Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E30 - FIGHTING BACK

00:00:44.000 Look at my need to fatten these pants. 0.80

00:00:48.000 I don't need a belt, but they have little things.

00:00:50.000 That's the best type of pants. 0.99

00:00:53.000 Yeah, you can get fat and you can lose weight.

00:00:55.000 Like in a dinner, like it's an after-dinner thing too.

00:00:58.000 You loosen it up.

00:00:59.000 Yep.

00:01:01.000 Can I see the very back of it?

00:01:03.000 Like if you turn around?

00:01:06.000 Wait, but lift up the middle part a little more?

00:01:09.000 Okay, never mind.

00:01:11.000 I guess you don't need the after...

00:01:12.000 Ooh.

00:01:13.000 You don't need the after-dinner notch if you have the side fasteners.

00:01:18.000 Oh, shit, I don't have a pen.

00:01:22.000 I'm still sick, so this show's going to suck.

00:01:25.000 Don't get your hopes up.

00:01:26.000 You got a pencil or something?

00:01:29.000 My head feels like a wet sock.

00:01:32.000 It's dense.

00:01:36.000 It's like a hangover, really.

00:01:39.000 You know those hangovers?

00:01:40.000 Well, maybe you don't.

00:01:41.000 Where you go involuntarily every minute and a half?

00:01:45.000 That's what I've been doing all day.

00:01:48.000 That's what kind of made me stop drinking.

00:01:49.000 It's feeling like very bad afterwards.

00:01:53.000 Hangovers are great.

00:01:56.000 So that Slaves UK band.

00:01:57.000 There's an American Slaves. 0.99

00:01:59.000 That was the UK version.

00:02:00.000 Kind of electro-punky guys.

00:02:03.000 I don't know why they don't have a video.

00:02:05.000 Why don't you have a video, dudes?

00:02:12.000 They got in trouble for that name.

00:02:13.000 It's insensitive to black slaves in Britain.

00:02:17.000 Wow.

00:02:17.000 Why do blacks in Britain get to talk about racism and Black Lives Matter?

00:02:22.000 There's a smidge of a point here in America where we had slavery and Jim Crow and stuff.

00:02:27.000 So there's at least there's an angle.

00:02:29.000 That's Ann Coulter's whole thing.

00:02:31.000 But Britain?

00:02:33.000 The slaves were white and they revolted.

00:02:38.000 What was her name?

00:02:40.000 The big serf who started a slave revolt in Britain. 0.51

00:02:43.000 He has a really normal name like Walter.

00:02:50.000 This is like 1502 or some shit.

00:02:54.000 Let's dive into it.

00:02:55.000 We don't have a lot of time here, folks.

00:02:58.000 And we got Owen Benjamin on the show, so I want to give him a lot of breathing room.

00:03:02.000 We haven't seen him in a long time.

00:03:05.000 Haven't had him on the show since he had one kid, I think.

00:03:09.000 Did you find out who that was?

00:03:12.000 Yeah, I'm looking right now.

00:03:13.000 Slave Revolt Britain. 1.00

00:03:16.000 What the fuck was his name?

00:03:19.000 Speaking of Britain.

00:03:23.000 What did you look up?

00:03:25.000 Britain surfed or started.

00:03:28.000 Just go Slave Revolt Britain. 1.00

00:03:35.000 We're doing this in real time.

00:03:37.000 Is it with two T's?

00:03:38.000 No, Britain does not have two T's, Ryan.

00:03:41.000 I always forget.

00:03:42.000 Because British.

00:03:43.000 That throws me off.

00:03:45.000 British doesn't have two T's either.

00:03:46.000 You absolute retard. 1.00

00:03:48.000 I've been spelling that wrong to all my friends.

00:03:50.000 No, you don't write.

00:03:54.000 Click on that.

00:03:55.000 Slave Revolts. 1.00

00:03:56.000 Click on the Slave Revolts.

00:04:01.000 No, that's a different thing.

00:04:02.000 Okay.

00:04:03.000 You can look that up on your own time, folks.

00:04:05.000 But speaking of Britain, this was an awesome take on the Megan Markle. 0.81

00:04:10.000 We've all seen this Time magazine cover where he's standing behind her.

00:04:14.000 And she's like, this.

00:04:15.000 I am Woman.

00:04:16.000 Hear me more.

00:04:17.000 This looks like...

00:04:18.000 Hello?

00:04:19.000 This looks like Harry is her hairdresser and he's looking into the mirror.

00:04:22.000 Just say looking in the mirror, explaining what he did to her layers.

00:04:27.000 That's exactly...

00:04:28.000 Zoom out.

00:04:30.000 That is exactly what it looks like.

00:04:34.000 So you see, this is why I don't think you should have bangs.

00:04:37.000 Your forehead isn't too big like a lot of partly black women. 1.00

00:04:40.000 And I feel like with this much body on the sides, it really pops and it frames your face.

00:04:48.000 She was considering bangs.

00:04:50.000 And her face looks like she's seeing herself anew.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:53.000 She's like, wow, yeah, yeah.

00:04:55.000 I see what you were saying now.

00:04:57.000 And he's gay and confident.

00:04:58.000 Yeah.

00:04:59.000 He's like, he said, just trust me on this.

00:05:01.000 Let me blow it out.

00:05:02.000 Let me do some layers.

00:05:03.000 And then I'll show you the end result.

00:05:05.000 And we can always make bangs after, but I want you to see my side of things.

00:05:11.000 And she's like, she just sees it now.

00:05:14.000 She's like, holy shit, this is why you're the highest paid hairdresser in West Hollywood. 1.00

00:05:19.000 Because you have a gift.

00:05:21.000 And after this point, she doesn't look at him once.

00:05:23.000 Now it's all about her.

00:05:24.000 She's like, I can't wait to take a picture. 1.00

00:05:25.000 And he's talking to her.

00:05:26.000 She's not looking at him at all.

00:05:27.000 It's all about her.

00:05:28.000 It's like this.

00:05:29.000 Yeah.

00:05:30.000 He's like, anyway, so, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:33.000 What a fucking loser.

00:05:36.000 You see the thing with the tilt?

00:05:37.000 Like, she's standing like limbo.

00:05:40.000 Oh, yeah, a line, and then he's got an angle.

00:05:42.000 It's just pathetic.

00:05:43.000 It's this fake, like, he already married her because she's sort of black.

00:05:48.000 That's why he married her.

00:05:49.000 That's what Europeans do.

00:05:51.000 They want to marry a black to Virtue Signal, but they don't want a real one like a Joy Reid, where if she had this hair, you'd think he was a cool dude. 0.90

00:05:59.000 But they want one that can say it's black.

00:06:01.000 So they find a Cosby show type who's mochaccino. 0.79

00:06:06.000 Speaking of mochaccinos, Jacob Wall is doing these to catch a predator videos that are so fucking good and so professionally made. 1.00

00:06:15.000 And he's catching judges.

00:06:18.000 That's a judge.

00:06:21.000 You see, when you're a young man, you think adults know what they're doing.

00:06:26.000 You see the CIA, and you think of James Bond, and you think of the White House, and you think they chose the best guy.

00:06:36.000 Like in action movies, like Black Panther, you have to fight and be the best guy to be the leader of Wakanda.

00:06:44.000 And you go, That's the way the world works.

00:06:45.000 Then you get to be, well, then you start paying tax, and then you start seeing these fucking losers.

00:06:51.000 And now, and I hope this happens to you earlier than 51, but as a 51-year-old now, when I see that judge, I see the same horny nerd from Mr. Gunn's class at Diabre Moody High School.

00:07:03.000 Like you see these adults for who they are, the loser kids that are in your class right now.

00:07:11.000 So they're getting judged.

00:07:12.000 Like this judge tries to argue his way out of it, too.

00:07:15.000 You know what I like about this?

00:07:16.000 They show the behind the scenes where he's like, shut your fucking mouth.

00:07:21.000 Be quiet.

00:07:21.000 He's coming.

00:07:22.000 Don't look in the fucking window.

00:07:23.000 Shut your fucking mouth.

00:07:24.000 Oh, Wall is nailing it.

00:07:27.000 Get your radio.

00:07:28.000 We got to do your radio.

00:07:29.000 Come here.

00:07:29.000 Run here fast.

00:07:30.000 I need to know what to say.

00:07:31.000 If they had this on Catch a Predator, like the production behind the scenes, it would be so much of a better show.

00:07:36.000 They nailed it with that too.

00:07:37.000 High quality.

00:07:38.000 Show people the...

00:07:39.000 These guys are getting fired, too.

00:07:43.000 Like Mark Dwyer, the judge who put Max and John in prison, said, my speech reminds him of Hitler.

00:07:50.000 And he was talking about a speech he hasn't seen.

00:07:53.000 The incompetence of the elites knows no bounds.

00:07:56.000 And that's kind of going to be the theme of today's show.

00:07:58.000 We're living in a monarchy.

00:08:02.000 And these people control the DOJ, the FBI, their judges, their prosecutors, they're the media, the White House, all law enforcement but the bottom, the trash, the street beat guys that we know.

00:08:15.000 Everyone up, the police's boss, they control it all.

00:08:18.000 The media, I already said the media, academia, high schools.

00:08:23.000 Look, I just sent you a high school that I discovered after we were doing the notes where a history teacher on his wall has, fuck America, ka-ka-ka. 0.77

00:08:33.000 This is Indian land.

00:08:36.000 Well, it was, and then we fought them for 400 years and we won.

00:08:40.000 Why is Christopher Columbus on your poster?

00:08:43.000 That was the Caribbean. 0.82

00:08:45.000 Are you teaching your students that Christopher Columbus came to America and killed all the Indians?

00:08:51.000 Ryan, are you going for the world's record longest to load up something?

00:08:54.000 I didn't know we were dropping this.

00:08:56.000 I've been talking about it for five minutes.

00:09:02.000 And, you know, remember what I was saying about AOC?

00:09:05.000 Like, AOC's not embarrassed about her tax the rich thing.

00:09:09.000 And everyone who has access to Google can look up who pays tax.

00:09:14.000 I think 85% of the taxes in America are paid for by the top 1%.

00:09:19.000 And the poor pay nothing.

00:09:21.000 So the whole tax the rich thing is an idiotic myth, just like women earning less than men for the same work. 0.99

00:09:28.000 But they flaunt it.

00:09:30.000 And why do they flaunt it?

00:09:31.000 Because they can.

00:09:34.000 That's why Obama had his party at Martha's Vineyard with 800 people.

00:09:38.000 That wasn't a secret.

00:09:40.000 Gavin Newsom's dinner party, you didn't expose anything when you caught him.

00:09:46.000 So what can we do to fight back against this?

00:09:49.000 Well, we can tell the truth.

00:09:50.000 Free speech is the most important amendment.

00:09:53.000 And here's a kooky one.

00:09:55.000 Breed.

00:09:58.000 That's another theme of today's show.

00:10:00.000 Make babies.

00:10:02.000 Holy shit.

00:10:04.000 Are you pulling up that picture yet?

00:10:05.000 What number is it?

00:10:06.000 I just, I said, I emailed it to you after we did the notes.

00:10:09.000 Yeah, I don't have them.

00:10:11.000 Really?

00:10:11.000 I have more female cops.

00:10:13.000 Yeah, there's that.

00:10:16.000 You know what we're going to do?

00:10:19.000 There's a great idea from one of our support guys.

00:10:22.000 We'll have a thing that links up to your computer for like more specifically like the mailbag if something pops up quicker for you and I can't see it or whatever the hell that you could feed yourself into the thing.

00:10:38.000 And you could see it.

00:10:39.000 You're boring.

00:10:40.000 You're boring.

00:10:41.000 I'm going to start doing that when people have a bad story at the bar.

00:10:45.000 Boring.

00:10:46.000 And they'll go, well, I was just, you're boring.

00:10:49.000 Well, I was trying.

00:10:50.000 You're boring.

00:10:51.000 You're boring.

00:10:52.000 Boring.

00:10:52.000 And not let them talk.

00:10:54.000 I could never do that.

00:10:55.000 Well, it has to be with certain people.

00:10:57.000 Like Joe.

00:10:58.000 Joe Tonelli.

00:10:59.000 I feel like I should have been a bad guy.

00:11:00.000 Whose $5,000 fundraiser is up to $156.

00:11:04.000 Wow.

00:11:06.000 The world's stupidest man.

00:11:08.000 He's dumber than Scary Perry.

00:11:10.000 Anyway, I sent it to you now.

00:11:13.000 Let's pull it up because we're going to change the subject soon.

00:11:16.000 Isn't this a great network?

00:11:17.000 The host is sick.

00:11:19.000 You get a show last night.

00:11:21.000 I could barely breathe.

00:11:22.000 Show today.

00:11:24.000 So they're not very good pictures, but click on the one on the left if you can.

00:11:30.000 Yeah, fuck the police.

00:11:32.000 Whoever took the picture is the one who put the green on there.

00:11:36.000 I think the original says fuck the police.

00:11:38.000 So that's all about how evil police are.

00:11:40.000 I can't really read it.

00:11:41.000 Policing is a violent anti-black settler institution that originated as slave patrols.

00:11:46.000 Oh, that old trope.

00:11:48.000 This is a history teacher.

00:11:51.000 Can't fix what isn't broken.

00:11:52.000 That's why we fight for police and prison abolition.

00:11:55.000 Okay, so why is it in police-free zones like the south side of Chicago, like Baltimore, there's a death a day?

00:12:04.000 Philly, right now, is off the motherfucking chains.

00:12:08.000 I just saw a clip of a shootout.

00:12:10.000 A little five-year-old black kid is so scared of the bullets flying everywhere, he runs from his mother's grasp out into the road where he's hit by a van.

00:12:18.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:12:19.000 Goes flying.

00:12:21.000 That's Philly.

00:12:22.000 And Philly has been handed over to the poor.

00:12:25.000 They run that fucking city.

00:12:28.000 Fuck America.

00:12:29.000 This is native land.

00:12:31.000 And then there's a picture of a guy who discovered the Caribbean.

00:12:36.000 Nice work.

00:12:38.000 And as I've said a million times, generations went to their grave going, well, I guess we lost.

00:12:44.000 The Indians won this one. 0.72

00:12:46.000 And then eventually we managed to pull it out of our ass.

00:12:51.000 Then we fought the British.

00:12:54.000 How come no one talks about that?

00:12:56.000 And then we started a brand new country, 1776.

00:13:00.000 Let's start now.

00:13:02.000 Whatever is past is past.

00:13:05.000 Like, if you win the World Cup, the Mets won the World Series in 1986.

00:13:12.000 Is that their cup now?

00:13:15.000 Is that their series?

00:13:17.000 Fuck it.

00:13:18.000 Fuck you and your championship. 0.99

00:13:19.000 It belongs to the Mets because they had it at one point.

00:13:22.000 Therefore, it's always theirs. 0.99

00:13:24.000 Sorry.

00:13:25.000 That's not how nations are built.

00:13:27.000 Isn't the war on drugs a weird thing to rally against in a school, though?

00:13:32.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 All right, let's check in on the Twitter hypocrisy mirror.

00:13:41.000 Who's calling me now?

00:13:43.000 Geico claims.

00:13:45.000 I gotta get this one.

00:13:47.000 Hello?

00:13:54.000 Okay, I have to go.

00:13:55.000 I'm catching my train.

00:13:56.000 But thanks for calling.

00:13:57.000 Thanks for the update.

00:13:58.000 Sorry, folks.

00:13:59.000 I know it's not very professional to answer the phone on a show, but getting a hold of Geico after a hurricane is a challenge.

00:14:08.000 I don't know if I'm going to stay with them.

00:14:10.000 They got the little gecko, though.

00:14:11.000 That's cute.

00:14:12.000 Yeah, they do have a good mascot.

00:14:14.000 I'm not sure that's the reason to stay with them.

00:14:16.000 Good point.

00:14:17.000 So speaking of toads, this guy's like, what are you going to do with this footage, buddy?

00:14:22.000 And Jacob Wall is just like, well, we're not sure if all of them are going to be in the video, but this one was quite exciting, so it'll probably be included.

00:14:31.000 I couldn't imagine it wouldn't be included.

00:14:33.000 He's just so robotically definitive about what he's saying.

00:14:38.000 Well, the CIA guy, if you go to the end, he's got this toot of like...

00:14:42.000 Yeah.

00:14:44.000 This is a waste of your time.

00:14:45.000 This is so stupid.

00:14:47.000 Figured we'd say hello and then head out somewhere.

00:14:50.000 And then.

00:14:51.000 And then see what went.

00:14:53.000 She told me today that she was younger, and I asked her about that sum.

00:14:57.000 I wanted to get some clarity on that.

00:14:59.000 Why don't we, Jacob?

00:15:00.000 Why don't you call the feedback that you transferred with the...

00:15:03.000 Yeah, I'm just looking here.

00:15:05.000 It says, let me call you before.

00:15:09.000 Sound good.

00:15:10.000 She says, whatever we do, we should stay in MD.

00:15:13.000 She says that she is 16.

00:15:15.000 It says I turned 17 in three weeks, so it's no big deal.

00:15:18.000 That's the 16-year-old saying that.

00:15:20.000 You verify.

00:15:21.000 She says, no, I go to Holy Child.

00:15:23.000 Can you send a picture of your ID?

00:15:26.000 The Twitter Hypocrisy Mirror might deserve its own graphics.

00:15:30.000 I really enjoy the Hypocrisy Mirror.

00:15:33.000 Here's the theme, though, of the show.

00:15:35.000 Like, do these people give a shit?

00:15:37.000 We show them their hypocrisy.

00:15:38.000 If you showed me my hypocrisy, hey, Gavin, you said that you're pro-Palestine, but you're pro-Israeli, too. 0.77

00:15:44.000 Oh, you're right.

00:15:45.000 That doesn't jibe.

00:15:48.000 I got to figure that out.

00:15:49.000 That's embarrassing that I contradicted myself.

00:15:52.000 But I don't know, man.

00:15:55.000 When you control the elite institutions, do you give a shit about hypocrisy?

00:16:02.000 Does the king, did Saddam Hussein care when someone caught him? 0.78

00:16:06.000 Or even better, Uday Hussein. 0.79

00:16:07.000 Hey, Uday Hussein, that woman you fucked on her wedding night, she was so distraught, she jumped off a building and killed herself.

00:16:13.000 Do you feel bad?

00:16:14.000 What?

00:16:15.000 Why are you wasting my time?

00:16:17.000 So go back.

00:16:20.000 It's not just dangerous, screaming fuck Biden.

00:16:23.000 No, it's not just dangerous, Semicolon.

00:16:25.000 Screaming fuck Biden may also be illegal, says Eugene Bischavets, PhD.

00:16:31.000 And his pronouns, in case you're curious, are they, them, which is impossible to use in a sentence.

00:16:36.000 And if your job is journalism, your job should be conveying information in a precise and predictable way.

00:16:45.000 You should be able to storytell in a way that doesn't confuse people, but you just change the rules on pronouns.

00:16:51.000 Hundreds of artists have come together to say, fuck Trump.

00:16:54.000 Like this one could be better.

00:16:55.000 If it was the same guy, that would be a little better.

00:16:59.000 Here's a better one.

00:17:00.000 1-5.

00:17:02.000 Don't joke about Biden.

00:17:05.000 So this is the same guy.

00:17:07.000 So these are the better ones.

00:17:08.000 Reed Gallin.

00:17:10.000 GOP leader jokes about violence against Democrats, against democracy, crickets.

00:17:15.000 Tennessee reps gave Kevin McCarthy an oversized gavel after his speech.

00:17:18.000 Invites 1400 National Dinner in D.C. So I guess Michael is threatening Democrats with a giant gavel to hit them.

00:17:28.000 And then how does Reed feel about this?

00:17:30.000 I'm not saying I agree with Rand Paul's neighbor.

00:17:33.000 I'm saying I understand.

00:17:34.000 He's making a joke about violence towards Republicans.

00:17:38.000 What a fucking wiener.

00:17:42.000 All right.

00:17:43.000 Also in the news, I haven't seen a case this fun, and I'm sorry to talk about the murder of a young white girl as fun, since Lacey Peterson.

00:17:53.000 This story of Gabby Petito is amazing.

00:17:58.000 And here is the Daily Mail saying, you heard about this, right?

00:18:02.000 They were doing like a vlog, a travel vlog where they were living in a van and touring the country.

00:18:08.000 And then she disappeared and he just showed up at home going, hi, I'm not talking.

00:18:13.000 Talk to my lawyer.

00:18:15.000 And he's not helping in the search.

00:18:19.000 So that's him with the hat on.

00:18:21.000 That's her with the dead on. 1.00

00:18:23.000 And now they're trying to link it to a double homicide that happened nearby with this ugly lesbian and her pretty brainwashed slut wife, girlfriend, lover. 1.00

00:18:33.000 I think that's a stretch.

00:18:35.000 What happened with those two, the lesbians with the dreads, is crystal clear. 1.00

00:18:38.000 There was some weirdo creep who was camping because he's a psychopath and stockpiling weapons, and he clearly killed them and probably fucked their dead bodies.

00:18:47.000 This is looking like they got into a fight.

00:18:50.000 He shoved her off a mountain, I bet, and then left her to die.

00:18:56.000 What do you think?

00:18:58.000 See, look, the two homicides are miles and miles from each other.

00:19:02.000 Sorry, Daily Meal.

00:19:04.000 But it is a fascinating story.

00:19:08.000 Because why, isn't that proof of his guilt that he's not helping?

00:19:15.000 Even the fact that he drove home.

00:19:17.000 Okay, go to the next one, 1-7.

00:19:20.000 And then his sister was just talking to the media saying, no, because we've been seeing footage of their fights.

00:19:26.000 The police called because she was slapping him.

00:19:29.000 And then the sister's Coming out saying, I've never spoken to my brother, and their fights were just normal fights.

00:19:35.000 Don't worry about it, dude.

00:19:37.000 Your 46k modem has got to get fixed.

00:19:40.000 Click play on the video.

00:19:44.000 You kind of might have to jump a bit.

00:19:51.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:19:53.000 Cooperate with every go ahead.

00:19:56.000 Way that I can.

00:19:57.000 I wish I had information where I would give more.

00:20:03.000 I gave to the police.

00:20:05.000 So why are you talking?

00:20:07.000 Hi, media.

00:20:08.000 I'd like to say something.

00:20:09.000 I don't know anything, and I haven't spoken to my brother.

00:20:11.000 All right, thanks for your God.

00:20:13.000 She's pretty, isn't she? 0.99

00:20:15.000 What a little angel. 1.00

00:20:23.000 What is going on?

00:20:24.000 The fact that you're not helping is proof you killed her.

00:20:27.000 But he might get away with it if there's no evidence.

00:20:34.000 Speaking of mysteries, the meandering.

00:20:38.000 Cop killed himself.

00:20:40.000 A Capitol police.

00:20:42.000 What's going on here, guys?

00:20:44.000 D.C. Metropolitan PO Gunther Hashida, who responded to the January 6th attack on the US, has taken his own life.

00:20:49.000 The third policeman to die by suicide after facing the January 6th assault.

00:20:58.000 Now, I would understand if they had discovered a child sex ring where they had to see children who were dead starved to death and they were used as prostitutes and they had seven-year-olds addicted to heroin and you broke in there and it reeked of feces and stuff and the kids were crying and they were delirious on drugs and you saw a little kid get raped,

00:21:18.000 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:21:19.000 I would get, I could see having PTSD, but from the meandering, a bunch of angry rednecks, a bunch of tradespeople in a bad mood, trespassed, broke a couple windows. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Really?

00:21:33.000 That made you kill yourself?

00:21:35.000 That guy, and I hate to speak ill of the dead, is either the biggest pussy on earth or these guys are getting Hillary'd. 0.75

00:21:46.000 Don't you think this is getting suspicious?

00:21:48.000 Yeah, it doesn't.

00:21:51.000 It just doesn't feel good.

00:21:52.000 It doesn't jibe.

00:21:53.000 We saw the footage.

00:21:54.000 Remember, fucking horns coming in?

00:21:57.000 Hey, my favorite dude.

00:21:58.000 Hey, man, what's going on?

00:22:00.000 Buddies hanging out.

00:22:07.000 Ew, your pen is leaking.

00:22:09.000 I'm sorry.

00:22:10.000 Everything you do turns to shit.

00:22:11.000 It was supposed to be your brand new pen.

00:22:13.000 I haven't seen a leaky pen since the 80s.

00:22:16.000 Just about.

00:22:17.000 Pocket protectors don't exist anymore because all pens work.

00:22:20.000 Not Ryan's.

00:22:22.000 But don't you think that's fishy?

00:22:25.000 I don't know, man.

00:22:26.000 So maybe it's this guy.

00:22:28.000 He's saying, look, we have political prisoners that have been in there since January 6th.

00:22:34.000 They're in solitary.

00:22:35.000 They're in the shoe.

00:22:36.000 They are looking at 20 years, 50 years for trespassing.

00:22:40.000 And I remember a meeting that morning where you said, encourage people to come in.

00:22:45.000 You told us to remove the barriers and go like this.

00:22:48.000 Remember that guy?

00:22:49.000 Come on in.

00:22:50.000 Come on in.

00:22:52.000 You told us that it was important for optics to make them look bad.

00:22:55.000 I can't hold this in anymore.

00:22:57.000 I have to say something.

00:22:59.000 Oh, really?

00:23:00.000 Okay.

00:23:01.000 And then he suicides himself.

00:23:05.000 I'm about 50-50.

00:23:08.000 Because the suicide makes no sense.

00:23:10.000 Three suicides from that stupid event?

00:23:12.000 Anyway.

00:23:14.000 Speaking of cops, let's cleanse our palate with some incompetent female police officers. 1.00

00:23:21.000 Actually, the one I sent you later, that would probably be best one.

00:23:24.000 So she's running, and you can tell by the way she closes her cop door that she is a fake tough guy. 0.81

00:23:32.000 Look at her stupid lesbian jewelry, too. 1.00

00:23:36.000 He's right here to my right.

00:23:37.000 Look, she drives tough.

00:23:38.000 I'm going to shoot the stop now.

00:23:41.000 Look at her frail hand.

00:23:43.000 Look at how she closes it.

00:23:51.000 Did you see that?

00:23:52.000 She holds the open window frames like that.

00:23:57.000 Like, that's what you do when you're a cup damn.

00:24:00.000 You don't close it normally.

00:24:06.000 Look at her.

00:24:07.000 She immediately runs away.

00:24:09.000 Shots fired.

00:24:10.000 She runs away.

00:24:11.000 The male cops are there.

00:24:13.000 And she goes and hides behind them. 0.97

00:24:16.000 Then they run into danger, the same danger she just ran away from.

00:24:29.000 Look at her.

00:24:30.000 She's in a daze.

00:24:33.000 Okay, look at it.

00:24:34.000 Come here.

00:24:36.000 Come here.

00:24:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:24:40.000 Oh, my God.

00:24:41.000 Sit down, brother.

00:24:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:24:45.000 Give me a gun.

00:24:46.000 Look, she's shaking. 0.97

00:24:47.000 Give me a gun.

00:24:51.000 I'm going to check your cool.

00:24:53.000 Am I hit?

00:24:54.000 I'm not hitting you.

00:25:02.000 Please fire her. 1.00

00:25:03.000 She's putting people in danger. 1.00

00:25:05.000 And now her vest is in the grass.

00:25:07.000 Because she had to take off her bulletproof vest in order to breathe because she's having a panic attack. 0.79

00:25:14.000 Look at this one, 1-9.

00:25:16.000 Pretty similar situation.

00:25:17.000 Some lunatic is broken into someplace.

00:25:20.000 I bet it's like where he used to work or something.

00:25:23.000 And she shows up and gets so scared because he's acting weird, she kills him.

00:25:30.000 I just got my car off at Amco Transmissions on 31st in Washington.

00:25:35.000 And it looks like they've been broken into.

00:25:37.000 Their deployment goes into the waiting room is shattered and all over the ground.

00:25:41.000 Let's see how calm he is.

00:25:42.000 I left my car and dropped my keys, and their key dropped.

00:25:46.000 So that's just how I'd let you see.

00:25:52.000 Okay.

00:25:52.000 It looks like somebody may have broken in.

00:25:54.000 Camco transmission.

00:25:56.000 Yeah, 31st and wall.

00:25:59.000 I could see the northeast corner.

00:26:00.000 Maybe skip ahead a bit.

00:26:01.000 I kind of looked in there and didn't see signal patients.

00:26:04.000 I didn't want to touch any officer.

00:26:07.000 That's really confusing to play the 911 call over Officer Cams.

00:26:23.000 Way to go.

00:26:25.000 He did look a little sketchy.

00:26:26.000 Does he have a weapon?

00:26:29.000 I knew that was all his way.

00:26:30.000 Look, he's dying.

00:26:36.000 Absolutely useless.

00:26:37.000 Or here's my favorite one.

00:26:38.000 Look at these cops in Australia.

00:26:40.000 See, we always talk about the problem with affirmative action, and people think we're racist.

00:26:44.000 Oh, wait, hold on.

00:26:45.000 He had a stapler.

00:26:46.000 What?

00:26:47.000 That doesn't excuse it, but he came out with a fucking stapler and pointed it.

00:26:53.000 I'd shoot that fucking.

00:26:54.000 Oh, yeah, okay.

00:26:55.000 That guy's getting shot.

00:26:56.000 Good point.

00:26:58.000 He wanted to die.

00:27:00.000 Yeah.

00:27:01.000 Suicide by cop.

00:27:02.000 All right.

00:27:03.000 Well, let me get back to my hypothesis then with 2-0.

00:27:09.000 It should be lined up.

00:27:12.000 I think it's 136.

00:27:13.000 Yeah.

00:27:14.000 This is in Australia.

00:27:16.000 Look at her running away. 1.00

00:27:20.000 Look at her hair with her stupid hat. 1.00

00:27:26.000 Her hat's stuck on her hair.

00:27:29.000 With bretts. 1.00

00:27:30.000 And a civilian is chasing him down.

00:27:31.000 And a civilian is taking care of business. 0.75

00:27:36.000 Absolutely.

00:27:37.000 Absolutely pathetic.

00:27:41.000 So we're going to get to talk to Owen Benjamin soon.

00:27:47.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:27:50.000 Let's pull up his documentary.

00:27:51.000 Because I want to ask him.

00:27:55.000 I'm worried he did his documentary, which is kind of a fuck you to his old life in L.A. But it's like...

00:28:05.000 It's literally a foundation.

00:28:07.000 They built a cement hole.

00:28:10.000 Okay.

00:28:11.000 Shouldn't your fuck you be like when there's a hole building there? 1.00

00:28:16.000 But this is really good.

00:28:17.000 It's really funny.

00:28:19.000 Likable.

00:28:21.000 And I should say endearing.

00:28:24.000 And it's free online.

00:28:26.000 He's raising money to build a sort of a retreat.

00:28:29.000 And of course, the left goes.

00:28:30.000 He's in a cult.

00:28:34.000 Just jump ahead anywhere.

00:28:36.000 A weird direction.

00:28:37.000 It really is conjuring up images of a survivalist.

00:28:41.000 And like he's out in the middle of nowhere.

00:28:43.000 He's got him and his family, beautiful family.

00:28:46.000 And he's kind of stashed in the woods with weapons and skills.

00:28:53.000 A set of skills.

00:28:55.000 And he makes videos about a lot of conspiratorial theories.

00:29:01.000 He's such an interesting guy.

00:29:03.000 He's very intense.

00:29:05.000 Owen Benjamin.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:06.000 Owen's too far out there.

00:29:07.000 Erwin's out doing.

00:29:08.000 Owen's just looking.

00:29:09.000 Owen's kind of like he seems like Roseanne's son a little bit, but out in the woods.

00:29:13.000 No, but isn't he like a men's rights activist or a white power activist or something?

00:29:18.000 I'm probably spreading rumors.

00:29:19.000 No, it's gotten a little bit bizarre.

00:29:20.000 He's also like trashing comics.

00:29:22.000 Like, get out of here.

00:29:23.000 Yeah, it's just gotten, I think some of it's gotten a little bit, some desperation.

00:29:25.000 Yeah, get out of here.

00:29:26.000 Desperation.

00:29:27.000 So those are his sins, trashing comics, white nationalists.

00:29:30.000 White nationalism means not being ashamed of your whiteness.

00:29:34.000 We'll do racism after we talk to Owen.

00:29:37.000 And then, yeah, you're a corrupt, psychotic loser if you want to raise a family and not be part of the shit show that is West Hollywood.

00:29:47.000 So I want to talk to Owen about that too.

00:29:52.000 But Big Bear, can you pull up Big Bear?

00:30:02.000 Big Bear, are you there, sir?

00:30:04.000 I'm here, Gavin.

00:30:06.000 You are Big Bear, right?

00:30:07.000 Yes, I am very big and a bear, yes.

00:30:10.000 I want to be Bear Bear.

00:30:12.000 Welcome, Bear Bear.

00:30:14.000 Okay, good.

00:30:15.000 Do you ever have someone who wants to be a type of bear and you're like, we already have Car Bear?

00:30:20.000 Yes, it happens all the time, actually.

00:30:22.000 Especially with trades.

00:30:24.000 Because we have so many trades guys that it's like, I'll be Welder Bear.

00:30:27.000 I'm like, there's already been like 20 Welder Bears.

00:30:30.000 You know, because one cool thing about the bear name is it kind of lets everybody know like what you're up, like what you do, you know?

00:30:38.000 Excavator bear helped us excavate.

00:30:41.000 Right, right.

00:30:41.000 I saw him in the documentary.

00:30:43.000 So the documentary is called Beartopia?

00:30:47.000 No.

00:30:48.000 Bertaria.

00:30:49.000 Building Bertaria, yeah.

00:30:51.000 I was actually accused of trying to build a Bertopia, but it's not a permanent residence for anybody.

00:30:56.000 And Utopia actually means nowhere.

00:30:59.000 So it's kind of like a weird joke.

00:31:01.000 Huh.

00:31:02.000 The word utopia means nowhere.

00:31:04.000 So that's why when everybody's like, we have to build a nowhere.

00:31:07.000 I always get a chuckle because I know the Latin roots, but other people don't always get it.

00:31:13.000 Is it possible, Owen, you started this documentary a little early?

00:31:19.000 Because you're like, they said I would never do it.

00:31:22.000 Oh, yeah, watch this.

00:31:23.000 I started a project.

00:31:25.000 Well, no, we already filmed the second half, which is the actually building of the cabins.

00:31:30.000 And then the third is going to be my special that we're going to record there.

00:31:34.000 Oh, cool.

00:31:35.000 Okay.

00:31:35.000 So the cabins are done.

00:31:38.000 Well, we have six.

00:31:39.000 One's done, and the rest are framed with the roofing and all that.

00:31:42.000 But the, you know, doing stone takes a while.

00:31:46.000 But I'll send you a video after we're done.

00:31:49.000 It's really, really cool looking.

00:31:50.000 And so, yeah, it's a three-parter.

00:31:53.000 I mean, I'm basically the George Lucas of Idaho documentaries where the first one was just found, like, just getting it started was such an interesting story.

00:32:03.000 And we didn't realize how much of the media would be involved.

00:32:06.000 Like, we didn't have the nemesis ready to go.

00:32:10.000 We just thought we could make a documentary for all the donors that couldn't be there so that they could be a part of it.

00:32:15.000 And then out of the woodwork comes, you know, these really nasty little troll media people.

00:32:23.000 And that actually functioned as a really good second act.

00:32:25.000 Yeah, that was great.

00:32:26.000 That guy in the wheelchair who says you're a Nazi and all that shit.

00:32:30.000 I've noticed a pattern with these guys.

00:32:32.000 They tend to be crippled.

00:32:34.000 Well, they pretend to be crippled. 0.88

00:32:36.000 I think FDR was a faker, too.

00:32:38.000 I think, I'm dead serious.

00:32:40.000 I think that, you know how, like, the victim consciousness, you always have to have something wrong?

00:32:45.000 You know, it's like, I would come pick you up at the airport, but my knee, you know?

00:32:50.000 And I think these guys get in the wheelchair so they can get in your kids. 0.99

00:32:54.000 And, you know, because no one is willing to make fun of the wheelchair guy, I have no problem doing it. 1.00

00:33:00.000 The actual wheelchair guys, you can tell there's more of a humility to them.

00:33:05.000 The fakers, like FDR, bringing in new deals and all this stuff.

00:33:11.000 Everyone's like, oh, and he could do these speeches and no one even knew he was in a wheelchair.

00:33:16.000 I'm like, yeah, he could blatantly walk.

00:33:19.000 And then he'd sit in his wheelchair when he wanted everybody to feel sorry for him.

00:33:23.000 Well, I noticed I just made this up right now, but the fakers will have the automatic one that's and then the real dudes, they're like wheeling all over the place and playing basketball. 1.00

00:33:35.000 Exactly, because they want to still be active.

00:33:37.000 They didn't want to lose their legs.

00:33:39.000 So they're like, no, dude, I'm still alive.

00:33:41.000 I'm crushing.

00:33:42.000 The fakers are just...

00:33:44.000 I mean, Stevie Wonder, according to Shaq, can totally see.

00:33:48.000 And I've heard that from a lot of people, but I guess Shaquille O'Neal told this on ESPN where he goes into a elevator and Stevie Wonder's there.

00:33:58.000 He's like, yo, what up, big dog?

00:34:00.000 And Shaq's like, how do you see me? 0.71

00:34:02.000 And I think Stevie Wonder can see.

00:34:04.000 I think Ray Charles was actually blind.

00:34:07.000 And then Stevie Wonder.

00:34:08.000 I'm just asking questions.

00:34:10.000 I'm not making claims.

00:34:11.000 But I think he saw it as a marketing move.

00:34:15.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:34:16.000 Didn't FDR hide his wheelchairness? 0.95

00:34:19.000 Like, wasn't he always...

00:34:21.000 By walking.

00:34:22.000 Yeah.

00:34:26.000 So to be clear, folks at home, I'm talking about something that you might not know if you don't see the documentary, but he was terrorized by this journalist who's in a wheelchair who called him a Nazi.

00:34:34.000 And then they discovered that he's got a pedophile earring on his ear and ridiculed him.

00:34:39.000 Now, my understanding was you were sort of driven out there.

00:34:42.000 They were fucking with your brother's business or something.

00:34:46.000 Well, that town, I was bringing a lot of heat to an area where I have family.

00:34:51.000 So Amy has family out west.

00:34:54.000 So we just really wanted to raise kids around family.

00:34:58.000 And so we just made the decision to go back out west.

00:35:02.000 And I think the town I was in back in Sarnak, I do a show.

00:35:08.000 I taped a special, How Dare Me that You Can Get It Unauthorized.tv.

00:35:11.000 But I had more people in the audience than live in the town.

00:35:16.000 And it was taped at the city capital.

00:35:20.000 I don't know what that's called.

00:35:21.000 Like where you go to vote and all that.

00:35:22.000 What's that called?

00:35:23.000 I don't know.

00:35:24.000 Town hall.

00:35:24.000 I don't know.

00:35:25.000 Yeah, town hall.

00:35:26.000 And so I'm a pretty innocent guy.

00:35:29.000 Like I have no, I mean, I'm not, you know, but I have no like political aspirations or anything like that.

00:35:33.000 And I think that the power dynamic was so insane with what I was capable of doing there that people started getting real jumpy and crazy.

00:35:41.000 And my wife was being accused of being a racist and all this.

00:35:46.000 And she was literally the only her and one, like, she was one of the only people in the town that wasn't totally white, which was hilarious because my wife's like half kind of mestizo, half English. 0.95

00:35:58.000 And so that was so ironic and so lack of any reality that I'm like, these people are legit crazy.

00:36:08.000 Like I'm down to go to your part of the woods.

00:36:11.000 And, you know, it actually helped me and my brother's relationship in a lot of ways because, you know, he doesn't have to handle all the heat that comes with a dude who's independently making comedy specials, you know?

00:36:22.000 Yeah.

00:36:22.000 Well, it just goes to show you, though, that you can run, but you can't hide.

00:36:26.000 Like, these lunatics are everywhere.

00:36:28.000 They're in my neighborhood, and my wife's a Native American.

00:36:31.000 They're terrorizing her, terrorizing the kids, fucking with the kids, socialize. 1.00

00:36:35.000 Like, these people are depraved.

00:36:38.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:36:39.000 They're super depraved.

00:36:41.000 And they go after single women, too. 0.99

00:36:42.000 That's why, like, they're really showing themselves with the current situation because they never go after me.

00:36:49.000 I mean, granted, North Idaho is pretty based, but in very liberal areas I've lived.

00:36:55.000 I mean, they would.

00:36:56.000 But in general, a six-foot-eight bearded guy, especially when I'm rolling with friends, they don't really mess with.

00:37:03.000 But a woman alone, they stalk and follow and point and videotape. 0.99

00:37:08.000 Yeah, they videotape my kids and take the same.

00:37:11.000 Yeah, yeah, all this stuff that people think.

00:37:13.000 Like, whenever I see the right-wing, like, kind of playing their game, I'm like, they don't actually care about women or black people.

00:37:20.000 It's all a scam.

00:37:22.000 So don't even attempt to play.

00:37:23.000 Like, I'm watching Larry Elder do that a little bit where he's like, you know, Joe Biden was actually a descendant of a slave owner.

00:37:29.000 I'm like, dude, no one cares.

00:37:31.000 Like, they don't actually, they'd kill all of you if it meant one more dollar, one more minute of their pornography addiction.

00:37:38.000 Well, like, they, we all use Locktick.

00:37:40.000 We have anti-Semitic viewers, not a lot, but they go, Gavin, are you blind?

00:37:44.000 Can't you see that the majority of the people terrorizing your family are Jewish liberal women? 1.00

00:37:50.000 And they are, disproportionately.

00:37:53.000 But my retaliation to that is I call them ginos, Jews in name only. 1.00

00:37:57.000 Like real Jews, like Ron Coleman, Yamaka wearing Jews, they're mega. 1.00

00:38:02.000 They don't terrorize families.

00:38:04.000 It's really an elite white problem. 0.67

00:38:06.000 Elite whites love to self-sabotage. 0.93

00:38:09.000 They love to ruin each other's lives.

00:38:10.000 I don't know why.

00:38:12.000 I think it's a problem.

00:38:13.000 I mean, that's why I came up with the term grabbler because Jew isn't fitting. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Because A, there's a lot of grabblers in all different groups, and I know a lot of quote-unquote Jews that are some of my favorite people. 1.00

00:38:25.000 I mean, that's why it like never felt right because you do see that.

00:38:28.000 You see, like, you look at the early life, and you look at all these like horrible institutions, and you're like, oh, it's the Jews. 1.00

00:38:34.000 I went through like maybe a year and a half of that, maybe a year.

00:38:37.000 And then you're like, but it isn't, though, because this guy is great.

00:38:41.000 This guy's the most Jewish guy I know and he's awesome.

00:38:44.000 This guy's a scammer and he's not Jewish. 1.00

00:38:46.000 This isn't an accurate algorithm.

00:38:49.000 And, you know, some of my favorite guys are like the city Jews. 0.99

00:38:52.000 I call them the urban Amish. 0.99

00:38:55.000 Like, those guys are cool, man.

00:38:56.000 And a lot of them watch the stream and they're really giving people.

00:39:00.000 I've actually learned a lot from how they operate.

00:39:02.000 Like, the whole kosher concept, a lot of people got to stop hating on that and just start doing it.

00:39:08.000 Where it's like, why don't you support other people in your community?

00:39:12.000 Like, how is that bad that they do that?

00:39:14.000 I went through a period where I was like, oh, look at these Jews. 1.00

00:39:17.000 They're always just supporting each other.

00:39:19.000 And I'm like, that's really smart.

00:39:23.000 Why don't we do that?

00:39:25.000 So you had a coming to Jesus moment with your anti-Semitism.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, I was never like wanting to hurt anybody, but I was like seeing a pattern that people weren't seeing.

00:39:38.000 And I felt really obligated to talk about it.

00:39:41.000 And there is patterns.

00:39:42.000 There is cabals.

00:39:43.000 There is secret stuff going on.

00:39:44.000 But the word Jew is a scam and it's a trap.

00:39:48.000 And, you know, I totally respect people who go through the process of that, but I hope they get out the other side.

00:39:54.000 You know, people do the same thing with Catholics.

00:39:56.000 And I was raised Catholic, and a lot of Catholics are awesome.

00:39:59.000 You know, it's just because some of the worst people ever are Catholic doesn't mean that you just say Catholics. 0.84

00:40:05.000 And it's similar with that.

00:40:07.000 I think the word Jew is kind of a liability shield to some really nasty people.

00:40:12.000 They're actually die-hard atheistic Satanists.

00:40:15.000 Yes.

00:40:15.000 And so to like, to fall for that trap, it's totally understandable, but it does get tedious when you're blaming all your problems on a group that it clearly isn't everyone in the group.

00:40:27.000 It's like saying Americans.

00:40:29.000 Well, you get it.

00:40:29.000 Blacks do it with whites.

00:40:31.000 You know, the white man did this.

00:40:32.000 The white man put me in this.

00:40:33.000 And it gets to the point, as Jared Taylor said, it gets to the point where if it rains on your birthday, you blame the Jews.

00:40:42.000 And that's everything we accuse blacks of. 0.99

00:40:44.000 We go, blacks, stop blaming whites.

00:40:45.000 Like, have your own culpability.

00:40:47.000 Have your own facility.

00:40:49.000 Bro, that's 100% because you oddly idolize them while you do it.

00:40:53.000 Like when the black blame whites on everything, they're basically saying, whites, control me. 1.00

00:40:57.000 And when whites blame Jews for everything, they're basically saying, Jews, control me.

00:41:01.000 And I had a sliver of that.

00:41:03.000 I never went full-blown, like, you know, I never like hated Jews.

00:41:09.000 I just wanted people to admit that it's odd how many institutions are run by a group in Wikipedia that calls themselves Jews.

00:41:16.000 And then I'm like, but if it really was Jews, why would they all put it on the Wikipedia? 0.95

00:41:20.000 Like, my Wikipedia is mostly lies.

00:41:23.000 So I'm like, it's almost like a trap.

00:41:26.000 And so then when people are like, oh, the Jews are doing this, I'm like, no, you're just not getting your wife pregnant.

00:41:31.000 I have three white kids.

00:41:32.000 I don't see white genocide in my house.

00:41:35.000 Is it Jew coming in and slapping the wiener out of your wife? 1.00

00:41:38.000 Like, no.

00:41:39.000 You know, it's like personal accountability is so important.

00:41:42.000 And like, so I think what happens is a lot of Jews are in institutions and businesses of offers.

00:41:49.000 And so if you take the offer and you don't want to blame yourself, then you get mad at whoever offered it to you.

00:41:55.000 You know, you can get out of debt.

00:41:57.000 You don't have to watch CNN.

00:41:59.000 Like, you don't have to watch Hollywood.

00:42:01.000 Like, it's an offer.

00:42:02.000 And then when you get out of those offers, then you realize it's not all the Jews either. 0.95

00:42:05.000 And then, like, self-empowerment is so much better life.

00:42:09.000 Like, I feel for the Jew blame guys because I get the trap because I've like danced around that trap, but it's a trap. 0.98

00:42:18.000 And it's really like what you're capable of doing is so much greater than what any other group can put on you, you know?

00:42:26.000 That's so true.

00:42:27.000 Like having a family nullifies every stupid poster, every rally, every article, every book, every movie.

00:42:34.000 It just obliterates it like a fucking hurricane.

00:42:38.000 And I'm not see that.

00:42:40.000 You actually helped me see that a while ago.

00:42:42.000 We're hanging out in a, what lobby was it?

00:42:47.000 It was compound.

00:42:49.000 Yeah, and you were talking about how three is the minimum.

00:42:51.000 Yes.

00:42:52.000 You know, you were one of the first guys to talk about how porn's bad and to not whack off and stuff.

00:42:56.000 So you were planting seeds in my head early, which is really cool.

00:43:01.000 And I appreciate that.

00:43:01.000 Because you're like, have a lot of kids.

00:43:04.000 Because you see that with a lot of these blame the Jew guys.

00:43:07.000 I'm like, how many kids do you have?

00:43:08.000 Most of them have zero.

00:43:09.000 They're like, damn Jews. 1.00

00:43:11.000 I'm like, really?

00:43:13.000 Yeah, all these.

00:43:13.000 These trad cats, they're traditionally Catholic.

00:43:16.000 I know traditional Catholics.

00:43:17.000 They got married at 19.

00:43:19.000 Exactly.

00:43:20.000 What are you waiting for?

00:43:21.000 You live in your mom's basement, guys.

00:43:23.000 The revolution starts in your penis. 0.83

00:43:25.000 Exactly, dude.

00:43:27.000 I'm glad we ended up here because the beginning of your doc, it shows all of these comedians going, come back, Owen.

00:43:34.000 Everyone loves a comeback story.

00:43:36.000 And I'm looking at it going, you have no kids.

00:43:39.000 You have no life.

00:43:40.000 You make 30 grand a year doing open mics.

00:43:43.000 You go to bed at five in the morning every night alone or with some slut that you're never going to speak to again. 1.00

00:43:49.000 Your life is heartbreakingly sad.

00:43:52.000 And you're saying, come back to watch.

00:43:55.000 Yeah.

00:43:55.000 Well, one of our bonding things is we both know how ridiculous most comedians are.

00:44:01.000 You know, me and you have both been in that world to the point where it's like, you know, a lot of them are ridiculous.

00:44:07.000 They're just like, and a lot of them are blind to it, though.

00:44:10.000 That's why I almost feel for them now.

00:44:12.000 Like, because me and you both have families and how great that is.

00:44:15.000 So I'm not even mad.

00:44:17.000 I used to be kind of mad and want revenge a little bit, but like I'm now almost rooting for them.

00:44:22.000 Like, guys, like, come on, get it going.

00:44:24.000 Like, I'm not the one.

00:44:25.000 Like, Whitney Cummings being like, I'm like, you're in your 40s, you're barren, and you're on every drug imaginable so you don't kill yourself. 1.00

00:44:34.000 Like, you're going to give me advice?

00:44:37.000 And then they'd say, oh, I'm so, she's so rich. 0.96

00:44:39.000 It's like, that's one of many currencies, and it's one of the weakest one, especially now, you know?

00:44:46.000 Yeah, there's so many like that.

00:44:47.000 There's Chelsea Handler on her Instagram.

00:44:49.000 She's always alone.

00:44:52.000 Always alone.

00:44:54.000 Or there's that other chick. 1.00

00:44:54.000 She's kind of pretty. 1.00

00:44:55.000 She got divorced.

00:44:56.000 Fuck, I can't remember her name, but her stand-up is all about how she likes not being married and she doesn't want kids and she's perfectly happy the way she is.

00:45:04.000 And you're like, I never said otherwise.

00:45:06.000 Calm down.

00:45:07.000 I don't know what you're, you keep bringing up this fact that you're proud to be single.

00:45:11.000 Or Sarah Silverman, too.

00:45:13.000 She's always like, I've never been happier.

00:45:14.000 This is fantastic.

00:45:15.000 I don't regret anything.

00:45:17.000 You're like, imagine if one of us was on stage like, I've never fucked a guy and I feel great about it.

00:45:23.000 I could look at a nude dude all day, feel nothing.

00:45:26.000 I would not get a boner at all.

00:45:28.000 In fact, do it right now.

00:45:29.000 Someone in the audience, come out here and get nude and watch me not get a boner. 1.00

00:45:32.000 I don't care.

00:45:34.000 And if I do, it's involuntary.

00:45:35.000 I'll get a sarcastic boner, maybe making fun of you.

00:45:39.000 And then we'll joke fuck just to show everyone how gross it is.

00:45:45.000 Yeah, it's such projecting.

00:45:46.000 Yeah.

00:45:47.000 All right, go on.

00:45:47.000 We're running out of time here.

00:45:48.000 What's the ETA on everything on the part three of the documentary?

00:45:54.000 Well, part two is getting edited right now.

00:45:55.000 And then part three, we're going to do in probably May.

00:45:58.000 We're going to record a new comedy special in the North Idaho woods called Must Be Nice.

00:46:04.000 And it's exciting.

00:46:05.000 Yeah.

00:46:05.000 So if people want to check it out, it's buildingbertaria.com.

00:46:08.000 It's free.

00:46:08.000 If you want to donate, awesome.

00:46:09.000 If not, I will blame the juice.

00:46:13.000 And then, you know, unauthorized.tv, we're always streaming.

00:46:16.000 And we got all kinds of, and unbearablesmedia.com if you want to see a bunch of funny cartoons.

00:46:22.000 Yeah.

00:46:23.000 And how are you doing for kids?

00:46:25.000 You got a fourth one?

00:46:26.000 We have three.

00:46:27.000 We're working on a fourth, but our third is still breastfeeding enough where the, not to get into too much information, but the ovulation sometimes doesn't kick in until it's fourth thing.

00:46:39.000 But yeah, we want as many as God will give us.

00:46:42.000 You know, kids are, guys, I highly recommend having kids in a family.

00:46:46.000 It's just, it's a game changer.

00:46:48.000 And, you know, Gavin planted those seeds in me a while ago.

00:46:52.000 And so did Vince Vaughn.

00:46:53.000 Vince Vaughn was like, baby, you just got to stop pulling out like a coward.

00:46:56.000 You know, and so it's important to shame young men into having kids because our society is so anti-family that we need more Gavins and Vince Vaughn just being like, baby, you got to stop being a coward.

00:47:09.000 And then I'm like, oh, okay, because every other aspect of society is telling you to stay sterile and be a loser.

00:47:16.000 Good for the environment.

00:47:17.000 Out of 7 billion people, if you have two less.

00:47:19.000 I always say it's like going to the beach, cleaning two grains of sand and saying, I cleaned up the beach.

00:47:24.000 I did my part.

00:47:25.000 No, you didn't.

00:47:26.000 And they're all in cities.

00:47:27.000 Like, you only think there's a human problem if you live in a major city.

00:47:30.000 If you're in the country, you're like, you see another dude, you're like, yeah, someone can help me with my chicken coop.

00:47:35.000 It's awesome.

00:47:36.000 You honk the horn and wave.

00:47:38.000 Yeah, totally.

00:47:39.000 All right, man.

00:47:40.000 Well, I'm happy to hear you're doing good.

00:47:42.000 And I hope the losers in LA can keep cringing and worrying about you while their life goes down the toilet.

00:47:51.000 Totally, man.

00:47:52.000 Thanks for having me, bro.

00:47:53.000 See you, buddy.

00:47:54.000 All right, peace.

00:48:00.000 Isn't that always the way you hear about someone?

00:48:04.000 Oh, Owen Benjamin's a Nazi now. 0.54

00:48:06.000 He hates Jews and he's lost his mind.

00:48:07.000 He lives in the woods and he started a cult.

00:48:10.000 And then you go check in on him.

00:48:12.000 Look at this shit.

00:48:15.000 Everything Ryan does.

00:48:17.000 Can you get me a pencil or something?

00:48:21.000 If I get ink on my suit, I'm going to murder your unborn baby. 1.00

00:48:26.000 A very pro-life.

00:48:29.000 There are things that supersede my beliefs on life in Catholicism.

00:48:33.000 And it's inked on your need of fashion.

00:48:35.000 It's okay to kill the unborn if the father got ink on your linen suit.

00:48:40.000 I don't know if I'm supposed to be super pissed about that or let it fly, but I'm just telling you facts.

00:48:48.000 I'm just telling you facts.

00:48:49.000 I guess I don't have much of a choice.

00:48:52.000 Here we go.

00:48:55.000 That's why it broke.

00:48:56.000 Do you have a pencil?

00:48:57.000 No.

00:48:58.000 That's why it fucking broke the first time I threw it.

00:49:03.000 Ah, goddammit.

00:49:04.000 So yeah, you call up the guy and you go, oh, he's normal.

00:49:08.000 So why did we hear so much bad shit about Owen?

00:49:11.000 Because of the massive demand for Nazis. 0.81

00:49:14.000 They need there to be Nazis to justify all of their bullshit.

00:49:19.000 What?

00:49:21.000 It's fine for now.

00:49:23.000 But this is why that dumbass at the meandering who was wearing the Camp Auschwitz shirt, like, I'm sure you're happy. 0.98

00:49:36.000 I'm sure you thought you're real funny.

00:49:41.000 You just gave them the fodder they needed to continue the myth of Nazism. 0.85

00:49:47.000 Same with the Confederate flag.

00:49:48.000 That was fucking stupid.

00:49:49.000 I'm pro-Confederate flag. 1.00

00:49:51.000 I'm not pro-Camp Auschwitz shirts.

00:49:53.000 Like the idiotic Proud Boy who wore a 6MWE, 6 million wasn't enough shirt.

00:49:59.000 That was a Proud Boy, I just discovered this weekend.

00:50:03.000 What a fuck.

00:50:04.000 He was edgy.

00:50:05.000 I'm being edgy.

00:50:05.000 I'm being funny.

00:50:06.000 No, you're not.

00:50:07.000 You're handing the left their narrative.

00:50:09.000 Their fake narrative.

00:50:10.000 You're justifying the myth.

00:50:15.000 And then they have this attitude where they're like, no, it's like the Salem witch trials.

00:50:18.000 You dress like a witch just to fuck with them. 0.99

00:50:20.000 No, don't do that.

00:50:22.000 Don't dress like a witch just to fuck with them. 0.99

00:50:24.000 You're playing into their hands.

00:50:27.000 There's the guy who wore that hoodie.

00:50:29.000 But it's like, dude, I mean, there was how many people there?

00:50:32.000 A lot of them.

00:50:32.000 Hundreds.

00:50:33.000 So, you know, to have one guy who's a fucking scale that probably nobody even talks to, they're like, that fucking guy is too much.

00:50:40.000 I know.

00:50:40.000 But it's so perfect for the left.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, it sucks.

00:50:43.000 Like Heather Heyer. 1.00

00:50:44.000 That was just that.

00:50:45.000 They were ejaculating when she was killed.

00:50:48.000 They were so happy to have a martyr.

00:50:50.000 Thanks, buddy.

00:50:51.000 Good work.

00:50:55.000 Meanwhile, the real story with racism is there is no racism in America except anti-white racism.

00:51:02.000 That's the most common.

00:51:03.000 And I thought this was interesting.

00:51:05.000 3-3, you see Justin Bieber in the new Balenciaga campaign ad.

00:51:13.000 And he's clearly, this is clearly a take on white trash. 1.00

00:51:19.000 Right?

00:51:20.000 Which is kind of what Andrew W.K. does.

00:51:23.000 So those are all like $2,000 each.

00:51:25.000 But the way he's wearing the sweatpants and the jean jacket, it's trailer trash. 0.56

00:51:31.000 And what do we think as whites when we see that? 0.56

00:51:33.000 Okay.

00:51:34.000 I guess that's what's hot now, is doing the trailer trash look.

00:51:38.000 You can do that.

00:51:39.000 You can mock.

00:51:40.000 You can have white trash chic, and no one gives a shit. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Of course, if you do ghetto chic, everyone has a fucking meltdown. 0.98

00:51:47.000 So this is a great example of, can you imagine if the races were reversed 3-4?

00:51:53.000 Because we got it.

00:51:53.000 No need to imagine.

00:51:55.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:52:00.000 That used to sag their pants. 0.99

00:52:01.000 This feels very racist, guys.

00:52:03.000 But let's get out.

00:52:05.000 They have woven the boxes inside the trousers.

00:52:08.000 Inside the drowsers.

00:52:11.000 They have woven the boxes inside the trousers.

00:52:17.000 So that's national outrage.

00:52:20.000 Are we seeing what's going on here?

00:52:23.000 Anti-white racism is hot.

00:52:26.000 And that's why Owen Benjamin has to be so perfect.

00:52:29.000 I think the most racist thing about this is that it doesn't let them drop the pants below their drawers, like really low.

00:52:36.000 Because that's how they wear them.

00:52:37.000 Yeah, they don't go like an inch.

00:52:38.000 No, you see their entire ass.

00:52:40.000 Yeah, it's ass full out.

00:52:42.000 Ass full out or you're not hood. 0.86

00:52:44.000 I couldn't imagine anything more annoying than walking around with your waist below your ass cheeks. 1.00

00:52:50.000 It must be really uncomfortable.

00:52:52.000 I tried it the other day at home and it's like, I can't do it comfortably.

00:52:57.000 Look at 3.5.

00:52:59.000 I think if you go up a bit, there's Jeff Bridges talking about how he's learned how racist and evil white people are.

00:53:04.000 Yeah, so go up a bit.

00:53:06.000 No, up.

00:53:07.000 That's the wrong direction.

00:53:09.000 Yeah, listen to this.

00:53:10.000 This is Jeff Daniels on Colbert.

00:53:13.000 I think the bloody Sunday for people of color was George Floyd's murder.

00:53:17.000 And white people said, I had no idea that we were only taught one side of American history.

00:53:22.000 I better look into that.

00:53:24.000 So I started reading Isabel Wilkerson, Tonahisa Coates, Carol Anderson.

00:53:29.000 But, you know, you get educated people.

00:53:31.000 Tonahese Coates?

00:53:33.000 Yeah.

00:53:33.000 Oh, fuck.

00:53:34.000 He pronounced his name wrong, I think.

00:53:36.000 And I think I don't know why.

00:53:39.000 Because there's a whole...

00:53:41.000 We have an opportunity in this country right now to welcome in a new America.

00:53:47.000 We really do.

00:53:48.000 I feel the same way.

00:53:49.000 This was definitely true in 1969.

00:53:52.000 I mean, strangely, not only in America, not in the way we approach our civic society, but in the arts, there's reasons and there's an opportunity where things are reopening that never closed ever before to re-dedicate yourself to first principles.

00:54:07.000 Yeah, and white people are the ones who need to hear it.

00:54:09.000 So, you know, with Aaron Sork and the Market Realm.

00:54:15.000 See, this is what I was talking to Owen about.

00:54:17.000 This whole anti-Semitism, it's the Jews that are making us hate us. 1.00

00:54:20.000 No, elite whites hate themselves.

00:54:24.000 They become lemmings when they reach a certain point of wealth, success. 0.99

00:54:33.000 Yeah.

00:54:34.000 Quality.

00:54:35.000 Go back, though.

00:54:36.000 Because there's not saying anything.

00:54:38.000 We need to get back to first principles.

00:54:39.000 What?

00:54:39.000 Like, people's lives matter and kindness is everything.

00:54:43.000 You mean meaningless platitudes?

00:54:45.000 How does that translate to policy?

00:54:47.000 More welfare?

00:54:48.000 Properly, it's a white point of view. 0.63

00:54:50.000 And it certainly is a story of Atticus coming to grips with the fact that one of the big central questions of the play is there's goodness in everyone.

00:54:57.000 You just have to care enough to look for it.

00:54:59.000 And is that true today in 2021?

00:55:00.000 No.

00:55:01.000 Is there goodness in everyone?

00:55:03.000 Not so sure.

00:55:04.000 But you have to choose now.

00:55:05.000 You have to decide whether you're for eliminating or at least marginalizing systemic racism.

00:55:12.000 Or are you against that?

00:55:13.000 You have to choose.

00:55:14.000 You can't just sit back and go, please cut my taxes and I'm going to look the other way.

00:55:17.000 Well, there's also a choice before that, which is to acknowledge it exists.

00:55:20.000 Acknowledge it exists.

00:55:21.000 Yeah.

00:55:22.000 So then.

00:55:23.000 No, I'm not acknowledging it exists.

00:55:25.000 Go down a bit to the original link.

00:55:27.000 This is racism in America today.

00:55:30.000 More white people are dying and being born. 1.00

00:55:32.000 And why that's a good thing?

00:55:35.000 Wow.

00:55:37.000 Sarah Goldberg.

00:55:38.000 Go to the one before that, though.

00:55:40.000 Top professor, we need to kill all white people. 1.00

00:55:43.000 BLM leader, whites are subhuman genetic defects. 1.00

00:55:47.000 Begs a lot to help her not kill white folks. 1.00

00:55:51.000 Like, the fact that you can say that with reckless abandon and know you're going to be fine says a lot.

00:55:59.000 What was the first one, though?

00:56:01.000 That was the first one.

00:56:02.000 No, there was another one.

00:56:04.000 Okay.

00:56:04.000 Yeah.

00:56:05.000 White people are a plague to the planet. 1.00

00:56:08.000 He says on a screen invented by a white man with a projector invented by a white man in a room created and built by white men on a microphone created by a white man. 0.69

00:56:18.000 You ever see that?

00:56:19.000 Like decolonize this place and they're like, okay, and then it's just empty.

00:56:23.000 Well, we'll get to that in a second with the border.

00:56:25.000 Like Haiti in 1803 had, oh, God, had a brutal revolution where they murdered every single white person, babies, raped women and girls, behead them, drank their blood.

00:56:38.000 Like it was fucking savage.

00:56:40.000 It was a genocide. 0.66

00:56:42.000 And now, this week, we've had 10,000 poor over the border.

00:56:48.000 Immigration, illegal immigration from Haiti is up 233%.

00:56:52.000 What the, how did they get there?

00:56:54.000 But anyway, we'll get to that in a second.

00:56:55.000 I want to stick with this.

00:56:56.000 White people suck. 0.99

00:56:58.000 3.6.

00:57:00.000 Oh, this was amazing.

00:57:01.000 I'd forgotten this has happened.

00:57:04.000 A grand jury in Portland didn't find enough evidence to charge an officer who shot a dead man who charged him with a screwdriver.

00:57:09.000 Police had to tweet at the time that the deceased was white in order to quell a growing riot by Antifa.

00:57:15.000 In other words, white lives don't matter. 0.98

00:57:18.000 So they have a call to action because a black guy was shot.

00:57:22.000 Who cares that he was running at the cop with a screwdriver?

00:57:25.000 That seems to be irrelevant.

00:57:26.000 And the cops literally say, calm down, calm down.

00:57:29.000 It was a white guy.

00:57:32.000 And then what's amazing is that it works.

00:57:35.000 Everyone went, oh, shit, okay.

00:57:37.000 Do you remember that?

00:57:38.000 I remember this one.

00:57:39.000 Yep.

00:57:39.000 I was watching like the live riot happening and it dissipated shortly afterwards.

00:57:44.000 Yeah.

00:57:45.000 And then go to the next one.

00:57:48.000 It doesn't have a number.

00:57:49.000 But this is Scott Adams talks about this a lot, where you're penalized for hiring white males.

00:57:54.000 If you'd have told me 10 years ago that I would have to put labels on all the white male profiles so I can prove that I'm not giving job opportunities to too many of them, dot, dot, dot. 0.73

00:58:04.000 ERG is code for underrepresented group.

00:58:07.000 I have to record each white male.

00:58:08.000 I reach out to it every week.

00:58:09.000 I have a one-on-one with my manager and CTO to review the racial and gender reports.

00:58:15.000 Y'all, when I tell you that hiring practices are so fucking far out of bounds, I mean, and what do you end up with when you do stuff like that?

00:58:23.000 What do you end up with when you ignore meritocracy and go for some sort of quota?

00:58:27.000 You end up with those female cops getting knead in the face with their hat caught in their big stupid hair. 1.00

00:58:36.000 Here's another thing I was thinking about on the same subject.

00:58:38.000 This whole tax the rich thing, it has anti-white overtones.

00:58:44.000 Yeah.

00:58:44.000 Does it not?

00:58:45.000 Eat the rich, kill the rich.

00:58:47.000 They're not thinking of the owner of BET when they say that.

00:58:50.000 They're not thinking of Oprah Winfrey.

00:58:53.000 They're not thinking of that billionaire loser in China.

00:58:58.000 What's his name?

00:58:58.000 Jack Ma.

00:58:59.000 Jack Ma.

00:59:00.000 They don't want to eat him, although he'd probably be yummier.

00:59:03.000 He'd just be hungry in 30 minutes.

00:59:05.000 Do different races taste different?

00:59:08.000 Imagine?

00:59:10.000 Hmm.

00:59:12.000 There's only one way to do it.

00:59:13.000 This is Asian.

00:59:18.000 So go to 3.7.

00:59:21.000 I talked about this earlier, I think, right?

00:59:24.000 With the 80%.

00:59:25.000 Yeah.

00:59:26.000 Tax the rich now does not refer to the top 1% or the top 0.1%.

00:59:29.000 It refers exclusively to like four people cherry-picked by ProPublica and only in some taxiers.

00:59:36.000 So this woman is retarded. 1.00

00:59:40.000 I believe that she doesn't know the difference between a billion and a trillion.

00:59:44.000 So whatever we are in debt right now, every time I check, it's higher.

00:59:47.000 It's maybe 20 trillion.

00:59:49.000 And she honestly thinks that a few billionaires could pay off our bills.

00:59:54.000 Now, Bill Whittle did a great breakdown of this many years ago where he took all the billionaires' money.

01:00:00.000 Then he started taking all the money from the NFL, the NBA, ESPN, organized sports.

01:00:06.000 He accrued the biggest piles of money in America.

01:00:10.000 And you know what it did?

01:00:11.000 He managed to pay government spending for one year.

01:00:15.000 And now there's no sports.

01:00:17.000 There's no sports teams.

01:00:18.000 There's no billionaires.

01:00:19.000 There's no Amazon.

01:00:21.000 There's no Walmart.

01:00:22.000 Everyone had their bank account emptied in order for him to do that.

01:00:25.000 They spend something like $3.5 billion a day.

01:00:29.000 And again, those numbers are about a year old.

01:00:31.000 Maybe it's six today.

01:00:34.000 That's why it's silly to be bitch about Israel getting 3.5.

01:00:37.000 That's one day of government spending to have an ally in the shithole called the Middle East. 1.00

01:00:45.000 Go back to that tweet, though.

01:00:49.000 You know, the responses.

01:00:55.000 Keep going.

01:00:59.000 Affirmative.

01:01:02.000 And then here's another example of black privilege. 0.86

01:01:05.000 Remember that Somalian dude who shot the, I think she was an Australian in America?

01:01:10.000 She called 911. 0.68

01:01:11.000 He shows up and just blows her away because he's an affirmative action hire.

01:01:16.000 He's not brave.

01:01:18.000 He's a weak man who doesn't deserve the job.

01:01:21.000 Number one criteria for a cop should be, are you brave?

01:01:24.000 I don't care if more white males are brave, if there's more white males in that group. 0.81

01:01:29.000 I don't give a shit.

01:01:30.000 I don't care if our police forces were all Chinese. 1.00

01:01:33.000 Apparently, Chinese people are the bravest people, and we are, the NBA is black, and the NYPD is Chinese.

01:01:39.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:01:40.000 I want the most qualified person for the job.

01:01:43.000 But you didn't do that when you hired Mohamed Noor.

01:01:45.000 You hired a pussy who has panic attacks, just like that woman we just saw. 1.00

01:01:49.000 And so he shot a woman and they dropped the charges.

01:01:52.000 Mohamed Noor in the deadly shooting of Justine Damon in 2017.

01:01:57.000 Paul Bloom joins us now from our newsroom.

01:01:59.000 Paul, this has to have big implications for police officer trials going forward.

01:02:04.000 Tom, good morning to you.

01:02:05.000 There are a lot of implications here in prosecuting police officers for deadly on-duty deaths.

01:02:11.000 I mean, consider right now, three former Minneapolis police officers are charged with aiding and abetting third-degree murder and the death of George Floyd.

01:02:18.000 Also, some massive implications here, of course, for Muhammad. 0.68

01:02:21.000 As massive as my tie knot, Newark himself.

01:02:25.000 He is now looking at a significant reduction in jail time for that 2017 shooting of 911 caller Justine Ruzcz-Damon in that alley behind her southwest Minneapolis home.

01:02:35.000 So here's what happened this morning with the Minnesota State Supreme Court.

01:02:39.000 Moronic.

01:02:40.000 Minnesota's third-degree murder, so-called depraved mind statute.

01:02:43.000 People go, why do you care about affirmative action?

01:02:46.000 Do you have a problem with blacks getting jobs?

01:02:47.000 No, this is why I have a problem with affirmative action.

01:02:50.000 It gets people killed.

01:02:52.000 The death of meritocracy is the death.

01:02:55.000 All right, that's a big pile of bad news.

01:02:57.000 And next time anyone brings up racism to you, please cite these examples of anti-white racism.

01:03:03.000 But I wanted to end this segment with some good news, and that is that people are waking up.

01:03:10.000 The good news is.

01:03:18.000 People eat animal dicks and jump out of the hole pops.

01:03:22.000 I'm going to cry now.

01:03:23.000 I'm thinking about it.

01:03:27.000 I forgot we had that.

01:03:28.000 Yep.

01:03:30.000 People are waking up.

01:03:32.000 This dude who pushed critical race theory in his district in, I believe, California was just fired.

01:03:39.000 Why?

01:03:40.000 Because parents got together.

01:03:42.000 Oh, sorry, New York.

01:03:43.000 School Board in Rockland County, New York forces the resignation of Superintendent Martin Cox, who was pushing for a critical race theory-based curriculum.

01:03:50.000 According to sources, parents banded together, filed FOIA requests, and pressured the board to oust him.

01:04:00.000 Look at this fucking wiener.

01:04:02.000 Isn't that great news?

01:04:04.000 So we do have power.

01:04:05.000 We are the silent majority.

01:04:07.000 Yes, they run the top. 0.96

01:04:09.000 They run the elitism, but that doesn't mean we are powerless.

01:04:12.000 They run the elitism?

01:04:14.000 They run the surface, the icing of the cupcake.

01:04:18.000 This sums it up pretty well.

01:04:19.000 This is on John Joseph Cro-Mag's thing.

01:04:24.000 Wait a minute, that's retarded because that's not going to hurt the shark. 1.00

01:04:28.000 It'll just tickle his ass. 0.88

01:04:29.000 Nobody tell him.

01:04:30.000 If we band together, we can tickle the enemy's ass.

01:04:33.000 We can engulf the shark and he'll eat his way out because it's food.

01:04:38.000 We get to touch the bad guy's ass.

01:04:42.000 Great.

01:04:43.000 Watch out, bad guys.

01:04:45.000 You're about to get your butt tickled.

01:04:52.000 Let's do a...

01:04:56.000 Oh, and by the same note, go to 2-3.

01:05:00.000 Speaking of this is the war on kids, but it's still us fighting back.

01:05:04.000 So, yesterday we had all those porn books that the children were assigned to read, and all the assignments that included write about a sex scene you wouldn't want your mom to see, now write it in a way you'd want your mom to see it.

01:05:17.000 What the?

01:05:17.000 Where'd you come up with this, you pervert?

01:05:19.000 And the mayor in Ohio sits down and just says, resign or you're going to get charged.

01:05:24.000 How many drinks did you have last night?

01:05:26.000 Me?

01:05:27.000 We did this yesterday.

01:05:28.000 Oh, we did?

01:05:29.000 Yes, we did.

01:05:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:05:30.000 That's why you forgot about the good news bumper, too.

01:05:32.000 I was like, how did you forget that?

01:05:33.000 You loved it.

01:05:34.000 Okay, sorry.

01:05:35.000 I repeated a story.

01:05:36.000 Well, just to let you know, we also have a new racism bumper and a new War on Kids bumper.

01:05:40.000 So we have two bumpers to choose from.

01:05:42.000 And you like them.

01:05:43.000 Let's see them.

01:05:44.000 Okay.

01:05:44.000 Have we shown them yet?

01:05:46.000 We have.

01:05:46.000 Okay.

01:05:47.000 Let's jump over to Antifa then, shall we?

01:05:49.000 We shall.

01:06:16.000 There's Ethan Nordine still in the shoe, solitary confinement for trespassing on January 6th.

01:06:23.000 No evidence.

01:06:23.000 The more they look into this case, the less they see proof of any kind of planned thing.

01:06:28.000 Proud Boys had, Michael Graves was doing a show that night, that afternoon, sorry, at 3.

01:06:34.000 And they knew they couldn't have their guns in D.C. So the after party, which was like early afternoon, was planned for Virginia, West Virginia.

01:06:44.000 Nope, it was planned.

01:06:46.000 You see, they're suing that Philly Proud Boy, Zach?

01:06:50.000 A group of black Capitol police officers are suing Zach Real, I think his name is, because him and Trump planned the insurrection.

01:07:01.000 So they assume in Discovery, you're going to get these emails of Trump going, so you guys are ready to pop off at 3 p.m., I hope, right?

01:07:09.000 Hey, Zach, I'm getting stressed out.

01:07:11.000 You sure you got this?

01:07:12.000 Trump, calm down, Mr. President.

01:07:15.000 We got this.

01:07:16.000 Okay, I hope you're using an encrypted app.

01:07:19.000 Shit, I'm just using text.

01:07:20.000 Well, I hope we don't get sick.

01:07:22.000 Yeah, we have him at the end of the episode to support mail him and, you know, help him out.

01:07:27.000 Imagine the cartoon world they live in where they think Zach and the president are planning an insurrection.

01:07:34.000 I mean, I'm embarrassed for you.

01:07:36.000 Zach, I'm going to really need your help.

01:07:39.000 I remember that guy.

01:07:40.000 He's a nice dude.

01:07:41.000 So is Ethan Andrew.

01:07:42.000 Dude, Trump calling Zach and saying, I'm nervous.

01:07:43.000 Are you sure you got this?

01:07:46.000 Hello, Zach.

01:07:47.000 Zach, that's you?

01:07:48.000 Okay, good.

01:07:49.000 Listen, we have to talk on Telegram or something else because let me tell you what, I'm going to need your help, but we need to keep it on the down low.

01:07:57.000 That's what they call it.

01:07:58.000 They call it the down low because it's low and it's down.

01:08:01.000 And frankly, we're going to look into going inside the Capitol, and you need to put your feet on her desk.

01:08:08.000 Nancy Pelosi's desk.

01:08:09.000 You got to put your feet on the desk.

01:08:10.000 Take some selfies.

01:08:11.000 Take a selfie.

01:08:13.000 Steal a podium.

01:08:14.000 Stream.

01:08:15.000 Do whatever you need to do.

01:08:16.000 Meanwhile, I think the government is killing these cops.

01:08:19.000 So they're suing proud boys as the government pops them off one by one.

01:08:24.000 This was an interesting Antifa thing that Andy No., I mean, my whole show could just be Andy No's Twitter feed.

01:08:31.000 Andy No points out that Rolling Stone and these magazines, including Teen Vogue, by the way, they're not just partial to Antifa.

01:08:40.000 They are Antifa.

01:08:42.000 These people participate in this.

01:08:44.000 So look at this.

01:08:45.000 Portland, Oregon is ground zero for violent culture war clashes, and it's spreading.

01:08:49.000 By the way, the writer doesn't write the headlines.

01:08:51.000 That's the editor's job.

01:08:53.000 So he probably had a much more rock and roll headline like, we are fighting back and it's working.

01:09:01.000 So that's Robert Evans.

01:09:02.000 And then you look at some of his contributions.

01:09:05.000 This is bullshit.

01:09:06.000 I was there.

01:09:06.000 The burning of the PPA, that was the Portland Police Association building.

01:09:12.000 This is a Rolling Stone writer saying it was intelligent, deliberate, and successful.

01:09:18.000 Don't take this away from Antifa.

01:09:20.000 Burning the police building was a well-chosen target and a justified act of protest.

01:09:26.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:09:28.000 It's so insane.

01:09:28.000 This could be a parody from somebody on the right.

01:09:31.000 Be like, the burning of that building was intelligent, deliberate, and successful by well-organized activists.

01:09:36.000 Don't take this away from mostly peaceful.

01:09:38.000 What's the next one?

01:09:42.000 Andy No does not show his face of protest anymore.

01:09:45.000 Therefore, if you see someone with their face uncovered and an incredibly obvious plate character taking no effort to disguise their identity, that person is not Andy No.

01:09:50.000 So here he is plotting to hurt Andy No.

01:09:57.000 And then this was a good video I saw where they compare Antifa to radical Islam.

01:10:03.000 And it's something I've said a million times.

01:10:05.000 I find the biggest similarity is that they're insatiable.

01:10:09.000 So when you get a burqa on a chick, that's not good enough. 1.00

01:10:13.000 She still gets beaten because her bangs are showing or she has purple socks. 0.94

01:10:17.000 Antifa's the same way.

01:10:19.000 Look how many people they killed at Chaz and Chop. 0.98

01:10:21.000 Those people were not good enough.

01:10:23.000 They're not up to snuff.

01:10:25.000 They're cannibalizing themselves.

01:10:27.000 No one kills more Muslims than Muslims.

01:10:29.000 No one kills more Antifa than Antifa.

01:10:32.000 I'm not about to equate wokeism and Islamism.

01:10:35.000 Islamism is a militant strain of an ancient faith.

01:10:38.000 Its believers have a coherent sense of what Allah wants them to achieve on earth to earn rewards in the afterlife.

01:10:45.000 Wokeism is just another version of Marxism.

01:10:48.000 It scorns religion and the idea of an afterlife.

01:10:51.000 Wokeism divides society into myriad identities, whereas Islamist division is simple. 1.00

01:10:56.000 But they both have martyrs.

01:10:57.000 Remember Nathan Hose, who killed himself because he couldn't face the charges on the J-20, Disrupt J-20?

01:11:04.000 They had big posters that said, rest in power.

01:11:07.000 Nathan Hose.

01:11:09.000 Believers and unbelievers. 0.99

01:11:11.000 There are many other differences, but consider the resemblances.

01:11:15.000 The adherents of each pursue ideological purity, certain of their own rectitude.

01:11:21.000 Neither Islamists nor the woke will engage in debate.

01:11:24.000 Both prefer indoctrination of the submissive and damnation of those who resist.

01:11:29.000 The two ideologies have distinctive rituals.

01:11:32.000 Islamists shout, Allah, Waqbar, and death to America. 1.00

01:11:36.000 The woke shout, Black Lives Matter, and I can't breathe.

01:11:40.000 Islamists can't no borders, no wall, no USA at all. 1.00

01:11:44.000 No USA at all and death to America are the same thing. 0.60

01:11:46.000 Come on, lady, you can do better than this. 1.00

01:12:17.000 So speaking of their insatiable quality and their tendency to cannibalize each other, the French lesbians had a march where they said a very controversial thing. 1.00

01:12:28.000 You ready for this?

01:12:28.000 This is controversial in 2021.

01:12:31.000 Lesbians don't like penises. 1.00

01:12:35.000 Who knew that would be a racist thing to say?

01:12:38.000 So Antifa shows up to fight them because some lesbians like women's penises. 1.00

01:12:44.000 Oh, God.

01:12:59.000 You don't like my penis?

01:13:01.000 When it's erect and clean and everything?

01:13:04.000 I mean, it feels good.

01:13:08.000 You want a penis? 1.00

01:13:10.000 I get gays not liking vaginas more than I get lesbians not wanting a penis. 1.00

01:13:13.000 Yeah, stop using dildos then.

01:13:15.000 You're appropriating our cocktail.

01:13:17.000 You fucking...

01:13:18.000 I knew a lesbian couple that would regularly take a dude home and just use him as a human dildo and then say, get out of here. 1.00

01:13:25.000 I missed those days.

01:13:27.000 The great days.

01:13:28.000 Great days?

01:13:29.000 Good times.

01:13:30.000 They would take me home and sit on me and do other things.

01:13:40.000 Look, they're ugly over there, too.

01:13:43.000 My wife watches.

01:13:44.000 That was a joke, clearly.

01:13:47.000 I was not that guy.

01:13:51.000 Oh, fans, but it sounds like some fucking commie, gobbledy gook. 1.00

01:13:57.000 And then Sarah's face.

01:13:59.000 Great drop.

01:14:01.000 Okay, so this is what I was talking about earlier.

01:14:02.000 We'll just quickly cover it.

01:14:04.000 10,000 Haitians in just one week.

01:14:07.000 And Fox News was covering it with a drone.

01:14:11.000 I mean, it's shocking to see how Biden quietly ended deportation from Haiti a week ago and sparked a border surge with 10,000 Haitians now living under a Texas bridge.

01:14:21.000 How did they get here?

01:14:22.000 How did 10,000 people go anywhere?

01:14:25.000 Five cruise ships?

01:14:28.000 I don't understand.

01:14:30.000 Go down?

01:14:33.000 I mean, the pictures are alarming.

01:14:34.000 Look at this fucking mess.

01:14:36.000 Crazy.

01:14:36.000 Just blow them up.

01:14:38.000 I mean, it's sad to kill that many people, but you won't have this problem ever again.

01:14:43.000 Look at that fucking mess.

01:14:49.000 And so the elites, their goal is to prevent discussion of this.

01:14:55.000 How close is Haiti?

01:14:58.000 Haiti's a million miles away.

01:15:02.000 It's like the Caribbean.

01:15:03.000 It's touching Dominican Republic.

01:15:05.000 Zoom in on the Caribbean. 0.92

01:15:09.000 I mean, you hear, if you watch the local news in Jamaica, you hear a lot of people bitching about Haiti.

01:15:15.000 I guess they went from the tip to whatever the hell that country is in.

01:15:22.000 Shouldn't they be in Florida?

01:15:24.000 Oh, they could go to Mexico.

01:15:25.000 Or I guess they went...

01:15:26.000 Yeah, they went through Mexico.

01:15:28.000 Yeah, from the tip of...

01:15:29.000 10,000, though?

01:15:30.000 Wait, from the tip of Mexico?

01:15:31.000 That's just a week.

01:15:32.000 There's probably 100,000 in total.

01:15:34.000 A mass exodus from Haiti through Central America?

01:15:38.000 What?

01:15:42.000 2-5.

01:15:45.000 So Fox News had their drone permit revoked.

01:15:48.000 It's too dangerous.

01:15:50.000 Yeah.

01:15:50.000 It is too dangerous to the elites.

01:15:53.000 Law enforcement source on the ground at the bridge this morning just sent me this video showing the situation I'm told the large majority of migrants Oh, that's not the one I was talking about go down maybe he talks about having his permit revoked you may not discuss this There we go stunning image from our drone keep going He's shutting down six points of entry along the border update new statement reached out to

01:16:23.000 him Show more oh there we go We learn that the FAA just implemented a two-week just two weeks TFR temporary flight restriction over the international bridge in Del Rio, Texas, meaning we can no longer fly our fox drone over it to show the images of the thousands of migrants.

01:16:40.000 FAA says special security reason.

01:16:43.000 And that brings us to, of course, this meme, which sums it up perfectly.

01:16:48.000 2.6.

01:16:52.000 The southern border, your child.

01:16:55.000 I mean, this is the power of memes.

01:16:58.000 They just summarize everything so perfectly.

01:17:02.000 My little boy, right now, well, every day is wearing a mask.

01:17:10.000 But the parents started fighting back, not even that hard, maybe like 20 at a local town hall, and they said, okay, okay, okay.

01:17:18.000 They don't have to wear masks outside.

01:17:19.000 We're not powerless folks.

01:17:23.000 And I think it's because we're a country of guns.

01:17:25.000 Now, I'm not saying that these parents showed up to the town hall with their rifles and said, you better not put a mask on my kids.

01:17:31.000 But it's about the mentality of the average American.

01:17:35.000 Like Australians, they're lying down and taking it up the ass because they're not a gun culture.

01:17:40.000 But we're seeing a lot of people fight back.

01:17:42.000 I'm very surprised to see how many Canadians are fighting back against COVID.

01:17:47.000 Look at this cunt, by the way, 2-7. 1.00

01:17:51.000 So did you hear about the federal court ruling today in Iowa?

01:17:56.000 No.

01:17:56.000 We can do mask mandates now.

01:17:58.000 Local control has been restored.

01:18:01.000 And the judge references two affidavits written by Iowa school board members in the federal court case that was filed from the ACLU.

01:18:11.000 And guess who one of the board members is?

01:18:15.000 Go bad, bitch, go bad, bitch, go bad, bitch, go. 1.00

01:18:18.000 So did you hear about the federal court ruling, she's so happy that kids have to wear masks.

01:18:22.000 Good work, mom.

01:18:25.000 See, communism is a genetic trait, and a lot of people have it in their bones, in their DNA.

01:18:30.000 And we started a communist regime, and a lot of people like it.

01:18:35.000 They like the rules.

01:18:36.000 All right, that brings us to COVID.

01:18:38.000 Let's do a COVID bit.

01:18:39.000 This is a very long show.

01:18:40.000 We got a lot to catch up.

01:18:41.000 Your language requires a paintbrush to write.

01:18:43.000 Your language sucks. 0.94

01:18:45.000 Your language is stupid. 1.00

01:18:48.000 Fucking Chinese. 1.00

01:18:49.000 Chinese vibrant comes from China.

01:18:51.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

01:18:53.000 Just keep your hands off my dog. 1.00

01:18:56.000 Wait a minute.

01:18:56.000 I just remembered the comedian I was talking about.

01:19:00.000 Oh, yeah?

01:19:00.000 What's her name again?

01:19:03.000 Jen Kirkman.

01:19:04.000 Jen Kirkman.

01:19:06.000 Married people are the worst. 1.00

01:19:08.000 Married people are the worst. 1.00

01:19:09.000 This is exactly what we were talking about with Owen.

01:19:15.000 You got dumped, by the way.

01:19:16.000 I love you, Joan.

01:19:17.000 I love you, Joan.

01:19:17.000 Joan Rivers is awesome.

01:19:21.000 She's dead.

01:19:22.000 I didn't know if I was going to get here.

01:19:23.000 I had a scary experience at the airport.

01:19:26.000 I flew in from Los Angeles.

01:19:27.000 I was going through security, and they flagged me for a pat down.

01:19:31.000 Something on me made the alarm go off.

01:19:33.000 And this black woman said to me, mm-hmm, you're going to have to come over here. 1.00

01:19:36.000 I'm going to have to pat you down, okay?

01:19:38.000 I know the white people are very nervous right now because it seems like I'm being racist.

01:19:42.000 Let me explain something to you.

01:19:44.000 Sometimes black people sound like this. 0.89

01:19:46.000 Hello, I would like some tea.

01:19:48.000 Sometimes black people sound like this. 0.89

01:19:49.000 Hi, I'm John.

01:19:50.000 I'm here to sell you a mortgage.

01:19:51.000 Sometimes black people sound like this. 0.89

01:19:52.000 Goo, goo-goo. 0.98

01:19:53.000 That's a black baby.

01:19:54.000 But listen to me.

01:19:56.000 This just happened to be because that woman talked. 1.00

01:19:58.000 It wasn't because she was black. 0.96

01:19:59.000 So I walked through the line and she said, I'm going to have to pat you down. 0.93

01:20:02.000 And I couldn't.

01:20:03.000 I like how instead of being the chick who does something kind of edgy and like impersonates a black chick, she's like the spokesman for different types of blacks now. 0.70

01:20:11.000 He's like, let me inform you on the different types of black.

01:20:13.000 We've been going for, what, 40 seconds here?

01:20:15.000 I don't have any substance yet.

01:20:16.000 It's a minute.

01:20:17.000 We're in a minute.

01:20:18.000 We're in a minute of nothing.

01:20:20.000 Why did you get patted down?

01:20:21.000 What's going on?

01:20:22.000 I didn't understand.

01:20:23.000 What was on me?

01:20:24.000 Did someone put drugs in my pocket?

01:20:25.000 And then I remembered, it's my hair.

01:20:27.000 This is hair extensions.

01:20:28.000 This is fake.

01:20:30.000 It set off the machine.

01:20:32.000 I said, oh my god, it's my hair extensions.

01:20:33.000 And she said, get over here right now, white girl. 1.00

01:20:36.000 Why, you white people always coming through here screaming about your weave?

01:20:40.000 I didn't know it was fake.

01:20:42.000 And first of all, I didn't even know I was allowed to call it a weave.

01:20:44.000 It was so freeing.

01:20:45.000 Wait a minute.

01:20:46.000 Why would a weave set off a metal detector? 1.00

01:20:49.000 It's setting off my bullshit detector.

01:20:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:52.000 This one says Jen Kirkman is fine with dying alone. 1.00

01:20:55.000 This might be more to the crux of this.

01:20:57.000 Okay, let's see.

01:20:58.000 I don't have 10 minutes to wait for her to make a point.

01:21:03.000 Tell us.

01:21:04.000 Wait, where is it?

01:21:05.000 Oh, that's the name of the album.

01:21:05.000 That's another album.

01:21:06.000 Yeah.

01:21:07.000 Gonna die alone and I feel fine.

01:21:10.000 Tell us, what's the inspiration for this title?

01:21:13.000 Well, I was inspired by a lot of people I know who died alone, and I think that.

01:21:19.000 I hear that all the time.

01:21:21.000 People always think it means like I'm single and I'm like, I'm gonna die alone.

01:21:25.000 That's not what I mean.

01:21:25.000 I just mean you shouldn't do anything in this life, whether it's get married or have kids to guarantee.

01:21:31.000 I will not shut up about it.

01:21:32.000 I have to do it.

01:21:33.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:21:34.000 Let's get back to COVID.

01:21:35.000 So this Nicki Minaj thing, you've seen it a million times.

01:21:38.000 I've never seen news explode the way it does over pretty girls.

01:21:43.000 Like AOC dominated two days of the media because she wore a silly dress that mocked us. 1.00

01:21:50.000 And now Nicki Minaj says, my cousin's friend got the vaccine.

01:21:55.000 His balls became this big.

01:21:58.000 He was on his way to get married.

01:21:59.000 The bride called off the wedding.

01:22:01.000 This is in Trinidad.

01:22:03.000 Where, by the way, it's illegal to be gay.

01:22:06.000 So she says, I don't like the vaccine.

01:22:08.000 I don't trust it.

01:22:09.000 She never says, don't get it, though.

01:22:10.000 She just goes, not my cup of tea.

01:22:12.000 It should be your choice.

01:22:14.000 Then Tucker talks about it.

01:22:15.000 Then she retweets the Tucker thing.

01:22:17.000 Hassan Piker goes, you know he's a white nationalist, right?

01:22:20.000 And then she goes, what is it with this country where I can't say things?

01:22:24.000 This is the story my cousin told me.

01:22:25.000 What are we, China?

01:22:27.000 Go to 2.8.

01:22:29.000 Who could have guessed that rapper Nikki Minaj would turn out to be one of the bravest people in the United States?

01:22:36.000 A couple of days ago, we would guess most people watch the show may not have heard of Nikki Minaj.

01:22:42.000 And then she tweeted about the COVID vaccine.

01:22:45.000 She didn't come out against the vaccines.

01:22:47.000 She merely said that as an adult and an American, she should decide whether or not to take the vaccine.

01:22:54.000 Pray about it, she said.

01:22:55.000 Don't be bullied.

01:22:58.000 Things blew up from there.

01:23:00.000 No praying about it.

01:23:01.000 You must submit to being bullied.

01:23:03.000 Those are the new rules.

01:23:04.000 Nikki Minaj wasn't aware of that, and she resisted, and she's still resisting.

01:23:09.000 It's a long and interesting story that has implications for all of us, and Trace Gallagher has agreed tonight to frame it for us, to set it up, to tell us what's going on.

01:23:17.000 And here we get it.

01:23:17.000 Hey, Tracey.

01:23:18.000 So now he has to say that she retweeted my segment, but he can't say that because it looks too incestuous.

01:23:25.000 So he has the other guy say she retweeted this.

01:23:27.000 But go to her.

01:23:30.000 So then she did this Instagram Live.

01:23:34.000 Do I have that here?

01:23:35.000 Yeah, 3-1.

01:23:36.000 3-1, I gotcha.

01:23:39.000 Women can't show their faces if they're famous because it takes them nine hours to put on their makeup. 1.00

01:23:44.000 They're not did up.

01:23:46.000 Yeah.

01:23:48.000 You can't speak for the fear of the mob attacking you.

01:23:56.000 If that doesn't give you chills up and down your fucking spine, this is scary.

01:24:11.000 You should be able to ask questions about anything you're putting inside your body.

01:24:19.000 We ask a bunch of questions about the most simple thing.

01:24:23.000 Oh, bitch, how that glue work? 1.00

01:24:25.000 Do that glue, do that glue really keep the wig down for how many hours?

01:24:31.000 Oh, because if I go in a pool and if I smell it, what then, bitch, how that... 1.00

01:24:34.000 But you can't just innocently ask a question about something going in your body?

01:24:42.000 Do y'all realize that I remember going to China and they were telling us, you know, you cannot speak out against, you know, the people in power there, etc.

01:24:57.000 And I remember all of us thinking, oh, okay, well, you know, we understand and we respect the laws here and, you know, that it's so different where we live.

01:25:07.000 But don't y'all see what's fucking happening?

01:25:13.000 Don't y'all see that we are living now in that time where people will turn their back on you not agreeing.

01:25:24.000 But people will isolate you if you simply speak and ask.

01:25:32.000 Wait a minute.

01:25:32.000 We played Nicki Minaj's the opening song and then we never covered this, right?

01:25:36.000 Correct.

01:25:37.000 That's weird.

01:25:38.000 This is her tweet back to the white nationalist.

01:25:41.000 You know he's a white nationalist, right?

01:25:44.000 Right.

01:25:44.000 I can't speak to, agree with, even look at someone from a political party.

01:25:47.000 People aren't human anymore.

01:25:48.000 If you're black and a Democrat tells you to shove marbles up your ass, you simply have to.

01:25:52.000 Another party tells you to look out for that bus, stand there and get hit.

01:25:56.000 She's sounding pretty intelligent, isn't she?

01:25:57.000 That's well said.

01:25:58.000 The marbles up the ass thing, is that a Patrice O'Neill reference? 1.00

01:26:03.000 I don't know.

01:26:03.000 I never heard of marbles up an ass.

01:26:05.000 Yeah, he would say that he's like, Alex Jones could be completely right about that.

01:26:09.000 They're like, why do they let Alex Jones say stuff about conspiracy theories?

01:26:12.000 Why did they kill him off?

01:26:13.000 He's like, because he, all right, if a guy says, here's the truth and it's some stunning shit, but then that guy also puts marbles up his ass, you're going to be like, that guy's a little nuts.

01:26:23.000 And so Anthony's like, so you're saying he puts marbles in his ass?

01:26:26.000 He's like, yeah, he puts marbles in his ass.

01:26:29.000 It's so funny.

01:26:30.000 It's such a funny way to say it, how that discredits you.

01:26:33.000 So Joy Reed gets on the TV.

01:26:36.000 Let me explain something about Joy Reed.

01:26:38.000 She is an immigrate. 1.00

01:26:41.000 She was born here, but her parents are African rich people, doctors, who came here from the Congo.

01:26:48.000 Her dad was a fucking loser, though, and abandoned the family, as that demographic is wont to do. 1.00

01:26:54.000 But she grew up loaded, and she grew up in Denver, Colorado, around rich white people. 1.00

01:27:00.000 After her mother died, she moved to Brooklyn for an hour and a half and then was like, yo, these are my people.

01:27:06.000 And when I went to college, I was like, yo, I had never met white people before.

01:27:11.000 What?

01:27:11.000 You grew up in Denver, bitch.

01:27:13.000 You've been surrounded by white people your entire life. 0.99

01:27:17.000 And so this goes back to my whole thing about she's not black, okay? 0.99

01:27:22.000 There's nothing black about her.

01:27:24.000 But because racists think that she's the same as Nicki Minaj, then she is the same as Nicki Minaj.

01:27:28.000 This is one of the dumbest things in American philosophy today, where we have to follow the laws of the KKK and their one-drop rule.

01:27:38.000 So listen to her blackify herself while she talks to Nicki Minaj as the two white men sit idly by. 0.59

01:27:45.000 People like Nicki Minaj, I have to say this.

01:27:47.000 You have a platform, sister, that is 22 million followers.

01:27:52.000 Okay, I have 2 million followers.

01:27:54.000 You have 22 million followers on Twitter.

01:27:57.000 For you to use your platform to encourage our community to not protect themselves and save their lives, my God, sister, you could do better than that.

01:28:05.000 You got that platform.

01:28:07.000 It's a blessing.

01:28:08.000 It's a blessing that you got that.

01:28:10.000 That people listen to you.

01:28:11.000 And they listen to you more than they listen to me.

01:28:13.000 For you to use your platform to put people in the position of dying from a disease they don't have to die from, oh my God.

01:28:21.000 As a fan, as a hip-hop fan, as somebody who is your fan, I'm so sad that you did that.

01:28:26.000 So sad that you did that, sister.

01:28:28.000 Oh, my God.

01:28:30.000 She's not your sister.

01:28:31.000 You guys have nothing in common.

01:28:32.000 You're not part of the same community.

01:28:33.000 You're part of the elites.

01:28:35.000 Props to those two guys for not saying, yos, queen, though.

01:28:38.000 Or go off, queen. 0.99

01:28:39.000 Nikki Minaj grew up in the Bronx.

01:28:40.000 She is ghetto. 1.00

01:28:42.000 That woman is not. 0.98

01:28:45.000 And then I'll end this segment with some optimism, too, where Jim Brewer followed Nikki over to Tucker and said, fuck this.

01:28:53.000 I'm not letting you demand my fans get the vax.

01:28:59.000 Now, this is a big deal for Jim Brewer because appearing on Tucker is suicide.

01:29:05.000 It's comedian suicide.

01:29:09.000 Go ahead.

01:29:10.000 Any of my fans forced to come laugh and they got to get a shot in them?

01:29:18.000 And honestly, I got to be honest with you.

01:29:21.000 What really...

01:29:21.000 He's going through a lot.

01:29:23.000 His wife's been sick for a long time.

01:29:24.000 He's taking care of her.

01:29:25.000 He's trying to keep up his thing.

01:29:27.000 He's a Mets fan.

01:29:29.000 Oh, that's probably the whole thing right there.

01:29:32.000 I was at a Mets game once, and he walked by some handicapped dude.

01:29:36.000 Didn't do anything, but I think the guy went, oh, fuck, it's Jim Brewer.

01:29:40.000 And he had a seizure.

01:29:41.000 No.

01:29:42.000 And Jim Brewer didn't see because Jim Brewer had walked past him and gone up the stairs.

01:29:46.000 So I tweeted out, Jim Brewer just gave a guy a seizure at the Mets game.

01:29:51.000 You know, was there's a new narrative, and the new narrative is the unvaccinated are the beast. 0.95

01:29:58.000 Kill the beast. 0.94

01:30:00.000 This program goes on forever.

01:30:02.000 Kill the beast. 0.94

01:30:03.000 The beast is the unvaccinated.

01:30:06.000 Kill them.

01:30:07.000 And when our leader put that out there and pointed the finger, like, we're the demons, I'm not vaccinated.

01:30:15.000 I had COVID.

01:30:16.000 You're not going to tell me about my body.

01:30:19.000 I know my body.

01:30:21.000 I know my morals.

01:30:22.000 I know my faith.

01:30:23.000 You don't come telling me and threaten me and everyone else as if we're the demons.

01:30:29.000 I don't want any of my fans forced to come land.

01:30:34.000 There was two bits that he did on Ant's show when he did the Anthony Cumiya show that he almost did there, and then he kind of like backed away from it.

01:30:42.000 The seal one with the like he like half went into that one and then halfway into like the Beast one.

01:30:49.000 So it's funny.

01:30:49.000 Like Seal.

01:30:51.000 He was on The Anthony Coomier Show.

01:30:53.000 Yeah, yeah, and those two bits he almost went into, he was like, Yeah, I heard you.

01:30:57.000 I heard you.

01:30:57.000 You don't need to repeat it.

01:30:58.000 You're Boeing.

01:30:59.000 You're boring.

01:31:02.000 You're Boeing.

01:31:03.000 I didn't say anything.

01:31:04.000 You're boring.

01:31:05.000 You're Boeing.

01:31:06.000 Boeing.

01:31:07.000 There's no way to win.

01:31:09.000 There's no way.

01:31:12.000 Look at 3-0.

01:31:13.000 Fantastic meme.

01:31:17.000 The great reset will not be stopped by the Nikki's cousins' friends folding balls.

01:31:24.000 That's a real dude who really does dress like that.

01:31:27.000 World Economic Group.

01:31:31.000 One of these elitist German globalists dresses like that for the New World Order. 0.53

01:31:36.000 That's the outfit you wear in the New World Order.

01:31:38.000 All right.

01:31:39.000 Extra long show.

01:31:44.000 Last story as we wind down.

01:31:47.000 This is Russagate is blowing up in everyone's face.

01:31:52.000 The FBI spied on Trump.

01:31:54.000 Hillary okayed it.

01:31:57.000 They had her legal team.

01:32:00.000 RussiaGate is in panic mode.

01:32:01.000 John Derm's desperate flailing indictment of Michael Sussman is hot garbage, but it does confirm the truth of my exclusive of November 7th, breaking the FBI's investigation into the Trump campaign and Alpha Bank in great detail.

01:32:12.000 So they're actually hanging themselves as they try to defend themselves.

01:32:15.000 But if 41 is a better example, where we investigated this.

01:32:22.000 Hillary Clinton-linked lawyer indicted in Russia probe.

01:32:24.000 Update.

01:32:25.000 A grand jury has indicted Michael Sussman, the lawyer accused of making false statements during the 2016 presidential campaign to slander then-candidate Donald Trump in the final months of the election.

01:32:36.000 He lied about the capacity in which he was providing allegations to the FBI of potential cyberlinks between a Russian bank and a company owned by former President Trump.

01:32:47.000 So, to be clear, Hillary Clinton, as part of her campaign, pushed the lie that this isn't COVID anymore, dude, pushed the lie that Trump was being funded by Russia.

01:33:00.000 She is behind that.

01:33:01.000 That's Russia Gate. 0.94

01:33:02.000 Great book by our man Matt Palumbo.

01:33:07.000 Spygate?

01:33:09.000 Yeah.

01:33:10.000 Great book that summarizes it all, Dan Bongino and Matt Palumbo.

01:33:15.000 And it looks like the chickens are coming home to roost on that.

01:33:18.000 All right.

01:33:19.000 I think it's time to check out some letters.

01:33:28.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:33:33.000 Let me touch it.

01:33:36.000 Shit on the floor.

01:33:37.000 What's up, Faggots? 1.00

01:33:38.000 I'm pretty confident that Joe the shit man's ass made a visit to the bathroom at my job.

01:33:42.000 Gavin may also have been involved.

01:33:44.000 Guys, when I told you that it's a Rubik's Cube and it took me months to figure out what happened with that, take into account that I'm not a moron.

01:33:55.000 So, yes, that dude is very weird.

01:34:00.000 That's going to take me a while to figure out.

01:34:02.000 But I got a lot of people coming up with ideas like, oh, he had the beer shits.

01:34:07.000 Dude, if you look back at the photo, there is toilet paper embedded inside of the Nutella.

01:34:15.000 So he had toilet paper up his ass, and then he covered it in shit, and then he put the clump.

01:34:20.000 He thought it was in the toilet, but it was at the back of the toilet.

01:34:22.000 Then he closed it, and it shooped out the side, the back.

01:34:25.000 We never saw these videos, by the way.

01:34:27.000 Oh.

01:34:28.000 So this is a good way to...

01:34:29.000 There's Joe.

01:34:31.000 Please send him money for a new car.

01:34:39.000 Look at the right-hand Joe Cockering.

01:34:41.000 Is this fake?

01:34:45.000 Is this a Carl Pilkington thing?

01:34:49.000 No, he's a retard. 1.00

01:34:54.000 Oh, really?

01:34:55.000 Oh, really?

01:34:56.000 Oh, we're doing this?

01:34:58.000 Oh, really?

01:35:00.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:35:00.000 You serious? 0.87

01:35:01.000 Show another one.

01:35:04.000 This is a good one.

01:35:06.000 Oh, he does this.

01:35:07.000 This is a whole other day.

01:35:09.000 Or not, a whole other time of the day.

01:35:12.000 First one was daylight.

01:35:13.000 This is the sun's gone down.

01:35:14.000 He's still going.

01:35:15.000 I think he does pills.

01:35:17.000 Yeah, this seems very pilly.

01:35:18.000 Well, it's very pilly to drive around a police barricade and think you got shithandled.

01:35:26.000 Hey, it looks like you're feeling good.

01:35:27.000 Time to go home, dude.

01:35:30.000 In your new car.

01:35:34.000 You bonk him?

01:35:35.000 No.

01:35:37.000 His eyes are open.

01:35:38.000 This Irish guy I showed it to is a regular, he goes, aren't you supposed to put pennies in his eyes?

01:35:43.000 You're supposed to close them.

01:35:45.000 It's the noble thing to do.

01:35:54.000 Uh-oh, we're losing him.

01:35:56.000 Wow.

01:35:57.000 Ah, Joe.

01:36:00.000 My dad loves Joe stories.

01:36:03.000 Who is this Joe?

01:36:04.000 He goes, I need to get back to that pub.

01:36:07.000 How is Joe?

01:36:08.000 Oh, yeah.

01:36:09.000 Yeah, because every day there's a new story.

01:36:11.000 I mean, I told everyone about the $2.9 million that he's being sent from South Africa, right?

01:36:17.000 Yes.

01:36:18.000 And it got caught up in customs in Manchester.

01:36:22.000 Exactly as Maddie Odell predicted.

01:36:23.000 He's like, okay, this is what's going to happen, Joe.

01:36:26.000 You're going to get the fucking money.

01:36:28.000 They're going to say it got caught up at customs, and they're going to need a $2,000 deposit to get it out.

01:36:33.000 He paid the deposit.

01:36:36.000 Oh, my.

01:36:38.000 And then now he gets really mad when you bring it up.

01:36:41.000 Next person that brings that up is going right through that fucking window.

01:36:45.000 We're like, Joe, I'm about 200 pounds, 196.

01:36:49.000 Those windows...

01:36:50.000 They're iron.

01:36:52.000 You're going to have to have incredible force to launch a body through a window that has an iron grate.

01:36:57.000 Are you serious?

01:36:58.000 Serious?

01:36:58.000 Enough with the ball breaking, guys.

01:37:01.000 No, it's never enough, my friend.

01:37:04.000 See, the problem with ball breaking is you don't want to pick on a.

01:37:07.000 You want to pick on someone your own size.

01:37:09.000 And when he got that $100 tip on Veterans Day by pretending he was a Marine, all bets are off.

01:37:16.000 Hi, Gavin, Emperor of the Fag Zone. 1.00

01:37:18.000 This is South African Baby Monster. 1.00

01:37:19.000 I'm a South African commercial diver immigrating to BC, Canada.

01:37:23.000 I am, aka a boar, and loved the shoot the boar episode.

01:37:28.000 White genocide is currently A reality in South Africa.

01:37:31.000 There's no more work for us, white South Africans.

01:37:33.000 Basically, reverse apartheid.

01:37:35.000 Yes.

01:37:36.000 And it's amazing that there's a whole movement dedicated to proving the opposite.

01:37:55.000 He's saying kiss instead of kill.

01:38:00.000 Thank you for supporting us and spreading the word to those who live in Clown World. 1.00

01:38:04.000 Anyways, do you think I'm making the right decision moving in BC?

01:38:06.000 Yes.

01:38:07.000 Every time I meet, like I met this Australian au pair the other day because rich people have au-pairs for some weird reason.

01:38:15.000 And I was like, defect.

01:38:18.000 Like, you can stay in my attic, Anne Frank.

01:38:20.000 Don't fucking go back there.

01:38:22.000 It's literally the rape capital of the world. 0.99

01:38:26.000 Do not go back.

01:38:27.000 And I could see her owner getting kind of mad that I was talking to his pet.

01:38:31.000 Would you rather, Kayla McKinney or Carly Shimkiss?

01:38:37.000 I have a lot of respect for Kaylee, but she's not really my type.

01:38:42.000 But let me see, Carly Shimkiss. 0.73

01:38:44.000 Are you pulling up these two people?

01:38:48.000 Oh, I know Carly Shimkiss. 1.00

01:38:52.000 She got cheated on by her husband right after she gave birth. 0.99

01:38:58.000 Damn.

01:38:59.000 So she became super Christian now.

01:39:01.000 But she's really intelligent, and she went and busted open the whole spring break thing.

01:39:07.000 And it was a fascinating news piece she did because girls are getting gang raped and not complaining. 1.00

01:39:13.000 Black dudes are running a train on these white girls who were so high on Xanax they didn't care. 1.00

01:39:18.000 Yeah, of course Carly Shimkins.

01:39:20.000 She looks like Jessica Simpson. 1.00

01:39:22.000 Kayleigh McKinney is.

01:39:26.000 She's Bill Schultz's fucking second... 1.00

01:39:30.000 What do you call that?

01:39:33.000 Rebound or her second.

01:39:35.000 Sloppy seconds.

01:39:36.000 Sloppy seconds.

01:39:38.000 All right, moving right along.

01:39:40.000 Beer shits.

01:39:41.000 Some guy wants to show us that he's constantly wiping his ass with a wet paper towel.

01:39:45.000 That's nice.

01:39:46.000 Thank you for the update.

01:39:47.000 Okay.

01:39:48.000 What was it?

01:39:52.000 Some guy from Norway, who's 18, sends me a letter from his lawyer saying they want to cancel their subscription.

01:40:02.000 Yes.

01:40:03.000 And I said, why are you canceling and why'd you get a lawyer involved?

01:40:08.000 It's so weird to get a cancellation that's not from the email that you signed up for.

01:40:13.000 His parents probably caught him watching it and he got in big trubs.

01:40:16.000 Hey, Gav, Maddie, and a guy that's a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix.

01:40:19.000 The other day, Gavin was asking if there was a firearm that could shoot multiple calibers.

01:40:24.000 If you have a shotgun, there is.

01:40:25.000 This little guy is my best option.

01:40:27.000 Yeah.

01:40:28.000 I feel like I've seen this.

01:40:30.000 A guy doing a review on this.

01:40:32.000 Huh.

01:40:33.000 And there's, yeah, those types of guns are good for like end-of-the-world scrounging, and then you find ammo.

01:40:39.000 What up, niggas? 1.00

01:40:39.000 Saw this on Telegram, and I'm pretty sure it's Gazzi Kodzo leading the chant. 1.00

01:40:44.000 It is.

01:40:46.000 So this is awesome that Nicki Minaj's fans are now becoming the leading anti-vax movement.

01:41:02.000 That is him.

01:41:14.000 Whatever happened to their land in Arizona.

01:41:18.000 Remember that?

01:41:18.000 Yep.

01:41:25.000 I love how proud boys and domestic terrorists are the biggest threat to America, yet you had those black dudes, fully armed militia who disappeared into the woods a couple months ago. 0.99

01:41:33.000 Remember that?

01:41:34.000 Yep.

01:41:36.000 Some of the best norm stuff, doing a stupid YouTube awards thing in his fucking sweatpants.

01:41:40.000 We've all seen that, right?

01:41:41.000 You just played it.

01:41:42.000 Dear retarded, pube-bearded, Gavin, last GML you said that Virginia doesn't count as the South. 1.00

01:41:48.000 Please learn where the fucking Mason-Dixon line is and where the capital of the Confederacy was.

01:41:53.000 Unfortunately, you've spent a large part of your life in NYC, which strips you of having any kind of culture or roots to a historic or patriotic area.

01:42:01.000 So city slickers like you go to D.C. and think that that's all there is to Virginia.

01:42:05.000 Go fuck yourself, in all caps.

01:42:08.000 This is from a woman, by the way.

01:42:10.000 And stop disrespecting everyone who lives in the southern part of the state.

01:42:13.000 Believe it or not, the south isn't just Nashville, Tennessee, Savannah, Georgia.

01:42:17.000 Places like Nashville are actually less culturally southern than southern Virginia because of the massive hordes of Californians and New Yorkers moving in.

01:42:26.000 And she ends it with, fuck you, Amy. 1.00

01:42:29.000 Not with any heels on or anything.

01:42:32.000 Just a regular fucking Amy. 1.00

01:42:34.000 She's a sassy broad. 1.00

01:42:39.000 War on drugs.

01:42:39.000 I just wanted to comment about the caller from last night who used the broken windows thing to justify the war on drugs.

01:42:44.000 I get what he's saying, and I think he has a good point.

01:42:46.000 But when you give it some thought, it makes no sense.

01:42:48.000 Here's why.

01:42:49.000 One, there are millions of productive members of society who take drugs.

01:42:52.000 Two, the penalties for jumping a turnstile or breaking a window are reasonable.

01:42:57.000 Three, the penalties for taking drugs can ruin a life worse than the drugs themselves.

01:43:02.000 Why should otherwise law-abiding...

01:43:05.000 He says in some cases, I don't know, dude.

01:43:07.000 Have you seen fucking New York and Philadelphia these days?

01:43:10.000 Why should otherwise law-abiding citizens be punished because of human trafficking?

01:43:14.000 Maybe I'd be more open to it if the drug penalties weren't such a big deal.

01:43:17.000 I don't take drugs, but I really don't care for the war on drugs because it's really a war on Americans.

01:43:21.000 Americans take drugs. 0.97

01:43:23.000 One last related thing.

01:43:24.000 Maddie mentioned that he can get any drug, prescription or street.

01:43:28.000 I had an idea as he said that.

01:43:30.000 What if Maddie decided to use his powers for good and help doctors acquire things like ivermectin? 0.64

01:43:35.000 I have learned that these drugs are becoming harder and harder to come by.

01:43:38.000 I work for a doctor who struggles to locate it for people who need it.

01:43:41.000 He recently treated my mother and stepfather for COVID.

01:43:44.000 He has to sneak around to do his job now.

01:43:46.000 I've heard that from many doctors, that they get interrogated.

01:43:49.000 Back in hydroclochloroquine days, they would get interrogated by the pharmacy.

01:43:54.000 Why are you prescribing this?

01:43:57.000 He had to go to their house and treat them on the back porch.

01:43:59.000 Fucking ridiculous.

01:44:00.000 Dude, we live in the South.

01:44:02.000 What the fuck?

01:44:03.000 Thank you for all the hours of pure and totally uncut entertainment.

01:44:07.000 Foreskin entertainment, we call it.

01:44:18.000 Should we read this?

01:44:19.000 Alright.

01:44:20.000 I found this cool Barcelona punk band called The Violets.

01:44:23.000 Called Violets.

01:44:23.000 It was a weird gift from the YouTube algorithm.

01:44:25.000 I found them while searching for something else.

01:44:32.000 Okay, jump in the middle. 0.91

01:44:39.000 Boring.

01:44:40.000 You're boring.

01:44:43.000 On a side note, one of my past letters, I talked about Tila Tequila.

01:44:47.000 Her channel has been golden for the last few years.

01:44:49.000 She posts content like every six hours, believing she's God's bride.

01:44:53.000 God keeps dropping all these like crazy revelation bombs and explosions and you know it's burning like fire in my bones like Jeremiah.

01:45:02.000 So I cannot keep silent about it because if I keep silent about it, like this is when meth heads discover the Bible. 0.88

01:45:10.000 And it's great for them because it's basically infinite.

01:45:13.000 So they keep going deeper and deeper and deeper.

01:45:16.000 Weird.

01:45:21.000 Okay.

01:45:22.000 He's apologizing for how shitty this letter is.

01:45:24.000 I guess I should be too.

01:45:27.000 This is Lily Lou.

01:45:29.000 He's a transgendered body mod punk who leads an alt-life tattoo shop called Psy World, and he's pretty fucking cool.

01:45:35.000 He's kind of a freak, yeah.

01:45:37.000 Oh, yeah?

01:45:38.000 What makes you say that?

01:45:41.000 I guess we have to watch the video to find out why he might be a freak.

01:45:48.000 So far, so good.

01:45:50.000 Dory Veg.

01:45:52.000 Mental illness abounds.

01:45:54.000 Ooh, that tongue thing makes me...

01:45:56.000 This is like this level of mental illness makes me dizzy.

01:46:00.000 Like that lizard woman have easy answers for the complicated questions of life. 1.00

01:46:11.000 Yeah.

01:46:16.000 No, don't.

01:46:20.000 Ah.

01:46:21.000 That full gender thing is just such a weird topic. 1.00

01:46:24.000 Did he cut his fingers off?

01:46:28.000 It kind of looks like it.

01:46:29.000 I can't.

01:46:29.000 Stop.

01:46:30.000 Stop.

01:46:30.000 Okay.

01:46:31.000 I'm dizzy.

01:46:32.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

01:46:35.000 That was tough.

01:46:57.000 Let's do 4-4, man.

01:46:58.000 Barfing Infinite Water.

01:47:01.000 This is how you know it's time to get off the internet.

01:47:15.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:47:16.000 Chanyun! 0.84

01:47:17.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:47:19.000 Jesus!

01:47:29.000 Okay.

01:47:31.000 A little alarm.

01:47:32.000 Do we just resume?

01:47:33.000 Let's just keep going.

01:47:35.000 That hurt my ears.

01:47:36.000 That's the loudest sound in the world.

01:47:38.000 You have hurt me ears today.

01:47:52.000 What is happening?

01:47:53.000 I somehow feel like it's cold too.

01:47:57.000 Well, compared to the arid heat of Africa.

01:48:01.000 So that's it, folks.

01:48:03.000 Thank you for joining us.

01:48:04.000 Have a great weekend.

01:48:05.000 Ladies and gentlemen, the weekend.

01:48:07.000 I hope that I didn't bum everyone out by saying that they don't care that they're being caught with their hypocrisy because they control everything.

01:48:15.000 Yes, that's true, but we are not powerless.

01:48:17.000 America is a very unique country.

01:48:20.000 We got that entire board fired.

01:48:23.000 We got that critical race theory guy fired.

01:48:26.000 There are victories.

01:48:27.000 We got Jim Brewer, Nicki Minaj on Tucker Carlson's side saying, question the narrative.

01:48:33.000 So there is hope out there.

01:48:36.000 And you have to know that you have power.

01:48:38.000 And the most powerful thing you can do is start a family.

01:48:42.000 Put a ring on it.

01:48:44.000 Make a baby.

01:48:47.000 Quit porn.

01:48:48.000 Clean your room.

01:48:49.000 Work hard, but more importantly, work smart.

01:48:53.000 Is this job right for you?

01:48:55.000 Care about your job.

01:48:56.000 Go in on the weekend.

01:48:58.000 Come up with ideas for your boss.

01:49:01.000 And if it's not for you, then get fired.

01:49:04.000 Get in trouble.

01:49:05.000 Be brave.

01:49:06.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 17, 2021

S04E30 - FIGHTING BACK

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