Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E111 - MIAMI HAS AN IQ PROBLEM

00:00:14.000 From New York That was the Linda Lindas and racist sexist boy who rebuild what you destroy. 0.59

00:00:41.000 There is a spat of anti-Asian violence going on because there's a spat of violence going on because you dummies said defund the police and you let the radical left take over the country and turned it into a fucking disgusting Portland shithole.

00:00:56.000 That's why Asians are being attacked because everyone's being attacked and they tend to be easy prey. 1.00

00:01:02.000 They tend not to call the cops.

00:01:03.000 They tend to carry cash.

00:01:06.000 But the people doing it are black. 0.98

00:01:08.000 And this is what's going on this week, I'm noticing, is where hate crimes are up, Jews are getting attacked, Asians are getting attacked, and the entire country, or I should say half the country, is going, please be MAGA, please be MAGA, please be, oh, they're black. 1.00

00:01:24.000 Fuck.

00:01:25.000 And what I think a lot of Asians are doing is just going, no, they're not. 1.00

00:01:30.000 That's what we did with the trans thing. 1.00

00:01:32.000 It was all black people killing trans. 1.00

00:01:33.000 And they went, no, it's not.

00:01:36.000 It's Trump.

00:01:37.000 Trump's rhetoric encouraged people to kill trans.

00:01:41.000 Really?

00:01:41.000 That's not what happened at all.

00:01:43.000 But check out the beginning of this.

00:01:45.000 No, what are you doing?

00:01:47.000 Oh, yeah, that was the guy who beat the shit out of a Jew in New York.

00:01:49.000 No charges.

00:01:51.000 Muslim managers charged over the hate crime of assault of a Jewish victim given a hero's celebration.

00:01:56.000 See, he said he would do it again.

00:02:01.000 His parents must be so proud.

00:02:02.000 But look at this chick. 1.00

00:02:11.000 Okay, agreed.

00:02:12.000 Early in the pandemic, a boy in my class came up to me and said that his dad told him to stay away from Chinese people.

00:02:19.000 After I told him that I was Chinese, he backed away from me.

00:02:23.000 Familiar and I wrote a song about her experience, and now I'm going to play it for you.

00:02:27.000 Asians getting attacked, getting stabbed, getting the shit kicked out of them. 1.00

00:02:30.000 And this group has decided to focus on some dumb kid who...

00:02:35.000 That sounds like a Chinese name, some dumb kid. 1.00

00:02:38.000 Literally, yeah, that's her name.

00:02:39.000 Yeah.

00:02:41.000 And make it about that.

00:02:43.000 Because, so he's a racist, sexist boy.

00:02:47.000 I mean, I know this isn't a very important band.

00:02:50.000 It's not like they're topping the charts and defining the narrative, but they are a subject of the narrative.

00:02:57.000 They result from it.

00:03:00.000 And their takeaway is that the problem with hate in America is little white boys because they're racist and they're sexist boys.

00:03:10.000 No, it's black men, I'm afraid. 1.00

00:03:12.000 Generally, that's who's responsible, disproportionately responsible for the crime, Serge.

00:03:18.000 And you didn't know this until you said defund the police because you thought the police were mean.

00:03:23.000 Now, Ryan's still going through that massive list of 32 people, black people killed by cops.

00:03:29.000 It's 32, right?

00:03:33.000 There's a lot.

00:03:35.000 Where'd you get 32 from?

00:03:36.000 I thought you said that.

00:03:38.000 It could be.

00:03:40.000 So you're almost done.

00:03:41.000 What percentage, how many did you read and go, oh shit, that's fucked up?

00:03:46.000 Yeah, there's two.

00:03:47.000 And only one of them, the cop didn't get like forever and ever in jail.

00:03:54.000 A long sentence, you can just say.

00:03:55.000 Right.

00:03:56.000 And why are you not showing yourself?

00:03:58.000 My color profile is all messed up.

00:04:01.000 What?

00:04:02.000 Are you getting your colors right?

00:04:05.000 Now it's good.

00:04:06.000 Oh.

00:04:07.000 I didn't know the Hulk was such a pussy. 1.00

00:04:10.000 And it's disappointing that Asians are not getting this.

00:04:13.000 I think it's maybe it's a lack of bravery, a lack of balls.

00:04:18.000 Because the safest thing to do is to attack Christians. 1.00

00:04:21.000 And when I say whites, too, I'm not talking about liberal whites.

00:04:24.000 There's a specific type of white person that is the enemy of the left, and that is the Covington Catholic school kid, young white male boys.

00:04:34.000 And what I've noticed a lot of young white male boys do to try to absolve themselves or kill the stereotype I'm turning into Sarah Silverman is just be cucks and rail against hate and proud boys and me.

00:04:53.000 Like on the plane, I just got back from Miami a few hours ago.

00:04:56.000 On the plane this morning, we're all de-planing and this white guy goes to the row behind him, to a black guy, hey, is this your bag?

00:05:04.000 Let me get this down.

00:05:06.000 He doesn't know him.

00:05:09.000 Why did out of all there's like 15 people in your immediate vicinity, you singled out the black guy and offered to get his bag down.

00:05:18.000 And it made me sick because of the cuck thing, but it also, it was embarrassing for the black dude.

00:05:24.000 Like, is he retarded? 1.00

00:05:26.000 You're helping him?

00:05:27.000 Is he handicapped?

00:05:28.000 It's the bigotry of low expectations where you treat them as pets.

00:05:31.000 So you're like, hey, sweet little abandoned doggy.

00:05:33.000 Do you want me to get your bag for you, you injured bird?

00:05:38.000 And he didn't, he wasn't like, yeah, that's cool.

00:05:40.000 Thanks, man.

00:05:40.000 He was just, he was kind of, I would say embarrassed.

00:05:44.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:05:45.000 He was kind of looking at the ground like, no, that's not mine.

00:05:48.000 Yeah.

00:05:50.000 Because it was an embarrassing thing to do.

00:05:52.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:05:55.000 I guess, does that bother you?

00:05:57.000 Yeah.

00:05:58.000 Out of all the people, if it's an old lady, I get it. 1.00

00:06:02.000 Old black lady, sure. 1.00

00:06:04.000 But the guy looked like he was a fucking star athlete.

00:06:07.000 He looked like a 20-year-old athlete was there with his girlfriend and this white dude.

00:06:12.000 And that's the kind of white dude who wants to fuck with me, eggs my house, and has Cuomo stickers on his car. 0.83

00:06:20.000 He believes the hate.

00:06:21.000 It's like this black cop I met where I go, oh dude, we should get a beer soon. 1.00

00:06:26.000 I'm a big cop guy.

00:06:27.000 And he goes, I don't like cops and I don't like Beer.

00:06:30.000 No, I don't drink beer and I don't like cops.

00:06:33.000 And he's a cop.

00:06:34.000 And he's a cop.

00:06:34.000 He's a black cop.

00:06:36.000 And what happened was he's been brainwashed by the fucking bullshit.

00:06:40.000 Damn!

00:06:44.000 So, this brings me to my story.

00:06:46.000 So I'm in Florida.

00:06:47.000 I'm in friendly territory.

00:06:49.000 I was there for a wedding.

00:06:51.000 There was also a car show in Jupiter that was fucking amazing.

00:06:55.000 The cars, those Mopars, I got to get a Mopar, right?

00:06:58.000 I mean, you just get to an age where you need one.

00:07:01.000 I could get an old Merc or an old BMW or an old Jaguar, too.

00:07:07.000 But Jesus, look at these works of art made by men. 0.97

00:07:11.000 The men that you hate so much.

00:07:13.000 Because Jupiter's got tons of money, and it's a fun place just to spend it.

00:07:18.000 Although, Florida, you have an IQ problem.

00:07:21.000 I don't mean to disparage any of our Florida sub subscribers, but wow.

00:07:27.000 You're not oblivion to it.

00:07:30.000 You're oblivious to it.

00:07:32.000 And Miami is worse.

00:07:34.000 That's going to be the name of this show.

00:07:35.000 Miami has an IQ problem.

00:07:36.000 But anyway, I'll get to all that.

00:07:39.000 So I'm good in Florida, obviously, right?

00:07:42.000 But I'm not good at a hotel because hotels are full of tourists.

00:07:47.000 And Jupiter, for some reason, is very New York-y.

00:07:50.000 So there's lots of, you know, Oberlin College?

00:07:53.000 There's lots of Oberlin kids there from New York.

00:07:57.000 That's in New York, isn't it?

00:07:59.000 Super lefty college.

00:08:04.000 Where is it?

00:08:07.000 Where are we here?

00:08:08.000 Come on, Ryan.

00:08:10.000 This is not how you look it up.

00:08:12.000 Look on a map.

00:08:13.000 Doesn't it say on the...

00:08:14.000 Go back.

00:08:15.000 I would think it would say that right there on the map.

00:08:17.000 No, look on the right.

00:08:18.000 Overland College, Ohio.

00:08:20.000 Oh, Ohio.

00:08:21.000 That's interesting.

00:08:22.000 Liberal Arts.

00:08:24.000 This book is Sheriff Landon T. Smith.

00:08:28.000 That's the book of the day.

00:08:29.000 I'm off at a tangent, but don't worry.

00:08:31.000 I'll get back to it.

00:08:33.000 An Ohio cop in the 70s who has amazing stories.

00:08:36.000 Not the best writer in the world.

00:08:37.000 Just like my book, Blue Chameleon.

00:08:39.000 Remember the cop we had on the show who caught the guy that shot him 50 years later, which was last year?

00:08:45.000 It's not a well-written book, but that's how much I love the truth.

00:08:49.000 I like badly written books that are all over the place because I know someone's telling me the truth.

00:08:54.000 They're not a professional.

00:08:55.000 This is why I advise we would never hire anyone with a journalism degree.

00:08:59.000 I want authenticity.

00:09:00.000 That's all I care about is the truth.

00:09:02.000 The rest, I can fill in the blanks.

00:09:04.000 It's nice to read good writing once in a while, but I'd rather read true stories from this guy who was a cop back when you're allowed to tune people up, especially in Ohio.

00:09:14.000 And the other guy, blue chameleon guy, that's Colorado.

00:09:19.000 And the book is called, My Paw Said to Tell You We Had Taters for Supper.

00:09:24.000 It's an inside joke you'll see when you read the book.

00:09:27.000 All right, so to get back to the story.

00:09:29.000 So I'm at the hotel, and we've got time to kill.

00:09:32.000 The wedding's not till 5.

00:09:33.000 I go check out the car show, and then my kids are in the pool.

00:09:36.000 So I go, let's go play in the pool.

00:09:40.000 Jump in.

00:09:41.000 It's so fucking hot.

00:09:42.000 And they were like, everyone was thrilled that it was so cool for this time of year.

00:09:46.000 It was like 85 degrees.

00:09:49.000 You can feel the sun burning you.

00:09:51.000 And they go, oh, you came.

00:09:53.000 You're lucky when you came.

00:09:54.000 We're usually melting this time of year.

00:09:55.000 I'm like, it's not even June.

00:09:57.000 Anyway, I'm in the pool.

00:10:00.000 And there's a bunch of dudes there also for a wedding. 0.69

00:10:02.000 They're like in their 20s.

00:10:04.000 And one of them is like, Gavin!

00:10:06.000 And he's drunk and on shrooms.

00:10:08.000 I think all the boys were taking shrooms.

00:10:10.000 And they were out to be young again.

00:10:12.000 They were there for a wedding, and then they decided to stay in Florida for four days.

00:10:16.000 Who has four days just flushed down the toilet after a wedding?

00:10:20.000 Like, what are you doing all day?

00:10:22.000 So anyway, I say, hold on a sec.

00:10:25.000 I go change into my bathing suit, which is this big.

00:10:29.000 It's hilarious.

00:10:31.000 I wear it as a joke, but now it's my bathing suit.

00:10:34.000 But anyway, so the guy comes over and he goes, I'm a subscriber to get off my lawn.

00:10:38.000 He's there.

00:10:39.000 His wife takes a picture.

00:10:41.000 His face looks like an invisible person is sitting on his nose.

00:10:45.000 But his wife was a nine. 0.97

00:10:48.000 And I'm like, how did you get this?

00:10:50.000 And he's like, I don't know, dude.

00:10:52.000 I am batting out of my league or whatever you say.

00:10:56.000 Every day, I hope she doesn't.

00:10:58.000 Then we did a long joke about how whenever she has an appointment at the optician, he like comes up with a reason why she can't go.

00:11:05.000 So it's distracting her.

00:11:07.000 She's like, I need new contacts.

00:11:08.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, get them later.

00:11:12.000 So we pal around with him for a bit.

00:11:15.000 I'm talking.

00:11:16.000 And then my wife comes by and she goes, is that guy bothering you?

00:11:20.000 Because she was going to beat him up.

00:11:21.000 And I go, no, no, he's a fan.

00:11:23.000 And I hate that word.

00:11:25.000 And she goes, oh, because that guy over there.

00:11:27.000 And they're all wearing the same hat, this like Panama beach hat.

00:11:32.000 That guy over there said, there's the fucking asshole who started the Proud Boys.

00:11:36.000 And then I start noticing when I look around, there's all these people like, alrighty, here we go.

00:11:45.000 Now I'm with my buddy Gaston, who's a fucking animal, beast of a man.

00:11:50.000 And then I think I should be good because I'm with this guy who's their friend.

00:11:55.000 So if we fight, I have me and my buddy taking on all these whisperers and then our publicist with the flat nose going, hey, he's probably watching this too is the funny part.

00:12:07.000 He can say, calm down, he's cool, whatever.

00:12:10.000 But everyone's a pussy, right? 1.00

00:12:12.000 So no one wants to fight.

00:12:13.000 They just want to like, and I've noticed a new thing with lefties who hate me is staring.

00:12:18.000 And as I keep repeating, if you're not an MS-13 and you don't have facial tattoos, staring means nothing.

00:12:25.000 Go ahead.

00:12:26.000 Take it all in.

00:12:27.000 If you want to fight, we can fight.

00:12:28.000 If you want to debate, we can debate.

00:12:29.000 Otherwise, go fuck yourself. 0.69

00:12:31.000 I don't give a shit what you think.

00:12:34.000 It's like in Turkey, a massive part of their culture is the evil eye, thwarting the evil eye. 0.66

00:12:43.000 What's the evil eye?

00:12:44.000 Oh, someone staring at you or maybe saying bad things about you behind your back.

00:12:49.000 What?

00:12:51.000 That's your religion?

00:12:52.000 That's a major part of your culture is worrying about people gossiping about you?

00:12:57.000 When I talk shit about people half the time, I don't even mean it.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:13:04.000 That's all in all their jewelry, in all their cars, they carry it around everywhere.

00:13:08.000 The evil eye stopper, the Maloikia. 1.00

00:13:12.000 It's not a Scottish trait, believe me.

00:13:14.000 What people say about me behind my back is none of my fucking business.

00:13:18.000 And I couldn't care less how many love me, how many hate me.

00:13:22.000 We have a lot of subscribers.

00:13:23.000 That pays my bills.

00:13:24.000 That's all I need.

00:13:25.000 The free market has said you're okay in my books, buddy.

00:13:28.000 Anyway, so I'm talking with that guy, and he's kind of kissing my ass.

00:13:34.000 He's so high and drunk that he thinks it's a sign from God that we met.

00:13:39.000 And then he's like, I was doing shrooms with these kids, these Oberlin kids over there.

00:13:44.000 And then I bump into you.

00:13:46.000 I mean, it's serendipity, man.

00:13:48.000 It's divine intervention.

00:13:50.000 And I go, eh.

00:13:51.000 This is a very long story, by the way.

00:13:53.000 And I thought, where the fuck is this going?

00:13:55.000 And then it ends up with me.

00:13:56.000 That's a funny ending to a story that was a real snooze fest.

00:13:59.000 I hope I'm not boring you.

00:14:01.000 And then as we're talking, this big guy, oh, a big guy.

00:14:10.000 Are we in an 80s movie where you stand up really slow?

00:14:14.000 What are you going to do about it, bitch? 1.00

00:14:20.000 What'd you say?

00:14:21.000 And then the Kevin Hart guy is like, what are nothing?

00:14:24.000 I didn't know you were a big guy.

00:14:26.000 I have a heart condition.

00:14:28.000 Yeah.

00:14:29.000 Big isn't a thing anymore, just so you know.

00:14:32.000 If someone can fight, they get you on the chin.

00:14:35.000 If you're in jail, in prison, big guys are scared shitless.

00:14:39.000 They eat alone in their cell because they're so sick of fighting all the time because people kick the shit out of them.

00:14:45.000 The bigger they are, the harder they fall.

00:14:46.000 So big isn't a thing.

00:14:48.000 Can you fight is a thing?

00:14:50.000 Anyway, this big guy's got some tattoos.

00:14:54.000 Ooh.

00:14:55.000 Like on his leg and stuff, which is what pussies do because they want to be able to wear pants. 1.00

00:14:59.000 And so he stands there and I'm talking to Gaston and I can see, and the other guy, the fan, and I can see the big guy at the corner of my eye doing this thing.

00:15:09.000 Like again with the staring.

00:15:12.000 So I just ignore him.

00:15:14.000 My whole thing is like, if you have beef, you can say it to my face.

00:15:17.000 And we can argue about the beef.

00:15:18.000 Or if you want to say fuck off, that's fine, but I'll just say fuck you.

00:15:23.000 We're both wasting our time yelling expletives at each other, but I'm happy to do that.

00:15:28.000 But as far as like staring or just standing there, like, what does he tell his friends?

00:15:34.000 Oh, I showed him.

00:15:35.000 Oh, what'd you do?

00:15:36.000 You beat him up?

00:15:37.000 No, I stood near him while he was talking.

00:15:41.000 And there was no evidence, by the way, that I noticed him because I didn't even look up.

00:15:44.000 I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:47.000 So, remember that guy we had who was bragging on his YouTube channel about staring at a guy in a MAGA hat for the entire flight?

00:15:53.000 Oh, yeah, yes.

00:15:55.000 I do remember that.

00:15:56.000 I just stared at him.

00:15:57.000 Badass.

00:15:59.000 I looked with my eyeballs.

00:16:01.000 That happened to me after I publicly was liking Trump.

00:16:05.000 My friend Dan, my former friend, I was at the bar, and he's like, good to see you.

00:16:10.000 And he's just standing in front of me.

00:16:12.000 And I'm like, you too, man.

00:16:14.000 And I was drunk.

00:16:14.000 And then in retrospect, I heard that he didn't like me and he was pissed about my Trump shit.

00:16:20.000 And that was him trying to intimidate me, just standing there.

00:16:22.000 What's up?

00:16:23.000 Good to see you.

00:16:24.000 And I was like, you too.

00:16:26.000 It just didn't get.

00:16:27.000 Are you familiar with shoving?

00:16:28.000 Right.

00:16:30.000 When we don't even know that you are attacking us, it's not a very fruitful attack.

00:16:38.000 It's like the COVID thing where you don't even know you have it.

00:16:41.000 Can't be that deadly of a disease.

00:16:44.000 Anyway, so the original guy, my wife heard, said that fucking asshole started the Proud Boys.

00:16:49.000 He doesn't have the courage to come over any of this at any point, right?

00:16:54.000 And so I'm ignoring him.

00:16:55.000 I see him and some girls.

00:16:56.000 Some girl was like this, staring like this. 0.98

00:17:01.000 For like 40 seconds.

00:17:03.000 So I just stare back at her going, and then she goes and looks away.

00:17:07.000 She couldn't even do her stupid stare.

00:17:11.000 All right.

00:17:12.000 So we're going to walk out.

00:17:14.000 I see those losers.

00:17:15.000 One of them, by the way, are you ready for this?

00:17:17.000 He has a dashiki on.

00:17:19.000 And it's funny because I had just said I'm going to start wearing a dashiki as a joke. 0.81

00:17:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:24.000 Because it's funny to be a white guy in a dashiki. 0.90

00:17:27.000 But to be in a white guy in a dashiki and not kidding? 0.99

00:17:30.000 What?

00:17:31.000 What are you doing?

00:17:32.000 This is an allegiance to Africa. 0.95

00:17:36.000 The whole continent?

00:17:37.000 The Congo?

00:17:39.000 What are you saying?

00:17:40.000 I am saying that I recognize the people of Africa.

00:17:47.000 How are you so unself-aware that you don't know that you look like an absolute... 0.98

00:17:53.000 I'll tell you what.

00:17:55.000 Black people wearing a dashiki is gay. 1.00

00:17:58.000 If you're African, yes.

00:18:00.000 But if you're born in Pittsburgh and you're running around with a dashiki, I mean, you might as well have a bone necklace. 0.92

00:18:06.000 You look fucking retarded. 1.00

00:18:08.000 Anyway, so, and they've all got their sun hats on, remember?

00:18:11.000 I don't want to get my ears sunburned.

00:18:13.000 I'm a tough guy.

00:18:14.000 You are a dashiki. 0.70

00:18:17.000 So I'm walking, and when I was with the guys, right, drinking beer, there's no, but now I'm walking with my two boys.

00:18:23.000 And they always strike, especially my littlest boy.

00:18:26.000 That's when everyone gets a real smart mouth is when I'm holding an eight-year-old's hand across the road.

00:18:32.000 That's when I get the Z Kiles and the Heil Hitlers and all that shit.

00:18:35.000 Because they know I won't attack them.

00:18:36.000 If I'm walking my dog with my youngest boy, oh, we can finally get him.

00:18:42.000 Anyway, so of course they wait till I'm with my kids.

00:18:45.000 And I think I know why.

00:18:47.000 And as I'm leaving the pool, the biggest guy, who's probably like 6'2, goes, and this is him kicking ass and taking names.

00:18:56.000 He goes, hey man, Black Lives Matter, am I right?

00:18:59.000 And gives me a fist pound.

00:19:01.000 And I go, oh, yeah.

00:19:03.000 And I pound him back and I go, like crazy.

00:19:07.000 And then he, and then that's all he has to say, right?

00:19:10.000 So I walk away.

00:19:11.000 I don't take his fucking bait, passive-aggressive, pussy thing to say. 0.97

00:19:15.000 And then as I'm leaving, I hear him go, get the fuck out of here.

00:19:21.000 Like, I'm five feet away now.

00:19:22.000 So I turn around and come back.

00:19:24.000 I go, what's going on?

00:19:25.000 What's the problem here?

00:19:26.000 What's the problem, you fucking pussy? 1.00

00:19:29.000 You like saying passive-aggressive shit.

00:19:30.000 He goes, I'm not being passive-aggressive.

00:19:32.000 I go, Yeah, you are.

00:19:33.000 You're not saying what's on your mind.

00:19:34.000 You fucking loser, you pussy. 1.00

00:19:37.000 Do something, you asshole.

00:19:39.000 You fuck.

00:19:40.000 And none of these were hurting his feelings.

00:19:41.000 And then I go, you fucking weirdo.

00:19:44.000 That hurt him.

00:19:45.000 That one struck.

00:19:46.000 I was just throwing shit at the wall to see what would stick.

00:19:48.000 Right.

00:19:48.000 I mean, you are an asshole, and you are, because I was with my kids, and you are a pussy because I was with my kids.

00:19:53.000 But weirdo, you're fairly weird to not have the courage to say, fuck the Proud Boys or something.

00:19:59.000 And he goes, weirdo?

00:20:01.000 I go, yeah, you're a fucking pussy, weirdo. 0.99

00:20:03.000 And then he takes his sunglasses off to say, like, I'll look you in the eyes.

00:20:08.000 Back to the staring.

00:20:10.000 People think their eyes are fists these days.

00:20:14.000 What is this?

00:20:16.000 Do you think you're in the X-Men and lasers are shooting out of those things that are like cutting tables in half like lightsabers?

00:20:23.000 They're just eyeballs.

00:20:24.000 In fact, next to your testicles, I believe they're the weakest part of your body.

00:20:29.000 You ever see the three stooches?

00:20:32.000 That's what they all say in like early self-defense classes.

00:20:35.000 They go, go for the soft tissue, the eyes, the nuts.

00:20:39.000 So then I go, like, I say that kind of thing a bunch.

00:20:44.000 And I, you know, you want to do something, do something.

00:20:46.000 You won't do anything.

00:20:47.000 You're a pussy, pussy, pussy. 1.00

00:20:48.000 Fuck you.

00:20:49.000 I don't play your passive aggressive games.

00:20:51.000 You know, this Black Lives Matter shit. 1.00

00:20:53.000 You can't say what's on your mind.

00:20:54.000 You know, same kind of thing.

00:20:55.000 It was very short.

00:20:57.000 And then I walk away again.

00:20:58.000 And then as the door's closing behind me, I hear him go, it's got to sound like a very proud boy.

00:21:09.000 What?

00:21:11.000 What fucker said that? 0.90

00:21:14.000 Am I supposed to come back again and repeat all the pussy shit? 1.00

00:21:17.000 That guy was shaking.

00:21:18.000 His knees were shaking.

00:21:19.000 His hands were shaking.

00:21:20.000 What a fucking loser.

00:21:24.000 Anyway, I don't know how I keep getting more famous.

00:21:26.000 I've been in hiding for fucking two years.

00:21:29.000 You need to give your credit card's secret password in order to hear me talk.

00:21:35.000 That's how verbotin I am.

00:21:37.000 You have to give your home address, put in your credit card and your code on the back.

00:21:44.000 And then once you say that, like that's crazier than a speakeasy or something where there's a password.

00:21:49.000 Oh, and you also need a password.

00:21:52.000 It's deep web shit.

00:21:54.000 And they're like, this fucking guy is a dick. 0.94

00:21:58.000 Anyway, so that was annoying.

00:21:59.000 Wow.

00:22:00.000 And then the wedding was cool.

00:22:02.000 Beautiful.

00:22:03.000 I think there's a picture in there of it.

00:22:05.000 It was all my old bosses who fired me from CR-TV.

00:22:09.000 No, it was the people at Blaze who fought to keep me there.

00:22:13.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:22:15.000 And it was a night.

00:22:16.000 They had a piano.

00:22:17.000 And you know who was the half-Asian Bill was there playing the violin. 1.00

00:22:22.000 I think he was playing Fools Rush In or something.

00:22:25.000 It was much bigger than that.

00:22:26.000 That's the world's tiniest violin.

00:22:28.000 Oh, I see.

00:22:28.000 And I pointed out to Bill, the memes have kind of ruined the violin.

00:22:33.000 Because when I walked into the, when I showed up there and he was playing the violin, it sounds like someone being sarcastic.

00:22:39.000 Like, oh, poor you.

00:22:42.000 I couldn't hear the song because what was louder was the stereotype of it making fun of you for being heard about nothing.

00:22:53.000 But dude, I got to say, Asian Bill, half Asian Bill, is a quality dude. 0.97

00:23:02.000 Very funny dude.

00:23:04.000 And a real, I would describe him as a statesman.

00:23:07.000 Like he comes into the room and he just sort of commands the room.

00:23:10.000 He's a midget like you, but he's just got this sort of like presidential presence. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Yeah.

00:23:17.000 Where he's just like, yes, we're not doing that.

00:23:19.000 We're not doing that.

00:23:19.000 Come on.

00:23:20.000 Let's go outside.

00:23:21.000 Why are we here?

00:23:22.000 It's hot in here.

00:23:22.000 Let's go outside.

00:23:23.000 That kind of thing.

00:23:24.000 And then everyone goes, yeah, maybe we should go outside.

00:23:26.000 That kind of guy.

00:23:27.000 But not even like vaguely amped up.

00:23:29.000 Like, that's just him.

00:23:30.000 No, no.

00:23:31.000 I'm handling this and we're doing this.

00:23:33.000 And then witty, too.

00:23:34.000 And we fucked, I guess.

00:23:35.000 And gorgeous.

00:23:36.000 You were about to say gorgeous?

00:23:37.000 Yeah, witty and gorgeous.

00:23:38.000 Melt in your mouth, gorgeous.

00:23:41.000 And can drink like a fish.

00:23:45.000 So my problem with weddings, though, is I'm very sensitive.

00:23:49.000 It's like a funeral.

00:23:50.000 Like, show some fucking respect.

00:23:53.000 And the two things that pissed me off were maybe, I hope she doesn't get mad at me for speaking.

00:23:59.000 It was a beautiful wedding.

00:24:00.000 Low-key, outside.

00:24:02.000 The reception was in a barn with just the right amount of tables, like eight tables, not too crazy.

00:24:08.000 Kids dancing on the dance floor to a live band.

00:24:12.000 She even stopped the ceremony and had It Had to Be You had some woman, friend of hers sing like that jazzy song, It Had to Be You, with a piano. 0.98

00:24:23.000 Like a little break in the middle of the procession, which I thought was cool.

00:24:28.000 It could have been a big mistake.

00:24:30.000 If she fucked it up or if she wasn't a good singer, you'd be like, what the fuck?

00:24:34.000 You interrupted your wedding for some shit song, but it was a beautiful song and she did a great job and the piano was perfect.

00:24:40.000 Anyway, here's my two beef.

00:24:42.000 One, the officiator was the guy's dad, and he comes out and he says, Joe, blah, blah, blah, you're getting married.

00:24:47.000 You're my eldest boy, and we butted heads, and I'm so glad you finally found love.

00:24:51.000 Perfect.

00:24:51.000 Love it.

00:24:52.000 Now go to the bride. 1.00

00:24:54.000 It's really, let's cut the shit.

00:24:56.000 It's the bride's day. 0.99

00:24:57.000 This is not about the groom.

00:24:58.000 It's not about anyone there.

00:24:59.000 It's her big day.

00:25:00.000 She's committing to this person forever.

00:25:02.000 I mean, he is too, but you know what I mean?

00:25:05.000 He doesn't really care.

00:25:06.000 He'd do it at City Hall.

00:25:08.000 So let's make it all about her.

00:25:11.000 Then the guy starts going through his sons who were there.

00:25:14.000 And Chris, my second oldest boy, you know, your strength this past year has been unprecedented.

00:25:20.000 We've learned so much from you.

00:25:23.000 And then my youngest boy.

00:25:25.000 I'm changing all their names.

00:25:26.000 Gregory, what an inspiration.

00:25:29.000 I've learned so much more from you than I could ever teach, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:32.000 And you're like, what?

00:25:34.000 And I don't care.

00:25:42.000 That's exactly what I was thinking.

00:25:47.000 Like, I'm never even going to talk to this person.

00:25:49.000 Not at the reception.

00:25:50.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:25:51.000 No one does.

00:25:53.000 And then he shows up at the reception and everyone's there.

00:25:56.000 Hey, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:56.000 One's got suits on and stuff.

00:25:58.000 And he shows up and he goes, well, I'm the la, I'm changing the names again.

00:26:01.000 I'm the only O'Reilly who's not married.

00:26:04.000 That's nice.

00:26:06.000 Got anything else to tell us about yourself on her day?

00:26:10.000 Her day.

00:26:12.000 The story, I gave a good speech at it.

00:26:15.000 I talked about how she cares so much.

00:26:18.000 Like, I met her through media booking, Stossel, and stuff.

00:26:21.000 I was a guest.

00:26:23.000 And she would text you shit like after the show.

00:26:27.000 All the other, there's a lot of chicks that ran Hannity's show, and they were just clearly just punching in the clock, and they couldn't wait to go home. 1.00

00:26:34.000 She cared.

00:26:35.000 And she would, you know, text me after.

00:26:37.000 Like, you know that story with the hacking?

00:26:41.000 They hacked the pipeline and they had to pay a $6 million ransom.

00:26:44.000 But it turns out now it was $90 million and private companies paid it?

00:26:49.000 What's going on now?

00:26:50.000 So everyone thought it was $6 million.

00:26:53.000 And then she would do the kind of thing she would do is text me after the show and go, that bribe was actually $90 million, $90 million ransom. 0.89

00:27:04.000 So I talked about that and how this person generally cared.

00:27:06.000 And I just thought, let's not waste all this care.

00:27:09.000 She's a tsunami of care.

00:27:11.000 And you want to bottle that and direct it somewhere other than media.

00:27:14.000 This is all just punditry.

00:27:16.000 Media is silly.

00:27:17.000 It's not real.

00:27:18.000 Not like a loving marriage.

00:27:19.000 I don't want to say kids because she's getting older.

00:27:22.000 And I go, and our friend here managed to bottle up all this care.

00:27:26.000 Let me give an example of how much she cared.

00:27:28.000 I was doing my show.

00:27:29.000 I've told you this story before.

00:27:31.000 And now I want to talk about the time I did Coke on a hot mic.

00:27:34.000 But there's little kids there, and the other family is very Christian.

00:27:38.000 In fact, I think the officiator was a priest.

00:27:41.000 And I go, so I didn't like that I didn't get along with the guest during the show.

00:27:45.000 So we're going pee together, coincidentally, after the show.

00:27:48.000 And I pull out some, I didn't say cocaine.

00:27:52.000 I said, I looked at him, I go, hey, do you want to do a little Toots Magoots?

00:27:56.000 And he goes, sure, why not?

00:27:57.000 So he goes, and then I take mine and go, and I come back to her office saying, we're going to go get a beer.

00:28:07.000 And she goes, she's crying.

00:28:08.000 And she goes, I don't want to get this show canceled.

00:28:11.000 And I go, babe, I'm going to, I'm avoiding using her name.

00:28:15.000 I'm going to get fired sooner or later.

00:28:17.000 It's just, it's going to happen.

00:28:18.000 The only question is when?

00:28:20.000 What are you worrying about?

00:28:20.000 And she goes, it's a good show, but your fucking mic was on, you imbecile.

00:28:24.000 And everyone heard it, the control room in DC, the people in Dallas, like the owners.

00:28:30.000 Everyone heard me snorting cocaine.

00:28:34.000 And I got to fit in that joke and use it as an example of how much she cares.

00:28:38.000 And then I said the groom managed to bottle that care and direct it where it belongs in a loving relationship.

00:28:43.000 So that went well.

00:28:45.000 And then the other pet peeve at the fucking wedding, there's always one of them at every wedding.

00:28:50.000 I think my dad was one actually at mine.

00:28:53.000 He shows up in a footlocker polo, which isn't even a nice polo.

00:29:02.000 He looked like a fucking ref. 1.00

00:29:04.000 He had a footlocker polo, which is like a cheap polyester white polo with like two buttons.

00:29:10.000 It looks like he was refing like a kid's basketball game.

00:29:13.000 And then he had athletic pants on, like the kind with an elastic waistband, kind of like rayon rugby pants kind of a thing.

00:29:20.000 Like the kind of pants you wear if you're under home arrest.

00:29:25.000 And then he had flip-flops on.

00:29:27.000 This guy was probably 70 years old.

00:29:29.000 Flip-flops.

00:29:31.000 His gross 70-year-old man feet.

00:29:33.000 You know how at that age, like a toenail will fall off and they won't even care?

00:29:36.000 They're Jeff Goldblum in the fly, for fuck's sakes.

00:29:39.000 And then on top of that, his hair was at that point where when you get really old and it just becomes straw and it grows like a puppet.

00:29:48.000 He had puppet hair and he hadn't cut it.

00:29:51.000 You can't get a fucking haircut?

00:29:53.000 Like it's disrespectful to the bride.

00:29:55.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:29:57.000 So he's sitting in front of me the whole time with his liver spots on his stupid bald head.

00:30:02.000 What a pig. 1.00

00:30:06.000 Anyway, so then we're driving around.

00:30:08.000 We're in Jupiter, which is very nice.

00:30:10.000 Very New York.

00:30:10.000 I think Florida is dumb.

00:30:12.000 Sorry, guys.

00:30:13.000 And Jupiter has all the dumbest New Yorkers who go down there. 0.77

00:30:17.000 They try to speak English and stuff and do okay.

00:30:20.000 And then we went up to Miami to see the Mets play the Marlins, which was weird.

00:30:26.000 Sweet.

00:30:26.000 I'd say a third of the audience were Mets fans.

00:30:29.000 Cheering.

00:30:30.000 And I was walking around with my boys going, you know, if this was Glasgow and we were showing up to a Celtics game like this in Rangers gear, we would be murdered.

00:30:38.000 We'd be dead by now.

00:30:39.000 We'd been stabbed.

00:30:41.000 There'd be people screaming, throwing shit at us.

00:30:43.000 Instead, I'm just like sitting next to someone in a Marlin shirt and cheering when they suck.

00:30:48.000 They creamed us. 1.00

00:30:49.000 It was 5-0.

00:30:50.000 It's cool being, have you ever seen a baseball game in a stadium before?

00:30:54.000 It's weird.

00:30:55.000 It's cold.

00:30:57.000 And what happens when the ball, if the ball hits a rafter and bounces back?

00:31:02.000 I guess it's a foul?

00:31:04.000 I don't know.

00:31:05.000 No balls came close, and they had no home runs.

00:31:07.000 A vertical foul?

00:31:08.000 But Miami is like all the dumbness of Florida times 10.

00:31:14.000 Like the IQ is of an already low IQ state.

00:31:18.000 Everyone there is an imbecile.

00:31:20.000 It's like the movie Idiocracy.

00:31:22.000 Like when we were driving back to the airport, the guy got lost twice with GPS.

00:31:27.000 And every Uber we got, oh, there's an Uber I got.

00:31:29.000 He didn't have shoes on.

00:31:33.000 Look at his feet.

00:31:34.000 Thank you for that.

00:31:35.000 At least he's got a hot ass foot. 1.00

00:31:39.000 And nine pairs of glasses.

00:31:41.000 Like he's a moron.

00:31:42.000 Why do you have nine pairs of glasses?

00:31:43.000 Because you're special.

00:31:45.000 And they kept getting lost even with the, like they can't follow GPS.

00:31:50.000 And very loud people too.

00:31:53.000 Like the Mets game was deafening.

00:31:56.000 And there's a DJ in between plays.

00:32:01.000 Hey, Miami.

00:32:02.000 Woo! 0.99

00:32:03.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:32:06.000 Fucking everywhere you go.

00:32:09.000 We go out for dinner on this outdoor patio.

00:32:11.000 It's called the Rusty Pelican.

00:32:13.000 And there's just black people on jet skis with music blasting, boats coming by, like shaking the table. 0.99

00:32:20.000 People smoking cigars next to me.

00:32:22.000 Women, I assume they're lesbians, smoking cigars all over our table. 1.00

00:32:25.000 Can you stop?

00:32:27.000 It was just obnoxious.

00:32:29.000 And They're so dumb that they're racist without even knowing that that's bad.

00:32:35.000 So I'm in the cab and I'm doing.

00:32:38.000 My brother, my eldest boy said this was racist of me, but I do it to Scottish people too in every accent.

00:32:45.000 But we get in and the guy's like, oh, you come to Miami.

00:32:48.000 Yes, it's Zoja Ruru.

00:32:51.000 This place was a boca town, very expensive, very expensive. 1.00

00:32:54.000 And I'm going, it's bad.

00:32:55.000 Oh, it's so crazy.

00:32:56.000 It's crazy.

00:32:57.000 I hate when you do that.

00:32:59.000 Well, it's only bad if someone points it out.

00:33:01.000 Right.

00:33:01.000 The tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it.

00:33:04.000 So sometimes my wife will go, he's sorry.

00:33:06.000 He doesn't.

00:33:06.000 And I'm like, honey, you just made it real.

00:33:08.000 You just heard him.

00:33:09.000 It was off the books before.

00:33:10.000 So he had no clue I was being him.

00:33:13.000 And he's like, yeah, this place, a lot of people coming down here, a lot of people.

00:33:19.000 And he's a lot of money going around Miami right now.

00:33:22.000 Like, it doesn't look like it.

00:33:24.000 It looks like fucking Beirut.

00:33:26.000 Rebar poking out.

00:33:28.000 And also, speaking of idiocracy, there's all these construction projects.

00:33:32.000 You can tell someone gave up.

00:33:35.000 Like a bridge opened like this right by Little Havana that's rotting.

00:33:39.000 And it's like a 700-ton bridge.

00:33:42.000 It looks like an ocean liner would go through there.

00:33:44.000 But it looks like they just ran out of money and gave up.

00:33:47.000 Roads closed, rebar, garbage, fucking ducks with AIDS just sitting on the road fighting with a cat. 0.87

00:33:54.000 Quack.

00:33:54.000 Ducklings everywhere.

00:33:56.000 Shit, vomit, beans because they're feeding the ducks.

00:34:01.000 Just like a mess.

00:34:03.000 A total idiocracy.

00:34:04.000 Piles of garbage everywhere.

00:34:06.000 Anyway, he goes, yeah, boys, kind of big problem with black people.

00:34:12.000 A lot of black people coming here.

00:34:14.000 They believe.

00:34:15.000 Don't go to Salt Beach.

00:34:16.000 Lot of crime.

00:34:17.000 They wrecking shit and stealing.

00:34:20.000 And I go, a lot of drugs.

00:34:22.000 They're doing drugs, selling drug.

00:34:24.000 And he's like, yeah, yeah.

00:34:25.000 And prostitution, prostitution. 1.00

00:34:29.000 Like, my family's in the car.

00:34:30.000 What the fuck?

00:34:32.000 Like, you're saying the problem with Miami is black people are here to a family.

00:34:38.000 Like little kids.

00:34:39.000 Like, everyone's going to go, oh, that's too bad.

00:34:41.000 We all obviously hate black people as you do. 1.00

00:34:44.000 Like, could you be more tone deaf?

00:34:47.000 Hey, when you're driving your taxi around, maybe don't be racist.

00:34:53.000 I'm not saying that there isn't a problem with crime in Miami and might be that demographic, but like as Bill Burr says, maybe get to know me better before you put on the clan hood. 0.99

00:35:02.000 Yeah.

00:35:03.000 Remember this?

00:35:04.000 When you mimicked the Chinese guy? 0.96

00:35:07.000 A little bit, but he's still good guy.

00:35:20.000 I'm so uncomfortable right now in real life.

00:35:30.000 Trying to take the attention.

00:35:57.000 It's like a lady. 1.00

00:35:59.000 That guy knew after.

00:36:01.000 No, he didn't.

00:36:02.000 Because he stopped talking, though.

00:36:04.000 Yeah, because we were talking.

00:36:05.000 Oh, yes.

00:36:06.000 Chinese people don't want to bother you. 1.00

00:36:10.000 Yeah, so anyway, I'm sorry to keep insulting Floridians.

00:36:12.000 Florida's awesome, by the way.

00:36:14.000 And it wasn't as mask-free as I thought it would be.

00:36:17.000 It's no Texas 1-2.

00:36:19.000 Texas is open and ready to rock.

00:36:21.000 But there's a train that I wanted to take that goes from Jupiter to Miami.

00:36:24.000 I just did Ubers the whole time, including a $211 Uber from Jupiter to Miami, which was still cheaper than renting a car.

00:36:33.000 But yeah, Texas is good to go.

00:36:36.000 The train was shut down from Jupiter to Miami because of COVID.

00:36:39.000 And you still saw a lot of people with masks.

00:36:41.000 Kind of disappointing.

00:36:42.000 In fact, I'd argue the burbs outside of New York City, Westchester, and Long Island have less masks than Florida.

00:36:53.000 At my local pub by my house, no one wears a mask, not even the bartenders, nobody.

00:37:02.000 Did I cover everything?

00:37:03.000 Is that enough insulting an entire state?

00:37:08.000 I mean, they can't even get off the plane.

00:37:11.000 Like, they get their shit and they start walking up.

00:37:13.000 And I'm like, no, no, it goes by rows.

00:37:17.000 I cannot tell you how many times I've had to explain to numbskulls that row one goes out first, then row two.

00:37:27.000 Wouldn't it be strange if row 38 tried to get out before row 14?

00:37:31.000 That would be what's called impossible.

00:37:35.000 So I think a normal, I shouldn't even have to say this.

00:37:37.000 No one told me this.

00:37:39.000 It's like my parents were the dishwasher.

00:37:40.000 Like, I kind of want this.

00:37:42.000 I go, I didn't get to take a night course in dishwasher.

00:37:45.000 It's intuitive.

00:37:46.000 On, off, wash clothes.

00:37:51.000 And so this guy's coming with his luggage.

00:37:54.000 And so I've got to send my boy out because I'm in the middle seat.

00:37:58.000 And I'm like, hold on there.

00:38:00.000 Stand there.

00:38:01.000 And then the other guy's standing there and then I have to look at him, do my stare.

00:38:03.000 This is me doing a stare.

00:38:05.000 And then I have to go, can you?

00:38:07.000 And he just has this look of like a dead goat.

00:38:11.000 Like, I'm like, you gotta, we gotta get out here.

00:38:16.000 And he doesn't say anything.

00:38:18.000 He's just like, eh.

00:38:19.000 And he doesn't go back.

00:38:21.000 Like, if you could see in his brain and see his thoughts, you just see like a tumbleweed.

00:38:27.000 Nothing, not negative, not positive, not, I don't understand.

00:38:30.000 That's all too much.

00:38:31.000 It was just a vacuous wasteland was in his head.

00:38:40.000 So then I just make sure that this, because I would fucking rather die than let him butt in front of my family, my children, my wife.

00:38:49.000 Fuck you.

00:38:57.000 It's my youngest son's new trick.

00:38:59.000 Giving people the finger without giving them the finger.

00:39:01.000 You go.

00:39:03.000 Oh, that's pretty cool.

00:39:04.000 I'm snapping.

00:39:07.000 So yeah, I feel bad now, shitting on Florida so much.

00:39:12.000 But.

00:39:12.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:39:17.000 What will it take?

00:39:18.000 Fury over Freed Cop Dragger's new rampage.

00:39:22.000 Oh, the guy who dragged the cop.

00:39:23.000 Yep.

00:39:24.000 I saw an article actually here where it was like, cops should have stayed around.

00:39:29.000 And they went to this woman's house, and then she had been freaking out about her boyfriend.

00:39:33.000 They just took a report.

00:39:34.000 They couldn't do anything.

00:39:36.000 And then he came back later and stabbed her to death.

00:39:38.000 And they're like, the cops should have stayed there.

00:39:40.000 So now we have to be, you defund the police, get rid of them, but now we want them back and we want them to violate the law, the protocol.

00:39:52.000 And if some chick's complaining with no evidence, you have to stay there in her house and guard her. 1.00

00:40:01.000 Teens being taught in New York schools, porn, porn literacy, they're being taught such subjects as the orgasm gap and women and gays and the most searched-for smut terms, including anal and gang pain.

00:40:16.000 That's in the paper.

00:40:17.000 Yeah.

00:40:18.000 Wow.

00:40:18.000 She was teaching her students that.

00:40:20.000 Her name is, what's her name?

00:40:23.000 Justine Ang Fonte.

00:40:26.000 There's the Palestinian who's totally happy.

00:40:29.000 Anyway, you don't tune into a show to watch someone look at the newspaper.

00:40:32.000 Oh, Chrissy Teigen is canceled, which is fun.

00:40:36.000 It's fun when their side gets canceled, isn't it?

00:40:40.000 And then there's AOC who claims that she has to see a therapist now because she's so traumatized by the Capitol invasion because she thought she was going to die. 0.76

00:40:49.000 She's been to war.

00:40:51.000 She's taking my joke with the war movie vet and she's making it real. 0.52

00:40:56.000 She says it's like she's been in a war and she has PTSD.

00:41:01.000 Alexandria, you weren't there.

00:41:05.000 That's a pretty big deal.

00:41:08.000 That's a pretty big detail to leave out.

00:41:10.000 You were not at the Capitol building when it was, quote-unquote, invaded.

00:41:18.000 Her basic training was fire drills in high school.

00:41:20.000 Yeah, this was a funny story, a sign of hypocrisy.

00:41:24.000 You see the guy with the sword?

00:41:25.000 That's, what was his name?

00:41:30.000 Dessalin?

00:41:32.000 He was a soldier during the Revolution.

00:41:34.000 The slaves took over Haiti, and they murdered all the white people, chopped off babies' heads, raped women, then stabbed them to death, then cut off... 0.98

00:41:41.000 They did a lot of beheadings.

00:41:42.000 In fact, in this picture, he's beheaded, right?

00:41:45.000 Drank their blood.

00:41:46.000 We've talked about this, where they would take the skulls of white people and drink their blood. 0.99

00:41:51.000 And they just named a street after him in New York.

00:41:55.000 Now, you can't have Christopher Columbus there, but you can have this fucking slaughtering Haitian emperor. 1.00

00:42:04.000 So yeah.

00:42:07.000 Brooklyn principal urged teachers to denounce Israel.

00:42:10.000 A lot going on.

00:42:11.000 Maybe I should start doing a Friday show.

00:42:13.000 The news piles up to the point where I can't even take a bite out of it.

00:42:19.000 We got to get to this new studio sooner than later, dude.

00:42:22.000 I'm cooking right now.

00:42:23.000 It is very hot.

00:42:26.000 Tell me if you can hear the AC on the mic.

00:42:36.000 Very, very low.

00:42:37.000 Like, if I press...

00:42:39.000 What if I put my mic on this side?

00:42:42.000 That should be even less.

00:42:44.000 I think it's more there.

00:42:45.000 Maybe because how close it is now?

00:42:48.000 As opposed to the direction.

00:42:50.000 Okay.

00:42:51.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:42:52.000 It's just getting a bassy sound.

00:42:55.000 We're just going to try this for a sec.

00:42:57.000 Please humor me, alright?

00:42:59.000 It'll be a better show if I'm not cooking.

00:43:03.000 Yeah, it's not really registering.

00:43:05.000 People are always complaining about the audio on this show.

00:43:08.000 We haven't...

00:43:09.000 I mean, in a while, I think it's been pretty quiet.

00:43:11.000 It's pretty quiet for him.

00:43:13.000 It's quiet.

00:43:13.000 Yeah, it's quite quiet.

00:43:14.000 It's quiet.

00:43:15.000 It's quiet.

00:43:15.000 I haven't started the show yet.

00:43:18.000 Did I tell you all my things?

00:43:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:22.000 On the plane, I saw a cool movie called...

00:43:26.000 Oh, shit, what's it called?

00:43:27.000 The Vault.

00:43:30.000 I'm noticing there's this trend where movies, action movies especially, have become European.

00:43:36.000 If you're American outside the bathroom, what are you when you're inside? 1.00

00:43:39.000 European.

00:43:40.000 And I think it's because a lot of these countries will double your money.

00:43:44.000 So if you make a $5 million movie in Belgium, they'll pay you $5 million.

00:43:48.000 So now you have a $10 million movie.

00:43:51.000 And you obviously have to use Belgian actors and Belgian locations.

00:43:55.000 So these guys got a bunch of money.

00:43:57.000 The production companies at the beginning is like 32 production companies.

00:44:00.000 These guys got a bunch of money.

00:44:02.000 And you can tell they had to have a German in it, a Brit, shoot it in Britain and in Spain, and have Spanish actors. 0.76

00:44:10.000 So they bombard you with Euro culture and all these people with accents. 1.00

00:44:16.000 If you can get past that, which is no small feat, then you're watching a cool movie about these guys robbing a vault in Spain, which I think really exists and is based on water.

00:44:30.000 But yeah, it's worth checking out.

00:44:32.000 I don't know why I just said that.

00:44:34.000 You should watch it.

00:44:36.000 You always got to rent action movies on a plane because you don't want there to be a kissing scene.

00:44:42.000 I've not seen like one coming attraction for this, but it's just as big as any other release right now.

00:44:49.000 Well, that's...

00:44:50.000 Movies have gone weird on us.

00:44:52.000 Yeah.

00:44:53.000 They're either straight to Netflix or like that's, you know, nobody was.

00:44:58.000 Bob Odenkirk was kind of lucky because that would have normally been like an indie film no one heard about.

00:45:04.000 But because there's so few movies being put out, it's like the most talked about movie in the country.

00:45:10.000 Too bad he fucking lied and said he was home invaded several times.

00:45:16.000 Bullshit, Bob.

00:45:18.000 And it wasn't by Russians.

00:45:19.000 And yeah, home invasions are not really a Russian thing.

00:45:24.000 They're not really a white thing.

00:45:28.000 Let's just make all movies like this.

00:45:30.000 Have you seen these?

00:45:31.000 Dad Revenge movies.

00:45:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:32.000 This is awesome, right?

00:45:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:35.000 Okay, let's start the show.

00:45:36.000 Ready?

00:45:37.000 And the show is officially beginning one hour in.

00:45:41.000 I'm Not going to do any three-hour shows anymore.

00:45:43.000 That's just stupid, right?

00:45:44.000 That's good for a sit-down.

00:45:51.000 Remember that shitty dad from last week?

00:45:54.000 Some people were mad that I blamed him almost as much as the black criminal.

00:45:57.000 No.

00:45:58.000 The black criminal who murdered that little kid is the top of the bad guy list. 0.99

00:46:02.000 Let's just, let's save us some court time and just shoot him in the head.

00:46:05.000 Throw him in a hole.

00:46:07.000 But the dad, way, way down the culpability line, is also a piece of shit because he left his kids at the ex-girlfriend's because he wanted to skip a court appearance for felony drug charges.

00:46:21.000 Like, dude, you got to have a different fucking lifestyle when you have kids, you loser.

00:46:25.000 And you couldn't leave them with the mom, the biological mom.

00:46:30.000 And I'm telling you, predators can smell vulnerability.

00:46:34.000 I once knew a chick who had a crazy theory. 1.00

00:46:37.000 And she was a liberal.

00:46:38.000 This is back before Trump when liberals could say controversial things.

00:46:41.000 She said, and that AC is getting way too loud. 0.94

00:46:44.000 She said that gay priests can smell gay kids.

00:46:50.000 Whoa.

00:46:50.000 Not literally smell, but like, I should have said sense.

00:46:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:54.000 That a kid is growing up to be gay, and those are the ones they prey on because they might like it a little bit. 1.00

00:47:01.000 That's a horrible thing to say.

00:47:02.000 That's her theory.

00:47:04.000 Okay?

00:47:04.000 It's not mine.

00:47:07.000 But it's also possible that predators can sort of suss out when a child is being neglected.

00:47:14.000 And they think that'll be a better target.

00:47:16.000 So this guy had been stalking the home for weeks, planning to murder a child, that little boy.

00:47:25.000 And she looks kind of good there, like a pretty girl who's uglifying herself. 0.54

00:47:29.000 You know what I mean?

00:47:30.000 Like a Jewish art photographer. 0.69

00:47:32.000 But no, that's her done up, trying to look nice.

00:47:35.000 She looks like a skell, and that's their disgusting bedroom. 1.00

00:47:38.000 Look at that shit.

00:47:39.000 What's on the walls?

00:47:40.000 Is that shit?

00:47:41.000 And what kind of loser doesn't have blinds?

00:47:45.000 Like, blankets on the wall on the...

00:47:48.000 That's something that out of the fag zone. 0.99

00:47:50.000 No, I've got blinds.

00:47:52.000 No, you have that one piece of cloth that's like a space scene?

00:47:55.000 Oh yeah, that I do have, yes.

00:47:57.000 Yeah.

00:47:57.000 I have one of those.

00:47:58.000 It's for losers like Ryan who live in hoarder pig sties.

00:48:02.000 But you have kids and you don't have blinds?

00:48:05.000 And what's that rug?

00:48:07.000 What's that white sheet just stuck to the wall there?

00:48:11.000 What is that about?

00:48:13.000 You know what I think it might be?

00:48:15.000 I think the blinds fell.

00:48:17.000 And that's them upside down.

00:48:18.000 And they never did anything.

00:48:20.000 You know what that smells like?

00:48:22.000 Speaking of smells, is meth.

00:48:24.000 I think we got some meth heads here.

00:48:27.000 Like, the curtains are upside down.

00:48:31.000 Oh, someone's got a nice house, piece of property there.

00:48:36.000 But keep going down.

00:48:37.000 I think they show other pictures of the house.

00:48:39.000 There's this disgusting bed that's not really a bed with a pillow.

00:48:42.000 It looks like it's from a couch.

00:48:44.000 There's fucking carpeting.

00:48:47.000 I mean, sorry, curtains hanging upside down.

00:48:49.000 What else do we got?

00:48:53.000 Also, why'd you let the Daily Mail into your home to take pictures?

00:48:58.000 So this guy is now talking about it.

00:49:02.000 Saying, get this.

00:49:04.000 It's been hard for him.

00:49:07.000 Try getting murdered.

00:49:08.000 That's much worse.

00:49:09.000 This is like when they go, oh, wait, she's talking?

00:49:12.000 Let me see what she's saying.

00:49:22.000 But that's exactly the way that they want people.

00:49:25.000 Was that his thing there was later?

00:49:28.000 That sucks.

00:49:31.000 Wines are 20 bucks.

00:49:34.000 Oh, he was happy.

00:49:36.000 He was a happy baby.

00:49:38.000 He was eager to learn.

00:49:40.000 He was very eager to learn.

00:49:42.000 He wanted to know how to read so bad.

00:49:46.000 He always said, what does that say?

00:49:47.000 And what's that say?

00:49:48.000 And then what's that say?

00:49:50.000 Oh, man.

00:49:51.000 Was he a happy child?

00:49:53.000 He was a very happy child.

00:49:55.000 Very, very, very happy child.

00:49:56.000 I don't know.

00:49:58.000 Like I said, you heard a lot of them.

00:49:59.000 Look at her eyes.

00:49:59.000 She's on meth.

00:50:00.000 You love bugs.

00:50:01.000 I don't like bugs.

00:50:03.000 Cash would chase me with bugs.

00:50:05.000 And he thought it was funny.

00:50:08.000 And the sores, that's another meth thing.

00:50:11.000 Was he a disgusting human being?

00:50:12.000 Let's just kill them too.

00:50:15.000 Electric chair for everyone.

00:50:16.000 He's the leader.

00:50:17.000 He was the one that showed Carter how to do everything.

00:50:20.000 Okay, I don't want to see her anymore.

00:50:20.000 She's making me sick.

00:50:22.000 But the dad, who's also on that page, you can see him.

00:50:25.000 He says, you have no idea how hard it has been for all of us to hold it together while everyone picks your family apart.

00:50:33.000 What family?

00:50:35.000 You don't have a family?

00:50:38.000 You absconded.

00:50:42.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

00:50:44.000 Show the pictures of him.

00:50:45.000 It's not in the video.

00:50:46.000 There's actual pictures there.

00:50:48.000 My name is Trevor Gernin.

00:50:49.000 I'm the father of Cash Gernin and Carter Gernin.

00:50:52.000 Why are you even talking to the media?

00:50:57.000 All of you have questions, and I would like to take a moment to address the public.

00:51:02.000 First, let me say that I do not wish this nightmare on any parent.

00:51:07.000 You have no idea how hard it has been for all of us or how hard it is to hold it together while everyone picks your family apart.

00:51:15.000 Family turning on it.

00:51:16.000 It's not even your girlfriend.

00:51:18.000 All attention and time should be reserved for cash.

00:51:21.000 I want to thank you all for being so compassionate and motivated.

00:51:24.000 I almost shouldn't have shown that.

00:51:26.000 Don't get divorced.

00:51:30.000 Now, I have heard a couple excuses.

00:51:31.000 I don't like the, she's crazy. 1.00

00:51:33.000 Because why were you with her in the first place?

00:51:35.000 And why'd you knock up a crazy bitch? 1.00

00:51:37.000 You knew you weren't going to last.

00:51:40.000 But one excuse I've heard is, she's a crazy, stupid, horrible cunt bitch that I had kids with because I was on drugs that whole time. 1.00

00:51:49.000 But then even that's kind of bad because, like, why are you, like, if you're going to be a drug addict and a drunk, then don't make humans.

00:51:57.000 Just like keep to yourself.

00:51:58.000 Sleep in the bathtub and wet yourself.

00:52:02.000 But I saw this interesting story that our female viewers were like in the New York Post 1-4 where these people, they got divorced for some stupid reason. 1.00

00:52:11.000 Divorce has got no stigma here.

00:52:13.000 No one says like you wasted her best years or anything.

00:52:17.000 So people will just do it when they're going through a rough time.

00:52:19.000 As I've said a million times on the show, you can have a rough year.

00:52:23.000 People go to Afghanistan and fight, don't see their family for a year.

00:52:27.000 People move to a shithole like China because of work and have to smell those fucking eggs, those boiling eggs and tea everywhere they go. 0.99

00:52:36.000 And look at dog shit.

00:52:37.000 There's dog shit everywhere.

00:52:39.000 Shit everywhere in China. 0.98

00:52:41.000 It's filthy.

00:52:43.000 Everything.

00:52:44.000 I used to ride my bike.

00:52:45.000 This is Taiwan, which is much cleaner than China, mainland China. 0.98

00:52:49.000 I'd ride my bike to a client to teach English.

00:52:52.000 I'd get there, wash my face on a white towel.

00:52:55.000 I'd dry off.

00:52:56.000 There'd be a hand, a hand, and my exact face on the fucking towel. 0.67

00:53:00.000 That's how filthy it is there, just riding your bike from A to B. But anyway, people go there and they have a shitty year and then they come back and they made some money and they made progress with their company.

00:53:12.000 So this article, the Brooklyn couple were married for about seven years, but divorced amicably in 2012 after attending to sick parents and dealing with life obstacles became too much.

00:53:26.000 What?

00:53:28.000 Like sleep in separate beds for a little while.

00:53:32.000 You're just too stressed out by your mom dying.

00:53:36.000 I know a guy back in Williamsburg whose mom died and he was so distraught, he got divorced.

00:53:42.000 Like he couldn't stop crying and his life fell apart and so his marriage fell apart.

00:53:46.000 What?

00:53:47.000 I do not get that.

00:53:50.000 Then about two years ago, Don ran into his former wife's nephew on the street.

00:53:54.000 After hearing she never remarried, he made major overtures to win her back.

00:53:59.000 And eventually she broke down and now they're dating and fucking and they know each other's bodies and they know what each other likes and she makes good Italian food. 0.99

00:54:05.000 Unquote.

00:54:07.000 Got a little carried away.

00:54:09.000 Oh, she's Eastern European. 0.95

00:54:11.000 Mashkovich.

00:54:13.000 Gary Don.

00:54:14.000 Do you want my classic Mashkovich potatoes?

00:54:18.000 Dad said I had taters for supper.

00:54:23.000 I already told you that, told you that.

00:54:25.000 I'm bored of racism.

00:54:27.000 Let's check out Israel for a sec. 0.75

00:54:29.000 I'll come back to racism later.

00:54:34.000 Anti-Semitism from the Arab community is so deep that you can tell, sorry, this is 4-7.

00:54:43.000 You can tell that they learned this from kindergarten.

00:55:05.000 I am not perilous.

00:55:10.000 To the believers to be the Jews, may he annihilate this filthy people who have neither religion nor conscience. 1.00

00:55:17.000 I condemn whoever believes in normalizing relations with them, whoever supports sitting down with them, and whoever believes that they are human beings.

00:55:24.000 They are not human beings.

00:55:25.000 They are not people.

00:55:26.000 They have no religion, no conscience, and no moral values. 0.82

00:55:30.000 Our hatred of the Jews is based upon our faith. 0.98

00:55:34.000 Perfect.

00:55:37.000 The Quran tells us to hate them, not to love them.

00:55:42.000 If the Jews left Palestine to us, would we start loving them? 1.00

00:55:46.000 Of course not.

00:55:47.000 We will never love them.

00:55:48.000 Absolutely not.

00:55:52.000 Your belief regarding the Jews should be first, that they are infidels, and second, that they are enemies.

00:55:58.000 They are enemies, not because they occupied Palestine.

00:56:02.000 They would have been enemies even if they did not occupy a thing.

00:56:06.000 We would treat the Jews as our enemies, even if they returned Palestine to us. 1.00

00:56:11.000 Because they are infidels. 1.00

00:56:13.000 In other words, we're not looking for any kind of negotiation.

00:56:17.000 Which I say, good, done.

00:56:20.000 Wall, shh.

00:56:21.000 You fuck with me, I shoot you.

00:56:23.000 Done.

00:56:25.000 Why do they keep trying to appease them?

00:56:26.000 And you know how many people were kicked out of Palestine when Israel was formed?

00:56:31.000 About 1,500.

00:56:33.000 And the Arab community was so mad at the Jews that they kicked out about the same amount from their various Arab countries.

00:56:41.000 And now you have Muslims living in Israel, which I don't like. 1.00

00:56:48.000 Never happened in the States.

00:56:50.000 Because Jews aren't even allowed to go over the border and go into Gaza.

00:56:59.000 Avi Yemeni has a great little mini video up 5-0 about his family who lived in Gaza.

00:57:06.000 And I remember this in 2005, the Jews said, okay, we're going to appease you. 0.94

00:57:11.000 We want peace so badly.

00:57:14.000 So they bulldozed, I don't know what it was, 20 different residences that were in Gaza that were seen as settlements.

00:57:22.000 And these people lost everything, lost their homes.

00:57:24.000 It was eminent domain, right?

00:57:25.000 So they got what they say is market value, but it's below market value.

00:57:28.000 And then they threw them in to the equivalent of the Bronx and said, start your farm again up here, fucker. 0.99

00:57:35.000 And what did that do?

00:57:36.000 Did the Palestinians say, thank you for this.

00:57:39.000 We respect your gesture of peace.

00:57:41.000 We will refund this same peace back to you.

00:57:45.000 No, they saw it as weakness.

00:57:48.000 So it actually ramped up the violence because the hyena saw someone in the pack with a limp and they went, ooh, this is a good time to strike.

00:57:58.000 And they didn't take Avi Yamini, who was one of the families.

00:58:01.000 They didn't take their farm and make it a great farm.

00:58:04.000 They turned it into Hamas' headquarters to launch more rockets.

00:58:09.000 Moral of the story, don't capitulate.

00:58:18.000 I think that's them being bombed now from Gaza. 0.89

00:58:22.000 They're in Israel and they're getting bombed probably from their own location.

00:58:38.000 You hear the explosions?

00:58:40.000 There's a bomb.

00:58:42.000 I'm just getting sick and tired of people telling me how they love my work, but that I need to educate myself on the Israel. 0.92

00:58:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:50.000 Everyone's an Israel expert who's never been there.

00:58:52.000 There's two types of people who talk about Israel.

00:58:55.000 People who've been there and people who haven't.

00:58:58.000 Don't talk to me if you haven't been there.

00:58:59.000 And even anti-Semites, you should go there and see how many of your theories are true. 0.99

00:59:18.000 And my mom, grandma, uncles, aunties, cousins, siblings, nephews and nieces, pretty much most of my family still live there.

00:59:26.000 So today, I'm going to do something a little different.

00:59:28.000 I'm going to share with you just one of my family's stories, their reality that I believe sums up everything that's happening right now.

00:59:38.000 This is my uncle Yossi Yemeni.

00:59:40.000 He used to have the cherry tomatoes in Kushkadif.

00:59:43.000 That's what he used to export out of Kushkadif throughout the entire Israel and the Middle East. 1.00

00:59:49.000 In 2005, my uncle Yossi, my mother's brother, his wife and five kids were forcibly evicted from their home in Gaza by the Israeli government, ironically, in a land for peace deal with the Palestinians.

01:00:37.000 What's up?

01:00:37.000 Should we have told the listeners, people who are listening?

01:00:40.000 Oh shit, I keep forgetting that people might be listening to this audio.

01:00:42.000 Anyway, that'll be in the show notes on the site on the blog.

01:00:45.000 I put the show notes up there every day.

01:00:47.000 And you can watch that whole thing.

01:00:49.000 And it's just like, it's just a great example of how the narrative and the truth are so far apart.

01:00:56.000 This idea that Israel is just bullying these innocent villagers.

01:01:01.000 I saw a great Dennis Prager video.

01:01:04.000 I should put that on the notes, where he goes through John Oliver's rant about Israel.

01:01:09.000 And he's like, Palestinians don't have an iron dome, but Israelis do. 1.00

01:01:17.000 And then this IDF officer says, yes, they do have an iron dome.

01:01:22.000 It's called peace.

01:01:23.000 Don't launch rockets, and we won't launch rockets on you.

01:01:27.000 It might be in there.

01:01:28.000 Is that it?

01:01:29.000 Dennis Prager.

01:01:30.000 This is the fireside chat with Otto.

01:01:34.000 How well known is Otto?

01:01:36.000 You ask?

01:01:37.000 Probably not asking, but I'll ask.

01:01:40.000 Anyway, first of all, is he up?

01:01:42.000 What's the story here?

01:01:44.000 I love Dennis Prager.

01:01:46.000 I didn't know he was Jewish.

01:01:47.000 I got a book called In Defense of Israel, and then I saw it was written by Prager.

01:01:56.000 He encourages Christianity a lot, too.

01:01:58.000 Well, they all do.

01:01:58.000 Look at Ezra.

01:01:59.000 Right.

01:02:00.000 True.

01:02:00.000 Like Muslims say, smite ye above their necks.

01:02:04.000 We're all infidels.

01:02:05.000 We all have to convert or die. 0.88

01:02:07.000 And then Jews, for the most part, especially Orthodox, recognize that we're basically on the same page.

01:02:12.000 Yeah, Christians, too.

01:02:14.000 The Jesus thing.

01:02:16.000 One side says Jesus is magic.

01:02:18.000 The other side says he was just a guy.

01:02:20.000 Now, he only did miracles for, I don't know, three months.

01:02:23.000 So we're really just differing on three months.

01:02:26.000 And that's not bad.

01:02:28.000 And in Israel and the occupied Palestinian territories, Palestinians are essentially being governed by a form of apartheid.

01:02:34.000 Apartheid? 0.62

01:02:35.000 What does it mean, a form of apartheid?

01:02:37.000 Do Arab Israelis not have the same rights as Jewish Israelis?

01:02:42.000 If he's saying that, he's lying.

01:02:45.000 That's a big charge.

01:02:46.000 Muslim Israelis have all the same rights.

01:02:48.000 You know what I noticed?

01:02:49.000 They do.

01:02:50.000 They complain about the quality of the roads.

01:02:52.000 I mentioned that before, right?

01:02:53.000 The road, the picture.

01:02:55.000 Anyway, that's a great video.

01:02:56.000 I should get that in the notes.

01:02:57.000 Can you email that to me?

01:02:59.000 Yep.

01:02:59.000 Did you see Shapiro's tweet about the population of Jews in the various countries and stuff?

01:03:05.000 No?

01:03:06.000 That was pretty eye-opening, too.

01:03:07.000 I'll see if I could find it.

01:03:10.000 Look at Geraldo here losing his shit with Dan Bongino, who's kicking ass and taking names.

01:03:15.000 He's got Trump coming on as a guest.

01:03:17.000 Damn.

01:03:18.000 He's taking over Rush Limbaugh's spot.

01:03:21.000 No one knows what race he is, though.

01:03:24.000 It looks like, you know what he looks like when lefties say in the future, there will be no different races.

01:03:29.000 We'll all be one race.

01:03:30.000 He's the Pangea of the races. 1.00

01:03:32.000 Filipino, black, Italian, white, Chinese man.

01:03:37.000 Like Fred Armison.

01:03:39.000 You missed it.

01:03:41.000 Here's about a minute of my appearance last night with a role.

01:03:45.000 You know what?

01:03:45.000 Wait, before I get to that, before I get to that, this is important.

01:03:48.000 I don't want to go out of order here because it is critical.

01:03:50.000 We do this the right way.

01:03:51.000 Remember the theme of the show today.

01:03:52.000 Liberals live in an alternate reality that's not real, has real world effects.

01:03:58.000 When they do stupid stuff, there's an article Bongino.com written by resident fact checker Matt Palumbo.

01:04:04.000 I want you to check it out, please.

01:04:05.000 It'll be in my newsletter today.

01:04:06.000 It's very informative.

01:04:08.000 Survey finds conservative media viewers are more informed than liberals on important topics.

01:04:14.000 Folks, read the article.

01:04:15.000 I'm not going to do the whole thing.

01:04:16.000 It's up at my website, bongino.com.

01:04:18.000 It's an amazing piece.

01:04:21.000 People who watch Fox News and conservative media know a whole lot more than liberals who watch MSNBC on coronavirus, police shootings, Israel, the national debt, tax rates, health care, and gun violence.

01:04:34.000 We just know more.

01:04:36.000 There are facts.

01:04:37.000 How many people are killed with AR-15 rifles every year?

01:04:41.000 Liberals don't know. 0.66

01:04:43.000 Conservatives do.

01:04:44.000 I bet it's like 20% of Americans that don't have health care.

01:04:48.000 Liberals don't know. 0.66

01:04:49.000 Conservatives do.

01:04:52.000 Okay, go ahead, J. Geraldo.

01:04:54.000 Liberals don't know why the United States although again, I have to correct his misinformation about what's actually going on in Israel because then liberals will believe it and they'll want to start a war with Israel.

01:05:05.000 Check this out.

01:05:06.000 There are dozens of Talistan.

01:05:08.000 And whose fault is that?

01:05:09.000 Whose fault is the protection provided to Israel by the United States without your demand for a ceasefire?

01:05:17.000 I demand.

01:05:17.000 Cease fire.

01:05:19.000 I demand that Israel win the war. 0.95

01:05:22.000 Israel needs to win the war against terrorism.

01:05:27.000 Cease fire?

01:05:29.000 They're getting shot at.

01:05:30.000 What are they supposed to do?

01:05:32.000 You shoot at us, we shoot at you. 0.92

01:05:35.000 Pretty simple.

01:05:36.000 Otherwise, what do we do?

01:05:37.000 We just sit there with the Iron Dome getting murdered every day?

01:05:41.000 Rockets that they're people killing.

01:05:44.000 All these children.

01:05:46.000 Death.

01:05:46.000 Peraldo, you do this every time.

01:05:49.000 This is such garbage, and I'm really getting sick of it.

01:05:52.000 You play this emotional game with the audience and use your position of responsibility to put out misinformation and public things.

01:06:02.000 You have the nothing to address the momentum.

01:06:08.000 You didn't come on the show to attack me.

01:06:10.000 You came on the show to talk about the issue.

01:06:12.000 Because again, you're in your position of authority.

01:06:16.000 They take a view.

01:06:17.000 That are absolutely outrageous.

01:06:20.000 Around those.

01:06:21.000 Furthest thing from a punk.

01:06:24.000 Because you can't go on the air.

01:06:25.000 I'm out of control.

01:06:26.000 Calm it down.

01:06:27.000 Yeah, you really calm him down.

01:06:30.000 Maybe trying to make experience in the Middle East.

01:06:32.000 Have you ever even been there?

01:06:34.000 I want to make my points, John.

01:06:37.000 Again, you see what happens?

01:06:39.000 He goes to the emotional argument right away.

01:06:42.000 I know what he means by punk.

01:06:44.000 He means he's, you know, 40 years in the business and Dan's new to this.

01:06:48.000 So he's a punk in that he's a little kid.

01:06:50.000 He's not polished like Geraldo.

01:06:52.000 But go farther ahead.

01:06:54.000 He says, like, he keeps talking about these Palestinian kids.

01:06:56.000 Yes, Hamas puts children in harm's way.

01:07:00.000 They bomb Israel from the hospital. 0.87

01:07:03.000 They bomb Israel from residential apartment buildings. 0.98

01:07:07.000 It's a miracle that more innocent civilians don't die.

01:07:11.000 That was all the Geraldo in that club.

01:07:12.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:14.000 What's 4-9?

01:07:16.000 Everyone is so fucking uninformed on this subject.

01:07:20.000 Oh, this one's pretty good.

01:07:22.000 Yeah.

01:07:24.000 I'm pretty...

01:07:25.000 Have you noticed, by the way, how mainstream I am?

01:07:28.000 Like, Charlie Kirk, Dan Bongino, The Driver is Racist in Miami.

01:07:35.000 Like, this show is a pretty moderate show.

01:07:37.000 Meanwhile, I got fucking frat boys trying to attack me when I'm with my kids because I'm the master of hate.

01:07:45.000 The fucking asshole who started the Brat Boys. 0.96

01:07:47.000 I bet they're squeaky clean, too.

01:07:49.000 They have no opinions that are.

01:07:52.000 All of their allegations, like you foster hate.

01:07:54.000 Let's hear them talk about Israel.

01:07:56.000 Let's hear them talk about MAGA, Trump supporters.

01:08:00.000 Then you hear nothing but hate.

01:08:07.000 Which land are you talking about specifically?

01:08:10.000 Well, Gaza they've given up. 0.99

01:08:12.000 Gaza's all PA now. 0.96

01:08:13.000 They've given up Gaza?

01:08:14.000 Yes, the IDF does not give up.

01:08:16.000 How many Jews live in Gaza?

01:08:18.000 How many Jews live in Gaza?

01:08:20.000 Zero.

01:08:21.000 Every Jewish, every Jewish Israeli was forced out of Gaza.

01:08:25.000 Just stop.

01:08:26.000 I understand if you don't give a shit about Israel. 0.91

01:08:28.000 That I totally get.

01:08:29.000 If you just say, I don't like foreign policy and just, that's, I care about my neighborhood.

01:08:33.000 Gotcha.

01:08:34.000 But if this is your thing, and you're lining up to argue with Charlie Kirk, and you don't know that there's no more Jews in Gaza.

01:08:45.000 Five.

01:08:46.000 Zero Jews live in Gaza.

01:08:47.000 Zero.

01:08:48.000 By the way, 17 people die from AR-15s every year out of 331 million.

01:08:54.000 Not a big deal.

01:08:54.000 Yes, because Jews tend to have children, so you have to build more houses to accommodate them.

01:09:03.000 No doubt.

01:09:04.000 So let's talk, let's just fax audience.

01:09:11.000 Now it become a hot tub for terrorists in Hamas. 0.88

01:09:14.000 Hundreds of millions a year from the West go to Hamas.

01:09:16.000 Yet zero hospitals and zero new schools have been built in the last five years.

01:09:19.000 Yet over 30 terror tunnels have been found in the last two years.

01:09:22.000 They are controlled by Hamas.

01:09:23.000 If anyone defends Hamas, I'm sorry.

01:09:25.000 That's just an indecent conversation I can't have for you.

01:09:30.000 Oh, okay.

01:09:30.000 You have a right to that opinion, but let me finish what I'm saying.

01:09:34.000 What did I just say?

01:09:35.000 That's incorrect, though, because I think the fact that there's no new hospitals and no new schools being built and it's Hamas, hundreds of millions of dollars are being given to them by the UN and by the U.S. Hamas.

01:09:47.000 Do you guys denounce Hamas?

01:09:48.000 Do you denounce Hamas?

01:09:51.000 What?

01:09:52.000 You don't.

01:09:52.000 Wait, what do you think of Hamas?

01:09:54.000 Wait, what do you think of Hamas?

01:09:57.000 Do you know that it's not affording space?

01:09:58.000 No, no, it's an open space.

01:10:01.000 No, you don't, actually.

01:10:02.000 It's a first time.

01:10:03.000 See, that's another thing they're totally unaware of.

01:10:05.000 When you're in public, there's a reasonable expectation of being photographed and videotaped.

01:10:10.000 You knew that 100 people were going to see you that day.

01:10:13.000 Now it's 100,000.

01:10:14.000 It's just more than you expected.

01:10:16.000 So no, there is no law against being recorded in public.

01:10:21.000 Sorry.

01:10:23.000 This is all college.

01:10:26.000 Like you're going at least $100,000 in debt to go to a place where you come out stupider than when you went in.

01:10:35.000 I mean, I could teach, like, that shit about being videotaped, all the stuff Charlie Kirk said.

01:10:40.000 She learned more in this one minute than she would learn in an entire college career.

01:10:52.000 So I'm sorry, you forfeited your right to privacy being in an open space on a public ground in a public university.

01:11:00.000 I can't touch Jews. 1.00

01:11:01.000 Let's go to Jews. 1.00

01:11:01.000 But you do know in Hamas's charter, it does say to kill Jews, right? 1.00

01:11:05.000 Like in Hamas's actual governing documents, are you okay with that?

01:11:11.000 They're 12 years old, they're being tried in.

01:11:15.000 Well, Hamas does use children as human shields.

01:11:18.000 Well, we are.

01:11:19.000 We are.

01:11:20.000 We are.

01:11:20.000 But if a 12-year-old is part of Hamas, I have to look at the specifics of that.

01:11:24.000 They should be interviewed.

01:11:25.000 I mean, of course.

01:11:26.000 I've never said that a country is out faults.

01:11:28.000 I have said they are the most moral country In the Middle East, and I'm fascinated by the amount of hatred that is thrown at them.

01:11:33.000 I'm fascinated by the amount of hatred that is thrown at them.

01:11:35.000 Well, it's a white hatred of 8 million Jews, and they see them as the ultimate whites, and we live in an anti-white society. 0.62

01:11:43.000 Let's jump over to Antifa, because they're very anti-Israeli.

01:12:03.000 Is Charlie Kirk still going on in the background?

01:12:05.000 Yes.

01:12:08.000 I'll never forget seeing an article in Haretz.

01:12:11.000 Now, you want to talk about liberals and anti-Semitism?

01:12:15.000 Check out Israel. 0.96

01:12:17.000 Their liberals are so fucking radical left, it's insane.

01:12:26.000 And it gets to the point where they're pro-Palestine and pro-Antifa.

01:12:32.000 So I saw an article in Horetz.

01:12:34.000 Herets, I think it's Hebrew for the land or something, but they said to criticize Antifa is anti-Semitic.

01:12:44.000 I guess because a lot of Antifa are Jewish.

01:12:46.000 I don't know what the fuck their rationale was.

01:12:48.000 But I look at the article, and it was written by a guy in Antifa who writes for Heretz.

01:12:54.000 And I just thought...

01:12:55.000 What the fuck?

01:12:57.000 Hey, Jews, you know how Antifa feels about Palestine and Israel?

01:13:02.000 They want you all to die, including you, Horetz, including this building. 0.98

01:13:05.000 Antifa wants it to blow up.

01:13:07.000 They want Israel to cease to be.

01:13:09.000 That is the position of everyone in Antifa.

01:13:13.000 The communists, the anarchists.

01:13:15.000 It's the one thing they all agree on.

01:13:16.000 Fuck Israel. 0.61

01:13:17.000 And there you are saying people who criticize that.

01:13:20.000 You might as well say criticizing Palestinians is anti-Semitic.

01:13:23.000 I mean, they are Semitic people.

01:13:27.000 But that story we just saw that was going on in the background was there was an anti-Israel rally and the cops showed up and Antifa jumped in front of the car and thought they could stop it.

01:13:38.000 It's a cop car, by the way.

01:13:40.000 Turn it up.

01:13:44.000 Gary Lade, you moron.

01:13:47.000 What do you think you're going to do?

01:13:51.000 Look, he's really getting his back into it.

01:13:54.000 I'm stronger than the car.

01:14:00.000 Let's run him over, please.

01:14:02.000 Oh.

01:14:03.000 Holy shit.

01:14:06.000 Look, and then they're running to chase him.

01:14:08.000 What the fuck, right?

01:14:09.000 Yeah.

01:14:10.000 I'm chasing a cop car.

01:14:14.000 Now that cop's got balls because he's taking on...

01:14:17.000 What do we got?

01:14:18.000 Two or three guys taking on a mob of 20, 30.

01:14:21.000 Look, there's a chick there. 1.00

01:14:23.000 She's getting involved. 0.89

01:14:24.000 A guy in a scooter.

01:14:25.000 Like, it's all a silly game to them.

01:14:27.000 It's a day out.

01:14:30.000 Wait, what was that?

01:14:31.000 Antifa means solidarity with Israel? 0.68

01:14:35.000 No.

01:14:36.000 No.

01:14:38.000 They certainly are not.

01:14:40.000 That's Berlin.

01:14:42.000 Yeah, maybe in Berlin, where anything remotely Nazi gets you jail time.

01:14:47.000 So that's pathetic.

01:14:48.000 We'll abandon Israel for now. 0.98

01:14:50.000 I don't mean literally.

01:14:51.000 I mean as a subject.

01:14:52.000 Oh, I found his tweets right around the corner here about the population of Jews in that area.

01:15:01.000 In Israel.

01:15:02.000 Yeah, in Israel.

01:15:03.000 You know, I keep, I sent it to myself from my phone to my email, and my email is so fucking slow.

01:15:08.000 It's crazy.

01:15:09.000 Well, sometimes.

01:15:12.000 Number of Jews in Egypt, 10.

01:15:15.000 10.

01:15:17.000 Jordan, 0.

01:15:18.000 Saudi Arabia, 0.

01:15:19.000 Lebanon, 100.

01:15:20.000 Out of 7 million.

01:15:22.000 Syria, 0.

01:15:23.000 Iraq, 4.

01:15:24.000 Jesus.

01:15:25.000 Iraq.

01:15:27.000 What are you guys doing there?

01:15:28.000 No, the Christians in northern Iraq getting slaughtered churches blown up.

01:15:32.000 They just shoot up the churches.

01:15:34.000 Iran, 8,000.

01:15:36.000 Number of Arabs in Israel, 1.9 million.

01:15:40.000 Holy shit, I didn't really...

01:15:41.000 That's a quarter.

01:15:43.000 With full civil rights.

01:15:45.000 But sure, Israel is the apartheid state. 0.76

01:15:47.000 See, I'm done arguing with it.

01:15:49.000 It's like when I had that dinner with, what are they called?

01:15:54.000 Conservative Review, National Review.

01:15:57.000 And those are the guys who want the New York Times to like them.

01:16:02.000 And so there was a New York Times journalist there, some Jewish chick, who just had her fucking nose in the air the whole time. 1.00

01:16:09.000 And they were all trying to appease her so badly.

01:16:12.000 They knew she was going to write about this, and they wanted a good review in the New York Times so badly.

01:16:16.000 We want mainstream acceptance.

01:16:18.000 Why?

01:16:19.000 The New York Times hates you, National Review.

01:16:22.000 They see you as exactly the same as Nick Fuentes.

01:16:24.000 And to sit and try to differentiate is a waste of time.

01:16:28.000 Fuck them.

01:16:29.000 We're done.

01:16:29.000 It's an American divorce.

01:16:31.000 Anyway, they were talking about Islam.

01:16:34.000 I'd had a few drinks.

01:16:36.000 And they were talking about ISIS.

01:16:37.000 Yeah, that was it.

01:16:38.000 And they go, I think what their strategy now is they want to go more south and stay away from Libya and other parts of North Africa and get maybe subsidized.

01:16:49.000 I forget what the process was, but they had this whole large World War II Churchillian plan that they had imbued ISIS with. 0.57

01:16:58.000 And this is their strategy going forth with territory in the Middle East.

01:17:02.000 Meanwhile, it's a roving band of retarded pirates who are just killing everything that crosses their path, including stray dogs. 0.99

01:17:11.000 And I said, can we stop enforcing or imposing some sort of grand plan on a bunch of inbred savages? 0.99

01:17:20.000 They're inbred.

01:17:22.000 They're fucking war mongrels.

01:17:24.000 And all eyes went to her.

01:17:28.000 Oh, great.

01:17:28.000 There we go.

01:17:29.000 That guy just blew it for us.

01:17:32.000 Give it up.

01:17:35.000 Baby, give it up. 0.96

01:17:37.000 Give it up.

01:17:38.000 Baby, give it up. 0.96

01:17:40.000 Give up making liberals like you.

01:17:42.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.

01:17:46.000 We did pretty good.

01:17:47.000 They don't want the truth.

01:17:49.000 Like, look at those Asians at the beginning of the show. 1.00

01:17:52.000 It's very easy to see who's beating up old Asian ladies, but no. 1.00

01:17:56.000 We want to focus on a stupid white kid who's probably 10? 0.83

01:18:01.000 12?

01:18:02.000 Pretty good.

01:18:04.000 Banned.

01:18:06.000 Speaking of retards, Camu Bell is back at it again. 1.00

01:18:09.000 Back at it again with the white van.

01:18:11.000 Damn Camus!

01:18:14.000 You know that meme?

01:18:15.000 No.

01:18:16.000 Damn Daniel?

01:18:17.000 Oh, you damn Daniel.

01:18:18.000 Damn, Daniel!

01:18:20.000 Back at it again with the white bands.

01:18:22.000 Yeah.

01:18:23.000 Since Camubell has hosted another documentary praising violent Antifa.

01:18:27.000 He says, if you're against them, then you're on the side of Hitler. 0.73

01:18:30.000 What a, he's just, I'm sorry to use the word dumb because a lot of my friends are dumb and I'm kind of worried I'm dumb.

01:18:36.000 But sometimes it's just the answer you're looking for.

01:18:39.000 Like that guy in the plane today and Camu Bell, I'd like to see them both do a fifth grade math test.

01:18:45.000 Long division.

01:18:47.000 He's just a boob.

01:18:48.000 And he's noticed that you get money when you pretend that you're a revolutionary and we're living in a fucking clan rally of a country.

01:18:56.000 So he did another documentary praising Antifa.

01:18:59.000 Bell previously met with the Tacoma, Washington firebombing Antifa member, Willem Van Spronsen, before he was killed.

01:19:07.000 Now, let's just go back.

01:19:09.000 William Van Spronsen is pitched by the left as a man who wanted to mess with some ICE vehicles, break their wheels or something, so they couldn't pick up illegals and send them back and put children in cages.

01:19:21.000 That's the narrative.

01:19:22.000 This is the reality.

01:19:24.000 He was going there to commit a mass shooting.

01:19:27.000 He chose a time when they'd be getting out of their shift.

01:19:30.000 That particular place doesn't have guns.

01:19:32.000 It's not actual ICE agents.

01:19:34.000 So he would have been shooting all of these people who were unarmed.

01:19:39.000 And he didn't just have a lot of rounds to shoot a lot of people.

01:19:42.000 He had a bunch of propane tanks to do major explosions.

01:19:46.000 He was going to commit a mass killing of unknown proportions.

01:19:52.000 I'm going to say 50 people.

01:19:53.000 He could have killed 50 people, but law enforcement acted fast and took him out.

01:19:58.000 Thank God.

01:20:00.000 That's not a hero.

01:20:01.000 That's a Dylan Roof.

01:20:03.000 Willem Van Spronsen.

01:20:06.000 He knew he was going to die, too.

01:20:08.000 That's not someone who's going to slash a few tires.

01:20:14.000 So Camubell was pro-him.

01:20:16.000 It literally blew up in his face.

01:20:18.000 And just like I said, the reason I say give up on trying to convert these people is, or convert, inform these people, is when all this happens, they're unflappable.

01:20:28.000 So you defend a guy who was going to do a mass killing.

01:20:30.000 You don't go, oof. 0.93

01:20:33.000 Time to recalibrate.

01:20:36.000 I might be wrong about this.

01:20:37.000 Nope.

01:20:38.000 Let's do it again.

01:20:39.000 So what's the link?

01:20:45.000 Let's see the clip.

01:20:46.000 Is it a clip?

01:20:47.000 Yeah.

01:20:53.000 Turn it up.

01:21:00.000 Maybe when people are complaining about the sound, they're complaining about the clips.

01:21:04.000 Maybe, yeah, this is not a good sound.

01:21:06.000 Let's see if it buffers.

01:21:10.000 Portland seems like a special snowflake off in the Pacific Northwest.

01:21:15.000 Also, it is clear that the problems that Portland, Oregon is experiencing are fundamental to the problems that America is experiencing.

01:21:22.000 We are telling them what's best for us, and they respond to the blackness. 1.00

01:21:26.000 We did this episode of Portland in the first season, and it's great to be able to come back in the sixth season and see how it is changing.

01:21:35.000 We're seeing every single black person in Portland, by the way.

01:21:38.000 All 13 of them.

01:21:40.000 Where you're only getting your idea of Portland from the mainstream news, then you're not really getting a fully developed idea of Portland.

01:21:48.000 Even people in Portland are somehow under the impression that the protests are in a bigger area than they're actually in.

01:21:55.000 And people who live outside of Portland think the whole city is protesting.

01:21:58.000 My father was convinced that Antifa is burning down the city.

01:22:01.000 My mother called me last week and asked if protesters were trying to burn down my house.

01:22:05.000 I'm like, hold on a second, let me look out the window.

01:22:07.000 Nope, they're not out there.

01:22:08.000 It's not 100% of Portland that's on fire.

01:22:11.000 Right.

01:22:11.000 Not every single house has been fucked up and vandalized.

01:22:14.000 Just one area.

01:22:16.000 Well, a couple of areas and a couple of deaths and a couple of fires.

01:22:20.000 And the mainstream media, they're blowing it up.

01:22:23.000 No, the opposite is happening, you boob. 0.81

01:22:26.000 They say it's mostly peaceful.

01:22:28.000 There's probably no police shooting black people outside when you look out there, too.

01:22:32.000 It's been on the fucking news every single day for over a year.

01:22:36.000 Every day.

01:22:38.000 Not outside his window.

01:22:41.000 What were the riots we had in New York with David Dinkins, the Crown Heights riots, after that Jewish guy, asidic Jew, I think, killed a black kid with his car by accident?

01:22:49.000 And there was riots for three days in just in Crown Heights.

01:22:53.000 That was known globally as the New York riots.

01:22:57.000 That went down in history as the massive, insane New York riots.

01:23:02.000 Yes, Williamsburg and Greenpoint and everything else were safe.

01:23:09.000 What kind of moronic argument is this that not all of Portland is on fire?

01:23:18.000 You know what Dinkins did for those riots?

01:23:22.000 Nothing.

01:23:23.000 He just did and hoped they stopped.

01:23:29.000 Some discourse.

01:23:34.000 He was better than de Blasio in that he was just inept and he didn't do anything and the city felt the shit around him.

01:23:39.000 De Blasio's a saboteur.

01:23:41.000 And de Blasio was David Dinkins' intern when he was young.

01:23:49.000 Go back to Camus telling us that Portland's just fine.

01:23:54.000 Blue Democratic city and even though Portland is this bright blue Democratic city and quote-unquote progressive, if you're in a room with some white progressives and some black progressives and some indigenous progressives, there are different opinions about how we get to liberation.

01:24:10.000 It's wonderful to have white allies, but if those white allies are speaking for black people who have not asked them to do so, then that's problematic.

01:24:24.000 Oregon is founded as a place where they stole the land from the Native Americans and then gave white people land for free. 0.97

01:24:32.000 For free.

01:24:33.000 So white people were encouraged to move to Portland, and then they wrote into the founding of the state that black people weren't allowed to be here.

01:24:41.000 And when was this perchance?

01:24:43.000 Was that last year?

01:24:44.000 Or was that a long fucking time ago?

01:24:47.000 Was that 100 years ago?

01:24:49.000 You know how much of a pussy you look like when you bitch about things from 100 years ago? 1.00

01:24:53.000 Do you want to know what life was like during the Industrial Revolution for the Irish?

01:24:58.000 For the children in coal mines?

01:25:00.000 Do you hear me whining about that shit?

01:25:02.000 No, because I'm not a pussy retard like you. 1.00

01:25:06.000 Basically, like a microcosm of how the country was founded.

01:25:08.000 I shouldn't be like going out there with pepper spray and a baton and a taser just to keep myself safe.

01:25:13.000 In ridiculous lashes.

01:25:16.000 Be like going out there with pepper spray and a baton and a taser just to keep myself safe for preaching.my life matters.

01:25:22.000 I shouldn't have to do that.

01:25:26.000 So Portland's particularly racist because they stole the land from the Indians.

01:25:31.000 How does that compare to other places in America?

01:25:36.000 I thought this was funny.

01:25:37.000 Some Antifa guy suing for being arrested.

01:25:40.000 He was trying to kill people with a knife and he got tuned up.

01:25:44.000 So he sued.

01:25:45.000 I think he won.

01:25:47.000 Back in 2017 at a violent Antifa protest in Evergreen College against Brett Weinstein, a pretty moderate dude, one of the Antifa armed with a knife was tackled and handed to police.

01:25:57.000 Joseph Robinson sued those who tackled him for $5 million.

01:26:01.000 The case was dismissed in federal court last week.

01:26:04.000 Oh, so he didn't win, thank God.

01:26:06.000 But the arrogance of suing, suing.

01:26:12.000 Oh, that's fantastic.

01:26:13.000 Isn't Brett like an actual liberal, like straight-up classical liberal too?

01:26:17.000 Yeah, he is.

01:26:18.000 I think he was the guy that said it's weird to have, that all white people have to leave the campus on a particular time or something, and he got fired for that.

01:26:27.000 Yeah, in that clubhouse call where they were like, you're white, your name's Weinstein.

01:26:32.000 You see, Weinstein, a lot of this left-wing anti-Semitism is really just anti-white racism.

01:26:39.000 Did we ever check what Amy Susskin is?

01:26:41.000 And it's ethnomasochism because the people doing it are white and Jewish. 0.97

01:26:44.000 Is Amy Susskind like pro-Israel, pro-Palestine?

01:26:49.000 I don't know.

01:26:50.000 Let's not talk about her.

01:26:51.000 This is another interesting clip about real estate ad.

01:26:54.000 Andy knows Twitter is just an endless source of fun.

01:26:59.000 This is an Antifa house you can stay in.

01:27:01.000 Creatures Co-op, an Antifa housing collector in Northeast Portland run by Joe Fish, has put up an advertisement for an impromptu room made from recycled doors.

01:27:11.000 Rent is $300 a month, and the renter has to be okay with the property also being used as a place for prostitution services. 0.99

01:27:19.000 That's nice.

01:27:19.000 It's a queer collective where these, they're all fucking meth heads, too.

01:27:23.000 They're meth heads who suck dicks for money so they can buy more meth, and they think they're being revolutionaries.

01:27:29.000 Look at the room you get.

01:27:34.000 Keep going?

01:27:37.000 There it is.

01:27:38.000 What do you think?

01:27:39.000 And that's the most flattering.

01:27:41.000 Yeah, that's the hot shot.

01:27:43.000 It's like they hired a real estate photographer to show off.

01:27:46.000 It's like...

01:27:47.000 Turn to what are they hiding?

01:27:49.000 What sort of horrors?

01:27:50.000 Oh, God.

01:27:51.000 So you just come home and someone's like jerking off an old man on your bed?

01:27:56.000 Yeah, they jizz everywhere?

01:27:57.000 They blow somebody for money to get meth, and then they give somebody meth to get blown.

01:28:02.000 And then the whole cycle.

01:28:03.000 Must be okay with lying on some stranger's jizz.

01:28:07.000 Oh, I'm totally okay with that.

01:28:10.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:28:12.000 That's enough Antifa for one day.

01:28:16.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:28:21.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:28:27.000 Let me touch it.

01:28:30.000 Oh, this is this dork Will Carliss, who's obsessed with the Proud Boys, because he's obsessed.

01:28:38.000 He's the national correspondent at USA Today for extremism and emerging issues.

01:28:44.000 So I assume he's covered a lot of these Palestinian groups who proudly beat up Jews. 1.00

01:28:50.000 I assume he's talking about the Antifa violence against Jews, about the black violence towards black Asian violence.

01:28:58.000 I assume he'll be covering that.

01:29:03.000 My name is Will Carlos.

01:29:04.000 I'm a national correspondent with USA Today.

01:29:06.000 I'm writing a story about the Wisconsin chapter of the Proud Boys.

01:29:08.000 I was contacted by several current and former members of the group after Enrique Tarreo launched a harassment campaign against me on Telegram.

01:29:16.000 You poor thing.

01:29:18.000 These men described being attracted to the Proud Boys because of the initial tenets of the group that you founded.

01:29:24.000 They agreed with those tenets and wanted to be part of an organization they saw as noble and important.

01:29:29.000 All the men I have spoken with describe the Wisconsin Proud Boys chapter as a den of sadistic bullying and cruelty towards prospective members and actual Proud Boys alike.

01:29:41.000 They say that the only way to rise up the ranks of the Proud Boys is to display fealty to white supremacy and espouse anti-Semitism.

01:29:50.000 They point out that the Wisconsin Proud Boys is overwhelmingly, if not exclusively, white.

01:29:56.000 In short, they say it's white supremacist.

01:29:58.000 Who are these guys that you've spoken to?

01:30:01.000 And what evidence do you have that they're Proud Boys?

01:30:04.000 If you would like to comment from my story, you can reach me here on my cell phone, which is my signature.

01:30:08.000 I'm curious as to your thoughts about the direction this group is taking.

01:30:12.000 What a dork, what a dick, what a loser, what a fag. 1.00

01:30:16.000 What a bitch, what a dick, what a loser, what a fag. 1.00

01:30:20.000 Pipeline number five, the musical.

01:30:23.000 Funny dude, social political commentary.

01:30:26.000 Check him out.

01:30:27.000 16,000 views, May 24th.

01:30:34.000 Let's jump in like a third of the way in.

01:30:38.000 And then on over to Sarnia, Ontario.

01:30:41.000 And now they're in a hip-hop scenario.

01:30:43.000 A little bit of poppin' lives helps you bring dead fuel for the a little drop to work won't go too far.

01:30:51.000 If you haven't gotten gasoline for your car, jump way ahead now.

01:30:58.000 Oh, the whole thing is fun.

01:31:01.000 Did a good job.

01:31:03.000 Yeah.

01:31:03.000 It's a full-length fucking barry.

01:31:05.000 It's not a half-ass at all.

01:31:07.000 And then he's got a talkies.

01:31:12.000 In the best province in the world.

01:31:15.000 A man from Tough Miles.

01:31:17.000 Cultural Technician.

01:31:18.000 Quick Tick McDick. 0.99

01:31:20.000 After processing calves.

01:31:25.000 And cows.

01:31:30.000 And semen. 0.95

01:31:34.000 Okay, I brought all my own stuff.

01:31:36.000 I got my own tag, my own vaccine gun, my own pillow gun here.

01:31:39.000 And what works best on the ranch is if we vaccinate while we semen testibles. 0.79

01:31:44.000 You concentrate on one more than the other.

01:31:46.000 Okay, I'm just here to give you your COVID-19 vaccine today.

01:31:48.000 Okay, we're not going to need any of those things.

01:31:50.000 I have my own needle and syringe.

01:31:52.000 Well, that's embarrassing.

01:31:54.000 That's funny.

01:31:55.000 It didn't even hurt.

01:31:57.000 Next.

01:31:58.000 Oh, Avey, we got a long one here.

01:32:01.000 Hey, Gavin, I work for a fairly large company that provides online training.

01:32:03.000 Been here a little over three years and have watched two things happen.

01:32:05.000 One, critical race theory and wokeism being inserted into American companies and being provided as required training at those jobs.

01:32:14.000 Two, construction companies selling out for foreign labor.

01:32:19.000 Oh, then two, construction companies selling out.

01:32:20.000 The woke training is happening and it's being presented in large companies.

01:32:24.000 Here's a list of some amazing titles.

01:32:26.000 Anti-racism, colorblindness doesn't work.

01:32:29.000 In other words, fuck Martin Luther King.

01:32:32.000 We knew that was coming.

01:32:34.000 The respectful workplace, diversity, inclusion, and equity.

01:32:38.000 The respectful workplace, again, turn microaggressions into micro inclusions.

01:32:43.000 We also provide quite a bit of OSHA training, blah, blah, blah.

01:32:46.000 I feel like we've been sold out by our government.

01:32:49.000 Thanks for everything.

01:32:50.000 I like Lotus.

01:32:52.000 I thought she was going to suck, but now I totally watch all her stuff.

01:32:55.000 Yeah, that's why with a lot of these, like The Spiel and Lotus, like I couldn't care less what the comments are because I have long-term plans with those shows, and I know that they are a slow burn.

01:33:08.000 Yeah, maybe what's really going on here is big corporations are about to really gut our workforce and get us fired and replace us with foreigners. 1.00

01:33:19.000 And so they want you to feel racist if you complain.

01:33:25.000 So they replace all the workforce with Indians in tech and they import Chinese people to work in factories in the Rust Belt. 0.96

01:33:33.000 And then you go, what the fuck's with all these Chinese people here? 1.00

01:33:36.000 I mean, you're firing everyone and replacing them with cheap Chinese labor? 1.00

01:33:41.000 It's called diversity and inclusion.

01:33:43.000 You're making them feel unwelcome.

01:33:45.000 Do you want to get canceled?

01:33:47.000 And then they go, oh, no.

01:33:49.000 And then they go home with their tail between their legs, unemployed.

01:33:53.000 Maybe that's what's really going on here.

01:33:57.000 And this one is eating the poop all over the place. 0.99

01:34:02.000 Aren't you embarrassed to be the older, wiser man and not know that this vehicle is a camouflage prototype test model vehicle?

01:34:10.000 Manufacturers do this to hide their new models from the competition, engineers and rivals, and from photographers beating the company to the punch.

01:34:19.000 Oh.

01:34:22.000 I am embarrassed.

01:34:24.000 Hey, Gavin, Rye Guy, I work all day and then come home and have dinner with the wife and kids, hang around with them and kick my feet up and listen to my favorite show.

01:34:30.000 Then I usually pass out midway through the show.

01:34:32.000 My daughter being the south of Boston, smart as she is, you know, that's gay listening to another guy's voice before falling asleep, she said. 1.00

01:34:40.000 I had no rebuttal because I thought to myself, holy shit, is this gay? 0.99

01:34:43.000 Is she right?

01:34:44.000 That means you're gay. 1.00

01:34:46.000 Yeah, that's gay. 0.93

01:34:48.000 But there's nothing wrong with being gay.

01:34:50.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

01:34:53.000 That means you're gay. 1.00

01:34:56.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:35:14.000 I think this, let's do the pipes one, the first one there, how to fix pipes.

01:35:19.000 Because this is fascinating for two levels.

01:35:22.000 One, it's my anus after a night of drinking bourbon.

01:35:26.000 And two, it's a really intelligent way to fix a pipe.

01:35:30.000 So rather than having to dig up the whole foundation and replace a pipe, they put this hungover asshole through it.

01:35:40.000 And it fixes it.

01:35:43.000 It lines it.

01:35:47.000 The things that men do, men create. 0.95

01:35:50.000 So you just sort of tease it into the hole, right?

01:35:54.000 And it's the lining, the blue line that looks like cloth.

01:35:58.000 I guess it's some sort of like opaque fiberglass, whatever it is, plasticky stuff.

01:36:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:36:08.000 That was me on the plane this morning.

01:36:10.000 And then I assume the red stuff comes out.

01:36:11.000 The red stuff is just used to move it out.

01:36:14.000 But that blue stuff stays in the pipe.

01:36:18.000 Isn't that cool?

01:36:20.000 So you just lined the pipe.

01:36:21.000 Or maybe the red stuff stays in there too.

01:36:23.000 He seems to be pushing it in like a prolapsed anus.

01:36:26.000 Oh, no, now it's getting sucked back out again.

01:36:29.000 And they got a whole new pipe.

01:36:32.000 Of course, if there's any T junctions, you can't do this.

01:36:37.000 You ruined it.

01:36:38.000 Dude, my shit cramps on the plane today.

01:36:40.000 So we were late for the flight because, of course, the dude couldn't figure out the GPS and he missed the exit, right?

01:36:47.000 Mr. Monkey Feet?

01:36:49.000 No, that was...

01:36:50.000 I had like 15 Uber drivers.

01:36:53.000 I spent $300 on Ubers, including the 211 from Jupiter, Miami.

01:36:59.000 That is cheaper than a...

01:37:00.000 But it would have been $80 a day, three days, plus a $75 drop-off fee.

01:37:05.000 So we rushed to the airport, and I, you know, drunks, we have our one little shit when we first wake up, and then we have the monster of just explosive diarrhea.

01:37:13.000 It looks like Jaws' stomach.

01:37:14.000 Like there's a license plate in there, a report card from kindergarten, an Asian kid, pen, a little, a weird sort of a fish writhing around, some eels, an old tire.

01:37:27.000 It doesn't even smell like shit.

01:37:28.000 It smells like barf, lettuce, even though we Haven't had lettuce in three weeks.

01:37:32.000 So I'm on the plane, and I'm like, should I just run to the bathroom?

01:37:35.000 And I was like, I can't.

01:37:37.000 Because I'm a good person, not like all these other travelers.

01:37:40.000 And I follow the rules as much as I can.

01:37:43.000 So then I got this shit cramp coming.

01:37:46.000 And it feels like I'm slowly being stabbed with a spear.

01:37:50.000 Jesus Christ, Mr. Your Mayor?

01:37:53.000 Yeah, that's what I was like.

01:37:54.000 And I had to lift up my arms and go like, somehow, you know, the gym helped because I'm used to pain and suffering through something like lifting a weight.

01:38:03.000 So I would go like this, and I knew, and then I had to make sounds like and sort of pump.

01:38:12.000 And I was and I was worried I was going to lose it.

01:38:14.000 You know, you get to my age and sometimes when you have to piss bad, like two drops will come out totally against your will.

01:38:21.000 So I'm going.

01:38:24.000 And it comes in waves, just like barfing.

01:38:26.000 You know, when you have a barf session and you're done and you go, okay, I'm good now.

01:38:31.000 I'm not talking about from booze.

01:38:32.000 I'm talking about like food poisoning or something.

01:38:33.000 And then about half an hour later, your body's like, I don't think we're good, dude.

01:38:37.000 And then you go into denial.

01:38:39.000 You're like, no, we're good.

01:38:41.000 We're good.

01:38:41.000 That was the last barf.

01:38:43.000 It's going to be okay.

01:38:45.000 And then 45 minutes in, your body goes, dude, I'm starting it up again.

01:38:48.000 And you're like, what are you doing?

01:38:50.000 Everything's fine.

01:38:51.000 We barfed away all the bacteria.

01:38:53.000 We're good.

01:38:54.000 And then 10 minutes in, you're like in the car headed to the cliff and you're like, we're going to die.

01:39:00.000 We're going to fucking die.

01:39:02.000 Then you get to the toilet and then, you know, that's like two minutes before the first barf.

01:39:07.000 Lena Dunham was asked, what's the worst, what's your least favorite thing?

01:39:11.000 And she goes, the two minutes before you barf.

01:39:15.000 When you're over the toilet and it's just like, it's impressive that your brain and your body can conjure up such intense suffering.

01:39:25.000 You're just like, this is worse than being raped with a sword.

01:39:29.000 And then you go, and then you have your Ralphs and your nose, blah, blah, blah.

01:39:35.000 And then you're better.

01:39:36.000 And it happens, you know, usually with food poisoning, it's usually like five times, five hours, maybe up to 10, 10 times, 10 hours.

01:39:43.000 Anyway, so I'm going in those waves.

01:39:46.000 And I know that that fucking seatbelt light does not come off for the longest time, taxiing on the runway.

01:39:52.000 It's like an hour of a two-hour flight.

01:39:54.000 So I'm doing the pumping, doing the pumping.

01:39:58.000 And then the third wave was so bad, I was going to faint.

01:40:05.000 I broke out in a sweat.

01:40:06.000 I could feel like soggy armpits.

01:40:09.000 My hands were all goose pimples.

01:40:11.000 I was sweating from my forehead, just going, almost dying.

01:40:17.000 Eventually I go, sorry.

01:40:19.000 I get up, even though we're not at the top, make it into the bathroom.

01:40:23.000 A woman by the bathroom was standing waiting for the bathroom with her back to the door. 1.00

01:40:28.000 Guess what her back was to?

01:40:31.000 An unoccupied toilet.

01:40:33.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:40:34.000 She was too dumb to figure out that you pull it and you got to pull hard.

01:40:38.000 It says unoccupied.

01:40:40.000 It says unoccupied is a green thing.

01:40:42.000 There's a green thing.

01:40:43.000 And she's like, well, that's taken.

01:40:44.000 I'll wait for this one.

01:40:46.000 Like, dude, it's crazy in Miami.

01:40:49.000 It's crazy.

01:40:51.000 People have two different shoes on because they got confused at the door.

01:40:56.000 And then I went in there, had like a basically, but it was almost the shit.

01:41:01.000 When I finally got in there, it was like barfing too.

01:41:03.000 It was like blah, blah, blah.

01:41:05.000 And then, ah, like an involuntary stomach crunch.

01:41:10.000 And then like sort of leaning on the thing.

01:41:12.000 I'm starting to think that I can't eat meat.

01:41:15.000 I know that doesn't sound very good for our Bubba and Hank steak sponsors, but this Scottish body is only used to like a root and a bit of a goat. 1.00

01:41:23.000 And I had a fucking enormous T-bone steak the night before.

01:41:28.000 Come on, I'm fucking sweating my balls off.

01:41:31.000 Oh, is this you saying wrap up the show and put on the AC so we can put on the AC?

01:41:34.000 No, that's even the bathroom shitting.

01:41:37.000 You're making me miss one of those shits when you get the stomach spasms, like you're going into labor almost or something.

01:41:43.000 It was like...

01:41:44.000 It's like, what is this?

01:41:44.000 You know, like Scotty in Star Trek where he's like, it was like, I was reaching the end of my limit, like what I'm capable of.

01:41:55.000 And I've fainted on planes before.

01:41:57.000 Did I tell you when I was coming back from New Orleans?

01:41:58.000 It was exactly the same feeling, that hot sweat.

01:42:01.000 I didn't have to shit, but I was having that hot sweat with the soggy armpits.

01:42:05.000 And I was like, I gotta get apple juice or something.

01:42:08.000 This is not.

01:42:09.000 And I go up to the stewardess, like, ooh, but still kind of human.

01:42:13.000 Like, it wasn't as bad as what I just described.

01:42:15.000 It just felt very sickly, weak.

01:42:19.000 And I was sweating and hot and prickly.

01:42:21.000 And my vision was starting to go pin.

01:42:23.000 And I just remember her, she had little dreads, like little funky dreads.

01:42:27.000 And those little tiny ones, you know what I'm talking about?

01:42:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:30.000 And I just remember going and seeing the sort of blue matting that the stewardesses get where they wheel their shit out.

01:42:40.000 And I hit that.

01:42:41.000 Oh.

01:42:42.000 And then I woke up and a doctor was there and they had put a blanket over me and they gave me a little thing of apple juice.

01:42:51.000 Dude, it was like Superman's come.

01:42:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:54.000 I just had one sip and was like, are there some Olympics I could participate in?

01:42:58.000 Can I help you carry your luggage?

01:43:00.000 Actually, do you want me to get out of the plane and just carry it on my back?

01:43:03.000 Because I'm the strongest superhero on earth.

01:43:07.000 But then, so I said, I'm fine, I'm fine.

01:43:09.000 I couldn't be finer.

01:43:11.000 And I went and sat back down.

01:43:13.000 The whole plane, as I walked back, was like this, staring at me.

01:43:17.000 Because I guess I said, we have a, is there a doctor in the house?

01:43:20.000 I mean, people must have been thinking I was a terrorist or something.

01:43:22.000 But after your apple juice, you could walk in there like, oh, shit, we're way over with the time.

01:43:34.000 And so I look at the old lady next to me and she touches my arm because we've been talking because I was still kind of buzzed.

01:43:41.000 And I said, I have diabetes.

01:43:44.000 And she goes, oh, shook blood sugar. 1.00

01:43:46.000 And I'm like, then we land and they go, can everyone please stay seated?

01:43:52.000 We had a sick patient on the flight and we're going to wait for medical staff to arrive at the gate, which could be a while.

01:44:01.000 And then he's going to be taken out first and then everyone else can leave.

01:44:05.000 So everyone now is staring for totally different reasons.

01:44:07.000 Like, you motherfucker.

01:44:08.000 Are you kidding me?

01:44:09.000 I like him too, but I don't know if I like him that much.

01:44:12.000 And I'm 100% in perfect health.

01:44:15.000 So I'm sitting there nervous, and then I think, I'm just going to leave.

01:44:19.000 Yeah.

01:44:20.000 Is that illegal?

01:44:21.000 Tackle me.

01:44:21.000 Right.

01:44:22.000 So I grab my bag and I just start walking to the front, like, and then the steward's like, sir, sir.

01:44:28.000 No, no, sir, sir.

01:44:29.000 I just went.

01:44:30.000 And I barreled through them.

01:44:34.000 They're not strong enough to stop me.

01:44:35.000 What are they going to do?

01:44:36.000 And there's no air marshal.

01:44:37.000 And I just sort of went through them like, sir, we can't, sir, sir.

01:44:40.000 But also pretending you don't see anything.

01:44:42.000 I just kept walking like through the over the ground transportation and out of the airport.

01:44:47.000 I mean, thank God they're inefficient and couldn't call the fucking A-team in time.

01:44:51.000 And then I guess after I was gone, the reason to wait is gone.

01:44:53.000 So everyone else was like, I guess I can go now, right?

01:44:55.000 This is you leaving the airport.

01:45:01.000 You have to use a red circle to tell you what's going on.

01:45:04.000 So yeah, fuck Will Carlos and all these pussies desperately trying to find white supremacy. 1.00

01:45:10.000 It's so boring.

01:45:13.000 It's so boring.

01:45:14.000 Let's talk about real stuff, like how everyone in Miami has Down syndrome.

01:45:20.000 Anyway, long show.

01:45:21.000 I didn't mean it to go this long.

01:45:22.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 25, 2021

S03E111 - MIAMI HAS AN IQ PROBLEM

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