Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E146 - MANIC DEPRESSIVE MONDAYS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:52.000 That was a Zimbabwean rapper talking about what a badass he is, drill rap, whatever the fuck that is.

00:01:00.000 I just thought it was interesting because Zimbabwe was Rhodesia, they declared independence, and it's been downhill ever since.

00:01:10.000 And what do they do for videos?

00:01:11.000 They go to the abandoned white inventions that are laying about the place.

00:01:17.000 I think Mugabe's my favorite African dictator.

00:01:21.000 Then it's Edi Min.

00:01:25.000 Then it would be Indebeinning, In the Ningdining.

00:01:30.000 Yeah.

00:01:31.000 Edi Min was the guy who called himself the king of Scotland and had a kilt on it at all times.

00:01:39.000 But Mugabe's better because he had a Hitler mustache.

00:01:44.000 And for his, I think it was his 90th birthday, maybe 80th birthday, he served up lion, all endangered species, Black Panther, meat, everything.

00:01:54.000 And then he gave the entire country to his secretary because she blew him.

00:02:02.000 You know what's fun about Zimbabwe, though?

00:02:06.000 They're so inept, it actually worked out for them because all of the wildlife was dying and they couldn't handle it.

00:02:16.000 Like you just see an elephant that was like deflated.

00:02:19.000 It looked like an inflatable elephant that had become deflated.

00:02:22.000 And then they said, we can't handle this.

00:02:25.000 It is too complex.

00:02:26.000 We are going to privatize the wildlife.

00:02:30.000 Because Mugabe heard there'd be money in it.

00:02:33.000 So hunters from the West started monitoring poaching and that kind of thing.

00:02:40.000 And oh my God, I'd kill for one of those jackets.

00:02:43.000 I would kill for a Mugabe jacket.

00:02:46.000 Look at that.

00:02:47.000 He made a textile of his own fucking face.

00:02:52.000 He's the greatest.

00:02:53.000 Little hat on of his own face.

00:02:57.000 And it's like $10,000 to hunt a lion.

00:02:59.000 And all of a sudden, poof, wildlife is back.

00:03:02.000 So even a disgusting, decrepit shithole like Zimbabwe can be saved by the free market.

00:03:10.000 I just sent you a funny tweet, Ryan.

00:03:16.000 I was talking to our newest contributor, Donovan Crypt Daddy.

00:03:21.000 He's in my phone as Crypt Daddy because I met him on Halloween and that's what he was calling himself.

00:03:26.000 And I said, this is really cool.

00:03:28.000 Turn it up.

00:03:39.000 She seems to have the same disability that Donovan has.

00:03:43.000 What, liking Lincoln Park?

00:03:50.000 I love Lincoln Park, buddy.

00:03:52.000 You're a weak card.

00:03:54.000 You're like Melissa Everidge, dude.

00:03:56.000 She's okay.

00:03:57.000 You're like Nickelback.

00:03:59.000 Yes.

00:04:00.000 You don't have to tell us you like Lincoln Park.

00:04:03.000 You're not one of these jaded haters.

00:04:06.000 Trucks.

00:04:12.000 So I was saying to Donovan, I go, this is really cool that he went down there with her.

00:04:16.000 And, you know, it was like he was saying to her, never give up.

00:04:21.000 You know, I love that you're fighting the good fight and you can do it.

00:04:24.000 And life is worth living.

00:04:27.000 Yes.

00:04:30.000 Just try to become some of her body.

00:04:33.000 Yes.

00:04:37.000 Oh, fuck.

00:04:38.000 That is too funny.

00:04:39.000 And then he has like a sincere one where he's like, honestly, moments like this are half the fun of going to concerts when you're in a wheelchair.

00:04:44.000 I've gotten to be on stage or hang out with a good handful of bands I love.

00:04:47.000 Some of my favorite memories.

00:04:49.000 Well, I think you're both missing the point here.

00:04:54.000 Maybe.

00:04:55.000 He blew his head off after that.

00:04:57.000 Oh, well, yeah.

00:04:58.000 Well, he needed somebody to sing to him.

00:05:01.000 Yeah, so she's like, I had a really inspiring message from that guy from Lincoln Park.

00:05:08.000 He told me to keep on trying, and life was worth living.

00:05:11.000 And he's rich and successful.

00:05:14.000 And he loves life.

00:05:17.000 Oh, fuck.

00:05:19.000 I guess it's not worth living.

00:05:20.000 I think he, did he shoot himself or hang himself?

00:05:23.000 Who cares?

00:05:24.000 I do.

00:05:27.000 And then he goes, it's just that, I go, why aren't you laughing?

00:05:32.000 This is the funniest thing I've ever sent you.

00:05:35.000 And he's just like, it's just that my friend who was a super big Lincoln Park fan committed suicide recently.

00:05:40.000 And I've just been in a weird place about it because we got into a really bad argument the night he killed himself because whenever we would hang out and listen to music, he would only ever play Lincoln Park.

00:05:49.000 And I was getting so sick of it that I told him to just go home.

00:05:52.000 And the next morning I got the call about what happened.

00:05:54.000 He shot himself in the head.

00:05:56.000 Whoa.

00:05:57.000 His mom found them.

00:05:58.000 His brother had a mental breakdown.

00:06:01.000 He's been in the mental hospital ever since it happened.

00:06:03.000 Their mom became a severe alcoholic.

00:06:05.000 It was a big mess.

00:06:06.000 And I guess they look back on that argument and think to myself, in the end, it didn't even matter.

00:06:13.000 No.

00:06:16.000 He was fucking with you.

00:06:17.000 So his show's great.

00:06:19.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:19.000 Dude, I laughed out loud in the first like two minutes.

00:06:22.000 One of the hardest laughs I've had this week.

00:06:24.000 I showed my kids, which is rare because I don't like the nine-year-old seeing all the swearing.

00:06:30.000 I went to the Mets game with the boys.

00:06:33.000 My oldest boy had his birthday recently, and we went to see the Mets get killed by the Padres on Saturday.

00:06:38.000 Though, last night, it was just bombs.

00:06:41.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:06:44.000 Shooting them out of the park.

00:06:45.000 It was great to see.

00:06:46.000 And it's right before I right after I said, problem with this team is no offense.

00:06:51.000 We need to be hitting bombs.

00:06:52.000 And the next thing you know, they were just shooting into the fucking stands.

00:06:56.000 I didn't see that game live.

00:06:58.000 I saw the shitty Saturday game.

00:07:01.000 And that wasn't fun.

00:07:04.000 But I didn't really see the game because I left after the first inning to go to Tat's funeral.

00:07:10.000 I didn't mention this on the show because I didn't want Antifa fucking with the funeral, which they've done many times.

00:07:18.000 Caused funeral homes to cancel funerals because the guy was considered a Nazi.

00:07:27.000 So I'll send you a picture of this guy.

00:07:30.000 He had his Fred Perry in the coffin with him.

00:07:35.000 Great kid.

00:07:36.000 Great guy.

00:07:38.000 But he got destroyed by a car.

00:07:41.000 Just absolutely fucking nailed.

00:07:43.000 Like the hardest you could imagine being hit by a car.

00:07:46.000 His entrails were all fucked up.

00:07:49.000 Did he make it to the hospital?

00:07:51.000 I don't ask questions like that usually, but.

00:07:53.000 Well, I talked to his girlfriend, I guess ex-girlfriend.

00:07:57.000 A lot of death in this fun Monday show.

00:07:58.000 Ex-fiancé.

00:07:59.000 Ex-fiancé.

00:08:01.000 And she said, yeah, he came back a couple times.

00:08:04.000 What?

00:08:05.000 But a fighter to the end, but it was just like he was absolutely destroyed.

00:08:10.000 The car sent him flying 30 feet through the air.

00:08:15.000 I'm like, did they investigate this woman?

00:08:18.000 Was she drunk?

00:08:19.000 They go, well, they did a test just asking her some questions.

00:08:22.000 She didn't seem drunk.

00:08:23.000 She must have been tearing down the...

00:08:25.000 This wasn't on the freeway.

00:08:26.000 Right.

00:08:28.000 And they go, well, they didn't know he was dead.

00:08:30.000 So they thought, oh, well, it's just an accident.

00:08:33.000 He'll be fine.

00:08:35.000 This is what modern police work has become.

00:08:38.000 Totally ineffectual.

00:08:39.000 I took a picture of that picture board.

00:08:43.000 Oh, you did?

00:08:44.000 You want me to show it?

00:08:45.000 Yeah.

00:08:46.000 I don't think there's...

00:08:47.000 I'm looking over it.

00:08:47.000 I don't think there's anything.

00:08:49.000 Well, what are they going to do?

00:08:50.000 Cancel his family after he dies, even though his dad was pretty normal and his sister's a vegan liberal?

00:08:59.000 She's not a fan of the club or me.

00:09:01.000 Yeah, his dad was really proud of.

00:09:03.000 You know, I didn't even know he played guitar, but we bonded on sneakers.

00:09:06.000 He was a big sneakerhead.

00:09:08.000 And I looked through the text and he would just send me all these sneakers.

00:09:10.000 He would customize and stuff.

00:09:12.000 And his dad was proud of the sneakers, too.

00:09:14.000 His dad was like, when I brought up the sneakers thing, there was like sneakers on a little pedestal that he made like right there.

00:09:21.000 And he was still in a kind of good mood holding it together.

00:09:24.000 And he was like, he was like, yay, you make me the sneakers.

00:09:27.000 And he'd say, dad, dad, wear them, wear them.

00:09:28.000 And I said, I can't, I can't.

00:09:29.000 And I thought it was because, and he like would smile and then thought it was because they like, they were purple and green.

00:09:34.000 He's like, I'm not wearing that.

00:09:35.000 But what he said was, he's like, it's a piece of art.

00:09:38.000 So I'm not going to wear art.

00:09:40.000 All right, because he would customize them.

00:09:41.000 Yeah, make them himself.

00:09:43.000 My wife tells me this isn't a big deal, but I was cringing after because I shook his hand.

00:09:48.000 I did the bowing thing.

00:09:50.000 Not like Obama, but I went lower.

00:09:52.000 And then I touched him.

00:09:54.000 I touched his back.

00:09:55.000 I went, I'm really sorry for your loss.

00:09:57.000 And I felt like you don't fucking touch a man who's mourning his son.

00:10:02.000 No?

00:10:04.000 It seems so patronizing.

00:10:06.000 I might as well have just gone like, I'm sorry for your loss, little man.

00:10:09.000 That would have been bad.

00:10:09.000 Yeah, that would have been bad.

00:10:10.000 I feel like a shoulder touch would be.

00:10:12.000 It was right here.

00:10:14.000 Like there.

00:10:15.000 I don't know.

00:10:16.000 I think a human touch is good.

00:10:17.000 They actually say like a human touch is good.

00:10:18.000 Well, I felt like when he shook my hand, he was sort of giving me a like, all right, okay.

00:10:22.000 He loved you, though.

00:10:23.000 Yeah.

00:10:24.000 Fucking racist.

00:10:25.000 Well, yeah.

00:10:26.000 Japanese people are a little, they stick to their own.

00:10:29.000 Besides my name.

00:10:30.000 Well, Tat sure didn't.

00:10:31.000 All his exes were there.

00:10:32.000 Nothing but hot blonde chicks.

00:10:34.000 Good for him, man.

00:10:35.000 Yeah, no, I related to him a lot.

00:10:36.000 I'm like, yeah, I looked at his poster board.

00:10:38.000 He's got guitars.

00:10:39.000 He was in ROTC and stuff like that.

00:10:41.000 And, yeah, white chicks.

00:10:43.000 Yeah.

00:10:44.000 What did you do when you kneeled down?

00:10:45.000 Did you say anything?

00:10:46.000 Is this like a wish?

00:10:47.000 You're not allowed to say it out loud?

00:10:49.000 I just prayed.

00:10:50.000 You know, just said a couple of things to him.

00:10:52.000 I didn't look at him.

00:10:53.000 You know, I kind of got a couple of glimpses of him, but I don't really like to look.

00:10:56.000 I had a bad experience with like a wake that body.

00:11:01.000 No, that would have been a good experience.

00:11:03.000 That's badass.

00:11:04.000 I'd be like, he's back.

00:11:05.000 Just kidding.

00:11:09.000 No, but it's just, they don't look the same, you know, so it's, I like to, like, have the last memory of them be kind of like a.

00:11:14.000 He looked fucking weird.

00:11:16.000 I went there, I cried a little bit, and I said, I hope you're in a better space.

00:11:19.000 And then I got mad at myself going, of course he's in a better, a good place.

00:11:22.000 He didn't go to hell.

00:11:23.000 Right.

00:11:25.000 But I wish I had said, dude, you look like shit.

00:11:28.000 Honestly, you would have appreciated things like that.

00:11:30.000 I heard something very funny.

00:11:31.000 The boys went to the Hibachi place.

00:11:33.000 And did you hear this story?

00:11:35.000 No.

00:11:35.000 Oh, one of the guys said they went to one of his dad's Hibachi joints, right?

00:11:40.000 So they know him.

00:11:41.000 And he was like, yeah, we're about to go to Tats' funeral.

00:11:44.000 And then the Hibachi guy who's about to cut up onions and make a little volcano was like, boo, started sobbing.

00:11:50.000 And the whole time he was like, do you want to catch shrimp in your mouth?

00:11:53.000 And he was crying the whole time.

00:11:55.000 It was so fucking crazy.

00:11:56.000 Yeah, Tats worked there.

00:11:58.000 His dad owned the first sushi restaurant in the world.

00:12:00.000 That's amazing.

00:12:01.000 Yeah, I honestly held it together for a while until I saw, oh, there was like a board of pictures in the front to the left of him.

00:12:12.000 And it had in like cute letters, I love you, Dad.

00:12:17.000 Oh.

00:12:17.000 It's tough.

00:12:18.000 That destroyed me.

00:12:19.000 He looked a little like TT Jerry.

00:12:21.000 Do you know who that is?

00:12:22.000 I don't.

00:12:24.000 That's Christopher DeSanto.

00:12:26.000 What the fuck's his name?

00:12:27.000 That Italian comedian?

00:12:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:30.000 The reason that guy is not the most famous comedian in the world is because of anti-white male racism.

00:12:36.000 This guy cannot get a gig.

00:12:38.000 Chaos, guess what, baby button butt?

00:12:41.000 TT Jerry is here.

00:12:43.000 TT Jerry is my guest.

00:12:45.000 I am.

00:12:45.000 Hi, guys.

00:12:46.000 I finally made it.

00:12:48.000 Look at TT to be here.

00:12:50.000 Hi, Chris.

00:12:51.000 Hi, boy.

00:12:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:12:53.000 I didn't really look at him.

00:12:54.000 No, like he had foundation on, and part of his face seemed to be sort of melting.

00:12:59.000 I touched him, too.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, I saw one of the guys up there touch him.

00:13:03.000 He was cold.

00:13:05.000 Yeah, of course.

00:13:06.000 I guess it's just a pile of meat, you know?

00:13:07.000 Well, the odd thing for me is this is the first time in a wake, and I've been awakes from family and close friends and stuff like that, but that I felt like a presence, you know, which is kind of the first time.

00:13:17.000 Like, when I kneeled in front of him, it didn't just feel like an inanimate object, which is usually what it feels like.

00:13:22.000 But this time, I felt like there was a person there.

00:13:24.000 So I don't know what that's.

00:13:25.000 I think it's, I get the ritual.

00:13:26.000 I used to be freaked out by it, but I get it.

00:13:29.000 You have to tell your subconscious that this guy's definitely gone.

00:13:33.000 His kids were there running around, which was strange.

00:13:35.000 Yeah, I was, yep.

00:13:37.000 Did you go anywhere after?

00:13:39.000 I stayed there and I talked to some people that we knew, you know, some of the guys.

00:13:45.000 And then we, it was good because I was learning stuff about him.

00:13:48.000 And then somebody showed me texts that they were texting back and forth, like laughing.

00:13:52.000 And the mood was...

00:13:53.000 The thing about a happy person dying is I think that happiness still kind of like has an aura around there.

00:14:00.000 So everybody was having a good time just remembering him and laughing and stuff like that.

00:14:03.000 But it's creepy when they show you texts that were just from the other day and then they just stop.

00:14:08.000 So that was pretty...

00:14:09.000 Then he had a good friend from the Navy.

00:14:11.000 This is crazy.

00:14:13.000 This Korean guy from the Navy.

00:14:15.000 Close friends.

00:14:17.000 And he kind of looked like a square.

00:14:18.000 He was like, yeah, you know, I was in the Navy and Tats was the guy, you know, I would always talk to, blah, blah.

00:14:22.000 And I was like, I get the feeling that you were kind of the square guy and Tats would call you up and be like, let's get into some trouble.

00:14:27.000 And then we're outside with Paul, some of the other guys.

00:14:31.000 And he starts getting to a story about the black guys in Times Square that sell you CDs.

00:14:37.000 And he starts gearing up to a moment where he says, effing, and he screams it out loud, like outside of the parking lot.

00:14:48.000 You're a Korean guy.

00:14:49.000 Yes.

00:14:50.000 And then one of the proud boys is like, and you said he was the good guy.

00:14:54.000 You said he was the good one at the group.

00:14:56.000 Dude, I was like, you can't ever do that, ever.

00:15:00.000 Like, maybe in your head, but so I friended him on Instagram and, you know, just to get some videos from Tatz playing guitar or something like that.

00:15:08.000 But yeah, he's an interesting guy.

00:15:10.000 That was wild.

00:15:11.000 That story sucks.

00:15:12.000 And then I left.

00:15:12.000 I thought you were going to cry.

00:15:13.000 Dude, if you were there, if you were there and the guy's yelling, first of all, this is him gearing up.

00:15:19.000 He's yelling effing monkeys, fucking blah, blah, blah.

00:15:22.000 And then he screams the N-word.

00:15:25.000 And there's people that might be offended.

00:15:27.000 So he was an Asian nigga.

00:15:28.000 And he's mad at the black niggas.

00:15:30.000 Yeah.

00:15:30.000 And then, were there any white niggas around?

00:15:33.000 There was white niggas, but there were black niggas around there too.

00:15:37.000 Is Oprah an N-word?

00:15:40.000 No.

00:15:41.000 Okay, go to 4-2.

00:15:43.000 Because you're right.

00:15:44.000 She's not.

00:15:46.000 There's different types, apparently.

00:15:48.000 I know Mike Tyson is.

00:15:49.000 He self-proclaims it.

00:15:51.000 There's a great clip I just saw.

00:15:52.000 Well, there's that Project Veritas politician who is sometimes and is an other type.

00:15:56.000 She can turn it on and turn it off.

00:15:57.000 That's weird.

00:15:58.000 I didn't know that.

00:16:01.000 Oh, my God.

00:16:02.000 This swirling dervish has really got to stop.

00:16:06.000 About white niggers and black niggers.

00:16:07.000 Where is she?

00:16:08.000 Stand up and say that.

00:16:08.000 Stop.

00:16:09.000 You got to hear the very, very niggas.

00:16:10.000 You're going to be me?

00:16:11.000 While I burst into flames?

00:16:13.000 About white niggers and black niggers.

00:16:15.000 Where is she?

00:16:15.000 Stand up and say that if you don't mind, please.

00:16:17.000 Yes.

00:16:18.000 Very quickly, what I was saying, and I try to teach this to my children.

00:16:21.000 We live in a Christian community, and looking around this room, the majority of these people seem like Christians, and they seem like God-fearing people.

00:16:28.000 I want to say, if you're going to say, nigger, which is a terrible word to me, you have to open it to both races because black people and white people are the same inside.

00:16:36.000 Nigger, if you want to explain it like that, there are some of those here today.

00:16:40.000 Other than Oprah.

00:16:45.000 That might be a drunk.

00:16:48.000 That might be a drop, yes.

00:16:49.000 That might be a drop.

00:16:49.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:16:51.000 Did you ever see this?

00:16:52.000 This is good.

00:16:52.000 I mean, watch the full thing on your own time, but pretty much Keenan Thompson from SNL is like, man, we don't got to use the word nigga, man.

00:16:59.000 That really hurts people.

00:17:00.000 And Mike Tyson's like, yeah, I don't know what the fuck you are, but I'm a fucking nigga.

00:17:04.000 I'm trying to.

00:17:04.000 Then don't talk about it.

00:17:05.000 That's what it is.

00:17:07.000 If I'm not a nigga, I'm nothing.

00:17:09.000 So don't tell me I'm not.

00:17:10.000 Why would you tell me?

00:17:11.000 Because it is.

00:17:12.000 It's that way.

00:17:13.000 It's that way.

00:17:14.000 It is.

00:17:15.000 I don't know why, but it's that way.

00:17:16.000 There's nothing you can do.

00:17:17.000 You educate me.

00:17:19.000 That's the way I'm programmed.

00:17:20.000 I feel like it's like it's a world.

00:17:22.000 So this guy goes on, this nerdy black guy goes on to be like, I was in California hanging out with two white girls, and they got too comfortable.

00:17:29.000 One of them used the word, and I had to G-check her.

00:17:32.000 And Mike Tyson's like, I don't think you have to G-check her.

00:17:34.000 Why could you say it?

00:17:35.000 And she can't.

00:17:36.000 That's called, what is that called?

00:17:37.000 A hypocrite.

00:17:37.000 You're a hypocrite.

00:17:39.000 I was like, notice there's always an air of tension whenever Mike is on one of these shows?

00:17:43.000 Yes.

00:17:43.000 Because he starts getting ornery.

00:17:45.000 An air of tension?

00:17:46.000 And you can see everyone going, well, or not.

00:17:50.000 Sometimes you don't think that way.

00:17:51.000 Sometimes you do.

00:17:52.000 Maybe raping babies is cool.

00:17:53.000 Whatever you say.

00:17:54.000 Maybe the baby was wearing a sexy outfit.

00:17:56.000 Yeah.

00:17:58.000 Baby lingerie.

00:17:59.000 I think they have an air of not tension sometimes.

00:18:02.000 By the way, wearing your fucking sunglasses indoors at a podcast.

00:18:08.000 Egregious.

00:18:09.000 So embarrassing, dude.

00:18:12.000 Are you cool?

00:18:13.000 Like, that's what an eight-year-old would do to be cool.

00:18:16.000 Maybe younger.

00:18:17.000 Maybe six, five.

00:18:19.000 Anyway, so.

00:18:20.000 Do you have glaucoma?

00:18:21.000 So I come back from the funeral at the ninth inning.

00:18:25.000 I saw the first and the last inning.

00:18:26.000 We had an extra ticket, so I could go back in.

00:18:30.000 God, my two boys, it's breaking my heart.

00:18:34.000 My eldest boy is like, he's a 14-year-old baseball rock star, best on the team kind of guy, saves the game.

00:18:41.000 And then my nine-year-old is just getting the bug.

00:18:44.000 Like when I look over his shoulder, I see he's looking at baseball videos.

00:18:48.000 He plays every weekend.

00:18:49.000 He watches on YouTube.

00:18:50.000 And when we would go to games, he would ask for an iPad or my wife's phone because he was bored.

00:18:55.000 And this time, no phone, watching the game, clapping every time there's a good play.

00:19:01.000 And my eldest boy ignores him.

00:19:05.000 I mean, they play.

00:19:06.000 I set up a batting cage in the backyard.

00:19:07.000 They'll play there sometimes.

00:19:09.000 But God, it's so heart-wrenching.

00:19:11.000 He gets up at the game to go see his friends and hang out with them.

00:19:16.000 And I could tell the little boy was dying to go with him.

00:19:21.000 And if my eldest boy had said, hey, why don't you come with us just for a little bit?

00:19:25.000 It would have been like hanging out with Motley Crew backstage.

00:19:28.000 But he's just like, later.

00:19:30.000 He's just started puberty, so everything's gay and boring.

00:19:34.000 What?

00:19:34.000 Loser?

00:19:36.000 Ugh.

00:19:38.000 And you can't.

00:19:38.000 What are you going to do?

00:19:39.000 Go with him.

00:19:40.000 Now you're making the kid a pariah.

00:19:43.000 He's a ball and chain.

00:19:45.000 And then the kid is like, I don't want to be that, so don't set that up.

00:19:54.000 I wouldn't even know what to do in this.

00:19:56.000 What if you told him, you just like told the older boy, be like, just without even on any obligation or expecting feedback, just be like, you know, Johnny's having a tough time.

00:20:06.000 Well, I woke him up this morning because the other problem is at dinner, I see he's crying.

00:20:13.000 And it's because the elder boy said, you suck at pitching because they were pitching in the batting cage.

00:20:18.000 And I'm like, that's not cool.

00:20:20.000 You what?

00:20:22.000 And now my wife's like, can we just have a nice dinner, please?

00:20:26.000 So now I either do the right thing and discipline him and ruin the dinner or let it slide and he gets away with treating his brother like shit.

00:20:35.000 So I find a happy medium where I fucking make it known and then let everyone settle down.

00:20:42.000 And then later, actually this morning, I wake him up.

00:20:44.000 I go, I'm still pissed off about yesterday.

00:20:47.000 Yeah.

00:20:49.000 But it's strange.

00:20:50.000 We're talking about the roles men and women have.

00:20:52.000 To get the eldest boy to pay more attention to the young boy, it's actually the mother's job.

00:20:58.000 Oh.

00:20:59.000 Because if a man does it, it's a chore and you've made things worse.

00:21:04.000 If the woman's like, it would be sweet if you would play with your little boy, your baby bro, then it's more benevolent and there's less tension and stigma around it.

00:21:16.000 But man, having a son going through adolescence, it ain't pleasant.

00:21:23.000 It's like we walk by each other in the hallway like this, like, what you gonna do?

00:21:29.000 What you gonna do?

00:21:32.000 I have to be ready to throw down at all times in my own home.

00:21:35.000 Wow.

00:21:39.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:21:52.000 So the globalists were pushing, you will eat bugs and you will be happy.

00:21:56.000 You will live in a pod and you will be happy.

00:21:58.000 You will own nothing.

00:21:59.000 You will rent everything and you will be happy.

00:22:01.000 And we thought, what the fuck?

00:22:03.000 I understand globalists say crazy shit like that because they never met any of us.

00:22:07.000 And the elites see themselves as these sort of alien beings amongst the disgusting human garbage below them.

00:22:14.000 But the thing that bugs me is that journalists are so eager to do this globalist bidding.

00:22:21.000 So they write these articles.

00:22:22.000 I tried bugs and they rocked.

00:22:25.000 And then the globalists decide, I'm going to ramp it up to cannibalism.

00:22:32.000 You'll eat your neighbor and you'll be happy.

00:22:35.000 And then the journalists go, yes, can't wait to promote that insanity.

00:22:40.000 Look at these individual articles.

00:22:44.000 That's the part that really confuses me.

00:22:46.000 I don't know what sapiens is.

00:22:48.000 Eating people is wrong, but it's also widespread and sacred.

00:22:52.000 Huh.

00:22:53.000 You don't say.

00:22:55.000 What would you rather do, Ryan?

00:22:57.000 Suck a dick or eat a pinky?

00:23:00.000 Eat a dinky or eat a pinky?

00:23:02.000 Suck a pinky, eat a dinky.

00:23:04.000 I can't do both, right?

00:23:06.000 Don't be a chick.

00:23:07.000 I can't.

00:23:08.000 I don't want to do neither of them.

00:23:09.000 Understand.

00:23:10.000 But neither of them.

00:23:11.000 Can I do both?

00:23:15.000 Yeah, suck a dinky.

00:23:16.000 I mean, I don't.

00:23:16.000 I want to suck a dick.

00:23:18.000 Suck a dick.

00:23:19.000 You just feel gross forever.

00:23:20.000 Eat a pinky, you're going to hell.

00:23:22.000 I have fag friends.

00:23:22.000 I don't have any cannibal friends that I know of.

00:23:25.000 Well, apparently they're everywhere.

00:23:27.000 It's also, look at this next one.

00:23:28.000 It's too sacred.

00:23:29.000 They keep it to themselves, so you never know.

00:23:31.000 It happens at churches we don't know about.

00:23:32.000 Like, look at NPR.

00:23:34.000 Who is this fucking cannibalism?

00:23:37.000 It's perfectly natural.

00:23:38.000 It's a Chinese scientific history argues.

00:23:41.000 And look at the picture they use.

00:23:43.000 Some poor bastards who were dying of starvation had to eat each other.

00:23:46.000 Yeah, it looks great.

00:23:48.000 Looks like a good situation.

00:23:49.000 Chinese people don't really turn down things as food options.

00:23:52.000 So Angus Chen.

00:23:55.000 I know that guy eating live maggots or whatever they were?

00:23:58.000 Boll weevils?

00:23:59.000 No, they were grubs.

00:24:03.000 Swedish scientist advocates eating humans to combat climate change.

00:24:07.000 I love the graphics they use for these fucking things.

00:24:10.000 Wait, this is...

00:24:11.000 This is the one that really...

00:24:13.000 Like, go back, go back.

00:24:16.000 This is the one that really freaked me out.

00:24:18.000 Like, key takeaways.

00:24:20.000 I thought that was the name.

00:24:21.000 Hi, I'm Key Takeaways.

00:24:23.000 Whoever the fuck that is.

00:24:25.000 And then the graphics guys there and the producers are going, this will be a good segment.

00:24:30.000 A behavioral scientist from Freedom thinks cannibalism of corpuses will become necessary due to the effects of climate change.

00:24:37.000 Sounds good.

00:24:38.000 Future of Food Conference.

00:24:41.000 This was the original...

00:24:44.000 This is the, this wasn't the first, but it's the most paramount, sacred, historical, Hall of Fame example of satire was Jonathan Swift, a modest proposal.

00:24:58.000 I forget when it was, 1720s or something.

00:25:00.000 And he said, look, we've got two problems.

00:25:02.000 The Irish are starving and the Irish breed too much.

00:25:07.000 Kill two birds with one stone, 1729.

00:25:10.000 Let's have them eat their babies.

00:25:13.000 Sound good?

00:25:14.000 He was mocking elitism and the way we see the poor Irish Catholics in Britain.

00:25:21.000 Yeah.

00:25:23.000 Let them eat them.

00:25:24.000 250 years later, here we are in your satire, Mr. Swift.

00:25:30.000 Who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?

00:25:32.000 Cannibalism has a time and a place.

00:25:35.000 It does.

00:25:35.000 Some recent books, films, and shows suggest that the time is now.

00:25:39.000 Can you stomach it?

00:25:40.000 Oh, so now it's like I'm a pussy if I don't eat my neighbor?

00:25:43.000 I will eat your ass.

00:25:45.000 How cannibalism became taboo?

00:25:49.000 What?

00:25:50.000 Yeah, where's the stigma from?

00:25:53.000 It's just eating a dead body.

00:25:55.000 The body's already gone.

00:25:56.000 We should have eaten tats at the wake.

00:25:58.000 Should have had a nibble.

00:26:02.000 It's surprisingly common, says Simon Warall.

00:26:06.000 Go back to the other one, though.

00:26:09.000 For most of us, it's unthinkable.

00:26:11.000 Human is never what's for dinner.

00:26:13.000 And all these fuddy duddies with their conservative values.

00:26:17.000 Sorry to burst any bubbles, but in this episode, we discover not only is cannibalism widespread throughout the rural world, natural world, it's also much more common among our own kind than we like to think.

00:26:29.000 Spiders and sharks do it.

00:26:31.000 So do both ancient and modern humans.

00:26:34.000 So why?

00:26:36.000 So why it sometimes makes sense to snack on your own species?

00:26:39.000 And what are the downsides?

00:26:42.000 What are the downsides?

00:26:44.000 Is this a way to usher in the cricket eating?

00:26:46.000 I'm thinking it's like, if I'm like, I'm going to poke your eye out, but first I'm going to kick you in the balls.

00:26:50.000 You're like, all right, the kick in the balls, I'm not really worried about.

00:26:53.000 So that's the best case scenario is that they're bluffing.

00:26:58.000 And then here's some more doom and gloom for you to freak out.

00:27:03.000 Justin Trudeau, our old pal Justin, has jumped on the steal farmer's land, give it to immigrants, and starve everyone to death.

00:27:12.000 Trudeau's meeting with provincial agricultural ministers wrapped up yesterday.

00:27:15.000 He is moving forward with a 30% fertilizer reduction because you know that cow shit is destroying the environment and no one else is.

00:27:24.000 So we have to get rid of cows.

00:27:26.000 What are cows doing there anyway?

00:27:27.000 Why do we have farms?

00:27:29.000 Get rid of them.

00:27:30.000 They're bad for the environment.

00:27:31.000 There's no reason for farmers to exist.

00:27:35.000 They are just a constant attack on the environment.

00:27:39.000 I actually do feel that way about rats.

00:27:42.000 Let's get rid of rats.

00:27:44.000 Or in Costa Rica, pit vipers.

00:27:46.000 They're an integral part of the ecosystem.

00:27:49.000 No, they're not.

00:27:50.000 No.

00:27:51.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:27:52.000 Farms will fail.

00:27:53.000 Land will be purchased by billionaires, the government, and people will starve.

00:27:56.000 Farmers are rising up today.

00:27:59.000 This is the government declaring war on its own people.

00:28:03.000 And we've seen this in three different instances now.

00:28:06.000 We saw in the Netherlands, they said, we're going to take away all your land and give it to refugees.

00:28:12.000 Farmers are hanging themselves, right?

00:28:15.000 Now it's in Canada.

00:28:16.000 We're going to take all your land.

00:28:18.000 I assume it's for refugees.

00:28:20.000 And then in America.

00:28:22.000 Shit would never happen in the States.

00:28:24.000 Never.

00:28:25.000 In America, we have a strange thing.

00:28:27.000 It's not related to that per se, but it's these feds getting involved with mentally ill radicals and saying, I don't know, guys, I think we should probably kidnap Governor Whitmer.

00:28:39.000 Witchin, what's her fucking name?

00:28:41.000 Whitmer?

00:28:41.000 Whitmer.

00:28:42.000 Let's kidnap Governor Whitmer.

00:28:44.000 Really?

00:28:45.000 It seems like it's super fucking heavy, like you'd go to jail for a long time.

00:28:49.000 Yeah, maybe if you get caught, but it could wake people up.

00:28:53.000 Yeah, I want to do it.

00:28:54.000 I want to do it.

00:28:56.000 Or we don't know what the Fed involvement with January 6th is.

00:29:00.000 We keep discovering these major catastrophes are linked to some sort of Fed honeypot.

00:29:06.000 Now, that, to me, is the exact same thing.

00:29:08.000 It's the government declaring war on the people.

00:29:11.000 It's the government being terrorists.

00:29:13.000 If you do a violent act with the intention of some sort of political ramification, some sort of political event, if you bomb a building because it's the IRS building, you're a terrorist.

00:29:29.000 You're committing violence.

00:29:31.000 If you punch a cop because you think the cops are racist, that's very different than punching me.

00:29:37.000 One is a terrorist act.

00:29:38.000 The other is an act of...

00:29:40.000 The other I get.

00:29:43.000 I understand.

00:29:44.000 I'm not saying you should punch me, but I understand.

00:29:48.000 Oh, this was fucking hilarious.

00:29:50.000 Self-proclaimed Nazis have showed up outside the Tampa Convention Center to protest Jewish power.

00:29:55.000 Always wearing brand new clothes, always with brand new flags.

00:30:00.000 I think I've got something here, Ryan, where the dude...

00:30:07.000 Oh, shit, it's in my other notes.

00:30:09.000 Taylor guy.

00:30:11.000 Taylor Hanson.

00:30:12.000 Taylor Hansen.

00:30:13.000 Interviewed all them.

00:30:15.000 And their stories didn't match up.

00:30:18.000 See if you can dig that up.

00:30:20.000 One of them was like, I killed almonds because of killed my mom and my sister.

00:30:31.000 What are their names?

00:30:32.000 Let's look it up.

00:30:33.000 When did that happen?

00:30:37.000 So yeah, that's it.

00:30:41.000 No.

00:30:42.000 Oh, it's a pick.

00:30:45.000 But that's the event.

00:30:46.000 Is this Taylor's feed?

00:30:48.000 He's been a busy boy since that happened.

00:30:51.000 Okay, that was the SAS thing.

00:30:54.000 That's not it.

00:30:56.000 No.

00:30:58.000 No.

00:30:59.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:31:05.000 Their stories have contradicted each other over and over and over again.

00:31:10.000 They don't even believe in what they're doing right now.

00:31:12.000 These aren't real Nazis.

00:31:13.000 Yeah, you might have a few real Nazis employed by the FBI here, but that's literally what's going on.

00:31:18.000 We've seen this in Canada.

00:31:20.000 We've seen this all around the country.

00:31:22.000 We saw this on January 6th.

00:31:23.000 This is a common reoccurrence.

00:31:25.000 These people show up, give bad optics.

00:31:28.000 I mean, they're at a damn high school event right now.

00:31:30.000 I asked them why they're here at a high school event, why they chose this.

00:31:34.000 And if they're organized, they say, no, we're not organized.

00:31:36.000 We just all showed up.

00:31:38.000 So they just all showed up individually and decided that they're all going to be Nazis and wave Nazis flags.

00:31:42.000 What are the fucking odds of just random Nazis with the exact same kind of Nazi gear?

00:31:48.000 Like, stop.

00:31:48.000 There's all kinds of different white power dudes, right?

00:31:51.000 There's the guys with all the weird Viking symbols, and there's the workers' family, whatever guys, and there's the dude Patriot Front and all that.

00:31:59.000 There's lots of different ones.

00:32:00.000 Sometimes you see the freaks who're focused on World War II and German Nazis, but they're like, even within that tiny, tiny, tiny group, they are a tiny, tiny group.

00:32:12.000 They're 1% of the 1%.

00:32:14.000 Yet here's 100% of them rolling up to the high school.

00:32:18.000 Hey, what's your name?

00:32:30.000 But yet they're all here doing the exact same thing.

00:32:34.000 You know, one man said that his parents were murdered by a black man, and that's why he's up here.

00:32:39.000 He's allegedly 18 years old, and his story just keeps contradicting itself.

00:32:44.000 These people are lying, these people are here for bad optics to get.

00:32:48.000 So, say there's a fight.

00:32:49.000 Say one of these Nazis gets in a fight with someone or smashes a window.

00:32:53.000 Isn't that the government committing a terrorist act in order to get other people persecuted and prosecuted?

00:33:03.000 That's a new one.

00:33:04.000 Well, it's not new to the rest of the world.

00:33:06.000 We see this all over the place in fascist dictatorships in communist countries like China, Venezuela.

00:33:13.000 You see that all the time.

00:33:15.000 It sounds like the chickens have come home to roost.

00:33:17.000 And we have...

00:33:20.000 That's fascism.

00:33:22.000 The government is terrorizing its people.

00:33:24.000 That's fascism.

00:33:29.000 So yeah.

00:33:30.000 Spooky stuff, kids.

00:33:32.000 Anyway, let's lighten things up with some more on kids.

00:33:38.000 This is the fucking Manic Mondays episode.

00:33:41.000 Hello, fam!

00:33:42.000 I had a text page up right.

00:33:44.000 Who wants to pamp my bag?

00:33:46.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:33:51.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.

00:33:57.000 Fun your feet, soldier!

00:34:04.000 So, speaking of Taylor Hansen, did you notice, by the way, when I said, ech, I don't like his beard that long?

00:34:09.000 He cut it.

00:34:10.000 It was shaved to this the next day?

00:34:12.000 Yeah.

00:34:12.000 And he looks great.

00:34:14.000 So I'm doing the Lord's work out here.

00:34:18.000 Yeah, some guy keeps approaching.

00:34:20.000 I've had two different people approach me about these catching pedos shows.

00:34:26.000 And I was like, you're doing the Lord's work.

00:34:30.000 But taking that on, a catching pedos show, you better have the greatest lawyers, the greatest researchers, the greatest everything in the world.

00:34:41.000 Because catching pedos is fucking great.

00:34:44.000 Good work.

00:34:44.000 Destroy them all.

00:34:46.000 Getting it wrong and calling someone a pedo who isn't and publicly humiliating them and destroying their lives, you want to destroy pedos' lives.

00:34:56.000 You don't want to destroy innocent people's lives.

00:34:58.000 So I don't have the legal team and the research team available to do that.

00:35:03.000 That's a big, big risk.

00:35:08.000 But speaking of pedophilia, the normalization of it, I don't like this trend of, first of all, people bringing their kids to protest.

00:35:19.000 But secondly, kids holding sexual signs.

00:35:23.000 Remember, you're not going to grab my pussy at the woman's march, which was like.

00:35:28.000 And then there was the girl who's going our body, our choice.

00:35:32.000 And she's like four, and she's screaming it on a bullhorn next to her dad who's like, good girl.

00:35:37.000 She hates abortion.

00:35:40.000 Like, stop adulting kids.

00:35:42.000 I heard this.

00:35:42.000 Chris Plant was talking today about a pretty old story, actually.

00:35:46.000 Some congresswoman, I think it was from 21, 2021, where she said, I was talking to my nine-year-old daughter, and I said, what do you think about climate change?

00:35:56.000 And she said, the world is on fire, and we're all going to die.

00:36:03.000 And how does that make you feel?

00:36:05.000 And she's like, it makes me scared, mom.

00:36:08.000 Yeah, you scared the shit out of your daughter with bullshit.

00:36:11.000 I'll find you articles from 1989 that said we have 10 years left on this planet.

00:36:16.000 The Earth is on fire?

00:36:19.000 Yeah, we're in a heat wave here in the Northwest, and there's a heat wave in Europe going on this week.

00:36:25.000 It's actually going to start raining today, so tonight I should say.

00:36:30.000 So anyway, this woman brings her kid to a rally, and the kid has a sign.

00:36:40.000 Holy shit.

00:36:41.000 Why would you bring your children to something like this?

00:36:45.000 Are these your kids?

00:36:49.000 Why did you bring your kids to this?

00:36:51.000 Why the hell are you at this?

00:36:53.000 Why am I at this?

00:36:55.000 Why do you have your kids holy political?

00:36:58.000 Why are you keeping men approaching my children?

00:37:00.000 I'm approaching you because you run away.

00:37:03.000 Stop.

00:37:03.000 Look at this sign.

00:37:05.000 You see that?

00:37:06.000 So she uses her children as a political weapon, and then when anyone questions her, she calls them a pedophile.

00:37:12.000 Like she's using her children as a weapon.

00:37:15.000 This is the eeriest part.

00:37:17.000 This is why we do this War on Kids segment.

00:37:19.000 The whole trans shit, it's gone beyond munchaus and by proxy.

00:37:24.000 Now it's just child abuse.

00:37:26.000 Using your kids.

00:37:28.000 We used to be worried about people using women.

00:37:31.000 And now we're worried about women using kids.

00:37:34.000 This is what happens when you defeminize women.

00:37:38.000 You turn them into shitty men.

00:37:39.000 Women make shitty men.

00:37:41.000 And men know instinctively not to use their kids as weapons.

00:37:44.000 Women haven't learned it yet.

00:37:47.000 Because they've only been men for, what, a generation and a half?

00:37:50.000 Look at her backwards baseball hat.

00:37:52.000 She looks like she's in fucking clerks.

00:37:54.000 Bro?

00:37:56.000 That is fucking disgusting.

00:38:00.000 Look at this.

00:38:01.000 Look at Richardson's stab.

00:38:04.000 It said stab the patriarchy in the dick or with its own dick.

00:38:10.000 Stab the patriarchy in the face with its own dick.

00:38:12.000 Yeah, it's above the video.

00:38:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:16.000 Stab the...

00:38:18.000 Look at this.

00:38:20.000 I don't even like swearing around kids.

00:38:28.000 Matt Gates was literally fucking a child?

00:38:31.000 Wasn't it an 18-year-old?

00:38:32.000 And wasn't it just an allegation?

00:38:36.000 You're talking about Matt Gates allegedly fucking a child, but you're literally indoctrinating your children.

00:38:43.000 Do these kids believe in Santa Claus?

00:38:46.000 Do they believe in Santa Claus?

00:38:47.000 I'm indoctrinating my children.

00:38:48.000 The idea that I get the creepy men like you the hell away from them.

00:38:52.000 Get away from my kids, you freaking weird.

00:38:55.000 Well, you brought them to the place.

00:38:57.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 You brought them to a place to say, stay away from These guys.

00:39:00.000 Yeah.

00:39:01.000 This guy's job is to do this.

00:39:03.000 And her calling him a pedophile is based on nothing but that it's effective.

00:39:10.000 Like, imagine, you're walking around town and you're pushing to the front of the line at Disneyland, and anyone who approaches you and says, Hey, watch it.

00:39:19.000 You go, What are you, a pedophile?

00:39:20.000 And they go, Jesus, what?

00:39:23.000 It's the new race card.

00:39:24.000 The new race card is the pedophile card.

00:39:28.000 This was an interesting article about it, 17.

00:39:33.000 These journalists are fucking, they used to be radical.

00:39:36.000 Now they're deranged.

00:39:40.000 Wait, what's that?

00:39:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:43.000 Sorry, this isn't an article.

00:39:44.000 This is a public school employee.

00:39:46.000 A public school employee spoke at a school board meeting in support of teaching an LGBT curriculum and mock parents was arrested for allegedly trying to meet a minor for sex.

00:39:58.000 I'm a resident towny taxpayer, vaccinated and functioning, graduate of this high school, me plus 1999, proud member of the LGBTQIA community, and an employee of Mount Pleasant Public Schools.

00:40:15.000 Thank you.

00:40:15.000 Stop.

00:40:16.000 Stop.

00:40:17.000 You didn't say plus.

00:40:18.000 Just say I'm a teacher here, and our concern is, and I think parents share this concern, boom into it.

00:40:24.000 No, he spends 20 seconds introducing himself and then leaves a pause for applause.

00:40:34.000 I really cannot speak any more eloquently than the people who have spoken before me tonight.

00:40:39.000 And what I can say is that for the last five years, I have had the profound privilege of working with your students, with your students, with your students.

00:40:52.000 And I can tell you that.

00:40:53.000 You know what he's doing?

00:40:54.000 He's doing the Kamala Harris thing, where he wants to be a legendary speaker and have people sort of go, wow, that was profound.

00:41:03.000 And it's just not there.

00:41:04.000 It's not in his DNA.

00:41:07.000 They are hungry for knowledge.

00:41:10.000 They are so hungry for knowledge.

00:41:14.000 Bullshit, by the way.

00:41:15.000 That despite your words, your wishes, your values, they will learn on their own.

00:41:26.000 Kids today could not be less hungry for knowledge.

00:41:31.000 I think we are in an epoch with the least child curiosity in history.

00:41:38.000 Kids could not give less of a fuck about anything, thanks to TikTok and the short attention spans of social media.

00:41:46.000 It's sad, but he's wrong.

00:41:48.000 And of course, it's not sad that he's wrong because he wants to teach them about polyamorous relationships.

00:41:55.000 You know what the subtext here is?

00:41:57.000 You can try to stop me from fucking your kids, but they want to fuck me and I'm going to fuck them eventually.

00:42:05.000 In retrospect, that's the subtext here.

00:42:08.000 Yeah, the way he said they're so hungry.

00:42:12.000 They're drooling.

00:42:12.000 They're so fucking weird.

00:42:14.000 Yeah, especially now that we know who he is.

00:42:16.000 Children are hurting, questioning, struggling in this world that we have created.

00:42:24.000 They are simultaneously being taught to celebrate and to hate who they are.

00:42:30.000 I can't deny that.

00:42:32.000 Every day.

00:42:34.000 Ultimately, they will become who they will become with or without us.

00:42:41.000 So stop.

00:42:42.000 So shout out to them.

00:42:43.000 Give them the chance, the grace, and the support to embrace their own learning.

00:42:49.000 They're going to do it anyway.

00:42:51.000 No matter what you say or do.

00:42:53.000 No matter how you're going to do that.

00:42:54.000 We're not trying to prevent kids from being gay.

00:42:57.000 We're trying to prevent you from talking to kids about sex.

00:43:03.000 You light, no matter how many rallies you hold.

00:43:06.000 With liberty and justice for all.

00:43:11.000 You're getting some justice, buddy.

00:43:13.000 I'm a slam dunk.

00:43:15.000 Wow.

00:43:16.000 That speech is going to go down in history.

00:43:17.000 Now scroll down so we can see him getting arrested.

00:43:22.000 Oh, boy.

00:43:23.000 There we go.

00:43:27.000 Wait.

00:43:28.000 Can you imagine his speech after being caught?

00:43:30.000 Have I made mistakes?

00:43:32.000 Yes.

00:43:33.000 Have I misjudged situations?

00:43:35.000 Possibly.

00:43:37.000 Were the children in these scenarios totally innocent?

00:43:40.000 I'm not so sure.

00:43:42.000 You see, a lot of these children have their own sexuality.

00:43:45.000 It's like that fucking Packy A-Loc, what's his name, that bizarre freak of a man who said, you know, your daughters are not little princesses.

00:43:55.000 You're worried about us going in the bathroom with them.

00:43:57.000 You should also be worried about them coming in the bathroom at us, being all flirty, trying to fuck us.

00:44:04.000 Your daughters aren't these little innocent virgins.

00:44:07.000 Yeah, they are.

00:44:08.000 Yeah, they are.

00:44:09.000 Dude, this.

00:44:10.000 You're disgusting.

00:44:11.000 I don't want you near anyone.

00:44:14.000 I don't want you around your own boyfriend.

00:44:18.000 I got to say, this guy, just looking at this guy makes me angry.

00:44:21.000 I don't know how to describe it.

00:44:23.000 I'd like to say I don't care and just do you, but.

00:44:26.000 No one fucks him.

00:44:27.000 He looks evil.

00:44:28.000 I read a whole article about these people and how they're super lonely.

00:44:31.000 They're like, beauty, we're redefining beauty.

00:44:34.000 You don't even know what beauty is.

00:44:36.000 This is beauty.

00:44:36.000 And you're like, okay, why doesn't anyone like it then?

00:44:40.000 I don't like the butt chick.

00:44:41.000 Oh, it's the butt chick.

00:44:42.000 That's the problem.

00:44:44.000 But let me see that article.

00:44:47.000 Eric Roman taunted parents, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:50.000 Now he's been arrested for pedophilia.

00:44:54.000 Go down.

00:44:57.000 Michigan public school employee, blah, blah, blah.

00:45:00.000 Along with two other men, Eric Roman, 41, all three were arrested for using a computer to commit a crime and accosting a minor for immoral purposes.

00:45:09.000 Police allege that the threat communicated over various social media apps with decoys poising his children.

00:45:15.000 The three are accused of going to a location to have sex with a child where they were arrested.

00:45:23.000 Wow.

00:45:26.000 And the good news is he's going to jail where real justice will be carried out.

00:45:32.000 should we jump to some racism?

00:45:35.000 That's fair.

00:45:37.000 If we've dabbled in it with the Nazis, we might as well embrace it.

00:45:41.000 Embrace the race.

00:45:42.000 I'm a black female.

00:45:45.000 I'm like, they're different.

00:45:46.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:45:49.000 Black woman?

00:45:51.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:46:05.000 This subject is tough to handle, but I think it's...

00:46:11.000 You know, Jim Goad always said this.

00:46:13.000 He goes, he doesn't like talking about racism.

00:46:14.000 And you kind of have to talk about it because it's an integral part of American society.

00:46:21.000 So if we don't talk about it, no one else will.

00:46:23.000 In fact, I've got a few stories here that I think we should do a green screen for this particular segment of racism.

00:46:40.000 Come on, everybody.

00:46:43.000 So just checking back in with the noose incident and what was his name, Bubba Wallace.

00:46:52.000 This is going to be very, very unpopular decision.

00:46:55.000 I don't like that he's such a martyr.

00:46:58.000 But if you look at the actual noose, I know we're going over some old news here.

00:47:06.000 It wasn't a hoax, per se.

00:47:08.000 Like, look at the actual noose in the next picture, Ryan, 3.8.

00:47:12.000 If you scroll down, I got to admit, if I was the only black dude at a thing and I saw that, that's a pretty noosey noose.

00:47:20.000 I've never seen a noose in a non-nousy, non-racial context.

00:47:25.000 Have you?

00:47:26.000 No.

00:47:27.000 Like, have you ever seen it to hold a tire?

00:47:30.000 I'm sure it has a function somewhere, but no.

00:47:32.000 Well, it's the, you don't know the story?

00:47:34.000 This is an old story.

00:47:34.000 I'm just updating it.

00:47:35.000 It was the drop-down thing.

00:47:37.000 And allegedly, the other garage doors didn't have that kind of a thing.

00:47:42.000 They just had like a different rope.

00:47:45.000 So he wasn't lying in the Jussie Smollett version.

00:47:49.000 He just misinterpreted this.

00:47:52.000 And I wouldn't call that a hoax per se.

00:47:54.000 That's just a misunderstanding.

00:47:56.000 And he overreacted.

00:47:57.000 He should have actually just gone to someone and said, hey, what's going on with the noose here?

00:48:03.000 As opposed to like, this is about me.

00:48:07.000 And then we forgot to cover this.

00:48:09.000 This former NASCAR driver was stabbed.

00:48:12.000 Have you seen this story?

00:48:13.000 What's his name again?

00:48:14.000 This guy was great.

00:48:16.000 Bobby East.

00:48:17.000 Bobby East.

00:48:19.000 Yeah, murdered for no reason.

00:48:21.000 It was a robbery gone wrong, and the guy stabbed him.

00:48:24.000 When you hear someone died of a stabbing, it was a doozy.

00:48:27.000 It was through the chest.

00:48:28.000 It was a big knife.

00:48:29.000 Like, Maddie's allowed to carry these little knives that are about this long because they tend not to kill people.

00:48:36.000 But felons can't have a blade that's bigger than this.

00:48:39.000 So, because you very rarely kill someone with a short blade.

00:48:42.000 So when someone dies, it was a long blade or it was in the juggler, something big.

00:48:47.000 Which was, it was like with that guy, Lee Driver, the guy who attacked him with the kiddie rape thing.

00:48:53.000 But what does that matter, though?

00:48:55.000 With this particular one, though, because that was a white guy that killed him.

00:49:00.000 Is that the guy you have him there?

00:49:03.000 Trent William Milsap.

00:49:07.000 So that's the, but do you have the picture of the guy?

00:49:11.000 I saw it before.

00:49:12.000 Yeah, I'm familiar with the story.

00:49:14.000 Yeah, it was this guy Trent William Milsap.

00:49:17.000 Yeah.

00:49:18.000 So?

00:49:18.000 He's a white guy.

00:49:20.000 Same.

00:49:22.000 Yes, he's a white guy.

00:49:23.000 White on white crime.

00:49:25.000 He stabbed him.

00:49:26.000 Okay.

00:49:27.000 It's 4-0.

00:49:28.000 Look at him.

00:49:31.000 What's taking you so fucking long to pull up this guy?

00:49:34.000 There he is.

00:49:36.000 Facial tattoos used to mean I'm nuts.

00:49:39.000 And now, today in 2022, they finally mean I'm nuts.

00:49:43.000 And they will always mean you're nuts.

00:49:45.000 No one normal has facial tattoos.

00:49:48.000 Stay away.

00:49:51.000 Also in racism, Cyberknife.

00:49:56.000 Cyberknife's next start likely Traverse Stakes, Cox says.

00:50:01.000 So it was the horse on the rail, Cyberknife, who came out on top, barely.

00:50:06.000 He was trained by Brad Cox, who has won two straight Eclipse Awards.

00:50:09.000 Cyberknife benefited from his own adept actions and an excellent ride from Florence Giraud to best Taiba by a head.

00:50:17.000 Taibba, trained by four-time Eclipse winning trainer Bob Baffert, was undone by his own greenness, turning in a performance at least the equal of the winners while coming up just short.

00:50:29.000 So Cyberknife is looking like he's going to be the top horse and top pick probably at Traverse Stakes.

00:50:36.000 Okay.

00:50:38.000 What are you doing?

00:50:41.000 We're going through much racism that I wanted to do a whole green screen of it.

00:50:47.000 Oh, you're doing...

00:50:48.000 But this is about racing.

00:50:50.000 This has all been about NASCAR racing and horse racing.

00:50:53.000 Yeah, Cyberknife was the day at the races.

00:50:56.000 Right.

00:50:58.000 Oh, you're confusing racism with racing.

00:51:00.000 Those are two different things.

00:51:02.000 It's the ism of racing.

00:51:04.000 Yeah, no, it's actually...

00:51:05.000 It sounds the same, but it's different.

00:51:08.000 Oh, that's why you said that the purpose white.

00:51:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:51:10.000 Oh, it's about someone's race.

00:51:12.000 Yeah.

00:51:13.000 Oh, fuck.

00:51:24.000 Yeah, the first one was...

00:51:26.000 That's why I was kind of confused.

00:51:28.000 Yeah, I fucked it up.

00:51:29.000 It's alright.

00:51:29.000 It happens.

00:51:30.000 That was dumb.

00:51:31.000 I think this is the second one in the row that that's kind of gone that way.

00:51:35.000 Yeah.

00:51:36.000 We need a research team, honestly.

00:51:38.000 I can't do it.

00:51:38.000 I'm retarded.

00:51:40.000 We need to clear our green screens with someone in the future.

00:51:43.000 That's true.

00:51:44.000 There's a common trope amongst the far lefties where they go, no one's born racist.

00:51:50.000 So if you see someone being racist, it's because someone taught them to be that way.

00:51:56.000 And it's like, you sure?

00:51:58.000 Are you sure?

00:51:59.000 Maybe People are just wary of people who don't look like them.

00:52:03.000 Maybe it's perfectly natural.

00:52:05.000 Maybe it was very healthy back in the days of constant war and colonization and death.

00:52:12.000 And I thought of all this.

00:52:14.000 By the way, your baby is racist.

00:52:16.000 White babies are scared of black babies.

00:52:18.000 Black babies are scared of white babies.

00:52:19.000 It's normal.

00:52:20.000 Get over it.

00:52:20.000 It's not a big deal.

00:52:21.000 But I thought this was funny seeing this guy 4-3.

00:52:26.000 He's one of these dumb white dudes who wants to go to shitholes because it makes him feel special.

00:52:31.000 And these kids see him and they think he's a ghost who's going to eat them.

00:52:42.000 He's got an iPod?

00:52:49.000 What has he got there?

00:52:50.000 A phone charger?

00:52:51.000 It kind of looks like a charger, yeah.

00:52:52.000 He's going to eat me.

00:52:53.000 He won't bite you.

00:52:54.000 Let's go.

00:53:00.000 I could just hear some lefty talking about how this is the genetic memory of slavery installed in all Africans.

00:53:07.000 I got to say, out of all the retarded shit, they say that one's...

00:53:10.000 That's a pretty good one.

00:53:11.000 Well, I've heard that argument on why black people don't swim because they have genetic memory from when they were tossed off the slave ships.

00:53:19.000 What?

00:53:20.000 How many, like, let's take the worst, worst case scenario, how many blacks were tossed off slave ships.

00:53:25.000 Let's say a thousand, right?

00:53:28.000 Right.

00:53:29.000 What percentage of that is black people globally?

00:53:33.000 Because black people don't swim, like I go to Jamaica a lot.

00:53:36.000 They're never in under their weight, over their waist.

00:53:39.000 They don't swim there.

00:53:41.000 And they're on an island.

00:53:42.000 I mean, I derive from samurai and Ronin and stuff like that.

00:53:46.000 And I'm afraid of getting stabbed by swords or shot with cannons.

00:53:49.000 So maybe there's something to it.

00:53:50.000 Or horses trampling on it.

00:53:51.000 English people.

00:53:53.000 Right.

00:53:53.000 Because of Braveheart days.

00:53:54.000 Totally true.

00:53:55.000 Genetic.

00:53:56.000 When I hear someone saying, well, well, well, Mr. McInnes.

00:54:00.000 Yeah.

00:54:01.000 You seem to be under the impression that you can stay here at this restaurant.

00:54:05.000 And I'll be like, serious people, what you've done to us.

00:54:09.000 You will pay.

00:54:11.000 So help me, God.

00:54:13.000 You will fucking pay.

00:54:16.000 Will we, Mr. McInnes?

00:54:18.000 Or will you see the edge of my sword as your last farewell?

00:54:25.000 Oh, fuck.

00:54:26.000 Let's get here.

00:54:27.000 I'm scared.

00:54:28.000 Shitless, by the way, big man.

00:54:31.000 What did they do to William Wallace at the end of that movie?

00:54:33.000 Spoilers.

00:54:35.000 They disemboweled him and ripped him open or something?

00:54:38.000 Or do you have a fear of that too, probably?

00:54:40.000 Yes, I'm petrified.

00:54:41.000 Wow.

00:54:42.000 That's why I go to the bathroom so much.

00:54:44.000 I didn't know that.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, I'm scared of my bowels.

00:54:49.000 Disbowels.

00:55:01.000 You know what you should do?

00:55:02.000 Just go from village to village terrorizing people.

00:55:08.000 Give me all of your phone chargers or I will eat you.

00:55:17.000 He's even wearing all white to really boost the whiteness.

00:55:23.000 Oh, kid.

00:55:27.000 You touch on high.

00:55:28.000 She's scared of you.

00:55:31.000 Anyway, that was funny.

00:55:35.000 4-6.

00:55:36.000 When I was a kid in Scotland, there was a candy that had a gollywog as its mascot.

00:55:46.000 And then the golly wog, sort of like Fido with like seven up, the golly wog took on its own life and it was the thing to have.

00:55:55.000 And almost every kid had at least one golly wog.

00:55:58.000 It would be your main little teddy bear.

00:56:00.000 It was actually more popular than the teddy bear.

00:56:03.000 I had a golly wog.

00:56:04.000 Everyone had a golly wog.

00:56:05.000 But now it's considered racist.

00:56:08.000 Yeah, stores would sell them.

00:56:11.000 Every candy store would sell that exact guy.

00:56:15.000 Now, someone put it on their van, and I don't know if they like the candy.

00:56:21.000 They're likely just trying to make people mad.

00:56:24.000 But should you not be able to do something just because it makes other people mad?

00:56:30.000 This is a violation of your free speech.

00:56:33.000 Or is it?

00:56:34.000 Like, should you be able to have a sticker that says the N-word on your car?

00:56:37.000 Interesting.

00:56:38.000 I'm a free speech absolutist.

00:56:40.000 Yes, I think you should.

00:56:41.000 You're getting your window smashed every time you leave it.

00:56:44.000 I mean, I see guys wearing shirts that say, like, fuck on it or something like that from Spencer's gifts around kids.

00:56:49.000 Well, remember that fat lesbian who had a textile that said, fuck white people?

00:56:53.000 I don't want her not to be allowed to do that.

00:56:56.000 I don't like it.

00:56:59.000 I don't want to hang out with her.

00:57:00.000 You can film me, Miss Thompson.

00:57:01.000 No problem.

00:57:02.000 All I'm doing is removing what has been reported as an offensive sticker.

00:57:07.000 Okay?

00:57:07.000 And then I'll give you the stickers.

00:57:11.000 He's really good at taking stickers off.

00:57:14.000 Undamaged.

00:57:15.000 And you can have it back.

00:57:16.000 It's not a problem.

00:57:17.000 So there's no damage to the vehicle.

00:57:19.000 No damage to the stickers.

00:57:20.000 Are you going to...

00:57:21.000 See, this is the weird part.

00:57:22.000 Are you going to confiscate it?

00:57:23.000 No, he gives it to you.

00:57:24.000 Okay.

00:57:27.000 I tried to ask you to do it.

00:57:30.000 And we're doing this because what we don't want to do, Mr. Thompson, is to prosecute you.

00:57:34.000 Prosecute me, fella.

00:57:36.000 Prosecute me.

00:57:37.000 Well.

00:57:38.000 Prosecute me.

00:57:39.000 No.

00:57:40.000 I think you've got downright liberty to tell you the truth, fella.

00:57:42.000 Do you?

00:57:43.000 Yeah, I do.

00:57:44.000 We've tried to discuss.

00:57:45.000 You do?

00:57:46.000 I think you're downright.

00:57:46.000 I've got a liberty, Mike.

00:57:47.000 You're downright liberty.

00:57:48.000 I think you've got downright liberty.

00:57:51.000 That's a weird expression.

00:57:53.000 Yeah.

00:57:54.000 Were you causing a fence in the public place?

00:57:57.000 It comes from, like, you take the liberty of doing something, and then it became ostentatious.

00:58:04.000 Like, if you stand on someone's foot, you're taking a liberty, and then now it's just your liberty.

00:58:10.000 It's sort of like when they go, that was an absolute result of a holiday.

00:58:14.000 Well, yeah, I know it was a result.

00:58:16.000 I'm more than happy, sir, if you want to take these into your property and add them to your collection, that is fine.

00:58:21.000 Okay, I will give you that opportunity.

00:58:23.000 However, if they are placed back on the vehicle, then we will remove them permanently and they will be entered into evidence if we're looking to prosecute you, do you understand that?

00:58:32.000 Do you understand why?

00:58:33.000 Why didn't you reset your nose after it got broken, officer?

00:58:36.000 So, here's a funny thing: there's this trailer a British baby monster sent me of this woman who's being accosted and she gets rescued by a black man.

00:58:47.000 So, this is this racial scenario here: black woman goes, hangs around with a white guy.

00:58:53.000 He's like, oh, I took you out for those drinks.

00:58:55.000 You're going to put out bird.

00:58:57.000 You're going to suck my fucking willie.

00:58:59.000 And then a young black man goes, oh no, there's a rape about to go down.

00:59:04.000 I'm going to go stop it.

00:59:06.000 Is that the pattern in Britain?

00:59:09.000 Or are all the races reversed?

00:59:12.000 I feel like there might be some teamwork there.

00:59:18.000 Nah, mate, I'm outside a pizza based on drawers, cheese.

00:59:22.000 Alright, hurry up.

00:59:23.000 I'm freezing.

00:59:27.000 Hey.

00:59:28.000 My place is just around the corner if you want to.

00:59:31.000 That's alright.

00:59:31.000 That's fine.

00:59:36.000 I'm out of battery.

00:59:38.000 But you can charge your phone at mine.

00:59:40.000 Fine.

00:59:40.000 We can have a coffee while we wait for your friend to turn up.

00:59:42.000 Fine.

00:59:43.000 Next time, maybe.

00:59:48.000 How many times does this happen?

00:59:51.000 You can't tease me all night like that and then just play hard to get.

00:59:54.000 Fine.

00:59:56.000 Don't do this.

00:59:58.000 Do what?

01:00:00.000 Everything he did was fine.

01:00:02.000 Have you ever seen black guys hitting a woman before?

01:00:04.000 Yeah, how are you supposed to get laid in 2022?

01:00:09.000 Like, he didn't touch her.

01:00:11.000 If ever it gets aggressive, like, look, love, you know that you're going to get it, whether you like it or not.

01:00:17.000 But, like, you can't tease me all night.

01:00:20.000 I bought you food.

01:00:20.000 Come on.

01:00:23.000 I think a lot of women don't like it when you don't try that hard.

01:00:27.000 By the way, you've seen tons of videos of the rejection with the black guys.

01:00:30.000 We're like, no, thanks.

01:00:31.000 He's like, well, fuck you, bitch.

01:00:33.000 It gets like so angry so quick.

01:00:36.000 Well, remember that dude on the subway here in New York?

01:00:39.000 He hit on some like illegal Guatemalan.

01:00:42.000 He probably didn't even understand him.

01:00:43.000 So he went and took a shit and rubbed shit all over her face.

01:00:47.000 Now that's egregious.

01:00:50.000 Like, let's be honest here.

01:00:51.000 We don't have to get into the actual numbers.

01:00:53.000 You know, you've seen stuff.

01:00:54.000 You've been around.

01:00:55.000 What are the white-on-black rape stats and what are the black-on-white rape stats?

01:01:00.000 I'm guessing the latter is a little more than the former.

01:01:04.000 What do you think?

01:01:06.000 I've seen memes.

01:01:06.000 I've seen discussions.

01:01:08.000 I've seen people arguing that that's totally exaggerated.

01:01:10.000 Some say it's like $17,000 a year versus zero.

01:01:15.000 But whatever the numbers are, you know that one is substantially higher than the other.

01:01:22.000 But not on TV.

01:01:24.000 Not on British fucking PSAs.

01:01:28.000 So go to the actual scene here.

01:01:29.000 This is the full length.

01:01:31.000 But go over to the scene.

01:01:33.000 Okay.

01:01:34.000 They have a nice dinner, by the way.

01:01:36.000 They're getting along great.

01:01:37.000 No, it's way past that.

01:01:40.000 I'm out of battery.

01:01:42.000 Tease me all night like that and then just play hard to get.

01:01:48.000 No, they're going to do a flashback now.

01:01:50.000 Can you move out of the way, please?

01:01:52.000 Come back on me.

01:01:53.000 Wait, hold on.

01:01:57.000 Don't do this.

01:01:59.000 Do what?

01:02:02.000 Yeah, okay, so go forward.

01:02:07.000 Come on, let's skip this playing hard to get thing.

01:02:10.000 I'm not playing hard to get.

01:02:12.000 Can you move out the way, please?

01:02:14.000 Oh, what?

01:02:15.000 Because that was a little bit much.

01:02:18.000 For what?

01:02:20.000 I haven't laid a thing on her.

01:02:24.000 You're not scared, are you?

01:02:26.000 Are you?

01:02:27.000 It's okay.

01:02:27.000 I haven't gotta call the police.

01:02:30.000 If I can buy your phone, I will.

01:02:34.000 So now she calls the police.

01:02:37.000 I mean, he should have got out in the way when she said, get out the way.

01:02:40.000 What are you doing?

01:02:40.000 I'm being harassed by a man on Broad Street.

01:02:43.000 Alright, calm down, okay?

01:02:45.000 Obviously, someone can't take a joke.

01:02:47.000 No, he stood right in front of me.

01:02:50.000 Alright, fine.

01:02:52.000 This is why there's incels.

01:02:54.000 This is why guys go fuck it.

01:02:55.000 It's not worth the risk.

01:02:58.000 Now, I've lined up a bunch of videos here without looking at this.

01:03:03.000 When I think of my single days, I would be like on my hands and knees begging.

01:03:07.000 Like, come on, come on.

01:03:10.000 I remember once I went home with the girl and she didn't want a horse around and I worked on it for six hours.

01:03:18.000 The sun was coming up.

01:03:20.000 There was no screaming and yelling, help, get off.

01:03:22.000 It was like, meh, meh, me, meh.

01:03:24.000 Like, it's hard to get laid.

01:03:27.000 You gotta really hustle, especially when you look like this.

01:03:30.000 Now, I didn't vet any of these.

01:03:32.000 I'm not trying to, like, build a narrative here.

01:03:34.000 I just pulled up women attacked after rejected advances.

01:03:38.000 Okay.

01:03:40.000 So she was shot after rejecting men's advances, and that guy looked to be...

01:03:47.000 We're not talking about racing.

01:03:50.000 Woman attacked, robbed after rejecting men's advances.

01:03:53.000 Now, I'm not sure what this guy looked like.

01:03:55.000 Well, it was Harlem, so they're probably rich white guys.

01:03:59.000 Finance guys.

01:04:00.000 Bit her on the forehead.

01:04:01.000 Oh, yeah, no.

01:04:01.000 I saw some fucking police report about an attack, and they were like, the suspects were male wearing a, they were 5'8, and one was wearing a red jacket.

01:04:12.000 And I'm like, can you throw a race in there, please?

01:04:14.000 Did it say Chicago Bulls at least?

01:04:18.000 It's like, I sent it to our state trooper friend, and he's like, Perp had very, very curly dark hair and a deep tan.

01:04:27.000 He might have been a racist.

01:04:28.000 He was saying the N-word over and over again to his friends.

01:04:31.000 Yeah, these are a bunch of black guys.

01:04:32.000 I got two more.

01:04:35.000 Yep.

01:04:35.000 Man punches a woman in the face and fractures a draw after she refuses to give the number.

01:04:40.000 Man who punched women after rejected advances.

01:04:44.000 That guy looks kind of like.

01:04:46.000 But here's the thing.

01:04:47.000 Here's the thing.

01:04:48.000 So the reason that they made it a white guy and a black person in that video.

01:04:53.000 That's enough of that.

01:04:54.000 Ryan, it's just distracting.

01:04:55.000 For sure.

01:04:57.000 Is because they want that to be the case.

01:05:00.000 They don't like reality.

01:05:02.000 And that's something I'll never quite understand.

01:05:06.000 Like, if all pickpockets were Asian, I would go, wow, these guys are obsessed with picking pockets.

01:05:13.000 I wouldn't be like, if we make a commercial, let's make the pickpockets Lebanese.

01:05:21.000 Why do you want to do that?

01:05:22.000 Why do you want white males to be raping all the time when they're not?

01:05:28.000 Is it guilt?

01:05:29.000 It's white guilt.

01:05:30.000 Black failure, white guilt.

01:05:31.000 That's all it comes down to.

01:05:33.000 So much of American culture and journalism and media and TV and entertainment is white failure, black guilt.

01:05:42.000 Look at these shirts, by the way.

01:05:43.000 Based on the polywog thing.

01:05:45.000 Like, nobody's silencing this speech here.

01:05:48.000 Deal with the devil.

01:05:49.000 You've seen these at Hot Topic?

01:05:50.000 You don't go to Hot Topic.

01:05:52.000 How to be Evil.

01:05:52.000 There's always children and, like, a demonic.

01:05:55.000 That's fucked up.

01:05:56.000 It's really fucked up.

01:05:57.000 But, I mean, I've never been like, get those out of here.

01:06:00.000 Right.

01:06:01.000 But the thing there is kids.

01:06:04.000 That's like a racist shirt, but kids.

01:06:06.000 Very creepy.

01:06:07.000 Like, if you had that as a sticker on your van, would anyone complain?

01:06:10.000 No.

01:06:11.000 Maybe some evangelical Christians would be brave enough.

01:06:15.000 I thought this was fun.

01:06:17.000 We cover racing and blacks mostly when we do racism.

01:06:22.000 But it was fun to see the Indians get it on the act.

01:06:30.000 I think this guy's days are numbered at Prager U. Will Wit.

01:06:36.000 Mark my words.

01:06:37.000 He's going to want to get more edgy than Prager U wants.

01:06:43.000 And this is a great example of it.

01:06:45.000 Make it full screen.

01:06:46.000 Bigger, bigger.

01:06:47.000 For you to come out here and just think you could just wear this with no meaning is like.

01:06:53.000 Can you explain why specifically it's offensive?

01:06:55.000 It's a fing caricature.

01:06:57.000 Like you guys are like literally playing in Indian.

01:06:59.000 Like you hear yourself as a pilgrim.

01:07:00.000 You know, there's no offense, but there was like no black people as pilgrims.

01:07:03.000 Like they are wrecked and shit.

01:07:06.000 I looked it up.

01:07:06.000 They're black pilgrims.

01:07:07.000 I looked it up.

01:07:08.000 Okay, but what about the natives then?

01:07:09.000 Okay, I'm sorry about that.

01:07:10.000 Talk about a white one.

01:07:13.000 So they go to the school dressed like this and they run and find the two Indians at the school who look like the fat one looks like she's about 25%.

01:07:23.000 The other one is maybe 5%.

01:07:25.000 And they send them out.

01:07:26.000 Go, go, tell them to fuck off.

01:07:28.000 Again, this is white people doing this.

01:07:30.000 And the Indians are just sort of parroting what their white school has taught them to say.

01:07:36.000 This whole racism thing is a white game.

01:07:39.000 Go to the hood, go up to a black guy, and ask him about systemic racism and intersectionality.

01:07:46.000 Ask him about unpacking white privilege.

01:07:50.000 He'll have no idea what you're talking about.

01:07:59.000 Can you find why specifically it's offensive?

01:08:01.000 Black people as pilgrims.

01:08:02.000 Like, they are fucking regular.

01:08:03.000 They actually was.

01:08:05.000 I like black pilgrims.

01:08:07.000 Okay, but what about the nature set?

01:08:08.000 I like the tone.

01:08:09.000 Will Witt's voice is like he's trying to get in your pants.

01:08:14.000 Hey, can you guys tell me if you think conservatives are racist?

01:08:18.000 You look beautiful tonight, by the way.

01:08:21.000 I feel like I have to call the police and say he's harassing me.

01:08:25.000 You want to cut the shit?

01:08:26.000 Hey, stop playing hard to get.

01:08:28.000 Yeah, he's that guy in the other video.

01:08:31.000 I'm sorry about that.

01:08:32.000 I'm going to work on it.

01:08:33.000 I'm not going to be able to.

01:08:36.000 So they sent a whole class out to get us.

01:08:39.000 This Native American class is now sent out to come and talk to us.

01:08:46.000 Stop calling me that.

01:08:48.000 They always do that.

01:08:50.000 You just desecrated an Indian thing.

01:08:52.000 Yeah.

01:08:53.000 What the fuck?

01:08:54.000 They snatched off my headdress.

01:08:55.000 Harassment, yo.

01:08:56.000 It's harassment.

01:08:59.000 Yeah.

01:09:00.000 That's it?

01:09:01.000 Yeah.

01:09:02.000 He also dressed up as a Chinaman.

01:09:04.000 And he walked around campuses.

01:09:06.000 See if you can find that one.

01:09:08.000 And he's like, oh, we love you a long time.

01:09:12.000 No, he didn't do that.

01:09:14.000 That's so awesome.

01:09:15.000 But this is the argument I had with my old buddy from my one of the only liberal friends I have left.

01:09:19.000 Remember we talked about this?

01:09:21.000 With the, what's the movie called?

01:09:23.000 16 Candles?

01:09:24.000 And there's the Chinese guy who's like, whoa!

01:09:27.000 And every time you see him, it goes, gong.

01:09:30.000 And she's like, I don't understand how you don't see that as racist.

01:09:34.000 And I'm like, it's an exaggeration.

01:09:36.000 It's in a comedy.

01:09:37.000 What if it was a Scotsman and every time he showed up, he had a kilt on and it was bagpipes?

01:09:43.000 It's just funny.

01:09:47.000 Talk to me.

01:09:49.000 Did you get that?

01:09:50.000 What's up, man?

01:09:51.000 How you doing?

01:09:52.000 You like my costume?

01:09:54.000 You are aware.

01:09:56.000 Do you think this is cultural appropriation?

01:09:58.000 Cultural appropriation?

01:10:00.000 Oh, man, you're some...

01:10:01.000 Yes?

01:10:02.000 Come talk to me.

01:10:03.000 It is not Chinese Awareness Month, but Halloween is coming up.

01:10:06.000 Like my outfit?

01:10:07.000 I mean, not particularly.

01:10:09.000 Why are you wearing it?

01:10:11.000 To celebrate Chinese people for Halloween?

01:10:17.000 I think that is cultural appropriation.

01:10:19.000 Someone's culture or what they wear isn't a costume.

01:10:24.000 Okay, why does your friend have non-black hair?

01:10:28.000 I think like eating Chinese food is like cultural appropriation?

01:10:31.000 No, I eat Chinese food.

01:10:34.000 Just celebrating Chinese culture.

01:10:38.000 Some white dude just, you know, wearing Japanese attire.

01:10:44.000 It's Chinese.

01:10:45.000 You shouldn't assume.

01:10:46.000 Oh, whoa.

01:10:47.000 A little racist of you.

01:10:50.000 Why did you look at it harder?

01:10:51.000 What are you like?

01:10:52.000 Oh, yeah, those are Chinese dragons.

01:10:54.000 What the fuck?

01:10:54.000 But wait a minute.

01:10:55.000 Did Chinese wear those hats?

01:10:57.000 That's more of a Southeast Asian thing.

01:10:58.000 Yeah, I have no idea.

01:10:59.000 That's more like Cambodia, Thailand stuff.

01:11:04.000 Look up Chinese rice picker.

01:11:06.000 Okay.

01:11:06.000 You fucking Chinese rice picker.

01:11:08.000 I found this.

01:11:14.000 My front-facing camera just turned on.

01:11:16.000 The Google results just say you.

01:11:19.000 The word you.

01:11:20.000 This was really funny.

01:11:22.000 Let's see if I can get and drop the needle on it.

01:11:26.000 Okay.

01:11:27.000 Change their ideas.

01:11:30.000 He's got a new show, by the way, which I think we have to watch.

01:11:32.000 Yeah, yeah, it looks really good.

01:11:34.000 I don't want to offend it.

01:11:34.000 It's called The Rehearsal or something.

01:11:36.000 Yes, and they rehearse in painstaking detail like moments that people are stressed out about going through.

01:11:41.000 So they recreate an entire bar in his entire apartment.

01:11:45.000 He's next level, this dude.

01:11:46.000 He's Norm McDonald levels.

01:11:48.000 He's like, yeah.

01:11:49.000 Charlie Kaufman legend.

01:11:52.000 Do anything.

01:11:53.000 Yeah.

01:11:54.000 Okay, I'm not the best at this, but maybe something like, oh, would you like me to park your car?

01:12:04.000 Is that sound Asian?

01:12:09.000 It sounds a little Asian, yeah.

01:12:11.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 Yeah.

01:12:12.000 Looks awesome.

01:12:16.000 But keep going with the sexy Will Wit.

01:12:19.000 Hey, do you like my costume?

01:12:23.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:24.000 She looks like the you're cool chick.

01:12:26.000 Hey.

01:12:27.000 Missile bro.

01:12:29.000 Fuck Brigger, you, he said.

01:12:31.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:32.000 Strikes me as pretty insensitive.

01:12:34.000 Really?

01:12:34.000 To what?

01:12:36.000 Because it's a...

01:12:40.000 Go ahead.

01:12:40.000 Yes.

01:12:41.000 It's from a cultural tradition that is not really something you should be using as a costume.

01:12:49.000 Why not?

01:12:50.000 I bought it.

01:12:51.000 I mean, it's not that.

01:12:52.000 It's available.

01:12:54.000 What about a drag queen?

01:12:55.000 Isn't that...

01:12:56.000 Drag queens are much worse because they're a ridiculous version of woman.

01:13:00.000 He's not walking around with like, I would argue trans are anti-LGBTQ because they're saying there's only two genders.

01:13:11.000 Sure.

01:13:12.000 Well, I wrote a big article defending blackface.

01:13:16.000 Yes, a percentage of it was used to mock blacks, maybe 10% of the time.

01:13:22.000 The other 90% of the time, it was them celebrating blacks because they didn't have any around.

01:13:29.000 Lucille Ball had some great blackface stuff.

01:13:32.000 Dude, there used to be a show.

01:13:34.000 It was the Great Minstrel Show.

01:13:40.000 Like in the 80s.

01:13:44.000 I just realized that this shirt has stripes.

01:13:47.000 Very, very dense tight stripes.

01:13:50.000 By the way, this might even need a fashions jacket as nice.

01:13:56.000 I started getting blazers made instead of just suits.

01:14:15.000 Do you have to be Chinese to wear this?

01:14:17.000 You don't have to.

01:14:17.000 Anybody can wear it.

01:14:19.000 By the way, it's woman's clothing he's wearing, just for the record.

01:14:24.000 It's what young girls wear.

01:14:26.000 Like for a formal thing.

01:14:27.000 Yeah.

01:14:29.000 But it's hard to see in this hat.

01:14:34.000 What does that mean?

01:14:38.000 You like my outfit?

01:14:40.000 Quite a bit.

01:14:40.000 Quite a bit?

01:14:41.000 Oh, thanks, man.

01:14:43.000 Thank you.

01:14:43.000 Yeah, but I'm racist.

01:14:44.000 I personally don't see any problem with any of this.

01:14:48.000 Thank you.

01:14:48.000 Yeah.

01:14:48.000 You're one of the first.

01:14:50.000 Really?

01:14:50.000 I mean, that's not surprising.

01:14:52.000 I forgot where I go to school.

01:14:53.000 Do you think as a white person I can wear this?

01:14:56.000 I say whatever you want.

01:14:58.000 Just as long as you're not like offensive or like saying racially offensive things.

01:15:05.000 Just be respectful and you can wear it.

01:15:06.000 Oh, have you ever been to China?

01:15:08.000 I've never been to China.

01:15:10.000 But I've been to Chinatown.

01:15:11.000 Oh, great.

01:15:12.000 This is where I got the outfit.

01:15:13.000 Yeah, the keys like this.

01:15:15.000 The drum.

01:15:16.000 Yeah, the little keys like this.

01:15:18.000 I'm like a little kid.

01:15:19.000 Uh-huh.

01:15:20.000 It looks very cool.

01:15:22.000 Sh, yeah.

01:15:23.000 I'm surprised it's that big.

01:15:24.000 My outfit?

01:15:26.000 I don't know.

01:15:28.000 It's alright.

01:15:29.000 All right, that's an outfit.

01:15:29.000 I'm actually from Hong Kong.

01:15:30.000 Plug in Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank.

01:15:33.000 He almost exclusively wears Japanese fishing pants.

01:15:39.000 Like even when he does interviews and stuff, he'll just have the top part on Zoom.

01:15:44.000 And then he just walks around his house all day.

01:15:46.000 He's got Japanese fishing pants.

01:15:49.000 Those big, baggy sorts of straightening pants.

01:15:53.000 This is a visual show.

01:15:55.000 This is one of my biggest pet peeves with sports television because it's always on in the bar and it's just two guys blabbing away with no visuals.

01:16:05.000 And they're not even dressed nice.

01:16:06.000 They'll have a t-shirt on.

01:16:08.000 And half the time the mic is like this.

01:16:10.000 And they're like, well, the Marlins are coming out this year with almost a whole new lineup.

01:16:15.000 They got great.

01:16:16.000 We're going to have a lot more pitching this year.

01:16:18.000 And you're just like, what are you doing?

01:16:21.000 Ew, is that what he wears?

01:16:23.000 Yeah.

01:16:23.000 Gross.

01:16:24.000 Dude, with a leather jacket or a denim jacket.

01:16:27.000 It's terrible, isn't it?

01:16:29.000 But that's what he loves hanging out in.

01:16:31.000 He wears them all the time.

01:16:32.000 Why are they called fishing pants?

01:16:34.000 Because I think he spent time in the Orient and all the fishers wore them.

01:16:40.000 And he's like, well, I want a pair of fishing pants.

01:16:43.000 It's just like a douchey, rich thing, I think, at this point.

01:16:48.000 He's kind of a sexy guy.

01:16:50.000 He's cool.

01:16:50.000 Look at his.

01:16:51.000 I like him, yeah.

01:16:52.000 I love the best part of the show.

01:16:54.000 He's great.

01:16:54.000 Worst part of the show is a fucking black guy.

01:16:57.000 Because he's just always out on everything.

01:16:58.000 He always says, he's always out.

01:17:01.000 And the only time he's in is when it's another black person.

01:17:03.000 I like the way he talks.

01:17:04.000 He's like, so I'll give you $200,000.

01:17:08.000 I like that.

01:17:09.000 That's dope.

01:17:13.000 Life without guns in South Africa.

01:17:15.000 This is the last piece we'll have on this.

01:17:24.000 Look at this.

01:17:24.000 Now, what's interesting about this is they're not that discouraged by the knife.

01:17:31.000 This is exactly how hyenas behave.

01:17:34.000 Turn it up.

01:17:35.000 Can we hear any volume?

01:17:36.000 No, it's a woman filming it, and you could hear at the end go, oh my God.

01:17:39.000 But no, Rio.

01:17:41.000 Look at this.

01:17:42.000 He has to bark them back.

01:17:48.000 Turn it the other way.

01:17:49.000 That's more effective.

01:17:50.000 Yeah, he goes, ah!

01:17:52.000 And that's what scares them off.

01:17:54.000 It's animal behavior.

01:17:56.000 And then look at how they walk away.

01:17:57.000 Fuck.

01:17:58.000 That's also a hyenas thing.

01:18:00.000 Just walk away slowly.

01:18:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:18:04.000 That dude, what's his name?

01:18:06.000 Willem that we interviewed in South Africa.

01:18:09.000 He goes, You should come to South Africa.

01:18:10.000 Willem Petzer.

01:18:11.000 Willem Petzer.

01:18:12.000 You should come to South Africa and come hunting with us.

01:18:14.000 And I go, What?

01:18:15.000 Be hunted with you, you mean?

01:18:17.000 Yeah.

01:18:17.000 What the fuck?

01:18:19.000 I go, weren't you just in a gunfight like two weeks ago?

01:18:23.000 He goes, yeah.

01:18:24.000 You're sounding like a pussy.

01:18:26.000 And I'm like, yep.

01:18:28.000 Yeah.

01:18:29.000 I'm a pussy.

01:18:31.000 I am never going to Africa under any circumstances.

01:18:35.000 It's a shame because it's a beautiful country, like the actual...

01:18:38.000 No, it ain't.

01:18:39.000 Safari and that's all.

01:18:41.000 Suck my dick.

01:18:42.000 And balls.

01:18:45.000 Let's hit the mailbag, guys.

01:18:47.000 It's come.

01:18:49.000 Oh, shit.

01:18:51.000 Yeah, let's hit the mailbag.

01:18:52.000 Okay.

01:18:54.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:18:59.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:19:04.000 Let me touch it.

01:19:10.000 In the meantime, here's a hyena attack that goes wrong.

01:19:19.000 I don't think they get their way.

01:19:21.000 So it went right for the lion.

01:19:23.000 That's true.

01:19:24.000 It's like my old pal Tracy used to say.

01:19:27.000 The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.

01:19:30.000 Dude, you're right.

01:19:31.000 Like, he was biting them and they're like, they're fine with it.

01:19:34.000 And then he roars.

01:19:35.000 They're like, look, they're still going at it, biting.

01:19:38.000 Oh, I guess this guy comes up.

01:19:39.000 But the roars.

01:19:40.000 That's a chick.

01:19:47.000 Yeah, and they walk away.

01:19:48.000 Wow.

01:19:50.000 I wish I had a pet hyena.

01:19:52.000 I saw some African dude with a pet hyena on a big chain.

01:19:57.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:58.000 Looks really cool.

01:20:01.000 But it's not very practical.

01:20:04.000 Has Donovan been promoting his new show?

01:20:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:07.000 On Twitter.

01:20:08.000 A lot of people giving him love for the show.

01:20:10.000 Oh, the reviews.

01:20:11.000 The reviews were great.

01:20:12.000 It's so well done.

01:20:15.000 I don't know who does it.

01:20:19.000 It's really good.

01:20:21.000 My favorite moment was where he calls your mom a cunt.

01:20:25.000 Not yours specifically.

01:20:26.000 We're here.

01:20:27.000 That's right.

01:20:28.000 Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.

01:20:29.000 Didn't do it.

01:20:30.000 Uh-uh.

01:20:31.000 Is it over?

01:20:31.000 Is that all?

01:20:33.000 Nope.

01:20:33.000 Because guess what?

01:20:35.000 I want to be able to share shit with you guys, look at things, do whatever, watch a video or two.

01:20:42.000 So we have to have another camp, and we do.

01:20:45.000 I don't know, spoilers.

01:20:49.000 That part's really funny.

01:20:51.000 I was LOLing.

01:20:52.000 I haven't finished it yet, but I'm looking forward to it.

01:20:55.000 It's a perfect length, too.

01:20:57.000 Yeah.

01:20:58.000 Holy shit.

01:20:59.000 Just saw Crip Daddy's first episode, which I didn't even know was coming.

01:21:01.000 I laughed out loud more than I've laughed out loud at any censored.tv host other than yourself.

01:21:07.000 From gay person TV to his internet interviews, this guy is a national treasure.

01:21:12.000 You know what I like too about him?

01:21:15.000 Black people, Lily Sing, you know, comedians of color, they've always got to just stay on the I'm brown and white people don't like that I'm on TV, that shit.

01:21:25.000 He does some gimp stuff at the beginning, acknowledges it, but then there's more to him than the fact that he's a gimp.

01:21:31.000 Yeah.

01:21:32.000 And that's a way more oppressive lifestyle than like he doesn't have his legs.

01:21:36.000 All these Lily Singh has her legs.

01:21:38.000 She could run.

01:21:40.000 It's fucking fun.

01:21:41.000 Well, I think that's why he's funny.

01:21:42.000 Yeah.

01:21:43.000 It's a survival instinct.

01:21:45.000 And it goes, it's probably in all our DNA.

01:21:47.000 If you get born retarded, you come up with ways to not get hit with a giant rock.

01:21:53.000 Me and Anthony Coomi were talking about that in Orlando.

01:21:56.000 I was like, dude, we had froze.

01:21:58.000 We had acne.

01:21:59.000 Our teeth were messed up.

01:22:01.000 We had to be funny and it worked.

01:22:02.000 And he's like, it did.

01:22:04.000 Well, he's like, not really you.

01:22:05.000 I don't know what happened to you.

01:22:06.000 He didn't say that.

01:22:08.000 But yeah, it's a defense mechanism.

01:22:11.000 Yeah.

01:22:12.000 Like, I don't know about hunks, but any normal-looking guy and down has got to hustle.

01:22:19.000 And that guy, the guy, the serial black woman rapist, back on May 10th, Elon, you, what, read an email on air that I sent in, which addressed the issue of Twitter inflating their active user base,

01:22:36.000 getting sued, and settling with investors to avoid discovery.

01:22:40.000 Well, that's entirely my own speculation.

01:22:43.000 But in that email, you drew the correct conclusion that our country is heavily influenced by 2 to 3 million radical leftists.

01:22:50.000 Elon paused the Twitter deal three days later on May 13th.

01:22:55.000 Now that Elon is pulling out of the deal and Twitter is suing, we are getting interesting tidbits about Twitter, and it's worse than we originally thought.

01:23:02.000 In a recent Wall Street Journal article about the lawsuit, the author claims that Twitter is only claiming 206 million active users and admit they likely won't hit their projection this year of 238.

01:23:16.000 In the GOML email from May, we learned that Twitter's QI, Q1, sorry, 2022 filing claimed 229 million.

01:23:25.000 What's going on here?

01:23:26.000 Are they wiping out tens of millions of accounts, fearing that Elon gets discovery?

01:23:30.000 Did they inflate their user base once again to draw investors?

01:23:34.000 206 million active users globally is peanuts.

01:23:37.000 This could bring our estimates of America's users down to 1 to 2 million actual real accounts.

01:23:44.000 I'll reiterate, Twitter is quite literally fake and gay.

01:23:49.000 I have a prediction on this.

01:23:50.000 Twitter has to avoid discovery, so they go for the 33 million they claim they lost in legal fees going into this deal, and they cut and run.

01:23:58.000 Yep, well, they could do what the SPLC did.

01:24:01.000 They fire everyone that could get in trouble, or everyone quits, sorry, so they don't get in trouble.

01:24:05.000 And then they are lucky enough to have a judge who will just sit with it on his lap.

01:24:09.000 My SPLC case is still sitting on the judge's lap.

01:24:13.000 The only recourse I have now, I was talking to Ron Coleman about this, is can we say why is it that one judge always gets the SPLC cases?

01:24:22.000 That seems unusual.

01:24:26.000 Seems, well, I won't say what it seems.

01:24:30.000 Am I the only?

01:24:31.000 This is from a guy that we don't name.

01:24:34.000 Am I the only one that thinks Jack Pesobich is a fucking douche?

01:24:37.000 I'm aware he's on our team, but holy shit, the guy's full of himself.

01:24:40.000 Referring to himself as Pozo, and today it's no cap pozo.

01:24:46.000 I've always been suspicious he's a clown in action given his naval intelligence.

01:24:51.000 Yeah, I think Nick Fuentes thinks he's a fed.

01:24:56.000 You know my rationale with all this.

01:24:58.000 We need to win before we start splitting hairs on who's annoying and who isn't.

01:25:04.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai.

01:25:06.000 This will be an interesting assignment because she's a nipperdoodle.

01:25:09.000 How would you rank Yukimi Nagano out of 10?

01:25:12.000 She's the lead singer of Little Dragon.

01:25:14.000 She's got a Japanese father, Swedish mother.

01:25:17.000 On Looks Alone, she's a nine, but her voice and stage presence make her a 10 to me.

01:25:21.000 See, this is what I find interesting about women and beauty.

01:25:25.000 It's so subjective.

01:25:26.000 Like when Anthony and I talk about chicks, there is zero Venn diagram.

01:25:32.000 If we were both single and out on the town, there would be zero chances of us ever competing for the same girl.

01:25:39.000 And I don't like what he likes and he doesn't like what I like.

01:25:43.000 So ladies, when you're sitting there talking about unattainable beauty standards and, oh, I hate my ears or my fucking nostrils are too long.

01:25:52.000 There's a guy out there who thinks you're perfect.

01:25:54.000 This is not my cup of tea.

01:25:57.000 Same geez.

01:25:59.000 Now, I'm not dumb.

01:26:00.000 I recognize that there's a standard beauty there with high cheekbones and lips and everything.

01:26:04.000 But I don't know.

01:26:05.000 She's a little too harsh for me.

01:26:07.000 I like cute.

01:26:08.000 What if you picture that you're drinking for a while and you're just looking at that face for a while and then you're that could improve with drinks probably.

01:26:19.000 Where you're like, you know?

01:26:21.000 Because there's not a lot of flaws to her.

01:26:23.000 It's just not an attractive amalgamation of features.

01:26:27.000 Wait, difficult amalgamation.

01:26:29.000 So, like, I could almost give two numbers.

01:26:31.000 For me personally, it's like a four or five, which is dumb because that's just not true.

01:26:37.000 So I'm going to go with, I'll take my own prejudice out of it.

01:26:40.000 And I think it's a 6.9.

01:26:44.000 She just lost points with me with the wiggerishness.

01:26:49.000 Well, according to this writer, this baby monster, she has a five-year-old half-black son.

01:26:57.000 We don't know much about the father except that he is a hip-hop legend.

01:27:00.000 I did some detective work, and if you go back in time to the approximate date of conception, her band played a few festivals alongside Snoop Dogg.

01:27:08.000 Ah, no way.

01:27:09.000 The only hip-hop legend on the lineup.

01:27:11.000 Holy smokes.

01:27:13.000 She also would have already known him from the Plastic Beach tour they did with Gorillas.

01:27:18.000 Remember...

01:27:18.000 So that's unfortunate.

01:27:19.000 Remember Kimbra?

01:27:21.000 Kimbra Lowe?

01:27:22.000 From the Gautier?

01:27:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:25.000 I had a crush on her.

01:27:26.000 She kicked her out of my top 10.

01:27:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:27:29.000 Dude, this is why she's kicked out of my...

01:27:31.000 I had like a thing for her at the time.

01:27:34.000 This whole like, I don't even know.

01:27:37.000 It's like hip-hop.

01:27:44.000 Or just weird and witchy.

01:27:47.000 But it's too full of itself.

01:27:49.000 Why is she covering her own song?

01:27:55.000 Wait, what is...

01:27:56.000 This is the song.

01:27:57.000 Yeah.

01:27:58.000 Ryan, are you introducing us to...

01:28:01.000 No, her movements are gay, weird, and they lost points.

01:28:05.000 Movements?

01:28:06.000 Yeah, she's doing what that black poet does in racism in her stitches.

01:28:09.000 Oh, he's the one who's the one with the thing who will be the maker of change.

01:28:13.000 The world in which the world goes.

01:28:17.000 Show her now.

01:28:18.000 I have to see her.

01:28:18.000 Amanda Gorman.

01:28:19.000 Poet laureate.

01:28:22.000 So irritating.

01:28:25.000 We are the world.

01:28:26.000 The one that the world is.

01:28:27.000 Oh, I totally dropped the ball on that liberal webpage we got to make.

01:28:31.000 So it would be great to do a whole article about her incredible movements.

01:28:35.000 No, we've all seen this one.

01:28:36.000 Find a different one.

01:28:38.000 I just.

01:28:39.000 It's so insincere, too.

01:28:40.000 We can be a face for change.

01:28:45.000 What are you doing?

01:28:47.000 Oh, no.

01:28:55.000 Right.

01:28:55.000 What's right?

01:28:58.000 Am I altered right?

01:28:59.000 These were the words that I repeated to myself as I walked into the LA audition room were a hundred other girls.

01:29:07.000 What's the womb?

01:29:08.000 The LA audition womb?

01:29:09.000 What were you auditioning?

01:29:10.000 To be born?

01:29:11.000 Trying out to be Nala on Broadway, New York.

01:29:14.000 Vroadwell is she a 40-year-old Jewish woman from the 60s?

01:29:18.000 No, but that's that British thing, like, what are you doing?

01:29:21.000 Yeah.

01:29:21.000 I want to appear on Vroadway.

01:29:23.000 That's very nice.

01:29:24.000 Oh, my mate's making a dollar shits itself.

01:29:28.000 The air smells like Hollywood and desperation.

01:29:32.000 That's polite.

01:29:33.000 Wow.

01:29:34.000 This is the poet laureate.

01:29:35.000 Can't even use the language, but this must be an old one of hers.

01:29:38.000 This is 2021.

01:29:40.000 I think she's forcing this.

01:29:42.000 You know, when they go through a phase?

01:29:43.000 Oh, now she has a new verbal affectation?

01:29:46.000 That was crammed with these monster mothers and those savage children.

01:29:51.000 You have no idea.

01:29:53.000 These kids are like little demons.

01:29:56.000 They'll step the foot out to trip you.

01:29:59.000 They'll be doing purettes around just to show up.

01:30:01.000 Purettes around?

01:30:04.000 What is going on with her?

01:30:06.000 Randomly just do a backflip.

01:30:08.000 Did she get a cleft palate at some point?

01:30:10.000 It sounds like Yeezy when he did that mouth-wired shut to her.

01:30:14.000 They can.

01:30:15.000 Whatever.

01:30:16.000 And walking in, I was just really glad that I would never be like that.

01:30:22.000 Wait, she did not talk about that.

01:30:23.000 I would never be.

01:30:24.000 Go find another one of her.

01:30:26.000 Okay.

01:30:26.000 She developed a lisp.

01:30:29.000 She's doing something to make herself different.

01:30:32.000 Okay, this was one year ago.

01:30:34.000 When day comes, we ask ourselves, where can we find light in this never-ending shade?

01:30:42.000 Million R's, none of them wield.

01:30:44.000 Yeah.

01:30:45.000 And that most of all, my mom would never be like one of those crazy stage moms.

01:30:53.000 The loss, we carry a sea, we must wade.

01:30:56.000 We've graved the belly of the beast.

01:30:59.000 Walked in, and I remember her saying, man, that's my favorite.

01:31:02.000 I will be saying, just have fun and try your best.

01:31:06.000 You really gotta try your best.

01:31:09.000 She's like the jerky boys.

01:31:12.000 You kicked my dog.

01:31:16.000 When I went to Africa, there were these kids running around.

01:31:20.000 They were like little demons.

01:31:23.000 They would stand their foot there to trip you.

01:31:25.000 They'd do little pirouettes.

01:31:26.000 They were flipping.

01:31:28.000 What a weird.

01:31:28.000 Oi Vey.

01:31:29.000 I didn't want my mom to be one of these like, what do you call them?

01:31:34.000 A monster.

01:31:35.000 Studio moms, you know?

01:31:43.000 While we're kind of...

01:31:43.000 It's like Whoopi Goldberg.

01:31:45.000 She's trying to turn Jewish, so she won't get canceled.

01:31:49.000 While we're kind of on a tangent, this was a funny.

01:31:52.000 Do you notice this?

01:31:53.000 Taylor Lorenz has the same knees as Krang's Android body.

01:31:58.000 And I said, her barren Android body wouldn't have a little guy in her tummy, though.

01:32:03.000 Pretty good.

01:32:05.000 Thanks.

01:32:06.000 All right, last one.

01:32:08.000 Tucker sounding a lot like the old Gav.

01:32:11.000 That guy's been ripping me off since day one.

01:32:15.000 Just kidding.

01:32:17.000 So go to the...

01:32:18.000 Tucker did an interview with this kid, Daniel Schmidt, last week.

01:32:21.000 I love that he does small-time interviews.

01:32:23.000 Like with all due respect to Patrick Coffey, he's not a big talk show.

01:32:27.000 But Tucker will do those interviews just as much as he'll do, you know, Ben Smith on stage.

01:32:35.000 This interview is incredible.

01:32:36.000 He plows through a list of questions from the interview, and it sounds like a compilation of G-O-M-L endings right before get fired, get in trouble.

01:32:43.000 So go to the one that says Tucker's real advice for young men, drop out of college.

01:32:50.000 Yeah, listen to this one.

01:32:51.000 Where you find satisfaction is through achievement, and achievement comes through commitment and responsibility.

01:32:57.000 So my advice.

01:32:59.000 I hope so.

01:33:00.000 That'd be awesome.

01:33:01.000 Particularly young men is just dive face first into it.

01:33:04.000 Like drop out of college.

01:33:05.000 College is ridiculous unless you're moving towards some very specialized degree that you can only get in college.

01:33:11.000 If you want to be a veterinarian or a physicist or something.

01:33:14.000 But if you're in humanities, you know, I can give you a list of 100 books.

01:33:17.000 You can find it on the internet and you'll be better educated than you would be at whatever stupid college you go to.

01:33:21.000 I've said that forever.

01:33:22.000 A. B, get married.

01:33:25.000 And, you know, choose wisely, but don't overthink it.

01:33:29.000 You know, don't overthink it.

01:33:31.000 People overthink it.

01:33:32.000 Like, if you're compatible with someone and...

01:33:36.000 Yeah, like you lived with her for eight months, nine months.

01:33:39.000 You know what she's like.

01:33:40.000 Have you had a drop-down, drag-out, murderous fight that was hell and you didn't enjoy it all?

01:33:45.000 Marry her.

01:33:46.000 You're not going to find your soulmate.

01:33:48.000 If you're a titman and she has no tits, that might become a problem.

01:33:52.000 But Charles Murray talks about this a lot.

01:33:55.000 He says, once you get roughly your type, there's a few deal breakers.

01:33:58.000 Like if you're a neat freak, you're going to be in hell if you marry a slob.

01:34:04.000 Those kind of deal breakers.

01:34:05.000 But generally, I mean, my wife and I were not politically aligned when we met.

01:34:08.000 She's pretty much, thanks to Tucker, actually, she's pretty much red-pilled now.

01:34:12.000 I showed her the Ben Smith whole stage interview, and she was laughing her head off on the weekend.

01:34:17.000 The way liberals treat us in our suburbs really taught her to be red-pilled.

01:34:21.000 And then I look above me and says, she's a Nazi.

01:34:25.000 But, you know, you live with her for a while.

01:34:30.000 You've had a relationship.

01:34:31.000 You're sexually sympathetico.

01:34:33.000 I can put a ring on it.

01:34:34.000 I always say to these guys that have been with the girl for like three years, which, by the way, I was.

01:34:38.000 So I'm guilty of these sins.

01:34:41.000 I always go, what are you waiting for?

01:34:42.000 Her, but with better tits?

01:34:44.000 Like, just fucking do it.

01:34:46.000 Grow up.

01:34:47.000 And I've fucked millions of girls, and it's not that fun.

01:34:52.000 Half of it was just for the memory and taking the pictures.

01:34:55.000 The actual experience, like a threesome, it's totally non-intimate.

01:34:58.000 It's almost like a prostitute.

01:35:00.000 Like, you don't feel satisfied after.

01:35:03.000 It's not like you guys snuggle all night afterwards.

01:35:06.000 And when you go through stuff, you know, in life together, that makes you soulmates.

01:35:11.000 So you can start off with, it's like starting off with a twig.

01:35:14.000 It's not going to be a whittled tiger.

01:35:15.000 Well, it's also over time.

01:35:16.000 I always say when you have kids, it's like you both own the Mets.

01:35:19.000 Yeah.

01:35:20.000 And when you own a baseball team, you've got a lot to talk about besides abortion.

01:35:24.000 I'd like to think Daphne's more of the Yankees, but more rings.

01:35:32.000 I'm sorry.

01:35:36.000 They're doing good this year.

01:35:39.000 And the Mets bet.

01:35:43.000 I'm down $260 this year.

01:35:46.000 Not down overall.

01:35:47.000 My total number is like still over $1,000, I believe.

01:35:51.000 Awesome.

01:35:52.000 But I owe the bookie $260.

01:35:54.000 Anyway, keep going with that.

01:35:56.000 Because he has another piece of great advice.

01:35:58.000 You can smell that.

01:36:00.000 You can make it work.

01:36:02.000 And by the way, it's never easy because men and women fundamentally don't understand each other.

01:36:06.000 That's the whole joy in it.

01:36:07.000 That's why marriage makes you grow is because you don't really understand the other person.

01:36:11.000 So you have to try every day to decipher what that person's saying.

01:36:15.000 Have more children than you can afford.

01:36:17.000 Take a job you're not qualified for.

01:36:20.000 Like go balls out.

01:36:21.000 You know, just go balls out.

01:36:23.000 I don't know what is everyone waiting for.

01:36:24.000 That's awesome.

01:36:25.000 You know, have some adventure in your life.

01:36:27.000 Do something crazy.

01:36:28.000 I mean it.

01:36:28.000 And I don't mean, you know, go to Bali.

01:36:31.000 Skip Bali, please.

01:36:33.000 What an Instagram cliche that is.

01:36:39.000 Cool.

01:36:40.000 All right.

01:36:41.000 That's a great way to end it.

01:36:42.000 Let's get to the final vid.

01:36:46.000 Clicking, loading, clicking.

01:37:02.000 Go for the second one, Ryan.

01:37:04.000 I thought this was a really great example of changing your perspective on a problem.

01:37:08.000 You got to sort of, when you have a problem, you got to think outside the box.

01:37:12.000 This might be why Better Call Sol is my favorite show.

01:37:15.000 Yes, at going above Sopranos, because I just love the way that he, instead of wallowing in a problem, he comes up with a solution.

01:37:23.000 It's always fucking MacGyver levels, over the top insane, but he comes at it from a new angle.

01:37:29.000 So If there's something wrong with your life these days, you're going to need some courage to make some big decisions.

01:37:35.000 But while you're doing that, you should also consider separate angles.

01:37:48.000 Ew, that dog looks weird.

01:38:06.000 And that's interesting because he knows the pain sort of kicks in his brain and his primal brain starts going, all right, we got to figure out this problem because that fucking hurt.

01:38:17.000 I'm not squeezing out there.

01:38:19.000 Okay, I'm going to get out.

01:38:30.000 There we go.

01:38:31.000 The way is through.

01:38:32.000 Ready to rock.

01:38:34.000 Can't go under it.

01:38:35.000 Can't go around it.

01:38:36.000 Go through it.

01:38:38.000 Get fired.

01:38:38.000 Get in trouble.

01:38:39.000 Be brave.

01:38:40.000 And never stop fighting.

01:39:04.000 How can you?

01:39:05.000 Deeper down, you close to the cousin and sister, no.

01:39:08.000 How can you?

01:39:08.000 Pairly tempted man, you think you wavy dog.

01:39:12.000 Could piece up aside, or disciples up at ends.

01:39:14.000 That's crazy, dog.

01:39:15.000 You lousy dog.

01:39:17.000 Painful.

01:39:18.000 Yeah.

01:39:18.000 People don't change minds.

01:39:20.000 As long as I've been a move system, it's obvious when I'm in emotion, but they can go my feet to you.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 25, 2022

S4E146 - MANIC DEPRESSIVE MONDAYS

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