Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E79 - MY PET BIDEN

00:00:35.000 That's Lazy and White by the Replacements.

00:00:37.000 I think it's from Hoot Nanny and or Boink, a wonderful band from the Midwest.

00:00:43.000 Them and the Replacements are the greatest hardcore slash to pop bands ever.

00:00:49.000 You can listen to Who Screw Doo Zen Arcade on a Loop in school when you have to stay up all night for an essay, and it'll feel like the first time every time, and you'll get an A. That song was called White and Lazy.

00:01:02.000 It's a very cool song that sounds like it's spoken through a telephone, and then it has a hardcore breakdown halfway through.

00:01:09.000 And I put that up because I'm white, you're lazy, I'm not lazy, you're not white. 0.92

00:01:16.000 That should be the theme song for the show.

00:01:19.000 Yeah, maybe it should be.

00:01:21.000 I am white, and I'm lazy.

00:01:23.000 We have had no ink in our printer.

00:01:25.000 Remember last week I had to look at my screen, and then I said, has it arrived yet?

00:01:29.000 And Ryan goes, no, I never ordered it.

00:01:31.000 Correct.

00:01:33.000 I don't know why he didn't order it.

00:01:34.000 I just assumed he had.

00:01:35.000 And especially because I've been saying, did it arrive?

00:01:37.000 Did it arrive all week last week?

00:01:40.000 And you kept going, nope.

00:01:41.000 Without going, probably because I never ordered it.

00:01:44.000 So then you go outside, you go buy some, you find a place with some, but you only buy the black.

00:01:51.000 Correct.

00:01:52.000 My blue's coming in pink.

00:01:54.000 Why not buy two blacks in two colors so we don't go through this again?

00:01:58.000 That's a lot of cash.

00:02:00.000 How much?

00:02:00.000 80, 160?

00:02:01.000 I pay you back right now.

00:02:04.000 Sometimes I wait a day or two.

00:02:06.000 So you don't have $160 to spare.

00:02:09.000 Yes.

00:02:09.000 Despite making well above the average and having virtually no life expenses.

00:02:14.000 I basically put all my stuff in the savings, and then I got to transfer it.

00:02:17.000 It's just messy.

00:02:18.000 And then I only have three transfers in a month.

00:02:20.000 Otherwise, they charge me $25.

00:02:22.000 So I try to really keep all the savings stuff where it is.

00:02:24.000 And then I'm investing in cryptocurrency.

00:02:28.000 How much have you invested in cryptocurrency?

00:02:30.000 $1,000.

00:02:31.000 And I think I'm at $400.

00:02:34.000 And with my other Dogecoin investment, I made $40 or no, $50 on a $60 investment.

00:02:39.000 So I got in, got out.

00:02:41.000 So it's pretty nice.

00:02:42.000 You know, that's day trading, but now I'm in the long haul with the Bitcoin.

00:02:46.000 So I like to keep my checking.

00:02:47.000 What?

00:02:50.000 What?

00:02:50.000 Keep going.

00:02:52.000 Let's hear more about your investment strategies.

00:02:54.000 I got investments, man.

00:02:55.000 Okay.

00:02:57.000 Your paycheck, it goes into your checking account.

00:03:00.000 Yeah, but then I put it, I have an automatic thing where it goes into my savings to make sure that I save.

00:03:06.000 And so that way I'm not tempted.

00:03:07.000 I'm not like, ooh, I got this much money in my checkings.

00:03:11.000 When it goes to the savings, I don't like see it as much.

00:03:14.000 So it's just like, I forget about it.

00:03:15.000 I don't see it as much.

00:03:16.000 Yeah.

00:03:16.000 So I got thousands in there.

00:03:17.000 I don't even know how much anymore.

00:03:19.000 And are you still in debt?

00:03:20.000 No, I'm not.

00:03:21.000 I went through this already.

00:03:22.000 Well, I think I owe a couple hundred dollars.

00:03:25.000 I'm not playing with your fucking hair every time.

00:03:26.000 I'm not playing.

00:03:27.000 I'm working on it.

00:03:28.000 This is work up here.

00:03:29.000 It makes you look so insecure and weak.

00:03:32.000 I don't care.

00:03:32.000 It would be insecure and weak for me to care about something like that.

00:03:36.000 It must be done.

00:03:37.000 I got my nice little pocket square.

00:03:39.000 Everything's great.

00:03:39.000 Let me see your pocket square.

00:03:41.000 Person or the camera?

00:03:42.000 What is that?

00:03:42.000 A Paisley?

00:03:44.000 It's a really confusing pattern of a bunch of stuff.

00:03:47.000 How gay? 0.63

00:03:48.000 No, it's not gay, but it brings out different things depending on what you wear with it. 0.76

00:03:52.000 Like the purples bring out the tie.

00:03:54.000 You know, whenever Ryan says stuff like that, like it brings out different things, that's because he's watched a YouTube video from a fashion expert who has said, well, when you wear something like this, it brings out whatever your shirt is wearing.

00:04:08.000 And then he just repeats that when he's on this show.

00:04:11.000 So you're hearing some random, usually someone with a weird European accent.

00:04:14.000 Correct.

00:04:15.000 Some random European giving him tips.

00:04:18.000 Yes.

00:04:18.000 And then he relays it to you like it's a fact.

00:04:20.000 Same with the dinosaurs.

00:04:22.000 All of his knowledge comes from random YouTube videos made by clowns.

00:04:26.000 No, that question of dinosaurs, yet again, people think I watch Owen Benjamin and that's where I'm getting it from.

00:04:31.000 I went into a museum and I was like, this is you went into a museum.

00:04:36.000 Yeah.

00:04:36.000 When?

00:04:37.000 The natural museum?

00:04:39.000 Same one you went to.

00:04:40.000 I went there like a week earlier.

00:04:42.000 I see.

00:04:42.000 Or yeah, maybe two weeks earlier.

00:04:46.000 Doesn't matter.

00:04:46.000 Okay.

00:04:47.000 But yeah, my face looked dark.

00:04:50.000 Even tannin?

00:04:51.000 No, I'm talking about the lighting in here.

00:04:53.000 It seems gross.

00:04:56.000 It seems kind of dental.

00:04:58.000 Look at my face.

00:05:00.000 Dark. 0.73

00:05:01.000 Yeah, it just looks sort of clinical or something.

00:05:04.000 There's no warmth.

00:05:06.000 There's no warmth.

00:05:08.000 It's like my mother's cooking.

00:05:10.000 It just sort of hits four on the microwave.

00:05:17.000 Today's book is The Smartest Guys in the Room, an oldie but a goodie.

00:05:22.000 It's a great documentary, too.

00:05:24.000 This is Bethany McLean, a random journalist who stumbled upon a question, how do you guys make your money?

00:05:31.000 What are you?

00:05:32.000 Oh, we're an energy provider.

00:05:34.000 But you don't provide energy.

00:05:37.000 And they just, they kept going up and up and up from $25 billion to $65 billion, and they're bankrupt in a matter of days because someone looked under the hood.

00:05:45.000 And she got some guy named Peter to help her write a book because women have trouble with books usually. 1.00

00:05:51.000 I think he's still in prison, that guy.

00:05:53.000 What's his name?

00:05:53.000 Jeffrey Siskind?

00:05:55.000 No.

00:05:56.000 What's his name?

00:05:56.000 The CEO?

00:05:58.000 Jeff Skilling.

00:06:00.000 But I want to look more into this because I read this book and it's exactly what you think it is and it's got lots of inside gossip.

00:06:06.000 But I heard this weekend that Andrew Weissman, the guy who headed the Mueller report and decided that Obama had done no wrong and Trump was evil, I heard he locked Jeffrey Skilling, the CEO of Enron, in a coffin-sized box for 10 days,

00:06:24.000 which really helped his confession.

00:06:27.000 Not a small cell, but a box.

00:06:30.000 I got to look that up.

00:06:31.000 I couldn't find any evidence of it, but that's what I heard over the weekend.

00:06:34.000 So I have a feeling, though this book comes across as Enron fucked up, they're evil, corporations are greedy, got it, nice.

00:06:42.000 Andrew Weissman is looking pretty suspect, and a lot of his judgments get thrown out because of the way he does his job.

00:06:51.000 So there may be another layer to this, Enron.

00:06:57.000 Look into that, though.

00:06:58.000 Look into Andrew Weissman and whatever his name is, Jeffrey Skilling.

00:07:03.000 Sorry, you didn't hear that.

00:07:04.000 Look into Andrew Weissman.

00:07:05.000 See if you can find...

00:07:06.000 You guys are better at my job than me.

00:07:08.000 See if you can find evidence of him putting that dude in a box.

00:07:11.000 No, not you now.

00:07:12.000 You're way worse at your job than me.

00:07:15.000 Today, Ryan brought this in.

00:07:18.000 Yep.

00:07:20.000 Mr. Potato Head.

00:07:22.000 Mr. It says Mr. on the box.

00:07:25.000 You say these are going for 40 bucks now?

00:07:27.000 Yep.

00:07:27.000 On eBay.

00:07:28.000 And then 100 bucks for the duo.

00:07:30.000 Mr. and Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. Did you see Mr. and Mrs. there?

00:07:34.000 No, I didn't see Mrs. in person though.

00:07:37.000 Hmm.

00:07:38.000 Mr. Potato Head.

00:07:39.000 You know Mr. Potato Head used to just be a potato.

00:07:42.000 And these had steel spikes and you'd stick them into a potato.

00:07:45.000 Right.

00:07:47.000 But isn't it funny that this has become radical?

00:07:52.000 Saying Mr. Potato Head, saying Merry Christmas, saying men are not women is radical as corporations get more and more awoke.

00:08:01.000 What did Oreo say this weekend?

00:08:03.000 Oreo said something like, you need to be trans.

00:08:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:08.000 I commented on that there.

00:08:09.000 I saw some meme where it was Oreo saying that and Trump just going, nope, nope, nope, nope.

00:08:17.000 You commented on that?

00:08:19.000 I retweeted it.

00:08:21.000 Was it the nope, nope?

00:08:24.000 No.

00:08:24.000 It was just a regular cookie.

00:08:27.000 Why are people?

00:08:28.000 Trans people exist.

00:08:29.000 Trans people exist.

00:08:31.000 I don't deny that.

00:08:34.000 I think I would even argue there are people, ready for this liberal belief of mine?

00:08:39.000 Yes.

00:08:40.000 That would be happier chopping their dicks off. 1.00

00:08:43.000 And for all intents and purposes, they are women born in a man's body. 0.95

00:08:48.000 I believe that.

00:08:50.000 And it would be wrong to deny them that operation because you're enriching their lives vastly.

00:08:57.000 They would be very happy.

00:08:58.000 I concede that.

00:09:00.000 Now, the problem is when we get down to numbers, the number of people with this bizarre predilection are the same number as the people with body dysmorphia who think that they have too many limbs and they want to remove a limb because they want to be handicapped.

00:09:16.000 Same number of people.

00:09:18.000 And these people are happier.

00:09:19.000 They'll wrap a cord around their leg until the bottom of their leg goes blue, gangrenous, and then they'll have it removed.

00:09:26.000 And then they'll have a stub and they'll be happy as a pig and shit. 1.00

00:09:30.000 Great, I'm handicapped.

00:09:31.000 I always meant to be handicapped.

00:09:33.000 I was born to be handicapped.

00:09:34.000 Born to be handicapped.

00:09:39.000 Those people...

00:09:40.000 Cutting off my limbs now.

00:09:44.000 Ow, my broken.

00:09:45.000 It's getting worse every day.

00:09:50.000 I'd say in America, number of people that fit both those categories are about seven each.

00:09:55.000 Seven people should have sex changes. 1.00

00:09:57.000 Seven people should remove their limbs. 0.98

00:10:00.000 In Britain, you can divide that by ten, smaller country.

00:10:04.000 What?

00:10:05.000 They wanted to become twin sisters?

00:10:07.000 Oh, twin brothers?

00:10:08.000 Yeah, they were both twin sisters, and now they're twin sisters with hats on.

00:10:14.000 Yeah.

00:10:14.000 Twin sisters who remove their tits.

00:10:18.000 This is...

00:10:19.000 You know what?

00:10:19.000 We're the new liberals.

00:10:22.000 We're the new egalitarians.

00:10:23.000 We're trying to say that.

00:10:23.000 We're the new gay activists.

00:10:26.000 Get Off My Lawn is a gay activist show. 0.99

00:10:29.000 It's like the early silence equals death thing.

00:10:32.000 What were they called now?

00:10:33.000 Oh, fuck, that movement.

00:10:35.000 It had like two words.

00:10:38.000 No hate or something or end it.

00:10:42.000 It was like early 90s, late 80s.

00:10:44.000 Silence Death Project?

00:10:46.000 No, no.

00:10:46.000 What were they called?

00:10:47.000 Act Up.

00:10:48.000 Oh.

00:10:49.000 We're the new ACT UP.

00:10:51.000 Because this shit that you just saw is eradicating lesbians the same way that they've been eradicated in the Middle East. 0.99

00:10:58.000 They say there's no lesbians there. 1.00

00:10:59.000 They're right.

00:11:00.000 Lesbians are gone. 1.00

00:11:01.000 You're watching ACT UP.

00:11:03.000 That's going to be the title of the show.

00:11:05.000 You are watching ACT Up TV with Gavin McInnes and Ryan Katsu Rivera, where we defend lesbians and we say, lesbians, be gay.

00:11:16.000 You do not have to cut your tits off. 1.00

00:11:19.000 There's 13 lesbian bars left in this country because of this bullshit notion that you're not a gay woman. 1.00

00:11:25.000 You're a man.

00:11:27.000 You're not a man.

00:11:28.000 You're a very masculine woman. 0.99

00:11:31.000 Kissing doesn't kill. 0.97

00:11:33.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:11:35.000 God, we're so bored of your sex life. 1.00

00:11:39.000 Wait, what was the first one?

00:11:41.000 A black guy and a white girl? 0.92

00:11:43.000 So this is to blow the mind of all the people that think black men and white women cannot love each other and gays and lesbians can't exist.

00:11:51.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:11:55.000 So Ryan went to see Tom and Jerry.

00:11:57.000 I guess you were entertaining some relatives that were under the age of 10?

00:12:02.000 No, me and Hollowed of Boom, Boom, Boom fame.

00:12:07.000 See, now you make it cool by saying a guy who wrote a cool song went with.

00:12:10.000 Yeah.

00:12:11.000 That cools it up.

00:12:12.000 It was great.

00:12:13.000 It was a lot of...

00:12:14.000 With the hair! 1.00

00:12:15.000 I can't help it.

00:12:17.000 Stop it.

00:12:18.000 It feels good.

00:12:19.000 It looks...

00:12:20.000 It's bad for the brand.

00:12:21.000 I suppose.

00:12:22.000 With you primping and preening there.

00:12:24.000 Yeah.

00:12:25.000 Guy with a lot of hair, guy with not so much hair.

00:12:29.000 Show.

00:12:30.000 That's not what I'm talking about.

00:12:32.000 I'm talking about you constantly like...

00:12:35.000 Got a fluff.

00:12:36.000 So it's just a hip-hop movie.

00:12:39.000 It's just a hip-hop movie.

00:12:40.000 It's just...

00:12:43.000 Do they talk?

00:12:45.000 No, but Tom has an angel and devil on his shoulder, and they're both black. 0.99

00:12:48.000 They're like, Tom, you gotta get that mouse.

00:12:51.000 And then the, yo, dude, just calm down.

00:12:53.000 You don't gotta get the mouse.

00:12:55.000 And they're just talking to him, you know, on his shoulder.

00:12:58.000 She has a black love interest, of course. 0.85

00:13:00.000 And as soon as they showed that, like as soon as they met and they were like, and they have that like romantic music, Hollow just starts laughing at the top of his lungs in the theater.

00:13:09.000 And I'm like, you can't do that.

00:13:11.000 Well, that's the problem with going to see children's movies, you have to be wary of the other children in the room.

00:13:16.000 Yeah.

00:13:17.000 But it was the latest showing.

00:13:18.000 It was like a 9:30 showing.

00:13:20.000 And it was the only thing.

00:13:21.000 It was the only thing besides some other shit that was bad.

00:13:26.000 I forget what it was.

00:13:28.000 Good storytelling.

00:13:29.000 But there's got, you know, there's some.

00:13:30.000 What's the plot of this movie?

00:13:32.000 She's trying to... 0.87

00:13:33.000 She fakes her way to the top to this hotel. 1.00

00:13:37.000 And she's like, you know, she has a fake resume and stuff.

00:13:41.000 And then she's trying to prove she got the job. 1.00

00:13:43.000 And then you got Tom and Jerry.

00:13:44.000 They're ruining everything.

00:13:46.000 And then there's just hip-hop all throughout.

00:13:48.000 I asked you what the plot was, Ryan.

00:13:49.000 This is a lot of fun has some of these days where you just go, he banged his head this morning.

00:13:54.000 A woman fakes her way into a very prestigious hotel job. 0.99

00:14:00.000 And it's being ruined by Tom and Jerry fighting each other.

00:14:06.000 Tom and Jerry fighting each other is destroying the reputation of the hotel.

00:14:09.000 Yeah, they're banging friggin. 1.00

00:14:11.000 They're blowing shit up, basically.

00:14:14.000 So she wants to get rid of these two? 1.00

00:14:16.000 Yeah, but she has to find a way because she's charmed by them to make everybody happy because she doesn't want to throw them out on the streets either. 1.00

00:14:22.000 So her love for cartoon animals gets in the way with her prestigious job.

00:14:26.000 And then she winds up ruining everything.

00:14:29.000 And what do people do when they see a cartoon?

00:14:31.000 Like, I just saw an elephant storm out of a hotel.

00:14:33.000 Do people go, what the fuck?

00:14:34.000 There's a giant cartoon?

00:14:36.000 No, they just treat it like it's an animal.

00:14:38.000 So it's just a normal elephant.

00:14:41.000 Yeah.

00:14:42.000 And she's like, ugh, elephants. 1.00

00:14:43.000 Am I right?

00:14:44.000 Yeah, this was a whole hip-hop intro.

00:14:46.000 And so you, it must have taken forever to get there.

00:14:50.000 You went on Long Island, as they say?

00:14:52.000 Yeah, on Long Island.

00:14:54.000 And how long did it take you to get there?

00:14:56.000 Like, definitely under an hour, like a little over a half hour.

00:15:01.000 He drove, and I bought the tickets.

00:15:03.000 I said, it's only fair.

00:15:04.000 That's so gay. 1.00

00:15:06.000 It ruled.

00:15:08.000 I stayed in on my ribs.

00:15:11.000 I stayed in on Saturday to watch the Canelo fight.

00:15:14.000 Canelo, I think, might be the greatest boxer alive today.

00:15:19.000 You can't hit him.

00:15:20.000 He's just like, zoom, zoom, zoom, boom.

00:15:22.000 I can't move around very well.

00:15:24.000 I popped out, my broken rib was healed, and then I popped it out doing a burpee, and now it's worse than it was before.

00:15:30.000 Although, I got to say, whoever invented Advil needs a kiss on the lips. 0.88

00:15:34.000 That shit is amazing.

00:15:36.000 It actually makes the pain feel good, like a tingle.

00:15:40.000 So Canelo was fighting some Turkish dude I never, who the fuck is this guy?

00:15:45.000 He's got about 20 fights under his belt, and then he punches him, knocks him down.

00:15:51.000 Oh, fight's over.

00:15:52.000 He fell.

00:15:52.000 He's not even knocked out, the Turk.

00:15:54.000 It looked fake.

00:15:56.000 It looked like it was just set up.

00:15:59.000 And I was talking to a boxing expert, and he goes, yeah, this sport is getting ruined.

00:16:03.000 He said, in Britain, the Irish mafia runs it all.

00:16:06.000 Here, the Mexican mafia runs it. 0.98

00:16:07.000 There's five different divisions with five different belts, and they seem to be inextrably linked with the various broadcasters.

00:16:16.000 So in a sense, ESPN has their own division.

00:16:19.000 Dezone has their own division.

00:16:21.000 And then within these individual leagues that are essentially totally autonomous from each other, they have their own seven belts for Walterweight, Flyweight.

00:16:30.000 So a guy could have 40 belts, ostensibly if he lost tons of weight and put on tons of weight.

00:16:37.000 Look, that's the thing.

00:16:38.000 So he fell down.

00:16:39.000 Not a big deal.

00:16:41.000 And that was the end of that.

00:16:42.000 And he looked like a mouse playing with a cat playing with a mouse before he ate him.

00:16:46.000 Tom playing with Jerry or however that works.

00:16:49.000 That's it.

00:16:50.000 That was the end of the fight.

00:16:51.000 He fell.

00:16:52.000 Looks like he was getting right back up.

00:16:54.000 He was fine.

00:16:55.000 That's weird.

00:16:57.000 And then the previous fight was these two, a Mexican and a Puerto Rican.

00:17:01.000 The Mexican had earplugs. 1.00

00:17:03.000 Like the gauge.

00:17:06.000 He had big, huge holes where gauges used to be, which I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously now.

00:17:12.000 If you had plugs at any point in your life.

00:17:15.000 And that fight fucking sucked, and they stopped it after a few punches to the nose.

00:17:19.000 The Mexican with the plugs was running around the ring, like running away from him. 1.00

00:17:24.000 The only good...

00:17:25.000 What was that one?

00:17:26.000 Is the undercard stream?

00:17:29.000 No, that's from a while ago.

00:17:31.000 There was a fight at the very beginning with this Chinese beast named Zhang, who looked like he was nine feet tall. 0.69

00:17:38.000 And he was up against this black guy, Jeffers or something. 0.54

00:17:42.000 I hadn't heard of anyone.

00:17:44.000 And Zhang zigged when he sort of zagged and eventually ran out of steam.

00:17:49.000 But at the beginning, he knocked down Jefferson, like, or Jiefers, whatever his name was, four or five times.

00:17:56.000 Zang. 0.96

00:17:56.000 And it still became a draw. 0.96

00:17:59.000 That fight was okay.

00:18:00.000 That was at eight.

00:18:02.000 But boxing is like beginning to look like the Fire Festival.

00:18:06.000 It's all talk.

00:18:08.000 And then you fucking see it and it reeks.

00:18:11.000 What's this now?

00:18:12.000 Junk mail.

00:18:15.000 And then we watched, I had buddies over.

00:18:17.000 So it's 10 p.m.

00:18:19.000 The fight's over, that stupid shitty fight.

00:18:21.000 See if you can find the Zhang fight.

00:18:23.000 Zhang and Jeffers?

00:18:25.000 Canelo Undercard.

00:18:27.000 So then we watched MMA, and I know I don't like MMA, but at least there's one league.

00:18:31.000 I can't, boxing is just too corrupt.

00:18:37.000 Oh, God.

00:18:38.000 Oh.

00:18:39.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:18:41.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:42.000 It still hurts.

00:18:42.000 Still hurts.

00:18:43.000 Still hurts.

00:18:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:46.000 Somebody needs some Viking. 0.97

00:18:47.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:48.000 It still hurts.

00:18:49.000 Sneezing is rape. 0.92

00:18:51.000 I'd rather fuck my dad than sneeze.

00:18:54.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:18:57.000 Jerry Forrest.

00:18:59.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:19:03.000 And they have one governing league in MMA.

00:19:05.000 I'm sure, as you know, you guys all know more about MMA than me.

00:19:07.000 But that makes sense.

00:19:08.000 You know, in baseball, there's the World Series.

00:19:11.000 You win the World Series, you win.

00:19:12.000 That's it.

00:19:13.000 There's no different World Serieses.

00:19:16.000 And I think the government ultimately polices it, the NFL in baseball.

00:19:23.000 Boxing is a total free-for-all.

00:19:24.000 It's like rap.

00:19:25.000 I talk to managers in music and they go, I don't go near hip-hop.

00:19:28.000 It's a fucking Wild West.

00:19:31.000 No contracts.

00:19:33.000 If people don't show up, they just beat the shit out of you.

00:19:36.000 Guys get robbed.

00:19:36.000 I just heard the other day about Gucci Main robbing French Montana.

00:19:41.000 Gucci Maine.

00:19:42.000 He shows up to do his wrap-on, and then Gucci just takes five grand from him and leaves.

00:19:50.000 Do you need five grand that bad?

00:19:53.000 Maybe Canelo will accommodate the city.

00:19:58.000 He thought he was winning that round.

00:19:59.000 I tend to agree with him.

00:20:00.000 But John gets the knockdown, he gets a 10-8 round.

00:20:03.000 He knocked the black guy down about four or five times.

00:20:07.000 This is revenge for all the black on Asian violence. 1.00

00:20:10.000 Exactly what those punches right on the tip of the chin do. 1.00

00:20:13.000 They both look kind of downsy.

00:20:15.000 Is that wrong?

00:20:21.000 Credit to Jerry Forrest.

00:20:22.000 He got up.

00:20:23.000 We'll see what we can do now.

00:20:26.000 This was the only fight that was worth anything.

00:20:33.000 But the black guy didn't lose. 1.00

00:20:34.000 It was a draw.

00:20:38.000 Anyway, that fucking pissed me off, and I would have been mad if I had wasted any time watching that.

00:20:46.000 Sorry, if I wasted any money.

00:20:49.000 I don't know how much the fight was.

00:20:51.000 Oh, I guess the zone, you spend $10 a month, you get to see whatever you want.

00:20:56.000 What a total catastrophe.

00:20:57.000 There's some big billionaire that runs the zone and then he, sorry, does zone.

00:21:02.000 Then he backed out and he had a thing with Canelo where we'll make sure that you have a worthy opponent every time you fight.

00:21:08.000 Now I'm pinching my nose, dreading a sneeze.

00:21:11.000 If you want to beat me up, just blow black pepper into my face and run. 0.67

00:21:21.000 Oh, God.

00:21:23.000 This is what it was like, by the way.

00:21:25.000 Go to 1-1.

00:21:26.000 This was the quality of fighting I was watching on Saturday.

00:21:31.000 This is what all of boxing is becoming, too, at the same time.

00:21:35.000 It's becoming a fucking joke.

00:21:55.000 Is that his dad?

00:22:02.000 Is there a voice?

00:22:03.000 I think it's sped up.

00:22:04.000 Oh.

00:22:10.000 I like his room.

00:22:12.000 Has he got a chainsaw on the ground there?

00:22:14.000 Russians have no stuff. 1.00

00:22:15.000 They're like Japanese, but Japanese do it on purpose. 1.00

00:22:17.000 Russians just don't have anything. 1.00

00:22:20.000 I think it's a fire poking set.

00:22:23.000 Oh, and yeah, chainsaw.

00:22:27.000 What the fuck is it?

00:22:29.000 Something Russian.

00:22:30.000 It's a chainsaw, you shit for brains.

00:22:31.000 Don't interrupt the show to correct something that's correct.

00:22:38.000 Wait, was that it?

00:22:39.000 Yeah, it looped.

00:22:40.000 That was the second run.

00:22:43.000 I looked up, you know, Marjorie Taylor Green?

00:22:46.000 So the takeaway from her from the lefties is that she followed, my lawyer told me this.

00:22:52.000 She followed a Sandy Hook kid saying Sandy Hook didn't happen.

00:22:57.000 We talked about this before.

00:22:58.000 The little kid was crying and watched his baby brother's face get blown off.

00:23:03.000 Or I guess maybe twin brother, because if he was at Sandy Hook, he would have been in the same class.

00:23:08.000 So he watched all his classmates get murdered.

00:23:10.000 And then she's chasing him down on the street, telling him that his life is a lie and he wasn't shot at.

00:23:16.000 She also said forest fires are started by Jews with laser beam eyes. 0.60

00:23:21.000 They just sort of go, me, like Superman.

00:23:27.000 We'll get to Superman in a second.

00:23:30.000 And they zap it.

00:23:31.000 They zap the forest fire.

00:23:33.000 And I go, she seems to have a lot of mainstream acceptance for someone that insane.

00:23:40.000 So I looked it up.

00:23:41.000 And as you know, the Sandy Hook thing was her following David Hogg when he was in D.C. saying, why do you support the red flag bill?

00:23:51.000 Which is a bill that drastically reduces who can buy a gun with all kinds of criteria like, have you ever been arrested?

00:23:57.000 All kinds of stupid shit.

00:23:58.000 Does anyone think you're crazy?

00:24:00.000 Did anyone say anything bad about you ever?

00:24:03.000 They were in D.C. for a conference about gun control.

00:24:06.000 He's the big gun guy, even though he wasn't actually at the shooting.

00:24:09.000 So yeah, you're allowed to go up to him and yell, what the fuck are you doing?

00:24:13.000 That's totally legitimate.

00:24:15.000 Totally.

00:24:16.000 Kind of cool, actually.

00:24:17.000 This is completely normal.

00:24:20.000 Nothing, but this guy with his George Soros funding and his major liberal funding has got everything.

00:24:27.000 Valid point.

00:24:28.000 Okay, so drop the Sandy Hook thing.

00:24:30.000 She never did anything remotely close to that.

00:24:32.000 David Hogg put his hat on the bed.

00:24:35.000 He put his poker in the fire.

00:24:37.000 So he's a legitimate target.

00:24:41.000 So then I look up the fucking laser beam eyes.

00:24:43.000 I don't think I included this in the notes.

00:24:45.000 So here's the deal.

00:24:47.000 She listed a whole bunch of strange coincidences about the California fires, all in interrogatives, by the way.

00:24:55.000 Everything a question mark.

00:24:56.000 And she goes, isn't it weird that there's this fire and it happened and these people benefited and this person also donated to Jerry Brown and Jerry Brown made this much money from the fires and this got him re-elected and it was all about potential corruption in the fires.

00:25:13.000 And one of the people she listed was a Rothschild, the Rothschild family, whatever, who happened to be Jewish.

00:25:20.000 Therefore, this is the left jump, therefore, you're saying fires are started by Jewish laser beams. 0.69

00:25:30.000 She didn't explicitly state that.

00:25:32.000 No, she didn't even remotely state that.

00:25:36.000 Mixture.

00:25:38.000 Their contention is that because lots of anti-Semites are dubious of the Rothschilds, then if you have a theory that makes the Rothschilds look negative, then you're an anti-Semite.

00:25:49.000 That's shitty logic.

00:25:51.000 I'm not even going to say that's a stretch.

00:25:52.000 That's just retarded. 1.00

00:25:54.000 And this is, by the way, what's that?

00:25:56.000 Snopes.

00:25:58.000 Snopes fucking reeks.

00:26:00.000 They say this is a mixture.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, sure, it's a mixture.

00:26:03.000 Try to be less white. 0.94

00:26:05.000 Let's jump to racism because I want to talk about Superman.

00:26:12.000 Superman's changing.

00:26:15.000 That was racist, guys.

00:26:20.000 Superman is black now. 0.98

00:26:23.000 Look at the picture at the bottom there.

00:26:26.000 First, we see a picture.

00:26:27.000 I think I sent you two.

00:26:28.000 One of them, we don't see his head, and it says there's some big surprises coming about Superman.

00:26:34.000 So I had a prediction that the surprise would be.

00:26:38.000 Is it not there?

00:26:39.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:26:41.000 The surprise would be, sort of like they did in Spider-Man.

00:26:44.000 In Spider-Man, he's going to see the Washington Monument, and Zendaya refuses to go in.

00:26:48.000 And Peter Parker goes, what's going on?

00:26:50.000 You don't want to come in?

00:26:51.000 She goes, this is built by slaves. 0.96

00:26:53.000 And he goes, what?

00:26:54.000 This was built by slaves?

00:26:57.000 And she goes, yeah, I'm not going in.

00:26:59.000 Which is a weird thing to do, even if it was built by slaves.

00:27:04.000 And then he looks over to Security Guard, who's black, and the security guard goes, yeah, it's pretty much true. 1.00

00:27:10.000 No, it's not.

00:27:11.000 There's no evidence that the Washington Monument was built by slaves.

00:27:14.000 It was built in a time where there was lots of slaves, sort of.

00:27:17.000 Maybe there was lots of cheap labor. 1.00

00:27:19.000 I don't know.

00:27:20.000 But it's not the fucking pyramids.

00:27:22.000 Anyway, they impose that in there, and it sort of derails the movie for a little bit.

00:27:25.000 It takes a while to get back on track.

00:27:28.000 So I assume there'll be something similar with this.

00:27:29.000 You can see the bottom of his neck is white in that picture.

00:27:33.000 So I thought maybe he's running around saving everyone.

00:27:36.000 And they go, you're awesome, Superman.

00:27:38.000 And then some black dude that's really cool, sort of like sticks and happy days. 0.99

00:27:42.000 He's got drumsticks with him and stuff.

00:27:44.000 And he goes, do you ever think about how your privilege as a superhero is a lot like white privilege?

00:27:50.000 And then Superman is like kind of nerdy.

00:27:53.000 What do you mean?

00:27:55.000 And he goes, everything you got, you got from some kind of magic.

00:27:58.000 It's just like white people. 0.95

00:28:00.000 And then that sticks with him.

00:28:02.000 And then he brings it up at the end of the movie.

00:28:04.000 Maybe he saves a black guy. 1.00

00:28:06.000 And he goes, how is this for privilege, motherfucker?

00:28:11.000 No, no, no, I wouldn't do that.

00:28:13.000 Some sort of twist like that.

00:28:15.000 And then I realized, no, they're just making him black.

00:28:18.000 The days of subtlety are gone.

00:28:21.000 And then you go, well, why?

00:28:25.000 Like, just make your own thing.

00:28:26.000 You say that you resent white people and you say that you don't feel part of white culture.

00:28:31.000 Okay, then do your own thing.

00:28:32.000 Have your Wakanda. 0.99

00:28:33.000 Have your Kwanzaa.

00:28:35.000 Have your Black Panther. 0.96

00:28:36.000 Have your Blade.

00:28:38.000 You can have black superheroes.

00:28:40.000 There's plenty of them.

00:28:41.000 Why do you have to rewrite white stuff and make Santa Claus black?

00:28:44.000 That's the part I don't seem to understand.

00:28:46.000 And you'll notice this with everything else.

00:28:48.000 They'll notice something is not black enough, like camping, and then they'll begin an initiative to make it blacker and make it more inclusive. 0.88

00:28:55.000 Do you think blacks are not camping because they see too many whites camping? 1.00

00:28:59.000 Or is it because they're scared of bears?

00:29:02.000 I'm inclined to go with the opposite.

00:29:06.000 Blacks are dubious of their surroundings. 1.00

00:29:09.000 It might be genetic.

00:29:10.000 It might be because of slavery and racism and Jim Crow.

00:29:13.000 But I don't understand why we have to correct all this.

00:29:15.000 So anyway, Taneshi Coates, who is pro reparations, explains what he's doing here.

00:29:27.000 2-3.

00:29:29.000 The question one must ask is why so many white people have difficulty extending things that are basic.

00:29:38.000 Stop.

00:29:39.000 Wait a minute.

00:29:39.000 I should probably do a green screen for this.

00:29:43.000 Did you notice that they started clapping right when he said difficulty?

00:29:48.000 Yeah, before his point was made.

00:29:50.000 He said white people, and then they were like...

00:29:54.000 And then a negative word.

00:29:55.000 He could have said fat.

00:29:58.000 He could have said annoying.

00:30:00.000 He could have said don't use enough spices in their food.

00:30:02.000 They're too alive.

00:30:04.000 White people camp all the time with their beating hearts and breaths. 1.00

00:30:09.000 Aren't you scared of a bear?

00:30:10.000 I know they're so stupid.

00:30:15.000 Listen.

00:30:16.000 Extending things that are basic.

00:30:19.000 What is this?

00:30:21.000 That's the first time I've seen a black guy swim.

00:30:23.000 Many, many white people have difficulty extending things that are basic laws.

00:30:30.000 You know, human beings interact to black people.

00:30:35.000 And I think I know why.

00:30:38.000 Stop.

00:30:40.000 So he goes, by the way, I hate the way his fucking shirt is.

00:30:43.000 If you're not wearing a tie, you can only undo one button or you get this weird crumpled mess that looks like the Knicks logo.

00:30:52.000 So they start clapping at difficulty.

00:30:55.000 The extend doesn't matter.

00:30:57.000 They got excited at difficulty.

00:30:59.000 And then you'll notice he does this random laugh that has no place in what he's talking about.

00:31:04.000 He could have said, can I borrow a pencil?

00:31:08.000 And they laugh when he laughs.

00:31:10.000 Just like those Aboriginals with the sticks. 1.00

00:31:12.000 Yeah.

00:31:12.000 When the guy coughs or whatever.

00:31:14.000 No, she coughs and he goes, oh, you know, it's this reflexive laugh because their faces are so far up his ass, you can kind of see the outline of their nose in his foreskin. 0.73

00:31:30.000 Law, you know, of how human beings interact to black people.

00:31:36.000 And I think I know why.

00:31:40.000 You laughed.

00:31:41.000 I laughed.

00:31:41.000 When you're white in this.

00:31:42.000 Yeah, whoa.

00:31:46.000 When you're white and I think I know why. 0.99

00:31:49.000 He has a very feminine demeanor, doesn't he? 0.98

00:31:52.000 And I think I know why.

00:31:53.000 And he has a gay face and he has gay lips. 0.60

00:31:56.000 Yeah.

00:31:58.000 And I think I know why.

00:32:03.000 What the hell was that?

00:32:04.000 Do they fart when he farts?

00:32:11.000 When you're white in this country.

00:32:12.000 Jesus, take it easy.

00:32:13.000 You're taught that everything belongs to you.

00:32:17.000 I really pictured that though.

00:32:18.000 When you're white in this country, you're taught that everything belongs to you.

00:32:22.000 No, you're not.

00:32:23.000 Right.

00:32:24.000 Are you familiar with white poor people?

00:32:27.000 Are you familiar with the Rust Belt?

00:32:30.000 Are you familiar with fucking rural Ohio where they're dying every day from opioid?

00:32:37.000 Are you familiar with the Kohlers, coal miners, sorry, in West Virginia? 1.00

00:32:42.000 Are you familiar with the Appalachian Mountains?

00:32:44.000 Are you familiar with the fucking South?

00:32:47.000 Ever been to Alabama?

00:32:50.000 What are you talking about?

00:32:52.000 In this country, you're taught that everything belongs to you.

00:32:56.000 Right.

00:32:57.000 You think you had a right to everything?

00:32:59.000 Yeah.

00:33:00.000 You had a right to go where you are.

00:33:01.000 I mean, you're conditioned this way.

00:33:02.000 It's not, you know, because your hair is a texture or your skin is light.

00:33:06.000 It's the fact that the laws and the culture tell you this.

00:33:08.000 Yeah.

00:33:09.000 If there's one thing white people are taught, it's that they can go to Newark at two in the morning and just wander around. 0.52

00:33:15.000 Hoboken is theirs for the taking.

00:33:18.000 Harlem is their turf. 0.95

00:33:20.000 They walk around East New York all night long with dollar bills taped to their arms, laughing in the face of anyone who approaches them because they think they own the place.

00:33:30.000 The Lower East Side, they think they own Staten Island at 2 in the morning.

00:33:37.000 All of those places black people can go, all of those places white people may not go. 0.83

00:33:42.000 In fact, they should probably not stop at a stoplight in those neighborhoods at 2 in the morning.

00:33:47.000 It's better to be hit by a car than to be shot in the head.

00:33:50.000 Well, if you picture him and his family are on a highway, then they have to pull off and they get lost in a suburb, like a little cul-de-sac, a white cul-de-sac.

00:33:59.000 Do you know the danger that they're in?

00:34:00.000 Oh my God.

00:34:01.000 They might be offered water.

00:34:02.000 They'd be lynched.

00:34:03.000 Yeah.

00:34:04.000 No one's around in these neighborhoods, white neighborhoods at 2 in the morning. 0.99

00:34:08.000 They're asleep.

00:34:09.000 You can just do anything you want there.

00:34:10.000 Go where you want to go, do what you want to do, be however.

00:34:13.000 And people just got to accommodate themselves to you.

00:34:16.000 The question one must ask is what you're doing.

00:34:18.000 Okay, so jump in the middle right now and close your eyes and imagine black women. 1.00

00:34:23.000 Imagine he's talking about black women. 0.78

00:34:27.000 Call T. Extending things that are basic moral.

00:34:33.000 I think I know why.

00:34:36.000 Start now.

00:34:38.000 When you're white in this country, when you're a black woman in this country. 1.00

00:34:40.000 You don't think everything belongs to you.

00:34:43.000 You think you have a right to everything.

00:34:46.000 You had a right to go where you, I mean, you're conditioned this way.

00:34:48.000 It's not, you know, because your hair is a texture, your skin is light.

00:34:52.000 It's the fact that the laws and the culture tell you this.

00:34:54.000 You had a right to go where you want to go, do what you want to do, be however.

00:34:58.000 And people just got to accommodate themselves to you.

00:35:00.000 You think you could just wear Walmart pajamas when you walk into a CVS, take what you want, have a friendly black woman in Walmart who's yelling, do you know who is going to go up and tell her to calm down? 0.58

00:35:11.000 Maybe God himself.

00:35:12.000 Maybe Superman.

00:35:14.000 Only if he was Taneshi Coates' black Superman. 0.54

00:35:17.000 And even then, he'd sort of be going, he's sort of going, lady, maybe pipe down just a tiny bit.

00:35:24.000 I don't know.

00:35:27.000 That's his griptonite. 0.94

00:35:28.000 I have never seen a black woman be remotely uncomfortable in any circumstance.

00:35:34.000 Getting arrested.

00:35:36.000 You see, when they fight and their tip pops out, they don't even care.

00:35:38.000 They're like, yeah, whatever.

00:35:39.000 Oh, yeah, I'm fighting nude.

00:35:41.000 So?

00:35:43.000 You know, it's strange seeing Taneshi talk like that.

00:35:45.000 And because you know those claps are not just white people, but elite whites.

00:35:50.000 Taneshi Coates' audience is sort of like public enemies' audience.

00:35:53.000 It's all white people. 0.97

00:35:54.000 But Taneshi's all rich. 0.98

00:35:56.000 They're public enemies fans' parents.

00:35:59.000 So he's sort of in a strange way a Sambo. 1.00

00:36:06.000 This is a form of shucking and jiving where instead of saying mommy and playing to black stereotypes, you play to elite rich white stereotypes and white guilt, a lot of secular Jews, but rich white people, they love it. 0.69

00:36:21.000 Look at that woman. 1.00

00:36:22.000 She thinks the world belongs to her.

00:36:26.000 I feel like she has a broken foot.

00:36:34.000 That one chick went to the barber and said, give me like Goro from Mortal Kombat. 1.00

00:36:40.000 Wait, look at this.

00:36:42.000 That's a crazy person's hair.

00:36:46.000 Are we just lame or is that really crazy people hair?

00:36:49.000 Of course it is.

00:36:50.000 It's punk.

00:36:51.000 Yeah.

00:36:52.000 She's basically... 1.00

00:36:53.000 Oh, that's kind of cool.

00:36:53.000 Or death metal.

00:36:56.000 It's like Swedish death metal.

00:36:58.000 Look at that guy.

00:36:59.000 He's just had enough.

00:37:02.000 Look at that lot.

00:37:04.000 Such a weird lot.

00:37:06.000 What do you think is going on there?

00:37:08.000 They've got to be lesbians, right? 1.00

00:37:09.000 Yeah, I think it's about, it says it's about love and money.

00:37:13.000 Baltimore girl fights over love and money. 0.95

00:37:20.000 Let me talk to the manager.

00:37:23.000 Oh, I thought this was fun.

00:37:25.000 So, Sheila Jackson is a damn rap. 1.00

00:37:31.000 I think she's Georgia?

00:37:32.000 I'm not sure.

00:37:34.000 But she was talking about how dare you, this is 2-1.

00:37:38.000 How dare you talk about Antifa as a terrorist when they're anti-racist?

00:37:43.000 And you're like, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:37:45.000 You're a government official and you're defending anarchists.

00:37:48.000 Something's not right there.

00:37:50.000 Either you're not a government official or they're not anti-government.

00:37:53.000 But anarchists and politicians are not supposed to be pals.

00:38:00.000 Attempts to equate white supremacy to anarchists, activists, and other groups who are opposed to white nationalism and other domestic terrorists ring as hollow today as they did following the alt-right protests in Charlottesville, Virginia.

00:38:14.000 No, there are not good people on both sides.

00:38:18.000 Ideologies that fuel domestic terrorism exist all along the political spectrum.

00:38:23.000 And in 2017, in Charlottesville, Virginia, during a Unite the Right rally, James Alex Fields drove his car into counter protesters, killing Heather Heyer and injuring 28 others.

00:38:33.000 Is this from like three years ago?

00:38:37.000 No.

00:38:37.000 Oh.

00:38:38.000 No, she's dwelling on Charlottesville.

00:38:41.000 So, okay, this is current.

00:38:42.000 They're still referencing that.

00:38:44.000 Okay.

00:38:45.000 That was evil and unacceptable.

00:38:50.000 And comments made today and other times since that point need to be put into perspective.

00:38:59.000 And with that, let's go with the video if we may, Madam Chair.

00:39:03.000 Excuse me.

00:39:04.000 Excuse me.

00:39:16.000 Excuse me.

00:39:17.000 Excuse me.

00:39:18.000 I saw the same pictures as you did.

00:39:20.000 You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.

00:39:33.000 George Washington was a slave owner.

00:39:36.000 Was George Washington a slave owner?

00:39:38.000 So will George Washington now lose his status?

00:39:41.000 Are we going to take down?

00:39:42.000 Excuse me.

00:39:43.000 Are we going to take down?

00:39:45.000 Are we going to take down statues to George Washington?

00:39:48.000 How about Thomas Jefferson?

00:39:49.000 What do you think of Thomas Jefferson?

00:39:51.000 You like him?

00:39:51.000 I do.

00:39:52.000 Okay, good.

00:39:53.000 Are we going to take down the statue?

00:39:54.000 Because he was a major slave owner. 0.74

00:39:56.000 Now we're going to take down his statue.

00:39:58.000 So you know what?

00:39:59.000 It's fine.

00:40:00.000 You're changing history.

00:40:01.000 You're changing culture.

00:40:03.000 And you had people, and I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists, because they should be condemned totally.

00:40:10.000 But you had many people in that group other than neo-Nazis and white nationalists, okay?

00:40:15.000 I want to see her response.

00:40:16.000 The press has treated them absolutely unfairly.

00:40:19.000 Now, in the other group also with the response in here, so the point is the previous president, the former President Trump called out neo-Nazis and white nationalists and said they should be condemned.

00:40:38.000 I think there's no one in this room that would disagree with that statement.

00:40:43.000 No, they don't show rest.

00:40:44.000 I saw another good diss where Brandon Stracha took down some chick who was talking about how the whole trope, same thing I got from George Wallace, same thing I got from Sherrod Small, same thing I got from, what's his name?

00:40:57.000 Beige Phillips, the Pope, Dante Nero.

00:41:00.000 Every time I get in my car, I have no idea if I'm coming home.

00:41:04.000 I might end up dead.

00:41:07.000 I've heard that from so many different black people, and it's so fucking ridiculous. 1.00

00:41:14.000 I don't know what you would call this Brandon Stracker takedown response.

00:41:19.000 It's like a police.

00:41:21.000 Police myth, I put in?

00:41:22.000 Brandon Stracha police violence.

00:41:24.000 It looks exactly like what we just saw.

00:41:26.000 That's why I brought it up.

00:41:27.000 In that same type of room there, right?

00:41:28.000 Yeah.

00:41:30.000 Brandon Stracha.

00:41:31.000 It's pretty recent.

00:41:32.000 Anyway.

00:41:35.000 It was pretty dope.

00:41:38.000 Brandon Stracha's the walk away guy.

00:41:41.000 That was a really effective movement, I would say.

00:41:44.000 I mean, at their rallies, there was no violence.

00:41:46.000 There was no problems.

00:41:48.000 They turned a lot of people from the left to the right.

00:41:51.000 It's better than our rallies.

00:41:53.000 You don't have it here?

00:41:54.000 Just look at Brandon Strek of police violence.

00:42:01.000 He just destroyed this woman.

00:42:03.000 No, that's not it.

00:42:05.000 Anyway, speaking of Trump, CPAC happened this weekend.

00:42:09.000 And the Golden Globes was last night, and I feel the same way about both things.

00:42:12.000 Can you imagine giving a flying fuck about the Golden Globes?

00:42:16.000 I don't even know what they are.

00:42:18.000 Is it a reward for good TV?

00:42:20.000 That's the Emmys.

00:42:21.000 The Oscars is movies.

00:42:22.000 What are the Golden Globes?

00:42:24.000 Movies on TV?

00:42:26.000 Who the fuck watches that?

00:42:28.000 Who are you, person out there, who watches such a thing?

00:42:33.000 And CPAC is just, for me, it's just infinite selfies.

00:42:37.000 But when you are lucky enough to get a pass, when you pay the whatever it is, thousand bucks to get a lanyard, you go there and there's all these booths.

00:42:46.000 And some of the booths are cool, Project Very Task you want to talk to.

00:42:50.000 But some of the booths are just like someone who makes a hammock that says MAGA on it.

00:42:55.000 Or a guy who made a big MAGA bear out of Pentops.

00:42:59.000 Okay?

00:43:00.000 Congratulations.

00:43:02.000 And then other things that you've never heard of, like a new Twitter or a new server or a new VPN.

00:43:08.000 All right.

00:43:12.000 Just a bunch of tables that are commercials.

00:43:14.000 And then you're getting policed around.

00:43:16.000 The only thing that's fun about it is seeing lefty journalists and fucking with them there, which James O'Keefe did a great thing, did a great job of.

00:43:24.000 I want to say, I don't want to take this to sound like I'm disparaging James O'Keefe, but CPAC is perfect for James.

00:43:31.000 He's at the zenith of his career right now.

00:43:33.000 He still has mainstream acceptance from the GOP.

00:43:37.000 He still has the bad boy thing, but not such a bad boy that he's not allowed to come into the building.

00:43:42.000 So he can go dance, party, meet chicks.

00:43:45.000 I think it's perfect for him.

00:43:48.000 And I don't mean that in a bad way.

00:43:50.000 Maybe for me, it would have been perfect for me when I first started appearing on Fox.

00:43:54.000 And I was still sort of palatable to the normie world, but still a bad boy, Ranner.

00:44:02.000 But otherwise, no, don't go.

00:44:04.000 Trump gave a speech that was pretty good.

00:44:09.000 Do I have Trump's speech?

00:44:11.000 Yeah, pretty good.

00:44:12.000 It's 2-0.

00:44:18.000 This is just one tiny clip.

00:44:19.000 I'm not into watching speeches unless they're made up.

00:44:22.000 Because you're just, it's bedtime.

00:44:23.000 It's like story time.

00:44:24.000 Someone's just reading a teleprompter where three or four good writers spent about a day crafting a good speech, and then he just reads it.

00:44:32.000 I mean, that's so boring to me.

00:44:33.000 It's all about the in-betweens.

00:44:35.000 It's like Christmas cards.

00:44:36.000 Like, I don't care.

00:44:39.000 But who knows?

00:44:41.000 Who knows?

00:44:43.000 I may even decide to beat them for a third time.

00:44:47.000 Okay.

00:44:52.000 To me, it's great at delivering them.

00:44:53.000 I love the pauses.

00:45:06.000 You can see a black man.

00:45:07.000 Multiracial white supremacy.

00:45:10.000 But one of the craziest parts of the whole thing was lefty saw the shape of the stage, and apparently this square with the little things pointing out is called Odin some shit.

00:45:30.000 What about three squares?

00:45:33.000 In the presidential debates, we have three podiums next to each other.

00:45:36.000 Is that also a Nazi symbol?

00:45:37.000 From the side, yes.

00:45:39.000 What's it called, though?

00:45:40.000 I always forget the name.

00:45:41.000 The Odol Rhone, often used in place of the swastika.

00:45:46.000 The Odol Rune, sorry, was used by Waffen-SS units during World War II, used by the National Socialist Movement.

00:45:55.000 So if you have that upside down and lying flat, and it's part of a stage, you are a Nazi. 0.73

00:46:02.000 I even saw people saying, lefty saying, look, we're not surprised that the GOP is using Nazi symbols on the stage.

00:46:12.000 The question is why they think they'll get away with it, and why are we so tolerant of it?

00:46:19.000 Wow.

00:46:20.000 You're really proud of your fucking theory.

00:46:22.000 Mark Dice posted a picture of the clouds.

00:46:24.000 He's like, these are the Nazi clouds outside of CPAC. 0.70

00:46:27.000 What do you see?

00:46:28.000 Nazi glasses.

00:46:33.000 Go to 1.6.

00:46:36.000 I think this is James O'Keefe having a gay old time. 1.00

00:46:38.000 Or someone.

00:46:41.000 Yeah, this is him harassing this guy that he had to make it.

00:46:44.000 This is a child, by the way.

00:46:46.000 Look at his eyes.

00:46:49.000 You know these reporters that are just tattletales and they try to catch your dad saying the N-word 30 years ago?

00:46:54.000 Or they look at the shape of your stage and say it's an old rune?

00:46:58.000 Those are usually early 20s reporters.

00:47:00.000 And you go, why are they so obsessed with finding Nazis on the right?

00:47:03.000 And you realize, it's because it's all they're capable of.

00:47:07.000 Like Will Sommer, Jared Holt, Andy Campbell, Christopher Matthias, anti-fash Gordon.

00:47:15.000 They're all at the top of their game.

00:47:17.000 Like when you say, why don't you do Watergate?

00:47:19.000 Why don't you investigate something real like child trafficking?

00:47:21.000 That's out of their league.

00:47:23.000 The reason they do this, this guy's a Nazi shit is because that's all they have. 0.56

00:47:29.000 So this moron had to say that James O'Keefe, you know, fabricates evidence and he had to retract it twice, two different parts of the same article.

00:47:37.000 So James harassed him.

00:47:39.000 This is the only reason to go to CPAC.

00:47:41.000 Hi, Bill Turton.

00:47:43.000 How are you doing?

00:47:45.000 Hey, James, how are you?

00:47:46.000 Oh, hey, Strongman.

00:47:48.000 James O'Keeffe, Project Veritas.

00:47:50.000 In one article, you've retracted two things.

00:47:54.000 30,000 people.

00:47:56.000 Like, you have like a head on a swivel stick.

00:47:59.000 Like, you're like a robot.

00:48:02.000 Like, you just have this sort of cognitive dissonance, do you?

00:48:05.000 James is doing my thing.

00:48:07.000 Yeah.

00:48:07.000 He's doing my...

00:48:08.000 Jared Holt is like a glass of water with three drops of milk in it.

00:48:12.000 And by all means, run with it.

00:48:16.000 Do we have an Alpaca with us guys?

00:48:17.000 Alpaca?

00:48:18.000 Do you realize that you can't drink coffee through a mask?

00:48:22.000 Who funds Bloomberg?

00:48:23.000 Do you ever do an investigation of Michael Bloomberg?

00:48:26.000 Sounds like someone that needs to be investigated.

00:48:28.000 Do you understand that when I do sue you and you're under oath, you'll be required to answer the questions?

00:48:33.000 Do you understand what it means to be deposed?

00:48:35.000 Do you understand that depositions are videotaped?

00:48:37.000 Are you going to plead this?

00:48:38.000 And then we had Jim Acosta getting accosted.

00:48:43.000 1-7.

00:48:44.000 That's another good reason to go, I'd say.

00:48:48.000 Because that's what these people do.

00:48:50.000 They thrive on anonymity.

00:48:52.000 They fuck with you and then run away.

00:48:57.000 Hey, Jim, I'm Dave Parkinson from the Centralists.

00:48:59.000 When are you guys going to start conducting an interview?

00:49:01.000 When are you guys going to start covering sexists with David Marcus?

00:49:10.000 He killed 10 dozens of people.

00:49:12.000 He's accused of sexist.

00:49:29.000 Well, then, excuse me.

00:49:32.000 You're not tall enough.

00:49:33.000 What are you going to start covering it, Jim?

00:49:36.000 What are you going to do?

00:49:39.000 I don't know you're not.

00:49:40.000 You're not.

00:49:41.000 Well, you're not.

00:49:42.000 Okay, we agree to disagree.

00:49:44.000 He's sabotaging people's lives.

00:49:45.000 By the way, so he's giving him shit for not reporting on Cuomo.

00:49:47.000 Cuomo's backed to two sexual harassment allegations.

00:49:51.000 The first woman said that he kissed her on the lips and he said we should play strip poker. 1.00

00:49:56.000 The second woman said he said you should get a tattoo on your ass. 1.00

00:49:59.000 That way people won't see it when you have a dress on.

00:50:03.000 I could parse through those and defend him because I don't think it's illegal to hit on a woman, but I'm not doing that because this guy made his bones fucking over people with cancel culture and bullshit exaggerations.

00:50:18.000 My friends are in prison because of him.

00:50:20.000 Max and John are in prison because he called them Nazis and it fucked up their appeal too.

00:50:26.000 So you're hoisted on your own retard, Cuomo.

00:50:30.000 No one's sitting here parsing through these allegations.

00:50:32.000 And the beauty of it is you encourage this incurious culture where you don't look stuff up.

00:50:37.000 So that's the culture you're living in now.

00:50:40.000 People hear 10,000 dead bodies in the nursing homes.

00:50:43.000 They hear two separate women saying he harassed me.

00:50:46.000 If the third one comes out, she could say he farted and didn't say excuse me, and he's a dead man.

00:50:52.000 Not that his reputation is salvageable.

00:50:54.000 They're putting a motion to impeach him now.

00:50:57.000 The New York Times is talking about what a fucking shit stain he is.

00:51:01.000 And his defense was a joke.

00:51:04.000 It's just a joke.

00:51:05.000 It's a fucking joke.

00:51:08.000 It's a joke.

00:51:10.000 I'm just kidding.

00:51:12.000 They needed the money.

00:51:14.000 It's not a joke.

00:51:17.000 Why wouldn't you play the Sopranos one? 1.00

00:51:20.000 Could you be stupider?

00:51:22.000 Please, it's a fucking joke.

00:51:24.000 There's a couple.

00:51:26.000 I was here.

00:51:26.000 It's a joke.

00:51:29.000 Remember that picture where he had square nipple rings?

00:51:32.000 An X of nipple rings?

00:51:34.000 I don't understand that.

00:51:38.000 I don't remember that.

00:51:39.000 Look up Cuomo nipple rings.

00:51:41.000 Oh, his nipple rings.

00:51:42.000 Yes, yes.

00:51:42.000 Cuomo nipple rings.

00:51:43.000 Well, what do you think I meant?

00:51:45.000 But the square part through me.

00:51:47.000 Oh, it's an X. Now, nipple rings, you don't have a lot of meat with a nipple, right? 0.95

00:51:52.000 It's the size of like a tiny little button.

00:51:55.000 So I get how you put a barbell through, and then you have One.

00:52:01.000 What the f?

00:52:02.000 But this, both of these are X's.

00:52:05.000 He said they were lavs, which doesn't make sense.

00:52:07.000 And by the way, you have a microphone in your face, you don't need a lav.

00:52:10.000 And you don't put lavs on your nipples.

00:52:12.000 But can you zoom in on those?

00:52:18.000 I'm locked.

00:52:19.000 Hello?

00:52:21.000 I'm lost.

00:52:28.000 They're definitely X's. 0.89

00:52:30.000 But I don't see how you have enough meat in your nipple to pierce anything twice. 0.52

00:52:35.000 No matter how thin it is.

00:52:38.000 You have two separate holes?

00:52:39.000 I mean, an ear could barely handle that.

00:52:42.000 Look up nipple piercings. 1.00

00:52:45.000 Double nipple piercings. 0.99

00:52:47.000 It's like a scalp.

00:52:47.000 Maybe it's crossbones.

00:52:49.000 That would be kind of cool.

00:52:51.000 I mean, I don't advocate it, but if you're a 20-year-old in a goth band.

00:52:57.000 Oh, like, zoom out.

00:52:59.000 Let me just make sure we're not seeing any not seeing anything.

00:53:02.000 Nipple rings.

00:53:02.000 Maybe criss-crossed nipple rings or X nipple.

00:53:07.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:53:08.000 Go back.

00:53:08.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:53:10.000 Okay.

00:53:11.000 Those swords have potential.

00:53:14.000 Let me see those.

00:53:16.000 Here we go.

00:53:18.000 That might explain something.

00:53:20.000 Maybe he's got the swords.

00:53:22.000 If you look in the reflection of that ball bearing right there, that's Cuomo.

00:53:26.000 Taking a picture of it.

00:53:27.000 I like these ones.

00:53:29.000 Okay, that's the closest explanation we've had so far.

00:53:34.000 Crisscross nipple ring.

00:53:37.000 I'm going to have to go not safe for work.

00:53:40.000 Moderate off.

00:53:42.000 What can I go off here?

00:53:44.000 Nothing.

00:53:45.000 X nipple rings, maybe?

00:53:47.000 Double.

00:53:47.000 I was going to think double rings.

00:53:48.000 Double nipple rings.

00:53:49.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

00:53:50.000 Double nipple rings.

00:53:52.000 By the way, if you have nipple rings in your Cuomo's age, you get pegged.

00:53:56.000 You have a dildo up your ass. 0.97

00:53:58.000 You're Ronnie Mund at that point.

00:53:59.000 All right, we're going to call a not safe.

00:54:00.000 This man's clearly a fucking pervert.

00:54:03.000 We're going to call a not safe for work here.

00:54:05.000 Okay, not safe for work.

00:54:07.000 Officially, not safe for work.

00:54:09.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:12.000 Question answered.

00:54:15.000 That's what he has.

00:54:17.000 Yeah, four bumps.

00:54:19.000 That seems like a lot of holes for a nipple. 1.00

00:54:22.000 I guess you go under the original one.

00:54:26.000 Yikes lady, you've just massacred yourself. 1.00

00:54:29.000 Not that one nipple piercing is attractive, but that level of piercing.

00:54:34.000 Then you got this.

00:54:36.000 No, that's not what he has.

00:54:37.000 That one's dead.

00:54:38.000 That's fucking gross.

00:54:39.000 Look.

00:54:43.000 Do you think he does the thing where he hangs?

00:54:46.000 It's actually very relieving.

00:54:47.000 It's kind of meditative.

00:54:52.000 What is this?

00:54:52.000 He just had a girlfriend for 19 years.

00:54:54.000 Maybe she's the kinky one. 1.00

00:54:58.000 Yeah, that would make sense.

00:55:00.000 He's the kinky one. 0.99

00:55:02.000 No, she's the kinky one. 1.00

00:55:04.000 And then he started cheating on her and she dumped him.

00:55:07.000 And he was left with these nipple rings.

00:55:09.000 That's a rude little bitch. 1.00

00:55:11.000 Oh, my God.

00:55:13.000 She probably tossed his salad.

00:55:15.000 The stuff those two would get up to?

00:55:17.000 Ugh.

00:55:17.000 Revolting.

00:55:18.000 Even if you were looking at porn and that was one of the thumbnails that came up, you went, oh my God, that guy's fucking 60 years old.

00:55:26.000 Today, a thing's going around where he's telling some beautiful young brunette to eat the whole sausage, which sounds like, he's just a funny guy.

00:55:34.000 He's kidding.

00:55:36.000 God, I wish she would come forward.

00:55:37.000 All it takes is three.

00:55:38.000 And that's what the post said.

00:55:40.000 The post was saying.

00:55:44.000 But this much seems clear.

00:55:45.000 One more credible accuser, and it may not even take that.

00:55:50.000 And this pot of soup will be done.

00:55:56.000 I don't eat the whole sandwich.

00:56:01.000 I can't double sandwich.

00:56:02.000 Look at that.

00:56:03.000 Look at that girl looking at him. 1.00

00:56:04.000 She's his previous love interest, and she sees herself getting pushed aside for someone new.

00:56:16.000 Look at me.

00:56:16.000 I'm eating it.

00:56:18.000 Don't dump me.

00:56:19.000 I have daddy issues.

00:56:24.000 Freaking creep.

00:56:34.000 Fuck, I hate him.

00:56:38.000 All right, are we done?

00:56:39.000 Thank you.

00:56:40.000 Let's have a palate cleanser. 0.99

00:56:41.000 Show me some of those.

00:56:42.000 I got some new shoes.

00:56:44.000 I received some new shoes over the weekend.

00:56:46.000 We had an unboxing, but before we do that, I'd like to show you some context.

00:56:49.000 Have you got some Asians looking at shoes? 1.00

00:56:51.000 Pro.

00:56:52.000 Because it's a subculture I was not familiar with until you introduced it to me.

00:56:57.000 Myself had to go down half a size to compensate for the extremely long fit, but by doing so, the width became extremely narrow and a little uncomfortable.

00:57:05.000 So I actually had to loosen up the laces to allow my foot to breathe a little.

00:57:09.000 But by doing that, the support...

00:57:11.000 So there's one.

00:57:12.000 That's not my favorite.

00:57:13.000 My favorite one is this one.

00:57:15.000 I want to smash to subscribe.

00:57:16.000 Oh, bro, they smash and dash.

00:57:20.000 Moving on to the materials.

00:57:21.000 The front half portion of the shoe consists of truly fly knit.

00:57:24.000 It's free-range fly knit with very minimal backing behind it, but it's still supportive and lightweight.

00:57:30.000 Awesome, awesome, awesome.

00:57:32.000 You know, it's lightweight, flexible.

00:57:34.000 It doesn't have that TP wire like the Kobe 11 has, which I thought like super stiff, you know, kind of restrictive.

00:57:41.000 What are they doing?

00:57:42.000 What are their accents, though?

00:57:43.000 I thought they were from China.

00:57:45.000 Maybe.

00:57:46.000 Dude, for our brand new KDs, I just got these.

00:57:49.000 Got these?

00:57:50.000 You say you're so good.

00:57:51.000 Why don't you put your game where your mouth is?

00:57:53.000 So what do you want to put online then?

00:57:55.000 And I'm going to put these KDs up.

00:57:56.000 What are you going to put up?

00:57:57.000 Alright, if you win, I'll give you whatever I got in my backpack.

00:58:00.000 Whatever kicks I got in here.

00:58:02.000 And I'll throw in this Superfly Limited Edition USA Super Day.

00:58:05.000 Limited edition.

00:58:07.000 They don't look that limited to me, but hey, what have you got some crazy?

00:58:09.000 You know what I think we might be hearing here?

00:58:11.000 They are so insular in their Chinese community in LA that they pick up their mother's shitty English. 1.00

00:58:19.000 So they are native-born speakers.

00:58:20.000 I bet they speak shitty Chinese. 1.00

00:58:23.000 But they also speak shitty English because they've picked up her accent. 1.00

00:58:27.000 Bro.

00:58:27.000 But I don't hear a smash to subscribe.

00:58:32.000 They're trying to be black, so they're not Asian. 1.00

00:58:35.000 The Asian ones, they usually don't try to sound as black.

00:58:39.000 So it's not as fun.

00:58:39.000 They're just like, I'm asking you from six reviews and a husband about two.

00:58:43.000 You know, most of these Asians think you might be racist because these are all normal Americans with Asian features.

00:58:49.000 I spit it off the top off the back.

00:58:51.000 We're born here.

00:58:52.000 So, if you live in Toronto, you know that there's one type of Asian, it's the hype beast Asian, and they wear everything that is hype and anything that is hype. 0.99

00:58:59.000 This guy happens to be American also.

00:59:00.000 There's three like actual Asian guys, and I forgot their names, but they'll do reviews.

00:59:05.000 Oh, here's another one.

00:59:07.000 Yeah, there's an abundance of Asians and sneakers, so I bought these at Round 2 in New York City.

00:59:13.000 It's a very famous sneaker shop, and I went there with my father on Black Friday, and they had a 20-30% off all used shoes.

00:59:22.000 And my dad also really likes jordan ones.

00:59:26.000 Okay, so he falls into the other category: there's Asians that just care about the craft that are like, oh, these are very well made.

00:59:31.000 Like, they take all the fun and passion out of loving sneakers.

00:59:34.000 They're not like, yo, this shit is dope.

00:59:36.000 They're just like, yeah, this is good quality leather.

00:59:38.000 The leather.

00:59:39.000 I like how you think there can be fun and passion in loving sneakers.

00:59:43.000 Well, there is.

00:59:44.000 Well, I'm not saying that there is, but they have fun.

00:59:46.000 They have passion.

00:59:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:59:48.000 Like, like, yo, these is dope.

00:59:50.000 And the leather right here, that's hot.

00:59:52.000 All right.

00:59:52.000 So you're unable to provide a person with an Asian accent?

00:59:58.000 The internet will have it.

01:00:00.000 I just clicked on two.

01:00:01.000 So, I mean, those are the ones that have the most views, probably because they speak English and they don't have a shitty accent.

01:00:06.000 You cannot find as a Smash to Subscribe.

01:00:08.000 I think I asked you to dig that up before the show.

01:00:10.000 Yeah, I found my favorite one where it's the two guys like, yo, if you don't like Smash to Scott, subscribe.

01:00:15.000 No one is Smash to Subscribe.

01:00:18.000 What do you mean, like saying Smash to Subscribe?

01:00:20.000 I mean having a Chinese accent, dude.

01:00:22.000 Oh, let's see.

01:00:24.000 I mean, I typed in Asian sneaker view.

01:00:26.000 That's not going to come up.

01:00:26.000 Yeah, but don't tell me why you failed at your job.

01:00:29.000 No, well, I found my favorite.

01:00:30.000 Okay, here you go.

01:00:32.000 My second channel for this video.

01:00:34.000 As you can see, my thumbnail thumbnail.

01:00:36.000 What was your shoe collection?

01:00:38.000 I'm sneaker collection shoes.

01:00:39.000 You don't even know what that's English.

01:00:40.000 Before we start this video, make sure to give us a like, comment, subscribe.

01:00:43.000 Shit, this is the deal started, man.

01:00:45.000 The first shoe we got.

01:00:46.000 Like, comment, subscribe.

01:00:48.000 I got this for free actually from Face Relic for my giveaway.

01:00:50.000 What is insane?

01:00:57.000 Fire on feet. 0.83

01:00:59.000 They're not taking away from the passion.

01:01:00.000 No, no, no.

01:01:01.000 See, there's two camps.

01:01:03.000 They're not in the robotic camp.

01:01:04.000 They're in the fake black camp. 0.89

01:01:06.000 Like, it's simple, but like, you can rock with anything, bro.

01:01:10.000 Bro, this shoes.

01:01:12.000 This shoe is like a must, bro.

01:01:13.000 Next shoes, we'll have the Nike Vapor Max.

01:01:15.000 This is exactly who I'm going for when I do that.

01:01:18.000 Because I got the first generation, but you popped, so they give me the second generation. 0.71

01:01:21.000 If you popped you vapor max, you can return a receiver and get a new one, I think.

01:01:25.000 So very, very pushy.

01:01:30.000 And then these city socks.

01:01:32.000 This is a...

01:01:32.000 I forgot what is it, bro.

01:01:34.000 I think it's Summer Riot or some shit.

01:01:35.000 But yo, this is City Socks, bro.

01:01:37.000 Like, yo, this one, this shoes, I say it's fire to rock with, but like, it gets dirty.

01:01:45.000 It's fire to rock with, but it gets dirty.

01:01:48.000 Imagine them seeing a pair of tits in person. 1.00

01:01:50.000 Well, let's do our first unboxing then.

01:01:52.000 This is pre-taped, folks.

01:01:54.000 And we're going to show you my new turduckens. 0.97

01:02:06.000 Hi, folks.

01:02:06.000 Welcome to our first unboxing video.

01:02:09.000 Hand me the package.

01:02:12.000 This is what I spend my money on.

01:02:14.000 You guys work hard with your money.

01:02:16.000 You donate it to our site in exchange for entertainment, and we spend it on shoes because we're gay.

01:02:23.000 And this is a very rare sneaker I saw in a Instagram ad from Goat.

01:02:32.000 Oh, I already scarred the box.

01:02:33.000 That's a bad sign.

01:02:35.000 And I texted Ryan and I said, get me these.

01:02:43.000 Because I thought rather than Goat who advertised them for me, which I guess you should do to support the market, I thought he's a sneaker pimp.

01:02:52.000 Would you call yourself a sneaker pimp?

01:02:54.000 Yeah, I try to sneak a pimp as much as possible, like get hot new drops, sell for like total big price.

01:03:00.000 So you can smash the subscribe if you want to see more of this.

01:03:03.000 So this shoe is Nike SB, a dunk, I believe.

01:03:07.000 Yep, SB Dunk, HyPro QS.

01:03:10.000 And it is based on the turducken. 1.00

01:03:13.000 That's a chicken and a turkey and a duck.

01:03:17.000 So I think you take the chicken and the duck and de-boned and you ram them into a turkey.

01:03:27.000 Deboned.

01:03:28.000 I told my vegan friend about this and she said it's very bad energy.

01:03:35.000 And turducken is actually popular all over the world.

01:03:39.000 Not the world, but the Western world.

01:03:40.000 They have them in Germany.

01:03:41.000 They replace the duck with a goose or something like that.

01:03:45.000 But you just end up with this sort of triple whammy of bird flavors and it's delicious.

01:03:53.000 So I saw they had made it into a shoe and I thought I must have that shoe.

01:03:56.000 And it costs $332.

01:03:59.000 What's your most expensive shoe?

01:04:02.000 Like $222 or something like that.

01:04:04.000 And what shoe was that?

01:04:06.000 Probably Yeezy and also Space Jam.

01:04:09.000 The Space Jam, same price, $220.

01:04:12.000 Didn't you get a shoe as an investment and you thought, I'm going to put these away and I'll sell it later at Yeezy.

01:04:19.000 And then you put it on like that afternoon and ruined it?

01:04:22.000 No, no, no.

01:04:22.000 Well, the prices were, it wasn't selling for much because they really inflated the market.

01:04:26.000 So unless I held on to it for like 10 years and I was like, you know, I don't want to be a part of history.

01:04:30.000 I want to wear these on my feet.

01:04:32.000 I don't like Yeezys.

01:04:33.000 They look like you stepped in shaving cream.

01:04:37.000 Comes a little card.

01:04:39.000 By now, you already know StockX.

01:04:40.000 So that's where we got it from.

01:04:41.000 We didn't get it from GOAT.

01:04:42.000 We got it from StockX.

01:04:43.000 And this is Scott Cutler, the CEO of StockX, would like to send me a little thank you note.

01:04:47.000 You're welcome.

01:04:49.000 There's a receipt here for $322.09.

01:04:54.000 I'm reluctant to show you that in case it includes an address.

01:04:57.000 Oop.

01:04:59.000 Fun sticker from StockX.

01:05:02.000 All right.

01:05:02.000 Here we go.

01:05:03.000 Now you've got the X Oasis.

01:05:05.000 You can smash the subscribe.

01:05:08.000 This is a verified authentic.

01:05:10.000 That's pretty cool.

01:05:11.000 It looks way cooler in person.

01:05:12.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:13.000 You know what's cool?

01:05:14.000 The tongue has that texture of like a fly's body.

01:05:19.000 Maybe you can zoom in on these.

01:05:23.000 The tongue and the swoosh. 0.99

01:05:25.000 Oh, it's supposed to have a little piece of paper that has a duck on it.

01:05:28.000 I saw some other unboxing video.

01:05:30.000 This is your Zoom.

01:05:31.000 That's my Zoom.

01:05:33.000 So what we have here is little fuzzy hairs.

01:05:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:41.000 Yeah, you see that?

01:05:44.000 That's meant to be like the duck's feather kind of things.

01:05:49.000 And then I guess the sort of translucent, not translucent, but sort of reflective tongue and swoosh represent, I keep hearing this Asian guy in my ear.

01:06:00.000 Like a turkey.

01:06:01.000 Like a turkey.

01:06:02.000 It's really dope, you know.

01:06:04.000 I can't do that accent. 0.81

01:06:06.000 Maybe you could narrate, Brian.

01:06:08.000 Okay, so right now we're trying to undo factory setting knot, okay?

01:06:11.000 This is the knot that come with to try to make sure like it's stable.

01:06:15.000 You know what I mean?

01:06:15.000 Like it won't.

01:06:17.000 Take these back if they don't fit?

01:06:19.000 Yeah, take back.

01:06:20.000 I think they do a take back.

01:06:22.000 You have a multicolored outsole?

01:06:25.000 Yeah, that's also duck-based.

01:06:27.000 That's cool.

01:06:31.000 My friends at the Duck Inn are going to be very impressed with this.

01:06:33.000 Oh my gosh.

01:06:35.000 They sure are.

01:06:36.000 And what's that lining look like?

01:06:38.000 Like a tree?

01:06:42.000 So the whining has, it's a tree and it's a duck.

01:06:49.000 In Asian culture, very positive imagery.

01:06:53.000 What's the year now?

01:06:54.000 Good luck, duck.

01:06:55.000 What year is it?

01:06:56.000 Is it the year of the duck?

01:06:57.000 Year of the bull.

01:06:58.000 I think the year of the bull.

01:06:59.000 I think it's a...

01:07:00.000 Someone told me it's a robot.

01:07:03.000 I think it's an ox.

01:07:04.000 No, but like, there's the year of the monkey, the year of the bull, and everything.

01:07:07.000 But I think this year they're made of steel.

01:07:11.000 See why?

01:07:12.000 My youngest boy is here making funny faces.

01:07:14.000 No, I think it's like a robotic.

01:07:16.000 Look up what year it is in China.

01:07:18.000 Oh, the.

01:07:20.000 Now, if these don't fit, I'm going to be very bombed.

01:07:22.000 My computer just blasted off.

01:07:26.000 Nikes fit very...

01:07:29.000 Nikes fit very snug. 0.94

01:07:32.000 Look how good that looks.

01:07:33.000 What happened to this computer?

01:07:36.000 See the reflections?

01:07:37.000 This bad boy just crashed.

01:07:39.000 Oh, size.

01:07:42.000 So we're still recording, but no computer.

01:07:45.000 So we're still recording, but you can't see it.

01:07:47.000 But this is still working?

01:07:48.000 Yeah, it still works.

01:07:49.000 Just no computer.

01:07:50.000 I can't show you computer.

01:07:51.000 So.

01:07:54.000 That's pretty fire.

01:07:55.000 Because they're not that loud.

01:07:57.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:58.000 Like, they have character to them, but they're not like, you know, look at me.

01:08:01.000 I'm a teenager.

01:08:02.000 I'm a 60-year-old man.

01:08:03.000 I can't afford to be walking around with, you know, super crazy kicks.

01:08:07.000 True, true.

01:08:09.000 Right now, you know, best advice, you hold on to that.

01:08:12.000 Keep them shelf in box, fresh in box until springtime.

01:08:16.000 You don't want to get, you know.

01:08:18.000 Slush on them?

01:08:19.000 Slush, no slush.

01:08:19.000 I'm not that kind of a guy.

01:08:21.000 I don't care about.

01:08:22.000 Well, same here, but like, you know.

01:08:24.000 So let me show you them with a pant, because that's an important part of any shoes.

01:08:35.000 Did you think about what happens if that table breaks?

01:08:39.000 That's occurred to me.

01:08:43.000 That would change our whole weekend.

01:08:44.000 We have to go get a table.

01:08:47.000 Build it.

01:08:51.000 Yeah, that's fire.

01:08:52.000 And so the medial side is different from the outside, too.

01:08:56.000 The lateral.

01:08:57.000 The medial side, which is the inside of shoe, the swoosh.

01:09:01.000 Yeah, and then the lateral side is outside.

01:09:03.000 That's a different color.

01:09:04.000 Swoosh.

01:09:05.000 So you got a blue, and then the inside you have like a green.

01:09:08.000 But they change color when you look at them.

01:09:11.000 So how do you know what a color is?

01:09:13.000 Oh, that's tight.

01:09:15.000 You're right.

01:09:15.000 Yeah.

01:09:16.000 So the remedial, what do you call it?

01:09:19.000 I think it's a lateral and medial side.

01:09:22.000 So the lateral side is multicolored because it changes, right?

01:09:26.000 But it's also predominantly blue.

01:09:29.000 Daba Di, Daba Dai.

01:09:32.000 And then this is predominantly green.

01:09:34.000 I could go with this.

01:09:38.000 50-year-old?

01:09:39.000 No.

01:09:40.000 Oh, with a different color laces?

01:09:41.000 Yeah.

01:09:42.000 Yeah.

01:09:42.000 I mean, these are Air Jordans, right?

01:09:44.000 Sure are.

01:09:45.000 Well, they're dunks, but they're based on the Jordans.

01:09:47.000 Right.

01:09:48.000 Slightly different.

01:09:49.000 Slightly different.

01:09:50.000 So I don't think a grown, an 80, I mean, a 50-year-old man already spending this much money on shoes is insane.

01:09:55.000 But I got to be as subtle as possible.

01:09:58.000 But I think these are pretty reasonable for a grown man.

01:10:02.000 Yeah.

01:10:03.000 What do you think?

01:10:03.000 That is just enough pop.

01:10:05.000 Maybe it's a little too much pop for old pops.

01:10:08.000 Anyway, that was our first and possibly our last Get Off My Lawn unboxing.

01:10:24.000 You know, I've been wearing them ever since I got them on Saturday.

01:10:29.000 Not now, but I find them kind of narrow.

01:10:32.000 Oh, no.

01:10:32.000 You got to break them in, that's all.

01:10:34.000 It's like sucking.

01:10:34.000 You got to loosen the laces.

01:10:36.000 You can lose laces.

01:10:37.000 Anyway, smash the subscribe.

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01:10:40.000 Yo, this feet fire.

01:10:42.000 Like my feet on fire.

01:10:44.000 We've been jumping all over the place.

01:10:45.000 We have a few unturned stones.

01:10:48.000 Cuomo pulled me away from CPAC because they were harassing Jim Acosta for not covering Cuomo.

01:10:54.000 By the way, you know you're fucked as a liberal when the New York Times is saying you're fucked.

01:10:59.000 And the New York Times has been all over Cuomo.

01:11:03.000 But just to get back there, Nick Fuentes is another person that makes CPAC worth it with AFPAC.

01:11:09.000 AFPAC!

01:11:11.000 Gilbert Godfrey was fired from AFPAC for making an unfortunate joke about Japanese hurricanes.

01:11:16.000 But I saw this on Reddit cringe.

01:11:20.000 You know how I say you can look at something and they can look at something and they see the opposite?

01:11:26.000 I want to kind of get away from us and them in a sense.

01:11:29.000 Left and right Is a bit of a myth.

01:11:32.000 It's really duped and not duped.

01:11:35.000 That's who we're up against here.

01:11:37.000 It's woke as a joke and actually literally awake.

01:11:42.000 That's who we're up against.

01:11:44.000 But I think the elites like to make it black, white, right, left.

01:11:47.000 And here's my new theory I was thinking about this weekend.

01:11:49.000 And I didn't steal this from my friend Brian.

01:11:55.000 They keep this, they keep us separate.

01:11:57.000 They see how much they can control us.

01:11:59.000 COVID has been a great lesson in control.

01:12:02.000 And then we have the Roaring 20s.

01:12:04.000 You have to rebound from pandemics.

01:12:06.000 We always do.

01:12:07.000 Spanish flu, influenza, the bubonic plague.

01:12:10.000 We always bounce back from a major medical catastrophe like this.

01:12:14.000 So the stores open up again.

01:12:16.000 We have the roaring 20s.

01:12:17.000 The roaring 20s was like 10 years.

01:12:19.000 Then we had the depression.

01:12:20.000 Things are sped up now.

01:12:22.000 So let's say the roaring 20s are three years.

01:12:26.000 2021, 22, 23.

01:12:28.000 Around 2024, whoomph.

01:12:31.000 All this printing money hits us.

01:12:32.000 The real estate market crashes.

01:12:35.000 Cities become zoos.

01:12:36.000 Fucking escape from New York.

01:12:38.000 And we have the Depression.

01:12:41.000 How do you get out of a Depression?

01:12:42.000 A war.

01:12:43.000 Who are we going to go to war with?

01:12:44.000 China.

01:12:45.000 We will win, but we'll also lose in many ways.

01:12:50.000 They are a worthy adversary.

01:12:51.000 Their Navy sucks. 0.94

01:12:53.000 Their military sucks, but they have a lot more cyber weapons than we do.

01:12:59.000 So it'll be a hell of a kerfuffle.

01:13:02.000 And then we'll slowly rebuild again, just like after World War II. 0.84

01:13:06.000 So we're headed to some crazy times.

01:13:08.000 And the best way you can survive is to not have your blinders on.

01:13:12.000 I know I do a lot of us and them, and we're getting divorced, but to just say blacks are separating from whites and liberals are separating from conservatives is to oversimplify.

01:13:22.000 It's the easy targets, the ones that are easily duped, who put their children in basements for COVID.

01:13:28.000 We'll get to that in a second.

01:13:29.000 And then there's the people that are dubious, that don't hate the word conspiracy theory.

01:13:34.000 And you'll find a smattering of those on the left.

01:13:36.000 A smattering.

01:13:40.000 Anyway, Nick Fuentes.

01:13:42.000 I think America's first is the most exciting part of the right today.

01:13:46.000 That's not what I wanted to show, though.

01:13:48.000 What are you showing there?

01:13:49.000 I'm talking about 1-8.

01:13:51.000 Nick Fuentez.

01:13:53.000 There'd be no Nick Fuentes without Gavin McInnis, though.

01:13:55.000 I'm sure he'll admit that himself, especially when he calls CPAC gay.

01:13:59.000 That's me.

01:14:00.000 And I'm very proud of my prodigy.

01:14:11.000 They won't even let them in the building without a mask.

01:14:32.000 I saw someone comment and they go, this isn't a strip club, Nick.

01:14:36.000 That's the joke, retard. 1.00

01:14:41.000 You should put a dollar between the masks.

01:14:45.000 I'm sorry.

01:14:47.000 That was a great joke, old man.

01:14:51.000 Way to explain my joke back to me.

01:14:53.000 It's not the thing that you make fun of, saying that it is the thing.

01:15:10.000 Funny boomer.

01:15:11.000 Perfect.

01:15:25.000 What do you say?

01:15:26.000 The cops.

01:15:26.000 And then he quickly runs away.

01:15:36.000 Skip back sucks.

01:15:37.000 It's gay. 1.00

01:15:43.000 Ow, ow, ow. 1.00

01:15:45.000 Ow. 0.99

01:15:47.000 Nick Fwent has just hurt me.

01:15:48.000 You have hurt me today.

01:15:50.000 Hurt me today.

01:16:15.000 Everybody give it a hand.

01:16:18.000 Channeling Trump a little bit.

01:16:20.000 Ass clap. 0.97

01:16:28.000 See, that's fun.

01:16:30.000 And the establishment right is so stupid to turn their backs on these kids because that's the future of the right.

01:16:38.000 It's the dissident right.

01:16:41.000 AFPAC was more fun, and they had a nicer spread.

01:16:43.000 There was food at AFPAC.

01:16:45.000 It was a better vibe.

01:16:46.000 It was more diverse than CPAC.

01:16:48.000 There was more blacks and Jews at AFPAC than there was at CPAC.

01:16:53.000 The fucking speeches.

01:16:55.000 Michelle Melkin's speech, Scott Greer's speech.

01:16:57.000 Every speech was great.

01:16:58.000 Every speech was great.

01:16:58.000 All the speeches were really good.

01:17:00.000 CPAC is just embarrassing.

01:17:02.000 Yeah.

01:17:03.000 It's kind of got like a...

01:17:05.000 I don't know.

01:17:05.000 Never mind.

01:17:07.000 Okay.

01:17:08.000 Let's look briefly to High Right Wheel.

01:17:09.000 High White Wheel that we can smash.

01:17:13.000 This is Red Elephant's Dude.

01:17:16.000 Vladimir Putin.

01:17:23.000 What is this Red Elephant?

01:17:24.000 Do we hold the Master Race? 0.60

01:17:26.000 Is this...

01:17:28.000 Oh, it's mocking white supremacists.

01:17:30.000 So we're supposed to think this is terrible.

01:17:33.000 I'm going to get an applause.

01:17:35.000 Vladimir Putin was even more willing to stand for Trump supporters than Lindsey Graham and the rest of the GOP.

01:17:43.000 The Russian foreign ministry recently called on the United States to respect the basic human rights of Trump supporters and that it was concerning the amount of persecution conservatives were experiencing under the American regime.

01:18:00.000 John Miller, when did he that's interesting, right?

01:18:03.000 Sort of.

01:18:04.000 Okay.

01:18:05.000 Is he still with Blaze?

01:18:06.000 I don't know.

01:18:09.000 What is a black person's role in the America First movement?

01:18:17.000 Well, if you want to be real about it, we're not a multi-ethnic country.

01:18:22.000 We're not.

01:18:23.000 Maybe biracial at best, but they are importing literally hundreds of thousands of people in here to destroy this country and what it stands for and what it means. 1.00

01:18:37.000 So this has been edited to make America first look bad. 0.57

01:18:41.000 And it's like John stuttered a little bit at the beginning of his point, but made a great point.

01:18:48.000 Like, this is supposed to be a shit show.

01:18:50.000 At least blacks have, you know, great cultural contributions.

01:18:54.000 I mean, you know, music, entertainment.

01:19:00.000 I mean, when's the last time you listened to a mariachi band?

01:19:07.000 Good evening, America Foresters.

01:19:11.000 Mommy is home.

01:19:14.000 That sounds like a much bigger crowd than last year.

01:19:17.000 Yeah, and the production's off the wall, y'all.

01:19:20.000 It's totally popping right now.

01:19:22.000 It's fire.

01:19:23.000 Yeah.

01:19:23.000 Oh, the backdrop's total fire.

01:19:25.000 I like the lighting.

01:19:26.000 Audio is fucking dope.

01:19:28.000 I don't know what AFPAC stands for, but I bet the F stand for fire.

01:19:31.000 America Fire Political Action Committee.

01:19:34.000 Looks like y'all cleaned up nice.

01:19:38.000 Looks like you're too legit to quit.

01:19:42.000 NBC News, yeah, we're talking about you.

01:19:44.000 Go ahead.

01:19:44.000 Tweet.

01:19:44.000 Go lurk on our Telegrams.

01:19:46.000 This is Times 2.

01:19:47.000 They sped it up.

01:19:48.000 So that's cheating.

01:19:49.000 Right?

01:19:50.000 And not that one sniveling soyboy at the Bailey Dodge? 1.00

01:19:52.000 That guy?

01:19:53.000 No, no.

01:19:54.000 Nor are their feckless counterparts at Yes and TBUSA.

01:19:58.000 None of them can hold us at bay.

01:20:00.000 America first is inevitable. 0.69

01:20:04.000 She sounds so sped up when she's sped up.

01:20:06.000 I don't know if they're going to be able to get it.

01:20:06.000 Her voice is so squeaky when you hit fast forward.

01:20:09.000 This organization and more than tripling it next year and doing that year after year after year and sweeping this country and starting chapters on the campuses where you haven't already started chapters and bring more and more people into this movement.

01:20:22.000 We can restore this country and we can do it with our babies and is this supposed to be cringe?

01:20:36.000 What the fuck did I say about the American divorce?

01:20:40.000 What was wrong with that?

01:20:41.000 That he has a word babies?

01:20:44.000 This is the new America they want. 0.82

01:20:47.000 This is not the America of our fathers and our forefathers.

01:20:51.000 We have here today many people who have first-hand knowledge of what I'm talking about, including Laura Loomer, who has been relegated to a third-class citizenship and unpersoned.

01:21:04.000 She is our canary in the coal mine. 0.80

01:21:08.000 We have a climate crisis.

01:21:09.000 That's enough.

01:21:10.000 But it's enough.

01:21:11.000 Also, with the Golden Globes, still don't know what they are.

01:21:16.000 Jason Sudecas was clearly stoned out of his mind.

01:21:19.000 I knew a girl that was dating him when she did makeup for SNL. 0.99

01:21:24.000 And she goes, I'm dating Jason Sudecas.

01:21:26.000 Oh, that's a catch.

01:21:28.000 And then I updated it later.

01:21:30.000 I go, so what's going on with Jason?

01:21:32.000 And she goes, oh, I dumped him.

01:21:34.000 Oh, why?

01:21:35.000 I don't know.

01:21:35.000 He's not ready for a relationship.

01:21:38.000 So, oh, you mean he was fucking tons of chicks and you were just one of them. 1.00

01:21:44.000 And you made it into a dating scenario.

01:21:47.000 And then you realized it's not going anywhere.

01:21:50.000 So you gave up.

01:21:51.000 That's what happened.

01:21:54.000 The guy was drowning in pussy and you were a drop in the commotion. 1.00

01:21:58.000 Commotion.

01:22:01.000 Very difficult.

01:22:01.000 Come ocean.

01:22:04.000 Hey, how are you?

01:22:06.000 I'm good.

01:22:07.000 Congratulations.

01:22:10.000 Thank you.

01:22:11.000 You too, Bro.

01:22:15.000 Hold on a second.

01:22:16.000 This bothers me that there is a non-native speaker on a big event thing.

01:22:23.000 Sure, he's wearing a sweatshirt.

01:22:24.000 That's disrespectful, I guess.

01:22:25.000 Not that he should respect the Golden Globes, but can we not...

01:22:30.000 This is like when I was at Disneyland and they had the Hall of Presidents, and the woman who was waving us in to see the animatronic presidents was like, okay, everyone, you're ready to see the president.

01:22:41.000 Come in here now.

01:22:42.000 We're sitting in Fred Rose and Dorothy Bay.

01:22:45.000 The president are your nice people.

01:22:49.000 Can you name some presidents?

01:22:51.000 Woman who's running the Hall of Presidents? 1.00

01:22:54.000 John of Kefferson.

01:22:58.000 Who's John of Kennerson?

01:23:00.000 John of Kennerson?

01:23:03.000 There was George Jefferson.

01:23:06.000 You mean George Washington and Thomas Jefferson?

01:23:08.000 George Jefferson run a laundromat on the Archie Bunker show and the head and offshoot show of his own where he's moving on up to a D-Lux apartment in the sky. 0.76

01:23:15.000 Yeah, the fish doesn't fry on the grill.

01:23:17.000 Mimi Beardsley?

01:23:19.000 I gotta look that up.

01:23:20.000 I don't know.

01:23:21.000 Fish does fry on the grill, by the way.

01:23:23.000 Yeah, just fine.

01:23:25.000 I don't know what they're talking about.

01:23:26.000 You were not expecting to win.

01:23:28.000 Weren't you surprised?

01:23:31.000 Well, I mean, I knew I was one out of five, so I was, you know.

01:23:38.000 But yeah.

01:23:40.000 Yeah, of course.

01:23:42.000 He's either stoned or just killed his wife and hasn't told the world yet.

01:23:45.000 Or he's getting a blowjob while high in his dead wife.

01:23:49.000 Or they're all true.

01:23:51.000 I don't.

01:23:52.000 He's getting a blowjob from her dead head. 1.00

01:23:54.000 It's called dead head.

01:23:55.000 And he's a song.

01:23:56.000 Yeah, some people like the Grateful Dead.

01:23:58.000 Some people like being blown by cadavers.

01:24:01.000 Yes.

01:24:02.000 And you showed up in a basketball shirt there.

01:24:09.000 Was it that the Lake's?

01:24:10.000 Why not Richmond?

01:24:12.000 Hey, lady, welcome to America. 1.00

01:24:14.000 A sweatshirt is not a basketball shirt.

01:24:18.000 What the fuck does that even mean?

01:24:21.000 Are more people, are basketball players more likely to wear a hoodie than, say, football players or baseball players?

01:24:28.000 How is that a basketball shirt?

01:24:30.000 He's like, well, I'm wearing this shirt, but your voice is wearing a sombrero.

01:24:34.000 English lady.

01:24:38.000 Laker shorts.

01:24:39.000 But, well, you know, because Apple and Warner Brothers and NBC haven't figured out a way to get merchandise to people yet.

01:24:49.000 So, you know, ask them.

01:24:53.000 See, you can tell by the people laughing that there's been some pot going around.

01:24:57.000 Yeah.

01:24:58.000 I kind of like it.

01:24:59.000 Sure.

01:25:00.000 Because you're kind of like, fuck this.

01:25:01.000 Like, this is the level.

01:25:03.000 Well, I'm of two minds.

01:25:03.000 Like, on the one hand, I'm going, fuck this.

01:25:05.000 On the other hand, I'm mad that the non-English speaker is there. 1.00

01:25:07.000 But I guess it's the motive.

01:25:09.000 Jason Sudeka's motive here is fuck this shit.

01:25:13.000 And then the speakers, obviously, it's someone else's motive saying, we're going to show diversity and we're going to have someone who doesn't understand American culture ask an American about his culture.

01:25:24.000 A better fan of football?

01:25:26.000 Are you more interested in football?

01:25:29.000 Given that you have trained a football team?

01:25:32.000 What is a positive thing?

01:25:34.000 Because in England, we call it football.

01:25:35.000 Here you call it soccer.

01:25:36.000 Oh, my God.

01:25:38.000 My little boy's calling it football now and calling American football American football.

01:25:43.000 So, you know, I got to ride that horse in the direction it's facing.

01:25:47.000 And currently, he's the horse, even though he's six and a half.

01:25:54.000 No, I love that.

01:25:56.000 This is like the calling shows we have.

01:25:58.000 Did this air on fucking TV?

01:26:01.000 This was part of the Golden Globes.

01:26:03.000 This is great.

01:26:05.000 People win best actor in a television series, musical or comedy.

01:26:10.000 I like how every institution that had respect at some point is just crumbling.

01:26:14.000 Like Oreos, Mr. Potato Head, like national institutions in the Golden Globes right there.

01:26:19.000 Yeah, woke, go broke.

01:26:21.000 Or your son got into it because you played that trainer?

01:26:25.000 Six minutes, huh?

01:26:28.000 Well, what's lucky for us in the States is that I think a lot of kids play it at an early age, but then with the success of the female, the women's team, you know, over the last 12 years, soccer has gotten bigger and bigger in the States.

01:26:42.000 And then with having Americans show up in the league, like Christian Ballistic and whatnot, it's becoming a bigger and bigger sport.

01:26:53.000 And much like any of our successes and foibles in America, we're a young nation and we're finally catching up with the rest of the world.

01:27:07.000 He is high.

01:27:07.000 What?

01:27:08.000 What?

01:27:08.000 He's like so FCA.

01:27:09.000 So the fact that soccer isn't big here is yet another American foible.

01:27:13.000 Right.

01:27:13.000 The metric system.

01:27:14.000 And we're slowly catching up to the rest of the world because baseball and football and fucking, what else do we play here?

01:27:24.000 Hockey.

01:27:25.000 Hockey, yeah.

01:27:26.000 They're not as great as kicking a fucking ball around like a bunch of cavemen.

01:27:30.000 Even bowling, we kick ass at.

01:27:31.000 People love bowling.

01:27:32.000 Nasty nasty.

01:27:33.000 We're catching up.

01:27:34.000 We're catching up to the rest of the world as backwards hicks here in America. 0.98

01:27:38.000 We drive on the right side of the road.

01:27:40.000 Sorry about that.

01:27:41.000 The metric system.

01:27:42.000 I also didn't know much about football or soccer.

01:27:46.000 Did you bother to learn about soccer in England or you just played him?

01:27:50.000 You didn't need to learn in order to play somebody who doesn't know?

01:27:57.000 I'm smart enough to be around people smarter than me.

01:28:01.000 So, you know, it was by no, by no, no, wasn't a burden at all.

01:28:06.000 I'm dumb enough to have that not be enough.

01:28:08.000 It's a joy to get to learn that game.

01:28:10.000 I'm bummed that the second season we haven't had the opportunity to go see as many matches in person nor watch them in pubs, but we've found our way around it.

01:28:20.000 So I guess he's in some show where he teaches soccer in Britain.

01:28:23.000 Anyway, worry about soccer.

01:28:26.000 But here was, this was, I thought, pretty cool.

01:28:28.000 This is the liberal episode of Get Off My Lawn.

01:28:31.000 They had a commercial with women lactating.

01:28:34.000 Now, I've got young kids.

01:28:36.000 My eldest is 14.

01:28:38.000 If I'm watching a commercial, I don't want to see sex.

01:28:40.000 I don't want to see Cox or SNM.

01:28:43.000 I don't want to see, oh, there we go, Cuomo's in trouble for the whole sausage.

01:28:47.000 I don't want to see that kind of shit.

01:28:48.000 But breastfeeding is not sexual at all, obviously.

01:28:53.000 True.

01:28:53.000 So I like seeing women breastfeed.

01:28:57.000 And if my kids are in the room, great.

01:29:00.000 You were breastfed, kids.

01:29:01.000 This is what it's like.

01:29:03.000 All right, girls. 0.90

01:29:05.000 Whoa, whoa.

01:29:05.000 You've got this.

01:29:07.000 Latch.

01:29:08.000 And latch better.

01:29:09.000 And oh God, unlatch, unlatch.

01:29:11.000 And raw.

01:29:13.000 And how does anyone ever drink enough water?

01:29:16.000 Is it too early to call a lactation consultant?

01:29:19.000 And he's still crying.

01:29:21.000 And do I love my baby?

01:29:24.000 And am I a bad mom if I stop now?

01:29:27.000 Yes.

01:29:27.000 I'm going to go a year.

01:29:31.000 3 a.m.

01:29:32.000 And 4.06 a.m.

01:29:34.000 And 4.43 a.m.

01:29:36.000 And I'm so tired.

01:29:39.000 And clog.

01:29:40.000 And work out the clog with my what?

01:29:44.000 And pluster feeding. 0.99

01:29:46.000 And so much milk.

01:29:48.000 Cool.

01:29:48.000 It's talking to me.

01:29:49.000 I didn't know any of this.

01:29:50.000 Said cabbage.

01:29:51.000 And not enough milk.

01:29:52.000 And what even is enough milk?

01:29:54.000 And I just want to feed my baby and flatten the nipple. 0.91

01:29:57.000 And will these ever go back?

01:29:59.000 And I love his smell.

01:30:00.000 And wrinkled toes.

01:30:02.000 And...

01:30:04.000 Fuck.

01:30:09.000 What a great ad.

01:30:10.000 Yeah, I like it.

01:30:10.000 I mean, it really came out the gates.

01:30:12.000 I mean, but you're just not used to seeing it.

01:30:14.000 Is that the New York Post digitizing it?

01:30:15.000 Yeah, probably, right?

01:30:17.000 I don't know if that aired uncensored.

01:30:19.000 No, probably not.

01:30:21.000 We'll aired.

01:30:23.000 We sure will.

01:30:24.000 Okay, so speaking of hopping all over the place, I'm just covering things, as usual with Mondays, we always have more than we can report.

01:30:32.000 So I'm reporting on things that we can't report on tomorrow.

01:30:35.000 Like Steven Crowder, he was temporarily banned from Twitter for lying about the election.

01:30:43.000 And his lie, his misleading information was he claimed that people were voting from addresses that don't exist.

01:30:51.000 And the only thing he had to prove that was that the address doesn't exist.

01:30:55.000 But that's, you're not allowed to say that.

01:30:56.000 That's a hate fact.

01:30:58.000 So he goes, wait a minute, I didn't just Make something up.

01:31:00.000 I went to the address.

01:31:02.000 It's not there.

01:31:03.000 So apparently today he has yet another neutron bomb to drop that's much bigger than simply votes coming from addresses that don't exist.

01:31:13.000 And he concedes in his scoops that this could be a clerical error.

01:31:19.000 He's leaving that open.

01:31:20.000 So there's nothing wrong with what he's saying.

01:31:22.000 But when he says it could be a clerical error, he's saying, well, that has to be corrected also.

01:31:28.000 Did you know what today's scoop was?

01:31:29.000 No.

01:31:30.000 I heard some of it.

01:31:31.000 So they went to go see these addresses where they were.

01:31:34.000 Some of them were like the median on a highway or a parking lot or an empty lot and just didn't exist, you know?

01:31:40.000 And then they looked through the voter registry rolls and they changed the address.

01:31:46.000 Somebody had changed it from the one that didn't exist to a place that does exist, but the person who voted didn't live there.

01:31:52.000 So it's still a person who didn't vote there at the address, but they actually moved those faulty spots that they uncovered to a different location.

01:31:59.000 Somebody moved it to try to cover it up.

01:32:01.000 I mean move it.

01:32:02.000 Like they moved it.

01:32:03.000 They changed the address.

01:32:04.000 Like let's say one of the voters was address was like a median or like a parking lot.

01:32:10.000 One of them was under a bridge.

01:32:12.000 They changed that after Crowder released that and came up with that episode.

01:32:17.000 The registration 31 Pillarmore Lane.

01:32:21.000 Yeah.

01:32:22.000 And it used to say under a bridge.

01:32:23.000 Yeah.

01:32:24.000 So then he goes to 31 Pillamore Lane and they go, I don't know what you're talking about.

01:32:27.000 And it's still not the person who voted there.

01:32:29.000 Yeah.

01:32:30.000 It's pretty Bonanski's. 0.95

01:32:32.000 And it's considered, just like at the beginning of the show, I said it's controversial to say Merry Christmas, Men Are Not Women, and Mr. Potato Head.

01:32:39.000 It's now a controversial right-wing conspiracy theory to say, I have trouble with this election.

01:32:45.000 I don't think it was legitimate.

01:32:48.000 That's terrorist talk.

01:32:51.000 In fact, they're investigating Alex Jones, Ali Alexander, and Roger Stone for such terrorism because that lie that there may have been problems with the election led to the storming of the Capitol.

01:33:03.000 So it's your fault.

01:33:06.000 Actually, that's one of the articles I have here.

01:33:10.000 Yeah.

01:33:11.000 No, not 4-5.

01:33:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:14.000 Check 4-8.

01:33:20.000 Ah, shit.

01:33:21.000 No.

01:33:23.000 I pasted it wrong, but they said of Roger Stone and Alex Jones, they said, we are investigating potential ties between those physically involved in the attack on the Capitol and individuals who may have influenced them, such as Roger Stone, Alex Jones, and Stop the Steel organizer Ali Alexander,

01:33:40.000 said a U.S. official who, like the others interviewed to the report, spoke on the condition of anonymity.

01:33:46.000 So now, if you inspired those people with your words, then you're responsible.

01:33:53.000 In other words, free speech does not exist in America.

01:33:57.000 And Roger Stone never said, none of them ever said storm the Capitol.

01:34:01.000 They just said this is fucked up.

01:34:03.000 And that made people mad and their anger did something bad.

01:34:06.000 Therefore, it's your fault.

01:34:09.000 Are you aware of how scary that is?

01:34:13.000 All right, let's jump to Biden.

01:34:27.000 I want to change that intro.

01:34:28.000 You know the song My Pet Monster?

01:34:31.000 My Pet Monster?

01:34:32.000 That's probably before your time.

01:34:34.000 I don't remember that now.

01:34:36.000 It was a big show in the 80s.

01:34:39.000 And I'm just watching, like, go to intro or something.

01:34:43.000 Escape from Monsterland, episode 8.

01:34:50.000 I think it was played by a midget. 1.00

01:35:01.000 He's big and blue and scary.

01:35:04.000 But a friendly monster too.

01:35:09.000 Okay, anyway, I want that.

01:35:11.000 I want to do a new Biden thing because the weekend at Bernie's isn't as fun as, my pet Biden.

01:35:17.000 He's a monster of a president.

01:35:19.000 My pet Biden.

01:35:21.000 Wait, what?

01:35:21.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:35:23.000 Oh, that could be the intro right there.

01:35:24.000 Wait, that doesn't rhyme.

01:35:25.000 And then we have my pet monster stuff because he's not dead.

01:35:30.000 He's a pet.

01:35:32.000 He's my silly little pet.

01:35:34.000 Like, say I had a pet stork.

01:35:36.000 And he would probably get it.

01:35:37.000 He'd probably come into the living room with like my wife's panties accidentally on his head. 1.00

01:35:42.000 And everyone would go, oh, Calvin.

01:35:45.000 That's what would be his name, my stork.

01:35:47.000 Calvin.

01:35:48.000 And that's how I feel about Biden now.

01:35:50.000 He's my silly pet.

01:35:53.000 There's the song, I'm Your Puppet, too.

01:35:55.000 That could be a good one.

01:35:57.000 No, thank you.

01:35:58.000 I'm your puppet.

01:36:00.000 No, thank you.

01:36:05.000 So let's start with 2-9.

01:36:10.000 Where he asks, this happened over the weekend.

01:36:12.000 He asks America, what he's doing here.

01:36:14.000 Now, just like with Cuomo, I could play devil's advocate and try to find an outfrim.

01:36:19.000 And for this, it could be, what am I doing, comma, here?

01:36:22.000 Like I'm getting confused within the moment.

01:36:25.000 But if Trump ever said, what am I doing here on a podium?

01:36:29.000 Holy shit, would he be eviscerated?

01:36:33.000 Getting on a plane, he told me last, he came in to see me last event.

01:36:37.000 And representatives Shirley Jackson, Lee, Al Green, Sylvia Garcia, Lizzie Pinelli, excuse me, Pinell, and what am I doing here?

01:36:52.000 I'm going to lose track here.

01:36:54.000 And Mayor Turner, Judge.

01:36:59.000 What am I doing here?

01:37:01.000 Here's another example of him.

01:37:03.000 3-0.

01:37:04.000 Look at him wander around.

01:37:09.000 Wait, what's that?

01:37:11.000 3-0.

01:37:12.000 Oh, shit.

01:37:14.000 Look at him wander.

01:37:15.000 That sucks.

01:37:17.000 He's lost.

01:37:18.000 That's Gavin doing a bad job.

01:37:21.000 See if you can find it.

01:37:24.000 No, not in the notes.

01:37:27.000 He's done a talk.

01:37:28.000 I think it's that same thing we Just saw actually, where he goes, What am I doing here?

01:37:33.000 Then he wanders off, and then he realizes he forgot his mask.

01:37:36.000 So he wanders back and he grabs it, and you're watching him walk around, and you're just like, You're fucking pathetic, dude.

01:37:43.000 You're my silly pet.

01:37:45.000 Like, I now think it's cute.

01:37:47.000 I used to think it was unethical to have a senile old man running the country.

01:37:53.000 Now I think it's cute.

01:37:55.000 That's one of them.

01:37:56.000 Is that it?

01:37:56.000 This is, I think, an older one.

01:37:58.000 Yeah, that's an older one.

01:37:59.000 Let me get my fucking shit here. 0.89

01:38:01.000 Should I take this?

01:38:02.000 Where do I go?

01:38:03.000 Am I doing this?

01:38:05.000 Does anyone want this?

01:38:07.000 Am I alone?

01:38:08.000 Okay.

01:38:08.000 Should I take it here?

01:38:10.000 Wait, where's my mask?

01:38:13.000 Anyway, he's getting so bad now.

01:38:16.000 I want to know how much this Syrian attack was sanctioned.

01:38:22.000 I have a feeling he just sort of pushed a button because I saw that picture of Kamala Harris staring at him like, what the fuck have you done?

01:38:29.000 And I don't think the left is happy with him.

01:38:34.000 They're trying to justify it.

01:38:37.000 Did you see that meme?

01:38:39.000 The missile?

01:38:40.000 This took us a while to find.

01:38:41.000 This is some of the best Photoshop I've ever seen.

01:38:45.000 Look how good that is.

01:38:46.000 The way the trans flag is kind of beaten up a little bit.

01:38:49.000 The colors are kind of chipped and dirty.

01:38:52.000 I had to look at that for a long time to determine that it was fake, but it is.

01:38:57.000 But anyway, that's a jokey meme that's become reality.

01:39:00.000 And the reality is, we'll never bomb Syria.

01:39:03.000 We're not evil like Trump.

01:39:05.000 What Trump did when he bombed Syria was illegal.

01:39:07.000 They were really mad about that.

01:39:08.000 And then he just fucking did it.

01:39:10.000 And the last takeaway is, well, at least he's not selling mean tweets, sending mean tweets.

01:39:15.000 Look at 3-1.

01:39:19.000 I thought this was great.

01:39:20.000 This is some irrelevant tranny, though. 0.65

01:39:24.000 Joe Biden might bring unity by bombing the shit out of them, predicts Eric July, back in early February or the end of January.

01:39:33.000 And then some tranny goes, imagine being dumb enough to believe Joe Biden is literally going to bomb the Middle East. 1.00

01:39:40.000 You all Trumpers are lunatics.

01:39:42.000 Which reminds me of Jen Sackey back when Trump did it.

01:39:46.000 She said, I think this is a picture I sent you.

01:39:48.000 I think this is illegal.

01:39:51.000 I don't think you're allowed to bomb Syria.

01:39:54.000 Fuck, you're slow, dude.

01:40:00.000 What is the legal authority for strikes?

01:40:02.000 Assad is a brutal dictator, yes.

01:40:04.000 But Syria is a sovereign country, says his press secretary.

01:40:09.000 And then Biden himself, 3-2, also said, no, don't do it.

01:40:15.000 It's wrong.

01:40:19.000 3-2.

01:40:20.000 This shirt's a little big for this jacket, isn't it?

01:40:30.000 Trump's erratic, when it was this?

01:40:32.000 2019, June 22nd.

01:40:34.000 Trump's erratic impulsive actions are the last thing we need as commander-in-chief.

01:40:37.000 No president should order a military strike without fully understanding the consequences.

01:40:42.000 How about a president who doesn't fully understand anything at all, except maybe nap time and snack time, because he's my little pet?

01:40:51.000 We don't need another war in the Middle East, but Trump's actions toward Iran only make that more likely.

01:41:00.000 Do you have the bomb?

01:41:01.000 Show them the bombing cartoon there at the bottom.

01:41:06.000 No, no, it's at the bottom of the notes in picture form.

01:41:10.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:41:14.000 That's where we're at.

01:41:16.000 Biden made it very clear he's pro-Black Lives Matter, pro-LGBT, pro-diversity, and then he hopped on a fucking drone and started bombing kids.

01:41:25.000 That meme is real.

01:41:27.000 The first meme with the great Photoshop is real.

01:41:30.000 And it's so fun seeing the left deal with this.

01:41:33.000 Like our favorite, Amy Siskind, she loves it.

01:41:37.000 Trust the plan, she says.

01:41:39.000 Check out 3-3.

01:41:43.000 Trust the plan.

01:41:45.000 The left has gone full QAnon.

01:41:48.000 They think that Nazi symbols are hidden in the stage.

01:41:51.000 And so different having military action under Biden.

01:41:55.000 No middle school level threats on Twitter.

01:41:58.000 Trust Biden and his team's competence.

01:42:01.000 At least he's not offensive.

01:42:02.000 And then David French, who's one of the worst people alive, I fucking hate this guy.

01:42:09.000 Did the same thing.

01:42:13.000 If Trump strikes Syria without congressional approval, his Syrian policy will be both imprudent and with lower case slashes, dashes, what the fuck is that?

01:42:24.000 And unconstitutional.

01:42:26.000 Remember when everyone thought David French was going to run for president?

01:42:30.000 That fucking neocon never Trumper piece of shit? 0.57

01:42:33.000 Okay, so bombing Syria is bad. 0.92

01:42:35.000 Next picture?

01:42:36.000 Good.

01:42:38.000 Targeting our troops should carry a consequence.

01:42:41.000 I'm anyone's dog for a bone.

01:42:45.000 And who else was doing this?

01:42:51.000 What was this?

01:42:52.000 3-5?

01:42:53.000 Yeah, this is more David French.

01:42:58.000 Click on that.

01:43:00.000 Oh, yeah, so click on the first picture.

01:43:04.000 What are you doing?

01:43:06.000 Go back.

01:43:07.000 That picture.

01:43:09.000 Yeah.

01:43:12.000 I freely admit that I'm out of step with a portion of the base that apparently believes it should have the right to spew hate and lies on private platforms they did not build and do not own.

01:43:19.000 I'm completely untroubled by that fact.

01:43:21.000 Okay, so there is David French on the record saying he's pro-censorship.

01:43:26.000 It's a private company.

01:43:27.000 Fuck you.

01:43:29.000 Then we find out that they just removed a trans book when Harry became Sally.

01:43:34.000 A private company did.

01:43:35.000 And David French's reaction is, I hope this is a mistake, Amazon.

01:43:39.000 If not, then it's absurd and unacceptable.

01:43:42.000 In other words, these people do not have the courage of their convictions.

01:43:45.000 They're total fucking frauds.

01:43:47.000 And they're willing to let my pet Biden run a country, which is dangerous, especially dangerous for Syrians, but it could be dangerous to us.

01:43:56.000 So what do they do?

01:43:57.000 They take away the nuclear codes.

01:44:01.000 3.6 He fucking the left, not just the right, Democrats asked Biden to cede authority on nuclear launches. 0.50

01:44:12.000 So they're well aware that he's a senile old fool, that he's a silly pet.

01:44:17.000 But they don't fucking care.

01:44:19.000 As long as we don't get bombed, let's just have him.

01:44:22.000 I remember seeing, there was a popular bumper sticker for a while, and it was a coffee mug, and it said for president, and then in brackets, anyone better than Trump.

01:44:30.000 That's where they're at.

01:44:31.000 They invited a senile pet.

01:44:34.000 They invited an emu to run the presidency.

01:44:41.000 The media is not an authority.

01:44:45.000 And the older I get, the more I realize that these fucking losers, this is 3-7, are the same kids in high school.

01:44:52.000 So NBC News, you think, ooh, NBC, it's been around for decades.

01:44:56.000 It's a stalwart of American media.

01:44:59.000 The guys who work there must be really smart.

01:45:01.000 And they must have suits on and white hair and $500 Mont Blanc pens that they sign important documents with.

01:45:07.000 No, they're the same fucking losers from your junior high class.

01:45:12.000 And affirmative action has brought in a bunch of stupid young babysitters to carry the torch. 1.00

01:45:18.000 So, back when Trump decides to drain the swamp, President Trump is conducting a purge of the intelligence community.

01:45:23.000 The ranking Democrat on the Senate Intelligence Committee says in a letter obtained by NBC News that echoes concerns raised by his House counterpart.

01:45:32.000 Purging.

01:45:33.000 Sounds like genocide, right?

01:45:35.000 What about when Biden drains the swamp?

01:45:37.000 What's NBC News' take?

01:45:42.000 Former President Trump embedded dozens of his own political appointees in career government positions and appointed other loyalists to influential boards and groups.

01:45:50.000 Now, the Biden administration is trying to rid the broader federal bureaucracy of Trump loyalists.

01:45:57.000 The media is a PR firm for the DNC, and nowhere is this more obvious than in their fact-checking.

01:46:04.000 The Washington Post fact-checker, Glenn Kessler, stepped in it again.

01:46:09.000 He steps in it so much that his nickname should just be shit boots because it looks like he's wearing brown ski boots.

01:46:17.000 Trump complaining about kids not back in schools yet.

01:46:20.000 Who was president a month ago?

01:46:22.000 This was sent a couple days ago.

01:46:26.000 So a couple days ago, a month earlier was early January.

01:46:31.000 In other words, Biden was president.

01:46:34.000 You fucking loser fact checker.

01:46:38.000 Look at him.

01:46:38.000 Go back.

01:46:39.000 Do you have his face?

01:46:41.000 Glenn Kessler, when you look at his face, you can see the dork in high school getting rejected.

01:46:47.000 This is a picture he chose, by the way.

01:46:49.000 Remember that dork in high school?

01:46:51.000 Well, he fact-checks for the Washington Post now.

01:46:54.000 He's a loser.

01:46:56.000 He's a nerd.

01:46:57.000 He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing.

01:47:00.000 He is a spineless publicist.

01:47:02.000 And I'm at the point now where I don't think they're ashamed of that.

01:47:06.000 I think if you were his brother and you're having a couple beers and you said, you're just a publicist for the DNC, he'd go, yeah, and I'm doing a great job.

01:47:16.000 Just to remind you of some other Kessler blunders from old shitboots, he was calling Will Warnock a victim and totally ignoring the fact that his wife was claiming she abused him on tape.

01:47:30.000 We have footage of her calling the police and then calling him a great actor, which he ignored as a fact checker, just basically denied it exists.

01:47:41.000 He also denied that Biden claimed Hispanics have a wider diversity of thought than blacks.

01:47:49.000 And the way he gets away with that is Biden did not say what I just said verbatim word for word, but he did say that.

01:47:57.000 Go to 3.9?

01:48:02.000 Nope.

01:48:03.000 3.9 might.

01:48:04.000 Okay, then go to 40.

01:48:11.000 So go down?

01:48:13.000 He never said that.

01:48:18.000 Wait, we gotta have the tweet.

01:48:19.000 Is your fucking browser still not mounting fucking tweets?

01:48:25.000 Those tweets?

01:48:26.000 Yeah, but I want to see the actual video of him saying it.

01:48:29.000 It's gotta be in here somewhere, right?

01:48:32.000 Oh, they're showing a lot of motherfucking tweets.

01:48:34.000 Go up.

01:48:35.000 Maybe it's in the top, top video.

01:48:37.000 Oh, God.

01:48:41.000 Oh, is this a stupid thing where it doesn't relate to the story?

01:48:44.000 Possibly.

01:48:47.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:49:16.000 So he just denies it and changes it later.

01:49:19.000 But he clearly just said that blacks are a monolith and they all think the same, and Hispanics don't.

01:49:24.000 And he said, we don't know that.

01:49:26.000 And so the fact-checker goes, no, he didn't say that, meaning verbatim.

01:49:30.000 Again, publicist.

01:49:31.000 Or finally, my last example, 4-1, he says, will you just give up on this Hunter Biden thing?

01:49:39.000 It's just this laptop stuff.

01:49:43.000 Get over it, he says.

01:49:44.000 It's a baseless conspiracy theory.

01:49:48.000 I mean, if you think that Hunter Biden's laptop is a baseless conspiracy theory, I don't have time for you.

01:49:56.000 What's the conspiracy?

01:49:57.000 It's not real?

01:49:58.000 The pictures are photoshopped.

01:50:00.000 None of the emails are real?

01:50:01.000 They never get specific like that.

01:50:03.000 They just say the whole thing is something you should get over.

01:50:05.000 And who would say that?

01:50:07.000 Who would say just get over it without getting into the details, without getting into the weeds?

01:50:11.000 A publicist.

01:50:13.000 Glenn Kessler is a dork who got a job as a publicist under the auspices of it being a fact checker at Washington Post.

01:50:22.000 He's a dude playing another dude dressed as a different dude.

01:50:28.000 Stop the insanity.

01:50:30.000 Oh no, that was Trump.

01:50:32.000 All right, last story I want to get to before we close the door on this episode is this crazy trend in Canada where they've told people, don't bother doing the whole COVID intro.

01:50:47.000 They've told people that if your kid tests positive for COVID, it should be quarantined in the basement for 14 fucking days.

01:50:58.000 What?

01:51:00.000 Place children in solitary quarantine.

01:51:03.000 Drastic measure not supported by science and could have long-lasting psychological effects.

01:51:09.000 If my five-year-old had COVID, I'm getting COVID.

01:51:12.000 My daughter was in a classroom that I think tested positive for, and the school would call and say, are you dropping off the food at the door?

01:51:18.000 Meanwhile, we're at Popeyes.

01:51:20.000 And I'm like, yeah, I'm dropping off the food at the front.

01:51:25.000 Who the fuck, if my kid gets COVID, I'm getting COVID.

01:51:29.000 I would never, I couldn't imagine.

01:51:32.000 Maybe zombies. 0.62

01:51:34.000 Maybe.

01:51:35.000 And I'm not even giving that 100%.

01:51:37.000 I would probably want my kid on a chain where they just go, and I would find them brains every couple days for them to eat. 1.00

01:51:45.000 Maybe zombie kids you can lock in the basement.

01:51:49.000 But other kids, how fucking depraved are you?

01:51:53.000 Look at this.

01:51:55.000 Look at these 43.

01:51:58.000 This woman has since got lambased by the internet and said, no, I didn't do that. 0.99

01:52:03.000 It's not true.

01:52:05.000 But check out these tweets.

01:52:07.000 Like, we always give warnings for porn and gore, but I should warn you.

01:52:10.000 This is going to make you so mad, you're going to punch a hole in the wall.

01:52:14.000 I talked, or I didn't talk to Cassandra, but Cassandra Fairbanks was talking about it, and she was like, I'm disturbed by how mad I am.

01:52:21.000 Exactly.

01:52:21.000 Us too.

01:52:22.000 I have my seven-year-old in isolation downstairs.

01:52:25.000 He keeps messaging me on Facebook Messenger.

01:52:28.000 Mommy, I'm lonely.

01:52:31.000 My five-year-old wrote in his journal entry today that he is sad because his brother isn't here.

01:52:35.000 I set up a baby monitor to let eight-year-old ask for things.

01:52:38.000 Five-year-old using it to talk to eight-year-old.

01:52:42.000 Are we in Romania right now?

01:52:45.000 Are we in Serbia?

01:52:47.000 What disgusting Eastern European country are we living in? 1.00

01:52:50.000 That's who was doing it, Red Island Dreamy.

01:52:52.000 And it's heartbreaking.

01:52:53.000 Oh, no, it's heartbreaking.

01:52:54.000 You're not alone.

01:52:55.000 Then she's doing it too.

01:52:56.000 It's all these other parents that have followed this Canadian dictum.

01:52:59.000 And the authorities, by the way, the elites who are testing to see how far they can push us, they must be looking going, I can't believe this fucking works.

01:53:08.000 They went for that?

01:53:09.000 Wow.

01:53:10.000 What if we get them to kill their kid?

01:53:12.000 Look at the other picture.

01:53:14.000 Oh, that's the one reacting to the previous one.

01:53:17.000 And so the 14-day installation begins.

01:53:19.000 Nothing has broken my heart like the sound of my 10-year-old crying while I sit on the other side of the door and tell him 14 days will go quickly.

01:53:28.000 What?

01:53:28.000 No, it won't.

01:53:30.000 Hoping PH calls so we can get some advice and answers.

01:53:36.000 Safe schools now.

01:53:39.000 Holy shit.

01:53:41.000 I mean, liberals are bad, but Canadian liberals are disturbingly bad.

01:53:49.000 All right.

01:53:50.000 That's enough banter.

01:53:52.000 We'll get into black on Asian crime tomorrow, as well as Enrique, who appears to be going on a press tour and some Antifa stuff.

01:54:01.000 But let's hit the mailbag.

01:54:05.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

01:54:10.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:54:15.000 Let me touch it.

01:54:18.000 Uh-oh.

01:54:19.000 I got a spinning beach ball, yo.

01:54:24.000 Uh-oh.

01:54:25.000 That's never good.

01:54:27.000 Application is responding.

01:54:32.000 Application not responding, yo.

01:54:34.000 I'm going force quit.

01:54:36.000 I'm going to force quit on your black ass. 1.00

01:54:39.000 I don't believe half the stuff that I hear about Canada.

01:54:42.000 Like, it's insane with the camps now.

01:54:44.000 They're locking people up.

01:54:45.000 Quebec, yeah.

01:54:46.000 And there's sexual abuse going on.

01:54:48.000 They're not feeding them.

01:54:49.000 You got to understand that Canada is so vast and spread out that there's really like three different countries.

01:54:53.000 There's the West Coast, or more than three.

01:54:56.000 There's the West Coast, which is hippie-dippy California, but with more junkies.

01:55:00.000 Then there's sort of the Midwest, which is Cowboy Town, Rednecks, Hunters, Calgary, Edmonton, Winnipeg.

01:55:09.000 And then there's Toronto and Ontario, which is like New York without the grip, without the grime.

01:55:18.000 So like maybe early aughts, New York.

01:55:21.000 And then there's Quebec, totally different country.

01:55:25.000 That's a corrupt France. 0.51

01:55:27.000 Quebec is run by the mafia, and Montreal is Palermo.

01:55:31.000 It's Sicily.

01:55:32.000 And then you have the East Coast, which is newfies, fishermen, rednecks, trailer park, trash, hosers. 1.00

01:55:42.000 So all of those groups have nothing in common.

01:55:44.000 And none of it and Northwest Territories and Yukon Territory don't exist.

01:55:48.000 Nor does anything in the North.

01:55:50.000 All that shit you see in the North is inabitable.

01:55:54.000 Okay.

01:55:58.000 All right, we're back here.

01:55:59.000 Let's see what we can do with the mailbag.

01:56:04.000 Three dads, one birth certificate, says Lee.

01:56:07.000 Gay polythruple makes history. 1.00

01:56:11.000 List three dads on a birth certificate.

01:56:14.000 Let me guess.

01:56:16.000 They will not be together as long as my parents have been together, which is half a century.

01:56:23.000 I think Anderson Cooper and his husband broke up before the baby was even home.

01:56:30.000 Was it two-day delivery?

01:56:33.000 That's a bad breakup.

01:56:35.000 Someone's asking where the hell I'm going dressed like that.

01:56:38.000 Mark.

01:56:39.000 Oh, it's not me.

01:56:41.000 Mark!

01:56:42.000 Where the hell are you going dressed like that?

01:56:45.000 I'm going to Dave's fancy dress party.

01:56:48.000 I'm a tortoise.

01:56:49.000 Dave's fancy dress party's tomorrow night.

01:56:52.000 I fucking know it is.

01:56:54.000 But I'm a tortoise.

01:56:57.000 How old are you?

01:56:58.000 Thanks for that fucking lame joke, Granddad, from 2015.

01:57:05.000 Jesus.

01:57:06.000 That reminds me of the, remember that mad cow thing that came around when Windows computers were like the only computers you can get?

01:57:12.000 Sort of.

01:57:12.000 It was like a laughing cow.

01:57:13.000 It's like, I got mad cow disease.

01:57:15.000 Like, ah.

01:57:17.000 Oh, one joke on the not internet.

01:57:21.000 Okay, I'm going to scroll down here because this is looking fucking like a whole bunch of really old viral videos.

01:57:31.000 Best assimilators.

01:57:32.000 Sup Sup, Gowski, and Ryan Koch.

01:57:34.000 Oh, I should mention I got an email on the weekend where this guy said.

01:57:38.000 Actually, let me just find it.

01:57:43.000 It was about his marriage.

01:57:48.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:57:53.000 Okay.

01:57:54.000 Gavin, Mr. Mayor, I put a ring on it, cranked out two boys.

01:57:59.000 Oh, a girl, and made my fortune.

01:58:01.000 But two years ago, my wife and I left an extremely orthodox sect of Christianity we grew up in together for a more mainstream one.

01:58:07.000 This has been better for our children, but it has become apparent that my wife will never drop the ultra-conservative social aspects of the faith, in brackets, cult.

01:58:15.000 She maintains that sex is for procreation, and now that we're done having children, we are hovering below the once-a-month mark.

01:58:21.000 I focus on work, but it's not going to last.

01:58:23.000 I've given up on trying to explain my needs, and I'm finished bothering her for pity.

01:58:28.000 If my primary objective is to maintain the marriage for my children, is there any viable sexual outlets to keep me in place?

01:58:34.000 I'll turn 40 in two years, and something's got to give.

01:58:37.000 It sounds crazy, but can I cheat to preserve my marriage?

01:58:41.000 Like you, I'm no fan of porn, and since I travel semi-frequently for work and stay in shape, I think I could pull it off.

01:58:47.000 Talk to me if you can, desperate for something with heels on.

01:58:51.000 The problem with this letter is she's picking and choosing what parts of her ultra-orthodox Christianity she uses.

01:59:01.000 The whole sex is only for procreation implies that you never stop fucking. 0.99

01:59:08.000 That's why the Irish would have 12 kids. 1.00

01:59:10.000 You can't at one point say, I'm stopping at three kids, and then at the other hand, use this rationale that they use when they have 12 kids.

01:59:20.000 You can't have it both ways.

01:59:22.000 Either you use birth control and you stop at three and pulling out is a form of birth control, or you follow the religion to a T and you just keep fucking and sucking until there's kids falling out of the windows. 0.70

01:59:37.000 So I think you have to go back to her and re-question the whole concept.

01:59:43.000 Anyway, sup's up, Gavsky and Ryan Koke.

01:59:47.000 As many Canadians, I stem from a family of immigrants.

01:59:50.000 Every single one either changed their names to fit in more, adopted new cultures, started watching North American sports, etc.

01:59:56.000 Nowadays, who do you feel are the best assimilators?

01:59:59.000 Who comes to North America or who come to North America?

02:00:02.000 I go for pedicures, no homo, and these women are off the boat from Thailand. 1.00

02:00:07.000 I've never seen a more Canadian American, North American art and decor in a company before.

02:00:11.000 They go nuts and decorate for Christmas and Halloween.

02:00:14.000 I just see how much pride they have to be in this country.

02:00:17.000 By the way, I am correcting maybe 100 spelling and grammar mistakes.

02:00:23.000 And it just makes me feel good as a fellow Canadian.

02:00:25.000 Thoughts?

02:00:25.000 Wish you boys all the best.

02:00:26.000 Let's crush the fucking 2-4, bud. 1.00

02:00:28.000 First of all, sir, you cannot speak in hoser language and say, let's crush a 2-4 when you get pedicures.

02:00:34.000 The fact that you get pedicures obliterates your entire letter.

02:00:39.000 And we don't listen to you.

02:00:40.000 We don't respond to you.

02:00:42.000 You're now Dominican. 0.99

02:00:43.000 You're not a person.

02:00:45.000 You're a Puerto Rican. 0.87

02:00:48.000 A Rice American. 0.99

02:00:49.000 Sorry.

02:00:51.000 And what's worse is that you get pedicures and you mention it in a fucking letter like there's nothing to be ashamed of.

02:00:58.000 Do you also sit down to pee?

02:01:02.000 That was one of the biggest shockers when I moved to New York and I'd walked by the Puerto Ricans, like 18-year-old males with perfect fades getting pedicures in the window. 1.00

02:01:12.000 And I realized, oh, that's what it's like to not have a dad.

02:01:18.000 Hey, Gav, you know that hot blonde you spoke about who went unmarried at first sight and married a guy who was secretly gay?

02:01:23.000 The smoke show blonde with huge tits and a cute face? 1.00

02:01:25.000 Well, if you check her Instagram and her post from after divorcing that faggy twat, she's basically given up on getting married again and having kids. 1.00

02:01:33.000 That one fag ruined her hopes of getting married and having kids. 1.00

02:01:36.000 She married the homo at 28, right at her peak, and now she's over 30 posting pictures of her dogs and talking about how children are overrated. 1.00

02:01:44.000 What that guy did to her is way worse than any physical abuse.

02:01:48.000 He robbed her of wanting children or getting serious about marriage.

02:01:50.000 That one fucking faggot is the reason why she'll probably die single. 1.00

02:01:55.000 She looked like the perfect mom as well.

02:01:57.000 So full of life and energy when talking about her future children.

02:01:59.000 Now she's totally miserable.

02:02:01.000 Fuck that asshole. 0.66

02:02:02.000 Also, here's a fucking mind-blowing meth-inspired banger by OSISBLA.

02:02:06.000 Now, fuck off.

02:02:07.000 So let's check her out.

02:02:08.000 Black Lives Matter is an indication too that you have a lot of time on your hands. 0.65

02:02:14.000 And you're dumb.

02:02:16.000 Especially from white women. 1.00

02:02:17.000 Yeah, she's so cute. 1.00

02:02:20.000 What a pretty, wholesome girl. 1.00

02:02:22.000 Go up a bit, I bet.

02:02:24.000 Higher.

02:02:24.000 Bench pick.

02:02:25.000 That one with the red.

02:02:26.000 Look how wholesome she is. 0.58

02:02:28.000 Wholesome, clean, and pure.

02:02:30.000 Hello.

02:02:31.000 What a wonderful wife she would have been. 1.00

02:02:35.000 When's that from?

02:02:39.000 March 2020.

02:02:41.000 Ah.

02:02:42.000 About a year ago.

02:02:43.000 Yeah, there should be more punishment.

02:02:46.000 Not punishment, but more stigma when you take a woman's best years. 1.00

02:02:50.000 It's a big deal.

02:02:53.000 I dated her from 27 to 32, then I dumped her. 1.00

02:02:56.000 Took her two years to recover.

02:02:57.000 Now she's 35, ready to mingle again.

02:03:01.000 Too late.

02:03:01.000 Ovaries dried up.

02:03:03.000 Look at those fantastic mammary glands. 1.00

02:03:05.000 What a catch.

02:03:13.000 Hey, Big G and the Wee Man.

02:03:14.000 We all thank you for your service as war film veterans, but should we also be thanking you for your service to naval war films?

02:03:21.000 I'm open to accepting trophies and medals for my naval war watching.

02:03:26.000 I don't have that many under my belt, though.

02:03:28.000 I'm basically just a private when it comes to naval war films.

02:03:31.000 One of the best war films in series ever is Das Boot, a film about a tour with a German U-boat crew.

02:03:37.000 The episode where they get stuck on the seabed after taking hits from depth charges is one of the most nail-butting ever committed to film.

02:03:43.000 I was actually, as a Canadian, when I lived in Canada, I was working on a documentary about Das Boot, and I was going to call it All A Boot Das Boot.

02:03:53.000 Pretty good.

02:03:54.000 After I've watched this, I felt though I earned a Mariner's Cross.

02:03:57.000 I appreciate there were Nazis, but in my defense, I also have fought my way through with American, British, and Japanese naval heroes.

02:04:04.000 I want to cover you in sea man.

02:04:13.000 I was just looking at fucking D-Day stuff last night.

02:04:18.000 Started out with saving Private Ryan.

02:04:20.000 Did you know?

02:04:21.000 That you're unfair.

02:04:22.000 That they hired a magician to try to deceive the Nazis. 0.67

02:04:28.000 And they staged, you know, the reason why they invaded Normandy is they pretended to have an entire fleet.

02:04:34.000 They had to blow up like an inflatable, a whole squadron of inflatable planes and tanks.

02:04:41.000 Oh, yeah.

02:04:42.000 That they put on the upper side where France is closest to it.

02:04:46.000 I'm familiar with the inflatable tanks and planes.

02:04:49.000 That's amazing.

02:04:50.000 But you don't know anything.

02:04:51.000 But you didn't know about the Jewish guy.

02:04:53.000 Who's that now?

02:04:54.000 One of the few survivors on the U-boats, Omaha Beach, D-Day.

02:04:58.000 He was one of the first waves. 0.99

02:04:59.000 A soldier had a Star of David.

02:05:01.000 He was a Jew, and they said, you know what, you want to change Jewish on your dog tag?

02:05:05.000 And he was like, not only am I going to put Jewish on my dog tag, I'm going to put a big star of David, and it says Bronx Jew on my fucking jacket.

02:05:14.000 So they could.

02:05:15.000 Great, but that's one guy.

02:05:16.000 You're allowed to not know about one guy.

02:05:17.000 You're talking about a phenomenon.

02:05:20.000 Dear Gavin and head pedarast of the fag zone, would you rather perform anilingus on a normal man or conilingus on a tranny pseudo-vagina? 1.00

02:05:31.000 So it was a man and then it became a fake vagina? 1.00

02:05:34.000 Oh.

02:05:36.000 What's a normal man?

02:05:39.000 I'll eat the tranny pussy. 1.00

02:05:41.000 I'm not happy about it.

02:05:42.000 No.

02:05:42.000 But at least I'll have a story.

02:05:43.000 And when we're sitting here talking about trannies, I can go, I actually ate one of them. 1.00

02:05:47.000 And it reeks worse than an ass.

02:05:51.000 And it tastes, the texture is frozen jujubes.

02:05:54.000 And if somebody shames you, you could turn everybody against them.

02:05:59.000 What?

02:06:00.000 Well, everybody's proso pro tranny. 0.96

02:06:02.000 If they try to shame you for eating out that tranny, you'll have an entire world of people with bombs and missiles with tranny flags saying, we're for Gav. 1.00

02:06:10.000 Alright, let's focus on what matters, which is me.

02:06:14.000 Imus in the morning, Dagan and Carly perving on Gav.

02:06:20.000 The girls think you're hot. 1.00

02:06:21.000 Imus thinks you're a nerd.

02:06:23.000 Where are you?

02:06:24.000 Dagon and Carly perving on Gav and McInnes.

02:06:27.000 It's a couple down from what I just read.

02:06:29.000 Gotcha.

02:06:32.000 I think.

02:06:32.000 I heard Imus was a fucking nightmare to work with.

02:06:35.000 Oh, cute.

02:06:36.000 That's adorable.

02:06:37.000 This is about men with tattoos.

02:06:39.000 And do I lust after men who have a lot of ink on them?

02:06:42.000 And the answer is yes.

02:06:43.000 And Dagon, you know I do.

02:06:45.000 So I'm not.

02:06:46.000 Carly does too.

02:06:49.000 We were talking about someone who is on our very air who has hidden tattoos under his shirt who is smoking hot yesterday.

02:06:56.000 Jonas has no tattoos either.

02:06:58.000 No.

02:06:58.000 We have somebody on our air here?

02:07:00.000 He's a, yeah, he's a guest.

02:07:02.000 I was on Red Eye with him.

02:07:04.000 But if he had no tattoos.

02:07:05.000 Has he been on this program?

02:07:06.000 No, he has not.

02:07:07.000 Okay.

02:07:08.000 But he should be.

02:07:09.000 Yes.

02:07:10.000 Bernie knows who he is.

02:07:11.000 Gavin McGinnis.

02:07:13.000 McGinnis.

02:07:13.000 Bernie.

02:07:14.000 Oh, he's certifiable.

02:07:15.000 Oh, yeah.

02:07:16.000 The dude with the stash.

02:07:18.000 Scottish guy, yeah.

02:07:20.000 Oh, yeah.

02:07:22.000 I've been on that show with him a lot.

02:07:23.000 Half a whack show.

02:07:24.000 H-O-T Hot. 0.98

02:07:25.000 Yep.

02:07:28.000 But Lou makes a point.

02:07:30.000 We start talking about Michael Lee the tattoos.

02:07:32.000 Is he the guy that's along with Hannity once in a while?

02:07:34.000 Yes, that's him.

02:07:35.000 But this is just stuff they talk about, right?

02:07:37.000 It seems kind of skinky to me, but he's all right. 1.00

02:07:39.000 He's covered in tattoos, apparently.

02:07:41.000 Yeah, there he is.

02:07:43.000 He doesn't look good there.

02:07:47.000 Talking about him, he's the guy that we're in classes.

02:07:50.000 He's maybe kind of amusing, but he ain't hot.

02:07:52.000 No, he is hot.

02:07:54.000 He ain't hot.

02:07:55.000 Man, he's also not funny.

02:07:57.000 He's stupid.

02:07:58.000 Anyway, it's nine minutes at the hour.

02:08:01.000 He's also not funny.

02:08:02.000 He's stupid.

02:08:05.000 Okay, here's another letter up my ass. 0.66

02:08:08.000 Last one.

02:08:09.000 From Angry Foreigner. 1.00

02:08:11.000 Remember him?

02:08:12.000 Yeah.

02:08:13.000 Muslim immigrant to Sweden, but his family's Muslim.

02:08:17.000 I think he's from Serbia, Croatia, something, one of those.

02:08:21.000 I think he's an atheist, but like a lot of immigrants, he loves Sweden more than most natural Swedes, natural-born Swedes. 0.56

02:08:30.000 That's like a natural-born killer.

02:08:32.000 I just re-watched your hilarious lecture where you share the origins of the Proud Boys.

02:08:36.000 Maybe I'm too autistic, but I notice you're surprised at the popularity it's achieved, and I take things at face value.

02:08:41.000 To understand the effects of feminism and liberalism slash why you are very important, you need only look at the literal nation of liberals.

02:08:49.000 Here's a few numbers you might find interesting.

02:08:52.000 78% of Swedes would vote for Joe Biden.

02:08:55.000 Ugh.

02:08:57.000 My pet Joe.

02:08:59.000 40% of households in this country are single households.

02:09:03.000 Wow.

02:09:06.000 When asked, do you feel free to share your opinion on political issues in public, even if most people disagree?

02:09:11.000 45% said never.

02:09:13.000 Compare that to Russia, which is 26% and China, which is 50%.

02:09:18.000 So basically the same as China. 0.69

02:09:20.000 Women typically have several good friendships.

02:09:23.000 Men typically have none.

02:09:25.000 Key factor.

02:09:27.000 Sweden has 10 million inhabitants.

02:09:29.000 1.7 of those are married.

02:09:32.000 3 million of the people are immigrants.

02:09:34.000 Suicide is more common as cause of death than traffic accidents.

02:09:38.000 50% of the country is middle class, meaning spoiled by wealth and comfort mechanisms.

02:09:43.000 Working class is frowned upon.

02:09:45.000 It's easy to look at my country and think that the problem is politics, but what enabled those politics is the fact that men live alone, don't socialize with friends, naturally become socially awkward, and are punished with jail time even when they fight in self-defense.

02:09:59.000 If a woman pepper sprays a rapist here, she can be convicted for battery.

02:10:04.000 What that means is nobody has a natural safety net where you're allowed to be yourself, which is what incentivizes a human to speak with honesty and confidence.

02:10:13.000 All that happens when you do that here is social contacts abandon you and you develop a quote-unquote bad reputation that follows you around the entire country as if it's as small as an island, which is where I'm at, I guess, and operates in the same mindset.

02:10:28.000 It's like having a bad reputation in a village, only national, and everyone's a gossipy catty twat, even men.

02:10:35.000 Because Sweden has made guys socially illegal, politics doesn't necessarily matter.

02:10:39.000 The social is more powerful, and for a lot of people, the political is social.

02:10:42.000 If you make sure that men have men's clubs, they will not turn into liberals.

02:10:47.000 You've noticed people don't respond to arguments with politics typically as their values are tied to their needs.

02:10:52.000 Needs the left has weaponized through their big government infrastructure and its social venues, which goes back to that woman happily locking her child in the basement.

02:11:01.000 That's why you're more important than you realize.

02:11:04.000 You have essentially banged out millions of unwanted children on impulse, and it has planted a conservative seed for the future that will save civilization when everyone's world crumbles.

02:11:15.000 You've essentially banged out millions of unwanted children.

02:11:18.000 Oh, that's what he means by proud boys.

02:11:22.000 Allowing liberals to live like liberals long term leads them to dying out.

02:11:27.000 What thus remains?

02:11:29.000 So then I sent him a thing, which I'll send to you now, Ryan, where I talked about the show Force Majeur.

02:11:36.000 And I said, hey, you reminded me of that scene in Force Majeur where we saw the Sweden kids acting like macho men.

02:11:44.000 And he responded.

02:11:46.000 Now, if you recall, Force Majeur was a brilliant film about the death of masculinity in Sweden.

02:11:52.000 And it's about a woman.

02:11:53.000 Julia Louise Dreyfus did it with Will Farrell here and ruined it. 1.00

02:11:58.000 She missed the whole point.

02:11:59.000 She made him a bumbling fool.

02:12:00.000 But in this movie, he's not a bumbling fool.

02:12:03.000 He's a castrated man coming to terms with the fact that he's a castrated man.

02:12:08.000 So there's an avalanche.

02:12:10.000 And the first thing he does is grab his gloves and his phone and runs out and leaves his family behind.

02:12:16.000 And she can't deal with it.

02:12:17.000 She realizes she's married a fucking useless pussy. 1.00

02:12:21.000 And then he cries, and then I won't ruin the end for you.

02:12:24.000 But there's a weird scene where he gets abandoned and he gets locked out of his hotel room.

02:12:28.000 Yeah, she's really mad at him for abandoning the family.

02:12:31.000 So she abandons him.

02:12:32.000 And then there was this like machismo thing going on at the ski hill.

02:12:36.000 And I thought, oh, that's a glimmer of hope.

02:12:38.000 Because I assume it's based on something that happens in reality.

02:12:41.000 So here's the scene.

02:12:44.000 Great movie, by the way.

02:12:45.000 Do not watch the American version.

02:12:47.000 Force majeure.

02:13:23.000 It's really funny.

02:13:24.000 Is that your first insight?

02:13:25.000 Yep.

02:13:26.000 I'm talking kind of weird today.

02:13:27.000 You think?

02:13:28.000 You think?

02:13:29.000 Is that your first insight?

02:13:42.000 Forcing yourself to be civilized makes you kind of want to do that every now and then.

02:13:45.000 Just scream and hurt things and break things and make things bleed. 0.97

02:13:51.000 So I said to him, you're reminding me of this scene from Force Majeur.

02:13:54.000 I was happy to see such a thing exist in Sweden.

02:13:56.000 And then he gets back to me and he goes, oh, Gavin, why do you force me to do this to you?

02:14:00.000 It doesn't...

02:14:01.000 It looks more like this.

02:14:03.000 I sent you this email too.

02:14:05.000 I hope.

02:14:06.000 Oh, I got it.

02:14:07.000 In fact, watching that clip you sent gave me the feeling of typical low-key Swedish humor slash satire, like they're making fun of manliness.

02:14:15.000 After all, the movie is about problematizing gender roles.

02:14:19.000 And then he shows me a clip from a discussion on the film in that scene that says, apparently, Ostlond, the director, said in an interview that filming this scene was somewhat frightening.

02:14:31.000 The 200-plus extras in the scene went so deep into it that a sort of mass psychosis erupted.

02:14:37.000 Even after the cameras had stopped rolling, people were still screaming.

02:14:41.000 Fights started in the street outside the bar with several people being taken to the hospital.

02:14:45.000 It was like the adrenaline-soaked energy, the roaring testosterone, couldn't be contained once it was let out of the box, affecting everyone attending.

02:14:54.000 That's awesome.

02:14:54.000 So the director totally regrets that scene.

02:14:58.000 When Bill Burr came here, he commented on how the woman overrated and men are beautiful because men here spend as much time in front of the mirror as women.

02:15:07.000 Ah, dude.

02:15:08.000 So they look like Ken Dals, you know?

02:15:14.000 It's brutal.

02:15:15.000 Yeah, dude, Swedish women, for some reason, they look. 1.00

02:15:18.000 I'm not attracted to them, but they look perfect.

02:15:20.000 You know what I mean?

02:15:21.000 I don't.

02:15:22.000 Well, then you're a rape apologist.

02:15:23.000 Because Scandinavian women are pretty because they were stolen by the Vikings. 0.92

02:15:27.000 So you're looking at someone's loot.

02:15:29.000 Maybe that's why I'm no-go on the Sweden women. 0.96

02:15:34.000 There's just nothing to grab onto.

02:15:36.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

02:15:37.000 Yeah, dog.

02:15:38.000 Another long app.

02:15:39.000 Had a lot of news to get to.

02:15:56.000 I don't want to end the show in a bummer, but this is kind of a bummer.

02:16:03.000 My jaw rarely drops.

02:16:05.000 That fight two weeks ago with Valdez, where he knocked him out and we thought he was dead, I was going...

02:16:11.000 And this clip, nope, that's not it.

02:16:13.000 It's where is it now?

02:16:17.000 It's 5'3.

02:16:20.000 So this is a Serbian basketball player.

02:16:22.000 Now, guys, we all lose our tempers here, but you got to remember, if you're playing professional sports, you're in really good shape.

02:16:28.000 Is this shirt big enough to do the top button?

02:16:29.000 No, it's not.

02:16:30.000 This is a not safe for work.

02:16:33.000 basically, it's sort of a not safe for work.

02:16:35.000 But this guy is pissed off that he got a penalty, and that was his fifth penalty, so he fouled out the game.

02:16:41.000 And that means his point didn't count, his basket.

02:16:44.000 And he gets so mad, he smashes his head against the cement post that's holding up the basketball net.

02:16:51.000 It shatters his spine.

02:16:53.000 He's paralyzed for the rest of his life.

02:16:57.000 Just like Charles Krauthammer diving into that swimming hole in Montreal and knowing the second he did it that he was paralyzed.

02:17:03.000 This isn't you or me banging your head.

02:17:05.000 This is a top-tier world-class athlete banging his head with all his might.

02:17:10.000 He crunched his spine and you'll see his fingers after.

02:17:13.000 You can tell that he's going to be paralyzed for life.

02:17:16.000 So he got really fat after this, became a drunk, and eventually just died of obesity.

02:17:22.000 This is hard to watch.

02:17:23.000 This is hard to watch.

02:17:35.000 He never walked again.

02:17:40.000 He never walked again.

02:17:50.000 Don't even know where the blood's coming from.

02:17:54.000 Eyes?

02:17:55.000 They retired the number after him.

02:18:00.000 Like, that's just garbage, that body.

02:18:08.000 So there's the foul.

02:18:11.000 But that guy felt great.

02:18:15.000 And he look at his neck get tensier.

02:18:18.000 Fucking shit.

02:18:19.000 And they really like, yeah, fucking bang.

02:18:23.000 And then last step he ever took.

02:18:26.000 You just watched the last step he ever took.

02:18:28.000 Totally fucking paralyzed.

02:18:32.000 And it's weird as they took him out of the thing, his natural instinct was like this, and he's in pain.

02:18:38.000 So he's going, ah.

02:18:39.000 So it looks like he's going, yeah.

02:18:41.000 But he's like, no, I'm going to walk again.

02:18:46.000 Moral of the story, guys, is don't freak out.

02:18:49.000 Okay?

02:18:50.000 You overreacting and having a suck attack is likely going to do more damage than the actual thing.

02:18:56.000 If he hadn't lost his cool, if he had some adrenaline control, then he'd still be able to walk.

02:19:01.000 He'd probably still be alive today.

02:19:03.000 So I know that the future seems bleak and you want to do something drastic.

02:19:07.000 Please do not.

02:19:09.000 Ooh, child, things are going to get easier.

02:19:13.000 Ooh, child, things will get better.

02:19:16.000 I've seen so many people mourn something without it happening.

02:19:20.000 Like I always talk about my gay friend whose dog ran away when we were lighting fireworks and he was sitting on a rock crying.

02:19:26.000 And I'm like, Roswell, you're crying because your dog's gone forever, but he's not gone forever.

02:19:31.000 He's only been gone for like 10 minutes.

02:19:33.000 So you're mourning something that hasn't happened yet.

02:19:35.000 Wait till it happened.

02:19:38.000 Control yourself.

02:19:39.000 Have some gumption.

02:19:41.000 Have some character.

02:19:42.000 Breathe.

02:19:43.000 Breathe.

02:19:45.000 You worrying about and freaking out about the thing is way worse than the actual thing.

02:19:51.000 And that's what's so beautiful about terrorism.

02:19:53.000 They do something like throw a bomb over the wall and the Israelis sit there pontificating about it for three weeks, worrying about the next bomb. 0.89

02:20:01.000 Meanwhile, some asshole just went like that. 0.99

02:20:03.000 Don't overthink it.

02:20:04.000 Don't freak out.

02:20:06.000 Stay calm.

02:20:07.000 Be cool, calm, and collected.

02:20:10.000 Be brave.

02:20:12.000 Get fired.

02:20:13.000 Get in trouble.

02:20:14.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 01, 2021

S03E79 - MY PET BIDEN

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