In this episode, the boys discuss the latest in the Nick Fuentes and Jim Goad feud, the Tranny Porn scandal, and the Crip Daddy and Cuff Daddy beef. Also, we discuss our favorite post-hardcore bands of all time.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
00:02:13.000I'm just saying what the word on the street is.
00:02:17.000He runs a Grouper Intelligence Agency where he harasses people if they leave, sort of like Scientologists.
00:02:24.000Their boy Ethan Ralph got in a fight in Lisbon, got his ass handed to him by some other YouTuber.
00:02:34.000And then the one everyone's focused on, especially our own severely handicapped friend Crip Daddy, is that he showed his screen and there was a picture of tranny porn.
00:02:46.000Now, if you were to look at my phone, you'd find a lot of tranny porn.
00:02:52.000Because cops constantly send me the most disgusting shit you can imagine.
00:02:57.000Gore, like someone with their head blown off, someone masturbating while covered in their own feces.
00:03:06.000And then about 60% is some incredibly hot chick, and she's doing something like sweeping, and then she turns around and her dick is flying everywhere.
00:03:16.000I actually don't really open them anymore.
00:03:18.000Because you know, if you see on your phone, you see the thumbnail, it's a pretty girl who's like, you go, there's no reason for him to just send me a pretty girl.
00:03:28.000But I don't think that was what's happening with Nick's computer, but I don't know.
00:03:31.000I also look at, I go to crazy shit.com.
00:03:34.000You should see the crazy shit on crazy shit.com.
00:03:39.000I've also heard bad talk about him talking about harming himself and stuff and dressing up as Kanye West and then allegedly mocking people who believe in God.
00:03:54.000I think the only story here is that there's all of these crazy rumors swarming around.
00:03:58.000Now, I know as someone who has been lied about and totally misrepresented to be dubious of these kind of things.
00:04:06.000I've seen it happen time and time again.
00:04:08.000And judging from AFPAC 3, Nick has influence.
00:04:11.000There's a lot of momentum going there.
00:04:13.000And when you have a lot of momentum, you have the spotlight on you, and a lot of people want to shut you down.
00:12:31.000So I checked Nick's telegram and apparently screenshots came out of the account in question that posted that false flag Tranny porn.
00:12:45.000And this is him commiserating with other people saying that it'd be a shame if we got this account to make it look like Nick is gay or something.
00:12:57.000And then Nick says, it's called We Do a Complete Exoneration.
00:15:26.000So, no, we're not watching The Simpsons anymore.
00:15:29.000Fuck you, Matt Groening and his offspring, who constantly depict this complete imbecile who, if he was left to his own devices, he would die.
00:19:43.000In that sense, it's kind of the smartest thing he's ever done.
00:19:47.000Speaking of dumb things, Rosanna Arquette, there's a backlash.
00:19:51.000I got to say, I love driving around the suburbs and seeing these liberals with their Tesla cars and their Hillary stickers and their fucking Biden-go-Biden stuff and their anti-Trump shit.
00:20:03.000And I'm just like, he is making you angry.
00:20:08.000So now they're fighting back and they're destroying their own cars, in a sense.
00:20:35.000And then we find out, no, Arquette was parked near the Palisades Village Shopping Center.
00:20:40.000Her Tesla was 10 feet behind a UPS truck, which backed into her car.
00:20:44.000The truck caused Arquette's airbags to deploy.
00:20:46.000Witness said the pulp fiction star was completely distraught when she got out of the car and grabbed her hair when talking to other witnesses.
00:20:59.000Remember, she's the one who lives in a 0% black neighborhood, as we learned from Anthony Kumiak.
00:21:06.000And she was the one who said she uses ethnic emojis to show her love of black people in a tweet that had white emojis giving the peace sign.
00:21:46.000I'm not one of these guys that believe aliens came here and had ancient civilizations, but I do believe that we had some pretty advanced fucking little Aztecs and Mayans and all these pre-Christian bizarre cultures.
00:23:49.000Yeah, Graham Hancock came on the show, and he was showing that not only is Atlantis possible, but that there were ancient civilizations before Egyptian.
00:24:01.000Like it was all covered in marble and like stone.
00:24:30.000So I want to get into the gun lobby, the gun talk, all of this shooting stuff, because I saw a video by Samantha B where she's real mad at us, us gun people.
00:24:42.000But before we get to that, I wanted to talk about some faggotry.
00:24:45.000A long time ago, I had a theory that, because I was always perplexed by the gay voice.
00:24:53.000And my theory back then, which I'm bringing back from the grave, is that intense faggotry, not sucking dicks and all that, but that kind of behavior is in all of us.
00:25:06.000And I would talk about my dad who'd be really drunk and he'd be pulling up his sleeves and going, hurt a true degripon.
00:27:47.000It was nobody's business, not even their own.
00:27:52.000We also tried to find the Gervais Tranny joke the other day, and it was the stupid homo who wrote, it takes two minutes for him to start bashing trans.
00:28:04.000So we checked the first two minutes and it wasn't there.
00:29:35.000Louis C.K. told a joke about pedophilia where he said, you know, for all the damage it does to you, it must feel really good if you're willing to risk all that just to diddle a kid.
00:31:35.000And there's one part of it where he goes, something dubious about recording terrorist attacks and starting on September 12th.
00:31:44.000Yeah, it's really sketchy to start your interval for recording the average number of terrorist attacks the day after the last major terrorist attack.
00:31:51.000Suppose I'm trying to make an argument that earthquakes are not a big deal for Haiti, and I start the day after the earthquake.
00:34:26.000Much stricter gun laws than the U.S. I think what happens is they think of Australia and Britain and they go, I don't, there was the Christchurch shooting, but that's about it over in New Zealand.
00:34:39.000But I don't really think of shootings when I think of Britain and Australia.
00:34:45.000Therefore, without doing any research, therefore guns are the problem.
00:35:00.000And you go, okay, well then what I'm gleaning from that is that the most mass shootings happen in places with lax gun laws like Texas, right?
00:36:14.000And I bet they watch exclusively children's movies, possibly in some kind of strange grooming tendency.
00:36:22.000On Tuesday, at least 21 people were killed in Uvalde, Texas, 19 of them children, by a mass shooter who celebrated his 18th birthday by buying himself two shiny new assault rifles.
00:36:34.000This just 10 days after another suspect drove more than 200 miles to Buffalo to attack a grocery store in a predominantly black neighborhood, all because he believed in the racist great replacement theory, something shoveled into the brains of Fox viewers every night by Tucker Carlson.
00:36:50.000And while you might think that guns were a big factor in these mass gun murders, Republicans have a slightly different view.
00:37:00.000Don't have all of these unlocked back doors.
00:37:02.000Have one door into and out of the gun.
00:37:04.000Okay, that's obviously very misleading.
00:37:06.000This is one of many solutions Ted Cruz is talking about, but they're making it look like it's all about doors.
00:37:13.000So the crux of our argument here is, and it starts with that Ulvaid, Texas guy, who did buy two legal AR-15 style rifles when he turned 18.
00:37:26.000Now, I don't have to tell you guys this, but just for the record so we have it written down, these fucking rifles look very scary.
00:38:57.000We had Columbine right in the middle of that, one of the worst shootings In American history with illegal guns.
00:39:03.000So I took 10 shootings, mapped them out, and I chose them not just based on number, but based on how popular they are and how familiar you are with it and how many people died.
00:39:23.000So well, first look at this map of 2015 shootings.
00:40:38.000In California, even if you have a concealed carry permit, you are not allowed to bring your gun into a bar.
00:40:46.000So if that guy who shot those 13 dead legally brought his gun into a bar, you might have a point where you'd say, maybe we shouldn't allow guns in bars.
00:40:56.000They don't allow guns in bars at Thousand Oaks, and 13 people died anyway.
00:41:23.000Exactly like the bar, even if you have a concealed carry permit, I don't care how many T's you've crossed, how many I's you've dotted, you are not allowed to bring your gun into a hospital in Illinois.
00:43:56.000But just outside of the law, this woman should have known her son was a fucking freak.
00:44:01.000He would do things like take everything out of his room, all of his furniture, and then just put the bed and the chest of drawers back.
00:44:07.000He was really uptight about people going.
00:44:10.000I think she got guns because she was worried he's so vulnerable that someone might hurt him and she wanted him to be able to defend himself.
00:44:16.000But she gave him unfettered access and that was into that.
00:44:20.000So is this an example of gun laws stopping something?
00:48:46.000Like, I remember when I lived next to Samantha B, you know, Samantha B, Jason Jones, David Cross, we all lived in this town called Eldred, New York.
00:50:07.000She said, you know, it was after a shooting and she goes, I wish I could take all the guns in the world and put them in a big pile and light them on fire.
00:51:09.000But here's the other thing about that statistic where they say it's prevented good guys with a gun.
00:51:16.000Just knowing, say you're in a college campus and you're a rapist and it's well known that a lot of girls carry purses and you see a girl going to the parking garage and she has her purse, you're just like, I'd love to rape her, but it's not worth it.
00:51:37.000This was a thought that went on in the guy's head.
00:51:39.000So millions upon millions of criminal acts are thwarted by just knowing there's a gun there.
00:51:45.000And that's what all these Republicans, all these pro-gun people are saying about the schools.
00:51:50.000If a teacher already has a concealed carry permit, just like I told you at the beginning here, where those two places, the hospital and the bar doesn't allow you to bring a gun, you should be able to bring A gun into the school.
00:53:19.000If you have like these 13-year-olds and you meet them at 13 and they're fans, and then by 14, 15, you're having sex with them and they're blowing you and stuff.
00:53:43.000I just, I never was too interested in that when I heard it.
00:53:47.000But what I am concerned about is like, there's a chance that America First isn't going to be a legitimate political party, which is, because, you know, standing on the outside and looking at Republicans, how ineffective they are, it gets tired after a while.
00:54:00.000So I am kind of rooting for a new political party that's free.
00:56:32.000Of course, if someone touches a dick, we're all dead.
00:56:38.000I mean, the things that should take down a movement are massive abuses of power, like robbing people, lying, and cheating and stealing and all those other illegal acts.
00:56:50.000I'm really, I'm interested in the whole Ethan Ralph getting beat up thing because I saw that video and it just feels fucked up.
00:56:57.000It seems totally irrelevant to me, dude.
00:56:59.000It was like, I don't know if Ethan was talking trash and then he got his ass and it's a bad thing.
00:57:02.000Oh, yeah, the story if they just picked on him for no reason.
00:59:27.000Not at the same time, but also at the same time.
00:59:30.000And moving forward, both forward and in the past, we will always be doing what we have done and what we will do together, working together.
00:59:39.000And you're prepared to do shows with me and without me, but not for any reason that might perpetuate a without or a with even.
01:00:30.000She sounds like somebody that the tonality is a lawyer, but the words, like, imagine you're looking at 10 years and you're sitting there going, what the fuck?
01:00:39.000She's covering so many bases, she's covering no bases.
01:00:54.000Every time she talks, there's a Ben Crump behind her going.
01:00:59.000When we talk about our children, I know for this group, we all believe that when we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community.
01:02:45.000She talks like someone who forgot what they were talking about and is trying to fill the space.
01:02:50.000So now let's leap over to the star of the show, of course, Mr. Magoo himself, Joe Biden.
01:02:59.000The strength that we built is inflation.
01:03:03.000I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week, that the number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we built is inflation.
01:03:14.000And I agree with what Chairman Powell said.
01:03:33.000Let's hear it again, how much he butchers that.
01:03:37.000There's no way he's saying that inflation is necessary and it's stop talking.
01:03:45.000I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week, that the number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we built is inflation.
01:03:57.000And I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week.
01:04:00.000Just to remind you, I've got a friend in London right now for business, and he called me and he said, I'm hanging out with liberals here, and everyone is making fun of Joe Biden and Kamal Harris.
01:04:10.000We are officially a global laughingstock.
01:04:59.000What would you do if you Talked to El Chapo about the and he had just been arrested for inadvertently murdering 300 Americans a day with opioids through his gangs.
01:05:23.000Here he is talking about how we armed Russia for some strange reason.
01:05:28.000Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia had javelins and other weapons to strengthen the defenses so Ukraine was ready for whatever happened.
01:05:37.000Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia had javelins and other weapons to strengthen the defenses so Ukraine was ready for whatever happened.
01:05:47.000Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia was armed with tanks and javelins so Ukraine would be ready for whatever Russia had prepared.
01:05:57.000And then here's a fun compilation of all his lies over the years, just so you remember that it's not like he just became an idiot.
01:06:08.000And back then, the media, they weren't afraid.
01:06:13.000Biden now concedes he did not graduate in the top half of his law school class, that he does not have three degrees from college, and that he was not named outstanding political science student in college.
01:06:23.000Newsweek says Biden actually went to school on a half scholarship, ended up near the bottom of his class, and won only one degree, not three.
01:06:31.000Joe Biden ranked 76th in a class of 85 at the University of Syracuse Law School.
01:06:36.000I mean, this guy comes off this whole thing as a flyway.
01:08:08.000I also heard talk of it took an hour for them to get there.
01:08:11.000I also saw somebody say that they just did a press release saying that we assure you that the only time children were shot were by the gunmen.
01:08:19.000And they're like, this is a really weird thing to say.
01:10:04.000They also ignore the Second Amendment, which reads, the rights of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.
01:10:11.000Ignoring that part in conjunction with the lack of study is a weak attempt to justify the fact that they only want the government to have guns.
01:10:19.000Well-regulated means well-organized populace who can be called again to defend a nation.
01:11:10.000I'm a history professor at the University of Western Ontario.
01:11:13.000I am a dungeon master for a campaign that has been going on for 40 years.
01:11:18.000What began in secret with a few turned into a game that takes up much of Robert's life and most of his house.
01:11:25.000Robert has around 30,000 hand-painted figurines, countless custom-made Pieces of terrain and dozens of devoted players taking part in his campaign.
01:11:34.000If you're going to keep a game going for 40 years, it's going to have to be a good game.
01:11:38.000If you're going to have people who are going to want to play and are going to want to fly in, you're going to have to offer a product that is going to be better than all the other alternatives that are out there.
01:11:46.000I can certainly say with confidence that this is the best Dungeons Dragons game in the world.
01:14:37.000FBI agents are also trying to determine the identity of an individual gender and called Sandman and Saint Sandman in his lengthy social media diary that appeared on Discord 30 minutes before the attack.
01:14:46.000In the diary, Genshin indicates Sandman counseled him on manufacturers of AR-15 semiotic rifles and their quality.
01:14:54.000The shooter purchased and allegedly used that type of assault rifle in the rampage.
01:18:56.000We've known each other for six years and dated for three years prior to getting married two years ago.
01:19:00.000I would say that we have had sex roughly three times in the last one and a half years, and there was no problem in the bed at any of those given times.
01:19:08.000So when we decide to have children, hopefully soon, I don't know about that, she will not have a problem with having sex with me.
01:19:14.000Other than that, there really isn't much going on in the bedroom.
01:19:19.000I've tried to give her the cold treatment, begged, talked, made myself as attractive as possible, gotten her drunk, everything, and nothing works.
01:21:31.000I went on strike, and I also combined it with some grumpiness, and it worked a charm.
01:21:37.000Then I had my other guy, cop buddy, he went eight months on strike, and they didn't speak.
01:21:47.000And he said it basically worked, but he blames the efficacy or lack thereof on him blowing up at her before the strike.
01:21:57.000He said, if I had just played it cool the entire time and made it clear it was about sex and I'm mad, that would have had way more effect than me flying off the handle.
01:22:07.000So I actually spoke with this gentleman about this letter already this morning.
01:22:12.000And he said, find out what she gets out of this marriage and deny her it.
01:22:20.000Because some I got to admit, I'm a Catholic, I'm a Christian.
01:22:25.000A lot of me is saying, get out while you can.
01:25:52.000I mean, the lesbian bed death happens decades into a marriage, but you don't have any kids?
01:26:01.000Like, you should be fucking right now.
01:26:03.000One of my biggest regrets with my wife is I ever let her wear clothes.
01:26:08.000Now we can't be nude because the kids are around.
01:26:12.000But when I lived in the East Village, I should have had a bucket by the front door, and she has to put all her clothes in it when she comes over.
01:28:16.000This is why women are better at that job because they can multitask.
01:28:21.000A man would be totally focused on that stroller.
01:28:24.000I mean, he probably saved the kid at the end, but we're not good.
01:28:28.000I'll do the dishes, but I want there to be 60 feet of dishes piled to the ceiling, and I'll put on a censored.tv show, and I'll have a great time.
01:28:38.000I can't do three dishes and then sweep and then look at a kid's drawing.
01:29:17.000I've seen one where he runs down the hill of a park because the kid's on a tricycle and catches up to the tricycle and picks him up and lets the tricycle go nuts.
01:30:38.000Number three, when I saw that this guy bought those weapons for himself legally on his birthday in a pro-gun state like Texas, I thought, hmm, maybe this is a pattern here.
01:30:52.000Instead of taking Samantha B's word for it and just going with my heart and how I feel because I don't want children to get hurt, I looked it up.
01:31:02.000And of course, we learned many things.
01:31:05.000One, if you include gangs, right, most gun deaths are in red states, red cities.
01:31:14.000But we're not going to do that, even though they do that all the time to play with the numbers.
01:31:21.000And one thing we've learned is, yes, there are some cities that have lax gun laws and there's mass shootings there, but it's not the pattern.
01:31:33.000Eight out of the ten we chose were the bad guy breaking the rules.
01:31:39.000Bad guys don't care about gun laws, as Anthony said on Wednesday.
01:31:43.000The only thing they really care about is getting their numbers up.