Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E83 - KILLED CARTOONS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York online with Kevin McMinnett.

00:00:40.000 That was epic, literally epic, by Faith No More, starring Mike Patton doing that weird chili peppers rap that was popular at the time.

00:00:48.000 If the didn't, come but come but today if the phone don't do it the end you be Don't you know funk is colorblind?

00:00:56.000 Well, I've been a new one on a funky time That guy you just saw the curly hairs out of the band Very

00:01:27.000 popular young man we were I don't know what I thought this band to be honest.

00:01:32.000 I know I liked Mr. Bungle's first album.

00:01:34.000 That was 91. 0.86

00:01:36.000 That was a little one of his many kooky projects.

00:01:39.000 He's always got a kooky project going on.

00:01:42.000 By the way, you'll notice I'm wearing a tie today.

00:01:44.000 Yes, thank you for noticing.

00:01:46.000 I can fit my finger in the front.

00:01:47.000 My tail robin hunk gong Indian man Nita fashions. 1.00

00:01:51.000 He doesn't like this.

00:01:52.000 He doesn't like that when you can do that.

00:01:54.000 He wants it to be perfect.

00:01:55.000 Sorry, dude.

00:01:56.000 No, I get claustrophobic.

00:01:58.000 I start having panic attacks.

00:02:01.000 Even this, I think I would like even more.

00:02:03.000 But boy, it feels good.

00:02:04.000 And you'll notice how few men do their top button.

00:02:07.000 Now, if you watch Law and Order shows, they always have the top button undone, but the tie up. 0.97

00:02:11.000 I can't tell if that's a really good stylist, recognizing that cops tend to not have shirts that fit them, or if it's just some lazy asshole who doesn't do his shirt up all the way. 0.99

00:02:19.000 But when you don't have your top button done up, when you wear a tie, you look like an asshole. 0.98

00:02:24.000 Now, if you have it way down here, and it's like, this was a crazy night, we stayed up all night examining this case, right? 0.99

00:02:33.000 That's a thing.

00:02:34.000 That's a like, you have your shirt sleeves rolled up, your suspenders.

00:02:38.000 I get that look.

00:02:39.000 What's his name?

00:02:40.000 Amy Winehouse's, I guess it's an ex.

00:02:43.000 Pete Doherty.

00:02:44.000 He used to do a good job of that.

00:02:46.000 But that look, perfect, Brian.

00:02:49.000 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 1.00

00:02:51.000 It makes you look like a fucking amateur. 1.00

00:02:53.000 You look like a little kid doing his first job interview. 1.00

00:02:56.000 It's not a good look, my friend.

00:03:02.000 I shouldn't have done that.

00:03:05.000 So I'm very happy.

00:03:06.000 You'll be seeing ties from now on.

00:03:08.000 And you know why ties are great for you?

00:03:10.000 Because when you're trying to dig up an old episode and you go, what the heck?

00:03:12.000 I remember like a blue tie on.

00:03:14.000 He was talking about his dad.

00:03:15.000 Now you can just go through visually, especially those with a photographic memory, and then you'll be able to identify the shows much better because they'll have a different tie.

00:03:23.000 That's why we do write-ups.

00:03:24.000 That's why in Vice days, I used to always write what was on inside. 0.99

00:03:28.000 So if you're going, what was that one where they had the Vice Guy to Cunilingus, whatever that was called, the Vice Guy to Eating Pussy? 0.98

00:03:37.000 And you can just see it on the cover. 0.97

00:03:38.000 And then after I left, they stopped doing that.

00:03:40.000 We just have a picture on the cover. 0.99

00:03:41.000 And I'm like, no one's going to be able to find anything, you assholes. 1.00

00:03:44.000 It's a fuck you to the fans. 1.00

00:03:47.000 But the reason I chose that. 0.99

00:03:49.000 Well, actually, let's hear Mr. Bungle.

00:03:51.000 The first album, though.

00:03:53.000 I don't think they ever stopped, so there's a lot of stuff. 0.65

00:03:56.000 Yeah, that album with the ugly guy. 0.84

00:03:58.000 Or as my youngest boy pronounces it, ugly. 0.88

00:04:04.000 What are you clicking away for?

00:04:16.000 I know we're having this on cassette.

00:04:22.000 Uh-oh.

00:04:24.000 Maybe jump ahead in the middle.

00:04:25.000 I saw Jacob Wall tweet recently. 0.99

00:04:28.000 Mr. Bungle sucked. 0.98

00:04:30.000 Or maybe it was Scott Greer. 0.99

00:04:32.000 Yeah, maybe it was Scott Greer.

00:04:33.000 They seem the same guy to me sometimes.

00:04:38.000 This seems pretty self-indulgent, meandering Ryan Rivera music.

00:04:43.000 You should have been in Mr. Bungle.

00:04:46.000 I don't do like circus jams.

00:04:56.000 It's like Barnum and Bungle.

00:04:57.000 Yeah, this is when musicians get too good.

00:05:00.000 Everyone who's been in a lo-fi, whatever it's punk, rock band, they notice that their fellow bandmates start getting better and better.

00:05:07.000 Even Burton Cummings, yesterday's band, said that about the guess who.

00:05:10.000 He said they started doing shit in like 9-4 time, and I had to physically count on stage to keep up with the songs. 0.75

00:05:16.000 And I remember that with my band. 0.98

00:05:18.000 Bands get too good.

00:05:20.000 Now, sometimes they get good, and they don't go down the prog rock, self-indulgent world.

00:05:25.000 They go into perfect pop, exquisite beats, like the replacements and Who's Curdoo.

00:05:31.000 But I played that because I dug up this unbelievably awkward interview.

00:05:36.000 What's this?

00:05:37.000 What was that?

00:05:38.000 Yes.

00:05:38.000 There's always confusion.

00:05:39.000 Burton Cummings sings his hit songs on the Howard Stein show.

00:05:44.000 They were?

00:05:44.000 Yeah.

00:05:45.000 We were from Canada.

00:05:46.000 They were from England.

00:05:47.000 And actually, Burton had so many hits that with the publishing.

00:05:50.000 And you wrote those songs, right?

00:05:52.000 Yeah, I wrote pretty well everything.

00:05:53.000 Either wrote or co-wrote pretty well everything.

00:05:55.000 Wow.

00:05:55.000 Got a nice award for a song of mine called Stand Tall.

00:05:58.000 Stand Tall.

00:06:00.000 Scared the shit out of me. 0.99

00:06:01.000 Don't be too small. 1.00

00:06:04.000 Don't do nothing foolish. 0.96

00:06:06.000 All right, that's enough. 0.94

00:06:07.000 But check out this interview with Faith No More on MTV.

00:06:11.000 And Kennedy is there.

00:06:13.000 Kennedy of Fox Business, who I call a Benjamin Buttons babe, because she's much prettier now after pumping out two kids and being in her 40s than she looked whenever this was, 21? 0.99

00:06:24.000 Yuck.

00:06:26.000 She's much more attractive now.

00:06:29.000 They're PJs.

00:06:30.000 get out of here. 0.93

00:06:31.000 Although, in her defense, I told her that, and she goes, to be honest, back then, stop. 0.99

00:06:37.000 If you had like high-heel shoes on, you'd look like a sucker. 1.00

00:06:41.000 A cuck, a loser. 1.00

00:06:42.000 You'd look desperate. 1.00

00:06:44.000 We all wear Doc Martin shoes and baggy jeans.

00:06:46.000 And if anyone dressed up, she's talking about the early 90s, you would be laughed at.

00:06:51.000 And I get that.

00:06:59.000 Drunk some water.

00:07:01.000 Don't steal that.

00:07:02.000 I've been lost.

00:07:04.000 I'm being mother now.

00:07:06.000 Would you boys like some water?

00:07:08.000 No.

00:07:09.000 Okay, I hear you.

00:07:10.000 Okay.

00:07:11.000 There you are.

00:07:13.000 I'm a mother.

00:07:14.000 Thank you.

00:07:14.000 I'm trusted by Kiwi.

00:07:16.000 Now, besides being one of the mother.

00:07:17.000 This is why you shouldn't have a studio audience on your show.

00:07:24.000 I mean, I suppose you're sick of speaking about this, but of course you don't.

00:07:28.000 Yeah, but Bill Martin's now left.

00:07:31.000 Yeah, Bill.

00:07:32.000 I'm sorry, Jim Martin.

00:07:34.000 Jim Martin, little Joe.

00:07:36.000 Why is it so laggy, dude?

00:07:43.000 It's fine on your end, but when I'm watching it, it pauses.

00:07:46.000 It's working okay now, I guess.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, I'm having problems with the...

00:07:52.000 Look at Kennedy.

00:07:53.000 She looks like a child.

00:07:58.000 I mean, how much disruption did that cause in the band?

00:08:03.000 What is happening?

00:08:05.000 Did you actually seriously consider maybe, you know, folding it and starting another band or changing the name, maybe?

00:08:13.000 Well, yeah, it was a little bit tough, but I mean, we had to do it to survive.

00:08:17.000 And, you know, if you wanted to keep making records, that's what we had to do.

00:08:21.000 So we did it.

00:08:22.000 Got.

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:23.000 All right.

00:08:25.000 Now, I mean, you have had a lot of line-up changes over the years, but you yourself, when you first joined the band, Mike, you replaced Chuck Mosley, who was very popular at the time, but since then you've become much, much bigger.

00:08:39.000 And I believe at the time when you were auditioned, well, wasn't Courtney Love auditioned for Faith No More?

00:08:46.000 That was before.

00:08:47.000 Yeah.

00:08:48.000 Long before me.

00:08:50.000 So what happened, Bill?

00:08:51.000 Why didn't Courtney get the job? 1.00

00:08:53.000 Well, it was between her and Patton and Patton's Kuner.

00:08:56.000 You know Courtney Love, don't you?

00:08:58.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:58.000 Courtney and I know each other a little bit.

00:09:01.000 Yeah, didn't she?

00:09:02.000 This is going great.

00:09:02.000 You guys can tell me.

00:09:04.000 This is going great.

00:09:05.000 What?

00:09:05.000 Didn't she actually give out your home phone number at one of the classes?

00:09:08.000 Yeah, she did. 0.92

00:09:09.000 That crazy Courtney. 0.87

00:09:10.000 And did people ring you afterwards?

00:09:12.000 Yeah, about 200 kids called me afterwards, and I changed the message on my machine to say it was a reconstructive surgery clinic.

00:09:18.000 So people caught up.

00:09:21.000 But they were calling until 6 in the morning.

00:09:22.000 Amy Finnerty says hi, by the way.

00:09:23.000 Oh, cool.

00:09:25.000 Everybody says hi.

00:09:26.000 You're going to be playing another number for us later on.

00:09:28.000 Kind of name-dropping, huh?

00:09:30.000 People have always often said that.

00:09:31.000 This is very strange.

00:09:33.000 I know.

00:09:34.000 I feel uncomfortable in my own skin.

00:09:37.000 Here's a little bit of gossip for you while I drop.

00:09:42.000 It feels like this is happening during a red carpet thing and there's a side thing.

00:09:46.000 It feels like a terrorist is holding them hostage and they've already killed the first person on the show. 0.55

00:09:52.000 And he said, I will continue to kill you unless you have normal show.

00:09:55.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:56.000 He likes Faith No Moore, so like he makes. 0.99

00:09:58.000 I want to watch my favorite band.

00:10:00.000 Get interview.

00:10:01.000 Make good job.

00:10:06.000 A shock jock.

00:10:07.000 A VJ. 0.92

00:10:07.000 Shock jock. 0.92

00:10:08.000 And Faith No More.

00:10:10.000 Okay, you can see that.

00:10:11.000 VJ and Shock Jock could not be further from each other, dude. 0.57

00:10:14.000 And Faith No Moore is acting like they're going to die anyway.

00:10:16.000 Like there's not even a chance for them to re- If you do good, I won't kill you. 0.99

00:10:20.000 He already killed their wives and their kids.

00:10:22.000 So they're just like, I have nothing to live for. 0.98

00:10:25.000 Like his eyes flickering around after he was asked a really retarded question was like key and peel level perfect. 0.93

00:10:32.000 Like, what do I do with that?

00:10:33.000 For a long time to get on this show.

00:10:34.000 I thought you were going to play the Bee Gees.

00:10:37.000 Talk about that later on.

00:10:39.000 Talk about that later on.

00:10:40.000 For a long time to get on this show, please put your hands together for Juliana Hatfield and Universal Heartbeat.

00:10:50.000 Juliana Hatfield.

00:10:51.000 Juliana Hatfield.

00:10:52.000 Universal Heartbeat.

00:10:54.000 Same from the fourth coming album only.

00:10:55.000 Everything still with me, of course.

00:10:57.000 Mike Patton and Bill Gould of Faith No More.

00:11:00.000 Bill Gould.

00:11:01.000 I'll fight them all.

00:11:02.000 Anyway, sorry to start the show with such a bummer.

00:11:04.000 What's up with that picture frame though?

00:11:06.000 It's alive.

00:11:07.000 The technology was better than the 90s?

00:11:09.000 The technology was better than the 90s.

00:11:10.000 But go to 1.3, just lest you start to hate Mike Patton, the guy who introduced the show.

00:11:15.000 Because it's not his fault. 0.99

00:11:16.000 He was on a super gay, boring thing, and he decided to fuck with it. 1.00

00:11:20.000 But this is how he is in normal interviews. 0.99

00:11:25.000 Can you imagine having to do boring music interviews your whole life? 0.97

00:11:28.000 I really do believe that people sell their soul to the devil to have hits because having to play them every night and then do interviews like this every fucking day, that's a torture. 0.92

00:11:38.000 That's right out of like Aesop's fables. 0.92

00:11:41.000 I'm doing a record of 60s Italian music with an orchestra that I'm really psyched about.

00:11:49.000 I'm doing a record with Dan the Automator.

00:11:51.000 I'm doing a record with Amon Tobin.

00:11:54.000 Me and Roselle are going to do a record.

00:11:57.000 I mean, there's always stuff to do.

00:11:59.000 You don't need to look very far.

00:12:02.000 These are all things that really I've been wanting to do for five years in a strange way.

00:12:09.000 Are you hearing this?

00:12:13.000 What year are we in? 1.00

00:12:15.000 Forgive me, but Wolf Mother, you suck. 1.00

00:12:22.000 Yeah, that got me thinking recently about these bands that did pop songs as a joke, making fun of music, and not realizing that that's what's so great about pop. 0.98

00:12:33.000 That's what's so great about America in a lot of ways. 0.88

00:12:36.000 We like to oversimplify shit and make it crappy because we like things fast, cheap, and easy. 0.99

00:12:42.000 Like American punk. 0.97

00:12:43.000 We start out with British punk with all the outfits and all the crazy looks and the music had to be, you know, a funny form of rock and roll.

00:12:52.000 And then America just goes, all right, what is this?

00:12:54.000 Punk?

00:12:54.000 All right, no more clothes.

00:12:55.000 Fuck the clothes. 1.00

00:12:56.000 Just shave your head, jeans and a t-shirt. 1.00

00:12:58.000 And I want it to be as fast as possible.

00:12:59.000 Get the song over within two minutes.

00:13:01.000 Let's go, let's go, let's go.

00:13:03.000 And that became American Punch, which is hardcore, minor threat, black flag. 0.86

00:13:06.000 They were all about speed. 0.98

00:13:09.000 And the thing I like about pop is all these bands like the Pogues, they have all these incredible chord progressions and they bring in the piano and the fucking flute and all this shit. 1.00

00:13:19.000 And then they go, pop music is for losers. 1.00

00:13:22.000 And Shane McGowan proves it by making a shitty, stupid pop song where he goes, I love your breasts. 1.00

00:13:27.000 I love your size. 1.00

00:13:29.000 And everyone, including me, goes, I don't know what you're doing here, but that song's fucking awesome.

00:13:35.000 What are you doing? 0.62

00:13:37.000 I'm typing in that song.

00:13:38.000 Oh, is this it?

00:13:39.000 This is it.

00:13:40.000 You use this.

00:13:48.000 I think they made this video after it became a huge hit.

00:13:51.000 They went, okay, I guess pop music is cool.

00:14:00.000 Look at those teeth. 0.56

00:14:05.000 You know someone's mouth isn't in bad shape when you feel sorry for apples.

00:14:09.000 He looks like an orc. 0.78

00:14:12.000 Orcs can be sexy too. 0.98

00:14:14.000 Look at that mouth. 0.99

00:14:20.000 You just like lie face down in a bucket of Coca-Cola every night?

00:14:29.000 Can you eat an apple?

00:14:31.000 Like can one of that lone soldier with no one to back it up, can he handle tearing into an apple?

00:14:44.000 Which also reminded me of this show Fame in the early 80s.

00:14:49.000 I was obsessed with as a kid.

00:14:50.000 I wanted to go to a fancy school like that, but there was none in Ottawa, Canada.

00:14:55.000 But the guy Bruno, he was making fun of pop music, and he said classical music is much better.

00:15:00.000 And they said, well, let's hear you do a pop song if they're so easy.

00:15:03.000 So he just makes up a pop song about Tchaitowski, Czafovsky.

00:15:08.000 This is an Italian version.

00:15:09.000 It's all I could find.

00:15:11.000 But they go, hey, listen, Bruno thinks he can write a pop song about classical music.

00:15:22.000 Italian is a much more beautiful language than English than it is.

00:15:34.000 What's this called again?

00:15:36.000 Cho, Cho, Cho, Chofoski.

00:15:38.000 Sharovsky.

00:15:39.000 Sharovsky.

00:15:46.000 There's a powerful message here.

00:15:50.000 When you say simple is bad.

00:15:51.000 Because that's why they hated Trump.

00:15:53.000 Because he was tacky.

00:15:54.000 He was easy.

00:15:54.000 He was caddy.

00:15:55.000 He was running Dangerfield and Caddyshack.

00:15:58.000 He was nouveau rich.

00:16:11.000 Where's the music from you?

00:16:14.000 Here he comes.

00:16:15.000 Beat his guy.

00:16:16.000 Bruno, no, no, no.

00:16:18.000 What's he gonna say?

00:16:19.000 Have a nice day?

00:16:22.000 Everybody listen to the music of Tsaikovsky.

00:16:26.000 Prepare yourself for the coming of Soroski. 1.00

00:16:30.000 Bruno Ho! 0.65

00:16:31.000 Bruno Ho! 0.65

00:16:34.000 What's going on with this playing? 0.98

00:16:38.000 We have two different ways to project this computer to the TriCaster, and both of them suck.

00:16:44.000 One of them is laggy, but this one usually never is, but I'm trying to give it some play.

00:16:51.000 Because I thought you fixed this problem by wiring it directly to the TriCaster.

00:16:56.000 Yeah, so I have that option here, but look at the frame rate.

00:16:59.000 It sucks.

00:17:02.000 So I'll close this one. 0.99

00:17:06.000 Notice how it's like it's choppy.

00:17:10.000 I'd rather have choppy than drops out every now and then.

00:17:12.000 Yeah, pausing every 10 seconds.

00:17:14.000 Oh, he records it.

00:17:20.000 I remember this episode vividly.

00:17:21.000 I must have been 12.

00:17:22.000 It becomes a huge hit.

00:17:27.000 She's got like an AOC thing going on. 1.00

00:17:35.000 Put some serious gums on her. 1.00

00:17:37.000 Yeah, what does she eat?

00:17:38.000 Final example of this phenomenon would be the cure. 0.95

00:17:40.000 I'd rather have the fucked up frame rate that you can barely notice than it chunking like that.

00:17:44.000 What happened to yesterday's show, by the way? 0.67

00:17:46.000 It went up at, what, midnight?

00:17:48.000 No, the full version, yep.

00:17:50.000 Why?

00:17:50.000 The full version.

00:17:51.000 We don't have the technology to upload a three-hour episode?

00:17:54.000 It's more the exporting.

00:18:27.000 it said i had that uh okay this is gonna be boring no no i'm fascinated by it okay and so um i think the reason so you can click why like why did this happen did i run out of space or something that that definitely no so you do it again right so and then that's another hour and a half no i stop i said you know what about 10 minutes in i was like this is gonna take forever so i'm gonna wait a minute i noticed it wasn't up at 9 p.m and an hour and a half that means you would have started at like 730.

00:19:26.000 i think we should get a new computer computer still but basically every time i plug the hard drive in it crashes the computer right so i moved everything onto this but this isn't a thunderbolt it's a regular usb so it's enough boring so the cure uh they've been around for a while.

00:19:40.000 I think they were going for like a goth thing, and it wasn't really taking off.

00:19:44.000 They had a hit called The Forest that was okay, and I think they saw all these pop hits going, just like Bruno, just like The Pogues, and they said, let's make fun of pop music.

00:19:54.000 So they did a pop music parody, really, and it was a massive hit for them.

00:20:01.000 And then they just said, let's pursue this.

00:20:04.000 So my conceit here is that the Cure are kidding.

00:20:08.000 They're a weirdo Yankovic, where they're mocking pop, and it just did so well, they just kept doing it.

00:20:15.000 Check it out.

00:20:22.000 This was the second hit, I think, after The Forest.

00:20:24.000 The Forest is like a normal song.

00:20:27.000 This is like Cho Cho Cho Choskoski.

00:20:40.000 And I love it.

00:20:41.000 I love the cure.

00:20:42.000 But they're kidding.

00:20:46.000 All right, today's book is Agents of Repression.

00:20:50.000 All young punk rockers are required to read this, and so should all Antifa. 0.99

00:20:55.000 And we end up with a unifying belief system, Antifa and Proud Boys and Patriots and Boogaloo Boys and Militias, which is fuck the FBI. 0.95

00:21:08.000 The FBI destroyed the Black Panther movement and AIM because they saw them as a threat. 0.98

00:21:13.000 Leonard Pellchier was framed, I believe, by these goons that the FBI set up.

00:21:20.000 And the Black Panther Party was pretty cool when it started out, free breakfast programs, that kind of stuff.

00:21:26.000 And the FBI destroyed them. 0.99

00:21:28.000 So this is done by the world's biggest asshole, Ward Churchill, who said 9-11 was a chicken's coming home to roost. 0.99

00:21:34.000 But he obviously wrote this a long time ago, back when the left worked relatively hard for their money. 0.99

00:21:43.000 And when was this written now?

00:21:47.000 1988.

00:21:49.000 And it goes back over the 60s and 70s with the FBI and their war on the American Indian movement and the Black Panther movement.

00:21:57.000 And it's a mandatory read.

00:21:59.000 Incredible book.

00:22:00.000 And you should be dubious of the FBI, no matter what side you're on.

00:22:04.000 I mean, we've watched them destroy our lives. 0.99

00:22:06.000 I think they're fucking with my friend Jay. 0.99

00:22:08.000 If you jump ahead here. 0.96

00:22:10.000 So Jay Johnson is being accused of being at the rally on January 6th, which I think he was at.

00:22:21.000 This is 3-4. 1.00

00:22:22.000 Jay Johnson is in shit. 0.99

00:22:24.000 And the FBI put this out. 0.99

00:22:26.000 They're still seeking information on people who took part in the violence at the U.S. Capitol on January 6th, if you know this individual.

00:22:32.000 You know why that the FBI put this out?

00:22:36.000 Because he called me a couple days before.

00:22:38.000 Weird.

00:22:39.000 And my phone is tapped by the FBI.

00:22:41.000 And he said, are you going to this thing January 6th? 0.99

00:22:43.000 I said, fuck no. 0.99

00:22:44.000 And he goes, my hotel, my Trump Tower hotel bill was like five grand. 1.00

00:22:49.000 And I go, why are you going?

00:22:52.000 He goes, I don't know.

00:22:52.000 And we're going to split it.

00:22:54.000 I don't know.

00:22:54.000 And then later I talked to him and I go, were you part of that?

00:22:57.000 And he goes, fuck no. 0.99

00:22:58.000 He goes, I saw people doing it and we all went, let's get out of here. 1.00

00:23:02.000 And we just left.

00:23:03.000 We went in the opposite direction.

00:23:04.000 So there's zero violence from him.

00:23:06.000 So why is the FBI caring?

00:23:07.000 Because the FBI heard him call me.

00:23:09.000 And they go through.

00:23:10.000 It's already been made public that they took everyone's phone records and put them out there.

00:23:16.000 So you go through the phone records.

00:23:17.000 You see my phone number and you go, he called the founder of the Proud Boys two days before.

00:23:21.000 They must have been planning the attack.

00:23:23.000 So then he becomes a person of interest.

00:23:25.000 Now he's got to get a lawyer.

00:23:26.000 And it's funny because all the people pushing this like big plan have this secret Donald Trump army full of grandmas and moms, like that real estate agent who took the private plane.

00:23:39.000 She's part of this deadly militia.

00:23:41.000 Everyone's friend's mom?

00:23:43.000 Okay.

00:23:45.000 And you know who was quick to rat him out, of course?

00:23:48.000 Tim Heidecker. 0.69

00:23:52.000 Second it shows up, Tim Heidecker, one of the shittiest people in the world, I would say. 1.00

00:23:57.000 Can't wait to rat out his fucking friend. 1.00

00:23:59.000 Look at that mentally ill piece of slime. 1.00

00:24:03.000 What a horrible little cunt he is. 1.00

00:24:05.000 Him and his fat pedo belly. 1.00

00:24:07.000 Egg, him and Vic Berger saving the world from the right wing, making everyone safe for his style of comedy and nobody else's. 0.94

00:24:18.000 Yuck. 0.98

00:24:19.000 He stinks. 0.99

00:24:22.000 So I had an epiphany today. 0.97

00:24:25.000 Remember we were talking yesterday about that CIA guy?

00:24:27.000 I'm obsessed with that.

00:24:28.000 It'll be in yesterday's notes, the MSNBC thing.

00:24:32.000 Where he said, Antifa are anti-fascists.

00:24:36.000 Fa.

00:24:37.000 They're a reaction to Fa. 0.97

00:24:38.000 So where you see them, you see fascism.

00:24:40.000 Now, I always make the mistake of getting logical on these things.

00:24:45.000 So I go, so wherever you see Antifa, there's Fa. 1.00

00:24:48.000 Well, Antifa's been burning Portland to the ground for 100 days.

00:24:52.000 So the mecca of fascism must be Portland. 1.00

00:24:55.000 That must be where all the cops are killing blacks. 1.00

00:24:58.000 But there is, there's not one case of an unarmed black, an innocent unarmed black being shot by cops in that town. 1.00

00:25:04.000 What the fuck's going on? 0.99

00:25:06.000 And I told you, we looked up Clint Watts, very, very accomplished FBI, worked for the Department of Homeland Security, top advisor, all these think tanks. 0.99

00:25:18.000 This is not some poser who worked in IT and is just pretending to be part of the FBI.

00:25:24.000 This guy is the FBI. 0.98

00:25:27.000 So how could he be so dumb to think Portland is the center of FA? 0.99

00:25:32.000 And why is he sitting there? 0.99

00:25:33.000 Why is the FBI defending Antifa?

00:25:36.000 Like we have politicians now and the FBI defending Antifa.

00:25:39.000 If I was Antifa right now, I'd be going, are we the baddies?

00:25:43.000 Why does all these mainstream authoritarians love us?

00:25:47.000 What's going on?

00:25:48.000 There's no equivalency by any measure between Antifa or any political left terrorism right now and what's going on on the political right.

00:25:57.000 And I always like to remind people when they hear.

00:26:00.000 So we're confused by this, right?

00:26:02.000 It just came to me when I was driving back from the gym.

00:26:04.000 I cannot recommend boxing enough.

00:26:06.000 It rattles the old cerebellum, gets you thinking again.

00:26:11.000 By the way, I've been taking a lot of abuse at the gym.

00:26:15.000 I've gone from the mayor of Cupcakeville to King Cupcake.

00:26:18.000 And today I said.

00:26:20.000 Good or bad?

00:26:21.000 When you rank up as a what I always say is, because a lot of them are from the South Bronx. 0.98

00:26:25.000 I go, I'd rather live in fucking Cupcakeville than the South Bronx. 0.99

00:26:28.000 We have fountains that are made of candy. 0.99

00:26:31.000 The city hall has these candy canes all in a row as you walk up the chocolate steps.

00:26:35.000 I like Cupcake Villa.

00:26:37.000 Got like blood knives and like that.

00:26:38.000 And plus, you know what you get when you eat a cupcake? 1.00

00:26:41.000 You get diabetes, motherfucker. 1.00

00:26:43.000 I'll kill you. 1.00

00:26:44.000 That is a killer in the Bronx. 1.00

00:26:48.000 But they go, I go, I can't do sit-ups.

00:26:50.000 I saw this cracked rib.

00:26:51.000 So I'll do the medicine ball crunches, but there won't be real crunches because when I, last time I did this, I did a burpee.

00:26:57.000 It popped out and I went back to square one. 1.00

00:26:59.000 And they go, okay, well, why don't you just do then, just use the medicine ball up and down like that, and then you can go home and shave your pussy. 1.00

00:27:06.000 And I was like, so hold on a second. 1.00

00:27:10.000 The problem isn't that I have a vagina. 1.00

00:27:12.000 The problem is that it's too hairy. 1.00

00:27:14.000 So you want me to come back tomorrow with a cleanly shaved, maybe even waxed pussy, and then I'll be one of the guys? 1.00

00:27:23.000 I'm going to come. 1.00

00:27:24.000 And he goes, no one takes it that far.

00:27:29.000 So you ready for the answer here?

00:27:33.000 The FBI loves Antifa because it's good for business. 0.98

00:27:37.000 When citizens, the citizenry, sees Antifa burning down buildings, killing people, shooting fucking Jay Bishop, they go, we need security. 0.99

00:27:48.000 We need the FBI. 0.99

00:27:50.000 We need more law enforcement.

00:27:55.000 This is a major problem.

00:27:58.000 We need intellectuals.

00:27:59.000 Like, what's that guy's name?

00:28:00.000 Kelvin Watts?

00:28:02.000 Clint Watts.

00:28:04.000 We need Clint Watts and his organization to protect us.

00:28:07.000 Without him, without the FBI, we're nothing.

00:28:10.000 We're in danger.

00:28:11.000 They said they're coming to the suburbs, too.

00:28:13.000 I'm at the point now where I wouldn't be surprised if there's feds in Antifa saying, say we're going to go to the suburbs.

00:28:19.000 Scare the taxpayer.

00:28:21.000 Scare the people who pay the FBI's bills and get them to pay our bills.

00:28:27.000 And they do.

00:28:29.000 So the FBI loves Antifa.

00:28:31.000 Now, why does the FBI hate domestic terrorists and right-wing militia groups?

00:28:38.000 Because they make them non-essential.

00:28:43.000 They make them redundant.

00:28:45.000 That's the word I was looking for.

00:28:47.000 Perfect example of this is the Bundy Ranch standoff.

00:28:51.000 1-8.

00:28:52.000 What happened there?

00:28:53.000 Armed Americans, they were not violent.

00:28:56.000 They did not hurt anyone.

00:28:57.000 But at the Bundy Ranch, the ranchers, Clivin Bundy was getting abused. 0.99

00:29:02.000 He was being accused of arson and all kinds of dumb shit. 1.00

00:29:05.000 He was endangering some fuckhead turtle by letting his cows graze on land that was unusable. 1.00

00:29:11.000 The ranchers there, where is that? 0.99

00:29:13.000 Where was Bundy again?

00:29:17.000 They made that land arable, Nevada. 1.00

00:29:21.000 It was desert, dry shit land. 0.99

00:29:23.000 They said, well, we can't grow crops here, but we could have cows eat the bullshit grass that's around and have cattle farms. 1.00

00:29:30.000 And they did. 0.99

00:29:31.000 The government shut them all, all like 27 ranchers, they shut them down. 0.99

00:29:35.000 The Bundies stayed strong on their land, and they were threatened for endangering a fucking turtle. 0.97

00:29:40.000 This is not, don't confuse this with Oregon, but that was just as ridiculous when they went to jail for arson when they were just doing brush fires that prevent major fires. 0.98

00:29:50.000 And we've seen in California what happens when you don't do brush fires.

00:29:53.000 We're looking, by the way, at a brutal fire season this summer.

00:29:56.000 And Marjorie Taylor Greene says, one of the reasons they don't do brush fires is because these fires are good business for the left.

00:30:04.000 That's why they call her the Jew laser woman. 0.99

00:30:06.000 You can figure that out on your own.

00:30:08.000 I don't quite get it.

00:30:10.000 But so Americans from top to bottom, east to west, said, this looks wrong.

00:30:17.000 I don't care about turtles.

00:30:19.000 Why are you destroying this person's ranch?

00:30:21.000 So they showed up with guns and they formed a wall. 0.99

00:30:24.000 And Obama said, move, take away your horses, take those guns away, leave, or we're going to kill you. 0.98

00:30:31.000 And he sent in the National Guard. 1.00

00:30:32.000 He sent in the army to kill them. 0.99

00:30:34.000 And they said, we're not going anywhere. 0.94

00:30:36.000 We don't need you, FBI.

00:30:38.000 We don't need you, authoritarian government.

00:30:42.000 And what happened?

00:30:44.000 Obama went, I'm going to have a bloodbath on my hand.

00:30:46.000 I don't want another Waco.

00:30:48.000 I don't want Waco on my watch.

00:30:49.000 And Waco is another good example of what happens when you let tyranny go unchecked.

00:30:54.000 And they all went home, and the people won.

00:30:57.000 That's very bad for Clint Watts.

00:31:00.000 So he says, that's a huge threat.

00:31:02.000 We cannot have the Bundy ranch.

00:31:06.000 It's the worst thing that could possibly happen.

00:31:08.000 And it's really only bad for the government and the FBI, the top brass, the police's boss, as they say.

00:31:14.000 And what do we always say? 1.00

00:31:15.000 Fuck the police's boss. 1.00

00:31:18.000 So what you're looking at right there is very bad for the FBI. 1.00

00:31:21.000 That's why the FBI lies and says it's a number one threat to our safety.

00:31:27.000 Is that good or bad for the FBI?

00:31:29.000 Oh.

00:31:31.000 That's a hell of a body, Clint. 0.99

00:31:33.000 Clint Watts gay question mark? 0.99

00:31:35.000 That's the first thing I think when I see gay allegations. 1.00

00:31:37.000 I think, how do you get your fucking gay bot? 1.00

00:31:42.000 Like, is that just one million sit-ups a day? 1.00

00:31:45.000 I don't care if he's gay. 1.00

00:31:46.000 I want his body. 1.00

00:31:47.000 He's probably doing cum burpees. 1.00

00:31:51.000 Let's see. 1.00

00:31:53.000 Gay news. 0.96

00:31:54.000 We do gay news, you guys. 0.95

00:31:56.000 If it's gay, it's for us. 1.00

00:31:59.000 Why would you just do gay news?

00:32:01.000 So what's the evidence here?

00:32:04.000 This site isn't loading properly, but there should be...

00:32:06.000 This is a vote.

00:32:08.000 So I'd like to see the numbers on this.

00:32:11.000 Yeah.

00:32:11.000 Oh, did you see, I didn't put this in my notes, but Steven Crowder's trending?

00:32:16.000 Is he?

00:32:17.000 Yeah.

00:32:18.000 Why did I put that in my notes?

00:32:20.000 Steve Crowder.

00:32:21.000 Maybe I did.

00:32:24.000 Yeah, he was trending today because five years ago, he dressed up in drag and went to Planet Fitness to lift weights.

00:32:34.000 And that's not the right clip.

00:32:35.000 That's the clip.

00:32:36.000 But it's five years old.

00:32:37.000 The bit didn't work.

00:32:38.000 People didn't care that he was trans.

00:32:41.000 Okay.

00:32:42.000 You try a lot of bits.

00:32:43.000 That one wasn't a hit.

00:32:45.000 When he was at the woman's march, dressed like that, it was a hit. 0.99

00:32:49.000 So, yeah, congratulations.

00:32:51.000 You combed through half a decade of content and found a bit that was not a slam dunk.

00:32:57.000 Doesn't seem like this is much of a scoop, but it's all over Twitter today for some reason.

00:33:02.000 And Steven goes, okay, great.

00:33:04.000 You got me.

00:33:04.000 Now do the ice bucket challenge.

00:33:08.000 But in the notes, I saw someone saying, Steven Crowder raped me. 0.98

00:33:12.000 What? 0.99

00:33:13.000 Yeah, go down.

00:33:16.000 Nah.

00:33:17.000 Apes delight.

00:33:18.000 There we go.

00:33:19.000 Oh, no.

00:33:20.000 Keep going.

00:33:22.000 Nah.

00:33:23.000 Now, this might be hard to find.

00:33:24.000 Oh, that might be it.

00:33:25.000 Yeah.

00:33:26.000 Steven Crowder dressing.

00:33:27.000 No.

00:33:28.000 Keep going.

00:33:29.000 Sorry, I should have had this ready.

00:33:34.000 I'm probably not going to be able to find it.

00:33:36.000 It was just one comment that, like.

00:33:38.000 Yeah, there he is. 0.81

00:33:40.000 Lucas, when I identified as a trans teenager, I was approached by Crowder soliciting sex from me. 0.98

00:33:44.000 I was 17.

00:33:45.000 He offered me $1,000, and I couldn't turn it down.

00:33:49.000 Yes, you can.

00:33:50.000 That's prostitution, Luke. 1.00

00:33:52.000 I'm not saying it happened, but with the parameters of your allegation, just say no, okay?

00:33:58.000 I was broke.

00:33:59.000 I was 17.

00:34:01.000 Well, I was especially broke when I moved out at 18. 1.00

00:34:03.000 I could have really done with $1,000 to suck a stranger's dick. 1.00

00:34:08.000 I would say no back then, and I would work at Sonny's gas station. 1.00

00:34:12.000 Actually, I was a dishwasher at the Royal Oak Pub at the time.

00:34:15.000 He has since told me he'd sue me if I spoke out.

00:34:17.000 Well, he should if this didn't happen.

00:34:18.000 And has slandered me to filth.

00:34:21.000 What?

00:34:23.000 How do you slander someone to filth? 1.00

00:34:24.000 He went up to filth and said, Lucas is a jerk. 1.00

00:34:27.000 He shouldn't care. 1.00

00:34:28.000 Today, I speak my truth.

00:34:30.000 Crowder is apologetically hateful towards trans people.

00:34:34.000 That was prevalent in our experience together, blah, blah, blah.

00:34:37.000 It was the worst few minutes of my life.

00:34:39.000 Huh.

00:34:40.000 So he didn't enjoy whatever he got.

00:34:42.000 Was he blown?

00:34:43.000 Did he blow the guy?

00:34:46.000 I don't know if I believe Vince Neal.

00:34:50.000 By the way, what's trans about you at this point?

00:34:52.000 You're just in Cleedon.

00:34:54.000 You're in Leonard Skynyrd.

00:34:55.000 You have eyeliner, kind of?

00:34:57.000 Sort of?

00:34:59.000 I will never mind.

00:35:00.000 Sweet home, Alabama.

00:35:10.000 So this is, just let me finish my FBI point.

00:35:12.000 This is good for the FBI, is 1-7.

00:35:15.000 This is an FBI utopia.

00:35:17.000 This pays their bills, and this is why they support Antifa.

00:35:26.000 And this is their 100th day of non-stop rioting in Portland.

00:35:32.000 That's nothing, though.

00:35:34.000 Sitting in Nancy Pelosi's chair is much more serious.

00:35:37.000 Look at that.

00:35:37.000 They're throwing Molotov cocktails at cops, and the FBI is saying, not a big deal.

00:35:44.000 Wow. 0.98

00:35:46.000 Now we have to know if Clinton Watts is gay. 1.00

00:35:48.000 I want to move off the earth. 0.98

00:35:50.000 I know a guy who just moved to Portland, and he's like, I came here because I like mountain biking.

00:35:56.000 I hope you like a whole lot of money. 0.96

00:35:57.000 Every time I look up my window, it's fucking escape from New York. 0.98

00:36:00.000 I came here to escape from New York. 1.00

00:36:05.000 But look up Clinton Watts gay. 0.99

00:36:07.000 I will. 0.97

00:36:08.000 First of all, that's not the body of anyone at my gym.

00:36:11.000 Straight men are not that ripped.

00:36:14.000 Like, I'm talking guys who box two hours a day.

00:36:18.000 They still have a bit of a gut.

00:36:21.000 And then those underwear, if you're trying to seduce women, they're not really into like Rocky from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

00:36:29.000 They'd rather just had wife fronts on at the most. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Actually, women, if you want to get a woman horny, show her you wearing a suit, carrying a briefcase, going to work. 1.00

00:36:38.000 That's the same link as before.

00:36:40.000 Yeah, this is the only one that alleges it.

00:36:43.000 Because they're doing gay news. 0.96

00:36:44.000 Maybe there's a sword.

00:36:44.000 But when you click on that picture, does it appear anywhere?

00:36:48.000 You got to put Clint Watts in quotes for the...

00:36:50.000 I'm going to say 17th time I've told you this?

00:36:54.000 What would you say it is?

00:36:56.000 The millionth.

00:36:57.000 And why don't you do that? 0.99

00:36:58.000 But not gay. 1.00

00:37:00.000 Correct, Ryan. 0.70

00:37:01.000 Correct.

00:37:02.000 Anytime you do a name, and the name is important, put it in quotes that's not in quotes.

00:37:07.000 That is what you do.

00:37:10.000 So where's the picture with the hot bod?

00:37:13.000 Still dead lounge.

00:37:15.000 And that doesn't load.

00:37:17.000 Is that him?

00:37:20.000 I don't know if that's him.

00:37:22.000 Yeah.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, his head looks a little different.

00:37:28.000 It definitely aren't his glasses.

00:37:30.000 Let's see here. 0.93

00:37:31.000 I'll open this one and I'll open the gay one. 1.00

00:37:34.000 And we'll compare. 0.99

00:37:36.000 I don't care if someone's gay. 1.00

00:37:38.000 That's boring. 0.87

00:37:39.000 I don't care if someone is throwing my friends in prison for no reason.

00:37:45.000 Let's go to my pet Biden.

00:37:47.000 Let's jump ahead here.

00:37:54.000 That's a...

00:37:58.000 Biden.

00:38:02.000 Biden.

00:38:04.000 President. 0.71

00:38:05.000 He's big and sleepy.

00:38:11.000 Biden.

00:38:11.000 Wait, what?

00:38:12.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:38:16.000 So everyone loves my pet Biden, including the media.

00:38:24.000 This shirt's supposed to fit absolutely perfectly.

00:38:26.000 I guess it does.

00:38:30.000 Yeah, it does.

00:38:31.000 Sorry.

00:38:32.000 Sorry, Nita Fashions.

00:38:34.000 You should pull up Nita Fashions.

00:38:36.000 Because you can do this too.

00:38:38.000 The shipping is brutal, but it's very affordable, normally.

00:38:42.000 And you just get someone to measure you.

00:38:45.000 They'll do it on a Zoom call.

00:38:46.000 They'll measure your neck. 0.95

00:38:47.000 There is nothing better than having a dress shirt that fits.

00:38:50.000 I'm wearing PJs right now.

00:38:52.000 I couldn't feel more comfortable, really.

00:38:57.000 And if you're in New York City, it's a nice place where they fit you and all that.

00:39:00.000 Well, they just rent a hotel room.

00:39:02.000 It's a nice view.

00:39:03.000 And they're not doing it anymore because of COVID.

00:39:05.000 That's why I'm explaining, Ryan.

00:39:06.000 Don't interrupt when you have nothing to offer.

00:39:09.000 Everything is done by Zoom now.

00:39:11.000 Okay.

00:39:12.000 But it's for cheap rich people.

00:39:16.000 And no one wears better suits than the cheap rich people.

00:39:20.000 You can have a custom suit with your name on it, totally tailored to every microbe of your body for like 800 bucks.

00:39:27.000 And if you're not a suit guy, then just have one perfect suit and one perfect shirt.

00:39:32.000 Get a tie from thetiebar.com.

00:39:35.000 Those are 20 bucks each.

00:39:36.000 And then when there's a funeral or whatever, you have that perfect suit.

00:39:39.000 And you look like a mensch. 1.00

00:39:41.000 Whereas most people, when they wear suits, they look like fucking little kids at their first job interview. 1.00

00:39:46.000 So anyway, everyone loves my pet Biden, and including the media. 0.99

00:39:51.000 So when he offers money to people, which I don't want, it's $1.9 trillion.

00:39:57.000 That's $5,500 per American, and we're getting $2,000.

00:40:02.000 So he's charging you $5,000 to give you $2,000.

00:40:05.000 That is right out of idiocracy.

00:40:07.000 Some people question the Washington Post's choice of wording after they describe the stimulus bill as Biden showers money on Americans.

00:40:16.000 He literally makes it rain.

00:40:19.000 Click on 5-1.

00:40:20.000 Is that 5-1?

00:40:21.000 Go to 5-2.

00:40:22.000 Because I've noticed they changed the title. 0.98

00:40:26.000 And then they got in shit for changing the title. 0.95

00:40:28.000 So they changed it back. 0.98

00:40:30.000 Amazing.

00:40:31.000 You're going to see a lot of this.

00:40:32.000 And I know this from being called a Nazi.

00:40:34.000 I would get a lawyer.

00:40:36.000 It usually cost me like $1,000.

00:40:37.000 And I go back and forth with Daily Beast or Salon or Slate.

00:40:41.000 Say, change that. 0.99

00:40:42.000 I never denied the fucking Holocaust, blah, blah, blah. 0.97

00:40:45.000 And then we would go back and forth, and I'd spend some more money, and then eventually, the phrase would just vanish from the article. 0.98

00:40:53.000 They wouldn't put update a correction has been made, blah, blah, blah.

00:40:55.000 None of that.

00:40:56.000 They just change it. 0.99

00:40:58.000 Or when the Los Angeles Times Magazine did an article on me that was slightly fair, they got a lot of shit. 0.98

00:41:06.000 So they changed the title from like, hipster to provocateur into like flirting with the far right. 0.97

00:41:14.000 So they, that, that's news today.

00:41:16.000 That's internet news.

00:41:17.000 It's an amorphous blob that slowly changes depending on people's reaction.

00:41:24.000 But let's watch my adorable little pet try to speak English.

00:41:28.000 5'4.

00:41:30.000 There's a new one every day.

00:41:34.000 This is good at the beginning, especially good at the beginning.

00:41:36.000 The vast majority of economists left, right, and center, from Wall Street to the private economic polling initiatives.

00:41:51.000 The economists, as I said, left, right, and center.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, you said it.

00:41:55.000 Say in addition to the...

00:41:57.000 You said that one second ago.

00:41:59.000 You can't harken back to something that's from one second ago.

00:42:02.000 Remember?

00:42:02.000 As I said, as I told you one second ago, if you recall, you know what he's doing there?

00:42:07.000 He's talking to his own brain and saying, come on, brain, like I said.

00:42:11.000 Remember?

00:42:13.000 We need this to grow the economy.

00:42:16.000 The vast majority of economists, left, right, and center, from Wall Street to.

00:42:22.000 So did you understand that?

00:42:24.000 He said the vast majority of economists from all over the political spectrum agree that this stimulus will help stimulate the economy, and we need to do it.

00:42:31.000 That's what he was trying to say.

00:42:33.000 Instead, he does this thing where he loses track of what he's saying about a third of the way into the sentence.

00:42:39.000 This has got some oldies on it, but it's also a fun example of him trying to speak English.

00:42:50.000 Hello?

00:42:55.000 Should I go over here?

00:42:58.000 I'm talking too much.

00:43:02.000 You provide the kind of help that teaches people how to know, how to know.

00:43:06.000 They may not know, because if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure and help take care of running a department store thing or a second floor of the ladies' department.

00:43:21.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:21.000 And so some of the things that...

00:43:24.000 Now, because he's my pet, I speak my pet body.

00:43:27.000 Do you have any idea what he just said?

00:43:29.000 No.

00:43:29.000 All right.

00:43:30.000 So he's saying people from the military are more employable than your average Joe, and we should be focusing on these people and giving them jobs.

00:43:40.000 Not first, but there should be a priority for vets, which is true.

00:43:44.000 And his contention is, say you're a quartermaster.

00:43:47.000 A quartermaster is someone in the military.

00:43:48.000 I'm a war movie vet, I can tell you this.

00:43:50.000 A quartermaster is someone who sort of handles where people are staying in the military.

00:43:54.000 So hi, welcome back, Sergeant McInnes.

00:43:57.000 You'll be staying here in this room.

00:43:58.000 These are your quarters.

00:43:59.000 And Private Rivera, you'll be here in Building C at the bottom bunk here.

00:44:04.000 I'll take you there after I drop off Sergeant McInnes.

00:44:07.000 And you can put your trunk at the base of your bed here.

00:44:10.000 Try to have it made by tomorrow morning at 6.30 sharp.

00:44:14.000 That's a quartermaster.

00:44:15.000 So he's saying, if you can handle all that, then you could be on that like, what's it called?

00:44:20.000 Macy's elevator.

00:44:21.000 We're going second floor ladies' department, which they don't have anymore, Joe. 0.89

00:44:26.000 You're going back to the latest they did that would maybe be the 70s, where the person operating the elevator would announce what each floor has, and you would get out.

00:44:37.000 Ladies wear. 1.00

00:44:38.000 So he's saying if you're a quartermaster, you could handle getting in a time machine and running the Macy's elevator.

00:44:47.000 And by the way, this whole notion of dealing with the idea that, you know, look, but explicitly is the more helpful.

00:45:00.000 By the way.

00:45:00.000 Wait, stop, Ryan.

00:45:01.000 We want to see the quotes.

00:45:04.000 If anything, move him over, yeah.

00:45:06.000 They say, they may say they want to go, I don't know, and to do whatever.

00:45:12.000 This is an old clip.

00:45:13.000 This is back before they used to let him talk, and we've already covered this, but it's worth going back to because he's my pet.

00:45:19.000 They may say they want to go and, I don't know, do whatever, but their skill that they acquired in the military may not in any way enhance that piece.

00:45:30.000 Am I making sense?

00:45:31.000 You've got to ask me some easy questions here.

00:45:33.000 It requires, you know, that old overused phrase.

00:45:38.000 You know, it takes a village to raise something.

00:45:41.000 A child.

00:45:42.000 A village to raise a child.

00:45:44.000 We're dealing with the mental health issues is that we said it was the same as had to be treated with parity with every other health problem.

00:45:58.000 But PTSD and thoracic brain issues are compounded issue.

00:46:04.000 The VA is best equipped to help navigate this.

00:46:07.000 Because I said, you know, it's...

00:46:12.000 You see, geez, the reason I was able to stay...

00:46:14.000 So pause. 0.99

00:46:15.000 He's reading a bunch of fucking cue cards, and he's exhausted. 0.99

00:46:19.000 This is a man, by the way, who's had his brain, his skull, sawed open, removed like a yarmulke, laid bare on an operating table like a hairy bowl, like a halved coconut. 0.99

00:46:34.000 Now we just have his brain here like something at a Mars attacks.

00:46:38.000 They operated on it.

00:46:39.000 I think they did a very good job.

00:46:41.000 Obviously, he's old, but he's still alive.

00:46:45.000 So I'm impressed that he left the operating room.

00:46:47.000 But they said, you may have trouble with your brain, especially as you get older.

00:46:51.000 And he was like, well, it's not like I'm going to run for president, so that's fine.

00:46:55.000 They put his cap back on, sewed it up.

00:46:59.000 I guess the skull knows how to reseal itself.

00:47:02.000 Maybe they put in a few bolts.

00:47:05.000 And here we are at the surgeon's prediction where his brain is run out of steam.

00:47:11.000 He got, you know, cancer is going to get you, but you can delay it.

00:47:16.000 And sometimes someone will have breast cancer. 1.00

00:47:17.000 They'll get a chemo shock.

00:47:19.000 It'll be stagnant.

00:47:20.000 It'll be in remission for, say, three years.

00:47:23.000 Then it comes back and you get, so you get to buy some time.

00:47:26.000 And the better the medicine, the more time you can buy.

00:47:28.000 He bought a lot of time.

00:47:30.000 But that time ran out, I would say, in 2018, around then.

00:47:36.000 Somehow we're here three years later with this guy.

00:47:40.000 And he's canceling Pepe Le Pew.

00:47:43.000 And his biggest fear is Dr. Zeus.

00:47:45.000 Do you know why?

00:47:46.000 Because that's the kind of books he reads now.

00:47:49.000 He reads The Cat in the Hat and he goes, I don't like this.

00:47:53.000 Eskimo fish? 0.99

00:47:54.000 That's ridiculous. 0.99

00:47:56.000 We shouldn't be watching this. 0.99

00:47:59.000 Go back. 0.98

00:48:02.000 Some black woman was able to stack your grocery shelf. 1.00

00:48:08.000 Where is that? 0.60

00:48:10.000 You know, people are figuring out that there's a seven.

00:48:20.000 Whether you have a mental problem with disease, it's a disease of the brain.

00:48:27.000 Thank you. 0.78

00:48:30.000 Wow.

00:48:31.000 All right, so let's have a look at Biden's America and what it's done to the culture wars, shall we?

00:48:44.000 Who killed the cartoons?

00:48:45.000 Biden killed the cartoons. 0.99

00:48:47.000 They're dead.

00:48:49.000 There's a meme going around.

00:48:50.000 It's been fact-checked, though.

00:48:51.000 Biden didn't literally kill the cartoons.

00:48:54.000 Show the meme?

00:48:57.000 So Trump killed, oh, what's this guy's name again?

00:49:01.000 I wrote it down.

00:49:01.000 Soleimani.

00:49:02.000 Soleimani, who was this Iranian warlord that was trying to kill us and everyone in Israel. 1.00

00:49:09.000 And then he killed the head of ISIS, who was Al-Baghdadi.

00:49:13.000 And we know that Dinesh D'Souza met him after that, and they go, how you doing? 0.99

00:49:18.000 You must be feeling pretty good about killing this dude with the gross. 0.93

00:49:22.000 What do they do? 1.00

00:49:22.000 They hannah their beards? 1.00

00:49:24.000 How gay is that? 1.00

00:49:25.000 ISIS is gay. 0.99

00:49:26.000 Oh, I don't think you're old. 1.00

00:49:28.000 You have an orange beard.

00:49:29.000 Well, you let it grow out for four months, but some of it is orange.

00:49:32.000 That's a thing in India.

00:49:34.000 White-haired men dye their hair ginger.

00:49:36.000 What?

00:49:37.000 It was never ginger.

00:49:40.000 Who are you trying to be?

00:49:42.000 Casey of Casey and Finnegan, Mr. Dress-Up Sidekicks, and Canadian Children's TV?

00:49:46.000 That joke hit home, right?

00:49:49.000 So Dinesh goes, you must be feeling pretty good.

00:49:51.000 And he goes, not really.

00:49:52.000 This is Trump talking.

00:49:53.000 Not really. 0.88

00:49:55.000 He goes, I killed al-Baghdadi.

00:49:57.000 I thought they'll finally like me now.

00:49:58.000 And they go, well, Obama was cooler when he killed Bin Laden.

00:50:02.000 He goes, I can't win with these people.

00:50:03.000 Anyway, that's a tangent. 0.98

00:50:04.000 So I thought this was funny because Trump killed this psychotic Iranian and this head of ISIS. 0.99

00:50:10.000 Biden killed Mr. Potato Head and the cat in the hat. 0.99

00:50:14.000 And then fact checkers, because all of the media now is just running, I keep forgetting this term.

00:50:23.000 And you don't know anything.

00:50:24.000 No, it's running interference.

00:50:28.000 Running interference on any sort of negative portrayal.

00:50:33.000 They're a PR firm.

00:50:34.000 So the PR firm goes, no, he didn't.

00:50:36.000 And the way they get away with saying that is they go, he didn't literally kill the cat and the hat.

00:50:41.000 But just to mark this moment in history, I want to go through everything he killed.

00:50:45.000 Now, Mr. Potato Head isn't really a cartoon.

00:50:48.000 He's a children's toy that used to just be a potato.

00:50:51.000 They sent you that as a separate email. 1.00

00:50:52.000 Fuck nuts. 1.00

00:50:52.000 I already told you that. 1.00

00:50:56.000 That used to just be a potato that you would stick things on.

00:50:59.000 But they've decided it's gender neutral because Mr. Potato Head is offensive.

00:51:05.000 Now, we already talked about this and we said, what if you're a lesbian and you identify as male and your pronouns are he, him, mister?

00:51:13.000 You want to be Mr. Potato Head.

00:51:16.000 So you can have a Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head.

00:51:18.000 They don't have genitalia. 0.99

00:51:19.000 So it's actually kind of perfect because the Mr. can be any gender you want it to be.

00:51:24.000 But I guess that's not good enough.

00:51:25.000 You can't have the word Mr. You can't have the word Mrs. But let's focus more on killed cartoons because that interests me more.

00:51:32.000 It's more ridiculous somehow. 0.94

00:51:35.000 Let's start with Pepe Le Pieu. 0.69

00:51:38.000 Pepe Le Pieu is very important.

00:51:42.000 Pepe Le Pieu, and it's a shame we have to explain this to people.

00:51:46.000 If these characters didn't resonate with children, they would be canceled.

00:51:51.000 There's a lot of them that didn't really take off, like Sufferin Succotash or that sort of aristocratic cat who had the bow tie who was in the amazing race.

00:52:00.000 I remember him.

00:52:00.000 He's from like Louisville or something.

00:52:02.000 He had a straw hat.

00:52:03.000 No one really liked him.

00:52:04.000 He didn't go anywhere.

00:52:05.000 Captain Caveman resonated.

00:52:06.000 He did well.

00:52:07.000 And Pepe LePugh did well.

00:52:09.000 He was a love struck dude.

00:52:12.000 Children are not love struck, so they don't identify with him.

00:52:16.000 They thought it was funny.

00:52:17.000 I remember being a kid and seeing Pepe LePugh.

00:52:20.000 He doesn't represent you as a kid. 0.99

00:52:22.000 He represents those weird adults and the way they're so into chicks and it's so gay and ridiculous and funny. 1.00

00:52:28.000 So we look at that and it amuses us. 0.99

00:52:31.000 I think Pepe Le Pew represents your big brother. 1.00

00:52:34.000 And you see your big brother fawning over chicks and you go, what a loser. 0.99

00:52:37.000 She's probably not even interested in you. 0.99

00:52:39.000 So you see him.

00:52:40.000 Is there any video in this?

00:52:44.000 Yeah, she wasn't into it, which is how we would see things as kids.

00:52:49.000 We would see our big brothers having a sexual identity and sex was weird to us.

00:52:52.000 So we laughed it off.

00:52:54.000 Now, this is very similar to Missy Vaughan.

00:52:57.000 Missy Vaughan was a woman on Pee Wee's Playhouse. 1.00

00:53:00.000 What are you doing?

00:53:01.000 Oh, you're finding out Spepy Le Pew? 0.95

00:53:04.000 He was also a French person, and we always laughed at French people. 1.00

00:53:08.000 You got a notification there pissing me off. 0.97

00:53:17.000 Yeah, he was also a parody of Frenchman, and he reeked. 0.99

00:53:22.000 And we knew that she didn't like him. 0.60

00:53:23.000 Part of his incredible stench was part of it.

00:53:26.000 She wasn't a skunk.

00:53:27.000 She was a cat.

00:53:28.000 So it was a parody of romance.

00:53:30.000 It was a parody of how kids see adults, which is what you got with Missy Vaughan on Pee-Wee's Playhouse.

00:53:35.000 Missy Vaughn was a parody of how young people see adults.

00:53:40.000 Again, it's a shame I have to explain all this, but there was a method to the madness.

00:53:45.000 And I don't think this was premeditated. 0.95

00:53:47.000 I think these animators would just keep throwing shit at the wall and see what sticks. 0.99

00:53:50.000 And that stuck. 0.95

00:53:52.000 It was a hilarious parody of romance, which is something that us young people didn't understand, didn't get.

00:53:58.000 Now, there's times when they go too far.

00:54:00.000 Like in the new Croods movie, I'm not saying it should be banned, but in the new Croods movie, the teenage daughter with the frizzy hair, she's madly in love with this guy, and it's not ironic, and it's not a parody.

00:54:12.000 She genuinely is head over heels in love with him, and it's reciprocated.

00:54:16.000 That's romantic.

00:54:17.000 That's almost sexual.

00:54:18.000 And when my seven-year-old was watching it, he was watching it like this.

00:54:23.000 Whenever they would get romantic and she would get kissy-kissy with him, he would hide his face, put his face behind a pillow, because he didn't want to see that. 0.76

00:54:30.000 Now, it could mean that he's gay.

00:54:33.000 But I think he was seeing genuine romantic love.

00:54:36.000 There they are.

00:54:36.000 You see them for a second there facing each other?

00:54:38.000 Genuine romantic love.

00:54:40.000 And he didn't like that.

00:54:42.000 Now, kids are a little older, maybe 9, 10, 11, 12, especially girls who think they're developing crushes, but they're not really.

00:54:49.000 They develop these fake crushes. 0.99

00:54:51.000 That's another thing about kids is I remember when I was like 12 or 11, no, maybe even younger, maybe 10, inviting my friend's, my dad's friend's girlfriend to my birthday party because I wanted to fuck her, but not fuck her. 0.99

00:55:06.000 I just knew that I had emotions for her, but they weren't sexual yet. 0.98

00:55:10.000 I just knew she's pretty and I want her in my life.

00:55:12.000 So I invited her to my party.

00:55:14.000 Maybe I was even younger than that.

00:55:15.000 Anyway, so we do have these strange things.

00:55:19.000 We sort of know that we're probably going to be into that at some point, but we don't really understand it.

00:55:24.000 Anyway, it's all over the place.

00:55:26.000 And that's kind of the point of these cartoons is they play with these semblances of intuition that you have.

00:55:33.000 The crudes overdid it, and that doesn't matter.

00:55:35.000 The little kids just won't like it.

00:55:36.000 It's for like 11-year-olds.

00:55:38.000 It's not for seven-year-olds.

00:55:40.000 But Pepe LePew is for seven-year-olds. 0.99

00:55:43.000 It's just a fucking joke. 0.99

00:55:44.000 You're making fun of romance, which kids don't understand. 1.00

00:55:47.000 They don't get romance.

00:55:49.000 So it works to make fun of it. 1.00

00:55:52.000 So you fucked up, basically. 1.00

00:55:54.000 It's not rape apology. 1.00

00:55:55.000 It's not advocating for rape.

00:55:57.000 This is little...

00:55:58.000 Do you think little kids are going to grow up to be rapists because they saw Pepe Le Pew?

00:56:01.000 Pepe Le Pew is not successful.

00:56:03.000 They look down at Pepe Le Pew.

00:56:05.000 He bombed.

00:56:06.000 She doesn't like him.

00:56:07.000 He's not the cool guy.

00:56:09.000 He's the laughingstock.

00:56:11.000 So that's Pepe Le Pew done.

00:56:14.000 Speedy Gonzalez. 0.90

00:56:16.000 I read that one of the problems is he furthers a stereotype of the drunk lazy Mexican.

00:56:22.000 I don't remember ever seeing Speedy Gonzalez drunk.

00:56:25.000 Do you?

00:56:27.000 He was always on his game.

00:56:30.000 Very speedy guy.

00:56:31.000 Mexicans love him.

00:56:33.000 In fact, Fluffy, that big fat Mexican comedian, he did the voice for the new Space Jam.

00:56:39.000 I think he's been written out of the whole movie.

00:56:41.000 Gabriel Aglesias.

00:56:42.000 Gabriel Aglesias.

00:56:44.000 I think these characters have been written.

00:56:45.000 Well, not Pepe LePu was never in Space Jam, but it's possible Speedy Gonzalez was in Space Jam and he's out now.

00:56:54.000 What?

00:56:55.000 Maybe I'm mistaken.

00:56:56.000 I thought Pepe was.

00:56:57.000 Oh, yeah, maybe he is.

00:56:58.000 So have they redone Space Jam?

00:57:00.000 I guess I should know that before I do this informative video.

00:57:02.000 We'll get back to you on that in a second.

00:57:05.000 But yeah, this is just like the Braves and the Indians when they go, those are offensive to Indians, and they don't realize that in Arizona, lots of Native Americans, lots of American Indians name their kids the Braves and the Redskins. 0.99

00:57:18.000 They love that shit. 0.99

00:57:19.000 So you're being defensive on behalf of a group that doesn't give a shit and isn't asking you. 1.00

00:57:27.000 Look how fast Speedy Gonzalez is. 0.99

00:57:29.000 Andre, Andre, Arriba, Ariba.

00:57:31.000 I remember being a kid and seeing Speedy Gonzalez and thinking nothing remotely negative.

00:57:35.000 Look, the cat doesn't do well, but Speedy is running the show.

00:57:41.000 And Mexicans do wear big hats. 1.00

00:57:43.000 It's very sunny down there.

00:57:44.000 What's the issue here?

00:57:47.000 Oh, so he has been cut.

00:57:48.000 There we go.

00:57:49.000 LeBron cancels La Pew.

00:57:51.000 Looney Tune Skunk Pepe has been cut from the Space Jam sequel.

00:57:54.000 Isn't it already done?

00:57:55.000 Do they have to redo all the animation?

00:58:03.000 So Mexicans love him.

00:58:04.000 Fluffy, obviously, is really pissed off about Speedy being removed.

00:58:08.000 He's like, am I canceled now?

00:58:10.000 Because I did the voice?

00:58:11.000 Someone brought that up about Dr. Zeus, which we'll get to in a second.

00:58:14.000 You say he has six racist books, but the other, whatever, 30 are fine.

00:58:18.000 But isn't he a racist then?

00:58:20.000 And aren't you okaying books by a racist just because there's nothing racist in them?

00:58:24.000 Like if David Duke wrote a really cool children's book, would that be allowed?

00:58:28.000 You can't call him racist And then accept some of his books.

00:58:31.000 Or you can't say that book's racist, but he isn't. 0.98

00:58:34.000 That doesn't make any fucking sense. 0.95

00:58:36.000 Oh, who's this now? 0.98

00:58:38.000 This was the drumming.

00:58:40.000 Okay, but that's not Speedy Gonzalez.

00:58:42.000 Exactly.

00:58:43.000 That's a separate mouse.

00:58:46.000 And how is that a Mexican stereotype?

00:58:48.000 He has a bindle.

00:58:49.000 That's a white homeless person look.

00:58:53.000 Good word to learn, bindle. 0.99

00:59:03.000 Mexicans really known as lazy? 0.54

00:59:04.000 I'm not sure that's a stereotype.

00:59:07.000 Isn't the whole thing they do the jobs Americans won't do? 0.98

00:59:10.000 They're hardworking?

00:59:11.000 I'm not really familiar with the drunken...

00:59:14.000 Look, that guy's not drunk.

00:59:16.000 If anything, he's on speed.

00:59:18.000 Look, he's picking up drunks and taking them home back to his casa.

00:59:24.000 Anyway, I'd be drunk if I was in Mexico every day, wouldn't you? 1.00

00:59:29.000 Here's one.

00:59:30.000 The Lola bunny.

00:59:32.000 Too sexy.

00:59:35.000 Now, little boys like to play with exaggerations of men as far as toys go.

00:59:40.000 So they want wrestlers, they want super ripped muscular dudes, because that's kind of how they see themselves.

00:59:46.000 Or at least they go, when I become an adult, I'm going to look like the warrior. 0.98

00:59:49.000 I'm going to be fucking ripped. 0.97

00:59:52.000 And I'm one of the few cases where that actually turned out to be true. 0.99

00:59:55.000 I did become ripped as an adult.

00:59:57.000 But it's pretty rare, but it's the way kids think.

01:00:01.000 Young girls think I'm going to be unbelievably attractive when I'm older. 0.99

01:00:06.000 And yes, that includes having tits. 1.00

01:00:08.000 You're going to own tits when you're older. 1.00

01:00:10.000 Not here. 0.99

01:00:11.000 So just like we've brainwashed lesbians into cutting off their own tits to make them more masculine, we've now brainwashed Lola Bunny, who was an integral part of Space Jam, into cutting off her tits and then adding some bicycle shorts underneath maybe a tensor bandage for her sore arm, 1.00

01:00:27.000 make her more masculine. 0.99

01:00:28.000 Look, she's even got a ponytail. 1.00

01:00:30.000 Her hair is in a ponytail now.

01:00:34.000 Is that the original they have?

01:00:36.000 Is that the one that's too sexy?

01:00:41.000 I think Mike Meyer said that was every man's first boner was when Bugs Bunny was dressed as a woman and had lipstick on.

01:00:49.000 It wasn't mine, I said.

01:00:50.000 No.

01:00:51.000 I'm a little older than him, I guess.

01:00:53.000 Am I?

01:00:56.000 Hey, nice playing with you. 0.81

01:01:02.000 See, I remember this as a kid and not thinking anything sexual about it, just going, she's hot, and all the older men are into hot chicks. 0.93

01:01:12.000 We've seen that with our brothers and sort of our dads.

01:01:15.000 Our dads would buy Playboy.

01:01:17.000 This is what's really going on here in the case of Lola is the desexualization of men.

01:01:22.000 When I was a kid, it was totally normal for your dad, with your mom home and everything, to be reading Playboy on the Couch with a naked lady.

01:01:29.000 It's totally normal.

01:01:30.000 My dad read Penthouse.

01:01:32.000 That was fine. 0.92

01:01:32.000 Men were libidinous. 0.92

01:01:33.000 Men like to look at naked ladies. 1.00

01:01:35.000 We had hooters.

01:01:36.000 We still do, I guess.

01:01:37.000 But it wasn't particularly unusual.

01:01:40.000 You'd have a pin-up.

01:01:41.000 A mechanic's garage would be covered in pin-ups.

01:01:43.000 Now there's this weird sexless as a positive trait.

01:01:47.000 Like, have you noticed in movies with action heroes, like, say, The Terminator, where it's like, he's a robot, literally a robot, not interested.

01:01:54.000 Or they'll have some other guy who's getting hit on by a girl, like a Blade Runner type of guy.

01:01:59.000 He's getting hit on by a girl. 0.98

01:02:00.000 And where we used to have James Bond fucking everything that moves. 0.99

01:02:03.000 Now, the hero of the story is like, sorry, not interested. 1.00

01:02:07.000 Even Superman, who's come would probably rip through her head and kill her. 0.99

01:02:11.000 He had a chick. 0.99

01:02:12.000 He had Lois Lane.

01:02:13.000 Now it's just like the new Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, the new heroes, Jason Statham, are just not interested in chicks.

01:02:21.000 So they fawn over them and he's like, sorry, I gotta go.

01:02:24.000 I'm my own man.

01:02:24.000 And he disappears.

01:02:25.000 And we're like, cool, you didn't fuck her. 0.99

01:02:27.000 It's awesome not to be horny. 0.99

01:02:30.000 Anyway, that's a little off topic. 0.72

01:02:32.000 But there's this strange sort of emasculization, demanification of men.

01:02:39.000 And I think that includes making women less attractive. 1.00

01:02:42.000 This was not horny.

01:02:44.000 We were not objectifying her. 1.00

01:02:46.000 She was a pretty lady in a fucking cartoon. 1.00

01:02:49.000 All right, so that brings us to Dr. Zeus. 0.98

01:02:54.000 These are kind of hard to track down because what they do is they just say it's banned and they don't tell you why.

01:03:00.000 The National Post did a good job.

01:03:02.000 My old Canadian alma mater did a good job of showing these. 0.98

01:03:06.000 So I just thought we should go through them just so you can see the kind of shit that gets banned. 0.99

01:03:11.000 The things I just showed, like Lola Bunny was probably the strongest one and it was weak as shit. 0.99

01:03:18.000 But these are even more ridiculous. 0.99

01:03:21.000 So there's six books, at least. 0.98

01:03:23.000 Last time I checked, there was six.

01:03:24.000 It could be up to eight by now.

01:03:26.000 But they are, I'll do them in order.

01:03:29.000 There's, of course, and to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street.

01:03:32.000 Now, here's the thing about Dr. Zeus.

01:03:33.000 He's totally phantasmagoric.

01:03:36.000 It is a wild, kooky universe where up is down and down is up and nothing makes sense.

01:03:43.000 So it doesn't exist.

01:03:45.000 Now, just like Star Wars, you see things in there where you go, oh, that's supposed to be Chinese people, or that's supposed to be this group, or that's supposed to be that group.

01:03:52.000 Not really.

01:03:53.000 Not in this context.

01:03:54.000 It's a crazy universe.

01:03:56.000 Even when they call a Chinaman a Chinaman, he's not really a Chinaman. 0.88

01:04:00.000 He's riding on a Lorax.

01:04:02.000 He's flying through the air on a magic carpet.

01:04:04.000 It's all a weird exaggeration of other cultures.

01:04:07.000 So the problem with and to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street is this Chinese man who eats with sticks. 1.00

01:04:18.000 Where'd you go?

01:04:21.000 No, that's not it.

01:04:22.000 No, it's at the top.

01:04:25.000 Yeah, that's the first picture.

01:04:26.000 So you see him in the bottom left there?

01:04:28.000 This guy.

01:04:29.000 Now he was called a Chinaman, and now he's a Chinese man.

01:04:33.000 He was yellow, but now he's white, which is less accurate. 0.99

01:04:40.000 I'll tell you what, I used to date this girl named Jackie, and I put her ass on a scanner. 1.00

01:04:45.000 This is back when we did Vice. 0.97

01:04:47.000 And it was going to be the backdrop, just one butt cheek, the backdrop to an article, and you wouldn't know what it was.

01:04:52.000 I'm sorry to say, it came out yellow.

01:04:56.000 It's possible they are more yellow-ish.

01:04:59.000 Possible.

01:05:00.000 Anyway, and she was Chinese. 0.87

01:05:04.000 So I guess the only problem you could argue here is that these wooden sandals tend to be Japanese, not Chinese.

01:05:12.000 But I bet they do have them in China too.

01:05:14.000 Chinese people do eat with sticks.

01:05:16.000 And at the turn of the century, the 19th century, they did dress like this.

01:05:20.000 They did have these exact clothes.

01:05:22.000 And they did have funny hats.

01:05:24.000 What's the issue here?

01:05:25.000 Also, this is a crazy world.

01:05:27.000 Look at this thing.

01:05:28.000 What is this?

01:05:29.000 What's on this giraffe's head?

01:05:31.000 So someone from another dimension showed up here.

01:05:34.000 This is more like the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or something at a Monty Python.

01:05:38.000 So you can't call it racist in that sense because this is a magical world.

01:05:43.000 Anyway, that's one of the worst ones in giant quotation marks.

01:05:47.000 So that's the end of, and to think I saw it on Mulberry Street.

01:05:50.000 Then we have If I Ran the Zoo.

01:05:57.000 There was more Chinaman there.

01:05:58.000 Yeah, so this is If I Ran the Zoo.

01:06:00.000 No, you had it.

01:06:03.000 So we have these Africans, and they have a... 1.00

01:06:06.000 It's funny that they cropped this because these African dudes have a bird that's head is like as tall as a building. 1.00

01:06:14.000 In other words, something that doesn't exist, an exaggeration of a long-necked bird.

01:06:18.000 So these guys, they do have pronounced lips. 0.80

01:06:21.000 They are very dark black for Africans.

01:06:23.000 This is considered a very gauche way to depict Africans.

01:06:26.000 I'm not 100% positive why, but that's the end of this book.

01:06:31.000 This book also contains these Asian men.

01:06:34.000 We can call these Japanese. 0.93

01:06:36.000 It doesn't say Chinese anywhere.

01:06:37.000 So what's the issue here?

01:06:39.000 Like, Japanese men did wear shoes like this.

01:06:41.000 They did wear shirts like this.

01:06:43.000 Like, am I allowed to draw in?

01:06:45.000 I would argue that Dr. Zeus brought more diversity to kids and made them more curious about other cultures.

01:06:50.000 He was obviously a very world-traveled dude.

01:06:54.000 And then finally, this.

01:06:57.000 It's a Russian.

01:06:58.000 They did wear hats like that and jackets like that and have big beards.

01:07:02.000 Ever heard of Russ Putin? 0.99

01:07:03.000 What the fuck's the problem here? 0.99

01:07:06.000 First of all, it's a cartoon. 1.00

01:07:07.000 It's a crazy universe.

01:07:10.000 And it's inspired by real stories. 0.99

01:07:12.000 And Russians really, like, what the fuck is the problem here? 1.00

01:07:15.000 This is what scares me about this, and it's why I'm doing this green screen. 0.98

01:07:19.000 No one's asking why.

01:07:21.000 No one's asking what specifically the crimes were.

01:07:23.000 They just go, oh, that's banned?

01:07:25.000 Yeah, it makes sense.

01:07:26.000 And then they'll show you some war propaganda from World War II where a Japanese man is depicted like this next to Hitler.

01:07:33.000 Everyone was doing that.

01:07:34.000 You should see the way the Japanese drew us. 1.00

01:07:36.000 We were dogs and snakes and disgusting animals because other countries are correct in assuming that animals are losers. 0.97

01:07:43.000 When they depict something negative, they depict it as an animal.

01:07:46.000 We didn't come out real good in their propaganda either.

01:07:49.000 That's what wartime propaganda is.

01:07:52.000 You got something there?

01:07:54.000 Oh, that's us drawing them, yeah.

01:07:57.000 Open trap, make a happy Jap. 1.00

01:08:00.000 But they did it for us, too.

01:08:01.000 That's just the way it is.

01:08:04.000 So I guess in that last book, you have a case with the Africans. 0.99

01:08:11.000 Sort of.

01:08:12.000 That's about it, though.

01:08:14.000 Like, you're just not allowed to depict Asians, even if it's accurate. 1.00

01:08:18.000 Okay? 0.67

01:08:18.000 Let's bury them under the rug. 0.67

01:08:22.000 Also, if I ran the zoo has an Arab portrayed. 0.98

01:08:26.000 That's right below that, Ryan.

01:08:30.000 Oh, there's the Africans I told you about.

01:08:31.000 And then there's the Arab. 0.99

01:08:33.000 What's the issue here?

01:08:34.000 They do ride camels.

01:08:36.000 They do have turbans on.

01:08:38.000 And this isn't even really a camel.

01:08:39.000 It's a crazy exaggeration.

01:08:41.000 And I know why he drew camels all the time.

01:08:43.000 They're fun to draw, especially when you don't have to get the legs right.

01:08:47.000 So help me out here. 0.96

01:08:50.000 What the fuck is the problem with this drawing? 0.99

01:08:54.000 It's getting to the point where it's racist. 1.00

01:08:56.000 Like, I don't want to see Arabs. 1.00

01:08:58.000 You know, there was these Norwegian death metal white nationalists who don't like rock music because guitars are for the N-words. 0.50

01:09:08.000 And so they would only play keyboards.

01:09:10.000 So they ended up getting more into like traditional Austrian classical music because that was more authentically white. 0.96

01:09:16.000 And they didn't want to be impeded by any other disgusting filth cultures. 1.00

01:09:21.000 Isn't that where we're getting at with these people? 0.96

01:09:24.000 Like, I don't even want to see an Arab on a camel, no matter how accurate it is. 1.00

01:09:27.000 Just get it out of here.

01:09:28.000 Isn't that what they're doing? 0.94

01:09:30.000 They're becoming fierce white nationalists.

01:09:35.000 Then this one was really tough to find.

01:09:38.000 Took me a while.

01:09:40.000 Mick Ellie Goth's Pool.

01:09:43.000 I'd never seen this book before.

01:09:44.000 It looks kind of cool.

01:09:45.000 I want to buy it for my kids.

01:09:46.000 I guess I'll get it on eBay for $100.

01:09:51.000 Am I getting everything?

01:09:52.000 Yeah.

01:09:53.000 Yeah.

01:09:53.000 Okay, here's the problem with this one.

01:09:55.000 Scroll down.

01:09:58.000 No, no.

01:10:01.000 Oh, that might be...

01:10:02.000 Yeah, there they are.

01:10:03.000 This is the problem with McGelliot's pool.

01:10:05.000 There's fish called Eskimo fish.

01:10:08.000 Are we positive Eskimo is a bad word? 0.82

01:10:11.000 Do Eskimos even mind it?

01:10:12.000 I know you're supposed to say Inuit, but I don't think it's quite reached N-word proportions.

01:10:17.000 I think if you called an Eskimo an Eskimo, I think they would smile. 1.00

01:10:21.000 I'm not positive.

01:10:22.000 I don't know any, nor do you, nor does anyone.

01:10:25.000 They live at the top of the world.

01:10:28.000 But this is offensive, Eskimo fish.

01:10:31.000 Can't you just change the word in future prints and call them Inuit fish?

01:10:37.000 Or can't we accept that books from a long time ago use old-fashioned terms?

01:10:42.000 You know, old?

01:10:44.000 I'm starting to turn like John Mulaney.

01:10:46.000 Old-fashioned books are old, you know, as in old?

01:10:54.000 On Beyond Zebra is the...

01:10:57.000 So the books we have that are bander.

01:10:58.000 And to think that I saw it on Mulberry Street, one, two, if I ran the zoo, three, McElliot's Pool, four, On Beyond Zebra.

01:11:05.000 And the problem with On Beyond Zebra is this guy.

01:11:10.000 Nazim of Bazim. 0.77

01:11:13.000 And he's riding a camel.

01:11:14.000 A fantastical camel that's not real.

01:11:16.000 Surely when something is not real, doesn't it leave the books of offensiveness?

01:11:21.000 Don't you have to be of earth to be offensive?

01:11:24.000 This creature doesn't exist. 0.99

01:11:26.000 No one hangs an umbrella on one of the many reindeer Fucking things that are on a weird camel that has normal furry legs. 0.97

01:11:36.000 How is this a problem? 0.98

01:11:38.000 And we warned you, by the way, when Biden was elected, when we got, when Trump stopped, we go, this is going to be bad.

01:11:44.000 It's going to be bad for everything.

01:11:45.000 It's going to be bad for taxes.

01:11:46.000 It's going to be bad for the economy. 0.99

01:11:47.000 We're going to hear about all this green New Deal shit. 1.00

01:11:50.000 But the culture wars is going to get it real bad. 0.99

01:11:52.000 And it's going to start affecting your life.

01:11:55.000 And it did.

01:11:56.000 We got these trannies taking over women's sports. 1.00

01:12:00.000 And now we have your children's books being pulled from the shelves.

01:12:04.000 So your children can't enjoy one of the most popular authors of all time, Michelle and Barack Obama's favorite children's author.

01:12:10.000 They were obsessed with him.

01:12:11.000 They raised their kids in a Dr. Zeus, almost exclusively a Dr. Zeus zone.

01:12:18.000 She would have the cat in the hat join her at readings.

01:12:21.000 Okay, so now we have on Beyond Zebra.

01:12:27.000 One, two, three, four, five.

01:12:31.000 Wait, I got a bunch here.

01:12:33.000 One, two, three, four, five, six.

01:12:37.000 Yeah, six.

01:12:39.000 So we're up to number four, I guess, on Beyond Zebra.

01:12:42.000 And the problem with this...

01:12:43.000 No, we just did On Beyond Zebra.

01:12:45.000 And the problem with that was Nazim of Bazim. 0.92

01:12:48.000 Now number five, Scrambled Egg Super.

01:12:51.000 And this is the problem with that.

01:12:53.000 That's not Scrambled Egg Super dummy.

01:12:54.000 That's an old propaganda picture.

01:12:56.000 Go up. 0.98

01:12:58.000 And you're allowed to have propaganda during a world war where everyone is fucking dying and you're desperately trying to... 0.99

01:13:03.000 There we go. 0.99

01:13:04.000 This is from Scrambled Egg Super.

01:13:07.000 And don't think there's any magic answer in the text.

01:13:10.000 The text is all about getting some rare egg.

01:13:13.000 The problem with this is that these guys look sort of like Eskimos because they have these fur parkas on.

01:13:20.000 People in the Arctic wear fur parkas.

01:13:24.000 I apologize. 0.99

01:13:25.000 What the fuck is going on here? 0.98

01:13:28.000 So I get that you think Eskimo is a bad word. 1.00

01:13:30.000 I understand that. 0.99

01:13:31.000 But now anyone who dresses like an Eskimo, which you have to do when you're that cold, you have to put on a fucking woolly parka. 0.99

01:13:39.000 That's banned. 0.99

01:13:41.000 Just like the Arab on the camel. 1.00

01:13:43.000 Like I understand if you said these Arabs are retarded, they tend to marry their first cousins. 1.00

01:13:47.000 And so you have a bunch of cross-eyed dweebs on a camel. 1.00

01:13:50.000 Okay, I get you.

01:13:51.000 That's offensive.

01:13:52.000 But just to say people in the Middle East ride camels, you may want to check it with the Middle East before you say that's a myth.

01:13:59.000 And as far as being in the Arctic and wearing animal skins as a parka, they do. 0.98

01:14:06.000 They're now on the same level as Muhammad as far as drawability goes. 1.00

01:14:10.000 Yeah, good point.

01:14:11.000 We're getting to this, the Muhammad cartoons. 0.95

01:14:14.000 We are as offended as Muslims. 0.69

01:14:17.000 We're going to attack Charlie Ebdo. 0.96

01:14:19.000 Yeah, they attack Charlie Ebdo.

01:14:20.000 We attack Dr. Zeus.

01:14:21.000 Are we getting different?

01:14:22.000 We're just as fundamental. 0.99

01:14:24.000 Only they killed him. 0.88

01:14:25.000 We just metaphorically killed him.

01:14:28.000 And then the last one is The Cat's Quizzer.

01:14:30.000 This was really hard to find because it's a very rare book.

01:14:33.000 But I found some disturbing weirdo nerd who reminds me of that guy who does videos with the severely handicapped where he's all smiley. 0.99

01:14:42.000 Hi, I'm with someone with no eyes.

01:14:44.000 Remember that guy?

01:14:45.000 I'm with someone who is autistic.

01:14:47.000 I'm with someone who's a severe burn victim.

01:14:50.000 Remember him?

01:14:51.000 The handsome beta male?

01:14:53.000 And then he's with a dude who was kind of cool.

01:14:55.000 Yeah, skater. 0.99

01:14:56.000 He just had no lower body.

01:14:58.000 So his body ended at his hips.

01:15:00.000 And all of a sudden, he wasn't so smiley because he wasn't able to dominate the person.

01:15:05.000 The guy with no lower legs, no lower body, said, how are you doing?

01:15:09.000 Like, what makes you want to do this?

01:15:10.000 And started asking him questions.

01:15:11.000 And he went, I don't know what's going on. 0.99

01:15:15.000 I sort of like lording over my coolness over these handicapped people, but you're kind of calling me out on some shit. 0.99

01:15:23.000 He likes to, there we go. 0.99

01:15:25.000 He likes to be the magnanimous one who is willing to talk to these freaks.

01:15:35.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:15:36.000 That's unfathomably bad burn there.

01:15:45.000 In this scrambled egg book, one of the offensive lines is right there.

01:15:50.000 Did the Japanese eat with pogo sticks or jawsticks?

01:15:54.000 Now, again, this is a book that has questions like, what was George Washington's favorite TV show?

01:16:00.000 Every single question in it is absolutely absurd.

01:16:03.000 There's answers at the back of the book, but the answers are like, I don't know, neither.

01:16:08.000 He didn't watch TV.

01:16:09.000 None of them are real questions.

01:16:12.000 It's a quiz for your cat.

01:16:14.000 Look at these questions.

01:16:15.000 Which walks farther?

01:16:17.000 I can't read that, but you get the idea.

01:16:19.000 So do Japanese eat with? 0.89

01:16:21.000 And then he didn't even say chopsticks.

01:16:23.000 He said pogo sticks or jawsticks. 0.98

01:16:26.000 Ridiculous question. 0.91

01:16:27.000 Totally irrelevant. 0.97

01:16:28.000 Should be off the books.

01:16:31.000 And then, yeah.

01:16:35.000 So that's the facts of all this.

01:16:39.000 No, Joe Biden didn't get a gun, go to Dr. Zeus' house or the cat in the hat's house.

01:16:45.000 He did not assassinate them.

01:16:46.000 No one thinks that, you simpletons. 0.85

01:16:48.000 But you are killing cartoons, and that's what political correctness does. 0.81

01:16:52.000 It kills fun.

01:16:54.000 It kills color.

01:16:56.000 It kills joy.

01:16:57.000 It's killing our children's childhood. 1.00

01:17:00.000 This is why we have to fight for Lola's tits and for Pepe LePugh's farts and for all of these ridiculous made-up kookylands. 1.00

01:17:09.000 Because that's what makes childhood fun and it's what makes America America. 0.99

01:17:13.000 We're colorful. 0.99

01:17:14.000 We're ridiculous. 0.99

01:17:15.000 We're loud. 0.99

01:17:16.000 Let's enjoy it.

01:17:30.000 So yeah.

01:17:33.000 These things have been written out of Space Jam.

01:17:38.000 At the behest of LeBron James, right?

01:17:42.000 That's what it says.

01:17:43.000 Unless they're just saying his thing.

01:17:46.000 They're like, you know. 0.99

01:17:48.000 Well, I don't believe for a second LeBron James is coming up with his own shit, even when he says, me, I have a BLT. 0.99

01:17:54.000 But then this is LeBron, cancel. 0.99

01:17:56.000 Yeah.

01:17:56.000 LeBron's told to cancel LePew.

01:17:59.000 So were they done?

01:18:02.000 Like, where were they in the creation of the movie?

01:18:07.000 These big budget animations, it's not easy to just sort of delete a guy.

01:18:11.000 Well, isn't it coming out soon?

01:18:12.000 For July 16th?

01:18:13.000 They might be.

01:18:14.000 I mean, I figured you'd be done with the movie if you're going to release it in July 1st.

01:18:17.000 Yeah.

01:18:18.000 Yeah.

01:18:19.000 I feel like that's the thing where like...

01:18:21.000 Let's have a look at Charles M. Blow.

01:18:22.000 This is the kind of guy that's offended by Pepe Le Pue.

01:18:28.000 Black Pala Manifesto.

01:18:31.000 Wow, that's his beard. 0.98

01:18:34.000 He is a rape not apologist. 0.97

01:18:37.000 True.

01:18:37.000 I wonder what his favorite music is.

01:18:39.000 Wait, go back?

01:18:41.000 Author of The Devil You Know.

01:18:44.000 I have a funny feeling that's an allusion to white males. 0.62

01:18:51.000 What do you think?

01:18:53.000 Yo, if that's the way you want to take it, that's the way you want to take it.

01:18:59.000 Okay.

01:19:01.000 If you never had a twins, you wouldn't understand.

01:19:03.000 Okay, there's just up to semantics.

01:19:05.000 He's trying to make himself seem like a sweetheart there.

01:19:07.000 Jet magazine.

01:19:09.000 Jet magazine is still growing?

01:19:11.000 When I think of Jet Magazine, I think of Martin Luther King.

01:19:16.000 Oh, they are talking about that.

01:19:17.000 It is that old.

01:19:18.000 Okay, sorry.

01:19:21.000 Let's have a brief look at COVID.

01:19:24.000 I've only got two things there.

01:19:26.000 But the elephant in the room is rearing its ugly head.

01:19:31.000 Your language requires a paintbrush to write. 1.00

01:19:33.000 Your language sucks. 1.00

01:19:35.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:19:38.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

01:19:39.000 Chinese vibrance comes from China. 1.00

01:19:45.000 Two, three, we're fat. 0.93

01:19:47.000 This is the problem.

01:19:48.000 This is why we had such a fat, bad death rate.

01:19:50.000 As I pointed out last week, I think it was.

01:19:52.000 Maybe it was Monday.

01:19:53.000 No, it was last week.

01:19:55.000 Well, whenever I had the yellow jacket on, you see, you're remembering with clothes.

01:19:59.000 Could be potentially because the virus mutated is more infectious, but it's less fatal.

01:20:03.000 Could be, but who the hell knows what is really going on here anymore with all the lying going on?

01:20:07.000 That would be fat shaming.

01:20:09.000 Obesity and COVID is the elephant in the room.

01:20:12.000 Always has been.

01:20:13.000 And then go to 2-4. 0.99

01:20:15.000 Fucking 2-4. 1.00

01:20:16.000 Fucking got a 2-4 under her arm. 1.00

01:20:18.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:20:21.000 This is huge. 1.00

01:20:23.000 I apologize if we've already brought this up, but how important is this graph?

01:20:30.000 Now, I showed you a graph the other day where mortality was going down, down, down, from cave days till 2010.

01:20:41.000 And then all of a sudden it was going back up.

01:20:43.000 And we were dying, having shorter lives than our fathers.

01:20:47.000 Why? 0.99

01:20:48.000 Because of fat people. 0.61

01:20:50.000 Fat people stopped a 200,000 year long trend of people living older than their fathers.

01:20:57.000 They ended that in 2010 with their self-indulgence. 1.00

01:21:02.000 And that's why so many Americans fucking die. 0.99

01:21:04.000 How many times have you seen articles in the Daily Mail where they go, teacher with no previous conditions passes away? 1.00

01:21:10.000 She's fucking giant. 1.00

01:21:11.000 You know the bitch that had that sign at my birthday party? 1.00

01:21:14.000 Chrissy? 1.00

01:21:15.000 She's holding up a sign by the highway.

01:21:18.000 It's not the highway, but it's a very busy road.

01:21:20.000 And it says, hey, white people, racism is not ours to fix. 0.99

01:21:25.000 Don't ask black people to help you. 1.00

01:21:27.000 No, sorry. 1.00

01:21:27.000 Hey, white people, don't ask black people for help dealing with racism. 1.00

01:21:32.000 This is our problem, and we have to fix it. 0.99

01:21:34.000 That was on a cardboard sign.

01:21:36.000 Black ink on cardboard.

01:21:38.000 Cars are whipping by.

01:21:39.000 They got to read an essay.

01:21:41.000 It should just say, racism equals our problem.

01:21:45.000 Everyone in the neighborhood's white. 0.88

01:21:46.000 They'll get it.

01:21:47.000 Anyway, yesterday she was screaming at my buddy Bill, who's outside smoking a cigarette.

01:21:52.000 You know what she's screaming at him? 1.00

01:21:54.000 Fuck you. 1.00

01:21:55.000 He's like, what? 1.00

01:21:57.000 She goes, she's a teacher, an art teacher. 1.00

01:21:59.000 She goes, fuck you for wanting us to go back to school. 1.00

01:22:02.000 We're vulnerable. 1.00

01:22:03.000 We'll die. 1.00

01:22:03.000 She's fat. 1.00

01:22:04.000 The wheel? 0.99

01:22:06.000 Yeah, we will.

01:22:07.000 Her?

01:22:08.000 Yeah.

01:22:08.000 She's not going to school.

01:22:09.000 No, but we want teachers to go back to school. 1.00

01:22:12.000 And Bill goes, I don't really have an opinion about teachers going back to school.

01:22:16.000 My kids are in college now.

01:22:21.000 So that's her screaming her head off. 1.00

01:22:24.000 But she's right.

01:22:25.000 She is vulnerable. 1.00

01:22:26.000 She's a fat fucking pig. 1.00

01:22:27.000 Go back to that chart. 1.00

01:22:29.000 So here's who doesn't have a problem with COVID deaths.

01:22:33.000 Qatar, New Zealand, Iceland, Malaysia, Gambia, Vietnam.

01:22:37.000 What do all those people eat?

01:22:39.000 Well.

01:22:42.000 Fewer than 10 COVID deaths per 100,000. 1.00

01:22:45.000 Now let's look at the fat asses. 1.00

01:22:48.000 In all of the countries with over 100 COVID deaths per 100K, more than half of all adults are overweight. 1.00

01:22:55.000 And here we have the US, UK.

01:22:58.000 I didn't know Belgium was such a chubster. 1.00

01:23:00.000 Maybe it's all that fried fish and fries.

01:23:03.000 They invented French fries, I believe.

01:23:05.000 And then Slovenia.

01:23:07.000 How'd Slovenia get so fat? 1.00

01:23:08.000 I guess because it's so shitty there that you just sit inside and eat potatoes and drink vodka. 0.96

01:23:13.000 But yeah, that chart says everything. 0.99

01:23:15.000 And you can't, you know, one of the things, the elephant in the room with the elephant in the room is you're not allowed to talk about fat, disgusting pigs on mainstream news because they're your bread and butter. 1.00

01:23:26.000 And I can't tell you how many times I was at Fox and I was like, well, the problem is all these fat asses. 1.00

01:23:30.000 And Greg Gutfeld or the producers at Red Eye or Hannity's producers would say, yeah, don't shit on fat people. 1.00

01:23:40.000 They're our bread and butter and we literally can't afford it. 0.99

01:23:45.000 Okay, so I may not mention an important part on this news program involving fat people because they pay your bills.

01:23:52.000 Just like you don't see them criticizing pharmaceutical companies that release oxy into our children's lives because they tend to pay the bills.

01:24:01.000 That's why you can't trust mainstream news.

01:24:06.000 So that's all I got for COVID.

01:24:10.000 Let's make this a short show because yesterday was three hours and I know you're not even done watching that.

01:24:15.000 Whoa, let's dive into the mailbag. 0.98

01:24:19.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

01:24:23.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag. 1.00

01:24:29.000 Let me touch it. 1.00

01:24:34.000 Ryan, fuck off, your father is dead. 1.00

01:24:39.000 That's not true. 1.00

01:24:44.000 This is one of these guys who sends in letters on a reg base.

01:24:49.000 Okay, since yesterday, we have to say a hundred emails.

01:24:57.000 Hey guys, I know you've seen all the videos out there, but I want to make sure you did not skip over this one.

01:25:00.000 One of the greatest things that come out of Indian television.

01:25:03.000 Hope you enjoy.

01:25:04.000 And this is from Rich.

01:25:05.000 Your little burp helped that impression.

01:25:07.000 Hope you're on guard.

01:25:13.000 Are you sure?

01:25:16.000 Ancient news, dude.

01:25:18.000 Ancient news.

01:25:21.000 But we have to show it. 0.56

01:25:23.000 She slaps them.

01:25:24.000 Are you in some sort of a time capsule?

01:25:27.000 Time capsule?

01:25:29.000 What is it with those faces?

01:25:30.000 What are you doing?

01:25:32.000 What is that?

01:25:35.000 These guys don't have tongues?

01:25:37.000 No, really, they can't talk.

01:25:38.000 I can't hear it all.

01:25:39.000 Wanna say something?

01:25:40.000 No.

01:25:41.000 Kiyo. 0.98

01:25:42.000 They keep her gay. 1.00

01:25:45.000 Have you shat yourself up from me? 0.99

01:25:48.000 He hasn't shot himself. 0.92

01:25:49.000 There's no road there.

01:25:51.000 She's kind of a sand show. 1.00

01:25:53.000 Life in them.

01:25:54.000 I'm telling you guys something, you'll have absolutely no reaction.

01:25:58.000 Well, you have a hairy lower back.

01:26:00.000 I guess I'm done over here.

01:26:01.000 Thanks, guys.

01:26:03.000 Uh, Isha, I think to win challenges, there's not one word coming out of their mouth.

01:26:21.000 How can you slap?

01:26:22.000 How can you slap?

01:26:24.000 How can she slap? 1.00

01:26:26.000 How can she slap me? 0.99

01:26:33.000 I think she's slap. 0.99

01:26:34.000 Okay, that's really an old fucking meme, dude. 0.99

01:26:38.000 Old video, we've all seen it. 0.98

01:26:39.000 Gavin and Rygai, tell me what you think.

01:26:42.000 Welcome to the meeting. 0.99

01:26:43.000 What, I gotta watch a whole fucking Q ⁇ A with Jordan Peterson and his daughter? 0.99

01:26:48.000 Imagine we did, and then that's an hour. 0.99

01:26:50.000 It's okay.

01:26:52.000 Yeah, it's pretty good.

01:26:52.000 It'd be a fun prank.

01:26:53.000 God, she is effing attractive, isn't she? 1.00

01:26:56.000 Do you call an Indian smoke show a sand show? 0.94

01:26:59.000 Where's that race? 0.97

01:27:00.000 Tell me what you think.

01:27:00.000 Here's an hour-long video.

01:27:03.000 What? 1.00

01:27:03.000 Are you retarded? 1.00

01:27:05.000 Possible Jordan Peterson drop, but no time stamp. 1.00

01:27:09.000 There's no time stamp.

01:27:10.000 Just check it out.

01:27:11.000 The whole thing could be a one-hour timestamp.

01:27:16.000 Hey, man, here are some banners I made.

01:27:19.000 Can we update them?

01:27:20.000 Wait, that's from me.

01:27:21.000 Oh, okay.

01:27:22.000 I forwarded it.

01:27:24.000 Why is that in the mailbag?

01:27:26.000 Yeah, that is peculiar.

01:27:28.000 I don't know.

01:27:28.000 I forwarded it to the proper channels.

01:27:30.000 Yeah, what the fuck? 0.99

01:27:31.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:27:33.000 Okay, there's from Mark.

01:27:35.000 An open inquiry to Clown World, dear Gavin's mail bag.

01:27:38.000 I bring to you another prime example of the abundant cognitive dissonance that exists within the left.

01:27:43.000 Here, a white male equates a legitimate threat of a church shooter with the invisible threat of COVID-19.

01:27:49.000 The real problem is he fails to realize that he wants to force the protection of his mask upon all, while the gun owner, again, simply wants to make his own choice to protect himself.

01:27:57.000 These people have no self-awareness.

01:28:02.000 Wait, is that the whole cartoon?

01:28:05.000 What's that got to do with COVID?

01:28:07.000 Today a guy who carries a gun to church told me I'm living in fear because I wear a mask.

01:28:12.000 Today a guy who carries a gun to church...

01:28:14.000 Yeah.

01:28:18.000 True?

01:28:19.000 Guns are effective, masks are not, so...

01:28:22.000 Yeah, guns work. 0.99

01:28:24.000 You're basically just wearing like a little, I don't know, like a dream catcher around your face.

01:28:31.000 Hey, Mr. McKinnis and Ryan, Yang will do just fine with the Jews. 1.00

01:28:36.000 Don't worry about circumcision. 0.81

01:28:39.000 And then he sends us this.

01:28:41.000 Mayor says he approves of yeshiva education.

01:28:44.000 Who would not approve of yeshiva education?

01:28:47.000 I don't care what you do.

01:28:49.000 Also, what is the deal with American Jews? 0.99

01:28:51.000 Why are they so immasculine and even more self-hating than most liberal whites? 0.97

01:28:55.000 My grandpa is an ex-Marine and 40-year veteran of the NYPD, and tons of Jews of his generation were soldiers, boxers, cops.

01:29:01.000 A friend of his arrested Lenny Bruce one time, and overall tough guys. 0.98

01:29:05.000 But now it's like Jews are the worst of the worst in America. 1.00

01:29:07.000 It seems that wherever there's some crazy ultra-left movement, it's being led by Jews, and all Jews in public are freaking wimpy beta male losers. 0.99

01:29:15.000 What happened to Jews like Barney Ross, Elvis, and Barry Goldwater, the father of modern conservatism? 0.99

01:29:21.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:29:22.000 Well, I'd say men in general have taken it down a notch when it comes to masculinity. 1.00

01:29:29.000 Both of you need to stop bickering at the end of every show and just fuck or break up. 0.99

01:29:34.000 Do we bicker at the end? 1.00

01:29:35.000 No, and we damn sure don't fuck. 1.00

01:29:38.000 Ryan, you're a lazy fuck with a promising media career being handed to you on a silver platter. 1.00

01:29:41.000 Do something with it, fuck. 1.00

01:29:43.000 I already have the media career. 0.99

01:29:45.000 Hey, Ryan and Gavin, there's nothing wrong with questioning science about dinosaurs, but you have to actually ask the questions and read about them, not just keep repeating, I don't know.

01:29:52.000 I volunteer at my local science museum and teach the public about dinos.

01:29:55.000 I also have done paleontological work with their lab.

01:29:59.000 I hold public Q ⁇ A's about these topics.

01:30:01.000 I'm free to answer any questions you may have.

01:30:03.000 I'm happy to provide insight on these topics.

01:30:06.000 P.S. I'm a Catholic and find no biblical conflict with ancient earth and dinosaurs.

01:30:10.000 Ian.

01:30:11.000 Interesting.

01:30:12.000 Does that interest you, Ryan?

01:30:13.000 That's interesting.

01:30:14.000 No, it won't.

01:30:15.000 You completely forget about this the second we leave.

01:30:18.000 What up, Gavin? 0.92

01:30:19.000 Ryigai, I work as a merchant mariner here in Hawaii, and we have a saying, it's not gay if you're underway. 0.98

01:30:24.000 Meaning, as long as you're aboard a ship and at sea, it's all good. 0.99

01:30:27.000 This fucking homo on TikTok sums it up perfectly. 1.00

01:30:30.000 Do you know that straight men can have sex with men and not be gay? 1.00

01:30:34.000 Oh, they can. 0.98

01:30:36.000 My first few videos were about straight men having gay sex, and I'm getting activity again in comments that people don't understand that straight men can be attracted to the sex act, but not to the man. 0.97

01:30:48.000 Straight men having sex with men doesn't cancel somebody's heterosexuality any more than a straight woman having sex with a woman cancels her sexuality. 0.97

01:30:57.000 No, and it's a profide erasure either. 0.99

01:31:00.000 Please don't say that.

01:31:01.000 Bisexual men are attracted to both men and women to different degrees. 0.68

01:31:05.000 Straight men are not attracted to men, they're attracted to the sex with men. 0.88

01:31:10.000 Could some of these men be gay or bisexual? 0.99

01:31:13.000 Absolutely.

01:31:14.000 But that comes over time, and that's a trajectory that only they can be in touch with to figure that out.

01:31:20.000 Not the therapist and not anyone else.

01:31:22.000 So before you leave comments, please watch my earlier video.

01:31:26.000 Read my books, Google me. 0.99

01:31:27.000 Fags. 1.00

01:31:28.000 He's a fag. 1.00

01:31:31.000 Yeah, women can have gay sex because they're just kidding. 1.00

01:31:35.000 And women are beautiful. 1.00

01:31:37.000 And it's not real.

01:31:38.000 They're actually just showing off to a dude.

01:31:40.000 Women don't sit alone. 1.00

01:31:42.000 They can go on vacation together and not fucking 69 the whole time. 0.99

01:31:45.000 The only time they 69 is to when they're wasted when they're young and they're at some party and they're trying to turn on their boyfriend. 0.98

01:31:53.000 It's all an act. 1.00

01:31:56.000 And if you think it's okay to suck a dick, you're okay. 1.00

01:32:03.000 I mean, do we have to explain this shit? 1.00

01:32:07.000 This is the weird thing about 2021. 1.00

01:32:09.000 You have to say things like, if you eat out a guy's ass, you're probably a fag. 1.00

01:32:15.000 Did we even discuss the New York Post today? 1.00

01:32:17.000 I don't think so.

01:32:17.000 No.

01:32:18.000 Drama Queen, it's more that Megan Markle stuff.

01:32:21.000 There's our piece, our green screen on the space slam.

01:32:24.000 Megan Markle, no one cares.

01:32:29.000 Assembly Republicans plan impeachment push on Cuomo.

01:32:32.000 That's fantastic.

01:32:33.000 I mean, it's basically yesterday's, literally yesterday's news.

01:32:39.000 Migrant and COV surge. 0.99

01:32:41.000 Oh, Naked Cowboy was arrested in Florida, but I think it's because they weren't used to that kind of panhandler.

01:32:46.000 It's not like he was doing meth down there.

01:32:49.000 Did he move?

01:32:50.000 No, I don't think so.

01:32:50.000 Or he goes down south during the winter.

01:32:52.000 Yes, he goes down south.

01:32:53.000 I mean, he was here for the...

01:32:54.000 I saw him in Times Square in the middle of the snowstorm.

01:32:59.000 So yeah, nothing.

01:33:00.000 So lucky that is a lucky bird.

01:33:04.000 Hey, Gavin and Rye guy, though it's only the first two months.

01:33:06.000 Here's clips of the rider's violence.

01:33:08.000 Worst part is at four minutes when four thugs attack and beat up an old woman. 1.00

01:33:13.000 So this is what, Ryan, someone just did your job for you.

01:33:15.000 So this is what you should put next to the guy saying, Chris Watts saying there's been no violence.

01:33:25.000 The full montage here.

01:33:27.000 Ooh, ow.

01:33:29.000 Oh, I remember that.

01:33:30.000 I never saw that one.

01:33:31.000 You never saw that one?

01:33:32.000 This one?

01:33:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:33:38.000 At least they're not Nazis.

01:33:40.000 Thank God.

01:33:45.000 I froze again.

01:33:46.000 I thought you were doing the new way.

01:33:50.000 This is the way.

01:33:52.000 Unfortunate.

01:34:02.000 Looks like the music.

01:34:04.000 Alright, so that's a fun link.

01:34:06.000 Oh, this was great.

01:34:07.000 Hey guys, we got your back.

01:34:10.000 We're on your side.

01:34:12.000 Love you.

01:34:13.000 Keep up. 1.00

01:34:14.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:34:15.000 What'd you do that for? 1.00

01:34:17.000 Holy shit. 1.00

01:34:19.000 Are you still on our side? 1.00

01:34:21.000 We're not on your side anymore.

01:34:23.000 Yeah.

01:34:27.000 And you stick your head out the window to try to reason with them?

01:34:30.000 Look at them.

01:34:30.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:31.000 I'm sure the owner of this store, when he saw all his windows the next day, he just went, thank God these aren't Nazis.

01:34:39.000 Anything I could do to help.

01:34:41.000 What was that, a five guys?

01:34:42.000 Why do anarchists hate five guys and Starbucks?

01:34:45.000 Because they're probably five white guys.

01:34:48.000 Uh-oh.

01:34:54.000 What should you do in a situation like that?

01:34:55.000 I just run.

01:35:00.000 Oh, that didn't work.

01:35:02.000 Like Antifa punches some dude who is a steel worker.

01:35:07.000 I had this really disturbing vision in the future.

01:35:14.000 Basically, like a group of BLM people have like a white guy hostage and they torture. 0.93

01:35:19.000 A little girl with pepper spray in her eyes.

01:35:21.000 Nice work. 1.00

01:35:23.000 Nice work, parent who brought their daughter to a fucking riot. 1.00

01:35:29.000 All right, last one. 1.00

01:35:30.000 I wonder if that could be a play.

01:35:32.000 What do you think about this?

01:35:33.000 So in the future, instead of battling each other, there's a group of like, you know, it's like a race war thing, and a group of blacks have a white guy, and they torture him and they televise it. 0.85

01:35:43.000 And on the other side, there's a white guy who has a black guy and they respond with torture. 0.80

01:35:49.000 And then they're just battling each other through torturing their person of opposite color. 1.00

01:35:56.000 What?

01:35:57.000 Yes.

01:35:58.000 That's the whole plot?

01:36:00.000 That's the premise. 0.97

01:36:02.000 So it's a white guy torturing a black guy and a black guy torturing a white guy? 0.98

01:36:05.000 No, there's a group. 0.96

01:36:06.000 And like, so like BLM, let's say has a white guy, like a Trump supporter, and they're torturing him.

01:36:10.000 And then the Trump supporter's like, you know what?

01:36:12.000 And then they get a black guy, Black Lives Matter guy, or Antifa guy.

01:36:15.000 Oh, and they each know about the other group having this eviction.

01:36:17.000 And this is all televised, and they're in some place that they can't get to.

01:36:20.000 They're torturing the guy to punish the other side. 0.51

01:36:22.000 Yeah, they're like, well, if you do that to him, then we're going to do that to him.

01:36:26.000 It's like a hostage situation.

01:36:28.000 And then it'll be televised and promoted by Instagram and Facebook.

01:36:32.000 And you can place bets. 1.00

01:36:34.000 Like the Running Man, but my guess is the BLM people go, go ahead, kill her. 1.00

01:36:38.000 They don't even care. 0.98

01:36:39.000 Yeah.

01:36:39.000 They're like the Westies.

01:36:41.000 I had a great idea for a movie.

01:36:43.000 It's this old guy, maybe a Clint Eastwood guy, and he's on this spaceship and it's going to Mars.

01:36:50.000 And there's a lot of hostility with the other people.

01:36:53.000 Food is broken down on this spaceship.

01:36:55.000 They've been in the airport for four years.

01:36:59.000 And it's not friendly anymore.

01:37:04.000 They're just trying to survive.

01:37:06.000 And they only get out an hour a day because they're rationing food and it's violent. 0.54

01:37:10.000 It's mostly black dudes for some reason. 0.95

01:37:11.000 I don't know. 0.62

01:37:12.000 Maybe they're going there as laborers. 0.96

01:37:14.000 And so you're watching this movie.

01:37:15.000 It's just a normal action movie.

01:37:17.000 Guess what happens at the end?

01:37:19.000 Okay.

01:37:21.000 We see him.

01:37:23.000 It's a flashback.

01:37:25.000 And we see him.

01:37:26.000 He's an old man. 0.95

01:37:27.000 He'd said to his son, which is what my dad said to me, by the way. 1.00

01:37:32.000 If I can't wipe my own ass, just kill me. 1.00

01:37:34.000 So this guy's seen Ali has dementia. 1.00

01:37:36.000 His son's taking care of him, and he's like, and he starts, he realizes, I'm just going to have to kill my dad.

01:37:43.000 His life is not worth living anymore.

01:37:45.000 So the son, who's like 60, puts his hand over his dad's mouth, suffocates him almost to death.

01:37:51.000 The dad still has some gumption in him.

01:37:54.000 He was in Korea in the war. 1.00

01:37:57.000 Beats the shit out of his son, kills his son. 1.00

01:37:59.000 Yeesh. 1.00

01:38:01.000 So they go, well, you do have dementia and everything, but you killed your son.

01:38:06.000 And he seems relatively coherent.

01:38:08.000 So like the dementia thing isn't going to work.

01:38:10.000 So they sentence him to life in prison, which is not going to be long.

01:38:13.000 It's going to be like two years.

01:38:15.000 And then you realize the whole space thing you've been watching is all in his head.

01:38:20.000 Oh, no.

01:38:20.000 He's been in prison the whole time.

01:38:22.000 Oh.

01:38:25.000 That's why he's getting out an hour a day. 1.00

01:38:27.000 And that's why the food is so shit. 0.99

01:38:29.000 Not because he's on a spaceship that ran out of food, but because he's in prison. 1.00

01:38:32.000 That's why there's so many black guys. 1.00

01:38:34.000 So the son was, aha. 0.85

01:38:35.000 And so the son was just an inmate.

01:38:38.000 No.

01:38:39.000 Or he was all in his head?

01:38:40.000 He went to jail for murdering his son.

01:38:42.000 Oh, and he's been in prison the whole time.

01:38:44.000 Oh.

01:38:44.000 Yeah.

01:38:45.000 And so Clint Eastwood, you want to get him on board.

01:38:47.000 You got to make that fast.

01:38:48.000 I wouldn't hate Clint Eastwood being the.

01:38:50.000 How about Clint Watts?

01:38:51.000 But yeah, this whole movie that you've been watching is just a figment of his imagination.

01:38:56.000 People get really mad at him.

01:38:57.000 And then it's like a sixth sense kind of thing.

01:38:59.000 You think people will be mad?

01:39:00.000 Every time there's like a big look at the end of the movie, it's like everything you thought was that?

01:39:04.000 It's not a dream.

01:39:05.000 Well, it is kind of a dream, but no, people get mad when the kid dies and that dies and then he wakes up and everything's back to normal and it was just a dream.

01:39:12.000 Yeah, that's the most unsatisfying. 1.00

01:39:13.000 That's bullshit. 1.00

01:39:14.000 No. 1.00

01:39:14.000 The only dream is that he didn't even get it that wrong. 1.00

01:39:18.000 Like that's what Max says in prison.

01:39:20.000 He goes, don't worry about me, man. 0.72

01:39:21.000 I'm just on a really, really, really shitty cruise.

01:39:27.000 That's inspiring. 0.93

01:39:29.000 That's what he says about governor.

01:39:32.000 All right, let's do the final vid.

01:39:48.000 Let's do 5'8.

01:39:56.000 This looks cool.

01:39:58.000 Look at how good this guy is.

01:40:00.000 It's gotta be Japanese, right? 0.99

01:40:02.000 Korean something? 0.98

01:40:06.000 So there he is, making it night using blue.

01:40:11.000 But then he wants to emphasize certain areas.

01:40:14.000 So he lights up that place and then the light projects onto the sidewalk from inside the store.

01:40:19.000 And then he makes some neon signs using this pan.

01:40:22.000 I want to get this program.

01:40:24.000 Then he lights up the sign.

01:40:25.000 Of course, then he blurs it.

01:40:28.000 And then he makes it raining out.

01:40:30.000 Wow. 0.98

01:40:32.000 Look how fucking good that is. 0.99

01:40:33.000 That is very pleasant. 0.99

01:40:35.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:40:36.000 Yeah, that's cool.

01:40:37.000 So this is why I chose this, to say, get off your phone and start working on a thing.

01:40:43.000 Obviously, not that.

01:40:44.000 No, keep it there.

01:40:47.000 But something, like read a book.

01:40:50.000 Make yourself read 10 pages a night.

01:40:53.000 And I think you'll find after 10 pages that you end up reading more like 50.

01:40:58.000 And if you're a writer, read 10 pages a night, write 10 pages a night.

01:41:02.000 If you're an artist, make this.

01:41:06.000 I mean, this is a little kitschy anime for a heterosexual male, but you get what I'm saying.

01:41:11.000 And when we were, I was talking about that comedian yesterday.

01:41:14.000 What was her name?

01:41:14.000 Witterlund, Lisa Witterlund.

01:41:17.000 Or I was talking about those songs like Witter Cummings.

01:41:21.000 Yeah.

01:41:21.000 And you just, you're listening through going, this person tried.

01:41:24.000 This was effort.

01:41:25.000 This wasn't someone just punching the clock and finishing their work.

01:41:29.000 This was someone really trying to do a good job.

01:41:32.000 And that includes mistakes.

01:41:35.000 You know, as an entrepreneur, I've made a lot of money, but for every success I've had monetarily, I would say there's been 12 failures.

01:41:44.000 So make mistakes. 1.00

01:41:45.000 Get off the fucking internet. 1.00

01:41:47.000 Stop scrolling TikTok and create something. 1.00

01:41:51.000 It doesn't have to be creative. 0.98

01:41:53.000 This can be a fucking work on fixing your motorbike or a plumbing degree or something like that. 0.97

01:41:58.000 There's so much you could be doing with your time, improving yourself. 0.99

01:42:01.000 And people get mad at winter.

01:42:02.000 They go, oh, I'm stuck inside all day.

01:42:03.000 Yeah, read, improve the inside.

01:42:05.000 You've had plenty of time to improve the outside.

01:42:07.000 And if you're depressed, it's because you're not creating things.

01:42:10.000 Get in shape.

01:42:11.000 Nothing beats depression like getting in shape.

01:42:14.000 If you're not feeling creative and you're in a rut, go work out. 0.99

01:42:18.000 Just fucking run for free. 0.99

01:42:20.000 Run three miles. 1.00

01:42:21.000 I know it's boring.

01:42:22.000 Put on a podcast.

01:42:25.000 Be better is what I'm saying.

01:42:28.000 Try is really what I'm saying.

01:42:30.000 Get fired.

01:42:32.000 Get in trouble.

01:42:33.000 Be brave.

01:42:35.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 09, 2021

S03E83 - KILLED CARTOONS

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