Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 30, 2022


S4E122 - MEMORIAL DAY MAIL BAG 1


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

130.46936

Word Count

648

Sentence Count

75

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gorms is at Lake George with his family and Ryan is at a bachelor party in South by Southwest. Gav and Ryan talk about what it's like to work at Gav's, why it's a good thing he's not here, and why he thinks young people aren't fucking.


Transcript

00:00:51.000 The future is yours, fill this part in.
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00:00:57.000 The future is yours, so fill this part in.
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00:01:10.000 Hello, folks.
00:01:11.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:01:13.000 I am not here.
00:01:15.000 I'm at Lake George with my family.
00:01:17.000 Went to the cabin on the lake there.
00:01:19.000 I fucking love Lake George.
00:01:22.000 It's all bikers.
00:01:23.000 It's all MAGA.
00:01:24.000 And my boys finally play together.
00:01:27.000 They're not on screens.
00:01:28.000 They take little pieces of bread and put on a fish hook and catch a million little sunfish, bass.
00:01:33.000 I don't fucking know.
00:01:35.000 And you ride around the boat and you go and you get some BLTs and some burgers.
00:01:41.000 I want to buy a place there.
00:01:43.000 It's fucking paradise.
00:01:45.000 So we're going to be there Monday and Tuesday.
00:01:47.000 But we don't want to deny you GOML.
00:01:49.000 I actually am a little insecure about it.
00:01:52.000 I don't want you to get out of the habit of watching this show because this is how we make a living.
00:01:58.000 And I think the most important thing about a restaurant is to remain open and have reliable hours.
00:02:04.000 So when people have their Monday dinner at Gavstav, they know what's going to be there.
00:02:08.000 As soon as it's closed, they start making other plans.
00:02:12.000 And then GavzTav's no more.
00:02:16.000 That was Marnie Stern.
00:02:18.000 She's almost my age.
00:02:19.000 She's 46, New Yorker, unbelievably talented guitarist, and super funny.
00:02:26.000 She worked for MTV for a while just for fun, doing this show called Weird Vibes, where she'd go around and interview other band members.
00:02:33.000 And it was really hilarious.
00:02:36.000 So her problem is she's big in the indie world with the Zoomers, and she's 46.
00:02:41.000 So you know what she does?
00:02:44.000 She just fucks her fans.
00:02:47.000 Kind of sad.
00:02:48.000 Because she can't find anyone.
00:02:50.000 There's no guys.
00:02:51.000 I can't tell you how many beautiful, single, talented, funny women I know who can't get guys.
00:02:58.000 And I don't know a ton of, I know some millennials, but I don't know any, that many Zoomers.
00:03:04.000 But the few young people I do know, look, turn it up.
00:03:09.000 I bet it'll be funny.
00:03:14.000 We are leaving the pitchfork party and the line is ridonculous.
00:03:18.000 I would never wait on that line.
00:03:19.000 It's too hot.
00:03:20.000 I get a sunburn.
00:03:21.000 My vagina would start to ache.
00:03:23.000 If I was 22 and I came here, I would have drunk every second of every moment.
00:03:30.000 I'd be at every show having sex with every person.
00:03:33.000 It would be awesome.
00:03:35.000 I have a bunch of press at South by Southwest Seta.
00:03:42.000 So your name is...
00:03:43.000 What a bad look that was.
00:03:46.000 And you do what?
00:03:49.000 Have bed bugs or bites or something's going on with my body and it itches.
00:03:54.000 So why am I interviewing you then?
00:03:56.000 I don't know.
00:03:59.000 We're switching to a hotel.
00:04:02.000 It's a dump, but I would have been.
00:04:04.000 The other thing I was going to say is I don't think young people are fucking.
00:04:08.000 You know young people, Ryan.
00:04:09.000 Are they fucking?
00:04:12.000 I think they're fucking.
00:04:13.000 What do you consider young?
00:04:14.000 I mean, like Zoom.
00:04:15.000 Like 25-year-olds.
00:04:17.000 I think they're fucking.
00:04:17.000 I keep seeing them on social media going, haven't had sex in three years.
00:04:20.000 Jeez.
00:04:22.000 The ones I know are fucking, but they're in relationships.
00:04:25.000 Anyway, so this thing is going to be mailbag.
00:04:30.000 Next Monday, Tuesday, we have off.
00:04:32.000 So I'm going to wear police shirts like this cool one.
00:04:35.000 Gang squad.
00:04:36.000 They discontinue the gang squad.
00:04:37.000 So what does it say on my back?
00:04:40.000 It says, We protect and served to be denied and dismissed.
00:04:45.000 Bronx gang squad, number 397.
00:04:49.000 It's a tad small.
00:04:50.000 That's the problem with being so ripped is all my favorite t-shirts are becoming too small.
00:04:55.000 Remember when Lauren Dowdy was here tattooing us?
00:04:58.000 Yeah.