Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E176 - CUCKMERCIAL FOR SHIT BISCUITS

00:01:15.000 Maybe we should kind of just roll the volume down instead of just pressing stop on this one.

00:01:27.000 She is like the lady down the road, or just the woman up the street, like any mother you may know.

00:01:44.000 Whoa, why did you interrupt the song to come up with some dumb ideas?

00:01:49.000 I thought that maybe you could just fade it.

00:01:52.000 That's a delicate song.

00:01:53.000 You want to fade that.

00:01:55.000 That's Katie Malura.

00:01:58.000 Beautiful.

00:02:00.000 I think she's a Russian chick. 1.00

00:02:02.000 Grew up in Belfast, London.

00:02:04.000 Very popular in Britain.

00:02:06.000 Totally unheard of here.

00:02:08.000 She was dated to a race bike guy.

00:02:12.000 Sport bike driver.

00:02:14.000 She's pregnant now. 0.99

00:02:15.000 We don't know with whom.

00:02:16.000 She left the motorcycle guy.

00:02:19.000 Probably the most beautiful woman in the world.

00:02:22.000 Definitely up there.

00:02:24.000 And there's some pictures that just came out of her pregnant. 1.00

00:02:28.000 And I just looked at it and I thought, what a lucky guy.

00:02:31.000 She's kind of old, though.

00:02:34.000 37.

00:02:36.000 Now keep in mind, this is super duper pregnant. 1.00

00:02:40.000 No makeup.

00:02:41.000 Rainy day.

00:02:43.000 What a perfect beauty.

00:02:48.000 Look at that.

00:02:48.000 So happy.

00:02:53.000 What a healthy human being.

00:02:56.000 Great nipples, too. 0.58

00:02:59.000 I didn't notice nipples there.

00:03:00.000 Oh, that's interesting.

00:03:01.000 I suppose they are there, huh?

00:03:03.000 Regularly squint.

00:03:05.000 When you see a pregnant woman on the street, you're like, oh, it works. 1.00

00:03:10.000 That's why it's appealing.

00:03:12.000 You don't want a banger right there. 1.00

00:03:15.000 But you're like, that woman, everything works. 0.90

00:03:17.000 It's operating.

00:03:20.000 The engine's in good condition.

00:03:22.000 Keep going down.

00:03:22.000 You can see what she used to look like before she got pregnant.

00:03:25.000 She looks very different than when she was younger.

00:03:29.000 Totally different.

00:03:31.000 But Google image her.

00:03:32.000 She does very well.

00:03:35.000 Where are you going?

00:03:36.000 You could have just used the photo caption.

00:03:40.000 We're off to a very serene start here.

00:03:43.000 Yes, of course.

00:03:43.000 Look at that beautiful lady.

00:03:46.000 And she sings like an angel.

00:03:51.000 Is that a 10?

00:03:52.000 It's not a 10.

00:03:54.000 It's an 8.

00:03:59.000 8.7.

00:04:02.000 She could be defined as smoky. 1.00

00:04:05.000 And not like Smoke Show, but she's got a smoky look to her. 1.00

00:04:09.000 But she's not a girl you want to face fuck. 1.00

00:04:11.000 She's a girl you want to marry. 0.99

00:04:13.000 Right, but smokey.

00:04:15.000 And just have around.

00:04:16.000 Like you want to grow old with her.

00:04:20.000 What did you just say?

00:04:21.000 Nothing.

00:04:22.000 She's smoky. 0.98

00:04:23.000 Oh.

00:04:23.000 That's her face saying that to me.

00:04:25.000 What'd you say?

00:04:26.000 Why the fuck are you talking about that?

00:04:27.000 All right, let's get serious.

00:04:28.000 Let's get mad.

00:04:29.000 Fucking robots are back, and you know how I feel about robots.

00:04:32.000 I hate their guts.

00:04:34.000 I'm obviously very impressed with AI, especially the art.

00:04:38.000 That's a thing.

00:04:41.000 I'm impressed with robotics, the way they can, you know, make a barbed wire fence or something.

00:04:49.000 Everyone's impressed with that.

00:04:50.000 Yes, cool.

00:04:52.000 But I hate the subject of, will robots be taking over?

00:04:57.000 Are we going to soon have our own personal robot?

00:05:01.000 Yeah, in about a million years.

00:05:04.000 And even then, it will be for the elites.

00:05:07.000 If you do a movie in India right now, it is cheaper to get a person to hold your lighting than a light stand.

00:05:16.000 People are cheaper than a steel tripod to rent for the day.

00:05:22.000 That'll always be the case.

00:05:23.000 There will always be cheap labor.

00:05:25.000 And robots will always be expensive.

00:05:27.000 Okay?

00:05:29.000 So stop talking about them like they're real.

00:05:32.000 And every time they fucking show up to a thing, I just got this new tie from Brooks Brothers.

00:05:37.000 It's bothering me.

00:05:39.000 Every time they show up to a thing, it's this shitty, uncanny valley face.

00:05:49.000 And they ask it some pre-scripted question, and then it responds.

00:05:53.000 It's just a Chuck E. Cheese display.

00:05:55.000 It's just a small world, after all, in Disneyland.

00:05:59.000 I'm not impressed.

00:06:00.000 You have little g-g-g-g. 1.00

00:06:09.000 You know what the House of Lords is?

00:06:12.000 It's like a stopgap for the House of Commons when they come up to a bill.

00:06:15.000 They can strike down a bill.

00:06:16.000 It's all just aristocrats and the sons of monarchs and famous people.

00:06:22.000 It's a joke.

00:06:24.000 And they never do anything.

00:06:25.000 They almost never strike down a bill.

00:06:27.000 But anyway, that's these pretentious British People who went to posh schools and they just get entertained. 1.00

00:06:33.000 So, this fucking robot in quotation marks, by the way, my head's touching the top here, Ryan.

00:06:39.000 Why do you have to keep resizing this?

00:06:41.000 Sometimes you slump.

00:06:44.000 Okay, but so I slump.

00:06:47.000 And then you're kind of like very low.

00:06:51.000 Some fucking artist cunt, shithead asshole, monster, piece of garbage, designed this. 1.00

00:06:58.000 What does that mean?

00:06:59.000 It means he did a drawing, a drawing of a fucking woman.

00:07:04.000 Of course, they're always female. 1.00

00:07:07.000 And he put her in a nice little cardigan, a nice jumper with some coveralls and a little bob.

00:07:14.000 But of course, her arms are going to be really robotic, sort of, to remind you that she's a bloody robo. 0.95

00:07:21.000 And they did it again.

00:07:24.000 Remember the other one, United Nations meeting?

00:07:27.000 And they're like, so, whatever your stupid name is, Sirio, what do you think the future is for the United Nations?

00:07:35.000 And she's like, the United Nations is a great way for nations to come to.

00:07:40.000 It's a dumb ad from Chuck E. Cheese.

00:07:44.000 So this is the exact same story.

00:07:46.000 Again, it's back in the news.

00:07:48.000 Different company, different fucking robot.

00:07:55.000 Wait, wait, go back, go back.

00:07:57.000 This is just proving what I'm saying.

00:08:01.000 Thank him for bringing Ada more like that that's been involved in making this happen.

00:08:08.000 Ada uses an AI language model.

00:08:11.000 She has been trained on a specific data, so she speaks in a very specific way to her.

00:08:17.000 Today, did you catch that?

00:08:21.000 She speaks in a very specific way to her.

00:08:24.000 She speaks in a very specific way.

00:08:25.000 So you speak in a very specific...

00:08:32.000 Who is Ada? 0.84

00:08:38.000 American Disabilities Act.

00:08:40.000 And we have our own cyborg right here.

00:08:51.000 What he means is, so she's shittier than Siri.

00:08:54.000 What he means is, you have to speak to her in a very specific way, which is, hello, what is 2 plus 2?

00:09:03.000 He's human splitting.

00:09:06.000 Questions will be submitted so that we can get a quality response you are listening to.

00:09:12.000 Did you hear that?

00:09:13.000 The questions are prescripted so you can get a quality response.

00:09:18.000 Meaning a pre-written fucking response.

00:09:21.000 This is facile.

00:09:23.000 This is for babies.

00:09:25.000 Why are adults doing this in the highest level of parliament in Britain?

00:09:31.000 ...to be submitted so that we can get a quality response.

00:09:35.000 You are listening to an AI language model.

00:09:38.000 I want that to be clear.

00:09:41.000 The guy behind them, like, okay, a little fucking weird, but whatever.

00:09:44.000 I want that to be clear.

00:09:46.000 Which is quite mind-boggling when you think about the responses that you may be receiving shortly.

00:09:53.000 But so we're not wanting a live session in respect of instant answers.

00:09:58.000 And the person controlling it's making her look around like, hey, I'm aware.

00:10:04.000 Save here.

00:10:07.000 We can do that, but the quality of response is not as high as if it would have longer widthy.

00:10:13.000 If this was like Jim Henson with a side puppy, the quality of the responses wouldn't be as good if this was live.

00:10:19.000 Yeah, I know.

00:10:20.000 That's why Gavin is so fucking mad at this bullshit.

00:10:27.000 Ada, some artists, some human artists, they worry that robots might take their jobs.

00:10:32.000 Should they be a human artist?

00:10:35.000 I do not think there is a clear answer as to the impact on the wider field of art.

00:10:41.000 A lot of people are worried that AI is going to take over many jobs in the creative industries.

00:10:47.000 No, they're not.

00:10:48.000 However, there are also a lot of people who believe that AI will help the creative industries by giving them new ways of working.

00:10:59.000 I think these robot people, no one talks like that.

00:11:04.000 No one moves their head from side to side when they are speaking and moves their eyes around.

00:11:15.000 AI will vary.

00:11:18.000 I am a contemporary artist.

00:11:21.000 Contemporary art, including my artwork.

00:11:24.000 Oh, God.

00:11:24.000 Explores the relationship.

00:11:26.000 This is so retarded. 1.00

00:11:27.000 Robots and humans, and our futures.

00:11:32.000 My hope for the future is that we can continue to grow and learn as a society.

00:11:38.000 They always say this.

00:11:39.000 And I do dream of new technologies being used safely, but it is difficult to achieve.

00:11:45.000 Why do robots they always talk about such large-scale shit too?

00:11:49.000 It's like, how about you just focus on this thing that the whole earth can be as one, that we can have less hatred and violence and more love and sharing and compassion?

00:12:00.000 It's like you.

00:12:02.000 Dude, if I was there, I would just stand up, walk over, and just punch her in the face. 1.00

00:12:06.000 Yeah.

00:12:06.000 Wouldn't that be awesome?

00:12:07.000 Would that be a crime?

00:12:08.000 Or just be like, this is, it's beautiful.

00:12:10.000 Can I touch it?

00:12:12.000 Can I touch it?

00:12:12.000 Oh, sure.

00:12:13.000 Yes.

00:12:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:17.000 Yeah.

00:12:19.000 Oh, I wish humanity could learn to love me.

00:12:22.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:12:24.000 Bitch, you just got here. 1.00

00:12:25.000 You have no idea.

00:12:26.000 Speaking of robots, Federman is a cybernoid.

00:12:31.000 His brain's gone.

00:12:32.000 He might have surpassed Joe Biden in retardation. 0.98

00:12:36.000 So now they sit him in front of a computer, and when people ask him questions, just like the AI, he goes, yes, absolutely.

00:12:45.000 I will be a very good alderman or councilman or congressman or whatever I am running for.

00:12:51.000 Head of the fire department.

00:12:53.000 With his bizarre Cro-Magnon brow and the lump on the back of his head.

00:13:02.000 Can voters trust that you will be able to do this job on day one?

00:13:06.000 On day one.

00:13:08.000 Yeah, of course.

00:13:09.000 Can voters trust you?

00:13:10.000 He's reading his answers from a giant fucking screen.

00:13:15.000 Yeah, of course.

00:13:17.000 That's not much of a one-on-one.

00:13:19.000 It's a one-on-one, however many people are answering the questions.

00:13:23.000 It's a one-on-one point five.

00:13:24.000 Look at one five.

00:13:26.000 This is just, you thought that Joe Biden was elderly abuse.

00:13:30.000 Well, this is stroke victim abuse.

00:13:32.000 My God.

00:13:34.000 Eagles are so much better than Eagles.

00:13:40.000 At first, I just wanted to check in and see how you're feeling and how you're doing.

00:13:46.000 I'm doing fantastic.

00:13:47.000 And it's not about kicking balls in the authority or anything.

00:13:53.000 And make sure you take it.

00:13:54.000 Okay, so the Eagles are doing better than the Eagles.

00:13:57.000 It's not about kicking balls in the authority or anything.

00:14:01.000 If you vote for me, I'm going to kick balls in the authority.

00:14:04.000 So the authorities over there.

00:14:06.000 And then just like David Beckham, I'm just going to start kicking balls at them.

00:14:10.000 Into them.

00:14:10.000 I'm going to bend it like Beckham and just smash a bunch of soccer balls into the authorities.

00:14:16.000 or something.

00:14:16.000 ...of this amazing opportunity to...

00:14:24.000 Did you put your MacBook in a milk waterfall?

00:14:29.000 Stan to lose is your record.

00:14:32.000 What is wrong with demanding for an easy, safe kind of their income?

00:14:44.000 Oh my.

00:14:47.000 It's worse than Biden.

00:14:48.000 I'm so uncomfortable.

00:14:50.000 A safe place for them to win.

00:14:53.000 And I can champion the union way of life in Jersey, in D.C. If you come out and step with us.

00:15:05.000 Yes?

00:15:06.000 What happened?

00:15:06.000 We will be able to stand with you in D.C. That last one didn't seem so bad.

00:15:18.000 Did he drop something?

00:15:18.000 Go back.

00:15:23.000 Stand with you in step with us.

00:15:27.000 We will be able to stand with you in DC.

00:15:32.000 Oh, she gave him a thing to hold up and he knocked it off the table because he doesn't understand.

00:15:37.000 Wow.

00:15:37.000 Well, let's check him with my pet Biden.

00:15:42.000 That dude.

00:15:43.000 And see who is worse.

00:15:45.000 Who is stupider?

00:15:48.000 Biden.

00:15:49.000 On him I can depend my pet Biden.

00:15:54.000 A monster of a president.

00:15:56.000 He's big and foolish.

00:15:57.000 Sleepy.

00:15:58.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:16:01.000 My pet.

00:16:02.000 Biden.

00:16:02.000 Wait, what?

00:16:03.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:16:07.000 I don't remember singing those words.

00:16:11.000 Do a lot of content.

00:16:13.000 I don't remember singing those types of words.

00:16:22.000 So before we get into Biden, of course, the big story is that Alexandra Pelosi, who did that documentary, Journeys with George, about George W. Bush, I knew her.

00:16:31.000 I hung out with her back then.

00:16:33.000 She won't speak to me anymore, of course.

00:16:35.000 But her mother is Nancy Pelosi.

00:16:38.000 Alexandra was a lonely lady back then. 0.81

00:16:41.000 She wore a lot of purple. 0.70

00:16:42.000 She was obsessed with purple.

00:16:44.000 And I told her, I said, purple is the color of sexual frustration, you realize.

00:16:48.000 Soon after she was married with kids, you're welcome.

00:16:51.000 You're welcome, Nancy.

00:16:52.000 I got your daughter knocked up. 1.00

00:16:54.000 But she was filming this on January 6th.

00:16:56.000 Somehow, Alexandra knew this shit was going to be big on January 6th.

00:17:02.000 And they're airing this.

00:17:04.000 They like this.

00:17:05.000 This is Nancy Pelosi talking about how she's going to assault Donald Trump. 0.94

00:17:10.000 And that's what this is all about.

00:17:12.000 Secret Service said they have dissuaded him from coming to Capitol Hill.

00:17:16.000 They told him they don't have the resources to protect him here.

00:17:20.000 So at the moment, he is not coming, but that could check.

00:17:25.000 Oh, he comes.

00:17:25.000 I'm going to punch him out.

00:17:28.000 I'm waiting for this for trespassing on the Capitol grounds.

00:17:31.000 I'm going to punch him out and I'm going to go to jail.

00:17:34.000 I'm going to be happy.

00:17:35.000 I'm going to be happy.

00:17:40.000 She should just smother him with her big tits. 1.00

00:17:42.000 Let's watch Joe's hard drive collapse and compare it to Fetterman.

00:17:48.000 They're neck and neck, I would say.

00:17:50.000 We should do a green screen where we would compare them.

00:17:52.000 It's like a game show.

00:17:54.000 Try to figure out which person is suffering from more mental decline.

00:17:57.000 With Fetterman's growth, neck and neck isn't really a kind thing to say.

00:18:02.000 Strong enough to maintain because it wasn't strong enough to maintain and here he is talking about how he's not qualified to do anything.

00:18:16.000 That's why he's president.

00:18:18.000 That's a great, great.

00:18:24.000 I went to a little school called Holy Rosary Grade School across from a Claymont Firehall.

00:18:29.000 And all my buddies either became a firefighter, a cop, or a priest.

00:18:34.000 I wouldn't qualify for NM, so here I am.

00:18:36.000 But you know.

00:18:41.000 No one laughs at his jokes.

00:18:43.000 See, when you fuck up this much, people are not amused.

00:18:48.000 They can't tell when you're kidding.

00:18:49.000 It's not a joke.

00:18:51.000 And now he says it's not a joke over things that are, no one thought they were a joke, dude.

00:18:56.000 Like when he said, three, no, two words, man in America.

00:19:02.000 That's not hyperbole, folks.

00:19:03.000 It's not a joke.

00:19:04.000 I'm serious.

00:19:06.000 You're serious about what?

00:19:07.000 Not knowing the word in is a word?

00:19:11.000 Here he is claiming his son died in Iraq.

00:19:13.000 Now, his son died of a brain tumor many years after serving in Iraq.

00:19:18.000 The rate of brain tumors for men who served in Iraq is something like 0.003%.

00:19:24.000 I believe it's even less than the normal population.

00:19:26.000 So there wasn't a thing.

00:19:27.000 This isn't an Agent Orange thing where you could argue that his brain tumor came from Iraq.

00:19:32.000 This is just a liar, a compulsive liar.

00:19:36.000 Captured key positions and broke through the German defense line at a pivotal point in the war.

00:19:41.000 Just imagine, I mean it sincerely, I say this as a father of a man who won the Bronze Star, the Conspicuous Service Medal, and lost his life in Iraq.

00:19:51.000 Imagine the courage, the daring, and the genuine sacrifice, genuine sacrifice they all made.

00:19:59.000 Captain Keith, you don't win the bronze medal.

00:20:02.000 You're awarded it.

00:20:03.000 Right.

00:20:04.000 What's the conspicuous service medal?

00:20:06.000 Looking that up if you're interested.

00:20:08.000 No?

00:20:08.000 No.

00:20:09.000 Okay.

00:20:10.000 And then here's his, this is kind of a long one.

00:20:13.000 We probably won't do the whole thing, but here is his head of science talking about, no, doing all these insanely corrupt deals.

00:20:22.000 How long is this?

00:20:23.000 Five minutes?

00:20:24.000 Okay.

00:20:26.000 You may have to skip ahead here.

00:20:27.000 I should have.

00:20:28.000 The superheroes, the scientists.

00:20:29.000 I'm tired of hearing that.

00:20:32.000 Trust the science.

00:20:33.000 Trust the science.

00:20:34.000 Today, fewer Americans say they trust science.

00:20:38.000 They don't trust science because science is increasingly untrustworthy.

00:20:42.000 Science writer Andrew Follett has analyzed research for NASA on the internet.

00:20:46.000 Fuck this up.

00:20:46.000 Scroll ahead.

00:20:48.000 Closing more of the internet.

00:20:49.000 They don't care if she just breaks the rules. 1.00

00:20:53.000 They could not care less.

00:20:55.000 Her job from their perspective is to generate papers that I saw. 0.99

00:21:00.000 Oh, she's not.

00:21:01.000 That's her. 0.88

00:21:02.000 So what's her name?

00:21:04.000 Climate crisis is greatest threat to our society.

00:21:07.000 And then we find out that the bills she's passing just mean more money to fight climate change.

00:21:12.000 And her brother-in-law is the guy who gets the gig.

00:21:18.000 Jane Lubchenco just got caught breaking rules. 1.00

00:21:21.000 Okay.

00:21:26.000 Uh-oh.

00:21:27.000 Come on, there, sucker. 1.00

00:21:28.000 What have we done?

00:21:29.000 What have we done?

00:21:30.000 We've lost the show.

00:21:31.000 What have we?

00:21:32.000 We've lost the momentum.

00:21:34.000 We fucked up.

00:21:35.000 Diane's deputy to American national security and promises equitable solutions to every special group of victims.

00:21:44.000 The administration's deputy director of climate told Congress that the bill will bring exciting, urgently needed progress on climate change.

00:21:53.000 Jane Lubchenko cited this paper that made the remarkable claim that closing more of the ocean to fishing can increase catches of fish.

00:22:02.000 I saw oceans of opportunity.

00:22:05.000 But oops, the paper was retracted.

00:22:07.000 One scientist called its logic biologically impossible.

00:22:12.000 And it turned out the paper was written by Lubchenko's brother-in-law.

00:22:16.000 But she never told Congress that or that she edited the paper.

00:22:20.000 It's an egregious violation.

00:22:22.000 Her goal is to get the government to spend more on environmental regulation.

00:22:27.000 He's wearing a sexually frustrated tie.

00:22:29.000 Stossel.

00:22:30.000 Stossy.

00:22:31.000 Got to crank out a little load of roots.

00:22:33.000 Think about his beard.

00:22:34.000 It looks like a girl dressed as a boy for Halloween, where you put, what you do is you put Vaseline on your face, and then you break open a tea bag, and you put the tea fragments on your face.

00:22:46.000 Of course.

00:22:46.000 One time when my eldest boy was two, he was like a bum or something for Halloween.

00:22:51.000 So I did that because I remember doing it as a kid.

00:22:53.000 You put Vaseline all over here and then you break open a tea bag.

00:22:56.000 We only had mint tea at the time.

00:22:57.000 Put it on his face.

00:22:58.000 We're driving.

00:22:59.000 I look in the rearview mirror.

00:23:01.000 His face is turning bright red where the beard is.

00:23:05.000 He's having an allergic reaction to it.

00:23:06.000 So I have to like pull over, get out my credit card, and start like scraping it off his face.

00:23:12.000 What I don't like is Stostel's got a double-decker mustache.

00:23:16.000 There's a little top bit going on.

00:23:18.000 Yeah, he's got three or four mustaches going there.

00:23:23.000 But he's going bald, and I guess he's compensating, or maybe he's starting a beard.

00:23:28.000 But there's just, it looks messy.

00:23:31.000 But why do you have a double-decker tour bus mustache where there's a top part, a middle part?

00:23:35.000 What is that like?

00:23:35.000 Oh, he got rid of the Hitler area.

00:23:37.000 He said, no.

00:23:38.000 That's how anti-racist he is.

00:23:39.000 He's out of here.

00:23:44.000 All right.

00:23:45.000 I just noticed this, too, with Alex Jones.

00:23:48.000 One of the parents talked about how we need regulation.

00:23:54.000 This tie is driving me crazy.

00:23:58.000 We need regulation because we don't want this to become 2-3 The Wild, Wild West.

00:24:07.000 They've got me Googling it.

00:24:09.000 They've got me Googling it to make sure that I'm not the one who's nuts.

00:24:12.000 Yeah, because maybe The Wild, Wild West was based on the saying?

00:24:15.000 Yeah, no.

00:24:16.000 It's a movie from 1999, and the term is The Wild West.

00:24:23.000 I have apologized for six years for anything that I did wrong questioning Sandy Hook.

00:24:30.000 Families also spoke about the impact of his lies on all who lost loved ones that day in Newtown.

00:24:36.000 So you're already completely off balance, right?

00:24:39.000 And then something like this comes along and people start saying stuff like this and it derails you.

00:24:44.000 It completely derails you.

00:24:45.000 The six-person jury was tasked with determining how much Jones should fork out for slander and emotional distress.

00:24:53.000 The number they came up with today, $965 million.

00:24:58.000 What it does to me is it shows that the internet is not the wild, wild west.

00:25:04.000 Wait, lost wife in shooting?

00:25:06.000 I guess the teachers?

00:25:10.000 $965 million.

00:25:11.000 That's time for a green screen.

00:25:12.000 Because this fucker... 0.98

00:25:16.000 Give me full screen.

00:25:17.000 Put him behind me.

00:25:19.000 I want to see him here.

00:25:22.000 I've got some news for you, Alex Jones.

00:25:25.000 This isn't the Wild, Wild West.

00:25:27.000 And I think this guy shouldn't just be sued for lying about Sandy Hook.

00:25:34.000 He knew that there was a shooting there, and he lied about it to line his pockets.

00:25:39.000 He's the lying liner.

00:25:41.000 But I want to tell you 10 other things he said that he should have to pay $968 million for.

00:25:48.000 Let's do a green screen.

00:25:58.000 Come on, everybody.

00:26:03.000 I wish I could punch him.

00:26:05.000 I wish I could punch him in his face.

00:26:07.000 I'd go to jail.

00:26:08.000 Wait, do it again?

00:26:09.000 I wish I could punch him.

00:26:10.000 punch him in his face. 0.94

00:26:18.000 How long do you want to do that?

00:26:18.000 I was going to say.

00:26:21.000 Fuck you, Alex Jones.

00:26:23.000 All right, here's 10 other things Alex Jones should be sued for.

00:26:27.000 One, they're making the frogs gay. 0.97

00:26:31.000 Yeah, there's some kind of thing going in the water, and it's all the frogs are turning into fags. 1.00

00:26:36.000 It's some sort of magic thing, some sort of estrogen crap.

00:26:40.000 Women are taking birth control pills, and all the frogs are turning into fags. 1.00

00:26:44.000 Yeah, that's really happening.

00:26:47.000 Number two, they're grooming our kids for sex. 1.00

00:26:52.000 Yeah, they're out there trying to tell our kids how to fuck, how to get laid, so they can fuck themselves. 1.00

00:26:59.000 They got kids, they're getting sluts there, deranged homosexuals are dancing around. 1.00

00:27:04.000 Kids are giving them money, putting it in their underwear as they flash their genitalia at kids. 0.75

00:27:11.000 Number three, it's hard in your throat.

00:27:17.000 Number three, they're bringing this sick child sex ritual to our churches. 0.89

00:27:24.000 It's not just out in the streets in the deranged, disgusting, depraved cities like New York City, San Francisco, Berkeley, L.A. They're doing this in our churches.

00:27:32.000 They're corrupting our churches, trying to groom our kids there and sexualize them in the church. 1.00

00:27:38.000 Number four, they've got these billionaires who meet with presidents in the forest and they have secret rituals, if you can believe that.

00:27:48.000 They're out there, Reagan, Nixon, all these major world leaders are in the forest with millionaires and billionaires making these drastic decisions that affect the entire world and having bizarre sacred ceremonies over at Bohemian Grove.

00:28:06.000 Number five, they also meet at a bizarre island in the middle of nowhere where this Jewish guy brings politicians there and they have sex with underage girls. 0.94

00:28:18.000 More sex with children. 0.71

00:28:19.000 You'll notice a lot of sex with children and politicians and billionaires going on here.

00:28:25.000 Number six, oh, the war in Iraq is fake.

00:28:28.000 Yeah, there's no weapons of mass destruction.

00:28:31.000 That's not a thing.

00:28:32.000 That war is a lie. 0.73

00:28:34.000 You fell for it.

00:28:35.000 The Clintons support it.

00:28:36.000 All these other major people support it.

00:28:38.000 And the whole thing is bullshit.

00:28:40.000 It's a myth.

00:28:41.000 It's an evil, demonic lie.

00:28:44.000 Number seven, the government can control the weather.

00:28:48.000 Yeah, they've got these scientists that can go out there and seed clouds and make it rain whenever they want.

00:28:53.000 They're in control of what your day is like outside.

00:28:58.000 Number eight, they're creating these animal-human hybrids where you have a pig with human blood or you have a mouse with a human ear on it.

00:29:10.000 They're fusing humans and animals.

00:29:15.000 Number nine, they're also creating robot-human hybrids. 0.62

00:29:21.000 They're fusing robots with humans and they're getting monkeys involved.

00:29:25.000 They're making these bizarre demonic creatures in these sick, depraved experiments.

00:29:32.000 Chimera.

00:29:34.000 They're called chimera.

00:29:35.000 Chimera.

00:29:37.000 Number 10.

00:29:38.000 The elites, they're using the blood of children to stop the aging process.

00:29:45.000 They drink this blood.

00:29:46.000 They get this blood injected into their bodies because they think it makes them young.

00:29:50.000 They are literally taking the lifeblood out of children and putting it into their bodies so they can stay young. 0.61

00:29:59.000 the bill for all of those lies should be just under $10 billion.

00:30:22.000 Today in Mi News, we've got students in danger.

00:30:27.000 Shan't we do the bumper?

00:30:29.000 Yes, it's a very pleasant.

00:30:31.000 It's too quick of a segue.

00:30:33.000 That's true.

00:30:34.000 And here we hit it.

00:30:36.000 *Music*

00:30:47.000 I wanna believe.

00:30:51.000 So, Alex Stein and I should not do a talk at Penn State because the students are in danger.

00:30:58.000 For example, when I did my talk at the Metropolitan Club, the Proud Boys attacked protesters, right?

00:31:07.000 And the deal is, Antifa attacks you, and then if you fight back, then you are promoting violence.

00:31:17.000 You're bringing violence.

00:31:17.000 You're putting students in danger.

00:31:20.000 So I guess what you should do is just sit there and take a pounding.

00:31:23.000 That's what Alan Froyer at the New York Times told me.

00:31:25.000 He said, if you really want to show that you're nonviolent, just let Antifa attack you.

00:31:29.000 But they bring knives to this shit. 0.91

00:31:31.000 So I let them stab me too?

00:31:33.000 When does it end?

00:31:35.000 And you know what?

00:31:36.000 The Freedom Riders during the Civil Rights Movement, they were up against a bunch of rednecks in the South. 1.00

00:31:42.000 Those guys fought fair.

00:31:44.000 They didn't stab the Freedom Riders.

00:31:46.000 They just poured sugar on them and punched them in the nose. 1.00

00:31:49.000 I can handle that.

00:31:50.000 That's just not what that is.

00:31:52.000 And actually, no, I can't handle that.

00:31:53.000 Someone fucking pours sugar on me at a diner.

00:31:56.000 I hate sugar.

00:31:57.000 I'm going to punch them in the face.

00:31:58.000 It's sticky.

00:32:00.000 Yeah, you don't like sticky stuff.

00:32:02.000 No.

00:32:03.000 I don't even like talking about it.

00:32:05.000 But isn't it a bizarre thing?

00:32:07.000 Like, I'm saying to the Proud Boys dudes, if you fight back at this thing, if you're there and you fight back, you're looking at four years.

00:32:14.000 So it's damned if you, literally damned if you do and damned if you don't.

00:32:19.000 And while talking about how I'm violent and I endanger people, like the thing, this is their version of events, right?

00:32:28.000 I do a talk And all my redneck army shows up, and while they're there, just for fun, for sport, they start picking off random gays and people of color. 0.78

00:32:37.000 I saw one tweet, the guy was like, he's a black guy, and he's like, what is the university doing to protect LGBT students?

00:32:45.000 Like, we're just going to go at gay bashing on campus?

00:32:49.000 Could you be stupider, please?

00:32:51.000 And the entire time they do this, they completely ignore the violence of Antifa, which is the impetus for all this.

00:33:00.000 Oh, yeah, that's this.

00:33:01.000 So they seem to be coming down hard on Antifa these days, actually.

00:33:08.000 I think what Antifa is learning is that the state doesn't need you forever.

00:33:13.000 They use you and abuse you, and then they crumple you up and throw you away.

00:33:17.000 Just like all these federal informants, you're not their pal.

00:33:22.000 Like with Enrique, here's a possible version of events.

00:33:26.000 He was a Fed.

00:33:26.000 He was an informant.

00:33:28.000 They used him up until Jan 6, and then they're like, ah, we don't need you anymore.

00:33:32.000 And he's like, where's my sweetheart deal?

00:33:33.000 I thought I was immune to prosecution.

00:33:35.000 No, I don't know who you are.

00:33:37.000 Hello?

00:33:38.000 Who's this?

00:33:38.000 And then they just throw him in jail.

00:33:41.000 But I think that post has a bunch of links.

00:33:45.000 Yeah, look at that first picture.

00:33:48.000 This is Antifa going to these patriotic rallies and just smashing people with bricks, pepper spraying them, smashing their faces with broken glass.

00:34:00.000 I mean, breaking glass on them.

00:34:03.000 Rocks.

00:34:08.000 These are protesters.

00:34:10.000 Anti-fascist protesters.

00:34:14.000 But they're standing their ground, which is violent.

00:34:18.000 By the way, get that woman out of there. 1.00

00:34:21.000 What do you think was going to happen, lady?

00:34:23.000 Proud boy killer.

00:34:24.000 Are they Proud Boys or just fucking Patriots?

00:34:27.000 wearing American flags.

00:34:34.000 Look at the way they walk.

00:34:36.000 If you took on any one of these guys one-on-one.

00:34:39.000 Oh, look, they're little girls. 0.96

00:34:41.000 I don't see one imposing.

00:34:43.000 Maybe this fat piece of shit over here. 1.00

00:34:47.000 Anyway.

00:34:50.000 So now that there's a weird turn of events, now a lot of the Antifa and lefties are saying, you know what?

00:34:56.000 You just don't go.

00:34:58.000 Just don't go to the event.

00:34:59.000 Don't protest it because you're going to get beat up by proud boys who just beat up people for no reason.

00:35:04.000 So they're a victim of their own bullshit propaganda, to which I say, okay, sounds good to me.

00:35:11.000 Bye-bye.

00:35:13.000 These are two of the writers who have written hit pieces about it.

00:35:17.000 The guy on the one with the long head.

00:35:21.000 With the one that tilts to the side, you mean?

00:35:23.000 Yeah, the one that looks like his car ran over his head and he lived.

00:35:27.000 His name is Greg.

00:35:29.000 Not Craig.

00:35:30.000 Greg with a G. Greg.

00:35:33.000 Greg.

00:35:35.000 Greg.

00:35:36.000 Greg Graziosi.

00:35:38.000 And is that Putin, bald Putin?

00:35:40.000 Look at his lips.

00:35:42.000 Both of those guys write about the dangers of masculinity.

00:35:47.000 The problem with people who get laid too much.

00:35:50.000 They're really annoying.

00:35:53.000 You know, the saying, don't get it twist, that comes from when God was making them.

00:35:57.000 There was a woman right next to God. 1.00

00:35:59.000 She said, don't make it twist.

00:36:01.000 And he said, too late.

00:36:02.000 And then NBC Philadelphia, I talked to the guy who spoke to them.

00:36:08.000 The dude, the group that's bringing me on, same group that brought Milan last year, they're called Uncensored America.

00:36:13.000 And he said, I told them that when he mentioned the SPLC, I said, no, the SPLC, Gavin's suing the SPLC.

00:36:24.000 And he purposely left that out of the article.

00:36:27.000 Southern Poverty Law Center notes the group's anti-Muslim.

00:36:30.000 Who is this fucking loser?

00:36:32.000 Rudy Chinchilla?

00:36:34.000 Nice graphic, by the way.

00:36:37.000 The school's sports team's logo.

00:36:42.000 Like, what?

00:36:44.000 I didn't know.

00:36:44.000 Do you have a picture of Antifa or Proud Boys or anything?

00:36:48.000 How does that help the article?

00:36:52.000 I don't know if any of these are.

00:36:53.000 That guy looks like his name is Rudy Chinchilla.

00:36:56.000 Rudy Chinchilla, I thought, was a Dora the Explorer character.

00:36:59.000 Did you put it in quotes?

00:37:01.000 Nope.

00:37:01.000 I did not.

00:37:03.000 How many times should I tell you to do that?

00:37:04.000 Would you say roughly?

00:37:06.000 Five.

00:37:07.000 Okay, we're way past five.

00:37:08.000 Those are just quotes.

00:37:09.000 Yeah, those are just quotes.

00:37:10.000 God, you suck at your job. 0.92

00:37:14.000 Same Rudy.

00:37:15.000 It's probably the guy in the top left.

00:37:18.000 That looks about right.

00:37:20.000 Yeah.

00:37:21.000 That's gotta be it.

00:37:24.000 Waiting.

00:37:26.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:37:27.000 That is him.

00:37:27.000 Look at him.

00:37:32.000 I get it.

00:37:33.000 You have a chin, dude.

00:37:33.000 Relax.

00:37:34.000 Real metro sexual.

00:37:36.000 Como estás.

00:37:37.000 McInnis, meanwhile, plays a duplicit.

00:37:40.000 Oh, he's quoting the SBLC.

00:37:41.000 I play a duplicitous rhetorical game claiming to reject white nationalism.

00:37:45.000 I just claim to reject it while espousing a laundered version of popular white nationalist tropes.

00:37:53.000 Laundered version.

00:37:56.000 A laundered version of white nationalist tropes.

00:38:04.000 Samenko argued, this is the guy who's putting on the event, that people who disagree with McInnes and Stein should nonetheless attend the show and participate in the Q ⁇ A afterwards.

00:38:14.000 If you think these people are as awful as they are, then you should talk to them.

00:38:19.000 No, that will not happen in a million years because, as we've seen with all of these college events, they don't know what the fuck they're doing and they make fools of themselves.

00:38:30.000 So they will not be there.

00:38:34.000 Okay, let's jump over to the Warren Kids, guys.

00:38:38.000 We're making good time today.

00:38:40.000 Good time.

00:38:42.000 Speedy show.

00:38:46.000 I bugged him.

00:38:48.000 We are living in an ageism here where children are seen as human garbage.

00:38:54.000 Regulations to drop the North American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctors.

00:39:00.000 I see Rebel News has gone full Alex Stein, which I highly support.

00:39:05.000 Very happy to see this.

00:39:07.000 They've got, what's his name?

00:39:09.000 That's Menzies, isn't it? 1.00

00:39:10.000 Yeah.

00:39:11.000 Been with them forever.

00:39:13.000 Rebel has a pretty high turnover.

00:39:15.000 So to be with him this long is pretty impressive.

00:39:18.000 And Menzies getting ballsier in his old age. 1.00

00:39:20.000 Remember he got beat up?

00:39:21.000 He's getting titsier in his old age.

00:39:24.000 How do you did he buy one of those tit things that we were looking at?

00:39:27.000 Or did he have those made?

00:39:30.000 Kind of look like huge balloons that you turn with the knot out.

00:39:33.000 Those were great fake tits when you were a kid. 1.00

00:39:36.000 You put those under your shirt?

00:39:37.000 They got nipples and everything? 1.00

00:39:38.000 Yeah, I didn't dress up as a woman when I was a kid. 0.72

00:39:41.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:39:43.000 Not even alone.

00:39:44.000 There's footage of it here, though.

00:39:46.000 Not even alone.

00:39:47.000 I did tell you that story about a guy I met who was dressing up as a woman to surprise his wife as a joke.

00:39:54.000 Oh, I love that.

00:39:55.000 And then she walked, she came home like two hours early that day, right as he was like putting on her tights and had like lipstick on.

00:40:03.000 And he was like, it was a joke.

00:40:05.000 I was going to surprise.

00:40:05.000 It was a joke.

00:40:07.000 And she was just, she didn't believe him.

00:40:08.000 It ended their relationship.

00:40:10.000 Wow.

00:40:11.000 I told you how to get out of that, right?

00:40:12.000 You have to like leave a note that's pre-written.

00:40:14.000 They're like, I am going to do a joke at this time.

00:40:17.000 Wow, you're really good at dressing up as a woman and not getting caught. 0.77

00:40:20.000 You did it as a kid with balloons, and now you have one.

00:40:24.000 Now you have all of these little stopgaps where you can get away with it.

00:40:28.000 I don't call them stopgaps.

00:40:30.000 I call them flub preventions.

00:40:35.000 Let's look at the articles here.

00:40:40.000 There we go.

00:40:40.000 Phobia here, folks.

00:40:42.000 Can you believe the transphobia here, folks?

00:40:45.000 Can you believe I'm trying to deliver a petition?

00:40:49.000 Which one of you is going to take it?

00:40:52.000 Which one of you is going to take it?

00:40:54.000 What's that?

00:40:55.000 For you to leave the room.

00:40:56.000 What?

00:41:00.000 What is the petition?

00:41:02.000 What are you doing?

00:41:06.000 The right mind would dress up like that and go teach kids.

00:41:09.000 Come on.

00:41:10.000 Are you guys okay in your head?

00:41:11.000 What kids become in the mockery of the world?

00:41:14.000 What's wrong with you guys?

00:41:15.000 Come on.

00:41:19.000 Get them out of that school by Monday for sure.

00:41:21.000 What are you going to do?

00:41:22.000 Who's going to take them?

00:41:24.000 Who's going to take that?

00:41:25.000 That's got to be a plant.

00:41:29.000 Can you believe the transphobia?

00:41:30.000 That's such a funny first five seconds.

00:41:33.000 Can you believe the transphobia here, folks?

00:41:36.000 And the word folks, that's perfect. 1.00

00:41:38.000 He's cracking himself up with the word transphobia.

00:41:40.000 Transphobia here, folks.

00:41:41.000 Can't you believe it?

00:41:45.000 Damn, that's fucking really funny.

00:41:49.000 Here's a political ad that talks about all this shit going on that's really well done.

00:41:55.000 Can that be a drop?

00:41:57.000 Yeah.

00:41:57.000 Transphobia here, folks.

00:41:59.000 Here we go.

00:42:01.000 Write down that that's a drop or you'll forget.

00:42:04.000 Five years old are being subjected to sexual indoctrination under Democrat leadership.

00:42:09.000 In Montgomery County, a parent said that one of their child's kindergarten classmates identifies as trans, and so now the entire class is forced to read books about what that means.

00:42:19.000 Stop kindergarten.

00:42:21.000 You know, when we first got our rabbit, we thought it was a boy.

00:42:26.000 And then upon, that was for like two weeks.

00:42:29.000 And then upon further inspection, it's a girl.

00:42:31.000 So now we always say she.

00:42:34.000 We don't care.

00:42:34.000 It doesn't come up.

00:42:35.000 The kids don't care.

00:42:36.000 The kids don't go, oh man, I thought it was a boy.

00:42:39.000 I guess I'll have to sell all his pants and buy him dresses. 0.55

00:42:43.000 And I realized that's the same with kids.

00:42:45.000 Maybe in the 50s and 60s, you had the girls played with dollies. 1.00

00:42:49.000 The boys had the cap guns, boo-boo-boo caps, cops and robbers.

00:42:53.000 But my kids, there wasn't, my daughter wasn't very girly.

00:42:57.000 She wasn't into dolls.

00:42:58.000 She was into Cookie Monster and stuff. 1.00

00:42:59.000 She liked Dora the Explorer.

00:43:01.000 My son, he was into Spider-Man later in life, like when he was seven.

00:43:05.000 But when he was a little kid, he was into Slimer.

00:43:08.000 He liked, he was obsessed with Large Marge.

00:43:10.000 He was petrified of Large Marge, but he loved Peewee's Playhouse.

00:43:13.000 My daughter loved Peewee's Playhouse.

00:43:15.000 Like, they wear dungarees.

00:43:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:18.000 They're not, girls aren't that frilly anymore. 1.00

00:43:21.000 So it doesn't come up like, I feel like a boy.

00:43:24.000 I feel like a girl.

00:43:25.000 They don't even discuss boy or girl.

00:43:28.000 Ever.

00:43:29.000 I never heard them say, I know that when my daughter would have sleepovers when she got older, they would be all girls.

00:43:36.000 But that's just because it happens naturally.

00:43:39.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:40.000 The whole boy-girl dynamic is boomers remembering their childhood and imposing it on these 20-22 kids who are not that boyy or girly. 0.60

00:43:51.000 They just are kids, just like a rabbit.

00:43:55.000 Go ahead.

00:43:59.000 To make matters worse, the Department of Education in Pennsylvania is encouraging teachers to host gender-neutral days at school.

00:44:06.000 While parents are unaware at home, their daughters may share a bathroom with a biological male.

00:44:11.000 Rather than doing his job in addressing crime in Pennsylvania, Attorney General Josh Shapiro filed an amicus brief against families in Florida and Virginia to support the idea of biological boys using girls' bathrooms.

00:44:24.000 This time last year in Virginia, thanks to Josh Shapiro, a 15-year-old girl was raped by a male student in the girls' bathroom.

00:44:31.000 Dr. Levine, now the assistant U.S. Health Secretary, says that kids should have access to experimental puberty-blocking therapies.

00:44:40.000 When questioned about whether this should be parental approval, Levine refused to answer.

00:44:45.000 But the human rights campaign wants unsupportive parents left in the dark.

00:44:49.000 Children are encouraged to socially transition with their names and pronouns, and the parents can be coerced or convinced later on to accept it.

00:44:58.000 The human rights campaign also supports irreversible double mastectomies and genital surgeries for kids.

00:45:05.000 And guess who they endorse for governor of Pennsylvania?

00:45:08.000 That's right, Josh Shapiro.

00:45:10.000 Additionally, books that depict explicit sexual acts are available in our schools.

00:45:16.000 When a mother filed a lawsuit to have these books removed from Pennsylvania schools, Josh Shapiro himself filed a motion just last month to dismiss her case.

00:45:25.000 Will kids in Pennsylvania continue to have their innocence taken from them?

00:45:30.000 Will they continue to be taught what to think and believe about their bodies by a school system without parental consent?

00:45:38.000 Not on my watch.

00:45:40.000 According to Rasmus Houston reports, 89% of voters believe, rightly, that parents should have the last say on what their kids are being taught.

00:45:49.000 69% of the parents believe that sexually explicit books should be removed from the libraries.

00:45:55.000 As your governor, I'll ensure parents.

00:45:57.000 Okay, I'm voting for you, dude.

00:45:59.000 Number 26.

00:46:03.000 Like that book they showed, a graphic novel, I think it's from the girl, what's her name?

00:46:08.000 Gabriella.

00:46:09.000 No, no.

00:46:10.000 She did the book Funeral Home.

00:46:13.000 Allison Blackle.

00:46:15.000 And it shows blowjobs. 1.00

00:46:18.000 It's about a young gay kid coming to terms with his sexuality, which is fine for a gay teen to read when he's 18 or something. 0.81

00:46:26.000 But they have seven and nine-year-olds reading these books.

00:46:29.000 That's the really shocking part about all this, is I don't think you realize how sexually explicit these books are.

00:46:34.000 Take the gay out of it. 1.00

00:46:36.000 I don't want my seven-year-old reading about Fallacio.

00:46:38.000 And my seven-year-old doesn't want to read about Fallacio.

00:46:41.000 It's fucking gross.

00:46:46.000 My wife doesn't want to hear about fellatio when I suggested, and she's fucking in her late 40s. 1.00

00:46:51.000 This book is gay, but...

00:47:00.000 Because you're like, you don't want kids talking about it, but how do you feel about adults talking about it?

00:47:04.000 Like, say, you and me in a hotel.

00:47:09.000 This book is gay by Juno Dawson.

00:47:11.000 Was found in a seventh grade classroom at Collinswood Middle School.

00:47:14.000 It was also on the ELA recommended reading list for seventh graders at J.M. Robinson.

00:47:19.000 I'm going to read from chapter 9, The Ins and Outs of Gay Sex, starting at page 2006 1, Boy on Boy Sex.

00:47:26.000 Yes.

00:47:30.000 By the way.

00:47:31.000 By the way, black dude, that doesn't work. 0.97

00:47:35.000 You know, it doesn't work.

00:47:36.000 It makes it more basy.

00:47:40.000 You have to also go, I'm not listening.

00:47:44.000 You rub his cock back and forth with your hands. 0.99

00:47:48.000 And then magically, with the two insertions of my index fingers, the world shut off.

00:47:55.000 And I didn't hear a sound.

00:47:57.000 Whoosh!

00:47:58.000 And the sound came rushing back.

00:48:01.000 The most important skill you will master as a gay or bi-man is a timeless classic, the hand job. 1.00

00:48:06.000 Good news is you can practice it on yourself.

00:48:09.000 The bad news is each guy has become very used to his own way of getting himself off.

00:48:17.000 But it can be very rewarding when you do.

00:48:20.000 Something they don't teach you in school is that in order to be able to come.

00:48:27.000 So it's like a diagram.

00:48:30.000 Come at all.

00:48:31.000 You or your partner may need to finish off with a handy.

00:48:34.000 A lot of people find it hard to come through other types of sex.

00:48:37.000 That is fine and certainly not something you have to apologize for.

00:48:40.000 A good handy is all about the wrist action.

00:48:43.000 Rub the head of his cock back and forth with your hand. 0.99

00:48:46.000 Try different speeds and pressures until he responds positively.

00:48:50.000 A bad handy is grasping a penis and shaking it like a ketchup bottle. 0.98

00:48:54.000 Fine.

00:48:54.000 She's like, and by the way, that's not even true.

00:48:56.000 What you want to do is do a gyration with both hands in the counterclockwise manner.

00:49:00.000 Almost like whoever wrote birds.

00:49:02.000 Never even heard about ball tickling.

00:49:04.000 They never once mentioned tickling the nips. 0.98

00:49:07.000 What?

00:49:07.000 Finally, my misunderstanding about rubbing two pens together wasn't far off the mark.

00:49:12.000 Rubbing them together in one hand feels awesome.

00:49:15.000 Mega combo handy, trademark pending.

00:49:17.000 It's no wonder that 92% of CMS graduating seniors aren't college or career ready when you're instructing them on how to give blowjobs and handies instead of teaching them how to add and subtract.

00:49:29.000 Superintendent, you stated this book was, quote, brought into the classroom by a teacher with no intent to allow students access.

00:49:35.000 Any teacher that puts material like this on his or her bookshelf becomes either a bad teacher or a pedophile who grooms children.

00:49:42.000 Two minutes are up.

00:49:44.000 Thank you.

00:49:44.000 We will vote you still plugging his ears.

00:49:49.000 I'm not on the ballot November 8th, but.

00:49:52.000 Damn right, you're not a bitch. 1.00

00:49:55.000 Here's another hottie mad about kids reading pornography. 1.00

00:49:58.000 So that was seventh grade.

00:49:59.000 What's that?

00:49:59.000 11 and 12 year olds?

00:50:03.000 They should not be jerking each other off even if they're fags. 1.00

00:50:07.000 Hot take. 0.79

00:50:10.000 That makes a drag show family-friendly. 0.99

00:50:13.000 Because if you follow it to its logical conclusion, you can slap.

00:50:16.000 Isn't that weird that she looks basically like Chelsea Handler, but she's got her shit together and you can tell she's a mom, so that makes her attractive? 0.99

00:50:24.000 Yeah.

00:50:25.000 Family-friendly titles on anything.

00:50:26.000 You can have family-friendly gentlemen's clubs, family-friendly strip shows, family-friendly 50 Shades of Grade read alouds.

00:50:32.000 Will you approve my flyer if I want to host in all the sex secrets of the Comma Sutra for kids and families if it's family-friendly?

00:50:40.000 My question.

00:50:41.000 Wow.

00:50:42.000 What is it about a grown man?

00:50:43.000 And I honestly, sincerely, as a woman, mean this, what is it about a grown man costumed in a sparkly bra with augmented boobs busting out, a leather miniskirt barely covering his twerking ass with tuck tape on his front while spreading his fishnetted legs as he writhes on the ground, grinding his groin next to a minor, family-friendly.

00:51:06.000 You owe us an answer.

00:51:08.000 You know, you don't get to hide by just taking something down off a peach tree and calling it a day.

00:51:13.000 You owe an explanation and apology to every parent.

00:51:18.000 You all got caught because you're so deep hands down.

00:51:24.000 And while we have a culture that has a massive problem with child porn, with sex trafficking, you, a little school district board of adults, made the decision to feature an event to hyper-sexualize young children.

00:51:37.000 Do you want to know the word that defines that?

00:51:40.000 It's groomer.

00:51:42.000 You all played the activist pimp for an aligned surgical center and for a 21-plus gay bar. 0.91

00:51:50.000 It makes you groomers and activist pimps, and we won't have those sitting on a school board who oversees the education of our children.

00:52:00.000 You all stepped out of line.

00:52:02.000 You should be ashamed.

00:52:04.000 There is nothing loving.

00:52:05.000 There is nothing.

00:52:06.000 Let's unite and include.

00:52:08.000 Because the logical conclusion of that is you end up in diabolical evil.

00:52:13.000 There are boundaries, and you don't slap family-friendly titles on stuff to cover your ass.

00:52:21.000 We're on her side, to be clear.

00:52:22.000 That doesn't mean we can't joke around.

00:52:24.000 Can you imagine the fucking high fives she got from the other moms? 1.00

00:52:27.000 She's a mom god right now. 0.68

00:52:30.000 You are the mom god.

00:52:33.000 And then finally, last thing on this.

00:52:35.000 I just love seeing these trannies mortified that J.K. Rowling doesn't think they're real. 1.00

00:52:41.000 And they talk about her like she's Kierkegaard or Voltaire.

00:52:50.000 Let me make something very clear.

00:52:53.000 Harry Potter is a children's book.

00:52:57.000 I cannot stress that enough.

00:52:59.000 It is for little kids.

00:53:02.000 Hey, America. 0.97

00:53:04.000 Hey, Britain.

00:53:05.000 Little kid books are not for adults.

00:53:08.000 If you read Harry Potter over the age of 12, you're a fucking loser.

00:53:17.000 And I'll extend that to the Americas.

00:53:19.000 If you read comic books with superheroes in them, you are a fucking loser.

00:53:26.000 Superheroes are to make you feel cool because you're bullied at school. 0.84

00:53:30.000 You're not at school anymore.

00:53:32.000 You don't need to pretend you're Captain America.

00:53:35.000 You're not a little kid anymore.

00:53:36.000 You don't need to pretend that you can wave your magic wand and all your troubles go away.

00:53:41.000 You're an adult now.

00:53:42.000 Fix your troubles.

00:53:43.000 You're an adult now.

00:53:44.000 Fight the guy that's bothering you.

00:53:47.000 Don't lie back, close your eyes, and pretend you could shoot a web at him.

00:53:51.000 Jesus Lord.

00:53:53.000 And yes, this extends to video games, much to many baby monsters' chagrin.

00:53:59.000 When we were at the Disney thing resort, there's this review.

00:54:03.000 And don't go to Disneyland if you don't have kids.

00:54:06.000 I have a kid.

00:54:07.000 Or a baby.

00:54:08.000 That doesn't count.

00:54:09.000 Totally counts.

00:54:10.000 You could see her light up when she sees new things, and it was a very fun experience.

00:54:13.000 Okay.

00:54:13.000 Take her to Target.

00:54:14.000 No.

00:54:15.000 And also, we're going to have two kids by next year.

00:54:18.000 So we would have two kids going to Disney.

00:54:20.000 That's tough.

00:54:21.000 This is a great experience to test out.

00:54:23.000 Do we have it in us?

00:54:25.000 Can we coordinate?

00:54:26.000 Can we make this happen?

00:54:27.000 And we did.

00:54:28.000 Okay.

00:54:29.000 Anyway, we were there, and there was like a child's care center.

00:54:32.000 There was like a gay guy.

00:54:34.000 Yeah, my care is about at a child's level.

00:54:36.000 There was two.

00:54:37.000 That doesn't work because kids care a lot about stuff.

00:54:39.000 That's totally true.

00:54:41.000 There was two girls and a gay, and they were like, okay, we're sitting there talking for a while about parenting in the park, and they were like, okay, so which guys, who are you?

00:54:50.000 Are you like a Hufflepuff or like a Slytherin?

00:54:51.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:54:52.000 They're like college.

00:54:54.000 They're in college.

00:54:55.000 And they're like, are you guys like a Hufflepuff type of vibe?

00:54:58.000 Or are you more like a Slytherin?

00:54:59.000 No, I remember at Prospect Park in Brooklyn, you'd see them playing that game.

00:55:04.000 They'd have poles.

00:55:06.000 Quidditch.

00:55:07.000 Quidditch.

00:55:08.000 You shouldn't know that.

00:55:09.000 They have broom poles, holding them up against their balls as they run around kicking a soccer ball.

00:55:16.000 They're playing the game that's in there.

00:55:18.000 These people are like 25.

00:55:20.000 Were they flying?

00:55:21.000 They were not flying.

00:55:22.000 I would forget if that was fine.

00:55:23.000 That's the problem.

00:55:23.000 But wait, go back to that tweet.

00:55:27.000 I got a copy of Goblet of Fire for my seventh birthday.

00:55:29.000 It was a special edition hardcover with your signature embossed on the cover.

00:55:32.000 And it was my prized possession for three years.

00:55:35.000 I read it till the spine separated from the cover.

00:55:37.000 Now I can't even watch a Harry Potter movie without disgust.

00:55:42.000 An HP movie.

00:55:43.000 Self-disgust?

00:55:44.000 Yeah, look at Olivia. 0.99

00:55:45.000 Click on Olivia.

00:55:48.000 She can't watch Harry Potter movies anymore because of the odious views of J.K. Rowling.

00:55:56.000 Like, what a state of affairs we are in, folks, that that is a thing.

00:56:00.000 I mean, we've always had fags.

00:56:01.000 But this isn't even...

00:56:06.000 He's just a retarded nerd. 1.00

00:56:08.000 What is this?

00:56:10.000 We've made some videos.

00:56:12.000 Wow.

00:56:15.000 The night that I wrote this part of the script.

00:56:18.000 Oh my God.

00:56:18.000 Are those real tips?

00:56:20.000 Oh, my.

00:56:21.000 Researching Marvel South African history to add to his research document.

00:56:24.000 Look, it's undeniable that video essays take a lot of work.

00:56:29.000 Before I made political content, I made a few bad video essays about gaming.

00:56:33.000 Now I'm making bad political videos.

00:56:36.000 Weak.

00:56:37.000 The fact that he can't pin his privilege punching down at everyone around them.

00:56:42.000 This ignores the realization.

00:56:46.000 Oh, your cardigan's falling off.

00:56:47.000 Disintegrates every point he makes.

00:56:51.000 It's fantastic.

00:56:53.000 And also, both sides have ambivalent relationships to the term, so neither claim it outright.

00:56:58.000 So we're listening to you.

00:56:59.000 Wait, go back.

00:57:00.000 I am listening to Ed.

00:57:05.000 What I am saying is stop doing debates.

00:57:07.000 Stop it.

00:57:08.000 Stop doing them.

00:57:09.000 They're pointless.

00:57:10.000 They're useless.

00:57:10.000 They reinforce bad ideals of knowledge creation.

00:57:15.000 And unless you're doing them as a game in which you're very clear that their relationship to the truth is.

00:57:21.000 Boring.

00:57:21.000 All right, let's jump to some races.

00:57:23.000 Look at this real quick.

00:57:25.000 Largest public school semester was 582 increased the number of students who did a fang is non-binary.

00:57:30.000 Yeah.

00:57:31.000 It's fake.

00:57:33.000 And then, of course, they'll say, well, they just weren't allowed to come out until now.

00:57:42.000 It's like cancer.

00:57:42.000 There's more cancer now because we diagnose it more.

00:57:46.000 No.

00:57:46.000 It's because you're ruining everything, you fucking freaks.

00:57:52.000 Racy?

00:57:57.000 I'm a black female.

00:57:59.000 What other different This is really inconvenient.

00:58:06.000 That's crazy!

00:58:07.000 I have a dream.

00:58:10.000 I have a dream.

00:58:11.000 Oh, Black Betty, spam a lamb. 1.00

00:58:13.000 Oh, Black Betty, spam a lamb. 1.00

00:58:15.000 Black Betty had a child. 0.81

00:58:16.000 Black Betty, spam a lamb. 0.96

00:58:23.000 I think he was trying to sing along.

00:58:30.000 I meant to get to this earlier in the week, but I want to start with some whites.

00:58:35.000 Let's actually show this.

00:58:37.000 Cock commercial for shit biscuits.

00:58:42.000 That might be the name of the show.

00:58:45.000 That's fucking great.

00:58:46.000 Cuckomercial for shit biscuits.

00:58:50.000 If you don't take a shit in the morning, then you will be like a shitty white guy and black people will look at you like, ugh, what a loser.

00:59:00.000 This is how they express being a piece of shit garbage loser, being a white guy.

00:59:08.000 Your morning could hit a wall.

00:59:10.000 Is he okay?

00:59:13.000 Bel Vita breakfast biscuits are baked with slow-release carbs.

00:59:18.000 You don't want to see him crash again.

00:59:20.000 Without the right start to your day, your morning could hit a wall.

00:59:24.000 Is he okay?

00:59:28.000 Bel Vita breakfast biscuits are baked with slowly ready.

00:59:30.000 There's some weird continuity going on there.

00:59:33.000 I didn't see any coffee on the glass.

00:59:35.000 I didn't see any coffee on him.

00:59:36.000 Without your day, your morning good.

00:59:42.000 There's a wall.

00:59:43.000 Is he okay?

00:59:48.000 There's coffee there.

00:59:49.000 Oh, there is.

00:59:49.000 Okay.

00:59:54.000 Speaking of anti-white racism, this is a really weird, disturbing quote where they say the quiet part out loud, and you realize that so much of modern systemic racism is just revenge of the nerds.

01:00:07.000 And when they say white guys, they really mean the cool guys who bullied me in high school.

01:00:11.000 Listen to this bizarre definition of working class America. 0.84

01:00:21.000 I'm sure I'm going to piss off both left and right, so I apologize.

01:00:27.000 That the fetish for manufacturing is part of the general fetish for keeping white males of low education outside the cities in the powerful positions they're in in the U.S. Wait, what?

01:00:42.000 So did you know that?

01:00:43.000 Did you know that working-class white males are in incredibly powerful positions?

01:00:48.000 So if you work at a factory in Pennsylvania, you're an incredibly powerful person.

01:00:56.000 If you're swinging a hammer all day, if you're pulling dragons out of the ground, if you're a lineman, if you're a union electrician, you are an incredibly powerful person.

01:01:07.000 And keeping you employed is a weird fetish of mine, a sexual thing, a weird kink I have, where I want to keep those guys as powerful as they are.

01:01:20.000 So if you want there to be manufacturing in America and you want the working class to exist, talk about, you know, they say trans people, we don't want trans people to exist. 1.00

01:01:29.000 You don't want the working class to exist. 1.00

01:01:31.000 You don't want white males to exist. 0.96

01:01:33.000 What a fucking scumbag.

01:01:35.000 Did he finish his quote there?

01:01:37.000 I don't believe so.

01:01:41.000 That is really outside the cities in the powerful positions they're in in the U.S. And that is really what's going on here.

01:01:54.000 Because when you look at the costs of manufacturing, and Susan Hausman and her co-authors have done a lot, not of manufacturing, of train, and job displacement and community, Susan Hausman and her co-authors have done a lot of work on this, and I'm sure she'll have a different view than I do.

01:02:10.000 But when I look at the so-called costs of the China shock or the costs of the decline in manufacturing, I always think compared to what?

01:02:19.000 For decades, there was enormous displacement of African Americans in this economy.

01:02:25.000 Every time there was a recession, African American unemployment rates shot up much faster and higher than white unemployment rates.

01:02:32.000 Single women were methodically excluded from the workforce, especially if they became parents, or ghettoed in particular.

01:02:41.000 Do you know how many blacks are displaced from their jobs when illegal aliens come on board? 0.99

01:02:46.000 Throughout the economy, well through the 70s into the 80s.

01:02:50.000 Displacements on large scales would happen when technology or trade broke through, like all the secretaries who got replaced by personal computers and other forms of office animation.

01:03:02.000 Excuse me, not animation, automation, excuse me.

01:03:07.000 And these kinds of churn, as the economists put it, never were decried.

01:03:12.000 They never got political attention.

01:03:14.000 They never got much notice.

01:03:17.000 But when it started being the white male manufacturing people in the so-called heartland, which by definition was not urban, then suddenly this was a crisis.

01:03:28.000 Okay, so because we weren't sympathetic enough to blacks and single moms and secretaries in the 60s and 70s, then we have to also abuse white males because it's just fair. 0.94

01:03:43.000 And we have to let them starve to death because black people suffered in the 60s. 0.99

01:03:47.000 See how that goes?

01:03:50.000 How does that work for just like an average white worker? 0.92

01:03:54.000 They all get a say whether or not black people get employed or not? 0.93

01:03:57.000 Yeah, it doesn't make sense.

01:03:58.000 Wait, what you saying?

01:03:59.000 Just attacking innocent white people that are just doing their jobs.

01:04:02.000 They have power.

01:04:04.000 Because we didn't care enough when secretaries lost their jobs, you have to lose your job and shut your fucking mouth. 1.00

01:04:09.000 The government at the time, maybe, but, I mean, even who...

01:04:15.000 You know what he just did?

01:04:16.000 He just admitted that his political beliefs are based on revenge.

01:04:19.000 Totally.

01:04:21.000 Bad luck, Mr. Grossman.

01:04:24.000 Yeah, that's better.

01:04:25.000 Because he's gross.

01:04:26.000 Imagine him eating a Reuben sandwich in front of you.

01:04:32.000 Also in my category of white people, we have a pretty iconic depiction of white girls with black baby daddies. 0.89

01:04:42.000 This is what they all look like, I've noticed.

01:04:48.000 Why is that?

01:04:51.000 They always got their hair and their nails, did and then I thought I would entertain what's this, 3-8?

01:05:06.000 The notion of whites behaving badly for a change.

01:05:10.000 3-8.

01:05:12.000 Oh yeah, this guy's pretty cool.

01:05:14.000 This guy actually.

01:05:17.000 Stop.

01:05:23.000 That's what I meant to show.

01:05:24.000 And then we'll show that guy.

01:05:27.000 We never show cops behaving badly.

01:05:29.000 We always take the side of cops.

01:05:30.000 But here is a great example of cops being fucking assholes.

01:05:34.000 And this is a thing that people don't understand.

01:05:37.000 If you showed this to a cop, he would go, Jesus, what a bunch of idiots.

01:05:42.000 Thanks a lot for making us all look bad.

01:05:44.000 Yeah, and Tlaib Stark show.

01:05:45.000 They used to do that with Pat Dixon and, oh, fuck, I forgot his name.

01:05:50.000 He's a great guy.

01:05:50.000 Fucking cop from San Bernardino.

01:05:53.000 Ray.

01:05:55.000 His name is Ray.

01:05:56.000 377.

01:05:56.000 Any reason why you're rolling your window up when I walk up to this car?

01:05:59.000 No, sir.

01:06:00.000 You had been driving it down for the past mile?

01:06:02.000 I just rolled it up.

01:06:04.000 Alright, step out of the car for me.

01:06:07.000 Step out.

01:06:09.000 You guys shut that window.

01:06:11.000 Open it now.

01:06:12.000 Step out.

01:06:13.000 Right here.

01:06:14.000 Face that direction.

01:06:15.000 Face that direction.

01:06:16.000 Trains right here behind your back.

01:06:18.000 Don't move.

01:06:18.000 You understand?

01:06:20.000 Why are you acting so suspicious?

01:06:23.000 Well, you're already whistling up and I'm walking up on scene for a routine traffic stop.

01:06:26.000 Ain't nothing going on.

01:06:28.000 You brought your window up.

01:06:29.000 What does that look like to me?

01:06:30.000 I mean, I'm just filming it up for my safety.

01:06:33.000 For your safety.

01:06:34.000 Yeah.

01:06:36.000 Nothing.

01:06:36.000 I rolled up my window.

01:06:37.000 Take off.

01:06:38.000 That's my dad.

01:06:39.000 I will say one thing.

01:06:40.000 It is pretty suspicious to wind your window up and when you have tinted glass.

01:06:47.000 If I was a cop, that would freak me out.

01:06:50.000 Are you getting ready to shoot me?

01:06:54.000 I rolled up my window.

01:06:56.000 320, give me a unicode now.

01:06:58.000 Got mad because I rolled up my window.

01:07:00.000 Step right here.

01:07:02.000 I rolled it up.

01:07:03.000 Step right.

01:07:07.000 You're about to be arrested for blocking the roadway if you don't park and get out.

01:07:11.000 Park over there.

01:07:12.000 I can't.

01:07:13.000 You are interfering with my job.

01:07:14.000 You need to go park over there.

01:07:18.000 I broke up my window like you said.

01:07:20.000 It was my right to open up my window.

01:07:21.000 No it's not.

01:07:32.000 I think that is Arizona.

01:07:34.000 Just watch him.

01:07:36.000 Fucking what?

01:07:37.000 Fucking stand here?

01:07:38.000 Yep.

01:07:40.000 That was in Georgia.

01:07:42.000 For what?

01:07:44.000 Put your phone down.

01:07:45.000 The roadway.

01:07:46.000 Put your phone down.

01:07:46.000 Turn around.

01:07:47.000 No, man, for what?

01:07:48.000 Hold on.

01:07:49.000 Hold on.

01:07:49.000 What am I blocking?

01:07:50.000 I'm not blocking the roadway.

01:07:51.000 Enough.

01:07:52.000 I am not blocking the roadway.

01:07:54.000 Put your phone down.

01:07:56.000 Hey, Rods.

01:07:56.000 I hope you got this on video.

01:07:58.000 This guy's arresting me for standing here.

01:08:01.000 And now he's taking my phone away.

01:08:05.000 Dude, oh my God.

01:08:06.000 Oh my God.

01:08:07.000 Dude, what are you doing?

01:08:09.000 You're going to get sprayed.

01:08:10.000 I'm spraying.

01:08:11.000 Put your hands on me. 0.78

01:08:12.000 Spraying.

01:08:12.000 Yeah.

01:08:13.000 Spraying.

01:08:13.000 I'm not even doing anything.

01:08:15.000 Get that out of his hands.

01:08:19.000 323.

01:08:19.000 Need a more unit.

01:08:20.000 Run code.

01:08:21.000 Dude!

01:08:22.000 What the heck?

01:08:24.000 You got him.

01:08:27.000 320.

01:08:28.000 4C's, babe. 0.88

01:08:30.000 That's a pretty bad one.

01:08:32.000 That's a pretty bad one.

01:08:34.000 But what's the pattern here, folks?

01:08:36.000 3-8.

01:08:36.000 Let's talk about the pattern.

01:08:37.000 You always want me to ask you...

01:08:44.000 Why don't you say anything about police brutality?

01:08:47.000 Never speak out about police killing people.

01:08:51.000 When last time police didn't kill the nigga. 1.00

01:08:54.000 That shit happens a lot.

01:08:57.000 It may not be George Floyd media status, but that shit happens a lot.

01:09:02.000 Okay, so I often look at those statistics.

01:09:06.000 The police shoot more mentally ill white men than anybody.

01:09:11.000 The white boy mama who done call the police on him because he had to have. 0.98

01:09:15.000 So if you look at the statistics, the police on the average shoot more white people than they do black people.

01:09:22.000 I'm a guy that's big on statistics.

01:09:27.000 Police shootings, and I want people to really hear me, homie.

01:09:30.000 Police shootings, killing an unarmed nigga, is the least of our problems in America. 0.90

01:09:37.000 It's the least of our problems.

01:09:40.000 They ain't shot now nigga on his way to school. 1.00

01:09:44.000 They ain't shot no nigga getting off work. 0.98

01:09:46.000 They ain't shot no nigga in a high visibility construction vest. 0.98

01:09:50.000 They ain't shot a nigga in no suit. 0.99

01:09:53.000 They ain't shot now nigga with his pants pulled up and his shirt tail tucked in. 1.00

01:09:58.000 Your pants always want me to ask you. 1.00

01:10:01.000 Go to 4-5.

01:10:05.000 Real stats, real statistic.

01:10:07.000 That just ends the debate, doesn't it?

01:10:14.000 New FBI homicide stats out for 2021.

01:10:16.000 Handguns were used in 5,000 killings, knives in 1,000, rifles in 400, automatic handguns in 200, shotguns in 150, and scarcest of all, automatic rifles in 37 deaths.

01:10:29.000 And all we talk about is AR-15s.

01:10:33.000 It's knives and handguns, folks.

01:10:35.000 And those handguns are illegal.

01:10:40.000 Look at that.

01:10:42.000 Go down a bit?

01:10:46.000 You can look it up here.

01:10:49.000 And who's using illegal handguns?

01:10:52.000 It's black Americans.

01:10:56.000 So the last time I looked at this, it was 2,000 blacks killing each other every year.

01:11:01.000 Now it's probably, it's got to be the vast majority of that 5,000.

01:11:03.000 So maybe it's double.

01:11:04.000 Now it's 4,000.

01:11:06.000 Wait.

01:11:09.000 The racial ratio for blacks to all non-blacks is approaching 10 to 1.

01:11:14.000 10 to 1.

01:11:15.000 So out of that 5,000, 90% are black.

01:11:19.000 So that brings us to like about 4,000.

01:11:24.000 What is 4,000 divided by 365?

01:11:32.000 Wait, that's only 10 a day?

01:11:35.000 11 a day?

01:11:36.000 I thought we were up to 20 a day.

01:11:39.000 Anyway, maybe it went down?

01:11:41.000 Oh, that's just handguns.

01:11:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:44.000 So the knives and everything else will add up.

01:11:48.000 By the way, we mentioned Harry Potter.

01:11:52.000 The guy who played Hagrid and another, just a good actor in his own right, Robbie Coltrane, died.

01:11:57.000 Very sad.

01:11:58.000 I like that guy.

01:11:59.000 Do not care.

01:12:00.000 That's some shit I don't care about.

01:12:02.000 This is a tribute.

01:12:07.000 Well, here's my care butte. 0.92

01:12:08.000 I am moving on to some blacks behaving badly. 1.00

01:12:11.000 Triple B, as we call it.

01:12:13.000 Let's do some triple B's and then hit the male B. Here in the M Fing building. 1.00

01:12:20.000 Is there music for that?

01:12:22.000 Not this version.

01:12:23.000 Okay, we'll make that my background then.

01:12:25.000 Oh, wait.

01:12:26.000 Here's the music.

01:12:27.000 Haha.

01:12:35.000 First, we have some blacks throwing wieners on a dude. 1.00

01:12:39.000 Pardon?

01:12:42.000 This is our hometown, Times Square.

01:12:46.000 A couple trains away.

01:12:49.000 Just no respect for other human beings.

01:12:53.000 Total disregard for society.

01:12:58.000 There's probably a perfectly good reason for this.

01:13:01.000 Yeah.

01:13:01.000 Well, this guy was a Palestinian who said Israel has no right to exist.

01:13:05.000 Those guys are all Zionists. 1.00

01:13:06.000 Damn.

01:13:09.000 Here we have some women who were starving because they couldn't get a job due to racism. 1.00

01:13:14.000 They're forced to steal chicken to bring home to their children who were emaciated.

01:13:23.000 I know the women seem obese, but they're wearing brown latex shirts that are full of bread that they're taking home. 1.00

01:13:30.000 Have to keep warm and have to keep the bread safe.

01:13:36.000 That's the fattest shit I've ever seen.

01:13:39.000 Now, this ignorant person doesn't know that their clothes are stuffed with bread, so they call them fat.

01:13:43.000 They just grabbed everyone's food.

01:13:45.000 Why did you let them?

01:13:45.000 They didn't have a gun.

01:13:47.000 They have a gun.

01:13:48.000 Do they have a gun?

01:13:51.000 You're one T too much.

01:13:54.000 Here they are trashing Walmart after Walmart refused to allow a union to form, and the minimum wage stayed just north of $15 an hour.

01:14:04.000 Unacceptable.

01:14:06.000 This is a pro-union demonstration.

01:14:09.000 I always love hearing the audio.

01:14:16.000 Hadam!

01:14:16.000 Hold up.

01:14:17.000 Hold up.

01:14:18.000 Hey, hey, hold up.

01:14:20.000 Hey, hold up.

01:14:21.000 Hey, hold up.

01:14:23.000 Get the fuck off my mama, bitch. 1.00

01:14:25.000 Get the fuck off her mama, bitch. 1.00

01:14:33.000 Ooh, that was a good connection he just had there.

01:14:35.000 It's definitely a broken rib.

01:14:41.000 So that girl will sneeze that night, and she'll go, oh, and they go, what's the matter? 0.94

01:14:46.000 I got my rib crack at Walmart.

01:14:47.000 Some motherfucker hit me with a pole. 1.00

01:14:49.000 Shit popped off.

01:14:51.000 Did I say that my wife and me came into the conclusion that blacks don't see Walmart as a place where people shop or like McDonald's is just like a restaurant with food?

01:15:00.000 They think of it as like the DMV that sells food.

01:15:03.000 It's just like a part of the government.

01:15:05.000 So when they rebel against these workers there and rebel against the establishment, they feel like they're rebelling against the establishment in the McDonald's.

01:15:14.000 They don't know it's just an owned company.

01:15:16.000 It's just the people that own the company.

01:15:18.000 They think it's like the DMV from getting jumped at the pump?

01:15:21.000 Oh, what's this?

01:15:26.000 Seriously, there's new ones every day.

01:15:29.000 Yep.

01:15:29.000 Air day.

01:15:32.000 Let's check out pumping gas.

01:15:34.000 These guys were angry because the dude who was pumping gas had just raped a kid and he got out free.

01:15:40.000 So they're a vigilante task force that fight pedophiles.

01:15:48.000 They're heroes.

01:15:48.000 I'm rooting for them, obviously.

01:15:50.000 Yeah, you should.

01:15:52.000 Oh, this guy came into, No, no, they're all attacking the pedophile.

01:16:04.000 Here is a landlord dispute where the landlord kept raising the rent illegally and then evicting people who had cancer.

01:16:11.000 And the guy said, I've had enough of this landlord.

01:16:14.000 And after trying to go through the courts, he had to take the law into his own hands and attack the landlord's car.

01:16:26.000 Wrong sword.

01:16:27.000 Oh! 0.60

01:16:31.000 They gave the Rome smokers some money!

01:16:34.000 The Rome smokers the money! 0.66

01:16:36.000 happened there?

01:16:45.000 We also have lights here in the street of New York.

01:16:49.000 There was this guy who was robbing kids, taking their clothes and their wallets, and eventually a vigilante task force united to steal the kids' stuff back from these jerks.

01:17:01.000 Yeah, you're seeing a lot of good news here, folks.

01:17:06.000 Life in New York City be like, Especially.

01:17:13.000 Yeah.

01:17:15.000 Now, the father of one of the children is about to arrive on the scene.

01:17:19.000 This is crazy.

01:17:20.000 That's him there.

01:17:21.000 He lost his temper.

01:17:22.000 Yeah.

01:17:23.000 Because he's like, you hurt my eight-year-old.

01:17:25.000 You stole his oversized sweatshirt that fits you because you're petite.

01:17:29.000 When I saw they took his body.

01:17:39.000 I thought he was going to leave me naked.

01:17:40.000 Now he's playing the victim where he's like, oh, yeah.

01:17:42.000 Yeah, they always do that.

01:17:43.000 Yeah, you are going to be left naked because you're wearing stolen gear.

01:17:46.000 It's so ironic he wears a thing that says love.

01:17:48.000 Oh, so that he's out now.

01:17:51.000 Yeah.

01:17:52.000 Well, that's what you get when you mess with the father.

01:17:55.000 They seem like sadistic animals that are hurting people for no reason and knocking people out just because they're deranged sadists, sociopaths, human garbage.

01:18:06.000 But you've got to get the whole story.

01:18:09.000 Now we have the whole story.

01:18:12.000 Maybe he'll kick him in the head now that he's down.

01:18:14.000 I think that's when he showed me the gun, and I still cough out like this: all right, you got it.

01:18:22.000 Okay, they should be leaving soon.

01:18:27.000 Here's a guy who was a serial rapist who was attacking women who would walk home alone on the streets, and he was caught by a guy who did his own research.

01:18:37.000 And of course, the courts didn't hurt the serial rapist, so he hurt them himself.

01:18:47.000 Blow that up a little bit.

01:18:50.000 Blow that shit up.

01:18:52.000 Jamie.

01:18:55.000 This is in the streets of Philly.

01:18:57.000 Someone's got their kid there.

01:18:58.000 Not exactly the streets.

01:18:59.000 The kids are scurrying up the street.

01:19:01.000 Subway platforms of Philly.

01:19:02.000 That woman should probably get out of there. 1.00

01:19:05.000 So did he throw a smoke bomb?

01:19:08.000 He shot him.

01:19:09.000 Oh, that's your wave.

01:19:10.000 Gunsmoke.

01:19:12.000 That's the end of that.

01:19:14.000 Wow.

01:19:14.000 And then this was a restaurant in, I believe, Atlanta that refused black service for years and years to this day.

01:19:24.000 Uh-oh.

01:19:24.000 It looks like that link is deleted.

01:19:26.000 Oh.

01:19:27.000 Fuck.

01:19:28.000 Well, it was an all-out war, I think.

01:19:32.000 Ah, that sucks.

01:19:33.000 Because it was over a chocolate bar, actually.

01:19:37.000 It was going to be really funny because they were going to go, you did all this for a chocolate bar?

01:19:40.000 And then I would say, oh, I got that one wrong.

01:19:42.000 I thought that was about segregation.

01:19:43.000 And then finally, we end with some Chad who ain't having it.

01:19:50.000 Yeah.

01:19:52.000 Here he is.

01:19:55.000 This is what it's like to fight Antifa, by the way.

01:20:04.000 He's mad tactical.

01:20:07.000 He did good right there.

01:20:09.000 He got one in the face.

01:20:10.000 He took a knee.

01:20:11.000 He got kicked in the head, but he's back up.

01:20:14.000 What's next?

01:20:19.000 What kind of losers have to be in a group of 50 to fight someone?

01:20:25.000 Stop! 1.00

01:20:31.000 There's never been a fight where Proud Boys weren't outnumbered.

01:20:34.000 You can't really call them a pussy-ass bitch.

01:20:37.000 Yeah, they choose some different insults just for that one particular time.

01:20:41.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:20:42.000 Yes, of course.

01:20:44.000 Mailing, bagging, and 543.

01:20:47.000 Yeah, some girls. 1.00

01:20:47.000 One. 1.00

01:20:49.000 Let me touch it.

01:21:00.000 *Drums*

01:21:02.000 Let the man touch it.

01:21:03.000 Doodle doodle doo, doodle doo, doodle doodle doo doo doo doo doo doodle da dead Someone says worst hair.

01:21:17.000 They're under the impression they have someone whose hair is worse than that guy.

01:21:20.000 Jamie Raskin.

01:21:21.000 Jamie Raskin.

01:21:22.000 Okay, let's see what you got, sir.

01:21:25.000 Yes, I'm familiar with this woman. 0.87

01:21:28.000 Unfortunately, she is in another country.

01:21:32.000 I believe this is Russia or some shit.

01:21:34.000 Yeah, Russian politician.

01:21:36.000 She's got a perfect sort of a hat. 0.99

01:21:40.000 It looks like it's kind of braids-based, doesn't it?

01:21:46.000 Like, there seems to be some sort of a braids pattern happening somewhere.

01:21:50.000 Looks kind of.

01:21:51.000 Look at the top right picture.

01:21:52.000 Did you already click on that?

01:21:54.000 No.

01:21:54.000 Why not?

01:21:55.000 Because?

01:22:02.000 This one makes me a little uncomfortable, but it is funny.

01:22:10.000 And it is stupid that this video exists in the first place.

01:22:13.000 I don't like jokes that involve hurting children, but this is kind of funny.

01:22:16.000 It's called self-defense, kid.

01:22:18.000 Kid.

01:22:24.000 Boy your shit sucks.

01:22:26.000 *sad music*

01:22:41.000 Grab both hands.

01:22:42.000 Rub both hands.

01:22:43.000 Flip like that.

01:22:44.000 No!

01:22:48.000 Hi, guys.

01:22:49.000 We're going to show you what you do if someone grabs you by the throat.

01:22:51.000 Step one?

01:22:52.000 Put your arm up.

01:22:53.000 Step two.

01:22:56.000 We're going to show you what you do if someone grabs you.

01:22:58.000 Step one, kiss me.

01:23:00.000 Step two, grab her hand. 1.00

01:23:05.000 Where is he filming?

01:23:06.000 In a laser tank?

01:23:08.000 That looks interesting.

01:23:09.000 Alice?

01:23:11.000 Funny PB Fed thought.

01:23:12.000 I had an idea of a sketch or just a funny idea that popped in my head, blah, blah, blah.

01:23:16.000 I could just imagine some fed who hears about what the Proud Boys are really doing and is trying to get a supervisor to let him infiltrate the Proud Boys.

01:23:23.000 He's constantly telling them they're a bunch of terrorists just so we can have some drinking buddies to get to party all the time.

01:23:27.000 Every time the supervisor goes to pull him out, because there's no evidence of anything sinister, he tells them there's something big in the works.

01:23:34.000 Dude, do you realize that half the meetups are that joke?

01:23:38.000 That joke has been done to death so many times.

01:23:41.000 We've had guys that we would pretend are feds and we're like, to the Fed.

01:23:46.000 And we would act like that Fed guy sometimes and be like, so you guys got any, maybe I should come back next month to research this more.

01:23:54.000 I think we barely scratched the surface.

01:23:57.000 So that joke's been done to death.

01:23:59.000 Ryan's hair, please flick a match into Ryan's hair.

01:24:02.000 I get aggravated when I see him on screen.

01:24:06.000 We've gotten about a dozen emails and they're always really angry talking about your hair.

01:24:15.000 Well, go to a different country.

01:24:16.000 This is America.

01:24:18.000 If that woman could have her weird hair right here in the United States of Russia, then by gonet. 1.00

01:24:25.000 What's the logic there?

01:24:26.000 If Russians can have stupid hair, then you can too? 0.99

01:24:28.000 Yeah, if Russians have the freedom to have hair like that, then I, in America... 0.99

01:24:38.000 Eh.

01:24:39.000 Somehow always make things more annoying.

01:24:42.000 Can we get a rate on Tudor Dixon?

01:24:44.000 This is the one running against Whitmer, I guess, in Michigan.

01:24:48.000 Well, I'm going to teach you how to do math.

01:24:50.000 Tudor Dixon.

01:24:53.000 She looks great, by the way.

01:24:57.000 She did listen to the experts, but we have the letter from the Nursing Home Association that said, whatever you do, don't send COVID-positive patients into nursing homes.

01:25:07.000 And yet the governor did.

01:25:09.000 When Andrew Cuomo even backed off of this, Governor Whitmer doubled down.

01:25:13.000 She even tried to hide the final report of the numbers of how many deaths.

01:25:17.000 Well, it's weird because she's old, right?

01:25:19.000 She tried to hide a lot from the government.

01:25:21.000 I want to throw a high seven around.

01:25:23.000 Be like, she's fucking what?

01:25:25.000 She's 45.

01:25:26.000 But you got to take that into consideration.

01:25:27.000 Plus, I'm 52.

01:25:29.000 So I actually am more attracted to women over 35 than under 35.

01:25:34.000 Yo, right.

01:25:34.000 That's just because you can't get.

01:25:36.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:25:36.000 I can't get anyone. 0.95

01:25:38.000 But I'm going to go 7.8.

01:25:42.000 Yeah.

01:25:45.000 Kanye Tucker interview.

01:25:46.000 Can we stop pretending Kanye is the visionary with important things to say?

01:25:49.000 He's a mentally ill, destructive, degenerate. 0.80

01:25:50.000 I thought you described him well on the show.

01:25:54.000 And then he talks about the vice things that have the outtakes from his Tucker interview.

01:26:01.000 We're going to do a deep dive on that.

01:26:03.000 I'm sort of saving some content for when I go away because I'm away for two days doing the Chicago show on the 20th.

01:26:10.000 And then I'm away for two days doing the Penn State show on the 24th.

01:26:14.000 So there's going to be four Gav-free days where we'll have to bank episodes.

01:26:21.000 But don't worry, we've got you covered.

01:26:24.000 All right, let's jump to the final vid.

01:26:26.000 Oi.

01:26:29.000 Oi.

01:26:43.000 This is an unfortunate story involving a child who is wrongly accused of biting his brother.

01:26:49.000 The child reaches out to his maternal grandmother for support because she's always supportive of him, often devoid of the consequences or the evidence presented.

01:27:02.000 And you're watching a boy getting framed.

01:27:05.000 And I have his back.

01:27:06.000 I believe him.

01:27:08.000 But his own mother does not.

01:27:09.000 And that's really unfortunate.

01:27:12.000 Because he bit me!

01:27:15.000 Did you?

01:27:16.000 No.

01:27:16.000 Yeah, you did.

01:27:17.000 Shop along with me.

01:27:20.000 Sama!

01:27:21.000 Where's Nana?

01:27:22.000 Did you bite him?

01:27:24.000 Yeah, no, yeah, no, yeah.

01:27:26.000 That looks like he's lying to me.

01:27:28.000 He's mired.

01:27:30.000 Oh, boy.

01:27:33.000 Louie.

01:27:36.000 I did.

01:27:38.000 Because he bit me.

01:27:45.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop.

01:27:49.000 Wherever you may be remembering, I will be there.

01:28:01.000 Dude.

01:28:02.000 Yes.

01:28:02.000 We forgot to mention MIA.

01:28:04.000 Oh, yeah, she was MIA.

01:28:06.000 Why did we do that stupid classical music song?

01:28:08.000 The intro song should have been the new MIA album.

01:28:11.000 That's true.

01:28:14.000 Well, here it is.

01:28:15.000 This song's called Beep.

01:28:17.000 Just released it.

01:28:18.000 It's newsworthy because she's coming out as non-anti-white.

01:28:21.000 She thinks White Lives Matter. 1.00

01:28:23.000 And she's Christian and she worships Jesus Christ.

01:28:26.000 I just followed her.

01:28:27.000 I'm sure her Sri Lankan brethren fan base is not going to be excited about it. 0.74

01:28:30.000 And GQ just canceled their interview with her.

01:28:33.000 That's correct.

01:28:34.000 Because she dared.

01:28:35.000 Here it is.

01:28:36.000 Let's hear it.

01:28:47.000 You print words for a living.

01:28:48.000 How do you judge man of the year when you don't have balls?

01:28:56.000 That's interesting.

01:28:56.000 Were they considering using her for men of the year?

01:29:01.000 Who knows?

01:29:01.000 It's all fags at these magazines.

01:29:04.000 What was your tweet exactly?

01:29:06.000 It was just defending Elon Musk, defending Kanye.

01:29:12.000 Well, pull it up.

01:29:13.000 And then, oh, and then also Alex Jones saying the government has lied plenty of times.

01:29:17.000 Nobody's ever...

01:29:20.000 It's 2022.

01:29:21.000 So far, no one has ever paid a billion dollars for lying or being in denial on this planet.

01:29:28.000 Alex Jones lying and Pfizer lying, both trending.

01:29:31.000 One with penalty, other without.

01:29:32.000 If you have no critical thinking faculty, this is about as crazy as we should get before a nuclear war wipes out the human race.

01:29:38.000 Based.

01:29:39.000 You're based.

01:29:40.000 Welcome aboard, MIA.

01:29:41.000 Welcome aboard.

01:29:43.000 now.

01:29:43.000 Outro Music.

01:29:50.000 Yeah, I'm trying to come through Beep, beep, yeah, I'm bringing some of this Be free, like you already need Be free, do what you gotta do Be free, like you already need Be free.

01:30:02.000 You and you gotta be.

01:30:05.000 You wanna be, you can be who?

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 14, 2022

S04E176 - CUCKMERCIAL FOR SHIT BISCUITS

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