Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E82 - RESPECT YOUR ELDERS (FULL)

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:23.000 These eyes cry every night for you.

00:00:35.000 That was originally the guess who, eventually Burton Cummings.

00:00:39.000 Cummings or Cummings?

00:00:41.000 When he went solo.

00:00:44.000 Why go to school anymore?

00:00:46.000 I was listening to these eyes in the car on Saturday, Sunday, Sunday.

00:00:53.000 And I thought, fuck, that's a good jam.

00:00:56.000 And then I was curious about the vocalist Burton Cummins.

00:01:01.000 Is it Cummins?

00:01:02.000 Cummings.

00:01:03.000 I was curious about Burton Cummings.

00:01:05.000 He's from Winnipeg, which is fucking freezing, folks.

00:01:11.000 When I meet someone from Winnipeg, I go like this.

00:01:13.000 Hey.

00:01:15.000 It's like, thank you for your service.

00:01:17.000 You live inside of an ice cube.

00:01:19.000 It's intense up there.

00:01:22.000 But Randy Bachman and Burton Cummings both came from Winnipeg.

00:01:28.000 And they're both some of the most prolific songwriters in the history of time.

00:01:32.000 And as I get older, I get more and more reverent about songwriters and what a rare skill it is, especially people who can write a bunch.

00:01:41.000 There's so few human beings like this.

00:01:44.000 Taylor Swift is one.

00:01:46.000 Sorry, but she is.

00:01:48.000 Tom Petty?

00:01:49.000 Tom Petty?

00:01:50.000 Shane McGowan of the Pogues.

00:01:53.000 You think, oh, these are all old Irish classics.

00:01:55.000 No, he wrote a ton of those songs.

00:01:58.000 Very few of them, in fact, Old Irish classics.

00:02:01.000 But when you look up Burton Cummings' hits, there's like fucking 12.

00:02:10.000 Now, I've heard that you get about 400 grand a year for a hit.

00:02:14.000 Like, what's that police song?

00:02:19.000 Every Breath You Take?

00:02:21.000 I heard that Sting just gets $400,000 a year for that.

00:02:25.000 So when you have this many times half a mil, that's some pretty good.

00:02:30.000 So what are the ones we recognize?

00:02:32.000 Go to the top.

00:02:34.000 Are these all his hits?

00:02:35.000 Stand tall.

00:02:37.000 I don't know, Break It To Them Gently.

00:02:38.000 I don't know, I'm Scared.

00:02:39.000 Wait, I don't know these songs.

00:02:42.000 I will play a Rhapsody, I guess.

00:02:44.000 I kind of know.

00:02:44.000 These aren't his hits, Ryan.

00:02:46.000 It says highlights.

00:02:47.000 Yeah, that doesn't mean they're his hits.

00:02:51.000 American Woman was him. 1.00

00:02:54.000 Oh, wow.

00:02:54.000 She's come undone.

00:02:57.000 Stand tall.

00:02:59.000 Don't be too small.

00:03:05.000 What else is there?

00:03:08.000 Can you just say that?

00:03:08.000 When a man loves a woman?

00:03:10.000 This is his greatest hits.

00:03:13.000 2017, his greatest hits ever.

00:03:15.000 Of 98 songs.

00:03:20.000 You ain't seen nothing yet.

00:03:23.000 You just ain't seen nothing yet.

00:03:26.000 I think that's him and Randy Bachman.

00:03:28.000 Like, She's Come Undone was Randy Bachman.

00:03:31.000 And I saw this great documentary on the weekend about the Go-Go Girls.

00:03:35.000 And they talk about how towards the end, one of them saw one of the checks that the bassist got.

00:03:42.000 And the bassist was a songwriter.

00:03:44.000 And they were fucking huge.

00:03:45.000 They were making probably $100,000 a night playing shows in the 80s.

00:03:49.000 And then they see this guitarist get a way bigger check and they were all pissed off because they haven't really been taught to revere this incredible skill.

00:03:59.000 The reason you guys are on tour is because of We Got the Beat.

00:04:03.000 And it's hard.

00:04:04.000 There's doodle doo doodle.

00:04:06.000 It's not just a riff.

00:04:07.000 It's doodle to doodle doodle doodle to doodle doodle.

00:04:10.000 All the kids go walking down to school.

00:04:13.000 We're standing in line.

00:04:15.000 We got the beat.

00:04:16.000 We got...

00:04:16.000 That's a whole other thing.

00:04:19.000 All of these songs too, like she's coming on Bop and Dooden Daba Dooba Doodada.

00:04:26.000 So what's that?

00:04:31.000 Great jams.

00:04:33.000 This is a great documentary.

00:04:34.000 What's it called?

00:04:36.000 It's called The Go-Go's.

00:04:38.000 Came out in 2020.

00:04:45.000 We are the first local band that wrote their own material and played their own instruments to be really successful.

00:04:52.000 In the course of a year, we have gone from playing five boards to Madison Square Garden.

00:05:01.000 There never would have been the Bogos without the punk rock scene in Los Angeles.

00:05:07.000 Anybody could do whatever they wanted.

00:05:09.000 It was total freedom.

00:05:10.000 The punk scene, a little bit of a game.

00:05:13.000 Play the way you wanted to play, and you were accepted.

00:05:16.000 People used to cross the street when they saw me.

00:05:18.000 I felt powerful for the first time.

00:05:20.000 When they asked, hey, do you play lead guitar?

00:05:22.000 I figured I'd play bass.

00:05:24.000 That chick on the bass. 1.00

00:05:24.000 Charlotte Kathy, she wrote most of the hits. 1.00

00:05:26.000 There's three songs to it.

00:05:29.000 Roger Daltry was really pissed at Pete Townsend because he's like, I want to have my hits.

00:05:33.000 Why do you get all the money?

00:05:34.000 And Peter goes, okay, write me some hits, dude.

00:05:39.000 And he wrote a bunch of shit songs.

00:05:41.000 We played them on the show the other day and they suck.

00:05:43.000 He's got two songs and they reek to high hell.

00:05:46.000 It's fucking hard to write a song.

00:05:49.000 So the guess who is American Woman, right? 0.77

00:05:52.000 That was 65 to 75.

00:05:54.000 They were fucking huge.

00:05:55.000 Randy Bachman of BTO with the taking care of business, working overtime.

00:06:01.000 When they were on The Simpsons, Homer Simpson kept yelling, get to the working overtime part.

00:06:09.000 Like the, what do we call those?

00:06:11.000 Come sail away with me, lads.

00:06:13.000 Vocal garnishes.

00:06:14.000 Yeah, vocal garnishes.

00:06:15.000 Get to the vocal garnish.

00:06:17.000 Spring feed! 0.97

00:06:20.000 We're going to play all your old favorites.

00:06:23.000 But first, we'd like to dip into our new CD.

00:06:25.000 Taking care of business.

00:06:27.000 Don't worry, sir.

00:06:28.000 We'll get to the docking.

00:06:29.000 No new crap.

00:06:30.000 Taking care of business now.

00:06:40.000 Get to the working over time, pop!

00:06:48.000 Just the one part, yeah.

00:06:51.000 So, yeah, Randy Bachman left the guest 2 at their peak in 1970.

00:06:56.000 You know why?

00:06:57.000 You'll never guess in a billion years.

00:06:59.000 No cheating.

00:07:05.000 I don't know.

00:07:07.000 They were irreligious. 0.94

00:07:09.000 They were partying.

00:07:10.000 They were doing Coke.

00:07:10.000 They were fucking chicks.

00:07:11.000 It's against Christ.

00:07:14.000 So then he left.

00:07:15.000 He started a family band.

00:07:17.000 And then eventually he started BTO Bachman Turner Overdrive.

00:07:20.000 And they had a ton of hits.

00:07:22.000 And they got to do...

00:07:24.000 Look at that guy, George Strombalopoulos.

00:07:28.000 Then they got, is that him?

00:07:30.000 And we were selling millions of records, and we were making thousands of dollars a night, and the traveling was good, but it was starting to take its toll with each guy, you know.

00:07:38.000 And I guess each guy, at the time, there were four of us, and each guy kind of reached his limit at a different time along the way.

00:07:45.000 And I think Randy just couldn't hack the traveling, for one thing, because he's more of a family man than the other three of us are, or were, or whatever.

00:07:54.000 I mean, that's the...

00:07:54.000 I didn't hear what he said.

00:07:55.000 He just came out and said that every guy dealt with the success and the schedule their own way.

00:08:00.000 At a certain point, you couldn't hack it because you're more of a family man than they were at the time.

00:08:03.000 Well, to be away 90 days and have a weekend at home.

00:08:06.000 You know what's happening?

00:08:06.000 You hold the kids crying.

00:08:07.000 When BTO got cooking in the late 70s, they were playing every single night for years.

00:08:13.000 So it doesn't really hold up.

00:08:15.000 Maybe because it's the partying afterwards.

00:08:16.000 They would do the partying, he gets to go home after.

00:08:18.000 Did you know they once had a deep-fried rat?

00:08:22.000 Pardone?

00:08:23.000 BTO were at Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a rat had fallen off one of the pipes into the deep fryer.

00:08:28.000 So as they're going through their chicken, there's a fucking rat in there.

00:08:30.000 Is that one of those like Richard Gere gerbil butt stories?

00:08:34.000 No, it's a true story.

00:08:35.000 They tell it.

00:08:38.000 You've written some songs, right?

00:08:39.000 When up was down and down was up and life was all a crazy game.

00:08:44.000 Yeah, I still write some songs.

00:08:46.000 Let's hear a melody.

00:08:48.000 Well, you want to hear some of my newer stuff?

00:08:51.000 No, I don't want you to show me some dumb beats.

00:08:53.000 I want like a song like taking care of business.

00:08:58.000 But that's not my song.

00:09:00.000 When up was down and down was up.

00:09:02.000 What was that one?

00:09:03.000 Oh, I'm not going to sing that one.

00:09:04.000 Yes, you are.

00:09:06.000 I'm passing through the days where I couldn't care less.

00:09:09.000 If anyone saved me, now I see we see the same way.

00:09:13.000 But I never would have met you, never would have hear.

00:09:16.000 You know, there's Bachman.

00:09:17.000 Then they did it.

00:09:17.000 You ain't seen nothing yet?

00:09:20.000 Well, that's a weird ending.

00:09:22.000 No, I'm just now.

00:09:23.000 Do you have any other songs that you can sing?

00:09:27.000 I have recordings.

00:09:28.000 No, no, that's boring.

00:09:30.000 That's just you noodling away with fucking Guitar Hero or whatever.

00:09:32.000 I don't do acapella.

00:09:34.000 I mean, they don't do acapella either.

00:09:35.000 I mean, if you've got those guys in a room, you say, go ahead, sing your song and be like, I mean, I don't have a guitar.

00:09:39.000 What am I?

00:09:39.000 A joke?

00:09:40.000 I've written a ton of songs.

00:09:41.000 I only have the pieces of them.

00:09:43.000 Do you want to hear them?

00:09:44.000 Yes.

00:09:45.000 This is what I've been working on for probably 20 years now.

00:09:49.000 It's a country song.

00:09:50.000 Diddle-dling.

00:09:52.000 Maybe you could get your guitar.

00:09:53.000 Okay.

00:09:56.000 Do you know the chords?

00:09:58.000 No, it's just...

00:10:02.000 So just have like a ding-dling-ding dling. 0.98

00:10:05.000 I don't know.

00:10:06.000 Just play music in the background.

00:10:09.000 This song is about other countries moving here to America or to the West in general.

00:10:15.000 And how the Bible says in the Tower of Babel that we should all have our own areas.

00:10:23.000 So regular little country beat here.

00:10:25.000 Yeah.

00:10:25.000 So first do it like a Yeah.

00:10:31.000 I love you, China, with your...

00:10:34.000 No, it's much slower.

00:10:37.000 I love you, China, with your mountains of snow and your centuries of history everywhere I go.

00:10:47.000 I love you, Africa, with your deserts so wild. 1.00

00:10:52.000 First man came through Egypt and he crossed the river Nile.

00:10:57.000 But stay where you are, stay where you are.

00:11:02.000 I'll stand here on my land.

00:11:04.000 Stand here strong on my land.

00:11:06.000 If you stay where you are, stay where you are.

00:11:11.000 Stay where you are.

00:11:13.000 You can come here for a holiday, but then fucking stay where you are.

00:11:19.000 And then jigga-jang.

00:11:21.000 Doom, boom, badoon, dumb, badoom, damn, badoon. 1.00

00:11:25.000 And then it's uh, okay, but we'll do that.

00:11:31.000 I love you, Mexico, with your dick. 1.00

00:11:33.000 And then I have not done that part yet.

00:11:35.000 But I'm gonna do like, I love you, Mexico, is a puerto bayal.

00:11:40.000 It's always puerto ballar with you.

00:11:42.000 If you listen to the other, the reggaetong, every time you do Japanese, it's I think it comes from my son, Johnny.

00:11:49.000 When he was a little kid, he was ruining the kid's toothpaste by pouring water into it.

00:11:53.000 I have this on a video somewhere, and I go, what are you doing?

00:11:56.000 And he couldn't speak English at the time.

00:11:58.000 And he goes, oh, chess cho baya.

00:12:04.000 That's better than the isha fat.

00:12:06.000 It just sounds like English.

00:12:09.000 And I sort of went, I could tell his tone was, this isn't what you think.

00:12:13.000 I'm being innocent.

00:12:13.000 So I just went, oh, okay, I'm sorry.

00:12:15.000 I'm sorry.

00:12:15.000 Chescho baya.

00:12:20.000 I also wrote the middle of a song.

00:12:22.000 It goes like this, ready?

00:12:23.000 It's kind of like Len.

00:12:25.000 Those guys are like, steal my sunshine.

00:12:27.000 It's that kind of a song.

00:12:29.000 And it's like, did you get caught when your hot got caught in the dark?

00:12:32.000 You don't even have a stop.

00:12:34.000 Ha ha.

00:12:35.000 And you, and you, and that's all I got there.

00:12:40.000 Sometimes that's all you need.

00:12:42.000 And then when we were away in Europe in the early 90s, going on a punk tour, staying in squats and hitchhiking, me and my buddy Steve, the guy I told you about last week who threw firecrackers and had a concerned citizen on his tail, we said,

00:12:58.000 let's write the gayest song we can. 0.95

00:13:00.000 And so I had a song with Tina Turner and Brian Adams, and it was like, When I look into your eyes, I see the smile that's there.

00:13:11.000 Cause I need you now more than ever before.

00:13:16.000 Cause I need you now.

00:13:18.000 You know, I'm crying out for more.

00:13:24.000 When I look into your eyes, I see the smile that's there inside of me.

00:13:29.000 When I look into your eyes, I see the smile that's there.

00:13:34.000 Cause I need you now whenever you're just keeps on going.

00:13:38.000 Because I need you now.

00:13:40.000 Yeah.

00:13:40.000 It's almost like a.

00:13:41.000 That's what I don't get about songwriting.

00:13:42.000 I get how you come up with a hook or a thing.

00:13:45.000 How do you get out of it?

00:13:46.000 But that's like, now you got to add 40 other things?

00:13:49.000 Your thing just kept going.

00:13:51.000 Yeah, I just thought, okay, I got it.

00:13:52.000 We're done.

00:13:53.000 Like Lou Reed says when he wrote Vicious, he goes, Andy Warhol came up to me and he said, you hit me with a flower.

00:13:58.000 You should know he goes, Andy Warhol came up to me and goes, you should do a song about Vicious.

00:14:04.000 And Lou Reed's like, what do you mean?

00:14:05.000 He goes, just, I don't know, like, be like, you hit me with a flower.

00:14:09.000 And Lou Reed was like, the song wrote itself after that.

00:14:12.000 Like, how?

00:14:14.000 That's funny.

00:14:15.000 And then Steve's song was good.

00:14:17.000 It was, but it was so good.

00:14:18.000 It was so gay that I go, I hate that song. 1.00

00:14:20.000 He's like, we had a fight about it, actually.

00:14:22.000 We kind of got on each other's nerves on that trip.

00:14:24.000 But we had a fight where I go, that song is fucking gay. 0.51

00:14:29.000 And he goes, that's what we were trying to do.

00:14:31.000 What, my gay song's too shitty?

00:14:33.000 And I go, yeah, it makes me feel bad.

00:14:36.000 He goes, that was the point of the exercise.

00:14:38.000 He was right.

00:14:39.000 But anyway, this is his song.

00:14:41.000 I'm looking for something and I don't know where, yeah.

00:14:45.000 Rip jeans and wavy long hair.

00:14:49.000 You got to do it.

00:14:50.000 You know it's the time.

00:14:53.000 Pull up your socks and find your line.

00:14:56.000 That's the worst part.

00:14:57.000 Oh, find your line.

00:14:59.000 I was like, ah.

00:15:01.000 I was almost with it until.

00:15:03.000 And then don't forget that you can't start.

00:15:05.000 Oh, yeah, that's the song I wrote last year.

00:15:07.000 And all I have is this chorus.

00:15:09.000 You can't start a fight with the petty bone.

00:15:12.000 You can't start a fight.

00:15:14.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, you can't.

00:15:16.000 And then there's a part in the middle where it's just, you can't start a fight with the petty bone.

00:15:22.000 You can't start a fight.

00:15:24.000 That's pretty cool.

00:15:25.000 You can't start a fight.

00:15:28.000 I'd say keep the lyrics.

00:15:29.000 I know Pettibone's like a work in progress word where you want to replace that, but.

00:15:32.000 I've tried other words.

00:15:33.000 It doesn't work.

00:15:34.000 So it's about trying to fight Raymond Pettibone.

00:15:37.000 I don't even know if that's how you pronounce it.

00:15:38.000 It might be Pettibon.

00:15:39.000 I don't know if that's a man.

00:15:40.000 And I don't know.

00:15:40.000 Yeah, he's a painter.

00:15:41.000 He did the Sonic Youth covers and all that stuff.

00:15:43.000 Black Flag record covers.

00:15:45.000 He's a very popular artist who's not very good at drawing.

00:15:47.000 Not very good at it, if you will.

00:15:49.000 Getting good at it, if you will.

00:15:51.000 Did you hear Chip Chipperson's song?

00:15:53.000 It really reminds me of your friend Steve's song.

00:15:55.000 Find your line.

00:15:56.000 Exactly.

00:15:57.000 That same type of thing.

00:15:59.000 It's like someone pulling a long thread out of your butthole that you ate.

00:16:03.000 Find your line.

00:16:06.000 It really made me cringe.

00:16:07.000 By the way, good news, folks.

00:16:09.000 Nita Fashions, where I get my outfits from, is sending me new shirts today.

00:16:14.000 Wow.

00:16:15.000 So I'll be able to do the top button without having a panic attack, which is as close as I can get as this.

00:16:20.000 So we'll be back to ties soon.

00:16:22.000 That is fun.

00:16:23.000 And they also took out the waist in all my suits.

00:16:25.000 I shipped them back.

00:16:26.000 They did it for free.

00:16:28.000 And then they made maybe two shirts that were like $50 each.

00:16:31.000 I want to try them on before I buy a bunch more.

00:16:34.000 And then they shipped them back.

00:16:35.000 So the shirts were like, they weren't free.

00:16:38.000 But they altered my suits.

00:16:39.000 They had added four inches already, so it was easy to take them out.

00:16:43.000 But they did it for free, but I had to pay for shipping.

00:16:45.000 And that was to Hong Kong.

00:16:46.000 So that was $380.

00:16:48.000 You're kidding.

00:16:49.000 No.

00:16:54.000 $150.

00:16:55.000 $190.

00:16:56.000 That's a pain.

00:16:57.000 There come back.

00:16:57.000 That's a pain.

00:16:59.000 Let's hear chips on.

00:17:11.000 And if you put the keys in, my heart will start.

00:17:15.000 I remember the Sunday that we met.

00:17:19.000 You bet.

00:17:20.000 I'll never forget.

00:17:22.000 I was walking round with my heart locked up.

00:17:26.000 Wishing there was a key because my heart was locked up.

00:17:29.000 I got the key to the kingdom of my heart.

00:17:33.000 And it can put the key.

00:17:34.000 How many views does that have?

00:17:37.000 Actually, only 315.

00:17:39.000 They made it unlisted, but I had looked at it when it first came out, so I guess I have access now.

00:17:44.000 Why is it unlisted?

00:17:46.000 Maybe he's a shame.

00:17:47.000 Maybe he put on his Patreon.

00:17:48.000 This one has 173 views.

00:17:50.000 I don't think people know this exists.

00:17:53.000 I love Jim Norton.

00:17:55.000 I like him more than a friend.

00:17:56.000 We've had arguments in the past, but he's man enough to say, what's your beef with me?

00:18:00.000 And we had a one-hour fight where he didn't want me on the Opi and Anthony show because he was worried it would make Shane Smith mad.

00:18:08.000 And he just got a gig with Vice.

00:18:10.000 And so he claimed that he just didn't want to be surprised with something he couldn't back up.

00:18:15.000 And I said, that's bullshit.

00:18:17.000 And that was our fight for one hour.

00:18:18.000 Anyway, that was many, many, many years ago.

00:18:23.000 Probably 10 years ago now.

00:18:25.000 But I have nothing but respect for the guy.

00:18:27.000 And I told him they're going to cancel your show, by the way, immediately.

00:18:31.000 So you're going to regret this.

00:18:35.000 And I love his comedy, and I listen to all his specials, and I text him when they're on, and I go, that was hilarious, whatever.

00:18:40.000 This reminds me of that, whatever.

00:18:41.000 We talk sporadically.

00:18:43.000 I cannot get into Chip Jefferson.

00:18:45.000 I don't get it.

00:18:46.000 It doesn't fit in my head.

00:18:49.000 It's like homosexuality. 1.00

00:18:50.000 I understand that other people like to suck each other's dicks, but I just can't get it in.

00:18:56.000 And I don't even understand when people are on that show, I don't get like, who are you?

00:19:04.000 Like, does Anthony, when he's on the show, he pretends that that's Chip?

00:19:08.000 You participate with Chip, yeah, you interact with Chip.

00:19:11.000 Well, that's annoying.

00:19:13.000 It's like drag queens. 1.00

00:19:14.000 Like, you don't know if you're supposed to be them.

00:19:18.000 Like, what's he saying right there, for example?

00:19:20.000 Go back.

00:19:20.000 He's showing you all the different Jim Norton characters.

00:19:24.000 Do you get to have a friend who you want to tell what a piece of garbage he is, or how fat he's getting, or how much you kind of hope he dies?

00:19:32.000 How about you send him a cameo?

00:19:37.000 Or if you want some extra Kipperson, join Patreon.

00:19:41.000 We got all kinds of great stuff.

00:19:43.000 You get the pod the cast a week early.

00:19:45.000 We do some live Zoom hangs.

00:19:48.000 And I got a horror film I'm working on.

00:19:50.000 It's really scary.

00:19:52.000 Is anybody in here?

00:19:56.000 You! 0.99

00:20:00.000 Nora!

00:20:00.000 I know it's bad, but I don't get it.

00:20:04.000 It's like nihilistic.

00:20:05.000 It's supposed to make you exhausted, I believe.

00:20:07.000 So much of Tim and Eric, too, is like, we're going to do really shitty public access, cable access show, and we'll laugh at how bad they are at TV.

00:20:16.000 It'll be like a crappy, homemade, low-budget commercial that sucks.

00:20:20.000 Yeah, those suck.

00:20:21.000 I remember, I think it was Andrea Martin from SC TV, or maybe it was Catherine O'Hara.

00:20:26.000 After a while at SC TV, they go, we're getting kind of sick of making fun of terrible television.

00:20:31.000 I want to make good television.

00:20:33.000 So I, sorry.

00:20:35.000 I don't get it.

00:20:36.000 It's like drag queens. 1.00

00:20:37.000 When you're with drag queens, you're like, are you you now? 1.00

00:20:40.000 Or am I talking to you?

00:20:42.000 Or are you a hot mess?

00:20:46.000 Do you mind if I call you Tiptoenail? 1.00

00:20:48.000 Tiptoe Nail. 0.94

00:20:49.000 Some B-roller.

00:20:53.000 Key and Peel is still the gold standard of humor.

00:20:59.000 I guess I didn't watch the show that much, and now that I've checked it out on YouTube, it keeps showing me different Key and Peels.

00:21:05.000 And the algorithm is working to my favorite Thank You algorithm.

00:21:08.000 I'm very happy with it.

00:21:09.000 I'd never seen this War of the Magical Negroes. 0.99

00:21:11.000 And Ryan had never heard of a Magical Negro. 1.00

00:21:14.000 Not that term.

00:21:15.000 You know why?

00:21:15.000 Because he watches Lilo and Stitch.

00:21:18.000 No, I didn't.

00:21:18.000 And Toy Story.

00:21:19.000 So his movie repertoire is all children's movies.

00:21:23.000 So he's not familiar with this trope.

00:21:25.000 Can you believe that?

00:21:26.000 I love all movies.

00:21:27.000 Dark movies.

00:21:28.000 Dark movies.

00:21:29.000 Dark movies.

00:21:30.000 Light ones.

00:21:33.000 Please, this is the worst possible time.

00:21:36.000 Please don't do this.

00:21:38.000 Babe?

00:21:42.000 Wow, you really gave up on that marriage pretty easy.

00:21:45.000 Huh?

00:21:47.000 Can I take your garbage?

00:21:48.000 Yeah, sure.

00:21:53.000 You know, I find the more garbage in the can, the better it feels to dump it all out.

00:22:02.000 Perfect.

00:22:03.000 I suppose that's why we let it.

00:22:05.000 This is why, like, I was, I'll get to her in a second.

00:22:08.000 I was listening to Comedian in the Car, and I was just reading it, listening to it, going, you tried.

00:22:14.000 Like, that garbage in the can joke is such a perfect representation of what's in these movies with these magical Negroes. 1.00

00:22:23.000 It's always like that.

00:22:24.000 And you guys sat and you worked on that sketch.

00:22:26.000 I can tell you worked on it for a long time and you just wanted to get it just right.

00:22:30.000 And you did, but it keeps getting better.

00:22:33.000 You're so fooled in the voice place.

00:22:35.000 Voice place.

00:22:38.000 So we can start over.

00:22:45.000 Here to fix the copier?

00:22:47.000 Yes, sure, sure.

00:22:49.000 Hey, how did you...

00:22:50.000 Sometimes things ain't really broken.

00:22:53.000 It's the way we treat them that needs to be fixed.

00:23:07.000 Like, surely you saw Denzo Washington in the movie with Jim Carrey where he's God and he's a janitor.

00:23:13.000 Yeah, no, I was thinking.

00:23:14.000 I was thinking about compiling all the magical news.

00:23:16.000 I'm familiar with the trope.

00:23:18.000 The one I was thinking of was like an hour.

00:23:20.000 No, no, obviously, you know, Green Mile, but then there's the black guy in Bedazzled. 0.98

00:23:25.000 He turns out to be God, believe it or not.

00:23:28.000 And he just comes out from the bottom bunk smoking a cigarette.

00:23:30.000 He's like, you know.

00:23:32.000 And it always starts with some wisdoms.

00:23:34.000 And then this is what white liberals want blacks to be. 0.63

00:23:38.000 Magical little silly prophets who come, drop some wisdom, and then vanish and don't send their kids to your school. 1.00

00:23:47.000 And they always have like a lowly lot in life.

00:23:48.000 It's like, yeah.

00:23:49.000 Yeah, they're out of sight, out of mind.

00:23:51.000 Like, go ahead, clean my garbage, say something wise, and then fuck off.

00:23:56.000 You're magical, but you're also a janitor.

00:23:59.000 Yeah, it's basically the way they were seen in like the 40s and 50s.

00:24:02.000 Like, get on stage, do a funny dance with some white gloves, then fuck off.

00:24:13.000 Go back to your little fucking area where you have, you choose someone based on their toe.

00:24:18.000 You know what I'm talking about?

00:24:19.000 In the 40s, they'd have these toe parties, and there'd be a curtain, and these women would have their bare feet there, and you would pull on a toe. 1.00

00:24:26.000 Wow.

00:24:27.000 And that would be your date.

00:24:28.000 Oh, shit.

00:24:29.000 Yeah.

00:24:29.000 It's kind of fun.

00:24:31.000 Yeah.

00:24:31.000 Who the hell are you?

00:24:34.000 What's going on with this?

00:24:35.000 Are you connected to the internet?

00:24:37.000 Yeah.

00:24:37.000 Oh, you have to be.

00:24:38.000 Guys, the important question is, who are you, Steve?

00:24:47.000 Well, maybe it isn't Mr. Standle, Carl.

00:24:58.000 Anyway, they have a duel.

00:24:59.000 We're not going to sit here and watch the whole sketch, but they use employee more and more magic, battling each other.

00:25:04.000 And just the way I told you, the reason I like Trump is because I like his fans.

00:25:09.000 I like the people at Trump rallies.

00:25:12.000 You can tell the key and peel are good by their comments on YouTube.

00:25:16.000 All of the comments here are high-quality jokes.

00:25:20.000 What do they say?

00:25:21.000 Well, I saw one of them goes, Carl's right, he was their foist.

00:25:27.000 Blow it up a bit.

00:25:28.000 I can't really read it.

00:25:34.000 They were kicked out of Hogwarts.

00:25:35.000 Stanley's right, he was their foist.

00:25:37.000 What's Stephen King novels?

00:25:39.000 Go up to the top, though.

00:25:40.000 One woman had a great, great quote.

00:25:42.000 She goes, It's sad that, yeah, now the copier is broken and there's trash everywhere.

00:25:48.000 Consequences.

00:25:49.000 Optical flares for the wind.

00:25:51.000 Oh, I love this one.

00:25:52.000 How so many girls talk to each other in the dating pool. 1.00

00:25:54.000 You need to find your own troubled white boy. 0.97

00:25:58.000 What are those replies?

00:26:02.000 You'll need to widen your search parameters.

00:26:03.000 May I offer you a troubled exotic yellow boy from the Orient? 1.00

00:26:07.000 I personally prefer a badass chick, but I'll check your recommendation. 1.00

00:26:11.000 Literally, me.

00:26:12.000 You'll find him on Fortran.

00:26:13.000 Good luck.

00:26:15.000 Anyway, keep going down to the other ones.

00:26:18.000 I love this guy.

00:26:20.000 Who is canonically stronger, Carl or Mr. Stanley?

00:26:24.000 People usually cite the fact that during the final struggle, Carl needs the assistance of Chesterfield, that's his cartoon bird, to be equal with Mr. Stanley.

00:26:31.000 But what people don't realize, in the manga, it's clearly stated that Carl is actually a Conjurer Nen user, while Stanley is in an emitter who specializes in the type of projectile-based battle we saw here.

00:26:42.000 Carl's own emitter techniques, plus the power from Chesterfield, his own creation, was able to go toe-to-toe with a master emitter in his own comfort zone.

00:26:52.000 That's scary.

00:26:53.000 Next time they fight, I hope Carl uses his signature ability million talents to summon his army of Chesterfields. 0.90

00:27:00.000 I think once he plays to his strengths, he'll win.

00:27:04.000 That is a masterful comment.

00:27:08.000 And, you know, we've been talking about comedy and how some people just have the magic sprinkles.

00:27:14.000 And there's people who don't.

00:27:16.000 Burt Kreischer is an awesome guy.

00:27:19.000 I love his comedy.

00:27:20.000 He's making bank.

00:27:22.000 He's one of the most popular comedians in the country.

00:27:24.000 And it's just a testament to working class America and how if you bust your ass, you don't necessarily have to be magically talented. 0.94

00:27:32.000 Like Burton Cummings probably has 10 million bucks in the bank just from songs, right?

00:27:35.000 That's not including live shows.

00:27:37.000 That's because he's incredibly talented.

00:27:39.000 But there's plenty of people out there who are working their ass off who paid their bills and just aren't really good.

00:27:45.000 Like what's a really successful band that doesn't really have any good songs?

00:27:51.000 Or Rich Voss.

00:27:53.000 Rich Voss isn't that funny, but he's a hard worker and he busted his ass and he's got a career.

00:27:59.000 But what's a band like that where they don't really have any hits, but they just keep chugging along?

00:28:04.000 Song workhorses.

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:06.000 You know, I guess Guided by Voices are kind of like that.

00:28:09.000 Cold play, they force hits.

00:28:11.000 So what they'll do is they'll pick the hits.

00:28:13.000 Creep.

00:28:13.000 That's a hit.

00:28:15.000 They got, you know, an all-yellow. 0.74

00:28:17.000 Oh, no, I'm thinking of radiohead.

00:28:18.000 Yeah.

00:28:19.000 Anyway, the percentage of people who can write songs, I'm going to go with maybe 0.1%.

00:28:27.000 And the percentage of comedians who have the magic sprinkles is similar.

00:28:31.000 It's almost once a generation.

00:28:33.000 But I keep discovering them and I see, because I have special sprinkle eyes, which I would appreciate if you made that my nickname from now on sprinkle eyes.

00:28:40.000 Old sprinkle eyes.

00:28:41.000 I have sprinkle eyes and I can look and scour the deep dark web and I can find people and I'm like, I smell sprinkles on this person.

00:28:50.000 Not just hard work.

00:28:51.000 Like this homo from the south, what's his name? 1.00

00:28:55.000 Brian Jordan Alvarez.

00:28:56.000 Brian Jordan Alvarez.

00:28:57.000 I don't think he's a hard worker at all.

00:28:59.000 I think he likes scoofing around with his sister.

00:29:00.000 He probably works at Quickie Mart.

00:29:03.000 And his shit is so fucking golden.

00:29:05.000 Here, just go down a bit.

00:29:06.000 Not that one.

00:29:08.000 Not that one.

00:29:09.000 Here, click on that one.

00:29:10.000 Southern restaurant manager just got to work. 0.97

00:29:13.000 That light is so bright, y'all.

00:29:15.000 Did anybody make the tea yet?

00:29:17.000 Malcolm, did you make the tea?

00:29:19.000 I'm going to do paperwork in the office.

00:29:21.000 Don't make me mad.

00:29:23.000 Why did I take this job?

00:29:24.000 My God, why did I take that's just to show you what his face looks like and what his range is.

00:29:30.000 Not that one.

00:29:32.000 Not that one.

00:29:33.000 Look at this one he just did.

00:29:35.000 This is the first one I ever saw of him.

00:29:39.000 Quality.

00:29:41.000 Hey guys, it's Eric.

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00:29:48.000 We are doing a skin refresher.

00:29:50.000 So if you are having something where your pores are showing, maybe you're kissing your boyfriend and you are showing your pores a lot, a lot of black head, we can do a deep cleanse and a deep strip that pull that, 0.99

00:30:07.000 all the impurity out of your skin.

00:30:09.000 And then we do a hot stone on top and give you a head massage as well. 0.99

00:30:14.000 And then we put you in the tanning bed to kind of bake everything.

00:30:17.000 And when you come out, you're gonna look like a new person, I swear.

00:30:21.000 Come by the salon today.

00:30:22.000 Darlise is doing lashes, she's doing cuts. 1.00

00:30:26.000 I am doing the skin treatment.

00:30:29.000 And if you don't believe me, I am a patient of the skin treatment as well.

00:30:37.000 Oh, wait, you gotta see his British guy.

00:30:39.000 Keep going.

00:30:40.000 That is just a real guy somewhere.

00:30:41.000 Wait, these are all different people.

00:30:43.000 What are you doing?

00:30:45.000 You left Brian Alvarez.

00:30:47.000 I'm sorry.

00:30:49.000 What's going on?

00:30:50.000 What have you done?

00:30:52.000 Let's go back.

00:30:55.000 I'm getting annoyed.

00:30:57.000 Okay, there we go.

00:30:58.000 So go down, go down.

00:31:00.000 Southern Pastor.

00:31:02.000 That will probably be good.

00:31:05.000 What's this one?

00:31:07.000 No, that one's not good.

00:31:09.000 That's someone else trying to be funny.

00:31:10.000 Okay.

00:31:11.000 This one's great.

00:31:14.000 And don't get me wrong, I ain't really mad, but these are some things that frustrate me, okay?

00:31:18.000 When they say they want ham for dinner, and you got a whole ham in the fridge already, and you say, y'all want that one?

00:31:26.000 They say, no, we want a new one.

00:31:28.000 When you are passed out asleep, you've been asleep for an hour, and your wife comes in after finishing some murder mystery show and wakes you up and tells you she's scared.

00:31:40.000 When you keep...

00:31:41.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:31:43.000 Okay, so I'm just showing you his incredible range, but where do you see this British guy with the fucked up face? 1.00

00:31:48.000 Have I shown you?

00:31:48.000 Yeah, this one.

00:31:49.000 I showed you that, right?

00:31:50.000 Yeah.

00:31:50.000 I don't know if this is based on a real guy, but I feel like I know him or know of him.

00:31:56.000 He's no friend of mine for any reason.

00:31:58.000 He reminds me of the withnail guy.

00:32:00.000 No, not even close.

00:32:01.000 Who laughs a lot?

00:32:04.000 She reached back out to me.

00:32:06.000 She absolutely was so excited when I texted her proposing a third date.

00:32:15.000 She has an energy, a potency about her, a clarity.

00:32:23.000 She speaks like a bell ringing.

00:32:28.000 Like a bell that you might Ding when you're at the desk cover of her library.

00:32:36.000 She is beauty incarnate. 0.97

00:32:41.000 She is Chardilaine.

00:32:43.000 Her eyebrows, her teeth, her sense of self.

00:32:50.000 I mentioned the producery earlier.

00:32:53.000 And beyond that, I know there may be some competition between different concepts of Chardilane, but I love...

00:32:59.000 Don't you want to get stoned with him and die laughing?

00:33:03.000 Dude, that is Richard E. Grant.

00:33:05.000 No, it's not, you idiot.

00:33:08.000 It's the farthest thing.

00:33:11.000 This is...

00:33:15.000 With the laughing?

00:33:17.000 Yeah, the laughing is all you have.

00:33:18.000 I like the intricacies of things.

00:33:21.000 Withnell's not effeminate.

00:33:22.000 That guy's effeminate.

00:33:23.000 But he's a young little twat who's too naive to understand that he's nothing.

00:33:29.000 And Withnail and Richard E. Grant are pompous, drunken, British bon vivants.

00:33:37.000 So terrible, terrible analogy.

00:33:40.000 Let's try to get the show back on track here after Ryan ruining everything, ruining all of our lives.

00:33:45.000 She reached back out to me.

00:33:47.000 Alice Wedderland.

00:33:48.000 So check him out on your own.

00:33:49.000 If you're on TikTok, I'm not.

00:33:51.000 I got that through Instagram.

00:33:52.000 Actually, my wife sent it to me.

00:33:54.000 I'm listening to this chick in the car, Alice Wetterlund, and I think she has the sprinkles. 0.71

00:33:59.000 Nazis.

00:34:02.000 How do we feel?

00:34:03.000 What do we think?

00:34:04.000 Pro, con?

00:34:07.000 I have a new boyfriend now.

00:34:09.000 He's a musician, which I'm sorry, it's just I get really turned on by lending people money.

00:34:15.000 Oh, you're a feminist. 1.00

00:34:16.000 Does that mean you hate men?

00:34:17.000 And I'm like, no, I'm a feminist. 0.99

00:34:19.000 That just means men hate me.

00:34:22.000 Her politics aren't great, but we've got to give up that. 1.00

00:34:25.000 But she gets this great bit about her, My Mama is a Human. 0.87

00:34:27.000 And she's like, I'm into country music.

00:34:29.000 And a lot of these songs, they are trying so hard to be a regular guy that they sound like they're compensating for something like, I go to church on a Sunday, just like my mama told me.

00:34:39.000 I'm just like you, working man, and I'm a human, and my mama's a human, just like you.

00:34:43.000 She goes, they sound like an alien trying to blend in.

00:34:49.000 I just bombed on my own show.

00:34:52.000 No, I got it.

00:34:53.000 I wasn't laughing.

00:34:54.000 No, I'm not asking you.

00:34:56.000 I felt unfunny.

00:34:58.000 I'm not doing it justice.

00:34:59.000 And it's hard to find.

00:35:01.000 Her bits go back to what I was saying with Keyam Peele, with the magical Negro. 1.00

00:35:06.000 Like, she really thought hard about this.

00:35:09.000 And her little side things are fucking quality. 1.00

00:35:12.000 But I discovered that she had beef with TJ Miller.

00:35:18.000 See, it's so hard with politics infecting everything now.

00:35:21.000 Because TJ Miller was in shit for having rough sex and wanting threesomes and stuff, which is like, if that's a crime, I'm going to jail.

00:35:31.000 So you don't know anymore with the sexual harassment stuff.

00:35:33.000 And you want to have TJ Miller's back.

00:35:36.000 And usually the feminists are wrong. 1.00

00:35:38.000 But he said something that put me, put him in my bad books forever.

00:35:42.000 1-7, if you recall, when that emoji movie came out, he said it will fight Trump and make young people adopt progressive values.

00:35:50.000 So once you start getting kids involved, you're dumped.

00:35:52.000 So I hated him from that day forward.

00:35:54.000 But I don't know what side to take on this.

00:36:02.000 Because I just heard of Ellis Wetterlund now, like a few hours ago, and she seems to have the sprinkles.

00:36:08.000 I can't remember if TJ has the sprinkles or not.

00:36:11.000 I think I saw him do stand-up in real life, and it was fucking hilarious and spontaneous.

00:36:16.000 He was doing a set, and they had these light bulbs.

00:36:19.000 Maybe I didn't see it live.

00:36:20.000 Maybe I saw it on my computer.

00:36:23.000 But it was just, it was this set that had light bulbs hanging down, and he looks behind him, and he talks about the light bulbs and does the whole set about the light bulbs.

00:36:30.000 It was pretty good.

00:36:31.000 Pretty impressive.

00:36:32.000 Pretty sprinkly.

00:36:35.000 But go to 1.6.

00:36:37.000 Somebody that kind of lives on the straight and narrow like this, does it affect you?

00:36:42.000 I guess you wouldn't have anything to compare.

00:36:44.000 Do my Sam Roberts.

00:36:45.000 So somebody who's on the straight and narrow, as it were.

00:36:49.000 And you start getting negative stories about you, because every six months we're good for a negative TJ Miller story that's like, what the fuck is going on?

00:36:57.000 Can I ask you about this?

00:36:58.000 Think about Sam.

00:36:59.000 Instead of like Stone Cold Steve Austin, since he'll, he says that, he said that name a million times since he was a kid, so he goes, so I was in there with the Undertaker and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:37:09.000 It's one word.

00:37:10.000 It's like signal line.

00:37:11.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:13.000 Stone Coast.

00:37:14.000 It's one word.

00:37:14.000 Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:37:15.000 So Stone Cold Steve Austin grabbed a chair from the top rope.

00:37:18.000 Girl, before.

00:37:19.000 Can I tell you to have a bunch of imitations ready with faces?

00:37:21.000 You should have a Sam Roberts ready to go.

00:37:23.000 You know what?

00:37:23.000 On Snapchat, I don't know what the fuck this guy's using.

00:37:25.000 I think it's Snap Camera.

00:37:27.000 So I downloaded that.

00:37:28.000 It's not Snapchat.

00:37:29.000 Because Snapchat doesn't allow you to do that anymore.

00:37:32.000 Let's start writing a list of who I demand you to do.

00:37:35.000 This is Sam Roberts.

00:37:37.000 Sam Roberts, John.

00:37:39.000 Taffer.

00:37:41.000 Right?

00:37:42.000 Yeah.

00:37:43.000 Bill Burr.

00:37:44.000 These are all people I want on my show.

00:37:46.000 Ah, dude, it's brutal.

00:37:48.000 Like Gina Carano, you know?

00:37:50.000 It's like a nice girl.

00:37:52.000 What the fuck was that?

00:37:53.000 Just the drop thing?

00:37:55.000 Wire snag.

00:37:57.000 The good old wire snag.

00:37:58.000 See, I like this Jim Norton.

00:38:00.000 Why do I have to like Chip Chipperson?

00:38:03.000 But I mean, it's on the same line.

00:38:05.000 Like, does it make you go like, you know, I'm trying to.

00:38:07.000 Well, no, I've been talking about all this.

00:38:10.000 Yeah, but I've been talking about the internet in general as like having turned the world into high school where gossip is immediately true.

00:38:17.000 Like if you were in school and you found out somebody said, you know, so-and-so is a slut, then everybody started just being like, she's a slut.

00:38:24.000 And no matter what she had done.

00:38:26.000 I remember that.

00:38:27.000 Cindy Wood at Earl of March High School, we heard that someone slipped her a Spanish fly and she got so horny, she started humping the gear shift of the car. 0.99

00:38:37.000 And not one of us went, what?

00:38:39.000 That doesn't make it.

00:38:40.000 So there's a pill that makes women so horny they have to stuff something up their cunt? 1.00

00:38:44.000 Wouldn't rapists buy that by the palate? 1.00

00:38:47.000 This is bullshit.

00:38:48.000 We all just went, oh, she was very, very horny. 1.00

00:38:52.000 Those pills are very powerful.

00:38:53.000 We just accept it as a fact.

00:38:55.000 I contacted her maybe 10 years ago, so we would have been 40.

00:38:59.000 I'm like, do you Remember that?

00:39:00.000 And she goes, Yeah, yeah.

00:39:03.000 I didn't put out for this guy, so he started that rumor for revenge.

00:39:06.000 My brothers were going to kill him.

00:39:09.000 I go, they should have.

00:39:10.000 And I also said, I cannot fucking believe I believed that.

00:39:14.000 She goes, that's high school. 1.00

00:39:16.000 So he's right.

00:39:18.000 And there's no court of law to be able to, for her to prove, like, anytime you get into the he said, she said stuff, you get into a very difficult gray area because there's no proof either way.

00:39:31.000 But people love to bully.

00:39:32.000 And mob mentality is very easy to get into.

00:39:36.000 And yeah, I mean, I think as of late, we've been incredibly unfairly treated.

00:39:40.000 And I may have welcomed some of it by sort of leaving Silicon Valley and leaning into the emoji movie because I just thought that would be a funny thing to do.

00:39:50.000 But for some reason, people sort of translated that to arrogance or me being an asshole or stupid.

00:39:55.000 Yeah, well, you said teach kids progressive values.

00:39:59.000 And I think now, you know, you were about to bring up Alex Whether.

00:40:04.000 Yeah, but to me, to me, it's like, you know, that's, and I don't know, she may have had that experience, but it's, it's, again, people trying to enter the headlines, get in the cycle, the media cycle, break the cycle for a second.

00:40:18.000 All right.

00:40:19.000 Boring boy.

00:40:20.000 I hate this whole thing about, too, people care how actors behave.

00:40:23.000 Like, is he nice?

00:40:24.000 Yeah, I met Tom Cruise.

00:40:25.000 I hear he's nice.

00:40:26.000 Is he really nice?

00:40:27.000 I don't care if he's a dick or not a dick.

00:40:29.000 My dad said that a long time ago.

00:40:31.000 He goes, I was always hard to work with.

00:40:35.000 I'm a very pleasant person in the pub.

00:40:38.000 We should call him now.

00:40:40.000 But he goes, I'm not very easy to be around in a work environment.

00:40:45.000 And I'm the exact same way.

00:40:47.000 I'm a fucking nightmare to work with, as Ryan can attest.

00:40:51.000 But when it comes to normal life, I'm a joy.

00:40:55.000 At the pub, everyone loves me.

00:40:57.000 Like, my wife complains that we're pariahs in our community, but I'm like, I could have this place packed to the hilt tonight.

00:41:06.000 I know every single Trump supporter in the burbs.

00:41:09.000 It's not a lot.

00:41:10.000 It's maybe 5% of the population, but I know them all very well.

00:41:14.000 We're all pals.

00:41:15.000 We all totally hang.

00:41:17.000 So I'm good at socializing, but I don't think work should be fun.

00:41:21.000 You got to get the job done.

00:41:22.000 Now, this is pretty fun.

00:41:24.000 I'll give you that.

00:41:25.000 But I have been doing this for a quarter century now.

00:41:29.000 You got to be proud of your boys.

00:41:31.000 We are, sir.

00:41:35.000 Mom's going to answer.

00:41:36.000 I'll have to dump her. 1.00

00:41:39.000 I'll even kiss the men.

00:41:44.000 Hello?

00:41:45.000 Hi, Mom.

00:41:45.000 How you doing?

00:41:47.000 Great, baby.

00:41:48.000 How are you?

00:41:49.000 I'm good.

00:41:49.000 I'm just recording my show here.

00:41:51.000 I wanted to ask Dad a question.

00:41:54.000 Okay, honey.

00:41:54.000 Hold on.

00:41:56.000 Well, he's...

00:41:56.000 What time is it?

00:41:58.000 He might be sober enough still.

00:42:01.000 Yeah, he should be okay.

00:42:03.000 Yeah, I think he's only had two beers.

00:42:06.000 Here he is.

00:42:07.000 He's staggering a little.

00:42:09.000 Oh, that's old age.

00:42:10.000 Here he is.

00:42:12.000 Hello.

00:42:14.000 Hi, honey.

00:42:15.000 Hey, Dad.

00:42:17.000 I want to ask you something.

00:42:18.000 You said a long time ago that you're very pleasant to be around in a social situation, but you're a nightmare to work for.

00:42:27.000 I think, you know, I've been a nightmare, maybe too, but I'm very tough.

00:42:36.000 Can you speak up a bit?

00:42:37.000 What are you demanding?

00:42:38.000 Are you on speakerphone or something?

00:42:41.000 No.

00:42:42.000 Are you hearing him okay?

00:42:44.000 Yeah.

00:42:45.000 You're very demanding in the workforce because I'm similar.

00:42:48.000 I think work shouldn't necessarily be fun.

00:42:50.000 You've got to get the job done.

00:42:51.000 It's almost like working out.

00:42:53.000 Like, it shouldn't be pleasant.

00:42:55.000 You're pushing yourself.

00:42:56.000 And then when everything's said and done, you can go out to the pub with the same people you were yelling at and have a gay old time. 0.78

00:43:04.000 Well, you know, that didn't happen with me because I work with a lot of software engineers, and most of them didn't drink.

00:43:16.000 Curiously enough, the hardware engineers drank, but not the software engineers.

00:43:22.000 Well, the hardware engineers, it's easier, so they have lower IQs, I would assume.

00:43:28.000 No, dear.

00:43:29.000 No, dear.

00:43:30.000 I think what we're seeing now with the software engineers, if you look at the absolute shit that companies like Google and Facebook and what have you, you know, the software is crap.

00:43:46.000 It's done by a bunch of coders. 0.99

00:43:51.000 And hardware engineers, aren't they the guys just clipping in the motherboards?

00:43:57.000 No, no, you're talking about hardware assembly, darling.

00:44:00.000 Not about the engineers who designed it.

00:44:02.000 Oh.

00:44:04.000 If you look at the advances in computers, it's all been hardware advances.

00:44:11.000 Okay, maybe I've been telling the story wrong my whole life.

00:44:13.000 The story I got was you emigrated from England to Canada.

00:44:17.000 They go bowling and you're with middle-class people.

00:44:21.000 They don't bring booze.

00:44:23.000 They just want to bowl and focus on the bowling.

00:44:25.000 You go, this is bullshit.

00:44:26.000 Oh, no, that's when I was in England, when I moved from Scotland to England.

00:44:32.000 Oh.

00:44:32.000 They were bowling in England?

00:44:35.000 Yes.

00:44:36.000 So, you know, normally in Glasgow on a Friday night, you know, the idea was to go and get hammered.

00:44:44.000 Right.

00:44:45.000 That was my experience.

00:44:47.000 Then I come down to England and I'm invited to go bowling.

00:44:51.000 I go to the bowling alley and there's no bar.

00:44:56.000 What's the point?

00:44:59.000 Exactly.

00:45:01.000 That was the last time I went bowling.

00:45:04.000 So then you ended up hanging out with the technicians because they were partiers.

00:45:10.000 Well, I had no class associated with your position in the company.

00:45:18.000 So, I mean, it's, you know, some guys were more pleasant than others, and some people were.

00:45:25.000 Well, some engineers are very, very sort of status conscious.

00:45:33.000 You know, so they won't mingle with technicians because they're engineers.

00:45:39.000 I never bothered with that kind of crap.

00:45:41.000 Well, I noticed I grew up in the slums.

00:45:46.000 No, you didn't.

00:45:47.000 No, we lived in a middle-class neighborhood, but you would ship me to Barhaven so you could party with, I won't say their names, and then I was in basically the trailer parks hanging out with in Barhaven.

00:46:01.000 No, dear, there's no trailer parks in Barhaven.

00:46:04.000 Well, I'm exaggerating, but those homes that whatever you call them.

00:46:10.000 They're called row houses.

00:46:12.000 Row houses.

00:46:14.000 So we were making out with chicks that were five years older than us, and then we'd go back to the suburbs at night.

00:46:22.000 Don't do that.

00:46:24.000 I think you're getting a bit carried away.

00:46:27.000 You know, the people I associated with were just most of them, the reason I associated with them is because they were workmates.

00:46:39.000 Right, but they were more working class than the people that were in your particular division.

00:46:44.000 No!

00:46:46.000 Not at all.

00:46:49.000 You're determined to have me, you know, mingling with, I don't know, as you see them, the lower class. 0.97

00:47:00.000 No, it wasn't true.

00:47:03.000 I would say that my really close friends were all engineers.

00:47:11.000 In fact, to this day, I'm still very friendly with them, and you know who they are.

00:47:17.000 Yeah, I'm having trouble getting you through here, Dad.

00:47:20.000 The signal's not great.

00:47:22.000 It has nothing to do with you disturbing my narrative and my version of my childhood.

00:47:26.000 It's this phone signal.

00:47:27.000 Hello?

00:47:29.000 Hello?

00:47:30.000 Hello?

00:47:31.000 You're not coming through.

00:47:33.000 That's unfortunate.

00:47:34.000 We lost that call.

00:47:36.000 That's sad.

00:47:39.000 Do you ever get so horny you just want to jizz on a whole crowd?

00:47:42.000 Hell yeah, dude.

00:47:43.000 You just want to like.

00:47:44.000 I mean, I mean, no.

00:47:47.000 Like, you want to go to a baseball game and just be like, hey, maybe you become a giant.

00:47:54.000 And you're...

00:47:55.000 So you're a giant and that's the first thing you think of?

00:47:57.000 The first thing I think we all think of, if we're honest, is we want to go up to like a baseball stadium, women, children, workers, mostly the audience, and we just want to jizz all over the.

00:48:08.000 The people that are there.

00:48:10.000 No.

00:48:10.000 Maybe you get around to it, but there's so many other things you would do if it was a giant.

00:48:13.000 No, I would just start beating off.

00:48:15.000 Actually, I'd start beating off as I was normal size, and then I would be like, uh-oh, we're getting close.

00:48:21.000 Danny's Tranny.

00:48:22.000 That's a British comic I used to like as a kid.

00:48:24.000 Danny's Tranny, activate.

00:48:26.000 And now I'm this huge guy.

00:48:28.000 And then I just jizz on couples mostly.

00:48:32.000 You know, that would be a historic me tooing.

00:48:34.000 You'd have like 90 victims in one fight.

00:48:36.000 I think deep down we all want to cover random couples with huge buckets of jizz. 0.68

00:48:42.000 And luckily, there is a 1.9.

00:48:46.000 Someone has realized this market, and they've filled the void with this desire all men have, which is jizzing on strangers.

00:48:54.000 Thanks, Milwaukee Bucks.

00:48:58.000 Jizz on some black lady fixing her hair. 0.98

00:49:01.000 How about some jizz, bitch? 1.00

00:49:02.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:04.000 Look, jizz on the Asians. 1.00

00:49:07.000 Hey, Asians, are you dating or are you siblings?

00:49:09.000 Don't care.

00:49:10.000 I'm jizzing on you.

00:49:11.000 Try to catch it with your hands.

00:49:13.000 Rubbing on his hands there.

00:49:14.000 Hey, mascot, how about some jizz?

00:49:20.000 Wow.

00:49:20.000 How did no one see this?

00:49:25.000 Like, how did that pass?

00:49:28.000 I think I need to be employed by every major corporation.

00:49:31.000 You know how Al Sharpton will go there and he'll decide if you're racist or not?

00:49:35.000 I'll go there as a disgusting pig and you can say like things like, yeah, you know, say you're a nightlight, right?

00:49:44.000 A nightlight company.

00:49:44.000 And you're like, we stick our nightlight where the sun don't shine.

00:49:48.000 And I go, the sun don't shine.

00:49:51.000 That's up your ass. 0.97

00:49:52.000 So you're saying you stick a nightlight up someone's ass and it's for kids.

00:49:56.000 So don't say that.

00:49:57.000 Okay, thanks, pig.

00:49:59.000 We're not disgusting, horny weirdos, so that didn't occur to us.

00:50:03.000 But they could have showed me that and I would have said, that looks like you're jizzing on people.

00:50:08.000 And what if you were the person and you just went, ah, yeah, somebody has to do it.

00:50:14.000 If that's more, if that lasts longer than a day.

00:50:17.000 They're coming and they are coming.

00:50:25.000 Yeah, anything with coming, they'll call you.

00:50:27.000 We haven't started the show yet.

00:50:30.000 Cuomo keeps getting better and better every day.

00:50:33.000 Thank you, God.

00:50:34.000 I know you couldn't throw him in jail.

00:50:36.000 I'm not asking for him to be arrested.

00:50:37.000 I know he's Teflon.

00:50:38.000 I know he's old school, fake wise guy, fake mafia.

00:50:42.000 But here's the thing about Cuomo.

00:50:44.000 He started this cancel culture, and he fucked with me. 0.99

00:50:47.000 When Proud Boys got in that fight after my talk, he said, what about me, Gavin?

00:50:51.000 I'm from Queens.

00:50:52.000 You want to fight me?

00:50:54.000 In the same tweet, he said, we disavow violence in any shape and form.

00:51:00.000 In the same tweet, and then a sentence later, he goes, you want to fight me, proud boy?

00:51:05.000 I'm from Queens.

00:51:06.000 We don't play.

00:51:09.000 Andrew Cuomo thinks he said, all you have to do is punch him in the nipple once, or maybe just give it a tug, and it collapses in pain.

00:51:15.000 Then he started using it as a regular term to mean Nazi.

00:51:19.000 So there was some, I don't know, alderman senator rep in Brooklyn who had been there for 100 years and he was debating.

00:51:28.000 He was in a fight with Cuomo and Cuomo wanted to take him down because it was the last R seat in all of Brooklyn.

00:51:34.000 He said, what about you?

00:51:35.000 Are you a proud boy?

00:51:36.000 He said, I can dig up these exact examples later.

00:51:39.000 But the problem with Googling Cuomo now is you get all this shit.

00:51:45.000 And then Max and John went to trial.

00:51:46.000 And then the judge, Mark Dwyer, he knew that Cuomo was using this as a weapon.

00:51:52.000 So he said, yes, I'll get involved.

00:51:54.000 They are Nazis. 0.64

00:51:55.000 This political fighting reminds me of 1943.

00:51:59.000 Hey, Cuomo, you Listening?

00:52:00.000 No, he goes, 1940s Europe.

00:52:03.000 So he threw Max and John in prison for four years in order to impress Cuomo.

00:52:08.000 Now that made me fucking mad.

00:52:10.000 And I sat and prayed.

00:52:12.000 I would think of him when I hit the speed bag.

00:52:15.000 And I would hit it until it was a frequency, just imagining Cuomo's face.

00:52:19.000 Every time I hit the heavy bags at the gym, when I imagine Cuomo, I have three times my normal strength.

00:52:24.000 And I think I sent out waves into the cosmos.

00:52:27.000 And the cosmos said, we can't throw him in jail, but we can ruin his reputation.

00:52:32.000 And I said, okay, so you'll use the nursing homes, the fraud, where he lied about the numbers?

00:52:39.000 Yeah, we'll definitely do that, but we need to get attention.

00:52:44.000 Okay, call him racist.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, we could.

00:52:46.000 Well, is there anything else?

00:52:48.000 Well, the next best thing after racism is any kind of sexual assault. 0.99

00:52:51.000 Okay.

00:52:52.000 And they got a ton of those.

00:52:54.000 I think we're up to five now.

00:52:56.000 And that gets the females going. 1.00

00:52:59.000 And that's what you really need to power any kind of engine in this country.

00:53:02.000 Whether it's getting a president elected or ruining a politician, you need to get women mad. 1.00

00:53:08.000 They have time on their hands.

00:53:09.000 They can get petty.

00:53:11.000 So we dug up a bunch of bullshit.

00:53:13.000 And now women are mad. 1.00

00:53:14.000 And now he's fucked.

00:53:15.000 And the beauty of this is it's his reputation that's fucked.

00:53:18.000 And that's all he cares about.

00:53:20.000 So thank you for that.

00:53:24.000 So what are we up to here?

00:53:26.000 One, two, three, four, five.

00:53:29.000 I think it's six, but I'll take five.

00:53:32.000 Number two Dem tells Kuo, go.

00:53:34.000 So he won't go.

00:53:35.000 He won't resign.

00:53:36.000 He won't be punished.

00:53:37.000 Don't get your hopes up with that.

00:53:38.000 But all he cares about is his standing, and that's over.

00:53:44.000 His fucking reputation is over.

00:53:46.000 And I could not be fucking happier.

00:53:52.000 Also, today's book.

00:53:54.000 Dude, this is a fugging doozy.

00:53:58.000 Safe Area Gorizade.

00:54:00.000 It's Joe Sacco.

00:54:02.000 I had begun reading this years ago, and I kind of forgot about it.

00:54:05.000 I found it in my daughter's bookshelf, and I started rereading it again.

00:54:10.000 You can't read it right before bed.

00:54:13.000 It's about the Bosnian war.

00:54:14.000 I think we had Serbs killing about 15,000 Croats, and maybe 5,000 Serbs died.

00:54:20.000 But just absolute murder, death, neighbors killing neighbors, Muslims chopping off little kids' dicks at gravesites. 1.00

00:54:31.000 The amount of abuse children got in this.

00:54:34.000 At one point, they have a picture of a kid, a drawing of a kid with a two-year-old with his entrails hanging out.

00:54:41.000 And he asks for a bedpan because he has to go to the bathroom.

00:54:44.000 He died about an hour later.

00:54:46.000 And they weren't, and the horror went both ways, too.

00:54:49.000 Muslim families having their throats slit, like to the tune of hundreds, and then thrown off into the river.

00:54:55.000 I forget what the name of the river is, the Dilson?

00:55:00.000 It's the name of their cigarettes.

00:55:02.000 What are they called?

00:55:02.000 Fucking Dillson something.

00:55:05.000 Dylan?

00:55:06.000 It's got a great intro, too.

00:55:08.000 Joe Sacco is a great journalist, and when you see him there doing this reporting where he's doing this cartoon reporting, it seems kind of like a waste of time.

00:55:16.000 I mean, I'd rather have video.

00:55:18.000 You can write it down.

00:55:19.000 You do a documentary.

00:55:20.000 But as far as longevity goes, I mean, people will be able to look back at this comic, kids alike, and see the absolute shocking sadism and horror.

00:55:29.000 Like, I often talk about the sadism with white farmers from the blacks in South Africa. 1.00

00:55:35.000 This is white-on-white crime. 0.65

00:55:37.000 And the levels of sadism are comparable.

00:55:39.000 I mean, burning people alive, massacring children in front of their mothers, and then raping them?

00:55:45.000 Like, real bad stuff, guys.

00:55:48.000 Real bad.

00:55:49.000 And I don't think you can put it on Muslims alone.

00:55:52.000 Both sides are pretty bad.

00:55:53.000 Although, the Serbs, the Muslims were worse. 1.00

00:55:56.000 Milosevic.

00:55:58.000 Drina, that's the name of the river. 0.98

00:56:02.000 Milosevic was charged at The Hague with war crimes for all the bodies.

00:56:07.000 He was playing soccer with Croatian heads. 0.96

00:56:10.000 They chop the head off and play soccer with it, which can't be a very good soccer ball.

00:56:14.000 No, there's a lot of...

00:56:15.000 You'd need like ski boots on to be able to withstand the bonk from the skull on your toe.

00:56:22.000 Anyway, this book is a fucking intense story.

00:56:26.000 I find it to be one of the most confusing wars ever because it was Serbs versus Croats, but it was also communists versus capitalists.

00:56:32.000 It was also Yugoslavians versus Chetniks. 0.99

00:56:36.000 And it was also, there were Serbs and Christians on both sides.

00:56:40.000 So you had Croatian Muslims and Croatian Christians and Serbian Muslims and Serbian Christians.

00:56:46.000 I still can't figure it out.

00:56:47.000 I used to work with a guy.

00:56:50.000 Oh, fuck.

00:56:51.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:56:51.000 Yeah.

00:56:52.000 You know what, though?

00:56:53.000 I mean, this is the only way some people would be able to stomach being able to, you know.

00:56:59.000 Well, also, you're not going to get a picture of a two-year-old with his end shells hanging out.

00:57:03.000 True.

00:57:04.000 So it's actually one of the times where graphic novels are the perfect way to do it.

00:57:08.000 You know, another time that that's really handy is Pyongyang.

00:57:13.000 Guy Delil is a French cartoonist, Quebecois, my kind of French.

00:57:17.000 And he went into North Korea.

00:57:19.000 Now, you're not allowed to take pictures there, so you can't document it.

00:57:22.000 But when you're a cartoonist, you can take pictures with your brain.

00:57:27.000 And so he did an incredible graphic novel about North Korea, and it's the most in-depth look at the horrors of that place. 0.88

00:57:38.000 He talks about he looks at his window.

00:57:39.000 I always wanted to do a horror movie about North Korea. 0.84

00:57:41.000 He looks at his window, and he sees in the darkness, he just sees someone emerge from the darkness under a streetlight, walking backwards, and then disappear again.

00:57:50.000 That's creepy.

00:57:51.000 And the explanation is for some reason, they're under the impression that it's better exercise to walk backwards.

00:57:58.000 It uses more muscles.

00:58:00.000 And the only time they get to work out is at night after work.

00:58:04.000 And there's no streetlights because there's no electricity.

00:58:06.000 So there's all these people walking backwards all over the city. 0.97

00:58:09.000 And occasionally they'll come under the one streetlight.

00:58:12.000 That's creepy as hell.

00:58:13.000 Pretty good context for a horror movie.

00:58:16.000 Wow.

00:58:18.000 That is the most backwards dystopian thing I've ever heard.

00:58:21.000 That is creepy.

00:58:22.000 Oh, we're supposed to talk about this Megan Markle interview.

00:58:24.000 My wife was so excited.

00:58:26.000 Countdown, five more hours.

00:58:29.000 And I went and watched Some of it, and I was just like, why do we give a shit about these millionaires talking to a billionaire about their plight and how horrible it is?

00:58:37.000 And then, like, Princess Di left her son $10 million.

00:58:41.000 That's that's a pretty good chunk.

00:58:43.000 You can, the interest on that is going to be like, I don't know, $100,000 a year.

00:58:48.000 You live in a giant mansion.

00:58:49.000 I think you're going to be fine.

00:58:52.000 And then Megan Marco goes on this big tyrant about how racist everyone is. 1.00

00:58:56.000 And it's like, lady, you look so white that you have to tell people you're black. 0.90

00:59:01.000 And I bet some people don't believe you.

00:59:03.000 Like, does that person look black to you?

00:59:06.000 I mean, her nose is maybe 4% bigger than your average white nose. 1.00

00:59:12.000 And 3% smaller than mine.

00:59:17.000 No, that's a white lady. 1.00

00:59:18.000 Yeah, that's smaller than your disgusting snout. 1.00

00:59:21.000 Yes.

00:59:21.000 But go back, is that Daily Mail?

00:59:24.000 Stony Face, Kate and Camilla, break cover day after the Sussexes trash their husbands to Oprah for not being protective and understanding enough to suicidal race victim. 0.74

00:59:34.000 Yeah, she said they took her passport away and they kept her locked up in a room.

00:59:39.000 And then so you look at the husband and you're like, why didn't you kick the door down, faggot? 1.00

00:59:42.000 And he goes, I was suffering mental health issues too and didn't know how to react.

00:59:48.000 You lock my wife up in a room and take away her passport? 0.88

00:59:51.000 I'm getting her out of the room and I'm getting the passport back. 0.86

00:59:55.000 Grow a fucking ball, you pussy. 1.00

00:59:59.000 But they're rich attention whores doing their 50th interview, complaining about how they're broke and they won't be left alone. 1.00

01:00:08.000 I think she got like 7 million for this interview.

01:00:12.000 Totally unself-aware.

01:00:14.000 So yeah, who fucking cares?

01:00:17.000 And then they're like, they said, what shade will the baby be?

01:00:20.000 We don't know the context of that.

01:00:22.000 And they said, oh, Charles wouldn't take our calls when we said we're leaving the royal family.

01:00:26.000 I don't know.

01:00:26.000 Like, you're the queen of England.

01:00:28.000 I think you're kind of allowed to be a dick.

01:00:30.000 I think you can be a real stickler.

01:00:33.000 Like, she goes, I had to take a class in curtsying. 0.66

01:00:36.000 Yeah.

01:00:36.000 I mean, it's one of the oldest things in the world.

01:00:40.000 It's a big deal.

01:00:42.000 So grin and bear it, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:00:46.000 Not that I give a shit either way.

01:00:47.000 I don't care what you do.

01:00:49.000 I just had to cover this because it's everyone's talking about it.

01:00:52.000 And my wife comes upstairs after and she goes, there were some bombs dropped.

01:00:58.000 Like, okay, what do you got?

01:00:59.000 Well, Charles wouldn't return his own son's calls.

01:01:03.000 All right.

01:01:04.000 My dad's been mad at me.

01:01:06.000 He might be mad at me now for overblowing our working classness in my childhood.

01:01:13.000 Look, I know that in Barhaven, it was a shitty neighborhood, and we'd hang out with girls who raped us.

01:01:20.000 We used to buy them cigarettes, and they would give us a kiss for a cigarette.

01:01:23.000 And then once at a sleepover, our babysitter, who was 16, we were maybe 12, she sat on my arms and made out with me.

01:01:30.000 She held my, sorry, she sat on my belly, held my arms down, and smooched me. 1.00

01:01:35.000 That rules.

01:01:36.000 That's not a fancy neighborhood.

01:01:40.000 I would kill to see them, what they looked like now or back then, because I remember them just being goddesses.

01:01:47.000 I didn't mind the rape, by the way.

01:01:49.000 But their feathered hair and their skin-tight jeans and those Nikes with the tongues hanging up and out. 0.94

01:01:56.000 Oh, God, their lumberjack jackets.

01:02:00.000 I hated going back to the burbs.

01:02:05.000 All right.

01:02:05.000 Shall we do some racism?

01:02:07.000 Of course.

01:02:08.000 Let's do it, yo.

01:02:10.000 Let's talk about racism.

01:02:15.000 That was racist, guys.

01:02:17.000 Wait, I don't want to do racism.

01:02:21.000 Okay, we'll do some.

01:02:23.000 We're here.

01:02:24.000 Asian on black crime, still going strong. 0.99

01:02:27.000 The NYPD wants you to know.

01:02:29.000 Wait, you don't have to make a note.

01:02:31.000 We're going to do it.

01:02:34.000 3-4.

01:02:35.000 This is still going strong, and it's all Trump's fault.

01:02:39.000 I'll explain why at our green screen segment when we do Proud Boys.

01:02:43.000 This is who is beating up Chinese people. 1.00

01:02:46.000 He's doing it because he can.

01:02:49.000 The end.

01:02:52.000 Go to 3-5.

01:02:54.000 You keep seeing these perps, and it keeps not fitting the narrative.

01:02:57.000 They would love it to be Proud Boys.

01:02:59.000 Oh, my God.

01:03:00.000 74-year-old Phoenix man fatally punched for being Asian.

01:03:03.000 Let's check him out.

01:03:05.000 This is the case every time.

01:03:07.000 No, it's not Trump's fault.

01:03:10.000 And Shirlene McRae's worried that the more we call the cops, the more we have mugshots like this.

01:03:17.000 So, in order to alter the truth, her takeaway is, 3.6, just handle it yourself.

01:03:27.000 She's even got a fun acronym.

01:03:29.000 What does she say?

01:03:31.000 Suggests witnesses intervene in hate crimes.

01:03:34.000 Vigilantes.

01:03:35.000 Okay.

01:03:36.000 And she's got this whole thing, like D is for, go down?

01:03:39.000 The five D's.

01:03:40.000 The five D's.

01:03:41.000 D is for distract, delegate, document, delay, and direct.

01:03:47.000 And then she goes on to explain each one.

01:03:49.000 Sounds like a good plan, right?

01:03:52.000 Isn't that what Prowboys started to do is their own security to deal with all this fucking left-wing crime?

01:03:59.000 And then we have 37.

01:04:00.000 Here's an example of someone following Shirleen's advice and saying, yeah, great point.

01:04:06.000 I'm going to start fighting black thugs. 1.00

01:04:09.000 And how did it work out for him?

01:04:10.000 Scroll down.

01:04:11.000 Click on that article.

01:04:14.000 So he sees an Asian person being attacked.

01:04:16.000 He says, because there's no police, he says, I'm going to handle this myself.

01:04:20.000 And they stab him to death.

01:04:23.000 He's dead now.

01:04:24.000 I'm Yel Brenner and I'm dead now.

01:04:28.000 What's 3.9?

01:04:30.000 Oh yeah, this is interesting.

01:04:31.000 So this woman says, this black guy notices this woman's scared of her. 0.97

01:04:35.000 This is in Britain now.

01:04:36.000 This Asian woman. 0.87

01:04:38.000 It's becoming a Western problem, not just Oakland, California.

01:04:42.000 We're seeing it all over Britain and all over America.

01:04:45.000 And so this guy notices an Asian woman scared of him.

01:04:48.000 Go down?

01:04:50.000 So he chases her.

01:04:51.000 Dumb bitch. 1.00

01:04:54.000 Keep going.

01:04:56.000 Oh, it's been removed.

01:04:58.000 I should have recorded it.

01:05:00.000 Oh, let's see if that works.

01:05:02.000 These Asian stones are fucking racist, fam.

01:05:05.000 She extend her journey by three minutes to avoid me. 0.98

01:05:09.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00

01:05:10.000 How dare she not want to get raped? 0.97

01:05:12.000 How dare she notice a pattern?

01:05:15.000 Now I looked this up, and it's a very contentious quote, but you can't really find rape and race stats unless you go pretty far right.

01:05:22.000 That doesn't mean they're not true.

01:05:24.000 But I saw this, and again, it's Amran, so it's considered this information comes from Satan's bowels himself, but they are using real reports.

01:05:37.000 And in the 111,590 cases in which the victim of rape or sexual assault was white, 44% of the offenders were white, and 33% of the offenders were black.

01:05:49.000 So almost the same, even though blacks are only 14% of the population, and black males are half that. 0.96

01:05:55.000 In the 36,000 cases in which the victim of rape or sexual assault was black, 100% of the offenders were black, and 0% of the offenders were white.

01:06:06.000 You don't often hear those kind of stats in crime.

01:06:10.000 Zero and 100.

01:06:12.000 It's usually 99.9, 0.1.

01:06:14.000 That's 100% of the offenders in female rape, black rape, were black, and zero of them were white. 0.70

01:06:23.000 In the United States in 2005, 37,460 white females were sexually assaulted or raped by a black man, while between zero and 10 black females were sexually assaulted or raped by a white man.

01:06:34.000 So a little more than the previous case, which was zero.

01:06:36.000 We're now up to zero to 10.

01:06:39.000 So is this Asian woman allowed to be nervous when she walks home? 1.00

01:06:44.000 This is a common theme I've noticed with like black comedians and stuff.

01:06:47.000 They get mad when someone notices a pattern.

01:06:51.000 Uh, sorry?

01:06:54.000 Okay, now we can do proud boys.

01:07:01.000 Proud boys don't start fights.

01:07:03.000 They finish.

01:07:07.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

01:07:11.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

01:07:18.000 Okay, so this is a kaboom.

01:07:21.000 You ready?

01:07:21.000 This happened over the weekend.

01:07:23.000 Smoking gun.

01:07:24.000 Proud boys are fucked.

01:07:26.000 We have the evidence.

01:07:28.000 Alan Froyer at the New York Times nailed it once again.

01:07:32.000 I feel like I have his number.

01:07:34.000 I feel like texting him and going, your shitty scoop went viral, which I guess is all you were really going for, right?

01:07:39.000 Not the truth.

01:07:40.000 So Amy Siskind, our favorite Amy, one of the worst parts about being banned from Twitter is I cannot respond to this cunt. 0.98

01:07:46.000 But she goes, kaboom. 1.00

01:07:49.000 Ready for this?

01:07:50.000 This is it.

01:07:52.000 A member of the far-right nationalist Proud Boys was in communication with a person associated with the White House in the days just before the January 6th assault.

01:08:04.000 So?

01:08:06.000 Associated with the White House.

01:08:08.000 How many people are associated with the White House?

01:08:11.000 Are we technically associated with the White House?

01:08:14.000 I don't know.

01:08:15.000 Because we cover politics?

01:08:17.000 There must be 10,000 people, advisors, lobbyists, whatever, connected to the White House.

01:08:24.000 The fuck does that even mean?

01:08:26.000 And so in this terrible article that was penned by three people, including Alan, who's like their Proud Boys guy, who laughed in my face when I said I wasn't there, and he showed me proof of me being there, which was some other dude.

01:08:44.000 They say that it was all a big plan.

01:08:48.000 And if you scroll down, you see more people talking about it.

01:08:51.000 Oh, check out this chick. 1.00

01:08:52.000 The Stop the Steel Rally.

01:08:54.000 So I'm sure by now you guys have heard about the Stop the Steel rally in Washington, D.C. Trump supporters marching to Stop the Steel with the IRW.

01:09:01.000 It's just incredible there.

01:09:03.000 And I'm sure you've also heard of it.

01:09:05.000 Look, this is women in politics. 1.00

01:09:06.000 You are so dumb.

01:09:07.000 I'm so smart.

01:09:08.000 The fact that you have fallen for any of the bullshit out there when I know everything shows what an absolute loser you are.

01:09:17.000 Listen to how dumb I am from this child.

01:09:21.000 About the Proud Boy leader that was invited to join Trump at the White House.

01:09:25.000 But the White House didn't want people to know that they invited him.

01:09:27.000 So they did what they do best.

01:09:29.000 They lied.

01:09:30.000 Saying that the Proud Boy leader was on a public White House Christmas tour.

01:09:33.000 He did not have a meeting with the president, nor did the White House invite him.

01:09:36.000 But that story doesn't line up with what the Proud Boy leader is posting on Parlor, who said it was a last-minute invite to the White House.

01:09:43.000 Come on.

01:09:44.000 Lady, has it ever occurred to you?

01:09:46.000 That's a guy, by the way.

01:09:47.000 The possibility...

01:09:48.000 Wait, that's a guy?

01:09:49.000 Yeah.

01:09:50.000 No, it's not.

01:09:51.000 I'm almost certain.

01:09:54.000 No, that's a chick. 1.00

01:09:56.000 Okay.

01:09:57.000 Has it ever occurred to you, lady, that the guy who posted that in Parlor was kidding?

01:10:03.000 That he had a picture of him at the White House, so he said Trump invited him there?

01:10:08.000 The White House caught him trolling people, as he is wont to do, and they said, no, no, it was just a normal visit that was scheduled.

01:10:18.000 It was a Latinos for Trump thing, and he went along with them. 0.99

01:10:22.000 Yeah.

01:10:23.000 So now it's a fact.

01:10:24.000 So this is my new obsession here.

01:10:26.000 And I've done this before.

01:10:28.000 Play it through.

01:10:30.000 Let's hear your version, Amy, and androgynous college girl.

01:10:35.000 This is their contention.

01:10:36.000 You ready for this?

01:10:37.000 So when Trump said stand black and stand by, he wasn't trying to say stand down, even though he said that a million other times.

01:10:46.000 Are you trying to prove to me it's a guy?

01:10:49.000 Yeah.

01:10:50.000 And are you realizing you're wrong yet?

01:10:53.000 Detective shitty?

01:10:55.000 I think your time would be better spent pulling up the detective shitty thing.

01:11:00.000 I could do that.

01:11:01.000 Let's focus on what matters.

01:11:08.000 Never seems to amaze me.

01:11:12.000 So he didn't mean stand down, according to this story.

01:11:15.000 He said stand by.

01:11:17.000 Now, again, Proud Boys were joking after he said they're going, we're ready to rock.

01:11:21.000 And there was shirts, stand by.

01:11:23.000 They're incapable of humor, or they're incapable of understanding that we could be kidding, or Proud Boys could be kidding.

01:11:28.000 So that's a fact.

01:11:29.000 Stand back, waiting in the lurches.

01:11:32.000 Okay?

01:11:33.000 The FBI is in on this absurd theory, by the way.

01:11:36.000 This isn't just a few nuts like Amy Siskin and that college girl. 1.00

01:11:40.000 Okay, so that's the plan.

01:11:42.000 Now, the day of inauguration comes along, January 6th.

01:11:47.000 So Trump called in Enrique to his office and he said, I need you guys to storm the Capitol on January 6th.

01:11:57.000 And Enrique said, okay, but I'm an FBI informant.

01:12:00.000 Okay, well, we'll have you arrested the night before, but get the rest of them to go do it. 0.96

01:12:04.000 Yeah, what about the FBI informant part of their plan?

01:12:09.000 Like, if Enrique met with the president, that means that he's part of storming the Capitol.

01:12:14.000 But then they also say he's an FBI informant.

01:12:16.000 Does Trump know that he's talking to an FBI informant?

01:12:19.000 Like their Enrique narrative contradicts itself.

01:12:22.000 But anyway, let's just let it contradict itself because that's never stopped the left before.

01:12:27.000 So I know you're an FBI informant, but I need you to get your guys to storm the Capitol.

01:12:30.000 No problem.

01:12:32.000 And then on the phone, other guys go, okay, we heard from Enrique.

01:12:36.000 It's time to storm the Capitol.

01:12:38.000 Should we do it?

01:12:39.000 Like, when should we do it?

01:12:40.000 Well, dumbass.

01:12:42.000 You do it when Biden is being sworn in, when they're saying he's the president, whatever you call that.

01:12:49.000 Inauguration?

01:12:50.000 Is that what it's called?

01:12:51.000 That moment?

01:12:52.000 Yeah, okay, we'll do it.

01:12:55.000 And that achieves what exactly?

01:12:57.000 Now Biden isn't president?

01:12:59.000 Like, their version of, and they want to call it domestic terrorism because they're saying they thwarted the nomination of the president.

01:13:06.000 So that's why it's really important for the charges to be 20 years because they got to say they were stopping the government from doing their job.

01:13:14.000 Because remember the, whatever he was, the attorney general with the DA, whatever he was, he said, if you do it at night, it's okay, because that doesn't stop government process.

01:13:23.000 If you do it in the day, it is bad, because the politicians can't do their job.

01:13:26.000 Then it's terrorism.

01:13:28.000 Okay.

01:13:29.000 So they were trying to stop Joe Biden.

01:13:31.000 Is Joe Biden president the next day?

01:13:34.000 Is it delayed 24 hours?

01:13:36.000 Or do they occupy the Capitol for four years so Trump just remains president?

01:13:42.000 And if it is just a day, and we, who the fuck, even with your crazy theory, who the fuck thinks that the SWAT team, whatever, the military won't come in and drag them out on their ass and everyone will be back to work in an hour?

01:13:54.000 And they go, well, what they were going to do is kill Nancy Pelosi, kill everyone, and then they had a noose outside to hang Mike Pence.

01:14:03.000 Okay.

01:14:04.000 So when you guys say shoot President Trump, kill Trump, you've got a front page of a magazine has his head, Snoop Dogg's shooting him in the head, kill Trump, you're blowing him up, you're killing him, you're slicing his throat.

01:14:15.000 There's one million examples of kill Trump.

01:14:18.000 Those are all metaphorical.

01:14:20.000 Your guillotines everywhere.

01:14:21.000 That's all metaphorical.

01:14:22.000 But when we have a noose for politicians, it's literally there to do the job.

01:14:27.000 It's there to kill Mike Pence.

01:14:32.000 And now we're at the point where I go, so do you believe this?

01:14:36.000 Like, what is the point?

01:14:38.000 This is my take.

01:14:41.000 They went to the rally.

01:14:42.000 They were fucking mad.

01:14:44.000 They felt like the media had stabbed them in the back.

01:14:46.000 They felt like the election was stolen.

01:14:48.000 They lost their temper and they did a stupid, frivolous act where they broke a bunch of windows.

01:14:54.000 They went into the Capitol.

01:14:55.000 When you see the footage of the guys in there, sitting at Pelosi's desk, wandering in with the buffalo horns, these people clearly don't have a plan.

01:15:04.000 It was not there.

01:15:05.000 This is not a master plan.

01:15:07.000 And your kaboom that someone from Proud Boys talked to someone associated with the White House?

01:15:15.000 Pathetic.

01:15:16.000 Pathetic.

01:15:18.000 So again, just to summarize this, even if we take your lunatic argument at face value, 100% your argument, what is the point?

01:15:28.000 What is the point of delaying this procedure by a couple hours?

01:15:32.000 What does that achieve?

01:15:33.000 Why would that be anyone's plan?

01:15:34.000 And why would Trump go, hey, proud boys, I want you to go and delay the inauguration by a couple of hours?

01:15:45.000 It's like an incantation where if you don't finish it, you can't switch over presidents.

01:15:49.000 Yeah.

01:15:50.000 You have to finish the incantation.

01:15:51.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:52.000 Well, your joke is their logic.

01:15:55.000 Oh, well, we missed our window.

01:15:57.000 Biden isn't president anymore.

01:15:59.000 We was delayed two hours.

01:16:00.000 And you missed the deadline.

01:16:02.000 So now Trump is president for four years.

01:16:04.000 How many people could possibly be convinced that's the case?

01:16:09.000 Snow day equals schools canceled.

01:16:12.000 You know.

01:16:14.000 Here's a...

01:16:15.000 Last minute tour.

01:16:16.000 You must request one at least 21 days prior to the desired tour.

01:16:19.000 Yeah, lady, the 21 days is proof that Enrique was not called in there at the 11th hour, that he was always going there and it was planned 21 days in advance.

01:16:27.000 You absolute buffoon.

01:16:29.000 Stand black and stand by.

01:16:31.000 What's she saying with her smirk? 0.99

01:16:32.000 He's still White House.

01:16:34.000 But I mean, he did tell the Proud Boys.

01:16:36.000 Stand back and stand by.

01:16:38.000 So are we surprised he's trying to incite violence?

01:16:40.000 And are we surprised he's still lying?

01:16:42.000 But none of this changes the fact that he's still a loser and he'll always be one.

01:16:45.000 So I'm sure about that.

01:16:47.000 Yeah, he's a real loser.

01:16:48.000 Yeah.

01:16:49.000 Fucking loser.

01:16:50.000 What has he ever done?

01:16:51.000 How many TikTok followers does he have?

01:16:53.000 Name one thing you've ever done, Trump.

01:16:55.000 Who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?

01:16:58.000 Maxine Waters was mentioning them in a silly speech.

01:17:02.000 In the sense that...

01:17:08.000 Good old Maxine. 0.96

01:17:13.000 And white supremacist and domestic terrorists.

01:17:16.000 She doesn't know the word white supremacist.

01:17:18.000 White supremist.

01:17:20.000 This is what alt-right people say is a joke.

01:17:23.000 White supremacist.

01:17:25.000 And white supremacist and domestic terrorists.

01:17:29.000 And so we've got to resist this.

01:17:32.000 We've got to say to mad cops in the world.

01:17:36.000 We're going to fight you or proud boys in the kitchen.

01:17:40.000 We're going to fight you.

01:17:41.000 We're going to resist you.

01:17:43.000 I yield back to proud.

01:17:44.000 Did you say black cops in blue?

01:17:47.000 Gentlewoman's time.

01:17:57.000 I think.

01:17:58.000 Yeah, I think you're right.

01:17:59.000 We've got to say to mad cops in gentlewoman's time exactly.

01:18:03.000 We're going to fight you or proud boys in the extreme.

01:18:08.000 We're going to fight you.

01:18:09.000 We're going to resist you.

01:18:10.000 In Yellow Gears.

01:18:11.000 Yellow Gears, Michigan?

01:18:13.000 Where?

01:18:14.000 where's the fight happening?

01:18:17.000 There's no fight, it's like there's a fight happening.

01:18:19.000 It's like, no, it's not.

01:18:20.000 This has nothing to do with proud boys.

01:18:22.000 This has nothing to do with meetings.

01:18:24.000 This has everything to do with people feeling bad about black crime, about Muslim terrorism, about non-white failure, and they have white guilt.

01:18:32.000 So they finally found a group they can heap all their problems on.

01:18:36.000 And Lily Singh, one of my favorite late-night philosophers, conceded this on her show.

01:18:42.000 And I'd like to take you there now, if I may.

01:18:51.000 You make me seek.

01:18:53.000 I don't know.

01:18:54.000 Lily pronounced Sikhs sick. 0.97

01:18:56.000 I pronounce it Sikh.

01:18:57.000 And that's my right.

01:18:58.000 Sikhs are a wonderful religion that totally assimilates into America.

01:19:03.000 They do well at the Ottawa airport.

01:19:05.000 They do all the security.

01:19:06.000 Their religion seems pretty cool to me.

01:19:08.000 It's like justice.

01:19:09.000 Oh, fuck.

01:19:10.000 If somebody's getting raped, buddy, you get in there.

01:19:12.000 They carry a dagger around to protect random strangers from bad guys.

01:19:17.000 I think we need them.

01:19:18.000 They're considered Asian in Britain.

01:19:20.000 So, hey, Asians, go down to Oakland and go start protecting your fellow Asians from black perps who are beating the shit out of Orientals down there. 1.00

01:19:32.000 Now, there's sort of different sects of Sikh.

01:19:36.000 There's the, what do we call them in Niagara Falls?

01:19:38.000 Varmit Jenda?

01:19:40.000 Vali Janta.

01:19:41.000 There's the real deal Sikhs who don't like Muslims because Muslims killed a million Sikhs. 1.00

01:19:45.000 They're normal.

01:19:46.000 Then there's the radical separatist nut bar terrorists like Jarmeed Singh, who has embraced.

01:19:53.000 Canada loves their terrorists.

01:19:55.000 They gave Omar Kader $10 million for the inconvenience of being at Guantanamo Bay, even though he murdered and blinded our troops.

01:20:03.000 But we're sorry, you're in Guantanamo.

01:20:04.000 Here's $10 million.

01:20:06.000 And we also love Jarmeet Singh.

01:20:08.000 He's the head of the NDP, which is like the Green Party.

01:20:11.000 It's like the equivalent of Bernie Sanders.

01:20:12.000 He's the Bernie Sanders of Canada.

01:20:14.000 He's got plenty of power.

01:20:15.000 And he's responsible for making the Proud Boys a domestic terrorism group in Canada because members of the club were caught storming the Capitol.

01:20:26.000 Ergo, that entire group is a terrorist group anywhere in the world, including Canada.

01:20:32.000 Pretty good logic, huh?

01:20:33.000 Now, the real reason Jarmeet did this is because he looks at the terrorist list, and unfortunately, it tends to be very brown. 0.57

01:20:42.000 But it's all Muslims, not Sikhs. 0.99

01:20:45.000 There's very little lists of Sikh terrorism, although they did take down a plane.

01:20:50.000 There was a flight in India that they took down.

01:20:54.000 So they have done some terrorism, but it's mostly a Muslim thing. 1.00

01:20:57.000 And Muslim terrorists attack Sikhs, dude.

01:21:00.000 Anyway, this guy Jarmeet is such a nutbar Sikh terrorist that he's not allowed in India. 1.00

01:21:06.000 He's banned.

01:21:07.000 He wants his own Sikh country, his own Sikh state. 0.55

01:21:10.000 Now, they've dominated the Punjab.

01:21:12.000 They're known as the Punjabi Hillbillies, but that's not good enough for him.

01:21:14.000 He wants them to separate.

01:21:16.000 They have a Quebec now.

01:21:19.000 And it's ironic that he's Canadian, but he's not satisfied with that.

01:21:22.000 He wants, in this analogy, Quebec wants to be totally separate.

01:21:25.000 He wants, I assume, the Punjab to be totally separate.

01:21:28.000 Anyway, he was successful with this ridiculous thing.

01:21:32.000 The KKK, domestic terrorists, they fit the definition perfectly, but no, they're not on the list.

01:21:37.000 But Proud Boys are on the list in Canada.

01:21:39.000 It used to just be a silly suggestion in Parliament, but the law enforcement has gone along with it.

01:21:44.000 And they love this myth that white nationalism is the number one terrorist threat in the Western world, in the world.

01:21:53.000 It's a fucking lie.

01:21:54.000 And the reason it does well is because black failure, white guilt, brown failure with terrorism, white guilt. 0.93

01:22:00.000 So they obfuscate it.

01:22:01.000 And they want this list to go brown person, brown person, throw some white guys in there.

01:22:06.000 Yeah, what if they're not terrorists?

01:22:08.000 I don't care.

01:22:10.000 I just want the list of terrorism to be diverse.

01:22:13.000 Yeah, but what about reality?

01:22:15.000 Doesn't matter.

01:22:15.000 We're not interested in reality.

01:22:18.000 So the second I saw this, this classification, I thought, this is Jarmeet annoyed that the terrorism list is so brown and he wants to add whites at any cost.

01:22:32.000 And then Lily Singh, you remember Lily Singh?

01:22:35.000 Total raging incompetent.

01:22:37.000 She used to do this YouTube show where she'd be like, oh, hello. 0.90

01:22:41.000 I am my mother.

01:22:42.000 I'm wearing a wig.

01:22:42.000 I am a Sikh mommy.

01:22:44.000 Oh, I am a Sikh daddy.

01:22:45.000 I have a mustache on.

01:22:47.000 Like, what's easier than doing your parents?

01:22:49.000 And that was huge with 11-year-olds.

01:22:51.000 Massive with little kids.

01:22:53.000 And these retarded executives at the network, they go, well, she's got like 10 million followers. 0.97

01:23:00.000 That's a great night for TV.

01:23:02.000 That's like the Super Bowl.

01:23:04.000 That's election night.

01:23:05.000 Look at this.

01:23:06.000 This is her comedy.

01:23:07.000 Turn it up.

01:23:11.000 What you gonna do?

01:23:12.000 Put a dirty clothes and washer and then instead of soap, you're going to put a bloody broom.

01:23:16.000 Okay?

01:23:16.000 Okay, clean my clothes.

01:23:17.000 Thank you.

01:23:18.000 You know what?

01:23:19.000 I am very lucky, guy.

01:23:20.000 Look at me, everyone.

01:23:21.000 I'm lucky, guy.

01:23:22.000 I never have to waste money on a Netflix, okay?

01:23:25.000 Because my entire life with drama.

01:23:27.000 That's like featuring Manjeet Singh and my wife.

01:23:30.000 So great for little kids, especially Indian kids, Sikh kids, immigrant kids.

01:23:34.000 They loved her.

01:23:35.000 But the networks decided, well, that will easily translate to TV, especially late night.

01:23:40.000 Because we know how 11-year-olds love watching TV, especially after they're in bed.

01:23:45.000 So her show flops.

01:23:46.000 But because of political correctness, they're keeping it on.

01:23:49.000 And I'm happy about it because she's so stupid that she inadvertently spills the beans. 1.00

01:23:56.000 And the beans in this case are what I just did in this introduction.

01:23:59.000 We made Proud Boys a terrorist group solely because they tend to be white and we want more white people on the list. 1.00

01:24:07.000 Not because of what they did.

01:24:09.000 Let's watch her spill the fucking beans. 1.00

01:24:11.000 And by the way, remember her show when she finally came on?

01:24:13.000 She's like, yeah, I know.

01:24:14.000 I'm bi, which doesn't mean anything.

01:24:16.000 And I'm brown and I'm a woman.

01:24:18.000 What's she doing on late night, right?

01:24:19.000 No, you're perfect for late night.

01:24:21.000 You have the exact same political beliefs as everyone else on late night and you're equally as talented.

01:24:27.000 82% love her for being brown, bi, and a woman, 16% have eyeballs and are honest with themselves.

01:24:40.000 What a fucking joke that is.

01:24:51.000 Thank you, Ryan.

01:24:56.000 That would be 18% if we were talking about the rest of 100.

01:25:00.000 100 minus 82 is 18.

01:25:06.000 Have a drink!

01:25:11.000 God bless her. 1.00

01:25:12.000 I would take a late-night show too if some moron thought it would translate to money.

01:25:17.000 How's it going?

01:25:18.000 You know, I love this show so much, and one of the reasons I love it is I get to talk about important things and have conversations that I believe matter.

01:25:26.000 And today is no exception.

01:25:27.000 Something I've been thinking about a lot recently is the power of words and language.

01:25:32.000 Because if you think...

01:25:33.000 This is massive, and I remember this from the 90s when political correctness first reared its ugly head.

01:25:38.000 I mean, it goes back, I think you can cite early examples as early as the 80s, but as far as reality goes and you hearing about it in real life, it started in like not 1990, but the early 90s, and it was esoteric.

01:25:51.000 It was way out there, and it was obviously the same as it is today.

01:25:54.000 It was about control and power.

01:25:56.000 And a great way to control people is censorship.

01:25:59.000 So how do you argue for censorship?

01:26:01.000 Well, you say the opposite of sticks and stones will break my bones.

01:26:05.000 You say words can hurt.

01:26:07.000 Words are dangerous.

01:26:08.000 Now that I've made words dangerous, now that words are nuclear weapons, I can justify controlling them.

01:26:14.000 So this dumb mantra is a transparent trope that's been around for decades.

01:26:20.000 And what it really means is, I want to control your words because they could go and hurt somebody, which is not true.

01:26:27.000 Think about it.

01:26:27.000 Some words and how we use them and how we understand them can change our entire view of the world.

01:26:32.000 And for as long as I can remember, the word terrorist has been an insult towards Muslim people.

01:26:37.000 In everything.

01:26:39.000 You know why?

01:26:40.000 Because a disproportionate.

01:26:46.000 Can we just stop all schooling and try to teach people the word disproportionate?

01:26:52.000 A disproportionate number of black men will steal your purse. 1.00

01:26:55.000 That's why on the elevator, women guard their purses more around black men than they do around Chinese guys. 1.00

01:27:01.000 It's just a pattern that people have noticed.

01:27:05.000 You're allowed to notice patterns.

01:27:06.000 That's not a crime.

01:27:08.000 Here's a little stat for you.

01:27:09.000 In America, one in four Muslim men between the ages of 18 and 25 believe suicide bombing is sometimes or often justified.

01:27:20.000 Tell that to people next time they say, why does everyone think Muslims are terrorists?

01:27:24.000 Because a lot of them are.

01:27:26.000 And even among moderates, they tend to tolerate extremists in a way that you and I couldn't conceive of.

01:27:33.000 When we have terrorists, which is very rare, despite what these fucking pundits on MSNBC say, when we have a terrorist like Timmy Thief McVeigh, we're fucking mortified.

01:27:43.000 They go, well, you got to break an egg to make an omelet.

01:27:46.000 So I think one of the biggest problems with the Muslim community is the tolerance you get from the moderates when it comes to radicals.

01:27:53.000 I mean, look at the Boston bombers.

01:27:57.000 Yeah.

01:27:58.000 The Boston bombers grew up normal.

01:28:00.000 They were radicalized in America, surrounded by their Muslim brethren.

01:28:06.000 We support radical terrorists, and moderate Muslims almost applaud it. 1.00

01:28:12.000 You won't hear any moderate Muslims decrying jihadist terror.

01:28:16.000 It's pretty rare.

01:28:19.000 Movies, TV shows, from South Park to Roseanne.

01:28:22.000 There's always a trope about, oh, there's new Muslim neighbors.

01:28:25.000 Are they a terrorist?

01:28:26.000 Oh, it's just a local town terrorist.

01:28:28.000 Wave at Khalid, everyone.

01:28:30.000 And I'm just sitting here watching this like, not only is it not funny, it's lazy.

01:28:33.000 Y'all lazy.

01:28:35.000 Yeah.

01:28:37.000 Easy.

01:28:37.000 And I personally really empathize with my Muslim pals because I grew up sick.

01:28:41.000 Women are funny. 1.00

01:28:42.000 Women are not funny. 1.00

01:28:43.000 That's lazy and true.

01:28:46.000 What's happening?

01:28:47.000 Stop loading?

01:28:48.000 Sick as in the religion, not as in sick, although sick or sick. 0.87

01:28:51.000 After 9-11 happened, we had to become full-time racism deflectors because people would think we were terrorists just because we were brown.

01:28:58.000 And it was awkward and unfortunate.

01:29:01.000 I'm really sorry about that.

01:29:03.000 You come from the Punjab, which is literally touching Pakistan.

01:29:08.000 You look like terrorists, although you have those big, crazy beards.

01:29:13.000 They're bigger than terrorists.

01:29:14.000 It's similar to that.

01:29:15.000 Get mad at the Muslim terrorists. 1.00

01:29:17.000 If Scotsmen or even people with big mustaches were blowing up shit, I wouldn't go, just because I love a Muslim, I'd go like, what's with these big mustache assholes blowing shit up? 0.89

01:29:27.000 They're making me look bad.

01:29:28.000 Now I have to shave my mustache, which I refuse to do.

01:29:31.000 Why do you get to bitch at me for noticing a pattern and you don't get to bitch at the Muslims who blew up the World Trade Center, the ones who created that pattern? 1.00

01:29:40.000 Why am I the bad guy?

01:29:42.000 I didn't blow up the World Trade Center.

01:29:45.000 And because we didn't want to defend ourselves by saying...

01:29:49.000 Uh-oh.

01:29:50.000 We're having.

01:29:51.000 Oh, you're incorrect.

01:29:52.000 Sorry.

01:29:52.000 I know you are calling me Muslim, but I'm not Muslim.

01:29:55.000 I'm sick.

01:29:55.000 Because then it just justifies that if I was Muslim, they could call me a terrorist.

01:30:00.000 It was all just, I hate it.

01:30:02.000 If you were Muslim, you'd be more likely to be a terrorist than if you were a Sikh. 1.00

01:30:06.000 And you'd be even less likely to be a terrorist if you were white.

01:30:10.000 And you'd be even less likely to be a terrorist if you were Chinese.

01:30:13.000 You see how it works?

01:30:14.000 It's patterns.

01:30:16.000 So this dumb bitch who has her own show is mad that someone's noticed a pattern. 1.00

01:30:22.000 And you'll notice that pattern is the pattern of political correctness.

01:30:26.000 It's a war on noticing patterns.

01:30:30.000 It's so much.

01:30:30.000 Because we're not trying to throw another religious group under the bus.

01:30:33.000 You know why?

01:30:34.000 That sounds a lot like terrorism and we're not about that.

01:30:37.000 And this is just one example.

01:30:38.000 So wait a minute.

01:30:39.000 Now noticing Muslims have a predilection for terrorism and disproportionately employed as a tactic, a political tactic, now that's terrorism. 1.00

01:30:49.000 Did you know that?

01:30:50.000 If you've noticed that Muslims tend to embrace terrorism disproportionately, then you are a terrorist. 0.70

01:30:57.000 Like, she's saying words matter, and then she's using this weird political rhetoric to change the meaning of words. 0.54

01:31:07.000 She's a word magician. 1.00

01:31:09.000 Words can impact the lives of an entire community.

01:31:13.000 You just called me a terrorist.

01:31:15.000 Words every day.

01:31:16.000 Subconsciously, we're tuning in, listening to the news, hearing the words like little chia pets, subconsciously watering.

01:31:22.000 By the way, by the way, so we're almost halfway through this.

01:31:27.000 Welcome, Proud Boys to Terrorists.

01:31:29.000 How about you list in your video like 20 examples of Proud Boys using terror, using violence, using bombs, using fisticuffs, attacking voters?

01:31:42.000 Why don't you give us a list of 20, 10 or 20, a dozen, whatever works, examples of why Proud Boys should be designated terrorists and why they finally are and why that's great.

01:31:54.000 And then maybe while you're at it, you could tell us about a brown group on the list that doesn't deserve to be on that list. 0.64

01:32:03.000 Terrorists.

01:32:03.000 And what happened over time?

01:32:05.000 Every tragedy that involved a person of color was labeled terrorism.

01:32:08.000 And every tragedy that was not a person of color was considered a mental health issue.

01:32:13.000 But don't just listen to me.

01:32:14.000 Let me show you some real examples.

01:32:15.000 San Bernardino shooting, considered a...

01:32:18.000 San Bernardino shooting was not terrorism.

01:32:21.000 Is that what she's saying?

01:32:22.000 Look at these people's philosophy.

01:32:25.000 Look at their writings.

01:32:26.000 Look at their belief systems.

01:32:28.000 They hated the West.

01:32:30.000 They praised Allah.

01:32:31.000 They were, by their own admission, jihadists.

01:32:35.000 That's why we didn't just say it was a random mental health incident.

01:32:40.000 Because they admitted it.

01:32:42.000 They intended it to be terrorism.

01:32:43.000 You know, Lily, you should probably talk to the terrorists before you deny them their victory.

01:32:49.000 I think the San Bernardinos are up there with their 72 virgins.

01:32:53.000 I don't know what the woman gets. 1.00

01:32:54.000 Going, hey, I busted my ass on that terror attack.

01:32:58.000 Don't take it away from me.

01:33:00.000 A terrorist attack.

01:33:02.000 Charleston church shooting.

01:33:03.000 Oh, no, this is just a...

01:33:04.000 So Dylan Roof, that was domestic terrorism.

01:33:07.000 Now, I've gone back and forth on this because I want to be generous and I've let some people have it because he did say a racist thing once or twice.

01:33:14.000 But what's his canon?

01:33:15.000 What's his legacy?

01:33:17.000 What's his writing?

01:33:18.000 I always use Michelle Malkin as an example for this. 0.99

01:33:21.000 Look up Michelle Malkin's writing in college in 1990 and follow it from then till today.

01:33:29.000 If Michelle Malkin blows up the government, you would definitely have an example of domestic terrorism because you could look at what she had to say for 30 years and she's always been anti-government. 1.00

01:33:39.000 She's always been anti-corruption.

01:33:40.000 She's always been anti-deep state.

01:33:42.000 If she were to get violent about that, it would definitely be an example of domestic terrorism. 1.00

01:33:46.000 Dylan Roof is clearly a fucking nut.

01:33:51.000 He doesn't have, outside of the manifesto he farted out that day, he doesn't have a history of showing his belief system.

01:33:59.000 So I'm sorry, but all past lead to lunatic high on amphetamine sulfate, aka Adderall.

01:34:07.000 It's a troubled kid.

01:34:08.000 Bomb goes off in a subway.

01:34:10.000 No doubt terrorist attacks.

01:34:14.000 I'm not familiar with this particular one.

01:34:16.000 There were so many jihadist attacks in New York.

01:34:19.000 One loses track.

01:34:21.000 Is this the one where there was one also in New Jersey on the same day?

01:34:26.000 That again was a self-professed jihadist.

01:34:29.000 Let's see the next one.

01:34:32.000 Terrorist attack.

01:34:33.000 Bomb goes off in Nashville and almost takes out an entire block.

01:34:40.000 Okay, I remember that.

01:34:42.000 I think that was a terrorist attack.

01:34:44.000 She has made a point.

01:34:45.000 At 2.11, I believe the Nashville bomber was targeting some sort of government institution.

01:34:52.000 He was targeting the post office, right?

01:34:54.000 Because he was against the government.

01:34:55.000 That sounds like textbook terrorism.

01:34:58.000 It sounds, I bet if you looked him up, he would have examples of his hatred for the government, unlike Dylan Roof.

01:35:04.000 So I will give you that one.

01:35:06.000 There is an example.

01:35:07.000 Now, we can go through terror attacks in America, and you're going to find out Muslims who are 1% of the population are responsible for about 50% of the terror attacks, at the very least. 0.84

01:35:20.000 And you can do this by sitting on your ass and thinking about San Bernardino, about 9-11, about the Pulse shooting.

01:35:26.000 The list goes on and on and on and on.

01:35:28.000 These kind of nuts who hate the government and drive like their one-prop plane into an IRS building are few and far between.

01:35:36.000 It's called patterns.

01:35:37.000 Run the numbers.

01:35:39.000 This random list is not running the numbers.

01:35:42.000 But you did get one.

01:35:43.000 I'll give you that.

01:35:44.000 You got one.

01:35:46.000 So a brown guy goes crazy and kills eight people in New York, definitely a terrorist. 1.00

01:35:51.000 Probably ISIS.

01:35:52.000 And later that month, a guy lost.

01:35:54.000 It's not playing here.

01:35:58.000 Oopsie poopsy.

01:35:59.000 Not sure if a terrorist would do this.

01:36:01.000 So a brown guy goes crazy and kills eight people in New York, definitely a terrorist. 1.00

01:36:06.000 Probably ISIS.

01:36:08.000 Stop.

01:36:09.000 This guy was a devout Muslim, again, who did this for jihad. 0.97

01:36:15.000 The guy came here to destroy lives.

01:36:18.000 He came here to destroy the West. 0.97

01:36:21.000 He is, I don't think he was in ISIS per se, but the guy was a proudly, a proud jihadist.

01:36:29.000 All of these cases she's giving are proud jihadists who want you to know that's why they were attacking people. 0.74

01:36:35.000 But she just decides, well, they're brown, so they're innocent. 0.99

01:36:39.000 She's actually doing what she's saying we do.

01:36:42.000 She's seeing this guy and assuming he's Dylan Roof.

01:36:46.000 This is not Dylan Roof.

01:36:48.000 This is a guy following the Quran to a T. This is a jihadist terrorist, you dumb bitch. 1.00

01:36:55.000 What does he say?

01:36:56.000 Tells Judge he only answers to Allah.

01:37:01.000 What the fuck did I just tell you?

01:37:04.000 And later that month, a guy in Las Vegas guns down 500 people, killing 60 of them, which goes down in history as the largest mass.

01:37:12.000 Agreed.

01:37:13.000 And keep going.

01:37:14.000 Shooting in American history, but we can't be so quick to call it terrorism.

01:37:19.000 Hold up.

01:37:19.000 Now, I already know.

01:37:20.000 Lily, Lily, Lily.

01:37:22.000 I almost agree with you.

01:37:24.000 What the fuck was going on in Las Vegas?

01:37:27.000 We have no idea.

01:37:28.000 Now, we know his wife, his girlfriend, was a devout Muslim.

01:37:32.000 We know she disappeared to Indonesia.

01:37:35.000 Laura Loomer has all these theories about the FBI setting up a giant arms deal with Muslim terrorists and it going awry and the FBI guys getting killed and then this dude going nuts because he was part of it somehow.

01:37:48.000 Well, I'm getting cut off.

01:37:51.000 That's a possibility.

01:37:52.000 But that attack, and I think American journalists should be ashamed of this.

01:37:57.000 That attack is a gigantic question mark that no one knows the answer to.

01:38:01.000 It's not because he's fucking white, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:38:04.000 You don't think the media is dying to pillory white guys?

01:38:08.000 Why do you think the proud boys are domestic terrorists?

01:38:12.000 Oh, he became Muslim six months before massacre. 0.99

01:38:14.000 I actually hadn't seen that.

01:38:17.000 That's juicy.

01:38:19.000 So all you really have is this Nashville guy.

01:38:24.000 Right now, some of you are going to take out your phone, open Twitter, and at me like, Lily, stop being such a baby.

01:38:29.000 These are just words, okay?

01:38:30.000 Sticks and stones.

01:38:31.000 They break your bones.

01:38:32.000 Words can't hurt.

01:38:33.000 No one's getting injured.

01:38:34.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:38:36.000 I'm not worried about Muslims being offended by the terrorist moniker.

01:38:39.000 I'm not using it as the N-word.

01:38:42.000 I'm saying that these are bona fide examples of terror that the perpetrators want you to know is terror.

01:38:50.000 You're getting involved in something that the terrorists don't want you to get involved in.

01:38:55.000 Poetry slam.

01:38:57.000 But jokes aside, can we be real?

01:38:58.000 Words are the most common tool used to harm others.

01:39:02.000 Because sure, calling it the China virus or kung flu may just be s ⁇ They're the most common things used to complement each other. 1.00

01:39:10.000 They're very handy.

01:39:11.000 That's what defines humans is we talk.

01:39:14.000 So that's a ridiculous thing to say.

01:39:15.000 That's like pointing out that furniture kills more people than anything else.

01:39:18.000 Yeah, because furniture's fucking everywhere.

01:39:21.000 I'm staring at like 32 pieces of it right now.

01:39:26.000 Stupid and racist, but then you realize things like this.

01:39:29.000 Violence against Asian Americans is going up and you realize, oh, do you know why violence against Asian Americans is going up?

01:39:35.000 It's not going up against you.

01:39:37.000 They're not attacking Sikhs because they think they're terrorists.

01:39:39.000 They're attacking Asians. 0.99

01:39:41.000 And you know why they're doing that?

01:39:43.000 Because they can.

01:39:45.000 Because bail is done.

01:39:46.000 Cops have been defunded.

01:39:48.000 Black kids can do no wrong.

01:39:50.000 So guess what they do when you lay that out for them?

01:39:52.000 They do wrong.

01:39:53.000 And who's a good target?

01:39:55.000 Hasidic Jews, they don't fight back. 1.00

01:39:57.000 Ooh, old Asians, they don't fight back. 1.00

01:39:59.000 And they have money on them.

01:40:01.000 This has absolutely fuck all to do with kung flu and the China virus.

01:40:07.000 And by the way, you're allowed to call it the China virus.

01:40:10.000 We called it the Spanish flu.

01:40:12.000 You call things where they come from.

01:40:14.000 And we all know that China did this maliciously. 0.94

01:40:17.000 China was working on chemical weapons and they overdid it and made something incredibly contagious and went, holy shit, and it got out of hand. 0.93

01:40:25.000 Whoops.

01:40:25.000 Stop making chemical weapons, you stupid, fucking, horrible Chinese people.

01:40:31.000 You disgusting, tyrannical hellhole of a country devoid of human rights and totally determined to get us.

01:40:38.000 And we all know we're going to war with China within the next decade. 0.97

01:40:41.000 That's just happening because they want it to.

01:40:43.000 And eventually we'll have no choice but to retaliate.

01:40:47.000 China is the enemy. 0.98

01:40:48.000 Communism is the enemy.

01:40:49.000 Russia is the enemy. 0.98

01:40:51.000 And Islam is the enemy. 1.00

01:40:53.000 That's the situation we're in in America.

01:40:56.000 We didn't start the fight, but we will finish it.

01:40:59.000 So the idea that these black teenagers are waiting for instructions from Trump is willful ignorance.

01:41:07.000 You are fucking blind to the perps.

01:41:09.000 And the fact that they can take these black kids attacking Asians because there's no bail and there's no cops and they have tons of money on them, the fact that you can take that and make it white supremacy is equally as insane as taking a men's drinking club and turning it into domestic tear.

01:41:27.000 You're the cocksuckers who are using words as rhetoric to change and distort reality. 1.00

01:41:33.000 Because you don't like the reality.

01:41:35.000 Because you guys look bad.

01:41:38.000 Uh-oh.

01:41:42.000 The secret's out.

01:41:42.000 Well, the secret went back in again.

01:41:46.000 It's actually dangerous.

01:41:48.000 Making jokes about Jews controlling space lasers and drops.

01:41:52.000 The left did that.

01:41:54.000 Marjorie Taylor Greene.

01:41:55.000 Again, I had to look this shit up because when I first heard that, I go, I don't want to support a woman who thinks that Jews have laser beams. 0.97

01:42:03.000 And I look it up.

01:42:05.000 And as we discussed last week, she listed a bunch of strange coincidences about the fires in California and who benefits.

01:42:12.000 Plenty of non-Jews in that list, by the way.

01:42:15.000 But because of the many suspicious characters in the list, of which there was like 20 different people who were suspiciously involved in the California wildfires.

01:42:24.000 Of that list, one was the Rothschilds.

01:42:28.000 And coincidentally, anti-Semites don't like the Rothschilds.

01:42:31.000 Ergo, if they're on your list of people you're criticizing, then you're an anti-Semite and you think Jews have lasers.

01:42:38.000 Again, they're using the words to obfuscate reality.

01:42:42.000 They're using the words to twist the truth and brainwash you.

01:42:46.000 Soros paying off protesters.

01:42:48.000 Sounds cruel.

01:42:50.000 Soros is paying off protesters.

01:42:53.000 He brags about it.

01:42:54.000 He talks about the hundreds of millions of dollars he's poured into activism.

01:42:59.000 And his group, what's it called?

01:43:01.000 The Open Society Foundation.

01:43:03.000 We've seen them pay checks to people.

01:43:06.000 We've seen lawyers magically appear.

01:43:08.000 We've seen DAs that Soros funded release Antifa.

01:43:13.000 This isn't a conspiracy theory.

01:43:15.000 These are all well-documented facts.

01:43:18.000 Soros. 0.78

01:43:22.000 This is all there for the taken.

01:43:24.000 And half the time, the people you're defending have admitted it.

01:43:27.000 Soros admits that he funds these protests.

01:43:32.000 These jihadists admit that they did it for Allah.

01:43:35.000 And then she goes, if you think that, you're a terrorist.

01:43:38.000 What?

01:43:40.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:43:41.000 Kookie. 0.70

01:43:42.000 And then you realize, oh, anti-Semitism is on the rise everywhere.

01:43:46.000 I've seen news story out there.

01:43:47.000 Stop.

01:43:47.000 I would argue that there is a slight increase in anti-Semitism on college campuses.

01:43:52.000 You cannot be pro-Israeli. 0.92

01:43:55.000 You can't be in Israeli and talk about how great Israel is on a college campus anymore.

01:44:00.000 No fucking way.

01:44:01.000 You'll be massacred.

01:44:03.000 Similarly, amongst the black community in Brooklyn, especially, there's anti-Semitism.

01:44:08.000 There's Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where they're attacking Hasids just for fun. 1.00

01:44:12.000 But when you get deeper into Brooklyn, you get to, what is it, Brooklyn Heights, Crown Heights?

01:44:19.000 They deeply resent the Orthodox Jews who are moving in there because they think they're gentrifying and they're going to become landlords and raise the rent. 0.97

01:44:26.000 So there's anti-Semitism there.

01:44:28.000 There's obviously the black Hebrew Israelites who have been making a name for themselves, murdering Orthodox Jews, going into kosher delis, shooting them in upstate New York. 1.00

01:44:36.000 That's definitely an issue.

01:44:38.000 But as far as white nationalists hating Jews, no.

01:44:42.000 Sorry, that's not on the rise.

01:44:44.000 You got the wrong guys.

01:44:49.000 What's this now?

01:44:52.000 Yet there's a little personality from activists who are normally quite quick to denounce hate crimes and bigotry.

01:44:57.000 What explains the science the perpetrator has been disproportionately black. 0.61

01:45:01.000 And that's true of this Asian on black violence, too. 0.96

01:45:05.000 That's why Charlene McRae, de Blasio's wife, says, don't call the cops.

01:45:10.000 Handle it yourself.

01:45:11.000 Because I don't want it in the stats.

01:45:13.000 I don't want a record of this.

01:45:15.000 New story of black people described as thugs or gangbangers may not seem very scary until you realize that these racial biases have very real consequences.

01:45:25.000 Stop, stop, go back, go back, go back, go back, go back.

01:45:28.000 So what's she talking about describing blacks as gangbangers and thugs?

01:45:32.000 In what context?

01:45:34.000 Like, there was a bunch of gangbangers and thugs at the party.

01:45:37.000 When you mean blacks, people don't do that.

01:45:40.000 They say gangbangers and thugs if they mean literally gangbangers and thugs.

01:45:43.000 They don't say, oh, Denzel Washington, you know that thug.

01:45:48.000 Oh, the BET awards.

01:45:49.000 You mean the gangbanger awards?

01:45:51.000 Like, that's not a thing.

01:45:53.000 But go back a little bit before this.

01:45:56.000 After a news story of black people described as thugs or gangbangers may not seem very scary until you realize that these racial biases have very go back.

01:46:07.000 Research shows black drivers more likely to be stopped by police.

01:46:10.000 Yes, that's true because blacks disproportionately are involved in auto crimes, in not having driving with a suspended license, not having insurance, not having registration, 0.59

01:46:26.000 having some sort of problem with the car, with the taillight, with the bumper missing.

01:46:31.000 They are disproportionately represented in crimes that involve driving, so they get pulled over more.

01:46:38.000 Giant tall black men are recruited more for the NBA.

01:46:44.000 Super smart nerds are overrepresented in NASA and medicine. 0.90

01:46:50.000 Sorry, you have to look at the amount that blacks do this crime before you say they're disproportionately represented in getting arrested for that crime. 1.00

01:46:59.000 So that's total horseshit.

01:47:01.000 Erase it.

01:47:01.000 Next.

01:47:02.000 Real consequence.

01:47:04.000 Black people are six.

01:47:05.000 What was that one?

01:47:06.000 Black people aren't six.

01:47:07.000 Some black people are six, and they're only six for one year.

01:47:11.000 Oh, sorry.

01:47:12.000 Black people are up to six times more likely to be killed by police.

01:47:14.000 Harvest City says, again, Lily, this is amateur hour at the Apollo.

01:47:19.000 You need to look up the crime stats.

01:47:22.000 Yes, they're more likely to be shot by police because they're more likely to be in a criminal situation.

01:47:28.000 Similarly, cops are more likely to be shot by black men because black men are disproportionately represented in crime.

01:47:35.000 Cops tend not to be shot by old white ladies. 1.00

01:47:38.000 You know why?

01:47:39.000 Because old white ladies tend not to be in criminal situations. 1.00

01:47:42.000 Are you seeing how stats work yet?

01:47:44.000 Okay, let's do the next one because it's long and we don't have time.

01:47:48.000 Consequences.

01:47:50.000 Okay, so I guess I'm supposed to go through all these.

01:47:53.000 Now, we know that Trayvon Martin was a thug, and he was picking a fight with George Zimmerman, a Peruvian, and he kept pounding the shit out of the guy. 0.66

01:48:04.000 You don't pound the shit out of someone with a gun, or if you do, you know the odds are pretty high you're going to get shot.

01:48:10.000 He got shot.

01:48:12.000 So this was a thug.

01:48:13.000 And in that documentary we talked about, the French dude did, we have all of these texts of him, pictures with guns, him getting into gangbanging, and his friends going, Trayvon, what are you doing?

01:48:24.000 You have a family that loves you.

01:48:26.000 Why are you hanging around with these fucking gangbangers?

01:48:28.000 So they nailed it when they called Trayvon a gangbanger.

01:48:31.000 Yvette Smith, I don't remember, Eric Garner, was he the I Can't Breathe guy?

01:48:37.000 So was that the guy with the cigarettes?

01:48:40.000 Selling Lucy's, the guy who got choked out.

01:48:43.000 He had an asthmatic, asphyxiated breakdown because he was totally out of shape.

01:48:49.000 Now, why were the cops hassling him?

01:48:51.000 Because socialist de Blasio had decided to crack down on Lucy's, people selling Lucy's.

01:48:57.000 So it was socialism and bad health that killed him, if that's the right Eric Garner.

01:49:01.000 Michael Brown didn't have his hands up.

01:49:03.000 That was a lie.

01:49:04.000 He beat the shit out of an Indian, by the way. 1.00

01:49:09.000 He beat the shit out of an Indian shop worker and stole a bunch of cigars.

01:49:12.000 And then the cops were called.

01:49:13.000 When the cops showed up, he went for the cop's gun and he got shot.

01:49:16.000 Terrible example.

01:49:18.000 Tamir Rice.

01:49:20.000 I mean, we've been through so many of these.

01:49:22.000 Freddie Gray was dealing heroin.

01:49:24.000 Sandra Bland was a suicidal lunatic who killed herself in prison after many attempts outside of prison.

01:49:31.000 They assume she was murdered in prison.

01:49:33.000 Philando Castile is one of the better examples as far as innocent goes.

01:49:38.000 But I guarantee you, if I was to go through all these, Ahmed Arbery, definitely casing the joint. 0.96

01:49:43.000 You don't jog five miles from your house in Timberlands.

01:49:46.000 He grabbed the gun when the guy said, what are you doing around here?

01:49:49.000 And it went off.

01:49:50.000 Breonna Taylor was a drug dealer. 0.58

01:49:52.000 She was living the life of crime. 1.00

01:49:54.000 She got involved in it.

01:49:57.000 These cops were told by their superiors to take care of crime in the neighborhood.

01:50:01.000 They went over there.

01:50:02.000 As they were told, they were doing their job.

01:50:03.000 They got shot at.

01:50:04.000 They shot back.

01:50:05.000 She died.

01:50:05.000 That's what she was asking for.

01:50:07.000 When you get involved in a life of crime, you get shot.

01:50:10.000 That's the risk you take.

01:50:11.000 Most people don't complain about it.

01:50:13.000 Hell's angels don't complain when they get shot and demand parades.

01:50:17.000 They go, well, I was dealing meth.

01:50:19.000 I guess shit hits fans.

01:50:21.000 And then, of course, there's George Floyd, who OD'd on fentanyl.

01:50:26.000 So we could go through all of these.

01:50:27.000 We could do a whole video of going through these.

01:50:29.000 But speaking of Words matter, what they do is they just pile these names down without explanation or context.

01:50:35.000 And I don't blame the incurious, but they see this list and they go, Oh, black people are being slaughtered, absolutely slaughtered by racist cops.

01:50:46.000 We need to do something.

01:50:47.000 And of course, when you do shit like this, you put cops' lives in jeopardy because you're like, I mean, if I was dumb, I would go, cops are shooting black people for sport?

01:50:56.000 Well, we should shoot them.

01:50:58.000 That's not what they were hired to do.

01:51:00.000 And so you get morons with guns who start shooting cops based on the assumption that all these people are innocent.

01:51:07.000 And by consequences, I mean everything from the laws we write to the justice we uphold.

01:51:12.000 Words matter.

01:51:14.000 You know, I always tried to see the silver lining.

01:51:17.000 How far are we into this now?

01:51:20.000 327.

01:51:21.000 This video is about Proud Boys becoming terrorists.

01:51:25.000 She's done nothing but whine about how bona fide patterns affect her hypothetical life. 0.72

01:51:31.000 And we still haven't touched the subject at hand.

01:51:34.000 Three-quarters of the way into the video.

01:51:39.000 And here's another thing.

01:51:41.000 Blacks were slaves. 1.00

01:51:42.000 As Anne Coulter points out, they have an argument.

01:51:45.000 There was Jim Crow, there was civil rights. 0.71

01:51:47.000 I get it.

01:51:48.000 I don't really agree that you're oppressed in 2021, but at least there's a semblance of an argument there.

01:51:54.000 Sikhs who came here from a shithole like the Punjab and are thriving in Canada and America, you don't get to jump on the black bandwagon. 1.00

01:52:03.000 You don't get to talk about Trayvon Martin like you're one of them.

01:52:06.000 Sikhs don't get in their car going, I don't know if I'm going to make it home alive. 1.00

01:52:10.000 That's not your world.

01:52:11.000 You're piggybacking black oppression. 0.98

01:52:14.000 And more people should be outraged by that.

01:52:18.000 Change.

01:52:18.000 And that's why it's so refreshing to see that Canada has labeled the Proud Boys as a terrorist organization officially.

01:52:25.000 It's like someone.

01:52:26.000 Who else sees that?

01:52:27.000 Proud Boys next to ISIS and Al-Qaeda and goes, yeah, what's the death toll?

01:52:33.000 What's the Proud Boys' death toll?

01:52:35.000 And what is the ISIS and Al-Qaeda death toll?

01:52:37.000 Should that not be a factor?

01:52:39.000 Muslims killed 3,000 people in one hour in New York.

01:52:44.000 Proud Boys killed nobody.

01:52:49.000 Turn off the gaslight for two seconds and thought, oh, well, if they walk like a terrorist and talk like a terrorist and attack like a terrorist, maybe they're more dangerous than your Muslim neighbor who they don't walk like a terrorist or talk like a terrorist or attack like a terrorist. 0.95

01:53:04.000 So by your very logic, they should be removed from the list.

01:53:09.000 And my Muslim neighbor, if he's between 18 and 25, the odds are one in four that he's a terrorist.

01:53:15.000 Those are fucking high odds.

01:53:17.000 Those are really high odds.

01:53:19.000 Over and drink sparkling grape juice instead of have a drink with you.

01:53:22.000 Language matters, y'all.

01:53:23.000 And I'm happy that we're finally seeing racial equality when it comes to how we label terrorist groups.

01:53:29.000 White people have just as much a right. 0.98

01:53:30.000 That's why I played this.

01:53:32.000 That's all she cares about.

01:53:33.000 That's all Jarmeet Singh cares about.

01:53:35.000 That's all anyone cares about.

01:53:36.000 I'm happy we're finally seeing white people on the terrorism list. 1.00

01:53:40.000 Not that they deserve to be there.

01:53:42.000 No.

01:53:43.000 I just want diversity when it comes to crime.

01:53:46.000 This is what they want.

01:53:47.000 They don't want diversity when it comes to sanitation.

01:53:50.000 They don't want black people or sorry, women involved in sanitation. 1.00

01:53:53.000 They don't want Jews involved in the NBA. 0.99

01:53:56.000 They don't need diversity there, but they need diversity of white people on shitty thing lists and black people on cool thing lists. 0.87

01:54:04.000 That's racist, by the way.

01:54:07.000 Right to sit on that FBI's most wanted list than brown people. 1.00

01:54:10.000 Congratulations, Proud Boys, on breaking the terrorism glass ceiling.

01:54:14.000 All I'm saying is the next time I turn on TV and there's a funny bit about terrorism, his name better be Greg.

01:54:21.000 Wow.

01:54:22.000 Four and a half minutes, and we have one semblance of a joke on a comedy show, which is congratulations, Proud Boys, on breaking that glass ceiling of terrorism.

01:54:31.000 That's a lot of work to get to one joke.

01:54:37.000 Watched you bring my world to a living as possible.

01:54:46.000 Let's yeah, it's kind of worth going through that whole list that Lily Singh put up.

01:54:57.000 You know what I mean?

01:54:58.000 Oh, all the victims.

01:55:00.000 I'm not doing the mailbag yet.

01:55:01.000 We got plenty of time.

01:55:03.000 Yeah, that list.

01:55:05.000 Because remember I did that 21 Ways to Die that Alicia Keys made?

01:55:10.000 And she listed all these people.

01:55:12.000 She's like not having a functioning taillight or driving home at dark.

01:55:18.000 And then it would show the face of the person.

01:55:20.000 And you watch it and go, Jesus Christ.

01:55:22.000 Wow.

01:55:23.000 That woman was murdered by police because her taillight was out?

01:55:28.000 I don't approve of that.

01:55:30.000 That's not in the Constitution.

01:55:31.000 I don't care what race she is. 1.00

01:55:33.000 Here in America, we don't murder people because their taillights are out.

01:55:38.000 So then you look it up and you go, oh, she committed suicide in her cell.

01:55:42.000 This is Sandra Bland.

01:55:43.000 She'd been suicidal for a long time.

01:55:45.000 She was incredibly mentally ill.

01:55:47.000 And the reason that she ended up in jail for a taillight is because she went fucking ballistic on the cop and wouldn't calm the fuck down. 1.00

01:55:55.000 You know, I looked up the second name on that list too.

01:55:57.000 I think it was Yvette something.

01:55:59.000 And the tricky thing is you see the picture.

01:56:03.000 They always use like nice pictures of them.

01:56:04.000 You know, it's really hard to find.

01:56:06.000 Yeah, it's really hard to find the ones where they're holding a gun.

01:56:09.000 They're like, fuck everybody.

01:56:10.000 Yeah, like with Diana Taylor, we finally saw the picture where she's pointing a gun at the camera, and he's pointing a gun and she's like, do you love how he's got my six?

01:56:19.000 Meaning he's got my back.

01:56:20.000 Right.

01:56:21.000 Let's put that on the cover of O magazine.

01:56:23.000 What are you looking at?

01:56:23.000 And so when you see those pictures, you're like, oh, that's an innocent person.

01:56:28.000 So I kind of fell for it.

01:56:29.000 I saw the pictures of that.

01:56:30.000 I was like, oh, that one actually looks like that was a bad shooting.

01:56:32.000 Well, that's what they're doing.

01:56:33.000 They've been taking advantage of us.

01:56:34.000 Like, Antifa, you're anti-fascist.

01:56:36.000 That sounds good.

01:56:37.000 I don't like fascism.

01:56:39.000 That's what got me to vote Obama.

01:56:41.000 Yeah.

01:56:41.000 Or, you know, they know that our entire lives, we've heard rape and gone, I want to kill that person.

01:56:47.000 So now they go, they rape someone.

01:56:50.000 And you go, well, slow down.

01:56:52.000 So now when I hear racist tirade, when I hear rape, when I hear innocent black person killed by cop, You know, up until maybe 10 years ago, I would go, What?

01:57:04.000 What the fuck?

01:57:05.000 That's disgusting.

01:57:06.000 Because it was a more honest time.

01:57:08.000 Now there's so many lies.

01:57:09.000 You could tell me someone chopped a baby's head off.

01:57:10.000 And I go, Meh, I'm going to look into it actually.

01:57:15.000 It's, yeah.

01:57:17.000 Although maybe this is in feminism, I got to get to this today. 1.00

01:57:26.000 Pepe's, where's this thing?

01:57:29.000 Censorship.

01:57:30.000 You want a feminism bumper? 1.00

01:57:31.000 No.

01:57:32.000 This woman, you know that weird, disgusting East Indian dude who's covered in hair? 1.00

01:57:40.000 Chank Junger. 0.95

01:57:41.000 No, Olak something.

01:57:44.000 And he said, look, the narrative here is that we're going to molest your daughter when we go to the bathroom.

01:57:53.000 Yeah.

01:57:53.000 These women are pretty fucking slutty.

01:57:55.000 I got that.

01:57:56.000 Where is this?

01:57:57.000 I retweeted it.

01:57:58.000 Did you?

01:57:59.000 Yeah.

01:58:00.000 It was in my newts.

01:58:02.000 Here we go.

01:58:05.000 Alak.

01:58:06.000 Yeah.

01:58:06.000 A-L-O-K.

01:58:08.000 It's a very common Indian name.

01:58:11.000 Let's take a look at it.

01:58:15.000 It's a woman's voice.

01:58:16.000 It's in my newts.

01:58:17.000 Tweet.

01:58:19.000 Alakved Manan.

01:58:21.000 Yeah.

01:58:22.000 And so this woman said, this right-winger said, this is demonic. 1.00

01:58:29.000 And it really is.

01:58:30.000 Because they said a lot of the time your daughter's asking for it.

01:58:33.000 Your young daughter in the bathroom is being a little whore. 1.00

01:58:37.000 And then this disgusting pig, I was really sure this was in my notes, says, you know, she has it coming. 1.00

01:58:46.000 No, I don't have it in my fucking notes.

01:58:48.000 Cassandra Fairbanks was like, this is the last that she tweeted.

01:58:53.000 And you go, oh, it must have been like denying the Holocaust or something, or Sandy Hook or Jews have laser beam eyes. 0.76

01:58:59.000 And then you see it, and you can just go Command F last, dumbass.

01:59:08.000 Yeah, I've tried that before.

01:59:10.000 It doesn't work because it doesn't consider this text.

01:59:13.000 It's like within a barrier that you can't...

01:59:15.000 So even if I type interesting, you know, it doesn't.

01:59:18.000 It sucks.

01:59:19.000 But I lost my spot now.

01:59:21.000 So she just said the word demonic.

01:59:24.000 Yeah, about something that is demonic.

01:59:26.000 But because it's a tranny, he's allowed to say whatever he wants. 1.00

01:59:34.000 We have to find this.

01:59:35.000 I'm sorry.

01:59:37.000 I can look in my notes.

01:59:38.000 I mean, I can look on my McPuter.

01:59:41.000 I call it a McPuter because my daughter used to say that when she was four.

01:59:45.000 You put it.

01:59:46.000 Why can't you find this, you punched?

01:59:50.000 Had to go back to March 7th is probably why.

01:59:54.000 No, that's not it.

01:59:55.000 Oh, yes, it is.

01:59:57.000 Yeah.

02:00:00.000 So, women's voices. 0.99

02:00:01.000 And look at the woman who, like, there must tell me, please, there's some feminists going, what is this asshole doing at our meetings? 1.00

02:00:12.000 Oh, my God.

02:00:13.000 We got to find that original tweet, though.

02:00:15.000 Oh, I had it.

02:00:16.000 So, I retweeted the original.

02:00:20.000 These eyes.

02:00:22.000 Exactly.

02:00:26.000 There we go.

02:00:27.000 But I want to see that whole picture of him.

02:00:31.000 There we go.

02:00:32.000 Finally.

02:00:32.000 So zoom out on that so we can see the whole thing.

02:00:37.000 So please, I beg of you, please tell me there are feminists who see a lock come into their meeting about women's voices. 1.00

02:00:46.000 And please tell me there's some going...

02:00:53.000 He's like, hi, girls.

02:00:54.000 Oh, my God.

02:00:55.000 I want to talk today about daughters and what sluts they are. 1.00

02:00:59.000 And there's a woman there, a single mom, with a six-year-old daughter, just going, what the fuck have I gotten myself into?

02:01:05.000 How did we get here?

02:01:07.000 We're at a rape workshop, and we have this hairy beast coming in with a wig on and some makeup and telling us that our daughters are sluts and he wants to fuck them. 0.86

02:01:21.000 This isn't really the feminism that I was expecting when I signed up for a women's voices workshop. 0.91

02:01:28.000 These days, the narrative is that transgender people will come into bathrooms and abuse little girls.

02:01:32.000 Yes, that is our fear.

02:01:34.000 The supposed purity of the victims has remained stagnant.

02:01:39.000 Yep, we're talking about little girls.

02:01:41.000 I don't know if you're familiar with the stats, but they tend not to be real precocious cocktases, these little girls. 1.00

02:01:48.000 There are no princesses.

02:01:50.000 Little girls are also kinky. 0.85

02:01:54.000 I'm embarrassed even reading this.

02:01:55.000 Like, I'm scared someone in the next office is going to walk by and hear this.

02:02:00.000 With a machine gun.

02:02:01.000 Yeah, the magical Negro is going to be fixing the copier and he's going to be like, what did you say? 1.00

02:02:07.000 Your kids aren't as straight and narrow as you think.

02:02:10.000 Yes, they are their kids.

02:02:13.000 Alik Ved Menem.

02:02:16.000 In other words, Alik made venom. 1.00

02:02:19.000 Whoa.

02:02:21.000 I'm not.

02:02:22.000 Just is.

02:02:23.000 There's no justice, just does.

02:02:25.000 So anyway, that conservative chick says this is demonic.

02:02:29.000 Dictionary definition of demonic.

02:02:32.000 Not remotely controversial.

02:02:34.000 But you can't anger trans.

02:02:37.000 Because the fat, disgusting losers who work at Twitter consider themselves trans. 1.00

02:02:44.000 And it explains the fact that they cannot get laid.

02:02:47.000 So if you criticize they, them, then you have to suffer, no matter what the truth is, no matter what the logic is.

02:02:57.000 Isn't that fucking disgusting?

02:02:59.000 Look at this pig. 0.90

02:03:01.000 Okay, you can be around my daughter.

02:03:03.000 I wouldn't want to be banned from Twitter.

02:03:06.000 Can we let this thing around our daughters, please? 1.00

02:03:10.000 He thinks, and outside of the way he looks, he's just explicitly stated that he thinks there are no princesses and our children are kinky.

02:03:19.000 So he could look as normal as Ralph Nader, and I don't want him around my fucking kids.

02:03:23.000 Right.

02:03:25.000 I'll take the lamb on the rice with the red sauce.

02:03:28.000 You want the spicy sauce?

02:03:29.000 Yes.

02:03:29.000 Spicy sauce.

02:03:31.000 You're kinky.

02:03:37.000 Oh, yeah, this was fun.

02:03:38.000 Let's do an Antifa BLM segment.

02:03:45.000 It's always fun.

02:03:46.000 It's always fun.

02:03:47.000 You're fucking a white man!

02:03:52.000 Neither am I!

02:03:55.000 Look at these fucking horrible weak losers!

02:03:59.000 Fuck your dad! 0.76

02:04:03.000 So I think we covered this last week with MSNBC.

02:04:06.000 We got to make a video.

02:04:07.000 I hereby command you to make a video montage of that guy who, by the way, is a very successful FBI advisor.

02:04:16.000 He worked with the Security Council.

02:04:18.000 He's in all these think tanks.

02:04:19.000 There's not a random dude off the street.

02:04:21.000 And he claims that Antifa are fighting fascism.

02:04:24.000 They're a reaction to fascism.

02:04:26.000 And this is not the link there.

02:04:28.000 And the Capitol was an insurrection.

02:04:31.000 They all have to go to jail.

02:04:32.000 And Antifa, what we saw for the past, I say 10 months?

02:04:36.000 I realized that was a year ago.

02:04:37.000 It's been 12 months of nonstop motherfucking chaos from Antifa BLM destroying this country. 0.80

02:04:44.000 Yeah, that guy.

02:04:46.000 With our favorite Muslim convert in the middle there, John Brennan. 0.99

02:04:50.000 There's no equivalency by any measure between Antifa or any political left terrorism right now and what's going on on the political right.

02:04:59.000 And I always like to remind people when they hear Antifa, that means anti-fascist, which is in response to another.

02:05:06.000 So if you have a go, oh, you're a stupid college girl like the smug bitch with the beautiful teeth we just saw. 1.00

02:05:12.000 No, dude.

02:05:13.000 Look up Clint Watts.

02:05:15.000 He's been around the block.

02:05:17.000 He was a major player with the FBI's anti-terrorism task force.

02:05:24.000 This guy's a big fucking deal.

02:05:27.000 And he believes that white nationalists are the biggest threat, not just to America, but overall.

02:05:34.000 Dance like Russia isn't watching. 0.51

02:05:37.000 So he's a big Russiagate dork.

02:05:41.000 Isn't that amazing?

02:05:43.000 Like, this is what I was saying earlier about how we see people in authority like that and we go, you know what you're doing.

02:05:50.000 You're a judge.

02:05:51.000 You must be impartial.

02:05:53.000 You're in the FBI.

02:05:54.000 No, it's all the same twats from high school.

02:05:57.000 Clinton Watts just learned to lick enough ass to get up to the top and got on MSNBC. 1.00

02:06:03.000 He's not qualified.

02:06:05.000 So basically you should have just named the Proud Boys the good guys.

02:06:08.000 There'd be no problem.

02:06:10.000 They're called the good guys.

02:06:11.000 They are.

02:06:12.000 They're called the Proud Boys.

02:06:13.000 They're just boys who are proud.

02:06:14.000 It's in the name.

02:06:18.000 But yeah, I want you to make me a montage of all the worst violence from the past 12 months with that guy's narration going over top of it.

02:06:25.000 Maybe you can slide him over to one side and then just show like the one, the biggest one was the one we were talking about before we started shooting, which was the shooting for that.

02:06:34.000 There was that guy who grabbed a taser gun at Wendy's because he fell asleep in his car.

02:06:39.000 And then there was this.

02:06:40.000 So this is not violent, by the way.

02:06:43.000 This was a BLM Antifa rally protesting the guy who got shot for stealing a cop's taser.

02:06:51.000 And do you think these people are concerned about politics?

02:06:57.000 That's what I'm talking about.

02:07:01.000 BLM and Antifa gave a lot of bad people the excuse to riot and kill and murder. 0.60

02:07:07.000 Who are these guys that are heavily armed going towards the cops that made the arrest and shot the guy?

02:07:13.000 They just heard there was shit going down and they thought, let's go fight people.

02:07:23.000 Who want that smoke? 0.90

02:07:24.000 Who want that smoke? 0.90

02:07:25.000 Hey, IP2, you happy there?

02:07:29.000 Gunshot goes off.

02:07:32.000 Is that just one faction of BLM and another one?

02:07:35.000 If I hear a gunshot, I'm running away.

02:07:38.000 They go, what's going on over there?

02:07:40.000 Some sort of shooting?

02:07:47.000 Oh, shit.

02:07:48.000 Gunfight.

02:07:49.000 Oh, fuck.

02:07:50.000 When you get behind the car.

02:07:53.000 First, don't stop bullets, by the way.

02:07:54.000 Maybe the wheel well, you'll be safe, but the car will easily go through both doors and into your chest.

02:08:04.000 Get behind the car.

02:08:06.000 Yeah, get behind the car.

02:08:08.000 What is this woman doing just standing out there? 1.00

02:08:09.000 She's just checking it out.

02:08:10.000 Whose mom is that? 1.00

02:08:12.000 She's an Antifa mommy. 1.00

02:08:13.000 She's Aunt Aifa.

02:08:18.000 Wander away.

02:08:23.000 This is not mom.

02:08:30.000 Fuck, get down. 0.99

02:08:30.000 Get down. 0.99

02:08:31.000 Oh, you okay?

02:08:32.000 You okay?

02:08:33.000 You hit?

02:08:34.000 You hit?

02:08:35.000 She's hit.

02:08:36.000 She's hit.

02:08:36.000 You hit?

02:08:37.000 Move me.

02:08:39.000 Go back and move me.

02:08:41.000 She's a rich girl. 0.98

02:08:43.000 She's some random white Antifa chick who came down to check out the fun. 1.00

02:08:48.000 You hit?

02:08:48.000 She's hit.

02:08:49.000 She thinks she's a medic. 1.00

02:08:51.000 She's hit.

02:08:52.000 Do you know what she got hit with?

02:08:54.000 Reality.

02:09:02.000 Where is she hit?

02:09:04.000 Look at her.

02:09:05.000 That's your daughter playing revolutionary.

02:09:09.000 And she's not even at a revolution.

02:09:10.000 She's at a fucking gangster shoot-up.

02:09:14.000 It's the guy up there.

02:09:16.000 Who got the rag?

02:09:17.000 Hey, can you use your doom rag or something about her? 0.96

02:09:21.000 Look at her little sandals. 0.85

02:09:23.000 The other girl.

02:09:25.000 I'm wearing my sandals to a riot.

02:09:26.000 That shit went right by me and hit her in the leg. 1.00

02:09:31.000 Believe it or not, I don't want these people to die.

02:09:33.000 Oh, I found that link I was looking for forever.

02:09:36.000 It's in Antifa BLM.

02:09:37.000 I don't know why I put it there.

02:09:38.000 Oh, I know why.

02:09:41.000 And there was a big Antifa rally here in New York City this weekend where their priority was, 4-6, getting illegal stimulus money.

02:09:50.000 Illegals aren't on the books, so they didn't get any of the money.

02:09:53.000 And that made people in New York mad, even though nobody at this rally has ever met an illegal alien, knows what they're like, Knows what they do. 0.62

02:10:01.000 They just thought they need money, these people.

02:10:06.000 You know what this has got to be?

02:10:08.000 Antifa is a paramilitary wing of the DNC.

02:10:10.000 The DNC said, get some people on the street protesting that illegals get money because we want them to vote and we need their votes.

02:10:17.000 You know, we'll stop this really quick.

02:10:18.000 Be like, okay, we can give money to the illegal immigrants, but instead of 1,400, we're going to give you 900. 0.94

02:10:25.000 And then let's see if this protest happens.

02:10:30.000 So, yeah.

02:10:31.000 Isn't that weird?

02:10:32.000 What the fuck was that rally about?

02:10:35.000 You really care?

02:10:36.000 I bet none of these people have mentioned illegal aliens once.

02:10:39.000 The only time they see them is when they mow their mother's lawn.

02:10:43.000 Excluded workers.

02:10:44.000 This was a fun little story that I have to get to today.

02:10:48.000 Mumford and Sons, a Mumford son, who Mumford and Sons have previously been in big trouble for daring to pose for a picture next to David Duke.

02:10:58.000 No, just kidding.

02:10:59.000 Jordan Peterson.

02:11:01.000 Okay, Jordan Peterson.

02:11:04.000 One of the sons from Mumford and Sons has landed in hot water.

02:11:07.000 He said, congratulations, Mr. Andy No.

02:11:09.000 Now, we featured this book on the show, Unmasked.

02:11:11.000 I'm reading it right now.

02:11:12.000 It's a really good book.

02:11:14.000 It's remarkably benign.

02:11:16.000 When you're writing about such an opinionated group who regularly say, kill all Nazis and slit Gavin McInnes' throat and threaten my children and all this shit, that's what you're talking about.

02:11:26.000 Die cis scum, kill Trump, punch Nazis. 0.98

02:11:30.000 That's what you're writing about, and you're being incredibly calm.

02:11:33.000 It sounds like he's writing about fish in this book.

02:11:36.000 He just talks about their patterns.

02:11:38.000 He's very stoic in the book.

02:11:40.000 So you're allowed to like it.

02:11:41.000 It's a New York Times bestseller.

02:11:43.000 It's okay to like it.

02:11:45.000 And of course, his fans hate him because Antifa has amazing PR.

02:11:49.000 Proud Boys have the worst PR imaginable, and Antifa has the best.

02:11:55.000 It's amazing.

02:11:56.000 And they call themselves revolutionaries.

02:11:58.000 Maxine Waters defends Antifa.

02:12:00.000 We have politicians saying they're anarchists.

02:12:04.000 Just to be clear, politicians in the House of Representatives are talking about how great anarchists are.

02:12:14.000 You're not an anarchist if politicians like you, my friend.

02:12:18.000 So this is such a great example of Clown World.

02:12:20.000 And it was funny seeing all the, does this show all the tweets of people hating him?

02:12:27.000 Oh, look at this one.

02:12:28.000 Your banjo player is a fascist.

02:12:31.000 What do you think this is going to do to your public image?

02:12:34.000 You guys screwed up.

02:12:35.000 Fire the fascist. 0.79

02:12:38.000 A dumbfounding endorsement of fascism.

02:12:40.000 This is so damn disappointing and really enforces all the bad stereotypes about what it means when you hear the sound of banjos.

02:12:47.000 So they're inbred rednecks from deliverance now. 1.00

02:12:51.000 Supporting fascism ain't a good look.

02:12:55.000 Again, these tweets should be mounting for the nine billionth time.

02:13:03.000 Go to 4.8, maybe they'll mount there.

02:13:07.000 We're watching your computer.

02:13:10.000 Scroll down.

02:13:13.000 Yeah, there we go.

02:13:14.000 Oh, so that's the evil tweet.

02:13:16.000 Hey, man, I checked out your book.

02:13:17.000 It's pretty brave.

02:13:20.000 How dare you?

02:13:22.000 Imagine being in Mumford's home was only the second most embarrassing thing.

02:13:26.000 They're the landlords of rock and roll.

02:13:29.000 They're a flock of Zeeg Isles. 1.00

02:13:32.000 You're a Nazi.

02:13:33.000 Keep going.

02:13:37.000 A dumbfounding endorsement of fascism.

02:13:40.000 What?

02:13:41.000 Reinforces all the bad stereotypes about...

02:13:43.000 Oh, we saw that one already.

02:13:46.000 Mumford, come get your son. 0.92

02:13:48.000 That was pretty good.

02:13:51.000 Let's see what he looks like.

02:13:56.000 And then, you know, it's fun to look at them all.

02:14:00.000 One time I saw there was this tweet about, I forget who it was, it was like Roger Stone needs to go to jail.

02:14:06.000 And I looked up that guy's Twitter and he was submissive.

02:14:10.000 And there's all this Dominatrix shit about him buying piss, this black guy, saying he's been in a reality show for 19 years and they won't let him out. 1.00

02:14:18.000 You know, a lunatic.

02:14:19.000 But who's this guy?

02:14:22.000 Oh, he's got to go fund me.

02:14:23.000 Please give me money.

02:14:25.000 He's got a bunch of followers who needs a he him.

02:14:29.000 Support my YouTube habit here.

02:14:30.000 Hire me for a real job.

02:14:32.000 And what do you do, Kyle?

02:14:34.000 Just hire me.

02:14:37.000 Let's see what he makes.

02:14:38.000 Thank you.

02:14:39.000 Thank you for clicking on this non-video essay content.

02:14:42.000 I know it must have been a huge sleep for you to do that.

02:14:45.000 This is who we're up to.

02:14:45.000 Your bravery will be rewarded because I have a huge announcement to make, and it has nothing to do with video essays.

02:14:52.000 I'm still working on them.

02:14:54.000 In fact, you can see the first six minutes of my next video essay on my Patreon, the Indulger tier.

02:14:59.000 It's a reward tier.

02:15:01.000 So you can click the link there if you want to see that.

02:15:03.000 And send me a dollar.

02:15:05.000 But no, this is not about video essays.

02:15:07.000 This is about even bigger.

02:15:09.000 He's sweating.

02:15:10.000 So these are the kind of people that have heart attacks when you don't support Antifa.

02:15:18.000 So yeah, initially, by the way, they changed the title.

02:15:21.000 They had called him Far Right.

02:15:22.000 Andy No.

02:15:23.000 Mumford Sun support far right.

02:15:26.000 I'm sure they don't give a shit at this point, do they?

02:15:29.000 I mean, if I was in a band, I would get, I can't believe The Guess Who toured for 10 years.

02:15:34.000 Burton Cummings got a lot of shit for leaving The Guess Who and going solo, but he was spreading out all his money.

02:15:39.000 They were making 20 grand a night, and the drummer got as much as him.

02:15:41.000 They're all his songs.

02:15:43.000 He could have made 50 grand a night and kept 49, basically.

02:15:47.000 I'm exaggerating, but 45.

02:15:50.000 And after 10 years, I think that's fair.

02:15:52.000 That's okay.

02:15:53.000 You wrote all the songs.

02:15:56.000 But go to 4.9.

02:16:00.000 This is where I had buried that original Lauren Witzkiel thing. 0.98

02:16:06.000 This is Andy No.

02:16:07.000 This is someone who's far right, by the way.

02:16:10.000 Arizona Democrat lawmaker has voted against a bill that seeks to introduce harsher sentencing for convicted child molesters and rapists.

02:16:19.000 Her reasoning?

02:16:20.000 The bill would hurt people of color. 0.98

02:16:23.000 What?

02:16:24.000 I don't give a fuck what kind, what race the child molester and the rapist is.

02:16:30.000 Sorry.

02:16:30.000 Is she far right?

02:16:31.000 Is she like David Duke far right where she's saying that blacks are always rapists? 0.99

02:16:35.000 But click on that crazy bitch? 1.00

02:16:37.000 That stupid witch. 1.00

02:16:40.000 We can't persecute child sex predators.

02:16:44.000 The 60-year-old progressive also uploaded a video elaborating on her opposition to the pros law change.

02:16:49.000 Why would I vote against this bill?

02:16:50.000 Because we know that the justice system in the United States is not colorblind.

02:16:54.000 What?

02:16:55.000 So we can't enforce laws about rapists because the justice system is racist, and any law we push will hurt blacks more.

02:17:06.000 Really?

02:17:06.000 Is that why my friends are in prison for being Nazis?

02:17:09.000 And that, by the way, was the segue to the post we couldn't find earlier, 50.

02:17:15.000 So now it's far right to oppose child molesters.

02:17:22.000 No, we're not doing that.

02:17:25.000 No, no, 5-0.

02:17:27.000 Oh, no, you're right.

02:17:28.000 I had it wrong.

02:17:30.000 Anyway, that was the a lock thing.

02:17:31.000 So my next link was going to be the a lock thing saying it's now controversial to be against trainees raping your children.

02:17:39.000 That's where we're at, folks.

02:17:41.000 That's where the fuck we're at in modern America.

02:17:44.000 All right, let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

02:17:52.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

02:18:01.000 Oh, someone sent me a link to that fucking doohickey up the dinga bong. 1.00

02:18:12.000 Ooh dicky.

02:18:14.000 The jim a jamb. 0.58

02:18:15.000 Ow. 0.99

02:18:16.000 The jiddly bump.

02:18:17.000 That old thing.

02:18:18.000 The Cuomo thing.

02:18:26.000 Cuomo tweets.

02:18:27.000 Hate will not be tolerated in New York.

02:18:28.000 Authorities must review these videos immediately and make arrests and prosecute as appropriate.

02:18:32.000 Hate cannot and will not be tolerated in New York.

02:18:36.000 And then he says, here's a message from a Queensboy to the so-called proud boys.

02:18:40.000 New York has zero tolerance for your BS.

02:18:43.000 That's the tweet I was trying to remember.

02:18:45.000 He said that on October 13th, 2018.

02:18:47.000 And now he's fucked.

02:18:49.000 And I could not be happier.

02:18:52.000 All right.

02:18:55.000 Stephen Ho.

02:18:58.000 This might be an old Chinese secret, but in case you haven't, this is a two-minute satirical video by the BBC No Less, where they make a lot of the same points that Gavin makes about modern women in the workplace.

02:19:09.000 Okay?

02:19:12.000 For years, women have fought hard to ensure that our generation had an equal place in the workforce. 1.00

02:19:17.000 And to all those women, we just want to say thank you.

02:19:21.000 But also, f you.

02:19:23.000 I am so tired.

02:19:25.000 Being a welcome woman sucks foals. 1.00

02:19:27.000 I work for a women's rights NGO, and every day, I get letters from little girls saying, help me.

02:19:33.000 I need an education.

02:19:35.000 And I'm like, no, you don't.

02:19:37.000 I had an education.

02:19:39.000 You know what I need now?

02:19:40.000 The now.

02:19:42.000 In my mother's day, they used to say that a woman's place was in the kitchen. 1.00

02:19:45.000 And to that I say, why does that change?

02:19:48.000 I work a 50-hour week in an architecture firm designing kitchens.

02:19:52.000 And ironically, I can't find one night to cook a meal in my own.

02:19:56.000 If I have to eat one more Tesco regular meal, I will.

02:20:00.000 My mother raised me to be an independent woman.

02:20:04.000 I don't want to do that.

02:20:05.000 I want to marry Rich Banker and go to brunch.

02:20:07.000 I've tried to find him on Tinder.

02:20:09.000 Ha! 0.89

02:20:09.000 Hot. 0.89

02:20:10.000 I've been screaming.

02:20:11.000 I made those last two up.

02:20:12.000 No, nitrogen.

02:20:14.000 I made them.

02:20:15.000 I work for a tech startup.

02:20:17.000 And now, now I'm a high earner.

02:20:19.000 At the end of every day, I'm expected to say split the bill.

02:20:26.000 All right, we got it.

02:20:28.000 I warned you.

02:20:29.000 Pretty sophisticated joke for BBC.

02:20:31.000 I'm surprised.

02:20:31.000 I had seen that before, though.

02:20:34.000 You know what?

02:20:36.000 Speaking of people inadvertently telling the truth, we need white people. 0.88

02:20:41.000 White people are endangered. 1.00

02:20:42.000 Okay, and hear me out and hear the whole thing before you freak out.

02:20:45.000 White people are endangered. 1.00

02:20:46.000 We're going to become a minority.

02:20:47.000 And that's bad for everyone, especially blacks. 0.99

02:20:49.000 Blacks need white people to run things, to represent them in court. 1.00

02:20:55.000 Black criminals don't want some black, incompetent black lawyer. 1.00

02:20:58.000 They want a white lawyer who can get them out of jail.

02:21:01.000 Also, blacks can't run corporations. 1.00

02:21:03.000 Who's going to run Google if we get rid of white people? 1.00

02:21:06.000 Did that sound racist to you?

02:21:09.000 Let's check out link 33. 0.96

02:21:14.000 This guy does not have the sprinkles, but he accidentally just did what that video did, which was say what I just said.

02:21:21.000 American on CNN, he said white people would become extinct in the year 2070.

02:21:27.000 I was like, get out of here.

02:21:31.000 But listen.

02:21:35.000 He said if white people keep having sex with other nationalities, their race is going to be wiped clean off the planet Earth.

02:21:42.000 He was like, because nine times out of ten, when a Caucasian has sex and a baby with any other nationality, Asian, Hispanic, or black, that baby is going to come out the other nationality. 0.83

02:21:52.000 It's not going to come out.

02:21:53.000 This is a common myth.

02:21:54.000 I'm sick of hearing.

02:21:56.000 Look at Phil Collins' kids.

02:21:58.000 Look at Megan Markle. 0.96

02:22:00.000 Within two generations, they have to tell you if they're black.

02:22:04.000 I don't get there's this myth that you have sex with an Asian woman and you make a Chinese baby.

02:22:08.000 No, you have a Lauren Chen.

02:22:10.000 Lauren Chen is going to marry a white guy. 1.00

02:22:13.000 Her kids will look as white as white can be. 1.00

02:22:15.000 So, as we've said a million times before, if you want to preserve your non-white race, you have to go fuck that thing. 1.00

02:22:23.000 If my kids, my kids look sort of American Indian, when they have kids, those kids, by the way, are half Asian, those two kids you're looking at right now.

02:22:31.000 Now, imagine that little white kid in the middle, the younger one.

02:22:34.000 Imagine his kids.

02:22:35.000 The odds of him marrying an Asian are pretty low.

02:22:37.000 And even if he did, it'd probably look like him.

02:22:40.000 So this myth that, and by the way, maybe 2% of whites marry outside their race.

02:22:46.000 And it's more common with poor people than it is with all the rich folks at the New York Times that pretend they love and cherish blacks.

02:22:52.000 So the Lewis Farrakhan initial theory is flawed.

02:22:57.000 But anyway, that doesn't affect Dion's take on it.

02:23:00.000 I just had to point that out.

02:23:02.000 She's half? 1.00

02:23:03.000 I just stepped on it.

02:23:05.000 Or leaned on it.

02:23:05.000 Is she half?

02:23:06.000 You leaned on what?

02:23:07.000 My vape.

02:23:09.000 That's why I went.

02:23:11.000 She's half Chinese. 0.94

02:23:13.000 Oh.

02:23:13.000 What did you think she was?

02:23:14.000 Full?

02:23:15.000 Yeah.

02:23:17.000 No.

02:23:18.000 So if they keep doing that, their race is going to be wiped clean off the planet Earth.

02:23:22.000 And he was like, and it's already happening because Caucasians are no longer the majority.

02:23:26.000 They're now the minority.

02:23:28.000 It's not true either.

02:23:28.000 And I was like, wow.

02:23:29.000 Maybe globally.

02:23:32.000 But then it had me thinking, we got to save the white folk. 0.86

02:23:39.000 We need them.

02:23:43.000 We're going to know what junk means.

02:23:54.000 Who going to represent me in court?

02:23:58.000 I ain't taking no nigga to court. 0.99

02:23:59.000 I tell you this.

02:24:02.000 Nigga be telling my business before I hit the courtroom. 1.00

02:24:06.000 What up, lawyer?

02:24:07.000 Shit.

02:24:07.000 Deion drunk ass got another DY.

02:24:12.000 I'm going to go ahead and see what they do with this nigga. 1.00

02:24:14.000 Call me later.

02:24:18.000 That's the beauty of comedy.

02:24:20.000 The truth seeps out.

02:24:21.000 Yeah.

02:24:22.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

02:24:24.000 A white guy saying any of that is the end of his career.

02:24:29.000 Which is black privilege. 0.76

02:24:32.000 What up, Gavin, the great Rye guy?

02:24:34.000 I am a cop.

02:24:35.000 Well, all cops are bastards, and we don't read bastards' letters.

02:24:39.000 Next from Lawrence.

02:24:41.000 Just kidding.

02:24:43.000 I've been in the force for 10 years.

02:24:44.000 What are your thoughts on what policing will be like in the next 10 to 20 years?

02:24:46.000 Thank you for my service.

02:24:48.000 Respectfully, Brett.

02:24:49.000 Brett, you are not going to be able to do your job.

02:24:54.000 I don't think I want my sons to be cops anymore, and that's a first in my life.

02:25:00.000 I think you're going to become pencil pushers.

02:25:02.000 I think you're going to be punished every time you do real police work.

02:25:05.000 Every time you chase a perp down an alleyway, every time you catch the bad guy, every time you thwart the robbery, you will be scrutinized and examined, and they'll go through the footage trying to find you farting or blinking at the wrong time, and you'll be written up, and then you'll be exposed in dox.

02:25:20.000 There's a thing they did with the NYPD last week where all of their records are public.

02:25:26.000 So any infraction, any violation, any complaint is there for the world to see, including retired cops.

02:25:33.000 I was sending retired cops their records.

02:25:37.000 Publishes a trove of NYPD disciplinary data involving cops, everything.

02:25:42.000 And it says like he was accused of, you know, excessive force and it was dropped and that kind of shit.

02:25:48.000 It's all there.

02:25:50.000 You don't know the context.

02:25:51.000 You just know the accusation.

02:25:53.000 So what that says to me is don't do your job.

02:25:58.000 If you get a call, someone is being murdered.

02:26:01.000 Go grab a coffee and a donut and then show up there after everyone's gone and everything's safe and take down a report.

02:26:08.000 You're going to become report takers.

02:26:09.000 The hood will become a fucking nightmare and it'll expand.

02:26:13.000 So the south side of Chicago, Baltimore, South Central, they'll become much larger areas.

02:26:18.000 The only way they're going to get cleaned up is when Mexican gangsters come in and kill everyone. 1.00

02:26:23.000 So you're going to be having a brown on black race war under your very nose. 0.91

02:26:26.000 And my advice, don't get involved.

02:26:30.000 So they said they don't want you to police.

02:26:32.000 I wouldn't police.

02:26:33.000 Don't do your job.

02:26:35.000 Now, if you joined the force because you're a cowboy and you were playing cops and robbers as a kid and you wanted to catch bad guys, I feel sorry for you because that job is gone.

02:26:46.000 Especially here in New York, the job is dead.

02:26:49.000 So I would keep your nose clean.

02:26:51.000 Don't be ambitious.

02:26:54.000 Just show up late for work and do the bare minimum because that's what society asked for.

02:27:00.000 Okay.

02:27:00.000 Make sure your family's safe.

02:27:02.000 Make sure you're well armed.

02:27:04.000 But yeah, the job has been ruined by social justice warriors. 0.99

02:27:08.000 And what did they do?

02:27:09.000 They defunded the police.

02:27:10.000 I wrote this down in my notes here.

02:27:12.000 Check this out.

02:27:14.000 What was it?

02:27:15.000 $2.7 billion.

02:27:17.000 They've defunded the police.

02:27:19.000 I'm not very good at finding shit in my goddamn notes.

02:27:24.000 Probably under racism.

02:27:27.000 I'm looking for it.

02:27:30.000 Black on Asian still going strong.

02:27:33.000 They defunded the fucking police to the tune of billion.

02:27:38.000 Just look up like billion maybe in my notes.

02:27:41.000 I searched billion.

02:27:42.000 I searched police.

02:27:45.000 It's not in COVID.

02:27:46.000 I'm being in COVID.

02:27:48.000 And cops in blue.

02:27:49.000 No, we already got that.

02:27:51.000 And it's a bit of a social form.

02:27:55.000 I need white people and Asian apartment. 1.00

02:27:57.000 Fix it yourself.

02:27:58.000 Paul, back Asian. 0.98

02:28:00.000 Fix it yourself.

02:28:01.000 Joe Jordan.

02:28:02.000 And Juliani.

02:28:04.000 And then there's Memphis and Dana.

02:28:07.000 Oh, Jim Jordan explains 20 million taken away from police.

02:28:11.000 What was that under?

02:28:12.000 I don't remember.

02:28:13.000 Me chick.

02:28:14.000 Antifa Bealamatha?

02:28:18.000 No, 41, right before feminism. 1.00

02:28:21.000 That's not tricky and tricky.

02:28:23.000 Oh, it was in racism.

02:28:24.000 It was in racism.

02:28:25.000 Yeah.

02:28:27.000 We're prepared to close.

02:28:29.000 Gentleman Reserves.

02:28:30.000 Gentleman from Ohio.

02:28:32.000 Thank you, Madam Speaker.

02:28:33.000 Madam Speaker, you said defunding the police is not a slogan.

02:28:38.000 You said.

02:28:39.000 It is a policy demand.

02:28:40.000 Over 20 cities in this great country enacted that.

02:28:46.000 They did that to the tune of $1.7 billion taken from the brave men and women who protect us all.

02:28:54.000 Good work.

02:28:55.000 That is our concern.

02:28:57.000 I assume that after that, crime didn't change and you just stopped seeing innocent black people killed, right? 0.81

02:29:06.000 We had a bill.

02:29:06.000 Senator Scott worked tirelessly on it.

02:29:08.000 Representative Stahlber, police officer Stahlber, on our side, worked night and day on it.

02:29:13.000 But Democrats wouldn't work with this, wouldn't take any of our amendments.

02:29:17.000 This is partisan political bill.

02:29:19.000 Unfortunately, that's why I urge the no vote.

02:29:23.000 With that, we yield back our time.

02:29:25.000 Gentleman Yields.

02:29:27.000 So what they're doing now is desperately trying to refund the Police because they realized one of the world's oldest professions is actually needed.

02:29:34.000 Oh, that's the same clip as Maxine Waters talking about bad cops in blue.

02:29:38.000 So you and I, Brett, are united in that sense.

02:29:43.000 Best would you rather type of question.

02:29:45.000 What would you do if you were sandwiched between your mom and your dad?

02:29:47.000 I don't like.

02:29:48.000 What would you do if you're swimming?

02:29:50.000 He admits, he goes, I'm not a fan of the family inclusion.

02:29:52.000 I don't do.

02:29:53.000 You were in your dad, and you were an inch deep in your mom, and your dad was an inch deep in you. 0.67

02:29:58.000 Would you move forward or backward to get out?

02:30:00.000 We make questions about the job.

02:30:02.000 Oh, okay.

02:30:03.000 I know what I would do.

02:30:04.000 That's an ancient one.

02:30:05.000 And you'd push back on your dad.

02:30:07.000 No, no.

02:30:07.000 If you're, all right, you're in your mom, and your dad's in you.

02:30:10.000 Couldn't you just like just, if you're laying down, you just lift up.

02:30:14.000 So it goes.

02:30:16.000 Ryan, would you rather there are ultimatums?

02:30:18.000 You can't come up with a third angle.

02:30:22.000 Non-final.

02:30:22.000 You're a chick.

02:30:23.000 You're basically a girl who goes, I would rather do neither. 1.00

02:30:26.000 Well, in that situation, there is a third escape.

02:30:29.000 No, there's not, dummy.

02:30:30.000 It's an ultimatum.

02:30:33.000 There's two options.

02:30:34.000 Okay.

02:30:35.000 Ummming.

02:30:36.000 Well, that's only.

02:30:37.000 Would you rather, A or B?

02:30:39.000 You can't add a C. So somebody's pushing on my hip or something, preventing me from.

02:30:44.000 Sure, you're in a steel box.

02:30:45.000 I don't fucking know.

02:30:46.000 Well, I'd move back and forth until I'm complete.

02:30:49.000 So you'd take both?

02:30:51.000 I'd give, take, whatever.

02:30:53.000 I'd kiss the guys if I had to.

02:30:54.000 No, you'd push back on your dad.

02:30:56.000 It's worse to fuck you.

02:30:58.000 He wouldn't be there, so I could just exit my mother and continue with my life.

02:31:05.000 Dad joke?

02:31:06.000 Hey, Gavtart and Ryan.

02:31:07.000 I was scrolling through YouTube trying to find videos of you and Ryan.

02:31:09.000 I came across this.

02:31:10.000 It's your old buddy backstabbing Dante Nero.

02:31:12.000 He's back to his old pornographic ways.

02:31:14.000 He's talking with other respectable black leaders, real pillars of the community, about how there's racism in black porn because there isn't enough love or enough kissing and caressing.

02:31:23.000 I haven't watched any black porn, so I wouldn't know.

02:31:28.000 Why is black porn trash? 0.99

02:31:30.000 Did he look less like that cartoon?

02:31:34.000 No, it was because we were doing parties for primary black women between the ages of 25 and 45. 1.00

02:31:42.000 And people would just kind of ask us, yo, why is black porn so fucking trash?

02:31:46.000 Yeah.

02:31:47.000 Why quality is so bad?

02:31:49.000 Romance, no love, no kissing.

02:31:51.000 Why is there no lotion?

02:31:53.000 Why is it just as a whole?

02:31:56.000 No lotion.

02:31:56.000 Yeah.

02:31:56.000 I caught that with no lotion.

02:31:58.000 You're like, he lotion.

02:31:59.000 Then we got a makeup guy and they need makeup too. 0.99

02:32:02.000 This is ashy.

02:32:03.000 Yeah.

02:32:05.000 I wouldn't know.

02:32:07.000 Is there affection in any sort of...

02:32:09.000 Have you ever watched white porn?

02:32:11.000 They're not exactly snuggling.

02:32:12.000 Why is the quality of them?

02:32:14.000 Fuck these people.

02:32:15.000 And then.

02:32:16.000 Quality.

02:32:18.000 P.S. Gavin, you're the only one who talked about how it is important to question this audience beliefs, so settle down on the Ryan shitting and his retarded dinosaur beliefs. 0.94

02:32:24.000 Dinothor.

02:32:26.000 Okay.

02:32:26.000 This just says fucking horrific.

02:32:29.000 And then the link is horrific video shows moment Bacco crushes New York somewhere.

02:32:32.000 Oh, I saw this yesterday.

02:32:34.000 Get off your phones.

02:32:36.000 Especially black women. 1.00

02:32:38.000 Get off your fucking phones, especially young people. 1.00

02:32:42.000 Look at this.

02:32:44.000 Smash and scrunch.

02:32:49.000 It runs.

02:32:50.000 But you didn't show it.

02:32:52.000 I mean, I didn't skip it.

02:32:53.000 Maybe they did that. 0.64

02:32:54.000 Does it skip it?

02:32:55.000 Yeah.

02:32:55.000 Oh.

02:32:56.000 Well, I saw the whole thing, and it just reverses over her. 0.99

02:32:59.000 She gets caught under it, and then it rolls.

02:33:00.000 I mean, she has to be dead, right?

02:33:04.000 But yeah, especially in New York.

02:33:10.000 Hey, New York.

02:33:11.000 I don't even wear headphones in New York.

02:33:13.000 I mean, people want to kill me everywhere I go, but I just don't feel safe not being able to hear.

02:33:21.000 Hey, Gavin, I saw this game show idea on 4chan.

02:33:24.000 Maybe you guys can make it.

02:33:25.000 Find the straight guy.

02:33:26.000 Nine gay guys and one straight guy are sent to an island.

02:33:28.000 They must figure out who the straight guy is.

02:33:29.000 Every week, they vote for the guy they think is straight.

02:33:31.000 If they vote off the right guy, the remaining gay men split 1 million prize bounty. 0.91

02:33:36.000 If the straight guy is one of the last two remaining and the straight guy wins the whole 1 million.

02:33:40.000 Unbeannounced to the participants, all of them are straight.

02:33:43.000 And they must gay as much as they can to fool other fake gays into thinking they're really gay. 0.99

02:33:48.000 Comedy ensues.

02:33:49.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

02:33:50.000 Nice.

02:33:53.000 They start fucking each other.

02:33:55.000 Tova, Ryan, you're so lucky to have someone like Gavin who is concerned for your future and tries to give you opportunities like he did in last week's show.

02:34:03.000 Thank you.

02:34:04.000 And did Ryan do anything about it?

02:34:06.000 Any of it?

02:34:09.000 What do you mean?

02:34:10.000 Well, the impression show?

02:34:12.000 Where's your imitation?

02:34:13.000 Oh, I could go on for an hour how it's just pointless.

02:34:16.000 Look at Dunn again.

02:34:16.000 How does he even...

02:34:17.000 How do you even do it?

02:34:18.000 I mean, your impressions are like quick, and then you're done.

02:34:21.000 And I got to be pretty good with them.

02:34:23.000 I was thinking about writing Mitch Hedberg.

02:34:26.000 I told you, I'll write whatever you want.

02:34:27.000 I can write them up.

02:34:28.000 Yeah, alright, that'd be good.

02:34:29.000 We already agreed on that.

02:34:30.000 That's old news.

02:34:31.000 So, but you said you were going to send me a script for Trump, and you never did.

02:34:34.000 You already did Trump.

02:34:36.000 Okay, alright.

02:34:36.000 So how about Mitch Hedberg jokes?

02:34:38.000 But like political.

02:34:39.000 What if Mitch Hedberg was political?

02:34:40.000 That's my new thing.

02:34:41.000 I have the hair.

02:34:42.000 I can get another wig that goes here. 0.96

02:34:43.000 And I just need blue glasses and a background.

02:34:46.000 Hey, man.

02:34:47.000 But you wouldn't have the glasses because it's a face on your face.

02:34:50.000 Oh, I could do that green screen.

02:34:53.000 No.

02:34:53.000 Jesus.

02:34:54.000 Why can't I put glasses on?

02:34:55.000 Just do it like Kyle Dungan.

02:34:57.000 All right.

02:34:58.000 Yet again, I don't have the technology yet.

02:35:00.000 I don't know what he's using, and I got to find out.

02:35:02.000 Because I checked out Snapchat.

02:35:04.000 Doesn't have it.

02:35:05.000 As someone who was also abandoned by my black dad, you seem kind of ungrateful.

02:35:10.000 I would love to have an older, wiser, dad-like figure that takes time out of his day to give me advice or even a second thought.

02:35:16.000 You seem like a good guy and everything, but come on, man.

02:35:19.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:35:20.000 He's offered a lot of great improvements, advice to my life.

02:35:25.000 And the impression one is you can't make somebody motivated for something that they either like to do or don't like to do.

02:35:31.000 Well, you can't make someone motivated to do anything.

02:35:33.000 And what's it going to be?

02:35:34.000 A whole show of me impression.

02:35:35.000 Hey guys, what about this one?

02:35:37.000 Hong Kong.

02:35:38.000 Aooga.

02:35:39.000 Like, fuck you.

02:35:39.000 No, it would be me having a regular celebrity guest.

02:35:43.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, on the show.

02:35:44.000 Like a quick one.

02:35:45.000 Which we also discussed.

02:35:45.000 But I thought you were saying you told me a show before.

02:35:48.000 You were like, no.

02:35:48.000 No, I said you could eventually accrue this until it was something that was marketable, that was a brand, that was a thing.

02:35:55.000 That's exhausting.

02:35:56.000 Exhausting.

02:35:57.000 But I explained why I don't do that.

02:35:59.000 Playing little scary things for 12 hours in a row is not exhausting.

02:36:03.000 It's a four-hour game.

02:36:05.000 You said you were up all night playing it.

02:36:07.000 It's a 30-minute game.

02:36:08.000 I got the first one and the second one.

02:36:10.000 And then I save some for later, some because I play my guitar when it's not too late.

02:36:14.000 And you're not going to let me talk.

02:36:15.000 Well, who cares?

02:36:16.000 You don't want to hear this.

02:36:17.000 I know this.

02:36:18.000 No, you're just contradicting me.

02:36:19.000 I just don't care.

02:36:20.000 You said I stayed up all night playing a video game till 8 a.m.

02:36:22.000 Yeah, because you don't just, when you buy it, you could take a break.

02:36:25.000 You don't have to play it all the way through.

02:36:28.000 So I took a break and then I played it at night.

02:36:31.000 If you cared.

02:36:32.000 I don't know why you engage in things that you don't want to know the answer to.

02:36:34.000 But do you understand what I'm saying with the impressions at least?

02:36:37.000 Like, you know, you...

02:36:38.000 No, we discussed all this, and then you went backwards and you said, what am I going to do?

02:36:42.000 Put them all together?

02:36:42.000 No, we discussed that they're guests on the show.

02:36:44.000 And you said, well, I can't.

02:36:46.000 I got to write the scripts.

02:36:47.000 I said, I'll write you this script.

02:36:48.000 That I could do.

02:36:48.000 That's fine.

02:36:49.000 I don't have a problem with that.

02:36:50.000 But it being marketable, there's no way.

02:36:52.000 There's no way.

02:36:53.000 Yes, there is.

02:36:54.000 You do it for fucking Talib Starks.

02:36:56.000 Does Kyle Dunne?

02:36:57.000 I don't get paid for that.

02:36:58.000 Does Kyle Dunnegan market?

02:37:00.000 Well, you don't get paid for it because you haven't done it enough.

02:37:02.000 No desire to do that.

02:37:04.000 No desire.

02:37:05.000 And nobody knows my impressions?

02:37:06.000 No, that's the problem.

02:37:07.000 No desire.

02:37:08.000 Nobody knows my impression.

02:37:09.000 No, I have desire to do Talib Starks.

02:37:12.000 Find five people that know who he is that aren't.

02:37:15.000 You know what I mean?

02:37:17.000 What's your ambition?

02:37:18.000 Like, where do you want to be in five years?

02:37:20.000 Well, yeah, I'll figure that out.

02:37:22.000 But I like using the impressions to pepper in just normal life on a show such as this.

02:37:27.000 But to actually focus on them, I don't have that.

02:37:30.000 That I don't have.

02:37:32.000 I couldn't bother with that.

02:37:34.000 I give up.

02:37:38.000 That's like you're good at dancing.

02:37:39.000 You wouldn't have a dancing show.

02:37:41.000 Well, that's because I have something else to offer.

02:37:44.000 But I don't want to be a show.

02:37:46.000 What do you have to offer?

02:37:47.000 I don't want a show.

02:37:47.000 I'm not the one saying I want to show.

02:37:49.000 If I wanted a show, I could film a show.

02:37:50.000 I could absolutely film a show.

02:37:51.000 I got cameras.

02:37:52.000 I got fucking lights.

02:37:53.000 I got a camera.

02:37:53.000 I got action.

02:37:54.000 I don't want to.

02:37:55.000 We're not talking about you having a show.

02:37:56.000 We're talking about you having a thing that you could eventually have somewhere else.

02:37:59.000 A creative thing is hard.

02:38:01.000 Yeah, a creative thing is hard.

02:38:02.000 You know, I like being the supporting.

02:38:05.000 Like Kyle Dunnegan was Sly Stone on Adam Carolla's show.

02:38:11.000 And him and Frank Stallone talked to Sly Stallone.

02:38:14.000 And Sly talked about when they had a threesome.

02:38:18.000 And everyone was giggling.

02:38:19.000 It was fucking hilarious.

02:38:21.000 How does he make money from that?

02:38:23.000 Worry about money later on.

02:38:25.000 I wouldn't worry about the money part of it yet.

02:38:27.000 You haven't accomplished anything.

02:38:29.000 I need some income for that.

02:38:32.000 All right.

02:38:34.000 That's why I give up on you.

02:38:35.000 It reminds me of when we started Vice, we were trying to get absolute vodka.

02:38:39.000 And one of the things was you do the campaign first.

02:38:42.000 So it was a punk campaign.

02:38:44.000 And it was absolute punk rock, I think.

02:38:46.000 And the bottle was just covered in studs.

02:38:48.000 So we had to take an absolute bottle and put studs on it. 0.57

02:38:51.000 And we're working with the graphic designer.

02:38:52.000 And he goes, but we're not getting paid for this.

02:38:54.000 And we go, yeah, it's a proposal.

02:38:56.000 And he goes, well, so I'm going to work on this, making this bottle, and then we might not get paid.

02:39:02.000 And I go, yeah, that's life.

02:39:04.000 Oh, yeah.

02:39:04.000 And he goes, that's unethical.

02:39:06.000 That's not true.

02:39:07.000 Okay.

02:39:08.000 Now, I don't agree with him.

02:39:09.000 You know, but the thing is, it is a, you have to put 100% into it, and you have to have no plan B. And I did that with music, and I did that at Compound Media.

02:39:16.000 And if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't have a job, and I'd be working at a restaurant and working at a hostel to make them.

02:39:22.000 Keith said he didn't hire you at Compound Media.

02:39:24.000 I know he's kids in the back.

02:39:25.000 I know, I know.

02:39:26.000 I'm not even getting into that.

02:39:27.000 The why and the what's the where.

02:39:29.000 But I'm just saying that I fell ass backwards into this, but you really only have one shot to make it.

02:39:35.000 You can keep trying, and it's a rat race.

02:39:37.000 I've had an ad agency, I've had a restaurant, I've had a million careers.

02:39:40.000 I already discounted this last time.

02:39:42.000 I said you are a prolific.

02:39:44.000 It doesn't make sense your work ethic and your success rate for the things that you attempt.

02:39:49.000 But for a guy like me who likes to, you know, as a 30-year-old, you give up.

02:39:55.000 You've had your whole chat to cancel.

02:39:57.000 But here's the thing.

02:39:57.000 I don't find anything wrong with just working regular jobs.

02:40:00.000 I just happen to have been blessed to have, you know, had you asked me to do this job.

02:40:05.000 But I wouldn't have had a problem, I suppose, like grinding out just some shitty job because with music, at least, I like to do that.

02:40:12.000 It's just as fulfilling when I'm not forcing people to listen to it and trying to sell tickets.

02:40:17.000 Online market, it's just such a saturated market for music and comedy.

02:40:22.000 You know, I'd have to be exceptional.

02:40:24.000 And I don't have that much confidence.

02:40:25.000 But you're better than Jimi Hendrix.

02:40:27.000 Well, yeah, I mean, but I mean, even Jimi Hendrix wouldn't be making it these days.

02:40:31.000 He'd be canceled.

02:40:32.000 He'd like Andy No's book or something.

02:40:34.000 Something would happen with him.

02:40:36.000 NBA All-Star game.

02:40:39.000 Look who it is.

02:40:40.000 Cabin McCribbage and Brian Katz Superpair Bill.

02:40:44.000 Hope all is well, boys.

02:40:45.000 I was watching the NBA All-Star game last night, and you couldn't go one second without hearing about the money raised going to African-American funds and scholarships.

02:40:51.000 Everything to do with the right, sorry, with the night-involved blackness.

02:40:55.000 I actually believe they made a mistake and had Alicia Cara sing the Canadian national anthem, thinking she's a black woman.

02:41:01.000 In fact, both her parents are of southern Italian origins.

02:41:04.000 Oh, let's look up Alicia Cara. 0.99

02:41:07.000 What does she look like? 0.94

02:41:08.000 That'd be funny.

02:41:08.000 See, that's the problem with like Mariah Carey and Megan Markle talking about how black they are.

02:41:13.000 Now we see anyone from Sicily and we're like, welcome to Black History Month. 0.91

02:41:19.000 Oh my fucking God, she is hot. 1.00

02:41:22.000 Sometimes I wonder if I should have married an Italian. 0.90

02:41:26.000 Italiano.

02:41:27.000 Wait, I should be careful.

02:41:28.000 She might be 16.

02:41:33.000 It's not that part.

02:41:34.000 It's the Italian part I have a problem with. 1.00

02:41:40.000 She's my favorite black singer. 0.99

02:41:45.000 Very Demi Lovato-ish.

02:41:48.000 Okay, there is a movement to change the NBA logo from the white Jerry West to Kobe Bryant, which I am fine with.

02:41:54.000 However, players are wearing shirts that state, black kings built this league.

02:41:58.000 Could you imagine white NHL players with shirts that said white kings built this league? 0.56

02:42:03.000 I find this just crazy.

02:42:04.000 I feel the media and the woke people out there are creating racial divide when there shouldn't be any thoughts.

02:42:09.000 All the best, boys.

02:42:11.000 You can say my name.

02:42:12.000 It's Barry McCockiner.

02:42:15.000 Oh, that's not your name, sir.

02:42:17.000 And the thing I liked about sports was it was the last bastion of meritocracy.

02:42:21.000 Like I go to a Mets game, I look out, it's almost evenly black, white, and Hispanic.

02:42:28.000 And we're cheering for Dominican, Black, white players, because they're all on our team, and we're totally above race in a sense.

02:42:36.000 And now they're dragging that into it.

02:42:39.000 You know why those players are there?

02:42:40.000 Because they can throw a fastball at 105 miles an hour.

02:42:44.000 No one else can do that.

02:42:45.000 That's why they're there.

02:42:46.000 They wouldn't care if they were fucking blind albinos. 0.96

02:42:51.000 Fuck, albinos.

02:42:53.000 Hey, guys, apologies if these are ancient Chinese secrets, but I just discovered these and I think they weren't a take from Gavin Rye guy.

02:43:00.000 The first is a hilarious brawl between three drunk chicks and some local gays. 0.97

02:43:04.000 I'm not sure where.

02:43:05.000 And the second is a hilarious argument between two Indian dudes, or as they say in New York, hysterical. 1.00

02:43:12.000 Their accents are brutal, but they insist on arguing in English. 0.99

02:43:15.000 Cheers from Texas.

02:43:16.000 Stephen N. We got the second one first.

02:43:19.000 The first one's a Facebook video.

02:43:21.000 If you want to go, then you'll go to Hill and Godung.

02:43:25.000 Are you crazy?

02:43:26.000 You're fucking awesome.

02:43:27.000 Oh, this is ancient news, dude.

02:43:29.000 Fuck off.

02:43:31.000 Holy shit.

02:43:32.000 How old is that?

02:43:34.000 God damn.

02:43:36.000 It needs to be at least the last year, okay?

02:43:38.000 And if it has more than like 80,000 views, we've seen it.

02:43:41.000 Everyone's seen it.

02:43:42.000 What's the other Indian dispute?

02:43:45.000 It's a gays and girls fight. 0.99

02:43:47.000 Oh, here we go.

02:43:48.000 This has got to be it.

02:43:48.000 Yeah, this is.

02:43:49.000 Oh, my God.

02:43:50.000 This is older than the fucking Bible, dude.

02:43:54.000 I think we covered this on the second time on the show.

02:43:56.000 What a crime loser you are.

02:43:58.000 I'm going to email him back.

02:44:01.000 These are the oldest clips in the fucking world, dude. 0.76

02:44:09.000 For some reason, my autocorrect capitalizes fucking.

02:44:16.000 Is that a name?

02:44:17.000 Dear Gavin, in the grand pudong of the fag zone, Gavin, your story about masturbating the car in front of your friend Steve is gay. 1.00

02:44:23.000 There's a reason Jackass never aired a stunt titled Masturbating in Front of My Friend, because that's gay. 1.00

02:44:29.000 My wife and I still love listening to you.

02:44:31.000 We're just adjusting to our newfound understanding of your sexual orientation and hope that you will move into the fag zone with the retard. 1.00

02:44:37.000 Yeah, I know.

02:44:38.000 Looking back, it does seem pretty crazy, but you got to understand, Steve and I were like inseparable.

02:44:43.000 Like we moved out of our parents' house together.

02:44:45.000 We moved into all the same apartments.

02:44:48.000 He had a big bed.

02:44:48.000 He made a bed out of two beds.

02:44:49.000 So sometimes I'd just crash in his bed because we were talking and we'd fall asleep.

02:44:53.000 We'd fuck the same chicks. 1.00

02:44:55.000 We were very.

02:44:58.000 And it's not like I was enjoying it.

02:45:00.000 I was just freaking him the fuck out and almost making the car crash.

02:45:03.000 Yeah, when you're out of like farts, then it makes sense to like, what else?

02:45:06.000 Oh, we were so gross.

02:45:07.000 What else?

02:45:08.000 That I would scoop a fart and I would just open it into his face and he would go, oh man, that's brutal.

02:45:15.000 That smells like, it's almost like if steel had a smell.

02:45:18.000 It's like burnt steel.

02:45:20.000 It doesn't even smell like poo.

02:45:26.000 All this information is being forwarded to the Department of War movie veterans for the removal of your medals and to issue your dishonorable discharge.

02:45:32.000 Oh, I got some dishonorable discharge.

02:45:33.000 It's been a run.

02:45:34.000 Discharge for you.

02:45:36.000 Yeah.

02:45:36.000 Dishonorable discharge.

02:45:38.000 Let's do it all over the fucking stadium. 1.00

02:45:40.000 Fact.

02:45:40.000 Oh, I thought you were going to the splooge cam.

02:45:44.000 Oh, the old splooge cam.

02:45:45.000 Yeah, let's see if there's more than that.

02:45:47.000 Let's see.

02:45:48.000 That can't still be up.

02:45:50.000 Surely someone tapped someone on the shoulder and went, ah, that looks like they're being jizzed on.

02:45:58.000 It's at the beginning, I think.

02:46:02.000 1-9.

02:46:04.000 I say, you ever get so horny you want to jizz on a crowd?

02:46:08.000 Should this be a drop or a look for a white colour?

02:46:10.000 So look up the watery box.

02:46:12.000 Look up hand sanitizer cam.

02:46:17.000 Just cut and paste it.

02:46:21.000 What are you doing?

02:46:23.000 Videos?

02:46:25.000 Oh, this guy's...

02:46:26.000 He opened his mouth.

02:46:30.000 WhiskeyRiff.com.

02:46:31.000 Click the videos.

02:46:37.000 The hand sanitizer cam.

02:46:39.000 Let's get those hands clean. 1.00

02:46:40.000 Here we go.

02:46:48.000 Get your hands nice and clean.

02:46:49.000 There we go.

02:46:51.000 He puts his mask up.

02:46:52.000 He's like, don't get that fucking cum on my face. 0.98

02:46:57.000 This is crazy.

02:47:00.000 Are you jigging my face?

02:47:01.000 It even looks exactly like the way cum comes out.

02:47:05.000 It looks more like the way cum comes out than the way hand sanitizer comes out.

02:47:09.000 Absolutely.

02:47:12.000 And if you listen closely, the bottle's going, oh.

02:47:20.000 If that was me, I would go.

02:47:22.000 Damn it.

02:47:23.000 Great job, Dango.

02:47:24.000 He's like, give me all the hands.

02:47:26.000 Wait, was that the kid that?

02:47:27.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:47:28.000 Oh, yeah.

02:47:30.000 Now, that guy's funny.

02:47:32.000 Sometimes, regarding our previous letter, sometimes gay is funny. 1.00

02:47:37.000 Justin Chudeau says, women are disproportionately affected by COVID.

02:47:40.000 We are facing a she-session. 1.00

02:47:44.000 I'm gay for Gavin, and I like Father Felcher of the Fag Zone more than a friend. 1.00

02:47:48.000 It's especially important right now when women are bearing the brunt of the impacts of COVID-19 and we face a she-session. 1.00

02:47:59.000 She session.

02:48:00.000 Like, there's going to be too few women? 1.00

02:48:04.000 She-session.

02:48:06.000 She-session.

02:48:08.000 Okay, last one.

02:48:09.000 A little too Soviet, Caitlin. 0.77

02:48:12.000 Grandsons of Idaho pastor slapped with 13 criminal charges for protesting lockdowns with stickers.

02:48:19.000 Two brothers, aged 18 and 14, and their father, 42, face multiple misdemeanor charges for mocking their town's strict lockdown tactics with stickers.

02:48:27.000 Wilson, a best-selling author and television producer in Moscow, Idaho, faces an aiding and abetting charge for having made the stickers, which his sons distributed.

02:48:37.000 Wow.

02:48:38.000 Okay.

02:48:39.000 Well, that's not so fun.

02:48:46.000 Brandon, I'm just wondering if you'd seen this certain scene in Ray Donovan that implies the Prowboys are white supremacists.

02:48:50.000 It's in season seven, episode four at the 41-minute mark.

02:48:53.000 One of the characters accidentally attends a white supremacist meeting, and there are obviously a lot of red hats, but it also inspired the few guys.

02:48:57.000 Yes, we've seen that episode, and we talked about it on the show at the time when it came out one million years ago.

02:49:03.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, the purveyor of Fagger, here's a video of a cute dog doing Guinness World Records stuff.

02:49:08.000 I like your new friend.

02:49:09.000 Excuse me, heels, fuck sunglasses.

02:49:12.000 And now we have a cute dog to Jiff is the latest addition to the Guinness World Records family.

02:49:19.000 He's a Pomeranian from the world.

02:49:21.000 That's what I discovered when I looked up dogs on their hind legs.

02:49:23.000 All right.

02:49:25.000 That's it for the show.

02:49:26.000 Yet another very long show.

02:49:28.000 I wanted to play this clip.

02:49:30.000 Oh, wait, let's do the final video.

02:49:46.000 Let's go to 5-9.

02:49:48.000 This is a farmer on Johnny Carson.

02:49:49.000 It reminded me of a better time.

02:49:52.000 Anyway, no more, but you'll meet this gentleman.

02:49:54.000 I want to mention that tomorrow night on NBC at 230.

02:49:57.000 This is hard to believe.

02:49:58.000 It's David Flederman.

02:50:00.000 Just celebrating an outside life.

02:50:02.000 That's a little far.

02:50:04.000 I want to see him come out.

02:50:05.000 I want to see the clap.

02:50:07.000 We thought you'd like to see a farmer Tulon, Illinois.

02:50:15.000 They all respect him.

02:50:20.000 Audience is happy to hear from him.

02:50:23.000 They're impressed.

02:50:24.000 Have a seat, buddy.

02:50:25.000 Have a seat, peer of mine.

02:50:27.000 Mr. Eaton, it's a pleasure to have you here.

02:50:29.000 Thank you.

02:50:30.000 You look remarkable.

02:50:31.000 Are you really 97?

02:50:32.000 That's what to tell me.

02:50:33.000 That's what I go by.

02:50:34.000 You look great.

02:50:36.000 Must be the climate in Illinois.

02:50:38.000 Well, it could be.

02:50:39.000 Did I pronounce the town right?

02:50:40.000 Is it Toulon?

02:50:41.000 Toulon.

02:50:41.000 Toulon, Illinois.

02:50:43.000 That's the only city in the United States with that name.

02:50:46.000 Well, I didn't know that either.

02:50:47.000 Yes.

02:50:49.000 Now, somebody told me when we first invited you to the show, you didn't want to come on.

02:50:55.000 No.

02:50:55.000 Really?

02:50:56.000 No.

02:50:56.000 Why not?

02:50:57.000 Well, I'm scared to death.

02:50:58.000 Well, you shouldn't be.

02:51:03.000 You shouldn't be scared.

02:51:04.000 You've been through 10 or 12 World Wars.

02:51:06.000 I mean, this.

02:51:07.000 Well, I'm kind of getting composed.

02:51:09.000 Well, just relax here.

02:51:10.000 Since you're back sitting on the front porch and we're talking about it.

02:51:13.000 Nobody's watching.

02:51:15.000 Thank you.

02:51:15.000 He literally has been through two World Wars.

02:51:17.000 It's 1988 and he's 97.

02:51:20.000 He's been through two World Wars.

02:51:23.000 Mine to come on the show.

02:51:24.000 Well, I tell you, a lot of my friends know Johnny Carson.

02:51:27.000 Uh-huh.

02:51:28.000 They said if I had a chance to get on Johnny Carson's show, I'd be on.

02:51:32.000 So?

02:51:33.000 So I reconsidered.

02:51:34.000 Maybe they had good judgment.

02:51:36.000 Well, good.

02:51:36.000 I hope so.

02:51:37.000 Yeah, it's called 1891.

02:51:39.000 Do you catch our show very often?

02:51:40.000 Oh, occasionally, say.

02:51:42.000 But you can be honest.

02:51:43.000 Yeah, well, I'm honest with you.

02:51:45.000 Yeah?

02:51:46.000 I go to bed early.

02:51:47.000 Yeah.

02:51:48.000 You see, how many times would you think you'd seen the show?

02:51:51.000 This show?

02:51:52.000 Yeah.

02:51:52.000 Oh, down through the years.

02:51:54.000 That'd be hard to say.

02:51:55.000 Yeah.

02:52:00.000 They're just laughing at his honesty.

02:52:04.000 It's so refreshing.

02:52:05.000 I don't think I'd better press this.

02:52:09.000 Anyways, now, somebody mentions your local coffee shop.

02:52:13.000 Yeah.

02:52:14.000 Oh, well, there's where the farmers congregate.

02:52:16.000 Congregate.

02:52:17.000 Every farmer has a pickup, you know.

02:52:19.000 Goes town for breakfast.

02:52:20.000 Sure, yes.

02:52:21.000 What goes on at the local coffee shop?

02:52:23.000 Oh, I tell you, everything.

02:52:25.000 I mean, politically.

02:52:26.000 Huh?

02:52:27.000 Politically?

02:52:28.000 Yeah.

02:52:29.000 You can hear all sides of it.

02:52:31.000 Yeah?

02:52:32.000 What's the title of the?

02:52:33.000 All sides of it.

02:52:34.000 How American is that?

02:52:35.000 Right and left?

02:52:35.000 A little bit draggy.

02:52:37.000 A little bit draggy so far?

02:52:38.000 Pretty draggy.

02:52:39.000 You know, agriculture cutting in the dunks.

02:52:41.000 Yeah, sure is, isn't it?

02:52:42.000 Yes, sir.

02:52:43.000 I never lived on a farm myself.

02:52:44.000 I grew up in Nebraska, but my uncle had a farm, and so I know a little bit about farm life.

02:52:48.000 Oh, that's great.

02:52:49.000 And things are kind of tough right now, aren't you?

02:52:50.000 Yeah, well, I've been out 197 years.

02:52:53.000 197 years.

02:52:56.000 Do you still actively work on the farm?

02:52:58.000 Yes, I honestly do.

02:52:59.000 My yeah, I'm not far out from the last harvest we had, about 90 days.

02:53:06.000 Uh-huh.

02:53:07.000 What kind of a typical day would you have?

02:53:09.000 What time would you get up in the morning?

02:53:10.000 Oh, you don't have to rush.

02:53:12.000 Yeah.

02:53:12.000 You got fun.

02:53:15.000 That's what I wanted for.

02:53:17.000 You don't have to rush.

02:53:19.000 Great guy, honest dude, 97 years old, in great shape.

02:53:22.000 And what I really love about that interview was that it exists, that he was invited on the show.

02:53:26.000 You don't see Jimmy Fallon or any of these new late-night guys having old farmers on the show.

02:53:31.000 There isn't that reverence for the working man.

02:53:34.000 There's no reverence for old men. 1.00

02:53:36.000 There's no reverence for honesty.

02:53:37.000 That's the problem with America right now.

02:53:39.000 We're missing reverence.

02:53:41.000 We need to respect each other, especially those who deserve it.

02:53:45.000 And I know you're mad at the radical left.

02:53:47.000 I am too.

02:53:48.000 And if you really look at what is irritating about them, it's a total lack of respect for everything around them, everything that the previous generations have built.

02:53:56.000 And that's why we can rip down statues.

02:53:58.000 That's why we can laugh through history and tell everyone to fuck off, because we don't respect our past.

02:54:04.000 I don't know what it comes from.

02:54:06.000 I suspect teachers brainwashing our kids because they've been brainwashed themselves by the unions.

02:54:11.000 It's not that important what the root is.

02:54:13.000 The point is it's important to bring it back, to bring back a sense of respect.

02:54:18.000 When you see an old person, you should respect them.

02:54:20.000 When you see someone honest and hardworking, you should respect them.

02:54:23.000 As Charles Murray points out in Coming Apart, we're drifting away from the working class.

02:54:28.000 Like the initial Keynes Peel sketch we showed at the beginning of the show, where you have the magical Negro come in, do his tricks, and then fuck off. 1.00

02:54:35.000 No, that's not what America's about.

02:54:37.000 America's about the right and the left getting together, and it's about respecting other people.

02:54:42.000 We've been taught to hate each other.

02:54:43.000 We've been taught that there's these white nationalist villains lurking around every corner.

02:54:48.000 We've been taught that hillbillies are stupid and that southerners are racist fucking rednecks.

02:54:53.000 That's not what this country was built on.

02:54:56.000 This country was built on giving everyone a chance and saying, I disagree with you, but I respect you.

02:55:01.000 I don't think you're a fucking Nazi just because you don't have the same views as me.

02:55:05.000 You and I have to get back to that because no one else is.

02:55:08.000 So let's be the braver man and say, don't you dare talk to your grandfather like that.

02:55:14.000 Don't you dare shit on the working class.

02:55:16.000 Don't you dare mock southerners, you elitist shithead.

02:55:19.000 I will fucking fight you if you don't apologize to that old man right now because that old guy built this country and the only words he should be hearing out of your mouth are thank you.

02:55:30.000 Be brave, get fired, get in trouble, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 09, 2021

S03E82 - RESPECT YOUR ELDERS (FULL)

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