Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E121 - MORE GUNS - LESS SHOOTINGS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:22.000 I've been described as good.

00:00:25.000 Some of these activities and bets that is pissed jeans.

00:00:45.000 Ryan, are you recording this correctly?

00:00:47.000 Is nothing looping in the background?

00:00:49.000 Nothing's looping.

00:00:50.000 Okay.

00:00:51.000 Pissed Jeans from Allentown PA on sub pop.

00:00:55.000 Great post-hardcore band.

00:00:57.000 They managed to not lose their edge as they got better and better with their instruments.

00:01:02.000 You know, Hoosker Doo became a pop band.

00:01:05.000 So did the replacements.

00:01:06.000 Sometimes these bands become like prog rock kind of things.

00:01:10.000 But these guys just learned to play slower and looser and sloppier, and they sound like the stranglers now.

00:01:15.000 Great jam.

00:01:16.000 What's that one called?

00:01:18.000 It's called The Bar is Low.

00:01:20.000 And then there's This Isn't a Wedding or whatever.

00:01:22.000 Play the other jam I listed there.

00:01:27.000 Relationship trouble.

00:01:30.000 You tried so hard to avoid.

00:01:34.000 And they are out of your life.

00:01:35.000 Good stuff.

00:01:39.000 In the news, lots of gossip going around about our boy Nick Fuentes.

00:01:44.000 I like Nick.

00:01:46.000 I'm very impressed with him.

00:01:47.000 And AFPAC was amazing.

00:01:52.000 But the allegations are swarming.

00:01:54.000 Him and Jim Goad are fighting each other.

00:01:57.000 There's allegations of a rape at AFPAC 2.

00:02:01.000 There's allegations that he stole, that he didn't have, the FBI didn't take 500 grand.

00:02:06.000 He got it back.

00:02:08.000 He's threatened to report former AF members to the Fed.

00:02:11.000 These are all rumors.

00:02:12.000 I have no evidence of this.

00:02:13.000 I'm just saying what the word on the street is.

00:02:17.000 He runs a Grouper Intelligence Agency where he harasses people if they leave, sort of like Scientologists. 0.86

00:02:24.000 Their boy Ethan Ralph got in a fight in Lisbon, got his ass handed to him by some other YouTuber.

00:02:34.000 And then the one everyone's focused on, especially our own severely handicapped friend Crip Daddy, is that he showed his screen and there was a picture of tranny porn. 0.66

00:02:46.000 Now, if you were to look at my phone, you'd find a lot of tranny porn. 1.00

00:02:51.000 You know why?

00:02:52.000 Because cops constantly send me the most disgusting shit you can imagine.

00:02:57.000 Gore, like someone with their head blown off, someone masturbating while covered in their own feces. 0.80

00:03:06.000 And then about 60% is some incredibly hot chick, and she's doing something like sweeping, and then she turns around and her dick is flying everywhere. 1.00

00:03:16.000 I actually don't really open them anymore.

00:03:18.000 Because you know, if you see on your phone, you see the thumbnail, it's a pretty girl who's like, you go, there's no reason for him to just send me a pretty girl.

00:03:28.000 But I don't think that was what's happening with Nick's computer, but I don't know.

00:03:31.000 I also look at, I go to crazy shit.com.

00:03:34.000 You should see the crazy shit on crazy shit.com.

00:03:38.000 So we'll see.

00:03:39.000 I've also heard bad talk about him talking about harming himself and stuff and dressing up as Kanye West and then allegedly mocking people who believe in God.

00:03:54.000 I think the only story here is that there's all of these crazy rumors swarming around.

00:03:58.000 Now, I know as someone who has been lied about and totally misrepresented to be dubious of these kind of things.

00:04:06.000 I've seen it happen time and time again.

00:04:08.000 And judging from AFPAC 3, Nick has influence.

00:04:11.000 There's a lot of momentum going there.

00:04:13.000 And when you have a lot of momentum, you have the spotlight on you, and a lot of people want to shut you down.

00:04:19.000 So I'll believe it when I see it.

00:04:25.000 We'll leave it at that, right?

00:04:27.000 Wait, cool.

00:04:27.000 Well, Crip Daddy probably wanted to win.

00:04:31.000 I think on his Twitter, there was...

00:04:32.000 Oops, fucking stupid fucking thing.

00:04:37.000 Yeah, making fun of Nick.

00:04:40.000 So he's going after Nick pretty hard these days.

00:04:42.000 And he's on the line.

00:04:43.000 Oh, yeah?

00:04:44.000 Right now.

00:04:44.000 Hey, Crip Daddy, you there?

00:04:49.000 You there, Crip?

00:04:51.000 Yeah, I can hear you.

00:04:53.000 So none of these are substantiated, right?

00:04:55.000 It's all just rumors.

00:04:56.000 I need evidence.

00:04:58.000 I think if you look inside your heart, you know it to be true.

00:05:05.000 You saw him hang out with that cat boy caddy.

00:05:08.000 I think that's his name or some shit.

00:05:10.000 That was public, though.

00:05:12.000 I don't think he was hiding anything, was he?

00:05:14.000 I mean, you saw the way that Nick looked at him.

00:05:17.000 Those were fuck me eyes.

00:05:19.000 I don't recall that.

00:05:20.000 I recall we redid that date, Gavin and I. Yeah, no, I'm just saying.

00:05:26.000 I think that there's something deep down in him.

00:05:28.000 And you know what?

00:05:29.000 We live in a progressive era.

00:05:31.000 He should feel comfortable.

00:05:33.000 I get it.

00:05:34.000 I'm not turned on by Tranny Porn, but I have seen it. 1.00

00:05:38.000 Have you?

00:05:39.000 If you've seen it, you know.

00:05:42.000 You get the appeal.

00:05:44.000 The time I saw it, I just thought, this deeply, mentally destroyed human being and its bizarre sex life, what a literal freak show.

00:05:55.000 The first time I saw Tranny Porn, I was like, damn, I'm so proud of my dad. 1.00

00:05:59.000 He's going to be great.

00:06:04.000 So, well, we'll see where this feud ends.

00:06:06.000 Maybe you guys could get in the ring.

00:06:09.000 I would absolutely destroy him.

00:06:11.000 I would make him be the one in the wheelchair after I was done. 1.00

00:06:14.000 And you'd walk out.

00:06:16.000 Yep, I would.

00:06:17.000 I'd fucking snap that little spig boy's neck in half. 1.00

00:06:22.000 Well, you're both Mexican white supremacists, right? 0.97

00:06:25.000 Yeah, I'm a big fan of white supremacy.

00:06:28.000 That's kind of why I had beef with him.

00:06:30.000 He's going after my brand, and I don't fuck with that.

00:06:34.000 All right, thanks for coming on the show, buddy.

00:06:36.000 Absolutely.

00:06:38.000 Let's show that flight attendant fight or whatever it was-the airline employee fight. 0.90

00:06:43.000 We always get our one-second of video data.

00:06:48.000 This was true of Rodney King.

00:06:50.000 Rodney King's driving through a residential neighborhood, putting children's lives at jeopardy.

00:06:56.000 The police pull him over.

00:06:57.000 Everyone gets down, puts their hands over their head.

00:06:59.000 He stands up and is laughing at them.

00:07:01.000 They shoot him with the taser.

00:07:03.000 He laughs again.

00:07:04.000 They assume he's on PCP.

00:07:05.000 I don't think he was on any drugs.

00:07:07.000 And then they kick his ass.

00:07:10.000 But we only saw the last few seconds of that.

00:07:14.000 Similarly, this, we just saw this airline employee slap the quarterback.

00:07:22.000 And turns out they had been brawling for quite a while.

00:07:28.000 Slap. 0.80

00:07:31.000 Missed me.

00:07:32.000 Okay, you got me there.

00:07:35.000 Oh, you got me twice, three times, four times.

00:07:38.000 Oh, that's...

00:07:38.000 Now this is where the video starts.

00:07:41.000 This is where we first saw it.

00:07:42.000 With that, we up.

00:07:44.000 You saw that shit?

00:07:46.000 He said you saw that shit as if that was the first hit.

00:07:49.000 He like did subtracted all the stuff.

00:07:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:07:52.000 It's almost like he knew this was going to be edited.

00:07:56.000 Also, in the thing we didn't know, I'm trying to call my mommy and daddy to cry and ask for free stuff as one does.

00:08:04.000 And they're not getting back to me.

00:08:07.000 So I start looking into it, call my brother and stuff, and I realize Ottawa, Canada, on Saturday had a massive tornado.

00:08:16.000 It's one down from a tornado, actually.

00:08:18.000 It's called a Dachen, Dreken.

00:08:21.000 What's the title of that unit?

00:08:22.000 Dereko.

00:08:23.000 Dereko.

00:08:24.000 Dereko.

00:08:25.000 D-E-R-E-C-H-O. 1.00

00:08:27.000 Dereco.

00:08:27.000 So there's not actually like a funnel.

00:08:30.000 There's just insane winds.

00:08:33.000 Some of the winds going up to 10,000 miles an hour and shooting cars through homes, leaving a perfect car shape.

00:08:43.000 An entire mountain blew over and fell on a school.

00:08:49.000 Okay, not that much, but pretty crazy.

00:08:53.000 Holy shit.

00:08:55.000 Holy shit.

00:08:56.000 Holy shit.

00:09:00.000 A lot of swearing Canadians in these fucking clips, eh? 1.00

00:09:04.000 Detroit.

00:09:06.000 Whoa.

00:09:07.000 Oh, my God.

00:09:09.000 The tree fell down.

00:09:11.000 Holy Mel.

00:09:12.000 This isn't good.

00:09:15.000 It's on our hydro.

00:09:16.000 What's a hydro?

00:09:17.000 You're electric.

00:09:20.000 She means like the generator or whatever.

00:09:23.000 Not the generator, but like the power lines.

00:09:25.000 Holy fuck, bud.

00:09:27.000 Holy fuck, bud.

00:09:29.000 Who's the bud?

00:09:30.000 Just first?

00:09:32.000 I guess I'm...

00:09:33.000 We're the bud in that sentence.

00:09:34.000 Is this named after the reaction people have?

00:09:36.000 They're like, oh, Dereko.

00:09:39.000 Holy fuck, bud.

00:09:41.000 I'm going in.

00:09:42.000 I'm fucking going in.

00:09:43.000 Holy shit.

00:09:45.000 Holy shit.

00:09:48.000 Holy shit.

00:09:51.000 Yo.

00:09:52.000 Holy shit.

00:09:54.000 That's crazy, guys.

00:09:55.000 So this keeps going on, right?

00:09:57.000 Just jump the needle somewhere else.

00:10:00.000 I want to see like a car fly by.

00:10:02.000 Whoa.

00:10:03.000 Whoa, a trim.

00:10:05.000 Okay, so that's not that exciting.

00:10:08.000 That looks pretty good.

00:10:12.000 Tabernac.

00:10:13.000 Modit crisis de gaul es monga. 0.55

00:10:16.000 Whoa.

00:10:18.000 Hey, check sasti. 1.00

00:10:20.000 Aya yai.

00:10:23.000 I think I just saw a house upside down.

00:10:26.000 It didn't much with that pic.

00:10:31.000 Oh, wow.

00:10:31.000 Yeah, the top of a building.

00:10:33.000 So I called the cops and I asked them to go do a wellness check.

00:10:37.000 And they were like, they're fine, fuck.

00:10:42.000 But I saw some dude recording himself.

00:10:44.000 I guess he was camping with his kids.

00:10:45.000 And he had a complete freak out.

00:10:47.000 Probably gave them PTSD.

00:10:49.000 But of course, he recorded his freak out.

00:10:56.000 I like they must be Ottawa Gatineau kind of area because that's they switch from English to French a lot.

00:11:05.000 Severe thunderstorm warning.

00:11:07.000 Mobile coverage area.

00:11:09.000 Take cover immediately if threatening.

00:11:11.000 Well, I'm going.

00:11:13.000 Oh, Leaf.

00:11:16.000 What the hell?

00:11:17.000 Oh my god.

00:11:20.000 Holy shit.

00:11:21.000 I'm going.

00:11:23.000 Oh, I spasked in Tom Nad.

00:11:29.000 I think it's a tornado.

00:11:35.000 I'm there.

00:11:36.000 I'm there.

00:11:40.000 So they want to go home.

00:11:40.000 He says, no, you can't.

00:11:54.000 It's always good to be calm, cool, and collected around your children in the crisis.

00:12:10.000 Please, God.

00:12:11.000 God, si vouple.

00:12:13.000 Bilingual prayers.

00:12:18.000 I'm laughing because I've seen the end of this video and everyone's fine.

00:12:28.000 Alright, that's enough of that.

00:12:30.000 Oh! 0.60

00:12:31.000 So I checked Nick's telegram and apparently screenshots came out of the account in question that posted that false flag Tranny porn. 0.70

00:12:45.000 And this is him commiserating with other people saying that it'd be a shame if we got this account to make it look like Nick is gay or something.

00:12:57.000 And then Nick says, it's called We Do a Complete Exoneration.

00:13:01.000 Acquitted.

00:13:06.000 Usually he's right though.

00:13:07.000 Cryptaddi is like, if you feel it and you're like, whoa, this feels gay. 0.56

00:13:11.000 No, that's not how I do research, Ryan.

00:13:13.000 I do it with feelings.

00:13:14.000 Yeah, okay.

00:13:15.000 you do your chick research over there and you go with your vibes and your feelings.

00:13:19.000 I didn't feel it.

00:13:19.000 And I'll look for facts and evidence.

00:13:21.000 Thanks.

00:13:22.000 I didn't feel it.

00:13:22.000 And frankly.

00:13:24.000 And here's another damning piece of evidence against the people trying to...

00:13:28.000 Not the fucking that.

00:13:32.000 What are you doing?

00:13:33.000 What's with you?

00:13:35.000 This weird virus or something is fucking popping up on my computer.

00:13:44.000 Let's change the subject and move on.

00:13:47.000 On the weekend, I was with my kids, and to this day, I'll never get sick of the word dad.

00:13:51.000 I remember a guy before I had kids told me the most beautiful word in the English language is dad, right?

00:13:58.000 And it never gets old.

00:14:01.000 Like my kid's getting his baseball stuff on.

00:14:03.000 He's like, hey, dad, dad.

00:14:05.000 And that second in, and just hearing that dad, dad, it's like, I'm so honored.

00:14:08.000 I'm so lucky to be able to hear that word so many times a day.

00:14:13.000 I hope I hear it forever.

00:14:15.000 I guess I won't, right?

00:14:16.000 They'll all go to Way of College.

00:14:17.000 Well, they'll call me and say Dad.

00:14:19.000 But then I was thinking what a bummer it would be if they called me Gavin.

00:14:24.000 And I thought, that's what fucking Homer gets.

00:14:27.000 Now, I don't have that much sympathy for him because he's a drawing.

00:14:30.000 And I don't check the diets and weightlifting prowess of drawings like some people.

00:14:36.000 But that poor bastard is just relentless abuse.

00:14:40.000 And it symbolizes the total lack of respect we have for patriarchs, for fathers in this society.

00:14:48.000 What smashed the patriarchy is a fucking slogan.

00:14:51.000 That's you and me, buddy.

00:14:53.000 We're the patriarchs.

00:14:55.000 And I thought, I'm fucking over Homer, and we should start a movement.

00:15:00.000 Dads over Homer.

00:15:02.000 Don't! 0.57

00:15:04.000 Don't you think?

00:15:05.000 It could be a t-shirt.

00:15:09.000 I'm done with this shitting on the dads all the time.

00:15:12.000 Every TV show.

00:15:13.000 It's not appealing to me.

00:15:16.000 I don't like it.

00:15:17.000 Why is it so popular?

00:15:19.000 Commercials, all the dads are fucking idiot losers.

00:15:25.000 It's lame.

00:15:26.000 So, no, we're not watching The Simpsons anymore.

00:15:29.000 Fuck you, Matt Groening and his offspring, who constantly depict this complete imbecile who, if he was left to his own devices, he would die.

00:15:38.000 He wouldn't be able to feed himself.

00:15:41.000 I have a problem with Hankazaria, the voice actor for all the characters.

00:15:45.000 Why?

00:15:45.000 He's got that thing where you can tell it's him no matter what voice he does.

00:15:49.000 You could just hear Hankazaria.

00:15:50.000 They did this for Night at the Museum.

00:15:52.000 Excellent film.

00:15:54.000 And he plays a statue.

00:15:56.000 He plays the main bad guy, like Tutkin Haman or whatever.

00:16:01.000 And you could always hear the Hankazaria behind the voice. 0.99

00:16:04.000 And it just takes you out of...

00:16:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:07.000 So if they can cancel a poo, let's get Homer canceled. 0.99

00:16:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:13.000 He's a yellow male.

00:16:14.000 Remember that fucking loser with the big dumb name?

00:16:17.000 He hasn't done anything before or since, has he?

00:16:19.000 That guy sucks.

00:16:20.000 He got on everyone's radar by pretending he was offended by a poo and then did a documentary which everyone ate up because it was woke. 0.93

00:16:29.000 And it springboarded him into the public's hemisphere.

00:16:33.000 And what happened?

00:16:34.000 No talent to back it up.

00:16:36.000 He's gone.

00:16:37.000 Harry Kondabolu.

00:16:38.000 Kondabolu?

00:16:40.000 Harry Kondabolu.

00:16:43.000 His comedy is all about being brown. 0.82

00:16:45.000 Oh.

00:16:46.000 My mom would say to me, That'll hack bullshit. 0.80

00:16:51.000 Let's see.

00:16:52.000 This is in Levin.

00:16:52.000 It's like it's so weird to be brown.

00:16:54.000 Dude, you're in Queens.

00:16:56.000 Queens is India. 0.98

00:16:58.000 That's what he thinks he looks like.

00:17:00.000 Nice try.

00:17:02.000 His weird hair flop.

00:17:03.000 Oh, I hate that shit.

00:17:04.000 His little fucking bang barf. 0.99

00:17:10.000 Let's see what he's got to say.

00:17:12.000 I'll be performing at...

00:17:13.000 Hey, everybody, Turkanabolu.

00:17:15.000 I'll be performing at the SF Punchline this Wednesday through Saturday, six shows.

00:17:19.000 Buy your tickets.

00:17:20.000 Can I get an MIA cosign?

00:17:21.000 Go long, go, long, go, long.

00:17:23.000 That means yes.

00:17:27.000 I'm Indian.

00:17:28.000 He's going for that ethnic dollar. 0.89

00:17:30.000 You know, the way like Puffy gets all the Mexicans to come to his show? 0.95

00:17:34.000 Who's your niche?

00:17:35.000 He looks like Indian Nate Ober. 0.95

00:17:39.000 No offense, Nate.

00:17:40.000 Oh, I gotta ask what my Mets bet is at.

00:17:43.000 They're not doing fantastic.

00:17:46.000 But I'll tell you what's gonna happen.

00:17:48.000 They're going to crash.

00:17:49.000 They're gonna suck.

00:17:50.000 And then Scherzer and DeGrom are gonna come out and be fixed, and they're gonna rise up like a phoenix.

00:17:57.000 So according to ESPN.com, they are officially way the fuck down there.

00:18:04.000 One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:18:08.000 Yankees have not left first place.

00:18:10.000 We're three and a half games behind.

00:18:14.000 We need three and a half wins to get up there.

00:18:17.000 So 29 wins, 17 losses.

00:18:21.000 I bet I'm down around 200 bucks from day zero to now.

00:18:28.000 Jesus Christ, Mister, you okay in there?

00:18:31.000 No, I'm not.

00:18:31.000 I'm upset.

00:18:33.000 I'm upset.

00:18:35.000 I'm feeling upset.

00:18:38.000 Upset.

00:18:39.000 What's my bet, Dad?

00:18:42.000 Joe Tonelli had court today.

00:18:43.000 The Met's bet.

00:18:45.000 Joe Tinelli has court today for his DWI.

00:18:48.000 Oh, boy.

00:18:49.000 Right?

00:18:50.000 Can't go.

00:18:50.000 He's in the hospital.

00:18:52.000 Oh, but wait, wasn't this delayed from a previous court date?

00:18:55.000 Yeah.

00:18:55.000 Why didn't he do that court date?

00:18:57.000 Oh, he was in the hospital.

00:18:59.000 What about the first one?

00:19:00.000 Let's start all this.

00:19:01.000 Oh, he was in the hospital.

00:19:03.000 And here's the crazy part.

00:19:05.000 I think it's a good scam.

00:19:07.000 Yeah.

00:19:08.000 Because what is the court going to say?

00:19:10.000 Nah, you weren't really sick.

00:19:13.000 Well, here I am.

00:19:14.000 So I think this is Joe's plan.

00:19:17.000 Rather than pay the piper and face the music, he goes, oh, my back hurts.

00:19:22.000 How do you disprove that?

00:19:24.000 So then they take him in and they say, well, we should probably stay overnight for tests.

00:19:28.000 And he's just had an operation on his neck, so he can say it's complications from that.

00:19:32.000 And then they have to reschedule four months now.

00:19:34.000 Why not do that forever?

00:19:37.000 It's a hole in the legal system.

00:19:43.000 In that sense, it's kind of the smartest thing he's ever done.

00:19:47.000 Speaking of dumb things, Rosanna Arquette, there's a backlash.

00:19:51.000 I got to say, I love driving around the suburbs and seeing these liberals with their Tesla cars and their Hillary stickers and their fucking Biden-go-Biden stuff and their anti-Trump shit.

00:20:03.000 And I'm just like, he is making you angry.

00:20:08.000 So now they're fighting back and they're destroying their own cars, in a sense.

00:20:15.000 Click the big one there.

00:20:16.000 My Tesla had a mind of its own.

00:20:18.000 I love the car, but this was terrifying and I'll never get another one.

00:20:22.000 It's a miracle no one was killed.

00:20:24.000 So it looks, Rosanna, like your car leapt up to about 100 miles an hour and smashed into something else.

00:20:32.000 That's what it looks like.

00:20:33.000 That car is fucked.

00:20:35.000 And then we find out, no, Arquette was parked near the Palisades Village Shopping Center.

00:20:40.000 Her Tesla was 10 feet behind a UPS truck, which backed into her car.

00:20:44.000 The truck caused Arquette's airbags to deploy.

00:20:46.000 Witness said the pulp fiction star was completely distraught when she got out of the car and grabbed her hair when talking to other witnesses.

00:20:52.000 How do you grab your hair?

00:20:54.000 This, like...

00:20:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:20:59.000 Remember, she's the one who lives in a 0% black neighborhood, as we learned from Anthony Kumiak. 1.00

00:21:06.000 And she was the one who said she uses ethnic emojis to show her love of black people in a tweet that had white emojis giving the peace sign.

00:21:18.000 Remember that?

00:21:19.000 She's mental.

00:21:21.000 This isn't dumb.

00:21:22.000 This is like mental patience.

00:21:24.000 Joe Biden's dumb.

00:21:26.000 It was in her name.

00:21:33.000 Also, before we start the show, I'm getting onto some Joe Rogan shit.

00:21:38.000 Wow.

00:21:39.000 It's crazy, man.

00:21:40.000 Wow.

00:21:41.000 That's crazy, man.

00:21:44.000 I don't know.

00:21:44.000 These ancient civilizations.

00:21:46.000 I'm not one of these guys that believe aliens came here and had ancient civilizations, but I do believe that we had some pretty advanced fucking little Aztecs and Mayans and all these pre-Christian bizarre cultures. 0.83

00:22:03.000 Like these guys.

00:22:06.000 The Pumapunku.

00:22:10.000 And where are they now?

00:22:11.000 Wait, go up a bit.

00:22:13.000 Name of a large temple complex near in Bolivia.

00:22:18.000 The origin is a mystery, but based on carbon dating in the site, it's built by the Tiwanku Empire.

00:22:24.000 It flourished between 300 and 1,000 AD.

00:22:26.000 So, okay, this one isn't pre-Christ, but there was plenty of pre-Christian one.

00:22:30.000 But look at the fucking rock.

00:22:33.000 All of these pieces fit together perfectly.

00:22:38.000 And that's pretty darn straight, guys.

00:22:44.000 That's pretty good for pretty good work for a bunch of monkeys.

00:22:51.000 I saw another one where the stone was bent.

00:22:54.000 Pull it up real quick.

00:22:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:57.000 Wait, that's insane.

00:22:58.000 So all those pieces fit together perfectly.

00:23:05.000 That looks pretty good.

00:23:06.000 Remember, this is 2,000 years old.

00:23:08.000 So there's been some decay.

00:23:09.000 You've got to imagine a beautiful, flourishing market surrounding all that stuff.

00:23:14.000 How did you do that?

00:23:18.000 What the fucking...

00:23:19.000 Well, here it is.

00:23:21.000 Oh, yeah, I saw that the other day.

00:23:24.000 But when this guy's writing like that, they were just really good at working with stone.

00:23:28.000 Is he mocking the people who don't think this was done by aliens?

00:23:35.000 I don't know what he's insisting, but he's insisting that they're not just really good at working at stone.

00:23:40.000 Yeah, so he's saying it's aliens.

00:23:42.000 And people like me who say they're good at working with stone are just stupid.

00:23:46.000 Or Rogan's really big on the...

00:23:49.000 Yeah, Graham Hancock came on the show, and he was showing that not only is Atlantis possible, but that there were ancient civilizations before Egyptian.

00:24:01.000 Like it was all covered in marble and like stone.

00:24:04.000 It was crazy, man.

00:24:06.000 Huh.

00:24:07.000 Yeah.

00:24:09.000 Well, that's exciting.

00:24:12.000 Let's start the show.

00:24:14.000 Yeah, I think we're ready.

00:24:15.000 Let's get on with it.

00:24:30.000 So I want to get into the gun lobby, the gun talk, all of this shooting stuff, because I saw a video by Samantha B where she's real mad at us, us gun people.

00:24:42.000 But before we get to that, I wanted to talk about some faggotry. 1.00

00:24:45.000 A long time ago, I had a theory that, because I was always perplexed by the gay voice. 1.00

00:24:51.000 What is that?

00:24:53.000 And my theory back then, which I'm bringing back from the grave, is that intense faggotry, not sucking dicks and all that, but that kind of behavior is in all of us. 1.00

00:25:06.000 And I would talk about my dad who'd be really drunk and he'd be pulling up his sleeves and going, hurt a true degripon. 1.00

00:25:13.000 How much longer will you be, mine?

00:25:17.000 Honey, honey, yeah.

00:25:20.000 So he was acting faggy. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Because it's what men do when they totally 100% overindulge themselves.

00:25:31.000 But we don't do that.

00:25:32.000 We don't allow for that, right?

00:25:35.000 But I saw Post Malone dancing to his own music, and he was letting out the inner fag. 1.00

00:25:40.000 And it brought back my theory that I'd kind of forgotten about.

00:25:54.000 See that?

00:25:55.000 Yes.

00:25:56.000 Sacheting?

00:25:59.000 So, this was the roots of the theory.

00:26:02.000 Gays are told, you suck, you suck, you're not you.

00:26:05.000 Don't do it.

00:26:05.000 And I say told, and this probably isn't true now, but they used to be made to feel bad.

00:26:11.000 I'm horrible.

00:26:12.000 I shouldn't be me.

00:26:13.000 And I'm sure a lot of it comes from themselves.

00:26:15.000 Don't be me, because me's a fag, and I don't want to be that. 1.00

00:26:17.000 I don't want to do that.

00:26:21.000 Who's this?

00:26:22.000 Drake?

00:26:23.000 Yeah, this has got a lot of...

00:26:24.000 Yeah, he tapped into the inner fag. 1.00

00:26:26.000 It's like the thing you can do, apparently.

00:26:32.000 And then they turn 18 and they're like, you know what?

00:26:35.000 I am me.

00:26:36.000 So instead of going from like, to just coming out of the closet and going, hi, I'm me, and I'm not going to hide anymore.

00:26:43.000 They come catapulting out of the closet and they go away to me.

00:26:49.000 And they indulge that.

00:26:50.000 Now, I know it sounds like I'm saying we're all secretly gay.

00:26:53.000 No, no, no, no.

00:26:53.000 I'm talking about the behavior.

00:26:55.000 So when you totally overindulge, you get this sort of a way about you.

00:27:00.000 Hi, everyone.

00:27:01.000 Sorry, I'm late.

00:27:02.000 Me, me, me.

00:27:05.000 Like when they came out of the closet, they pulled a lot of extra shit that's just supposed to be tucked into your humanity.

00:27:11.000 Exactly.

00:27:12.000 It's not gay shit. 0.96

00:27:13.000 It's just other shit.

00:27:13.000 Yeah, like, oh, shit, my collar's been wrong this whole time.

00:27:16.000 Like, if you ask a grandfather, the greatest generation, how are you?

00:27:20.000 They're like, what?

00:27:21.000 Are you depressed?

00:27:23.000 What?

00:27:23.000 Yeah.

00:27:24.000 They don't even have a self.

00:27:25.000 So they're like the opposite of the post-Malone prancing around like a homo. 1.00

00:27:29.000 New Yorkers, when they say, how you doing?

00:27:31.000 They say, how you doing?

00:27:32.000 Yeah.

00:27:32.000 Nobody answers the question ever.

00:27:35.000 Well, the whole idea of self is relatively new as far as the average Joe.

00:27:40.000 You don't really, men, even my dad's generation, they didn't talk about their feelings or if they're happy or sad.

00:27:46.000 They didn't know.

00:27:47.000 It was nobody's business, not even their own.

00:27:52.000 We also tried to find the Gervais Tranny joke the other day, and it was the stupid homo who wrote, it takes two minutes for him to start bashing trans. 0.96

00:28:04.000 So we checked the first two minutes and it wasn't there.

00:28:06.000 It's in the first four minutes.

00:28:09.000 It'd be funny if he was making fun of how gays have trouble with numbers and math and time. 1.00

00:28:15.000 And we missed the joke because he got it wrong.

00:28:17.000 But here's the joke.

00:28:18.000 It's pretty good.

00:28:21.000 You know, the ones with wombs. 1.00

00:28:30.000 The new women. 0.70

00:28:33.000 You know, the new ones we've been seeing.

00:28:34.000 Maybe the ones with beards and cocks. 0.89

00:28:46.000 What are they using the toilets? 0.87

00:28:47.000 Why shouldn't we use the toilets?

00:28:49.000 Please.

00:28:50.000 Penis.

00:28:51.000 Look at the ponies.

00:28:55.000 This person isn't a lady. 1.00

00:28:58.000 It's penis. 0.68

00:29:01.000 Penis, you fucking bigot.

00:29:10.000 What if he rapes me?

00:29:12.000 What if she rapes you? 1.00

00:29:15.000 Great job.

00:29:17.000 Well done.

00:29:18.000 Turf whore. 1.00

00:29:21.000 And now there's all the gays and the lefties who are offended by that, which...

00:29:27.000 What's the matter with being offended?

00:29:30.000 Uh-oh, who's calling me?

00:29:32.000 Louis C.K. is calling you?

00:29:35.000 Louis C.K. told a joke about pedophilia where he said, you know, for all the damage it does to you, it must feel really good if you're willing to risk all that just to diddle a kid.

00:29:46.000 It must feel great for them.

00:29:48.000 The pedophile.

00:29:50.000 I laughed and at the same time was offended because I'm very sensitive about any kid sex stuff.

00:29:56.000 Being offended shouldn't even come up.

00:30:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:30:01.000 It doesn't even kill the joke.

00:30:02.000 You can still laugh and be offended.

00:30:04.000 But anyway.

00:30:06.000 These offended losers are talking about a backlash. 1.00

00:30:09.000 It's a completely fabricated backlash.

00:30:12.000 Most backlashes are bullshit.

00:30:14.000 It's like six tweets that a bunch of humorless homos send to like Netflix. 1.00

00:30:20.000 Oh no, we were going to shut down the company.

00:30:22.000 We got some tweets.

00:30:25.000 So queer. 1.00

00:30:29.000 What's this?

00:30:29.000 Drag Queen story?

00:30:30.000 We got another Drag Queen story hour. 0.98

00:30:34.000 Oh, Pride Night.

00:30:35.000 That seems fun.

00:30:36.000 At the aquarium.

00:30:37.000 We missed it.

00:30:39.000 This event has passed.

00:30:41.000 What?

00:30:42.000 This event has passed.

00:30:45.000 And then here we have a registered sex offender is reading to kids.

00:30:49.000 2-1.

00:30:51.000 I still am putting that compilation together.

00:30:53.000 Houston Public Library admits registered child sex offender read to kids in Drag Queen Storytime.

00:30:59.000 Of course they did.

00:31:00.000 What did you think it was?

00:31:03.000 Why do we want little kids to be cool with old queers? 1.00

00:31:06.000 I'm bored of that story.

00:31:08.000 Another gay pedo. 1.00

00:31:10.000 I'm getting bored of gays really fast right now. 1.00

00:31:13.000 Can you feel it?

00:31:14.000 Yep.

00:31:14.000 Music teacher charged for sex.

00:31:15.000 I think we already ran this, dude.

00:31:19.000 So it was a lesbian. 1.00

00:31:21.000 Lesbian.

00:31:22.000 Maida.

00:31:24.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:31:24.000 Let's get serious here.

00:31:26.000 We need some real substance.

00:31:28.000 I saw this great thread on gun control.

00:31:31.000 2-3.

00:31:35.000 And there's one part of it where he goes, something dubious about recording terrorist attacks and starting on September 12th.

00:31:44.000 Yeah, it's really sketchy to start your interval for recording the average number of terrorist attacks the day after the last major terrorist attack.

00:31:51.000 Suppose I'm trying to make an argument that earthquakes are not a big deal for Haiti, and I start the day after the earthquake.

00:31:58.000 But go back to the top of that.

00:32:07.000 You gotta watch the way these lines...

00:32:08.000 Yeah, it's really long.

00:32:09.000 You gotta watch the way these liars manipulate the numbers. 0.65

00:32:12.000 Keep going.

00:32:13.000 That's it.

00:32:14.000 Oh, no.

00:32:15.000 Holy fuck, you're retarded. 1.00

00:32:18.000 Okay.

00:32:19.000 We know that's it because the little line doesn't go any higher, you see?

00:32:23.000 Okay.

00:32:25.000 Other countries with vastly stricter gun laws than the U.S. have higher Rates of mass shootings.

00:32:33.000 I saw even on Wikipedia, it said we have more mass shootings than any other country.

00:32:39.000 And I think the way they get to that mistake is they include the gangs shooting two or three guys.

00:32:46.000 It should definitely be included somewhere that 20 blacks are murdered every day. 0.96

00:32:51.000 But that should not go under mass shooting.

00:32:54.000 There's also acts of war, like in Russia, where two major factions are fighting and there's 100 deaths.

00:33:02.000 That doesn't count either.

00:33:04.000 It's got to be four or more non-gang related to count.

00:33:10.000 And when you do that, guess where we are on the list of shootings globally?

00:33:17.000 We're 65th.

00:33:20.000 U.S. jurisdictions with gun laws have exponentially higher rates of gun violence.

00:33:24.000 Well, that's not mass shootings.

00:33:26.000 That's the other thing they do.

00:33:28.000 They say, we had 10,000 people were killed in the past two years.

00:33:32.000 And you're like, holy shit, that's rough.

00:33:33.000 And they're doing it in a discussion about mass shooters, but they're including all this gang warfare.

00:33:40.000 Although the events in the U.S. tend to get the lion's share of media exposure, mass shootings are clearly a worldwide issue.

00:33:45.000 The U.S. makes up about 1.15 of the world's mass shootings while having almost 5% of the world's population.

00:33:52.000 So we're doing good.

00:33:54.000 Probably not the best time to be saying that, but we're kind of doing good for mass shootings. 1.00

00:34:00.000 Oh, there we go.

00:34:01.000 64th in frequency of mass shootings.

00:34:03.000 65th in murder rate.

00:34:06.000 Fucking Norway is really rough.

00:34:08.000 Four times as many per capita died in mass shootings in France as in the U.S. 21 times in Norway.

00:34:16.000 Yeah, I didn't know Finland was such a fucking hotspot for mass shootings.

00:34:21.000 Israel, we figured. 0.57

00:34:23.000 I'm surprised Switzerland. 0.75

00:34:26.000 Much stricter gun laws than the U.S. I think what happens is they think of Australia and Britain and they go, I don't, there was the Christchurch shooting, but that's about it over in New Zealand.

00:34:39.000 But I don't really think of shootings when I think of Britain and Australia.

00:34:45.000 Therefore, without doing any research, therefore guns are the problem.

00:34:49.000 So that's a dumb leap to make.

00:34:50.000 But then secondly, they also assume that guns can be removed from America.

00:34:55.000 They say, no, I don't want them removed.

00:34:57.000 I'm not crazy.

00:34:57.000 I just want stricter gun laws.

00:35:00.000 And you go, okay, well then what I'm gleaning from that is that the most mass shootings happen in places with lax gun laws like Texas, right?

00:35:12.000 So I looked into it.

00:35:14.000 Let's check it out via a green screen.

00:35:32.000 Whoa.

00:35:34.000 That was cool.

00:35:36.000 That was like my molecules were separated.

00:35:39.000 Can we do that again?

00:35:41.000 Probably.

00:35:44.000 No, I guess not.

00:35:46.000 Dude, that was mad dope.

00:35:48.000 That was super.

00:35:50.000 So Samantha B is mad. 1.00

00:35:51.000 Let's start with that.

00:35:52.000 Because I don't hate her argument.

00:35:56.000 But it's an argument that you should probably look into before you go screaming it.

00:36:00.000 I had to do her homework for her.

00:36:02.000 You know what else I noticed about her show?

00:36:04.000 Every time they make a reference, it's Toy Story or Aladdin.

00:36:11.000 I bet it's mostly women who write for a show. 1.00

00:36:12.000 I bet they're fat and gay. 1.00

00:36:14.000 And I bet they watch exclusively children's movies, possibly in some kind of strange grooming tendency.

00:36:22.000 On Tuesday, at least 21 people were killed in Uvalde, Texas, 19 of them children, by a mass shooter who celebrated his 18th birthday by buying himself two shiny new assault rifles.

00:36:34.000 This just 10 days after another suspect drove more than 200 miles to Buffalo to attack a grocery store in a predominantly black neighborhood, all because he believed in the racist great replacement theory, something shoveled into the brains of Fox viewers every night by Tucker Carlson.

00:36:50.000 And while you might think that guns were a big factor in these mass gun murders, Republicans have a slightly different view.

00:37:00.000 Don't have all of these unlocked back doors.

00:37:02.000 Have one door into and out of the gun.

00:37:04.000 Okay, that's obviously very misleading.

00:37:06.000 This is one of many solutions Ted Cruz is talking about, but they're making it look like it's all about doors.

00:37:13.000 So the crux of our argument here is, and it starts with that Ulvaid, Texas guy, who did buy two legal AR-15 style rifles when he turned 18.

00:37:26.000 Now, I don't have to tell you guys this, but just for the record so we have it written down, these fucking rifles look very scary.

00:37:33.000 That's the whole thing.

00:37:35.000 It's like a sports car frame on a Ford Taurus.

00:37:41.000 The guts of the gun are the same.

00:37:42.000 I got an old man 30-odd 6 gun.

00:37:45.000 It has a clip that takes six bullets.

00:37:48.000 I go like this, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:37:50.000 If I was really fast, I could probably go, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

00:37:54.000 That's all these things can do.

00:37:57.000 But sometimes the clips hold more shells.

00:38:00.000 And sometimes you can do a little trick with your belt loop where it goes, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:38:07.000 Anyway, the implication here is that he got these insane Uzis legally. 0.99

00:38:13.000 He didn't.

00:38:14.000 He got a normal, boring old rifle, and it's souped up to look like a cool military gun.

00:38:23.000 That's why they say Air 15 style.

00:38:25.000 All right?

00:38:26.000 So an assault rifle is an idiotic term.

00:38:29.000 It's just a fucking rifle painted black.

00:38:32.000 But if, you know, Texas has very few gun laws, so if there's a pattern here, I want to hear it.

00:38:40.000 Right?

00:38:42.000 So I started to look into it.

00:38:44.000 And we know, as we talked about on Compound Censored on Wednesday, Clinton banned the assault rifle from 1994 to 2004.

00:38:55.000 Didn't do anything to the shootings.

00:38:57.000 We had Columbine right in the middle of that, one of the worst shootings In American history with illegal guns.

00:39:03.000 So I took 10 shootings, mapped them out, and I chose them not just based on number, but based on how popular they are and how familiar you are with it and how many people died.

00:39:23.000 So well, first look at this map of 2015 shootings.

00:39:26.000 It's a third link, Ryan.

00:39:28.000 And when you look at the map, you assume, okay, the South is much more open with guns, and the North tends to be a lot more strict.

00:39:36.000 Can you open that up a bit?

00:39:38.000 So we should see more mass shootings below the Mason-Dixon line, right?

00:39:43.000 And probably a lot more in these sort of Nebraska-type Montana states where you can, where it's cowboys, and cowboys love their guns.

00:39:52.000 And then, of course, in the Northeast, where it's really strict and all these liberal shitholes, you probably won't see any.

00:39:59.000 But this map doesn't reflect that.

00:40:01.000 This is 2015 mass shootings, and it just follows the general pattern of population density in the country.

00:40:09.000 Okay, so it's not looking good for Samantha's hypothesis, but let's pull up my map.

00:40:18.000 So I chose 10 shootings, and I spread, they're spread out all over the place, right?

00:40:26.000 So the first one is the Thousand Oaks shooting.

00:40:30.000 That was in a bar.

00:40:33.000 I think that's in California, right?

00:40:35.000 Yep.

00:40:38.000 In California, even if you have a concealed carry permit, you are not allowed to bring your gun into a bar.

00:40:46.000 So if that guy who shot those 13 dead legally brought his gun into a bar, you might have a point where you'd say, maybe we shouldn't allow guns in bars.

00:40:56.000 They don't allow guns in bars at Thousand Oaks, and 13 people died anyway.

00:41:02.000 So that's over in California.

00:41:04.000 Number two, the Mercy Hospital shooting.

00:41:08.000 That's up in, where was that again?

00:41:12.000 That looks like Illinois, Chicago.

00:41:14.000 Yeah, that was in Chicago.

00:41:16.000 Nutbar went in there.

00:41:17.000 He was jealous about his girlfriend, I think.

00:41:20.000 It was revenge with an ex-girlfriend.

00:41:23.000 Exactly like the bar, even if you have a concealed carry permit, I don't care how many T's you've crossed, how many I's you've dotted, you are not allowed to bring your gun into a hospital in Illinois.

00:41:35.000 All right.

00:41:36.000 Number three, the one we just had, the buffalo shooting.

00:41:40.000 That was 10 dead.

00:41:42.000 Now this guy chose, this is the whole crux of this too.

00:41:46.000 The pattern you're going to see too is soft targets.

00:41:49.000 Shooters like places where they can kill people.

00:41:52.000 They don't want to be stopped.

00:41:54.000 And this guy knew that you can only have 10 clips in your gun, 10 bullets in your clip.

00:42:01.000 You know how I am with guns.

00:42:02.000 I don't think you should.

00:42:04.000 So he thought this would be a good place because it'll be hard for them to stop me.

00:42:07.000 So he chose that soft target.

00:42:09.000 That's why they choose schools.

00:42:10.000 They choose soft targets.

00:42:12.000 That's why you see these criminals in New York attacking old Chinese ladies. 0.99

00:42:16.000 They attack soft targets.

00:42:18.000 That's the crux of this here.

00:42:19.000 You're not getting rid of guns.

00:42:21.000 Gun laws aren't the issue, as we're about to discover, but the soft target factor is.

00:42:25.000 So he chose that.

00:42:26.000 Now, he had a background check done.

00:42:29.000 On it, they asked him if he's had any previous investigations.

00:42:33.000 It wasn't registered, that he threatened to shoot up his school and he had to be sent for psychiatric evaluation.

00:42:39.000 So all you people talking about we need to do background checks, they did a background check on this guy.

00:42:43.000 He lied and thwarted the background check.

00:42:46.000 So he was shooting an illegal gun in that sense.

00:42:51.000 Oh, yes, he also illegally modified his AR-15 style gun.

00:42:58.000 I think he shortened the barrel or something.

00:43:00.000 Or there was another guy that used his...

00:43:02.000 Yeah, there was another guy who turned his gun into an AR-15 style gun.

00:43:06.000 Number four, we have Sandy Hook.

00:43:09.000 So so far, not one of these shootings could be stopped by gun laws.

00:43:17.000 Number four, Sandy Hook shooting, mentally ill kid.

00:43:20.000 Now, this is a guy who stole his mother's guns.

00:43:24.000 They were not his guns.

00:43:26.000 He used them to kill her, and then he went out and killed all those kids.

00:43:31.000 He was severely mentally ill.

00:43:33.000 So she followed the gun laws, the strict gun laws.

00:43:37.000 She was there for that.

00:43:39.000 But what's to stop some crazy kid from stealing mom's guns and going on a shooting spree?

00:43:45.000 Crazy people shouldn't have access to guns, at least that crazy. 0.88

00:43:48.000 Now that's a dangerous thing to say, because then the left gets to define what crazy is.

00:43:53.000 You've got a domestic on your criminal record or something.

00:43:55.000 You can't touch a gun.

00:43:56.000 But just outside of the law, this woman should have known her son was a fucking freak. 0.82

00:44:01.000 He would do things like take everything out of his room, all of his furniture, and then just put the bed and the chest of drawers back.

00:44:07.000 He was really uptight about people going.

00:44:10.000 I think she got guns because she was worried he's so vulnerable that someone might hurt him and she wanted him to be able to defend himself.

00:44:16.000 But she gave him unfettered access and that was into that.

00:44:20.000 So is this an example of gun laws stopping something?

00:44:26.000 No, I don't think so.

00:44:28.000 What does the gun law say?

00:44:29.000 You have to keep your guns...

00:44:31.000 I guess you could argue you have to keep your guns locked up 24 hours a day so no one else in the house can have access to them.

00:44:37.000 I don't know how you're going to pull that off.

00:44:40.000 But that might be one.

00:44:41.000 So we'll give that one a maybe.

00:44:45.000 And then today or this weekend, the Uvalde shooting, 23 dead.

00:44:52.000 This one, you have a good argument, Samantha B. Very lax gun laws.

00:44:56.000 This guy bought himself guns on his birthday.

00:45:00.000 The guns he used were totally legal.

00:45:02.000 By the way, Sandy Hook could have been a lot worse.

00:45:05.000 He had rifles and he had handguns.

00:45:08.000 He ended up just shooting himself with the handgun.

00:45:10.000 But if he had dropped the rifle and started using the handguns, it could have been three times the death toll.

00:45:16.000 I don't know if his handguns were illegal or not.

00:45:20.000 But the main rifle he had was legally bought by his mom, and she was killed with it.

00:45:24.000 So that's one solid one right there.

00:45:29.000 Number six, of course, Las Vegas shooting we talk about all the time.

00:45:32.000 That's 60 dead.

00:45:34.000 I'm not going to count this one, I almost didn't put it on the list, but he did buy all his guns legally.

00:45:39.000 He had about 40 guns in total.

00:45:41.000 At the shooting, he had 23.

00:45:44.000 But we don't know if this was a gun deal gone wrong with ISIS. 0.95

00:45:47.000 There's talks of Antifa being involved.

00:45:49.000 This bizarre story is still unraveling, so I don't think it's fair to glean something off it.

00:45:55.000 It was probably dumb of me to put it on the list.

00:45:56.000 I'm sorry, I'm hungover.

00:45:58.000 Number seven, the synagogue shooting in Pittsburgh, 11 dead.

00:46:02.000 He did buy them legally, so that's Pennsylvania, but Pittsburgh has an assault rifle ban, which he ignored.

00:46:14.000 So he went against the gun laws.

00:46:16.000 The gun laws, the assault weapon ban did not stop his assault weapon from murdering 11 people in the synagogue.

00:46:24.000 Number eight, we got the Colorado shooting.

00:46:26.000 That's 10 dead.

00:46:29.000 He used high-capacity magazines on his semi-automatic handgun.

00:46:33.000 These are illegal in Colorado.

00:46:36.000 So he went against the gun laws.

00:46:38.000 The gun laws did not stop that. 0.71

00:46:41.000 Number nine, Virginia Beach shooting.

00:46:44.000 Remember that one?

00:46:44.000 Black dude mad at his boss.

00:46:46.000 He kept getting shitty shifts.

00:46:48.000 13 dead there.

00:46:49.000 He had an arsenal of handguns he got legally.

00:46:53.000 So so far we have the Texas shooting, Uvalde, and Virginia Beach, both examples of a place with lax gun laws having a mass shooting.

00:47:03.000 That's two out of 10.

00:47:05.000 And then finally, we have the Dayton shooting.

00:47:07.000 That was the Antifa kid who shot up a bar.

00:47:11.000 He was using a handgun that he had illegally modified to become a short-barreled rifle.

00:47:17.000 Those are illegal in Ohio.

00:47:18.000 They made the short-barreled rifles illegal in Ohio because it's too easy to conceal them for bank robberies and the like.

00:47:25.000 So the Antifa shooter was ignoring the gun laws and illegally modifying his gun.

00:47:32.000 So Sammy's mad because she thinks we're ignoring the pattern.

00:47:37.000 Two out of ten does not a pattern make.

00:47:39.000 The common thread here is soft targets.

00:47:42.000 So these Republicans who are saying we need to make soft targets hard targets are following the numbers.

00:47:48.000 They're doing the math.

00:47:49.000 That's something that the left seems incapable of pulling off.

00:48:08.000 Jay, I spent a lot of time on that map.

00:48:09.000 We didn't even show it.

00:48:11.000 Can you put it behind me?

00:48:14.000 Zoom it out of there?

00:48:16.000 Yeah.

00:48:19.000 So they're all over the map, and the gun laws didn't stop any of them. 0.83

00:48:28.000 They're not a factor.

00:48:29.000 Gun laws are not a factor.

00:48:31.000 I honestly think a lot of these lefties, when they say we need do something, Congress, do something.

00:48:35.000 They're not going into numbers at all.

00:48:38.000 It's just like, I want those things away.

00:48:42.000 I don't like the gun that goes.

00:48:46.000 Like, I remember when I lived next to Samantha B, you know, Samantha B, Jason Jones, David Cross, we all lived in this town called Eldred, New York.

00:48:55.000 That's where we had our summer homes.

00:48:57.000 And I would shoot my 30 out 6 at targets, totally safe.

00:49:00.000 And he got mad at me once.

00:49:02.000 He goes, I found fucking bullets on my lawn.

00:49:04.000 Are you shooting on my property?

00:49:06.000 And I go, no.

00:49:07.000 When I shoot it, the shell comes out.

00:49:09.000 And then later, the kids play with those shells.

00:49:11.000 My youngest boy thinks it's cool.

00:49:14.000 And so he probably had it in his pocket.

00:49:15.000 And then they went over and they're jumping on your trampoline.

00:49:17.000 It fell out.

00:49:18.000 I go, for that shell to have come from my gun, I'd have to be underneath your trampoline going, pew, pew.

00:49:24.000 Shooting into the woods or something.

00:49:26.000 And he said, oh, okay, I get it.

00:49:28.000 I fucking hate guns.

00:49:30.000 And when people say that, I just go, I don't, you hate, do you hate cars?

00:49:34.000 Like, it's a thing.

00:49:36.000 I hate hammers.

00:49:38.000 I understand I hate gun violence, but to hate the actual thing, it's juvenile.

00:49:45.000 And that's what they mean when they scream this shit. 0.98

00:49:47.000 Make those go.

00:49:48.000 They fucking said it at my church.

00:49:50.000 At church, when the kids were younger, they would take them away and brainwash them.

00:49:56.000 No, they'd take them away and they'd show them some cartoon about Jesus or something, or they'd color and stuff.

00:50:01.000 I mean, when my kids were little, little kids.

00:50:04.000 And one time the nun sat them down.

00:50:07.000 She said, you know, it was after a shooting and she goes, I wish I could take all the guns in the world and put them in a big pile and light them on fire.

00:50:16.000 That is fucking retarded. 1.00

00:50:17.000 First of all, I don't think you know.

00:50:18.000 Guns are not made of balsa wood.

00:50:22.000 And secondly, that's the kind of juvenile response I'm talking about here.

00:50:29.000 If there was no guns, he wouldn't have been able to shoot the guy.

00:50:33.000 On Crime Report, there used to be a segment called Good Guy with a Gun, and it was endless.

00:50:38.000 Endless bad guys getting taken out with a good guy with a gun.

00:50:42.000 Now, that's true.

00:50:44.000 There's thousands and thousands of cases of that a year.

00:50:48.000 And the only place you can find it is the NRA.

00:50:50.000 But, by the way, who doesn't have any power in Washington?

00:50:53.000 You want to look at power in Washington?

00:50:55.000 Look at Big Pharma.

00:50:56.000 Look at the teachers' unions.

00:50:59.000 They spent hundreds of millions of dollars.

00:51:01.000 The NRA spent like $2 million last year.

00:51:04.000 We just sent $40 billion to Ukraine.

00:51:06.000 Not a lot of money for those guys.

00:51:08.000 This just happened.

00:51:09.000 But here's the other thing about that statistic where they say it's prevented good guys with a gun.

00:51:16.000 Just knowing, say you're in a college campus and you're a rapist and it's well known that a lot of girls carry purses and you see a girl going to the parking garage and she has her purse, you're just like, I'd love to rape her, but it's not worth it.

00:51:33.000 Fuck it.

00:51:33.000 I'm not going to risk it.

00:51:34.000 Now, where's that documented?

00:51:37.000 This was a thought that went on in the guy's head.

00:51:39.000 So millions upon millions of criminal acts are thwarted by just knowing there's a gun there.

00:51:45.000 And that's what all these Republicans, all these pro-gun people are saying about the schools.

00:51:50.000 If a teacher already has a concealed carry permit, just like I told you at the beginning here, where those two places, the hospital and the bar doesn't allow you to bring a gun, you should be able to bring A gun into the school.

00:52:01.000 Your gun.

00:52:03.000 And now it's concealed.

00:52:05.000 We don't know.

00:52:06.000 And what's this?

00:52:08.000 She engaged with the threat, saved several lives.

00:52:10.000 She was lawfully carrying a firearm that stuff. 1.00

00:52:12.000 It happened yesterday.

00:52:13.000 And now, when the school shooter is thinking about shooting up a school, he's like, one of the teachers might have her conceal Carrie.

00:52:20.000 I don't know.

00:52:22.000 That's way better than a metal detector.

00:52:24.000 Metal detector?

00:52:24.000 Fucking walk by it.

00:52:27.000 How long did it take the cops to get there in Texas?

00:52:29.000 It took like an hour.

00:52:32.000 Which I don't understand.

00:52:35.000 All right, we're getting a bit sad here.

00:52:37.000 Let's lighten things up by laughing at the leaders of the free world and how insurmountably retarded they are. 1.00

00:52:47.000 Biden.

00:52:48.000 On him I can depend.

00:52:50.000 My pet.

00:52:51.000 Biden.

00:52:54.000 President.

00:52:54.000 He's big and loose.

00:52:56.000 Sleepy.

00:52:57.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:52:59.000 My pet.

00:53:00.000 Biden.

00:53:01.000 Wait, what?

00:53:01.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:53:06.000 Isn't it gay? 0.97

00:53:07.000 I was just thinking of the Nick Fuentes thing.

00:53:09.000 Isn't it gay to be so worried about if someone's gay?

00:53:13.000 Yeah.

00:53:14.000 That's the way someone fucks. 1.00

00:53:15.000 All that level of drama thing.

00:53:17.000 First of all, I don't believe it.

00:53:18.000 And second of all, it's just...

00:53:19.000 Grooming a kid.

00:53:19.000 If you have like these 13-year-olds and you meet them at 13 and they're fans, and then by 14, 15, you're having sex with them and they're blowing you and stuff.

00:53:28.000 That's illegal, right?

00:53:31.000 But as far as consenting adults go, you look at Tranporn, like I couldn't give less of a shit.

00:53:38.000 Not that he did, but you know what I mean?

00:53:42.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:53:43.000 I just, I never was too interested in that when I heard it.

00:53:47.000 But what I am concerned about is like, there's a chance that America First isn't going to be a legitimate political party, which is, because, you know, standing on the outside and looking at Republicans, how ineffective they are, it gets tired after a while.

00:54:00.000 So I am kind of rooting for a new political party that's free.

00:54:04.000 Well, it's fine.

00:54:04.000 Yes, that's a good point.

00:54:05.000 America First seemed to be the only right-wing group that had any kind of humor and spunk and fun to it.

00:54:13.000 Yes.

00:54:13.000 And like diehard America First shit.

00:54:15.000 Yeah.

00:54:16.000 Because all these Republicans suck. 0.98

00:54:17.000 It was fearless and fun.

00:54:19.000 At least that's what AFPAC 3 was.

00:54:20.000 So that's the big drama for me, is that hopefully they continue to do good.

00:54:26.000 But I remember when we were teenagers, there was this Nazi skinhead band called Screwdriver.

00:54:31.000 And we would bug the skinheads by saying, you know Ian Stewart, that's a singer?

00:54:35.000 You know he's gay, right? 0.92

00:54:37.000 And like, he's not.

00:54:38.000 He's not a fucking fag. 1.00

00:54:39.000 He's so fucking straight.

00:54:41.000 And later, I just thought, they should have just said, yes, so.

00:54:44.000 It's a good band, and they love white people.

00:54:47.000 It's a good Nazi band with a gay singer.

00:54:50.000 Actually, their head of security, Screwdriver's security, turned out to be a raging fag. 1.00

00:54:55.000 And that was like devastating to them.

00:54:57.000 Damn.

00:54:58.000 There's a compilation called Oi, the album, I think, and it's a skinhead kicking in the air. 0.66

00:55:04.000 See if you can dig that up.

00:55:06.000 Very popular, sort of iconic photograph in the Nazi skinhead movement.

00:55:10.000 And when they found out that he was actually gay, like it ended the whole thing. 0.98

00:55:15.000 It collapsed.

00:55:16.000 Damn.

00:55:16.000 I was like, so your security is a fag.

00:55:18.000 Or you're letting...

00:55:19.000 Is he good at security?

00:55:20.000 You're letting gays ruin your movement. 1.00

00:55:22.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:55:23.000 And that's what they try to do with Proud Boys.

00:55:25.000 They always have these pictures of them kissing and rainbow flags.

00:55:28.000 And I'm like, yeah, I know the gay ones. 0.90

00:55:30.000 I'm familiar.

00:55:30.000 Like, don't let yourself be that vulnerable that your whole world collapses when someone finds out how you fuck.

00:55:38.000 That's the cockney rejects guy.

00:55:40.000 Keep going.

00:55:41.000 There's a couple.

00:55:42.000 Did you really OI compilation?

00:55:43.000 Yep.

00:55:44.000 OI compilation.

00:55:46.000 Wait.

00:55:49.000 So there's a bunch of them, right?

00:55:51.000 And there's the one kicking his boot into the air.

00:55:58.000 Maybe if you go Oi compilation.

00:56:00.000 Maybe if you go Oi compilation gay security. 1.00

00:56:04.000 And then your cookies are going to be fucked up.

00:56:08.000 Oh, shit.

00:56:10.000 Comes right up.

00:56:11.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:56:12.000 Strength through Oi.

00:56:13.000 That's the guy I was talking about.

00:56:15.000 Where the dicks at, mate?

00:56:18.000 Oi, I want you to shove your cock at my ass. 1.00

00:56:22.000 I'm going to say, ow.

00:56:24.000 Yeah, it's going to be called exclamation point.

00:56:28.000 It's about my ass.

00:56:29.000 Get it?

00:56:30.000 Yes, sir.

00:56:30.000 We've got a great thing going here.

00:56:32.000 Of course, if someone touches a dick, we're all dead.

00:56:38.000 I mean, the things that should take down a movement are massive abuses of power, like robbing people, lying, and cheating and stealing and all those other illegal acts.

00:56:50.000 I'm really, I'm interested in the whole Ethan Ralph getting beat up thing because I saw that video and it just feels fucked up.

00:56:57.000 It seems totally irrelevant to me, dude.

00:56:59.000 It was like, I don't know if Ethan was talking trash and then he got his ass and it's a bad thing.

00:57:02.000 Oh, yeah, the story if they just picked on him for no reason.

00:57:06.000 In either case, he's barely bleeding.

00:57:08.000 It's like a two-second dumb bar fight.

00:57:11.000 Just like Max and John.

00:57:12.000 When I was a kid in the 80s, there was a fight every weekend.

00:57:15.000 My whole life, there was a fight every weekend.

00:57:16.000 In the South, there still is.

00:57:18.000 Two teenagers are fighting right now over some chick in Fort Worth, Texas right now.

00:57:23.000 That's normal behavior.

00:57:25.000 It's been going on forever.

00:57:27.000 But like fucking the flight attendant dude and it's people are going to court and everyone talking about this guy.

00:57:34.000 It's kind of embarrassing.

00:57:36.000 How involved, you know?

00:57:38.000 People used to forget about fights.

00:57:40.000 Right.

00:57:40.000 You go, hey, I heard you got in a big fight on Thursday night.

00:57:43.000 No?

00:57:43.000 What?

00:57:43.000 No, I didn't.

00:57:44.000 Outside the club, when everyone was leaving, that guy shoved you and you'd...

00:57:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:48.000 Oh, fuck.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:57:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:51.000 Oh, shit.

00:57:51.000 I forgot about that.

00:57:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:52.000 It was like two seconds.

00:57:53.000 And now we're talking about tweets and screenshots.

00:57:56.000 Fucking girls. 1.00

00:57:58.000 It's girl stuff. 1.00

00:58:00.000 Speaking of girls, we have a special guest on today's My Pet Biden. 0.95

00:58:04.000 She's actually starting to appear on My Pet Biden as much as Biden.

00:58:09.000 I'm not sure who has less of a command of the English language.

00:58:13.000 Neither have the language at their disposal.

00:58:16.000 And they are using a garbage disposal to talk.

00:58:21.000 Standing here on the northern flank, on the eastern flank, talking about what we have in terms of the eastern flank and our NATO allies.

00:58:31.000 I want to be very clear.

00:58:34.000 The United States and Poland are united in what we have done and are prepared to do.

00:58:47.000 We all watched the television coverage of just yesterday.

00:58:53.000 That's on top of everything else that we know and don't know yet.

00:58:57.000 That's the thing.

00:58:59.000 She overthinks every sentence and then says every possibility.

00:59:05.000 My name is Gavin, and I'm doing a show with, I have done a show, will do a show, will continue to do shows for the indefinite future.

00:59:14.000 Have done many shows in the past, both with Ryan and without Ryan.

00:59:19.000 He's had his own past, and we will have our own future.

00:59:21.000 But not at the same time.

00:59:23.000 Not at the same time.

00:59:24.000 Not with and without at the same time.

00:59:25.000 And that's just exactly it.

00:59:27.000 Not at the same time, but also at the same time.

00:59:30.000 And moving forward, both forward and in the past, we will always be doing what we have done and what we will do together, working together.

00:59:39.000 And you're prepared to do shows with me and without me, but not for any reason that might perpetuate a without or a with even.

00:59:49.000 Or even not.

00:59:50.000 Or even not any of those.

00:59:51.000 What's this?

00:59:52.000 Children of the community are exactly that.

00:59:54.000 They're children of the community.

00:59:57.000 She always reading her script and she just did shrooms and she's getting into each sentence real deep.

01:00:06.000 Right.

01:00:08.000 Able to see, and because we've seen it or not doesn't mean it hasn't happened.

01:00:13.000 But just limited to what we have seen.

01:00:15.000 Okay.

01:00:16.000 Yes, we know how sight works, you fucking redundant lady. 1.00

01:00:22.000 Honestly.

01:00:23.000 I really get that line.

01:00:24.000 How did she pass the bar? 0.98

01:00:25.000 Like, I honestly think, I can't imagine her in a courtroom.

01:00:29.000 Well, she sounds like a lawyer. 0.98

01:00:30.000 She sounds like somebody that the tonality is a lawyer, but the words, like, imagine you're looking at 10 years and you're sitting there going, what the fuck?

01:00:39.000 She's covering so many bases, she's covering no bases.

01:00:42.000 Paula, what are you saying?

01:00:44.000 This isn't what we talked about.

01:00:47.000 She's a bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:00:49.000 She's hoping in court that somebody's holding the transcript and they're like, there's nothing here.

01:00:53.000 Every time here.

01:00:54.000 Every time she talks, there's a Ben Crump behind her going.

01:00:59.000 When we talk about our children, I know for this group, we all believe that when we talk about the children of the community, they are a children of the community.

01:01:12.000 Let's go to 2-6.

01:01:13.000 She has her please clap moment.

01:01:15.000 I think we may have already played this, but I can't get enough of it.

01:01:18.000 So we got to stick it.

01:01:20.000 Stick it in here.

01:01:21.000 Stick it in.

01:01:24.000 Oops.

01:01:25.000 My lord.

01:01:26.000 Forgive me.

01:01:30.000 So I think about this subject of our yellow school buses in that regard.

01:01:36.000 Because think about it.

01:01:37.000 Yellow school buses are our nation's largest form of mass transit.

01:01:43.000 Good point.

01:01:44.000 How about that?

01:01:45.000 Every day, so guess and what's a plug?

01:01:48.000 Because it gets somewhere they need to go.

01:01:50.000 No, it doesn't.

01:01:52.000 And every day then, think about this in terms of the numbers.

01:01:55.000 Every day in our country, more than 25 million children ride to and from school on our nation's fleet of school buses every day.

01:02:05.000 And so I think about this subject of our yellow school buses in that regard.

01:02:12.000 Because think about it.

01:02:13.000 Yellow school buses are our nation's largest form of mass transit.

01:02:18.000 Did this loop?

01:02:19.000 How about that?

01:02:20.000 Every day.

01:02:21.000 So guess and let's see.

01:02:22.000 Wait, no, it did loop.

01:02:24.000 I couldn't tell.

01:02:25.000 You're dumber than her.

01:02:26.000 No.

01:02:27.000 I'm smart.

01:02:28.000 She says at okay point.

01:02:30.000 You'd be surprised how many school buses we actually have.

01:02:33.000 In a country of 331 million, I figured it was a lot.

01:02:37.000 I see them every fucking day.

01:02:39.000 But then she goes, and that's what I think about in that regard.

01:02:44.000 What?

01:02:44.000 That's what I think about.

01:02:45.000 She talks like someone who forgot what they were talking about and is trying to fill the space.

01:02:50.000 So now let's leap over to the star of the show, of course, Mr. Magoo himself, Joe Biden.

01:02:59.000 The strength that we built is inflation.

01:03:03.000 I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week, that the number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we built is inflation.

01:03:14.000 And I agree with what Chairman Powell said.

01:03:17.000 He agrees with that.

01:03:19.000 Okay, this is what he's trying to say.

01:03:21.000 We've built this great strength together, and the number one threat to that strength is inflation.

01:03:30.000 The number one threat to our strength is inflation.

01:03:32.000 That's what he's going for.

01:03:33.000 Let's hear it again, how much he butchers that.

01:03:37.000 There's no way he's saying that inflation is necessary and it's stop talking.

01:03:45.000 I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week, that the number one threat is the strength, and that strength that we built is inflation.

01:03:57.000 And I agree with what Chairman Powell said last week.

01:04:00.000 Just to remind you, I've got a friend in London right now for business, and he called me and he said, I'm hanging out with liberals here, and everyone is making fun of Joe Biden and Kamal Harris.

01:04:10.000 We are officially a global laughingstock.

01:04:14.000 Go ahead.

01:04:15.000 Oh, yeah, this is his doing his imitation of menstruation cramps. 0.67

01:04:19.000 Menstrual cramps.

01:04:28.000 You get my joke?

01:04:30.000 She said, she's at the summit and Kim Jong-un was there.

01:04:34.000 And she said, what do you think you're going to say if you bump into Kim Jong-un?

01:04:38.000 What are you going to tell him?

01:04:39.000 And he goes, hello.

01:04:42.000 Period.

01:04:45.000 Is that you being tough?

01:04:47.000 I'm so tough that if I see Kim Jong-un, I'm just going to say hello.

01:04:56.000 Hello?

01:04:57.000 I'm just going to say hello.

01:04:59.000 What would you do if you Talked to El Chapo about the and he had just been arrested for inadvertently murdering 300 Americans a day with opioids through his gangs.

01:05:11.000 I'd go, hello.

01:05:20.000 Period.

01:05:23.000 Here he is talking about how we armed Russia for some strange reason.

01:05:28.000 Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia had javelins and other weapons to strengthen the defenses so Ukraine was ready for whatever happened.

01:05:37.000 Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia had javelins and other weapons to strengthen the defenses so Ukraine was ready for whatever happened.

01:05:47.000 Before Russia attacked, we made sure Russia was armed with tanks and javelins so Ukraine would be ready for whatever Russia had prepared.

01:05:57.000 And then here's a fun compilation of all his lies over the years, just so you remember that it's not like he just became an idiot.

01:06:04.000 He's been a buffoon for 50 years.

01:06:08.000 And back then, the media, they weren't afraid.

01:06:13.000 Biden now concedes he did not graduate in the top half of his law school class, that he does not have three degrees from college, and that he was not named outstanding political science student in college.

01:06:23.000 Newsweek says Biden actually went to school on a half scholarship, ended up near the bottom of his class, and won only one degree, not three.

01:06:31.000 Joe Biden ranked 76th in a class of 85 at the University of Syracuse Law School.

01:06:36.000 I mean, this guy comes off this whole thing as a flyway.

01:06:39.000 Now, Biden says Newsweek is right.

01:06:41.000 His memory had failed him.

01:06:46.000 So his memory was failing him back then.

01:06:49.000 All right, guys, let's do some mailbags. 0.99

01:06:56.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:07:01.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:07:06.000 Let me touch it.

01:07:10.000 Look at this.

01:07:10.000 New YorkPost.com.

01:07:12.000 Protect the kids.

01:07:13.000 Distressing videos show parents begging cops to stop Texas school shooting.

01:07:18.000 Did these guys pussy out? 0.99

01:07:26.000 Are you looking that up?

01:07:29.000 That's not in the mailbag, right?

01:07:31.000 No.

01:07:31.000 That's why I started it with NewYorkPost.com.

01:07:34.000 Gave you the URL.

01:07:41.000 Nope, that's not it.

01:07:45.000 I'll just email it to you there, Rye Guy.

01:07:49.000 We'll talk about that another time.

01:07:54.000 So first I heard that they were trying to do EMT stuff, and the cops were like, don't, look, you're not EMTs.

01:07:59.000 We got this.

01:08:01.000 And then they were trying to run in and grab the shooter themselves.

01:08:04.000 And I understand the cops saying no to that.

01:08:06.000 But were the cops not running in?

01:08:08.000 I also heard talk of it took an hour for them to get there.

01:08:11.000 I also saw somebody say that they just did a press release saying that we assure you that the only time children were shot were by the gunmen.

01:08:19.000 And they're like, this is a really weird thing to say.

01:08:22.000 Watch what comes out next.

01:08:23.000 Okay, let's see this distressing video.

01:09:07.000 Yeah, it looks like the parents were trying to bum rush him.

01:09:13.000 Maybe they'll like give me a gun, so I'll fucking go in there.

01:09:18.000 I actually can only take this subject for so long, and I think we've just reached our limit.

01:09:26.000 I'm full.

01:09:28.000 Not saying I'm bored of it, I'm saying I'm about to start crying.

01:09:37.000 Madge Ture and Second Amendment ignorance. 1.00

01:09:40.000 As expected, Madge's take on correctly interpreting the Second Amendment as pure excellence.

01:09:44.000 Scroll right.

01:09:45.000 The last slide is the cherry on top.

01:09:48.000 I love this guy.

01:09:49.000 People who favor only government having guns focus on the first half of the Second Amendment, mostly the well-regulated part.

01:09:55.000 They speak having never read the Federalist, anti-Federalist papers to know what the guys who wrote it meant and why.

01:10:02.000 Using their mouths with no knowledge.

01:10:04.000 They also ignore the Second Amendment, which reads, the rights of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

01:10:11.000 Ignoring that part in conjunction with the lack of study is a weak attempt to justify the fact that they only want the government to have guns.

01:10:19.000 Well-regulated means well-organized populace who can be called again to defend a nation.

01:10:26.000 There's the Federalist Papers.

01:10:27.000 The Bill of Rights is a list of human rights, not granted by government, but granted from your creator.

01:10:33.000 That also operates as checks on government.

01:10:38.000 Anyway, we got it.

01:10:41.000 Last slide.

01:10:42.000 But these people don't read.

01:10:43.000 They just respond like an informed children's life hack.

01:10:45.000 Never procreate with a person who's super opinionated.

01:10:47.000 He's an emotional responsible thing.

01:10:55.000 This one is called, This Guy's Been Playing Dungeons and Dragons for 10 Hours a Week for 40 years.

01:11:03.000 20,000 hours of Dungeons and Dragons.

01:11:07.000 What if it never stopped?

01:11:08.000 My name is Robert Wardoff.

01:11:10.000 I'm a history professor at the University of Western Ontario.

01:11:13.000 I am a dungeon master for a campaign that has been going on for 40 years.

01:11:18.000 What began in secret with a few turned into a game that takes up much of Robert's life and most of his house.

01:11:25.000 Robert has around 30,000 hand-painted figurines, countless custom-made Pieces of terrain and dozens of devoted players taking part in his campaign.

01:11:34.000 Are kids allowed?

01:11:34.000 If you're going to keep a game going for 40 years, it's going to have to be a good game.

01:11:38.000 If you're going to have people who are going to want to play and are going to want to fly in, you're going to have to offer a product that is going to be better than all the other alternatives that are out there.

01:11:46.000 I can certainly say with confidence that this is the best Dungeons Dragons game in the world.

01:11:53.000 Uh-oh, he's a dungeon master.

01:11:56.000 Now, when I first watched this whole thing, by the way, it's interesting.

01:12:00.000 But I was disgusted at first because I was like, if you had kids, that would be so cool that you were spending all that time with them.

01:12:09.000 But grown men doing this shit.

01:12:10.000 But then it turns out he does have a kid.

01:12:13.000 And it's only one, but fine, that'll do.

01:12:15.000 And she's been playing with him since she was six.

01:12:18.000 Great.

01:12:19.000 Now all of that is instantly acceptable.

01:12:22.000 I mean, I wish there was less adults there and more kids, even like young teens.

01:12:28.000 But the fact that he incorporated his daughter into this and she, now all that work is worth it.

01:12:34.000 And he gets a free pass.

01:12:36.000 Go ahead, dude.

01:12:39.000 Dungeon Drag.

01:12:41.000 Saw this.

01:12:42.000 This is called African Talk to Type. 0.95

01:12:44.000 And it's a woman who's looking for a boyfriend. 1.00

01:12:47.000 And this broke-ass African says, firstly, I'm thinking admin for giving me this opportunity. 1.00

01:12:59.000 Secondly, I am so fastly is firstly.

01:13:03.000 Secondly, I am single.

01:13:05.000 I need a single woman who can do me relationship. 1.00

01:13:10.000 I don't have anything.

01:13:12.000 But really, I'm sure I can make her happy.

01:13:16.000 No, thanks.

01:13:17.000 Maybe a Campbell's like, that's like a high status symbol.

01:13:20.000 It's like me in front of a Mercedes-Benz.

01:13:22.000 Look how big this ride is.

01:13:25.000 You saw this one, right?

01:13:27.000 Fuck Off Obama, where he uses the shooting as a way to showcase George Floyd?

01:13:33.000 Yeah.

01:13:34.000 And Seth Dillon goes, sucks those kids died, but remember George Floyd?

01:13:38.000 That's ancient news.

01:13:39.000 I saw the Kanye West meme with like Elvade shooting.

01:13:44.000 I'll let you finish.

01:13:45.000 But first, I got to say George Floyd, blah, blah, blah.

01:13:50.000 Here's an interesting thing that we were talking about a long time ago.

01:13:53.000 I should have devoted more time to this.

01:13:55.000 But top shooting, that's the Buffalo shooting that just happened.

01:14:00.000 I thought it was a bit strange that the Buffalo shooting was so perfect for the left.

01:14:05.000 A white guy hunts black people with a spooky gun and has Nazi stuff everywhere.

01:14:09.000 My first thought was, he's a Fed groomed shooter.

01:14:12.000 Well, now I'm convinced, and it's in the local Buffalo news, Feds probe if ex-agent knew of mass shooting.

01:14:20.000 He was allegedly one of six that suspect invited to receive his plans 30 minutes before the incident.

01:14:28.000 Suspect was counseled by a guy named Sandman.

01:14:33.000 How about that?

01:14:36.000 Isn't that brutal?

01:14:37.000 FBI agents are also trying to determine the identity of an individual gender and called Sandman and Saint Sandman in his lengthy social media diary that appeared on Discord 30 minutes before the attack.

01:14:46.000 In the diary, Genshin indicates Sandman counseled him on manufacturers of AR-15 semiotic rifles and their quality.

01:14:54.000 The shooter purchased and allegedly used that type of assault rifle in the rampage.

01:14:59.000 Dude, talk about a smoking gun.

01:15:02.000 Holy shit.

01:15:05.000 So it's starting to look like a Fed encouraged this.

01:15:10.000 That's what Milo said right after it happened.

01:15:12.000 He said, there's always Fed fingerprints on these kind of things.

01:15:15.000 The only question is how little or how lot.

01:15:19.000 How lot?

01:15:20.000 How much?

01:15:22.000 There was something about the Texas shooter, too, like he would have had to have ordered the guns five days before he was 18.

01:15:30.000 Like the timeline of him buying the guns doesn't add up.

01:15:33.000 Well, the feds want those guns banned, so they say, go buy this gun, the gun I want banned.

01:15:44.000 And that's what all the fucking Reddit memes and 4chan memes were saying.

01:15:49.000 They were like, provides laundry list of all the things the feds want banned.

01:15:54.000 In fact, his manifesto was more of like a shopping list.

01:16:02.000 Crazy, man.

01:16:06.000 Everyone's seen this, right?

01:16:08.000 NYC gang letter featuring Maddie?

01:16:10.000 Gang newsletter.

01:16:13.000 Did you see this one yet, Ryan?

01:16:14.000 I'm pulling it up right now, but I just found this too.

01:16:18.000 This just came in.

01:16:19.000 Breaking News Border Patrol agents arrived far earlier than disclosed, but the Alvade police initially kept them from entering the school.

01:16:27.000 Two officials said.

01:16:29.000 What?

01:16:30.000 Yeah.

01:16:30.000 Now, to go from conspiracy theory to this, I think this sounds like gross incompetence.

01:16:36.000 Could be.

01:16:37.000 I mean, but why would they stop them from going?

01:16:39.000 Because they fucked up some dumb bylaw about agents not having jurisdiction and, sir, we'll handle it.

01:16:46.000 And there's this rule and that rule.

01:16:47.000 And they fucked up.

01:16:49.000 Not that you should give a flying fuck about any rules when kids are being shot.

01:16:54.000 This shooter certainly doesn't.

01:16:56.000 It's page 12.

01:16:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:58.000 Yeah, I remember we showed this here.

01:17:01.000 He's like, he was proud of it.

01:17:02.000 Like, there I am.

01:17:04.000 Doesn't look like a very friendly chap, does he?

01:17:06.000 No.

01:17:07.000 Imagine meeting like 10 years ago, Maddie.

01:17:10.000 Oh, the moment.

01:17:12.000 He might not have liked us.

01:17:13.000 That's pretty grumpy, too.

01:17:14.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:17:14.000 I've seen him knock motherfuckers out.

01:17:17.000 Yeah.

01:17:18.000 Okay, there's a weird one.

01:17:19.000 So there's these two girls I've been talking to lately and both mentioned hanging out sometime.

01:17:23.000 I wasn't the one to suggest it because I wasn't sure if they were interested.

01:17:26.000 I'm not trying to date two girls at the same time because it doesn't seem right.

01:17:29.000 But neither will get back to me about the day they'd like to go out.

01:17:32.000 This is one of the weirdest, dumbest letters we've ever got.

01:17:35.000 The one had a bunch of suggestions for things to do.

01:17:38.000 The other kept saying how she wants me to come over and hang out before I go to basic training for the Air Force.

01:17:42.000 I'm not sure if I should try asking again what day they'd like to hang out or just realize they aren't actually interested.

01:17:49.000 What do you suggest I do?

01:17:51.000 Try and ask again what days they'd want to go out or realize they don't care.

01:17:56.000 What?

01:17:57.000 This African African guy got way better at voice detection.

01:18:00.000 Yeah.

01:18:01.000 What should I do?

01:18:02.000 I have two guys.

01:18:03.000 I don't want to ask them too many times.

01:18:06.000 There is a limit.

01:18:09.000 What should I do?

01:18:11.000 Okay, this.

01:18:12.000 So, buddy, I don't fucking know.

01:18:14.000 I'm not going to hold your hand through your entire adult life.

01:18:17.000 Keep asking the girls until they say, stop asking me. 0.99

01:18:20.000 Leave me alone.

01:18:21.000 I'm not interested.

01:18:22.000 Girls are pretty good at shutting it down. 1.00

01:18:25.000 But I guess, I can't believe I'm saying this.

01:18:28.000 But I guess if you ask a girl what plans she wants to make and she doesn't respond four or five texts, drop it. 0.93

01:18:37.000 This is a much more heady one.

01:18:40.000 Hello, Gavin, Ryan, and Maddie.

01:18:41.000 I need your guys' advice.

01:18:42.000 My wife refuses to have sex with me.

01:18:46.000 To give you guys a chance to respond with an informed opinion, here are all the details.

01:18:50.000 We're both 27, been married for two years.

01:18:53.000 Do not have kids yet, but both want.

01:18:56.000 We've known each other for six years and dated for three years prior to getting married two years ago.

01:19:00.000 I would say that we have had sex roughly three times in the last one and a half years, and there was no problem in the bed at any of those given times.

01:19:08.000 So when we decide to have children, hopefully soon, I don't know about that, she will not have a problem with having sex with me. 0.50

01:19:14.000 Other than that, there really isn't much going on in the bedroom.

01:19:17.000 I've tried everything.

01:19:18.000 I've tried to court her.

01:19:19.000 I've tried to give her the cold treatment, begged, talked, made myself as attractive as possible, gotten her drunk, everything, and nothing works.

01:19:28.000 Her explanation?

01:19:30.000 She doesn't have one.

01:19:31.000 Just don't feel like it, she says.

01:19:33.000 I have even made her go to the doctor to get her hormones checked. 1.00

01:19:36.000 And everything is fine, they say.

01:19:38.000 Also, I should mention, everything else is fine in our marriage.

01:19:41.000 I'm a devout Catholic, her as well, but perhaps not as much as me.

01:19:44.000 And I don't believe in divorce.

01:19:46.000 I'm also not a cheater by nature.

01:19:48.000 However, I would be lying if I said that I haven't played with the thought of getting my needs satisfied somewhere else.

01:19:53.000 I'm ready to hear some harsh truths, so please don't be gentle.

01:19:56.000 What should I do?

01:19:58.000 Carlos.

01:20:05.000 What do you think, Ryan?

01:20:06.000 You're dumb.

01:20:07.000 Maybe ask her a question that you don't want to know the answer to.

01:20:11.000 Say, is it possible, are you attracted to other guys and not me?

01:20:15.000 She's going to say no.

01:20:17.000 Let's say be honest.

01:20:20.000 Why are you being sexy?

01:20:21.000 Just ask her what the deal is.

01:20:24.000 If she says it, slap her. 1.00

01:20:27.000 But not hard.

01:20:28.000 When I was having beers with Sullivan at Sullivan's the other night, there's a big mirror behind us.

01:20:34.000 So every time the waiter comes up, he sees himself.

01:20:37.000 And I've noticed at that bar, waiters always look at themselves.

01:20:40.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:20:41.000 And then they want to be sexy, I guess, because they're busy.

01:20:45.000 So they haven't seen themselves in a few hours.

01:20:47.000 And then they all of a sudden see this hunk, and they're like 28, and they're like, do you guys want another drink?

01:20:52.000 Just like shots.

01:20:55.000 And I go, why are you being all cool?

01:20:56.000 I know the guy.

01:20:58.000 He's like, what?

01:20:58.000 No.

01:20:59.000 And then he jokes and tries to be super cool to exaggerate.

01:21:02.000 I'm like, you can exaggerate and do a separate joke.

01:21:05.000 But I saw with my own two eyes, you going, do you guys want like shots or whatever?

01:21:11.000 Fucking yeah.

01:21:12.000 You're leaning on our mashed potatoes, sir.

01:21:16.000 Fucking oops.

01:21:17.000 You just flip one of my fries into your mouth.

01:21:20.000 Hey.

01:21:22.000 And lit it.

01:21:23.000 So I told you I had did that strike where I gave her the cold shoulder.

01:21:30.000 The cold boner.

01:21:31.000 I went on strike, and I also combined it with some grumpiness, and it worked a charm.

01:21:37.000 Then I had my other guy, cop buddy, he went eight months on strike, and they didn't speak.

01:21:47.000 And he said it basically worked, but he blames the efficacy or lack thereof on him blowing up at her before the strike.

01:21:57.000 He said, if I had just played it cool the entire time and made it clear it was about sex and I'm mad, that would have had way more effect than me flying off the handle.

01:22:07.000 So I actually spoke with this gentleman about this letter already this morning.

01:22:12.000 And he said, find out what she gets out of this marriage and deny her it. 0.99

01:22:20.000 Because some I got to admit, I'm a Catholic, I'm a Christian.

01:22:25.000 A lot of me is saying, get out while you can.

01:22:29.000 I know it's crazy.

01:22:31.000 I don't know how the fuck you got married. 0.97

01:22:35.000 Did she have this crazy libido and then it just vanished one day? 1.00

01:22:39.000 But, you know, if he had kids, this would be a fucking nightmare situation.

01:22:46.000 Because it's not just getting your rocks off.

01:22:49.000 It's not like, just go to a prostitute then.

01:22:52.000 Go to a massage parlor, get jerked off. 0.63

01:22:54.000 You'll be fine.

01:22:55.000 You don't just, it's not like you have to come, like you have to go to the bathroom.

01:22:58.000 It's the intimacy there.

01:23:01.000 You need hugs.

01:23:02.000 You need affection.

01:23:04.000 You need to be touched as a human.

01:23:06.000 Humans, that's why solitary confinement is such a strong punishment because you don't have any interaction.

01:23:12.000 Humans die in isolation.

01:23:16.000 So I would definitely be mad and I would definitely try striking. 0.99

01:23:22.000 But if you've tried everything and that's not working, I can't believe I'm suggesting divorce, but I kind of am.

01:23:29.000 I mean, if it's a life with no sex, that's no way to live.

01:23:34.000 And you're going to end up cheating.

01:23:37.000 So I'm against divorce, passionately against it, but what did they say three times in a year and a half?

01:23:46.000 That's pretty bad.

01:23:49.000 Three times in the last year and a half, yeah.

01:23:51.000 So 18 months, every six months they fuck.

01:23:55.000 That's not acceptable.

01:23:56.000 That's bad.

01:23:57.000 You can get prostate cancer.

01:23:58.000 Okay.

01:23:59.000 You're supposed to clean your pipes out almost every day.

01:24:02.000 What if you merge it with the guy that we saw earlier?

01:24:05.000 Use inspiration from Dungeons and Dragons guy.

01:24:08.000 You'll take the one fuck out of the six months and just don't stop.

01:24:14.000 Yeah.

01:24:15.000 Fucking hey.

01:24:17.000 That's a good idea.

01:24:19.000 Thanks.

01:24:20.000 One long two-month sesh.

01:24:24.000 Yes.

01:24:26.000 Yeah, another thing he could do is a lot a day.

01:24:30.000 Like for a while, there, my wife, we would do like Wednesdays, and she liked it because I'm a fucking horny person. 0.60

01:24:36.000 So, every time she'd be walking around, I'd be lurking behind her.

01:24:39.000 And if the kids weren't home, I would be all over her. 1.00

01:24:42.000 If it's allotted to a day, she can know she's not going to get jumped in the hallway on a Thursday.

01:24:48.000 And, you know, after 20 years of marriage and three kids, around once a week, that's not that crazy.

01:24:54.000 That's not bad.

01:24:57.000 Twice a week is plenty.

01:24:59.000 Three times a week?

01:25:00.000 What is this?

01:25:01.000 An orgy?

01:25:02.000 You know, you could spice that Wednesday thing up, too.

01:25:04.000 Just go up to her on a Monday and then get a little frisky. 0.98

01:25:08.000 And then she'll be like, what are you doing?

01:25:09.000 And be like, it's Wednesday o'clock somewhere.

01:25:12.000 Yeah, women are really turned on by lust, too. 1.00

01:25:17.000 They want to be wanted.

01:25:19.000 Anyway, let's get to the final video.

01:25:42.000 I'm deeply traumatized by that letter now.

01:25:45.000 You're worried for the guy.

01:25:48.000 I think you should divorce her, dude.

01:25:52.000 I mean, the lesbian bed death happens decades into a marriage, but you don't have any kids? 0.99

01:26:01.000 Like, you should be fucking right now.

01:26:03.000 One of my biggest regrets with my wife is I ever let her wear clothes.

01:26:08.000 Now we can't be nude because the kids are around.

01:26:12.000 But when I lived in the East Village, I should have had a bucket by the front door, and she has to put all her clothes in it when she comes over. 1.00

01:26:19.000 Like Japanese with shoes. 1.00

01:26:21.000 I'm actually getting a boner just talking about it.

01:26:24.000 Yeah.

01:26:25.000 It's the Japanese shoe thing in reverse.

01:26:27.000 She has to keep her shoes on, her high heels.

01:26:30.000 Now, doesn't that dilute nudity a little bit because it makes it less of a tattoo?

01:26:35.000 Oh, thank you.

01:26:35.000 Now, of course, we would fuck instantly.

01:26:37.000 But then I just have this awesome naked lady around when we ate spaghetti and stuff. 1.00

01:26:42.000 But now if she eats spaghetti and the sauce is hot and it splashes on her, she gets burned.

01:26:48.000 It won't be that hot.

01:26:50.000 We'll blow on it.

01:26:55.000 I like my spaghetti sauce hot, so that would never work.

01:26:58.000 Yeah, plus, how are you going to have kids if you're fucking once every six months? 1.00

01:27:03.000 It's not how it works.

01:27:05.000 How do you time your opportunity?

01:27:06.000 How do you circulation?

01:27:07.000 It's like you have to make sure at that six-month point.

01:27:11.000 Yeah.

01:27:12.000 It's not that.

01:27:12.000 Like when I married my wife, we were fucking like rabbits.

01:27:15.000 It still took me four months to get her pregnant. 0.98

01:27:19.000 And that was a lot.

01:27:20.000 That was like at least every day.

01:27:24.000 No, not at least every day, but you know what I mean.

01:27:26.000 Anyway, once you have kids, of course, you cannot look away from them for even one second.

01:27:30.000 Don't turn around.

01:27:31.000 This one we might have to watch more than once because you'll miss it if you're looking in the wrong spot.

01:27:43.000 The kid's getting underneath her.

01:27:45.000 So she picks up the kid and does the code for the garage. 0.99

01:27:50.000 Right?

01:27:52.000 Now, that kid's about to get out of the stroller or something.

01:27:55.000 Okay, hold on.

01:27:56.000 I got to get you out of the stroller.

01:27:58.000 Careful there, honey.

01:27:59.000 Let me unbuckle you, make sure you're safe. 0.56

01:28:03.000 Yeah, okay.

01:28:04.000 I think I got you the stroller.

01:28:05.000 And we're good.

01:28:06.000 Everyone's safe.

01:28:07.000 Everything.

01:28:07.000 Oh, I got the cuss.

01:28:09.000 Oh, shit.

01:28:13.000 Good thing that kid held on, huh?

01:28:15.000 That's awesome.

01:28:16.000 This is why women are better at that job because they can multitask. 1.00

01:28:21.000 A man would be totally focused on that stroller. 1.00

01:28:24.000 I mean, he probably saved the kid at the end, but we're not good.

01:28:28.000 I'll do the dishes, but I want there to be 60 feet of dishes piled to the ceiling, and I'll put on a censored.tv show, and I'll have a great time.

01:28:38.000 I can't do three dishes and then sweep and then look at a kid's drawing.

01:28:42.000 That's too much little shit.

01:28:44.000 We need a huge job to do.

01:28:46.000 I don't know.

01:28:48.000 I've seen the endless compilations of dads with the...

01:28:50.000 Right, but that's not multitasking.

01:28:53.000 That's true.

01:28:54.000 He's one job.

01:28:56.000 That wasn't even that big of a save, let's be real.

01:28:59.000 Couldn't that girl... 1.00

01:29:00.000 That wasn't a save at all.

01:29:02.000 It wasn't a save.

01:29:02.000 He was just a human pillow.

01:29:10.000 Hey, hey, hey.

01:29:12.000 Oh, that's a lame save.

01:29:13.000 No, it's a lame save.

01:29:14.000 Staff, death-defying ones.

01:29:17.000 I've seen one where he runs down the hill of a park because the kid's on a tricycle and catches up to the tricycle and picks him up and lets the tricycle go nuts.

01:29:25.000 Yeah.

01:29:26.000 So, yeah, I guess the crux of this lackluster hungover show was they're lying to you.

01:29:36.000 It's a lot of broads, a lot of lefties. 0.95

01:29:38.000 They see dead children and they feel the same way we all do, which is horrified.

01:29:42.000 And they just go to take that gun away.

01:29:45.000 It's a bad gun.

01:29:46.000 Me no like.

01:29:49.000 Without looking it up.

01:29:50.000 And the truth is when you look it up, America's got guns.

01:29:55.000 They're not going anywhere.

01:29:57.000 So just drop the whole idea of rounding them all up and having a big bonfire like the none at my church.

01:30:05.000 Two, there are mass shootings in other countries.

01:30:09.000 I think you're only thinking of England and Australia.

01:30:13.000 They've got their own problems over there.

01:30:16.000 And England has a massive Muslim civil war going on that involves child rape, machete gangs. 0.96

01:30:24.000 Believe me, they've got their issues.

01:30:26.000 So I wouldn't, don't you worry about Britain for now.

01:30:29.000 Let's focus on the country we're in.

01:30:31.000 And for the record, we are number 65th on the mass shootings in countries.

01:30:35.000 Check out Finland.

01:30:36.000 Check out Sweden.

01:30:38.000 Number three, when I saw that this guy bought those weapons for himself legally on his birthday in a pro-gun state like Texas, I thought, hmm, maybe this is a pattern here.

01:30:52.000 Instead of taking Samantha B's word for it and just going with my heart and how I feel because I don't want children to get hurt, I looked it up.

01:31:02.000 And of course, we learned many things.

01:31:05.000 One, if you include gangs, right, most gun deaths are in red states, red cities.

01:31:14.000 But we're not going to do that, even though they do that all the time to play with the numbers.

01:31:21.000 And one thing we've learned is, yes, there are some cities that have lax gun laws and there's mass shootings there, but it's not the pattern.

01:31:33.000 Eight out of the ten we chose were the bad guy breaking the rules.

01:31:39.000 Bad guys don't care about gun laws, as Anthony said on Wednesday.

01:31:43.000 The only thing they really care about is getting their numbers up.

01:31:48.000 They're mentally ill megalomaniacs.

01:31:51.000 They want as big an impact as possible, and you get the biggest impact at soft targets.

01:31:57.000 The solution to crime and mass murder is not less guns.

01:32:00.000 It's more guns.

01:32:03.000 Have a great weekend.

01:32:04.000 Great Memorial Day.

01:32:04.000 Oh yeah, we're gone.

01:32:06.000 Monday and Tuesday, I'll do some mailbags that I've pre-recorded, but we'll see you back at Compound on Wednesday.

01:32:13.000 We're going to Lake George tonight.

01:32:15.000 So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:32:25.000 You're having climbed up mountain, barely walked up a hill.

01:32:31.000 But that's good as gold.

01:32:35.000 Cause you never care.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 27, 2022

S4E121 - MORE GUNS - LESS SHOOTINGS

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