Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E81 - WOMAN LOGIC

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 I seek to understand me.

00:00:23.000 All my needs and people should know.

00:00:27.000 I am a journalist.

00:00:29.000 I write to you to show you I'm incurable, and nothing else behaves like me.

00:00:48.000 Monitor's at a funny angle there.

00:00:50.000 Rye guy. 0.83

00:00:51.000 That was Guided by Voices.

00:00:54.000 Run by, what's his name?

00:00:55.000 Robert Pollard.

00:00:57.000 Very prolific songwriter.

00:00:58.000 He's got something like 250 songs under his belt.

00:01:02.000 I think he just sort of gave up.

00:01:03.000 He sort of went, all right, these royalties will do me pretty good for the rest of my life.

00:01:07.000 I'm done.

00:01:09.000 The band is Guided by Voices.

00:01:12.000 Midwest band, Dayton, Ohio.

00:01:14.000 Huge cult following.

00:01:16.000 I once went to a show, a day of shows, at the fuck, what was the name of the club in New York?

00:01:24.000 Mercury Lounge?

00:01:25.000 No.

00:01:25.000 It was near Mercury Lounge, though.

00:01:27.000 The guy who ran it wore a Cooley hat.

00:01:29.000 It was on St. Mark's.

00:01:31.000 Anyway, my wife worked there. 0.75

00:01:32.000 I forgot the name of it.

00:01:33.000 But it was a day of bands covering various guided by voices songs.

00:01:38.000 They're one of those bands like Tomahawk that nobody's heard of, but they sell out 5,000-person venues on a regular basis.

00:01:47.000 I like those kind of bands.

00:01:49.000 Or Mr. Bungle.

00:01:51.000 Which they suck Mr. Bungle, obviously. 1.00

00:01:54.000 That's the same guy.

00:01:55.000 It's the singer of Faith No More.

00:01:56.000 He was in Mr. Bungle, and then he has a band called Tomahawk.

00:01:59.000 Or fuck John Zorn.

00:02:04.000 Holy shit, I haven't thought of that dude in a long ass time.

00:02:08.000 John Zorn.

00:02:09.000 John Zorn.

00:02:11.000 I think he sings in Tomahawk.

00:02:13.000 Or maybe he's in.

00:02:15.000 Maybe him and the guy from Faith No More together and do Tomahawk right now.

00:02:19.000 Anyway, I like those kind of bands that are off the radar.

00:02:25.000 But people love them.

00:02:26.000 They don't need that shit.

00:02:27.000 That's how I grew up with hardcore.

00:02:30.000 Our bands.

00:02:31.000 The little tiny bands in my little tiny town in Ottawa, Canada were our rock stars.

00:02:36.000 The Trapped.

00:02:37.000 Same spelling as the new Proud Boy guy.

00:02:40.000 Dead Trout.

00:02:42.000 Grave Concern.

00:02:44.000 Neanderthal Sponge.

00:02:46.000 Anal Chinook.

00:02:48.000 Um...

00:02:49.000 Honest Injun.

00:02:51.000 Uh.

00:02:52.000 Porcelain Forehead.

00:02:55.000 Skullgiver.

00:02:57.000 Sounds like you're making these up.

00:02:59.000 No, those are eight awesome bands, and I don't think you could ever find any of them anywhere on the internet.

00:03:04.000 Maybe Grave Concern.

00:03:06.000 Holy fuck, were they good?

00:03:08.000 See if Grave Concern comes up.

00:03:13.000 Yep.

00:03:13.000 That tape that you just clicked on is a masterpiece.

00:03:17.000 Wait, is it...

00:03:18.000 They have the music?

00:03:19.000 Yeah.

00:03:21.000 Oh my god, cool.

00:03:26.000 Tink that Jura jumped through the TV screen. 0.99

00:03:40.000 How cool.

00:03:42.000 This is I don't care.

00:03:46.000 Wasted mine.

00:03:51.000 Speaking of music and grave, that's my tattoo on my legs.

00:03:56.000 Approach with caution.

00:03:57.000 What?

00:03:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:01.000 Turn it up.

00:04:12.000 Look at the drumming.

00:04:13.000 That's a Polish guy right there.

00:04:19.000 Oh, we got the actual tape.

00:04:22.000 Wait, you just ruined the fucking whole awesome part.

00:04:32.000 Oh, man.

00:04:32.000 I'm so glad that's on the internet.

00:04:36.000 I had that tape.

00:04:37.000 I have that tape.

00:04:39.000 I used to say that about that drummer.

00:04:40.000 What's his name?

00:04:41.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:04:42.000 Yuri.

00:04:43.000 Zoom in on that a bit.

00:04:45.000 Yari?

00:04:45.000 That's good.

00:04:46.000 Yarik?

00:04:47.000 Let me see.

00:04:47.000 Yeah, Yarik Hammer.

00:04:48.000 Yarik.

00:04:49.000 I used to say, I wouldn't touch Yarik with a 10-foot pole. 1.00

00:04:51.000 Oh, wait, he is a 10-foot pole.

00:04:54.000 And he was Polish.

00:04:56.000 And he told me for his Canadian citizenship test, one of the things he had to learn, this Canada is so arbitrary.

00:05:02.000 It's a brand new country, so they just make shit up as they go.

00:05:04.000 He had to learn the song, Wasn't That a Party?

00:05:08.000 Wasn't That a Party?

00:05:10.000 Might have been the gin.

00:05:11.000 Could have been the 246 pack.

00:05:13.000 I don't know, but look at the mess I'm in.

00:05:15.000 My head is like a football.

00:05:17.000 I think I'm gonna die.

00:05:19.000 Singing, me oh, me oh, my, wasn't that a party?

00:05:23.000 What the hell?

00:05:24.000 Irish rollers.

00:05:26.000 A clubhouse?

00:05:26.000 Like a tree?

00:05:27.000 It's a song about a hangover.

00:05:28.000 He had to learn this for his citizenship.

00:05:32.000 They might have made that up that day.

00:05:40.000 And you have to spin around.

00:05:42.000 And you have to eat a maple leaf and whip a bunch of maple syrup at a car.

00:05:50.000 With the maple leaf in your mouth, like somebody else pitches in?

00:05:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:54.000 Like that.

00:05:56.000 Look at that guy.

00:05:58.000 We were talking at the bar the other day about how fun it was to be a kid.

00:06:03.000 And I was telling him about my buddy Steve, who we were stealing wood from a construction site to build a tree fort.

00:06:11.000 So you need plywood and two by fours.

00:06:13.000 That's all you need, really.

00:06:14.000 Fuck a roof.

00:06:15.000 Oh, the roof can be plywood.

00:06:18.000 And we go, holy shit, there's security here on the weekends now.

00:06:21.000 And he goes, you motherfucker.

00:06:22.000 And he's chasing us, this big fat security guard.

00:06:25.000 And so I obviously just run.

00:06:27.000 And this is how we got to the subject.

00:06:29.000 I don't think kids can run anymore.

00:06:31.000 My son will go, I can, I'm so much better than he.

00:06:33.000 My son's ego is African-American. 0.88

00:06:36.000 He's definitely got the self-worth.

00:06:38.000 That's going great.

00:06:39.000 Unfortunately, backing it up, not going quite so well.

00:06:42.000 So he's always like, I'm way faster than you.

00:06:44.000 I could beat you in a race with one, with my legs tied together.

00:06:47.000 I go, all right, let's race. 0.90

00:06:50.000 And then I slowly watch, I look behind me as I see my son just go, boo, until he's a little dot on the horizon.

00:06:59.000 And I've torn, they don't even, like, I see them when they play baseball and they're running the bases.

00:07:03.000 They run erect.

00:07:04.000 And no, I'm not talking about a penis.

00:07:06.000 I'm talking about this.

00:07:07.000 Like, meh, meh, meh, man.

00:07:08.000 They look like a little choo-choo train. 1.00

00:07:09.000 They don't lean forward.

00:07:10.000 They don't lean forward.

00:07:11.000 Like, when we were kids, all we did was race all the time.

00:07:14.000 I'll race you to the end of the block.

00:07:15.000 Remember when you were a little kid, too?

00:07:16.000 You cut through the air like this?

00:07:19.000 You slice through the air to prevent?

00:07:21.000 I learned that from Terminator 2.

00:07:23.000 You saw that guy running.

00:07:23.000 Yeah.

00:07:24.000 And you were like, I have to run like that.

00:07:26.000 You lean forward and you just like fucking really pour it on your feet so your feet are going. 0.89

00:07:31.000 Kids today are like, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

00:07:33.000 It's almost like they're hopping.

00:07:35.000 They're terrible.

00:07:36.000 I would do strides.

00:07:38.000 Really long.

00:07:39.000 Oh, that's an interesting technique.

00:07:40.000 You and I should have a race.

00:07:41.000 Yeah, that sounds fun.

00:07:44.000 After my rib heels.

00:07:45.000 But yeah, so I'm just gone.

00:07:49.000 Same way when I've raced my son.

00:07:51.000 And then I look back and Steve isn't running.

00:07:53.000 He's going like this.

00:07:55.000 Don't make me do it.

00:07:56.000 I know martial arts.

00:07:57.000 I could kill you.

00:07:58.000 And then that's making the guy even madder.

00:08:00.000 Steam's coming out of his ear.

00:08:02.000 He's like, you son of a bit.

00:08:04.000 And he's wiping, swiping at Steve, trying to grab him.

00:08:06.000 And Steve is ducking and he's doing these circle roundhouse kicks.

00:08:10.000 He doesn't know martial arts.

00:08:11.000 He's just fucking with the guy.

00:08:12.000 And he goes, don't let these hands kill again.

00:08:14.000 I don't want to kill you, dude.

00:08:16.000 And I was so impressed at Steve's balls that he started employing comedy, physical comedy, during an escape from a security guard.

00:08:28.000 That's also a distraction, too.

00:08:30.000 It's like now you're doing mind games for the guy.

00:08:33.000 He's like, does he really own fucking karate?

00:08:36.000 That guy, he lives in the middle of nowhere now in northern Quebec.

00:08:42.000 He bought a bunch of land.

00:08:44.000 His dad died.

00:08:45.000 He got some money.

00:08:46.000 And he has these huskies and he doesn't feed them.

00:08:50.000 You know why?

00:08:51.000 So they're hungry when an intruder comes around and they'll eat them.

00:08:57.000 No.

00:08:58.000 They're wild.

00:08:59.000 They eat deer.

00:09:01.000 They hunt their own fucking food all winter.

00:09:07.000 He goes, you should come up.

00:09:08.000 I go, I don't want my kids around your wolves.

00:09:13.000 They will eat them.

00:09:15.000 Oh, I'll put them away.

00:09:16.000 No, you can't.

00:09:16.000 They don't have, it's the country.

00:09:19.000 It's their turf.

00:09:19.000 There's nowhere to put them.

00:09:22.000 Durand Land, I think is the name of his thing.

00:09:24.000 But one time we were walking down, I told this story before.

00:09:27.000 We're walking down a highway in the, sort of near the burbs.

00:09:31.000 And I go, imagine just throwing a cinder block at one of these cars whipping by because we're on a highway.

00:09:36.000 They're just going, fum, fum.

00:09:37.000 Guess what I hear next?

00:09:41.000 As he throws a cinder block at a windshield.

00:09:45.000 What in the flying fuck did you just do?

00:09:48.000 Turns out it's an entire car full of jocks.

00:09:51.000 You know that car accident we had over in, was it Texas, California?

00:09:55.000 California, where an SUV filled with something like 27 illegals, a clown car of illegals went through the border because there was a hole in the fence and Trump didn't give us a wall like he promised.

00:10:07.000 And so it cut across a freeway, jackknifed by an 18-wheeler.

00:10:12.000 Everyone dead.

00:10:13.000 Crunch turned to jam.

00:10:15.000 Anyway, it was like that.

00:10:16.000 It was a clown car full of jocks instead of illegals. 0.99

00:10:19.000 So we tear up the hill into the forest.

00:10:21.000 They come tearing after us.

00:10:23.000 We choose, on our own accord, this was not a plan.

00:10:26.000 We just run up two trees and we're just like skyscraper height.

00:10:35.000 We were up so high that we were above the trees.

00:10:40.000 So I'm just sort of looking and I think I see him 50 feet away.

00:10:45.000 We're above most leaves, above the canopy, as they say.

00:10:48.000 And we can hear, where are they?

00:10:50.000 Over here.

00:10:51.000 I'm just shitting my pants.

00:10:52.000 And I'm thinking, at least if they come up the tree, I can deal with one of them at a time.

00:10:56.000 Try to kick them in the head. 0.98

00:10:57.000 Yeah, they have no advantage there.

00:10:58.000 Yeah.

00:11:00.000 And then we hear like, fuck!

00:11:03.000 And then eventually they leave, but we don't know if they've left.

00:11:08.000 So I go down a little bit, and now I'm halfway.

00:11:12.000 Now the trunk is like thick again.

00:11:15.000 And I can't say, hey, Steven, are you around?

00:11:19.000 Yes, I am, Gavin.

00:11:20.000 I'm over in this tree.

00:11:22.000 Just in case they're hiding.

00:11:23.000 But I want to convey that I'm looking for him.

00:11:25.000 So I go, tape.

00:11:28.000 And he's like, the jocks don't make a sound.

00:11:33.000 And then we slowly scale down the tree.

00:11:35.000 I'm hanging from the top branch.

00:11:37.000 The bottom branch, I should say.

00:11:39.000 Let go.

00:11:42.000 No one there.

00:11:50.000 I'm like Marco Polo and then we're like, oh, oh, oh, shit.

00:11:56.000 And I go, I can't believe you fucking did that.

00:11:59.000 And he goes, don't tell anyone I did that ever.

00:12:02.000 I can't believe it either.

00:12:04.000 And then my third favorite Steve story, God, we used to do the craziest shit.

00:12:09.000 This isn't with a story, but I just remembered I'd have an erection because we would drive back and forth from school from our college and I would beat off just to make him puke.

00:12:20.000 So he'd be driving going, dude, what are you doing?

00:12:23.000 Stop! 1.00

00:12:24.000 Stop! 1.00

00:12:24.000 And I'd go, oh, yeah. 1.00

00:12:26.000 And he'd be going, driving.

00:12:30.000 That's safe.

00:12:31.000 It was jackass.

00:12:32.000 That's the thing the younger generation doesn't get.

00:12:34.000 Like they go, oh, you put a butt plug up your ass to own the libs? 1.00

00:12:37.000 And I'm like, yeah, that was hilarious.

00:12:39.000 Let me guess you never showed somebody your balls and been like, gotcha. 0.64

00:12:42.000 Yeah, like that's, that's my background.

00:12:44.000 We would, on the school bus, you'd put your bare ass up against the glass called pressing a ham.

00:12:50.000 And I taught it to my youngest boy.

00:12:51.000 Every time we go to a hotel, he presses a ham.

00:12:53.000 He pressed a ham when we were in Manhattan there last week for so long he almost got frostbite.

00:12:59.000 Frostbite.

00:13:00.000 Frostbite.

00:13:00.000 you know, somebody sent their balls into Gary's mailbag and he was repulsed.

00:13:03.000 I was like, oh, don't be gay.

00:13:05.000 Just some guy's balls.

00:13:07.000 And he was like, hey, Gary, what do you think of these?

00:13:09.000 Well, like, Ben Margera put eight old beads up his ass that he attached to a kite.

00:13:13.000 Yeah.

00:13:13.000 That's funny in my world where I come from.

00:13:16.000 But I get how you think that's gay. 0.98

00:13:19.000 Anyway, no, that wasn't the story.

00:13:21.000 The story was we had those fireworks that would go, you know those?

00:13:27.000 Yep.

00:13:27.000 It's a long stretch.

00:13:29.000 It's pretty rare to have fireworks in Canada.

00:13:32.000 Everything's illegal there.

00:13:33.000 So we had them and what we were doing, we were in his car.

00:13:36.000 He had a big, huge brown Chevy Nova.

00:13:38.000 And we would just go up to people and then throw it at them and then tear off.

00:13:42.000 And we'd see them going, what the fuck?

00:13:43.000 They don't know what it is.

00:13:44.000 It's pretty foreign to them.

00:13:45.000 So they think they're being shot at.

00:13:48.000 And we did it like a bunch of times, four or five times.

00:13:51.000 And then we're getting near the Queensway, as we call it.

00:13:53.000 That's our 95.

00:13:55.000 And I see a guy, I throw them at him.

00:13:58.000 And he's got a little pup like my stupid dog.

00:14:01.000 And the pup gets so scared, it jumps up and starts attacking and biting him.

00:14:06.000 His own dog is biting him.

00:14:08.000 And we go, holy shit.

00:14:09.000 So we go, and then he gets, he merges onto the highway.

00:14:13.000 Someone sees us doing this and merges with us and is chasing us.

00:14:19.000 So Steve is just absolutely flooring it.

00:14:24.000 And we're passing him between cars.

00:14:28.000 Whipping down the Queensway.

00:14:30.000 And we pass a cop.

00:14:31.000 And I go, Steve, dude, you just passed a cop.

00:14:33.000 And he goes, fuck the police.

00:14:34.000 I got a concerned citizen on my tail.

00:14:39.000 That is Letterman Ready.

00:14:41.000 One of my favorite fucking stories.

00:14:43.000 Fuck the police.

00:14:44.000 I have a concerned citizen on my tail.

00:14:50.000 Here's a book, La Boute et Don La Rue, The Beauties on the Street.

00:14:55.000 And it's just about street art.

00:14:58.000 Political street art throughout history.

00:15:02.000 Mostly French, I guess?

00:15:03.000 Yeah, it seems to be all.

00:15:05.000 It's all French.

00:15:06.000 French street art.

00:15:07.000 Revolutionary French street art.

00:15:09.000 It's a fun coffee table book.

00:15:13.000 Look at that.

00:15:14.000 I guess because the French have a cartooning background, so when they do these slogans, they're beautiful.

00:15:22.000 This was in our guest room.

00:15:24.000 I thought when people come over and they're bored and they can't sleep, they can just look at this.

00:15:28.000 And it's got a really interesting introduction by Johan Kugelberg, who's a dick.

00:15:36.000 I do not like this guy at all.

00:15:39.000 He married some woman who owns Maybelline or something, some big makeup family. 0.99

00:15:44.000 So he had tons of money and he just spent it on these vanity projects.

00:15:50.000 It was really into crass for a while.

00:15:51.000 I think he bought their drum cover for their bass drum for 10 grand.

00:15:56.000 And he collected punk.

00:15:58.000 And he once gave me this lecture about my knowledge in punk and how there's some gaping holes in it.

00:16:04.000 He's like Swedish.

00:16:05.000 Gavin, you speak about punk so much, but there's really gaping holes in your knowledge.

00:16:10.000 I think you would best just keep quiet for a while and do more research.

00:16:14.000 Because that's all he had time to do.

00:16:16.000 And then, of course, what does he do?

00:16:16.000 He dumps the rich woman, gets tons of money, and dates some fucking trophy wife.

00:16:21.000 He a douche.

00:16:22.000 Who's 20 years younger?

00:16:23.000 But you don't have to like the guy to appreciate his work.

00:16:26.000 He had an endless blank check, and he made cool projects with it.

00:16:31.000 You're essentially looking at a rich guy's collection.

00:16:40.000 What if I were to say, I want to be a toad?

00:16:45.000 I was thinking, Ryan, we should have a talk about your future.

00:16:49.000 Oh, I'm not going to fire you unless you fuck up really badly.

00:16:52.000 But what's your future?

00:16:54.000 Like, what if I get thrown in prison, which is at a risk a one in two chance every day?

00:16:59.000 Well, see, the thing is, you have to be like wilder.

00:17:03.000 You have to be what?

00:17:04.000 Wilder.

00:17:05.000 Like Bruce Lee says.

00:17:07.000 You know, so I don't really spend much time, and I do envision different, you know, outcomes of things, but there's no sense in really existing too much in any given one, because it might be a waste of time.

00:17:21.000 It's called a plan, Retard. 1.00

00:17:24.000 Yeah.

00:17:24.000 But I've gotten my life unplanned, and look where I am now.

00:17:29.000 Pretty good, huh?

00:17:31.000 Yeah.

00:17:32.000 I'm just ready for, if I see, you know, opportunities when things collapse or something like that, then I don't know.

00:17:40.000 I'm not worried about that.

00:17:41.000 But here's what you got to understand.

00:17:42.000 I am toxic.

00:17:44.000 Right.

00:17:45.000 If someone appears on my show, they can't get a job at a gas station.

00:17:48.000 Yeah.

00:17:49.000 So having me on your resume, I think might be worse than nothing.

00:17:53.000 Well, you know, trades, they're not going to.

00:17:57.000 And then there's plenty of Proud Boys that have their own companies and they hire Proud Boys and people that are just right-wing or whatever.

00:18:04.000 And so I don't think I'd have a problem.

00:18:07.000 So you'd move to Florida and work for one of these window washer guys.

00:18:10.000 Pressure washers, maybe, yeah.

00:18:12.000 Maybe.

00:18:13.000 That's not what you enjoy.

00:18:14.000 You obviously enjoy meeting.

00:18:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:17.000 But, you know, you got to make some sacrifices.

00:18:20.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:18:21.000 Okay, so you don't have a plan.

00:18:21.000 I'm going to have to work on your plan.

00:18:23.000 So your plan should be establishing maybe your own show on this network.

00:18:27.000 Obviously, it's not going to be Ryan's mailbag.

00:18:29.000 That was a catastrophe.

00:18:31.000 And I think your talent is impressions.

00:18:33.000 True.

00:18:34.000 So what you should start doing is what Kyle Dungan does.

00:18:41.000 Now, his output is pathetic.

00:18:43.000 He's like once every two months, he'll put out a 30-second video.

00:18:46.000 It's always gold.

00:18:48.000 But he has Kurt Metzger doing a lot of the writing.

00:18:51.000 Oh, really?

00:18:51.000 Yeah.

00:18:52.000 Oh.

00:18:53.000 I know that he calls him Kirp.

00:18:55.000 Tamfu a Yo. 0.91

00:18:57.000 Yo, Kirp.

00:18:59.000 He lives in his garage.

00:19:01.000 That was pretty good.

00:19:02.000 Oh.

00:19:03.000 Lives in his garage.

00:19:05.000 Tamfu a yo. 0.99

00:19:07.000 Hello, Stallons and Stallonettes.

00:19:10.000 Yeah, you got the L's dead on.

00:19:12.000 So anyway, get on Snapchat.

00:19:15.000 Stop playing video games for 12 hours in a row.

00:19:18.000 Not video games.

00:19:19.000 Stop noodling away on your stupid guitars.

00:19:22.000 That I can't give up.

00:19:23.000 No, I'm not saying give it up, but just take it.

00:19:26.000 Your weekends, you have the weekend of someone under house arrest.

00:19:29.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.

00:19:30.000 It's pathetic.

00:19:30.000 You're right.

00:19:32.000 I'm like, this is just like a pleasant prison, like, what am I doing?

00:19:35.000 But I went out and smoked a cigar because the weather was nice, took my bike around.

00:19:38.000 So things are starting.

00:19:40.000 Wow, that's really accomplishing something.

00:19:43.000 I smoked a fat cigarette and rode a bike.

00:19:46.000 A fat cigarette.

00:19:47.000 Congratulations.

00:19:49.000 Anyway, back to me.

00:19:50.000 Yeah.

00:19:51.000 So you've got to start.

00:19:53.000 You have a hell of a list.

00:19:54.000 You have like 12, 15 guys you do very well.

00:19:58.000 So get those on Snapchat, right?

00:20:02.000 And then we can start making them guests on the show.

00:20:04.000 And I'll write it for you.

00:20:06.000 I can write up shit.

00:20:07.000 That's cool.

00:20:07.000 Yeah, because I'm not great at that.

00:20:09.000 I'll be your Kirp Metzker.

00:20:11.000 And I'll write up diatribes for these various guys.

00:20:13.000 And then we'll say, we'll be on the show here.

00:20:15.000 And we'll go, oh, wait a minute.

00:20:15.000 We have Bill Burr on the phone.

00:20:17.000 That's cool.

00:20:18.000 And then we'll cut to him and we'll have an interview back and forth.

00:20:21.000 Yeah.

00:20:22.000 And then you establish those characters so much that after I go to prison, you can work for other shows or you could start having your own show where it's like, say you want to talk about Dr. Zeus, right?

00:20:35.000 That's the hot topic as of yesterday.

00:20:38.000 You have Sylvester Stallone and Bill Burr and all these guys talk about Dr. Zeus.

00:20:43.000 And it's sort of like, you know that show, was it Jon Favreau who did it?

00:20:49.000 Where they would all sit down for dinner?

00:20:51.000 Yeah, yeah, dinner for five?

00:20:52.000 Yeah, you'd have like a dinner for five type of thing.

00:20:55.000 Yeah.

00:20:55.000 And you establish that show.

00:20:56.000 Now you have a commodity.

00:20:58.000 Now you have a product that exists independently of this show that you could farm out.

00:21:04.000 I hear you.

00:21:06.000 I think, first of all.

00:21:08.000 So this is funny, but this is not what I'm talking about.

00:21:12.000 Oh, come on, man.

00:21:14.000 No.

00:21:16.000 Oops.

00:21:19.000 The mouth was still lingering.

00:21:21.000 No, that's a good idea.

00:21:22.000 That's a great idea.

00:21:23.000 And you have to have a work ethic, which I don't think I can imbue because of your Puerto Rican laziness. 1.00

00:21:29.000 But like, you should be working on stuff all the time.

00:21:32.000 For example, I spent about five hours, not five hours, three hours going through the top five right now.

00:21:39.000 And I had a theory that white people would be all over these songs.

00:21:44.000 And there are.

00:21:45.000 I mean, I can send you this.

00:21:48.000 But I noticed after doing all this research that it wasn't really, my hypothesis didn't really work out.

00:22:00.000 So I'll send this to you now.

00:22:04.000 So this is something that did not make the show, and I'm sticking it on the show to make a point.

00:22:08.000 So Driver's License by Olivia Rodrigo was written and produced by this guy Dan Negro, who's not a Negro. 0.99

00:22:13.000 He's white.

00:22:14.000 Up Cardi B was produced by this dude Young Dizza, who's a white dude.

00:22:19.000 Go Crazy with Chris Brown and Young Thug was, well, it was literally written by 15 people, but the producer is Canyel the One, who's a white dude.

00:22:31.000 Ariana Grande, written by Albert Stanage and Scott Nicholson, one of her backup dancers, produced by Peter Lee Johnson.

00:22:39.000 And then Blighting Lights by the Weekend was written by Oscar Holter, Swedish, there's this Swedish team.

00:22:45.000 That's Ariana Grande. 1.00

00:22:48.000 And then that's the guys who did the weekends hits.

00:22:50.000 They wrote and produced the song.

00:22:53.000 I knew it.

00:22:54.000 But there was a lot of black people on these songs, especially Cardi B and Chris Brown and Young Thug.

00:23:01.000 So my hypothesis didn't really pan out.

00:23:04.000 And although there was a lot of whites involved in these songs, there was a lot of black people too.

00:23:08.000 For the point to make sense, it would have to be predominantly white on everyone or all white.

00:23:14.000 So I canned it.

00:23:15.000 So there's some work I did for this show that didn't make the show, even though it did make the show as a separate point.

00:23:21.000 So that's what you got to be doing.

00:23:22.000 Like on your time off, you got to be coming up with a whole Bill Burr thing.

00:23:28.000 It's brutal.

00:23:30.000 Okay?

00:23:31.000 Yes.

00:23:32.000 You have to have a long-term plan.

00:23:35.000 You shouldn't live check to check.

00:23:37.000 That's true.

00:23:37.000 Day to day.

00:23:38.000 I've been saving up a lot.

00:23:40.000 You know, there's a real sad truth, which is that somewhere down the line, like, I lost the desire to be in front of the camera and do stuff.

00:23:48.000 Like, I don't enjoy talking very much.

00:23:50.000 I don't think the impression thing...

00:23:51.000 Like, I look at my friend who does impressions on Instagram and I'm like, I don't envy that.

00:23:55.000 You just gotta...

00:23:56.000 I'm not interested in media because I think it's very, unless you're you, which has, you know, very influential.

00:24:02.000 You have an impressive everything.

00:24:03.000 Everything, really.

00:24:04.000 You could, you know, in a room with like no microphone, I've seen you, you know, you were the most exciting part of that crime report thing at the dinner, remember?

00:24:14.000 And there was, Pat Dixon had this dinner where it was like a crime report award show, no microphone.

00:24:20.000 And by far, it was like, you know, you lit up the whole room.

00:24:23.000 Just with just with your...

00:24:26.000 But there's so much stuff involved with, it's oversaturated.

00:24:30.000 Unless you're like you were.

00:24:31.000 So you don't want to be an entertainer.

00:24:34.000 No.

00:24:34.000 Like, this is perfect.

00:24:35.000 I get to chime in and say some things, but, you know, I don't like.

00:24:38.000 Well, then if you're into like the media part of it, the technology part of it, we need a new TriCaster.

00:24:45.000 We have problems we got to iron out.

00:24:48.000 Yeah.

00:24:49.000 Your desk looks like shit.

00:24:50.000 It's got a fucking stupid hat on it and some gum.

00:24:53.000 Notepads and guns.

00:24:57.000 So you don't really care about that.

00:25:00.000 You got to find out what you care about, what fulfills you, and then have a plan to make that more of your life.

00:25:07.000 Hmm.

00:25:09.000 I like that idea.

00:25:10.000 I mean, I also don't mind slogging just like a...

00:25:13.000 I've slogged regular jobs before, and I like that.

00:25:15.000 It's just how you do.

00:25:16.000 You do no ambition is what you're saying.

00:25:18.000 No, I do, but my free time belongs to me, and then that makes up for it.

00:25:22.000 You know, I think there's nothing wrong with, you know, just with the time that you have, you make it worth it.

00:25:28.000 You have way too much free time.

00:25:29.000 People are supposed to work 40 hours a week.

00:25:32.000 That's eight hours a day.

00:25:35.000 We start the show.

00:25:37.000 We're done.

00:25:38.000 You probably work four hours a day, and that's Monday to Thursday.

00:25:41.000 That's way too much free time for a man your age.

00:25:46.000 Hmm.

00:25:47.000 Probably.

00:25:49.000 But I don't have a day off for like a whole day off.

00:25:52.000 I upload during the weekend, and I have to edit some people's shows, too.

00:25:55.000 So it's like kind of balances out as far as the hours go.

00:25:58.000 No, you just added maybe Four hours.

00:26:01.000 So now we're up to four hours, five days a week, so it's still 50% of a normal work week.

00:26:06.000 Maybe about four to six hours.

00:26:10.000 Right.

00:26:11.000 Because depending on human beings, and in New York City, you usually work 12 hours.

00:26:17.000 10 hours.

00:26:18.000 Usually get in around 10, you leave around 8.

00:26:21.000 So 10 hours is a normal New Yorker, five days a week.

00:26:26.000 All right, this is.

00:26:27.000 I feel this is, we're worse off than when we started.

00:26:30.000 Because now I don't even know what you want to do.

00:26:34.000 If this doesn't pan out, you're going to pressure wash windows in Florida?

00:26:38.000 I mean, I'm not a good speaker, and there's not a lot of things that I'm interested in that are current.

00:26:47.000 That are current?

00:26:48.000 You're interested in older stuff, like dinosaurs?

00:26:51.000 Yep.

00:26:53.000 Well, I like music stuff.

00:26:54.000 You know, the music group is really good.

00:26:57.000 Why don't you have a band?

00:26:58.000 Well, we're free every night.

00:26:59.000 We're actually trying to collaborate, and we're going to put together a mixtape of just...

00:27:04.000 So first it's going to start at everybody just pitches in solo work and then we're learning how to trade files with each other.

00:27:10.000 I'm getting bored.

00:27:10.000 Stop talking.

00:27:11.000 We have my Cuomo front page getting roasted over the coals.

00:27:17.000 And again, I'm just happy that he's suffering.

00:27:21.000 Top aid proud of Gov on gal rights. 0.60

00:27:25.000 Cries a river, Andy.

00:27:27.000 He says he's embarrassed, but he didn't.

00:27:30.000 He said, I'm sorry if I hurt you, which is the perfect apology where you put it on the person.

00:27:35.000 Cuomo's a sex pest.

00:27:38.000 It's frustrating because it's sort of like when Al Capone went to jail for tax evasion.

00:27:42.000 No one was really mad about the tax evasion.

00:27:44.000 That's the hole in the wall I was telling you about with that car.

00:27:47.000 No one really cared about the tax evasion.

00:27:49.000 They wanted him for the murderers, but they couldn't get him on that, so they got him on this.

00:27:53.000 I'm mad at Cuomo for throwing my friends in prison, embezzling billions from this stupid Buffalo project, relentless corruption, and then, of course, murdering 6,000 old people in old folks' homes.

00:28:07.000 I haven't even figured out why.

00:28:08.000 I guess he did it to save money.

00:28:10.000 That's the only thing I can think of.

00:28:13.000 But his entire career has been ruined by a bunch of silly young girls. 1.00

00:28:19.000 Okay.

00:28:20.000 I'll take it.

00:28:22.000 He's a huge part of cancel culture.

00:28:24.000 He throws the word Nazi around white supremacists all the time.

00:28:27.000 Okay, we'll throw around the word pedophile, sexual assaulter, creep, sex pest.

00:28:33.000 I don't care how you die.

00:28:34.000 I just want you to die.

00:28:38.000 This was a funny story.

00:28:40.000 Oh, Paris Hilton, someone brought up Paris Hilton's appearance on Opie and Anthony and how it's another example of the sexist culture we live in.

00:28:49.000 This was 10 years ago.

00:28:52.000 Vapid crap guest.

00:28:54.000 What does Anthony say?

00:28:56.000 One of the worst we ever had.

00:28:58.000 Just gave us nothing and wanted to be gawked over.

00:29:00.000 She had a list, a shitload of things we couldn't talk about.

00:29:03.000 So she brought nothing to the show.

00:29:04.000 So we ragged on her a bit, and now 10 years later, she wants sympathy.

00:29:08.000 This is what we're doing now.

00:29:09.000 It's the same as Dr. Zeus, and I'm continuing to pronounce it Zeus.

00:29:14.000 We go back in time.

00:29:15.000 We don't have enough shit to be upset about.

00:29:17.000 So now we're going and getting upset about history.

00:29:19.000 It's the same with taking down statues.

00:29:21.000 Now this retroactive cuntiness is affecting everything that's happened ever. 0.80

00:29:28.000 Modern America isn't offensive enough.

00:29:30.000 I need to go back in time.

00:29:31.000 And then you find the thing and you go, that's not offensive to me.

00:29:36.000 This is a chick being boring and silly and getting called on it. 1.00

00:29:39.000 This is actually feminist in the sense that it's egalitarian because they're treating her the way they would treat anyone else. 1.00

00:29:45.000 In fact, if you ever saw them talk to the dude who did, oh fuck, did they serve beer in hell?

00:29:54.000 Tucker Max.

00:29:55.000 Tucker Max.

00:29:56.000 They ate him alive exactly the same way.

00:29:58.000 But let's just play this so you can hear.

00:30:02.000 What's it like to just be so completely rich?

00:30:06.000 I've worked for everything that I've achieved.

00:30:09.000 So I feel very losed.

00:30:12.000 Thank God every day.

00:30:15.000 Now worked in what way?

00:30:17.000 Well, I run 17 different product lines.

00:30:20.000 I have created my own entire business out of it.

00:30:24.000 I've been working since I'm 15 years old.

00:30:26.000 Yeah?

00:30:27.000 What was your first job?

00:30:28.000 I've been making a model.

00:30:30.000 A model.

00:30:31.000 Well, that makes sense.

00:30:32.000 I would never, I'm not going to diss models.

00:30:35.000 What's it like to just be so...

00:30:37.000 See?

00:30:38.000 I've worked for everything I owned.

00:30:40.000 Your name's Paris Hilton.

00:30:42.000 And you run 19 product lines?

00:30:44.000 No, you just said okay to that, okay to that, okay to that, okay to that, and then everyone went and marketed it.

00:30:49.000 That was painful to watch, they're right.

00:30:52.000 Yeah.

00:30:52.000 Because she was one of the worst, most blandest guests ever, ever, ever, ever.

00:30:57.000 She was supposed to talk about her show and business empire, but this group of misogynist men decided to call her a liar and ridiculous. 0.88

00:31:03.000 She is lying.

00:31:04.000 This happened today, these men would have been canceled for their behavior.

00:31:06.000 That part's true.

00:31:09.000 The media needs to apologize to Paris.

00:31:12.000 Now, I got to be careful here because I could be reading something an 11-year-old wrote.

00:31:16.000 You know?

00:31:16.000 It's sort of like when you're making fun of how dumb someone is, and then you find out they had a severe car accident and they were in a coma for four weeks, and you realize, oh, I'm making fun of someone who has head trauma.

00:31:28.000 Whoops.

00:31:30.000 But find the Tucker Max one.

00:31:31.000 Whoa.

00:31:32.000 Paris Slays Your Fave is suspended, but that's where it came from.

00:31:36.000 Huh.

00:31:37.000 Yeah.

00:31:37.000 Tucker Max.

00:31:40.000 Yeah.

00:31:42.000 Yeah, he's basically just bullshitting them the whole time.

00:31:44.000 Like, dude, fucking.

00:31:45.000 Well, he's talking about some crazy orgy or someone who's fucking a girl and she shit herself or something crazy.

00:31:52.000 And then they go, and we were videotaping it.

00:31:55.000 And they go, wait a minute, if you're videotaping it, where's the tape?

00:31:59.000 I look down and it's like kind of dark and I'm like, wait a minute.

00:32:02.000 And then the smell hits me.

00:32:04.000 Shit, all over my dick. 0.73

00:32:06.000 And it wasn't just like poop.

00:32:08.000 It was like di, like watery diarrhea fucking mix of like diarrhea and astroglide.

00:32:14.000 And so like the smell hits me and it was like, oh my, and then of course I realized she shook my dick and then combine that with like the seafood and the two bottles of wine and I just blew all over her ass, like in her asshole, everywhere. 1.00

00:32:30.000 I'm throwing up and she's like kind of hammer. 0.71

00:32:32.000 She's like turned up.

00:32:33.000 She's like, Tucker, what are you doing?

00:32:34.000 She sees me throwing up.

00:32:35.000 She's like, oh my God, she's throwing up everywhere. 0.99

00:32:38.000 So I'm seeing her throwing up and it's making me throw. 0.96

00:32:41.000 I'm throwing up more.

00:32:42.000 This is from that movie where they had the pie-eating contest.

00:32:47.000 Remember?

00:32:48.000 Oh my God, man.

00:32:49.000 Stand by me.

00:32:50.000 Yeah.

00:32:50.000 Some one person pukes and they all start puking.

00:32:52.000 Yep.

00:32:53.000 Did you know the guy?

00:32:55.000 In How to Be a Man, I was supposed to barf and I said, just get me Ipacac. 0.75

00:33:00.000 And the stylist, the prop woman, woman, women are all over movies and they suck. 1.00

00:33:06.000 They're PAs, they're stylists.

00:33:09.000 The reason you see every movie, the guy has that long sleeve t-shirt with the three buttons here, it's because they're at Walmart for $10 and she forgot to get shirts.

00:33:19.000 So she buys a big crate of those because the budget's tapped. 0.86

00:33:22.000 She usually has to use her own money because she already spent it all in some dumb suit like I'm wearing right now. 1.00

00:33:27.000 And then she just has those long underwear shirts that everyone wears. 0.96

00:33:31.000 And then when they're PAs, they're carrying sandbags and stuff.

00:33:34.000 They inevitably twist their ankle.

00:33:36.000 The big guys go, no, I'll carry that giant stack for you.

00:33:39.000 They're like, no, no, I got it.

00:33:40.000 I got it.

00:33:42.000 And then they're out.

00:33:43.000 So now everyone else has to pick up their slack.

00:33:47.000 And then the prop chick. 0.52

00:33:48.000 So I go get me Ipecac.

00:33:49.000 I'll chug it.

00:33:50.000 I hate seeing fake Barf in movies.

00:33:51.000 They always just eat like vegetable soup and then go, blah, and it falls out.

00:33:56.000 Barf is like, I want like, I'll eat a big breakfast.

00:33:59.000 And then you get me Ipecac.

00:34:01.000 So she shows up that day and she gives me this big concoction she made. 0.99

00:34:06.000 I go, what is this?

00:34:08.000 And she goes, oh, Ipecac's illegal in New York because Bloomberg, this is back in Bloomberg days, was heard that bulimics were using it to stay thin.

00:34:17.000 So he just outlawed it.

00:34:19.000 But I made you something that's going to make you barf.

00:34:22.000 And it was just like eggs and chocolate milk and wine.

00:34:26.000 And she just made a gross jar. 1.00

00:34:29.000 She made a bunch of gross shit. 1.00

00:34:32.000 And so I drank it.

00:34:33.000 I didn't barf.

00:34:34.000 And then I just felt gross.

00:34:36.000 Anyway.

00:34:37.000 Tangent time.

00:34:40.000 So go back to Tucker Max.

00:34:42.000 Yeah, he's doing the barf.

00:34:44.000 He's just recreating this.

00:34:47.000 If you barfed on a chick, she's not just going to start barfing. 1.00

00:34:50.000 That's a Hollywood movie.

00:34:59.000 Yeah, because he saw us and smelled it.

00:35:02.000 You can imagine the smell.

00:35:03.000 It's like seafood and wine and astroglide and shit.

00:35:06.000 And he fucking is throwing up everywhere.

00:35:08.000 So there's a three-second period where all three of us are staring at each other, vomiting everywhere.

00:35:14.000 That video would be like...

00:35:16.000 I know.

00:35:17.000 You have no idea how to do it.

00:35:19.000 I don't have that.

00:35:20.000 I know.

00:35:20.000 And so, anyway, so she like, you know, of course, freaks.

00:35:22.000 Oh, I thought you loved me.

00:35:24.000 I can't believe it is that.

00:35:25.000 I thought you loved me, and she's barfing. 1.00

00:35:28.000 Wraps the shit and astrogly stained sheet around her, runs out of my apartment, like leaves her clothes, everything.

00:35:35.000 I still, to this day, don't know how she got home.

00:35:37.000 Like, I called her, you know, three or four times.

00:35:39.000 Are you okay?

00:35:40.000 Whatever.

00:35:40.000 She ended up changing her phone number.

00:35:42.000 Like, the girl who introduced us, like, you know, she wouldn't return her.

00:35:46.000 What's going on with this video?

00:35:47.000 It's just frozen on that.

00:35:49.000 I didn't get my deposit back.

00:35:50.000 The video comes back on.

00:35:52.000 We could have easily gone and changed it, but it's like, where's the video?

00:35:56.000 Because the whole thing was he had a video camera.

00:35:58.000 Right.

00:35:59.000 And he's like, oh, you know, I must have.

00:36:01.000 It deleted.

00:36:03.000 Keep going.

00:36:05.000 We want more of that?

00:36:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:07.000 They throw his book at him.

00:36:08.000 They literally throw the book at him.

00:36:10.000 Look at things up.

00:36:12.000 You know, everyone has friends that go through and Tom, we go to that bar.

00:36:17.000 Yeah.

00:36:17.000 That should be on now.

00:36:18.000 All right, I'll throw it.

00:36:19.000 Hello?

00:36:20.000 Yeah.

00:36:20.000 There you go.

00:36:20.000 All right.

00:36:25.000 Is it working?

00:36:26.000 All right, there you go.

00:36:27.000 Go.

00:36:28.000 All right, go ahead, Tucker.

00:36:29.000 What was I talking about?

00:36:32.000 Is it me?

00:36:33.000 No, wait.

00:36:33.000 Check, check.

00:36:34.000 Over here.

00:36:35.000 Yeah, you got to talk right into it like a dude.

00:36:36.000 Is it going to stand over?

00:36:37.000 There, there you go, go.

00:36:38.000 I don't even remember what I was talking about.

00:36:41.000 Something about James Spray.

00:36:43.000 Oh, yeah, I sent an email to the smoking gun asking them to call to investigate and post because it'll sell books, but whatever.

00:36:53.000 Is that Mike working?

00:36:54.000 Yeah.

00:36:55.000 Can you hear me?

00:36:55.000 Yeah.

00:36:56.000 Can I?

00:36:57.000 I can't.

00:36:57.000 I mean, I can't hear you.

00:36:58.000 Do you hear through your phones?

00:36:59.000 No.

00:37:00.000 Because the...

00:37:01.000 I'm very uncomfortable on the headphones.

00:37:04.000 Am I hearing him just live?

00:37:06.000 I don't hear me live.

00:37:07.000 You know what it is?

00:37:08.000 We don't care about your headphones.

00:37:09.000 We want to hear the lies.

00:37:10.000 Oh, shit, funny.

00:37:12.000 We've always had the problem with the headphones interfere with some fucking wireless.

00:37:15.000 That's so weird.

00:37:16.000 All right.

00:37:16.000 Thank you, Tucker, Mac.

00:37:17.000 Tucker, thanks, man.

00:37:18.000 Thanks, sir.

00:37:19.000 I hope they serve Beer and Hell's the New York Times seller.

00:37:23.000 Man.

00:37:24.000 How do you get on the best seller list?

00:37:27.000 Thank you, sir.

00:37:27.000 Tucker Hells.

00:37:28.000 Yep.

00:37:29.000 Thanks.

00:37:29.000 All right.

00:37:35.000 They've done similar things with book.

00:37:37.000 They'll have a person who wrote a book on the line on the phone, and you'll hear them ripping the paper, like, and then pissing on the book.

00:37:45.000 And they're like, that page is missing in my book.

00:37:48.000 And they're just, then they have Steve the Whistler, and he starts whistling, and they're like, oh, man, we got to start it over again.

00:37:54.000 And he starts over about 10 times.

00:37:56.000 And then they have...

00:37:58.000 But anyway, I remember that being a way better clip.

00:38:00.000 He just gets caught lying.

00:38:01.000 It gets really awkward.

00:38:03.000 And they throw the book at him as he walks out because he's clearly lying.

00:38:07.000 Yeah.

00:38:08.000 I hope they serve beer in hell.

00:38:10.000 He gave Death a cool, very bad review, that guy.

00:38:12.000 Oh, really?

00:38:13.000 Yeah, what a jerk.

00:38:14.000 At least all my stories are true.

00:38:16.000 He's a liar.

00:38:17.000 Whatever happened to him?

00:38:18.000 Oh, they made it a show?

00:38:20.000 The movie.

00:38:22.000 I'm trying to see if there's like a department.

00:38:23.000 I never heard about any of the movie, did you?

00:38:26.000 I remember, yeah, that's why I looked it up because I remember hearing about it, but I never seen it, never wanted to.

00:38:32.000 I remember when that book came out, though, it was like badass.

00:38:34.000 It was like, dude, this guy talks about fucking sex.

00:38:37.000 I'm bummed about Death of Cool being out now because my kids are getting old enough to read it.

00:38:40.000 And I'm like, oh, so many threesomes in there.

00:38:44.000 Imagine reading about your dad's threesomes.

00:38:47.000 I would just not.

00:38:50.000 This is equally boring and the same waste of time, but I stumbled upon this article.

00:38:55.000 It was because my youngest boy said, what's the longest a dog has ever stood on two legs?

00:39:00.000 And my kids are all at this weird age where they're like, what's your favorite movie?

00:39:02.000 What's your least favorite movie?

00:39:04.000 Who was the tallest dog in the world?

00:39:06.000 All these facts.

00:39:07.000 I'm like, I don't know, ask Alexa.

00:39:10.000 But so I was looking up the longest a dog has walked on two legs, and I read this article and I thought, This is a woman's brain. 0.98

00:39:20.000 This is how they think, how they vote, how they write.

00:39:24.000 The truth behind cute walking dog viral videos and why you shouldn't share them.

00:39:28.000 Why are you stretching?

00:39:30.000 Why not?

00:39:31.000 Well, we just started the show, and you're all stiff already.

00:39:33.000 You still have Lyme, you moron.

00:39:35.000 Maybe.

00:39:36.000 I don't think it's important for the show, but sure, yes.

00:39:39.000 Well, it is important for the show because you're always sleeping and you're always aching.

00:39:42.000 And I tried to cure you of this disease, and you just like, you couldn't have handled it worse.

00:39:48.000 This is how he handled his Lyme disease.

00:39:50.000 He went and got tested.

00:39:51.000 They said, yes, you have it.

00:39:52.000 He took antibiotics.

00:39:53.000 I say, now you got to go back and see if you still have it.

00:39:56.000 Months are going by, by the way, while I'm saying this.

00:39:58.000 Then he goes back and they go, oh, we don't do blood tests anymore.

00:40:01.000 You need to go to your doctor.

00:40:02.000 And he goes, I don't have a doctor.

00:40:05.000 And then I'm telling my wife this, and she goes, yes, he does.

00:40:09.000 I remember talking to him about his doctor.

00:40:12.000 A walk-in doctor.

00:40:13.000 But then you told me not to get health insurance.

00:40:15.000 I was like, all right, I guess I won't get health insurance.

00:40:17.000 Yeah, you just pay cash.

00:40:18.000 Pay a premium.

00:40:20.000 Yeah, it's expensive.

00:40:21.000 No, it's not.

00:40:23.000 It was.

00:40:23.000 To get what I had to, yeah, yeah.

00:40:25.000 It's kind of expensive.

00:40:26.000 Especially for the medications, too.

00:40:28.000 Do you not know if you have a disease that's near fatal that totally cripples your life?

00:40:34.000 It totally changes your life, too.

00:40:36.000 It makes you nap more.

00:40:37.000 It makes you ache.

00:40:38.000 It makes you need to stretch.

00:40:39.000 How can you not want to know if you have a disease?

00:40:43.000 Kathleen Hanna of Bikini Kill, it's ruined her life. 1.00

00:40:47.000 And Avril Levine.

00:40:48.000 All women. 0.74

00:40:49.000 About once a month she can't walk.

00:40:52.000 Anyway, sorry, back to women. 0.99

00:40:53.000 So I'm reading this article, and I'm like, it's a stupid, boring piece of shit article.

00:40:57.000 The truth behind cute walking dog vitamins and why you shouldn't share them.

00:41:01.000 Wait a minute.

00:41:01.000 I never looked at the author.

00:41:02.000 I've assumed it was a girl.

00:41:04.000 Michelle Neff.

00:41:05.000 Okay, see?

00:41:06.000 But I'm reading this and it's like, there's no research.

00:41:08.000 It's all just what I think.

00:41:12.000 And it's all about emotion and it's all about feelings and no research.

00:41:19.000 One green planet?

00:41:21.000 There she is.

00:41:22.000 Okay, so let's read some of this.

00:41:26.000 It seems more and more these days, people are liking and sharing, blah, blah, blah.

00:41:29.000 Unfortunately, many unusual animal videos are, in fact, made by coercing an animal to perform certain tricks.

00:41:34.000 I can't read when you do that.

00:41:36.000 Or react to stimulus in a way that uninformed viewers might consider funny.

00:41:41.000 Then she gives an example, the most recent cute one.

00:41:44.000 Okay, so you're like, you're about to hear about their hind legs or something, some sort of research, some study about hip dysphasia.

00:41:51.000 But keep going down.

00:41:53.000 So she talks about these cute videos.

00:41:54.000 Okay, got it.

00:41:55.000 Yeah, keep going.

00:41:57.000 We don't care about the fucking videos.

00:41:59.000 At first glance, it's easy to see why it's cute.

00:42:02.000 And then she says this, and I just, this is why I put this on the show because it really struck me.

00:42:06.000 It's easy to get caught up in the hype, but when you take a minute to think about what's really going on, that's all she's done.

00:42:14.000 It's just sat there and thought about it for a minute.

00:42:17.000 Hmm.

00:42:19.000 The truth becomes apparent.

00:42:21.000 What?

00:42:22.000 It just becomes apparent.

00:42:24.000 She did a me search.

00:42:25.000 This is like Michelle Obama's book, Becoming Michelle.

00:42:28.000 Dogs don't walk like humans, and it isn't natural for them to do so.

00:42:33.000 Okay?

00:42:34.000 It's not natural for horses to have a person walking on them.

00:42:38.000 I mean, sorry, sitting on them while they walk.

00:42:40.000 But horses are so muscular that it doesn't mean anything.

00:42:44.000 It's like you and I walking around with a mouse on our back.

00:42:46.000 It doesn't mean anything.

00:42:47.000 It's nothing to them.

00:42:49.000 Dogs have four legs for a reason, she says, just as humans have two.

00:42:54.000 Can you believe this shit?

00:42:56.000 It's so patronizing.

00:42:58.000 And you think you're smarter than me because you realize that dogs have four legs?

00:43:02.000 So how is that these particular dogs have learned to walk on only two legs?

00:43:06.000 Well, the shocking footage below shows this is established with nothing but fear and intimidation by humans.

00:43:12.000 Of course, the video is gone because she's too stupid to embed it or download it. 1.00

00:43:16.000 One video, blah, blah, blah, Striking Fear, so she shows she has a video of a dog that's been beaten to walk like that.

00:43:23.000 This cruel trend isn't new or seen within a minority of dogs.

00:43:27.000 Of course it's seen within a minority of dogs.

00:43:29.000 I mean, dogs can walk down the street on two legs.

00:43:34.000 Many of them claim they didn't train their dogs, but instead the dogs do by choice.

00:43:38.000 But it seems highly doubtful that so many dogs would oddly decide to walk.

00:43:42.000 Like, it seems.

00:43:44.000 Think about it.

00:43:46.000 This is why they're so easily manipulated by PR firms like the media.

00:43:51.000 And they say, children are in cages.

00:43:53.000 Think about it.

00:43:54.000 We're a nation of immigrants.

00:43:57.000 How do you think we got here?

00:43:59.000 We took the land from the Indians. 1.00

00:44:01.000 They want to take our land.

00:44:02.000 That's such a dumb analogy, too, because you go, hmm, that didn't pan out very well for the Indians.

00:44:06.000 I don't want to become the next Indian. 1.00

00:44:09.000 I don't want to become the next native who gets colonized.

00:44:13.000 But yeah, all of this, most of the truth is counterintuitive.

00:44:17.000 More guns, less crime.

00:44:20.000 Being inclusive tends to ostracize people.

00:44:24.000 If you're inclusive to trans people and women's sports, you end women's sports. 0.99

00:44:28.000 If you're inclusive to trans people in the lesbian community, they end up cutting their tits off and assuming they're men. 1.00

00:44:32.000 No more lesbian culture. 1.00

00:44:35.000 If you're inclusive when it comes to immigration to Muslims, you end up with women as second-class citizens, a huge rape problem, all kinds of shit. 0.68

00:44:46.000 Throwing gays off buildings. 1.00

00:44:48.000 You lose your country.

00:44:49.000 Look at Britain.

00:44:50.000 Look at Luton.

00:44:51.000 Look at Birmingham.

00:44:52.000 Gone.

00:44:53.000 They've ceased to be.

00:44:55.000 Ozzy's hometown doesn't exist anymore.

00:44:58.000 It's Islam.

00:44:59.000 You wouldn't know.

00:45:00.000 If you're walking around Birmingham today, you just think, wow, they built a bunch of British-looking homes in Pakistan.

00:45:09.000 But you can't talk like that today because we self-censored, because we don't want to get fired.

00:45:16.000 Go to 1.5.

00:45:16.000 This is a great article written by ex-New York Times devil's advocate, Bree Larson?

00:45:23.000 What's her name?

00:45:24.000 Barry Weiss.

00:45:25.000 She links to it.

00:45:27.000 And let's click on that, the silenced majority.

00:45:30.000 Wait, go back to the sorry, go back to the tweet.

00:45:32.000 Self-censorship is the norm, not the exception.

00:45:36.000 I self-censor even when talking to some of my best friends for fear of word getting around.

00:45:40.000 That was like at my wife's birthday party, where they were yelling my name, Gavin, Gavin, the Bluetooth, Gavin.

00:45:47.000 Oh, God, I still have nightmares about it.

00:45:49.000 And I said, I feel like you're Mexican here.

00:45:50.000 And she goes, whoa, whoa, you can't say that.

00:45:54.000 That's exactly how I felt, by the way.

00:45:55.000 I felt like a Mexican employee, but you can't say that.

00:45:59.000 So in this article, he talks about, what is it?

00:46:02.000 The silenced majority.

00:46:03.000 Click on it.

00:46:06.000 My liberal friends who live in Red America confess to avoiding discussion of masks, Dominion, Ted Cruz, Josh Halley.

00:46:13.000 Yeah, I'm sure the liberals are the number one victims here.

00:46:16.000 But there are two illiberal cultures swallowing up the country.

00:46:19.000 I know because I live in blue America in a world of wash and NPR tote bags and front lawn signs proclaiming the social justice bona fides of the family inside.

00:46:27.000 And of course, all these people are, they only have the rules for non-whites. 1.00

00:46:32.000 Cardi B's wet ass pussy was, I think, the song of the year according to NPR.

00:46:37.000 And NPR is also backing this Dr. Zeus ban.

00:46:44.000 But it brings up an interesting point I wanted to cover for a long time.

00:46:48.000 When I say get fired at the end of the show, do I mean just like be a dick or tell everyone that you support Trump if you work in an anti-Trump environment?

00:46:58.000 In that, it goes on a case-by-case basis.

00:47:01.000 What I really mean when I say get fired is don't not be yourself.

00:47:06.000 Now, if you're a proud boy and you're in the police force, I would keep that under wraps because you're going to get fired.

00:47:12.000 If you're a cop, you have to be really careful about what you say.

00:47:16.000 So the get-fired thing gets really tricky when you're in the police force because they're just so fucking regimented or the army for that matter.

00:47:27.000 I would say you should err on the side of caution in those two particular jobs.

00:47:32.000 But when I say get fired, I'm thinking of you at a cubicle where everyone talks all day about how much Trump sucks and you like Trump and it's eating you up and it's damaging your psyche.

00:47:43.000 In that instance, I think there's ways to slowly breach the topic and say, I don't know, I mean, it seemed like the economy was booming when he was there.

00:47:53.000 Or when they say he said Nazis are very fine people, you go, yeah, I looked that up actually, and he didn't say anything like that.

00:47:59.000 He said the opposite, basically.

00:48:02.000 He said the people there for the statues were very fine people.

00:48:04.000 But then he decried and disavowed and criticized white nationalists in the very same speech, like a sentence later.

00:48:13.000 If that gets you fired, get fired.

00:48:16.000 If you're at school and you want to write an essay about Candace Owens or Thomas Sowell for Black History Month and you know you'll get a D, get a D. In those instances, you need to get fired. 0.59

00:48:27.000 You have to be yourself.

00:48:28.000 And believe me, you will come out stronger than ever before.

00:48:31.000 For example, back on the Gavin McInnes show, I had this lesbian teacher who taught at a private school in New York. 1.00

00:48:39.000 And she had famous historical figures on her wall, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington.

00:48:45.000 They hired a politically correct black guy to be the principal of the school.

00:48:48.000 He came into her office, and remember we said, if someone's hired by affirmative action, they feel beholden to this culture, and they feel like they should be politically correct.

00:48:57.000 So they told her, you have too many slave owners on your wall. 0.99

00:49:00.000 So she went, oh, okay.

00:49:01.000 So she threw up Harriet Tubman. 1.00

00:49:03.000 And they said, no, yeah, it has to be more.

00:49:05.000 And she goes, nah, that's a good amount.

00:49:07.000 And George Washington and Thomas Jefferson, pretty important heroes in America's history.

00:49:13.000 I'm sorry they had slaves.

00:49:14.000 No one's perfect.

00:49:14.000 It was a different time.

00:49:15.000 And they go, well, you need to take those down.

00:49:17.000 And she went, no.

00:49:19.000 And so they fired her. 0.90

00:49:22.000 And she went on to do some consulting and to do tutoring. 0.91

00:49:26.000 And she ended up in a totally different job.

00:49:30.000 I think she was flipping commercial real estate. 0.78

00:49:33.000 And she said, I kept in contact with her.

00:49:35.000 And she goes, I've never been happier.

00:49:36.000 Thank God I got fired from that job.

00:49:38.000 I was miserable.

00:49:39.000 And I felt this cloak of censorship looming over me, this dark cloud following me everywhere I went.

00:49:45.000 I wasn't myself.

00:49:46.000 That's why I say get fired.

00:49:50.000 Obviously, there's exceptions case by case, but when I say get fired at the end of the show, I mean don't self-censor.

00:49:57.000 Don't feel like shit all the time.

00:49:59.000 What if I want to grab a girl's face? 1.00

00:50:02.000 In the sense that...

00:50:04.000 Well, it depends on who you are.

00:50:06.000 If you're Andrew Cuomo and your entire brand is spent destroying other people's lives, well, you've been throwing stones from a glass house, my friend.

00:50:15.000 They're going to throw them back.

00:50:17.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:50:19.000 But, you know, I used to, advice, I used to run around the office nude.

00:50:23.000 It was funny.

00:50:24.000 I constantly harass Ryan.

00:50:27.000 It's amusing.

00:50:29.000 All right, let's start the show, shall we?

00:50:33.000 My pet Biden.

00:50:34.000 We've got a great new interstitial sent in.

00:50:37.000 It's exactly what I wanted.

00:50:39.000 Ryan's having trouble finding it.

00:50:42.000 Oh, here we go.

00:50:44.000 This is better than what I imagined.

00:50:47.000 Biden, on him I can depend my pet.

00:50:52.000 Biden, a monster of the president, he's big and blue and sleepy.

00:50:57.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:51:00.000 My pet.

00:51:01.000 Biden.

00:51:01.000 Wait, what?

00:51:02.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:51:06.000 Perfect.

00:51:08.000 So my pet Biden was being his usual adorable self, and he finished some sort of press conference.

00:51:15.000 And then, of course, questions arise.

00:51:19.000 My pet is dumb, like all dogs, like a lot of pets.

00:51:23.000 And you cannot have him answer questions.

00:51:26.000 So he was answered with a cut.

00:51:30.000 This is not an accident.

00:51:31.000 This is exactly what should happen to my pet Biden.

00:51:34.000 Look at him.

00:51:35.000 He's so adorable.

00:51:36.000 Also, he has a hard time walking on two feet also.

00:51:39.000 Because it's not natural for him.

00:51:40.000 Yeah.

00:51:40.000 Think about it.

00:51:43.000 Thank you, thank you.

00:51:44.000 And I'm happy to take questions if that's what I'm supposed to do, Nance, whatever you want me to do.

00:51:52.000 And the answer is, that's what we want you to do.

00:51:55.000 Cease to be vanished.

00:51:58.000 Thank you, thank you.

00:52:00.000 I thought this was great.

00:52:01.000 He can't remember how many deaths there were.

00:52:03.000 He forgot his magic card, 1-8.

00:52:08.000 Message to Texas and Mississippi. 0.50

00:52:10.000 Texas and Mississippi.

00:52:13.000 I think it's a big mistake.

00:52:14.000 Look, I hope everyone's realized by now these maps make a difference.

00:52:20.000 Yes.

00:52:20.000 We are on the cusp of being able to fundamentally change the nature of this disease because of the way in which we're able to get vaccines and people move that all the way up to the end of May to have enough for every American, to get every adult American to get a shot.

00:52:40.000 The last thing we need is the Neanderthal thinking that in the meantime, everything's fine. 0.94

00:52:44.000 Take off your mask.

00:52:46.000 Forget it.

00:52:46.000 It still matters.

00:52:48.000 I carry a card to me.

00:52:50.000 I don't want to have it.

00:52:50.000 I put it on my desk.

00:52:53.000 I love the way he says that to you.

00:52:55.000 I have a card I don't have put on my desk.

00:52:56.000 Rec Tobagan.

00:52:58.000 What?

00:52:58.000 Hey, man, your pills.

00:53:01.000 So you catch that he called Texas and Mississippi Neanderthals.

00:53:04.000 Now, here's how it works.

00:53:06.000 When there's a bunch of warriors with shields and they're about to go to a battle that doesn't make any sense where they know they're going to die and this isn't what they signed up for, they don't want to go.

00:53:15.000 They shouldn't go, right?

00:53:17.000 The first warrior drops his spear.

00:53:22.000 And then there's a long pause.

00:53:24.000 And then the second warrior drops his spear.

00:53:27.000 This is in the case of a corrupt general, which is what we're under right now.

00:53:31.000 And then boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:53:33.000 We've been fighting this battle for a year now.

00:53:35.000 It's over.

00:53:36.000 We won.

00:53:38.000 And the spears are going to start falling.

00:53:40.000 Texas was the first.

00:53:42.000 I predicted this, by the way.

00:53:43.000 My predictions never get any credit.

00:53:46.000 Like a week ago, I said, I feel in my gut that this is going to be over in like a month because the normies and even the liberals are going to start going, all right, I tried it, fuck off.

00:53:57.000 Hey, if you're 80, 90, you should wear a mask.

00:54:00.000 If you're morbidly obese and diabetic, you should wear a mask.

00:54:03.000 Don't risk it.

00:54:04.000 The rest of us, normal, healthy people, we should move on.

00:54:07.000 And restaurants should be at 100% capacity.

00:54:10.000 Same with bars. 0.62

00:54:11.000 Olds and fats should probably avoid them.

00:54:16.000 That's the way it should be.

00:54:18.000 If you live in Texas and you're super old and you don't want to wear a mask, I mean, you want to wear a mask?

00:54:23.000 Go bananas.

00:54:24.000 You can wear all the masks you want.

00:54:26.000 You can be under home arrest.

00:54:27.000 That's fine.

00:54:33.000 Check out this insane quote.

00:54:36.000 Because he's my pet, I speak Biden and I understand him.

00:54:40.000 Just like that boxer Valdez knows when his pet alligator is mad and he knows when he can swim with him and when he's going to get bitten.

00:54:48.000 I understand Joe Biden.

00:54:49.000 So first you watch it and you try to understand what he's saying.

00:54:52.000 Do you really feel safer under Donald Trump?

00:54:56.000 COVID has taken this year, just since the outbreak, has taken more than 100 years.

00:55:03.000 Look, here's the lives, it's just, I mean, you think about it.

00:55:08.000 More lives this year than any other year for the past hundred years.

00:55:14.000 90% of the time, I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

00:55:19.000 Do you really feel safer?

00:55:20.000 Do you understand him?

00:55:21.000 What's he saying?

00:55:22.000 No, I don't.

00:55:23.000 You have no idea?

00:55:24.000 A hundred years.

00:55:24.000 Well, yeah, yeah.

00:55:25.000 This is the worst year in 100.

00:55:27.000 Listen, just think about it.

00:55:30.000 This is the worst, the most deaths we've had for 100 years.

00:55:34.000 Yes.

00:55:35.000 Which is true.

00:55:35.000 So he's going back to 1918, where we had soldiers dying in World War I, but we also had the Spanish flu, which killed 675,000 Americans really bad.

00:55:47.000 And we wore masks back then to stop it.

00:55:49.000 I had never said masks are useless.

00:55:51.000 I said this is a very, very contagious disease that's not fatal.

00:55:56.000 So unless you're weak, you shouldn't worry about it.

00:56:00.000 And if you're a kid, you're fine.

00:56:02.000 Go to school.

00:56:05.000 But the death rate has been climbing since 2010.

00:56:08.000 Guess why?

00:56:10.000 Obesity.

00:56:13.000 Our lifespan had been going up and up and up and up.

00:56:17.000 From cavemen till 2010.

00:56:20.000 We've always lived longer than our fathers.

00:56:22.000 And then you fucking disgusting fat pigs. 0.98

00:56:24.000 Couldn't stop stuffing your face.

00:56:27.000 You eat when you're not even hungry.

00:56:28.000 And then you eat till your stomach hurts.

00:56:30.000 You disgusting tub. 0.86

00:56:32.000 If you're a man, new rule. 0.93

00:56:35.000 New rule.

00:56:36.000 New rule.

00:56:37.000 You need to be able to see your dick in the shower. 1.00

00:56:39.000 Now, I'm not going to say I can see my entire dick, right down to the pubes, but I can see my foreskin and at least half of my head.

00:56:49.000 That's pretty good.

00:56:50.000 For a 50-year-old.

00:56:51.000 But if you can't see your dick, we got problems. 0.91

00:56:54.000 So go to that chart I showed you at 1.9.

00:57:00.000 There it is.

00:57:01.000 You see that dip?

00:57:02.000 So this was the death rate going down, down, down, down, down since the end of World War II.

00:57:08.000 And then 2010, zoop, it goes up again.

00:57:12.000 And if you look, you'll notice that it's very steady since 2010.

00:57:18.000 2020, 2019 are not unusual.

00:57:21.000 Look at the value, deaths per thousand people.

00:57:23.000 It even looks like it's bent a little, little, little bit down, right?

00:57:29.000 It's a little less.

00:57:30.000 Well, you can look at the actual numbers, Ryan.

00:57:32.000 So 8.7, 8.8, 8.9.

00:57:35.000 Zoom out.

00:57:37.000 Yeah, 8.9, 8.8, 8.7, 8.6, 8.5, 8.4, 8.3, 8.2.

00:57:43.000 It's been going up just over a percent every year.

00:57:46.000 It was actually worse in 2017 and 2016 than it was this year.

00:57:51.000 In fact, 2020 is, well, 2020, yeah, 2020 was relatively low if you look at the other percentages.

00:57:58.000 We haven't added that low since 2014.

00:58:00.000 So the reason that we have this 500,000, it seems so big.

00:58:05.000 God damn it, I got some fucking hair up my nose.

00:58:08.000 Is that we're pushing, we're funneling in all these other deaths, flu, heart disease, everything else.

00:58:15.000 You're on a motorcycle, you got your head blown off by hitting a streetlight.

00:58:19.000 That's COVID.

00:58:20.000 George Floyd was the only guy with COVID we didn't count as a COVID death.

00:58:23.000 So that's why the numbers are so high.

00:58:25.000 But when you look at it actually charting, nothing's happening.

00:58:29.000 It's fine.

00:58:30.000 It's a normal year, normal number of deaths.

00:58:35.000 And that goes back to that article I was talking about when dogs walk on their hind legs.

00:58:38.000 Because when Biden says that, and he goes, We've had the worst, the highest number of deaths that we've had since 1918, for the past 100 years, you go, that sounds really bad.

00:58:51.000 And we've done this too, righties, not lefts.

00:58:56.000 Like when we say Trump had black unemployment the lowest it's ever been.

00:59:03.000 No, sorry, the highest it's ever been.

00:59:04.000 Yeah, black unemployment was the lowest it's ever been.

00:59:07.000 But yeah, but black unemployment had been going down for half a century.

00:59:11.000 So we just jumped on the end.

00:59:12.000 So that was kind of cheating on our part.

00:59:15.000 And Biden is cheating by saying that it's been going up.

00:59:18.000 We have way more deaths this year than last year.

00:59:20.000 Yeah, that's pretty typical.

00:59:21.000 Population's expanding.

00:59:23.000 Fatsos are getting fatter.

00:59:26.000 Anyway, I talked about teachers going back to school.

00:59:30.000 Let's jump into a COVID piece.

00:59:35.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

00:59:40.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

00:59:42.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

00:59:44.000 Chinese violence comes from China. 0.97

00:59:46.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

00:59:48.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

00:59:50.000 So teachers are saying it's racist to go back to school.

00:59:54.000 See if you can figure that one out.

00:59:56.000 If you condition funding on the reopening of schools, the money will only go to white and wealthier and healthier school communities that do not have the transmission rates that low-income black and brown communities do. 0.85

01:00:10.000 And black and brown communities have a higher rate.

01:00:14.000 It could be genetics, but I think it's because they just, they didn't do anything.

01:00:18.000 There was no mask.

01:00:19.000 There was no social distancing.

01:00:20.000 They totally ignored this whole thing.

01:00:22.000 And they're not getting the vaccine.

01:00:23.000 They don't trust it, which I'm fine with.

01:00:25.000 I'm not getting the vaccine.

01:00:26.000 Don't they have a predilection to have diabetes and obesity because they eat shitty food too?

01:00:31.000 Yeah.

01:00:32.000 It's called overindulging yourself.

01:00:35.000 Like that disgusting fat pig who's doing the talking. 1.00

01:00:38.000 Show her for a second.

01:00:42.000 They're a video in here.

01:00:43.000 Somewhere.

01:00:43.000 God, Gateway Pundit in your fucking ads.

01:00:48.000 I like the setup she did.

01:00:50.000 That's a terrifying face.

01:00:53.000 He seems like a good guy to drink beer with, doesn't he?

01:00:56.000 That's like Vito.

01:00:57.000 Vito Spamanti's there.

01:00:59.000 Vito!

01:01:00.000 Can I get Vito a beer?

01:01:02.000 Vito, why are you wearing makeup?

01:01:04.000 It's a joke.

01:01:07.000 Our virtual space in this time of fast-moving developments.

01:01:12.000 Tonight, we will cover updates on the state's plan to reopen schools, the UTLA member vote that began today, and some details of the LAUSD vaccination.

01:01:24.000 She had a dead drug dealer on her wall. 0.93

01:01:26.000 From what?

01:01:27.000 Is she a fan of drugs?

01:01:30.000 Safety conditions must be in place in our schools.

01:01:35.000 I'm just a fat, lazy bitch who doesn't want to do my job. 1.00

01:01:39.000 COVID-19 deaths decline.

01:01:42.000 Latino residents of Los Angeles County are still dying at three times the rate of white residents.

01:01:51.000 The new state plan and the rollout of vaccines have increased the political pressure, but they cannot change the science.

01:02:00.000 We can hear you.

01:02:00.000 Yet again, elected officials are discounting the community of the world.

01:02:04.000 What a fat piece of shit she is. 1.00

01:02:08.000 She is vulnerable to the disease.

01:02:10.000 That's why she gives a shit. 1.00

01:02:11.000 Hey, I sent you an article that was after this.

01:02:14.000 I emailed it to you.

01:02:15.000 About how students are just gone.

01:02:18.000 And I thought it was interesting that they look at the stop, stop.

01:02:25.000 Wait, go back.

01:02:26.000 Ah, shit.

01:02:27.000 Go to reload the page.

01:02:30.000 You got to see the icon.

01:02:31.000 Look at that.

01:02:32.000 Oh, wow.

01:02:32.000 You see that?

01:02:33.000 Yeah, that was quirk.

01:02:34.000 They always do this.

01:02:35.000 They always show, they'll talk about prostitution and they'll have white prostitutes. 0.99

01:02:39.000 They'll talk about domestic abuse and they'll have like a white fist. 0.56

01:02:42.000 Or they'll talk about students that have just vanished from the school system.

01:02:46.000 I mean, think about it as she would say on her hind legs.

01:02:50.000 We know this is black and Hispanic.

01:02:52.000 I talked to teachers at my gym.

01:02:54.000 The black kids are just not showing up and the parents could give two shits.

01:02:59.000 They are not coming to their Zooms.

01:03:01.000 What does this say?

01:03:02.000 I got a screenshot.

01:03:05.000 And it's so weird that they chose a stock photo where it's a dad making sure his kids get to class.

01:03:11.000 Thousands of students reported missing from school systems nationwide.

01:03:16.000 I had to reload that to snapshot it.

01:03:20.000 And what does it say?

01:03:21.000 You can just play it, yeah.

01:03:24.000 Race matters. 0.57

01:03:26.000 This is on California's new plan.

01:03:27.000 When you're talking about patterns of groups of people, race matters.

01:03:30.000 Culture matters.

01:03:31.000 Ethnicity matters. 0.97

01:03:33.000 And now, Michael, the challenge to reopen schools.

01:03:35.000 Details on California's new plan to get kids back in the classroom.

01:03:39.000 According to the school opening tracker, Burbio, less than 12% of the state's public school students are attending class in person.

01:03:47.000 Kaylee Hardong is live at a mass vaccination site for teachers that's just outside of Los Angeles.

01:03:53.000 Good morning, Kaylee.

01:03:55.000 Hi, Boring.

01:03:56.000 So yeah.

01:03:56.000 Good morning, Robin.

01:03:58.000 Good morning, Rob.

01:03:59.000 Some of them are not showing up.

01:04:02.000 So let's get back to COVID, Texas dropping their spear.

01:04:08.000 True too? 0.98

01:04:09.000 Actually, I don't think this adds anything to it.

01:04:11.000 Now is not the time to pull back, Fauci tells Texas.

01:04:14.000 So Texas dropped their spear, and now the corrupt sergeant, the lunatic from Apocalypse Now, is saying, pick up your spear.

01:04:22.000 This is not the time.

01:04:24.000 And then Mississippi, instead of Texas picking up his spear, Mississippi drops their spear.

01:04:30.000 I promise you, seven days from now is going to look very different.

01:04:33.000 All it takes is one person to say, fuck it.

01:04:36.000 I'm not doing this anymore.

01:04:37.000 And we're going to see more and more states following this.

01:04:40.000 We're going to see more and more restaurants.

01:04:42.000 You know, I'm out in the burbs and all my bars, you're sort of supposed to put your mask on when you go pee.

01:04:49.000 No one does that anymore.

01:04:50.000 And if you were to look at the bars I hang out in in the burbs, they look exactly like they did without a pandemic.

01:04:57.000 People have just given up.

01:04:58.000 And I've talked to my gym and All those bars, they haven't had anyone come by and in force for weeks.

01:05:05.000 One guy I know, he was having a party there, a birthday party.

01:05:09.000 People were there at 4 a.m.

01:05:11.000 Some rookie cop, it was his first day on the job, basically.

01:05:15.000 He came in.

01:05:16.000 So, this is the prime candidate to enforce the rules, right?

01:05:20.000 A rookie who doesn't have any sort of sense of like letting shit slide.

01:05:24.000 And then a 4 a.m. party during lockdown, during COVID.

01:05:28.000 What happened?

01:05:29.000 He said, dude, you got two cars parked right in front of here.

01:05:33.000 Could you move them down to the side street?

01:05:36.000 And then, yeah, don't have the TVs on.

01:05:39.000 And then we're good.

01:05:43.000 So that's what the burbs are doing.

01:05:44.000 It's just a matter of time before the city follows suit.

01:05:50.000 Wait, what's 2-3?

01:05:51.000 I think we already showed that, didn't we?

01:05:56.000 We've got a lot of intersectionality today with topics overlapping.

01:05:59.000 Yeah, that marriage still dies. 0.96

01:06:01.000 And the more died this year than any other year.

01:06:05.000 Do 2-4?

01:06:07.000 Yeah, we've already covered that.

01:06:10.000 All right, let's jump to racism. 0.53

01:06:13.000 All inexorably linked to all of these subjects.

01:06:16.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:06:21.000 That was racist, guys.

01:06:23.000 So let's look at this meme here and marvel at how 2021 has already become the most fucked up year in history.

01:06:34.000 I mean, think about it.

01:06:35.000 This year, more canceled, 100 years cancel.

01:06:39.000 I mean, come on, man.

01:06:40.000 Just think about it, man.

01:06:41.000 Think about it, man.

01:06:43.000 Come on.

01:06:45.000 Go back.

01:06:45.000 So from right to left, we've got Dana Sirano, whatever her name is, a fucking smokeshow with the perfect amount of fat on her body.

01:06:55.000 She said, before the Jews were whisked away in World War II, they were dehumanized, deplatformed, depersoned, and kids saw them as human garbage and would throw shit at them on the street.

01:07:07.000 This is where we're leading to now with this depersoning and deplatforming.

01:07:12.000 Okay, first of all, America is capable of one analogy, and it's Hitler. 0.64

01:07:17.000 So she's just following what everyone else is doing, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, which is cheap and lazy, but that's not her sin.

01:07:24.000 Her sin was using a Nazi analogy to defend the right. 1.00

01:07:28.000 You're only allowed to use Nazi analogies to criticize the right.

01:07:32.000 So that is fucking absurd.

01:07:34.000 By the rules that America laid out, which is you always have to use a Nazi analogy, she did a perfect Nazi analogy, and it is totally legitimate, and it's actually better than the usual dumb Hitler analogies. 0.85

01:07:46.000 So that makes no fucking sense.

01:07:48.000 Next, we have Uncle Ben.

01:07:50.000 What is the problem?

01:07:54.000 Are you saying that they don't have black uncles?

01:07:56.000 Was he a butler?

01:07:57.000 Is that, I actually don't know the problem with Uncle Ben.

01:08:01.000 Was he a butler?

01:08:02.000 Okay.

01:08:03.000 There was black butlers in the world. 0.99

01:08:06.000 And a butler is not seen as like a shit job.

01:08:11.000 A lot of people want to be butlers.

01:08:14.000 Let me see Uncle Ben.

01:08:19.000 Rather Frank Brown was working in the Matri D Hotel, a Chicago restaurant.

01:08:22.000 Okay.

01:08:23.000 At the time of variety of parboiled rice, okay.

01:08:29.000 Uncle Ben's really given the name Uncle Ben's Plantation Rice, but it's not called that anymore.

01:08:34.000 Hard to find.

01:08:34.000 Old newspaper clippings.

01:08:36.000 All right.

01:08:37.000 Hello.

01:08:38.000 Help me out here.

01:08:40.000 As for Ben himself, the name Uncle Ben apparently comes from a real African-American rice farmer from Houston, well-renowned for his rice.

01:08:46.000 Help me, please.

01:08:47.000 Caricatures of black people have had a history in advertisement.

01:08:50.000 How is he a caricature?

01:08:52.000 It's a totally realistic drawing.

01:08:54.000 It looks like a photograph.

01:08:57.000 In fact, I think it's a drawing of a photograph.

01:08:59.000 It might even be a fucking photograph.

01:09:01.000 Look at that.

01:09:02.000 Wait, zoom out.

01:09:03.000 How is this a problem?

01:09:06.000 If Mr. Ben wasn't then real, then why create the character to begin with?

01:09:10.000 You'll notice they can't say anything.

01:09:11.000 Uncle Ben is still a trope of black servitude.

01:09:15.000 Prove it.

01:09:17.000 This is like that fucking dog on the hind legs article.

01:09:20.000 It's just, you just say something.

01:09:22.000 Didn't you guys go to high school?

01:09:24.000 If I said that short, fat people tend not to be good at basketball, I have to back it up.

01:09:30.000 The fact that that just seems intuitively true, it is, by the way, isn't enough.

01:09:34.000 You have to prove it.

01:09:36.000 He is a trope of black servitude. 0.86

01:09:38.000 He looks to me like a well-employed, distinguished gentleman.

01:09:42.000 And if you're a butler or you're working at a fancy restaurant like, say, Keene's Steakhouse, you're upper middle class.

01:09:49.000 Which brings us to Aunt Jemima, who was a freed slave who started a fantastic company.

01:09:55.000 They've ruined that company now.

01:09:57.000 Her ancestors, her whatever great-grandchildren, are outraged that she's been erased from history.

01:10:04.000 And now it's called like, I don't know what the fuck Aunt Jemima's called now. 0.59

01:10:08.000 It's called like Super Syrup 129 from San Francisco or something.

01:10:14.000 So she was an entrepreneur who created this incredible recipe that everyone loved. 0.94

01:10:19.000 And she went from slave to multi-millionaire entrepreneur. 1.00

01:10:24.000 Sounds pretty good to me.

01:10:26.000 But no, they made her a maid. 1.00

01:10:29.000 So it's servitude.

01:10:30.000 Ryan, if you're looking for what it's called now, you should say, what is Aunt Jemima called now?

01:10:35.000 Looks like it's called...

01:10:36.000 Are we talking about Miss Buttersworth, maybe?

01:10:38.000 Because this seems to be...

01:10:40.000 Pearl Milling Company.

01:10:41.000 There we go.

01:10:42.000 It's called Pearl Milling Company.

01:10:43.000 Soon to be known as.

01:10:45.000 Pearl Milling Company.

01:10:46.000 I haven't changed the website yet.

01:10:48.000 I can fix that in like a minute.

01:10:50.000 What's that blue one?

01:10:52.000 Looks like.

01:10:54.000 What is this?

01:10:55.000 Captain Crunch's Ocean Blue Syrup?

01:10:59.000 Gross.

01:11:00.000 I couldn't imagine wanting that.

01:11:01.000 Do you put it on your Cap and Crunch?

01:11:04.000 I wonder why blacks have an obesity problem. 1.00

01:11:07.000 The captain is racist, too.

01:11:08.000 Okay, so let's go back to that.

01:11:12.000 Indian land of lakes.

01:11:15.000 When you think of lakes and you think of the founding of our country, you think of Indians.

01:11:20.000 That's a compliment.

01:11:22.000 Is she subservient because she's on her knees? 1.00

01:11:24.000 Is the implication she's going to blow me or something?

01:11:26.000 Is that Indian servitude? 0.99

01:11:29.000 She looks like a very empowered, cool Indian lady who's clean and healthy. 0.98

01:11:35.000 What the fuck's the matter with that?

01:11:37.000 Is she serving the white man?

01:11:40.000 So that's ridiculous.

01:11:41.000 And then we have Paw Patrol, which is banned because it makes cops look like good guys.

01:11:48.000 In other words, kids, cops are bad guys.

01:11:51.000 In other words, kids, if you're in trouble, don't go to the police.

01:11:56.000 What the fuck are you saying to my children?

01:12:00.000 I don't like that.

01:12:02.000 Then we have the Indians. 1.00

01:12:04.000 Now, I've had a fight with my wife's relatives about this.

01:12:07.000 And I go, it's a cartoon.

01:12:10.000 Of course it's an exaggeration.

01:12:13.000 Cartoons of everyone are an exaggeration, but at least that has an argument.

01:12:16.000 This is the first one out of that whole thing that has an argument.

01:12:19.000 And the argument is it's a racist depiction of an Indian.

01:12:22.000 It exaggerates his features like a Jew with a big nose. 1.00

01:12:25.000 Okay, I'll give you that.

01:12:27.000 I think it's stupid, but at least there's a point.

01:12:29.000 However, next to you, we have an Indian who's not exaggerated.

01:12:33.000 It looks just like Uncle Ben, but a profile.

01:12:35.000 The fuck is that?

01:12:38.000 And then we have Mr. Potato Head that has an argument.

01:12:41.000 It's a retarded argument, but it's Mr. Potato Head. 0.98

01:12:45.000 Actually, no, I'm not giving you that one either.

01:12:47.000 I'll reluctantly give you the cartoon.

01:12:50.000 I forgot why Potato Head was canceled.

01:12:52.000 Because, yeah, like say you're born female, right? 0.95

01:12:56.000 Oh, and you identify as male.

01:12:58.000 Then you're Mr. Potato Head.

01:13:00.000 And you could even take hormones and grow a mustache.

01:13:02.000 So Mr. Potato Head could be a woman. 1.00

01:13:04.000 There's plenty of these crazy dykes that want to be called Mr. He, him are my pronouns. 1.00

01:13:08.000 I identify as male.

01:13:10.000 So can't Mr. Potato Head still exist?

01:13:12.000 It just has a vagina. 1.00

01:13:14.000 I mean, neither Mr. or Mrs. Potato Head have genitalia.

01:13:18.000 So why can't that be a thing?

01:13:20.000 Yeah, that's why, remember that post that somebody, I forget what it was, but they put Womixen to try to be inclusionary.

01:13:26.000 But for Women's Month, Women's History Month, they made it Wumixen, W-O-M-X-N or something. 0.98

01:13:35.000 And then women got pissed off, which they should. 1.00

01:13:38.000 They're being erased by men.

01:13:41.000 And nowhere is that more prevalent than women's sports. 1.00

01:13:44.000 But anyway, so the only one there is the sh, whatever that is, the Cleveland Indians.

01:13:52.000 And then at the bottom of it, we have Dr. Zeus.

01:13:59.000 So let's look at Dr. Zeus.

01:14:00.000 Let's go to 2.7.

01:14:04.000 This has pissed off a lot of people, by the way.

01:14:07.000 Say you are...

01:14:08.000 Turn it up.

01:14:15.000 These are all the top-selling books on Amazon right now.

01:14:19.000 Jordan B. Peterson's up there, too.

01:14:21.000 That's funny.

01:14:22.000 Flying off the fucking shelves.

01:14:29.000 So go to 2.9.

01:14:31.000 Let's look at some of his racist drawings.

01:14:33.000 I'm open-minded.

01:14:34.000 I didn't know he was a racist.

01:14:36.000 Let's see.

01:14:38.000 Okay, this blog says he was.

01:14:40.000 And here, what does that say?

01:14:43.000 And the wolf chewed up the children and spit out their bones.

01:14:47.000 But those were foreign children, and it really didn't matter. 0.97

01:14:52.000 Wait, that's a political cartoon, is it not?

01:14:54.000 Yeah, he didn't do that.

01:14:57.000 So that's fake, right?

01:15:01.000 Adolf and Adolph the Wolf.

01:15:04.000 Wait a minute, go back up.

01:15:08.000 My family visited Seussville.

01:15:10.000 We loved it.

01:15:10.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:15:11.000 To be clear, I am really struggling with this.

01:15:13.000 So I don't know what that was, the context of that.

01:15:15.000 It could have been, he was a cartoonist in World War II, and Mickey Mouse was fighting Hitler, Bugs Bunny, everyone had to pick up the pieces, and they were instructed to do things.

01:15:26.000 So that could be an anti-Hitler thing, Adolf the Wolf?

01:15:32.000 That looks like pro-Foreign Children, actually. 0.70

01:15:35.000 Isn't that so?

01:15:36.000 Yeah, that looks like it's saying the wolf is Adolf Hitler and he's evil.

01:15:39.000 And it's negative to be flippant about deaths.

01:15:42.000 So we don't know the context of that.

01:15:44.000 So here we have a page.

01:15:46.000 I've seen this auctioned off.

01:15:48.000 It's fucking ancient, like the 40s.

01:15:52.000 Just the first panel?

01:15:52.000 Monkey wrenches, okay?

01:15:54.000 And then zoom out.

01:15:57.000 And then what's the last panel there?

01:16:02.000 Take home a high-grade nigger for your woodpile. 1.00

01:16:05.000 Satisfaction guaranteed.

01:16:07.000 So that's racist.

01:16:09.000 So we found a racist cartoon.

01:16:10.000 He was probably, look at his shitty style back then.

01:16:13.000 So this is probably when he was in his teens.

01:16:16.000 All right.

01:16:17.000 You did a racist drawing when you were a kid.

01:16:20.000 Therefore, none of Dr. Zeus, I know that bothers you, is politically correct.

01:16:28.000 The Lorax was an AOC Green New Deal book where everyone was being punished for cutting down all the trees. 0.59

01:16:35.000 The guy was left-wing.

01:16:37.000 So he did one drawing when he was a kid that's racist.

01:16:40.000 Gandhi said blacks were inferior when he was a kid, when he was in college.

01:16:45.000 He changed his mind.

01:16:46.000 He evolved.

01:16:47.000 You're not allowed to evolve anymore.

01:16:52.000 Isn't he pointing out how absurd that is to have a human being as a tool?

01:16:56.000 Meanwhile, there are just wrenches.

01:16:58.000 There's that flycatcher.

01:17:00.000 There's bales of hay.

01:17:02.000 It's not, isn't it?

01:17:03.000 Yeah, I didn't even analyze it.

01:17:04.000 Maybe it doesn't have a racist term.

01:17:06.000 It's like kind of anti-racism.

01:17:08.000 Yeah, maybe it's mocking racism.

01:17:09.000 What is the nigger in a woodpile thing? 1.00

01:17:11.000 What is that?

01:17:12.000 For your woodpile.

01:17:14.000 No, not that.

01:17:14.000 It's a saying.

01:17:15.000 What does it mean?

01:17:17.000 Look it up.

01:17:20.000 I'm so not racist, I forgot how to spell the N-word.

01:17:24.000 Nagger.

01:17:25.000 Let's see here.

01:17:28.000 Some fact of considerable importance that has not disclosed something suspicious or wrong.

01:17:33.000 Commonly is...

01:17:35.000 So was it black stealing your wood? 1.00

01:17:40.000 Well, there's a cartoon that goes with it.

01:17:45.000 No, that's not the origin, though.

01:17:47.000 I want to know what it comes from.

01:17:49.000 Origin.

01:17:50.000 Both evidence is slight, but it is presumed that they were derived from factual instances of fugitive slaves in their light north under piles of firewood within hiding.

01:18:02.000 Oh, I see.

01:18:03.000 Hiding there during.

01:18:05.000 Gotcha.

01:18:07.000 Barack Toboggan was a huge fan of Dr. Zeus.

01:18:14.000 He said you could understand everything you need to know about the world from Dr. Okay, I'll start saying it right: Dr. Zeus.

01:18:21.000 All the stuff you need to know is in Dr. Zeus.

01:18:26.000 It's like you have to start building speeches.

01:18:34.000 Sycophants giggling.

01:18:35.000 He could have pulled his dick out and they'd go, whoa my. 0.87

01:18:39.000 It's a penis. 0.61

01:18:41.000 Why don't they treat somebody differently just because they don't have a scar on their butt?

01:18:44.000 Anyway, he goes and does a bunch of analogies with Dr. Zeus.

01:18:46.000 And then you also had Michelle Obama doing story time.

01:18:49.000 It's like green eggs and ham.

01:18:51.000 So out of all of those in that original meme we showed, the only argument, and it's a shit argument, the only argument that exists at all is the Cleveland Indians.

01:19:02.000 That cartoon exaggerates.

01:19:04.000 And I always said, no one calls themselves the Philadelphia fuckheads or the Arizona losers.

01:19:11.000 So you obviously like that cartoon.

01:19:13.000 You're going into battle.

01:19:15.000 All sports is just war, you realize.

01:19:17.000 It's the same gladiator cage.

01:19:18.000 It even looks like the old gladiator things.

01:19:20.000 We're not in wars, or at least we're not watching them the way we used to.

01:19:24.000 So we fake battles and we have one side fight the other and we watch a mini war.

01:19:29.000 So it's war.

01:19:30.000 And you don't put an emblem of something that's insulting on your body when you're going into battle.

01:19:35.000 So they obviously like the chief Wampom or whatever his name is.

01:19:41.000 Oh, wait, I jumped over something speaking to Mr. Potato Head.

01:19:44.000 2-2-6.

01:19:50.000 What are you doing?

01:19:51.000 Come on, slow ass. 1.00

01:19:58.000 Holy shit, you're slow.

01:19:59.000 That was...

01:19:59.000 Hey, I was about to go get dinner for my kids when Donald Trump Jr. attacked me in his speech at SEPAC.

01:20:05.000 Something about me looking like a gender-neutral potato head.

01:20:08.000 On Friday, I was about to go get dinner for my kids.

01:20:10.000 Why does he say he's going to get his kids?

01:20:12.000 Is he trying to humanize himself?

01:20:14.000 I was just being a sweet old man trying to get my kids food.

01:20:17.000 On Friday, I was about to go get dinner for my kids when Donald Trump Jr. attacked me in his speech at SEPAC.

01:20:23.000 Something about me looking like a gender-neutral potato head.

01:20:29.000 That's exactly what you are, my man.

01:20:36.000 All right, let's jump down to Antifa.

01:20:45.000 You're fucking wife, man! 1.00

01:20:47.000 You've never experienced my life!

01:20:53.000 Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers!

01:20:57.000 Fuck your dad! 0.76

01:21:01.000 MSNBC still is so naive.

01:21:07.000 I mean, think about it.

01:21:08.000 100 years.

01:21:09.000 Think about it, man.

01:21:11.000 Barack Toboggan, I was vice principal.

01:21:14.000 MSNBC is still on this anti-fascist kick where they're antifa.

01:21:19.000 By the way, John Brennan in the middle there recently said, I am getting more and more embarrassed to be a white male.

01:21:26.000 He is like Bill Burr.

01:21:28.000 He's a beta male who married a Muslim, and she is a devout Muslim.

01:21:32.000 I believe John Brennan secretly converted to Islam.

01:21:36.000 And I also believe that the show, and I have this from reliable sources, the show Homeland is based on him.

01:21:42.000 Remember Homeland?

01:21:43.000 The red-haired guy, my wife calls him a Butterface, which is weird because it implies she likes his body.

01:21:50.000 He came back from being a prisoner in jihadist.

01:21:56.000 Why aren't you looking it up, you fucktard? 1.00

01:21:59.000 Homeland.

01:22:02.000 It's about this red-haired dude, the guy from Billions, and he comes back from being a jihadist prisoner, and they think he's convert.

01:22:09.000 He has converted to Islam while he was there, and they think he's planning a terrorist attack now that he's a convert, and they're suspicious of him.

01:22:19.000 I heard it was based on John Brennan.

01:22:25.000 What do you got there?

01:22:27.000 Good job, Brian.

01:22:28.000 Oh, there's an ad first.

01:22:30.000 Okay.

01:22:32.000 So don't show the ad.

01:22:35.000 Anyway, it's too late.

01:22:36.000 Moments passed.

01:22:37.000 It's with, what's her name?

01:22:38.000 Claire Danes.

01:22:40.000 She's always crying in every shot.

01:22:41.000 It is Claire Danes, yep.

01:22:43.000 Yeah, see that guy right there?

01:22:50.000 So what I think's going on with John Brennan, this is wait, there he is, being rescued.

01:22:54.000 There he is.

01:22:54.000 That's John Brennan.

01:22:56.000 What I think's going on with John Brennan is his wife's bullying him, talking about Islam all the time.

01:23:01.000 He likes it.

01:23:01.000 He's submissive.

01:23:03.000 And he's parroting her contempt for the West, for white males, for Christianity.

01:23:09.000 And he's a cuck.

01:23:10.000 And I think Bill Burr is the same way.

01:23:12.000 You listen to Bill Burr's stand-up, and it sounds like Wanda Sykes.

01:23:15.000 He sounds like a black woman right now. 0.96

01:23:17.000 All he talks about is white women and how they're piggybacking on the civil rights movement, and they've been benefiting from all these white males and fucking white bitches, those skinny ass bitches. 1.00

01:23:26.000 That's Bill Burr's bit.

01:23:29.000 Bill Burr, John Brennan, pussy-whipped cucks.

01:23:33.000 Anyway, go back to that clip.

01:23:34.000 So that's the context here.

01:23:36.000 We have white male hater Joy Reed, and then we have white male hater John Brennan, and then we have this clown who takes things at face value.

01:23:47.000 More guns, more crime, right?

01:23:49.000 He's incapable of counterintuitive thinking, and anti-fascists are against fascism because they said they are.

01:23:56.000 And Osama bin Laden attacked us on 9-11 because of our foreign policy.

01:24:00.000 If we had better foreign policy, then we wouldn't have been attacked.

01:24:04.000 Why Osama bin Laden said so?

01:24:06.000 Is that a trans chink? 1.00

01:24:08.000 It does look like a trink.

01:24:10.000 A trink? 0.96

01:24:11.000 This is him saying he's embarrassed.

01:24:13.000 At best, hypocritical at the safety of law enforcement.

01:24:17.000 Well, I must say, to Claire's point, I'm increasingly embarrassed to be a white male these days.

01:24:23.000 What I see of my other white males saying. 0.63

01:24:25.000 But it just shows.

01:24:26.000 So this guy, by the way, did exactly what Roger Stone did.

01:24:30.000 He lied to the FBI during an investigation, but because he's on the left, he got a gig as a CNN contributor, I believe.

01:24:37.000 He's also on MSNBC, or maybe he's an MSNBC contributor.

01:24:40.000 But he got a great fluffy media gig, whereas Roger Stone almost lost his life, and he would have if he wasn't pardoned by Trump.

01:24:47.000 Anyway, sorry, go ahead.

01:24:49.000 There is no equivalency by any measure between Antifa or any political left terrorism right now and what's going on on the political right.

01:24:57.000 And I always like to remind people when they hear Antifa, that means anti-fascist, which is in response to another.

01:25:04.000 So if you have Antifa, then you have FAO, or as in fascists, which comes down to white supremacy.

01:25:10.000 It's the number one issue in the country in terms of domestic terrorism and terrorism overall.

01:25:15.000 And it's followed up very closely behind by anti-government militia groups.

01:25:19.000 And that's really where the FBI, I think Director Ray said that today.

01:25:23.000 He's going to focus on that.

01:25:24.000 I would like to see our elected leaders focus on that as well.

01:25:29.000 Can you believe that?

01:25:31.000 And you know, called them simpletons. 0.81

01:25:33.000 Can you believe that level of naivete?

01:25:34.000 The only question is, are they feigning ignorance or are they really that stupid?

01:25:38.000 Where is Antifa most active?

01:25:41.000 In the Pacific Northwest, Seattle and Portland.

01:25:44.000 That's where they're going nuts on a daily basis.

01:25:46.000 They're probably rioting right now as we speak.

01:25:49.000 So if they're a reaction to FA, then those must be the most fascist places in the country, right?

01:25:56.000 Portland and Seattle must be rife with fascism, with cops shooting black people for no reason.

01:26:03.000 Now you clearly know they're not.

01:26:05.000 So what the fuck are you talking about?

01:26:08.000 What are you talking about?

01:26:10.000 Again, the lack of logic.

01:26:14.000 Out of all of those people that were banned, we only have that one cartoon that has a grain of truth.

01:26:19.000 And with this, he says, if you see Antifa, they're reacting to fascism.

01:26:23.000 Okay, show me the fascism in Seattle and Portland.

01:26:27.000 I mean, if you're going to make that stupid argument, then talk about the south side of Chicago or Baltimore, Alabama.

01:26:33.000 Maybe you'll find some racism down there.

01:26:38.000 Speaking of...

01:26:40.000 And what did we have?

01:26:41.000 We had the storming of the Capitol.

01:26:42.000 Yes, that was bad.

01:26:43.000 You got us.

01:26:44.000 Bad move on the right.

01:26:47.000 But no one was hurt.

01:26:49.000 No damage.

01:26:50.000 I mean, a little bit of damage.

01:26:51.000 A couple windows.

01:26:52.000 Only person that was hurt was us.

01:26:54.000 And you've been rioting non-stop across the country.

01:26:56.000 So you're right.

01:26:57.000 There is no equivalence.

01:26:59.000 You have one versus, I would say, millions.

01:27:02.000 $3 billion of damage.

01:27:04.000 Every city has experienced riots.

01:27:06.000 Every state has had statues pulled down.

01:27:08.000 And it's been going on for a year.

01:27:10.000 They've been fucking destroying struggling businesses during a pandemic.

01:27:13.000 You're right.

01:27:14.000 That's not even close to wandering in the Capitol, grabbing a podium, sitting at a desk, and posing for selfies.

01:27:20.000 And they just stormed the Capitol in Georgia.

01:27:24.000 Was that dangerous?

01:27:31.000 Look at her.

01:27:36.000 Remember Taneshi Coates said white people walk around like they own the place?

01:27:40.000 And I said, I've only ever seen that with black women. 1.00

01:27:43.000 A cop is making an announcement that he's going to arrest people, and she sticks her head in his bullhorn.

01:27:48.000 Is that someone who thinks she owns the place or what? 0.77

01:27:50.000 Look at her.

01:27:51.000 Yeah, I think white women more so feel like they want to talk to whoever owns the place. 1.00

01:27:56.000 Where's the manager?

01:27:57.000 She's like, what are you going to do, bitch? 1.00

01:28:01.000 Looks yelling at the cop.

01:28:07.000 I like their uniforms down there.

01:28:10.000 Then we have John Solomon.

01:28:13.000 I saw Amy Siskin say it's confirmed and Tifa had nothing to do with the storming of the Capitol.

01:28:20.000 Ah, fudge. 0.94

01:28:21.000 They got suspended.

01:28:23.000 Wait a minute.

01:28:24.000 I think I predicted this.

01:28:26.000 I may have predicted this.

01:28:28.000 Wait a second.

01:28:29.000 Rye guy. 0.83

01:28:30.000 Wait, wait.

01:28:30.000 Is Andy No?

01:28:32.000 Wait, Andy No suspended?

01:28:34.000 Let me see.

01:28:34.000 No, no, no, he's not.

01:28:36.000 So who's the person that?

01:28:37.000 John Sullivan.

01:28:39.000 Oh, he's gone.

01:28:42.000 I got Ben Shapiro.

01:28:43.000 He's gone.

01:28:44.000 Iron York.

01:28:48.000 Jim Bowman.

01:28:50.000 Penis Varts.

01:28:52.000 I didn't screen grab it.

01:28:55.000 Or did I?

01:28:56.000 Yes, I did.

01:28:57.000 I got it, folks.

01:29:01.000 Yes.

01:29:03.000 We cross our T's and dot our I's here.

01:29:05.000 I'll email it to you right now.

01:29:08.000 I'm so glad I got that.

01:29:11.000 Jaden X is his name.

01:29:14.000 Jaden X is, of course, John Sullivan.

01:29:17.000 And John Sullivan was at the Capitol.

01:29:21.000 I don't know what the fuck the FBI is talking about when they say there's no evidence of Antifa being there.

01:29:25.000 John Sullivan is Antifa.

01:29:27.000 He was there.

01:29:28.000 He was dressed in MAGA gear.

01:29:30.000 He documented all this.

01:29:32.000 He's in court now.

01:29:33.000 They've charged him, and they said don't go on social media.

01:29:36.000 So I think his lawyer had him delete his account.

01:29:38.000 But he went on social media anyway because he's a retard. 1.00

01:29:41.000 And he put up this bizarre tweet.

01:29:44.000 Right-wing journalist Mr. Andy No is at the Capitol riots, then fled to Paris the day after to avoid prosecution from the U.S. government.

01:29:51.000 Seems like someone is guilty.

01:29:52.000 He needs some accountability.

01:29:54.000 And then look at the picture.

01:29:55.000 Timestamp is 826.

01:29:58.000 Like, I'm not the biggest Asian expert in the world, but that is so obviously not Andy No. 0.68

01:30:04.000 And Andy No has documented proof that he wasn't even in the country.

01:30:09.000 That's Andy Knott.

01:30:10.000 That's Andy Knott.

01:30:12.000 Andy.

01:30:12.000 Oh, no.

01:30:14.000 Oh, no.

01:30:15.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:30:17.000 So this dummy is violating the terms of his bail by going on social media.

01:30:21.000 And John Sullivan was the guy who, I think, got Ashley Babbitt killed because he said, come on, let's go.

01:30:26.000 Let's go.

01:30:27.000 And she listened to him and jumped through that broken window, and that's when she got shot.

01:30:33.000 This dude's dumb.

01:30:35.000 But for some reason, the FBI isn't saying that Antifa was there.

01:30:37.000 The good news is that the FBI has said, we're not classifying Antifa as a terrorist organization.

01:30:42.000 We're also not classifying Proud Boys as a terrorist organization.

01:30:47.000 Thank God.

01:30:48.000 That's after 30.

01:30:49.000 I didn't number it.

01:30:51.000 Between 30 and 31.

01:30:53.000 FBI does not consider the Proud Boys a domestic terrorist group.

01:30:56.000 Oh, this is Epoch Times is a really hard one to watch for free.

01:31:00.000 I think you've got to go on some crazy VPN shit to get it for free.

01:31:07.000 No, that's not how you do it.

01:31:09.000 Do it what I said.

01:31:11.000 But in that article, they say, um, the Proud Boys through the use of encrypted communication.

01:31:19.000 Oh, no, I'm sorry, that's a different article.

01:31:21.000 Yeah.

01:31:22.000 They said, they said what they always say.

01:31:24.000 They said, we don't do that with groups.

01:31:26.000 Like with the Hells Angels.

01:31:28.000 If someone is dealing heroin in the Hell's Angels, well, they wouldn't allow that.

01:31:31.000 But if someone's dealing Coke in the Hells Angels, they deal with that guy.

01:31:35.000 They don't go and investigate the Hells Angels as a Coke-dealing biker club. 0.96

01:31:39.000 And that's what they're doing with both Antifa and Proud Boys with this.

01:31:42.000 They're just saying, we're looking at individuals and what those individuals' actions were.

01:31:46.000 Of course, you go up in Canada and they say, no, we have no problem calling the entire organization a terrorist organization because of what some members who are affiliated with the club did as civilians in another country in America on January 6th.

01:32:02.000 So much fucking scrutiny on these people on Jan 6.

01:32:07.000 Isn't it amazing?

01:32:08.000 Does anyone see what I see?

01:32:10.000 I see a relatively uneventful piece of vandalism treated like the end of the world and then a year of absolute chaos completely ignored.

01:32:22.000 What percentage of America sees that?

01:32:25.000 How many people are able to ignore 10 months of absolute chaos in this country and focus on that one dumb move?

01:32:36.000 Asked about the FBI class, Ray told lawmakers, I don't think we have treated the Proud Boys itself as a domestic terrorism group, but we certainly have individuals, he began adding, well, there is, as meaning as center under federal law and U.S. law, domestic terrorism,

01:32:52.000 the same way there is for foreign terrorist organizations.

01:32:55.000 So the opposite of Canada, really, because Canada's lumped Proud Boys in with ISIS.

01:32:58.000 All right, this brings us to Proud Boys.

01:33:00.000 Let's start the Proud Boys interstitial, because there's a lot to talk about.

01:33:05.000 Just give them something to talk about.

01:33:08.000 Start fights, we finish them.

01:33:12.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

01:33:14.000 They finish out of your boys.

01:33:18.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

01:33:22.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

01:33:28.000 So this is really bad.

01:33:29.000 3-1.

01:33:31.000 There's a sentence in here that I find incredibly damning because despite the FBI saying they're not treating them as terrorists, the prosecutors are definitely going with that angle, and they seem to be really focusing on Rufio Panman, pictured right there with the bullhorn.

01:33:47.000 He was the guy who knocked out that Antifa so hard, his sunglasses went flying off, and the guy passed out standing up.

01:33:53.000 They called it the punch heard around the world.

01:33:55.000 And at the next Proud Boys meetup in New York, there was maybe 100 dudes there.

01:33:59.000 Too many.

01:34:00.000 But here's the specific thing that is a red flag and should alarm you as an innocent citizen.

01:34:09.000 Dressed in black, wearing a tactical vest, led the Proud Boys through the use of encrypted communications and military-style equipment, prosecutors allege.

01:34:19.000 So that's not great, but here's the smoking gun.

01:34:23.000 And he led them with the specific plans to split up into groups, attempt to break into the Capitol building, form as many different points as possible, and here we go.

01:34:34.000 Here's the million-dollar sentence.

01:34:36.000 And prevent the joint session of Congress from certifying the Electoral College results.

01:34:42.000 Now, that's a lie.

01:34:43.000 That's not what they were trying to do.

01:34:46.000 But if you recall, the DA was asked how he classifies terrorism, and he said, again, this is all garbage, but this is their argument, that Antifa's fine because the vandalism happened at night.

01:34:58.000 So it wasn't trying to prevent the government doing anything.

01:35:01.000 Now, clearly, these guys weren't trying to prevent the capital.

01:35:04.000 They were just saying, fuck you.

01:35:06.000 They had no agenda to stop the Electoral College.

01:35:09.000 You're giving it way too much credit.

01:35:11.000 However, if that's appearing in the courts, they are trying to crowbar these actions into what the DA defined as terrorism.

01:35:18.000 The DA said, if you do it at night, it's just vandalism.

01:35:22.000 If you do it in the day, it's domestic terrorism because you're trying to stop the government from doing their jobs.

01:35:28.000 Now, that's bullshit.

01:35:29.000 Terrorism is terrorism.

01:35:31.000 Terrorism is any act of violence meant to procure political gains.

01:35:38.000 So if I punch every Democrat in my neighborhood in the face, no matter what time of day it is, I'm trying to make you feel scared to be a Democrat.

01:35:49.000 That's terrorism.

01:35:51.000 The guy who planted the bomb, by the way, all of this scrutiny, we've got the Washington Post, we've got the Wall Street Journal, we've got the New York Times, pouring over video data, staring at these faces, identifying everyone.

01:36:05.000 They caught the guy who looks like me, and they got everyone.

01:36:08.000 Zero attention on the pipe bomb.

01:36:11.000 Remember the pipe bomb?

01:36:12.000 There was one at the RNC, one at the DNC, sorry, one at the GOP headquarters, one at the DNC headquarters.

01:36:19.000 We have no information.

01:36:19.000 It's another Las Vegas.

01:36:21.000 We don't know anything about it at all, but we know who broke the window, and we know who sat at Nancy Pelosi's desk.

01:36:28.000 We know the guy with the horns on his buffalo head.

01:36:31.000 I saw this yesterday.

01:36:32.000 This is kind of good news for the meantime.

01:36:34.000 Probably will be released pending trial.

01:36:37.000 The judge called it a close case, but found that the government's arguments wanting read the strength of evidence that he aided, abetted, others in destroying property.

01:36:45.000 Wow, this is huge.

01:36:47.000 During the hearing, the government sort of backed off a claim that Nordin led others in a plan to split into groups.

01:36:51.000 Oh, you know why they backed off?

01:36:53.000 Because they got his phone records and saw everything and realized that they had just made it up.

01:36:58.000 They said he had tactical walkie-talkies.

01:37:01.000 Well, yes, he had ordered them, but they didn't arrive in time.

01:37:06.000 Oh, but you wanted to.

01:37:08.000 Well, that's pretty flimsy.

01:37:10.000 Government said it stood by, but since it was disputed, it would be withdrawed as a factor for consideration.

01:37:16.000 Chef Judge Beryl Howell noted that other probably defendants, including some with similar leadership roles who were accused of property destruction, were released without opposition from the government.

01:37:24.000 She had concerns about consistency in these cases.

01:37:27.000 Oh, no, she sounds like she might be fair.

01:37:29.000 Is she Black? 1.00

01:37:31.000 Oh, I don't know.

01:37:33.000 Beryl sounds black.

01:37:35.000 And that sounds racist that I said that, but the percentage of black judges that are conservative is very, very small.

01:37:42.000 What it came down to for the judge was that she didn't see enough evidence from the government about what exactly Nordine did at the Capitol that would rise to the level of warranting pre-trial detention and none that he himself destroyed property or assaulted anyone.

01:37:54.000 Fantastic.

01:37:55.000 Oh, this is good news.

01:37:56.000 That's good.

01:37:56.000 Because what I was just reading about prevent the joint session of Congress, right?

01:38:01.000 That is the DA's definition.

01:38:03.000 It doesn't matter what the truth is.

01:38:04.000 That's the DA's definition of terrorism.

01:38:06.000 So it looked like they're trying to pin terrorism on Nordeen, which is real bad because that's like 15 years.

01:38:15.000 I think that's what they want, but I...

01:38:19.000 I know this is what you want, and I'm not sorry.

01:38:23.000 But I don't think they're going to get it because there's no evidence.

01:38:26.000 I mean, there was no evidence that Max and Dean, I mean, Max and John were roaming the streets looking to beat up people, but they got four years.

01:38:35.000 So I could go either way at this point.

01:38:39.000 Yeah.

01:38:40.000 Can you look up Judge Beryl Howell?

01:38:42.000 B-E-R-Y-L-H-O-W-E-L-L? 0.99

01:38:49.000 Oh, no.

01:38:50.000 Oh, no.

01:38:52.000 Oh, good.

01:38:53.000 The odds are higher that she's remotely conservative.

01:38:56.000 Judge shuts down what?

01:38:59.000 Multi-million dollar loophole.

01:39:00.000 Okay, that's not political.

01:39:02.000 Release 200 secret government surveillance requests.

01:39:07.000 That sounds good.

01:39:08.000 Just released 200 secret.

01:39:09.000 That sounds good.

01:39:10.000 Yep.

01:39:10.000 Obama appointed.

01:39:12.000 That's a step back.

01:39:14.000 And you discriminate against minorities.

01:39:19.000 Uh-oh.

01:39:20.000 That's bad.

01:39:21.000 All right.

01:39:22.000 Another reason they might not want to go too deep in the weeds with this trial is that word got out that Trump ordered 10,000 troops to protect the Capitol.

01:39:31.000 And Nancy Pelosi said no.

01:39:34.000 10,000 troops.

01:39:36.000 That's 3-2.

01:39:37.000 Now, that makes you wonder, did she want the Capitol to get stormed? 0.97

01:39:41.000 Or is she just an imbecile? 1.00

01:39:42.000 I know someone who worked for her, and they said looking into her eyes was like looking into the eyes of a dead goat.

01:39:48.000 Yeah.

01:39:50.000 But it's also possible that they wanted this.

01:39:52.000 They're sure acting like they did.

01:39:54.000 You got to judge, too, by how much press the thing gets afterwards.

01:39:57.000 And Charlottesville, Heather Heyer, we heard about that every day for, we still are.

01:40:04.000 And the capital is still on everyone's lips.

01:40:07.000 And I think that in and of itself is proof that they were a setup because they wanted it to become a media talking point.

01:40:14.000 Jump scare.

01:40:18.000 Here's 3-2.

01:40:20.000 Yeah, we showed 3-2.

01:40:21.000 Let's go to 3-3 here.

01:40:23.000 The FBI loves Proud Boys more than Cuomo loves young girls.

01:40:27.000 And they're just not investigating.

01:40:29.000 Oh, we showed that meme yesterday.

01:40:31.000 They're not investigating Antifa.

01:40:34.000 And they have.

01:40:34.000 They say there's no evidence of Antifa being there.

01:40:36.000 Who's John Sullivan?

01:40:37.000 Why is he on trial?

01:40:40.000 And then I asked myself, the way they're treating this insurgents, was it so horrific?

01:40:47.000 The only fatal shot fired was by the government on an unarmed civilian.

01:40:51.000 We still don't know the name of Ashley Babbitt's killer.

01:40:54.000 True.

01:40:56.000 Zero guns seized from those arrested.

01:40:58.000 It was not an armed insurrection.

01:41:00.000 Meanwhile, within an hour of sitting down, all the jurors on the George Floyd case were doxxed.

01:41:07.000 Their home addresses were realized.

01:41:10.000 Yep.

01:41:11.000 Did you see all the fences and trenches and razor wire that are in Minneapolis ready for the not guilty verdict?

01:41:17.000 He's not guilty.

01:41:18.000 Yeah, that's why they did that.

01:41:21.000 Actually, that was something I wanted to show.

01:41:23.000 Jack Pasobic, it's right before, it's not numbered here.

01:41:29.000 It's between 33 and 30.

01:41:32.000 And it says, pozo nails dude who doesn't think the knee on the head is part of their training. 0.65

01:41:37.000 Got it.

01:41:38.000 Punching in the face is part of their training, too.

01:41:41.000 If you've ever been punched in the face, it reboots your hard drive.

01:41:43.000 It's a doozy.

01:41:44.000 So some guy, click on that tweet so we can see what it's the reaction to.

01:41:48.000 It says it's unavailable on the bottom.

01:41:50.000 Oh, he deleted it, of course.

01:41:52.000 Okay, then.

01:41:53.000 There you go.

01:41:54.000 Is that it?

01:41:54.000 No.

01:41:56.000 Tweets from Mr. Someone said to him, yeah, it's gone now, but I should have taken a picture of it.

01:42:01.000 I'm just going to start taking pictures of every tweet.

01:42:04.000 You're not trained to kneel on the neck.

01:42:06.000 You're actually supposed to be kneeling across the shoulder blades and your crotch above the head neck.

01:42:11.000 This is to balance you as you hold them still.

01:42:14.000 And then he had a tweet that's been deleted that said, don't tell me you're so fucking stupid that you think what they did was part of their training.

01:42:20.000 And then Jack Pasobic, who Ezra Levant must really regret firing.

01:42:26.000 I don't know why I did that.

01:42:27.000 But show the tweet I put up?

01:42:28.000 The original one?

01:42:30.000 Yeah.

01:42:30.000 Here is the training slide from the Minneapolis Police Department.

01:42:34.000 Look familiar?

01:42:36.000 Okay, they're in handcuffs.

01:42:37.000 Now what?

01:42:40.000 Sudden cardiac arrest typically occurs immediately following a violent struggle.

01:42:43.000 Place the subject in the recovery position to alleviate positional asphyxia.

01:42:49.000 Once in handcuffs, get EMS on the scene quickly to monitor and transport.

01:42:52.000 Sign a transport hold on these individuals.

01:42:55.000 Aren't the rookies that were with them fired?

01:42:57.000 I think they're gone now.

01:43:00.000 He's just doing what he was told.

01:43:02.000 Of course, because we live in a world where dogs walking on their hind legs must be torture, because it seems that way, then if this, if Derek Chauvin is released, there's going to be fucking chaos.

01:43:18.000 Just like the guy who beat up Rodney King, who was totally in the right to do so.

01:43:22.000 I tell you, I get no respect.

01:43:25.000 This is kind of ancient news at this point, but right after the day that we talked to Enrique, El Rike, he was on a total press tour 4-6.

01:43:40.000 Is that the best move right now, Henry?

01:43:42.000 Proud Boyce Chairman tells Seven News Group is misunderstood.

01:43:46.000 Yes, that's good.

01:43:46.000 I'm glad you're saying that.

01:43:47.000 Wait, what the?

01:43:48.000 This is the whole thing?

01:43:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:43:51.000 They blur it out his hat.

01:43:53.000 I think his hat said Roger Stone did nothing wrong.

01:43:57.000 Holy schmokes. 1.00

01:44:02.000 Stand back and stand by.

01:44:03.000 It's a statement made by the president that is now causing a lot of controversy after his first face-off with Joe Biden.

01:44:09.000 That was his response when asked to denounce a group often linked to white supremacy.

01:44:14.000 Sevens Maris Elabergo is now speaking with the group's chairman about those comments.

01:44:18.000 Give me a name, give me a name.

01:44:19.000 White supremacists and white meetings.

01:44:22.000 It's the most talked about exchange during Tuesday night presidential debate.

01:44:27.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

01:44:30.000 Following that scream from the president, a roar of criticism over his reluctance to denounce white supremacists.

01:44:38.000 I've always denounced any form.

01:44:40.000 Any form.

01:44:42.000 He has a million times.

01:44:43.000 We all do.

01:44:44.000 It's so boring.

01:44:45.000 The president says he doesn't know anything about the far-right group.

01:44:49.000 I don't know who the Proud Boys are.

01:44:51.000 They have to stand down, let law enforcement do their work.

01:44:54.000 We don't consider it an endorsement by the president at all.

01:44:57.000 Enrique Tario is the international chairman of the Proud Boys, and he lives right here in South Florida.

01:45:03.000 He reminds people Joe Biden mentioned their name on the big stage, not the president.

01:45:09.000 I believe stand back was kind of like answering Chris Wallace's question where he said to stand down and he used the word stand back.

01:45:18.000 But I think the point of controversy is the whole standby thing.

01:45:21.000 And what I took from it at least is pretty much stand by me.

01:45:27.000 The Florida Regional Director of the Anti-Defamation League considers the president's phrase, stand back and stand by, alarming.

01:45:34.000 Rather than a full condemnation of white supremacy or right-wing extremism, it is unacceptable and dangerous.

01:45:43.000 How do you think she got that gig?

01:45:44.000 I think her husband has a lot of money.

01:45:46.000 He does shipping.

01:45:48.000 And he donated to them under the condition that she becomes their rep in her area.

01:45:54.000 And it keeps her busy.

01:45:55.000 She goes to little meetings.

01:45:57.000 She tweets.

01:45:59.000 And he's happy.

01:46:00.000 She's happy.

01:46:01.000 Do they give you...

01:46:02.000 The person that's not happy is the truth.

01:46:04.000 Do they give you those glasses for free after you purchase five cats?

01:46:09.000 Period.

01:46:10.000 But isn't that funny how they sit there and just boldly talk about white supremacy with a black Afro-Cuban? 0.96

01:46:16.000 That's their white supremacists. 0.56

01:46:18.000 And it reminded me of the demand for Nazis is so high they'll take anyone now, including Antoine Watson.

01:46:24.000 Remember him?

01:46:25.000 That was 4-7.

01:46:27.000 I'm just reminding you of things we've already covered because this is white supremacy in America.

01:46:31.000 That kid in the orange jumpsuit is an example of white supremacy, white nationalism.

01:46:39.000 Antoine Watson is the man who beat that old Asian man to death, probably just because, just to watch him die. 0.97

01:46:47.000 And that's white supremacy, which is exactly like the Indian kids that we keep talking about, who pissed on a bunch of black girls, called them the N-word, and that was how whiteness has evolved by a painter named Nell Irvin Painter.

01:47:03.000 An assault at a new job.

01:47:05.000 Remember that one?

01:47:06.000 They're enacting white. 0.56

01:47:08.000 These are the kind of articles I have bookmarked.

01:47:11.000 And then they say.

01:47:14.000 Oh, this is a weird quote.

01:47:16.000 I just have randomly.

01:47:17.000 We're investigating potential ties between those physically involved in the attack on the Capitol and individuals who may have influenced them, such as Roger Stone, Alex Jones, and Ali Alexander, said a U.S. official who, like others interviewed for this report, spoke on the condition of anonymity.

01:47:31.000 I don't know what I pasted that from.

01:47:34.000 You know, last I heard that the FBI was upset that people were drawing that conclusion that they were investigating Stone or Ali Alexander or anything like that?

01:47:43.000 They were like, no.

01:47:44.000 And that's harmful to spread bullshit like that.

01:47:48.000 Yeah.

01:47:49.000 You know, people kept insisting that the FBI was on that.

01:47:51.000 Well, I remember when they said the FBI classified Proud Boys as an extremist organization.

01:47:56.000 And then I finally had a journalist who called me and said, yeah, I looked into it.

01:48:00.000 They haven't done that.

01:48:01.000 And I said, I've talked to maybe 15 journalists about this.

01:48:04.000 You're the first one who actually contacted the FBI and asked them.

01:48:08.000 Everyone else just said, I heard it from the Guardian, this shittily toothed dunce at the Guardian, Jason Wilson.

01:48:14.000 He heard about it through that leaked document that was at some pissy little police station in Vancouver, Washington.

01:48:23.000 Some guy just put it in a report to justify him firing this girl who had a Proud Boy's girl shirt. 0.92

01:48:29.000 And he said, ah, they've been classified as a terrorist organization.

01:48:32.000 That became the fact.

01:48:33.000 Leaked documents.

01:48:35.000 No, random memo, moron.

01:48:38.000 Anyway, long show.

01:48:39.000 I think it's time for the Mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:48:47.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailback.

01:48:56.000 Here's a random one that just popped into my inbox because I was looking up Cardi B. I thought it was funny that Wet Ass Pussy was considered a wonderful anthem, and Dr. Zeus is disgusting. 0.97

01:49:09.000 But her name's Cardin, and she goes, viral footage of double knockout more than meets the eye. 0.70

01:49:16.000 Video of a man knocking out two people in a matter of seconds on Darwin's party strip has gone viral on social media, but there's more to this incident than meets the eye.

01:49:24.000 Do you have that?

01:49:27.000 Yesterday at 1.56 p.m.

01:49:29.000 Oh, okay.

01:49:30.000 Yesterday.

01:49:43.000 This thing meets the eye.

01:49:44.000 Tell us what it is, Transformer.

01:49:48.000 Of a man knocking out two people in a matter of seconds on the Mitchell Street party strip has gone viral on social media.

01:49:55.000 But as Nines explains, there's more to this incident.

01:49:59.000 Dude, what race are you?

01:50:00.000 I like it.

01:50:02.000 It's a moment of Mitchell Street.

01:50:10.000 Delivered the blows.

01:50:12.000 The woman charging. 0.99

01:50:13.000 She's instantly knocked out and left unresponsive on the roadway.

01:50:18.000 A male then rushes in.

01:50:19.000 He drops his milk before he also drops to the ground.

01:50:23.000 It's left-right good night within five seconds as the man that threw the single punches is confronted Again.

01:50:34.000 Police have told Nine News he is actually the victim.

01:50:37.000 Police allege moments earlier inside a nightclub, the male in the yellow shirt inappropriately touched the other man's girlfriend.

01:50:45.000 After a confrontation between the pair, the man in yellow allegedly started a fake.

01:50:50.000 Boring.

01:50:51.000 Thanks for your boring email, boring girl. 0.99

01:50:55.000 I thought it was going to be, it was fake.

01:50:58.000 And he had paid actors to, because he wanted to have a viral video.

01:51:00.000 More than meets the eye.

01:51:01.000 I mean, didn't we all figure that there was something like that behind it?

01:51:05.000 Isn't that what all bar fights are?

01:51:07.000 Dear GNR, the car last night that talked about the pyramids was getting something interesting.

01:51:11.000 Oh, great.

01:51:14.000 Is everybody on this planet a tree planner?

01:51:16.000 Are all our subscribers flat earth lunatics?

01:51:21.000 Let me start out by saying that yes, I believe dinosaurs are real.

01:51:23.000 Wow.

01:51:24.000 Although what we know about them might not be as concrete as the mainstream tells us.

01:51:28.000 The reason I put that caveat is sometimes when you look in evidence for widely held scientific beliefs, the evidence is underwhelming.

01:51:34.000 Take the pyramids, for example.

01:51:36.000 Something that I have actually studied a lot.

01:51:39.000 Everything we quote unquote know about the Great Pyramids of Giza is a complete guess from modern academia with basically no evidence.

01:51:46.000 The truth is that we have no idea why or how or even when they were built.

01:51:51.000 Check out this video if you want to know more.

01:51:53.000 Yeah, let me watch more YouTube videos by illiterate boobs who talk about dogs not walking on their hind legs. 0.99

01:52:03.000 What's this now?

01:52:04.000 Familiar with?

01:52:05.000 Never utilize these as tombs.

01:52:07.000 I mean, take for example the steppe pyramid of Saqqara, which, I mean, shares no resemblance whatsoever to that of the pyramids of Giza.

01:52:14.000 The size and precision of the stone blocks, the internal structure, nothing about it shares any of the characteristics of that of the Great Pyramid.

01:52:21.000 And it's interesting because the mainstream will tell you that this pyramid was built 2,000 years after that of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

01:52:28.000 So why is the technology regressing?

01:52:30.000 I mean, that is interesting.

01:52:31.000 But this pyramid actually did have burial sites, and they were dated at 2,600 years ago.

01:52:36.000 So again, 2,000 years after the Great Pyramids of Giza.

01:52:39.000 Boring.

01:52:45.000 Hello, Gavine McAnis and Ryan Katchit River.

01:52:49.000 I'm sitting in the waiting room while my pregnant wife does her first trimester checkup. 1.00

01:52:53.000 I hope you don't have the retard thing. 1.00

01:52:54.000 And decided to see what Yucunts would look like as a woman and an old person. 1.00

01:52:58.000 Enjoy.

01:52:59.000 Also, moved to Flathead Valley, Montana.

01:53:01.000 I grew up thinking once I left Montana, I would find all these other states that I would enjoy more.

01:53:05.000 And I didn't at all.

01:53:06.000 You really feel closer to God in Montana, and the day-to-day bullshit of most of these states doesn't occur here.

01:53:10.000 Also, the liberals here don't hardly ever talk shit because they know that they will get their ass kicked.

01:53:18.000 And then we have Ryan as an old guy.

01:53:22.000 I look awesome.

01:53:24.000 I actually look like that now, though.

01:53:26.000 It just looks like you've dyed your hair.

01:53:27.000 Yeah, just slightly whiter hair.

01:53:30.000 Next.

01:53:32.000 Is that me as a woman?

01:53:33.000 I think that's you as a woman.

01:53:34.000 That looks like my daughter.

01:53:36.000 Very attractive.

01:53:38.000 Next.

01:53:39.000 It's me as an old faggot.

01:53:41.000 Yep, that's where.

01:53:44.000 And look, look, you're going to have nothing going on, too, when you're old.

01:53:47.000 Where do you work?

01:53:48.000 You literally work at a dead end.

01:53:50.000 I live on Wroxham Road.

01:53:53.000 Oh, that's where you went to the border, right?

01:53:55.000 Yep.

01:53:55.000 Oh, you're a hot woman.

01:53:57.000 Yeah, no shit.

01:53:58.000 Maybe I'll let you blow me if you shave your mustache and put a wig on.

01:54:02.000 I will not.

01:54:03.000 There will be no Cuomo sexuality in this office.

01:54:09.000 This is from another guy named Ryan.

01:54:10.000 I've asked several times for a way to meet and greet prowboys in my area. 0.72

01:54:13.000 I live in Washington, blah, blah, blah.

01:54:14.000 Come on, help a brother out. 0.93

01:54:15.000 No, that's not my job, dude.

01:54:19.000 Trying to subscribe.

01:54:20.000 Uh-oh, that's not good.

01:54:21.000 I've been trying to subscribe to Censor.tv since I heard about it on Michael Graves show.

01:54:25.000 My husband and I are huge fans of Michael, blah, blah, blah.

01:54:28.000 Yeah, we have a new show.

01:54:29.000 That's what I was trying to say before, speaking about.

01:54:31.000 No, we're not announcing it yet, you absolute fucking imbecile.

01:54:34.000 It's posted already.

01:54:35.000 It is?

01:54:35.000 You haven't seen the group chats, but yes.

01:54:37.000 They have an episode.

01:54:38.000 It's out.

01:54:39.000 Well, why didn't anyone tell me?

01:54:42.000 It's been in the group chats.

01:54:43.000 I mean, I've been telling them, hey, we're filming a show, so, you know, anything you want to do.

01:54:47.000 Oh, it happened within the past few seconds.

01:54:50.000 Apparently, it was supposed to.

01:54:53.000 Oh, so we have the new show out.

01:54:55.000 Michael Graves, singer of the Misfits, has a show out called Radio Deadly, and the pilot is up right now.

01:55:02.000 Michael Graves introduces himself to the censored.tv audience.

01:55:05.000 He discusses what got him into this movement, singing for the Misfits, being a conservative, shit like that.

01:55:12.000 I apologize, Ryan.

01:55:13.000 I did not know.

01:55:14.000 It's all right.

01:55:17.000 Cool.

01:55:17.000 So who did Paul do the intro?

01:55:20.000 Yes.

01:55:22.000 I got to get a better thumbnail, though, so I'm on that.

01:55:24.000 Okay.

01:55:26.000 That's fun and exciting.

01:55:28.000 I alluded to that yesterday.

01:55:30.000 So anyway, sorry.

01:55:32.000 When he announced, blah, blah, I immediately went onto your site to sign up.

01:55:36.000 However, I enter the promo code GRAIZE.

01:55:38.000 I receive an error message.

01:55:40.000 Are you sure it's not Grave?

01:55:44.000 No?

01:55:45.000 I understand that I can just go ahead and sign up with other code, but I want Michael to get the credit for my family signing up.

01:55:49.000 Yes.

01:55:50.000 Thank you so much for your help.

01:55:52.000 We love him.

01:55:52.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:55:53.000 All right, so I'll send that to tech support.

01:55:55.000 That's a concern.

01:55:59.000 Boop.

01:56:01.000 Zigga, Zigga, Zigga, Zong, Gazang. 0.90

01:56:05.000 Shows for toddlers.

01:56:06.000 Dear Mail Scorpio, I'm having trouble these days funny.

01:56:07.000 Good shows and content for my toddlers.

01:56:09.000 I have three-year-old twin boys now that we've graduated past.

01:56:12.000 Yo, Gabba, Gabba, dude.

01:56:14.000 Yo, Gabba, Gabba.

01:56:19.000 Anyway, so he's got a bunch of questions about that.

01:56:24.000 Sarah, Gavin, I love your stuff.

01:56:26.000 I'd like to recommend the war movie Come and See.

01:56:28.000 It's an older Russian film that is all the war and none of the glory.

01:56:31.000 Deeply moving and incredibly visceral.

01:56:34.000 Okay, that's good to know.

01:56:36.000 Let me put that on my list.

01:56:38.000 Come and see.

01:56:44.000 Come and see.

01:56:45.000 Et vaslang samasprechen.

01:56:50.000 Looks like we've tried to watch this before.

01:56:54.000 Jump in the middle.

01:56:56.000 Oh, it's someone talking about it.

01:56:57.000 And even makeup resemble what you would see In a horror film rather than a war film.

01:57:03.000 The entire film was shot with natural lighting, meaning many scenes shot in naturally darker areas had to be filmed with much faster film stock.

01:57:12.000 As a result of the faster film stock, the film is extremely grainy, perfectly matching the grittiness of the film's subject matter.

01:57:21.000 How many Russians died in World War II?

01:57:24.000 This number always shocks me.

01:57:28.000 Oh, just 27 million.

01:57:31.000 That's not bad.

01:57:33.000 Only 27 million Russians died.

01:57:37.000 Holy fuck.

01:57:38.000 That's a lot.

01:57:39.000 I heard one of their weapons was just driving the Germans insane with the bodies. 0.75

01:57:44.000 Like you kill 300 people in an hour and you start to lose your mind.

01:57:48.000 Oh, wow.

01:57:49.000 Nice weapon.

01:57:50.000 Why aren't there height classes in basketball? 0.93

01:57:53.000 Or weight classes in football like there are weight classes in boxing?

01:57:56.000 It's just as much of an advantage.

01:57:58.000 Height power.

01:58:01.000 Oi niggas. 1.00

01:58:03.000 I thought this banger would be great to open the show.

01:58:05.000 And it's half-breed by Cher. 0.56

01:58:07.000 You know she's lying in this song?

01:58:10.000 She's not a half-breed. 0.99

01:58:11.000 She's a gypsy. 1.00

01:58:13.000 She's just white. 0.90

01:58:14.000 Thief.

01:58:15.000 Gypsy Temple.

01:58:17.000 My father married up your cherofie. 1.00

01:58:21.000 My mother's people were ashamed of me.

01:58:26.000 The Indians said that I was white by law.

01:58:31.000 The white man always called me.

01:58:43.000 Her mother claims she was Cherokee and English and German, just like everyone.

01:58:48.000 We talked about this yesterday.

01:58:50.000 For the millionth time, you're not an American Indian unless people ask you if you're Chinese.

01:58:55.000 The end.

01:59:01.000 What's up, fellas?

01:59:02.000 Want to bring your attention to the movie John Travolta, White Man's Burden, and how what went on in the movie is exactly what's happening now in society.

01:59:08.000 You and Ryan should watch the movie for an episode.

01:59:10.000 Pretty fucking bonkers.

01:59:13.000 How could a movie with John Travolta be good?

01:59:16.000 Also, dirt, dude, I'm reading your book, and you were pretty much a legend, dude.

01:59:21.000 Thanks.

01:59:22.000 Allegedly.

01:59:23.000 Honestly, for fuck's sake, some of your stories.

01:59:24.000 Wow.

01:59:25.000 Anyway, stay safe, guys.

01:59:27.000 Lewis Pinnock is a hard-working man, struggling to provide for his family.

01:59:33.000 How my cards are stacked against him.

01:59:38.000 Barriers still exist.

01:59:40.000 Next time you have something to live in the house, can you send someone other than 100% better?

01:59:45.000 But in this world, the roles are reversed.

01:59:47.000 How many times has this been done?

01:59:50.000 I can't keep you on anymore.

01:59:54.000 So when Lewis is unfairly fired from his job.

01:59:57.000 Well, tell him that I just lost my job at the factory, and I need to talk to him.

02:00:01.000 It's important.

02:00:02.000 Why does he have like a black voice thing going on?

02:00:04.000 Well, they're reversing the roles.

02:00:06.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

02:00:09.000 He decides to get even.

02:00:11.000 The only way he knows how.

02:00:20.000 This movie looks like it assumes that you're racist, so the only way you can feel empathy is if you switch the races in a movie, and all of a sudden you'll understand what the black man's going through.

02:00:29.000 It's like that my fucking liberal friend who told me that she wants my kids to be flamboyantly gay because it's the only way I could ever have sympathy for gays.

02:00:44.000 A dude calls Stern every week.

02:00:46.000 We're bored of him.

02:00:51.000 Here's my pet monster watching censor.tv.

02:00:54.000 That's fun.

02:00:58.000 That's Biden.

02:01:04.000 Can you pick?

02:01:06.000 How'd you get that?

02:01:08.000 What the fuck happened to Ryan?

02:01:09.000 Make Ryan funny again.

02:01:11.000 What the fuck happened to Ryan?

02:01:12.000 Did he stop taking his meds or something?

02:01:13.000 Seriously, he's fallen off a cliff the last few weeks.

02:01:17.000 You hear that, Ryan?

02:01:18.000 How so?

02:01:19.000 They're saying you're not funny anymore.

02:01:21.000 Oh, ouch.

02:01:23.000 Yeah, that's some real painful stuff.

02:01:26.000 You haven't done any impressions in a while, and that's why you're here on the show.

02:01:30.000 I think your tolerance for any anagan or shenanigan of mine has lowered a little bit.

02:01:38.000 There's been kind of a lot more aggression in the past week or two, and then it kind of dipped down.

02:01:42.000 This week's been really nice.

02:01:44.000 But yeah, something happened.

02:01:46.000 So it's my fault.

02:01:48.000 Well, I made you less funny by being too mean.

02:01:50.000 It's not your fault, but I mean, there's, you know, when you...

02:01:56.000 It was, you know, you're not really a pleasant environment sometimes when you're just yelling at me for things that you could just let go.

02:02:02.000 But sometimes you'll be really fine-tuned into things that annoy you about me, but sometimes you'll let them go and we have fun.

02:02:09.000 But last week was kind of rough.

02:02:12.000 There was a lot of anger towards me.

02:02:14.000 And a lot of mistakes.

02:02:15.000 You know what?

02:02:15.000 No.

02:02:16.000 A lot of mistakes that I made.

02:02:19.000 But this week's been a lot of fun.

02:02:21.000 Gav, Africa is a wonderful place.

02:02:23.000 Albinos of Malawi are begging their government and the international community for help.

02:02:27.000 They're being hunted to extinction for use in witchcraft ceremonies. 0.92

02:02:34.000 I'm sure we did the same thing 2,000 years ago.

02:02:39.000 How fucking far behind is Africa? 0.91

02:02:42.000 I think we probably did that to albinos so long ago that it's not written down.

02:02:46.000 It's like pre-Bible. 0.97

02:02:55.000 Stop calling them albinos.

02:02:57.000 Sounds delicious.

02:02:58.000 They're albinos.

02:02:59.000 That's why they're eating them.

02:02:59.000 I'm concerned about their security because they are still stigmatized and laughed at.

02:03:05.000 Some days I wonder if they'll come home from school or if they'll be abducted.

02:03:12.000 Sometimes people call me names.

02:03:13.000 Like once, someone told me, you albinos are only good for money.

02:03:17.000 You are just money.

02:03:22.000 Here's the thing, though.

02:03:22.000 You can't hunt an albino into extinction.

02:03:26.000 Oh, because they'll always pop up.

02:03:27.000 It's a random thing that happens.

02:03:28.000 Yeah, that's like one in, I don't know, A million?

02:03:31.000 If the races were reversed and there was like a white primitive area and they're all white and then sometimes some weird thing made their skin all black and they were being hunted, that would not be a racism thing?

02:03:42.000 I believe it would.

02:03:44.000 Yeah.

02:03:45.000 There's no, they don't link this at all to the skin color difference.

02:03:48.000 Oh, she's just titty feeding. 1.00

02:03:49.000 No, it's not that.

02:03:51.000 They just look very, very different.

02:03:53.000 This is the same continent where they chop bald people's heads open because they think there's money inside. 0.98

02:04:00.000 They think midgets have voodoo powers. 1.00

02:04:04.000 Get the fuck out of there, dude.

02:04:05.000 We should have a program.

02:04:06.000 Get albinos out of there. 1.00

02:04:07.000 White farmers and albinos should be allowed. 0.97

02:04:09.000 They should be top of our refugee list.

02:04:13.000 Fucking backwards shithole.

02:04:15.000 This is from Brian.

02:04:17.000 Why do you read so many fucking dud letters when dudes like me send you gold and you never read it?

02:04:22.000 Do you read the retard letters on purpose? 1.00

02:04:24.000 Yes, it's funny watching you get angry, but now I'm starting to get angry at these fucking letters.

02:04:29.000 And then he proceeds to prove that he's better than everyone by sending us the oldest South Park meme in the book.

02:04:38.000 This is the one where just jump ahead.

02:04:40.000 That's the Nagger's thing.

02:04:44.000 Seconds, Mr. Marsh.

02:04:45.000 All right, I'd like to solve the problem.

02:04:46.000 This is his gold.

02:04:47.000 This is an interesting thing about young people today.

02:04:49.000 They're so fucking arrogant.

02:04:51.000 I think his favorite restaurant is Buffalo Wild Wings.

02:04:54.000 Correct me if I'm wrong.

02:04:56.000 I don't get it.

02:04:57.000 That's just like a normie kind of.

02:04:58.000 I like South Park, Buffalo Wildwings.

02:05:00.000 But he's also like, you guys put up all this shit and then you ignore my gold.

02:05:05.000 Here's an ancient naggers meme, which even as a joke is ancient. 0.99

02:05:08.000 It was in Zoolander.

02:05:10.000 Zoolander 2.

02:05:11.000 Ben Starter's like, no, I misunderstood.

02:05:13.000 I hate naggers. 1.00

02:05:15.000 I like how he pretty much puts his feet up and like leans back, skip to 29 seconds and enjoy.

02:05:21.000 Yeah.

02:05:22.000 Nailed it.

02:05:22.000 I rock.

02:05:23.000 He dropped the mic in an email.

02:05:28.000 Okay, here we go.

02:05:29.000 Lost kids found 150 and far out there kidnapped.

02:05:35.000 And then it cuts off.

02:05:36.000 What's going on here?

02:05:38.000 What does he say?

02:05:39.000 Lost kids found 150 and far out there child kidnapping ring.

02:05:43.000 Kids being taken for occult ritual abuse, according to this former state rep. If you're looking for an interesting rabbit hole, former FBI agent Ted Gunderson, he gets into child kidnapping rings, satanic ritual abuse, and other stuff.

02:05:56.000 His interviews with Chip Tatum on Iran Contra are very interesting.

02:05:59.000 We have a drug war going on while the CIA is the biggest cocaine dealer in the country.

02:06:05.000 Alex Jones, Ted Gunderson.

02:06:06.000 The article is not related to the video.

02:06:08.000 You brought up lost stolen kids a few times, and I thought this article would help you out.

02:06:12.000 The video, however, is a look into why and what might be going on with this kind of stuff.

02:06:16.000 I don't know if it's real or not, but it wouldn't shock me if it was.

02:06:20.000 And then he has an InfoWars link.

02:06:23.000 Back to your newsrooms.

02:06:24.000 It'll be available for that.

02:06:25.000 Boring.

02:06:27.000 But thank you.

02:06:30.000 And then we have another InfoWars right after.

02:06:34.000 It came in hours before that.

02:06:38.000 Dear McBriddle Ribs and Dino Denier, check out this report from Bann Video.

02:06:43.000 Timestamp 4215.

02:06:45.000 Thank you for the timestamp.

02:06:49.000 Okay, you're right.

02:06:52.000 Rioters, they're waving Confederate flags.

02:06:55.000 They're hanging nooses on the front lawn.

02:06:57.000 They're verbally assaulting a Jewish reporter outside the Capitol.

02:07:01.000 And you are cattle today.

02:07:04.000 That refers to cow cars that were used to transport Jews to Nazi death camps during the Holocaust.

02:07:12.000 This violent attack in the Capitol featured followers from the anti-Semitic QAnon conspiracy theory.

02:07:20.000 So, Mr. Conte, on January 4th, Metro Police Department arrested Enrique Torillo, leader of the racist anti-Semitic Proud Boys hate group.

02:07:31.000 For the record, the Proud Boys are not an anti-Semitic white supremacist organization.

02:07:37.000 But the irony here is that I'm an egalitarian.

02:07:40.000 I'm an anti-racist.

02:07:42.000 I'm a pro-gay, pro-women's rights individual, the same punk rocker I was when I was 18.

02:07:48.000 But now the Nazi skinheads I'm fighting are you social justice warriors? 0.79

02:07:54.000 I started a men's club called the Proud Boys, and we have one caveat, and that is you have to be a Western chauvinist.

02:08:03.000 Now, liberals are lazy, so they hear the word chauvinist, and they assume male chauvinists, and that's why I use that word, because they're too lazy to look it up, and it just means a nationalist, a patriot.

02:08:12.000 And you have to think the West is the best.

02:08:15.000 And it exploded.

02:08:19.000 But much like the Charlottesville hoax.

02:08:24.000 You got a lot of bad people in the other group, Jeff.

02:08:26.000 This might be today the first time the news networks played those full remarks in their context.

02:08:32.000 The immigrant children in cages deception. 0.77

02:08:36.000 It's kind of hypnotizing to see a fair piece.

02:08:39.000 I know, hey, it's so rare.

02:08:40.000 It's like, uh.

02:08:43.000 And I also.

02:08:47.000 Oh, wait, my brain just died.

02:08:49.000 Running out of steam here.

02:08:51.000 We know this is.

02:08:51.000 It's hypnotizing watching a fair piece.

02:08:53.000 InfoWars.

02:08:54.000 All right, we get it.

02:08:56.000 Oh, yeah.

02:08:58.000 What this is doing with the media constantly crying wolf is you're just losing your base, media.

02:09:05.000 I mean, I talk to people all the time.

02:09:06.000 I'm a chatty Kathy.

02:09:08.000 I talk to cab drivers, people on the train.

02:09:09.000 I'm always asking people questions.

02:09:11.000 I like to get to know people.

02:09:13.000 And I'm telling you, there is definitely a big uptick in people going, I don't watch the news anymore.

02:09:17.000 It's all lies.

02:09:18.000 And I'm talking about men, women, right, left, working class, middle class, upper class.

02:09:23.000 They're all bored.

02:09:24.000 And the shit, like that meme we showed with the Land of Lakes and all that stuff, like when you ban Dr. Zeus, you lose followers.

02:09:33.000 The normies have had enough.

02:09:35.000 You lost your normies.

02:09:36.000 And when you lose your normies, you lose money.

02:09:38.000 You don't have an audience.

02:09:40.000 So the media's fucked up one too many times.

02:09:43.000 I am done.

02:09:44.000 You're done.

02:09:44.000 I'm done.

02:09:47.000 Watch Three Lazy Mice on YouTube.

02:09:50.000 Video drop for Title Tour Journalist.

02:09:52.000 Starts at 105.

02:09:54.000 It hasn't peeped into your brain here.

02:09:56.000 I'm hired by the Cart NARCs. 1.00

02:09:58.000 We are an organization of NARCs.

02:10:00.000 Go away.

02:10:00.000 You don't work for them.

02:10:01.000 Fuck off.

02:10:02.000 I work for humanity at Loff State.

02:10:04.000 There should be no effing and no offing.

02:10:06.000 Sir.

02:10:10.000 Why not?

02:10:13.000 Well, yeah, that's why it's called common courtesy.

02:10:15.000 It should be common.

02:10:16.000 I think that was the drop, right?

02:10:18.000 I mean, we could literally watch that whole thing.

02:10:20.000 I know.

02:10:20.000 I could watch him for days.

02:10:21.000 It's dangerous, so I had to cut us off.

02:10:22.000 He gets people so angry.

02:10:25.000 Fuck off.

02:10:26.000 He's such a little pestilent fuck.

02:10:28.000 Isn't it obvious?

02:10:29.000 Like, when he says there's no effing and no offing, isn't it clear?

02:10:32.000 Like, even if there was a guy actually like that, I'd be like, where do you come from?

02:10:36.000 Yeah, how do you know?

02:10:37.000 You don't like F off?

02:10:38.000 Is that it?

02:10:39.000 Like, I'd want to talk to him.

02:10:40.000 My desire to augment that interaction would be impossible to deny.

02:10:45.000 Whoa.

02:10:46.000 When did you get so fancy?

02:10:47.000 I don't know.

02:10:48.000 Dear bitch knows and likes to have face touched homo. 1.00

02:10:52.000 Those are accurate insults. 1.00

02:10:53.000 I forgot that.

02:10:54.000 I actually have a drinking smoking game based on your Canadian words.

02:10:57.000 I don't drink.

02:10:58.000 I hit off a bong. 0.96

02:10:59.000 Gavin words are chasm, costume, aqua, Americana, brimstone, veritas, imbecile, drama, epoch, pasta, sellotape.

02:11:13.000 Finish your drink, smoke.

02:11:14.000 If you say gavel, you hate it because it sounds like Gavin.

02:11:18.000 Michelle, I'm not sorry.

02:11:20.000 Hello, you've got a bass.

02:11:24.000 Okay.

02:11:26.000 So on your last one from Michael, the rant you had on being a good husband and never letting your wife see your weakness is majorly saluted.

02:11:33.000 On your feet, soldier.

02:11:36.000 Great.

02:11:37.000 Do we have any like drill sergeants out there or like people with great commanding voices that could say on your feet, soldier, for a drop?

02:11:45.000 That'd be cool.

02:11:46.000 All right.

02:11:47.000 On your feet, soldier.

02:11:48.000 Let's get to the final video.

02:12:07.000 Let's do this men on a skyscraper.

02:12:09.000 These are the guys building the Empire State Building.

02:12:15.000 And I'm going to explain why it's so important.

02:12:18.000 1929 colorized video of construction workers on the Chrysler Building in New York at 1,000 feet.

02:12:26.000 It's the tallest brick building in the world of the steel framework and was the world's tallest building for 11 months.

02:12:31.000 You know who beat it?

02:12:34.000 The Empire State Building.

02:12:36.000 Just because someone was pissed that that guy had the biggest one, the Chrysler Building, so he built a bigger one.

02:12:45.000 Dude, this makes my balls retract into my body.

02:12:51.000 They all have ties on.

02:12:58.000 Are their hands in their pockets?

02:13:01.000 Is your scrotum contracting right now?

02:13:06.000 I'm still trying to conceive of what that would feel like.

02:13:11.000 My balls, my whole scrotal sack is so tight the skin's about an inch thick.

02:13:24.000 Long way to street.

02:13:25.000 They're joking about it.

02:13:26.000 Turn it up.

02:13:28.000 So this must be some journalist who comes to interview him.

02:13:44.000 Why did you do this?

02:13:45.000 I can feel everything.

02:14:17.000 That's tall talk.

02:14:20.000 Having some tall talk.

02:14:22.000 That was a grittier time.

02:14:24.000 And that defined America was men with balls.

02:14:28.000 Now, I know you're watching that as men, and you're going, I can't meet those standards.

02:14:34.000 Sorry, if you want me to sit with my ass hanging off a thousand-foot skyscraper, it's not going to happen.

02:14:39.000 I understand.

02:14:40.000 I'm the same way.

02:14:42.000 Look, I can't go to war.

02:14:44.000 I can barely watch war movies without crying like a little bitch. 1.00

02:14:47.000 But the reason that that kind of thing is important is that we recognize that that's our goal.

02:14:52.000 We don't want to wear slides when we walk outside.

02:14:56.000 We don't want to wear sweatpants.

02:14:57.000 We don't want to be a pussy. 0.99

02:14:59.000 We don't want to cry when things seem overwhelming.

02:15:02.000 We want to get back on the horse.

02:15:03.000 Our wife can cry. 1.00

02:15:04.000 Our kids can cry.

02:15:06.000 That's fine.

02:15:07.000 But we are at the front and we are still incredibly brave because we put a ring on it.

02:15:13.000 We get married.

02:15:14.000 We make humans and we say, come on, humans, I got your back.

02:15:16.000 I got you covered.

02:15:17.000 I'm going to make sure you have health care.

02:15:19.000 I'm going to make sure you're okay.

02:15:22.000 We feed them.

02:15:23.000 We see what's going on with their schools.

02:15:25.000 We avoid them getting brainwashed.

02:15:27.000 We sign them up for sports.

02:15:29.000 We're there when they get fucked over by their friends.

02:15:31.000 We support them.

02:15:33.000 That's brave, too.

02:15:34.000 We'll never be as brave as the greatest generation.

02:15:37.000 Sorry.

02:15:37.000 But it's the ones who have given up that piss me off.

02:15:41.000 You have your party years.

02:15:42.000 You start at 14.

02:15:44.000 By the time you're in your early to mid-20s, I think you get it.

02:15:48.000 You fucked a bunch of chicks. 0.98

02:15:49.000 That's cool.

02:15:49.000 Congratulations.

02:15:50.000 That's awesome.

02:15:50.000 Did a bunch of drugs.

02:15:51.000 You're crazy.

02:15:52.000 Fun.

02:15:53.000 Now it's time for the next chapter.

02:15:56.000 And consider those men a goal.

02:15:58.000 Consider that the carrot at the end of the stick.

02:16:00.000 I want to be a real man.

02:16:02.000 I want to have a family.

02:16:03.000 I want to provide for them.

02:16:04.000 And I want to keep trying.

02:16:06.000 Never give up.

02:16:07.000 That's what this is all about.

02:16:09.000 Always be trying every morning.

02:16:11.000 Could I be doing better?

02:16:12.000 Am I just staring at my phone for two hours?

02:16:15.000 Am I playing video games all night?

02:16:18.000 I'm trying to better myself.

02:16:19.000 I'm trying to read.

02:16:20.000 It sucks in the winter.

02:16:21.000 You can't go out.

02:16:22.000 Okay, that's when you improve your brain.

02:16:25.000 Am I kids stimulated?

02:16:26.000 Am I letting them go on screens too much?

02:16:29.000 You're Always trying to improve.

02:16:31.000 You're always trying to get better.

02:16:32.000 You'll never be as great as the greatest generation.

02:16:36.000 But you'll never give up.

02:16:37.000 And that's what I love about you.

02:16:40.000 Every little battle counts.

02:16:42.000 Every fight is worth it in the long run.

02:16:45.000 The guy who's mad, the guy who's yelling is always right.

02:16:48.000 Get mad.

02:16:49.000 Get even.

02:16:50.000 Remember the transgressions.

02:16:53.000 And more importantly, notice the good.

02:16:56.000 Yes, it's depressing when your friends don't speak up for you, but remember when they do.

02:17:02.000 It's much harder to catch someone behaving well than it is to catch someone behaving badly.

02:17:07.000 It's much easier to notice betrayal than it is to notice when someone has your back.

02:17:11.000 Let's pay attention to that and magnify that fortitude to make stronger friendships and relationships.

02:17:19.000 Let's lead this family, which will then lead this community, which will then lead this country forward.

02:17:24.000 The West is the best, folks, and you know that more than I do.

02:17:28.000 Get fired.

02:17:29.000 Get in trouble.

02:17:30.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 04, 2021

S03E81 - WOMAN LOGIC

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