Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S04E50 - ONE OF US

00:00:44.000 There's no video for that, right?

00:00:45.000 It's just SoundCloud.

00:00:46.000 Yeah.

00:00:47.000 I guess he's a SoundCloud rapper.

00:00:50.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:00:53.000 That was Negative XP, aka Shooter.

00:00:58.000 Formerly school shooter.

00:00:59.000 Formerly school shooter.

00:01:01.000 That's a thing with the kids where when they have a 4chan dude they like, they frame him and make it look like he shot up a school.

00:01:10.000 They do it to Sam Hyde on a regular basis.

00:01:12.000 People fall for it on a regular basis.

00:01:14.000 And they did that to this Dolt Fontana.

00:01:17.000 Tony Fontana?

00:01:18.000 Tony Fontana.

00:01:20.000 Wow, yeah, he has a mob name.

00:01:23.000 This was the guy we were talking about last week who said conservatives will not make the next big thing.

00:01:29.000 They're too square.

00:01:30.000 They're boring.

00:01:31.000 And I didn't know who he was back then, but that irked me.

00:01:36.000 And it's been sticking with me for a while because I hate the concept of you saying someone with a certain political belief can't create art.

00:01:47.000 And the other thing that pisses me off about it is the way that this political belief is depicted in modern clown world, which is if you're not raping girls in the bathroom dressed as a woman in a trans skirt in high school, 0.57

00:02:04.000 you're Pat Buchanan.

00:02:06.000 Like they just do not allow for any nuance outside of them.

00:02:10.000 And the craziest part is, too, they depict their world as this over-the-top.

00:02:17.000 This is driving me fucking nuts.

00:02:21.000 Every time I sit down, my tile goes doodly doot, doodly doot, doodly doot, bedeep dope.

00:02:28.000 To let you know.

00:02:29.000 To let me know that I have an ass.

00:02:34.000 But their depiction of their own core beliefs is not Cornell West.

00:02:39.000 This is not free speech liberals.

00:02:40.000 This is not Dave Rubin.

00:02:42.000 This is lunatics, AOC, trillion dollar, multi-trillion dollar green new deals, calling half the country domestic terrorists.

00:02:55.000 If you don't support that, then you must be a Nazi yourself. 0.54

00:03:00.000 If you don't think that half the country are domestic terrorists who are going to kill us all and way scarier than any jihadists, then you are a Nazi.

00:03:11.000 What?

00:03:12.000 Like, separate yourself from it.

00:03:15.000 Just land from outer space and hear that argument.

00:03:18.000 You just go, what?

00:03:19.000 If you were reading about Spain in the 1700s and there was a group that had this criteria and everyone else was seen as a radical if you didn't follow these insane beliefs that men and women don't exist and all that shit, you'd go, that sounds like bullshit.

00:03:36.000 I know I'm out of context.

00:03:37.000 I'm not in Spain hundreds of years ago, but that sounds like fucking bullshit.

00:03:44.000 And that brought me to the sort of incel thing I've been ignoring.

00:03:48.000 I didn't give Virgin Fest and the incel movement enough credence because of some personal pet peeves I have.

00:03:55.000 I hate that grown men play video games.

00:03:59.000 I hate anime and any kind of glorification of fucking Sailor Moon type shit, whatever the new ones are called, because you're sexualizing young children.

00:04:11.000 And just like video games, it's a permanent fantilization.

00:04:15.000 And thirdly, I hate live streaming.

00:04:17.000 I hate the sitting there and the getting the comments with no prep whatsoever.

00:04:22.000 Like I spend hours preparing for the show, try to keep it amusing.

00:04:26.000 But for someone just to sit there and go, what's this bird which is a bald eagle?

00:04:31.000 I don't know what that is.

00:04:32.000 Like that's not entertainment.

00:04:35.000 That's like when we were 13, we'd be talking to girls on the phone for four hours.

00:04:43.000 And they would be babysitting sometimes and they would read a kid's book and you just sit there listening to a kid's book like you're killing time, which is not what entertainment is about.

00:04:52.000 So anyway, Anthony Fentano is the guy who said that and he said it because I've since learned that he was kind of an Edge Lord Sam Hyde type of guy.

00:05:05.000 And they did the mass shooter thing.

00:05:08.000 He freaked out and sued the newspaper for using his picture for a mass shooter, which is gay and boring and not funny. 0.99

00:05:15.000 And then Fader did an article on how he has an alt-right YouTube page, which wasn't at all.

00:05:23.000 It was just a silly YouTube page.

00:05:25.000 I think he sued them too because that's gone.

00:05:27.000 And then he turned on all his old buddies, the Sam Hyde types.

00:05:32.000 Oh, there we go.

00:05:33.000 I knew it.

00:05:34.000 You could just tell.

00:05:34.000 If he's going to sue that one place, he's going to sue the others.

00:05:40.000 And he turned on all them and said, no, they're evil.

00:05:44.000 And that's why he said the conservative thing that haunted me and pissed me off for so many days.

00:05:49.000 And then I realized that this new thing, like the new punk, whatever, kind of is this music.

00:05:57.000 And they say that good art comes from oppression.

00:06:00.000 These guys have been sequestered.

00:06:03.000 Like first they get told, you, oh wait, told off.

00:06:06.000 I want to hear that.

00:06:06.000 I haven't seen it yet.

00:06:08.000 First they get told, you either suck a woman's penis or you're a transphobe.

00:06:14.000 That's what sex is.

00:06:15.000 So if you don't suck a woman's penis, no one's fucking you and you're going to be involuntarily celibate. 0.97

00:06:21.000 And they go, huh, those aren't great options, but okay, I guess I'll choose involuntarily celibate.

00:06:28.000 And then they said, you can't do concerts.

00:06:30.000 We don't want you on YouTube.

00:06:31.000 You're banned from social media.

00:06:32.000 All right, I guess I'll do SoundCloud and 4chan.

00:06:35.000 And you can't have concerts.

00:06:36.000 You can't have venues because you're racist.

00:06:38.000 What are you talking about?

00:06:39.000 Racist?

00:06:39.000 Where does all this come from?

00:06:40.000 I just didn't want to suck a woman's dick. 1.00

00:06:42.000 No, you're evil.

00:06:44.000 So they have a festival out in the forest.

00:06:48.000 And what happens?

00:06:50.000 It gets crashed by losers, but it also, they attack the woman who organized the thing. 0.97

00:06:54.000 They're in the middle of the fucking woods.

00:06:57.000 Leave them alone.

00:07:00.000 Get off of their lawn.

00:07:02.000 You fucking fascist pigs.

00:07:05.000 The ones screaming, keep it real the loudest are the ones the most full of shit.

00:07:09.000 The ones yelling about fascism the most are the fucking fascists.

00:07:14.000 So that pissed me off.

00:07:16.000 And there's a girl who organized Virgin Fest, Raven, I think her name is.

00:07:20.000 That's so Raven.

00:07:23.000 And she got pilloried for this.

00:07:25.000 See if you can dig her up.

00:07:27.000 I want to get her on the show.

00:07:28.000 Sure.

00:07:29.000 I know this is a little last minute, but it's what I was thinking of on the way to work today as I just stared at unemployed men dressed like children.

00:07:36.000 Look at the guy's 40, black guy.

00:07:38.000 He's got a Wu-Tang clan shirt on and a backpack with a bunch of junk in it.

00:07:42.000 Clearly unemployed.

00:07:43.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:07:44.000 Grow the fuck up, Wu-Tang clan?

00:07:47.000 You have a band on your shirt at fucking 40-something?

00:07:50.000 That's okay for a teenager like her.

00:07:52.000 Yeah, she calls herself a teen in this video.

00:07:55.000 I love how she's...

00:07:56.000 Look at that, health conscious.

00:07:59.000 I am a gigantic fat pig that's dying.

00:08:02.000 I'm inhaling carcinogenic chemicals that are on fire into my face, but I don't want to get COVID.

00:08:09.000 Actually, it kind of makes sense because someone like that is the most vulnerable to COVID.

00:08:14.000 So they, how did they know they were Antifa?

00:08:18.000 I think they were saying shit, and like this guy here, he.

00:08:24.000 By the way, these are our enemies.

00:08:26.000 Antifa shows up with a pack of Palmauls and a fucking $200 Hallie Hansen jacket. 0.99

00:08:37.000 You're the one asshole that looks like a douchebag.

00:08:39.000 You look like an asshole. 0.63

00:08:41.000 You're the one asshole that looks like a douchebag.

00:08:45.000 I'm putting tats on these kids.

00:08:47.000 I'm a gay furry.

00:08:48.000 I'm a left-leaned gay furry.

00:08:50.000 And like, I mean, these people are cool.

00:08:52.000 People are fucking cool as shit.

00:08:55.000 You're not the cool.

00:08:57.000 Fuck off.

00:09:01.000 So he tries to explain to him.

00:09:04.000 That's the girl I want on the show. 0.99

00:09:06.000 She's the organizer. 0.70

00:09:06.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with the airbrush shirt. 0.70

00:09:09.000 Yeah.

00:09:10.000 But he's saying, you know, this is for like angsty teens that want to express themselves.

00:09:14.000 She's like, I'm an angsty teen.

00:09:15.000 She's like, you're a teen?

00:09:17.000 So she goes up, tries to disrupt the whole thing by standing next to the performer. 0.98

00:09:22.000 That's her idea of a good time.

00:09:23.000 Okay.

00:09:24.000 And they do a middle finger.

00:09:27.000 That's a weird middle finger, isn't it?

00:09:29.000 I don't like that.

00:09:30.000 Let me see your middle finger.

00:09:32.000 We've done this before, but sure.

00:09:34.000 I don't want to point it at you because you're my boss and I respect you.

00:09:37.000 So I'll put it here.

00:09:38.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:09:41.000 Yeah, that's a normal one.

00:09:43.000 You could do this.

00:09:45.000 Yeah, no.

00:09:46.000 It should look like you're trying to put up someone's ass.

00:09:48.000 Because I think that's somewhere into the mythology of the fuck you finger.

00:09:53.000 This is a good one.

00:09:54.000 What is this shit?

00:09:55.000 If you just throw it up.

00:09:57.000 Nah, I don't like it.

00:09:58.000 This is weird.

00:09:59.000 My friend used to do this.

00:10:00.000 Like when somebody's, we would shoot down an idea he had.

00:10:03.000 He was the rapper in our band, and he would just go, not even point at anybody.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, I kind of like that.

00:10:08.000 It's fun.

00:10:09.000 That's still better like this.

00:10:10.000 Right.

00:10:11.000 You know what I did to Larry today with my gloves on?

00:10:13.000 What?

00:10:13.000 I go, guess what's going on right now?

00:10:15.000 Under the glove?

00:10:16.000 And he goes, what?

00:10:17.000 I go, I'm giving you the finger.

00:10:21.000 He pinned you against a wall, and I thought he would surely have your lunch.

00:10:26.000 But he showed mercy on you the other day.

00:10:28.000 He didn't show mercy on me.

00:10:30.000 A frog was messing with a tiger.

00:10:32.000 I just let him play up against my leg.

00:10:34.000 The frog in the tiger.

00:10:38.000 So look what they do as she's leaving.

00:10:42.000 What is she even saying?

00:10:46.000 I think she ultimately wants to be part of this.

00:10:49.000 I think this crashing it was joining it.

00:10:52.000 Yeah, but she doesn't know how to make friends. 1.00

00:10:54.000 Frito hat.

00:10:56.000 I mean, she's got to be in cell.

00:10:58.000 Look how bad he feels too.

00:10:59.000 He's like, I had to do it.

00:11:02.000 Yep.

00:11:02.000 You got to, you know?

00:11:04.000 It's like just doing your part.

00:11:05.000 Kicking out the trash.

00:11:06.000 Got to put Fritos on a stupid bitch. 1.00

00:11:12.000 That's a drop.

00:11:15.000 So the opening song was fuck Anthony Fauci, and that was Fauci, Anthony Fantano, and that was shooters saying, fuck this guy.

00:11:23.000 And I have a problem with critics, by the way.

00:11:25.000 I'll never forget Dash Snow.

00:11:27.000 20 years ago, when I was doing Vice, he said, I don't understand why you run around a little notepad writing about what other people are doing and then documenting it and taking pictures and writing it up.

00:11:37.000 Like, why don't you just do a thing?

00:11:40.000 And of course, if you're a critic, you're here.

00:11:42.000 If you're creating the stuff, you're up here.

00:11:45.000 If you're consuming it, you don't have to worry about the hierarchy.

00:11:47.000 You're on your own having a gay old time. 0.97

00:11:50.000 But like listening to records that bands have painstakingly put together and being like, what I find really interesting on this third track.

00:12:02.000 I started barfing there.

00:12:04.000 Is pathetic.

00:12:06.000 For example, Sisko and Ebert, right?

00:12:09.000 The most accomplished critics of all time.

00:12:12.000 Have you ever seen their fucking movie?

00:12:14.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:15.000 The Valley of the Dolls?

00:12:16.000 It's shocking.

00:12:18.000 Or the red letter media guys who do the Star Wars reviews with the funny Dream Wars, like Dersh.

00:12:24.000 They're really funny reviews.

00:12:26.000 But I checked out a movie they did and it was unwatchable.

00:12:29.000 Unwatchable.

00:12:32.000 So, okay, so that's, we got that out of the way.

00:12:35.000 Now let's hear the Sam Hyde thing.

00:12:37.000 Because everyone is rightfully mad at him for, you know, jumping on the bandwagon.

00:12:41.000 Then as soon as the shit got hot out, they went, no, it's not.

00:12:44.000 I hate those people.

00:12:46.000 He's anti-art.

00:12:53.000 He's not responding to this, by the way.

00:12:59.000 Your favorite songs might be a leap with old boy with Fupa.

00:13:02.000 I see you.

00:13:02.000 I'm going to loop the Fintano for grabbing me.

00:13:04.000 Tweeting at me, but the nigga ain't had me. 1.00

00:13:08.000 He's falling off.

00:13:13.000 I just made that happen to me.

00:13:17.000 If I was Fintando, I get me a rifle. 1.00

00:13:19.000 Kill Fantano.

00:13:20.000 Right hand on the Bible.

00:13:33.000 Are you a critic?

00:13:33.000 And they fell on no record.

00:13:34.000 Back on record, you said the world record.

00:13:35.000 I'ma do him my world.

00:13:36.000 Make sure that you record.

00:13:38.000 I'ma hold him down while you shoot at his teeth. 1.00

00:13:40.000 Quick, hold him up. 0.99

00:13:41.000 I'ma shoot at his teeth. 0.98

00:13:41.000 Shooting at his balls, I don't want him to peep. 0.98

00:13:43.000 I think he's a mummy. 0.54

00:13:44.000 Why would he bleed?

00:13:45.000 Catch that nigga riding like a thief. 1.00

00:13:46.000 Popping the perfect Pokemon weed.

00:13:48.000 Napping his wife be scared.

00:13:54.000 Sam Hyde was on Fantano's show.

00:13:56.000 Yeah.

00:13:58.000 And he said, he had a great bit.

00:14:00.000 Sam Hyde did.

00:14:01.000 He goes, I will beat the living shit out of Lena Dunham. 1.00

00:14:06.000 Fuck her up. 1.00

00:14:07.000 Right.

00:14:07.000 Within an inch of her life.

00:14:08.000 Kill her afterwards. 0.99

00:14:10.000 Beat her mercilessly.

00:14:11.000 Smash her face in till her brains are all over the place.

00:14:16.000 If she ever did something that allowed me to do that legally.

00:14:19.000 In self-defense.

00:14:22.000 I would never do that otherwise.

00:14:25.000 You have an egg-shaped penis like Christine. 0.97

00:14:28.000 So I think their biggest hit, right?

00:14:31.000 These guys, what do we call these guys?

00:14:34.000 The incel crew?

00:14:36.000 They're incels.

00:14:37.000 The incel crew.

00:14:38.000 Good work, Ryan.

00:14:41.000 There's something better than that.

00:14:42.000 But his big hit was the Scott Pilgrim song.

00:14:44.000 It's called the Incel Movement.

00:14:46.000 No, not necessarily, dude.

00:14:49.000 There's the incel movement like that documentary we saw.

00:14:52.000 What was that?

00:14:53.000 No GF.

00:14:55.000 Life sucks.

00:14:56.000 The feeling when no girl cores.

00:14:57.000 Like Incel Core is much better word than the incel crew or the incel movement.

00:15:04.000 So just because you're involuntarily celibate doesn't mean you're at Virgin Fest.

00:15:12.000 But this, just for us old timers, let's go back to their Hound Dog, their original rock and roll hit.

00:15:21.000 Scott Pilgrim.

00:15:22.000 I was going to send this to my daughter, and then luckily I watched the entire video, and there's stuff towards the end about these girls get so sexual with porn and stuff. 1.00

00:15:31.000 They're saying shit like, daddy, come in my mouth.

00:15:33.000 I almost sent my daughter something that has those lyrics at the end.

00:16:02.000 Wait, go back.

00:16:05.000 Anthony Fantano is behind my head in that shot.

00:16:09.000 Wait, I think I just saw him.

00:16:11.000 No, no, not one of those pictures, dumbass.

00:16:15.000 This unimportantly uses these to find new music.

00:16:25.000 And we featured this song on the show before and loved it.

00:16:28.000 In fact, our own Hallowed, we talked about shit last year.

00:16:35.000 But this is forming into something else much more consequential.

00:16:39.000 And it's not just guys who weren't invited to the cool party making their own music on their own time.

00:16:44.000 Now, it's a reaction to this left-wing fascism that the entire country is under, which is sort of the theme of this show.

00:16:53.000 We'll talk about the meandering.

00:16:54.000 Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordine in solitary for 25 days is the same problem.

00:17:00.000 It's the same thing.

00:17:01.000 It's tyranny.

00:17:03.000 Now, in the first half, we've got this incel tyranny where fucking losers like Fantano have decided that if you don't go with the radical left, then you are radical right.

00:17:14.000 You're 100% with us.

00:17:15.000 You're 100% against us.

00:17:16.000 And he's only doing that because they threatened him.

00:17:22.000 So it's cultural.

00:17:23.000 We have cultural tyranny where you have to be part of this ridiculous group or you're a Nazi.

00:17:28.000 And then we have political tyranny where you have to follow Joe Biden of all people, my pet Biden, or you go to jail.

00:17:35.000 And if you wreck stuff, you can burn down the country for two years if you're on the radical left.

00:17:40.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:17:41.000 That's fine.

00:17:42.000 35 people dead in the riots, 3 billion worth of damage.

00:17:45.000 Don't worry about it.

00:17:47.000 But if you make a rude gesture towards the White House, you're pro-Trump and Biden is about to be in office.

00:17:55.000 You're a Nazi.

00:17:56.000 Meanwhile, the fucking Kavanaugh protesters stormed the Capitol. 0.96

00:18:00.000 And no one knows about this.

00:18:03.000 The Black Panthers took over the Capitol with weapons.

00:18:09.000 In, I think it was 68, the Black Panthers went in there.

00:18:16.000 I don't know what maybe it was after MLK was shot.

00:18:19.000 They went in there in the Capitol, armed, took it over.

00:18:22.000 And what did America think?

00:18:23.000 That's cool.

00:18:26.000 Black privilege. 0.83

00:18:28.000 What year was that?

00:18:33.000 Look, everyone loves it.

00:18:34.000 And I'm not going to lie, it does look cool.

00:18:38.000 Capital's invaded?

00:18:41.000 That would be May 2nd, 1967.

00:18:43.000 Ah.

00:18:45.000 Interesting that Martin Luther King was shot but a year or two later.

00:18:52.000 Like checking your papers.

00:18:53.000 They're like, you do have a permit to be here with guns.

00:18:55.000 Oh, I hate that dumb myth.

00:18:57.000 Like, the NRA wants everyone to have guns until they see black people with guns.

00:19:00.000 It's just false.

00:19:02.000 They don't give a fuck.

00:19:03.000 They want everyone to have a fucking gun, all American citizens.

00:19:06.000 Anyway, so go back to our guy, Boom Boom, just to remind, I would be remiss if I didn't include our own people.

00:19:13.000 Keep fighting, stay brave.

00:19:15.000 No, I'm going to 1-3.

00:19:30.000 I used to play this with him.

00:19:31.000 This is cool.

00:19:32.000 Talk about the overlap with this culture and political tyranny.

00:19:35.000 There's Kyle Rittenhouse and St. Louis guy.

00:19:38.000 And St. Louis guy in meme clothes or with meme heads.

00:20:02.000 So we covered that.

00:20:05.000 And let me just go to one, jump ahead to 1.8 as the origin behind this radicalization of young men.

00:20:14.000 This is, oh, this was from Schuter himself.

00:20:17.000 This is what people who have sex look like.

00:20:22.000 Does that sound up?

00:20:23.000 And then Stone Toss, he's got a comic out today that also summarizes it beautifully.

00:20:29.000 I started doing the no-nut November thing.

00:20:31.000 Why?

00:20:32.000 To get healthier.

00:20:33.000 How so?

00:20:34.000 And look at the fucking bedroom with the butt plugs and the furries and the pills and the anime shit.

00:20:42.000 And the flashlight and SSRI bottle.

00:20:48.000 Okay, that brings us to the meandering.

00:20:51.000 Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:20:52.000 He better walk.

00:20:54.000 He had better fucking walk or I'm going to be mad.

00:20:58.000 Yeah, this is a good, a well-themed show.

00:21:00.000 This is all pieced together because then we got LGBT after that.

00:21:06.000 And ideally, Rachel at some point.

00:21:09.000 Oh, we've already skipped over her, I guess.

00:21:11.000 Wait, no, no.

00:21:12.000 It's okay because this all goes together.

00:21:14.000 So Rachel could come in at any time.

00:21:16.000 Raven.

00:21:17.000 Raven, sorry.

00:21:19.000 That's so Rachel.

00:21:20.000 So anyway, jumping ahead here, I emailed this guy, Dominic Mastrangello.

00:21:28.000 A lot of WAPs on today's episode.

00:21:30.000 And I said, what's with the Proud Boys in lowercase?

00:21:33.000 Is that like a little passive-aggressive thing?

00:21:35.000 Like when white is lowercase and black is uppercase?

00:21:39.000 Look at that.

00:21:40.000 Even in the header, they make Proud Boys lowercase.

00:21:44.000 What a weird flex, as they say.

00:21:47.000 So we're abandoning the cultural tyranny, getting into political tyranny and the meandering.

00:21:52.000 Fox Nation, which is Fox's sort of digital imprint, Tucker has a thing on there that just came out about the January 6th attack.

00:22:02.000 It's really good.

00:22:04.000 I have a stupid pet peeve I'm reluctant to even share with you.

00:22:10.000 Oh, they talk about the fire hydrant lie.

00:22:13.000 Turn it up.

00:22:22.000 A rioter hit Officer Signick in the head with a fire extinguisher.

00:22:26.000 Hit him in the head with a fire extinguisher, bludgeoned with a fire extinguisher.

00:22:30.000 There's just one problem with this story.

00:22:33.000 It never happened.

00:22:34.000 The New York Times has quietly retracted its story about the death of Capitol Police Officer Brian Sicknick.

00:22:40.000 There was no such thing.

00:22:42.000 There was no fire extinguisher involved at all.

00:22:44.000 And the paper is backpedaling, admitting that it's possible he was never even hit at all.

00:22:49.000 New York Times retracted the story.

00:22:51.000 They moved to a different story.

00:22:53.000 Cater is seen spraying bear spray into the face of Officer Brian Sicknick.

00:22:58.000 It was bear spray.

00:22:59.000 Dude, your mouse is fucking up this image, you absolute fuckhead.

00:23:02.000 Revolver News found the video shows no spray coming out of the container.

00:23:07.000 It's a lie.

00:23:08.000 Sure enough, Brian.

00:23:12.000 The D.C. medical examiner today ruled that Capitol Hill Police Officer Brian Sicknick died of natural causes.

00:23:19.000 Officer Sicknick died of natural causes.

00:23:22.000 He did not die.

00:23:22.000 So it's a really well done doc.

00:23:26.000 But there's my pet peeve.

00:23:27.000 The lack of Chirons. 0.91

00:23:30.000 Who the fuck is that guy?

00:23:32.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:34.000 And I tell this to documentary filmmakers, including that incel chick. 0.99

00:23:38.000 I want them throughout the movie because I might be skipping around.

00:23:43.000 Like, you don't have to tell me who Stephen Colbert is, but even that Brian Gumble dude, whatever his name is, that guy, I definitely need it.

00:23:51.000 And if it's Lester Holt.

00:23:53.000 If it's just a regular dude who was at the Capitol, just say like Kevin Neiman, farmer, Arizona, Indiana.

00:24:05.000 I need information here, folks.

00:24:07.000 Anyway, that's just my silly little gripe.

00:24:09.000 Imagine Jared Holt is related to Lester Holt.

00:24:13.000 Hold on, let me imagine it.

00:24:17.000 That was a nice break of Lester.

00:24:22.000 But go back to Jim Acosta.

00:24:23.000 So Jim Acosta is not happy about this.

00:24:26.000 They are putting all their eggs in this basket.

00:24:30.000 And you have to see the meandering as the end of the world.

00:24:35.000 So when Tucker refutes it, then it's irrelevant proud boy porn.

00:24:41.000 Why the fuck is that lowercase?

00:24:44.000 Why federal investigators and millions of Americans are terrified by right-wing violence in this country is because it keeps happening.

00:24:53.000 And Tucker Carlson is inciting more of it.

00:24:56.000 Tucker is calling it propaganda flick.

00:24:59.000 What did we work out yesterday, folks?

00:25:01.000 Spider bites, snake bites.

00:25:04.000 I'm sorry, something wrong with my throat today.

00:25:07.000 Six to ten a year die.

00:25:11.000 Nazis kill three people a year.

00:25:15.000 And that's going back to 2000.

00:25:18.000 If we go back to 2000 on jihadists, it's going to look pretty bad for them.

00:25:22.000 Pretty, pretty bad.

00:25:25.000 Because there was that fateful day a year later, 2001, where we lost 3,000 of us.

00:25:30.000 But anyway, let's hear his examples of this looming threat that is driving young punk kids out into the forest.

00:25:40.000 Patriot Purge?

00:25:42.000 It's nothing more than proud boy porn. 0.52

00:25:44.000 And the worst part is that a major corporation in America, Fox, is bankrolling it.

00:25:50.000 Now, Fox is insisting Tucker's manifesto will only be seen on its streaming service, Fox Nation, please.

00:25:56.000 No matter how you slice it, the Murdoch family, which controls Fox, is Cashing in as American democracy is being set ablaze.

00:26:04.000 The fact that the Murdoch-run Wall Street Journal just ran a letter to the editor from Trump peddling the big lie again is hardly the worst thing that they've done this week.

00:26:12.000 And that's saying a lot.

00:26:14.000 As the Anti-Defamation League wrote in a letter to Fox executive chairman and CEO Lachlan Murdoch, how many more people need to die?

00:26:23.000 My question to the Murdochs is this.

00:26:26.000 Why are you doing this to us?

00:26:28.000 What?

00:26:29.000 Why are you doing this to us?

00:26:30.000 We skipped over it, dude.

00:26:32.000 It was maybe at the beginning.

00:26:33.000 His examples are the synagogue shooting in Pittsburgh and Charlottesville, Heather Heyer.

00:26:40.000 That's the proof that America's under threat.

00:26:43.000 He even mentions fire.

00:26:46.000 Am I the only one who thinks of Antifa and BLM when you say the word fire, things burning down?

00:26:52.000 Was there so much as a match at the Capitol?

00:26:56.000 Or Charlottesville, I guess they had the Tiki torches.

00:26:58.000 Those were on fire.

00:27:00.000 The fuck?

00:27:01.000 The fuck is this guy talking about?

00:27:04.000 You know what it is?

00:27:04.000 It's the death of math.

00:27:06.000 Liberals like the death of math because they can manipulate the figures and say, we're a nation of immigrants.

00:27:12.000 Oh, that sounds good.

00:27:14.000 How many?

00:27:15.000 Oh, 30 million.

00:27:19.000 Wait, what?

00:27:20.000 Abortion.

00:27:21.000 A woman needs the right to choose. 1.00

00:27:23.000 How many blacks babies have been killed?

00:27:26.000 40,000.

00:27:27.000 I think it's 40,000 a year.

00:27:30.000 That's pretty intense.

00:27:33.000 Go back to Jim.

00:27:35.000 Jimmy.

00:27:41.000 Trump, you became American state TV.

00:27:43.000 Now you seem like end of America state TV.

00:27:46.000 People like to say the Murdochs, oh, they're just like that HBO show, Succession.

00:27:51.000 Close.

00:27:53.000 It's more like secession.

00:27:55.000 The Murdochs and Tucker Carlson, their prime time pyromaniac, appear to be hell-bent on dragging this country into a civil war.

00:28:04.000 Jefferson Davis would be proud.

00:28:07.000 And we'll be right back.

00:28:10.000 I'm asking my cop buddy if he's got a number for Dominic Mastrangelo.

00:28:16.000 That lowercase is starting to really irk me.

00:28:18.000 Holy smokes.

00:28:20.000 What?

00:28:21.000 117,626 black children killed by abortion in one year.

00:28:26.000 That was one year, so I don't know what year that was.

00:28:28.000 In 2018, surgical abortion.

00:28:31.000 That was surgical abortion. 1.00

00:28:32.000 Not ghetto-at-home.

00:28:35.000 Yeah.

00:28:35.000 So.

00:28:36.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:28:37.000 No one thought those were home done abortions. 1.00

00:28:41.000 It happens.

00:28:41.000 I just sent you a Carl Rittenhouse article.

00:28:46.000 If abortion was killing 20 people a year, I don't think it would be high.

00:28:53.000 I still would not be bananas about it, but it would not be high on my priorities list.

00:28:58.000 Quarter mill a year?

00:29:00.000 I don't know.

00:29:00.000 You start getting a little more curious.

00:29:02.000 What's going on over there?

00:29:04.000 And the only people that advocate are like those two people on the show yesterday who said, I should have been abortion.

00:29:10.000 That's a subtle Daniel Klowes joke.

00:29:13.000 I should have been abortion. 1.00

00:29:15.000 He used to do family circle parodies, and he has a little kid saying to his mom or his dad, mom said, I should have been a abortion and then passed out.

00:29:25.000 Kyle Rittenhouse judge slams vast amount of irresponsible and sloppy journalism surrounding case.

00:29:32.000 This guy seems pretty fucking reasonable.

00:29:35.000 Where is this going on to?

00:29:36.000 Is this in Wisconsin?

00:29:41.000 Vast amount of details.

00:29:43.000 Kenosha County, Wisconsin.

00:29:45.000 Yeah.

00:29:46.000 Wow.

00:29:47.000 Happy to see there are still some sane judges in the world.

00:29:50.000 This is the same guy who said you're not allowed to call them victims.

00:29:54.000 However, being indicted for...

00:29:56.000 What?

00:29:57.000 There is somebody else being indicted.

00:29:59.000 Kyle's Barber.

00:30:00.000 Okay.

00:30:02.000 What'd they do to sideburn the porch? 1.00

00:30:03.000 You know, the great Japanese calligraphers, Ryan, they would do their characters perfectly, and if they fucked up one, they would put down the paintbrush and not paint for two days. 1.00

00:30:13.000 I don't understand the reference.

00:30:15.000 You're not funny today.

00:30:17.000 Put down the paintbrush.

00:30:18.000 You're all so blurry.

00:30:20.000 Are you doing that on purpose?

00:30:21.000 Now I'm back.

00:30:23.000 And no.

00:30:23.000 Why do you have a hat on in the office?

00:30:25.000 It's my look.

00:30:29.000 Hats are for outside.

00:30:31.000 What are you, Tim Pool?

00:30:33.000 That was a man.

00:30:34.000 Crazy.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, Tucker Porn.

00:30:43.000 And the Tucker porn thing is stolen from Glenn Beck.

00:30:48.000 Back when Tucker first started that show, this was way back, maybe even...

00:30:53.000 No, I don't think it was the Gavin McKinnon show.

00:30:55.000 I think it was Get Off My Lawn, but it was the very beginning of it.

00:30:58.000 And Tucker was just destroying people on a daily basis.

00:31:00.000 It was like whack-a-mole with the left.

00:31:03.000 And Glenn would play the clips.

00:31:05.000 And he said, I can't resist.

00:31:06.000 Let's watch a little bit more Tucker porn.

00:31:10.000 I stole it, and I started saying it.

00:31:12.000 And now I think Acosta is somehow stealing it from me and blaming Tucker.

00:31:20.000 What a douche.

00:31:22.000 This was a great tweet by Chrissy Mayer about the meandering, showing how meandery it is.

00:31:28.000 This is worse than 9-11, guys.

00:31:32.000 People jumping off a hundred-story building to their deaths, popping like water balloons on the ground.

00:31:39.000 People burning alive, people dying of asphyxiation.

00:31:42.000 Thousands of them.

00:31:44.000 Thousands of New Yorkers losing their lives.

00:31:46.000 This is worse.

00:31:51.000 Pretty bad, huh?

00:31:52.000 Please speak to a capital police officer.

00:31:54.000 They'll be sure to point you in the right direction.

00:31:57.000 Oh no.

00:31:59.000 Look at this door.

00:32:00.000 They opened it.

00:32:04.000 Look at them walk.

00:32:08.000 This is fiery but peaceful.

00:32:10.000 The owner of the Bay Ford Focus.

00:32:12.000 Plate ending 182.

00:32:14.000 Please report to reception.

00:32:17.000 You don't need that jokey narration.

00:32:20.000 Classical music would have been fine.

00:32:23.000 Look at this.

00:32:24.000 It's a day at the museum.

00:32:28.000 So to be clear, Virgin Fest, Rittenhouse trial, capital controversy, all the same sickness here, same disease, which is lunatic,

00:32:45.000 mentally ill, depraved socialist perverts versus the rest of us.

00:32:53.000 And we're not even really against that, them and that.

00:32:57.000 We're not fans of it, and you don't go near my fucking kids with that shit.

00:33:01.000 But if you're in New York City alone in your apartment and you're dressed like furries eating each other's ass, I don't want to hear about it, but I don't care.

00:33:07.000 They, on the other hand, talk about how they want us dead and regularly call for that.

00:33:11.000 Look at Andy No's Twitter feed if you need any evidence.

00:33:14.000 And it's funny because just like I said earlier, they always accuse us of what they're doing.

00:33:19.000 They say, we don't want trans to exist.

00:33:21.000 No, no, no, no.

00:33:22.000 I don't want you to die in a big mass grave.

00:33:24.000 I'm just not calling you all the stupid names you make up on a daily basis.

00:33:28.000 I'm not playing your silly game.

00:33:29.000 That doesn't mean you can't be.

00:33:32.000 Well, if I can't be in the way that I invent myself, then you're saying I can't be.

00:33:38.000 A, that's horseshit.

00:33:39.000 And B, okay, so what?

00:33:42.000 You can't be.

00:33:44.000 What am I, fucking Voldemort?

00:33:46.000 I can't define your cells, okay?

00:33:49.000 Outside of me blowing your head off, which I've never said I want to do.

00:33:53.000 And very few people do, dumbass.

00:33:55.000 Few people care.

00:33:56.000 Homophobia, homoboardia.

00:34:00.000 But outside of that, there's no ceasing to be.

00:34:04.000 Maybe, you know what it could be?

00:34:06.000 All of this social media life in the digital age, when you get canceled, they consider that like ceasing to exist.

00:34:11.000 If you exist, like Amy Siskind only exists on Twitter, that's her entire life.

00:34:16.000 If she were to be banned from Twitter, please God, she'd have no life.

00:34:22.000 She would cease to exist.

00:34:24.000 And maybe that's death to these fucking losers.

00:34:27.000 If I'm not on Facebook, if I don't exist, then digitally, then I don't exist in real life because I don't have a real life.

00:34:34.000 By the way, we got some great letters from people on the weekend who said they did the put your phone away thing and they experienced existence.

00:34:44.000 That's the irony of it.

00:34:45.000 When you die digitally, you really exist.

00:34:48.000 That's when you really experience existence.

00:34:56.000 Yeah, people were asking why I didn't cover Cuomo getting arrested.

00:34:59.000 I don't know.

00:35:00.000 To quote Zanoa Kinsman, John Kinsman's wife, I don't fucking care if he lives or dies.

00:35:05.000 I just want my husband back.

00:35:07.000 Now, I don't have a husband, but you get what I'm saying.

00:35:10.000 I'm going to visit him this weekend.

00:35:12.000 John Kinsman.

00:35:15.000 Oh, and I told you yesterday we're going to get into suing the elders.

00:35:18.000 I talked to some, I mean, the story where the White House's head of civil rights.

00:35:25.000 The fuck?

00:35:28.000 Maybe in the 60s, I understand.

00:35:30.000 In 2021, the White House has a head of civil rights who's in charge of equality.

00:35:34.000 And what does this silly cow do? 1.00

00:35:36.000 She sues Proud Boys because they took a Black Lives Matter banner off.

00:35:42.000 And now she's focusing on Enrique Tario, who's in jail, and the elders, which is a joke I made up.

00:35:51.000 Anyway, I talked to him last night and he said, wait, my lawyer says I got to shut my mouth while we work this out.

00:35:57.000 The lawyer might go on Newsmax.

00:35:58.000 I might get him here.

00:36:01.000 But we'll have to hold off on that.

00:36:03.000 Because here in Clown World, there's two things when you get served papers.

00:36:09.000 One, am I innocent?

00:36:11.000 Is this case insane?

00:36:12.000 That used to be all you needed to know.

00:36:14.000 Now, number two is, who's the lawyer?

00:36:17.000 What's the culture going on?

00:36:19.000 Max and John had no reason to go to jail.

00:36:21.000 It was mutual combat.

00:36:22.000 It lasted 17 seconds.

00:36:24.000 But the fashion stated that they had to be persecuted.

00:36:30.000 And we had these big wigs like de Blasio and Cuomo pushing hard for them to get sentenced. 1.00

00:36:36.000 They got fucked.

00:36:37.000 And this could happen to our buddy when it's her pinned tweet, this shit, Kristen, what's her name? 0.54

00:36:44.000 Clark.

00:36:44.000 Yeah, Kristen Clark's pinned tweet is that the proud boys are not above the law.

00:36:50.000 At least she capitalizes it.

00:36:56.000 All right, while still remaining on the topic, let's jump over to LGBT.

00:37:07.000 Let me see if I can.

00:37:09.000 Why are you wearing me?

00:37:10.000 I felt ugly.

00:37:11.000 I felt gay.

00:37:12.000 And then we fell in love.

00:37:13.000 I let them get to the poop and we have a very good relationship.

00:37:23.000 You are a bitch. 1.00

00:37:24.000 Homophobal.

00:37:25.000 Homophobal.

00:37:29.000 Um.

00:37:30.000 The guy told me to he had the number, but I don't see it.

00:37:37.000 Sorry about this, folks, but we're doing live journalism.

00:37:45.000 New message.

00:37:47.000 Oh, I think I got him.

00:37:50.000 Yep.

00:37:53.000 We got him.

00:37:55.000 Okay, let me write down his number.

00:38:00.000 This is fun.

00:38:08.000 I'm gonna call him.

00:38:09.000 Now, we can't record him here in New York, but I could call him.

00:38:20.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:38:26.000 That call could not be completed as dialogue.

00:38:28.000 Let's try the other one.

00:39:08.000 That's weird.

00:39:09.000 The call failed after three ring dings.

00:39:14.000 I'll just text him.

00:39:15.000 Hey, man, it's Gavin.

00:39:24.000 That could be scary.

00:39:25.000 I hope.

00:39:28.000 Here's a bizarre twist.

00:39:30.000 Oh, it's a landline.

00:39:31.000 Shoot.

00:39:36.000 My kid isn't trans.

00:39:37.000 He's just a rapist.

00:39:39.000 So the Loudoun County thing where the guy went into the bathroom and fucked a teenager.

00:39:46.000 Okay.

00:39:47.000 No, that's not it.

00:39:49.000 What are you doing?

00:39:51.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:39:52.000 It was the woke cover-up that electrified the Virginia governor's race.

00:39:56.000 Now on election day, the mother of a skirt-wearing teen who raped a female classmate in the girl's bathroom says he's a troubled boy who just identifies as male only and just wanted sex.

00:40:13.000 There's so many layers to this story.

00:40:15.000 Let's just go through it briefly.

00:40:17.000 Phase one, dad gets mad that his daughter was raped in the bathroom by a trans kid.

00:40:24.000 We all go, oh my God, that's terrible.

00:40:26.000 And then we all go, wait a minute, why are you just hearing about this now?

00:40:29.000 This happened weeks ago and you're making like a formal complaint at a town hall.

00:40:33.000 Why didn't you blow up the world?

00:40:36.000 Phase two, school says it never happened.

00:40:39.000 This guy's nuts.

00:40:40.000 It's all a lie.

00:40:41.000 Okay.

00:40:42.000 Phase three, yes, it did happen.

00:40:46.000 We have police records and a kid was, I don't know, arrested, taken to the station, whatever.

00:40:54.000 So now the guy's back in the good book, sorta the dad.

00:40:57.000 He's not a liar.

00:40:58.000 Phase four, he wasn't trans.

00:41:02.000 They had fucked before.

00:41:04.000 This is all just trying to make Virginians mad and worried about our kids.

00:41:11.000 And then you go in the middle of that article.

00:41:17.000 The scandal even entered Virginia's race for governor, giving life to the campaign of Republican Goober national candidate Glenn Younkin, who accused the Loudoun School Board of a cover-up while warning what tragedy next awaits our children.

00:41:32.000 So the subtext here seems to be the left saying that this isn't real and Governor Yunken is just doing it to, Governor Yunkin, candidate Younken is just doing it to scare everyone into voting for him.

00:41:48.000 I don't believe that.

00:41:50.000 I think the left hid this case because of the run for governor and didn't want scared parents to vote red after, what, 43 years of blue.

00:42:06.000 And now that the cat's out of the bag, they're saying this has been exaggerated just to get votes.

00:42:14.000 I like the exaggeration too.

00:42:16.000 No, no, he wasn't wearing a dress.

00:42:18.000 He was just raping her. 0.73

00:42:19.000 And he had fucked her before. 0.87

00:42:20.000 He just didn't realize that he can't fuck her anymore.

00:42:22.000 Oh, that's your best case scenario?

00:42:25.000 That's you cleaning up this mess and giving a nice PR spin? 0.96

00:42:32.000 Anyway, I thought that was fucking mental.

00:42:34.000 And it's a good example of this retarded world that we're living in. 1.00

00:42:41.000 I'm worried we're not going to get Raven on the show.

00:42:45.000 Looking good at the moment.

00:42:47.000 Okay.

00:42:49.000 Lady Faith.

00:42:51.000 I bet she comes.

00:42:52.000 I bet you get a hold of her right before or after the mailbag.

00:42:58.000 Okay.

00:42:59.000 Or a final video.

00:43:00.000 I'm going to go with mailbag.

00:43:01.000 That's a good bet.

00:43:02.000 Within the mailbag segment.

00:43:04.000 Segment.

00:43:07.000 I thought this was beautiful.

00:43:09.000 And it really sums up us.

00:43:12.000 Little kids are now smarter than these people.

00:43:15.000 Go to 25A.

00:43:18.000 My five-year-old is very against me transitioning.

00:43:23.000 He cries and says he needs me to his mommy, that he wants me to be a girl.

00:43:28.000 He doesn't want me to be a boy.

00:43:30.000 In general, he doesn't like guys.

00:43:32.000 He needs, oh, shh.

00:43:34.000 God, this woman is so fucking retarded. 1.00

00:43:37.000 He cries and says he needs me to be his mommy, that he wants me to be a girl.

00:43:41.000 He doesn't want me to be a boy.

00:43:43.000 In general, he doesn't like guys.

00:43:44.000 That's horseshit, too.

00:43:46.000 Five-year-olds are more adherent.

00:43:51.000 They're more closely linked.

00:43:55.000 They're more attracted generally to...

00:43:57.000 What's the word I'm looking for?

00:43:59.000 They're more drawn.

00:44:00.000 Magnetized, drawn, yeah.

00:44:01.000 Magnetized.

00:44:02.000 They're more magnetized?

00:44:04.000 Yes.

00:44:04.000 Dude, you need to read one more book before you die.

00:44:07.000 They're more drawn to the female figures because that goes back to cave days. 0.87

00:44:11.000 It's evolution.

00:44:12.000 They're safer.

00:44:14.000 They feel vulnerable.

00:44:15.000 They want to be in the womb. 1.00

00:44:16.000 They don't want to get raped or have some fucking hunter smash their heads in with a big rock because they can't hunt woolly mammoths. 0.96

00:44:23.000 So it's not that he doesn't like guys.

00:44:26.000 He's wary of anything but mommy.

00:44:29.000 And you took mommy away.

00:44:31.000 Couldn't you wait a little bit too?

00:44:34.000 Like, soccer moms look pretty darn masculine with their short hair and their glasses and their jeans on. 1.00

00:44:42.000 Just be a tomboy and no one else has to...

00:44:46.000 Your kid can still call you she and mommy and he doesn't have to know.

00:44:51.000 It's not great either, but at least there's a delay there.

00:44:54.000 Give it like five more years, maybe?

00:44:56.000 No, I need my toddler to know now about my new thing.

00:45:01.000 And what took you so long, by the way?

00:45:03.000 You're just finding out now that you're male after getting married and having kids?

00:45:07.000 The fuck?

00:45:08.000 There's no logic here.

00:45:10.000 My spouse is also transitioning.

00:45:14.000 And kiddo, which by the way, we've got to start listing these red flags.

00:45:17.000 Kiddo is a big red flag.

00:45:19.000 Remember those teachers?

00:45:20.000 Today, my kiddos asked me what my laces mean.

00:45:24.000 And she said, I don't think I can talk about it.

00:45:26.000 But no, no, my kiddos asked me If I'm polyamorous or what gender I am and all that, and if I'm trans.

00:45:34.000 And I said, Well, I can't talk about it, but look at my laces.

00:45:36.000 That might tell you.

00:45:37.000 And then she has this face like and Cato has zero problems with that.

00:45:47.000 He even says, oops, I mean she.

00:45:48.000 We need to respect daddy's pronouns.

00:45:50.000 Respecting someone's pronouns is something we've talked about many times.

00:45:53.000 Oh, thank God.

00:45:54.000 But me, my older son, now calls me da and tries to use he, but my younger son will scream and yell at him and me.

00:46:02.000 Calls me da?

00:46:04.000 Maybe ma?

00:46:06.000 Then he usually ends up crying.

00:46:07.000 He's in therapy, but they see him less than I would like.

00:46:10.000 And he's five, so there's only so much they can do in a session.

00:46:13.000 I mean, assuming this is true, this is where we're at.

00:46:15.000 So in the opening song with negative XP, that's his name, right?

00:46:21.000 Yeah.

00:46:23.000 That's what this guy is against.

00:46:25.000 He's not Pat Buchanan.

00:46:27.000 He's not even Guy Benson.

00:46:30.000 This is not a staunch conservative.

00:46:32.000 And even in that song with the Scott Pilgrim thing, he ends it with, I'd probably hit it if they'd let me.

00:46:38.000 So these people who were banished in the gulag, whether they meandered through the Capitol or just didn't want to join this session, are not the Nazis you say they are.

00:46:51.000 This guy's a freak.

00:46:52.000 Kalak is a freak.

00:46:56.000 And speaking of their freak lifestyle, Jazz Jennings has put on 100 pounds because she has a disease called being a fat pig. 0.99

00:47:07.000 Transgender reality star, her own family fat shames her after she... 1.00

00:47:11.000 Oh, she only gained 100 pounds. 1.00

00:47:14.000 And her family is fat shaming her by not being proud of the fact that she's dying.

00:47:18.000 I gained 40 pounds.

00:47:19.000 Let's see what she looks like. 1.00

00:47:21.000 Oh, that's about right.

00:47:24.000 Could that be less natural?

00:47:28.000 Like, look at her poor skin getting torn to shreds on her belly, just trying to hang on to itself. 1.00

00:47:35.000 And the other thing I always think of when I see Jazz Jennings and his weird Arabian faces, these guys are, those kids are Syrian refugees, I believe.

00:47:45.000 Some sort of refugees from the Middle East.

00:47:48.000 And imagine you're the mom who's like, my children, my children, we are at war.

00:47:53.000 They kill us.

00:47:54.000 I think they're Jewish.

00:47:55.000 So maybe the kids are some sort of weird, I don't know, persecuted tribe.

00:48:01.000 I must do this.

00:48:02.000 I must send my children to America where they will be safe.

00:48:07.000 And the boys do look pretty safe.

00:48:09.000 They're involved in sports.

00:48:10.000 They seem to be having a good time.

00:48:11.000 But when you look at Jazz Jennings, you think, imagine the birth mother knew that they cut that boy's dick off, that boy's little boy, like, I think 12, maybe 13.

00:48:25.000 And then I saw an episode where the mom was talking about how you got to get your, I don't know what this is called.

00:48:29.000 It's like a dildo that they stick in your newly found cunt, which is just a hole, so it won't form. 0.98

00:48:36.000 Because obviously the body's confused and wants to seal up the hole as bodies do when you cut them open.

00:48:43.000 That's God's design.

00:48:44.000 So that mom there was really adamant about how she jazz uses Z's correct dildos. 1.00

00:48:52.000 And there's certain sizes too.

00:48:53.000 You have to vary the size.

00:48:54.000 I think they start out small, but they get bigger or vice versa.

00:48:59.000 And the mom was helping.

00:49:00.000 And now she's a gigantic fat pig because she says she acquired a disease that leads to overeating called greed. 1.00

00:49:08.000 First, she has a disease where she's a woman. 1.00

00:49:11.000 Now she has a disease where she's a fat pig. 1.00

00:49:13.000 Look, she must be going 100 miles an hour in that thing. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Like, how would the birth mother feel if she knew this is what happened to the little boy she sent to America?

00:49:25.000 Well, we cut her dick off. 1.00

00:49:26.000 We turned her into a fat bitch. 1.00

00:49:28.000 Is that okay?

00:49:30.000 Stand up for trans kids.

00:49:31.000 See, the mom gets a t-shirt out of it.

00:49:34.000 Now the mom's a civil rights crusader, just like the freedom fighters, freedom riders. 1.00

00:49:39.000 And then just last brief thing.

00:49:42.000 Laverne Cox is a dude. 0.98

00:49:44.000 This is Laverne's on vacation. 0.95

00:49:46.000 Everyone's on vacation.

00:49:47.000 We just saw Don Lamont in Mexico, maskless, enjoying himself, having a nap after a severe ass throttling.

00:49:54.000 And then this incredible curves.

00:49:57.000 Okay.

00:50:01.000 No, that's just a relatively fit, but not even black dude. 0.75

00:50:07.000 This is a black guy who works for Verizon.

00:50:10.000 Yeah.

00:50:11.000 And he's like, yo, I'm here for Verizon.

00:50:13.000 And we go, yeah, the phone's cutting out.

00:50:16.000 And no, I know what it is.

00:50:18.000 This box is from 2011.

00:50:22.000 2011, you had this box.

00:50:24.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:50:25.000 I don't even know.

00:50:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:26.000 No, this thing has been updated like six times.

00:50:29.000 Your box has been updated six times.

00:50:32.000 Yeah, that is true.

00:50:33.000 So I'll tell you what, I'm going to stick around.

00:50:35.000 We're going to replace the box and then we'll make some calls.

00:50:38.000 It's going to blow your mind.

00:50:40.000 Yeah, he's pretty cool.

00:50:41.000 Like he'll throw in his employee discount and be like, I'll give you 5% off of the data.

00:50:46.000 I'll hook you up because you've been waiting a long time.

00:50:47.000 You know what?

00:50:48.000 Because you had the old router, we can take the new box and just use the same cables.

00:50:52.000 It'll save you like $100.

00:50:54.000 Thanks.

00:50:55.000 Yeah, that sounds great.

00:50:56.000 Yeah.

00:50:57.000 This guy was great.

00:50:57.000 His name was Laverne.

00:50:59.000 Yeah, I like him.

00:51:00.000 He's a good dude.

00:51:02.000 And you know what else I really, you know what I love about Laverne?

00:51:06.000 When he's done the whole job, right?

00:51:08.000 You come in there and the cord is beautifully T15 stapled down the seam of the wall.

00:51:16.000 So your wife's like, he was here today?

00:51:18.000 Yeah, he had to rewire the whole thing.

00:51:19.000 Where are the holes?

00:51:20.000 I go, there's a hole there.

00:51:22.000 It's hidden with a plate.

00:51:24.000 And then if you follow the crack of the door, you'll see it's kind of, you see that?

00:51:28.000 And she goes, oh, I see it now.

00:51:29.000 Like, Laverne is so good.

00:51:33.000 Thorough.

00:51:35.000 Very thorough.

00:51:36.000 Very, just, the thing I like about Laverne is he's a professional.

00:51:40.000 If they cremated him, I would love Ern.

00:51:42.000 He does the job.

00:51:43.000 Thank you, sir.

00:51:45.000 One last thing.

00:51:46.000 I know this isn't really your job, but my cell phone, I have no reception in the backyard.

00:51:50.000 Yeah, that's going to change too.

00:51:52.000 Come here.

00:51:53.000 Come here, motherfucker. 0.52

00:51:54.000 That's him walking over.

00:51:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:57.000 No, no, the Laverne I have is exactly the Same as this, but with no tits, no wig, and jeans on and a shirt and boots. 0.99

00:52:08.000 Go down.

00:52:08.000 There's one particular profile, curvy, curvaceous profile.

00:52:13.000 There we go.

00:52:14.000 Look at that guy.

00:52:17.000 That's my ass. 0.94

00:52:19.000 Wait a minute.

00:52:21.000 Wait a minute.

00:52:22.000 Laverne, what are you doing with my body?

00:52:25.000 Outside of the tits, that's me. 0.98

00:52:30.000 I'm not a transphob.

00:52:32.000 I just don't like thieves.

00:52:33.000 Hello, police.

00:52:34.000 Yeah, this is going to sound crazy.

00:52:37.000 But there's a Verizon guy who stole my body and made it into a woman. 0.74

00:52:43.000 This nigga took my ass. 1.00

00:52:44.000 That motherfucker got my ass. 1.00

00:52:51.000 Okay.

00:52:53.000 I'm sick of COVID.

00:52:55.000 I don't want to talk about that.

00:52:56.000 We could do a quick Biden.

00:53:00.000 The pet, which is the Biden.

00:53:04.000 Biden.

00:53:08.000 Biden.

00:53:10.000 President.

00:53:12.000 Sleepy.

00:53:17.000 Biden.

00:53:17.000 Wait, what?

00:53:18.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:53:22.000 So are you catching the theme of the show here?

00:53:25.000 The left, culturally and politically, has never been more radical.

00:53:28.000 They've never been more nuts.

00:53:29.000 They've never been shittier.

00:53:31.000 Anthony Fantano, Biden, they're all the same bucket of shit.

00:53:36.000 On top of all this unprecedented bottom-of-the-barrel level of quality, we're also told from incels to Biggs to you and me, that if we're not on board with this utter filth,

00:53:54.000 then we have to be banished, arrested.

00:53:56.000 We're domestic terrorists.

00:54:01.000 This show, this episode, if anyone wants to see what this show is about, I'd like them to watch this particular episode.

00:54:08.000 This is the quintessential ethos of Get Off My Lawn.

00:54:14.000 And we don't need to tell you how useless Joe Biden is.

00:54:16.000 He shot himself in the Vatican.

00:54:19.000 And I saw, of all people, I'm not a fan of hers, but Megan McCain brought up a great point.

00:54:23.000 She goes, why are we so insistent and why do we allow 75-year-olds to have so much power in our political structure? 0.99

00:54:32.000 And I thought, yeah, no one ever brings that up.

00:54:35.000 We all know 75-year-olds.

00:54:37.000 They're not doing well.

00:54:39.000 I'm at the Knights of Columbus every month with these guys.

00:54:42.000 And, well, first of all, they begin every meeting with a list of everyone who died.

00:54:48.000 But like some guy had, like the main guy, I won't say his name, but he is on the ball.

00:54:54.000 He's a court officer.

00:54:58.000 And he just had this weird sepsis where his body was shitting itself, which you die from all the time because what are they supposed to do?

00:55:07.000 Cut you open and start washing?

00:55:08.000 Which is what they did, and it worked, thank God.

00:55:11.000 But he's like the one with most of his, with most of his fucking marbles. 0.76

00:55:15.000 The rest get lost, show up late.

00:55:19.000 It's 75-year-olds.

00:55:20.000 I mean, my parents are like this.

00:55:22.000 I think every day my mother sends me a big long explanation of a link or a picture without the link or the picture included.

00:55:29.000 And other people are CC'd on it too.

00:55:31.000 So I have to go, got to include the pic, mom.

00:55:34.000 How the fuck are you talking about?

00:55:36.000 And that's normal.

00:55:37.000 Well, I'd be very lucky to be like that.

00:55:40.000 All a man can ask out of life is that he hits a golf ball 200 yards and he makes it to 75.

00:55:46.000 Running the free world.

00:55:50.000 Anyway, I don't have a problem with 75-year-olds shitting their pants.

00:55:53.000 I do have a problem with the president of the United States shitting his pants, especially in next to the Pope, where it must have been running down his leg.

00:56:01.000 Oh my God, is it diarrhea and it got on the floor?

00:56:06.000 Did he literally shit on the Vatican?

00:56:08.000 Holy shit.

00:56:10.000 Holy shit.

00:56:13.000 You didn't do one imitation today.

00:56:16.000 Listen, man, that's been tough.

00:56:19.000 It's been real tough.

00:56:21.000 Why haven't you done one, Tim?

00:56:23.000 I don't know, man.

00:56:24.000 I was thinking about, you know, like, sometimes just kind of hang out, grab a pizza.

00:56:29.000 Maybe like a hot dog.

00:56:31.000 You ever noticed that?

00:56:32.000 No.

00:56:33.000 He relates to everybody.

00:56:33.000 I don't watch Tim Point.

00:56:34.000 In fact, when he talks about regular people and getting back to normal, it's always like getting a pizza.

00:56:39.000 He's like, you know, everybody just wants to, you know, go to the bar, get a beer, have a pizza, and have fun.

00:56:44.000 But the Democrats, you know, they're trying to control your life.

00:56:47.000 Oh, I know why that is.

00:56:49.000 Why?

00:56:50.000 Because he's Asian.

00:56:51.000 Yeah.

00:56:52.000 And you guys don't have the enzymes to break down alcohol.

00:56:54.000 So when you think of fun, you think of things like playing pool and having a pizza and watching a great movie.

00:57:03.000 That's a good point.

00:57:04.000 Us normal people, we go grabbing a beer.

00:57:08.000 I think he does drink.

00:57:09.000 Or then you have a Kamal Harris with, what's better than what you're doing tomorrow?

00:57:13.000 Hey?

00:57:14.000 Can anyone identify with that?

00:57:16.000 What's better than that?

00:57:17.000 Hey, you know, you go up to your friend.

00:57:18.000 What are you doing tomorrow?

00:57:21.000 What?

00:57:22.000 Have you never spoken to a person before?

00:57:24.000 Yeah.

00:57:25.000 My trainer said that this morning.

00:57:26.000 He goes, you got plans for this weekend?

00:57:27.000 And I just sort of went, now I got to think what I'm doing.

00:57:30.000 Oh, yeah, I'm going to jail.

00:57:31.000 Yeah.

00:57:32.000 Listen, man, I got a brand new beanie.

00:57:35.000 It's black. 0.53

00:57:35.000 Got to black. 0.53

00:57:36.000 Because it's hard to, the gray one with the black on top, it's hard to like get duplicates of that.

00:57:41.000 So I was wearing the same one.

00:57:42.000 And then you have to wash it, put it back on.

00:57:45.000 So I got a black beanie.

00:57:46.000 It's just like all black. 1.00

00:57:47.000 What does he do in July?

00:57:49.000 It must be rough.

00:57:50.000 That's okay, man.

00:57:50.000 August.

00:57:52.000 Got a pizza?

00:57:58.000 Oh, shit.

00:57:58.000 I forgot the link.

00:57:59.000 But it was like, I can remember it.

00:58:01.000 It said something like 60% of Democrats want a different candidate to run for them in 2024.

00:58:08.000 And the thing that hurt me about the article was that I'm in denial.

00:58:12.000 And I still believe in my heart of hearts, it's 2022.

00:58:16.000 We can get a new president in 2022.

00:58:20.000 Gavin, if you're watching your own show, it's not 2022.

00:58:26.000 It's 2024.

00:58:28.000 He gets four years.

00:58:30.000 I think it's because everyone promised me he would be dead by now.

00:58:33.000 Right.

00:58:33.000 It's been almost a year, right?

00:58:35.000 Yes.

00:58:36.000 Well, I mean, how alive is he actually?

00:58:38.000 Look at that.

00:58:39.000 In Gleske.

00:58:40.000 I'm going to miss him.

00:58:42.000 He's just such a.

00:58:46.000 He's a perfect representation of what the world is right now.

00:58:50.000 Like, with JFK, they could shoot speed up his ass and stuff.

00:58:55.000 And he was probably 45, 50.

00:58:57.000 You can handle amphetamines at 45, 50.

00:59:00.000 It's not great.

00:59:01.000 But I don't think you can even give a 75-year-old Adderall.

00:59:05.000 His poor ticker.

00:59:07.000 Look at that.

00:59:07.000 He's doing what he wants to do.

00:59:09.000 I saw some Australian newscasters going, what is going on with Joey Biden?

00:59:13.000 He needs to be at home in a comfy chair with some soup.

00:59:16.000 Oh, I saw that.

00:59:18.000 It's so painfully obvious he's not physically or mentally up for the job that it's embarrassing.

00:59:23.000 Yeah.

00:59:25.000 Like, I vacillate between outrage and sympathy.

00:59:29.000 Like, don't you just want to sit him down in a chair, talk to him about when the fucking Dodgers were in Brooklyn?

00:59:36.000 Oh, man, the Dodgers get peanuts, man, get a pizza.

00:59:39.000 Well, what happened when they had that guy?

00:59:41.000 Well, not Juliani, the guy from the Cure.

00:59:45.000 Rule of James.

00:59:45.000 Robert Smith.

00:59:46.000 Yeah, no, not Robert Smith.

00:59:47.000 Robert Moses.

00:59:48.000 Deb Moses.

00:59:49.000 Dead Moses from the Bible.

00:59:50.000 Not the Bible.

00:59:51.000 That Robert Moses.

00:59:52.000 And they wanted a team, and they wanted a stadium.

00:59:56.000 And Robert Moses wanted to build the stadiums out in the suburbs.

00:59:58.000 And the teams wanted to be in the city.

01:00:01.000 And they wanted out.

01:00:03.000 And then the governor, Jerry Falwell, not Jerry Falwell, Jerry Brown.

01:00:09.000 He said, I'll give whatever teams you want, any stadium you want.

01:00:13.000 And they said, come on, man.

01:00:14.000 But it couldn't fit in the tunnels.

01:00:16.000 And so the Dodgers went down to California.

01:00:19.000 They were looking for a solar steel.

01:00:20.000 It was because Moses took too long.

01:00:24.000 But I didn't hear your joke.

01:00:26.000 If you're on the tradition.

01:00:27.000 We already covered that.

01:00:27.000 So go back to the beginning, though.

01:00:30.000 Of her rant.

01:00:31.000 Because in Australia, it's open season.

01:00:33.000 Yeah.

01:00:34.000 So it really is.

01:00:35.000 It's nice to see foreign news because you see the way everyone talks about us.

01:00:39.000 Over what he just said there.

01:00:40.000 Let's just not ignore that.

01:00:41.000 Let's go over it.

01:00:43.000 No, the very beginning.

01:00:45.000 If you're on the tradition of what in God's name is Joe Biden trying to say no the whole expression, time is money.

01:00:55.000 As one computer said, if you're on the train and they say Portal Bridge, you better.

01:01:02.000 Let's leave that to one side and see.

01:01:06.000 I've heard a lot of people complaining about Let's Go Brandon and how it's cringe now.

01:01:09.000 And it's like they say fuck Trump and we don't even have the balls to say fuck Trump.

01:01:15.000 We do say fuck Trump all the time.

01:01:16.000 I mean, we do say fuck Biden all the time.

01:01:19.000 Fuck Joe Biden.

01:01:20.000 We scream it at stadium and stuff.

01:01:21.000 As far as a t-shirt and a bumper sticker, there's kids in the world.

01:01:25.000 I don't want to have fuck on my car, on my house, on a flag, on my shirt.

01:01:32.000 It's not appropriate.

01:01:34.000 So the beauty of Let's Go Brandon is it sails over the heads of all the kids, and possibly the old ladies, and the people I don't want to offend, and it gets right to the people I want to offend.

01:01:45.000 Perfect.

01:01:46.000 It's not replacing fuck Joe Biden.

01:01:48.000 It's a different way to do fuck Joe Biden.

01:01:51.000 I think it's a great bonding moment for our country.

01:01:54.000 You enjoy the ridiculousness along the way.

01:01:57.000 Well, it's like this, in that it just is an easy gesture that freaks the fuck out of these losers and makes them insane with rage.

01:02:06.000 Remember Robert De Niro?

01:02:07.000 Fuck Trump.

01:02:08.000 And he does his weird stiff hands that are even worse than Joe Biden's.

01:02:13.000 And everyone cheered.

01:02:14.000 That was fantastic.

01:02:14.000 Standing ovation at the Academy Awards.

01:02:17.000 But we're not allowed to say, let's go, Brandon, on a plane.

01:02:20.000 By the way, the whole thing, they say that Southwest said, let's go, Brandon, before taking off.

01:02:25.000 I don't think it was the pilot.

01:02:28.000 I think it was someone on the plane that was like, let's go, Brandon.

01:02:32.000 After the guy did his announcement.

01:02:35.000 But anyway, let's have a brief look at the way they're reacting to it.

01:02:40.000 Let's go Biden.

01:02:41.000 It's terrorism.

01:02:42.000 2-4.

01:02:49.000 No, that's COVID.

01:02:54.000 Okay, click on some of these puppies.

01:02:57.000 Who's Chris Han?

01:02:58.000 I like pilots that don't sympathize with terrorists.

01:03:02.000 Southwest has some explaining to do.

01:03:06.000 I already know I hate Chris Han.

01:03:08.000 Hahan?

01:03:10.000 No?

01:03:11.000 Are you kidding?

01:03:13.000 Yes.

01:03:13.000 Oh, few.

01:03:14.000 Oh, it's that guy.

01:03:17.000 He's like the guy on Fox who is the liberal.

01:03:23.000 That is the word.

01:03:26.000 Okay, next.

01:03:28.000 There's my fucking wallet telling me it's safe.

01:03:31.000 Dean Albadillai.

01:03:32.000 This is the guy who calls me an Islamophobe just because I am.

01:03:36.000 Southwest Airlines is now the pro-Jan 6 terrorist attack airlines.

01:03:40.000 So there's a lot to unpack there.

01:03:43.000 You have to make Jan 6 a terrorist attack.

01:03:46.000 And then you have to say, if you don't like Joe Biden, then you're the same as them.

01:03:52.000 And then if you, yeah, let's go.

01:03:54.000 Braddon means I don't like Joe Biden.

01:03:56.000 So if you don't like Joe Biden, you're a terrorist.

01:03:58.000 Didn't know that.

01:03:59.000 Did you know that?

01:04:00.000 No, I did not.

01:04:01.000 And everyone who dislikes Joe Biden supports the January, supports January 6th.

01:04:06.000 Look, here's our stance on January 6th.

01:04:08.000 It was, I'm not saying he should have killed him, but I understand.

01:04:13.000 It was an unfortunate act of vandalism and trespassing that we totally understand the roots of.

01:04:20.000 Trump supporters, patriotic Americans, they went down there.

01:04:24.000 They went down to see Trump.

01:04:25.000 They felt betrayed by not just the election process.

01:04:29.000 And there's plenty of evidence that that was some tomfoolery going on there.

01:04:32.000 That can't be denied.

01:04:35.000 And on top of that, they were disappointed in the media.

01:04:39.000 They're disappointed in Jim Acosta.

01:04:40.000 I would argue that election shenanigans and CNN had about the same kind of influence on the rioters, if you want to call them that, on January 6th.

01:04:52.000 It was an irrelevant day.

01:04:55.000 I wish they hadn't done it.

01:04:56.000 I don't like giving the leftists much fodder, like the fucking moronic proud boy who had the 6MWE shirt.

01:05:03.000 It was a stupid gesture that cost a lot of people a lot of hurt and heartache.

01:05:10.000 But it is definitely not what these fuckers are making it out to be.

01:05:14.000 I don't have to tell you that, but I just thought I would go on the record as saying, I don't support January 6th.

01:05:20.000 I support the people that were there.

01:05:22.000 And I don't think that you're a domestic terrorist, whether you were there or whether you support it or you don't.

01:05:27.000 It's like the vaccine mandate.

01:05:29.000 I'm against the vaccine mandate.

01:05:31.000 I don't really care about the vaccine.

01:05:32.000 I don't think it's evil.

01:05:33.000 I don't think it puts nanobots in your blood.

01:05:36.000 It's not my cup of tea, but plenty of my friends got it, and I don't have nightmares about it.

01:05:46.000 We weren't done those terrorist Joe Bidens.

01:05:52.000 Go back.

01:05:52.000 Fuckface.

01:05:53.000 2-4.

01:05:56.000 No.

01:05:56.000 Yep.

01:05:57.000 As an experiment, I'd love for an Southwest air pilot to say, long live ISIS before taking off. 0.99

01:06:05.000 Okay.

01:06:08.000 So, let's go, Brandon.

01:06:10.000 Fuck Joe Biden is the same as saying, long live ISIS.

01:06:14.000 The majority of Democrats do not want this guy to run for president again.

01:06:19.000 Nobody likes him.

01:06:21.000 But if you're on the right and you don't like him, you're ISIS.

01:06:27.000 Former FBI special agent, please let that be a lie.

01:06:32.000 Oh no, I bet it's true.

01:06:34.000 Who is this silly cunt and why did we hire her to handle security? 1.00

01:06:41.000 Go back.

01:06:42.000 The plane would be immediately grounded.

01:06:44.000 The pilot fired.

01:06:45.000 A statement issued by the airline within a matter of hours.

01:06:47.000 Yes, that is true.

01:06:48.000 And it should be true because supporting ISIS is treasonous.

01:06:54.000 And we're at war with ISIS.

01:06:56.000 So it's a way of saying hi.

01:06:58.000 It's 1943.

01:06:59.000 I'm a German and I'm a Nazi soldier.

01:07:02.000 I support the Nazis. 0.98

01:07:04.000 Let's go.

01:07:04.000 Brendan has become the MAGA version of Zieg Heil.

01:07:08.000 Let's look up Tristan Smellsbad.

01:07:12.000 What a fucking clown.

01:07:16.000 Lawyer.

01:07:16.000 I hate when they're employed.

01:07:18.000 You'll notice they're always at CNN and MSNBC.

01:07:21.000 What a fucking dunce.

01:07:23.000 Like this guy's in court.

01:07:26.000 New York Attorney General.

01:07:27.000 This is the kind of guys that put Max and John in jail.

01:07:32.000 Reping small, mid-sized businesses, entrepreneurs, creators, prosecuted Trump University.

01:07:38.000 Good work.

01:07:38.000 Trump University.

01:07:40.000 Did you know that Trump U is not an actual university?

01:07:44.000 No way.

01:07:44.000 Yep.

01:07:45.000 He also helped prosecute Bounce U, the place where kids have birthday parties and bounce up and down on things.

01:07:53.000 And then he's working now on Prager U, which is not a university.

01:07:58.000 We should have censored you.

01:08:02.000 All right, let's do the fucking mailbag. 0.97

01:08:09.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:08:14.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:08:20.000 Let me touch it.

01:08:27.000 Some guy has his daughter here saying the bird which is the bald eagle and she's wearing a Pro Boy's hat.

01:08:32.000 I don't want to show that on the show, dude.

01:08:34.000 Don't put your kids out there.

01:08:36.000 I guess other people have much safer lives than me.

01:08:40.000 I don't like seeing that.

01:08:44.000 Hey, fellows, have you heard of a film called Apocalypse Now?

01:08:48.000 Just kidding.

01:08:49.000 Calm the fuck down.

01:08:51.000 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your favorite white female rapper from Toronto appears to have passed on to that great battle in the sky. 0.89

01:09:00.000 I think I speak for all baby monsters when I say, rest in power, Debbie.

01:09:05.000 Uh-oh.

01:09:07.000 That was that chick who was rapping and getting into fights, a real wiggery chick. 1.00

01:09:12.000 Yes.

01:09:13.000 Look at those.

01:09:14.000 It looks weird to see Canadian money stacked like that, doesn't it?

01:09:17.000 It's a bunch of 50s, and Canadian money is plastic.

01:09:22.000 So that probably weighs a ton.

01:09:27.000 Let's see what happened to her. 0.99

01:09:28.000 I don't want Debbie to die.

01:09:31.000 Almost on Twitter.

01:09:32.000 Now I'm hearing she died from a drug overdose.

01:09:36.000 She's just called Debbie.

01:09:39.000 Let's click on the link, though, so people know what we're talking about.

01:09:42.000 No, not that.

01:09:43.000 Ryan, you're not on it today.

01:09:46.000 Click of six...

01:09:48.000 The first one, yes.

01:09:51.000 No?

01:09:51.000 Okay, then go back.

01:09:52.000 We want to see the video of her.

01:09:54.000 She was like fighting some dude. 1.00

01:09:56.000 No, no, not that.

01:09:59.000 There, that'll do.

01:10:01.000 But you think they really fuck with me?

01:10:03.000 Now I get pulled the fucking on my latest episode.

01:10:07.000 Are you good with like money and stuff?

01:10:35.000 I don't have five, I'm not twenty.

01:10:36.000 Just please spend it on drugs. 0.92

01:10:38.000 I swear to God, I won't.

01:10:41.000 I swear to God, I won't.

01:10:42.000 I gave money to a junkie, but she promised me she wouldn't be spending it on heroin. 1.00

01:10:47.000 She actually swore to God.

01:10:49.000 Go down more?

01:10:53.000 Remember the fight she was in?

01:11:01.000 People that are still using drugs or just using fentanyl directly.

01:11:07.000 Couldn't she cover that face tat with a tiny q-tip of makeup? 0.95

01:11:14.000 She looks pretty good in that.

01:11:15.000 For L. You know, keep pushing for L. Real shit.

01:11:19.000 You know, it's not a joke.

01:11:21.000 It never was and it never will be.

01:11:23.000 Okay, enough.

01:11:24.000 Enough.

01:11:24.000 So she was like this black-obsessed chick.

01:11:33.000 I'm going to tell my cop friend that it didn't work.

01:11:37.000 Just a landline.

01:11:40.000 Oh, hey, good news.

01:11:42.000 We have Raven.

01:11:43.000 Oh, good.

01:11:44.000 Good.

01:11:45.000 Raven, are you there?

01:11:47.000 Yes, I am.

01:11:48.000 And that's the correct term for you, Raven?

01:11:50.000 Yes.

01:11:51.000 Do you get that so Raven a lot?

01:11:54.000 Whole life, yeah.

01:11:56.000 Oh, so your name is Raven.

01:11:58.000 Yeah.

01:11:59.000 Your parents are hippies?

01:12:00.000 Yeah, pretty much.

01:12:02.000 So they're cool with the facial tattoos?

01:12:04.000 Yeah.

01:12:05.000 I'm actually starting a fund for young Zoomers to pay for them to have all their fucking facial tattoos removed. 1.00

01:12:12.000 That's a good fund.

01:12:13.000 They're definitely, yes, that needs to be a thing.

01:12:16.000 Can you be at the front of the line?

01:12:18.000 Yeah, I will.

01:12:20.000 I'll get one removed.

01:12:21.000 Which one?

01:12:22.000 What's your least favorite facial tattoo?

01:12:26.000 Probably, I don't know.

01:12:27.000 I have this like moon rose thing on the side of my cheek.

01:12:32.000 But the girl who did it is one of the people that's been like, you know, posting the kind of stuff that's been posted about me.

01:12:40.000 So I'm like, I got to get that off.

01:12:43.000 Fantastic segue.

01:12:44.000 So I was talking today about how they say, okay, sex is you have to suck this woman's penis. 1.00

01:12:52.000 And everyone in this band, if you want to be part of our community, has to feel the exact same way about subjects like that.

01:12:57.000 Basically be super far left.

01:13:00.000 I don't even like saying that.

01:13:02.000 Like, be a radical new LGBT Biden state worshiping weirdo, which is fine. 0.97

01:13:10.000 I mean, it's like being a raw foodist or a flat earther or something like that.

01:13:13.000 Go ahead.

01:13:14.000 Have those crazy beliefs.

01:13:15.000 So they say, have these beliefs, or you're a Nazi and you're banished and you're an incel and you can only have conscience in the forest.

01:13:22.000 So these kids go, well, I don't want to suck a woman's penis. 1.00

01:13:25.000 So, okay, I guess I'll go do my thing in the forest.

01:13:28.000 And then they show up at the forest and go, what the fuck are you doing here?

01:13:32.000 Yeah.

01:13:33.000 And then you're punished.

01:13:35.000 You're punished.

01:13:36.000 It's like they send you on the gulag and then you get punished.

01:13:39.000 So tell us about your punishment.

01:13:40.000 What did you go through for the crime of having Virgin Fest?

01:13:45.000 Well, I mean, it all started, I'd say exactly an hour before the show was going to start was when that initial Atlanta Antifa Twitter post came out detailing that, you know, we were allegedly, well, not, well, they didn't say allegedly,

01:14:00.000 they said we are hosting a far-right rally.

01:14:05.000 And yeah, from there, it kind of snowballed into a lot of people like unfollowing me and like friends kind of cutting me off.

01:14:16.000 And then I was like, oh, this sucks.

01:14:18.000 But like, you know, they'll come around to realize that it was not what happened.

01:14:24.000 But it continued to snowball further, which in turn led to, I'd say, around 100-ish people within like the Atlanta art community resharing these like infographic style kind of call out posts about me.

01:14:43.000 And generally the photo they used for all of them was an old photo of me in front of a Confederate flag and basically describing that because of throwing Virgin Fest, I was a closeted neo-Nazi or white supremacist and that I don't deserve a place in the community and definitely don't deserve to be employed.

01:15:08.000 So in turn, they start harassing my employer at the time and sharing posts saying that, you know, this workplace employs white supremacists and we won't stand for that.

01:15:22.000 So make sure that they do the right thing.

01:15:25.000 And to them, the right thing is making me lose my job.

01:15:30.000 And then from...

01:15:33.000 And what was your job?

01:15:35.000 I'm a tattoo artist.

01:15:37.000 And so you're no longer employed at that particular establishment?

01:15:41.000 No, unfortunately, I'm not.

01:15:42.000 And was the tone of your employer, hey, Raven, you're cool and I love you, but we can't afford to be shut down?

01:15:50.000 Because I've heard a lot of tattoos get that.

01:15:53.000 I like to view it as like the trolley problem where it was like, either cut me or like don't do anything and potentially lose the whole business.

01:16:02.000 And, you know, it sucks, but I would feel even worse if her whole business was lost over this.

01:16:10.000 Yeah, it's such a strange, I mean, I've been in that exact situation before where you say to your employer or your business partners, you know, do what you guys think is right, but I don't want to put anything on you where you lose your jobs and you go bankrupt because of me.

01:16:22.000 I don't mind if I don't want you, I don't want this collider damage, which is what they take advantage of.

01:16:28.000 This is why they attack because they know it's sort of like going after, you know, wives and children and family members.

01:16:35.000 They know that you're going to break if we start destroying everything around you.

01:16:39.000 Yeah.

01:16:40.000 So are you unemployed now?

01:16:43.000 Are you unemployed now?

01:16:46.000 So I am lucky enough that I have like a big enough house where I did have an extra room that I kind of converted into a kind of temporary studio until I can figure out either opening my own studio or working at another shop.

01:17:01.000 But I've just been taking clients that I've tattooed before and that I'm like familiar enough with so I feel safe enough to tattoo them in a private space like that.

01:17:12.000 And I also put out my artwork on merchandise, like prints and t-shirts and stuff a couple days ago.

01:17:21.000 So kind of just doing various things.

01:17:23.000 I saw that you fucked up and you put up low-res pictures and totally destroyed the initial merch push.

01:17:31.000 Way to go, Nazi. 0.92

01:17:33.000 I did mess up.

01:17:35.000 Yeah, but I got to sort it out, so everything's okay now.

01:17:39.000 Ryan, you can pull that up so we plug it on the show.

01:17:42.000 How do we get to this merch?

01:17:45.000 I can send the link in the chat really quickly.

01:17:48.000 But give a dummy's version.

01:17:50.000 So if people are Googling it.

01:17:52.000 I see it right here.

01:17:54.000 I saw it on your Twitter.

01:17:55.000 So your Twitter is CopKiller1999.

01:17:58.000 I take it you're not a fan of the boys in blue?

01:18:01.000 So to be fair, the username originally stemmed from a John Mel song that I really liked.

01:18:07.000 Oh, Cop Killer.

01:18:08.000 I am not the biggest fan of the police, I will say.

01:18:11.000 However, post-Virgin Fest, the Virgin Fest cops, they were pretty nice.

01:18:18.000 I think maybe there's some good ones.

01:18:21.000 The conservative is a liberal who got mugged.

01:18:25.000 And this isn't Virgin Fest 2, for the records.

01:18:28.000 No.

01:18:29.000 That was a show in Reading, Pennsylvania, and it was Negative XP, Hard Christ, Greens on Toast, and I believe Fire Company, which is a local band to there.

01:18:42.000 And we all just drove up for the weekend, and that went perfectly.

01:18:46.000 No Antifa out in Pennsylvania, I guess.

01:18:49.000 Because nobody tried to shut that down.

01:18:51.000 Really good time.

01:18:52.000 You're coming all the way from Atlanta?

01:18:55.000 That's a hell of a drive, isn't it?

01:18:57.000 Yeah, it was 11 hours, but it was pretty fun.

01:18:59.000 Damn.

01:19:00.000 Yeah, your friends look cool.

01:19:02.000 It's funny that, you know, cop killer and hard Christ are lumped in with mainstream conservatives in this need to join the cult or die.

01:19:11.000 Don't you think it's when your whole life existence is on punch a Nazi, and then you go outside and you don't see any Nazis, you go, I got to start making them out of scratch. 0.51

01:19:21.000 Yeah.

01:19:22.000 How about Raven, Gavin, Hard Christ, Shooter?

01:19:26.000 Let's Sam Hyde.

01:19:27.000 Let's make all them Nazis, and at least I got my numbers up. 0.99

01:19:30.000 Yeah.

01:19:33.000 Idiotic.

01:19:34.000 Well, are you going to keep doing Virgin Fests?

01:19:39.000 Yeah.

01:19:40.000 Yeah, of course.

01:19:42.000 It's just a matter of now trying to lock down a venue that is aware of the kind of backlash they could get for it.

01:19:51.000 Because everything that happened was very extreme.

01:19:54.000 My former employer is still getting every now and then the occasional just hate message or threat or bad Google review.

01:20:04.000 So whoever opens up a space to host it next definitely needs to be mentally prepared to deal with this kind of stuff all over again.

01:20:13.000 Well, the first venue was God.

01:20:15.000 I mean, was the forest mentally prepared?

01:20:19.000 Well, I mean, the first venue was going to be at the tattoo shop because my coworkers, we all listen to negative XP.

01:20:26.000 So it was kind of something we're all pretty excited for.

01:20:29.000 And then because of the pressure from Antifa, we had to move the venue to a park because that was really the only thing we could think of at that point.

01:20:39.000 That's Anhero.

01:20:40.000 Stream Anhero.

01:20:42.000 And you got in shit for that.

01:20:45.000 Well, fuck them if they can't take a joke.

01:20:48.000 Don't let them break you.

01:20:49.000 Thanks for coming on the show, Raven.

01:20:50.000 You're an inspiration.

01:20:51.000 Thanks for having me.

01:20:52.000 Thank you.

01:20:53.000 See ya.

01:20:59.000 I'll be repping guys.

01:21:02.000 Expressing feelings in the workplace.

01:21:05.000 This gentleman wants us to know.

01:21:07.000 Started listening to GML Podcast 2018.

01:21:10.000 Found your solo podcast, nothing short of fantastic.

01:21:12.000 They're all streaming consciousness rambles that contain humor and wisdom in equal measure.

01:21:15.000 In your podcast about making money and getting rich, you discuss what it takes to achieve actual success in business and the fact that you have to push your sensitivity, narcissism, and laziness to the side in order to make it.

01:21:26.000 The story about the dumb black chick intern really stuck with me. 1.00

01:21:29.000 Yeah, me too.

01:21:30.000 He's talking about the girl that I gave shitty jobs to because that's what I do to interns when they start. 1.00

01:21:34.000 And she wrote a note that she crumpled up and left in her desk that said, why do they keep giving me all these stupid jobs like taking out the garbage? 1.00

01:21:42.000 Don't they realize, hasn't 400 years of history taught them that I'm worth more?

01:21:50.000 And to her I say, who do you think took out the garbage when we started the company?

01:21:56.000 Who do you think did the taxes? 0.97

01:21:58.000 Who do you think washed the windows? 1.00

01:22:00.000 The guy.

01:22:02.000 You don't start a company with a full staff ready to cook and clean and prepare.

01:22:08.000 We had a shoebox for provincial taxes, which is like state tax, and a shoebox for federal taxes, all the forms that we needed at the end of the year.

01:22:19.000 Anyway.

01:22:22.000 You also talked about the early days of vice and how you could have awesome work parties in a spirit of entrepreneurship that wasn't completely gay and sanitary. 0.96

01:22:29.000 With the HR revolution, however, a giant pool of government and a giant pool of government money up for grabs, the principles of hard work, authenticity, fraternity, and meritocracy are gradually getting tossed aside in favor of inclusion and even worse, emotional intelligence.

01:22:46.000 As always, if you want to check in on the most retarded woke shit going on in the West, look no further than the BBC, the news authority for the most paused country probably in the world. 1.00

01:22:56.000 The article discusses how not all displays of emotion are treated equally.

01:22:59.000 And it's written by Zulika Nathu, an Indian immigrant to Canada, announcing to everyone that the workplace is inherently racist and sexist in every way. 0.99

01:23:09.000 In her workplace, everything becomes about interpretations, blah, blah, blah.

01:23:13.000 She's a glorified TMZ correspondent, cosplaying as a reporter.

01:23:19.000 And this is what they do when they get here, these immigrates. 1.00

01:23:23.000 They fucking go straight into this place sucks.

01:23:30.000 And then he ends it with, here's a passage illustrating the kind of groundbreaking research that went into this piece.

01:23:35.000 Research suggests that there isn't a gender gap regarding feeling rules.

01:23:39.000 There's a racial discrepancy as well.

01:23:41.000 Data suggests when workers of color display emotions, their feelings can elicit a different response compared to white workers displaying the same emotions.

01:23:50.000 God, I'd love to see the way they did this test.

01:23:53.000 Bullshit.

01:23:55.000 This forces BIPOC employees to self-monitor in the workplace, to guard against colleagues incorrectly interpreting their emotions in a way that adversely impacts their careers, significantly increasing their emotional load.

01:24:09.000 Fuck off.

01:24:11.000 Hey, G-Dog.

01:24:13.000 It says, check out this Joe Biden TikTok.

01:24:16.000 You're showing all the names Tithead.

01:24:22.000 Can you jump down?

01:24:24.000 Nope.

01:24:26.000 In fact, these both came in at 129.

01:24:29.000 The subject is spooky shit.

01:24:51.000 Why don't you come with me?

01:24:54.000 Such a lovely job.

01:24:57.000 Thank you so much.

01:25:03.000 Honey, what is it?

01:25:04.000 Huh?

01:25:06.000 I want to go home.

01:25:09.000 That makes me want to see that movie now.

01:25:12.000 Remember that movie?

01:25:13.000 What was that?

01:25:13.000 Children of the Corn or something?

01:25:15.000 Poltergeist 2, it says.

01:25:17.000 That was weird because that little girl, everyone involved in that movie died.

01:25:21.000 Do you ever look up the Poltergeist Curse?

01:25:25.000 It was built on an Indian burial ground in the first one.

01:25:28.000 They dig it up and they see all these skeletons everywhere.

01:25:31.000 The props department discovered it was cheaper to get actual human skeletons than fake skeletons.

01:25:36.000 So they bought human skeletons.

01:25:39.000 Jesus.

01:25:39.000 So in the scene where they're going, ah, with a skull there, that's a skull.

01:25:45.000 And then everyone started dying.

01:25:46.000 The little girl we just saw, she got Crohn's disease and I think died.

01:25:51.000 So a friend of mine, actually, a lesbian, is the girl in the poster where you just see her back and it's like, they're here.

01:25:58.000 That's not the girl because the girl had died by the time they were doing the campaign. 0.80

01:26:04.000 Exorcism, that's gay. 1.00

01:26:05.000 That's some Indian dude.

01:26:08.000 Died within a couple years of the sequel.

01:26:10.000 The girl we just saw died at 12.

01:26:13.000 Oh, and then keep going down?

01:26:15.000 Yeah, that girl died at 12. 0.94

01:26:17.000 And then, like, one of them was murdered.

01:26:20.000 And then, and this is just 2009.

01:26:22.000 I think it's, it's, yeah, look at this.

01:26:24.000 Richard Lawson was aboard Flight 405 when it crashed into Flushing Bay in 1992.

01:26:29.000 A total of 27 people were killed.

01:26:31.000 Lawson survived.

01:26:33.000 Holy shit.

01:26:37.000 Dear Gavin, I like everything you say about fatherhood and marriage.

01:26:39.000 My wife and I are coming up on nine years this month.

01:26:42.000 We are both 29 years old.

01:26:44.000 One thing you may have missed out on by getting married in your early 20s is having your head up your ass your first decade of marriage.

01:26:50.000 But I didn't realize until I started watching your show how much self-worth and pride I drew from leading and raising a family.

01:26:55.000 Marriage is hard.

01:26:56.000 We're going through a hard time now.

01:26:58.000 I got out of the Navy early last year and it's been an adjustment.

01:27:00.000 Can you talk more about marriage hardships in your first decade of marriage compared to your second decade?

01:27:05.000 Thanks for being a great motivator.

01:27:08.000 Well, this is tough because it's my personal life.

01:27:10.000 But I would say I like what Dennis Prager was saying yesterday about you don't have to love them.

01:27:17.000 They don't have to be your soulmate.

01:27:18.000 You just have to like each other.

01:27:20.000 And you can feel yourself drifting apart.

01:27:24.000 I think porn is a really dangerous game to play and that makes couples drift apart because the man goes, I can just get it from my computer.

01:27:31.000 They sort of like go the incel MGTOW way and go, if you don't want me, I don't want you. 0.87

01:27:36.000 And they disappear.

01:27:36.000 You have to keep fighting.

01:27:38.000 Keep hitting on her.

01:27:40.000 And, you know, stay out of her hair.

01:27:42.000 Women have their times when they want to be alone and don't try to be their best friend during that time. 1.00

01:27:48.000 Just vanish.

01:27:49.000 But they also have times when they want you around.

01:27:52.000 So don't sit at the bar going, she doesn't want me around. 1.00

01:27:55.000 Be there.

01:27:56.000 Make repairs.

01:27:59.000 I mean, I know I was going to say cook and clean, but I don't like doing either of those things.

01:28:03.000 But I will, you know, be up to like, I will go on a six-hour stint even after work, just fixing shit around the house and putting up this painting and taking down this thing and assembling these shelves.

01:28:14.000 And also, take the kids off our hands.

01:28:18.000 Go take them on a big long walk that's hours and hours long.

01:28:22.000 I want to find this thing we were talking about about the guy who followed our advice and got off his phone all weekend.

01:28:33.000 I think if I look up Wick.

01:28:37.000 John Wick.

01:28:39.000 Oh, fuck.

01:28:40.000 How do you spell John Wick?

01:28:42.000 J-O-H-N. 1.00

01:28:43.000 Living Life Taking Your Advice.

01:28:44.000 W-I-C-K. 1.00

01:28:45.000 Hey, G-Dog, took your advice.

01:28:47.000 Why isn't that coming up on my shit, yo?

01:28:49.000 It's fucked up out there, though.

01:28:52.000 Ha! 0.89

01:28:56.000 Well, maybe you should read it.

01:28:58.000 Okay.

01:28:59.000 Let's see here.

01:29:00.000 Oh, maybe it went...

01:29:02.000 Yeah, he sent it to my fucking personal email, which is a pet peeve.

01:29:06.000 It is pinned.

01:29:07.000 Stop doing that.

01:29:08.000 It's also sent to the mailbag, but it's pinned.

01:29:12.000 It's pinned?

01:29:12.000 November 1st.

01:29:13.000 How do you pin something?

01:29:15.000 Well, mine are pinned, but yours are flags.

01:29:18.000 Oh, okay.

01:29:19.000 Hey, G-Dog, took your advice and lived life this weekend.

01:29:21.000 So this is the past weekend.

01:29:23.000 Went out solo to a bar that I've never been to and decided to have the best time possible.

01:29:28.000 I didn't sit around on my phone like a loser and made friends.

01:29:32.000 I won $250 at a costume playing John Wick.

01:29:35.000 Anyway, great advice doing this.

01:29:37.000 I'm doing this forever from now on.

01:29:41.000 And then we have him on stage.

01:29:43.000 One, two, three.

01:29:56.000 See?

01:29:57.000 That's what happens when you're not on your phone.

01:30:00.000 He'd never been there before.

01:30:01.000 I don't even know if he went with anyone.

01:30:03.000 Thank God somebody else was on their phone so we can get that nice footage, though.

01:30:08.000 Yeah.

01:30:10.000 Let those smokes be on their phone. 1.00

01:30:18.000 This is weird.

01:30:19.000 Some guy sending us pictures of his newborn.

01:30:21.000 I'm not showing those.

01:30:27.000 Caving it censored.

01:30:29.000 No, don't do that.

01:30:30.000 All right.

01:30:31.000 We have time for possibly two more.

01:30:34.000 Did you see this breaking?

01:30:36.000 Uh-oh.

01:30:37.000 New footage of Rittenhouse.

01:30:40.000 Ooh.

01:30:40.000 I don't know if that's of interest, but it makes him look super duper innocent.

01:30:46.000 Blow it up.

01:30:52.000 Running away.

01:31:32.000 Thanks for your narration, Mask Man.

01:31:50.000 Murder that guy's the two baddies.

01:32:21.000 Now they start chasing them.

01:32:22.000 You won't do shit, Mother Effer.

01:32:26.000 It's telling shit.

01:32:34.000 Hey! 0.99

01:32:36.000 Muzzle Flash.

01:32:39.000 Were they shoot?

01:32:40.000 Oh, this isn't very clear.

01:32:41.000 I feel like I've seen clearer videos.

01:32:42.000 Did you see the one, the montage?

01:32:44.000 I think it's in my notes.

01:32:45.000 It's Rittenhouse Better Walk.

01:32:49.000 Where the guy, I think his name's Rosenbaum, who's a serial pedophile and a midget, was screaming, shoot me, motherfucker, shoot me. 0.99

01:32:59.000 Kill me, motherfucker, shoot me. 1.00

01:33:01.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:03.000 Is that in my notes?

01:33:06.000 I retired in Better Walk and Written, and then nothing came up.

01:33:09.000 Let's see.

01:33:11.000 Yesterday's.

01:33:16.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:33:17.000 Yesterday's.

01:33:25.000 Oh, yeah, I remember this guy.

01:33:28.000 Shoot me the news.

01:33:30.000 Shoot me the dead.

01:33:57.000 Medical HARPERS.

01:34:08.000 You can even laugh at that, Ryan.

01:34:10.000 I did.

01:34:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:34:16.000 He's got no bicep.

01:34:18.000 He was crying about how his bicep is all gone, and it hurts always.

01:34:23.000 Go, kid.

01:34:25.000 It's the police, ma'am.

01:34:27.000 You're such a tribe to bomb the right and shot. 1.00

01:34:31.000 He's dead.

01:34:33.000 Oh, shit.

01:34:37.000 I see this as an absolute win.

01:34:45.000 Damn.

01:34:46.000 They meme the fuck out of that.

01:34:48.000 They really added some memes.

01:34:52.000 They really are not sensitive to the plight of the really the aggressors.

01:34:57.000 I wouldn't call them the victims.

01:35:01.000 Okay, last one.

01:35:03.000 We're not going to get through the whole thing, but...

01:35:05.000 Dear Gavin, an retarded baby monster who wrote in, first off, saying that Jordan Peterson's work is diminished due to his addiction is so fucking stupid, it would be equivalent to saying Gavin could never be a great father because he is an alcoholic that pisses himself and his kids will all grow up the same. 0.99

01:35:22.000 Therefore, every great piece of advice he has given means nothing.

01:35:25.000 No, that's a terrible analogy, sir.

01:35:28.000 Have you noticed that people talk about how fucking stupid other people are?

01:35:31.000 Fucking stupid.

01:35:33.000 First of all, I exaggerate the alcoholism.

01:35:39.000 I drink normal amounts for a 50-year-old man from Scotland.

01:35:44.000 In Glasgow, I'm known as a teetotaler, a pussy.

01:35:48.000 Last night I had a shot and four beers.

01:35:53.000 Alcoholics have about a bottle a day.

01:35:58.000 Secondly, when I found I had problems and I was worried about my marriage and, you know, it was getting canceled and all my friends are going to jail, I adapted to that by going to a boxing gym every morning and boxing for two hours before I even start the day.

01:36:17.000 That helped me deal with conflict and paranoia and all that other stuff.

01:36:23.000 And it helped me enjoy the idea of confrontation.

01:36:26.000 That's what you do when you're in dire straits.

01:36:30.000 You don't go and take fucking opioids ever.

01:36:34.000 Opioids are benzos?

01:36:37.000 Like, that's serious fucking drugs that are almost impossible to get off.

01:36:41.000 So you don't do that as a reaction to a crisis, especially when your whole existence is reacting to crises.

01:36:50.000 Is your life in disarray?

01:36:52.000 Do you feel overwhelmed?

01:36:53.000 Well, I'm the guy.

01:36:55.000 So we're right.

01:36:58.000 I went to Russia to make it better.

01:37:00.000 No, your withdrawal symptoms were so bad that you had to get involved in all kinds of experimental medicine, and that eventually brought you to Russia.

01:37:11.000 To Russia, yeah.

01:37:12.000 And eating meat only.

01:37:16.000 Rice, chicken, or beans?

01:37:20.000 Rice and beans are meat?

01:37:22.000 No, no, no.

01:37:23.000 Only eating meat.

01:37:24.000 No rice, no chicken, no beans.

01:37:26.000 Just meat.

01:37:27.000 Chicken is meat, is it not?

01:37:30.000 Now we're splitting hairs, man.

01:37:32.000 Come on.

01:37:32.000 Use your bloody brain.

01:37:36.000 Even Michael Jordan learned from a coach who could never do half the things physically that he taught Michael.

01:37:41.000 That's another shit analogy.

01:37:43.000 Like, we're not saying he's a retard because he got addicted to pills. 0.88

01:37:48.000 He's obviously a very intelligent man.

01:37:51.000 But it's the hypocrisy when he tells people how to solve their problems and he can't solve his own that we go, hmm.

01:38:00.000 The thing that matters the most is how other people apply his rules to their own life, regardless of if he does it or not.

01:38:05.000 Okay?

01:38:06.000 He never built himself into some moral authority or claimed to be one, but his advice is life-changing for so many people.

01:38:12.000 That is why his rules for life grew so fast along with YouTube.

01:38:15.000 If we all gauge each other's morals on knowing every personal aspect of our lives and every secret of our past, we would all be in hell now.

01:38:22.000 I should also make it clear that in Jordan's new book, he spends, well, at least the first third, discussing all his addictions and the various treatments and blah, blah, fucking blah.

01:38:35.000 So he makes it a thing.

01:38:38.000 I have a 48-year-old carving alcoholic.

01:38:39.000 My life changed when my daughter was born 21 years ago.

01:38:42.000 So the multiple, I thought it said 21 hours ago.

01:38:45.000 21 hours ago, my life changed forever.

01:38:48.000 So the multiple rehab and AA meetings were useless until I was truly ready to change.

01:38:53.000 Anyway, we get the idea.

01:38:56.000 It sounds like he had a very heavy load.

01:39:00.000 And what do you mean?

01:39:01.000 A load to bear.

01:39:06.000 All right.

01:39:07.000 Oh, I get it.

01:39:08.000 I finally got it.

01:39:09.000 Yep, got it.

01:39:11.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:39:28.000 Before we get to the final video, I saw this meme going around, and I wish I had thought of this before Baby Monsters was a thing, but what a great way to say goodbye.

01:39:38.000 Stay fresh, cheesebags.

01:39:42.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:39:43.000 Yes.

01:39:45.000 What's that?

01:39:46.000 Stay cool, pony boy.

01:39:49.000 What is that?

01:39:50.000 I think it's from the outsiders.

01:39:53.000 Stay something, pony boy.

01:39:56.000 Or then there's also Glenn Eastwood when he leaves the Hmong kid who didn't have the balls to go up to that girl that liked him. 1.00

01:40:03.000 And Walt Kowalski just goes, Good day, puss cake.

01:40:09.000 Stay gold, pony boy.

01:40:11.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:40:13.000 Stay fresh, cheese bags.

01:40:17.000 That rules.

01:40:18.000 So that's going to become a thing.

01:40:23.000 So this is a very long video.

01:40:26.000 We'll have to hop around in it.

01:40:27.000 But like Asians, Mexicans don't have the proper enzymes to break down alcohol. 1.00

01:40:33.000 And they don't handle it well.

01:40:35.000 But unlike Asians, they love drinking it. 1.00

01:40:39.000 So they often get into pretty bad car accidents.

01:40:44.000 And then they're emotional and angry after the accident and want to argue with the cops.

01:40:50.000 I like this coat.

01:40:52.000 Yeah.

01:40:53.000 Animal colored.

01:40:54.000 It's probably 75 degrees.

01:40:57.000 His back must be moist.

01:41:01.000 Why?

01:41:02.000 Oh, because it's hot.

01:41:03.000 He must be sweating such to a point where his back is wet.

01:41:07.000 I get it now.

01:41:08.000 He might have a wet.

01:41:09.000 Look at this guy.

01:41:10.000 They're so square.

01:41:13.000 Yeah, they're not exactly curvaceous.

01:41:17.000 She's wasted. 0.99

01:41:19.000 What are you recording me for?

01:41:21.000 Back up.

01:41:22.000 Why are you recording for?

01:41:25.000 What you gonna do?

01:41:26.000 Here, I'll give you two options.

01:41:28.000 Why are you recording or what are you recording for?

01:41:31.000 Those are your only two options.

01:41:37.000 Look, he's all emotional now, pleading.

01:41:41.000 What is the pleading going to do?

01:41:43.000 Are they going to get off her and let her go and attack the person filming?

01:41:49.000 I get it.

01:41:49.000 Get back.

01:41:51.000 I get it.

01:41:51.000 Get back.

01:41:52.000 He had the...

01:41:52.000 Oh, he's bilingual.

01:41:53.000 No, but he had the voice.

01:41:57.000 I get it.

01:41:57.000 Get back.

01:41:59.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:42:00.000 She's getting arrested. 0.99

01:42:02.000 She's causing a scene with the rest her. 1.00

01:42:10.000 Is it the burritos that give him that shape?

01:42:16.000 I'm filming you.

01:42:17.000 Yeah, they know, dude.

01:42:20.000 They're probably filming themselves.

01:42:21.000 Listen to the screaming.

01:42:24.000 Yeah, they're bringing her to the murder factory?

01:42:35.000 I gotta say, this guy is a good cameraman.

01:42:37.000 How many times have we watched videos like this and it's like someone's foot?

01:42:42.000 This is good quality.

01:42:44.000 He's the Scorsese of Grindface. 0.99

01:42:55.000 She's going to be fun at the station, isn't she?

01:42:58.000 Nobody dare ask Scorsese what he recording for.

01:43:02.000 She didn't.

01:43:04.000 He said, why are you recording for?

01:43:06.000 Right.

01:43:10.000 It's weird to flip your car upside down and have attitude.

01:43:17.000 Fuck you doing, bitch. 1.00

01:43:18.000 Leave me alone.

01:43:19.000 I just flip my car.

01:43:21.000 Get the cops all up in my grill.

01:43:23.000 Look at her sobbing. 0.69

01:43:26.000 I bet they don't have insurance.

01:43:29.000 So fo.

01:43:35.000 Couldn't it be San Diego I'm gonna go to the other side?

01:43:37.000 No, I was thinking of a buffo pun and I couldn't do it. 0.99

01:43:39.000 Look, they have a spit guard on her. 1.00

01:43:41.000 Oh, shman. 0.98

01:43:42.000 Did you skip ahead?

01:43:43.000 No.

01:43:47.000 What should we do about this?

01:43:50.000 I don't know.

01:43:51.000 Flip it over?

01:43:54.000 It's a Honda.

01:43:55.000 You could repair that thing.

01:43:57.000 And now they're gonna...

01:43:58.000 Now they put their masks on after all this shit?

01:44:02.000 After the woman spat on them? 0.94

01:44:09.000 She's not a LARPer. 1.00

01:44:11.000 Oh, they're taking away.

01:44:12.000 Oh, they gotta get her into an ambulance. 1.00

01:44:18.000 You hear that?

01:44:21.000 Like, cops have to deal with dangerous men who could kill them. 0.82

01:44:43.000 And then they don't play it.

01:44:49.000 Shut the fuck up, fucking bitch. 1.00

01:44:53.000 She just goes, fucking shut the fuck up, fucking bitch. 1.00

01:44:57.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:44:58.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:45:03.000 If I was a cop, I'd be unable to resist saying that guy's still recording it, by the way.

01:45:10.000 That pissed you off.

01:45:14.000 Oh, she's gonna notice him.

01:45:15.000 Please notice him.

01:45:19.000 She's still spitting in the back. 0.87

01:45:21.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:45:25.000 I wish she noticed the guy.

01:45:26.000 If I was the EMT, I'd whisper in her ear and be like, that cop just called me a fucking coach. 0.58

01:45:30.000 There's not enough people antagonizing these people more.

01:45:34.000 Like when someone's having a public freak out, you go, you're pissed off, right?

01:45:39.000 Is she being a bitch to you? 1.00

01:45:41.000 Like, get her going. 0.94

01:45:42.000 These motherfuckers, they don't care about you, do they? 1.00

01:45:45.000 That guy over there was laughing at you.

01:45:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:45:48.000 Hey, why are you laughing?

01:45:51.000 What are you doing?

01:45:52.000 Why are you laughing so hard?

01:45:53.000 Oh, that's smart.

01:45:54.000 They put the whatever six by six is down so it don't roll away.

01:46:01.000 Come on, come on. 0.99

01:46:04.000 Oh, it's like taking a shit.

01:46:07.000 All right.

01:46:10.000 That's it, folks.

01:46:11.000 So a little disjointed at the end there.

01:46:15.000 But yeah, we were in a really funny situation where we're told to join a radical cult, and if we don't, we're banished.

01:46:24.000 I mean, the clown world is drifting into like a Scientology cult or some weird thing where everyone's wearing a red turtleneck and listening to the Gashigami tell us that democracy is retarded, buddy. 1.00

01:46:39.000 I'm not joining your cult.

01:46:40.000 So you can insist on mandates.

01:46:45.000 You can make me pull my kids out of school.

01:46:47.000 You can threaten me with prison time.

01:46:49.000 You can deport me.

01:46:51.000 You can cancel me.

01:46:52.000 You can ostracize me and my family.

01:46:55.000 I'm not joining your cult.

01:46:58.000 And I got all day.

01:47:00.000 Just like Alan Froyer said when he insisted I was at the January 6th and he goes, I got to hand it to you.

01:47:05.000 You take a licking and keep on ticking.

01:47:07.000 Yeah, we all do.

01:47:09.000 Baby monsters take a licking and keep on ticking.

01:47:11.000 It's called having character.

01:47:13.000 It's called wanting to convey a sense of legacy to your children.

01:47:17.000 It's called having morals.

01:47:19.000 It's called being a handshake guy.

01:47:21.000 It's called caring about our children and wanting to nurture them.

01:47:26.000 That's our options.

01:47:28.000 That's exhibit A. You're offering different things.

01:47:31.000 No, I don't want your different things.

01:47:34.000 I'm good with these things over here.

01:47:36.000 You go with your furry awareness campaign and you're eating strangers' asses in public.

01:47:44.000 That's your shit.

01:47:45.000 You go ruin the city with that stuff.

01:47:47.000 Follow Joe Biden to the grave.

01:47:49.000 I'm not coming with you.

01:47:51.000 So get fired.

01:47:52.000 Get in trouble.

01:47:53.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:48:13.000 This may be hard to hear, but all the men you like are pretty queer. 1.00

01:48:18.000 Like they really care about what people think.

01:48:20.000 And so that's why they all lift all the time.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 02, 2021

S04E50 - ONE OF US

Episode Stats

Summary

Transcript