Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E174

00:00:03.000 You know, uh, going to uh, you know, my mind's going blank now.

00:00:10.000 I can't remember.

00:00:11.000 And then you lose track.

00:00:12.000 My mind's going blank.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 What am I doing here?

00:00:21.000 My mind's going blank now.

00:00:22.000 Where am I?

00:00:23.000 I keep forgetting I'm in prison.

00:00:25.000 Where am I?

00:00:25.000 No idea.

00:00:26.000 Last night.

00:00:28.000 Television.

00:00:29.000 I was on a telephone.

00:00:31.000 Rapidly rising.

00:00:33.000 With.

00:00:35.000 I don't know.

00:00:35.000 COVID has taken more than 100 years.

00:00:38.000 Look, here's why.

00:00:40.000 Reflecting in the AANHEI.

00:00:43.000 I-I-I-I.

00:00:44.000 America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.

00:00:48.000 I was the footman.

00:00:49.000 We're going to cease to open gaze.

00:00:51.000 Oh, screpto.

00:00:54.000 NATO's purpose is defend against the main main left.

00:00:58.000 been dear to you that you uh like to be able to anyway my mind's going right now what's happening I can't remember.

00:01:12.000 My mind's going blank now.

00:01:15.000 What the hell's going on here?

00:01:17.000 My mind's going blanked out.

00:01:18.000 I can't remember.

00:01:19.000 I don't know what the hell he's talking about.

00:01:21.000 What am I doing here?

00:01:22.000 My mind's going blank now.

00:01:23.000 Where am I?

00:01:24.000 I keep forgetting that measure.

00:01:25.000 Where am I?

00:01:26.000 No idea.

00:01:27.000 I don't think it is.

00:01:31.000 The idea that dumb fucking boom box is that enough?

00:01:40.000 The political coverage.

00:01:45.000 I want to thank and recognize Dr. John John Kingdom.

00:01:50.000 King of Song.

00:01:51.000 King this song.

00:01:52.000 Back here.

00:01:54.000 My mind's going blanked out.

00:01:57.000 I can't remember.

00:02:01.000 What the hell's going on here near the door?

00:02:04.000 My mind's going blank out.

00:02:05.000 I can't remember.

00:02:07.000 I'm going to say when they go, we're going to run your show.

00:02:09.000 What?

00:02:11.000 Is it going to see me?

00:02:13.000 No idea.

00:02:14.000 No idea.

00:02:17.000 Welcome to Get Off My Lawn.

00:02:20.000 We just came back from visiting Max and John.

00:02:26.000 We're serving their entire four-year sentence for a 17-second fight with no blood and no charges.

00:02:34.000 How's that for Josh?

00:02:35.000 I just got off the phone with Max's dad, Rocky.

00:02:39.000 I said, we'll take some of the money that we've raised, we're raised like $19,000, to help pay for an appeal.

00:02:45.000 Because Ron Hart, our initial lawyer, is still going to fight this.

00:02:49.000 Even after they're out, he's going to fight it.

00:02:50.000 He wants their probation revoked.

00:02:54.000 You know how it works with ex-cons.

00:02:56.000 Once you're out, you're still the property of the state.

00:02:59.000 You can't own guns.

00:03:00.000 You're still a prisoner, in a sense.

00:03:03.000 So we're diving right into Biden.

00:03:04.000 I'll get back to the Prowboys shortly.

00:03:07.000 This is a brand new gaffe.

00:03:08.000 There's one every day.

00:03:10.000 Made in America.

00:03:12.000 Two words.

00:03:12.000 Remember he said you can sum up America in one word.

00:03:16.000 How does wisun?

00:03:19.000 And here he is saying you can now sum up America in three words.

00:03:22.000 Made in America.

00:03:24.000 In is not a word, people.

00:03:26.000 Let me start off with two words.

00:03:28.000 Made in America.

00:03:32.000 Made in America.

00:03:35.000 And that's not hyperbole.

00:03:37.000 I'm not joking about that, as you know.

00:03:39.000 What?

00:03:41.000 How could it be a hyperbole?

00:03:43.000 What is made in America?

00:03:45.000 It would be a hyperbole to say 100% of our products are going to be made in America.

00:03:49.000 No more imports from China at all.

00:03:51.000 Meanwhile, the guy's the king of China.

00:03:53.000 He's the king of kissing their Chinese ass.

00:03:56.000 So you suck it made in America.

00:03:58.000 But what does it mean?

00:03:59.000 What's made in America?

00:04:03.000 And yeah, it's three words.

00:04:04.000 Lauren Bobert rolled and trolled and duped and lured in the blue chuck marks.

00:04:10.000 She goes, two words.

00:04:12.000 Let's go, Brandon.

00:04:13.000 And they're all so dumb.

00:04:15.000 They don't get that she's mocking Biden.

00:04:18.000 And they're saying she can't count.

00:04:19.000 Now, what they're saying, by the way, this is why she's so brilliant.

00:04:23.000 They're saying that Biden is an idiot.

00:04:25.000 Biden is unable to count or dumb as dirt.

00:04:30.000 Biden can't count.

00:04:32.000 And Biden completely humiliated himself.

00:04:36.000 He is such a friggin' moron.

00:04:39.000 I've looked up all of these people, too.

00:04:41.000 I don't think there's...

00:04:42.000 I think Lauren Bobert has more testosterone than those four guys combined.

00:04:50.000 Normal amount of testosterone for a female.

00:04:52.000 They are.

00:04:53.000 Like David Hogg is just, he's a woman with spaghetti arms.

00:04:56.000 George DeKay is a reprobate fag loser.

00:05:00.000 John Cooper is this, I think he was a Clinton guy or an Obama guy.

00:05:06.000 And he's just an MSNBC talking head.

00:05:11.000 And then Chip Franklin, he has his own show, I believe.

00:05:16.000 They missed the joke.

00:05:17.000 Like, David Hawk could have been like, two words, you're an idiot.

00:05:20.000 And that would have played on the joke.

00:05:22.000 And it would have been funny.

00:05:23.000 Yeah, and it would say that it's not a big deal that Biden got that wrong.

00:05:27.000 And it's not a big deal if he got one word wrong once.

00:05:31.000 But as Trump just roasted at a recent rally, it's become the norm.

00:05:37.000 In fact, and you and I are on the same page with this.

00:05:40.000 Whenever we see him speaking eloquently, we go, this is cool.

00:05:46.000 Or when we see him when he's at-rolled up, like at the debates for the presidency, which was a million years ago in dementia.

00:05:52.000 When you have dementia, every week is like another year of your life.

00:05:56.000 So he's been president for, what, two, three years now?

00:06:00.000 Think of it as 30 years.

00:06:04.000 So we had just a little quick video made up.

00:06:06.000 Would you like to see it?

00:06:09.000 You'd like to see it.

00:06:10.000 How would you say your mental focus is?

00:06:15.000 Oh, it's focused.

00:06:17.000 I think it's, I haven't, Let's get rid of it.

00:06:25.000 I think it's a right for people that bad a chemical.

00:06:32.000 God, you know, I couldn't even have said that.

00:06:35.000 America is a nation that can be defined in a single word.

00:06:39.000 I was gonna foot him and foot Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys oh my god wait all men and women created him by the You know the thing.

00:06:51.000 That whole near and dear to you that you like to be able to...

00:06:57.000 Anyway.

00:06:58.000 We went for two reasons.

00:07:07.000 Whatever.

00:07:08.000 One, two...

00:07:19.000 My the guy who runs that out to nature representative here.

00:07:41.000 You know what's amazing?

00:07:42.000 They can't be like you're making fun of a senile old man because then they admit he's a senile old man.

00:07:48.000 Yeah, and isn't it amazing?

00:07:50.000 The president of the United States, ex-president, is showing this meme roast footage of the president of the United States.

00:07:59.000 Like, it's clown world.

00:08:01.000 This is like that bullwinkle movie or something.

00:08:03.000 The world's upside down.

00:08:05.000 I love it.

00:08:06.000 I think it's funny, but it's also punk rock.

00:08:10.000 It's ridiculous.

00:08:12.000 It's a cartoon.

00:08:13.000 It's a movie.

00:08:14.000 It's the great rock and roll swindle.

00:08:15.000 This is pure sex pistols.

00:08:18.000 How punks don't love Trump, I'll never understand.

00:08:20.000 I'm talking.

00:08:21.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 Yeah.

00:08:26.000 I got hairy legs that turn that.

00:08:30.000 Thank you for tolerance and listening to me.

00:08:32.000 I appreciate very much.

00:08:33.000 What?

00:08:34.000 *Dramatic music*

00:08:39.000 Sir, you missed one?

00:08:40.000 Nazi fags.

00:08:41.000 Go, go, go, go.

00:08:47.000 What a showman.

00:08:50.000 I can't believe I'm missing these.

00:08:53.000 Dead Air is supposed to be bad at a speech, but he uses it.

00:09:00.000 He's like, no, no, I'll take my time.

00:09:02.000 I got this.

00:09:07.000 Are they saying go Trump go or go Joe go?

00:09:10.000 Joe's got to go, I think.

00:09:15.000 They say it here in the tweet.

00:09:19.000 Joe's got to go.

00:09:20.000 Joe's got to go.

00:09:21.000 They're right, frankly.

00:09:23.000 Yeah, but, you know, in Clown World, be ready for everything, folks.

00:09:27.000 Be ready for another four years of Joe Biden.

00:09:29.000 I know, I know, I know.

00:09:30.000 It's unfathomable.

00:09:31.000 Well, the unfathomable has become fathomable.

00:09:34.000 So get fathoming.

00:09:36.000 Here's a last little look at him.

00:09:39.000 Just a montage of his insane lies.

00:09:43.000 And I said this to Joe Tonelli, by the way, who's got a new job.

00:09:46.000 We're going to go visit him and maybe dress like Marines and talk about all his hard work.

00:09:51.000 I heard his new boss said to him, hey, Joe, that's enough for the Marine story.

00:09:55.000 I don't want to hear one more Marine story.

00:09:56.000 Okay?

00:09:57.000 He's like, oh, really?

00:09:58.000 Seriously?

00:09:59.000 Seriously?

00:10:01.000 But I said to Joe once, I go, dude, here's a good lie, okay?

00:10:05.000 Because you're a compulsive liar.

00:10:06.000 You can't not lie.

00:10:07.000 So we're giving up on that.

00:10:08.000 He once lied about seeing a lie counselor, a psychiatrist who's going to help him with his compulsive lying.

00:10:15.000 That was a lie.

00:10:16.000 So you're lying.

00:10:18.000 I said, have an innocuous past life that is hard to look up.

00:10:26.000 For example, you were in the minors in baseball, and you're going to be drafted to the MLB, but you fucked up your arm.

00:10:33.000 So you went from a college grant, what do you call it?

00:10:39.000 A scholarship, a scholarship.

00:10:40.000 You got a scholarship, and then you couldn't get into the MLB because you fucked up your arm, and you miss it.

00:10:45.000 But that's life, you know?

00:10:47.000 And now we can talk about baseball.

00:10:49.000 You should know a little bit about baseball if you're going to do that lie.

00:10:54.000 But I go, that's a good lie.

00:10:55.000 The fact that your son is on a respirator, your grandson, sorry, for a year, people know the hospital.

00:11:04.000 They're going to check.

00:11:06.000 And you were a Marine.

00:11:07.000 People know about the Marines.

00:11:09.000 And you're getting $100 tip on Veterans Day.

00:11:12.000 That's pretty bad.

00:11:15.000 And what was the other like, oh, yeah.

00:11:17.000 Well, he was rescuing a girl from the highway and putting her in a helicopter or a bird, as he calls it, he was hit by a car and broke his neck.

00:11:28.000 Anyway, here is Joe Biden being terrible at lying.

00:11:33.000 I've written extensively as a, when I was a law professor.

00:11:39.000 What?

00:11:40.000 What?

00:11:43.000 Been on a lot of university campuses.

00:11:45.000 Matter of fact, for four years, I was a full professor at the University of Pennsylvania.

00:11:48.000 Here's a story that you told at least three times about Nelson Mandela.

00:11:53.000 Take a look.

00:11:54.000 I had the great honor of meeting him.

00:11:56.000 I had the great honor of being arrested with our UN ambassador on the streets of Soweto trying to get to see him on Robbins Island.

00:12:04.000 I guess the question is, were you confused or were you just trying to embellish a story?

00:12:08.000 You think I'm kidding, man?

00:12:10.000 Seems like yesterday is the first time I got They all worshipped Obama so much, and he was so powerful that they could mock the vice president.

00:12:25.000 So they used to, remember they, I think it was Obama who said there's no task too difficult that Joe can't fuck up.

00:12:33.000 Or maybe too easy.

00:12:34.000 So it was just a thing.

00:12:35.000 I think he had Biden-isms.

00:12:38.000 Obama was always mocking him.

00:12:40.000 I saw a thing, a bit from the Daily Show that was actually funny with Samantha B where they were talking about how he's a groper.

00:12:47.000 Did you see that?

00:12:48.000 No.

00:12:48.000 They were like, this is what they really think of Biden.

00:12:51.000 And it's a throwback to like the old Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

00:12:53.000 And Samantha B is there just like this, like a Skype calling.

00:12:57.000 Is she blurry like the way you are?

00:12:58.000 No.

00:13:00.000 Okay.

00:13:01.000 Is it better?

00:13:08.000 Nope.

00:13:09.000 This happens sometimes.

00:13:14.000 It lost connection with the thing, so now I can't even move my camera.

00:13:17.000 Okay.

00:13:18.000 So that's unfortunate.

00:13:19.000 It sucks.

00:13:20.000 Anyway, Samantha Bee's making fun of him.

00:13:22.000 Yeah, and um she's there uh like this guy calls her like, I just got done talking to Biden.

00:13:27.000 She's got two handprints, one a black hand print, no, one white handprint and one like red one.

00:13:34.000 And Jon Stewart's like, okay, just curious, what was Vice President Biden doing when you met him?

00:13:40.000 She's like, oh, well, he just got done writing I Will Not Groat People in Chalk and then wiped it down.

00:13:46.000 And he was eating strawberry preserves without utensils.

00:13:52.000 Well, what happened after that?

00:13:53.000 He's like, well, then after that, he decided to change the oil on his car.

00:13:57.000 And you could tell.

00:13:58.000 And then she turns around, there's two hand marks on her ass.

00:14:01.000 It's so fucking funny.

00:14:02.000 Wow.

00:14:03.000 It was very uncharacteristically funny, in fact, and very poignant.

00:14:07.000 That's how they think of them.

00:14:11.000 Anyway, but I am a hard coal miner.

00:14:16.000 Andracy Coal Span, Pennsylvania.

00:14:19.000 Hell, I might be president.

00:14:20.000 Now, if it weren't for the fact I said my I had an uncle who was a coal miner turned out into anybody in the coal mines, you know what I mean?

00:14:26.000 Really?

00:14:26.000 I tried that crap, you know?

00:14:27.000 My dad was not a salesperson.

00:14:30.000 He wasn't a coal miner.

00:14:32.000 My big grandpop wasn't.

00:14:34.000 I used to drive a truck in a trailer.

00:14:37.000 And so I know a little bit about driving big trucks.

00:14:41.000 Cornpop was a bad dude.

00:14:44.000 And he ran a bunch of bad boys.

00:14:46.000 Can we find out that Cornpop was actually a really good dude?

00:14:49.000 Yeah, I love that meme.

00:14:51.000 Cornpop was just a decent dad who noticed that some lifeguard was sniffing kids.

00:14:57.000 And he went to get a chain.

00:15:00.000 God's truth, my word is a Biden.

00:15:02.000 He lied to voters, according to the New York Times, quoting aides of Biden's, about having marched in the civil rights movement.

00:15:09.000 Advisors had gently reminded Mr. Biden of the problem with this formulation.

00:15:14.000 He had not actually marched during the civil rights movement, and more than once Mr. Biden assured them that he understood and kept telling the story.

00:15:21.000 Anyway, that is really, really weird.

00:15:24.000 I'm not saying I am black, but I want to tell you something.

00:15:28.000 I got started out of an HBCU developer state.

00:15:31.000 I don't want to hear anything negative about Dumper State here.

00:15:34.000 I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community that I quoted Robert Kennedy without attributing it to Robert Kennedy.

00:15:44.000 I should have said to paraphrase Neil Kimmick, Mr. Biden used five pages of published law review article, of a published law review article without quotation or citation.

00:15:54.000 That's precisely right.

00:15:55.000 And I've done some dumb things, and I'll do dumb things again.

00:15:59.000 That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up with.

00:16:01.000 That's the only promise he ever kept.

00:16:03.000 Cancer.

00:16:04.000 I've written extra.

00:16:07.000 Yeah.

00:16:08.000 All right, so Max and John visited them.

00:16:12.000 We went, so there's Bear Hill and Governor.

00:16:16.000 It's spelled Gouverneur.

00:16:17.000 I never know how to fucking say it.

00:16:19.000 So we got a motel here, and then one team of guys goes to visit Max.

00:16:23.000 The other team goes to visit John.

00:16:25.000 Then we crisscross.

00:16:26.000 Of course, the fucking dummies who went to visit Max first spent too much time with Max, and then he had to go over to...

00:16:36.000 I feel after an hour, it's sort of like this show.

00:16:39.000 You're sort of like, I think we got it.

00:16:42.000 We're all caught up.

00:16:45.000 But here's the craziest moment.

00:16:46.000 And we're making t-shirts that say this.

00:16:48.000 I'm thinking, Time's New Roman, what does John Kinsman know?

00:16:53.000 Question mark.

00:16:55.000 So we go, we visit John first, then we go to visit Max.

00:17:00.000 He's an hour and a half away.

00:17:02.000 You drive up the night before.

00:17:04.000 You sleep maybe an hour because you're partying.

00:17:06.000 Oh my God, the trash up there by the border.

00:17:10.000 There's one woman I met.

00:17:11.000 Yeah, she's pretty.

00:17:12.000 She's like, yeah, my boyfriend was a Marine, and then we broke up, and he shot me at the back of the head, and he buried me.

00:17:18.000 But the bullet didn't go in.

00:17:20.000 And you can feel it.

00:17:21.000 I'd felt it.

00:17:21.000 She did have what felt like a bullet in her head.

00:17:25.000 And she's like, yeah, he buried me, but I managed to dig my way out.

00:17:27.000 It was a shallow grave.

00:17:28.000 And I'm like, this is a nice area.

00:17:32.000 They have a lot of kids.

00:17:33.000 She was 30, and she has a 15-year-old.

00:17:38.000 When you're friends with your kid, of course, the kid is mulatto.

00:17:42.000 She's white.

00:17:43.000 But so we get to Max's hospital.

00:17:47.000 Oh, that light's flickering on and off.

00:17:50.000 And the guy there says, what do you call it?

00:17:54.000 The corrections officer, where you check in your bag and everything.

00:17:57.000 He said, what does John Kinsman know?

00:18:02.000 No, it's this light.

00:18:05.000 And I said, first I said, did you get a shock?

00:18:13.000 Uh-oh.

00:18:15.000 Let me have different lighting here for a bit.

00:18:19.000 First I said, okay, you really want to know what's going down?

00:18:21.000 So January 6th was just the beginning.

00:18:23.000 This January 6th, shit's really going to go down.

00:18:26.000 And what they're going to do is storm the White House.

00:18:28.000 And we have plants in the FBI.

00:18:32.000 Like, I just made up a bunch of crazy shit, which is what he was asking.

00:18:37.000 And then I stopped.

00:18:37.000 I go, dude, put electrodes on my balls.

00:18:39.000 Hook them up to a car battery.

00:18:41.000 Interrogate me all day.

00:18:42.000 There's no grand scheme.

00:18:44.000 There's no grand plan.

00:18:45.000 You must know that Max doesn't belong to be in here for four fucking years for a 17-second fight.

00:18:52.000 Come on.

00:18:54.000 Let's say it was an evil fight.

00:18:56.000 Let's ignore the fact that Antifa picked the fight.

00:19:00.000 Let's ignore that.

00:19:01.000 Let's say they went out hunting.

00:19:04.000 We're going to go beat up not just Antifa, but like random liberals just because they're liberals, people in a Biden hat.

00:19:11.000 Okay, four years for that?

00:19:13.000 And that's not even what happened, but that is the prosecution stance.

00:19:17.000 Even with the prosecution stance, maybe a year, maybe.

00:19:22.000 No, four.

00:19:23.000 They got a lot of offers.

00:19:24.000 I think there was one that was under a year.

00:19:27.000 But they knew they were innocent.

00:19:28.000 Here's the thing, and their lawyer's still appealing this.

00:19:31.000 He'll be appealing it till the cows come home.

00:19:33.000 The Proud Boys did exactly what the police told them to.

00:19:37.000 They said, Stay in here until we disperse the crowd.

00:19:40.000 Okay.

00:19:41.000 The cops dispersed the crowd.

00:19:42.000 Antifa left and flanked it.

00:19:45.000 The police said, Okay, now we're going to escort you to the subway.

00:19:49.000 And they said, Okay.

00:19:50.000 So they escorted Proud Boys to the subway.

00:19:52.000 The Antifa, who disobeyed the police, right?

00:19:56.000 They went around the block and they threw a bottle of piss, not water, at them and said, you want to go?

00:20:02.000 Proud boys said, yes, I would love to go, actually.

00:20:06.000 And then the cops showed up.

00:20:08.000 The cops were sort of there, but you know, when you're walking with 15 people, they tend to stretch out.

00:20:13.000 The cops said, you want to press charges?

00:20:14.000 Antifa said, fuck you, pig.

00:20:16.000 No blood, no nothing.

00:20:19.000 They all went home.

00:20:19.000 The cops said, bye.

00:20:21.000 See, no crime here.

00:20:23.000 The cops were doing their job.

00:20:24.000 Everyone was doing what they were told.

00:20:26.000 Everyone was being civil and decent, except for Antifa, and they got away with zero charges.

00:20:33.000 Including the guy they jumped earlier in the night, Paul Miller, where they kicked his head in, stole all his equipment, were arrested, and were freed without bail or probation or anything.

00:20:48.000 Pretty fucking crazy, huh?

00:20:50.000 Anyway, it was good seeing those guys.

00:20:51.000 John gave me a sketch of what his room looks like, and I snuck it out.

00:20:58.000 I realized you could sneak anything into prison, by the way.

00:21:00.000 Did I tell you my scam?

00:21:01.000 I think I. I haven't done this, but when you go in, if you're ever looking to smuggle a gun or a knife or drugs into a prison, when you go in, you take your boots off everything, your belt, and you put it through the metal detector.

00:21:16.000 And then you go through another metal detector that's this weird hallway with a big, tall pole.

00:21:22.000 Probably gives you cancer as you walk by it.

00:21:24.000 So you get metal detected twice.

00:21:26.000 Okay, you're good.

00:21:27.000 You take your watch off, everything.

00:21:28.000 You put that in a paper bag.

00:21:29.000 Okay.

00:21:30.000 Now what?

00:21:32.000 Well, I have to put my boots back on.

00:21:35.000 So you sit down at the bench where you undid your boots, and you could have stashed a bunch of stuff on the floor there.

00:21:41.000 You put it back in your boot as you put your boots on.

00:21:43.000 And then when you go into the cafeteria, you buy them chips or whatever, and you put the knife or the gun or whatever, the phone in the chip bag.

00:21:51.000 Now, they search you like crazy when you get out after the thing.

00:21:55.000 So you may have to ram it way up your ass.

00:21:59.000 Anyway, I'm not advocating for anyone doing this.

00:22:01.000 I'm saying don't do that.

00:22:02.000 That's illegal.

00:22:03.000 I'm just saying I seem to have noticed a hole in the plot.

00:22:06.000 It's a thing that you automatically do.

00:22:07.000 Like we went to go visit John the first time.

00:22:10.000 You're looking at it like, this is impossible to escape.

00:22:12.000 Like you're just looking at all the shit.

00:22:14.000 Oh, yeah, all that razor wire.

00:22:16.000 Yeah, no, you're not getting out of there.

00:22:17.000 It's just a fun thought to be like, what if I wanted to escape?

00:22:22.000 What could you do?

00:22:23.000 Well, my other plan, and it only works for identical twins.

00:22:28.000 So you go there, you have a fake beard, and you look like John Kinsman because you're Andy Kinsman, right?

00:22:35.000 You put on, they don't really watch you when you're meeting, right?

00:22:41.000 You put on the fake beard.

00:22:43.000 John shaves his.

00:22:46.000 I forgot how this works.

00:22:47.000 Somehow you give him your beard.

00:22:49.000 He shaves, I guess, which you probably could do.

00:22:52.000 Then I put on his shirt.

00:22:53.000 He puts on my shirt.

00:22:55.000 He walks out of the prison.

00:22:56.000 I go back to his cell and finish his term.

00:22:59.000 And I said that to the CEO.

00:23:00.000 I go, what about this plan?

00:23:01.000 He's like, nah, we still got a warm body.

00:23:05.000 Wow.

00:23:05.000 Heck, we still win.

00:23:07.000 Oh, wow.

00:23:07.000 But there is a problem with it.

00:23:09.000 They give you an ultra-light, ultra-violet stamp that only blacklight can see.

00:23:14.000 And I don't even know what it is.

00:23:15.000 It looks like a combination of letters and numbers.

00:23:17.000 And you put that in.

00:23:18.000 So I guess Andy's kinsman could lick his hand, stick it to John's, and go like that.

00:23:23.000 Right, right.

00:23:23.000 You better hope it's going to transfer, but it probably won't.

00:23:25.000 So there's a flaw.

00:23:28.000 But yeah, they're in good spirits.

00:23:30.000 They're appealing it.

00:23:31.000 We'll see what happens.

00:23:32.000 I'm trying to look for something similar like that.

00:23:34.000 And then I found this.

00:23:36.000 Pretty interesting.

00:23:37.000 He was sent to prison for murder, then his identical twin confessed.

00:23:41.000 Oh, shit.

00:23:43.000 That's why DNA is so important.

00:23:44.000 But don't identical twins have the same DNA?

00:23:47.000 Is that the dumbest thing I've ever said?

00:23:49.000 I feel like it's either really dumb or really true.

00:23:54.000 Happy Columbus Day, everyone.

00:23:57.000 Yes.

00:23:57.000 We all remember that thing.

00:23:59.000 You know how I stand on Columbus Day.

00:24:00.000 I think he was a genius.

00:24:02.000 I think it's very impressive what he did, but I don't get why.

00:24:04.000 And I think Italians should be proud of him, but Americans?

00:24:08.000 He sailed from, what was it, Spain?

00:24:10.000 He worked for the King of Spain?

00:24:11.000 I'm very proud of him.

00:24:13.000 Who you?

00:24:14.000 Michael Francesi.

00:24:16.000 I was a former, I was in the mafia and the family and stuff like that, and police would come up to us and they would ask us what happened.

00:24:25.000 And some guys out there, they would break their code.

00:24:28.000 And they would go and they would talk to the officers and things like that.

00:24:31.000 I never really got into all that stuff, but, you know, if you see Sopranos, a couple of things, they get totally right.

00:24:41.000 I mean, the meetups, you know, the going into, you know, safe locations, that sort of thing would happen.

00:24:48.000 You know, but when the police get involved and they start building a case on you, what Adriana did, for instance, totally, totally would never happen.

00:24:58.000 I want to ask you something.

00:24:59.000 There's another thing I thought I figured out.

00:25:00.000 Say you're Drea DiMateo, Adriana, in that show, right?

00:25:03.000 Sure.

00:25:04.000 The FBI takes you aside.

00:25:06.000 Why not write on your forehead, the FBI caught me, I'm wearing a wire, don't say anything.

00:25:13.000 You know, that's a risk.

00:25:14.000 I mean, every family is different, but they might see the fact that you even had a conversation with them, and they would know that you're being monitored and surveilled so closely that, you know, it's basically like, you know, you're done for anyway.

00:25:27.000 The best thing you can do is get lost, buy a ticket somewhere, or if anything, you know, give them false information until you can get yourself an exit out of that situation.

00:25:39.000 But the FBI would probably catch you.

00:25:41.000 Like, say you're going to Mexico to hide.

00:25:44.000 The FBI is going to be at the airport.

00:25:45.000 What are you doing?

00:25:47.000 It depends on what you wanted to do.

00:25:48.000 You want to get caught by the FBI, get in trouble.

00:25:51.000 No, I'm saying I'm already with the FBI.

00:25:52.000 They've already caught me.

00:25:54.000 Like the Dre DeMateo thing, where they've made her wear a wire.

00:25:57.000 I'd be like, okay, I'm wearing a wire, and then right on my forehead, I'm wearing a wire.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, that could possibly work.

00:26:02.000 I mean, it sounds a little silly, you know, maybe, I don't know.

00:26:05.000 I don't know if I put marker on my head.

00:26:07.000 You know, that seems like a very wild thing.

00:26:09.000 But you never know.

00:26:10.000 I mean, it could work.

00:26:10.000 Well, I've been asking this question for years, actually.

00:26:13.000 Not just mobsters like you, but cops and other people.

00:26:16.000 Ex-mobster.

00:26:17.000 Sorry.

00:26:19.000 And the answer I get is, if you're that far down the line, you're fucked.

00:26:24.000 There's no like, so let's get out of it.

00:26:26.000 Like, you're dead.

00:26:27.000 Which is what you said at the beginning.

00:26:28.000 You're tainted.

00:26:29.000 You know, nobody wants to, you know, they can't trust you no more.

00:26:33.000 Show that Sopranos clip 1-6.

00:26:37.000 I was just re-watching this this morning.

00:26:38.000 I love David Chase's writing where he just puts someone blowing their nose in it.

00:26:44.000 Yeah.

00:26:47.000 Oh, Massachusetts!

00:26:53.000 Look at the license plate.

00:26:54.000 Yeah.

00:26:55.000 Oh, they're betting on license plates.

00:26:57.000 Listen to this shit.

00:26:59.000 The New Jersey Council of Indian Affairs has announced plans to disrupt Monday's Columbus Day Parade in Newark.

00:27:06.000 Council Chairman Del Redclay, Professor of Cultural Anthropology.

00:27:10.000 Stop blowing your nose.

00:27:11.000 I want to hear this.

00:27:12.000 Council members and supporters will fight in the paradigm.

00:27:16.000 It would be too boring to just have Bobby read the information.

00:27:19.000 Stop blowing your nose.

00:27:20.000 I want to hear this.

00:27:22.000 Of Columbus Day Marches, quote, in protest of Columbus's role in the genocide of America's Native Peoples Hunt War.

00:27:30.000 To launch their protest, the Native Americans and their sympathizers plan to begin a death watch tomorrow over the statue of Columbus in Christopher Columbus Park.

00:27:40.000 Some fucking balls, badmouthed America, especially now.

00:27:44.000 I thought that Columbus was the hero of America.

00:27:47.000 See, it's these Indians and the commie fucks.

00:27:49.000 They want to paint Columbus as a slave trader instead of an explorer.

00:27:54.000 You gotta admit, they did get massacred, the Indians.

00:27:57.000 Like we didn't give a bunch of shit to make up for that.

00:27:59.000 Land, the nations.

00:28:02.000 Now they got the casinos.

00:28:03.000 The fuck we ever get we have to work our balls off for.

00:28:06.000 Who am I sitting on my ass all day smoking mushrooms and collecting government checks?

00:28:12.000 You know what it is?

00:28:14.000 I'll tell you what it is.

00:28:16.000 It's anti-Italian discrimination.

00:28:19.000 Columbus Day is a day of Italian pride.

00:28:23.000 It's our holiday, and they want to take it away.

00:28:26.000 Fuck them.

00:28:28.000 But I never liked Columbus.

00:28:32.000 Minapoli.

00:28:33.000 A lot of people are not so happy for Columbus.

00:28:37.000 What's the problem with Genoa?

00:28:38.000 The North of Italy always have the money and the power.

00:28:41.000 They punish the South since hundreds of years.

00:28:44.000 Even today, they put up their nose at us like we're peasants.

00:28:49.000 I hate the North.

00:28:51.000 You just take it easy.

00:28:52.000 I might take action here.

00:28:55.000 That's enough.

00:28:56.000 Speaking of Indigenous voices, white medicine is now racist, and they are going to go to 4-6.

00:29:02.000 They're going to be acknowledging the power of Indigenous medicine in medical school.

00:29:08.000 Now, as you know, I'm married to an Indigenous woman of color.

00:29:11.000 My children are members of the Ho-Chunk tribe.

00:29:15.000 And I know a little bit about their medicine.

00:29:17.000 It's magic mushrooms.

00:29:20.000 Peyote.

00:29:21.000 When their kids are sick or have a cold or a fever, they just give them magic mushrooms.

00:29:26.000 That's what peyote is.

00:29:28.000 So my daughter, my daughter, my wife's childhood, she said, I'd regularly be tripping fucking balls.

00:29:36.000 You're three years old, you got a temperature.

00:29:38.000 Now you have a temperature and you're wasted out of your mind on drugs.

00:29:42.000 Or they go to, for the powwows, for the funerals.

00:29:44.000 They'll be high out of their mind for like two, three days.

00:29:48.000 That's a funeral there.

00:29:49.000 Just so I guess we're going to acknowledge that.

00:29:57.000 Wait, go back to what does it say?

00:29:58.000 Medical students at the University of Minnesota must now take an oath to honor all indigenous ways of healing that have been historically marginalized by Western medicine and fight white supremacy, colonialism, and the gender binary.

00:30:10.000 That's what they do in medical school now, folks.

00:30:13.000 I already tired of that.

00:30:14.000 But yeah, Columbus didn't discover America.

00:30:18.000 He ended up in like Cuba or Barbados or some shit.

00:30:21.000 And yeah, there was savage tribes there.

00:30:23.000 But that was the culture.

00:30:25.000 When he got there, one of the tribes said, can you help us?

00:30:29.000 That tribe keeps eating us.

00:30:31.000 Yes, he cut their tongues out if they stole during the mining.

00:30:34.000 That's what you did back then.

00:30:35.000 They were cutting each other's tongues out.

00:30:37.000 It was the vocabulary of the time.

00:30:39.000 They say he'd be tried for war crimes now.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, because it's not 1602.

00:30:44.000 It was a different world back then.

00:30:46.000 They were fucking bloodthirsty savages.

00:30:49.000 He killed them the way they killed each other.

00:30:51.000 He was much more civilized, actually, because he didn't eat them.

00:30:55.000 Yeah, it was tamer than what was going on back then.

00:30:58.000 And the navigation, to get across the ocean back then using just the stars, you go try it now with the greatest boat available to man and get back to me.

00:31:06.000 Tell me how well that trip went.

00:31:08.000 You'd be shitting your fucking pants.

00:31:10.000 He figured it out.

00:31:12.000 And then another myth they say about him is, oh, we thought he was in India.

00:31:16.000 No, he didn't think he was in India.

00:31:18.000 He called them Indians as in Indigene, as in indigenous people.

00:31:23.000 That's a typo.

00:31:25.000 That whole rumor.

00:31:26.000 Now, did a lot of Indians die because he was there?

00:31:29.000 Yes.

00:31:30.000 We talked about this, didn't we, last week?

00:31:32.000 It was a plague.

00:31:32.000 I think so, yeah.

00:31:33.000 He had diseases that the Indians had not had before.

00:31:36.000 We've survived a black plague.

00:31:38.000 So we've got a different immune system than them.

00:31:41.000 We went down and infected them.

00:31:43.000 It wasn't smallpox or anything.

00:31:45.000 We didn't do anything on purpose.

00:31:46.000 And then it went through the Caribbean, up through Central America, up the west coast of North America, and spread east and killed, I'd say, 80 to 90% of the population.

00:31:56.000 A disease.

00:31:57.000 No one ever talks about that.

00:31:58.000 They just talk about us shooting innocent tribes who were smoking peace pipes.

00:32:03.000 So that's the only real influence that Columbus had on America itself was he killed a bunch of Indians by accident.

00:32:12.000 Doesn't seem like.

00:32:13.000 But by all means, Italians, go nuts today.

00:32:15.000 You're awesome.

00:32:16.000 And I love Genova.

00:32:17.000 The home of pesto.

00:32:19.000 I love pesto.

00:32:20.000 Pesto is one of those things that, you know, you grow up with and it's green and tasty.

00:32:26.000 I had it in Genova, made by an old lady.

00:32:29.000 Wow.

00:32:30.000 Is it way better?

00:32:32.000 Yeah.

00:32:33.000 There's pine nuts in it.

00:32:34.000 Yeah, I love pine nuts.

00:32:36.000 By the way, my Mets bet is.

00:32:38.000 I sent you a text for my bookie.

00:32:39.000 I don't understand what the fuck he's talking about.

00:32:41.000 I owe him like a thousand bucks, but that's just because he's paid me a bunch over the year.

00:32:46.000 And so, according to him, I'm getting two conflicting numbers here.

00:32:51.000 One guy said I'm up 260.

00:32:52.000 He says I'm up 800.

00:32:54.000 Total, total, total.

00:32:55.000 I owe him 1,000, but ignore that.

00:32:56.000 That's just money changing hands.

00:32:59.000 If it was up to me, I never would have.

00:33:01.000 So I'm down 1,090.

00:33:05.000 Negative 3, boo-ba-doo-ba-doo.

00:33:09.000 Negative 290.

00:33:11.000 Son of a bee.

00:33:13.000 Anyway, we shit to bed last night.

00:33:16.000 Scherzer and DeGrom were not the shining white knights they were supposed to be.

00:33:21.000 Flugging dicks.

00:33:23.000 I think the biggest loss for me financially was those two Cubs games when the Cubs were at their worst and the Mets were at their best and I lost $700 in two games.

00:33:31.000 Youch.

00:33:34.000 But it was a fun experiment.

00:33:37.000 It made me care about every single game.

00:33:40.000 And if I am 800 up, I'll triple check that tomorrow.

00:33:44.000 Then I won.

00:33:45.000 So you guys would have had to beat the Padres and one other team to make it, right?

00:33:50.000 And the Braves would have had to fuck up.

00:33:52.000 And they've been playing.

00:33:53.000 They're a really, really good team.

00:33:55.000 Sorry.

00:33:56.000 You just watch them hit it out of the park regularly and you go, okay, they're better than us.

00:34:00.000 You know what I heard that now they have their owner's rich, so he's just going to buy a World Series winning team.

00:34:05.000 In the next couple of years, you're going to have almost like the way the Yankees do it.

00:34:09.000 I think that's a myth about the Yankees.

00:34:11.000 Really?

00:34:12.000 Yeah, everyone assumes they're the best because they spend the most money.

00:34:15.000 But I think the shitty season that Mets had last season, they spent more money than the Yankees.

00:34:20.000 Wow.

00:34:20.000 I think in the Yankees, a rookie cannot make over a million dollars.

00:34:23.000 You think it's a psychological thing where you're like, I'm on a team that can't get to the World Series or something?

00:34:29.000 All I know is when they were parting their ass off in 86 and getting wasted and doing Coke off each other's tits, they won the World Series.

00:34:37.000 So maybe get back on the drugs, please, guys.

00:34:42.000 Kanye's in trouble.

00:34:45.000 He's got all this momentum going.

00:34:47.000 He does an interview on Tucker Carlson that's really smart and intelligent.

00:34:51.000 Everything's going great.

00:34:52.000 And then he decides to just self-sabotage.

00:34:57.000 Patrice O'Neill did this.

00:34:58.000 It might be a black thing where you just blow up your life when things are going too well.

00:35:04.000 I'm a bit sleepy tonight, but when I wake up, I'm going DEF CON 3 on Jewish people.

00:35:11.000 That's not subtle, is it?

00:35:14.000 The funny thing is, I actually can't be anti-Semitic, spelled correctly, unlike AOC, who thinks it's all one lowercase word, because black people are actually Jew also.

00:35:26.000 You guys have played with me and tried to blackball anyone whoever opposes your agenda.

00:35:36.000 I mean, there's ways to get that same message across where you say the media, the liberal elites, and old school Hollywood have control over me and my career and try to oppress me.

00:35:49.000 And yeah, they're disproportionately Jewish.

00:35:52.000 I don't know how Jewish.

00:35:53.000 I think a lot of them are ginos, but sure, 3% of the population, they certainly make a lot more in Hollywood.

00:35:59.000 That's a way to go near that.

00:36:01.000 But I'm going DEF CON 3, which means blowing up Jewish people.

00:36:08.000 So now it makes Candace look bad because she was just with him with the White Lives Matter shirt.

00:36:12.000 That was cool.

00:36:13.000 And Tucker kind of looked bad.

00:36:14.000 And Tucker, it makes, yeah, you're right.

00:36:16.000 It makes Tucker look bad.

00:36:16.000 I didn't think of that.

00:36:18.000 Yeah, it's unfortunate timing there.

00:36:19.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:36:22.000 He's never been great with wording stuff.

00:36:24.000 No, it's like Shapiro always said, right?

00:36:26.000 Live by the Kanye dialogue.

00:36:27.000 Live by the Kanye.

00:36:28.000 And now it's fully come up.

00:36:31.000 This is funny, though.

00:36:31.000 I think we found out who controls cancel culture.

00:36:34.000 Stop anti-Semitism.

00:36:35.000 Cancel Kanye.

00:36:38.000 Damn.

00:36:39.000 Whoops.

00:36:40.000 Candace looks like she's got a great documentary coming out about Black Lives Matter.

00:36:46.000 By the way, folks, if you want to know what would happen with reparations, check in on Black Lives Matter.

00:36:51.000 Can we change this background now?

00:36:52.000 We're not talking about the boys no more.

00:36:54.000 True dat.

00:36:55.000 Racism?

00:36:56.000 Yeah.

00:36:57.000 It's a little hodgepodge.

00:36:59.000 Yeah.

00:37:02.000 I'm sorry.

00:37:03.000 Am I missing a link here?

00:37:05.000 Yes.

00:37:05.000 Gotcha.

00:37:10.000 Their 990 IRS filings.

00:37:12.000 They collected $80 million.

00:37:17.000 Where is that money?

00:37:18.000 It's not here.

00:37:19.000 Blow it up.

00:37:20.000 Everything looks good.

00:37:21.000 We're framing it up.

00:37:22.000 Where have you seen that money impacted throughout the city?

00:37:27.000 So my producer just sent me...

00:37:31.000 My producer just sent me the help.

00:37:34.000 What are you doing?

00:37:34.000 It was just shocking to me because of how much money was raised to think that where he lived, the bills weren't being covered.

00:37:42.000 Superfruitchipping, but that's covered.

00:37:45.000 Here's where it gets really interesting.

00:37:48.000 Ready for some BLM pride?

00:37:52.000 Another 200k went to esports, BBSM workers, trippers, peep show workers, bulk sex operators, and webcam performers.

00:38:02.000 And then at that moment, it became personal.

00:38:05.000 And I thought, not only am I going to say the truth, I am going to scream the truth louder than you can scream the lies.

00:38:13.000 *Sexy music*

00:38:19.000 You mean the most predictable lie ever told?

00:38:22.000 hasn't seen this.

00:38:24.000 So that's good.

00:38:25.000 What are we now?

00:38:28.000 That's in two days.

00:38:31.000 That's exciting.

00:38:35.000 Meet Me in the Bathroom looks cool.

00:38:38.000 Talked about this last, or someone sent this in the mailbag.

00:38:41.000 I didn't get to it.

00:38:42.000 Of course, I'm not in it.

00:38:43.000 Like, the reason, a big part, I would say, of this sort of rock revival that I would say the strokes started in 2000, a huge part of it was how well it was documented.

00:38:53.000 That's why everyone knows about it.

00:38:55.000 And that was me and Vice.

00:38:57.000 But I'm cut out of the story where I was hanging Out with all of these people dating Nancy Wong and fucking getting in fights with the strokes.

00:39:08.000 You know, the hives image, it was one of those things that the who?

00:39:13.000 The strokes.

00:39:14.000 Okay, you said the hive.

00:39:16.000 I know, I had a hive.

00:39:18.000 A stroke.

00:39:19.000 The hives were like off in Sweden somewhere.

00:39:21.000 That's right.

00:39:22.000 Well, what was happening, Gavin, is that you had all these, you know, boy band type of rock bands like Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco.

00:39:29.000 And at the time, that was starting to be a very popular thing.

00:39:32.000 And then the strokes come down there with a very stripped-down rock and roll.

00:39:37.000 Stick to mafia stuff, dude.

00:39:39.000 Here's the deal.

00:39:40.000 The 90s was the rave movement, drum and bass, and most people believed that the guitar was finally done.

00:39:47.000 It was rap, it was dance, EDM, it was GHB at clubs and ecstasy, and that was it.

00:39:55.000 Fat Boy Slim and fucking Where's Your Head at?

00:39:58.000 Basement Jacks.

00:40:00.000 That was it.

00:40:00.000 Buy guitar.

00:40:02.000 And then the strokes came along and started playing guitar.

00:40:04.000 L C D sound system, they sort of rode both things, dance music and rock.

00:40:09.000 And then the Yaya Yaz came along and interpol and said, no, guitars are awesome.

00:40:15.000 And it was a major change.

00:40:18.000 And it was a cool moment.

00:40:20.000 That's what happened.

00:40:22.000 All right.

00:40:24.000 Fallout voice?

00:40:25.000 Shut up.

00:40:26.000 I remember thinking maybe New York isn't the kind of city anymore that produces iconic bands.

00:40:32.000 The Strokes launched a fireball.

00:40:35.000 Started playing New York a year ago.

00:40:37.000 Then tearing stuff up.

00:40:40.000 A lot of people quit their jobs and just were like, I'm going to play music full time.

00:40:44.000 We felt like we were going to take over the world.

00:40:48.000 People went crazy for it.

00:40:50.000 Nerd dance everywhere.

00:40:53.000 Oh, we're kind of nerdy.

00:40:55.000 So fast.

00:40:55.000 Naddy ads were weird.

00:40:57.000 Strokes were cool rich kid nerds who were really into comedy.

00:41:03.000 We're ready.

00:41:04.000 Right, team?

00:41:04.000 Go team.

00:41:09.000 Did TV on the radio really, were they that big or did they have to throw in a black band?

00:41:12.000 I think they had to throw in a black band.

00:41:14.000 Because wow, they seem so late.

00:41:16.000 Dude, very late.

00:41:17.000 TV and the radio is more like 08.

00:41:18.000 He's talking about early aughts there.

00:41:21.000 Like Dusk Professor and all that.

00:41:23.000 That seems to me to be closer to 2010 even.

00:41:28.000 Team, go team.

00:41:30.000 Today.

00:41:34.000 When was Dust Professor released?

00:41:36.000 Ah, shit.

00:41:44.000 Being a woman fronting a rock band, I was sensationalized.

00:41:48.000 No kidding.

00:41:49.000 Yeah.

00:41:50.000 She's gotten super political now, and she's like, I'm Asian.

00:41:54.000 No one saw you as Asian or a woman.

00:41:56.000 We just saw you were that cool, crazy chick who sang for the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs and dated Spike Jones for a minute.

00:42:02.000 ...to hear this.

00:42:03.000 But I've lived in fear my whole life, and I had nothing to lose.

00:42:07.000 ...

00:42:10.000 He was a really funny, awesome guy, that dude.

00:42:12.000 What the fuck was his name?

00:42:15.000 He could fail, and it didn't matter.

00:42:17.000 It was about freedom.

00:42:20.000 The king or mom.

00:42:22.000 Please don't go back and make it all political.

00:42:25.000 I know, right?

00:42:26.000 I mean, I knew all those bands.

00:42:27.000 Politics never came up once.

00:42:29.000 Giuliani was considered a fascist, and people missed old New York, but he was making us all safe.

00:42:35.000 And everyone secretly loved him.

00:42:37.000 There was no Clinton.

00:42:39.000 I mean, there was no Obama, no Trump.

00:42:41.000 If anything, it was just, I guess, Bush, but not even.

00:42:44.000 No one talked about Bush.

00:42:46.000 No.

00:42:46.000 That's what made this period so great.

00:42:49.000 this is pre-politics era America.

00:42:55.000 And the basis for Interpol is Jewish.

00:42:58.000 Right.

00:42:58.000 No.

00:42:59.000 Interpol, their biggest interest seemed to be fucking fat chicks.

00:43:04.000 I saw a clip from people waiting for one of the old shitty Star Wars, like the newer Star Warses to come out, like episode three, and just black people, white people, Asian people.

00:43:12.000 And it doesn't fucking matter.

00:43:13.000 They were just so excited for one thing.

00:43:14.000 And it was like a very unified time, pre-political America.

00:43:19.000 The Big Bang.

00:43:20.000 So your idea of a great time is Phantom Menace.

00:43:23.000 That's what you're saying.

00:43:24.000 No, not the actual thing.

00:43:25.000 That's actually how shitty and nerdy that thing is.

00:43:29.000 Proves the point that, you know, if people could get together even on the nerdiest, crappiest thing.

00:43:34.000 Maybe just stick to mafia stuff.

00:43:36.000 Write about what you know.

00:43:37.000 Talk about what you know.

00:43:38.000 I got a mob story.

00:43:40.000 You know, the cops, they came up to me and they said, you know, we want to talk.

00:43:47.000 It's a long story.

00:43:49.000 And so I wound up.

00:43:51.000 Mind if I check my phone while you're talking?

00:43:53.000 Yeah, sure.

00:43:53.000 Go ahead.

00:43:54.000 My wife's visiting her.

00:43:56.000 Her go ahead.

00:44:02.000 Anyway, so I'm there, but you know, a couple of capos.

00:44:05.000 We just got done with a job.

00:44:08.000 You know, we were taking some money from people that were bad, right?

00:44:12.000 And the cops come up and say, you know, Michael, we want to talk to, you know, whoever and whatnot.

00:44:17.000 And I said, whoever and whatnot?

00:44:19.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:44:21.000 Anyway, so back in the day, you could, you know, you could kind of work things out.

00:44:25.000 You can get jobs, you can make money.

00:44:27.000 There was a bunch of opportunities.

00:44:29.000 And then when the cameras came out, you know, these kids on their phones.

00:44:33.000 God, I'm not listening.

00:44:35.000 I think a Proud Boy just OD'd.

00:44:37.000 No.

00:44:38.000 Austin?

00:44:39.000 Alive?

00:44:41.000 Alive or dead?

00:44:42.000 You could overdose and be alive.

00:44:44.000 No, you can't.

00:44:45.000 Yeah, you can.

00:44:46.000 Well, he's having a wake, so.

00:44:47.000 Well, okay.

00:44:52.000 I forgot to cover this article, 2-5.

00:44:56.000 The tenacious reporter Will Summer, who, goddammit, these guys are such fucking major people.

00:45:02.000 Imagine monitoring a club you have nothing to do with.

00:45:06.000 You're just like a groupie.

00:45:11.000 And on top of that, Will Summer's beat is to catch conservative white males being racist.

00:45:16.000 That's his fucking job.

00:45:18.000 Well, fucking up in general.

00:45:20.000 You know?

00:45:20.000 Like, if I had some scam where I was, I don't know, buying stolen cars and stripping them for parts and it was a whole business, he'd cover that.

00:45:30.000 That's part of his hate beat because it's me doing a crime.

00:45:33.000 And I'm hate.

00:45:35.000 But yeah, they're ghost hunters.

00:45:38.000 These guys who stack, who stalk white male conservatives, the least racist demographic in the world, white male conservatives.

00:45:47.000 You never met people less racist.

00:45:49.000 They're all about meritocracy.

00:45:50.000 They don't care who you are, where you come from.

00:45:53.000 Same as the Proud Boys.

00:45:54.000 As long as you assimilate into Western culture and are willing to contribute, you're in.

00:46:00.000 But they monitor us and then totally ignore all hate from anyone else.

00:46:03.000 Anyway, this article's long and dull, and it talks about the standard versus national civil war.

00:46:10.000 The guy I went to meet, Brown David, we call him, to meet Max and John.

00:46:14.000 He's kicked out of the Long Island PBs because he had those two standard guys at his house.

00:46:19.000 He was president.

00:46:20.000 He's the hardest working dude I've ever met.

00:46:22.000 He's organized all of these prison visits.

00:46:25.000 Yeah.

00:46:25.000 And now he's kicked out because he had the wrong people at a party.

00:46:28.000 You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.

00:46:31.000 That is terrible behavior.

00:46:33.000 That's so dumb.

00:46:35.000 Way to cannibalize your own.

00:46:37.000 But that article says it has two points.

00:46:41.000 Can you send them?

00:46:42.000 Yeah, just to be like, I just want one retraction.

00:46:44.000 Just do that.

00:46:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:46.000 The two points in that article are one, everyone, all the Proud Boys hate Gavin now.

00:46:50.000 He has no influence.

00:46:51.000 It's really weird for him because he goes to these things and everyone goes, what the fuck are you doing here?

00:46:56.000 So that sucks.

00:46:57.000 Poor guy.

00:46:58.000 Not poor guy, but he's a loser.

00:47:00.000 And then the other point is the fact that he was trying to help them get back together and stop the civil war shows that he's in complete control and runs Proud Boys and is only pretending to be out.

00:47:10.000 So should be clear, the message here is one, he's out.

00:47:14.000 Two, he controls the whole thing.

00:47:17.000 Wow.

00:47:19.000 Holy shit.

00:47:21.000 I hope I made deadline, Ed.

00:47:23.000 This is the same picture where they used the sinister picture of you where you're like this.

00:47:28.000 Oh, fuck.

00:47:29.000 Where you're angry.

00:47:30.000 And now this one, you're like, oh, man.

00:47:32.000 No, that woman was photographing me for about four minutes.

00:47:35.000 So I just started making faces at her.

00:47:36.000 And that's a great picture, too, because we're there to defend Pamela Geller because all these Nazis want to kill her and jihadists want to kill her.

00:47:44.000 So regarding her talk.

00:47:45.000 And then there's Max Hare.

00:47:46.000 That's the guy behind me who's doing four years for a 17-second fight.

00:47:50.000 The guy in front of me, gay dude, OD'd on drugs.

00:47:55.000 And Antifa harassed the funeral home and his mother to the point where she had to cancel the funeral.

00:48:02.000 Yeah.

00:48:03.000 I look like I got a nut on my head.

00:48:05.000 That's probably just a weird angle.

00:48:06.000 Dude, I just think it's so funny.

00:48:09.000 They try to like, I just, this is the picture they always use, like this mean one where like you're like that, you're like, I'm sinister.

00:48:17.000 And this one, because you're dejected from the Proud Boy or something, you're like, your face looks a little softer.

00:48:23.000 Yeah, it's just propaganda.

00:48:24.000 Wow.

00:48:26.000 I didn't even know that angle existed or that one shot existed.

00:48:31.000 All right, that's enough fun news.

00:48:33.000 How are we doing for time here?

00:48:35.000 Can we squeeze in some 48?

00:48:41.000 What?

00:48:41.000 About 48 minutes?

00:48:42.000 Yep.

00:48:43.000 Let's squeeze into some racism.

00:48:45.000 Okay.

00:48:46.000 It's always fun, right?

00:48:48.000 Of course.

00:48:49.000 I'm a black female.

00:48:51.000 What other different Black woman?

00:48:57.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:48:59.000 That's crazy!

00:49:00.000 Yes!

00:49:00.000 I have a dream.

00:49:02.000 I have a dream.

00:49:03.000 Oh, Black Betty, bam, a lamb.

00:49:05.000 Oh, Black Betty, bam, a lamb.

00:49:07.000 Black Betty had a child.

00:49:09.000 Bam, a lamb.

00:49:09.000 The damn thing ain't gone.

00:49:10.000 Okay.

00:49:11.000 I'm going to think I'm going to send my son to drum lessons.

00:49:14.000 You know why?

00:49:15.000 Because I want to play the drums.

00:49:17.000 And I can't be bothered.

00:49:18.000 So I'm going to have him learn them, and I'll vicariously be playing the drums through him.

00:49:22.000 That's awesome.

00:49:23.000 That's a great thing about having kids.

00:49:25.000 They follow your dreams.

00:49:28.000 Well, he didn't.

00:49:29.000 He dropped out of boxing.

00:49:30.000 I thought he was going to become the next Tyson pig, but he prefers baseball.

00:49:35.000 Ukrainians are Nazis.

00:49:38.000 That big fat pig, Kim.com, really good follow, really smart dude.

00:49:44.000 He's a bit of an ostradamus.

00:49:47.000 Click on that thread.

00:49:52.000 Ukraine is infested with Nazis.

00:49:54.000 Zelensky tolerates them.

00:49:55.000 The Ukraine military embraces them.

00:49:56.000 And the Western media, which previously reported it is no longer interested, which pre-reported about it, is no longer interested.

00:50:03.000 It's shameful that Western leaders are not addressing this glaring problem.

00:50:06.000 Yeah, like the hate hunters.

00:50:08.000 Whenever they come across an actual thing, but it's not convenient to the narrative, they just completely ignore it.

00:50:12.000 How many Daily Beast articles has Will Summer done about the Nazi movement in Ukraine?

00:50:19.000 It's complicated, okay?

00:50:20.000 They always try to say it's complicated.

00:50:24.000 They had the head of the military with some bracelet on that has these silver swastikas on it.

00:50:29.000 It's not a subtle thing, folks.

00:50:31.000 Considering all the evidence, the swastika bracelet debate about General Zelensky is a sideshow.

00:50:35.000 The Nazi problem in Ukraine is significant and well-documented.

00:50:38.000 No CIA botnet, no U.S. government propaganda, no fake news media can change that.

00:50:43.000 Thank you, Internet.

00:50:44.000 Here it is, right here.

00:50:46.000 I love it.

00:50:46.000 It's just endless fodder for laughs with Jon Stewart handing someone a trophy and they have a fucking black son tattoo hidden with a bandage.

00:50:56.000 Do they do the anti-John Kinsman thing where they try to get the highest angle possible to make that look like not a Nazi salute?

00:51:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:03.000 They're on a crane.

00:51:04.000 It's a drone shot.

00:51:09.000 What's 4-0?

00:51:11.000 Oh, that was the bracelet?

00:51:15.000 Oh, no, this is funny.

00:51:16.000 So this is Russian propaganda about how much we suck.

00:51:20.000 And I don't disagree.

00:51:25.000 How long have I wanted to do this?

00:51:28.000 You're flying to America?

00:51:30.000 Yes, we're moving here.

00:51:32.000 America is the freest country in the world.

00:51:35.000 Land of opportunity.

00:51:37.000 Are you with your husband?

00:51:38.000 Yes, we are together here.

00:51:39.000 He will come soon.

00:51:41.000 And here's my husband.

00:51:44.000 Get acquainted.

00:51:48.000 It's a woman.

00:51:51.000 Can you believe this shit?

00:51:54.000 Who inhales their meat?

00:51:55.000 We don't let them eat meat.

00:52:09.000 The guy's eating meat, and she's saying there's vegetarians behind you.

00:52:12.000 Yeah, for the listeners.

00:52:15.000 At least the first one was true.

00:52:17.000 Yeah, this one's a little bit of a stretch.

00:52:23.000 This one's true.

00:52:32.000 This is the end for me.

00:52:34.000 If we're allowing butting in line, as a butt boy, I'm out.

00:52:41.000 I'm Vladimir Bootno.

00:52:42.000 goldinger bell pertestine in a bell we did them every americans me dogoo prestigious this is all true Wow.

00:53:07.000 You notice that the African-American was actually African?

00:53:10.000 We Isn't the timing weird with this?

00:53:22.000 Why?

00:53:23.000 There's a bar behind, and they're child free.

00:53:27.000 making a child-free couple They're jumping out of the plane.

00:53:43.000 You guys need parachutes, not life jackets.

00:53:48.000 I don't know if you're aware of what impact is.

00:53:51.000 Do they not have physics?

00:53:52.000 Look at me.

00:53:53.000 I'm the Russian propaganda now.

00:53:58.000 Here's more shitting on white people just for fun.

00:54:02.000 I get worried about a white ethnostate because there's something about whites where we just hate ourselves.

00:54:10.000 And when we are 100% of the population, we come up with great ideas like, let's kill our daughter.

00:54:16.000 She's been depressed.

00:54:18.000 Woman 23 who survived 2016 Brussels airport ISIS bomb but could not live with the trauma is happily euthanized in Belgium.

00:54:27.000 She opted to be euthanized.

00:54:29.000 She's only 23.

00:54:31.000 When she was 17, she narrowly escaped some attacks, but she's suffering from it mentally.

00:54:36.000 She has PTSD, and she's tried to take her own life.

00:54:39.000 So the state went, yep, all right, let's get you killed.

00:54:43.000 Let's give up on you.

00:54:45.000 This is also like a lack of religion in a culture, too.

00:54:48.000 But can you imagine African Americans, Mexican, Japanese, any other group going, yep, let's get you euthanized?

00:54:55.000 Maybe Japan.

00:54:56.000 Maybe Japan, yeah.

00:54:58.000 Keep going down.

00:55:01.000 So she's depressed.

00:55:03.000 So the state had her murdered.

00:55:07.000 Assisted suicide of a 23-year-old.

00:55:09.000 Let me tell you, all 23-year-olds are traumatized.

00:55:13.000 From your late teens to your early 20s, you do not know what up is.

00:55:17.000 You do not know where you're going.

00:55:18.000 You're a lost ball of nerves.

00:55:21.000 It's just the way it is.

00:55:23.000 And then you start to get into your groove in your later 20s, mid to late 20s.

00:55:28.000 And by 30, you know who you are.

00:55:29.000 And okay, we're doing this.

00:55:32.000 40, 50 is easy peasy.

00:55:34.000 Yeah, she's literally right on that hump.

00:55:36.000 Like, 23 is still, like...

00:55:41.000 21.

00:55:41.000 You're still dragging out your teens, kind of?

00:55:42.000 When you're 24, literally, when you're 24, 25, it's like, all right, I'm buckled up.

00:55:48.000 None of the bullshit bothers me anymore.

00:55:50.000 She was right there.

00:55:52.000 I mean, bye-bye.

00:55:55.000 Dead.

00:55:58.000 One of her parents were holding her hand.

00:56:00.000 Well, this is what's best for you.

00:56:02.000 No.

00:56:03.000 It's never a deal.

00:56:04.000 Whenever someone is very depressed, suicide is not an option.

00:56:08.000 It's like I had a buddy who went to couples therapy, and she said, she said, okay, let's start at the beginning.

00:56:18.000 Do you guys have sex when you're alone, when the kids aren't around?

00:56:20.000 And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah.

00:56:21.000 I fuck like rabbits if the kids aren't around.

00:56:23.000 She goes, okay, good.

00:56:24.000 Okay, let's get started.

00:56:26.000 And he goes, wait, wait, what if I had said, no, we never have sex even when we're alone and the kids aren't around?

00:56:31.000 He goes, sorry, she said, well, at that point, sorry.

00:56:42.000 He goes, she goes, well, at that point, we'd have to start dismantling the marriage.

00:56:49.000 What?

00:56:50.000 This is, I'm here at Coppol Therapy to improve my marriage.

00:56:53.000 And you're coming up with a divorce plan?

00:56:56.000 No, we don't give up.

00:56:57.000 We get fired.

00:57:00.000 That's like you go to your priest because you're having doubts about God.

00:57:03.000 And he goes, okay, well, when you're in a foxhole, you pray to God.

00:57:06.000 No, even then I'm ready to die.

00:57:07.000 Okay, well, let's start making you an atheist and dismantle it.

00:57:10.000 What does she say?

00:57:11.000 I was, Shanti wrote, I was laughing and crying until the last day.

00:57:16.000 I loved and allowed to feel what true love is.

00:57:18.000 Now I will go away in peace.

00:57:20.000 Know that I miss you already.

00:57:24.000 Whoa.

00:57:25.000 Terrible.

00:57:27.000 Talk about ethnomasochism.

00:57:29.000 I wonder if she, was there any guilt that maybe she was harnessing some sort of like anti-Muslim sentiment after that?

00:57:34.000 Yeah, maybe she felt racist.

00:57:36.000 Couldn't live with that.

00:57:38.000 Yikes.

00:57:42.000 God, I've had a weird tickle in my throat ever since I had COVID.

00:57:46.000 I've been needing to get to this for a while here, but it's from last week.

00:57:54.000 Kraeger U. I'm seeing stars right now, by the way.

00:58:00.000 Looks like little lightning bugs flying around.

00:58:03.000 They're coming from up and going down.

00:58:05.000 They're coming from down and going up, and then they disappear in the middle.

00:58:07.000 Yeah.

00:58:09.000 There's just a few scatters now.

00:58:13.000 Okay, they're gone.

00:58:14.000 I like shit like that.

00:58:15.000 And deja vu?

00:58:16.000 I like twitching.

00:58:17.000 You know, when you look down your leg and your knee is going boop, boop, boop, and you're not controlling it?

00:58:21.000 People hate those.

00:58:22.000 I love those.

00:58:22.000 Like when you get a twitch.

00:58:23.000 Yes, and then you touch it and you can feel it.

00:58:26.000 It's like my body's doing something I'm not in control of.

00:58:28.000 I like twitching.

00:58:29.000 I like deja vu.

00:58:30.000 I like the stars when you're almost about to pass out.

00:58:34.000 All cool things.

00:58:36.000 So Prague or you were on Dr. Phil, which is a weird marriage.

00:58:41.000 And of course, this is why they want to cancel white people and conservatives and not debate them because they always get destroyed when they go head-to-head with us.

00:58:53.000 Not only is food being appropriated, but it needs to stop.

00:58:59.000 Tell me what you mean.

00:59:00.000 I wrote an article about TikTok creators sharing a specific drink called, well, they called it spa water, but it's actually ahuafresca, which is something that comes from Mexican culture, Latino culture.

00:59:14.000 It's a drink that is water, sugar, and like blended fruits and vegetables.

00:59:20.000 Let's think about Jack Daniels and the enslaved person that created that recipe.

00:59:23.000 It would be nice to let his family benefit from that.

00:59:26.000 First of all, stop.

00:59:27.000 Jack Daniels'family become...

00:59:30.000 I guarantee you, if we look this up, there were rumors that a black guy did work with the guy who did the recipe, and it wasn't an old slave, but it almost was.

00:59:40.000 Guarantee you.

00:59:44.000 Millionaires.

00:59:45.000 So they would have to track down the creator of Agua Fresca, hope that they still have family alive and give them some of the money they've made off the TikTok state.

00:59:52.000 I don't think it's specifically that.

00:59:54.000 It's not, at least me personally, I don't think they need to be compensated.

00:59:58.000 You say not only is food being appropriated, but is it busting or disgusting?

01:00:03.000 What?

01:00:04.000 But is the Agua Fresca, is it bussing or disgusting?

01:00:09.000 You seen that guy?

01:00:10.000 No?

01:00:10.000 There's a guy on fucking...

01:00:13.000 He's on YouTube.

01:00:14.000 It's a big thing right now.

01:00:17.000 And he rates things either busting or disgusting?

01:00:20.000 Yeah.

01:00:22.000 Fucking Donovan sent me a text and he was like, it's a picture of his dad, how Mexican he looks and shit.

01:00:27.000 And he's like, it looks like my dad's about to say if something's busting or disgusting.

01:00:31.000 It looks like this guy.

01:00:33.000 He does prison snacks who used to be in prison.

01:00:35.000 Let's check it out and see if it's busting or disgusting.

01:00:39.000 Here's what the menu is looking like.

01:00:42.000 Some chicken, pelabuk.

01:00:44.000 Yeah.

01:00:45.000 Some spicy mixed chicken.

01:00:47.000 Peach mango pies.

01:00:49.000 And great palaba.

01:00:50.000 Some banana lenka.

01:00:52.000 It is busting.

01:00:53.000 Jolly bee is going to be busting for sure.

01:00:55.000 For sure.

01:00:57.000 You know, they got spaghetti with frankfooters at Jollibee that are great.

01:01:04.000 That's good.

01:01:05.000 Made with a banana sauce.

01:01:06.000 So I guess it's like a burger patty with some gravy on it.

01:01:12.000 So good.

01:01:13.000 Boston.

01:01:16.000 What you think, man?

01:01:17.000 This is busting.

01:01:19.000 Banana Linka pie.

01:01:21.000 You could taste both flavors.

01:01:24.000 Boston.

01:01:25.000 Peach mango.

01:01:26.000 How many followers does he have?

01:01:27.000 He's blowing up.

01:01:28.000 Probably a million kajillion.

01:01:30.000 Really?

01:01:31.000 I just found him the other day, but he's doing very well.

01:01:33.000 They also talk about cultural appropriation here, 5-3.

01:01:36.000 5-3.

01:01:42.000 Same level as cultural appropriation.

01:01:44.000 Absolutely.

01:01:45.000 I put that on the same level as white supremacy, because white supremacy is intersectional.

01:01:49.000 But you don't agree.

01:01:51.000 I don't.

01:01:52.000 No.

01:01:52.000 Not only is it somewhat a waste of time, but it's nearly impossible.

01:01:56.000 There are hundreds of ways that one could appropriate somebody else's culture or their livelihood.

01:02:01.000 And to expect any one human being to keep on top of that throughout their entire life, I think, is an unrealistic ask.

01:02:08.000 And I think imitation is a form of flattery.

01:02:10.000 I appreciate my food by eating it.

01:02:12.000 I appreciate the hair that I wear by wearing it, by putting on the clothes that I wear.

01:02:17.000 And every single item around us in this room could probably be attributed to a certain culture.

01:02:22.000 Do we have to constantly worry about what culture we gain things from?

01:02:26.000 Racism and sexism are on the same level as cultural appropriation.

01:02:30.000 He also goes on to say that it's sort of like someone else does their homework and then you take that homework and you go to the teacher and you get an A. Is Beyonce culturally appropriating my hair?

01:02:43.000 Also, what is Beyonce's music?

01:02:44.000 Isn't it pop?

01:02:45.000 Couldn't you argue that pop was the Beatles?

01:02:48.000 Right.

01:02:49.000 It's a we're all.

01:02:50.000 That's what culture is.

01:02:52.000 It's and they call even braids.

01:02:55.000 It's a Dutch braid.

01:02:56.000 When you're getting your hair braided, you think that you're some sort of African queen?

01:03:01.000 No, that was the Dutch.

01:03:03.000 They want unity and hate unity.

01:03:05.000 Jesus was white.

01:03:06.000 This is interesting because it's a little video about disproving the whole Jesus was black thing.

01:03:12.000 And it feels racist to watch, which is where we are.

01:03:17.000 I mean, I am liberal brainwashing in my system, too.

01:03:20.000 So I'm always surprised by my own feelings.

01:03:23.000 And when I saw all this about who was white and what whites have accomplished, I was like, I'm not supposed to like this.

01:03:28.000 This is bad.

01:03:30.000 Rulers appear.

01:03:31.000 What race can truly fulfill that prophecy other than the current white race?

01:03:36.000 Number 13.

01:03:38.000 I don't know what that was.

01:03:38.000 Number 12 was.

01:03:40.000 Just like his people.

01:03:41.000 Are there any biblical descriptions of Jesus?

01:03:44.000 The Nazarites were purer than snow.

01:03:46.000 They were whiter than milk.

01:03:48.000 They were more ruddy in body than rubies.

01:03:51.000 If Jesus was a Nazarete, then how could he be dark-skinned?

01:03:55.000 Furthermore, if he was a descendant of Adam, how could he not be white and capable of blushing?

01:04:00.000 Are there any historical descriptions of Jesus?

01:04:03.000 The Roman consul Clentilus wrote a letter to the emperor, and in it he describes the condemned man Jesus of Nazareth as having blue eyes and blonde hair.

01:04:14.000 Pontius Pilate, a second witness, in a letter to the emperor of the time Tiberius Caesar, also describes Christ with golden coloured hair.

01:04:23.000 If Jesus was white and looked like many modern white males today, then what did the rest of the Israelites look like?

01:04:30.000 Is it not obvious?

01:04:31.000 Number 14, America, the only truly Christian nation.

01:04:36.000 And then after shitting on white people and their euthanasia, I just want to say something wonderful about white men and how gay I am for them.

01:04:47.000 Look at this guy's 78s.

01:04:50.000 Sorry to hear that Joe Bussand has passed.

01:04:53.000 He's bussing.

01:04:55.000 Here I am standing next to him.

01:04:56.000 This is Lou Barlow from Dinosaur Jr.

01:04:58.000 Here I am standing next to him a long time ago when Sebado, that was his album, got the hookup to have a visit.

01:05:03.000 First he asked what we wanted to hear.

01:05:06.000 Claw Hammer Banjo was Jake's answer.

01:05:11.000 Then began a mind-blowing curated dive into Joe's insane collection of 78s.

01:05:16.000 He played the ancient records with various wooden needles he chose to fit each disc.

01:05:22.000 All through a huge German speaker from like the 40s that sounded as if the player were in the room.

01:05:27.000 I was convinced Sunhouse was literally present.

01:05:31.000 I had no idea old records were capable of that kind of fidelity.

01:05:35.000 He played obscure Appalachian string bands that sounded positively otherworldly and as if it was made now.

01:05:42.000 I just sat or paced, jaw-dropped and mostly quiet.

01:05:45.000 I didn't take notes, so I may never experience some of the incredible music again.

01:05:50.000 If I remember correctly, he had some family working on digitizing the collection.

01:05:54.000 There was recording gear there, so hopefully the scope of what he had can be known.

01:05:58.000 Too much to say.

01:05:59.000 I think about this visit all the time.

01:06:01.000 It was an amazing day with this old codger and his stories and opinions.

01:06:05.000 He lived with his sister in a retired, in a raised ranch house in semi-rural Frederick, Maryland.

01:06:12.000 Oh, that's where we got the car.

01:06:13.000 Oh, wow, yeah.

01:06:14.000 There was another room in that basement he had filled with enormous, ornate, and empty wasps' nest.

01:06:19.000 Holy shit.

01:06:21.000 What a fucking awesome dude, huh?

01:06:23.000 Wow.

01:06:24.000 Yeah, we were.

01:06:25.000 How beautiful that shelf is.

01:06:27.000 We had a band practice, and they were playing Black Sabbath through vinyl, and it sounded like they were just a band playing in the fucking place.

01:06:34.000 Yeah?

01:06:35.000 It was insane.

01:06:36.000 You think vinyl is superior?

01:06:38.000 I don't know if it's superior, but it definitely sounds like they're in the room with you.

01:06:42.000 We would.

01:06:43.000 I was, all right, let's end it with this liberal argument against racist 5-6.

01:06:50.000 So this guy is arguing with Nigel Farage.

01:06:53.000 I mean, how many times have we seen this?

01:06:54.000 It goes back to the Prager You and Dr. Phil thing.

01:06:57.000 Like, just the lack of intellectual rigor that goes on with these brainwashed kids.

01:07:02.000 You're a fascist.

01:07:03.000 You're a Nazi.

01:07:05.000 Like, when they attack us, they say, oh, you're into QAnon and stuff, which isn't true.

01:07:11.000 But when we attack them, they are, they're blue and on.

01:07:15.000 Like, the stereotypes are true.

01:07:18.000 You know what I mean?

01:07:19.000 So they take the extremist freaks from our group and say, you guys are out of your mind.

01:07:23.000 We just take a normal dude from your side and go, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

01:07:27.000 You sound like an idiot.

01:07:30.000 I'm not a fan of Naja Fraj wearing his phone in his blazer pocket, by the way.

01:07:35.000 That's not a good look.

01:07:38.000 It ruins the drape of the garment.

01:07:40.000 Yeah, it's dangerous.

01:07:41.000 My inside pocket is 1% harder to get to.

01:07:45.000 Welcoming the CPAC conference, letting you know that you're not available.

01:07:52.000 Racists is homophobic.

01:07:58.000 Our argument is that fascists aren't welcome here.

01:08:02.000 As yourself, you're intellectuals.

01:08:03.000 As yourself intellectuals.

01:08:07.000 Far right scum like yourself.

01:08:09.000 Anti-screasists.

01:08:10.000 Anti-queer.

01:08:11.000 People who want to organise as the far-right.

01:08:14.000 people who want to have conferences like this where you can talk about how you're going to smash women's rights.

01:08:18.000 Have you been in the conference?

01:08:20.000 No, I haven't been inside the conference.

01:08:22.000 I was outside on the streets standing with ordinary people against people like you.

01:08:27.000 Are you capable of having an army?

01:08:31.000 I mean, what's the argument that we should let people like yourself who want to blame refugees?

01:08:37.000 People like you who talk about Discrimination.

01:08:45.000 You can't have a debate with me without swearing.

01:08:47.000 I don't care about swearing.

01:08:50.000 Of course you don't.

01:08:52.000 Because you don't actually have an argument.

01:08:56.000 Are you morally superior?

01:08:58.000 We think that ordinary people should be standing up to people like you, people from the far right, people who claim...

01:09:05.000 You can't tell me why.

01:09:07.000 Because you're trying to cook here a movement that will take away the rights of some of the most oppressed.

01:09:11.000 Do you think that the virus is something that it's something not to be?

01:09:15.000 It's a very good excuse for government to limit our freedom.

01:09:22.000 I completely respect your right to do that.

01:09:25.000 You were here to protest the Safe Pack Conference.

01:09:28.000 I'm not kidding of the debate with you.

01:09:30.000 Yeah, I'm not kidding.

01:09:31.000 He had such a great opportunity.

01:09:33.000 Here's the deal, dude.

01:09:34.000 Naja Faraj noticed that immigration was strictly Muslim in Britain.

01:09:40.000 It was changing the whole, not just demography of London and England and Birmingham and Luton, but it was changing the entire population.

01:09:49.000 There was more mosques than pubs at one point.

01:09:52.000 And all of these decisions were coming from, what's his name?

01:09:57.000 Tony Blair.

01:09:58.000 And he seemed to be doing it, as Nigel said, just to rub the working class's nose in a bunch of Muslims, just as a fuck you, because the class system there is so anti-working class.

01:10:09.000 Or at least from the elites.

01:10:11.000 So he noticed that, and he said, let's not have Brussels define our immigration because our immigration is a complete fucking mess right now.

01:10:22.000 And they take that to anti-queer smack.

01:10:25.000 You want to talk about anti-queer?

01:10:26.000 Talk to the Pakistani immigrants who changed the shape of England.

01:10:31.000 I'll show you some fucking anti-queer.

01:10:37.000 All right, let's hit the mailbag.

01:10:40.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:10:44.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:10:50.000 Let me touch it.

01:10:53.000 Black Betty song.

01:10:55.000 Your G-Dog and Low-T homo was curious if you have heard Spider-Bait's version of the Black Betty song.

01:11:02.000 It is on my workout playlist.

01:11:05.000 Okay.

01:11:06.000 Okay.

01:11:08.000 It's exciting.

01:11:10.000 How are we doing?

01:11:12.000 You got that yet?

01:11:14.000 It's the newest.

01:11:15.000 It says Black Betty song.

01:11:17.000 Oh, it's up in the bottom.

01:11:18.000 That's correct.

01:11:18.000 Gotcha.

01:11:20.000 I'm just going in order of the most recent ones.

01:11:25.000 Okay, taking a while here?

01:11:27.000 in a while.

01:11:29.000 Oh, I like to know it's okay.

01:11:45.000 Isn't this the Diana Death Band?

01:11:56.000 Isn't that Razor Nights?

01:12:16.000 Cool.

01:12:17.000 Good workout, Jam.

01:12:20.000 Dear Gaytard and Asian Frump.

01:12:22.000 Are you frumpy?

01:12:23.000 I don't think I'm frumpy.

01:12:24.000 Frumpy is like a chubby woman with lots of extraneous clothing, isn't it?

01:12:29.000 I agree.

01:12:30.000 Big floppy tits.

01:12:33.000 Recently, my firm, there's a link for this at the bottom.

01:12:35.000 Recently, my firm did an event at the Children's Museum of Indianapolis.

01:12:38.000 This museum has been a bastion of fond memories and entertainment for children in our state as long as I can remember.

01:12:43.000 Five floors of discovery from ancient history to astronomy, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:48.000 Unique pearls like full-size indie cars.

01:12:51.000 Casting of Han Solo after he was frozen.

01:12:54.000 Hadn't been there in a number of years.

01:12:55.000 Now that I have a one-year-old, I looked forward to the opportunity to take her.

01:13:00.000 Most of it was great and exactly as I remembered.

01:13:02.000 I was most excited to see, for sure, the jazz celebration exhibit I loved all those years ago.

01:13:07.000 Positive celebration of black culture, jazz music, complete with instruments the kids could play and old music they could thumb through.

01:13:15.000 Sounds good.

01:13:15.000 Everything's going well so far, right?

01:13:17.000 Yeah.

01:13:18.000 To my dismay, this exhibit has been recently renovated and revamped.

01:13:23.000 I should have known what was coming when I rounded the corner to it and started seeing a celebration of Black Lives Matter, including the quote-unquote tools they used for their revolutionary act of painting a fucking street mural.

01:13:34.000 It looked like a shrine to a Mexican man's workday.

01:13:39.000 But that was not the ultimate horror I experienced.

01:13:41.000 As I came closer to my once-beloved jazz exhibit to see a new immersive look into the life of Emmett Till, there's a warning outside it, unlike any other exhibition in the museum.

01:13:51.000 Children under 10 should use caution when experiencing this exhibit as it uses heavy racial language, bright flashes, and sounds of gunfire.

01:13:59.000 Proudly proclaimed above the doorway was, let the world see, referring to his mother wanting the casket to be open despite the state of his body.

01:14:07.000 No longer, by the way, Emmett Till, AIU, is doing a big expose on it.

01:14:12.000 We don't know if he was innocent or not.

01:14:16.000 I've heard tale that the woman admitted she lied.

01:14:19.000 I've heard tale that she didn't.

01:14:22.000 And he was beaten for molesting a young lady.

01:14:26.000 And he was beaten because the lady's father was a prominent figure in the town, I believe, and a well-established member of the community.

01:14:33.000 So he's beaten by, I think, five guys.

01:14:36.000 Two of them were black.

01:14:38.000 This wasn't a racist attack.

01:14:40.000 This was an anti-groping attack that they overdid.

01:14:46.000 No longer can children be free to roam the halls of discovery without that nagging idea that you're a piece of shit because you're white and you're directly responsible for Emmett Till's death, you racist bigot.

01:14:57.000 To be fair, I think that they had some making up to do for this.

01:15:02.000 This was just in July.

01:15:04.000 Thanks for joining us.

01:15:05.000 I'm Cody Adams.

01:15:06.000 The Children's Museum of Indianapolis is apologizing after a report of a Juneteenth watermelon salad.

01:15:12.000 This came to light in a report from TMZ.

01:15:15.000 You can see that tweet too.

01:15:16.000 Hit him with the epitill.

01:15:17.000 Give them everything.

01:15:18.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:15:19.000 ...cited an unsourced photo that shows a salad labeled Juneteenth watermelon salad.

01:15:24.000 The museum released a statement about the situation.

01:15:27.000 They say, as a museum, we apologize and acknowledge...

01:15:31.000 I think people should take that stereo.

01:15:34.000 You know, this is another example of someone being arrested for not being racist.

01:15:38.000 Like there was that ESPN guy.

01:15:40.000 I've been thinking about him a lot recently.

01:15:42.000 I can't remember whatever happened, or I don't know whatever happened to this guy, but he talked about Jeremy Lynn on a basketball team and he called him the chink in the armor.

01:15:50.000 Now, he wasn't thinking of chink when he saw Jeremy Lynn because he's not racist.

01:15:56.000 Now, you and I, I guess, are not as lucky as him.

01:16:01.000 And so they said, you can't say that.

01:16:03.000 And he goes, I've used chink in the armor a million times.

01:16:06.000 It always means like the weak player on the team.

01:16:08.000 I guess now I realize, yeah, I shouldn't have said that because that's a racial epithet, but it wasn't in my head, obviously.

01:16:14.000 And then to not say it would imply that all of a sudden you're not using it on this chink.

01:16:20.000 Then you're calling him a chink.

01:16:22.000 You're saying I only say the word chink when chinks aren't around.

01:16:26.000 So for the first time in what has been a remarkable two-week run, Jeremy Lynn shows that Shink in the Armor, the Knicks' seven-game winning streak, ends against the Hornets as they do.

01:16:36.000 And he said the ends versus the Hornets.

01:16:38.000 Terrible.

01:16:39.000 Terrible.

01:16:40.000 I see this one's from some dude, Will Hartzel on TikTok.

01:16:46.000 It's not opening for me.

01:16:48.000 Let's see.

01:16:49.000 Is it open?

01:16:50.000 It is opening for me.

01:16:52.000 So here we go.

01:16:53.000 If you're by yourself, no worries.

01:16:55.000 Just follow.

01:16:59.000 Ancient Chinese.

01:17:02.000 White Lotus dropped.

01:17:03.000 Apparently, White Lotus is back with a new season.

01:17:05.000 Great show.

01:17:06.000 Great show.

01:17:07.000 I know I say fiction is for fags, but the problem with a fiction book is it's a week out of your life.

01:17:13.000 You're in someone else's imagination.

01:17:15.000 A show is what, 20 minutes, 30 minutes?

01:17:26.000 I still want to fuck you.

01:17:31.000 Yeah, that's not so great.

01:17:35.000 Happy disingenuous People's Day.

01:17:39.000 If they want to deny Columbus, let's celebrate their fake outrage.

01:17:42.000 Let's make it a new holiday.

01:17:45.000 Happy disingenuous.

01:17:46.000 That's fun.

01:17:52.000 Jordan Peterson, this is how the left views him.

01:17:55.000 sadly it is a good laugh.

01:18:10.000 Lots of them, I don't know how many.

01:18:12.000 All women are disgusting.

01:18:13.000 There's lots of them.

01:18:14.000 I don't know how many of them.

01:18:15.000 I've had enough of women.

01:18:16.000 I don't want to have anything to do with women.

01:18:18.000 Why?

01:18:19.000 Well, that doesn't require much explanation.

01:18:22.000 Your girlfriend is like your mother.

01:18:23.000 I'm often accused of being gay.

01:18:25.000 Well, yes, obviously.

01:18:27.000 Meow, let's go kill some snakes.

01:18:29.000 Hitler did this beautifully.

01:18:31.000 The Nazis are unbelievably great, Nazi-like.

01:18:33.000 Like, what the hell is that?

01:18:35.000 Look at me, look at me.

01:18:36.000 I'm Hitler.

01:18:37.000 I've watched Hitler's movies, but I don't understand.

01:18:39.000 Up.

01:18:40.000 Okay, up.

01:18:41.000 From where?

01:18:43.000 Why, up?

01:18:43.000 It's low resolution.

01:18:45.000 It's low resolution.

01:18:47.000 All women are dis That's great.

01:18:51.000 That's a good one to end on all right.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 10, 2022

S04E174 - HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY!

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