

00:14:05.000 Yep.

00:14:06.000 Ghosts.

00:14:07.000 So I got bored mid-trailer and started doing research.

00:14:09.000 So that's lame.

00:14:11.000 That's off the books.

00:14:12.000 Although might be good for the kids.

00:14:14.000 Also in the news, cocaine Christmas at Walmart.

00:14:18.000 Whoever did this deserves the Nobel Party Prize in hilarity.

00:14:24.000 Walmart apologized for selling Christmas sweaters of Santa appearing to do drugs.

00:14:28.000 Let it snow.

00:14:29.000 Wow.

00:14:31.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:14:33.000 Someone is just at Walmart going, yeah, that's a shirt.

00:14:35.000 Let's do it.

00:14:36.000 Joom, jump, jump, jump.

00:14:37.000 Busy on an assembly line of approval.

00:14:39.000 And they didn't stop and go, wait a minute, are those lines?

00:14:43.000 That's what you get when you promote a greeter to quality control.

00:14:46.000 Yeah.

00:14:47.000 And a nerd.

00:14:48.000 God, I want that shirt so bad.

00:14:50.000 And a toad.

00:14:51.000 And a toad.

00:14:53.000 What if I was to tell you that there is a Santa Claus doing Coke shirt?

00:14:58.000 And you're like, well, I would say, Didesh, that's so crazy. 1.00

00:15:01.000 We don't have elves doing cocaine at Christmas.

00:15:03.000 And now I'm turning into Bill Schultz.

00:15:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:06.000 A little different.

00:15:09.000 We're plowing through the news.

00:15:11.000 Also in the news.

00:15:14.000 Now, this is when we're not allowed to say the N-word as white people, but this would be a context where I think it's funny. 1.00

00:15:22.000 And I could say, a lot of niggas ripped me off. 1.00

00:15:25.000 And I would argue that using the N-word in that context is actually a parody of myself in my whiteness.

00:15:33.000 I'm using black thug ebonics, and I'm clearly not genuinely pissed about this stuff I'm about to tell you. 0.97

00:15:40.000 So I'm kind of mocking, I'm trying to play down my rage so you know that I'm not genuinely mad.

00:15:46.000 This is just silly.

00:15:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:48.000 It's sort of like this came up in court with Max and John, but I was talking about Asians and I called them rice balls. 0.99

00:15:53.000 And they said, are you aware that he calls Asians rice balls?

00:15:57.000 And the guy said, I don't know what the context is.

00:16:01.000 Like, this is in court.

00:16:02.000 And the only reason he brought it up is because there was Asians on the jury that he wanted to turn against me.

00:16:10.000 It had nothing at all to do with Max and John's case.

00:16:14.000 And the reason I used the term rice balls is I was talking about picking up Asian girls. 1.00

00:16:19.000 And you don't want to say, so guys, this is how to pick up Asians. 0.97

00:16:23.000 I was talking about how to pick up tons of different races, but this particular time was Asian.

00:16:26.000 So I played it down by using a ridiculous, silly term like rice balls to add some levity and humor to these tips so they didn't come across as genuine, serious sex tips.

00:16:40.000 You know what I mean?

00:16:41.000 Like that guy Magic who has that furry hat and he does tricks and stuff to pick up girls and talks about negging and all that.

00:16:48.000 That's someone who's dead serious about picking up chicks. 1.00

00:16:52.000 Anyway, you remember on the invention show, I timecoded it, Ryan.

00:16:57.000 Right?

00:16:59.000 Yes, 5105.

00:17:01.000 So why not just go to 5105?

00:17:03.000 I was looking for the Rogan email.

00:17:05.000 For the what?

00:17:06.000 hate the scent separately thing.

00:17:09.000 Okay so turn up And that one has not been invented.

00:17:15.000 That's correct.

00:17:16.000 That's mine.

00:17:17.000 All right, so that's essentially number one, but we'll go with the original numbering system.

00:17:20.000 Number three, fight consent app.

00:17:24.000 Now, this was a month ago I did this.

00:17:27.000 Possibly in history, when two young people want to get together, they dig up their phones and it says, we will be screwing now.

00:17:35.000 And I guess you click up various boxes.

00:17:38.000 Like, what about, is there an anal box or an oral? 0.52

00:17:40.000 Should we do 69s?

00:17:42.000 I'm not checking the 69 box.

00:17:42.000 No.

00:17:45.000 And then you sign it or click on it, whatever.

00:17:48.000 Okay, fine.

00:17:49.000 I'm not horny anymore, but fine.

00:17:52.000 But what about the same thing for fights?

00:17:54.000 Two guys don't like each other.

00:17:56.000 They want to take it outside.

00:17:57.000 They don't want to get arrested.

00:17:58.000 They don't want to go to jail.

00:17:59.000 They don't want to get sued.

00:18:00.000 You look at Max and John in prison right now for four years for fighting Antifa.

00:18:04.000 You mention those guys a lot.

00:18:06.000 Both sides wanted to do that.

00:18:09.000 And now one side, even though the Antifa side said, fuck off, pig, one side is in prison for four years.

00:18:14.000 They wouldn't have had as easy of a case if there was an app that Antifa had signed saying, yes, let's do this.

00:18:21.000 The models from the Rockers and Brighton.

00:18:23.000 Great idea.

00:18:23.000 Fight consent app.

00:18:25.000 Month ago.

00:18:26.000 Joe Rogan, a few days ago, comes up with this idea.

00:18:31.000 Kind of fucked up.

00:18:32.000 Imagine if it got extra money for us beating the fuck out of each other. 0.91

00:18:36.000 Like, what if someone made like a Twitter or a Tinder for just people to meet and beat the fuck out of each other legally?

00:18:42.000 Yeah.

00:18:42.000 Like, what if that'll happen?

00:18:44.000 Oh, wow.

00:18:45.000 It's coming out right now.

00:18:45.000 Maybe I just invented it.

00:18:47.000 You have a Tinder where people could just meet up somewhere, just beat each other's asses.

00:18:51.000 And it turns out that's more profitable because more people want to watch you beat the fuck out of each other than even All right.

00:18:58.000 So that's Joe Rogan, I assume accidentally stealing my idea.

00:19:02.000 I'm not sure if this one is accidentally.

00:19:04.000 So if you recall, one of the many pilots I had that was thrown in the garbage and not picked up was America on Zero Dollars a Day.

00:19:13.000 I did that for the travel network.

00:19:14.000 It made it to the very end, and then someone made a phone call and it was flushed down the toilet.

00:19:18.000 Do you have the pilot for that?

00:19:19.000 She probably should probably go to the one that I did first. 0.62

00:19:23.000 That would make sense.

00:19:24.000 So that would be 1.5.

00:19:28.000 My YouTube's still Up December 20th.

00:19:31.000 I mean, I don't know for how long.

00:19:32.000 Let's check now.

00:19:34.000 But now you're probably only going to find me on BitChute. 1.00

00:19:37.000 What if you lost everything?

00:19:38.000 What if you were sent out into the world with no money, no credit cards, and no way to contact anyone?

00:19:43.000 Would you survive?

00:19:44.000 Let's find out.

00:19:46.000 My name is Gavin McInnes.

00:19:48.000 So, this is 2009.

00:19:49.000 I did a pilot where I would hitchhike to a town with no money, and then I would wash dishes or do odd jobs and make enough, maybe get a place to sleep.

00:19:58.000 That was in Abbeville, South Carolina, one of the best places I've ever been to in my life.

00:20:02.000 I feel like I should take the family there.

00:20:03.000 Awesome little town in the south.

00:20:08.000 And yeah, that's all there is for the premise.

00:20:10.000 And then when I go to the next town, I have to start again.

00:20:15.000 So at the end of every episode, I have to give away my money to a charity or to someone, something like that.

00:20:20.000 Pretty simple premise, right?

00:20:23.000 Then Vice comes out.

00:20:24.000 My old alma mater comes out with a great idea for a show.

00:20:31.000 Attempted to live in New York City without spending any money.

00:20:33.000 If it meant only surviving on life hacks like dumpster diving, breaking out locked bikes and asking...

00:20:41.000 Breaking out locked bikes?

00:20:42.000 You mean stealing a bike and asking restaurants to wash dishes for...

00:20:48.000 I asked a restaurant if I could wash dishes for free meals.

00:20:52.000 What's the longest you think you could live on?

00:20:54.000 Zero dollars.

00:20:55.000 The fact that they called it zero dollars, here's my prediction.

00:20:58.000 I'm just guessing.

00:20:59.000 I think this is a woman.

00:21:00.000 I think it was an affirmative action hire.

00:21:02.000 I think she thought, I don't have any ideas.

00:21:04.000 And they go, we really need some ideas.

00:21:06.000 We did hire you.

00:21:07.000 I know we only hired you because you're a chick, but we need something.

00:21:10.000 And she thought, I don't got nothing.

00:21:12.000 I know.

00:21:12.000 I'll go through Gavin.

00:21:14.000 He started this company and I'll find something he did.

00:21:17.000 It's probably a good idea if he's the guy who started the whole company.

00:21:22.000 And they're encouraging you to steal bikes as opposed to give your money away to charity before you go to the next town.

00:21:27.000 Yeah, I never stole in my pilot.

00:21:30.000 I mean, yeah, it's pretty easy to survive on $0 a day if you mug people.

00:21:35.000 Okay, last piece of news I want to get to before we talk about the freaks that I meet on the street is Owen Schroyer.

00:21:42.000 Didn't cover this yesterday.

00:21:43.000 This is 1-8.

00:21:47.000 Owen Schroyer, when I first met him, I would go, I'd appear on InfoWars, or I'd go down to Austin.

00:21:54.000 And I always thought of him, no offense, Owen, as a little kid.

00:21:57.000 Cute guy.

00:21:57.000 He was the guy with the beard who would do Man on the Street stuff.

00:22:01.000 And he was good at his job and just one of the many employees at InfoWars.

00:22:04.000 And I would do his show, I'm not going to say as a charity, but it's like, I'm here.

00:22:08.000 I might as well do the war room with Owen.

00:22:11.000 Things have changed now.

00:22:12.000 He's a fucking badass.

00:22:14.000 I wouldn't even say he's robbing to Alex Jones' Batman.

00:22:18.000 I'd say they're almost like co-stars.

00:22:22.000 Or at least Owen has his audience and Alex has his audience.

00:22:26.000 He's got his own thing.

00:22:26.000 Owen can go solo.

00:22:27.000 I'm not encouraging Owen to quit his job, but he's cool.

00:22:33.000 And he gets laid and stuff.

00:22:34.000 You got to understand, he's still in Texas.

00:22:37.000 So stop playing it, Ryan.

00:22:39.000 So he's still pop.

00:22:41.000 It's still popular if you're right wing down there, right wing.

00:22:45.000 Austin is not as bad as Berkeley.

00:22:46.000 Anyway, he went to the impeachment trial the other day.

00:22:49.000 This is probably now two days old.

00:22:51.000 And he just started screaming at them that it's bullshit.

00:22:53.000 And it is bullshit.

00:22:54.000 There's an impeachment backlash going on right now because they realize they fucked up.

00:22:58.000 The DNC just lost its base.

00:23:00.000 And the media lost all credibility by blanking out when it was the Republicans proving that this whole thing was a hoax.

00:23:08.000 They only showed the DNC side.

00:23:11.000 They only showed the anti-Trump side.

00:23:13.000 They didn't televise our side of things.

00:23:16.000 And I saw this at Roger Stone.

00:23:17.000 I saw all those HuffPo BuzzFeed cat blog journalists with their tattoos and their fucking paunches, fat ugly chicks, writing like crazy when it was criticizing Stone and then when it was a defense. 1.00

00:23:30.000 Just like Zenoa Kinsman at John's trial.

00:23:32.000 Every time the black wife was near the Nazi, the cameras would point down. 1.00

00:23:36.000 Anyway, Owens had enough and he did this the other day.

00:23:40.000 We should have got him on the show.

00:23:42.000 One of the few guests I'd want to have.

00:23:44.000 Let's get him tomorrow.

00:23:44.000 The majority and the minority of this committee.

00:23:47.000 The Senate Red Boyer, committee chiefs, and it is Andre.

00:23:49.000 You can keep me out.

00:23:51.000 But if he's the one who's winning lots, you are the one who's winning chiefs.

00:23:56.000 Very articulate.

00:24:00.000 Order in the room.

00:24:01.000 Order in the room.

00:24:04.000 Order in the committee room.

00:24:19.000 That was perfect.

00:24:20.000 Did you hear how articulate he was?

00:24:22.000 He's like Joel Austin.

00:24:25.000 Like, not one stutter.

00:24:28.000 And really articulate points.

00:24:30.000 Trump didn't commit the crime.

00:24:31.000 We know who did.

00:24:32.000 You did, Jerry Nadler.

00:24:33.000 He's on trial because you don't like him.

00:24:35.000 Those were all very salient points.

00:24:38.000 I don't know.

00:24:39.000 I think he might have better adrenaline control than I would.

00:24:40.000 I think I would have just been like, this is bullshit.

00:24:42.000 Fuck you.

00:24:43.000 This is all a lie.

00:24:44.000 This is you not doing the stuff that is real.

00:24:48.000 This is all bullshit.

00:24:50.000 Get your hands off me. 1.00

00:24:51.000 Remember that woman who's protesting and they're grabbing her and she's like, we will not stand for this.

00:24:57.000 We will not.

00:24:57.000 And then they grab her and she goes, can I take my purse?

00:25:00.000 Yes.

00:25:03.000 She chanted, can I take my purse?

00:25:05.000 Anyway, let's get to it.

00:25:07.000 Let's get down to the 10 types of freaks that I bump into. 0.95

00:25:12.000 Let's get down to the 10 types of freaks that I'm going to be able to do.

00:25:22.000 The people that you meet in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood, in your neighborhood.

00:25:30.000 I have two neighborhoods.

00:25:32.000 I have the suburbs and then I have Manhattan where I work every day.

00:25:37.000 I want to break down the 10 people that I bump into.

00:25:40.000 As a well-known Trump-supporting pundit in a very liberal city, I come across a lot of Trump derangement syndrome, a lot of freaks.

00:25:49.000 And so does everyone like me.

00:25:50.000 Tucker Carlson, Roger Stone, and Coulter gets it bad.

00:25:54.000 The less sort of confrontational they seem, the more bullshit they have to deal with.

00:25:57.000 They're happy to antagonize Ann. 0.89

00:25:59.000 They're more reluctant To come up to me because they know I'm going to fight them.

00:26:03.000 But before I get into this list, I want to give a disclaimer and point out that what I go through cannot hold a candle to the likes of Tommy Robinson, to the likes of Max Hare doing four years in prison, maximum security, to the likes of John Kinsman.

00:26:20.000 Those guys are truly suffering.

00:26:22.000 And it's because De Blasio and Cuomo, in the case of Max and John, want to push this narrative of Nazis lurking behind every corner.

00:26:31.000 And they make lies.

00:26:32.000 They tell lies about hate speech and hate groups.

00:26:34.000 And I'm suing the SPLC for those lies.

00:26:38.000 But I haven't suffered to the tune of going to prison.

00:26:41.000 Roger Stone's another great example.

00:26:42.000 That is a bona fide target where he's looking at life in prison.

00:26:47.000 I just have to deal with a bunch of knobs.

00:26:50.000 And even within that complaint, I get stopped every single time I go out, maybe two, two times on average.

00:26:58.000 And it's usually goes exactly the same.

00:27:00.000 They stare at me for a little bit.

00:27:01.000 Then they come over and they go, are you really him?

00:27:03.000 And then they say, oh, I'm a big fan.

00:27:05.000 Can I take a picture?

00:27:06.000 Then they take a picture and they go, keep doing what you're doing.

00:27:08.000 Verbatim.

00:27:09.000 And I don't mind it, especially when I'm with my kids, because I know my kids hear terrible shit about me.

00:27:13.000 But when they hear that, they go, I don't know.

00:27:15.000 Every time I go out with him, people want to take pictures and shit.

00:27:18.000 So I'm talking about 4% of my confrontations.

00:27:22.000 And these happen about once a month, I guess.

00:27:26.000 You do the math.

00:27:27.000 But these are the assholes I have to deal with.

00:27:30.000 I'm not complaining.

00:27:31.000 I just think it's interesting.

00:27:32.000 I've put them in order of annoyance, of danger to the family, etc.

00:27:39.000 Of evilness and effectiveness.

00:27:42.000 So without further to-do, I can't even remember what the real one is.

00:27:48.000 I've been saying that wrong for so long.

00:27:49.000 I'd like to present to you the people that you meet in your neighborhood.

00:27:55.000 All right, number one.

00:27:56.000 These are the most ineffectual ones, the silent pussies. 1.00

00:28:00.000 I get these actually a lot more maybe than I indicated before we started this.

00:28:04.000 Like the big ones that yell, you remember those?

00:28:07.000 These I see all the time, but I can never tell if I'm being paranoid or not.

00:28:11.000 And what the silent pussies do is they sort of look at you and they go, they'll do a tongue thing like this. 0.99

00:28:18.000 And it's usually an older hipster guy with a skateboard who's way too old to have a skateboard.

00:28:22.000 And he's got some sort of supreme hat or something and he's totally mega-dope.

00:28:26.000 And he just sort of looks at you like, I'm not giving you an inch.

00:28:31.000 And you go, I don't give a fuck about passive aggressive shit.

00:28:34.000 I don't care about what people say about me behind my back.

00:28:37.000 It's none of my business.

00:28:38.000 So if someone doesn't have the balls to say, you're a jerk, I hate how you feel about trans or immigration or something.

00:28:43.000 And I'm not going to have a retort.

00:28:45.000 I'm not going to like go fishing and go, what was that tongue thing?

00:28:48.000 What was that about?

00:28:50.000 I don't give a shit.

00:28:51.000 So they'll look and glare and you'll feel them looking and they always look away.

00:28:55.000 Or sometimes they have the balls to stare and keep staring.

00:29:00.000 Ooh.

00:29:01.000 And you know they told their friends.

00:29:03.000 They go, I just fucking stared them down.

00:29:05.000 So that's the top of the ineffectual list.

00:29:09.000 And maybe they're mad at me because I created hipsters and they are living in my creation. 0.98

00:29:15.000 And I've since flushed it down the toilet and said, you're gay. 1.00

00:29:20.000 Number two, the contrarian.

00:29:23.000 Now, this guy sits next to you at the bar and he's sane and he's open-minded and he wants to sort of show you that he's got a few ideas up his sleeve.

00:29:33.000 He's always a retard. 1.00

00:29:34.000 Inevitably, the left are uninformed.

00:29:36.000 They're mentally obese.

00:29:38.000 I don't think I've ever been in a discussion or a debate with one of these clowns where he made me go, holy shit.

00:29:47.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:29:48.000 That used to happen, like back when liberals were saying, but post-2016, liberals have nothing to say.

00:29:54.000 For example, one of these types, and obviously it wasn't this guy, one of these types sat down next to me in a barn and he knew who I was, blah, blah, blah.

00:30:01.000 And he goes, you know, I thought that you were one of these guys who was open to the left and the right.

00:30:08.000 I obviously am.

00:30:09.000 And I thought that you were interested in a real discussion, but what you do is just political theater.

00:30:16.000 Ooh, you learned a catchphrase.

00:30:18.000 I love when Tucker puts montages on a show of the DNC talking point and how everyone repeats it as a catchphrase for the next two days.

00:30:27.000 So political theater was that day's catchphrase.

00:30:30.000 And I said, look, we talked about some other stuff, and I said, it's clear here that Antifa, and this goes back to Max and John being in prison, Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:30:41.000 They show up and they commit violence on behalf of the DNC.

00:30:45.000 The DNC has been very clear that they want this.

00:30:48.000 Tim Kaine says we have to fight them in the streets.

00:30:50.000 His son is in Antifa.

00:30:52.000 What's her name?

00:30:53.000 The old bag, the black woman. 1.00

00:30:55.000 We need to, we can't let them have peace.

00:30:59.000 Maxime Waters, when you see them, when you see Gavin going to get a sub, at Subway, getting an Italian BMT on six-inch Italian bread, and getting Provolone cheese, having it toasted, and then getting tomatoes and lettuce and pickles and jalapenos and banana peppers and onions and then brown mustard and mayonnaise, small vinegar and pepper.

00:31:22.000 He doesn't eat salt because it's already salty enough with all the meats.

00:31:25.000 You get in his face and you say, fuck you.

00:31:29.000 They listen to that advice.

00:31:30.000 Anyway, this guy, so I said that about the paramilitary wing, and I go, they go then they commit violence.

00:31:36.000 They attack Trump supporters.

00:31:37.000 How is that democracy?

00:31:39.000 And he goes, well, Trump has the same thing.

00:31:42.000 I've told you this before, I know, but it's got to be in this compendium.

00:31:46.000 And I go, Trump has a gang of people who beat the shit out of other people just because they don't like Trump.

00:31:54.000 Now, I was hoping he'd say proud boys and I could get into defending that.

00:31:57.000 And he goes, yeah, they do.

00:31:58.000 I go, who?

00:31:58.000 He says, the KKK.

00:32:02.000 KKK.

00:32:03.000 Go to rallies and beat up people who don't support Trump.

00:32:07.000 That's what's going on with these contrarians.

00:32:10.000 So I've only got this at number two, but as someone who values his time, they're actually kind of worse.

00:32:16.000 I'd rather be told to fuck off.

00:32:18.000 That only takes two seconds.

00:32:19.000 This guy will swallow up like two beers of your time talking his horseshit.

00:32:26.000 All right.

00:32:26.000 Number three, the blipster.

00:32:29.000 Now, 99% of the time, blacks don't care about this shit. 1.00

00:32:34.000 Like, you know, the same with Hispanics. 1.00

00:32:36.000 You know, the term Latinx?

00:32:37.000 You know how many Hispanics support the term Latinx and are offended by not using the term?

00:32:43.000 2%.

00:32:45.000 I would argue that 70% of Hispanics have never even heard the term Latinx.

00:32:49.000 Latinx, in case you haven't heard it, is what you call someone because the male and female sization of Spanish is offensive to people who are genderless. 0.84

00:32:59.000 So you say Latinx and now it's not he, him on every noun.

00:33:03.000 But that's a Latin thing.

00:33:04.000 You see it in French too.

00:33:07.000 So I don't understand how it's offensive.

00:33:10.000 No person who speaks Spanish or French is offended when you say le fleur instead of la fleur.

00:33:16.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:33:16.000 What?

00:33:18.000 I've noticed too, when we go to bars and if they're wearing NAG hats or something, if you go to like an ethnic bar, actually that's a bad example because in Harlem we got kicked out of a bar for wearing NAG hats.

00:33:27.000 But usually if you, like if Milo was to go to a bar and he got chased out, if he went to a black bar, most people would know who the hell he was and he'd be totally comfortable there. 0.68

00:33:35.000 So it's very rare that blacks know who people like I am because they don't read the Huffington Post and BuzzFeed.

00:33:43.000 But occasionally one who's fucking white girls does and he's embroiled in that stupid scene. 0.57

00:33:49.000 So that guy will see, one of the guys saw me and he's like, oh, it's Gavin McInnes.

00:33:54.000 And then I go, I can tell that it's not high five.

00:33:57.000 And he goes, you're a fucking Nazi, man.

00:34:00.000 That's that Nazi dude. 0.78

00:34:02.000 You're a Nazi.

00:34:03.000 Now, this is very low on the totem pole as far as annoyance goes, because with him, that tone, it's WWE.

00:34:12.000 It's like he saw the Undertaker.

00:34:14.000 He's like, Undertaker, you're a piece of shit, man.

00:34:16.000 Hulk Hogan's going to kick your ass.

00:34:18.000 He fucked you up.

00:34:19.000 You ain't nothing, Undertaker.

00:34:21.000 Just a game to them.

00:34:22.000 It's not like he read one of my articles in Tacky Mag and was genuinely offended by my points.

00:34:28.000 Number four, the second thought.

00:34:33.000 Oh yeah, there was this guy who said, yeah, I worked with Gavin McInnis on a movie and I was going to kill him, but I didn't bother.

00:34:44.000 This isn't the guy I'm talking about.

00:34:45.000 We'll get to him in a second.

00:34:48.000 And I remembered the guy and I went, wait a minute, I hung out with you.

00:34:50.000 We wanted you for a part in the film, but you sucked.

00:34:53.000 But we liked you as a dude, so we kept you on and gave you some dumb bit part just so we could hang out. 0.99

00:34:58.000 And now you're changing that to like, oh, he's an undercover revolutionary ready to kill.

00:35:03.000 So they rewrite history, these second thought guys.

00:35:06.000 But this guy is my favorite second thought guy.

00:35:08.000 This was in Koreatown.

00:35:09.000 Now, Koreatown is bad news for people like me because it's where white people go to feel diverse. 0.66

00:35:14.000 You'll notice when liberals talk about diversity, they mean diversity of people serving me.

00:35:19.000 Every time they talk about diversity, they mention restaurants because they'll say, oh, I went to a Somalian restaurant and a guy in a weird little yellow hat served me.

00:35:26.000 Then a fat Mexican served me the next night. 1.00

00:35:28.000 And then the next night, I had some French man serving me.

00:35:31.000 It's amazing.

00:35:31.000 Diversity.

00:35:32.000 So many different meals you can have.

00:35:34.000 So many different servants.

00:35:35.000 Anyway, these guys love Koreatown.

00:35:37.000 They love going to their little spot with their bok choy and they're the only white guy there. 0.94

00:35:41.000 They love being the only white guy there.

00:35:43.000 When I was in Taiwan, I would nod at other white people and they would see me and they sometimes wouldn't nod back because they were bummed that I was diluting their novelty.

00:35:53.000 Anyway, this guy sees me and he's with his kids.

00:35:55.000 He looks exactly like this guy.

00:35:57.000 They often do.

00:35:59.000 And this is Peter, I believe, a character from Portland.

00:36:01.000 Yeah, Pete and Nance.

00:36:03.000 And Pete is the bane of my existence.

00:36:06.000 But he's not number 10.

00:36:08.000 Number 10 is my real issue.

00:36:09.000 We'll get to that.

00:36:10.000 Anyway, he sees me in Korea Town.

00:36:12.000 He's with his kids.

00:36:13.000 He pulls his kids and I just sort of walk by.

00:36:14.000 Oh, Jesus, here we go.

00:36:16.000 And then, honestly, like almost a New York City block away, I hear, you can't just show up and come.

00:36:28.000 Like, that is as ineffectual as this guy.

00:36:32.000 He finally gets the courage when I'm out of earshot and yells a bunch of stuff I can not understand.

00:36:40.000 That's not confrontational.

00:36:42.000 That's none of my business, really.

00:36:44.000 That's why I don't care.

00:36:46.000 Did I already mention this about passive aggressive?

00:36:48.000 I don't care if you're thinking bad thoughts or saying behind my back.

00:36:52.000 They have the Greeks who have the eye. 1.00

00:36:54.000 Turks do it too.

00:36:55.000 They have this lucky eye.

00:36:57.000 And you wear it as an amulet, you put it on your car, and it means that people can't talk about you behind your back.

00:37:02.000 Who gives a fuck?

00:37:03.000 Your whole culture is based on someone talking about you behind your back.

00:37:07.000 It's none of your business.

00:37:08.000 If someone's sitting there going, I don't like that guy.

00:37:11.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:37:12.000 If you have a problem, you come over and you go, you know, you talk about, you say you have a problem with immigration.

00:37:16.000 You wouldn't be here without immigration. 1.00

00:37:16.000 You're an immigrant. 1.00

00:37:17.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:37:18.000 That's like a valid beef.

00:37:19.000 We can discuss it.

00:37:20.000 But all this like, you gotta just fuck at the time. 0.88

00:37:26.000 What?

00:37:27.000 Fuck off.

00:37:32.000 Number five, the mortified conservative.

00:37:35.000 Now, these guys, Guy Benson is a good example.

00:37:38.000 And this could, I'm sure he doesn't even remember this, but we were backstage at Fox News.

00:37:42.000 And I was talking my usual like cack jokes.

00:37:45.000 And yeah, she comes in and there's tits. 1.00

00:37:47.000 So we're smoking.

00:37:47.000 We're smoking.

00:37:48.000 I was actually smoking crack because this homeless man said, you want to try crack?

00:37:51.000 And I said, sure.

00:37:52.000 I was trying crack for the first time, the last time, actually.

00:37:54.000 And I could see Guy was just mortified.

00:37:57.000 I find homosexual conservatives are some of the biggest prudes in the conservative movement. 1.00

00:38:02.000 And they don't like guys like me who aren't really conservative.

00:38:08.000 I have way more disgusting homo friends than he does. 1.00

00:38:11.000 I've done more drugs, got up to more trouble, more hedonism, all that stuff.

00:38:14.000 And they don't like that.

00:38:16.000 They want to be wasps.

00:38:18.000 Trump is guilty of this too.

00:38:19.000 And a lot of sort of rich secular Jews who live in wasp neighborhoods like Palm Springs, they want to be wasps. 1.00

00:38:25.000 And they want everyone to be Puritans and clean and proper and not rate women and not make fart jokes.

00:38:31.000 But I've noticed that there's a real section of the right that doesn't like guys like me because we're too dangerous.

00:38:37.000 And we're giving the right a bad name.

00:38:39.000 And they are sort of saboteurs.

00:38:41.000 Like you'll find out that you're not invited to something.

00:38:44.000 Or I think these people, not guys specifically, but this group are the ones who got me kicked off of Fox News and slowly ostracized or like disinvited to events.

00:38:55.000 So I know it doesn't sound very harmful that they're just a bunch of immortified Pussies, but they do get you disinvited from things and they do help get you banned. 1.00

00:39:07.000 Number six, the alt-right.

00:39:11.000 Jason Kessler is a good example of these kind of guys.

00:39:14.000 These kind of guys are always the same.

00:39:16.000 And they approach you and they say, I love what you're doing with statues in Jason's case, right?

00:39:21.000 You don't want statues taken down.

00:39:22.000 I'm not alt-right, Jason told me, right?

00:39:25.000 Then he talks about Charlottesville.

00:39:27.000 It's just going to be about statues.

00:39:27.000 I should come.

00:39:28.000 You know, no Nazi stuff.

00:39:30.000 I'm not alt-right, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:32.000 All a lie, right, to get you in.

00:39:34.000 And then you notice with these guys, over time, they'll get drunk and they'll start throwing the N-word around or they'll start talking about this bitch as a Jew. 0.68

00:39:42.000 Of course, it's a Greenberg or something like that.

00:39:44.000 And you go, oh, okay, so you're relying.

00:39:46.000 All right.

00:39:47.000 Well, you're not my cup of tea.

00:39:48.000 Bye-bye.

00:39:49.000 Then they start going crazy and they start saying, I have all the emails you sent me.

00:39:53.000 I'm going to release them to the public, motherfucker.

00:39:56.000 And you read the email.

00:39:57.000 I haven't written an email in about 15 years that I didn't assume was going to be public knowledge.

00:40:03.000 It always is.

00:40:04.000 Which, by the way, is a very funny thing about Roger Stone's trial because they keep showing these emails and texts he had in the courtroom.

00:40:11.000 Like he wasn't totally aware that that's how it works with phones.

00:40:14.000 Sometimes I'll be texting Roger Stone and we'll talk to the feds because we know they're reading it.

00:40:19.000 So we'll just say, don't you guys think it's curious that blah, blah, blah.

00:40:24.000 Anyway, these dudes are really bad news.

00:40:27.000 That's why they're all the way down to number six because they start stalking you.

00:40:31.000 And I think if anyone's going to kill me, it's going to be one of these disgruntled alt-right dudes that gets mad that I didn't join his group.

00:40:37.000 I didn't use my incredible charm to make them more palatable.

00:40:43.000 And they all seem to be mentally ill. 0.78

00:40:45.000 You'll notice as we go down this scale, starting now, really, because Guy Benson is perfectly sane.

00:40:50.000 Starting from six down, you're going to see mental illness play a larger and larger factor in these categories.

00:40:57.000 Which brings us to Antifa, number seven.

00:41:03.000 I was kind of reluctant to put them on this list because this is kind of what we signed up for.

00:41:09.000 We hate Antifa.

00:41:11.000 We see them as fascists.

00:41:13.000 We see them as against free speech.

00:41:16.000 I see them as brainwashed plebs that work for the DNC and don't get paid for it. 1.00

00:41:21.000 I'm not saying they get a check from Soros.

00:41:22.000 The checks all go above their head.

00:41:24.000 They're just, in New York's case, rich kids who want some grit, or in Oakland's case, lost souls, lost boys of Oakland who get taken in by the Yvette Falarca types, and they eventually feel beholden to their hosts to commit some violence as a thank you for providing them with the family.

00:41:44.000 But I would be remiss if I did not include the way that they fucking attack me.

00:41:49.000 And if I have an event, they trash the event, pepper spray me in the face, which I highly recommend.

00:41:56.000 It is a real wake-up call.

00:41:58.000 It's funny, too, because when you're pepper sprayed, you're not sure.

00:42:02.000 As Gavin McKinsey arrives, crowd breaks into shoving and punches.

00:42:04.000 Yes, that was accurate.

00:42:07.000 When you get sprayed with pepper spray, you're not sure if it's acid or not.

00:42:12.000 You don't know if your face is burnt off and you're going to be on the cover of Time magazine, like man of the year or something, deformed free speech guy. 0.76

00:42:20.000 And then after you wash it like 50 times in the bathroom, you start feeling pepper.

00:42:24.000 You can taste pepper in your mouth and you just go, oh, thank God, this is not in jeopardy.

00:42:31.000 So they pepper spray, they go to your events, they attack everyone.

00:42:34.000 They're completely maniacal.

00:42:36.000 And you'll notice the way they act.

00:42:38.000 They have this fervor that's disturbing.

00:42:41.000 It's beyond like, fuck you.

00:42:43.000 It's like, go home.

00:42:45.000 Like they really have completely lost it.

00:42:49.000 I don't know if it's just someone who's pent up and has all this aggression.

00:42:52.000 Then when they finally get a mask on, they get to let out the aggression.

00:42:56.000 Yeah, that's what it might be.

00:42:58.000 Because I remember seeing it in the pit when I was a punk rocker.

00:43:01.000 We would do this song called Diarrhea that was to the tune of tequila.

00:43:05.000 And it was like, and I'd put the mic out and everyone would yell, diarrhea!

00:43:12.000 Very mature.

00:43:13.000 I was 18.

00:43:14.000 But I noticed the way they would sing diarrhea, like their eyeballs were popping out of their heads.

00:43:17.000 And I'd be holding the mic going, Jesus, chill out.

00:43:21.000 I think that's what's happening with Antifa.

00:43:23.000 They have this sort of bottled up post-adolescence that was never released.

00:43:27.000 And when they finally get a chance to say, fuck you, they mean to just go like, fuck you.

00:43:31.000 But what comes out is, fuck you!

00:43:37.000 They also, of course, have doxxed me, called me 9 million times.

00:43:41.000 They went to Tucker Carlson's house.

00:43:45.000 Tucker Carlson's house was an interesting combination of people because it was group 7 and Tifa and then Group 10, the worst group, which I will get to, of course. 0.55

00:43:55.000 All right, we're nearing the end here.

00:43:57.000 Number eight, these are the most, no, these are the second most colorful ones.

00:44:01.000 Number eight is the bearded Marxist.

00:44:04.000 Now, this guy, that guy with the beard you just showed, they all look like this.

00:44:08.000 They have the same face, same facial hair.

00:44:10.000 They're all pussies. 0.99

00:44:11.000 They're all betas.

00:44:13.000 And this guy actually might also fit with the second thought or even the silent pussy. 0.86

00:44:20.000 This guy, I was doing Man on the Street for my old jobs here TV, and he announced on Twitter that he had just spat on me.

00:44:27.000 He said, Gavin McInnes is on 42nd Street in Broadway doing Man on the Street stuff.

00:44:31.000 I just spat on him.

00:44:32.000 You should too.

00:44:33.000 They always, that's another thing they do with the doxing, and they say, these guys are at this location.

00:44:38.000 What they're really saying is, can you go beat them up?

00:44:39.000 I don't have time or I don't have the energy.

00:44:41.000 I just want to like sick my dogs on them.

00:44:43.000 So he lied and said that he spat on me and then encouraged others to do so.

00:44:47.000 This guy would never have the balls.

00:44:49.000 And what's funny is he looks exactly like a guy who showed up at my gym, had a slightly bigger beard and a Shea Guevara shirt on.

00:44:56.000 And he said, hey, you Gavin McInnes, go fuck yourself.

00:44:58.000 Fuck you.

00:44:59.000 And I told him to go fuck himself.

00:45:02.000 And we went on about our day.

00:45:03.000 And then he tried to apologize and be my bro after.

00:45:05.000 And he had a Malcolm X shirt on that second day.

00:45:07.000 And I said, he was fat.

00:45:08.000 And I said, buy any meals necessary.

00:45:10.000 And again, ignored him.

00:45:12.000 And I'll talk, no action, these guys.

00:45:14.000 And here's another great example of the bearded Marxist.

00:45:17.000 This guy came up to me.

00:45:20.000 I was with my kids.

00:45:21.000 I brought my kid.

00:45:22.000 He was maybe nine at the time, nine or ten.

00:45:26.000 And I brought his team to see the Cyclones at City Field, which is like a farm team for the Mets.

00:45:32.000 I don't know why a Yankees fan was there.

00:45:34.000 And so this guy is a Jewish guy.

00:45:36.000 See if you can find his name.

00:45:38.000 Or do you have to go searching the internet to do that?

00:45:40.000 He's a Jewish guy who writes about shit like, you know what it's like being Jewish and black? 0.99

00:45:45.000 It's really harsh because there's a lot of latent racism.

00:45:48.000 There he is.

00:45:48.000 Radical leftist screams at Gavin McInnes at a baseball game.

00:45:52.000 He wrote this article, like he wrote schwartz on his forehead and talks about what it's like being black and Jewish and how Orthodox Jews can be really racist.

00:46:00.000 I don't believe him.

00:46:01.000 Go back.

00:46:02.000 You don't have to find the article.

00:46:03.000 I don't believe him.

00:46:05.000 I think this guy is 100% normal Jewish and has noticed that he has a very curly fro and he tans easy and his nose could maybe pass.

00:46:16.000 So he thought, my mom's going out with a stepdad.

00:46:18.000 I can sort of obfuscate that the way Sean King did.

00:46:21.000 I'm black.

00:46:22.000 Yeah, that's really hard.

00:46:24.000 So, in other words, the guy's a total fraud.

00:46:26.000 By the way, these guys, they're all the same.

00:46:28.000 They're Marxists.

00:46:29.000 They always have like a GoFundMe or a Patreon where they're literally begging for money.

00:46:33.000 They don't say like Ryan does, or tune into my thing and I'll sing a song or do some shit.

00:46:38.000 No, it's always like my car is fucked.

00:46:40.000 I got fired.

00:46:41.000 I didn't think my employment was going to run out as soon as it did.

00:46:44.000 Please, every little bit helps.

00:46:48.000 Anyway, this guy, sorry, he saw me and I saw him freaking out and I thought, that's not good.

00:46:52.000 If they don't come up for a picture within the first 10 seconds, it's trouble.

00:46:56.000 And I thought, but I am with a bunch of kids, right?

00:46:59.000 And a couple dads.

00:47:00.000 Cyclones is like a little kid baseball game.

00:47:03.000 In fact, the team wears Paw Patrol jerseys.

00:47:06.000 So it's really the MLB trying to get six and seven-year-olds, eight-year-olds into baseball.

00:47:13.000 But it's still great baseball.

00:47:14.000 And you can rent a box for like 800 bucks, divide that up by a bunch of people, and it's pretty cheap.

00:47:21.000 Anyway, so he finally gets through security, gets around, goes up the stairs, the concrete stairs.

00:47:27.000 I am an entire security check away from getting to him.

00:47:31.000 It might as well be at the airport, right?

00:47:32.000 If I pushed through there, it would be a terrorist attack.

00:47:35.000 So once he's safe, once he's behind the cement and he's a floor up, he goes, hey, Gavin, fuck you.

00:47:41.000 Fuck you, you fucking Nazi. 0.97

00:47:43.000 Fuck you.

00:47:44.000 Now, it was so absurd.

00:47:46.000 And because he was laughing, people just thought it was a joke.

00:47:49.000 So I just went, all right, I gotcha.

00:47:51.000 Yeah, great point.

00:47:52.000 Couldn't find him later, of course.

00:47:54.000 And it was a wash.

00:47:56.000 But this is the amazing thing about these people because he probably later said, I fucking showed him, man, kicked ass after I went through security and went up a set of stairs and got behind a cement thing.

00:48:06.000 Just like the guy who said he spat on me.

00:48:09.000 But you always have to be ready for these guys to fight.

00:48:12.000 And one thing that no one ever mentions about Proud Boys is they follow Ann Coulter to events, to her car, to dinner, and make sure she's safe.

00:48:21.000 They've probably saved her life or at least saved some serious injuries that were happening to her, going to happen to her from Antifa.

00:48:30.000 Totally forgotten, never in the media.

00:48:31.000 No, we just have shows like Ray Donovan portraying it as a me at a podium talking about the blacks and the Mexicans to a room of gay Mexicans usually. 0.55

00:48:42.000 All right, now we're getting into the juice.

00:48:44.000 We're down to number nine.

00:48:46.000 These ones are the doozies.

00:48:48.000 Number nine, Trump Derangement Syndrome, the mental patients.

00:48:53.000 This is a woman who I'm told was abandoned by both sides of her family, her mother and her father, and she sells nudes online. 1.00

00:49:02.000 Would you like to see my tits? 1.00

00:49:03.000 Give me five bucks.

00:49:05.000 That's what these Marxists want to do.

00:49:06.000 Smash capitalism.

00:49:07.000 Oh, you have a better plan?

00:49:09.000 Yeah, I'll just sell pictures of my cooch. 0.93

00:49:11.000 I think Milo contacted her father and said, you know, your daughter's selling nude pictures, right?

00:49:16.000 How do you feel about that?

00:49:18.000 So her identity is now this incident.

00:49:21.000 She's called Splash the Fash on Twitter. 1.00

00:49:23.000 And what she did was she was at, Milo and I were at Roger Stone's trial and we went and got lunch.

00:49:28.000 Look at my bulging neck.

00:49:30.000 That's not a good look.

00:49:31.000 Anyway, I'm eating lunch tables away.

00:49:33.000 She has to like hide our names, right?

00:49:36.000 What do I do?

00:49:36.000 I'm not fucking kidding.

00:49:38.000 And she later said she was shaking with rage.

00:49:40.000 Oh, look, there's Ryan.

00:49:42.000 Just barely in there.

00:49:45.000 And after maybe 40 minutes, she summoned the courage.

00:49:47.000 And these are the ones you always have to be aware of.

00:49:49.000 I'm not going to get stabbed, maybe.

00:49:52.000 Let me rephrase that.

00:49:53.000 Most likely won't be stabbed.

00:49:55.000 But when you go into a restaurant, Malcolm X always said, I always sit at the back of the restaurant with my face to the crowd.

00:50:00.000 This was dumb of me not taking Malcolm X's advice.

00:50:03.000 And not just because people can see my bald spot and my bulging fat neck.

00:50:07.000 Hey, I'm wearing the same shirt.

00:50:09.000 Oh, no, it's a different shirt.

00:50:10.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:50:13.000 So I have my back to her and she finally summons the courage and she pours water on us.

00:50:17.000 I grab my Guinness that I had just gotten, a big fresh Guinness.

00:50:21.000 And because she's standing right there, it wasn't like I got it.

00:50:24.000 I got it right on her forehead across her face. 0.94

00:50:27.000 It drips down.

00:50:28.000 The whole thing was emptied on her.

00:50:30.000 And water on a suit, by the way, they're kind of polyester, so it just zips off.

00:50:35.000 And she went ballistic.

00:50:37.000 She was screaming, you need to kill yourself.

00:50:40.000 You need to kill yourself.

00:50:41.000 Her mother was just sitting there going, or sorry, her grandmother, we saw the check later, was standing there consoling her.

00:50:47.000 I know, it's crazy.

00:50:48.000 It's crazy.

00:50:50.000 We also have within this, did I say their name, the mental patients?

00:50:56.000 Number nine.

00:50:58.000 We had Milo and Chadwick.

00:50:59.000 We're at a bar called the Churchill in Midtown.

00:51:02.000 Should be a conservative bar, but the Democratic Socialists were there. 0.91

00:51:05.000 And they started screaming at them, Nazi scum, go home or something.

00:51:09.000 These are all upper middle class white kids who hate Nazis.

00:51:13.000 And we're in the Upper West Side, I believe, at this bar.

00:51:16.000 Nazi scum, get out! 0.82

00:51:18.000 Nazi scum!

00:51:19.000 Go home, get out.

00:51:22.000 Nazi scum, get out! 0.82

00:51:24.000 Nazi scum. 0.73

00:51:27.000 So that's a whole room of deranged lunatics in category number nine.

00:51:31.000 Roger Stone, I don't have a link for this, but Roger Stone was attacked recently at a restaurant.

00:51:36.000 And it was weird, too, because the guy came up to him at the beginning and said, hi, Roger Stone.

00:51:41.000 Yeah.

00:51:42.000 I don't think he said big fan, but he said something like, been following you in the news.

00:51:47.000 And then he went off to his table.

00:51:48.000 I think he sat and ate dinner with his wife and had a few wines in him.

00:51:51.000 And she was like, why didn't you say anything?

00:51:53.000 And then he was like, I don't know.

00:51:54.000 I just, and then he comes back and he yells, Nazi, and like motions to strangle him and Roger's bodyguards.

00:52:01.000 So I believe we're proud boys at the time, just grab the guy and push him back.

00:52:06.000 But that just reminded me of one I forgot.

00:52:09.000 This would go under the silent pussy category, or maybe the second. 1.00

00:52:13.000 Yeah, this is the silent pussy category. 1.00

00:52:15.000 I just forgot one, but I'll squeeze it in here.

00:52:18.000 I was on the train going into the city with all my buddies from boxing, too.

00:52:22.000 So we could kill anyone.

00:52:24.000 Like MS-13 could come on the train and we'd be able to beat them all up.

00:52:29.000 And this kid comes up to me and goes, he's kind of nervous, which is just like the Roger Stone dude.

00:52:33.000 Maybe the Roger Stone dude should be in a...

00:52:38.000 And I'm about to do another crossover when I talk about the airport.

00:52:43.000 So he comes up to me and he goes, hey, man, Gavin McInnes, yeah, big fan.

00:52:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:52:48.000 Can I get a picture?

00:52:48.000 And I'm always sort of on my haunches, you know?

00:52:51.000 You go, yeah, sure, yeah.

00:52:53.000 And then he takes the picture and he goes, yeah, I've been watching your stuff.

00:52:58.000 Yeah.

00:52:59.000 Okay.

00:52:59.000 All righty.

00:53:00.000 And then he goes, then he's getting off at Harlem, white Jewish kid getting off at Harlem. 0.78

00:53:06.000 And he starts getting his, what do you call it?

00:53:10.000 Get your Irish up.

00:53:11.000 He starts getting his courage.

00:53:12.000 And he goes, no, this isn't the guy.

00:53:14.000 What are you showing him for?

00:53:17.000 No, this guy looked more like a 19-year-old version of that Fred Armison dude.

00:53:23.000 So imagine this guy at the age of 19.

00:53:28.000 And he goes, so you like doing videos that you hate Jews?

00:53:35.000 And I go, what?

00:53:36.000 What are you talking about?

00:53:37.000 And he goes, I've never done that.

00:53:39.000 He goes, yes, you did.

00:53:40.000 You're lying.

00:53:41.000 And I go, you're talking about a video called 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, which was a satirical video.

00:53:45.000 It was a joke.

00:53:45.000 It was funny, but you've never seen it.

00:53:48.000 So what you're doing is you're taking someone's interpretation of that video.

00:53:52.000 And that means someone's denying you a joke.

00:53:54.000 Someone took a joke out of your life and replaced it with a hateful comment.

00:53:59.000 And you are falling for that.

00:54:00.000 So you should find the person who took that joke out of your life and say, stop making my life less colorful.

00:54:05.000 And he goes, I'm just kidding.

00:54:07.000 What?

00:54:07.000 Yeah.

00:54:08.000 All right.

00:54:09.000 And then the doors open.

00:54:11.000 And he goes, see you, man.

00:54:13.000 Friendly.

00:54:14.000 And then as he's getting out, he goes, motherfucker. 0.96

00:54:19.000 I'm like, very brave, very brave.

00:54:21.000 Just as the doors close.

00:54:25.000 Also in the crazy category, we had, oh, this woman at the airport. 0.75

00:54:30.000 I've told this story a few times, but this is going to be the extensive guide.

00:54:36.000 What's the word when it's got everything conclusive?

00:54:40.000 No, compendium just means it's a bunch of stuff.

00:54:42.000 Ryan, don't correct me when you don't know any English.

00:54:45.000 What are you showing this for?

00:54:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:51.000 Yeah, that was a good example.

00:54:52.000 Like, the guy with the beard was on our side, and then there was another guy who came up who wasn't on our side taking pictures.

00:54:58.000 So you always got to sort of be on your toes.

00:55:00.000 And you look at them, like, this guy looked a little hipstery.

00:55:03.000 I couldn't tell if this was fake.

00:55:05.000 You know, it was wearing J. Crew.

00:55:07.000 That's me eyeing him up and down, making sure he's on our side.

00:55:10.000 Your shoes look kind of expensive.

00:55:12.000 This could be a problem.

00:55:14.000 I think that was the same day we had water poured on us.

00:55:19.000 All right, so I'm at the airport in Gatwick, I believe, in London.

00:55:23.000 And I hear this woman yell, that's a Nazi. 1.00

00:55:27.000 And she starts taking pictures of me.

00:55:29.000 Now I'm with my kids, so I'm a little ornery.

00:55:33.000 So I come over to this mentally ill woman. 1.00

00:55:35.000 I say, what the fuck are you doing?

00:55:36.000 What's the problem here?

00:55:37.000 I take a picture of her, which you just showed, and then you shied away from.

00:55:43.000 There she is.

00:55:44.000 These are rich kids from London who live in Williamsburg and are slumming it, pretending that they're, I don't know, poor.

00:55:51.000 And you can tell by their accents, the Brits are always belied by their accents.

00:55:56.000 You're Nazi.

00:55:57.000 And I come over and go, what sentence are you talking about?

00:55:59.000 What's your issue here?

00:56:00.000 I'm with my family.

00:56:01.000 You're taking pictures of me and my kids.

00:56:02.000 What particular sentence have I said?

00:56:06.000 And then she starts going, and then I say, and then he starts saying, we didn't take pictures of you.

00:56:12.000 We didn't take any photographs.

00:56:14.000 And then these two black women start patting her back. 1.00

00:56:17.000 Like, how do you know she's right, black ladies? 1.00

00:56:19.000 I could be the innocent guy here.

00:56:21.000 I am.

00:56:22.000 And then I go, so you don't know what your problem is.

00:56:24.000 Now you're sitting here lying.

00:56:25.000 You didn't think you're going to be confronted?

00:56:27.000 And then she starts shaking, right?

00:56:30.000 Even though black women are stroking her. 1.00

00:56:32.000 And she goes, just go.

00:56:34.000 Again with the go-home.

00:56:35.000 Just go.

00:56:37.000 And then she says and begins crying, you're making a woman cry. 1.00

00:56:42.000 Oh, a woman is crying.

00:56:44.000 All right, you can jeopardize the safety of my children and dox them.

00:56:48.000 But God forbid you should become uncomfortable while you go on this Nazi hunting crusade. 0.93

00:56:55.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00

00:56:58.000 Here's another one I heard about.

00:56:59.000 I don't have any picture for this, but a buddy of mine was having beers with Faith Goldie.

00:57:02.000 He's known her from before she was political.

00:57:05.000 And they just go out, they have a beer, and then someone recognizes her and goes, oh, there's a, that's a not, exactly the same as the airport.

00:57:12.000 That's a Nazi. 0.54

00:57:13.000 There's a racist in this restaurant.

00:57:15.000 There's a racist in this restaurant.

00:57:19.000 This other woman goes, what, what? 1.00

00:57:20.000 She didn't know who Faith Goldie was?

00:57:22.000 Get this.

00:57:23.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:57:24.000 She goes, that's a racist. 1.00

00:57:27.000 No.

00:57:28.000 She starts, her legs buckle and she starts falling. 0.92

00:57:31.000 She falls to the ground and begins sobbing because, not because faith is there and she knows faith's work, but because someone told her that faith is a racist and just knowing that a racist can possibly exist without checking into it, she has a complete nervous breakdown.

00:57:51.000 This is not unusual.

00:57:54.000 This has happened to many people.

00:57:57.000 I'm sure it's happened to Tucker.

00:57:59.000 I'm sure it's happened to Ann.

00:58:00.000 People are in tears.

00:58:00.000 Just the other day, back to Milo, he was out with this guy we called Oakman, big, huge, proud boy, ex-Marine guy.

00:58:08.000 And they went to some restaurant.

00:58:09.000 I can't remember where they were.

00:58:10.000 But the waitress saw Milo walk in.

00:58:13.000 She had the exact same reaction.

00:58:15.000 She was hysterical.

00:58:16.000 She started sobbing, bawling her eyes out. 0.93

00:58:19.000 And the cook who was talking to her had to hold her and console her as she sobbed.

00:58:24.000 Not because something Milo did or said when he walked in, but just that he existed.

00:58:29.000 And she Had to see him exist in the real world.

00:58:32.000 Like if you saw Gargamel from the Smurfs and he just walked into your restaurant and you went, Wait, you're not a cartoon?

00:58:38.000 You're a real villain?

00:58:39.000 Wait, are Smurfs real?

00:58:43.000 Smurfs real, actually, is where a lot of Jewish Smurfs move. 1.00

00:58:49.000 This guy was mentally insane.

00:58:52.000 Oh, there was that guy, yeah.

00:58:54.000 We kept making fun of his man, Bun.

00:58:58.000 And his attack was to take a picture of us.

00:59:01.000 So he goes, oh, yeah, you want to do this?

00:59:03.000 You want to do this?

00:59:04.000 He said, you know who this guy is?

00:59:06.000 And then he comes over and just takes a picture.

00:59:08.000 That's his attack.

00:59:10.000 Look, he doesn't realize that we will all happily kick his ass.

00:59:14.000 Nail polish.

00:59:16.000 Nail polish, really?

00:59:17.000 Oh, God.

00:59:18.000 They always have black nail polish.

00:59:20.000 So androgynous.

00:59:21.000 But it's not an androgynous in like a David Bowie way.

00:59:24.000 He's androgynous like a lazy lesbian with his little short pants, his little woman's tennis shoes. 1.00

00:59:32.000 What a fucking pussy. 1.00

00:59:35.000 They're all pussies at the end of the day. 1.00

00:59:39.000 Oh yeah, and there's this other woman. 1.00

00:59:40.000 I'll just bore you with a few of these anecdotes because I want to get them out of the way.

00:59:43.000 I'm sitting at my local bar in the suburbs, right?

00:59:46.000 and it's all old ladies and blue collar dudes. 1.00

00:59:49.000 It's not a place for No matter where you are, no matter how liberal the city is, you'll find your little Trump spots and you're safe there until a drunk woman comes up. 1.00

01:00:00.000 Nothing is scarier than a drunk woman. 1.00

01:00:02.000 And she comes over and she starts telling me, I said this on the show the other day, that I was telling trans jokes at another bar down the street and she was there and she was very offended and my guys, my Canadians, threatened her.

01:00:14.000 And she said that trans people are under siege right now.

01:00:18.000 And I go, yeah, they're getting killed by blacks and drug dealers. 1.00

01:00:21.000 It's not my issue.

01:00:23.000 I've never even, I haven't seen a trans person in real life in like 20 years.

01:00:27.000 And then some friends from another bar told me that that night at around midnight, she came into that bar and said that she was confronted by a white supremacist.

01:00:37.000 And then they go, yeah, we know him.

01:00:39.000 What are you talking about?

01:00:40.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:00:41.000 And then she starts bawling her eyes out to them. 1.00

01:00:44.000 I don't know why, because we're accepted in modern society or something, that we don't take her narrative for granted.

01:00:50.000 People who know me don't agree with a stranger who has heard rumors.

01:00:55.000 That was another crazy case.

01:00:59.000 Oh, and then there was another night at that same bar where this mom, I could see her looking at me. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Oh, I got two more stories.

01:01:03.000 Sorry.

01:01:04.000 I could see her looking at me and she said, oh my God, that's the founder of a hate group. 1.00

01:01:09.000 So then she says, she goes to a different bar and I knew someone who worked there.

01:01:13.000 I know all the bartenders in town.

01:01:15.000 That's the beauty of being an alcoholic.

01:01:16.000 And he said she was talking about how she's going to print out all the Wikipedia pages about me and Proud Boys and give them to the owner.

01:01:22.000 That's also not unusual.

01:01:23.000 There's another bar.

01:01:24.000 This is the last story.

01:01:25.000 Where this ugly dyke looking woman, who's, I think, straight, comes up to me. 1.00

01:01:29.000 She looks exactly like the lesbian from Orange is a new black, you know, with the crew cut and the big buddy holly glasses. 1.00

01:01:34.000 These, but much bigger.

01:01:36.000 She comes up to me and she says, you know, you're not wanted here.

01:01:39.000 No one here agrees with you.

01:01:40.000 Meanwhile, it's an old man bar.

01:01:43.000 Like, you're the one who doesn't belong here, lady. 1.00

01:01:45.000 It's like me walking into a black barber shop and going up to one of the black guys sitting waiting for his haircut and going, I don't know what you're doing here.

01:01:52.000 No one wants you here, okay?

01:01:54.000 We don't agree with your views and you should leave.

01:01:57.000 This is exactly what she looks like.

01:01:59.000 I'm not exaggerating one iota.

01:02:01.000 And so I said, don't make your problem my problem.

01:02:04.000 Get out of here.

01:02:05.000 Then every time I'm there, then she stopped coming and she would give the bar the finger when she walked by.

01:02:09.000 Then she started harassing the owner of the bar and he just said, get the fuck out. 1.00

01:02:12.000 He's an Irishman.

01:02:13.000 He goes, you're not going to tell me who the fuck I can and can't serve.

01:02:16.000 So then she goes above his head and starts harassing the landlord because they allow me to be served. 0.96

01:02:22.000 And then her name's Chrissy.

01:02:23.000 And the last time I saw her, she came into the bar.

01:02:25.000 She's all happy-go-lucky.

01:02:27.000 It's all men. 1.00

01:02:27.000 I'm the young pup there. 1.00

01:02:29.000 It's all retired blue-collar dudes.

01:02:31.000 And they say shit that makes my ears burn for the record.

01:02:34.000 And she comes in and she goes, I go, hi, Chrissy.

01:02:37.000 Come sit down.

01:02:38.000 It's great to see you.

01:02:39.000 She's carrying a Margaret Atwood book, by the way.

01:02:41.000 And it says Atwood.

01:02:42.000 I mean, she's right out of Central Casting.

01:02:44.000 And she said, do you know you're with a white supremacist?

01:02:49.000 And I go, and then I go, sit down.

01:02:52.000 And she just turns around and storms out. 1.00

01:02:54.000 And as she's leaving, I said, you know that Atwood wrote that book about Islam, right?

01:02:58.000 The Handmaid's Tales About Islam. 0.99

01:03:00.000 Not Mike Pence.

01:03:01.000 It was written in the 80s.

01:03:02.000 The Iranian residents.

01:03:02.000 And she's out the door.

01:03:04.000 And then some old bald guy with a big white beard goes, was she talking about me?

01:03:09.000 I think she was talking about me.

01:03:13.000 All right, so that's all my examples of the mental patients, and I deal with them all the time.

01:03:17.000 Everyone who supports Trump that is well known has to deal with category nine.

01:03:22.000 They are a pain in the ass.

01:03:23.000 They're fucking crazy.

01:03:25.000 They have no adrenaline control.

01:03:27.000 And like I'm telling you my stories.

01:03:30.000 I've talked to other people that are in similar boats.

01:03:32.000 They don't want to tell these stories because they think it encourages it, but you should fucking hear the weird shit that they'll come over and stand next to you and not say anything and then maybe just go the wall and then walk away.

01:03:49.000 Trump has brought out something in these fucking nerds.

01:03:52.000 I have a crazy theory about it where they were beta male losers, right, for most of their lives.

01:03:58.000 And then it became cool in the 90s with indie rock to be a nothing and a loser.

01:04:02.000 And you have Radiohead going, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo.

01:04:07.000 And they had indie comedians that were all ugly nerds with glasses.

01:04:11.000 And all of a sudden they were cool.

01:04:13.000 And then the bullies were dead.

01:04:15.000 Being in the quarterback of the football team was a loser thing to be.

01:04:18.000 You wanted to be like Square Peggs, right?

01:04:21.000 The Zit remedy, whatever his name was, Joey Jeremiah.

01:04:25.000 And then Trump came along and went, no, you guys are annoying losers, and you're not that talented, and you're not that funny.

01:04:32.000 You should just fuck off.

01:04:33.000 Let's make America great again.

01:04:34.000 Get some Jetskis going. 1.00

01:04:36.000 Their whole world is ripped out from under them and they go, but wait a minute.

01:04:40.000 Okay, I understand that you think we're betas, but your world is racist.

01:04:43.000 No, it's not racist.

01:04:44.000 But it's anti-Semitic.

01:04:45.000 No, no, it's not.

01:04:46.000 You're full of shit.

01:04:47.000 No, that has to be true.

01:04:48.000 That's what I took in school.

01:04:50.000 So not only are you saying you're a loser, but you're saying your entire raison d'ette, your entire life essence is bullshit.

01:04:58.000 And that makes them go nuts.

01:04:59.000 It's sort Of, like, you have this, you know, religious Puritan being told that God doesn't exist, or you tell an Islamic fundamentalist that they're not going to get 92 virgins.

01:05:08.000 They have a nervous breakdown.

01:05:10.000 That's what's happening in category nine.

01:05:12.000 All right, this brings me to number 10: the worst of the people that you meet in your neighborhood when you're a popular conservative.

01:05:22.000 That's Amy Siskind.

01:05:25.000 She is, I was told that she ruined her husband's life by cheating on him at nine months pregnant with a woman. 1.00

01:05:32.000 So she's a lesbian, I guess, who duped some poor rich guy into impregnating her and then abandoned him and took him to the cleaners. 0.95

01:05:39.000 This is just a rumor.

01:05:41.000 And now she seems determined to carry out that same fate to every successful, happily married white, straight male because her crusade is not just getting Hillary in the White House, but getting white men out of politics. 1.00

01:05:56.000 And she's said this many times and has been accused of racism.

01:06:00.000 One guy, I think it was that loser, David Pachman, said, isn't it kind of racist and sexist to say that white men need to step out of politics?

01:06:06.000 And then she worked her ass off to get him fired. 1.00

01:06:09.000 So she's a real saboteur. 0.83

01:06:11.000 This fucking Seward wanted to have a vigil on my front lawn after the synagogue shooting because that was clearly my fault and I encouraged it. 0.99

01:06:22.000 And we need less hate in the community.

01:06:25.000 Now, what that does is, it didn't happen.

01:06:28.000 I nipped it in the bud.

01:06:30.000 But what that does is it says to the community that you're the guy who encourages synagogue shootings and now your children's social life falls off a cliff.

01:06:39.000 So these women are worse than the bloods in the crips because they attack your children. 1.00

01:06:46.000 And this is something that some of the worst colonists would do.

01:06:49.000 Like when England was fighting South Africa, they started burning down the homes of the women and children.

01:06:53.000 That's what made the Boers eventually give up, concede to them in 1800. 0.86

01:06:58.000 But, you know, look at bloods and crips.

01:07:00.000 They don't kill each other when kids are around.

01:07:02.000 But these women, and I call them category 10, balls. 1.00

01:07:06.000 Boomer angry women liberals. 1.00

01:07:08.000 They tend to be upper middle class.

01:07:10.000 They tend to be bored.

01:07:11.000 They tend to be divorced or they basically are divorced.

01:07:17.000 Their husbands are in finance.

01:07:18.000 They don't see them all week.

01:07:19.000 The au pair does all the driving and the picking up.

01:07:24.000 The maid does all the cooking and cleaning.

01:07:26.000 So they really just have one job, and that's to not get fat.

01:07:30.000 So what do they do with their extra time?

01:07:31.000 They go and meddle in your life.

01:07:33.000 And these women attack me, and the way they attack me is obviously attacking my home and vandalizing my car, but they also fuck with my kids' social lives. 1.00

01:07:43.000 And that is why they're number 10, because they are the most sinister ones.

01:07:47.000 Like this other woman, Farah Kathwari, she put signs on my lawn that says, hey, there's no home here. 0.97

01:07:53.000 And I looked her up.

01:07:55.000 They're always throwing these stones from a glass house, by the way.

01:07:58.000 I looked her up, and it turns out her brother dropped out of Harvard Med School to go fight jihad in Kathwari.

01:08:06.000 Now, I think this is on the border of Pakistan and India, where the Muslims, I don't know, want to go south and they keep getting attacked by the Indian police.

01:08:14.000 And he was shot by them.

01:08:16.000 And he said, he's, by the way, the CEO of Ethan Allen, the dad is, the furniture store.

01:08:21.000 And he had said, like, I've never felt love in my heart more than fighting for Allah.

01:08:26.000 Isn't this strange that we have these immigrants come in here and the fathers are normal? 0.91

01:08:31.000 And then you have the daughter harassing Trump supporters at their home and the son leaving Harvard Medical School to go fight jihad.

01:08:40.000 What's his name?

01:08:41.000 Farouk Kathwari?

01:08:44.000 The brother, Ryan?

01:08:45.000 Maybe it's down there a bit.

01:08:46.000 He's got a...

01:08:51.000 Yeah, Irfan or Irman Kathwari.

01:08:54.000 There it is.

01:08:55.000 Farouk Kathari's son.

01:08:58.000 Radicalized in the early 90s, then dropped out of Harvard Medical School.

01:09:02.000 See, this is what I keep bitching about on the show. 0.95

01:09:04.000 Yes, we have jihadists.

01:09:05.000 Yes, we have radicals.

01:09:07.000 But we, as a culture, have some culpability here if young people are getting radicalized on our turf.

01:09:14.000 And I blame teachers.

01:09:15.000 I blame this ethno-masochist.

01:09:18.000 We suck.

01:09:18.000 America was built on slavery, stolen from the Indians, constantly hammered at our kids until they go, America sucks.

01:09:25.000 So Farah's fighting her own crusade by attacking me.

01:09:29.000 And these housewives, the way, like, here's an example. 1.00

01:09:32.000 I can give you a million of them, but one of them was, my son was five at the time.

01:09:35.000 This is when the Manhattan Republican Club hit the fan, that shit hit the fan.

01:09:38.000 And Antifa postered my neighborhood and everything and put banners over the highway.

01:09:42.000 But then these balls were like, thanks, Antifa.

01:09:46.000 I'll take it from here and proceeded to terrorize me and my family.

01:09:51.000 Now, imagine like the alt-right.

01:09:54.000 Hey, we killed Heather Heyer in Charlottesville. 0.96

01:09:57.000 We don't like this teacher in your neighborhood.

01:09:59.000 He's a Marxist.

01:10:00.000 And a group of housewives going, okay, alt-right, we got it from here. 1.00

01:10:04.000 We'll terrorize this Marxist professor.

01:10:07.000 Like these fucking housewives are in bed with the alt-left. 1.00

01:10:13.000 That is the state of the Trump derangement syndrome today.

01:10:17.000 That's the state of clown world.

01:10:18.000 I don't like saying the left anymore because I think there are sane liberals, but it's this faction of the Trump haters that has just totally fucking lost their mind.

01:10:26.000 Anyway, here's one last anecdote, and it's why I hate them so much.

01:10:32.000 My son, my youngest son, is taken on mostly of my wife's jeans, and he looks very American Indian.

01:10:38.000 He's got this sort of epicanthic folds thing.

01:10:40.000 He doesn't look white at all.

01:10:42.000 You can tell that most people think he's half Chinese or something.

01:10:46.000 There was a birthday party right when the shit hit the fan.

01:10:49.000 So let's say November of last year, about a year ago.

01:10:53.000 And my little boy, my little five-year-old, was the only one not invited to this party because his dad's a fascist.

01:11:01.000 These are these balls, you know, taking up arms and fighting the revolution.

01:11:07.000 By the way, sorry, this Amy Siskind is the, she's the leader of the balls. 1.00

01:11:13.000 Like, she is their Pied Piper.

01:11:15.000 She's not just a random example.

01:11:16.000 The Pharaoh one was a random example. 0.90

01:11:18.000 This is their boss.

01:11:19.000 This is their gargamel. 0.82

01:11:20.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:11:21.000 So to get back to this random mom who didn't invite my son, and how heartbreaking is this?

01:11:26.000 So they all go to this bouncy, like, trampoline thing.

01:11:29.000 You play dodgeball Or whatever on like 9 million trampolines.

01:11:32.000 It's called a bounce, not bounce you, but it's like that thing.

01:11:36.000 And so the next day, all the kids were talking about that awesome birthday party on Friday.

01:11:41.000 On Monday, they're all talking about it.

01:11:43.000 Now, little kids, they don't really get FOMO.

01:11:46.000 So my son was just like, that's weird.

01:11:48.000 You were there too?

01:11:49.000 Oh, you were there?

01:11:50.000 Oh my God, that's so weird that everyone was at that birthday party but me.

01:11:53.000 But they don't get sad because, you know, Big Bird was fashioned after a six-year-old.

01:11:58.000 He died recently, by the way, the actor in that suit.

01:12:01.000 And so they're always like, hey, what's going on?

01:12:03.000 So in my little boy's brain, it was sort of like, say, everyone wore a white top, like a white sweater or a white shirt, and you were wearing a red shirt and everyone in class was wearing white.

01:12:15.000 And you go, what the hell?

01:12:17.000 You two?

01:12:18.000 And you're wearing a white sweatshirt.

01:12:19.000 Oh, my God, this is nuts.

01:12:21.000 He just thought it was kooky.

01:12:22.000 And I was, he's sitting there telling me the story and have an empty bud.

01:12:24.000 And I'm just sort of like slowly crumpling the bud until it's an apple core with rage.

01:12:30.000 Because it's not a coincidence, little guy.

01:12:33.000 It's not a coincidence.

01:12:34.000 You're dealing with the worst people in the political sphere today.

01:12:40.000 Boomer angry woman liberals, these upper class board cunts who will sabotage a children's life in order to punish a Trump supporter because they don't just disagree with you. 1.00

01:12:53.000 They see you as Hitler and they think by punishing these children, you are preventing World War III.

01:13:01.000 And I got to say, I've never felt hate before.

01:13:04.000 And I was talking to Zenoa Kinsman.

01:13:06.000 This is John Kinsman's wife.

01:13:09.000 John Kinsman is in prison for four years for being a Trump supporter due to this type of hysteria, but weaponized by the DNC.

01:13:18.000 And his three kids will not see their father for four years.

01:13:23.000 Do you have a picture of Zenoa and his kids?

01:13:26.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:13:26.000 You just passed it.

01:13:28.000 Come on, useless Torp. 0.80

01:13:33.000 So she's got a bun in the oven in this picture. 0.97

01:13:35.000 Her daughter, Liberty, has since been born.

01:13:38.000 But these three kids, one you can't see, but is out now, won't see this guy for four years because of this myth.

01:13:46.000 And I was talking, I talked to her every day, and I was saying, I don't know, I've never felt hate before these housewives and the way they will fuck with a kid's life. 1.00

01:13:54.000 And for the first time ever, I felt bona fide hate, like blood-curdling, fuming hatred.

01:14:02.000 They always say hate is an overused word and it's the opposite of love.

01:14:05.000 And you know, when you're in love with someone, you love a girl, you think about her all the time, you want to send her Valentine's.

01:14:10.000 So hate would be you hate her all the time and you want to send her Schittletines. 1.00

01:14:15.000 That's how I feel about these women. 1.00

01:14:17.000 Zenoa and I have truly discovered hate in the era of Trump.

01:14:21.000 Hate is on the rise, I guess you could say, because we both fucking hate category 10 more than anything.

01:14:29.000 So in a sense, the left is right.

01:14:32.000 There is more hate in America since Trump, but it's hatred of you fucking liars.

01:14:40.000 I gave you my heart and you made heartbreak.

01:14:43.000 You made my heart break.

01:14:46.000 Got a little heated at the end there.

01:14:49.000 Dads get mad when you mess with the fam.

01:14:52.000 My dad.

01:14:54.000 Get mad at the guy.

01:14:56.000 Not the kids.

01:14:58.000 All right, that's it, folks.

01:14:59.000 We gave you a lot of content today.

01:15:02.000 Let's end with the final video.

01:15:04.000 Let's end with this zombie getting chased.

01:15:06.000 Sorry.

01:15:06.000 It says on my notes, zombie gets chased.

01:15:09.000 That's never happened in the history of zombies.

01:15:12.000 Nobody chases a zombie.

01:15:13.000 No one's chased a zombie.

01:15:14.000 This is like suicide by cop type mentality.

01:15:17.000 Suicide by zombie you want to be a zombie, I'm not into zombies, but has that ever happened in any of these zombie shows where someone wants to be a zombie?

01:15:27.000 It has to be.

01:15:27.000 I mean, people want to kill themselves.

01:15:29.000 There must be some suicidal people.

01:15:30.000 Yeah, they're just about everything in zombie world.

01:15:34.000 Has anyone ever fucked a zombie?

01:15:36.000 Yeah.

01:15:36.000 How do you know?

01:15:38.000 Because maybe you're talking to him.

01:15:39.000 Oh, man, that plays really shitty.

01:15:41.000 Just ruined the whole bit.

01:15:44.000 Shows his guts, and then he runs.

01:15:46.000 So it's this.

01:15:47.000 I've seen this guy before.

01:15:48.000 He's severely handicapped.

01:15:49.000 He's missing both legs.

01:15:51.000 His legs are stubs, and I think he's missing an arm.

01:15:54.000 So the way he runs is just, he's pretty fast, too, with his little stubberoos.

01:15:58.000 That would scare me.

01:15:59.000 I don't know if it would scare me.

01:16:02.000 But here's a possibility.

01:16:03.000 People live after they've been killed.

01:16:06.000 Right?

01:16:07.000 Yeah.

01:16:08.000 Wait, that doesn't make sense.

01:16:09.000 After they've been chopped, like you, you, I've even heard a human head lives for about four seconds after it's chopped off.

01:16:15.000 I've heard that too.

01:16:16.000 So it's conceivable that a man would be alive after you chopped him in half like that.

01:16:20.000 For, I don't know, a minute?

01:16:22.000 Maybe?

01:16:23.000 Maybe 40 seconds.

01:16:24.000 But he wouldn't look that way.

01:16:27.000 Well, you don't know.

01:16:28.000 Like, you don't know what happened.

01:16:29.000 Maybe there's an explosion in the elevator?

01:16:30.000 Right, right, right.

01:16:31.000 Like a gas explosion?

01:16:32.000 Like dust.

01:16:33.000 But yeah, I don't think your rational mind would work.

01:16:37.000 It's sort of like those dummies that light themselves on fire right by a lake and then they're going to jump in the lake.

01:16:41.000 The second you're on fire, your brain stops working.

01:16:44.000 And you just stand there screaming in pain.

01:16:46.000 That'll be my excuse.

01:16:47.000 My brain is always on fire.

01:16:49.000 I mean, I'm always on fire.

01:16:51.000 You fucked that up.

01:16:53.000 You just fucked up a thing talking about how dumb you are.

01:16:56.000 I've lied.

01:16:57.000 This is how I'll explain why I'm dumb.

01:16:59.000 My brain's on fire.

01:17:00.000 No, I'm on fire.

01:17:01.000 My brain is not.

01:17:02.000 That's why I fucked up.

01:17:04.000 I'm on fire.

01:17:05.000 I don't know.

01:17:06.000 Good then.

01:17:07.000 Get fired.

01:17:08.000 Get in trouble.

01:17:09.000 Be brave.

01:17:10.000 And never stop fighting.

01:17:12.000 You make my heart break.

01:17:15.000 You make my heart break.

01:17:18.000 You make my heart break again.

01:17:24.000 I still see your shadows in my room.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 10, 2019

S02E97 - THE PEOPLE IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD

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