Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E80 - SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

00:00:07.000 I see spirits rising from more sad remains.

00:00:13.000 Oh, I from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 What you cannot destroy.

00:00:23.000 The love in their hearts for their lives and their earth.

00:00:32.000 That's Dave of MDC being a big hippie.

00:00:35.000 In the sense that we were just talking about that, how that train was going.

00:00:40.000 And they're all like, yeah, what does he know?

00:00:42.000 Donald Trump thinks this is going on and he's wrong.

00:00:45.000 And then Kelly Osborne was getting all in the groove and it was like zinger after zinger and oh yeah, nailed it. 1.00

00:00:50.000 Yeah, you got it.

00:00:51.000 And she's doing this.

00:00:53.000 What's her name there? 0.79

00:00:54.000 Rosie Perez is doing something and they're all in and they nail it.

00:00:58.000 Yeah, that's so good.

00:00:59.000 Yeah, go back a bit.

00:01:00.000 I like to see how they were all on the track.

00:01:02.000 And then she just says something and just screeches to a halt. 0.99

00:01:05.000 There, look what happened on The View today with guest co-host Kelly Osborne.

00:01:10.000 There are a lot of Latinos here in this country that do agree that the immigration problem is a problem and it does need to be addressed and it does need to be fixed. 0.99

00:01:20.000 But making those comments, those racist comments, do not help.

00:01:25.000 And if you stop Latino. 0.99

00:01:29.000 So did you hear she goes, and making those comments do not help.

00:01:32.000 So she's in the tone.

00:01:34.000 Who is going to do not help?

00:01:36.000 So it's like, wake up, Donald Trump.

00:01:39.000 Let me tag.

00:01:40.000 Making those comments do not help.

00:01:42.000 And speaking of a do not tone, I've got a zinger that you're all going to high-five me on.

00:01:46.000 Is she ready?

00:01:47.000 She laughs right before too.

00:01:48.000 She's like, wait till you hear.

00:01:50.000 Oh my God. 1.00

00:01:50.000 I'm about to do a fucking three-pointer. 1.00

00:01:53.000 Just James, your chair doesn't have a seatbelt. 0.99

00:01:55.000 I'm at half court.

00:01:56.000 Here we go.

00:01:56.000 I'm glad you're all sitting down for this.

00:01:58.000 If you kick every Latino out of this country, then who is going to be cleaning your toilet door, Trump? 0.96

00:02:04.000 Oh, that's sweet. 0.98

00:02:08.000 She has.

00:06:44.000 um this book was the the book of the day, People of the Big Voice.

00:06:48.000 That's what they called my wife's tribe, the Ho-Chunks. 1.00

00:06:51.000 And it's photographs from 1879 to 1942.

00:06:54.000 So pretty much the eye of the storm, really, when it came to the Indian Wars.

00:06:58.000 I guess this is when we're starting to assimilate, starting to wear dresses and stuff and look normal.

00:07:04.000 They weren't a very confrontational tribe.

00:07:07.000 And my wife, she's Slovak and Indian, and neither of those demographics are known for their warrior clans.

00:07:14.000 I mean, the Ho-Chunks, their big thing was baskets. 1.00

00:07:18.000 They made baskets.

00:07:19.000 And they were in Wisconsin.

00:07:21.000 They got pushed to Nebraska.

00:07:23.000 And then, wait, they covered their heads like Muslims. 1.00

00:07:26.000 Is that the same pic?

00:07:29.000 That you're on?

00:07:30.000 Yeah, that's the same book.

00:07:31.000 Oh, okay.

00:07:32.000 I thought it was the exact same pic.

00:07:33.000 No.

00:07:34.000 No, some of them would cover their heads in a Muslim way, which looks weird. 1.00

00:07:39.000 They're mid-assimilation. 0.54

00:07:41.000 And the Wisconsinites, the government would send them to Nebraska. 0.96

00:07:45.000 Look, we're building up Wisconsin. 1.00

00:07:47.000 If you want to survive somewhere, go to fucking Nebraska. 0.99

00:07:51.000 So they'd ship them to Nebraska, and then they would want to come back to Wisconsin. 0.99

00:07:56.000 And they did this several times.

00:07:58.000 And eventually, the tribe split.

00:08:00.000 It's the same tribe, but the ones in Nebraska are called Winnebagos. 0.89

00:08:04.000 And the ones in Wisconsin are called Ho-Chunks. 0.78

00:08:09.000 Oh, this is one of my wife's relatives, Ruby White Rabbit.

00:08:12.000 No way.

00:08:13.000 Yeah.

00:08:14.000 Her mother's maiden name is White Rabbit.

00:08:16.000 It is a small world, though, right?

00:08:17.000 Like, what is the population of the Ho-Chunk? 1.00

00:08:20.000 There was 3,000 of them the last time I checked, but the last time I checked was like 20 years ago.

00:08:25.000 That's pretty wild.

00:08:27.000 As far as native speakers of Ho-Chunk, it might be down to zero.

00:08:31.000 The last time I checked, it was maybe 100.

00:08:34.000 And these Germans who are obsessed with Indian tribe, Germans love, Germans and blacks love Indians. 0.98

00:08:39.000 I think blacks like them because they want to pretend they're not black. 1.00

00:08:42.000 They say, actually, I'm a mix.

00:08:44.000 I'm part Indian.

00:08:44.000 Like Beyonce says she's Cherokee.

00:08:47.000 You know what?

00:08:48.000 And the Cherokees, they don't have any money. 1.00

00:08:49.000 My wife's tribe has money, so you need a cotton swab and you need to prove your DNA to get your monthly casino check. 1.00

00:08:57.000 But Cherokees don't give a shit because they don't have any money. 1.00

00:09:00.000 So you can say you're, which is why everyone says they're Cherokee, like Elizabeth Warren and Beyonce. 0.99

00:09:05.000 But I just read recently the Cherokee said, okay, all these black people, and I noticed when my wife worked at the American Indian Museum, all these black people would show up and they'd want to be part of it.

00:09:14.000 And I'm like, why do you want to be Indian so bad? 1.00

00:09:16.000 Being black ain't so bad. 0.95

00:09:18.000 A lot of Southern, like white, really white-looking Southerners, they're like, yeah, I'm part Cherokee too, and they are, but like, they don't look it.

00:09:26.000 You know, and they're not.

00:09:26.000 Even though they, if people don't ask if you're Asian, you're not Indian, stop it.

00:09:30.000 Stop it. 0.89

00:09:31.000 So I think they like it too, like the whites. 0.98

00:09:34.000 Yeah, it's so lame. 0.98

00:09:35.000 The Appalachian whites. 1.00

00:09:36.000 Well, a lot of fucking people in the bayou too, in all ends, they like to have their hair all braided if their fucking great-great-grandfather farted on a TP once. 1.00

00:09:45.000 But the Cherokees have said, because they got pressured by blacks, and blacks said, hey, you had black slaves. 1.00

00:09:51.000 And they're like, I guess.

00:09:53.000 Well, that makes us Cherokee.

00:09:55.000 Okay.

00:09:56.000 Will you leave me alone if I say you are?

00:09:58.000 Yes.

00:09:58.000 Okay.

00:09:59.000 Blacks who were slaves under the Cherokees are now Cherokees. 0.99

00:10:03.000 And they're like, good, all right. 0.94

00:10:04.000 I'll leave you alone for three weeks.

00:10:07.000 You can call me three times.

00:10:12.000 But the reason I chose that book and that song is because I was thinking, I was listening to Anthony Coomia, who, by the way, has been robbed.

00:10:23.000 Yes, he's been Landau.

00:10:24.000 Steven Crowder stole Dave Landau from Anthony Coomia.

00:10:30.000 That's T right there.

00:10:32.000 I like Crowder.

00:10:33.000 I like Landau.

00:10:33.000 I like Cumia.

00:10:34.000 I'm not getting involved.

00:10:36.000 But the fact of the matter is that Landau left Coomia for Crowder. 0.98

00:10:42.000 It's like your wife is going on the dates with her gay black friend, and then you find out he's not gay, and she's moving in. 0.96

00:10:51.000 My theory is, here's my guess. 1.00

00:10:53.000 I'm not trying to start any shit, but I bet Crowder just said, I'll pay you double whatever he's paying you. 0.99

00:10:58.000 Landau's got a kid. 0.99

00:11:00.000 And he went, yes, I'll take it.

00:11:03.000 That's kind of what happened with me in CRTV. 0.73

00:11:05.000 I was making peanuts at Compound, and I think Crowder started the ball rolling on this, but Blaise said, we'll pay you a fuck ton more.

00:11:15.000 Like 10 times more. 0.80

00:11:16.000 Yeah.

00:11:17.000 And I went, all right, multiply that by 10.

00:11:18.000 I'm a happy camper.

00:11:20.000 Actually, it was more than 10.

00:11:22.000 There's a couple things that go into that too, aren't there?

00:11:24.000 Because I know he didn't want to move his family to Harlem.

00:11:27.000 Wasn't he living in Harlem while he was doing Anthony's show, and maybe he wasn't happy with that.

00:11:30.000 So maybe he's going to move the whole family to Texas?

00:11:33.000 Yeah, a lot of people move in Texas.

00:11:34.000 And he knows that there's a comedy scene spreading out there.

00:11:37.000 He can't do stand-up in New York City.

00:11:40.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:41.000 So there's a couple things that go along with that.

00:11:42.000 And I saw the chemistry.

00:11:44.000 I was watching some Crowder based on the late shows he was doing about the voter fraud because it's pretty good stuff. 0.58

00:11:49.000 And yeah, they have a good chemistry there and stuff like that.

00:11:53.000 Well, who cares?

00:11:54.000 We have a terrible chemistry and we do a good show.

00:11:57.000 Yeah, you know, I don't know.

00:11:59.000 But it is painful. 0.96

00:12:00.000 And a lot of people have written comments like, dude, this sucks. 0.56

00:12:04.000 And there's a couple of Geo-Mel mods there, too, in the comments. 0.80

00:12:07.000 What are they saying there?

00:12:08.000 You have hurt me today. 0.99

00:12:09.000 And the other one was, why are you gay? 0.99

00:12:12.000 Like, if you're a young man and someone offers to double your salary and you got kids, it's hard to not. 0.97

00:12:19.000 What are you going to do?

00:12:19.000 I mean, I don't think he gave him a counter offer, though, but I'm sure...

00:12:24.000 Anthony might have been like, sure.

00:12:28.000 He got a really significant, I think, pay bump when he started working with Anthony.

00:12:32.000 The way I do it with my network is I overpay everyone and just pray they'll quit.

00:12:38.000 So then when they're like, you better do this or I'll leave, and I'll go, please leave.

00:12:42.000 Please leave.

00:12:43.000 I'll save a fortune.

00:12:44.000 I've ended a lot of relationships like that.

00:12:46.000 Just be the worst.

00:12:47.000 Start farting all over the place. 0.74

00:12:49.000 What?

00:12:50.000 Yeah.

00:12:51.000 Just be like gross.

00:12:53.000 That's got nothing to do with what I just said, though. 0.87

00:12:55.000 Yeah, no, you're trying to be unappealing so that way people will leave.

00:12:58.000 Well, you don't have a bargaining chip when You negotiate a big deal.

00:13:02.000 But boy, Keith's business plan for that network was not lucrative.

00:13:07.000 I was able to do the show because I'm rich, but I don't know how anyone else pays the bills with their what they pay.

00:13:12.000 But what they pay is what Sirius pays.

00:13:15.000 You know, if you have a show on Sirius and you're not a big name, you're getting like $300 an app.

00:13:20.000 I bet Bonnie McFarlane and Rich Voss split $300 an episode. 0.98

00:13:25.000 I don't know if they still have a show.

00:13:27.000 I don't know what to do.

00:13:28.000 But yeah, that's a trip. 0.99

00:13:30.000 So anyway, I was listening to Kumia, and he was talking about America and how unique it is, and how we're reckless psychos, and we could kill the British. 0.89

00:13:38.000 We destroyed the strongest empire in the world, kicked them out, worked with the Indians, hid in the trees. 1.00

00:13:44.000 And to say, like, Denmark doesn't have guns doesn't make sense because we are incomparable.

00:13:50.000 We are inimitable.

00:13:52.000 So we have, plus we have an obesity epidemic and 30 million illegal aliens.

00:13:56.000 But before that, we're a gun culture, we're a renegade culture. 0.73

00:13:59.000 We have more grit than anyone in Europe. 0.96

00:14:02.000 And we're kind of psychotic.

00:14:06.000 Like, we're like the Scots in many ways.

00:14:08.000 And we have a lot of Scots in us culturally.

00:14:12.000 And I was thinking, why are we so literally gung-ho?

00:14:16.000 And I think it's, we might have PTSD from the Indian War.

00:14:19.000 I know the Indians didn't fare too well, and they suffered, but we suffered too.

00:14:23.000 A 400-year war, there's no real victor there.

00:14:27.000 I mean, we fought the Indians for an hour and a half for, I think, a million bucks.

00:14:32.000 How many generations went to their grave assuming that they had lost the Indian War and the Indians will be dominating America? 0.98

00:14:41.000 There'll be no America. 0.99

00:14:42.000 I mean, five or six generations, right?

00:14:44.000 I don't know how generations work.

00:14:47.000 How many generations is in 400 years?

00:14:53.000 Let's say seven?

00:14:55.000 Let's go by how many are in 100 years, which is a popularly asked questions.

00:15:00.000 Four to five generations per 100 years.

00:15:02.000 Oh, okay.

00:15:03.000 Right?

00:15:04.000 So 20 generations of white people were losing that war.

00:15:10.000 They went to their bed going, wow.

00:15:12.000 Like the last one, right before the 400th year, that had been 19 generations of losing to the Indians. 0.99

00:15:19.000 And they're just like, well, I'm glad I'm dying.

00:15:22.000 At least I'm not going to get scalped.

00:15:25.000 So we don't talk about the cultural permanent DNA.

00:15:30.000 Like everyone talks about slavery and how horrible it was, which was not very long.

00:15:35.000 I think we had slavery for like 80 years.

00:15:38.000 And they talk about that long-lasting effect and we'll never get over it.

00:15:41.000 How about the fact that 19 generations died in a 400-year war?

00:15:46.000 I'm not denying that the American Indians have trauma from that.

00:15:49.000 I'm sure they do.

00:15:51.000 But so do we.

00:15:54.000 You know, we're always playing the trauma game and whites are clearly the winners and they've had no trauma. 1.00

00:15:59.000 Well, no, we had slavery.

00:16:01.000 And as far as the Indians go, we did eventually win, but you won for 399 years. 0.97

00:16:09.000 So we're all traumatized.

00:16:12.000 That's history.

00:16:13.000 The Indians, the blacks, and the whites. 0.98

00:16:15.000 In fact, if anything, we should unite on that trauma.

00:16:18.000 That's what I was saying in my 10 Things I Hate About the Jews video that no one understood and no one's ever seen. 0.98

00:16:24.000 I was like, we're on the same page.

00:16:26.000 We're both being persecuted for our religion by Islam.

00:16:28.000 Let's come together.

00:16:30.000 I like you.

00:16:30.000 I wish you liked me more.

00:16:33.000 And when I said me, I meant like a Trumper. 0.99

00:16:36.000 Anyway, about 89 years.

00:16:40.000 89 years.

00:16:41.000 Since 1776 to 1865.

00:16:44.000 1.2% of the population had slaves.

00:16:46.000 We got 360,000 out of 10 million.

00:16:49.000 We had them for 89 years, and it was 1.2%.

00:16:52.000 And we lost the modern equivalent of 5 million people, ending it.

00:16:56.000 Sorry?

00:16:57.000 And slavery existed since before recorded time, I believe, right?

00:17:01.000 Sure.

00:17:03.000 I guess I'm sorry?

00:17:05.000 Are you mad?

00:17:07.000 Yo, you mad, bro?

00:17:13.000 So I don't think you can discount the genetic ramifications of a major act.

00:17:19.000 And I'm happy to recognize the genetic ramifications of slavery.

00:17:23.000 I think we spend a little bit too much time on it. 0.89

00:17:26.000 But what about the genetic ramifications of Mao killing 80 million middle-class people, creative types, teachers, intellectuals, artists, fags? 1.00

00:17:36.000 What did that do to the DNA of China?

00:17:38.000 I think it made them less creative, more obedient.

00:17:43.000 Yes, it's a communist country, but why do they tolerate communism?

00:17:48.000 I don't think they enjoy it.

00:17:50.000 Cuba's not enjoying their socialism.

00:17:52.000 Venezuela's riding in the streets.

00:17:54.000 China's like, where do I line up?

00:17:56.000 And then you have Canada.

00:18:00.000 Shall I lock my child in the basement for 14 days?

00:18:02.000 Okay.

00:18:04.000 No excuse for that.

00:18:05.000 They're trying to wipe out the most creative, bold, and brave in the country now.

00:18:10.000 Yeah.

00:18:11.000 It seems, you know.

00:18:11.000 That's why I'm canceled.

00:18:12.000 Thank God I'm old and I've already had a good run.

00:18:16.000 Pissed Jennifer Anderson's bed.

00:18:18.000 Built an empire.

00:18:21.000 You know, for most of my life, I'd read a book, and then I could contact the author, and he'd be happy to talk to me, and we'd go out for beers.

00:18:28.000 That's still relatively true if it's a right-wing book.

00:18:31.000 So I've had my time in the sun.

00:18:35.000 Speaking of which, I should get a present.

00:18:38.000 Oh, yeah.

00:18:38.000 Hollowed.

00:18:40.000 You know, our old chap Hollowed.

00:18:41.000 I'll put on one of his songs while I gift this to you.

00:18:45.000 He gave this to you.

00:18:47.000 Put on boom, boom, boom.

00:18:48.000 Hollowed, boom, boom.

00:18:50.000 All right, here we go.

00:18:52.000 Hallowed, you got to cut your hair shorter, dude.

00:18:53.000 It's not a good look.

00:18:54.000 He won't ever.

00:18:55.000 That's like telling him to not love Jesus.

00:19:00.000 Okay, so Mary showed herself to people and she said, get sacred metals or blessed metals, and this is a blessed metal necklace.

00:19:15.000 It's supposed to bring blessings and...

00:19:18.000 The actual Virgin Mary part appears to be cheap tin almost aluminum.

00:19:26.000 And then the actual chain appears to be a Plumbing chain that you use, you know, for a bathroom plug. 0.95

00:19:35.000 So that's garbage.

00:19:36.000 It's magic metal. 0.99

00:19:38.000 It's magic metal.

00:19:39.000 Next, also in the news, speaking of New York, I thought this was funny.

00:19:43.000 Andrew Yang put up a picture of himself taking the A-Train to the Bronx.

00:19:48.000 You ever take the A-Train to the Bronx?

00:19:51.000 No.

00:19:51.000 Why not?

00:19:52.000 I don't think so.

00:19:53.000 Why not?

00:19:54.000 I don't know.

00:19:55.000 You should.

00:19:57.000 To the Bronx?

00:19:59.000 Not the A-Train.

00:20:00.000 You would take that one.

00:20:02.000 Oh, because it's a different part of the Bronx.

00:20:04.000 What part of the Bronx is that?

00:20:06.000 Is Inwood?

00:20:07.000 I'd go to Co-op City.

00:20:09.000 Okay, but where is Inwood?

00:20:12.000 Inwood Jablomi?

00:20:14.000 No, no. 1.00

00:20:15.000 Go back to this tweet, you fucking idiot who doesn't know the city you grew up in, you fucking absolute retard. 1.00

00:20:20.000 The A goes up the west side and hugs Central Park and then goes deep, deep into Brooklyn. 1.00

00:20:29.000 The Bronx, I'm not sure if you're aware of the city you grew up in, is above Queens.

00:20:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:20:35.000 Just south of Westchester.

00:20:37.000 Yeah, that goes nowhere near the Bronx, huh?

00:20:39.000 You might as well take Metro North there.

00:20:43.000 But what's he responding to?

00:20:47.000 On the A-train, Bronx bound.

00:20:50.000 Is there a transfer?

00:20:51.000 Eighth Avenue Express.

00:20:53.000 No, there's no possible...

00:20:54.000 Like, pull up a whole map of New York City, a subway map.

00:21:00.000 This is the upper west side, and then Inwood and Dykeman Heights, whatever.

00:21:06.000 And then this is the Bronx.

00:21:09.000 Yeah, they don't even show the Bronx.

00:21:11.000 They don't even show the Bronx.

00:21:13.000 It's behind New York City coffee there.

00:21:15.000 You got to take the B or something?

00:21:16.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:21:18.000 So this is a guy who wants to be mayor of New York City.

00:21:22.000 Wait, go back.

00:21:22.000 You had a better one there.

00:21:24.000 It was this one, yeah.

00:21:26.000 So look at the A. I guess you could get off at the last A train and then jump on the one.

00:21:34.000 And then you're right in the corner of the Bronx.

00:21:37.000 You got a long way to walk.

00:21:39.000 I don't know why you wouldn't take the four.

00:21:44.000 Bronx.

00:21:45.000 You're not really in the Bronx. 1.00

00:21:46.000 You're in that fucking park. 0.99

00:21:48.000 The Bronx is all way over on this side. 1.00

00:21:50.000 That's where all the stuff is.

00:21:51.000 Well, if you look at the trajectory, if the blue were to continue, it is heading towards the Bronx.

00:21:57.000 No, I guess if he were to go to the front engine room, remove the brakes, and then put it into overdrive, he may be able to jump the river there.

00:22:07.000 You need a rocket, yeah.

00:22:08.000 Yeah.

00:22:08.000 Is that the Hudson?

00:22:10.000 That's an inlet of the Hudson, no?

00:22:13.000 Well, I mean, is there a rocket?

00:22:15.000 No, it's kind of rocket.

00:22:16.000 There are rockets there?

00:22:16.000 Thumbs up.

00:22:17.000 I have never been on the subway before. 0.97

00:22:19.000 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. 0.92

00:22:21.000 Not wearing a rocket. 1.00

00:22:22.000 What an absolute boob you are, Andrew Yang. 0.97

00:22:25.000 You're in a Jewish city and one of your platforms is anti-circumcision. 0.98

00:22:29.000 I'm not saying you're wrong, but I understand.

00:22:32.000 No, I'm not saying you're wrong to be against circumcision. 1.00

00:22:34.000 I'm just saying you're fucking naive if you don't get that without the Jewish vote in New York, you're a zero. 0.99

00:22:41.000 Speaking of perception versus reality, remember yesterday I said just one more and we're good. 1.00

00:22:48.000 One more.

00:22:49.000 Now we got it.

00:22:50.000 We got our third.

00:22:51.000 Look at the look of fear in her eyes.

00:22:54.000 This was at a wedding and someone was taking a bunch of pictures.

00:22:57.000 She seems freaked out.

00:22:58.000 She's not into it.

00:22:59.000 She's not libidinous. 0.94

00:23:00.000 He comes from a baby boomer generation and he's Italian where you could touch people more.

00:23:05.000 I saw someone on the right saying, oh, so it's illegal to be Italian now?

00:23:08.000 Dude, don't defend him.

00:23:10.000 The nuances of these charges are irrelevant.

00:23:13.000 Max and John got in a fight with Antifa.

00:23:17.000 Okay? 0.98

00:23:22.000 Yeah, that guy stinks. 0.96

00:23:24.000 Wait, I had a good meme of that. 0.98

00:23:28.000 I had a Cuomo meme.

00:23:29.000 Somebody was like, I'm going to tell my kids this was Andrew Cuomo.

00:23:32.000 Dorian from the Mask.

00:23:35.000 Yeah, I saw that. 1.00

00:23:38.000 Ah, fuck. 1.00

00:23:38.000 I had a funny meme with Antifa, but I lost it. 1.00

00:23:42.000 It'll come up later, probably.

00:23:44.000 Maybe it was in racism?

00:23:46.000 This isn't very good TV, is it?

00:23:48.000 I know how to do a quote. 1.00

00:23:49.000 Oh, yeah, fuck it, fuck it. 1.00

00:23:51.000 So, yeah. 1.00

00:23:52.000 So here's the deal, folks.

00:23:53.000 If it was anyone else, we go, all right, what happened?

00:23:56.000 Oh, he told a woman to eat the whole sausage.

00:23:59.000 He kissed a woman on the lips. 1.00

00:24:00.000 That's fucking gross. 1.00

00:24:02.000 He suggested someone play strip poker. 1.00

00:24:04.000 That's rude.

00:24:05.000 Oh, there it is.

00:24:06.000 Where was that?

00:24:08.000 Down below.

00:24:09.000 I think in Antifa or something.

00:24:12.000 Yeah.

00:24:13.000 Oh, I know where I put it.

00:24:14.000 I put it in Proud Boys.

00:24:15.000 Yeah, so there's Antifa in the background.

00:24:17.000 There's tracking down peaceful Trump spoilers.

00:24:19.000 There's the FBI.

00:24:20.000 Now, Cuomo ignored Antifa, and he turned Proud Boys into white nationalist Nazis right before their trial, and he got Max and John four years in jail.

00:24:29.000 So, prison.

00:24:30.000 So you lied about someone, made up a false narrative with a grain of evidence, and ruined them.

00:24:36.000 Okay.

00:24:37.000 Guess what?

00:24:38.000 What goes around comes around.

00:24:40.000 So I'm not getting into the nuance of your innocence. 1.00

00:24:43.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:24:44.000 I don't care if you're as much a sexual assaulter as Max and John are Nazis. 1.00

00:24:48.000 Max and John are in prison. 1.00

00:24:50.000 So I am dancing on your grave, you fucking pig. 1.00

00:24:55.000 The faster they go down and we all go down, then maybe we could unify and actually say FM. 1.00

00:25:01.000 Fuck government. 1.00

00:25:02.000 I'm like David Cross. 1.00

00:25:03.000 I want blood.

00:25:05.000 And Cuomo's done.

00:25:07.000 We said yesterday he's got two. 0.97

00:25:09.000 If he has three, he's screwed. 0.95

00:25:11.000 And guess what? 0.93

00:25:12.000 He has four.

00:25:15.000 Go to one four.

00:25:19.000 Ready to pounce?

00:25:20.000 Andrew Cuomo was seen getting up close and personal with his newlywed top aide during a 2016 dinner.

00:25:25.000 This is a whole new one now.

00:25:26.000 There was, I don't, did we talk about the sausage yesterday?

00:25:30.000 Yeah, so he had the big sausage.

00:25:31.000 That wasn't even included, I don't think.

00:25:33.000 No, that wasn't.

00:25:34.000 So there's the one strip poker where he kissed her. 1.00

00:25:36.000 There's one who said you should get a tattoo on your butt. 0.99

00:25:39.000 There was the girl whose face he grabbed at the wedding. 0.99

00:25:41.000 That's three.

00:25:43.000 Then there was the woman who wasn't mad, but he said, I want you to eat the whole sausage.

00:25:47.000 You had a big sausage. 0.99

00:25:48.000 You want to see her suck on that big sausage. 1.00

00:25:51.000 And then five, we have this chick. 1.00

00:25:54.000 This one's actually pretty smoking.

00:25:56.000 Look at this.

00:25:57.000 Go down?

00:25:59.000 His hand's on her Leg.

00:26:00.000 And she just married his whatever chief of staff, someone, 12 days earlier.

00:26:11.000 Is that friendly?

00:26:13.000 I've never put my hand on a friendly lady's leg. 1.00

00:26:17.000 True.

00:26:18.000 I couldn't even imagine.

00:26:19.000 Maybe if she was bawling her eyes out and her children were just killed, I'd be like, look, but even then I think I would put my arm around her and go, it's okay.

00:26:29.000 You'll get through this.

00:26:29.000 Time will heal all wounds.

00:26:31.000 Can you turn off that computer?

00:26:33.000 It's flashing yellow.

00:26:34.000 I know.

00:26:34.000 I unplug it when it does.

00:26:36.000 Unplug it now.

00:26:37.000 It's freaking mute.

00:26:39.000 I think we're done with that thing.

00:26:41.000 We did say FBI, so it probably woke up.

00:26:43.000 I have a theory that it's got a battery, so when you plug it in, it's charging.

00:26:46.000 And when you unplug it and you think you're safe, it's still listening.

00:26:49.000 That's a good theory. 1.00

00:26:52.000 So Cuomo's fucked, and I thank God. 0.99

00:26:55.000 I don't want to toot my own horn, but I did. 0.99

00:26:57.000 I can't tell you how many times I imagined the speed bag and the heavy bag were his face at the gym.

00:27:02.000 And I can't tell you how much better I boxed when I would beat him.

00:27:06.000 I didn't box today, by the way, because sleeping and moving feels like I live with Pontius Pilot, and he's in a bad mood.

00:27:13.000 So I'm going to give this a couple days because even turning over in the middle of the night is being stabbed.

00:27:23.000 I thought this was funny.

00:27:24.000 Chris Cuomo is not covering his brother because it's a conflict of interest.

00:27:28.000 So you can't have someone bringing their brother onto the news during a controversial time, right?

00:27:34.000 Click on the first one.

00:27:37.000 Not objective, but true.

00:27:38.000 The facts tell the story.

00:27:40.000 New York had and has its struggles, but they're doing way better than what we see elsewhere.

00:27:46.000 That's just not true.

00:27:47.000 That's just a lie.

00:27:48.000 Florida destroyed Cuomo, but the media lied and pretended that he was doing a better job.

00:27:54.000 That's before we knew Cuomo murdered people by putting them in nursing homes.

00:27:57.000 When we just saw his numbers, which were lies, Florida was destroying New York per capita.

00:28:03.000 And Chris Cuomo ran, is it ran defense?

00:28:06.000 Was that the word I was trying to say?

00:28:08.000 Running defense, right?

00:28:09.000 Is it run opposition?

00:28:10.000 Run defense?

00:28:12.000 Chris ran defense and covered him.

00:28:14.000 Remember, he had the big fake Q-tip?

00:28:15.000 They had a little comedy session.

00:28:17.000 He would end the segment with, I love you.

00:28:20.000 I love you, Andrew.

00:28:23.000 And no way that happens without the love gov dishing the real 24-7.

00:28:28.000 He works with relentless intensity, and New York's better for it.

00:28:32.000 And as a brother, I am proud.

00:28:35.000 Look, he had to add ampersands and takeaway spaces to get his point across, yet he adds a superfluous and. 1.00

00:28:44.000 Fuck, he's dumb. 1.00

00:28:45.000 What an absolute joke. 1.00

00:28:47.000 He's right, though.

00:28:47.000 He is the love gov. Look at, yeah, yeah.

00:28:50.000 That's funny that he said love gov. I miss that.

00:28:54.000 That's New York City in a nutshell.

00:28:56.000 New York City is like Montreal, and that's maybe why I adapted so well to moving here. 0.89

00:29:01.000 It's corrupt. 0.97

00:29:02.000 It's Sicilian. 1.00

00:29:03.000 It's run by the mob.

00:29:06.000 Montreal is run by biker gangs and the mob. 1.00

00:29:09.000 It's totally unlike any other Canadian city.

00:29:11.000 It's a different country.

00:29:12.000 Pure corruption, top to bottom.

00:29:14.000 And New York City is the same.

00:29:17.000 It's Tammany Hall.

00:29:18.000 It's boss tweet.

00:29:19.000 It has not changed since the gangs in New York.

00:29:20.000 Do yourself a favor.

00:29:22.000 Look up any politician totally randomly in Albany.

00:29:25.000 Put their name in quotes, like Ryan doesn't do, and then add the word controversy.

00:29:30.000 There'll be a whole thing on embezzling and getting fired and stealing.

00:29:34.000 100% of New York politicians are corrupt. 0.99

00:29:38.000 Juliani was corrupt. 0.98

00:29:39.000 He was just the least corrupt. 0.97

00:29:41.000 And he saved this country.

00:29:43.000 Look at that.

00:29:45.000 Look at the brothers.

00:29:47.000 The brothers Cuomo.

00:29:51.000 His dad wasn't even a real mobster.

00:29:52.000 He married a mobster.

00:29:54.000 So he was like a hanger-on. 0.97

00:29:56.000 A mobster chick? 0.99

00:29:57.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:59.000 Mario Cuomo was a mobster wife. 1.00

00:30:03.000 A mob wife. 1.00

00:30:04.000 Got a lot of firm handshakes, that's about all.

00:30:06.000 Yeah.

00:30:07.000 So the mob wife gets favors like, I'll give Chris and Andrew a job. 1.00

00:30:11.000 And then they can act like tough guys. 1.00

00:30:13.000 I would love to fight either of those fucking clowns. 1.00

00:30:17.000 Obviously, I'm aware. 1.00

00:30:18.000 Well, just play it.

00:30:20.000 Oh, that's not a video.

00:30:21.000 Oh, that's a video.

00:30:22.000 Obviously, I'm aware of what is going on with my brother.

00:30:24.000 And obviously, I cannot cover it because he's my brother.

00:30:26.000 Now, of course, CNN has to cover it.

00:30:28.000 They've covered it extensively, and they'll continue to do so.

00:30:30.000 So Cuomo can only violate his conflict of interest when it's negative.

00:30:37.000 Right?

00:30:39.000 I was excited to see this.

00:30:41.000 The stand, I started my so-called career here doing these shows at The Stand.

00:30:47.000 I did a podcast called Free Speech.

00:30:49.000 There was also a vidcast that was on Daily Motion.

00:30:52.000 We had a lot of big names.

00:30:54.000 Tucker Carlson was on it.

00:30:56.000 KT McFarlane was on it. 0.89

00:30:58.000 And that was done at the comedy club, The Stand, that's run by some hayseed from the Midwest who's got balls the size of tiny, tiny planets. 0.64

00:31:11.000 And he's suing Cuomo.

00:31:14.000 Our old boss, Ricky, put this out.

00:31:16.000 We know you're kind of busy, Cuomo, so we're just going to let a judge decide.

00:31:20.000 It's been a year.

00:31:21.000 Open the clubs.

00:31:22.000 And there is the stand, my old alma mater, suing Andrew Cuomo for keeping him shut for a year. 0.99

00:31:30.000 Isn't that fucking fantastic? 0.96

00:31:32.000 This is what it's about, folks. 0.99

00:31:34.000 Lawfare.

00:31:35.000 If they cut you off and the justice system doesn't help you, you have to pay for it yourself.

00:31:42.000 Get a lawyer and sue them.

00:31:44.000 That's how it's done.

00:31:50.000 Also, another couple tidbits, fake news.

00:31:52.000 I thought this was funny.

00:31:53.000 The Daily Mail was quoting some horrific things that Alex Jones said.

00:31:58.000 Only they were quoting the Alex Jones puppet from the Howard Stern show because he's so good.

00:32:04.000 And he is great.

00:32:05.000 And you know what's funny about when Howard Stern does that Alex Jones puppet?

00:32:09.000 I listen to him and I'm like, man, that's basically true.

00:32:13.000 Like, I'm okay with Howard Stern's insane exaggeration of Alex Jones.

00:32:18.000 That's how okay I am with Alex Jones.

00:32:20.000 Go back to that clip, though.

00:32:22.000 It's kind of long, but we'll see if we get bored.

00:32:24.000 And most influential publications in the world has come out in a false report and claimed that a Howard Stern puppet show event last year that was making fun of me was real and attributed the quotes to me that they are now trying to use in court to take my children.

00:32:44.000 Infowars.com is tomorrow's news.

00:32:48.000 Today, Howard.

00:32:54.000 I want to be clear.

00:32:55.000 I have a love-hate relationship with the Daily Mail.

00:32:58.000 It's a very diverse newspaper.

00:33:00.000 It is a tablet.

00:33:01.000 I like it when adults write articles.

00:33:03.000 I don't like it when little girls write articles and call the proud boys fascists.

00:33:07.000 So I think what's going on here is Alex Jones is flying in a helicopter, and he notices he's near his wife's house, and he's contacting his daughter, who he gets along with great.

00:33:19.000 He gets along great with his kids.

00:33:21.000 I know his kids, Rex.

00:33:23.000 When you ask them about their mom, they go, they don't go, my father torments me.

00:33:29.000 So he flew over.

00:33:31.000 So the daughter goes, fly by our house. 1.00

00:33:33.000 And he's like, oh, yeah, I know where that is.

00:33:34.000 Okay, it's just over here.

00:33:36.000 We're right over this mountain.

00:33:37.000 So Jesus H. Christ.

00:33:42.000 I thought I turned off my phone.

00:33:49.000 So she goes, come by the house, film it.

00:33:51.000 I mean, everyone wants to see their house from 500 feet above, right?

00:33:55.000 So he goes, okay.

00:33:57.000 And then Howard Stern goes, I was flying over my wife's house.

00:34:00.000 I was screaming at her, trying to make her come out. 1.00

00:34:02.000 She's a stupid bitch. 1.00

00:34:03.000 So they were taking that silly thing and turning it into a serious thing. 1.00

00:34:08.000 And then Daily Mail takes that as a news source and says Alex Jones was tormenting his ex-wife.

00:34:16.000 And then that shows up in court.com.tv.

00:34:22.000 I am here speaking with the controlled corporate media.

00:34:24.000 That's who he's talking.

00:34:30.000 Good morning.

00:34:31.000 He's done them with other celebrities with the Alex Jones puppet.

00:34:34.000 And quite frankly, I think it's entertaining.

00:34:36.000 But to take the words of a puppet that is a popsicle stick puppet and to say it's me is just next-level disinformation.

00:34:45.000 Infowars.com.

00:34:48.000 Infowars.com.

00:34:50.000 Good morning, Hour.

00:34:51.000 I would love to just have one of these, any of these liberals, sit down and watch four hours of Infowars or an entire episode of Sean Hannity or an entire episode of Tucker.

00:35:02.000 And you can take notes, tell me where he's wrong.

00:35:04.000 They were really mad at Tucker.

00:35:05.000 They wanted to cancel him because he said George Floyd died of a fentanyl overdose. 0.99

00:35:09.000 Then we saw the coroner's report and went, shit, he's right. 0.98

00:35:13.000 I like how they make fun of all the products, like supplements and stuff like that. 0.98

00:35:16.000 These are actually, they're not like wackadoo things.

00:35:18.000 They're like, they're.

00:35:19.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:35:20.000 They talk about how nuts Alex Jones is for not trusting all the food companies and making his own supplements. 0.99

00:35:26.000 And then fucking, Howard Stern's a vegan who thinks gluten is going to kill you and you can't have sugar. 0.98

00:35:33.000 And he is equally obsessed with what you put into your body and how evil mainstream is. 1.00

00:35:39.000 They both hate Monsanto.

00:35:41.000 They're both on the same boat there. 1.00

00:35:43.000 And if you don't think that you need food supplies, we saw what happened with toilet paper in the beginning of COVID, then you're dumb. 1.00

00:35:52.000 You should be thinking about that sort of shit. 1.00

00:35:54.000 Dallas shouldn't need it. 1.00

00:35:56.000 Or go to therapy and have cats.

00:35:57.000 I've got to find out why someone keeps calling me.

00:36:00.000 Also, speaking of fake news, the other latest news is heterosexuality is learned. 0.62

00:36:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:09.000 Did you know that?

00:36:10.000 Yep.

00:36:14.000 Hate to break it to you, but general preferences are influenced by cis normativity. 0.99

00:36:20.000 Whether you like it or not, we're conditioned from birth to associate penises with men and vaginas with women. 1.00

00:36:26.000 That's true. 0.99

00:36:28.000 We're conditioned by nature.

00:36:32.000 We don't see slideshows when we're little kids.

00:36:34.000 And whoever wrote this doesn't have kids.

00:36:36.000 Like I put on the crudes the other day, and my son is, my youngest boy is eight now.

00:36:42.000 I think this is when he was seven, though.

00:36:45.000 And the new crudes is all about romance.

00:36:47.000 There's a teenage girl who's in love with this hunk, this boy, who's super gorgeous.

00:36:54.000 He survived his family being killed by, I don't know, a dinosaur love or something.

00:36:57.000 Yeah, the girl with the red hair, I think.

00:36:59.000 Yeah.

00:37:00.000 She's obsessed with this hunk, and she's madly in love, and her heart is pounding.

00:37:05.000 And I look over at my son, and every time there's any kind of romantic thing about it, he's going like this.

00:37:13.000 And he has a pillow there, just like it was gore.

00:37:19.000 And then I remember my other boy, who's 12 now, but when he was that age or younger, he drew a picture of two people watching a movie.

00:37:27.000 And the movie had someone kissing on it.

00:37:32.000 And I said, what's that about? 0.98

00:37:34.000 And he goes, oh, that's just two losers sitting on a couch watching two people kiss. 1.00

00:37:40.000 Losers. 1.00

00:37:42.000 I saved it. 1.00

00:37:43.000 My wife and I always, anytime there's a kissing scene, we go, oh, what a bunch of losers we are. 1.00

00:37:48.000 Chilloo, you're azur. 1.00

00:37:51.000 So kids naturally have an aversion to sex.

00:37:56.000 It's the way it's supposed to be. 1.00

00:37:58.000 Stop calling them polyamorous and bi and queer, curious, and all this other shit. 1.00

00:38:03.000 They're not sexual beings. 1.00

00:38:05.000 It's natural.

00:38:06.000 So you don't have to be conditioned to have an aversion to sex.

00:38:10.000 Now, when you get like 10, 11, 12, you do start noticing weird feelings. 0.99

00:38:17.000 Like when you see Raquel Welch on the Muppet Show dancing with a giant spider, you're like, I don't want to fuck her per se. 1.00

00:38:23.000 I don't want to suck her tits and slap her ass and make her wear lingerie. 1.00

00:38:28.000 But I know that one day I'm going to like that and I'm going to want that. 1.00

00:38:33.000 I remember my buddy Dale Aiken, when we were maybe 11, he goes, dude, did you know when you get married, you can just go up to your wife and go, I want to see your tits right now. 0.99

00:38:43.000 And she has to show them to you. 0.96

00:38:45.000 And I remember just thinking, that's the greatest thing I've ever heard.

00:38:50.000 And I think I said to him, I think I remember saying to him, when I get married, first thing I'm going to do is make her take down her pants. 0.99

00:38:56.000 I'm going to put my face in her vagina and just go, which kind of happened. 1.00

00:39:01.000 not wrong. 1.00

00:39:02.000 That is basically what went down.

00:39:05.000 But yeah, being conditioned. 1.00

00:39:07.000 So the reason that I don't want to suck dicks and I want to eat pussy is because I've been brainwashed. 1.00

00:39:13.000 Similarly, ladies, heterosexual ladies, if you're out there, the reason you want to suck a dick and you don't want to eat him off is you've been brainwashed by society. 1.00

00:39:21.000 It's called heteronormative conditioning. 1.00

00:39:25.000 Not learning, conditioning.

00:39:27.000 Same thing with not eating bugs.

00:39:28.000 Like people are like refusing the whole eating bugs thing.

00:39:31.000 It's like you've been designed to not want rotting farts.

00:39:34.000 Same with like not wanting to be around smelly farts. 1.00

00:39:38.000 That's got nothing to do with nature making sure you're not near a giant pile of shit where you'll get a disease. 1.00

00:39:43.000 That's just you being brainwashed by society not to enjoy farts and moldy lemons. 0.99

00:39:48.000 People would waste all this good edible food because don't let society condition you. 1.00

00:39:53.000 And when I read that, I was like, okay, what about gays eating pussy? 1.00

00:39:58.000 Because here's me sucking a dick right now, right? 1.00

00:40:00.000 There's a gun to my head. 1.00

00:40:02.000 Alrighty. 0.99

00:40:03.000 Okay.

00:40:04.000 So just do.

00:40:07.000 Okay.

00:40:09.000 How about that?

00:40:11.000 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

00:40:14.000 Okay.

00:40:14.000 All right, let's go.

00:40:15.000 Let's get it over.

00:40:16.000 How long?

00:40:17.000 Just as long as you want, maybe like 10 seconds.

00:40:19.000 How about one second?

00:40:20.000 We'll do a second.

00:40:22.000 Okay.

00:40:23.000 And then we'll do that 10 times.

00:40:24.000 Sorry.

00:40:28.000 And.

00:40:32.000 I'm going to come.

00:40:34.000 Okay?

00:40:35.000 They're coming, and they are coming at levels that you haven't even seen yet. 1.00

00:40:39.000 Now here's a gay eating a pussy. 1.00

00:40:42.000 You ready? 1.00

00:40:43.000 Okay.

00:40:44.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:40:45.000 Oh.

00:40:46.000 And that, she's showered?

00:40:47.000 Okay, so that's pungent.

00:40:50.000 Alrighty, then.

00:40:51.000 Okay.

00:40:53.000 And how long do I have to do this for?

00:40:55.000 About a second, maybe two seconds.

00:40:57.000 Okay, how about one second? 1.00

00:40:58.000 And do I have to put my tongue right in that fucking disgusting alien face? 1.00

00:41:03.000 Oh my God, her lips are insane. 1.00

00:41:06.000 I'm sorry, sweetie.

00:41:07.000 I'm sorry.

00:41:07.000 This is not you.

00:41:08.000 This is how I'd feel about any pussy. 1.00

00:41:09.000 In fact, you have very nice lips. 1.00

00:41:11.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:15.000 Okay, so I'm going to start.

00:41:17.000 I'm going to put...

00:41:20.000 Give me a second.

00:41:22.000 I'm going to put my tongue in the whole part.

00:41:26.000 And then I'm going to lick up and I'll just touch the clip with my tongue once.

00:41:30.000 Come on, man. 0.97

00:41:35.000 Don't shoot.

00:41:36.000 Please don't shoot.

00:41:38.000 Okay, here we go.

00:41:38.000 Here we go.

00:41:39.000 One, two, three. 1.00

00:41:43.000 He just pukes all over her vagina. 1.00

00:41:45.000 Look at that beautiful, beautiful bird. 1.00

00:41:48.000 Why is one of them conditioned?

00:41:50.000 Why can't we accept nature?

00:41:52.000 I thought we're supposed to trust our feelings.

00:41:54.000 Are my feelings lies?

00:41:57.000 Homonormative. 1.00

00:41:58.000 And I don't think anyone told me not to suck a dick. 1.00

00:42:01.000 I grew up in Canada, pretty progressive. 1.00

00:42:03.000 Well, the guys that I would try to blow would tell me not to. 1.00

00:42:07.000 Don't suck a dick, dude. 1.00

00:42:09.000 Let's see some more of that bullshit. 1.00

00:42:13.000 To associate blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:42:15.000 Before immediately going on the defensive about this, consider why you might have a certain genital preference.

00:42:19.000 For a lot of people, especially cis people, it's because you still subconsciously gender people's bodies based on their genitalia.

00:42:25.000 Okay? 1.00

00:42:26.000 But if I was to blow a tranny, I know I'm not blowing a woman with a dick. 1.00

00:42:32.000 If there was some freak radiation that happened in our house and my wife grew a dick, or her clit got so engorged, it was basically a dick, and it looked like a dick, I could see myself YouTubing how to give head and maybe blowing her dick. 1.00

00:42:51.000 It's just the means to the feet. 1.00

00:42:53.000 That's conceivable to me.

00:42:54.000 But the reason we don't want to blow a train is we know it's a dude. 0.99

00:42:57.000 You just dressed up a dude with some silicon tits and a bunch of makeup and gave him hormones. 1.00

00:43:01.000 We still will have blown a dude. 1.00

00:43:03.000 If you could magically make a woman with a dick, I don't know. 1.00

00:43:07.000 Obviously, that's hard to talk about because I have to come up with the craziest nuclear radiation alien thing for your argument to make sense. 0.99

00:43:16.000 That's usually a bad sign when we have to go to outer space to make your argument work.

00:43:22.000 Usually a bad sign.

00:43:23.000 That's like a man with implants. 1.00

00:43:24.000 Like, sure, they're tits, but they're not women. 1.00

00:43:27.000 What else does he say? 0.99

00:43:28.000 Let me see more.

00:43:30.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:43:31.000 I'm not saying that having a genital preference inherently makes you a bad person.

00:43:35.000 Thank God.

00:43:36.000 I'm saying that, like all preferences related to dating and sex, they don't exist in a vacuum.

00:43:41.000 Seriously, consider how they're influenced by racism, colors, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:45.000 Most of us likely have certain preferences influenced by societal bigotry. 1.00

00:43:49.000 So gay ass frog doesn't have any kids. 1.00

00:43:51.000 He never will. 1.00

00:43:51.000 He's a fag. 1.00

00:43:52.000 And the problem with Twitter is these amateurs get to go out there and just puke out their garbage and tell us how to live. 1.00

00:44:02.000 That's the crazy part. 0.53

00:44:03.000 Is this a real... 0.93

00:44:05.000 Are they a troll?

00:44:07.000 I mean, because they're still making the points of...

00:44:11.000 We can't tell anymore.

00:44:12.000 No, I know.

00:44:13.000 I know.

00:44:13.000 And even now some jokes that are jokes.

00:44:19.000 So woke you little defending Trump's child detention sites thinking they are Joe Biden's.

00:44:25.000 Sometimes they make the same point.

00:44:27.000 So you actually don't even have to know anymore if the person's kidding.

00:44:30.000 But look up that heterosexuality is learned thing.

00:44:33.000 You accidentally stumbled on it when you looked up heterosexuality. 0.98

00:44:36.000 But this week, it's become a common thing to talk about how heterosexuality is fucking learned. 1.00

00:44:45.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:44:47.000 Invented. 1.00

00:44:47.000 That was the thing, yeah. 1.00

00:44:48.000 The invention of heterosexuality. 0.96

00:44:50.000 But not gays. 1.00

00:44:51.000 The invention of BBC. 0.97

00:44:54.000 That's the BBC.

00:44:57.000 There's plenty of people.

00:44:57.000 100 years ago, people had a very different idea what it means to be heterosexuality.

00:45:01.000 No, they didn't. 0.53

00:45:02.000 Gay has always been gay. 1.00

00:45:04.000 Maybe if you go back to Greeks. 1.00

00:45:06.000 Greek straight, yeah.

00:45:07.000 Greek was like the LA of the. 0.98

00:45:09.000 But that was disgusting.

00:45:10.000 People were horrified by Greek behavior, and it eventually led to the fall of Rome.

00:45:14.000 So that's not the best example.

00:45:17.000 Here's a bunch of them.

00:45:18.000 Okay, so Tomorrow's World, The Invention of Heterosexual. 0.99

00:45:22.000 That's a book.

00:45:23.000 What the?

00:45:23.000 Kirch Reviews, Pat Patheos.

00:45:25.000 There was some other credible books.

00:45:26.000 Who gave everyone the mic?

00:45:27.000 Like, we have too much freedom.

00:45:29.000 Too much freedom of speech.

00:45:31.000 Salon.com and PBS.

00:45:32.000 Okay, let's go to my pet Biden.

00:45:35.000 Show that meme of them.

00:45:36.000 You may have to do some cropping of it because it's just a screen grab.

00:45:39.000 But it's at the bottom there.

00:45:40.000 It's president's at the end of their term.

00:45:41.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:45:42.000 Give that a crop and let's see that. 1.00

00:45:43.000 This was a really funny meme, which I just ruined by saying it was funny.

00:45:48.000 Well, I guess you don't crop it, I guess.

00:45:50.000 You just ignore me saying that twice.

00:45:52.000 I thought you blew it.

00:45:55.000 What?

00:45:56.000 I blew it by saying it's funny.

00:45:57.000 That doesn't mean I blew what I told you to do.

00:46:00.000 That's too cropped now.

00:46:02.000 Anyway, it's already over, Ryan. 0.99

00:46:03.000 You fucked it up. 0.99

00:46:04.000 U.S. presidents at the beginning, the end of their term, boy, Biden, I mean, fucking Obama aged, didn't he? 1.00

00:46:10.000 Remember that? 0.97

00:46:11.000 Look at all the wrinkles.

00:46:15.000 I'm not going to deny that being the president is hard work no matter who you are.

00:46:19.000 And I don't think Barack Obama had ever worked before.

00:46:22.000 He was a professor at a Chicago school, which is one of the easiest jobs in the world, right?

00:46:28.000 Being a professor.

00:46:29.000 You get what?

00:46:30.000 You work like an hour a day, then you get a year off every few years for your sabbatical.

00:46:34.000 I feel like the commute to the school in Chicago is probably the hardest part.

00:46:37.000 Yeah.

00:46:38.000 And then he got, I think presidents get like four or five hours of sleep a night.

00:46:42.000 So he did that for eight years, and he became grandpa toboggan. 0.99

00:46:47.000 And then we had Trump, who doesn't look remotely different because he's been busting his ass since he was 10. 1.00

00:46:52.000 And then we have Biden's, the end of Biden's term, which is a fucking packy from Montreal who likes to suck dicks. 1.00

00:47:02.000 So this was a clip I was trying to find yesterday, 1-9. 1.00

00:47:08.000 Let's just have it.

00:47:08.000 Can we have the interstitial of Biden, please?

00:47:11.000 Yes.

00:47:12.000 Until we get the My Pet Biden?

00:47:26.000 So let's look at Wandering Joe.

00:47:28.000 Now, this is actually where I came up with the term My Pet Biden because I stopped feeling sorry for him. 1.00

00:47:32.000 Fuck it. 1.00

00:47:32.000 He's ruining America. 1.00

00:47:34.000 I'm not going to feel bad for you. 0.99

00:47:36.000 This is my silly little pet. 0.75

00:47:37.000 You know how people laugh at their cats when they fall? 0.98

00:47:39.000 Or their big fat dog trying to figure out where he is?

00:47:43.000 This is my fat dog. 1.00

00:47:46.000 This is my stupid pet wandering around. 1.00

00:47:49.000 I think that's Kamala to his left. 1.00

00:47:52.000 And she's probably said, which I think everyone has to say 50 times a day, your mask, Joe.

00:48:00.000 Your mask, Joe, your mask.

00:48:01.000 Okay, my mask.

00:48:02.000 Look at how he walks.

00:48:08.000 Okay, my mask, my mask.

00:48:10.000 Put that on.

00:48:16.000 Bye, guys.

00:48:18.000 What am I doing here?

00:48:19.000 Hello.

00:48:20.000 Oh, that is a weird walk.

00:48:24.000 Go back.

00:48:24.000 It's like his legs took off before his body knew it was moving.

00:48:29.000 He's like, oh, shit, where are we going? 0.99

00:48:31.000 Watch his legs. 1.00

00:48:34.000 Wow.

00:48:35.000 It's like a drunk person or someone on a boat.

00:48:38.000 He walks like there's some serious turbulence going on.

00:48:42.000 All aboard.

00:48:45.000 He walks like someone going to the food cabin on a train.

00:48:52.000 I have a new theory.

00:48:54.000 Women tend to not belong in the workforce. 1.00

00:48:57.000 This jacket is so tiny on me.

00:48:58.000 It's my Pee Wee Herman jacket.

00:49:01.000 And I think what they do is they take Adderall.

00:49:03.000 They take speed.

00:49:05.000 You're always better on Adderall.

00:49:06.000 Stephen Colbert calls it air conditioning for the brain.

00:49:09.000 I call it you dipped in U sauce. 1.00

00:49:12.000 And if you're in over your head, you got exams, you got to do your taxes, you got to shoot a bunch of shit in one day, then fucking shoot them up. 1.00

00:49:20.000 Do some Adderall, and you'll be a piece of shit the next day. 1.00

00:49:25.000 Unfortunately, you may have to take some to deal with your hangover the next day. 1.00

00:49:29.000 But as far as that day goes, you can be in a job you're not meant to be in.

00:49:34.000 Now you have to watch.

00:49:35.000 You'll natter on like AOC with her giant Adderall bug eyes. 1.00

00:49:39.000 Her eyes that are so bugged out.

00:49:42.000 That's bugged out, right?

00:49:44.000 That the Daily Beast, I forget who it was, accused Tucker Carlson of Photoshopping googly eyes on AOC.

00:49:52.000 Did you see that?

00:49:53.000 Look up Tucker Photoshop Googly Eyes AOC.

00:49:57.000 So some liberal dude who watches Tucker Carlson fastidiously goes, oh, I caught something.

00:50:07.000 He added googly eyes to her. 0.99

00:50:09.000 Who's a liberal pundit, though?

00:50:11.000 Oh, Twitchy Team.

00:50:13.000 Oh, Twitchy.

00:50:15.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:50:16.000 It's Daily Beast.

00:50:17.000 Daily Beast writer goes, oh, very funny.

00:50:19.000 You added googly eyes to her. 0.73

00:50:21.000 No, dude, that's her eyes. 1.00

00:50:23.000 And I would add a page to that book and say those are her eyes on Adderall.

00:50:28.000 That's how she comes up to it. 0.99

00:50:29.000 Remember that fucking mess head who was like, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:50:32.000 What I can't figure out is why two negatives make a positive. 0.99

00:50:34.000 To positive negative makes a negative.

00:50:36.000 Positive positive makes a positive.

00:50:37.000 But why do two negatives make a positive?

00:50:40.000 She couldn't figure that out.

00:50:41.000 And she tried to invent mathematics while on meth without doing any homework, same way Ryan invents dinosaurs not existing with like watching a couple YouTube videos and checking out a meme.

00:50:50.000 I'd say they didn't exist.

00:50:52.000 So look at her. 0.99

00:50:55.000 I think she comes up with these crazy plans like the Green New Deal because she took too much Adderall. 0.97

00:51:00.000 And another thing you do when you're on Adderall is you develop a tick.

00:51:03.000 I remember when I would do it a lot, I had a big beard and I would get off the train and I'd have like cone spikes.

00:51:09.000 So I'd be sitting there going like this, twisting my beard like a lunatic. 0.66

00:51:13.000 Let's see her. 0.74

00:51:14.000 What's that?

00:51:14.000 Is that a video?

00:51:15.000 That's too picky.

00:51:16.000 Look at that.

00:51:17.000 Is that Adderall or is that Adderall?

00:51:20.000 That is methamphetamine sulfate.

00:51:24.000 Anyway, tell me if you think Jen is on it. 0.94

00:51:31.000 Get a barrette, lady. 1.00

00:51:34.000 Or a little hat.

00:51:41.000 Put it behind your ear.

00:51:42.000 Yeah, get it out of there.

00:51:44.000 Gelhead or something. 1.00

00:51:47.000 I mean, I'm no better.

00:51:48.000 I'm actually worse than her, but...

00:51:49.000 Get a scrunchie.

00:51:51.000 No, you're way.

00:51:52.000 No, you do it when someone's looking at you because you're vain.

00:51:55.000 That's what annoys people.

00:51:57.000 It doesn't annoy people like you have a tick.

00:51:58.000 It's that when the camera comes on, you start primping and preening. 1.00

00:52:01.000 And I don't want to say like a faggot because it's way worse. 1.00

00:52:04.000 It's sub fag. 1.00

00:52:05.000 Sub faggot. 1.00

00:52:06.000 I really don't. 1.00

00:52:07.000 I feel like it's because I see it and I want to fix it.

00:52:09.000 I really don't think about other people this much.

00:52:11.000 I think you're giving me too much credit in the empathy department.

00:52:14.000 No, on that.

00:52:14.000 Or the thinking of others' department.

00:52:16.000 No, because you don't do it in the mirror.

00:52:18.000 I sure do.

00:52:20.000 I sure do.

00:52:20.000 When I'm alone, I try to get it all nice.

00:52:22.000 And I don't even put my hair back when I'm...

00:52:24.000 It doesn't even do anything.

00:52:25.000 It's not like it looks different after you primp and you preen. 1.00

00:52:28.000 You have a stupid fucking jufro. 1.00

00:52:30.000 I like to fucking. 1.00

00:52:30.000 It doesn't matter what you do with that. 1.00

00:52:33.000 It's under wraps now.

00:52:35.000 Nobody gets to have fun.

00:52:37.000 Good.

00:52:38.000 All right, let's.

00:52:39.000 And folks at home, you can tell me what you think.

00:52:41.000 I think that's all Adderall.

00:52:43.000 But let's jump into some racism.

00:52:48.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

00:52:57.000 So we're living in a strange time with this subject in America.

00:53:00.000 I don't even like talking about it.

00:53:01.000 I come from Quebec, where we talked about French versus English.

00:53:04.000 When I came here, I was totally stunned at how prevalent any discussion of racist. 0.99

00:53:09.000 I mean, it's injected into absolutely fucking everything. 0.99

00:53:13.000 This is racist. 1.00

00:53:14.000 This is racist.

00:53:15.000 This is racist.

00:53:16.000 This is racist.

00:53:16.000 That's racist.

00:53:18.000 Black people are part of white supremacy. 1.00

00:53:21.000 It's called multiracial white supremacy. 1.00

00:53:23.000 They're celebrating whiteness. 0.97

00:53:26.000 And white people agree. 0.81

00:53:29.000 Though white people tend to be the least racist group in America, in the world, they blame themselves and see themselves as the most racist group.

00:53:39.000 And we have some footage here of a white crab being asked if he's racist and what he should do.

00:53:49.000 So first he says, I want to change.

00:53:52.000 Maybe I'll check out this.

00:53:53.000 I'll check out different cultures.

00:53:55.000 Maybe I'll learn.

00:53:58.000 I don't seem to be learning.

00:53:59.000 You know what?

00:54:00.000 I'm racist.

00:54:02.000 Wow. 1.00

00:54:04.000 Allow me to elaborate with this segment on, I don't know, race something on some fucking bullshit news show. 1.00

00:54:16.000 Today in Race Up Close, we're going to talk to a man who's a racist piece of shit and recognizes that. 1.00

00:54:22.000 What was his crime? 1.00

00:54:25.000 Raising a black girl? 0.77

00:54:27.000 I don't know what happened here. 1.00

00:54:29.000 Some chick fucks a black dude, makes a half-black person. 1.00

00:54:34.000 That's how it works. 1.00

00:54:35.000 And this dude comes along and helps raise her.

00:54:40.000 Now, that's technically the dictionary definition of a cuck, but I don't see it as a negative thing. 0.88

00:54:47.000 I think he took a shitty situation, some white single mom and her black daughter, and he, I assume, loves the mom, and he made the best of a bad situation. 0.94

00:54:56.000 I would have liked it if he had his own kids with her, too. 0.93

00:54:59.000 Maybe had five, maybe adopted some.

00:55:02.000 But it appears that they're totally focused on this one black girl. 0.99

00:55:06.000 And she is in a society that tells her that black people, I mean, sorry, white people are together, and it sucks being black, and it's torture, as Dave Chappelle says, this living nightmare that is being black. 0.99

00:55:18.000 So she decides to lord it over the both of them, especially him. 1.00

00:55:22.000 The black dad who abandoned her, nothing, no comments, not one morsel of attention is given to this asshole who abandoned his family. 1.00

00:55:31.000 That's neither here nor there. 1.00

00:55:34.000 It's the stepdad.

00:55:35.000 So here's what you do if you're this stepdad. 0.99

00:55:37.000 You say, listen, for fuck's sake, Alice. 1.00

00:55:40.000 I busted my ass to raise you. 1.00

00:55:42.000 We don't talk about race in this family. 1.00

00:55:44.000 We don't play the race card.

00:55:45.000 There's no whining here, okay? 1.00

00:55:47.000 Your asshole piece of shit dad abandoned you. 1.00

00:55:49.000 I picked up the pieces. 1.00

00:55:50.000 I raised you and loved you.

00:55:52.000 You're my daughter.

00:55:54.000 I adopted you, okay? 1.00

00:55:55.000 So don't give me any of this shit about white people or any of that crap. 1.00

00:55:58.000 I won't give you shit for your black dad. 1.00

00:56:00.000 You don't give me shit for my me dad. 1.00

00:56:03.000 Okay? 1.00

00:56:04.000 And then they'd move on, like nip it in the bud. 0.98

00:56:06.000 Instead, white people, especially middle-class white people, they have this thing where if you shoot at their feet, even when it's a fake gun, they start dancing. 1.00

00:56:14.000 Racist, racist, racist. 1.00

00:56:16.000 They dance. 1.00

00:56:17.000 And I don't blame black people or even this guy's daughter for shooting at the feet. 0.99

00:56:22.000 It's irresistible. 0.98

00:56:24.000 It takes a level of character and personal strength to not shoot at someone's feet when they do a hilarious dance. 1.00

00:56:33.000 Anyway, let's watch a fucking inept white dude do a stupid dance. 1.00

00:56:43.000 As a country, we've talked a lot about... 1.00

00:56:46.000 She appears to be also mulatto. 0.86

00:56:49.000 I have a funny feeling she has a dad abandoning her somewhere in her past.

00:56:53.000 But isn't it funny that we have George Floyd as the logo here?

00:56:57.000 George Floyd, a man who abandoned, we don't know, dozens of kids.

00:57:03.000 Remember when we were watching two kids, black kids in like Texas, states and states away from where he was killed?

00:57:10.000 And they said, yeah, we were watching TV, and then my mama gets on the phone.

00:57:14.000 She goes, you know who that is?

00:57:15.000 That's your daddy.

00:57:17.000 We didn't even know who he was.

00:57:18.000 We didn't know that daddy was named George Floyd.

00:57:20.000 We never knew nothing about him.

00:57:22.000 And then he's crying on TV or his baby mama's crying on TV.

00:57:26.000 They weren't married, believe it or not.

00:57:27.000 He had a white girlfriend at the time.

00:57:29.000 No one talks about that.

00:57:30.000 They talk about the baby mama and how he's not going to be around for her graduation.

00:57:34.000 He wasn't around for any of his kids' graduations.

00:57:36.000 He wasn't around for anyone. 1.00

00:57:38.000 He was a career criminal, derelict junkie. 1.00

00:57:41.000 He died of a fentanyl overdose while getting arrested for yet another stupid bullshit charge because that was his life. 1.00

00:57:49.000 Bullshit charges, getting woman pregnant, taking off. 1.00

00:57:53.000 Nothing to do with racism. 1.00

00:57:55.000 Nothing to do with race at all. 1.00

00:57:58.000 Anyway, where's your dad, bitch? 1.00

00:58:01.000 Racism since the killing of George Floyd in Minneapolis last year. 0.99

00:58:05.000 King 5 launched an original series.

00:58:07.000 He wasn't killed.

00:58:08.000 He OD'd.

00:58:09.000 He essentially committed suicide.

00:58:11.000 You could call it death by cop.

00:58:14.000 Looking at race and inequities in Western Washington.

00:58:18.000 After our first episode of fake...

00:58:20.000 Have you noticed this new word, inequities?

00:58:22.000 Inequality didn't work because we've noticed it's illegal to pay Ryan a salary and then pay a black guy doing the same job Less. 0.99

00:58:30.000 You're dead if you do that. 0.98

00:58:31.000 You're going to get sued to high heaven.

00:58:33.000 It's against the law.

00:58:34.000 So there is equality.

00:58:36.000 But inequity means ensuring equal results.

00:58:40.000 George Costanza has to be successful in the NBA, or the NBA is racist.

00:58:47.000 And the way they enforce this inequity is totally random.

00:58:49.000 Sanitation, all these other people.

00:58:51.000 They don't have to be half female. 0.94

00:58:55.000 Go ahead.

00:58:56.000 Facing race.

00:58:57.000 A white man from Renton emailed us saying that he needed advice, even some help.

00:59:01.000 Tonight, Kristen Ayers begins a series of reports.

00:59:05.000 Imagine your dad emailing a local TV station saying, I need help being a dad. 1.00

00:59:10.000 What a fucking pussy. 1.00

00:59:11.000 No wonder he doesn't have kids of his own. 1.00

00:59:13.000 It's about his personal reckoning with racism. 0.96

00:59:20.000 There he is, being a racist. 0.97

00:59:25.000 His name is... 0.99

00:59:26.000 This is I'm a racist music.

00:59:28.000 It's acoustic guitar.

00:59:30.000 Steve Raimi, a 60-year-old white Western Washington man, a husband, a father.

00:59:36.000 And there's one more thing you should know about Steve.

00:59:38.000 I know that I'm racist and I don't want to be.

00:59:41.000 I don't mean to be.

00:59:43.000 Give me a try not to be.

00:59:45.000 Late last year.

00:59:52.000 I saw her back then.

00:59:53.000 That was one year.

00:59:55.000 Was it?

00:59:56.000 Yeah.

00:59:57.000 053.

00:59:58.000 Okay, go back.

00:59:59.000 Are you sure it's the same woman?

01:00:01.000 Let's see.

01:00:05.000 Looks pretty good there.

01:00:06.000 She's got some meat on her bones. 1.00

01:00:08.000 Right?

01:00:08.000 And then one year later, she looks like a dilapidated toucan.

01:00:12.000 What happened here?

01:00:17.000 So yeah, imagine your dad sending a letter to a TV station saying, I need help. 0.98

01:00:24.000 I'm a fuck-up. 1.00

01:00:25.000 I'm a racist. 1.00

01:00:27.000 Oh, yeah, sorry.

01:00:28.000 I'm repeating myself.

01:00:29.000 So a racist, I'm turning to Joe Biden.

01:00:30.000 What am I doing here? 0.50

01:00:32.000 Brack Tobaggin.

01:00:34.000 A racist is someone who meets a person of another race. 0.98

01:00:38.000 If you're black, you can be racist. 0.99

01:00:40.000 And you're presented this person. 0.99

01:00:42.000 Hi, I'm a guy at a bus stop, whatever.

01:00:44.000 And you take the patterns from that group and you apply it to that guy and you say, I don't like you. 0.99

01:00:51.000 You're black. 1.00

01:00:54.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

01:00:55.000 You have to always assume exceptions. 0.99

01:00:58.000 Now, that being said, if you're in a situation that could be dangerous, like you're walking home at night and there's a young Asian lady behind you or two 30-year-old black guys that are six feet tall behind you, you would be prudent to be wary of the latter. 1.00

01:01:13.000 That's called noticing a pattern.

01:01:15.000 But when it comes to making friends, hiring someone for a job, not your own personal safety late at night, then you have to start with a clean slate.

01:01:24.000 And you know who does that?

01:01:26.000 Pretty much everybody.

01:01:28.000 Even like, I find almost no racism from whites.

01:01:32.000 I see a bit of anti-white from a lot of people, from secular Jews, from blacks.

01:01:38.000 I see a lot of anti-blackness from Asians and Hispanics. 0.75

01:01:42.000 But I find whites to be the least racist group there is. 1.00

01:01:46.000 But even like a black, old black guy who doesn't like white people or Jews, which is very common, when he gets the accountant applying for the job, he's going to be like, this motherfucker seems to know what's up. 1.00

01:01:57.000 I'm not going to fuck my business up by not hiring this Jew-ass motherfucker. 1.00

01:02:01.000 So he's going to hire him. 1.00

01:02:03.000 So even when you think you found racism, it tends not to have the negative effects that you assume it would.

01:02:11.000 Pretty much all of us start with a blank slate if it helps us.

01:02:14.000 You know why?

01:02:15.000 Because we're greedy.

01:02:16.000 Corporations are greedy.

01:02:17.000 They want to make money.

01:02:18.000 And people are greedy.

01:02:19.000 They want to have cool friends.

01:02:21.000 So if someone introduces you to an Asian or a black or an Hispanic that has everything in common with you and makes you laugh, you're not going to deny yourself that pleasure based on some previously assumed condition.

01:02:34.000 Episode of King's Facing Race Broadcast.

01:02:36.000 He admitted.

01:02:38.000 I see a group of white kids and I see a group of black kids.

01:02:41.000 I'm going to be more on guard with the black kids because of the way that I was trained, the way I was raised. 1.00

01:02:46.000 If you are looking at a group of black kids or a group of white kids to build a fence or help you with a project and their resumes came in and they're equally qualified, then you would be racist to choose one group over the other if race was the only differing factor.

01:03:01.000 That's very uncommon.

01:03:04.000 As far as your own personal safety late at night, blacks are disproportionately represented in the crime statistics.

01:03:11.000 So it's perfectly normal to be wary of them in a dangerous situation.

01:03:15.000 They always say 14% does 50%.

01:03:18.000 No, it's more like blacks 18 to 25 dominate the 50%.

01:03:22.000 So something like 3.5% are responsible for 50% of the violent crime.

01:03:27.000 So that pattern has emerged.

01:03:30.000 And in the case of retail and robbing, you literally cannot afford not to notice that pattern.

01:03:37.000 That's not racist.

01:03:40.000 Stop. 0.99

01:03:41.000 Blacks do that. 1.00

01:03:42.000 Black cab drivers are wary of black passengers in certain parts of town. 1.00

01:03:47.000 Black people late at night are more wary of a group of blacks than a group of whites. 0.96

01:03:53.000 You'd expect from a man whose stepdaughter, Caitlin Noble, is biracial. 0.84

01:03:58.000 Steve married Caitlin's mother, Alex, and has raised Caitlin since she was a toddler.

01:04:03.000 Yeah, he's all I know as a father figure.

01:04:08.000 Mounting on wrap.

01:04:09.000 He's all I know as a father figure.

01:04:11.000 And then, so that doesn't sink in.

01:04:14.000 They jump to hands up, don't shoot, which, by the way, we all know is a myth.

01:04:18.000 Mike Brown did not have his hands up. 1.00

01:04:20.000 That's a fucking lie. 0.99

01:04:21.000 So she looks to be, what, would you say, 15? 1.00

01:04:23.000 That picture we saw, she was five, so he was 10.

01:04:26.000 So this 50-year-old man marries this old bag and takes a kid with her and is happy to raise the child.

01:04:34.000 How about we just end this segment right now and just say thank you very much to that guy and tell him to stop talking about racism and writing letters to news stations asking for help to be a better person.

01:04:43.000 You're a pretty good person, dude.

01:04:45.000 You're good.

01:04:46.000 All I know as a father figure mounting unrest over a nationwide fight for racial justice has opened a chasm between Caitlin and her parents.

01:04:58.000 Honestly, right now, I don't really feel very connected to the.

01:05:00.000 That's true. 0.97

01:05:01.000 This bullshit has opened a chasm that didn't need to be there. 1.00

01:05:05.000 This could be a perfectly happy couple, but this young girl right here has been brainwashed. 1.00

01:05:11.000 And it's exactly the same as this trans shit where the parent sits above them and goes, So, do you feel like a girl? 1.00

01:05:17.000 What? 1.00

01:05:18.000 You feel like a girl, right? 0.97

01:05:19.000 That's why you have long hair?

01:05:21.000 Yeah, I'm a girl.

01:05:23.000 Right.

01:05:23.000 And that's called trans, right?

01:05:25.000 Yeah.

01:05:26.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:05:27.000 I'm trans.

01:05:28.000 Is that what you want me to say?

01:05:29.000 Yes.

01:05:30.000 We talked about this.

01:05:30.000 That's why we went to drag queen story hour.

01:05:32.000 Yeah, okay.

01:05:33.000 So I'm a drag.

01:05:34.000 Am I a drag queen? 0.53

01:05:36.000 He loves to have fun.

01:05:37.000 I mean, she.

01:05:38.000 Z. Z loves to have fun.

01:05:40.000 No, you're trans. 0.99

01:05:41.000 You're a trans girl with male body parts that we're going to get rid of soon. 1.00

01:05:45.000 Oh, we are. 1.00

01:05:46.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

01:05:48.000 So this girl has been taught that America's racist and her stepfather's racist, and she should play the victim because she'll get lots of sympathy and it's a great way to be. 1.00

01:05:57.000 It's ironically this father's job to say, no, being a victim isn't a great way to be.

01:06:03.000 Be thankful for what you have.

01:06:04.000 You came out of a shitty situation and I saved you. 0.53

01:06:07.000 You're welcome.

01:06:10.000 They've stopped talking.

01:06:11.000 And that's where race educator Karina Hooks comes in. 1.00

01:06:15.000 Wait, stop. 1.00

01:06:16.000 Look at her fucking outfit. 1.00

01:06:18.000 Look at this joke of a person. 1.00

01:06:20.000 I didn't know a head could have an outfit.

01:06:23.000 Nice dress, head. 0.85

01:06:27.000 I'm guessing her black dad wasn't around.

01:06:30.000 And she was raised white.

01:06:32.000 But because the victim card is so irresistible, these people who have virtually zero connection with black America just can't help but jump on the African train because it's good for business. 0.93

01:06:42.000 Look, she's got a job there counseling people. 1.00

01:06:45.000 She thinks she's black because she has curly hair and her black dad was around for probably an hour and a half. 0.99

01:06:52.000 So what did you make up about yourself having different skin color than the rest of your family?

01:06:58.000 Over the next few days, we're taking you inside a family's fight to do the hard work of facing race.

01:07:06.000 I want you to know that if you're not feeling this like anger, frustration, sadness, guilt, shame, all of that, we're not doing good work.

01:07:14.000 Pause.

01:07:16.000 I mean, I could end it right now.

01:07:20.000 I don't mean kill myself.

01:07:21.000 If you're not feeling shame, we're not doing good work.

01:07:25.000 This is about, this is, we're living in pet culture.

01:07:29.000 Joe Biden's my pet. 0.98

01:07:30.000 White liberals see blacks as their pets and they make them do things and they make them do tricks, right? 0.95

01:07:35.000 Remember the stallion we had on on the other show where she was so proud of herself that she could make, what was that again? 0.79

01:07:42.000 It was like she had tamed a stallion and she brought him out there and had him do stuff. 1.00

01:07:47.000 You have the shittiest fucking memory. 1.00

01:07:49.000 I'm 50. 1.00

01:07:49.000 I'm allowed to forget things. 1.00

01:07:51.000 But it also works in the reverse where light-skinned black people push this racial agenda on whites and they teach them to feel shame. 0.92

01:08:01.000 You need to feel shame and guilt and you need to suffer.

01:08:05.000 Why?

01:08:06.000 Because I can't. 0.99

01:08:07.000 Why do blacks attack Asians in Oakland? 1.00

01:08:10.000 Because they can. 0.99

01:08:10.000 Why do young black kids attack random Hasidim in Williamsburg? 0.99

01:08:15.000 Because they can. 0.99

01:08:16.000 Why do we have these after-school programs when people get out of jail and they have to go fill out a form and draw pictures of their son and their motorbike and all this dumb anger management, arts and crafts shit? 0.99

01:08:27.000 Because they can. 0.99

01:08:28.000 When you give shitty people power, they wield it over you in a really juvenile way, the same way a cat plays with a mouse before he eats it. 0.99

01:08:36.000 They play with their food. 0.98

01:08:37.000 That's what you're watching right now.

01:08:39.000 You're watching these social justice warriors play with their food and he's for dinner.

01:08:44.000 All of that, we're not doing good work.

01:08:48.000 I think about the episode that I watched, and the part that still rings through my ears is I'm a racist and I want to change.

01:09:00.000 What makes you not the norm is that you're admitting that you're a racist and that you want to change.

01:09:06.000 That's different.

01:09:08.000 It's very rare.

01:09:11.000 I don't know if I've, in my 20 plus years of doing this work, I've ever heard a white person say those words exactly.

01:09:22.000 I definitely feel shame when I say it.

01:09:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:09:26.000 And I'm not who I want to be for Caitlin.

01:09:29.000 Caitlin says she's grown up in Renton, largely without her black biological father.

01:09:34.000 Largely?

01:09:36.000 Largely.

01:09:39.000 Did you realize that you were different in your family?

01:09:44.000 I would go up to my mom or my aunt and I'd like be like, why am I not this color?

01:09:49.000 Why can't I be your color?

01:09:50.000 Like, I wish I was your guys' color.

01:09:52.000 And did you internalize that?

01:09:54.000 That's a totally normal thing to feel when you don't look like other people. 0.55

01:09:59.000 My wife's family are Ho-Chunk Indians.

01:10:02.000 When her relatives were young, they were in an all-white neighborhood.

01:10:05.000 The only other minority was Hmong, H-M-U-N-G, like the Chinese people in Gran Torino. 1.00

01:10:11.000 So some of her relatives would just say, I'm Hmong, just to have more of a culture because there wasn't that many Ho-Chunk Indians around in their neighborhood.

01:10:19.000 Totally normal.

01:10:20.000 If you're white and you grew up in Japan, you'd wonder why you don't look like anyone. 0.70

01:10:24.000 Sorry, it's called being a minority.

01:10:27.000 Albinos go through it.

01:10:28.000 Left-handed people go through it.

01:10:30.000 People with a bad eye go through it.

01:10:32.000 It's not the end of the world, my dear.

01:10:34.000 What is the end of the world is not having a father.

01:10:36.000 And this racist society fixed that for you, just like they did with Callan Kaepernick, just like they did with pretty much every black celebrity you see on TV, from Barack Obama to Jordan Peel.

01:10:49.000 The list goes on.

01:10:51.000 Like it was something wrong with you versus something wrong with them.

01:10:55.000 Yeah.

01:10:55.000 I always had issues with my own beauty, like having self-love.

01:11:00.000 What do you think's wrong with you?

01:11:05.000 Just be with it.

01:11:10.000 Not good enough.

01:11:12.000 You know who else feels that way?

01:11:14.000 Everyone on earth, my dear. 1.00

01:11:16.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:11:17.000 This racist prism that we have to look through with everything. 1.00

01:11:22.000 She's a teenage girl. 0.99

01:11:24.000 They're very fucking emotional. 0.99

01:11:26.000 Believe me, I got one. 0.99

01:11:27.000 They feel like they're not good enough.

01:11:29.000 They're always over-analyzing things.

01:11:31.000 This is absolutely reasonable.

01:11:33.000 Where are you going?

01:11:35.000 I gotta quit the Spotify because he's popping up in the audio.

01:11:42.000 To who?

01:11:44.000 I've got you to the white man.

01:11:54.000 Okay, you know what's happening here?

01:11:56.000 A teenager is emotional.

01:11:58.000 They're all emotional.

01:11:59.000 Teenage girls break down in tears all the time.

01:12:01.000 I totally understand. 1.00

01:12:02.000 Teenage boys are just as emotional, but it directs itself in other directions, violence and boners and fucking screaming. 0.98

01:12:10.000 It's a crazy roller coaster ride that I'm sure most of us have kind of forgotten, but if we really tap into it, we go, oh yeah, God, I was up and down. 0.98

01:12:20.000 So anyway, she's having her normal teenage ups and downs, but they put this racism cage on her.

01:12:26.000 So I don't feel good enough.

01:12:27.000 Yes, that's a normal feeling all teenagers have.

01:12:29.000 For who?

01:12:30.000 The white man.

01:12:33.000 Yeah, that's her life. 1.00

01:12:35.000 White men constantly going, you're not good enough. 1.00

01:12:37.000 Like the stepfather who wants to be good so bad, he writes a letter into a local news station saying, help. 0.97

01:12:43.000 I'm not good enough for my daughter.

01:12:47.000 Caitlin's struggle, made harder by her father's racism.

01:12:50.000 He makes jokes that are not funny, but he thinks are funny.

01:12:55.000 I do say racist stuff.

01:12:59.000 Stuff that I feel bad about now.

01:13:00.000 Like I'd make fun of her for like dancing or something because she doesn't have to do a rhythm. 1.00

01:13:07.000 And I'd say stuff like, so that must be the white side of you. 0.95

01:13:10.000 How does it make you?

01:13:12.000 That's funny and true.

01:13:14.000 Yeah.

01:13:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:13:16.000 And that is the most, anyone who knows anyone who's biracial knows that's the most common type of joke ever made.

01:13:23.000 In fact, I think I've made that joke a hundred times.

01:13:26.000 They make that joke about themselves.

01:13:29.000 They'll go, unfortunately, I have the white side. 0.95

01:13:31.000 Robin Quivers makes that joke about what a terrible singer she is. 1.00

01:13:36.000 God damn it. 1.00

01:13:38.000 You feel uncomfortable and angry? 1.00

01:13:41.000 Makes me diss fit.

01:13:42.000 Sure enough, at the next session. 0.99

01:13:44.000 She's got a new hairdo every fucking... 1.00

01:13:46.000 She's got a whole new makeover every time we see her. 1.00

01:13:48.000 You know why? 1.00

01:13:49.000 Because she saw herself on a previous episode and said, I look like a disgusting fat pig. 0.99

01:13:53.000 I'm going to change my hair. 0.99

01:13:55.000 No, dear.

01:13:57.000 Your problems are south of the neck border.

01:13:59.000 Actually, south of the bottom lip border.

01:14:02.000 Now she's got a militant look.

01:14:03.000 Operation Dumbo Droppish.

01:14:06.000 Caitlin hardly says a word.

01:14:07.000 Karina doesn't mince her words.

01:14:10.000 There's nothing wrong with being funny.

01:14:12.000 The question is, at whose expense?

01:14:15.000 Humor is going to always be at somebody's expense, unless it's a mock-hop joke.

01:14:19.000 Stop.

01:14:20.000 So he inadvertently just stepped into reality there.

01:14:24.000 Humor is innately cruel.

01:14:26.000 That's why men are better at it because men are crueler than women. 1.00

01:14:30.000 They're meaner than women. 1.00

01:14:31.000 Women are nice. 1.00

01:14:32.000 That's why they're less good at comedy.

01:14:34.000 That joke he said earlier, though, was, first of all, she was like five when he said that joke, assuming that that was the joke they're talking about or they didn't use random footage.

01:14:46.000 So she didn't get it, first of all.

01:14:48.000 But secondly, it's a silly little joke. 0.96

01:14:50.000 Everyone says that all the time about kids and dancing, especially if there's any black anywhere in their family. 0.92

01:14:55.000 It's not insulting.

01:14:57.000 And he just accidentally pointed out, humor is mean.

01:15:00.000 Sorry.

01:15:01.000 That's the way jokes work.

01:15:04.000 In fact, that's the crux of humor is we say something mean, we get thicker skin, we learn to laugh it off.

01:15:10.000 It's a cathartic therapeutic process, and they are killing it because they don't have joy in their lives.

01:15:17.000 Jokes are race-related, class-related, gender-related.

01:15:23.000 Yeah.

01:15:23.000 Like, should not happen.

01:15:25.000 We just have to own. 0.98

01:15:27.000 What's fucking left? 0.99

01:15:29.000 You can't, jokes can't involve class, gender, race. 0.99

01:15:32.000 I assume she's going to throw religion in there. 1.00

01:15:35.000 I'm out of jokes. 0.68

01:15:38.000 I was really ready for something racist, but he was actually complimenting blacks. 1.00

01:15:42.000 He was saying blacks are usually good at dancing and you're not. 0.99

01:15:45.000 So if she's not black enough, it's the problem. 0.98

01:15:47.000 And I don't think it's mean to say to someone they can't dance or sing. 0.95

01:15:50.000 They usually know it.

01:15:51.000 And they go, yeah, I don't know what is going on with these things.

01:15:55.000 Like, I'm actually being offensive, and I don't care.

01:15:59.000 But isn't it the perception of how the person's taken it?

01:16:02.000 If it has a history of oppression and hurt in this country, I would say.

01:16:07.000 So hold on.

01:16:08.000 Saying that a biracial person dances like their white side has a history of oppression. 1.00

01:16:13.000 I remember I was hanging out with two mulattoes and they said, you realize if we ran at each other as hard as we could, we could make a black guy and a white guy, and then the black guy could beat the shit out of the white guy. 1.00

01:16:25.000 Funny joke. 0.99

01:16:26.000 I was not hurt.

01:16:28.000 Or there was nothing funny about it.

01:16:32.000 So I need to look at why I think it's funny?

01:16:34.000 Yes.

01:16:35.000 Okay.

01:16:37.000 And why you think it's okay.

01:16:40.000 The question of why is it?

01:16:41.000 I think the real problem here is that the stepfather doesn't feel right disciplining his daughter. 1.00

01:16:45.000 So when she starts saying stupid shit, he feels kind of castrated because it's not his daughter. 1.00

01:16:50.000 And he met her at five. 1.00

01:16:51.000 And I bet early on, right, you're not going to say you're grounded or no more screen time.

01:16:57.000 So that becomes your parenting pattern.

01:17:01.000 It's not like in five years, when she's 10, all of a sudden you're going to become Mr. Disciplinarian. 0.99

01:17:06.000 He started out as a pussy, and now that's his identity, asking for help, trying to be better. 1.00

01:17:13.000 It's pathetic. 1.00

01:17:14.000 Grow a fucking spine, loser. 1.00

01:17:17.000 To take Steve back in time to his very first encounter with racism. 1.00

01:17:22.000 Like probably kindergarten.

01:17:24.000 I'm playing with a kid, and that was back when they had white and black drinking fountains. 0.96

01:17:27.000 And we both drank.

01:17:29.000 He got beat, and I got yelled at.

01:17:31.000 The difference between him drinking out of that and me was the punishment part.

01:17:36.000 You know, I mean, it was just he got beat. 0.98

01:17:39.000 And I was told, don't ever let black people drink out of a white. 0.99

01:17:42.000 Hold on a sec. 0.99

01:17:42.000 So he's 60, so we're going back 50 years. 0.99

01:17:45.000 So we're 1970, late 60s.

01:17:49.000 Yeah, that's a fact that America was racist in the 60s.

01:17:54.000 Done.

01:17:55.000 Agreed.

01:17:56.000 However, no one watching this show was born then, Was around then.

01:18:02.000 I don't think we have a lot of 65, 70-year-olds watching this show.

01:18:05.000 So maybe move on.

01:18:07.000 I don't know.

01:18:07.000 Is that possible?

01:18:10.000 So, what did you make up then about black people?

01:18:13.000 I guess just the whole part about you look different, so you are different.

01:18:16.000 Karina says that's where it all started.

01:18:19.000 Please, please, can I just get in a time machine, take over his body just for 10 seconds, and say to her, so what's your story? 0.95

01:18:27.000 Are you black?

01:18:28.000 Well, I'm biracial, but due to the one-drop philosophy, then I'm considered black. 0.52

01:18:34.000 Oh, so your dad was black, and your mom's white?

01:18:37.000 Well, my dad is black, but I said was because I assume he's not around.

01:18:43.000 Why would you assume that?

01:18:44.000 Am I wrong?

01:18:45.000 Why would you just guess and assume that my father is not around?

01:18:50.000 Before we get into why, just let's start with, is it true?

01:18:53.000 That's not the point.

01:18:54.000 Well, it is the point.

01:18:55.000 No, it's not the point.

01:18:56.000 You're making assumptions.

01:18:58.000 Well, they're not bad assumptions if they're accurate.

01:19:00.000 It doesn't matter if they're accurate.

01:19:01.000 Well, I think it does because I raised this black kid that we're talking about, and I have a feeling your mom did the same all on her own. 0.95

01:19:09.000 Your white mom.

01:19:10.000 Am I right, Mariah Carey?

01:19:12.000 Am I right, Alicia Keys?

01:19:15.000 Ah?

01:19:17.000 And even now, Steve's experiences still color his relationships with Steve. 0.99

01:19:21.000 This bullshit has shattered their relationship. 0.98

01:19:23.000 They had a great thing going. 1.00

01:19:25.000 He picked up the pieces, put a family together. 0.99

01:19:28.000 Then BLM came along and took a giant shit on this entire family. 1.00

01:19:33.000 Talk about shit. 1.00

01:19:34.000 First, the socialists shatter the black family by promoting welfare. 1.00

01:19:40.000 And now they shatter the pieces when you pick them back up and glue them together.

01:19:43.000 They just come along.

01:19:44.000 Oh, you made a new vase.

01:19:49.000 Who are not white, including his daughter. 0.66

01:19:51.000 You heard her mention seeking and desiring self-love.

01:19:57.000 And I will say that jokes will not support that for her.

01:20:02.000 It's kind of an easy, cheap way to go anyway.

01:20:05.000 You don't really have to think it out.

01:20:06.000 Yes.

01:20:07.000 Jokes are an easy, cheap way to go. 0.99

01:20:09.000 What the fuck is the matter with easy and cheap? 0.99

01:20:12.000 Fast, cheap, and easy is every man's mantra. 0.99

01:20:17.000 It's what defines what we love.

01:20:20.000 We don't like slow, we don't like expensive, and we don't like difficult.

01:20:23.000 So fast, cheap, and easy are all positive adjectives as far as I'm concerned. 1.00

01:20:28.000 And this fat cunt who is sitting there telling everyone they suck, I would like her to start practicing some self-hatred. 1.00

01:20:34.000 She's doing a little too good for self-love right now. 1.00

01:20:38.000 Easy, cheap way to go anyway.

01:20:40.000 We don't really have to think it out.

01:20:42.000 I mean, it's just the lazy way of getting laps.

01:20:44.000 One lesson learned, but Steve has a long way to go.

01:20:47.000 And tomorrow, the backlash.

01:20:50.000 Why are you starting getting defensive on it? 1.00

01:20:52.000 Because it just feels like everything is white people suck. 1.00

01:20:57.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

01:20:58.000 Oh, here we go.

01:20:59.000 He started this thinking he could virtue signal, and then they started laying it down to him. 1.00

01:21:03.000 And he was like, nah, that's bullshit. 1.00

01:21:05.000 This is America. 1.00

01:21:06.000 This is the past 50 years.

01:21:09.000 What did I say?

01:21:10.000 Martin Luther King shot?

01:21:11.000 When was that?

01:21:11.000 69, 68?

01:21:13.000 And America went, oh my God, I'm so sorry.

01:21:15.000 They wrote their local TV station and said, what can I do to help?

01:21:19.000 I feel terrible.

01:21:20.000 And their local TV station said, you have to make black people cool, have, say, black power all the time, promote the Black Panthers, have big afros, promote that white is on the moon and say that's cool and keep going with that, make it an integral part of pop culture. 0.53

01:21:36.000 Make it so much that white kids, young white kids, wish they were black. 0.91

01:21:40.000 We'll call them wiggers or something. 1.00

01:21:42.000 And they dress black and they mimic black. 0.99

01:21:45.000 They talk black. 0.98

01:21:46.000 Make black that cool. 0.68

01:21:48.000 Done.

01:21:50.000 And then 50 years later, it's still, you know what?

01:21:51.000 You're worse than you were in the 60s. 1.00

01:21:55.000 And then you go, I fucking tried, so fuck you. 1.00

01:21:59.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:22:01.000 And that's where America's at. 1.00

01:22:02.000 And I don't just mean black and white.

01:22:04.000 I mean curious, incurious, oppressed, oppressor, left, right, secular Jews, Orthodox Jews. 0.98

01:22:14.000 I mean, the two sides are not simply divided by color.

01:22:18.000 They're divided by philosophy and a million other things.

01:22:20.000 But it is a divorce.

01:22:22.000 And you know what the two sides are.

01:22:25.000 There's liberals on our side.

01:22:26.000 Don't you think humor was the bond, though, too?

01:22:28.000 Because it establishes humility.

01:22:29.000 You could point out each other's differences, address the elephant in the room, and it's over laughs, and you're sharing joy with each other.

01:22:36.000 Well, rude jokes, I think this suit is finally too small for me.

01:22:39.000 Ooh, daddy just got a new suit.

01:22:44.000 Does that look too tight?

01:22:45.000 I'm just secretly getting your stuff tailored smaller and smaller.

01:22:48.000 So I'm like, oh, I guess I got a new suit.

01:22:52.000 Yeah, the beauty of humor, though, is it wouldn't just prevent racism from happening by lightening the load and making everyone relax.

01:23:00.000 It would also shatter racism that was already there. 1.00

01:23:03.000 Because you'd say the taboo, the unthinkable, the black guy would laugh and say, fuck you, and have a zinger against you. 1.00

01:23:10.000 And all of a sudden, that tension's gone. 1.00

01:23:12.000 That's the beauty of humor.

01:23:14.000 It goes into the eye of the storm like the Death Star and just blows it up.

01:23:20.000 So how long is that race going to hold it against me? 1.00

01:23:24.000 Fucked. 0.99

01:23:24.000 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:23:25.000 And also, how long is that race going to hold it against me? 0.96

01:23:30.000 Wow, for him to admit so much on television and be willing to work toward change.

01:23:34.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

01:23:36.000 Is it over?

01:23:37.000 Almost, yeah.

01:23:38.000 Yeah, I think it is.

01:23:39.000 So he has a breaking point where he goes, you know what? 1.00

01:23:41.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:23:42.000 And then they just cut him off and say, wow, we did it. 1.00

01:23:46.000 We accomplished something.

01:23:47.000 That's amazing what we've done.

01:23:49.000 That he admitted how racist he is. 0.99

01:23:52.000 Not, he did at first, and then we kept pushing, and he said, and then some fat bitch with no black father, just like my daughter, said, jokes are not allowed if they're mean. 1.00

01:24:01.000 That left me with nothing but knock-knock jokes. 0.99

01:24:03.000 And I thought, where does this end up?

01:24:05.000 South Africa?

01:24:06.000 I mean, I like the idea of abolishing apartheid, but then you turn me into a second-class citizen for revenge.

01:24:11.000 And now we have these white concentration camps where we're left to starve to death in the middle of nowhere. 0.88

01:24:16.000 And it's illegal to hire us over a black person. 0.99

01:24:19.000 So we're second-class citizens. 0.89

01:24:21.000 Revenge isn't really what I was going for.

01:24:23.000 This doesn't bode well, he says.

01:24:26.000 And they stop the segment.

01:24:28.000 A lot of guts and courage.

01:24:30.000 So, Kristen, what are Steve and Caitlin ultimately trying to get out of these sessions?

01:24:36.000 Well, they kind of have different goals.

01:24:38.000 For Caitlin, she's really trying to get a sense of her black identity as a biracial woman and kind of get to a place where she can talk freely and openly to her parents about race.

01:24:48.000 Steve, on the other hand, is trying to confront his own bias.

01:24:51.000 He was.

01:24:51.000 He's trying to be honest about it and ultimately do something about it.

01:24:55.000 You heard the race educator Karina Hooks talking about talking with him and Caitlin.

01:24:59.000 You gotta look up Karina Hooks. 0.91

01:25:01.000 She has told us that when you're looking at confronting your own bias, you really kind of have to do what you saw Steve do in that piece.

01:25:09.000 Be honest.

01:25:10.000 Try and then give up.

01:25:12.000 Because that's what I got.

01:25:13.000 Start out racist.

01:25:14.000 Yeah.

01:25:14.000 Now basically playing their game.

01:25:16.000 And then when you see they're full of shit, saying, fuck you. 1.00

01:25:18.000 Is that what we all have to do? 1.00

01:25:19.000 Because I've done it.

01:25:21.000 I'm there.

01:25:22.000 She says, you cannot work on something.

01:25:24.000 You cannot do, address something like racism unless you name it.

01:25:28.000 And that's exactly what he did in this case, Joyce.

01:25:31.000 Wow.

01:25:31.000 Kristen, thank you.

01:25:33.000 He named it bullshit. 0.99

01:25:34.000 King 5? 1.00

01:25:35.000 Queen bullshit on King 5. 1.00

01:25:38.000 What a joke. 0.99

01:25:38.000 Yeah, that guy is where we all are. 0.99

01:25:40.000 When you try to appease this myth and you say at the Salem Witch Trials, yeah, I'm a witch.

01:25:45.000 How can I learn not to be a witch? 0.78

01:25:46.000 Well, we have to, what we do is we put you in the water. 0.95

01:25:49.000 And if you drown, it shows that you're human. 0.99

01:25:51.000 And if you don't drown, it shows you're a witch. 0.91

01:25:53.000 And you go, well, that sounds like lose-lose for me.

01:25:55.000 I'm not going to do that.

01:25:56.000 And I think that stepdad and you and me and a lot of black America has just said, yeah, we're not playing this game anymore. 1.00

01:26:04.000 This is fucking gay. 1.00

01:26:14.000 You'll never steal. 1.00

01:26:15.000 You'll never kill our culture.

01:26:21.000 Some people can say that, some people cannot.

01:26:27.000 This is kind of old news, but being smart is racist now.

01:26:30.000 Did you know that?

01:26:32.000 That's why I don't do it.

01:26:33.000 23b.

01:26:41.000 Boston Public School suspends test for advanced learning classes.

01:26:45.000 Concerns about programs, racial inequities linger. 0.93

01:26:47.000 So any kind of advanced learning stuff is banned now because blacks tend not to do well. 1.00

01:26:52.000 I got an idea. 1.00

01:26:53.000 What if you're a fucking black dude who busted his ass, your friends made fun of you, yo, were you supposed to be keeping it real? 1.00

01:27:01.000 You staying in tonight? 1.00

01:27:02.000 Yes, I don't want to sit around and smoke blunts with you fucking assholes. 1.00

01:27:06.000 I want to get good grades. 1.00

01:27:09.000 I want to be part of the gifted program.

01:27:11.000 Then you get there. 0.99

01:27:12.000 Oh, the gifted program's canceled because your dirtbag shithead blunt smoking friends didn't get in. 1.00

01:27:18.000 What? 1.00

01:27:19.000 What kind of lesson are we sending to hardworking, intelligent, academic black people when they get to the program and it's canceled because there's not enough fucking useless thugs in it? 1.00

01:27:32.000 How retarded is that? 1.00

01:27:35.000 You know, I think there's nowhere that needs the free market slash a drastic, complete reboot, total overhaul. 0.92

01:27:45.000 Nowhere than in public education.

01:27:48.000 It's our weakest link.

01:27:50.000 We need an absolute reboot.

01:27:53.000 Kids aren't playing.

01:27:54.000 I told you my plan. 0.99

01:27:58.000 It's nothing but playing all fucking day long. 0.96

01:28:02.000 5% of the, we do teach, after like, say, eight years old, nine years old, we teach them to read and write. 0.97

01:28:08.000 Basic mathematics, maybe how to do laundry, how to make spaghetti.

01:28:12.000 A few basic things.

01:28:13.000 But then it's back to playing.

01:28:15.000 There's jungle gyms, there's soccer, there's climby things.

01:28:19.000 And there's going to be nerds who are unathletic and they're going to be curious about stuff.

01:28:24.000 We have a schoolhouse for that.

01:28:25.000 It represents 5% of the grounds, which are, by the way, razor-wired.

01:28:30.000 They're huge.

01:28:31.000 You're not escaping here.

01:28:32.000 Don't worry about it.

01:28:33.000 No one's going to kidnap your kid.

01:28:35.000 No divorce ad.

01:28:35.000 We've got guards everywhere.

01:28:36.000 It's almost like a fun prison.

01:28:40.000 And then the curious guys who want to come in and ask us about old-timey microphones, CB radios, come on in.

01:28:47.000 We set you up on the computer.

01:28:49.000 You can watch YouTube videos about CB radios, read about it.

01:28:52.000 And then while you're doing that, we go find you an expert on CB radios.

01:28:56.000 He voluntarily, and you know he'd be itching to do it, comes in and mentors that kid.

01:29:01.000 And the kid, it turns out, isn't that interested in CB radios.

01:29:05.000 He's more interested in the actual internal technology.

01:29:08.000 Okay, okay.

01:29:09.000 Now we start tapering it.

01:29:12.000 Buy CB guy.

01:29:13.000 We need to get an engineer in here. 0.81

01:29:15.000 And then we start getting the kid on electronics.

01:29:17.000 That's his own volition.

01:29:19.000 That's his own curiosity that brought him there.

01:29:22.000 You give every kid ample opportunity.

01:29:25.000 Hey, we're learning about microphones.

01:29:26.000 Anyone else care?

01:29:27.000 No.

01:29:28.000 Okay, cool.

01:29:29.000 Peace.

01:29:30.000 They play all day.

01:29:32.000 They learn social skills.

01:29:33.000 Way more important.

01:29:35.000 Right now, they're sitting at a desk all day.

01:29:37.000 Forget COVID. 1.00

01:29:38.000 That's another shit show. 1.00

01:29:40.000 But they're sitting at a desk all day, strapped in, sometimes with a literal bar. 1.00

01:29:44.000 The chair has a bar that comes around and holds your fucking desk up against you. 0.99

01:29:49.000 And you're crammed in there and some little kid sits there for six hours. 0.99

01:29:56.000 Lunch is down to 20 minutes.

01:29:57.000 I don't know.

01:29:58.000 Those of you who don't have kids have no idea how short lunch is.

01:30:01.000 After you're actually done eating and you're time to play, devoid of COVID, it's like 15 minutes.

01:30:07.000 It should be 80% of the day.

01:30:11.000 How about you get there at 9, 9 to 10.30, we do stuff, indoor stuff.

01:30:19.000 Maybe teach you like how to sign a check.

01:30:23.000 Simple stuff.

01:30:24.000 How to write neatly in the lines, right?

01:30:27.000 Reading and writing.

01:30:28.000 And then 11 till 2, you play in that giant field.

01:30:33.000 2 to 3, come back in, we talk.

01:30:36.000 We ask if anyone's curious about anything.

01:30:38.000 I noticed no one came by the schoolhouse yet this whole year. 0.98

01:30:40.000 Yeah, well, it's gay. 0.99

01:30:42.000 Okay. 0.98

01:30:42.000 It's gay. 0.98

01:30:44.000 2 to 3.20, we go, time to go home.

01:30:48.000 I take my buddy, my buddy, I take my youngest boy and his buddy to boxing.

01:30:54.000 It's brutal there.

01:30:55.000 They're doing the relays.

01:30:58.000 They're both eight years old.

01:30:59.000 It's a whole Class of eight-year-olds.

01:31:00.000 Boop, boop, boop, boop, the little ladder thing on the ground that you step in and out of.

01:31:04.000 Then they're doing shining shoes, then they're hitting the heavy bag, then they're practicing uppercuts, then they're doing this thing where there's a clothes peg on you, you have to snatch it from the guy.

01:31:11.000 Keep your hands up.

01:31:12.000 Everyone needs their hands up the entire class.

01:31:14.000 Always, your hands are up. 0.97

01:31:15.000 They're jogging, they're doing jumping jacks, they're kicking themselves in the butt, whatever those are called. 0.97

01:31:21.000 Then I take them to McDonald's. 0.78

01:31:23.000 They play on the jungle gym things.

01:31:26.000 Again, this is pre-pandemic.

01:31:27.000 Until security comes because they're jumping up on where you put your shoes.

01:31:32.000 I'm not a very strict parent when it comes to the McDonald's play areas because it's all plastic. 0.99

01:31:36.000 Who gives a fuck? 0.98

01:31:37.000 And it's in a separate area. 0.99

01:31:39.000 It's not like you're disturbing people eating.

01:31:41.000 You're in a whole other glassed-off area.

01:31:43.000 So go ahead. 0.93

01:31:44.000 Trash the joint.

01:31:45.000 You're not going to break anything.

01:31:47.000 But they're worried about insurance if the kids fall.

01:31:50.000 So that's another hour.

01:31:51.000 So now they've been going mental for two hours.

01:31:54.000 Then I bring the kid to my house because it's early.

01:31:56.000 And him and my youngest boy, they play this.

01:31:58.000 They made up this game called Pause where you yell pause.

01:32:01.000 The guy has to freeze. 0.99

01:32:02.000 And you can put shit like pour water on him, put a bag on his head, put a mask around his eyes. 0.99

01:32:07.000 And then you say unpause and he takes all the stuff off and he chases you. 0.99

01:32:10.000 I guess it's like tag.

01:32:12.000 I don't quite get the rules, but they're kids.

01:32:14.000 That's another hour.

01:32:15.000 They're drenched in sweat. 1.00

01:32:17.000 That's three hours of non-stop fucking mania. 1.00

01:32:22.000 And they go to bed normal. 1.00

01:32:23.000 You know what my son was doing last night?

01:32:25.000 He hadn't had any exercise all day.

01:32:26.000 Again, this is the pandemic.

01:32:28.000 And he was just on the bed.

01:32:29.000 He goes, I'm so jumpy today.

01:32:31.000 Right like seconds before I'm going to read him a story.

01:32:34.000 He's just jumping up and down on the bed like this.

01:32:37.000 You got to be proud of your boys. 1.00

01:32:39.000 Little kids need at least three hours of over-the-top shit that would kill you and I. If we tried to duplicate what they did, we would have a heart attack and be dead. 1.00

01:32:51.000 But no, they don't get it. 1.00

01:32:54.000 And they teach them a bunch of bullshit. 1.00

01:32:56.000 And why? 1.00

01:32:56.000 So they can go to college and get a real education. 1.00

01:32:59.000 That whole thing's based on a myth, by the way.

01:33:01.000 That whole thing is based on a chicken or the egg thing where they went, well, look at these baby boomers. 1.00

01:33:06.000 The ones that went to secondary education became rich. 1.00

01:33:10.000 Yeah, because they're smart, shithead. 0.99

01:33:12.000 It wasn't the secondary education. 0.99

01:33:15.000 Babies who listen to baby Einstein, listen to classical music, tend to be successful.

01:33:20.000 You know why?

01:33:21.000 It had nothing to do with the classical music.

01:33:23.000 Babies who have parents who play them classical music care about them, love them, and tend to have higher IQs.

01:33:31.000 Their path was laid out from birth.

01:33:33.000 That's true.

01:33:35.000 It's a total and utter myth that education makes you successful.

01:33:39.000 Just because successful people are educated doesn't mean that education makes you successful. 1.00

01:33:43.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit. 0.99

01:33:45.000 There's a million much more important things like having two parents is massive. 0.99

01:33:50.000 Pursuing what you're interested in, like the inside of this microphone, which by the way could not interest me less.

01:33:57.000 That's what success is.

01:34:00.000 And the schools are anti-that.

01:34:03.000 The schools constrain you.

01:34:05.000 They teach you not to have fun, not to socialize, don't talk.

01:34:08.000 Don't talk in class. 0.98

01:34:11.000 And then they do bullshit like, oh, public speaking is really important. 0.97

01:34:15.000 So we're all going to do presentations. 0.97

01:34:17.000 And then you do one.

01:34:18.000 It takes half an hour.

01:34:19.000 And then the class will mark you.

01:34:21.000 You know why they do that?

01:34:22.000 Because a teacher wants to do crossword puzzles.

01:34:25.000 That's all fake.

01:34:26.000 I've been in the real business world my whole life.

01:34:29.000 You need one person on the team who can talk.

01:34:31.000 Advice, it was Shane Smith.

01:34:33.000 He was the talker.

01:34:34.000 He did the public speaking.

01:34:35.000 He talked to the CEOs.

01:34:37.000 I would sit there and chug a beer in their face.

01:34:40.000 I wasn't helping the company when we met the CEOs at all, nor was Sarouche.

01:34:45.000 He was shy.

01:34:46.000 He just looked at the ground.

01:34:48.000 At Rooster, we had this guy, Sebastian.

01:34:50.000 He was the talker, the mover, and the shaker. 1.00

01:34:51.000 We all sat there going, yep, yep.

01:34:53.000 I was available for a joke or two during meetings, but it was all him.

01:34:58.000 That's why salesmen make money because it's a rare gift.

01:35:00.000 The fact that everyone in school has to learn it, it's just a lie.

01:35:04.000 They're lying to you.

01:35:06.000 You're making our kids. 1.00

01:35:07.000 I used to say college, our kids come out stupider than when they went in. 0.99

01:35:11.000 That's now K through 12. 0.99

01:35:13.000 You're going to school to unlearn.

01:35:16.000 You're going to school to unlearn.

01:35:18.000 You're going to school to unlearn. 1.00

01:35:20.000 You're getting stupider there every day. 1.00

01:35:22.000 They're throwing themselves into the road gladly. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Speaking of which, this Oberlin College, where you get to go if you're really smart, was celebrating black artistry.

01:35:43.000 Works by William Grant Still, Jeffrey Mumford, and Chevalier de St. George.

01:35:47.000 This is who will be playing the music.

01:35:50.000 This is real.

01:35:52.000 Now, this is an interesting thing because in my utopia, this is perfectly fine.

01:35:58.000 They found some great artists, and they're showcasing some great black people for Black History Month. 0.96

01:36:05.000 But obviously, in this day and age, you realize that that's absolutely retarded. 1.00

01:36:09.000 And what you should have done for the picture is just had a picture of William Grant still.

01:36:14.000 Although, while they went and played it, someone would have noticed that the stage was all white people.

01:36:21.000 You could have thrown on a black guy with a tambourine or something, though. 0.91

01:36:27.000 Anyway, that's supposed to make you outraged, but you're not really sure why. 0.96

01:36:31.000 And again, just like the crab in the bucket, those people are trying to showcase black composers, and they probably got fired for that. 0.88

01:36:42.000 Okay, I want to get into black on Asian violence, but before I do, this is a really long four-part piece.

01:36:48.000 So on gavinmcinnis.win, we always have the show notes put up.

01:36:52.000 My friend Aerie does that.

01:36:53.000 Thank you.

01:36:54.000 God bless your cotton socks.

01:36:56.000 But this is a great place to go for the link.

01:36:59.000 I'm not going to read the whole thing, but it's this guy, Donald G. McNeil.

01:37:02.000 Remember him?

01:37:02.000 He was a guy from Peru.

01:37:04.000 No, he's the guy who went to Peru on some bourgeois trip where kids pay five grand to go and eat exotic food.

01:37:11.000 And on the trip, he may have said, I don't know, racism, it's pretty easy to go to the ghetto.

01:37:16.000 Just work hard.

01:37:17.000 It's not the Klan anymore. 1.00

01:37:19.000 You know, normal shit. 0.99

01:37:21.000 So look at this link. 0.99

01:37:23.000 New York Times, Peru, Enward, Part 1 Introduction.

01:37:25.000 So he wrote this big long thing up.

01:37:29.000 And I'm not going to read the whole thing, but here was an interesting part of it.

01:37:33.000 It's been quite baffling and painful for me to have people assume I'm racist, and I believe that I said the ridiculous things I'm accused of saying, that quote unquote racism is over and that white supremacy doesn't exist, or white privilege doesn't exist.

01:37:45.000 Oh, sorry, when I read that, I agreed with you.

01:37:48.000 I didn't know you didn't say that.

01:37:50.000 Or that I defended the use of blackface.

01:37:52.000 I've done that. 0.89

01:37:53.000 Or said horrible things about black teniors in general. 0.98

01:37:55.000 Well, that's a dumb thing to do if you're not being specific. 0.96

01:37:59.000 I'm surprised by how quick some colleagues who barely know me were prepared to accept these accusations and even add more on a Times alumni Facebook page.

01:38:08.000 Yes.

01:38:09.000 Been there, buddy.

01:38:11.000 Someone to whom I don't think I've spoken since 1994 said calling him only a racist is being nice.

01:38:17.000 An editor I happily worked side by side with in 1989 and have had brief but cordial chats with, maybe once every 10 years when we bump into each other on the street, said I seemed dismissive of people of color and their views. 0.93

01:38:29.000 That's a lot of ofs for an editor.

01:38:32.000 Someone I thought I'd been very nice to when she left the paper attacked me for using the expression third world in a story that was, as always, approved by several Times editors.

01:38:41.000 Now, why is this, Donald G. McNeil?

01:38:44.000 Why did your friends throw you to the wolves?

01:38:46.000 Because of the demand for Nazis. 0.91

01:38:49.000 It solves all our problems. 0.99

01:38:51.000 If America is racist, then black failure comes from white guilt. 0.99

01:38:58.000 That's America. 1.00

01:38:59.000 Black failure, white guilt. 1.00

01:39:00.000 So you have to prove why black failure exists. 1.00

01:39:02.000 You don't want to say it's socialism, like Gavin McInnes says, and it's welfare shattering the black family. 0.99

01:39:07.000 You don't want to say it's genetics, like the racists say, where they say blacks have lower IQs and more testosterone. 0.99

01:39:13.000 That's why they're failing. 0.94

01:39:15.000 So you say they're a victim of racism, only it's hard to find racists because they don't really exist.

01:39:21.000 So when Donald G. McNeil goes near the wood chipper, puts his finger close to the blades, and scuffs a fingernail, everyone grabs him and throws him in.

01:39:33.000 His career is over, and we have a few more wood chips to help burn the American fire that is white guilt. 0.84

01:39:43.000 But the truth of the matter is, a lot of this can be explained away. 1.00

01:39:47.000 A lot of this is just people being assholes. 0.99

01:39:50.000 And a lot of the times, people are assholes with no other reason that they can. 1.00

01:39:56.000 And if you say America is racist and black kids are victims, then they're going to take advantage of that and go fuck with people. 1.00

01:40:02.000 White people do this too. 1.00

01:40:05.000 When they see a victim who's not going to fight back, they take advantage of that.

01:40:10.000 And this is made very clear with chasidim. 0.96

01:40:14.000 Hasidim are like the Amish. 1.00

01:40:16.000 They don't fight back. 0.88

01:40:17.000 They'll take your abuse. 1.00

01:40:18.000 So black people abuse them in Williamsburg. 1.00

01:40:21.000 Black kids will just punch them in the head. 1.00

01:40:22.000 But white people do it too. 1.00

01:40:24.000 Jews do it. 1.00

01:40:25.000 Jews abuse Hasidim. 1.00

01:40:28.000 We had Jason Alexander, what's his name? 0.97

01:40:30.000 Jason, what's his name on Howard Stern?

01:40:33.000 Talking about how they're not Jews. 1.00

01:40:35.000 It's a disgusting, depraved cult. 1.00

01:40:38.000 Now, you couldn't say that about anyone else. 1.00

01:40:40.000 You couldn't say that about Jews in general.

01:40:43.000 That's the end of your career.

01:40:44.000 But you can say it about Hasidim. 1.00

01:40:46.000 You can shit on them. 1.00

01:40:48.000 You can bully them because they've separated themselves from society. 1.00

01:40:51.000 They refuse to assimilate. 0.99

01:40:53.000 But more importantly, they don't fight back.

01:40:55.000 Jason Kaplan?

01:40:56.000 Jason Kaplan.

01:40:57.000 They don't fight back.

01:40:59.000 And when people, I guess we're living in a time of sadism where they see this Hasid family get on the plane and their baby doesn't have a mask. 0.98

01:41:09.000 I don't even want babies to have masks.

01:41:14.000 We're flying on a front. 1.00

01:41:15.000 So this is someone who gives a shit about Hasidic Jews, which is rare. 0.98

01:41:19.000 With a baby the same age, I'd like a statement about this mistake or like a refund on my fare. 1.00

01:41:23.000 I don't want my baby wearing a fucking mask. 0.99

01:41:25.000 Disturbing incident last hour of Fly Frontier flight, a staff told a Hasidic couple to get the fuck off because they're eight month old. 1.00

01:41:32.000 18 month old had no mask. 0.98

01:41:34.000 Applause is heard as the couple started leaving.

01:41:38.000 I heard they were high fiving. 1.00

01:41:39.000 The staff was high fiving after because they got rid of these fuckers. 1.00

01:41:42.000 I think with all this censorship and canceling, there's this pressure cooker of rage where people want to fuck with someone. 0.99

01:41:49.000 So instead of it being spread equally among everyone, now it just comes out in a blaster projectile vomit at the ones who don't fight back. 0.98

01:41:58.000 And that tends to be Asians and Hasidic Jews.

01:42:02.000 So they're essentially the victims of cancel culture in that we've left them as the only ones that can take abuse. 0.56

01:42:11.000 And of course, white males. 0.61

01:42:21.000 But Orthodox Jews should be standing up for them.

01:42:34.000 See, you're looking for anti-Semitism.

01:42:35.000 You try to find it in Proud Boys and Oath Keepers and Trump.

01:42:38.000 It's right here.

01:42:41.000 And then they don't want it when they see this version.

01:42:44.000 In other words, they don't care about anti-Semitism.

01:42:48.000 They just want to use it as a tool to bludgeon their enemies. 0.98

01:42:53.000 They're anti-Semites.

01:42:56.000 Can you imagine clapping?

01:42:58.000 Why are y'all standing up? 1.00

01:43:00.000 Sit the fuck down. 1.00

01:43:03.000 We're leaving, assholes. 1.00

01:43:08.000 I would lose it if I was on this fight. 1.00

01:43:10.000 You're proud of yourselves?

01:43:12.000 They're wearing masks.

01:43:14.000 Their baby wasn't wearing a mask.

01:43:19.000 See, the thing about Hasidim too is they're so religious that they don't care about any of this. 1.00

01:43:24.000 This was God's plan.

01:43:25.000 He's calmly leaving the plane.

01:43:27.000 I wanted them to go and attack Jason Kaplan when he called him a cult.

01:43:30.000 And Ron Coleman explained they couldn't care less.

01:43:37.000 Get mad.

01:43:38.000 Why not take your mask off right there and be like, all right, we're going anyway. 0.99

01:43:41.000 I want to become a Hasid and just be like a Hasid Nazi skin. 1.00

01:43:47.000 Like part of a Hasidic, Jewish, violent task force. 1.00

01:43:54.000 There's all kinds of Orthodox Jews here bowing down. 1.00

01:43:57.000 What are they saying?

01:43:57.000 Wait, what is he saying?

01:43:58.000 Turn that up.

01:44:02.000 What are you accomplishing?

01:44:04.000 You're going to pay the consequences.

01:44:07.000 I'm having it all on tape.

01:44:08.000 This is going to go all over the news.

01:44:11.000 This is going all over the news.

01:44:12.000 You're all going to suffer the consequences of this.

01:44:15.000 He's right.

01:44:15.000 Oh, good.

01:44:16.000 So at least there's some Jews, Orthodox Jews, standing up. 0.94

01:44:19.000 But I bet the Hasidic Jews are watching the Orthodox Jews going, what are you doing? 0.95

01:44:23.000 Why are you bothering?

01:44:24.000 God wants us off the flight.

01:44:26.000 Why are you fighting?

01:44:29.000 All right, which brings us to Black on Asian Crime. 0.94

01:44:31.000 Show the Eric Andre meme. 0.65

01:44:41.000 Asian guy, black guy.

01:44:42.000 Why would white supremacists do this? 0.98

01:44:44.000 Perfect.

01:44:46.000 That sums up what is happening right now.

01:44:52.000 B-Vang, one of the shittiest parts of the movie, Gran Torino, but he was charity. 0.99

01:44:58.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera played him in some commercials we did back in Blaze TV days.

01:45:03.000 Correct.

01:45:03.000 Get off my lawn.

01:45:05.000 Did you hear me?

01:45:06.000 I said, get off my lawn. 1.00

01:45:08.000 We used to hang you like body... 0.99

01:45:10.000 We used to pile you gooks up like sandbags six bodies high in Korea. 0.99

01:45:18.000 So B-Vang, the immune, gets a great gig from Clin Eastwood. 0.87

01:45:22.000 He sucked in the movie, if you recall.

01:45:24.000 Clineswood hired Al Mong. 0.97

01:45:26.000 Some say because he's great and he wants authenticity. 0.99

01:45:29.000 Yes, he's also the cheapest bastard alive, who used a plastic baby in the sniper, which lost him a fucking Oscar because everyone was immediately yanked out of it when they saw this fucking stiff, cheap Toys R Us plastic baby, too. 0.99

01:45:44.000 Not even like a really, like a thousand dollar one you could probably rent for 200 bucks a day. 0.99

01:45:49.000 He bought one at Toys R Us.

01:45:52.000 Apparently they had a baby scheduled that day and it didn't come through. 1.00

01:45:55.000 So he just said, go buy a fucking plastic baby. 1.00

01:45:57.000 Get a baby born. 1.00

01:45:58.000 Look at that.

01:45:59.000 Babyborn.

01:46:00.000 Your baby's dead.

01:46:03.000 Look at that thing. 1.00

01:46:06.000 What a moron. 1.00

01:46:10.000 What does that say? 1.00

01:46:10.000 That's headline? 1.00

01:46:12.000 Could the plastic baby have sealed the Oscar fate?

01:46:15.000 Yes.

01:46:16.000 It did for me.

01:46:17.000 Anyway, so B. Van claims that he's very uncomfortable with Gran Torino.

01:46:23.000 A movie about a man who has a bunch of swear words in his vernacular, realizes, quote unquote, I got more in common with these fucking zipperheads than I do my own family. 1.00

01:46:34.000 In other words, they are my family. 0.98

01:46:36.000 I want to help these people.

01:46:38.000 And what does he do to help them?

01:46:40.000 He dies, spoiler alert, he dies killing the gang that is terrorizing that guy.

01:46:47.000 He frames them all and gets them arrested for murder by pretending he was going for a gun. 0.99

01:46:52.000 Kind of a shitty thing to do in retrospect.

01:46:56.000 And they're all in jail now in the movie, right?

01:46:59.000 And the boy is saved.

01:47:00.000 So he says it was a problematic film that normalized anti-Asian.

01:47:04.000 No, it didn't.

01:47:05.000 What?

01:47:07.000 It's about a racist becoming redeemed. 1.00

01:47:10.000 It's a story of redemption, you fucking immigrate. 1.00

01:47:15.000 And then we have Ethan Klein, who's not an immigrate, but he's married to one, Israeli. 0.99

01:47:21.000 What are you talking about?

01:47:23.000 Ethan Klein is not talented.

01:47:25.000 Have you ever watched his podcast?

01:47:26.000 I used to, yeah.

01:47:27.000 There's no substance.

01:47:29.000 It's kind of just like... 1.00

01:47:30.000 And this shit with the eyes? 0.99

01:47:32.000 Friend joke stuff, like stuff that his friends would find funny. 1.00

01:47:35.000 So then people are convinced it's funny because there are other people laughing at it.

01:47:38.000 Yeah, it's just.

01:47:39.000 Asian hate crimes are up 700% since Trump and his xenophobic racist cohort started calling COVID the Wuhan virus, Kung Flu, et cetera.

01:47:46.000 It may seem innocent, but the effect of...

01:47:48.000 Like China created this virus on purpose. 0.97

01:47:52.000 They were developing toxic plagues.

01:47:56.000 So you're allowed to have some animosity there.

01:47:59.000 Can you imagine if Trump was working on biochemical warfare and something went out of hand?

01:48:05.000 I think it might be called the Trump virus.

01:48:09.000 Anyway, it's interesting the coverage of this, of all these Asian attacks.

01:48:14.000 We have, here's a typical one.

01:48:16.000 And this is pre-Trump, by the way, 2.9.

01:48:20.000 This one's kind of famous now.

01:48:22.000 They're just terrorizing some old Asian man who's collecting cans.

01:48:30.000 It says February 25th, but I saw this probably years ago.

01:48:34.000 And they just chase him with his can collector.

01:48:38.000 They're just bored.

01:48:40.000 And what are they doing?

01:48:41.000 Is this racial?

01:48:42.000 It's racial in the sense that Asian culture is not to retaliate, not to call the cops. 0.76

01:48:46.000 He's probably illegal.

01:48:48.000 So he just cries and gets the abuse as they all play with him the way a cat plays with a mouse.

01:48:54.000 They're playing with their food.

01:48:55.000 No, there's like 20 people, and they're all with it.

01:48:59.000 Not one person is going, leave him alone.

01:49:01.000 No, not even close.

01:49:04.000 All right.

01:49:05.000 So that's what's going on. 0.99

01:49:07.000 But the story is that there was that fucking famous... 1.00

01:49:11.000 So there was a white guy who yelled something at an Asian woman, like, you fucking gook bitch or something. 1.00

01:49:16.000 And then that blew up. 1.00

01:49:18.000 And there was a famous...

01:49:19.000 Olivia Wilde, I think.

01:49:21.000 It's not in my notes.

01:49:23.000 Olivia Wilde said, we need to catch this man.

01:49:25.000 And then everyone went nuts.

01:49:27.000 We got it.

01:49:28.000 We have the perfect kind of bad guy. 0.95

01:49:30.000 We have a white dude doing it. 0.59

01:49:32.000 And they caught him.

01:49:32.000 And they're going to charge him with the hate crime now.

01:49:36.000 No, that's not it.

01:49:37.000 Was it Olivia Wilde?

01:49:40.000 Actress, Asian hate crime?

01:49:43.000 Let's see. 0.93

01:49:49.000 But when it's whites, it makes the news. 0.76

01:49:51.000 And it's very rarely whites.

01:49:53.000 Olivia Munn.

01:49:54.000 Olivia Mund.

01:49:56.000 Munn.

01:49:57.000 Mund.

01:49:57.000 That's Ronnie Mund's wife.

01:49:59.000 Olivia Mund says anti-Asian hate crimes have got to stop after a friend's mother is attacked.

01:50:04.000 So she went bananas on it.

01:50:05.000 And they caught the guy.

01:50:08.000 That's Chrissy Teigen, dude.

01:50:10.000 It's one of those dumb things where the video doesn't help the thing, and I don't know why your Instagram doesn't load.

01:50:15.000 What browser are you on?

01:50:17.000 Brave.

01:50:17.000 I'm taking off my shields.

01:50:22.000 Can you fix this problem?

01:50:23.000 Probably boom, boom, boom, boom.

01:50:28.000 It's really irritating.

01:50:31.000 Because you don't do anything when you're not here.

01:50:37.000 Thanks.

01:50:37.000 That's great, Ryan.

01:50:38.000 Good work.

01:50:39.000 Thanks for showing us. 1.00

01:50:40.000 You know, you're in a different article now, you absolute fucking retard. 1.00

01:50:44.000 Oops. 1.00

01:50:45.000 Holy shit, you suck. 1.00

01:50:46.000 Anyway, Olivia Month. 1.00

01:50:47.000 Here's a 2-8.

01:50:51.000 This is white people doing it.

01:50:52.000 And you know that this is unusual because of you. 0.84

01:50:56.000 It feels...

01:50:56.000 Oh no, this isn't white people.

01:50:58.000 Maybe it is.

01:50:59.000 Yeah, it is.

01:51:05.000 What are you doing now?

01:51:09.000 She's barely five feet and weighs maybe 100 pounds. 1.00

01:51:12.000 But trust me, 56-year-old Ying Nove has plenty of courage.

01:51:16.000 And that's why both sides of her face are badly bruised and swollen.

01:51:20.000 And she can barely eat now.

01:51:21.000 When I eat, they're not open.

01:51:24.000 It hurts.

01:51:24.000 Nove is the owner of Mama Venencia's Pizzeria in Norristown, immigrating from China.

01:51:29.000 She's the American dream. 0.89

01:51:31.000 But last Friday night, this group of men nearly took it all away.

01:51:34.000 You see them on security footage, looking through the store windows, then mask up and run into the store.

01:51:40.000 They steal some beers.

01:51:41.000 I say you don't pay beer yet.

01:51:43.000 Don't pay the beer.

01:51:44.000 Well, you can see Nove goes running after.

01:51:47.000 They don't want to pay.

01:51:47.000 They keep running.

01:51:49.000 So I run too.

01:51:50.000 Before she approaches the suspects, she grabs her neighbor's shovel.

01:51:54.000 She was completely outnumbered.

01:51:55.000 I protect myself. 0.99

01:51:56.000 Those guys got real balls, huh? 0.98

01:51:58.000 Maybe they would step up to her. 0.98

01:51:59.000 What now?

01:52:00.000 One of the grown men violently pushes Nov to the ground, but she gets right up. 0.72

01:52:04.000 Then another one punches her in the face and she drops. 1.00

01:52:07.000 And the suspects even continue to gang beat her while she's down. 0.99

01:52:11.000 Nove says she blacked out.

01:52:12.000 I don't know nothing when they beat me up until I get up.

01:52:15.000 Now she's known to her customers as one of the kindest ones.

01:52:18.000 I know people that come here and never have enough money.

01:52:22.000 And they always kind of charge.

01:52:24.000 So that story makes the news.

01:52:25.000 But she needs to be paid for the beers. 1.00

01:52:28.000 When blacks do it, it doesn't make the news. 1.00

01:52:30.000 This one was a weird one. 0.99

01:52:32.000 Muslims are getting in on the action. 0.99

01:52:33.000 Is that because of Trump?

01:52:34.000 Did this Muslim man, 2-7, did he hear Trump call it kung flu and decide, did he see Gran Torino, Asian man in critical condition after being stabbed in the back with a butcher knife in New York's Chinatown?

01:52:45.000 I didn't like the way he looked at me.

01:52:46.000 Says, what's his name?

01:52:49.000 Keep going down.

01:52:50.000 What's this thing now where they announce who they're talking about in the second paragraph?

01:52:55.000 Who went when, where, why should be in the first paragraph?

01:52:57.000 Go farther down? 1.00

01:53:00.000 Still don't have his fucking name. 1.00

01:53:03.000 Keep going down. 1.00

01:53:04.000 Story continues.

01:53:05.000 Salman Mulahifi.

01:53:08.000 Mulfihai. 0.87

01:53:10.000 Sandwiched between two pieces of media.

01:53:13.000 Let me see the video.

01:53:15.000 No, not that one.

01:53:17.000 That one.

01:53:19.000 John, right away, the Hate Crimes Task Force went to work investigating to see if this was possibly the work of someone who had a bias motivation.

01:53:29.000 However, right now, it does not appear to be racially motivated despite the rash of attacks we have seen here in the Asian community within the last.

01:53:37.000 Did you read his mind?

01:53:38.000 It does not appear to be racially motivated despite the rash of anti-Asian attacks.

01:53:43.000 So let me be clear here.

01:53:45.000 Asians are getting attacked in America.

01:53:47.000 So are Hasidic Jews. 1.00

01:53:49.000 People who are easy targets are getting attacked by lazy, shitty people. 1.00

01:53:54.000 In the case of Asians, they tend to be black. 1.00

01:53:57.000 The mainstream media doesn't like that narrative. 0.60

01:54:00.000 They want to blame it on Trump, so they do.

01:54:02.000 And the craziest part of all this, remember that picture we showed the other episode?

01:54:06.000 There's even Asian activist groups recognizing that it's black people doing it and saying, don't call the police because you're perpetuating anti-black stereotypes and you're normalizing police violence. 0.99

01:54:20.000 Which ironically is exactly why predators are choosing Asians as targets because they don't fucking call the police. 1.00

01:54:29.000 Peak clown world. 0.99

01:54:31.000 And the thing that's crazy about it is, just like with all of these cases, they hurt the people they're purporting to help.

01:54:36.000 They say they're against racism and Asians are the victims.

01:54:40.000 They say they're for feminism and women and then they let trans men dominate their sports.

01:54:45.000 Back in the old-fashioned days, in the Archie Bunker days, well, boys were boys and men were men.

01:54:52.000 Women had sports. 1.00

01:54:53.000 Asians could call the police. 1.00

01:54:55.000 We called a spade a spade.

01:54:57.000 Now we're not allowed to do that.

01:54:58.000 And by the way, I don't suffer.

01:55:00.000 I got money.

01:55:01.000 I got power.

01:55:02.000 I got guns.

01:55:03.000 I'm fine.

01:55:04.000 It's the weak that suffer.

01:55:06.000 And the patriarchy was out there protecting the weak.

01:55:08.000 You said smash the patriarchy.

01:55:10.000 Okay.

01:55:11.000 The weak will be the first to go.

01:55:13.000 And that includes you, liberals. 1.00

01:55:14.000 That includes you, blue-haired lesbian activists. 1.00

01:55:18.000 That includes you, visible minorities. 0.65

01:55:21.000 I tried to help, but you said you could do a better job yourself.

01:55:24.000 All right.

01:55:25.000 You're on your own, kids.

01:55:27.000 Lucky charms for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. 0.85

01:55:30.000 Enjoy your diarrhea.

01:55:32.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag. 0.95

01:55:33.000 Okay. 1.00

01:55:38.000 Brian, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00

01:55:43.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:55:48.000 Let me touch it.

01:55:51.000 Jesus.

01:55:52.000 Now.

01:55:54.000 Nah.

01:55:56.000 What was that?

01:55:56.000 Nah.

01:55:57.000 This is from that article, Hate Crimes Against Asian Americans are on the rise, but many say policing isn't the answer.

01:56:04.000 More policing. 0.96

01:56:05.000 Because more policing hurts black people. 0.98

01:56:07.000 Wait, what has she got to say? 0.98

01:56:08.000 It also takes away from the focus of white supremacy, too.

01:56:12.000 Last Thursday, an 84-year-old Thai American was murdered in San Francisco.

01:56:16.000 He died this week.

01:56:17.000 On Wednesday, a 64-year-old Vietnamese grandmother was assaulted in San Jose. 0.83

01:56:21.000 And on the same day, a Filipino American was slashed across the face on a suffocating manhack. 0.95

01:56:25.000 AC media does not spotlight our stories enough.

01:56:28.000 We matter, and racism is killing us.

01:56:30.000 I'm asking everyone who sees this to share and tag CNN, MSNBC, journalists with massive platforms like Rachel Manow, Anderson Cooper, to cover our stories.

01:56:38.000 Cover this man's story.

01:56:40.000 Our community is being attacked, and we are dying to be heard.

01:56:42.000 Okay.

01:56:43.000 Okay.

01:56:43.000 And then there's a what.

01:56:44.000 What was the white supremacist thing?

01:56:46.000 White. 0.81

01:56:47.000 What?

01:56:47.000 Okay.

01:56:49.000 Makes the case that fostering anti-black sentiment or focusing on interracial conflict in this moment takes away from recognizing that racism is the result of white supremacy.

01:56:56.000 What?

01:56:58.000 If the bigger problem is anti-Asian sentiment, putting someone in jail doesn't solve that problem, she says, calling for an approach that allows perpetrators to be both held accountable and encouraged to change.

01:57:07.000 So they get to just interviewing freaks my whole life on both sides of the scale.

01:57:15.000 Racists don't really hate Asians.

01:57:17.000 In fact, most racial realists, like Jared Taylor and Peter Brimolo, they believe that race is linked to IQ and they accept that Asians score higher than whites.

01:57:27.000 So in that sense, most racists are Asian supremacists.

01:57:33.000 Sorry.

01:57:34.000 Oh, yeah, Jared Taylor knows Japanese, right?

01:57:37.000 Jared Taylor is Japanese.

01:57:39.000 It's his mother tongue.

01:57:41.000 He learned English from watching old-timey movies while he lived in Japan.

01:57:52.000 Nick D. Gavin, you're the rise of alt-right comedy.

01:57:56.000 This cuck is paying homage to you and your works.

01:57:58.000 You can just watch the intro and get the gist of it.

01:58:00.000 Or let the Joprikan skip around. 0.99

01:58:02.000 It's all garbage. 0.98

01:58:03.000 He has many other videos, which are equally as bad. 0.99

01:58:05.000 Is this that kid Simon Comedy has an alt-right problem?

01:58:12.000 Is this the kid who wrote that article or it's someone else?

01:58:17.000 18,000 views.

01:58:19.000 Let's hear it.

01:58:20.000 Have to be an outright white supremacist who wants an ethno-state to be palling around with these people, to be adjacent to them.

01:58:27.000 But you are the cross-pollinization of this pipeline.

01:58:31.000 There's no question about that.

01:58:32.000 Each one of these people, as we go further down the rabbit hole, eventually it connects itself all the way to the mainstream.

01:58:37.000 I mean, Gavin McInnis was on the Joe Rogan podcast, lest we forget. 0.99

01:58:41.000 And on that Joe Rogan podcast, Joe Rogan was normalizing some of the most fucked up shit he says. 1.00

01:58:47.000 Like what? 0.99

01:58:47.000 And it does have consequences, whether it's starting out in these comedy scenes and then ballooning itself into the real world. 0.99

01:58:52.000 Like, this shit is scary as fuck. 1.00

01:58:55.000 Like, what? 1.00

01:58:56.000 Give me an example of the horrible things that when I talked about Muslims having a problem with inbreeding. 1.00

01:59:04.000 I don't know if that's a guy.

01:59:05.000 Seth Simons wrote it.

01:59:06.000 No, Seth Simons.

01:59:08.000 That's not the guy.

01:59:08.000 This guy looks like Brennan Fraser kinda.

01:59:10.000 Yeah.

01:59:12.000 Keep going.

01:59:12.000 Oh.

01:59:17.000 I just found it yesterday. 0.99

01:59:18.000 In the dark recesses of the internet lurks a man who goes by toxic cis white male fat. 0.62

01:59:23.000 He makes his home on onaforums.net, a community named after the shock jock duo Opian Anthony, a safe space to say what cannot be said offline. 0.50

01:59:31.000 He's posted in threads like N-word hate thread number one.

01:59:34.000 All right, so we talked about this article before, but that's all he does is talk about the article. 0.95

01:59:39.000 Why don't you say a horrible, fucked up, scary thing that I've ever said and refute it? 0.94

01:59:44.000 That seems pretty smart to me. 0.99

01:59:46.000 I've seen this guy before.

01:59:48.000 I definitely have.

01:59:51.000 This is from a guy named Scott.

01:59:52.000 Hey, I saw this video from when Ryan was doing a TED Talk on being a gay in a Puerto Rican-American family.

01:59:58.000 Oh, things that are wrong with that for 800, Alex? 0.98

02:00:03.000 If you just continue to press the same button like XXS and YYY and XX and YYY again, you'll be sucked. 0.91

02:00:14.000 That's true. 0.99

02:00:15.000 You'll be sucked. 0.99

02:00:18.000 That's true. 0.98

02:00:19.000 David, sneaker unboxing.

02:00:21.000 Dear Gavin and the insecure Asian touching his hair. 1.00

02:00:23.000 One time in high school, I was at a New Year's Eve party with my neighbor.

02:00:26.000 Invited a bunch of theater kids. 0.96

02:00:28.000 Turns out fags are a lot of fun to party with. 1.00

02:00:30.000 Yes, that is true. 1.00

02:00:31.000 They love drinking, to blackout, doing Coke, fighting, breaking shit, lots of other fun things. 0.99

02:00:35.000 Late in the night, I tried to find an empty bedroom to pass out. 1.00

02:00:37.000 I opened the door and found three men fucking each other. 1.00

02:00:40.000 One very hairy one was fucking a chubby twink in the ass while the twink was blowing a third one who seemed to have done too much coke and couldn't get hard. 1.00

02:00:48.000 I closed the door and went back to drinking and failed in a failed attempt to erase that memory. 1.00

02:00:52.000 And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw your sneaker unboxing. 1.00

02:00:58.000 How about those three dads with that baby?

02:01:01.000 We're all smiling and yeah, there's three dads on the birth certificate. 0.92

02:01:04.000 And then you think, one puts his dink in the other guy's bum, who puts his dink in the other guy's bum. 0.72

02:01:10.000 And the baby's sleeping in the next room. 0.98

02:01:13.000 I mean, I know there's nothing technically wrong with that, but it's still, I wish everyone who was giving high fives would have to watch their sex life.

02:01:22.000 So they're polyamorous? 0.82

02:01:23.000 Are they more men? 1.00

02:01:24.000 I heard Nick DePaul the other day talking about that threesome, and he's like, I mean, we have proof that this was fucked up since day one. 1.00

02:01:32.000 I mean, you fuck a girl and the pussy, you make a baby. 1.00

02:01:37.000 You fuck a dude up the ass, you make a mud pie. 1.00

02:01:40.000 That's pretty good. 1.00

02:01:41.000 Did you hear my joke?

02:01:42.000 What was yours?

02:01:43.000 So they're a polyamorous couple.

02:01:45.000 Are they more man?

02:01:48.000 Because they want more.

02:01:51.000 Man.

02:01:56.000 That's funny that you did that because that's not what Detective Shitty is for.

02:02:00.000 Detective Shitty is known for his bad jokes.

02:02:01.000 He's known for his bad theories.

02:02:04.000 Hi, Ryan, Gavin, massive fan of your work.

02:02:05.000 I thought you might appreciate this video.

02:02:09.000 Okay.

02:02:09.000 Let's rock and roll.

02:02:16.000 What kind of tube is this?

02:02:17.000 Brand new tube? 0.99

02:02:18.000 There's a lot of people that are against all of this crap. 0.99

02:02:21.000 All these lockdowns, the masking, right? 0.99

02:02:23.000 The vaccines, that type of stuff.

02:02:26.000 There's a lot of people that exist in the world that are against it.

02:02:28.000 A lot of people are going along to get along because they don't want to rock and get along.

02:02:31.000 And they need to stop.

02:02:32.000 The only way they're going to stop is if they realize that they're not alone.

02:02:36.000 So it's up to the few people that have the balls to advertise about it, to speak up about it, to stand against it in some way, shape, or form.

02:02:45.000 Guerrilla marketing, I think, is probably one of the most effective.

02:02:51.000 Things like the White Rose, for example.

02:02:53.000 That's what I was thinking.

02:02:54.000 I am loving The White Rose, which is a sort of a return to the original White Rose society from back in Germany in the 1940s. 0.85

02:03:02.000 What's the origin of The White Rose?

02:03:04.000 It was in Germany.

02:03:05.000 It was a return.

02:03:06.000 So in Germany, they had this sort of underground newsletter, basically, if I recall correctly.

02:03:12.000 A group of people that were publishing counter information, counter-propaganda.

02:03:17.000 They were undermining the Nazi propaganda with their own propaganda and putting their lives on the line.

02:03:22.000 And I believe they were cleaners of the war.

02:03:24.000 That's kind of cool. 1.00

02:03:25.000 I want to put stickers around and say, wake up, you guys are a bunch of assholes and idiots. 1.00

02:03:30.000 I mean, if you see the graffiti in New York City, it's all just garbage shit like, yo, Trey was here. 1.00

02:03:36.000 Clearly, Trey was here. 0.99

02:03:37.000 From John.

02:03:38.000 Hey, Ryan, your friend was arrested this morning.

02:03:41.000 Uh-oh.

02:03:42.000 I saw, wait, Gypsy Crusader. 1.00

02:03:45.000 Hey, we're not friends, but he's funny.

02:03:48.000 Who's the Gypsy Crusader? 0.99

02:03:50.000 He was Paul Miller.

02:03:52.000 Oh, that's the guy who got arrested.

02:03:53.000 And he turned into the Joker.

02:03:55.000 And he goes on.

02:03:56.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:03:57.000 That's the guy who got beat up by Antifa the night of my talk.

02:04:00.000 And they kind of turn him into a little bit of a Nazi.

02:04:02.000 He kind of lost it after that.

02:04:04.000 What's the arrest for?

02:04:05.000 The FBI says it has made an arrest.

02:04:07.000 32-year-old Paul Miller of Fort Lauderdale was taken into custody without incident.

02:04:12.000 They say he had a firearm as a convicted felon.

02:04:14.000 Miller is expected to have an initial appearance in Fort Lauderdale federal court.

02:04:19.000 More on this story later.

02:04:20.000 On CBS4 News at 5.

02:04:22.000 You know what happens?

02:04:23.000 He brandishes his weapon on Omegle, so somebody probably swatted him.

02:04:28.000 What's Omegle?

02:04:30.000 It's like a webcam, like a randomizer.

02:04:33.000 So people with webcams, they just link up with different people.

02:04:37.000 Oh, I remember that was a big thing a few years ago.

02:04:39.000 Yep.

02:04:40.000 That's back.

02:04:41.000 And so he was just sharing his views on there.

02:04:44.000 Okay, Gavin, regarding the ultra-conservative religious man who wrote you about sex and the frequency of marriage, particularly outside the obligation of procreation, here are some passages for him regarding the marriage bed.

02:04:55.000 And then it is openbible.info topics, the marriage bed. 0.98

02:04:59.000 Bunch of shit there you can look up. 0.99

02:05:02.000 If his wife wants to keep her husband from sin, she has an obligation in their marriage to reach middle ground with him regarding lust of the flesh. 1.00

02:05:07.000 If he commits adultery, her negligence in the marriage bed may contribute to such.

02:05:11.000 She may be partaking in his sin if she strongly refuses intimacy.

02:05:16.000 I know there are sex additions and health issues for some too, but in reasonable circumstances, she should be able to amply provide.

02:05:22.000 As a Christian woman, I wouldn't think she would want to drive her husband to such.

02:05:25.000 In a marital union, they become one flesh unified.

02:05:27.000 Her body is no longer her own, as is the same for him. 0.94

02:05:31.000 I will say I understand a lot of wise.

02:05:33.000 Like, I've been looking after my kids without my wife here for a few days, and you cook, you clean, I do a show, I go to the gym, but by the time 10 p.m. shows up and everyone is finally in bed, and all the lights are off, 0.96

02:05:49.000 and the doors are locked, and all that shit, I can see not dying to blow me. 0.98

02:05:59.000 Okay. 1.00

02:06:01.000 This is subject, I need a gav take.

02:06:04.000 Hi, so this woman's account popped up in my Instagram feed, and it's one that screams for a gav take. 1.00

02:06:09.000 I watched one of her reels, and it was all, hey, it's okay to be over 30 and not have kids.

02:06:13.000 If she's so sanguine with her choices, why is she making a video?

02:06:16.000 Like that, what's that comedian?

02:06:17.000 Jennifer Keller, the one who keeps talking about how I love being single.

02:06:23.000 I'm glad I'm not married.

02:06:25.000 Kirkman?

02:06:26.000 Jen Kirkman.

02:06:27.000 That sounds better.

02:06:27.000 Brian, you never help me when I can't remember something.

02:06:30.000 I haven't remembered female comedians in a long time. 1.00

02:06:32.000 Sarah Silverman.

02:06:33.000 We were just talking about Jen Kirkman like last week.

02:06:35.000 Yep.

02:06:35.000 Yeah, I didn't remember her name.

02:06:36.000 I just was like, yeah, that was her.

02:06:39.000 I'm going to say she's a gorgeous woman, but it really is taking hurricane-size eye rolls, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

02:06:46.000 Wait a minute.

02:06:47.000 He doesn't include the link.

02:06:49.000 Who is this by again?

02:06:51.000 Her account is DRCulver on Instagram.

02:06:54.000 Why not just include the link there, Wiener Roast?

02:07:00.000 Again, with this Smash the Patriarchy, like under our rules, women are satisfied someone loves them forever and cares for them. 0.99

02:07:10.000 Oh, it's Dr. Culver?

02:07:12.000 Yeah, Dr. Culver.

02:07:13.000 I see puppies' emojis.

02:07:17.000 She's pretty. 0.99

02:07:18.000 You can see her drifting into that older kind of beauty, though, can't you?

02:07:22.000 Like, there's the late 20s, early 30s beauty, and then there's a late 30s, early 40s beauty.

02:07:28.000 I prefer the latter, except when they're single, it just seems sad.

02:07:34.000 Speaking of older beauty, this is a great game of old or beauty.

02:07:38.000 It's leaning towards old.

02:07:42.000 Good joke.

02:07:44.000 So lonely.

02:07:45.000 Look at her with her dogs. 1.00

02:07:47.000 The dogs are so sad. 1.00

02:07:50.000 Amy Siskin's always talking about her fucking dogs. 1.00

02:07:57.000 All right, that was a waste of time. 1.00

02:07:59.000 Yes, it's another spinster.

02:08:00.000 Oh, wait, here's a guy.

02:08:03.000 Big Sky Montana heading into Monday.

02:08:05.000 Like she's got a guy.

02:08:08.000 Temporarily.

02:08:09.000 That was when?

02:08:11.000 July 2020.

02:08:13.000 Yeah, that's over.

02:08:17.000 Circle back after.

02:08:18.000 My dude, correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems you're putting your love for contrarian positions before actually thinking through something? 0.95

02:08:24.000 Your logical explanation of apartheid not being bad was retarded. 1.00

02:08:28.000 Yes, the Boers were xenophobic towards everyone, so because they were consistent across racial benefits, that somehow makes it okay. 1.00

02:08:33.000 Oh, but they improved civilization around them.

02:08:36.000 Yeah, but their racial policy led to what's happening now, the innocent farmers.

02:08:39.000 No, I don't think that's true. 0.71

02:08:42.000 I think that you'd have this attack on the white farmers anywhere in Africa if you had a similar situation with a brutal black dictatorship. 1.00

02:08:52.000 Go be a white farmer in fucking Ghana and see how well you do. 1.00

02:08:57.000 This is not a well-thought-out plan for revenge. 1.00

02:09:02.000 The reaction of murderous blacks in South Africa has much to do with apartheid. 1.00

02:09:06.000 Okay, you're a fucking asshole who hasn't even spoken to anyone down there. 1.00

02:09:10.000 Can't believe a plumber has to point this out to you. 1.00

02:09:13.000 I think Ryan's rubbing off on you. 1.00

02:09:14.000 You're a fucking idiot. 1.00

02:09:15.000 You need to start talking to South Africans. 1.00

02:09:19.000 Watch their shows.

02:09:20.000 Learn about what's going on over there. 1.00

02:09:22.000 To just assume it's as simple as apartheid was racist and this is revenge for apartheid is fucking juvenile, plumber man. 0.99

02:09:30.000 Look into it. 0.99

02:09:31.000 We've had South Africans on this show to discuss this.

02:09:34.000 It's advanced tribalism is what's going on there.

02:09:38.000 It has nothing to do with apartheid.

02:09:40.000 And the Boers had an isolationist culture, which is common all over the world.

02:09:46.000 Try drinking booze in a Muslim country. 1.00

02:09:49.000 You're not welcome there. 0.99

02:09:51.000 Try having a pet dog in Dubai.

02:09:55.000 Actually, I don't know if you can do that, but you probably can.

02:09:58.000 Anyway, very naive take, sir.

02:10:00.000 There's nuance.

02:10:00.000 And of course, through my American eyes, the idea of racially segregating seems horrific.

02:10:06.000 But it's alarmingly common here in America.

02:10:09.000 White families, rich white people, make sure that their schools are completely black-free. 1.00

02:10:14.000 So it's something that's ubiquitous.

02:10:16.000 And you have to get over that part before you're getting into the nuance of how it's exercised.

02:10:22.000 Both exercised and exorcised.

02:10:25.000 Anyway, Gavin Ryga, I thought this would be a useful drop after a Gavin rant.

02:10:30.000 You need psychological help, Gavin.

02:10:33.000 That's not bad.

02:10:36.000 Where are you?

02:10:37.000 You can't find it?

02:10:39.000 It's called Video Drop.

02:10:40.000 Gavin needs help.

02:10:42.000 You need psychological help, Gavin.

02:10:45.000 Very good.

02:10:46.000 You need psych. 0.52

02:10:47.000 Citizen Dildo. 0.98

02:10:49.000 Hey, Gavin Ryga, did you see this video from Chris Delilah apologizing for being a man in his 30s that's rich and famous and at the top of his career? 0.99

02:10:56.000 He's so sad and sorry that sex came easy to him and that he had a lot of it. 0.71

02:11:00.000 It's so maddening as I am simultaneously a fan of men, sex, and Chris Delia. 0.95

02:11:04.000 Delia? 0.58

02:11:05.000 How do you say that name?

02:11:07.000 It's been a really long time.

02:11:08.000 I don't think there's a wrong way to say that.

02:11:09.000 I don't like him. 0.90

02:11:10.000 He's the guy who was making fun of white people at the gym, and all he said was how this guy was so white. 0.94

02:11:15.000 He had like blonde hair, and he made me barf. 0.96

02:11:18.000 Hey, look, it's a vampire. 0.73

02:11:21.000 Yeah, he's so unfunny, that dude. 1.00

02:11:23.000 I just wanted to slap his fat, white, pasty skin. 1.00

02:11:27.000 And everyone's clapping. 0.99

02:11:29.000 Why did you want to do that?

02:11:32.000 Weirdo.

02:11:35.000 Someone pointed out the Golden Globes are run by the foreign press.

02:11:38.000 That's why that person had an accent.

02:11:39.000 I don't care.

02:11:41.000 It's time for a yo. 0.99

02:11:42.000 Howdy partner in gay man. 0.99

02:11:43.000 Saw this video on YouTube and thought you might find it interesting.

02:11:45.000 It's footage of New York from the 1900s.

02:11:48.000 It's completely restored.

02:11:50.000 Is this the guys on the skyscraper?

02:11:59.000 Oh, cool.

02:12:01.000 Yeah, I've seen a lot of this stuff.

02:12:02.000 It's pretty cool.

02:12:05.000 I like how they're all wearing suits.

02:12:07.000 Everyone reeks.

02:12:08.000 Oh, I bet. 0.99

02:12:09.000 Stinky, sooty.

02:12:11.000 Well, we didn't really start reeking like that cotton we had on that would absorb. 0.99

02:12:15.000 But in the 70s with polyester, everyone fucking stanked to high hell. 0.94

02:12:21.000 And also, doesn't your body regulate, you know, when you stop using soap and stuff like that? 0.98

02:12:26.000 Yeah, I think so.

02:12:27.000 Polyester is a plastic bag, so you were just cooking in there, digesting yourself.

02:12:32.000 Polyester.

02:12:34.000 Yeah, I've seen this video.

02:12:35.000 It's ancient.

02:12:37.000 Literally.

02:12:37.000 Well, not literally.

02:12:41.000 All right, let's wrap it up here.

02:12:45.000 The director of Force Majeur made another movie I think you'd love called The Square.

02:12:49.000 I'm sure the director doesn't see it as conservative, but it's amazing.

02:12:53.000 That's the funny thing about this Swedish director.

02:12:55.000 He keeps making these moves about how masculinity must die, and we watch it as this sad obituary of masculinity.

02:13:02.000 So the left and right love it, and they're looking at the same thing, which was what I keep talking about.

02:13:07.000 We look at the same thing, and the glass is half full to one, and the glass is half empty to the other.

02:13:16.000 If you place an object in a museum, for instance, if we took your bag and placed it here, would that make it art?

02:13:30.000 Okay.

02:13:34.000 Anyway, go check that out.

02:13:36.000 Fun tip.

02:13:36.000 Thank you, sir.

02:13:37.000 Let's get to the final video.

02:13:39.000 It's been a we've been doing a lot of long shizzos. 0.60

02:13:56.000 Great news.

02:13:57.000 My pet has a new video out.

02:14:00.000 What's his name?

02:14:00.000 Kyle Dunigan?

02:14:02.000 Yeah.

02:14:02.000 Kyle Dunnegan.

02:14:03.000 Hey, Kyle, can you produce more shit, please? 0.99

02:14:06.000 I'm out here doing over two hours a day, all content about the news, all in order, with hot new takes, taking abuse all day from people, getting called a Nazi, making people laugh. 0.99

02:14:20.000 And being good at it, if you can.

02:14:22.000 Being good at it.

02:14:23.000 And you put out like a minute a month.

02:14:26.000 He does.

02:14:27.000 It's an LA thing.

02:14:28.000 People in LA, like when I was developing pilots for TV, nobody knew about it.

02:14:33.000 I would write them at night after work, and I had my ad agency, and I was making sketches and stuff.

02:14:37.000 I was doing all this other shit, but I was also developing TV pilots that never went anywhere.

02:14:43.000 You talk to people in LA, that TV pilot would be like six months of their life. 0.79

02:14:49.000 You still working on the pilot?

02:14:50.000 Yeah, we're almost done.

02:14:50.000 We're just doing a few new passes.

02:14:52.000 And you didn't sound like a bag of shit. 1.00

02:14:54.000 You sounded like someone who was kicking ass and taking names. 1.00

02:14:56.000 So this guy's got to move to New York because this output is not acceptable. 0.98

02:15:00.000 The supply's not meeting the demand.

02:15:03.000 They're not climbers, they're clizzers, man.

02:15:07.000 Hey, who are you?

02:15:09.000 I'm you, man.

02:15:11.000 Come on.

02:15:11.000 It's me, Joey B. How'd you get in here?

02:15:15.000 This is a security beach.

02:15:16.000 Look, look, I got a surprise for you.

02:15:19.000 Your name isn't Jerocco Biden.

02:15:21.000 It's Barack O'Dryden.

02:15:23.000 Who sent you?

02:15:24.000 Vice Pete Nicola Hairless?

02:15:25.000 No, man. 1.00

02:15:26.000 Look, you gotta get your ass to Neptune. 0.99

02:15:29.000 Not Neptune, but Mars. 0.99

02:15:31.000 Not Marshalls.

02:15:33.000 She said, let's go behind the bleachers.

02:15:35.000 No one's looking.

02:15:36.000 Five and a quarter for a sniff and tug.

02:15:38.000 It was a dude, man.

02:15:41.000 What?

02:15:43.000 What?

02:15:44.000 Huh?

02:15:45.000 Huh?

02:15:46.000 You're being nervous.

02:15:47.000 Look, look.

02:15:48.000 All I know is, if you don't vote for me, you ain't a China guy. 0.99

02:15:54.000 Wait, hold on a second.

02:15:55.000 Hey, where'd you go?

02:15:58.000 You're pills, man.

02:16:00.000 They're not clippered.

02:16:01.000 They're clizzards.

02:16:02.000 Not clipperlining, clissers. 0.95

02:16:04.000 Fantastic.

02:16:06.000 Well, what a show. 0.91

02:16:08.000 We're live tomorrow night at 9 p.m.

02:16:12.000 What did we learn today?

02:16:13.000 We learned that getting rid of America, getting rid of tradition, getting rid of the family doesn't work.

02:16:19.000 You're making it worse for you.

02:16:20.000 We're fine.

02:16:21.000 This is like Philip Morris.

02:16:23.000 They would add all these rules to cigarettes because they knew their competitors couldn't handle it.

02:16:27.000 Philip Morris would survive.

02:16:29.000 I'm Philip Morris.

02:16:30.000 White males will survive. 1.00

02:16:31.000 But what you're doing when you attack us is all the shrapnel is going off and killing visible minorities. 1.00

02:16:38.000 Asians are getting attacked. 1.00

02:16:39.000 Hasidic Jews are being seen as human garbage. 1.00

02:16:42.000 Asians are getting attacked. 1.00

02:16:43.000 Women can't play sports anymore. 1.00

02:16:45.000 You're destroying women's sports. 1.00

02:16:46.000 The word women isn't used on Women's Day. 1.00

02:16:49.000 Trans have eradicated lesbians. 1.00

02:16:51.000 You got lesbians cutting their tits off. 1.00

02:16:53.000 You were safer under the Archie Bunker regime. 1.00

02:16:56.000 So let's get back to that.

02:16:58.000 And if that's too controversial for you, well, then you're not being controversial enough.

02:17:03.000 Get fired.

02:17:04.000 Get in trouble.

02:17:05.000 Be brave.

02:17:06.000 And never stop fighting.

02:17:15.000 Hey, I trust these all remembered.

02:17:20.000 And you'll never steal, you'll never kill that culture.

02:17:29.000 And Christians and customers last man. 0.90

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 02, 2021

S03E80 - SMASH THE PATRIARCHY

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