Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E119

00:00:16.000 It's with you.

00:00:36.000 There's nothing I cannot like the way you move.

00:00:41.000 I've been trying, but I can't hide it from you.

00:00:50.000 Hi, guys.

00:00:52.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:00:54.000 I'm a little sunburnt from the baseball game yesterday, my kids' baseball game.

00:01:00.000 I have two boys in baseball.

00:01:02.000 One is as good as the MLB.

00:01:04.000 I mean, he himself is one of the top three players in our community.

00:01:12.000 But kids, teenage kids after puberty hits, you're just watching MLB.

00:01:17.000 Like, they hit it out of the park, literally and figuratively.

00:01:21.000 So that's fun.

00:01:22.000 The nine-year-olds, not so much.

00:01:26.000 Inning one, we were winning, 7-4.

00:01:28.000 They tied it up.

00:01:29.000 The next inning, 7-7.

00:01:31.000 Then the third inning, what did the score become?

00:01:36.000 27-7.

00:01:38.000 And it was 90 degrees.

00:01:41.000 My nine-year-old was the catcher.

00:01:43.000 And the throws were unfathomably bad.

00:01:46.000 Like 10 feet over the fucking batter four or five times in a row.

00:01:52.000 And when it's that shitty, you kind of look at the dad like, what's this?

00:02:00.000 What the fuck am I looking at here?

00:02:04.000 This is Baba Bowie's opening pitch again and again and again.

00:02:09.000 Have you ever played Catch with Your Son?

00:02:11.000 What the fuck?

00:02:14.000 Oh, I don't have a pen.

00:02:15.000 Here I go.

00:02:20.000 So that was grim.

00:02:21.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:02:22.000 Opening song, Surf Curse, band from Reno, formed a few years ago.

00:02:27.000 They're in LA now.

00:02:28.000 Kind of groovy.

00:02:29.000 Good vibes.

00:02:30.000 It's funny that we get baby monsters complaining about my taste of music when 90% of the songs I play are from baby monsters.

00:02:38.000 So you're mad at yourselves.

00:02:40.000 What do you think of this pocket square and this tie?

00:02:42.000 I like it.

00:02:43.000 I was just looking at it.

00:02:44.000 It's not the same maroon.

00:02:47.000 I think that's fine.

00:02:49.000 Yeah, it's kind of a black thing to be perfectly, to have your pocket square perfectly match your tie.

00:02:54.000 I think it looks a little juvenile.

00:02:56.000 Yeah, it's still like in the same realm.

00:02:58.000 Like it's a different shade of the same thing.

00:03:01.000 Well, some people suggest you go right outside the box, like black polka dots.

00:03:04.000 Yeah.

00:03:06.000 So I think I should have done that.

00:03:10.000 No.

00:03:11.000 This is too close.

00:03:12.000 It's like red and pink.

00:03:17.000 Ryan and I are still fasting.

00:03:20.000 Today is the last day.

00:03:21.000 Fast last.

00:03:23.000 Now, I've got some confessions to make.

00:03:25.000 I've been drinking beer.

00:03:27.000 Every day.

00:03:28.000 Usually four or five over the course of the day.

00:03:31.000 By night, my stomach is so uncomfortable and I'm so miserable and so hungry that I'll drink a bourbon to get to sleep and because it numbs the pain.

00:03:41.000 I would describe my feelings as very sad.

00:03:44.000 I feel like I'm divorced.

00:03:46.000 I feel like feeling upset.

00:03:49.000 This is what it must feel like to be bankrupt.

00:03:52.000 To have a sick, well, not a sick kid, that's much worse, but you know what I mean.

00:03:56.000 To be sued into bankruptcy, I would imagine, really sucks.

00:04:01.000 It's not particularly painful.

00:04:03.000 It's just like, I always say that to guys going bald.

00:04:06.000 Dude, stop bumming out.

00:04:07.000 You're just one lower.

00:04:10.000 Like, say you were a six, now you're a five.

00:04:13.000 Oh, well.

00:04:14.000 So it's sort of like that.

00:04:15.000 Like my happiness generally is probably about a 77%.

00:04:19.000 And this past five days, it's been a 55%.

00:04:23.000 It's gone down 20%.

00:04:24.000 How do you feel, Ryan?

00:04:25.000 Pretty good.

00:04:27.000 It's all mental for me.

00:04:28.000 Well, I should make clear that Ryan has done a much better job than me.

00:04:32.000 And I have more confessions to make, by the way.

00:04:33.000 On Saturday, we were cleaning up and one of my kids had a pesto bow tie pasta.

00:04:39.000 I ate it.

00:04:40.000 Yeah.

00:04:40.000 Last night, as I was cleaning up, I ate a Cheeto.

00:04:45.000 On Friday, I grabbed a piece of salad, like a little piece of salad, which, by the way, showed up in my feces, not my feces, my explosive diarrhea the next day.

00:04:55.000 So with the beers and the whiskey and like, dude, the smallest snacks imaginable.

00:05:02.000 And it's not like you go, oh.

00:05:05.000 Yeah.

00:05:05.000 Like you eat a Cheeto, it's fucking delicious.

00:05:08.000 You feel like you caught a grasshopper on naked and afraid.

00:05:12.000 But you don't feel good after.

00:05:15.000 It doesn't do anything.

00:05:16.000 You know, I hear people telling me that you've been doing it actually in hard mode because you're resetting.

00:05:22.000 You're supposed to just be like eating fat, eating fat, and you can go forever like that until you're like emaciated.

00:05:28.000 But Bobby Sands, I think, went like 47 days.

00:05:31.000 Yeah, that's easy to do, apparently.

00:05:32.000 If you're fat, you could just not eat.

00:05:36.000 It's true.

00:05:38.000 And you swear on your baby's life.

00:05:40.000 On my baby's life.

00:05:41.000 But besides that little thing of salsa, and I've even put myself through tests where I, you know, the NYU graduation, I watched her eat chicken tenders with delicious looking fries.

00:05:50.000 The barbecue sauce, I would just go, I would love to do that.

00:05:54.000 But I watched her eat Popeyes yesterday and just sat there.

00:05:57.000 And Instagram lived it, so that way it's proof.

00:06:00.000 When she was done with it, and then fucking.

00:06:02.000 I took the kids to Elevation Burger yesterday where I could have got that burger with the cheese and the egg on it.

00:06:09.000 Yeah.

00:06:10.000 You took me there once it ruled.

00:06:12.000 They have hand-cut fries, which are becoming an endangered species.

00:06:15.000 And then I just had to, my youngest didn't, my oldest had already eaten.

00:06:19.000 He didn't tell me.

00:06:20.000 And then the youngest wasn't interested in his fries.

00:06:23.000 You know, they're coming out of a heat wave, so no one has an appetite.

00:06:27.000 So I took these unbelievably delicious hand-cut fries and I put them in the garbage.

00:06:33.000 Or when I do pancake morning, right?

00:06:35.000 I make my kids pancakes every Sunday and they do shapes and I take requests.

00:06:40.000 So I'm doing a gorilla tag, they're eating gorilla tag, and then it gets clogged.

00:06:44.000 I made it a little too thick.

00:06:45.000 So what I usually do for those is I suck out the clog and then I swallow it because it's fucking delicious.

00:06:51.000 This time I had to suck out the clog and then spit it into a mug.

00:06:55.000 Wow.

00:06:55.000 Well, that's good, man.

00:06:56.000 That's good dedication.

00:06:57.000 But yeah, yet again, I think you've had a harder run of it than me.

00:07:00.000 Haven't been hungry once.

00:07:02.000 Mentally starving.

00:07:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:04.000 I just, I want to.

00:07:05.000 Don't you have that?

00:07:06.000 Like right now, I have this sort of vacuum feel.

00:07:08.000 I don't.

00:07:09.000 Because I've been downing this fucking electrolyte mix.

00:07:13.000 Oh, I had Gatorade, too.

00:07:14.000 Right, right.

00:07:15.000 Oh, and here's another thing while we're on this subject.

00:07:18.000 Every morning I'd have coffee with milk and sugar.

00:07:22.000 I think you're doing worse for yourself than good, actually.

00:07:27.000 That's what I've been told.

00:07:28.000 I have no idea.

00:07:29.000 I've never done this before.

00:07:30.000 I also noticed yesterday I had huge bags under my eyes.

00:07:32.000 It's not so bad today, but I was like Soros.

00:07:35.000 Have you weighed yourself recently?

00:07:37.000 I weighed myself on Friday, and I was down from 199 to 197.

00:07:45.000 Okay.

00:07:46.000 I only lost three pounds.

00:07:48.000 You lost eight, right?

00:07:49.000 Eight and a half, yeah.

00:07:51.000 I'm at 171.5 this morning after my diarrhea, which has just been nonstop.

00:07:57.000 It's been nonstop.

00:07:57.000 Oh, yeah, that was another weird thing.

00:07:58.000 So I text Ryan from my son's baseball game, and I go, I have the weirdest aching in my rectum.

00:08:05.000 Yeah.

00:08:06.000 Like, not my anal lips, but it felt like someone punched me in the butthole.

00:08:09.000 Like, I had a black boyfriend who was in a bad mood.

00:08:12.000 Yeah, I was proud of this.

00:08:13.000 I said, it looks like you, it feels like you walked a mile in Milo's ass.

00:08:19.000 Yes.

00:08:19.000 And then we're talking about diarrhea, and I said, Tom Petty was wrong.

00:08:22.000 The wiping is the hardest part.

00:08:24.000 I was like, I'm on fire right now.

00:08:26.000 Yeah, it's a very, it was a strange, dull ache.

00:08:29.000 It wasn't very specific.

00:08:30.000 And then you didn't have, you said you had at the same time, but you didn't mean that.

00:08:33.000 I had wipe rash, basically.

00:08:36.000 Don't you use a bidet?

00:08:38.000 Yeah, but then to dry it.

00:08:40.000 And then it's just constantly.

00:08:41.000 It's some yellow.

00:08:42.000 Yellow, just bile, I suppose.

00:08:45.000 And there's a lot of toxins in your fat, so when you're losing fat, the toxins are getting flushed out of you.

00:08:50.000 I've done a lot of research.

00:08:51.000 So instead of eating and stuff, I'm just like, I get myself more hyped and more hyped into it to be like a challenge.

00:08:56.000 And I'm doing good.

00:08:58.000 Yeah.

00:08:59.000 Well, I didn't do any good, I don't think.

00:09:01.000 Like all those stupid beers and everything, I'm just like weaker.

00:09:05.000 It's bad for the body.

00:09:07.000 But what's strange is we talked about this last week when we started it, and we didn't even read his fucking letter.

00:09:13.000 Right.

00:09:14.000 I have that.

00:09:15.000 That was stupid.

00:09:16.000 That was.

00:09:17.000 I'll tell you one thing, though.

00:09:18.000 People say, why don't you try to get baby monsters onto it?

00:09:20.000 I ain't getting involved in that litigation.

00:09:23.000 Someone fucking starves to death or, you know, their diabetes.

00:09:26.000 They don't take the proper insulin.

00:09:27.000 And next thing you know, it was because I told them to.

00:09:30.000 No, thanks.

00:09:30.000 You want to fast?

00:09:32.000 You want to do anything medical to yourself?

00:09:33.000 That's on you.

00:09:34.000 Disclaimer.

00:09:35.000 Disclaimer.

00:09:36.000 Don't try this at home.

00:09:39.000 So let's read the letter.

00:09:40.000 Okay.

00:09:41.000 It's from Make America Stop Hate.

00:09:44.000 Got it on my thing here.

00:09:46.000 Get it going.

00:09:47.000 And just click here and open that up.

00:09:50.000 That's loading.

00:09:52.000 And then I think you passed it, but okay.

00:09:55.000 So here, real quick, I wanted to bring this up too.

00:09:58.000 So Dinesh D'Souza came up with this concept for the painting, and this person did it.

00:10:05.000 The painting.

00:10:06.000 Remind me to tell you about Nick Ousted in a second.

00:10:10.000 Maybe we should just jump to the meandering after this.

00:10:14.000 But blow it up there.

00:10:16.000 My name is Ethan Ordean.

00:10:18.000 I'm January 6th Political Prisoner.

00:10:20.000 Spiritual Fast During this time we'll be praying for truth that it be revealed and made known to our nation.

00:10:25.000 Strength.

00:10:26.000 So we can continue fighting what we believe now to be a spiritual battle that has clearly manifested itself and for God to take complete authority over our situation.

00:10:36.000 God says, when two or more are gathered, I am with you.

00:10:39.000 So we encourage you to join us in prayer or if you feel so inclined, join us in our fast.

00:10:44.000 Thank you for all your love, letters, and support during these difficult and trying times.

00:10:48.000 By God's grace and mercy, we are upheld and remain steadfast to continue in the hope of our Lord.

00:10:54.000 We try to encourage one another and we struggle to endure, but we know there are so many of you out there concerned for us and fighting for our freedom every single day.

00:11:02.000 It means everything to us.

00:11:03.000 I couldn't have read that.

00:11:06.000 Then they have their chosen scriptures of the day.

00:11:09.000 So we're going to get to that in a bit.

00:11:11.000 I don't like going out of the order of this.

00:11:12.000 I spend hours on this brief show shit prep.

00:11:16.000 And when I hop around, it kills the plan.

00:11:19.000 So I promise you we're going to get to the meandering, new news on that.

00:11:23.000 We got monkeypox coming up.

00:11:26.000 Johnny and Amber.

00:11:29.000 LGBTQ buffalo shooting.

00:11:32.000 But we should just get this out of the way.

00:11:33.000 Everyone's talking about it.

00:11:34.000 I feel obligated.

00:11:35.000 This stupid fight in the airport.

00:11:37.000 The moral of this story here is it's like a gun.

00:11:40.000 If you're going to pull out your gun and point at someone, shoot.

00:11:43.000 Don't take your gun out if you're not going to shoot it.

00:11:45.000 Similarly, don't start a fight with a slap.

00:11:49.000 If you are ready to throw hands, your first shot, you're going for a knockout.

00:11:54.000 You don't slap someone.

00:12:01.000 Boom, you get one in the head.

00:12:03.000 You haven't been hit before.

00:12:04.000 Then you get another in the head.

00:12:07.000 And then...

00:12:08.000 He split him open.

00:12:09.000 He split him open.

00:12:11.000 Just from the two punches, man.

00:12:13.000 Like, there are, I should, there are times, like, bleeding like a stuck pig.

00:12:16.000 And then he's going to come at him again.

00:12:21.000 So he doesn't get some more.

00:12:22.000 I mean, you can't, like, Max slap someone in prison once.

00:12:26.000 There are times when you're in total 100% control and someone's below you and you just slap them like, fuck off.

00:12:33.000 Like a chick or something.

00:12:35.000 But as far as like, you're throwing down with this guy.

00:12:40.000 That guy's screwed.

00:12:42.000 Certainly fired.

00:12:43.000 Fired so fired.

00:12:45.000 He attacks him first.

00:12:46.000 Yeah.

00:12:46.000 Well, you don't know first.

00:12:48.000 We never know with these videos.

00:12:50.000 We don't know what that guy was doing, but everyone runs with it.

00:12:55.000 In breaking news, I saw the new Matrix.

00:12:59.000 Isn't that interesting, folks at home, telling you about movies that you saw 8 million years ago?

00:13:05.000 I don't know.

00:13:05.000 It was on TV, and my youngest boy was there, and we wanted to hang out, so we watched it together.

00:13:12.000 He's nine, and he goes, this sucks.

00:13:14.000 I didn't get very far into it, yeah.

00:13:17.000 I didn't politicize my first two kids because I thought, I don't want them to rebel against me and become a liberal in their old age.

00:13:25.000 And then I saw other guys red-pilling their kids, and I regret not doing it.

00:13:31.000 Because now I have to explain everything like the Black Wall Street and hidden figures and all this shit they're being fed and internment camps.

00:13:40.000 So with this kid, I'm saying the quiet part out loud.

00:13:44.000 I'm like, this movie's so woke.

00:13:48.000 And I mean, I'm not bombarding him.

00:13:50.000 He's nine.

00:13:50.000 But we went to see Rogue One when it came out in theaters, and there was like an Asian and a black guy, lots of black guys, and a woman and a blind person.

00:14:00.000 And you're like, who's the hero?

00:14:02.000 When I saw Star Wars as a kid, there was Luke Skywalker.

00:14:05.000 There was Han Solo and Princess Leia, but they were Ancillary.

00:14:08.000 We had a good guy.

00:14:10.000 This is like 50 million.

00:14:11.000 Well, Neil was the good guy.

00:14:13.000 Yeah, he was the main good guy-ish.

00:14:16.000 Well, it's about love, and it's straight people.

00:14:19.000 That's pretty trad.

00:14:20.000 No, it's not traditional at all.

00:14:22.000 This chick, Trinity, has a husband and kids.

00:14:25.000 Two boys she has.

00:14:27.000 My boy's age.

00:14:29.000 And she finds out it's a computer thing, and she's like, yeah, I had a sense of that.

00:14:33.000 Bye.

00:14:34.000 Fucks off her family.

00:14:39.000 These are my kids.

00:14:40.000 I love them.

00:14:40.000 Really?

00:14:41.000 They're a computer program.

00:14:42.000 Bye.

00:14:44.000 If someone told me my kids were a computer simulation, I'd go, okay, guess I'm living in a computer simulation then.

00:14:50.000 Yeah.

00:14:51.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:14:52.000 It's anti-family.

00:14:54.000 This tranny who wrote it wants to promote abandoning your children.

00:15:00.000 Tranny's plural, I believe.

00:15:02.000 Right.

00:15:03.000 And guess what the evil corporation that controls everything in the world is called?

00:15:08.000 Trump Co.

00:15:09.000 The binary.

00:15:11.000 Oh, pretty subtle, huh?

00:15:12.000 It's like an avatar where the fossil fuel they all want is called unobtainium.

00:15:18.000 Very creative, guys.

00:15:21.000 And then all the generals, like the patent, the general patent of the resistance is black woman.

00:15:30.000 It's fucking, keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth.

00:15:34.000 Jada Pinkett Smith.

00:15:35.000 She's the general.

00:15:38.000 Black woman.

00:15:39.000 No, she's not.

00:15:40.000 And her friend, the other fucking military expert, is also...

00:15:46.000 Like, that's her.

00:15:47.000 She controls the resistance with her great wisdom and her dreads.

00:15:51.000 She's not balding.

00:15:53.000 What a fuck.

00:15:54.000 And there's an Asian chick, of course, saving the day.

00:15:57.000 Even the bad guy is a good guy, and we have to get involved in his life.

00:16:02.000 Everything woke turns to shit.

00:16:05.000 I thought it was interesting they broke the fourth wall and said why they were doing this movie.

00:16:09.000 In the first scene, he's like, Warner Brothers is going to make a game without you.

00:16:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:14.000 They did all that.

00:16:15.000 Whoa.

00:16:16.000 You're watching a movie with someone going, I don't want to be here.

00:16:19.000 I'm contractually obligated.

00:16:20.000 It's sort of like seeing a band, and they're like, we didn't want to be here tonight.

00:16:25.000 But our contract says we have to play this show for you, faggots.

00:16:29.000 Anyway, here we go.

00:16:31.000 You probably like this shit.

00:16:33.000 That sounds awesome, actually.

00:16:34.000 In that context, that sounds really cool.

00:16:38.000 But I also saw 2,000 mules.

00:16:41.000 What the fuck took me so long?

00:16:42.000 I don't know.

00:16:42.000 Look, I give you guys a lot with this show.

00:16:44.000 I pour my heart out and try to keep it fun and interesting.

00:16:47.000 So by the time I get home and play with the kids and practice baseball and gossip with my daughter and have dinner and clean up and all that shit, I don't do much cleaning up.

00:16:57.000 I'm fucking beat.

00:16:59.000 I just want to watch like a documentary, a freak scene, a dinosaur junior documentary in Drink Bourbon alone at Gavstav.

00:17:07.000 But I had done so much good stuff on the weekend that I felt I could indulge myself on Sunday and I watched this.

00:17:16.000 It is irrefutable the election was stolen.

00:17:19.000 I had my doubts before this movie.

00:17:22.000 I don't have them anymore.

00:17:23.000 And as a sort of an ex-liberal, my whole thing watching it was, where are our mules?

00:17:29.000 Where are our...

00:17:30.000 They go to old folks' home and they're like, they told us we had to vote or we'd be in big trouble.

00:17:35.000 I'm like, we should have done that.

00:17:39.000 They sent in ballots from dead people.

00:17:41.000 Where were our dead ballots?

00:17:43.000 And then all the old school conservatives say to me, because we don't love, when they go low, we don't know.

00:17:49.000 When they go low, we have to go lower.

00:17:51.000 It's sort of like proud boys.

00:17:52.000 They go, what did you allow for the violence?

00:17:54.000 I'm like, the violence was there.

00:17:56.000 It was irrevocable.

00:17:58.000 There it is.

00:17:59.000 It's unassailable.

00:18:02.000 It's beyond the shadow of a doubt.

00:18:03.000 It's there.

00:18:04.000 So what are you going to do?

00:18:05.000 Let it happen or stand up for yourself?

00:18:08.000 And it's the same with elections.

00:18:10.000 Sorry, they're over.

00:18:11.000 They're ruined.

00:18:13.000 We're a Zimbabwe now.

00:18:15.000 We're a third world country, a shithole country.

00:18:17.000 So let's start acting like one.

00:18:19.000 It's kill or be killed at this point.

00:18:21.000 We need to steal elections.

00:18:23.000 We need to cheat.

00:18:24.000 Allegedly.

00:18:25.000 But here's the crazy part.

00:18:28.000 I'm sorry.

00:18:28.000 Here's the smoking gun.

00:18:31.000 As they were putting in these ballots that they harvested, that they didn't steal.

00:18:37.000 They were real ballots.

00:18:38.000 It was like a dead person or someone who didn't want to vote.

00:18:42.000 So the ballots were actual names.

00:18:45.000 But they're putting in like three to 20 at a time.

00:18:50.000 They had gloves on.

00:18:54.000 The second they were done putting it in, they took the gloves off and put them in the garbage.

00:19:00.000 That is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.

00:19:06.000 Why did you have gloves on?

00:19:07.000 Now, in the movie, we discover that the FBI had caught some people doing voter fraud via fingerprints.

00:19:14.000 The next day, because they have all this CCTV footage, the next day you start seeing them wear the blue gloves.

00:19:21.000 And they wear them for the rest of the election.

00:19:23.000 And every single time, gloves come off, go in the garbage.

00:19:27.000 Now, explain to me why an innocent person who was just getting his friends, you're allowed to bring in, like, if I'm going to hand in my mail-in vote, I'm allowed to bring my wife's, my uncle's.

00:19:39.000 Okay, this wasn't that, but say it was.

00:19:42.000 Why would you wear blue gloves?

00:19:43.000 Well, because of COVID.

00:19:44.000 Okay, why did you take them off immediately after you put the ballots in?

00:19:51.000 No one else is wearing gloves.

00:19:53.000 Just, and 100% of these ballot harvesters are wearing the gloves, by the way.

00:19:57.000 I'm not talking about one or two.

00:19:59.000 So Dinesh D'Souza is a starling, just like me.

00:20:04.000 He came down here with no natural enemies, and he's just fucking kicking ass and taking names.

00:20:11.000 The way they did this was just so impressive.

00:20:14.000 I never would have pulled it off in a million years.

00:20:19.000 They got the cell phone data.

00:20:20.000 They follow these guys.

00:20:22.000 They have all the footage, and it's put together beautifully.

00:20:24.000 It's very concise, too.

00:20:25.000 It's not a long movie at all.

00:20:27.000 What a masterpiece.

00:20:29.000 And now that the shit is hitting the fan, it's so fucking effective.

00:20:34.000 These women are, these mules are singing like birds.

00:20:37.000 Tweet, tweety.

00:20:38.000 Law enforcement raids, nonprofits, and 2000 mules ballot trafficking investigation.

00:20:42.000 Like Tweety Birds, they sang.

00:20:43.000 See, this is the thing about law enforcement, too.

00:20:45.000 They're inept and lazy these days.

00:20:49.000 So really, all they want to do is not be embarrassed.

00:20:53.000 Like, that's why cops tell you, if you shoot someone on your lawn, drag them into your house.

00:20:57.000 If you want to make a fake suicide, it's easy.

00:20:59.000 Just put the gun in their hand.

00:21:00.000 We're not going to look into it.

00:21:02.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:21:04.000 I remember Jack Kvorki.

00:21:05.000 And remember that guy who was giving people peaceful deaths by injecting them?

00:21:09.000 No one cared.

00:21:10.000 The FBI was leaving him alone.

00:21:12.000 Then he went on 60 minutes and he bragged and he made the FBI look bad.

00:21:15.000 Jail.

00:21:17.000 And this is exactly what Dinesh D'Souza did.

00:21:19.000 He made them look inept.

00:21:20.000 Someone got embarrassed.

00:21:22.000 That's all they care about, especially when you get above beat cop.

00:21:25.000 All they care about is how they're perceived and what will affect their next promotion.

00:21:30.000 So he was affecting promotions and that affects change.

00:21:35.000 So let's hope this has an effect during the midterms.

00:21:39.000 If people start going to jail for this, it will not happen as often.

00:21:42.000 There has to be repercussions, obviously.

00:21:48.000 Also in the pre-show news, the live show tickets are selling like hotcakes.

00:21:53.000 Get your tickets now.

00:21:54.000 You should come.

00:21:55.000 It'll be fun.

00:21:56.000 Yes.

00:21:56.000 The VIP meet and greet is sold out.

00:21:59.000 Sick.

00:22:01.000 But yeah, it's going to be a, it's not just going to be a funny show.

00:22:06.000 You're also going to be in a community.

00:22:08.000 That's one great thing about the Proud Boys and other clubs is you're in the room and you're like, I can relax.

00:22:12.000 I'm with my people.

00:22:14.000 You'll be with your people, even when you go down for breakfast at the hotel.

00:22:18.000 Just hanging out.

00:22:21.000 Show the real again, Ryan.

00:22:22.000 We won't show the whole thing, but it gets you pumped.

00:22:25.000 Gets you fucking pumped.

00:22:28.000 So it's better to regret something you have done than something you haven't done.

00:22:32.000 And I can't tell you how many times I said, ah, I can't be bothered.

00:22:35.000 I got something that weekend.

00:22:37.000 And then I don't go.

00:22:39.000 And forever after that, I go, why the fuck didn't I just go?

00:22:43.000 It would have been fun.

00:22:44.000 I've never missed a Westfest, ever.

00:22:47.000 Thank God.

00:22:48.000 And I remember when I was a punk kid, we lived in the burbs.

00:22:52.000 So going to the city for a show was like, oh, I got to get on the bus.

00:22:54.000 How the fuck am I going to get back?

00:22:55.000 I got to get the last bus back.

00:22:57.000 It's only a 30-minute drive.

00:22:59.000 It takes like an hour and a half by bus.

00:23:02.000 Then I would go to the show, be in the pit, covered in sweat.

00:23:05.000 I'd go, thank fucking God I came here.

00:23:09.000 That's what you'll be doing.

00:23:10.000 It's like Braveheart says.

00:23:12.000 You can go and you'll live for now.

00:23:17.000 But how much would you pay?

00:23:20.000 How much would you give from this day to that to go back and be here and say, you can take our lives, but you'll never take our freedom.

00:23:34.000 That was one of the worst renditions of one of the greatest speeches in the history of TV.

00:23:42.000 Violent protests over a speaker on campus here in New York City.

00:23:46.000 He is apparently a Canadian writer, actor, comedian.

00:23:49.000 He's the co-founder of Vice.

00:23:50.000 So Blaine's Media no longer has a relationship with Gavin McInnes, and also YouTube decided to delete McGinnis' account, leaving the Vice Media co-founder without any major social media platforms.

00:24:01.000 So like Gavin is considering we can dig that up.

00:24:06.000 Before we get to the news, though, there's a lot of non-news going on.

00:24:11.000 Like I consider it big that Hillary Clinton has been caught behind the Russia probe.

00:24:18.000 She was caught okaying the FBI getting this fake dossier.

00:24:23.000 I don't know about you, but I don't feel like this is getting any legs.

00:24:26.000 Hillary O'Keege sharing Trump, Russia, quote-unquote data, completely fabricated data.

00:24:33.000 Don't show the video.

00:24:35.000 Hillary Clinton personally authorized her campaign to share since debunked computer data linking Donald Trump with a Russian bank, according to a bombshell testimony from her 2016 campaign manager, Friday.

00:24:46.000 I think everyone's like, yeah, yeah, we know.

00:24:49.000 We know she's corrupt.

00:24:50.000 We just wanted her to beat Trump because she's a woman.

00:24:52.000 That's all.

00:24:54.000 I thought her campaign manager was Podesta.

00:24:57.000 Podesta was involved.

00:24:59.000 But Robbie Mook was her campaign manager.

00:25:04.000 I don't know.

00:25:05.000 I guess Podesta was like the campaign shithead.

00:25:08.000 Pedophile, allegedly.

00:25:10.000 Another dead story is this UFO shit.

00:25:13.000 Now, it's kind of a misnomer.

00:25:15.000 UFO just means unidentified flying objects.

00:25:18.000 So there are objects we can't figure out what that was.

00:25:21.000 That's all it is.

00:25:21.000 It doesn't necessarily mean an alien ship.

00:25:24.000 But we're getting closer to discovering that there were aliens in the sky, and no one cares.

00:25:31.000 Remember, it's come in waves, too.

00:25:34.000 There was this footage that the Air Force released, and Rogan was all over that, but that died.

00:25:41.000 And now we have all this unclassified documents coming out saying that there's UFOs, and we still don't care.

00:25:49.000 And I thought this homo summed it up pretty well.

00:25:52.000 Care that aliens are real, or am I missing something?

00:25:55.000 Yeah, no.

00:25:56.000 Most people are worried about making ends meet for the month because the economy is the lowest it's been in a hot minute, all while the government uses the puppets in the media to point us against each other in the great oppression wars, while also convincing large chunk of people, utilizing fear that they should be codependent on the government because they've got their backs as we lose our rights one by one,

00:26:16.000 because it makes much more sense to be comfortable with conditional inclusion and group thinking than to just take our consequences for our moral decisions as individuals.

00:26:24.000 Yeah, no one cares about floating shit in the sky, man.

00:26:27.000 Just let it happen.

00:26:29.000 That person's gay, right?

00:26:30.000 Yeah.

00:26:31.000 They seem to have like a thing around their neck that looked like a marine military thing.

00:26:35.000 Yummy, I'm gay.

00:26:42.000 Oh, speaking of Owen Benjamin 1-8, he's like, why do we care about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard?

00:26:50.000 Johnny Depp is with Roman Polanski, who raped a 13-year-old in the ass, and Amber Heard's a useless Me Too lying whore.

00:27:01.000 He goes, they could both die tomorrow, and I would laugh my head off.

00:27:05.000 He said, if Johnny Depp got hit by a bus and all his scarves were splattered all over the front of the bus, I'd sleep like a baby.

00:27:14.000 Baby, hot take on Amber Heard versus Depp case.

00:27:16.000 They both suck.

00:27:17.000 It's like you're trying to get people to back a satanic, evil actor named Johnny Depp, who promoted a pedophile who chose to be in the Ninth Gate, directed by an active pedophile.

00:27:29.000 Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13-year-old girl in her ass.

00:27:33.000 Fact.

00:27:34.000 He was convicted by an American court.

00:27:36.000 So he flees to France and everybody is defending him.

00:27:39.000 And Johnny Depp chooses to do a satanic movie with Roman Polanski, who fucked a 13-year-old girl in her ass after drugging her.

00:27:48.000 I know I'm being vulgar.

00:27:49.000 I know.

00:27:50.000 But it is vulgar.

00:27:52.000 I'm not just going to say, oh, he was convicted of pedicundan.

00:27:54.000 No, what did he do?

00:27:55.000 That's what he did.

00:27:56.000 And look at what we're talking about now.

00:27:57.000 We're talking about the world of 13-year-old girls getting married.

00:28:00.000 The world we're in right now, Jewish directors feed them drugs and fuck them in their ass and then go to France.

00:28:06.000 And these girls have to watch the whole world defend Roman Polanski as being a genius.

00:28:10.000 Johnny Depp defends Roman Polanski, gets in his movies.

00:28:13.000 Johnny Depp brings the concept of adrenochrome to the world as he plays the role of one of the most disgusting men who's ever lived named Hunter S. Thompson.

00:28:22.000 Johnny Depp has got darkness all over him.

00:28:26.000 Sick fuck.

00:28:26.000 And then you have Amber Heard, a victim-y, bullshit, money-grubbing bitch that everybody has an Amber Heard that they've known in their life.

00:28:35.000 So now can you turn down that speaker here?

00:28:40.000 The neighbors are going to complain.

00:28:41.000 Sure.

00:28:42.000 Jewish directors.

00:28:43.000 I didn't know Plansky was Jewish, and I don't believe in adrenochrome, but generally we're on the same page with that.

00:28:50.000 So I looked this up after, because I had kind of forgotten about it.

00:28:54.000 I didn't realize the woman that he fucked goes, oh, whatever.

00:28:58.000 I was a slut.

00:28:59.000 Relax.

00:29:00.000 Not a big deal.

00:29:03.000 Ardane moi?

00:29:05.000 1-9.

00:29:06.000 She was like, I was a little whore.

00:29:08.000 I was a slutty bitch.

00:29:10.000 And I love pills.

00:29:12.000 And we fucked.

00:29:13.000 Get over it.

00:29:14.000 It's not a big deal.

00:29:17.000 Isn't that insane?

00:29:18.000 Yes.

00:29:19.000 And I was thinking this is sort of like the Holocaust in the sense that the truth of the Holocaust is 6 million Jews were killed.

00:29:28.000 The Nazi, you know, modern neo-fascist version is it was only 350,000 and they were starved to death.

00:29:37.000 And even that wasn't on purpose.

00:29:38.000 It's because the Allies bombed the infrastructure.

00:29:41.000 And so the Germans couldn't get food to their POWs.

00:29:47.000 And to that I say, okay, your version, the second one, pretty bad.

00:29:53.000 You rounded up people based on their religion and put them in a situation where it was possible they would starve to death.

00:30:00.000 Well, it is a very unfortunate situation.

00:30:03.000 So your best case scenario and 350,000 people were rounded up.

00:30:08.000 Like, take that.

00:30:10.000 Just totally take the Nazi version of events.

00:30:12.000 Still terrible.

00:30:14.000 350,000 people starved to death.

00:30:16.000 You know how many I think died?

00:30:18.000 How many?

00:30:18.000 700 billion and a trillion,300,000, billion.

00:30:24.000 When Funtes was on Milo's, he was like, so how many do you think died?

00:30:27.000 He's like, a billion, cajillion, cavillion, right?

00:30:30.000 Whatever.

00:30:31.000 All of them.

00:30:33.000 Similarly, this version of events where Polanski and his defenders, including the victim, still pretty bad.

00:30:42.000 A horny 13-year-old is being a real slut and you end up fucking her.

00:30:48.000 Pretty bad.

00:30:50.000 Try to, like, I am around kids a lot because I have them.

00:30:54.000 I see them.

00:30:54.000 We go to the school things.

00:30:56.000 13 is fucking young.

00:31:00.000 If a 13-year-old was hitting on me at a party, well, first of all, I'd be mortified.

00:31:06.000 And secondly, I'd assume this kid was being molested.

00:31:10.000 Probably call the cops.

00:31:11.000 You don't have flirtatious 13-year-olds.

00:31:14.000 It's not a thing.

00:31:16.000 So that's disturbing.

00:31:19.000 Your best case scenario is still really bad.

00:31:22.000 I think the first move, just start recording.

00:31:25.000 So you're like, I don't fuck, because when I bring her to the cops, she's going to be like, no, he tried to.

00:31:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:31:30.000 Recording.

00:31:31.000 She's obviously damaged.

00:31:32.000 Everything.

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:34.000 Fuck that.

00:31:34.000 That would be bad.

00:31:36.000 Like, Bill Burr made that joke of like, he would just start screaming and running away or whatever the fuck.

00:31:41.000 I forget what it was, but.

00:31:43.000 Good story, Ryan.

00:31:44.000 Scream and run away.

00:31:46.000 So yeah, let's start the show.

00:31:50.000 I think we should.

00:31:51.000 That's why we are going to right now.

00:32:06.000 I don't know if the tides are turning.

00:32:09.000 This weekend, I had a guy give me the finger from his car, and I was like, I felt bad.

00:32:17.000 I was like, oh, shit, I'm still on these people's fucking radar.

00:32:20.000 They're still mad that the Proud Boys are in their town.

00:32:24.000 And then I realized it was my friend James.

00:32:26.000 But I was surprised at how it made me upset.

00:32:31.000 I was upset.

00:32:32.000 I was upset.

00:32:34.000 I saw my neighbor who has a hate us no home here thing taking out his garbage.

00:32:38.000 We don't like each other.

00:32:39.000 And I was going to be like, hey, Pete, Peter, there's no hate in your home.

00:32:46.000 Is there hate in your garbage?

00:32:48.000 Or are you taking, is that the hate that you're taking out of your home?

00:32:52.000 You think of these things, you go, I should say that.

00:32:54.000 And you go, man, I'm not going to do it.

00:32:56.000 I don't need the tension.

00:32:57.000 And then you don't say it and you're like, that would have been a good one.

00:33:00.000 Often, though, I'll think of quips and I don't say them.

00:33:03.000 And then I later go, yeah, that was really good that you didn't do that.

00:33:06.000 Like, I scared my son, my 13-year-old.

00:33:10.000 Best scare I've done in a while.

00:33:12.000 So you just sort of, the door wasn't fully closed.

00:33:14.000 So I just sort of nudge it.

00:33:17.000 So it's like it's a breeze, right?

00:33:21.000 And he's like, why is my door like slowly clicking like that?

00:33:25.000 And then he goes to open the door and I went, and then I'm laughing my head off, obviously.

00:33:32.000 And then he's doing his like, and then he gives me a little bit of a check as he walks by as I'm laughing.

00:33:41.000 And I go, ooh, getting feisty, are we?

00:33:45.000 And then I thought, should I have shoved him back just to assert dominance?

00:33:49.000 And then this morning I was like, yeah, thank God I didn't do that.

00:33:52.000 You don't escalated it.

00:33:53.000 I'm not shoving 13-year-olds because I scared them.

00:33:59.000 All right, let's start the Proud Boys section of the show since we're fasting for them.

00:34:04.000 Aha.

00:34:06.000 Boy, we're going to be fat tomorrow, I promise you.

00:34:10.000 Stand back.

00:34:10.000 Stand by.

00:34:16.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:34:19.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

00:34:21.000 You got it, not believe.

00:34:28.000 Stand back and stand by.

00:34:30.000 Stand by.

00:34:32.000 So the Long Island Proud Boys are a unique group in that they're really into marching.

00:34:39.000 One of the guys has this modified truck that's covered in speakers, and they do things like play the national anthem.

00:34:44.000 And they're in a pretty red-pilled part of Long Island.

00:34:48.000 At least that's where they do these marches.

00:34:50.000 So everyone loves them.

00:34:51.000 They wave and cheer.

00:34:53.000 The cops, you know, help them through escort.

00:34:56.000 I don't know if they escort them, but they high-five them and stuff.

00:35:00.000 They're very popular.

00:35:02.000 And conversely, the local politicians go nuts and call them white nationalists.

00:35:08.000 Now, one of the main guys there is a dark brown guy, and there's a black dude there too.

00:35:15.000 So there's at least two out of ten visible minorities in this group.

00:35:19.000 Yet the local politicians on Long Island, this is sort of the Jewish and Italian streak of New York.

00:35:28.000 New York sort of goes like this.

00:35:31.000 And Long Island is sort of a little more blue-collar, and then Westchester is where I am, and it's a little more upper-middle class.

00:35:39.000 And those are the two commuters who come down to Manhattan every day with a bunch from Jersey, of course.

00:35:49.000 And it's funny seeing the difference between perception and reality.

00:35:54.000 Look at some of these politicians' reactions.

00:35:56.000 I sent you the video, Ryan.

00:35:57.000 I texted it to you of them.

00:35:59.000 Hate and right-wing extremist group, proud little boys.

00:36:05.000 What the fuck kind of stupid jab is that?

00:36:09.000 Hey, man.

00:36:10.000 Take the little out.

00:36:12.000 You can't say that they're terrorists and then demean them and be like, little tiny terror.

00:36:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:16.000 They're so mad.

00:36:17.000 You gotta pick one.

00:36:19.000 It's like when you say stop bullying and then you cross out the word bullying.

00:36:23.000 So you're like, so keep bullying?

00:36:26.000 We're seen harassing churchgoers on their first communion day.

00:36:30.000 Police was spotting, keeping an eye on this hate group.

00:36:34.000 Be safe out here, brothers and sisters.

00:36:35.000 This is Long Island.

00:36:36.000 Hate has no home here.

00:36:37.000 Was it my goddaughter's first communion?

00:36:40.000 Okay, seeing Babylon, the masked and face-covered Prowboys has a parade across the street from there.

00:36:44.000 This grammar is a roller coaster.

00:36:47.000 Why these people wearing masks?

00:36:49.000 They look like criminals.

00:36:51.000 Now, I talked to one of the guys there, and he said, no, no, no.

00:36:55.000 When we saw that, we approached the communion, we cut the music and silently marched past it.

00:37:02.000 But what's this guy's narrative that they went to fuck up a communion?

00:37:06.000 Fucking Catholic, stop communing.

00:37:09.000 What?

00:37:10.000 Is that a thing?

00:37:12.000 Maybe Antifa would do that.

00:37:16.000 So that's the national anthem, right?

00:37:18.000 Brown guy on the far left just dropped out of frame.

00:37:26.000 Imagine being so upset about the national anthem and a bunch of guys walking.

00:37:35.000 You got some more tweets?

00:37:37.000 I got this one right here.

00:37:39.000 Yesterday, the residents of Rockville Center were once again subjected to the noxious presence of the so-called Prowboys and their white nationalist neo-fascist rhetoric.

00:37:48.000 Now, more than ever, it is crucial for people of good conscience to stand together to reject their racist, misogynistic, anti-Semitic, and anti-LGBTQ bigotry and send a clear message that hate has no place in Rockville Center, Nassau County, or anywhere else in our nation.

00:38:05.000 That grammar was a lot better than the other one.

00:38:08.000 But still, could do with some Oxford commas there and easy on the ands.

00:38:11.000 Ciela.

00:38:14.000 She's probably some rich African immigrant, grew up with a nanny.

00:38:18.000 Yesterday, while we were rallying against hate in Great Neck, what do you mean you were rallying against hate?

00:38:23.000 The racist, neo-fascist Prowboys.

00:38:25.000 Like, you don't often see people so wantonly throwing around white supremacists and white nationalists with Prowboys anymore.

00:38:32.000 I mean, you see it with Antifa on Twitter and like stupid kids, but professional politicians?

00:38:39.000 I'm getting lawyers on all these people.

00:38:42.000 So see you in court, bitch.

00:38:46.000 But wait, go back.

00:38:50.000 She's made a whole statement on it, Senator Anna Kaplan.

00:38:56.000 We have to reject this hate and extremism wherever it shows itself in our community.

00:38:59.000 There's no place for hate On Long Island.

00:39:00.000 Yeah, same shit.

00:39:02.000 Everyone sounds like the same person.

00:39:04.000 Once again, far right, white supremacist, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:39:08.000 Stupid.

00:39:11.000 Which brings us to the meandering.

00:39:14.000 I thought this was an interesting article about Nick Quested implying that he had a permit to film at the meandering because you need a permit to film there for commercial purposes.

00:39:25.000 And he's shooting for Nat Geo.

00:39:28.000 So he must have known there was going to be a riot because he had a permit.

00:39:34.000 So I called him up.

00:39:37.000 And he said, I didn't have a permit, obviously.

00:39:40.000 I didn't know shit was going down.

00:39:41.000 And yeah, I was following Prowboys for a long time.

00:39:43.000 We spoke for a while.

00:39:44.000 I know Nick very well.

00:39:46.000 We've spoken for hours, had beers.

00:39:48.000 He could be a spy.

00:39:52.000 But one line really disturbed me.

00:39:54.000 It said, go back to the article.

00:39:56.000 Additional responses from Quested to his commenters include, quote, white supremacy is their primary goal, referring to those who were president at the Capitol on January 6th, and described them as people who've never had jobs and as a delusional mob fed on the lies of a president who are desperate to maintain white supremacy.

00:40:18.000 So that's white supremacy twice.

00:40:20.000 And I'm like, Nick, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:40:25.000 I believe him that he didn't have a permit because the irony is he also thinks it was fucked up that there was no Capitol Police there.

00:40:33.000 So he believes that some people knew something was going to go down.

00:40:36.000 It's just funny he's being lumped in with that group.

00:40:38.000 And he does believe feds are involved to a degree and he does believe Antifa are involved to a degree.

00:40:43.000 At least that's my take from talking to him for hours.

00:40:45.000 I shouldn't say what other people believe.

00:40:48.000 But I go, did you say white supremacy is the primary goal?

00:40:51.000 And he says, no.

00:40:52.000 And I go, do you think white supremacy was their goal?

00:40:54.000 And he goes, well, I mean, there will a lot of rises there.

00:40:58.000 What?

00:40:59.000 He goes, I go, is a bunch of Midwestern blue-collars who thought the election was overturned.

00:41:03.000 And we're learning from 2,000 mules it was.

00:41:07.000 It was a fake election.

00:41:08.000 That's a big deal.

00:41:08.000 That's the end of a country.

00:41:10.000 If you don't have a democracy, you don't have a country.

00:41:13.000 You're Iraq.

00:41:17.000 Saddam's Iraq.

00:41:19.000 And he goes, well, no, Midwest, he's British.

00:41:21.000 No, Midwestern is, I mean, there's a lot of southerners there.

00:41:24.000 And I go, but white supremacy, where do you get that from?

00:41:27.000 Well, they were mostly white.

00:41:29.000 I mean, what do you think about that?

00:41:31.000 And I go, that doesn't register with me.

00:41:33.000 I mean, it was blue collars.

00:41:36.000 They tend to be Trump supporters maybe are disproportionately white.

00:41:40.000 The Midwest and the South is probably disproportionately white.

00:41:43.000 I don't know.

00:41:45.000 America's like 70% white if you include white non-Hispanics.

00:41:50.000 And this was probably, what, 90%?

00:41:53.000 So we're going up 20%.

00:41:55.000 Like, I hate getting into the semantics of race, especially when this is about elections.

00:42:00.000 So he's calling a Trump supporter racist.

00:42:02.000 This is a guy that I considered, not a friend, but a rational person I occasionally spoke to.

00:42:07.000 I go, why are you trying to crowbar race into this?

00:42:10.000 Oh, how could you say that?

00:42:12.000 In fact, they don't really do it that much, you know, the left.

00:42:15.000 They call it an insurrection.

00:42:17.000 I haven't heard white supremacists very much.

00:42:21.000 Then he started talking about Venn diagrams, and I was like, you know what, dude?

00:42:23.000 I don't have time to listen to you or to debate you right now.

00:42:27.000 I got to go to work.

00:42:35.000 Which brings us over to the meandering.

00:42:39.000 Now, here's a very interesting concept.

00:42:42.000 The shooter was a brony.

00:42:45.000 This is 2-7.

00:42:46.000 I'm skipping over that next article, Brian.

00:42:52.000 Need to discuss the My Little Pony to Mass Shooter pipeline.

00:42:55.000 Now, I didn't realize this.

00:42:57.000 Go down to the picture.

00:42:58.000 So we see the Confederate flag, and everyone's relying on that.

00:43:01.000 And yes, he was a bonafide racist.

00:43:03.000 There doesn't seem to be any doubt about that.

00:43:05.000 But the brony thing is fascinating because I've actually done a lot of research on bronies.

00:43:11.000 I thought I was writing a funny article about incels.

00:43:14.000 It was going to be like the new furries, right?

00:43:17.000 But upon speaking to some of them and checking out their chats and watching a documentary about it all, reading a bunch of articles, I realized they're severely autistic.

00:43:29.000 Like severely.

00:43:31.000 Go to 2.8.

00:43:33.000 This is an article you can dig up.

00:43:34.000 And whenever you dig up any of my old tacky mag articles, make sure you see at the bottom it says next page.

00:43:40.000 It's the tiniest next page that's ever been created.

00:43:42.000 In fact, you just missed it.

00:43:45.000 What the f- I know.

00:43:47.000 It's idiotic.

00:43:48.000 So no one sees the second page of my old articles.

00:43:50.000 Next page.

00:43:51.000 Next page.

00:43:52.000 Don't go, though.

00:43:53.000 Don't check it out.

00:43:54.000 But you realize here, scroll down.

00:43:59.000 It's weird reading myself.

00:44:01.000 No, no.

00:44:02.000 Go back to the second paragraph there.

00:44:06.000 Well, here it is.

00:44:06.000 I have it written down.

00:44:07.000 Bullying is a natural reaction to these guys.

00:44:10.000 You'd have to be mentally ill.

00:44:10.000 See, Bony is anything other than some weirdo, fagged, loser, nerd, perverts.

00:44:14.000 But after watching My Little Pony talking to fans, blah, blah, blah, I realize this isn't about wimps such as Pajama Boy or those disgusting perverted furries.

00:44:21.000 It's about autistic men trying to overcome their largest impairment, social interaction.

00:44:26.000 Once you figure that out, making fun of them becomes the equivalent to going up to a cancer patient on the dance floor, ripping off her wig, and yelling, ha, you're bald.

00:44:34.000 But what's the documentary there?

00:44:37.000 Did I list it?

00:44:39.000 Oh, Bronies.

00:44:40.000 Yeah, check out the documentary, Bronies.

00:44:43.000 It might be hyperlinked there, dude.

00:44:46.000 And you realize, what's the thing autistic people, Asperger's guys, you know, like dating on the spectrum, that Netflix show?

00:44:52.000 That's the level, that's what bronies are like.

00:44:54.000 They're not like me who's kind of into my little bony.

00:44:57.000 It's like their mom is there to make sure they can get home okay and to make sure they shower and eat something.

00:45:05.000 Their biggest problem with these severe autists, well, one of the biggest problems is their inability to see, to empathize and to see other people as persons.

00:45:14.000 They've done these studies where, come back to me for a second, Ryan.

00:45:17.000 They've done these studies where when you and I talk to each other, we look at each other's eyes for like 90% of the time.

00:45:23.000 Sometimes we'll go down to the tie.

00:45:25.000 Sometimes we'll go to the pocket square.

00:45:27.000 Bronies are like this.

00:45:29.000 I mean, sorry, autistic people and bronies.

00:45:31.000 They're all over the place.

00:45:32.000 Like, say you were talking to a mannequin.

00:45:35.000 You wouldn't look at its eyes.

00:45:36.000 You'd talk to the shoulder.

00:45:37.000 You just see it as a thing.

00:45:39.000 That's how they talk to us.

00:45:40.000 What did my little pony have?

00:45:42.000 Giant eyes.

00:45:44.000 And they're divided into categories.

00:45:47.000 I forget the category, but it's like, it's like those care bears.

00:45:51.000 So there's like sweet treats and there's grumpy pants and there's happy pants.

00:45:56.000 And that also helps them sort of commodify and organize emotions.

00:46:00.000 So it's actually pretty endearing, not the shooter, but bronies in general, because you have these severe autists trying to overcome their handicaps and trying to empathize with their fellow human and become less sociopathic.

00:46:13.000 I mean, the shooter was a sociopath.

00:46:15.000 Autistic kids have a problem with sociopathic behavior.

00:46:20.000 Go back to the doc.

00:46:34.000 That's a couple.

00:46:40.000 Especially after getting lost on the way, which is late.

00:46:43.000 But it feels so much better to just be in here now, and now we can have free reign to explore and just say hello to people.

00:46:52.000 It's really an autistic convention, is what it is.

00:46:56.000 The bronies are just sort of the framework.

00:47:06.000 I think after call a truce with Discord.

00:47:12.000 Like his parents are at the hotel nervous right now.

00:47:15.000 Going, I hope everything goes okay.

00:47:17.000 Did you see what they spotted in here?

00:47:19.000 What?

00:47:19.000 Did you see what they spotted in here?

00:47:21.000 What?

00:47:22.000 If you zoom in, this thing right here is a...

00:47:26.000 It's suspected to be a pony jar.

00:47:30.000 And what that is, is not safe for work.

00:47:33.000 It's a jar with a pony in it and then cum.

00:47:38.000 Now, cum does not age well, does it?

00:47:41.000 No.

00:47:43.000 That's pathetic.

00:47:45.000 Yes, so...

00:47:46.000 And then did you also see on the body cam footage he was in the car, he was looking at like a furry thing or like furry anime before going to tops.

00:47:57.000 Oh, really?

00:47:57.000 He had on his phone, yeah.

00:47:58.000 So this is the epiphany I had over the weekend.

00:48:01.000 The left is weaponizing the mentally ill.

00:48:05.000 No, but Gavin, it was a right-wing shooter.

00:48:09.000 Yes, but who weaponized him?

00:48:12.000 It was very politically convenient for a bunch of innocent black people to be murdered.

00:48:19.000 I think it was feds.

00:48:20.000 I think it was another Governor Whitmer.

00:48:22.000 This is to help in the midterms.

00:48:24.000 The left was losing badly.

00:48:26.000 By the way, I said we should go dirty.

00:48:29.000 We shouldn't be weaponizing mentally ill people to do mass shootings.

00:48:32.000 Let's stop right before that.

00:48:34.000 But no, this was perfect for the DNC.

00:48:37.000 It might even save them in the midterms to push this narrative of white supremacy.

00:48:41.000 Why did Biden not go to Waukesha?

00:48:44.000 Because it was too expensive.

00:48:45.000 He's in fucking Tokyo right now.

00:48:47.000 Money's no object.

00:48:48.000 This guy just threw $40 billion at a fake war in Ukraine.

00:48:51.000 He went to Buffalo because this is their narrative.

00:48:55.000 I need to oppress the right because they're Nazis.

00:48:58.000 Look at this 1.6.

00:49:02.000 Remember the saying, Dennis Prager always says that they think we're evil.

00:49:05.000 We just think they're wrong.

00:49:06.000 It's actually a Charles Krodhammer quote.

00:49:08.000 But Robert Reich summed it up beautifully.

00:49:13.000 The political struggle of our time is no longer left versus right.

00:49:16.000 It's Democrat versus Democrat versus Republican.

00:49:19.000 It is democracy versus authoritarianism.

00:49:22.000 And then they show this.

00:49:23.000 How are you voting this year, Democrat or Nazi?

00:49:25.000 So that's their narrative.

00:49:27.000 And the shooter helped that narrative.

00:49:32.000 And I realize it's the same with Antifa.

00:49:34.000 They're mentally ill.

00:49:36.000 It depends on the region you're in.

00:49:38.000 In Berkeley, California, a lot of them are homeless, abused, lost kids looking for a family.

00:49:44.000 So they weaponize that, take advantage of them.

00:49:47.000 In the Pacific Northwest, they tend to be meth heads, drug addicts, perverts, pedos, weird, polyamorous queers.

00:49:55.000 The DNC weaponizes that.

00:49:56.000 In New York City, they're overeducated, rich kids with daddy issues and a lot of frustration at their lack of grit.

00:50:03.000 The DNC weaponizes that.

00:50:05.000 So they're taking all of this mental illness, which is their fault in a sense.

00:50:10.000 It's big pharma, but it's the lack of mental institutions.

00:50:14.000 And instead of helping these people, they're using them as like zombie drones.

00:50:21.000 Just watched Manchurian Candidate last night.

00:50:24.000 That's on topic with this whole thing, too.

00:50:27.000 Mind control and things of that nature.

00:50:32.000 Mind control.

00:50:34.000 It's mind control.

00:50:36.000 Anyway, pretty fascinating shit.

00:50:39.000 You know, the left is so ruthless.

00:50:42.000 They're so communist that they're so...

00:50:46.000 They're on the spectrum, I guess.

00:50:47.000 They're bronies.

00:50:48.000 They're so unempathetic, unsympathetic, that they see the mentally ill and they think, ooh, fodder for the cannon.

00:50:58.000 Human fodder.

00:50:59.000 Let's take these mentally ill people.

00:51:01.000 Let's scour 4chan and Reddit.

00:51:04.000 Find someone who sounds like they're getting radicalized.

00:51:06.000 Some poor brony who's on the spectrum, who has no friends, and let's keep feeding them and feeding them until they can do a nice white supremacist mass shooting to help us in the elections.

00:51:17.000 Let's get them on the streets fighting our opponents.

00:51:20.000 That's why the Proud Boys are in prison, because the Proud Boys said, no, we'll stand up to you.

00:51:24.000 Dude, I wish you hadn't shown that cum jar.

00:51:26.000 I can smell it now.

00:51:27.000 You can smell the cum jar.

00:51:28.000 Wait.

00:51:30.000 Maybe that's psychosomatic, but I smell it too.

00:51:32.000 Speaking of Proud Boys, did you want to hit on this at all?

00:51:35.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:36.000 Yikes.

00:51:38.000 Thanks.

00:51:38.000 Let me lighten that up a little bit.

00:51:40.000 So, racism.

00:51:44.000 Weird word pals.

00:51:46.000 Yeah.

00:51:46.000 I always think something to white people.

00:51:48.000 When you call people, white people racist, they get really upset because they think of the worst case scenario.

00:51:54.000 Do you know what I mean?

00:51:54.000 Like you think of violence and lynching, and you go, but there's degrees.

00:52:03.000 If you get to the degrees I am, I'm going to be about 100 meters plus 20 meters below the black level.

00:52:13.000 Yeah.

00:52:15.000 Including you, Dante.

00:52:17.000 I really think that the only reason there aren't riots when white people die at the hands of black people is because white people aren't convinced we're in a race war.

00:52:24.000 Black people think we're in a race war.

00:52:26.000 Well, I was going to talk about this probably tomorrow, but there's this anti-racism resolution, and they're pushing it to stop racism.

00:52:35.000 I 100% guarantee you, if you come up with any sort of speech policing to stop racism, you are going to cast a net, and you're going to look in your net, and you're not going to like what you see.

00:52:47.000 It's not going to be delicious bass.

00:52:49.000 It's going to be sea urchins.

00:52:52.000 You are going to get...

00:52:53.000 Those are good too.

00:52:54.000 You're going to get black people.

00:52:56.000 And what's going to happen is they're going to say from now on it's a punishable offense by jail time.

00:53:01.000 And they're going to look in the net and they're going to end up prosecuting black people for anti-white racism because it's going to fit all the criteria.

00:53:08.000 And then you know what they're going to do?

00:53:10.000 Drop it.

00:53:11.000 The whole legislation will vanish from the books and no one will prosecute.

00:53:16.000 It'll be over.

00:53:18.000 I hereby predict that.

00:53:19.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:53:20.000 For instance, one time I got on stage and this white lady was like, oh my God, you were so articulate.

00:53:26.000 I was like, oh, wow, that really came out of your face.

00:53:28.000 Some of that kid shooting out of your face.

00:53:31.000 I'm glad Patrice isn't dead.

00:53:33.000 You know?

00:53:35.000 He's alive and well.

00:53:36.000 Again, black people mad about patterns that other black people have made for them.

00:53:40.000 Like when I was a punk kid, if punk rockers were going around molesting kids and then I showed up with my blue mohawk and I saw someone like grab a kid and go, uh-oh, there's one of those pedals, I wouldn't go, fuck off, bitch.

00:53:53.000 I'm not one of those.

00:53:55.000 I would think, thanks, punks, for raping kids.

00:53:57.000 Now I got to fucking get a new hairdo.

00:54:00.000 Right?

00:54:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:02.000 Share the blame.

00:54:03.000 There's the grease and shit.

00:54:06.000 So with the articulate thing, like, yeah, a lot of people who look like you tend not to have the language at their disposal.

00:54:17.000 Proud of it, too.

00:54:18.000 They're making up their own language.

00:54:19.000 Yeah.

00:54:20.000 The price of gas too high.

00:54:24.000 Let's go to the crossbury.

00:54:27.000 Somebody got to stay back at the clubhouse and make the swastika cupcakes.

00:54:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:54:32.000 He said proud boys.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, I saw.

00:54:36.000 This guy had a neck tattoo that said proud boys.

00:54:39.000 What happened to that?

00:54:40.000 Minor detail.

00:54:40.000 Oh, I haven't seen it.

00:54:41.000 We don't speak, but when the proud boys go to the crossburning.

00:54:45.000 Nice.

00:54:47.000 Didn't you also say I was in a George Carlin dock as a fascist?

00:54:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:50.000 Let me see if I can pull that up.

00:54:52.000 I'm doing a lot of racism.

00:54:54.000 I want to get off this subject.

00:54:55.000 Have some fun for a fucking change.

00:54:59.000 I'll see if I can find it.

00:55:00.000 It might take a bit.

00:55:01.000 Okay.

00:55:01.000 But it was in your notes.

00:55:03.000 Yes.

00:55:03.000 You showed me your notes yesterday.

00:55:05.000 So I didn't watch it in time code.

00:55:07.000 I just saw that that was there.

00:55:09.000 Because we got a few letters about it.

00:55:11.000 It's done by like Stephen Colbert and all of these mainstream pussy late-night talk show guys about how dangerous they are and how they're pushing the boundaries just like George Carlin.

00:55:24.000 History is written by the victors.

00:55:30.000 All right.

00:55:30.000 Well, let's go to a green screen for a second and inject some fun into this heady episode.

00:55:38.000 Ready?

00:55:48.000 Come on, everybody.

00:55:51.000 I love shit like this.

00:55:53.000 This is a debate on does transracial exist.

00:55:56.000 And I'm a little high here, Ryan.

00:56:00.000 This is so beautiful because these dummies made their bed and now they have to line it.

00:56:06.000 They said men and women don't exist.

00:56:08.000 It was like an attack on Christianity, attack on the family.

00:56:12.000 It was gays saying that they need to take over and they're going to redefine everything.

00:56:16.000 And when shit like that happens, sometimes I like to just step back and go, okay, have at it.

00:56:21.000 You want to build a society?

00:56:23.000 Let's see what you got.

00:56:24.000 So here they are stuck in their own mess where they said men and women don't exist.

00:56:28.000 So people went, yes, I agree.

00:56:29.000 And race doesn't exist either.

00:56:31.000 And they went, uh, okay.

00:56:33.000 So now I'm a white person.

00:56:34.000 I'm black like you.

00:56:36.000 No, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:56:38.000 Now you're taking away my oppression.

00:56:40.000 And I can't whine all the time.

00:56:41.000 I did this to fuck with white men and white women.

00:56:44.000 Now you're fucking with a black woman and that's the ultimate sin.

00:56:49.000 So let's watch these two losers wallow in the shitpile they created for themselves.

00:56:56.000 You can change your race and you can't change your race.

00:56:58.000 I'm Korean.

00:56:59.000 You know, people need to accept that.

00:57:03.000 How are you Korean, by the way?

00:57:05.000 Do Koreans have big lips and upturned red skull noses?

00:57:10.000 Stop.

00:57:11.000 Like, shouldn't you have slanty eyes if you want to look Korean?

00:57:15.000 And why'd you get a nose and a lip job?

00:57:17.000 I think they have white noses and white lips, don't they?

00:57:21.000 I mean, Ryan looks like a weird monkey man, but for the most part, they have normal, quote-unquote, normal.

00:57:30.000 The same nose, the nose and lips you had were.

00:57:34.000 The only problem with you was your hair was blonde and your eyes were not slanty.

00:57:38.000 Go get some slanty eyes and dye your hair black and we're good to go.

00:57:41.000 You're Korean, dude.

00:57:42.000 And this brings up an interesting point, actually.

00:57:44.000 I'm starting to believe in transracial identity.

00:57:48.000 I mean, I was watching Blackish last night.

00:57:52.000 It was on the TV as I walked by.

00:57:53.000 Relax.

00:57:54.000 And it was this woman complaining about how she's dark skinned.

00:57:58.000 The little girl was complaining about how she's dark skinned.

00:58:00.000 And I'm looking at fucking Diana Ross's daughter, who's probably never touched a dishwasher or made a sandwich or done a laundry in her fucking life.

00:58:11.000 She's never changed a diaper.

00:58:13.000 Her mom never changed her diapers.

00:58:14.000 That was always the name.

00:58:15.000 This woman has lived the life of an aristocrat.

00:58:17.000 So how is she black?

00:58:19.000 Well, Nazis see her as black.

00:58:22.000 They follow the one drop theory.

00:58:24.000 Yeah, that's like fucking 30 guys in Alabama or something.

00:58:28.000 That's not the norm.

00:58:30.000 So that doesn't get to define her entire personality, some fucking bucktooth racist in the middle of nowhere.

00:58:36.000 Sorry.

00:58:38.000 As far as I'm concerned, the only race that can talk about racism, and even that they have some culpability issues to deal with, is like poor, born-here American blacks, legacy, slave legacy,

00:58:53.000 who speak like the price of gas too high.

00:58:57.000 They can talk.

00:58:59.000 Everyone else is basically white.

00:59:01.000 They're American.

00:59:02.000 Just because you have a funny last name and you're a brunette doesn't make you a woman of color.

00:59:07.000 I'm sorry.

00:59:08.000 So this woman, I don't know her background, but maybe she's not even black.

00:59:13.000 Do you consider Kamala Harris black?

00:59:15.000 Her black dad left long ago, and his family owned slaves in Jamaica, by the way.

00:59:20.000 Her formative years were in Montreal with her Indian mom.

00:59:24.000 How is she more black than me?

00:59:26.000 Well, to racist, she's black.

00:59:28.000 Okay, well, if we both bump into a Klansman, she can be black for those two minutes.

00:59:33.000 Otherwise, surely your life experience has something to do with that.

00:59:37.000 You can't define your entire existence by how a handful of racists perceive you.

00:59:43.000 So he could be Korean.

00:59:46.000 She might not be black.

00:59:47.000 Let's see.

00:59:49.000 They identify.

00:59:50.000 I identify as Korean.

00:59:52.000 I used to live in Korea.

00:59:53.000 I was living there for one year.

00:59:54.000 I love the culture.

00:59:55.000 Sorry.

00:59:56.000 Not acceptable.

00:59:57.000 I will listen to the argument that Sean King is black.

01:00:00.000 He's been doing that accent and living in that community since he was an early teen.

01:00:05.000 He's got a case.

01:00:06.000 Who's more black, Sean King or Kamala Harris?

01:00:09.000 This guy, you spent a year in Korea.

01:00:11.000 I lived in China for a year.

01:00:13.000 I'm not Chinese.

01:00:14.000 Sorry, dude.

01:00:15.000 That's not good enough.

01:00:17.000 The people, you know, I've put myself through a lot of pain.

01:00:20.000 I've had a lot of surgical procedures.

01:00:23.000 Show me the Korean cornrows?

01:00:27.000 No.

01:00:29.000 Anal rape butthole eyes?

01:00:32.000 No.

01:00:34.000 His eyes look the same as mine, don't they?

01:00:39.000 What is the difference?

01:00:40.000 Ryan, show your eyes.

01:00:42.000 They don't look the same as mine.

01:00:43.000 Those are slanted.

01:00:46.000 Like, I don't even know if you can see.

01:00:49.000 Are you allowed to legally drive?

01:00:51.000 Yes.

01:00:51.000 Do you know what up or down looks like?

01:00:54.000 Have you ever seen up or down?

01:00:55.000 There's up, there's down.

01:00:58.000 You look like all you've ever seen is sideways.

01:01:00.000 That's not true.

01:01:01.000 If you look up, do you have to turn your head like this and then look to the right?

01:01:04.000 I saw the movie sideways and it was right side up.

01:01:06.000 I don't know what that says.

01:01:08.000 Weird joke.

01:01:11.000 And I don't know what you're doing here.

01:01:14.000 This is not Korean.

01:01:19.000 Yeah, look at it.

01:01:20.000 A bunch of Caucasian noses and lips.

01:01:24.000 Oh, he got the eyes figured out.

01:01:25.000 Oh, he had the eyes when they were almost swollen shut.

01:01:29.000 I bet that plastic surgeon got the fuck out of there before they healed.

01:01:33.000 Anyway, I'm changing my number.

01:01:34.000 Bye.

01:01:35.000 All right, go back to this.

01:01:37.000 More of a Korean aesthetic.

01:01:38.000 I spent a lot of time learning the language, learning how to cook Korean foods.

01:01:42.000 I came out earlier this year showing that with the world, people didn't really get it.

01:01:46.000 Not everybody will understand straight away, but I hope over time people will be kind of more accepting with me.

01:01:51.000 Transracial does not exist, and I think it is very, very harmful for us to push the narrative that it is possible to switch races.

01:01:59.000 I was not happy the way I was.

01:02:00.000 I went to Korea and had the most incredible experience of my life.

01:02:03.000 It changed me, gave me happiness, and people have no right to take that happiness away from me.

01:02:08.000 I can't sit up here and say, oh, I'm suddenly a white woman.

01:02:11.000 And if you as a white person say, oh, I can be black or I can be Korean and I can't swap and benefit from the privilege that you benefit from, then it's clearly not an equal exchange.

01:02:21.000 By the way, I've met a few people, a few blacks who say they're not black.

01:02:27.000 Like I was talking to a guy the other night, some ex-con, and he's like, there was some black guy being a complete drunken idiot acting like an asshole.

01:02:34.000 And he came up to me and man, these niggas, they drive me fucking crazy, man.

01:02:38.000 I fucking hate these niggas.

01:02:40.000 He goes, I know I look black, but I'm Irish.

01:02:42.000 My dad's Irish.

01:02:43.000 I consider myself Irish.

01:02:45.000 Or I know another little kid who's a friend of my boys, and he's like from the Dominican Republic.

01:02:51.000 And he's like, I'm not black.

01:02:52.000 I'm Dominican.

01:02:53.000 So you know his mom is saying that.

01:02:55.000 And I don't fucking care.

01:02:56.000 Go nuts.

01:02:57.000 I've known literally Africans from Africa that they're like, I'm not black.

01:03:01.000 I'm Koisan.

01:03:03.000 Yeah.

01:03:04.000 Well, that's fucking weird.

01:03:04.000 See, this is the problem with identity politics.

01:03:06.000 You guys have made a massive mess for yourselves.

01:03:12.000 Set up in a way.

01:03:13.000 How I interact in the police, how I interact with the medical system can result in me dying.

01:03:19.000 That's it in a nutshell.

01:03:21.000 See, you can't pretend to be black because she goes through hell.

01:03:24.000 The police just shoot her in the head.

01:03:27.000 Hello.

01:03:27.000 I was wondering if you could direct me to fuck off.

01:03:30.000 You fucking darkie.

01:03:33.000 Or the medical system.

01:03:34.000 Hi, I'm bleeding.

01:03:35.000 I'm wondering if you could...

01:03:37.000 If you could.

01:03:38.000 Fuck you, you black bitch.

01:03:40.000 We don't stitch up darkies in this hospital.

01:03:44.000 What are you talking about?

01:03:46.000 What?

01:03:48.000 She thinks, or she's pretending to think, that she lives in racist Britain, which is fucking, oh my God, Britain is a Klan rally.

01:03:57.000 It's horrible.

01:03:57.000 I just saw, by the way, if there's any racism in Britain, it's anti-white.

01:04:01.000 I just saw this black victim of anti-white racism.

01:04:05.000 He's trying to be a priest, and the Catholic Church kicked him out because he said racism isn't really a thing in Britain.

01:04:14.000 It's definitely not systemic.

01:04:15.000 I don't know.

01:04:16.000 I don't know why everyone's talking about it all the time.

01:04:17.000 It's not really a thing.

01:04:19.000 Out.

01:04:20.000 Get out, black man.

01:04:22.000 You cannot be in the church if you don't think that white people are evil.

01:04:27.000 So her argument is, and look how bored he is, her argument is that you can't pretend to be Korean because that will lead to people pretending to be black.

01:04:37.000 And that means that I can't complain about this made-up world where I don't get health care and the police shoot me.

01:04:45.000 Creation essentially dictates people who are ethnic minority, whatever they do isn't really of value.

01:04:52.000 You don't deserve to be associated with something that you've created because a white person has either renamed it or used it for their profit.

01:04:59.000 And you Are not a Korean man.

01:05:01.000 No matter how much surgery you do, no matter how much of the aesthetic you adopt, nobody can take away what a minority group has been through.

01:05:08.000 But I think when we do.

01:05:09.000 What have Koreans been through?

01:05:12.000 Didn't we go to war?

01:05:13.000 Didn't MacArthur go to almost kill, almost destroy America, constantly defending South Korea from the north?

01:05:21.000 How about a you're welcome?

01:05:23.000 I don't see a lot of Korean oppression.

01:05:25.000 I remember the Virginia Tech shooting was pretty brutal from a Korean, but there was no backlash.

01:05:30.000 A Korean's life in Britain and America?

01:05:35.000 I mean, Asian privilege is higher than white privilege.

01:05:38.000 What the fuck is the issue here?

01:05:39.000 What is he co-opting?

01:05:42.000 So you can make an argument that it's wrong to co-opt that 7% of the price of gas to have black people.

01:05:51.000 That's fucked up.

01:05:52.000 You're not the ancestor of a slave.

01:05:54.000 But Koreans, yeah, go ahead.

01:05:57.000 And you know what's ironic about this?

01:05:58.000 In Korea, they are very racist.

01:06:01.000 And if you're Japanese and you're born there and you grow up and you don't speak a lick of Japanese, you're not Korean.

01:06:08.000 You're a zip.

01:06:11.000 Buying cultures and millions and millions of people now do almost adopt a lot of the Korean cultural aspects because through K-pop or K-drama, they love it so much.

01:06:19.000 They then start adopting those.

01:06:20.000 Whether that's the hairstyle, whether that's the fashion style, whether they want to go and live in Korea, we all have the right to choose how we identify to be who we want to be.

01:06:28.000 I'm Korean.

01:06:29.000 You know, people need to accept that.

01:06:32.000 Done.

01:06:33.000 It's hard to keep up with these fucking edits.

01:06:36.000 These Zoomers have such a low attention span.

01:06:38.000 You almost have to have a strobe light of editing to keep their interest.

01:06:42.000 I can't fucking get out of anyone's way fast enough.

01:06:45.000 Your skin color has a lot to do with everything you're doing.

01:06:47.000 I think we need to recognize that white supremacy is a global issue.

01:06:50.000 What you are essentially saying is that you're not.

01:06:52.000 White supremacy is a global issue.

01:06:54.000 And white people, I guess, by that logic, are oppressing Koreans.

01:07:00.000 Prove it.

01:07:00.000 And you can't change it.

01:07:01.000 By the way, what about someone who is ethnically black, but looks completely Caucasian for some weird reason?

01:07:08.000 I don't know.

01:07:08.000 Some albino gene.

01:07:10.000 Are they black?

01:07:12.000 Because you just made it all about perception.

01:07:15.000 What if we end racism?

01:07:18.000 Doesn't that end black people by her logic?

01:07:22.000 And I argue that racism is over, so I guess I'm saying black people don't exist.

01:07:26.000 Yeah, I guess I did kind of say that.

01:07:28.000 I said races don't exist.

01:07:31.000 Just like abortion should go down to like 21 weeks, we should all be arguing about that little zone.

01:07:37.000 Racism should go down to that 10% of Americans who are black and live ensconced in black culture.

01:07:45.000 In Britain, there should be zero talk.

01:07:47.000 There is zero racism in Britain.

01:07:50.000 In fact, it's too politically correct.

01:07:52.000 They're having Muslims wantonly groom children because everyone is petrified of being called a racist.

01:08:00.000 Britain could deal with some racism.

01:08:02.000 Just a little bit.

01:08:03.000 I think if you don't recognize that power imbalance in what you're doing and how it's disrespectful to me, you're just kind of proving the point that you're doing this for money and attention.

01:08:12.000 No, I agree with that.

01:08:13.000 Every person that was born Asian, they do go through these struggles.

01:08:16.000 I understand what you're saying.

01:08:18.000 Why the fuck is this fat black pig offended by a homo trying to be a Korean?

01:08:25.000 Believe it or not, lady, this is not about you at all.

01:08:28.000 What a terrible stretch this is for her to make.

01:08:33.000 You're insulting me.

01:08:35.000 Okay.

01:08:36.000 He's insulting my eyeballs by being so fucking.

01:08:39.000 He looks like a weird fish.

01:08:41.000 But politically, I'm fine with it.

01:08:44.000 And so white privilege.

01:08:45.000 I've never had that experience, you know.

01:08:46.000 But I am not one of those people.

01:08:48.000 I am completely different.

01:08:49.000 So I don't like to be put in the same category as someone like that.

01:08:52.000 I understand some people might get offended by what I do, but I'm not actually going out there doing bad things.

01:08:57.000 I'm not doing anything to hurt people.

01:08:59.000 I'm just living my truth.

01:09:00.000 I'm doing what makes me happy.

01:09:01.000 So you identify as queer, right?

01:09:03.000 Non-binary.

01:09:04.000 Non-binary.

01:09:05.000 Okay, I'll recognise that.

01:09:06.000 Thank you.

01:09:06.000 So if you as a non-binary person are adopting the culture of a minority in a minority, because we know that the queer experience in Korea is unique.

01:09:14.000 It's very difficult.

01:09:15.000 That's why I was speaking up and actually I helped a lot of people by doing that.

01:09:18.000 What you are doing is really giving white savior.

01:09:21.000 Like it really is because you seem to think that you can adopt the oppressions of minorities.

01:09:26.000 What do you think?

01:09:28.000 Her argument needs to prove that Koreans are oppressed.

01:09:33.000 What oppression is going on in Britain?

01:09:36.000 None.

01:09:38.000 Maybe Tommy Robinson.

01:09:40.000 There's some oppression going on in Britain.

01:09:41.000 Serving two jail terms for the same fucking crime.

01:09:45.000 An irrelevant crime like contempt of court.

01:09:47.000 That's oppression.

01:09:49.000 So far removed from that experience.

01:09:51.000 These people are fearing for their lives in the UK.

01:09:55.000 Did you know that?

01:09:56.000 Did you know Koreans fear for their lives in the UK?

01:09:59.000 I did not know that.

01:10:00.000 That's terrible.

01:10:02.000 Why?

01:10:03.000 Just Kim Jong-un told them to?

01:10:05.000 For these people, I'm speaking up for these people.

01:10:07.000 I'm trying to help these people.

01:10:08.000 You centered those people.

01:10:09.000 That's the other weird thing with this.

01:10:11.000 Who are you trying to help?

01:10:12.000 Other white people who identify...

01:10:13.000 Other white gays who turn into ugly fish to become Korean?

01:10:18.000 Is that a big demographic you're helping?

01:10:20.000 Say anything and speak up for these people.

01:10:22.000 I'm speaking up for these people.

01:10:23.000 I'm trying to help these people.

01:10:24.000 You centered.

01:10:25.000 In order to be able to hear him, they had to mute her mic so you could hear her bouncing off his mic when they want him to talk.

01:10:32.000 So far removed from that experience.

01:10:33.000 She never stops talking.

01:10:34.000 These people are fearing for their lives.

01:10:39.000 I'm speaking up for these people.

01:10:40.000 I'm trying to help these people.

01:10:41.000 You center those who are affected.

01:10:43.000 You don't center yourself.

01:10:45.000 And that's my problem with you.

01:10:46.000 Well, it's better than doing nothing.

01:10:48.000 What do you do to help people around the world?

01:10:50.000 You can hear her every time he talks.

01:10:52.000 Yeah.

01:10:56.000 You don't get to ask me whether I go to protest for white people.

01:10:58.000 Why are you criticizing me for doing something?

01:11:00.000 That's a black lady thing, by the way.

01:11:02.000 You don't get to ask me.

01:11:03.000 You don't question black women.

01:11:05.000 It happened to me on Fox.

01:11:07.000 I said, we're talking about food stamps.

01:11:08.000 I said, they're a fat pill.

01:11:10.000 If the poor are so hungry, why are they so fat?

01:11:14.000 And I thought we were friends when we were debating, but she was very offended.

01:11:19.000 And the hallway after, I said, you know what I should have done?

01:11:21.000 I should have said, like, you ain't talking to me like that.

01:11:24.000 I should have done a finger snap.

01:11:25.000 And she goes, you don't have the right to talk to me.

01:11:30.000 And I go, Yeah, I do.

01:11:31.000 I have the right to talk to anyone I want to talk to, actually.

01:11:34.000 And then we just sat in the green room in silence.

01:11:38.000 Which I'm actually helping all the people.

01:11:40.000 I think you're helping people by tasting the picture.

01:11:42.000 You don't get to question me, and I'm not even going to entertain you.

01:11:44.000 You don't get to question me.

01:11:46.000 Yes, I do.

01:11:46.000 Well, I just did.

01:11:47.000 So, what's up?

01:11:47.000 Why can't I question you?

01:11:48.000 Because I think it's what you're not questioning me because you want to understand what I go through or what I'm doing.

01:11:53.000 You're questioning me because you want to try and find a hole in what I'm saying.

01:11:59.000 Did you catch that?

01:12:00.000 So, she says you can't question me.

01:12:02.000 No one's ever gone beyond that.

01:12:04.000 It's usually a conversation, especially in Britain where everyone's petrified at being called racist.

01:12:09.000 So, no one's ever said, wait, you can question me.

01:12:11.000 Why can't I question you?

01:12:12.000 Shut down.

01:12:15.000 Because you're trying to find a hole in my argument.

01:12:16.000 Yeah, that's what a debate is, you retard.

01:12:21.000 How much would you have to be paid to kiss this man?

01:12:24.000 I would kiss him on the lips just for $180.

01:12:35.000 Go for a nice dinner after.

01:12:37.000 What about you, Ryan?

01:12:38.000 Mine's way higher.

01:12:40.000 It's just a thousand.

01:12:45.000 Just because I don't want to tell anybody else.

01:12:47.000 Hey, Fishface, kiss me.

01:12:48.000 You'll get 10 for $1,000.

01:12:50.000 Or to $5.

01:12:51.000 Oh, that's how it works.

01:12:52.000 Yeah, so if it's going to be concurrent, you know, they're just like...

01:12:54.000 Hey, it'll be my new job.

01:12:56.000 Hey, man, are you coming out?

01:12:57.000 Yeah, hold on.

01:12:57.000 I have to kiss fish fag.

01:13:03.000 As a person trying to break Korean, you'd probably take that as a compliment.

01:13:06.000 I am a fish fag.

01:13:07.000 Thank you.

01:13:07.000 Oh, that's what we're missing here.

01:13:09.000 He identifies as a Korean fish.

01:13:11.000 Right.

01:13:12.000 Now I see it.

01:13:13.000 Now I see it.

01:13:14.000 I see the coral reef hair.

01:13:16.000 I gotcha.

01:13:17.000 Exactly what you're saying.

01:13:19.000 No one can take away someone's lived experience.

01:13:21.000 But I do feel we're at a time in history where we can embrace other cultures.

01:13:25.000 You know, it's great to be multicultural.

01:13:26.000 It's great to be diverse.

01:13:27.000 And of course, people do appropriate cultures, but isn't she appropriating white culture by dying her hair?

01:13:31.000 Is she blonde?

01:13:32.000 No black people have blonde hair.

01:13:35.000 That's not acceptable.

01:13:36.000 I'm offended.

01:13:37.000 Well, that is a good thing.

01:13:39.000 And I think that will help break down cultural barriers.

01:13:42.000 A lot of people say, oh, we're a different.

01:13:44.000 She's appropriating by wearing a blazer.

01:13:47.000 Asian society, now we're really not.

01:13:49.000 We're not far removed.

01:13:50.000 We've had BLM and Asian hate all in the same year.

01:13:53.000 If that could happen to you.

01:13:54.000 You had BLM and Asian hate all in the same year.

01:13:57.000 That is proof that racism is still prevalent because people are complaining about it.

01:14:02.000 Is it possible that BLM was a piece of shit, fake money scam that preyed on white guilt and made a tiny group of people incredibly wealthy and was actually a propaganda machine for the DNC?

01:14:16.000 And yes, Asian hate in America, especially in New York, has been an issue, but it's black people.

01:14:23.000 Still, at this point, we haven't really made progress as a society enough for all of us to say that we can be transracial or we can swap races or we can adopt aspects of one's culture without causing them harm or without their permission.

01:14:36.000 There's a way you can interact with a culture without disrespecting or disregarding their lived experiences.

01:14:41.000 I engage with Korean culture, but I will always be a black woman, period.

01:14:46.000 Yeah, agreed.

01:14:48.000 All right, verdict, you're both assholes.

01:15:03.000 We might need a new interstitial for this next subject.

01:15:06.000 Not Proud Boys, but monkeypox.

01:15:08.000 Just use the COVID background for this.

01:15:13.000 Can you get rid of that, please?

01:15:17.000 Biden, of course, as usual, is the authority on this subject.

01:15:22.000 Lots of interesting things he has to say about it.

01:15:28.000 Go ahead.

01:15:29.000 Monkey Pox.

01:15:30.000 Monkey Pox coming in hot.

01:15:49.000 Figure out what we do and what vaccine, if any, may be available for.

01:15:55.000 But it is a concern in the sense that if it were to spread, it's consequential.

01:16:00.000 That's all they've told me.

01:16:01.000 Thank you, Joe.

01:16:03.000 That was very informative.

01:16:07.000 I thought it was interesting that Alex Jones, 3-7, predicted this 20 years ago.

01:16:14.000 Die of Ebole and 350 million or more people in Africa, and then 12 die of Ebole in one little town.

01:16:20.000 They go, oh, Ebola, Ebola, Ebola, oh, Ebola.

01:16:24.000 And they had CNN people saying, diseases will be coming out of the rainforest because Mother Earth is mad.

01:16:31.000 Literally like witch doctors going, Booga, Booga, some not come back.

01:16:35.000 You know, when we have floods and rain and meteors might hit the Earth, what if a meteor hits the Earth tomorrow and destroys a city?

01:16:41.000 Are they going to say this is because the people of Earth have been bad?

01:16:44.000 That meteor just came from space.

01:16:45.000 It's very primitive control apparatus.

01:16:48.000 It's how chiefs and medicine doctors used to control, and shaman would control the people, saying, oh, if you're not good, the crops won't come.

01:16:54.000 Oh, the environment, if we're not good.

01:16:56.000 I don't want to eat a piece of meat that's got dioxins in it from plastics production.

01:17:01.000 I don't want them dumping nickel cadmium and heavy metal grignard reagents in the waters so my kids are deformed.

01:17:09.000 I don't want that.

01:17:10.000 I'm for the environment.

01:17:11.000 But these international corrupt people financing global population control, which is just nothing more but dictators' excuses to kill men, women, and children, and girls in slave labor camps in China making Nikes, you call that good?

01:17:23.000 And all these Hollywood people that say they love you are the ones that speak out against slave labor, are the ones you find out later, are the ones that own all the sweatshops making their clotheslines?

01:17:33.000 They're all hypocrites.

01:17:34.000 Yeah, okay, this goes on.

01:17:35.000 It's fucking amazing.

01:17:37.000 This guy was Nostradamus.

01:17:40.000 So this monkeypox thing, like we discussed last week, is looking more and more like a pandemic every day.

01:17:46.000 And now we learn that Gates made what they're calling a tabletop game, which is annoying.

01:17:50.000 Stop saying that.

01:17:53.000 But it is still fucking daunting.

01:17:55.000 Now I'm being called a conspiracy theorist because I happen to notice Gates funded a tabletop game in which a monkeypox virus pandemic begins.

01:18:02.000 It's not really a tabletop game is monopoly, okay?

01:18:07.000 But it was a research paper that he funded that presents monkeypoxes as a scenario.

01:18:15.000 Strengthening, wait, go back to one.

01:18:17.000 Strengthening global systems to prevent and respond to high-consequence biological threats.

01:18:23.000 Results from the 2021 tabletop exercise.

01:18:26.000 So they're using tabletop game as an analogy here, conducted in partnership with the Munich Security Conference.

01:18:32.000 Okay, so go to page 12 and proceed to poop in your panties.

01:18:38.000 Figure one, here's a scenario.

01:18:40.000 What about this?

01:18:41.000 What if we attack on May 15th, 2022?

01:18:46.000 You know, last week.

01:18:48.000 And what if, I don't know, there's a monkeypox outbreak?

01:18:51.000 This was a 2021 hypothetical scenario that said last week, May 15th, there will be a monkeypox outbreak.

01:19:01.000 What happened last week?

01:19:10.000 Add dramatic music in there and post.

01:19:15.000 Go back.

01:19:20.000 No international warnings or advisories.

01:19:23.000 Then we have 83 countries affected.

01:19:26.000 We have a monkeypox engineered to be vaccine resistant, so it keeps getting worse.

01:19:30.000 Then we got up to 480 million cases.

01:19:33.000 Revelation of terror group origins.

01:19:36.000 Infiltration of civilian biolab.

01:19:39.000 By the way, Wuhan is the lab behind it again.

01:19:44.000 That's 4-2.

01:19:47.000 This is getting spooky, folks.

01:19:49.000 And I think the worst thing we can do is be scared because that's what they're counting on.

01:19:55.000 That's the fuel that powers this engine.

01:19:57.000 Who has been toying around with monkeypox viruses in recent months?

01:20:00.000 Oh, yeah, it's our good friends at the Wuhan Institute of Virology.

01:20:05.000 Go up to 3.9?

01:20:08.000 Or did we just discuss that?

01:20:10.000 Yeah, this is more...

01:20:11.000 I mean, look it up yourself.

01:20:13.000 Look up this research paper.

01:20:17.000 That was 3.9?

01:20:17.000 Okay, so go to 4-0.

01:20:19.000 And this is not esoteric.

01:20:20.000 This is not on the outskirts of the internet.

01:20:23.000 It's fairly mainstream.

01:20:24.000 Here's yahoo.com.

01:20:25.000 Bill Gates warns of smallpox terror attacks and urges leaders to use germ games to prepare.

01:20:33.000 That's what we just saw.

01:20:34.000 We saw the germ game.

01:20:39.000 Three monkeys that escaped were captured after a Pennsylvania crash have been euthanized.

01:20:43.000 The animals were among 100 monkeys being shipped on a highway to a quarantine facility.

01:20:46.000 I think that was in Philadelphia.

01:20:52.000 So the crazy people like Alex Jones are looking pretty darn normal.

01:20:58.000 The memes are becoming real.

01:21:00.000 Go to 4-1.

01:21:06.000 We are investigating a possible case of monkeypox in New York City.

01:21:10.000 Oh, the patient is being cared for at Bellevue Hospital.

01:21:12.000 That's just south of a year.

01:21:14.000 Our public health lab will conduct preliminary tests, which, if positive, will be sent to CDC.

01:21:19.000 There we have it.

01:21:22.000 And this is no longer a future prediction.

01:21:25.000 4-3, we see that quarantining has already begun.

01:21:29.000 Belgium is the first country to make monkeypox quarantine compulsory.

01:21:33.000 It's a disease in the same family of smallpox, and symptoms include a distinct bumpy rash, a fever, sore muscles, and a headache.

01:21:41.000 And if monkeypox is not successful and we don't get sufficiently scared, they have other things down the pipeline.

01:21:48.000 People are already reporting cases of crock pox, which Ryan might be.

01:21:54.000 I'm susceptible, yes.

01:21:57.000 Don't think that joke means that I was kidding about any of the other shit.

01:22:00.000 I just ended it with a funny thing.

01:22:04.000 Doesn't mean I wasn't fucking dead serious.

01:22:07.000 Okay, let's get to the mailbag.

01:22:23.000 You know what I do on Sundays now?

01:22:25.000 Qui.

01:22:26.000 I get up before everyone else and I read every single letter in the world.

01:22:32.000 Damn.

01:22:33.000 That's a lot of letters.

01:22:35.000 Yeah.

01:22:37.000 So I have zero unread messages out of thousands.

01:22:46.000 Sup, Fag Dad, and Chinky Slitz.

01:22:49.000 I don't know why someone's calling me a chinky slits.

01:22:52.000 I just watched the insufferable Dash Snow documentary, Moments Like This Never Last, and thought of you.

01:22:56.000 Do you have any Dash?

01:22:57.000 Isn't it funny how I discovered Dash Snow and Ryan McGinley and put Iraq on the map?

01:23:03.000 And I'm completely stalined out of all of these documentaries.

01:23:07.000 Do you have any Dash Snow stories?

01:23:08.000 What about McGinley or Dan Colin?

01:23:10.000 I heard a rumor that you and Irsnott from Iraq dated for a bit.

01:23:13.000 Honestly, not one of them come off as likable in the documentary, just tools.

01:23:17.000 What are your thoughts on them and the overall low reside graffiti art scene?

01:23:21.000 So Ryan McGinley, very talented photographer.

01:23:26.000 I've talked about him a lot.

01:23:28.000 He probably wouldn't acknowledge me now, but I discovered him.

01:23:32.000 I was in a Terry Richardson and I was like, I need a new Terry Richardson.

01:23:35.000 And this guy was still in photo school, young gay kid, who was just living a crazy life and documenting it.

01:23:41.000 And it was so much fodder for Vice magazine that I would just go through his, I'd have my articles of the month.

01:23:47.000 I'd go to his house, sit on his bed, and we'd go through all his prints.

01:23:50.000 And I go, that would go that article.

01:23:51.000 That would go with that article.

01:23:53.000 I like the idea of the photo not perfectly relating to the article, you know?

01:23:58.000 Like after I left the next editor, there'd be an article about a police rights activist and they just show a picture of the person.

01:24:05.000 I'm like, dude, show like a police riot for the picture.

01:24:10.000 But Dash was abandoned by his billionaire parents and was sent to rehab centers and, you know, Juvie.

01:24:20.000 And he came back and just sort of raised himself from 13 on.

01:24:24.000 So he was a rich street kid, if you can imagine.

01:24:28.000 And Ryan McGinley documented all Of this beautifully.

01:24:31.000 The thing about Ryan was he got his first opportunity with Vice and then at the New York Times.

01:24:36.000 And in both instances, he went crazy and worked like 40 hours straight.

01:24:40.000 That's the secret.

01:24:41.000 You get these opportunities.

01:24:42.000 A window opens, you pry it open with a crowbar and hold it open for as long as you can until the crowbar breaks.

01:24:51.000 And that's why he's successful.

01:24:54.000 Dan Colin was a really talented artist.

01:24:57.000 He was mad I didn't put him in Vice, but I was mad at him for appearing at our rival Days and Confused.

01:25:04.000 So I didn't put him in.

01:25:06.000 And he was mad at me for that.

01:25:07.000 And then there was Earsnot, the graffiti artist.

01:25:10.000 He wanted to kick my ass.

01:25:12.000 And we would always stare at each other and bump into each other.

01:25:15.000 We did not get along.

01:25:16.000 And he later confessed when he was drunk that he was just mad that I was taking up all of Ryan's time.

01:25:21.000 And he thought Ryan was his best friend.

01:25:23.000 One thing I would say about that scene, aesthetically, very pretty, great for magazines.

01:25:27.000 They're all very cool people to look at.

01:25:31.000 And they got fashion and cool, right?

01:25:34.000 IQ eyes, pretty bad.

01:25:37.000 Wildly uneducated.

01:25:39.000 Not the brightest bulbs in the tree.

01:25:41.000 You didn't have intellectual conversations with any of them.

01:25:45.000 But that whole thing came apart when there was this girl, Michelle Rodriguez, some Rodriguez chick, I forget her name, but she was a Hispanic name, and she had a photo show, and in one of the pictures, she was nude.

01:25:58.000 And Sam Sigalnik, I think, grabbed it off the wall.

01:26:01.000 And he was with Sperm.

01:26:03.000 What was his name?

01:26:05.000 Sperm Bird?

01:26:07.000 Seaman Sperm.

01:26:10.000 And she ran out of the place to stop them.

01:26:13.000 She jumped on the car, and they drove like four feet with her on the car, and she jumped off.

01:26:17.000 They all got charged with theft and kidnapping.

01:26:20.000 And Sam and Seaman, Simon, we called him Seaman, did a year in jail at Rikers.

01:26:26.000 That was the end of the scene that blew up the whole thing.

01:26:29.000 Just like Proud Boys, sort of, at least Proud Boys Manhattan.

01:26:32.000 It got shut down when those guys went to jail.

01:26:35.000 That's how the system gets rid of fun.

01:26:37.000 They throw you in jail.

01:26:45.000 Someone else mentioning the George Carlin dock, Ryan.

01:26:48.000 I scrolled through and I couldn't see it.

01:26:50.000 This guy doesn't say you're in it, though.

01:26:53.000 Yes, he does.

01:26:53.000 Did you happen to catch the new George Carlin dock made by and featuring those super tough against the mainstream artists, Judd Apatow, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart?

01:27:02.000 Guess who?

01:27:03.000 Hey, she was asking for it.

01:27:05.000 By the way, there's another bunch of photographs.

01:27:08.000 It's so YouTube amateur.

01:27:10.000 It's like a YouTube fan video.

01:27:11.000 Is this a George Carlin fan video?

01:27:13.000 It's a shitty fan video at that.

01:27:15.000 You know what this is?

01:27:17.000 This is Judd Apatow and the comedy elites.

01:27:21.000 And they know that I'm George Carlin.

01:27:24.000 And they know that they are the establishment.

01:27:26.000 All of those guys, Colbert is on board with the government.

01:27:30.000 They're all pushing the fucking vaccine.

01:27:32.000 They're all the plebs that Carlin would always talk about.

01:27:36.000 So what do they do?

01:27:37.000 They rewrite history.

01:27:38.000 And with a shitty photo montage, they take his bits and make it about how me and the right are evil.

01:27:45.000 Fuckheads, I'm the one banned.

01:27:48.000 I'm the bad guy the state doesn't want.

01:27:50.000 I'm the one who can't go to Canada.

01:27:53.000 I can't go to Australia.

01:27:54.000 You're not banned on social media.

01:27:56.000 I am.

01:27:57.000 You're the establishment, you fucking losers.

01:28:00.000 And what's worse, Judd Apatow's been after me ever since I pointed out that This is 40 is the worst movie ever made.

01:28:09.000 It is so bad, in fact, that it became like a drinking game to try to finish it.

01:28:14.000 It took me eight tries to get through it.

01:28:17.000 It's an Olympic feat watching his self-indulgent shit show about his life and his gorgeous kids and how wonderful they are.

01:28:26.000 You know what's amazing?

01:28:27.000 As I was scrolling through this, too, I saw that they were pointing out Sackler and the drug overdoses.

01:28:33.000 I'm like, that's us.

01:28:35.000 So you have, yeah, they're against Big Pharma.

01:28:37.000 Meanwhile, all of those talk shows are totally up Big Pharma's ass.

01:28:41.000 Stephen Colbert thinks he's on the side of Carlin versus Big Pharma.

01:28:46.000 Sorry, dude.

01:28:47.000 Sorry, dude.

01:28:48.000 And then they had the nerve to be like, oh yeah, freedom of speech and censorship.

01:28:53.000 I'm like, what the fuck?

01:28:55.000 Dude, if I was allowed back on Twitter, 100% of those guys would protest, including my ex-friend, Patton Oswald.

01:29:02.000 Yeah.

01:29:02.000 What a pile of horseshit.

01:29:04.000 So here's, you're coming up here in a second.

01:29:08.000 We get a lot of middle-class homemade.

01:29:09.000 I said a long time ago, when fascism comes to America, it won't wear jack boots and brown shirts.

01:29:13.000 It'll have on a smiley face and a t-shirt and designer jeans and Nikes.

01:29:19.000 You fucking cocksuckers.

01:29:23.000 You know what?

01:29:23.000 The irony is overwhelming in that clip because what they're doing is Orwellian.

01:29:29.000 They are being fascists.

01:29:31.000 You know what's insane?

01:29:33.000 You know that picture where I'm like that?

01:29:34.000 You know what I'm doing?

01:29:36.000 Ann Coulter had been banned from Berkeley.

01:29:39.000 So I got on a plane, I took her speech, and I said her speech on the school grounds.

01:29:46.000 I read her speech because it was banned because the left is against free speech.

01:29:52.000 Because they are fascists.

01:29:54.000 And what do they do?

01:29:55.000 They control the narrative.

01:29:57.000 Just like fascists.

01:29:59.000 Stalin airbrushes you.

01:30:01.000 Hitler has got the propaganda campaign where they rewrite history with these fucking montages and make themselves out to be the heroes.

01:30:11.000 Wow.

01:30:12.000 That's dense irony.

01:30:14.000 It's a thing and a thing and a thing and a thing.

01:30:16.000 Overwhelming the audacity.

01:30:18.000 And the crazy part is, I think he believes it.

01:30:23.000 In a sense, Jodapatau is a victim of Jodapatauism.

01:30:26.000 He's brainwashed himself into believing all this fucking horse shit.

01:30:34.000 Oh my God.

01:30:36.000 That's me.

01:30:36.000 I did that.

01:30:40.000 And then they're like, fuck the government.

01:30:41.000 The government's corrupt and shit.

01:30:43.000 And then January 6th, the only protest effectively against the government, they're probably going to be like, that was an insurrection.

01:30:49.000 How dare they?

01:30:51.000 We hate the government, but we love it.

01:30:54.000 Hey, Patton Oswald.

01:30:55.000 Hey, Stephen Colbert.

01:30:57.000 Hey, Jon Stewart.

01:30:59.000 Hey, Judd Apatow.

01:31:01.000 You are the establishment.

01:31:03.000 You are big comedy, just like big pharma.

01:31:07.000 You are the government.

01:31:09.000 You fucking losers.

01:31:11.000 You don't have a rebellious bone in your body.

01:31:13.000 You are the ultimate conformists.

01:31:16.000 I want you to know that.

01:31:18.000 You fucking losers.

01:31:21.000 Dude, we have Ethan.

01:31:24.000 Hold on one second.

01:31:25.000 Oh, looky here.

01:31:27.000 We have a guy who was imprisoned for protesting the government while you guys sit there and talk about how we're the fascists.

01:31:36.000 If we're the fascists, why are all of our friends in jail and your friends are sitting doing smarmy documentaries about how brave you are?

01:31:48.000 Hello.

01:31:50.000 Hey.

01:31:51.000 Hey, man, how you doing?

01:31:53.000 Dumb question.

01:31:58.000 I did it with you.

01:31:59.000 I got to say, I ate like a Cheeto and I would have four beers a day.

01:32:07.000 It was more of a liquid fast.

01:32:10.000 Right.

01:32:11.000 That's cool.

01:32:12.000 I mean, I'm happy you guys did that shit.

01:32:14.000 That's really cool.

01:32:16.000 I'm hardcore.

01:32:16.000 But wait a minute.

01:32:17.000 Wait a minute.

01:32:18.000 Ryan didn't.

01:32:19.000 He did not eat one morsel.

01:32:21.000 Someone made him taste a piece of salsa the size of a booger, like on day two, for work.

01:32:28.000 But he did nothing but this water mixture with like salt in it and shit.

01:32:33.000 I was having Gatorades and I had a Guinness on Saturday.

01:32:36.000 So people are calling me a fag saying I pussied out.

01:32:39.000 But Ryan did it 100%.

01:32:43.000 Yeah, Ryan has super badass.

01:32:44.000 Love you dude.

01:32:46.000 Yeah, all of us in here in Northern Neck, we muscle it out.

01:32:51.000 I mean, we're still going until 10.30 tonight, actually.

01:32:56.000 We started 10.30 p.m. a week ago.

01:32:58.000 So we're going to do a big feast tonight.

01:33:02.000 That's going to be so good.

01:33:04.000 I can't even imagine.

01:33:05.000 You know, I've been describing it to people as just like the first few days hurt, but then you're just sad.

01:33:11.000 It's like being divorced or sued.

01:33:14.000 You're just less of a person.

01:33:17.000 Yeah, I have this whole new appreciation for food, you know, like just like, I don't know, distance makes the, you know, love grow fonder or something like that.

01:33:26.000 I kind of feel like I've been separated from like, I don't know, like a serious relationship and I'm just miss it so much.

01:33:33.000 That's exactly how I felt.

01:33:36.000 It was love.

01:33:37.000 And it's, it's, my libido was gone too.

01:33:39.000 My wife could have had lingerie on and sex toys out the wazoo and I'd say, put some clothes on.

01:33:43.000 You're going to freeze to death.

01:33:46.000 Yeah.

01:33:46.000 No, definite side effects for sure.

01:33:48.000 Yeah.

01:33:49.000 So what did you miss the most?

01:33:50.000 For me, it was eggs and cheese.

01:33:52.000 That's what I missed the most.

01:33:55.000 Oh, man.

01:33:56.000 It's really hard to say.

01:33:57.000 I mean, because just being in jail in general, you know, you miss foods.

01:34:03.000 I've been really craving like sandwiches and pizza and wings.

01:34:08.000 I think wings, honestly.

01:34:10.000 Do you get wings in the jail?

01:34:12.000 No, absolutely not.

01:34:15.000 So you were already missing those.

01:34:17.000 Yeah, like I was already craving them, so this just super starts that.

01:34:21.000 Did you lose any weight?

01:34:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:34:25.000 I'm way skinnier than I've been in a long time.

01:34:30.000 Energy.

01:34:31.000 It's weird because I have this kind of high-octane mental energy, but my body just is so glitchy.

01:34:41.000 Just kind of suck sometimes.

01:34:44.000 Getting out of bed is really hard.

01:34:46.000 Well, also, fainting is a thing.

01:34:48.000 I was trying to do burpees at the gym the other day, and I had to stop because I couldn't see straight.

01:34:53.000 Yeah, just going up one flight of stairs was like, that was my workout for the day.

01:34:59.000 Well, I'm down like three or four pounds.

01:35:01.000 Ryan's down eight and a half pounds.

01:35:03.000 Pound a day.

01:35:06.000 But did it work?

01:35:07.000 Did anyone talk about it?

01:35:09.000 What was the effect of this?

01:35:12.000 Well, yeah, I mean, in here at least, it's really built like the camaraderie of the guys, you know, gave them a sense of kind of belonging and courage.

01:35:20.000 I mean, I feel like I've gotten a lot stronger.

01:35:22.000 Like, after this whole thing, it's like, I don't think there's really anything anybody can do to me really that's going to like tempt me or like piss me off.

01:35:30.000 You know, I'm pretty content.

01:35:32.000 But like outside, I've been talking to a lot of people.

01:35:34.000 You know, Jen Lowe, she's been getting a lot of churches and stuff involved.

01:35:40.000 We've, like, in the middle of the fast, we heard information about like the first January 6th, her actually committing suicide, and that was like a really big donor.

01:35:51.000 But like, it was kind of like a, you know, a realization moment.

01:35:54.000 Like, this is, you know, the hopelessness that comes with this kind of situation that, you know, the government's made a lot of us feel is like real.

01:36:04.000 Yeah.

01:36:04.000 And being alone and like solitary confinement, I can totally relate to, I don't know, it was just a really big bummer.

01:36:13.000 We kind of wanted to plug that a little bit.

01:36:15.000 His name was, I think it was Matthew Perana or something.

01:36:18.000 Matthew Lawrence Perna.

01:36:20.000 Okay.

01:36:22.000 He took his life.

01:36:23.000 Well, that's what they're trying to do.

01:36:24.000 This isn't about justice.

01:36:26.000 They're trying to break you.

01:36:28.000 Exactly.

01:36:29.000 The whole exercise was really just to, you know, amplify your spirit and mental strength and perseverance.

01:36:37.000 And I think it's definitely worked for everybody that participated in it in here.

01:36:41.000 For me, especially.

01:36:43.000 Well, we were just talking earlier about 2000 Mules, the Dinesh D'Souza movie, and how all the people involved in that are singing like birds right now.

01:36:52.000 So the insurrectionists are quickly going from lunatics who had been brainwashed into thinking the election is stolen to guys who were probably right.

01:37:04.000 Well, I heard there was somebody who was the first arrest for election fraud who had 600 fraudulent votes was just arrested.

01:37:13.000 I don't know.

01:37:13.000 I can't.

01:37:14.000 I've just heard that.

01:37:16.000 Yes, that happened.

01:37:17.000 I can't verify it.

01:37:18.000 And they're all folding on each other like crazy because these people were not political.

01:37:22.000 They were just random, a lot of illegals.

01:37:24.000 They were just random scumbags who were doing it for like 50 bucks.

01:37:28.000 So it's not like we're dealing with the mob here where they're not going to snitch.

01:37:33.000 Exactly.

01:37:33.000 And I think on that alone, if you were to use as many resources as you've had for January 6thers with the FBI and just arresting everybody and who knows how much money's been spent, now we find somebody who literally, like, that's the biggest touch democracy there is, stealing votes.

01:37:48.000 So it's like, well, are we going to open up a huge, ginormous investigation there, or are we just going to be like, oh, it's just one person?

01:37:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:37:55.000 It's like, it's pretty insulting to everybody who's been in prison for over a year for walking into a building, you know?

01:38:03.000 With an invite.

01:38:04.000 Ryan, who's that you're showing on the screen?

01:38:07.000 That's Ethan.

01:38:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:38:09.000 The guy who killed himself wasn't a proud boy, was he?

01:38:12.000 No, I don't believe so, no.

01:38:15.000 That's good.

01:38:16.000 But it really, you know, it pissed a lot of people off because it kind of just struck home like a reality check that the hopelessness is.

01:38:24.000 Like, I definitely felt it when I was in solitary for a long time.

01:38:28.000 You know, definitely when I was in the hole for Christmas and New Year's.

01:38:31.000 That was ridiculously horrible.

01:38:33.000 But like some of these people are, on top of that, they have really horrible legal counsel that are basically working for the government.

01:38:40.000 And then they have the government threatening them with all this.

01:38:43.000 So they literally feel like their life has just gone.

01:38:45.000 When I first was incarcerated, even the inmates, all the news, everybody was saying, oh, I'm going to be in there for 25 years to life.

01:38:53.000 They're going to toss me in there and throw away the key just because of who I am and what I represent.

01:38:59.000 And if you don't know any better, you kind of fall into that and believe it.

01:39:05.000 And so, I don't know.

01:39:07.000 It's just, I think the government needs to start taking accountability on this stuff, or at least the people involved.

01:39:14.000 Somebody's got to twist this around on them.

01:39:15.000 People are killing themselves over this.

01:39:17.000 Well, we really are on the cusp of culpability here because the government is being exposed thanks to Dinesh, thanks to that movie.

01:39:26.000 And I really, these things are very ethereal, and it's hard to quantify exactly what is happening.

01:39:32.000 But my gut, which hurts, by the way, says that something is changing, something big.

01:39:43.000 I definitely feel the same way.

01:39:44.000 And I'm hoping if there's any influence that we've given just by doing the spiritual fast, I just gave God a complete authority, man, do your work.

01:39:54.000 I'm just putting it all in your hands.

01:39:55.000 And I feel like, you know, something definitely feels like it's in the midst.

01:39:58.000 But you saw the movie 2000 Mules?

01:40:01.000 Yes, I just watched it last night.

01:40:03.000 And it was really good.

01:40:06.000 It's irrefutable.

01:40:07.000 I mean, I was just saying on the show, the thing I can't get over is they're wearing these protective gloves the day after the feds caught illegal votes via fingerprints.

01:40:16.000 Everyone has gloves after that, and they throw them in the garbage after they fill the ballot boxes.

01:40:22.000 I mean, that alone explains everything.

01:40:25.000 And it's unexplainable.

01:40:28.000 Yeah, that's weird.

01:40:30.000 It's the kind of detail that haunts you.

01:40:32.000 And you wake up the next morning and go, what possible reason could you have for only wearing those gloves when you put the ballots in?

01:40:39.000 Right, exactly.

01:40:41.000 Ugh.

01:40:42.000 The left, I think they're so smart, but then they just make the stupidest, floppiest mistakes.

01:40:48.000 I mean, I think we can all agree.

01:40:49.000 They're not even really hiding it at this point, a lot of the things you're doing.

01:40:52.000 Well, they've been winning.

01:40:54.000 They've been spoiled for so long that they don't have to try hard.

01:40:58.000 It's like Jabba the Hutt.

01:41:00.000 You know, no one had ever tried strangling him before.

01:41:08.000 Well, that's awesome, man.

01:41:10.000 Well, I hope you have a good meal tonight and congratulations on completing the fast.

01:41:14.000 Great work.

01:41:16.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:41:17.000 I appreciate it.

01:41:17.000 Thank you.

01:41:18.000 I mean, to you and everybody else that joined in, I can't tell you how much it means, all the support and everything, because it's pretty much all we have, you know.

01:41:25.000 Well, I should confess that after two days, we got so sick of it that we called the prison and we said, we're going to, if any of these guys die, it's on your back.

01:41:35.000 You're going to get sued.

01:41:37.000 So force feed them right now.

01:41:40.000 And they said, excuse me, sir, you have the wrong number.

01:41:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:46.000 That's great, man.

01:41:48.000 All right, dude.

01:41:49.000 Well, thanks for this, and you're an inspiration.

01:41:52.000 I appreciate that.

01:41:53.000 You guys have a great day.

01:41:54.000 You too.

01:41:55.000 Cheers.

01:41:58.000 So that's a good, good bookend to the fast, right?

01:42:02.000 We talked to the guy who started it.

01:42:04.000 This is a long app, but it's worth it.

01:42:06.000 Stop, stop, dude, dude, dude, stop.

01:42:08.000 See, doopsie.

01:42:10.000 I closed out the page with Ethan's thing, and then that just popped.

01:42:13.000 I had it ready.

01:42:14.000 And I am sorry, and I'm gay.

01:42:16.000 If you're wondering why Ryan is fired, it's because he just ruined the surprise of the final video, thereby not just destroying the show, but destroying my career, what's left of it.

01:42:27.000 The brand.

01:42:28.000 Destroying America.

01:42:30.000 Wow, okay, well.

01:42:31.000 And destroying Western civilization.

01:42:33.000 Now, you can do what you want to me, but I'm not going to sit here and let you bad mouth the entire Western world.

01:42:41.000 Gentlemen, final video.

01:42:45.000 True.

01:42:59.000 Dude, Clip Clipperson, or whoever is stealing our shit on YouTube, had better grab that part of the George Carlin thing and talk about where that picture was taken.

01:43:09.000 Because that's huge.

01:43:11.000 When has Judd Appetow ever taken someone's speech when they were banned and said it on the banned territory?

01:43:18.000 It's true.

01:43:20.000 Establishment writes history.

01:43:22.000 History is written by the victors.

01:43:25.000 Speaking of my career and life in the West here, you gotta fucking move, boys.

01:43:30.000 Don't sit on your ass.

01:43:32.000 Don't get caught sleeping.

01:43:34.000 You gotta hustle in Clown World.

01:43:37.000 Don't give up.

01:43:38.000 Fucking get out there, move, dodge.

01:43:42.000 Keep your eyeballs like this.

01:43:43.000 Don't relax.

01:43:44.000 Keep your head on a swivel.

01:43:47.000 For example.

01:43:51.000 Dude, look out, look out, look out.

01:43:52.000 There's another one coming the other way.

01:43:54.000 Get up, get up, get up.

01:43:57.000 Stop lying down.

01:43:58.000 Get up.

01:43:58.000 Get behind that tanker, that oil thing There, get behind that.

01:44:02.000 There's another one coming right now, right now, right now.

01:44:04.000 Get Stave fine there.

01:44:06.000 Oh, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:44:27.000 And my hurt all of you.

01:44:32.000 But the fire burns me too.

01:44:37.000 Can't stop that disco getting through.

01:44:43.000 Can't stop that disco wanting you.

01:44:49.000 There's nothing I could lock in my eyes with you.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 23, 2022

S4E119 - THE CUSP OF CULPABILITY

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