Comedian Ryan Fields ( ) joins the boys to talk about his new stand-up comedy show in New York City, his love of The Replacements, and a new game he plays at his local bar called Duck Dice.
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00:02:16.000I want to show some blacks behaving badly, which I'm always uncomfortable about.
00:02:21.000Like, I think I know why the media is so scared to do it, because it's an inconvenient truth that black crime is out of control in this country, and it's only getting worse.
00:02:35.000We have a solution, and we'll get to that too.
00:02:37.000But we might as well just dive into it, right, Ryan?
00:12:58.000White cop shoots her, Not in the head, but in the leg, which is something everyone always demands of the police, that they become Jesse James and they don't shoot them in the chest or the head and they just injure them.
00:16:12.000They shot her husband at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel on July 21st.
00:16:17.000According to court documents, Weems said she shot him after confronting him about accusations that he was molesting children at the Baltimore County daycare.
00:18:35.000We don't like to face the fact that we have serious black behavioral problems in this country.
00:18:41.000But part of facing the truth is telling the truth.
00:18:45.000So let's do a green screen and catch up on some triple B's.
00:19:02.000So let's just start with a Nick Mullen recap.
00:19:05.000Nick was talking shit on my boy, Ant, and he said, yeah, Anthony, after this woman beat the shit out of him, or attacked him, I should say, he went on Twitter and said that the black community has got a real problem with violence,
00:19:34.000He said they have a well, he may have said that woman was a savage animal, but his point was that the black community has a real problem with this jump to violence.
00:19:43.000Now, when you combine this with a defund the police movement and a lack of bail, what do you have?
00:21:17.000New footage shows the sheer scale of that match.
00:21:19.000Now, the Disney World brawl we covered before, it was based on a woman leaving to go to the bathroom and then wanting to get her spot back in line.
00:21:28.000Now, I don't know if she kept some guys there to mark her space or she just wanted it marked.
00:21:34.000But the amazing thing about this brawl is that it goes on and on and on.
00:21:40.000And 100% of one side is fighting 100% of the other side.
00:21:44.000It's not like one from each side is fighting.
00:27:07.000Oh, and then Lincoln Park, not the place, not the band.
00:27:11.000They always say in Chicago there's these food deserts in Chicago where black areas have nothing but bodegas and chain stores like Dunkin' Donuts.
00:29:19.000You know, Anthony Kumia, when he watched that, he said, you know, I bet if you put all of the white serial killers ever, like John Wayne Gacy, Bundy, in there, they would all help him.
00:29:29.000Like the worst white Jeffrey Dahmer would be like, I'm not going to eat him.
00:35:26.000And if you want to see even worse behavior, you may want to come to our hometown of New York City, where men fight the cops because they know they're not going to get shot and they're going to be released immediately, which is exactly what happened to this guy.
00:36:55.000When I got there, the black cop had the boy on the floor, knee on his back, and his face was bleeding.
00:37:00.000Audi, we all tried talking to the cop and telling him to take his knee off.
00:37:04.000Obviously, we know what happened with George Floyd.
00:37:06.000Then like 15 officers pulled up and didn't something.
00:37:12.000That guy wants to make sure that he doesn't get beat up by any of his brothers for being a snitch.
00:37:19.000Okay, finally, let's end this with the white guy behaving badly because I feel, although this is all true, real footage not doctored, just like you and just like leftist media, I'm uncomfortable right now.
00:37:31.000It's not a good feeling showcasing this, and this is probably why the news does it.
00:40:10.000They are their own third world countries.
00:40:12.000And the only hope for Zimbabwe, South Africa, and other disgusting shitholes is for the people there to start defending their own community.
00:42:58.000And it's funny, too, that while they say Matt Goetz fucked a child, they're also saying pedophiles are awesome, and it's just a disorder, and it's part of the spectrum.
00:43:32.000But women tend to not be great at this, discussing the news, not saying shit that can get you sued, being intelligent, not being intelligent in general.
00:43:44.000I am a feminist at the end of the day.
00:43:48.000We love you, but we just know what you're good at, and we know what you tend generally as a pattern to thrive at, which is creating and shaping life, which is a pretty impressive job.
00:43:58.000It's not like we're saying you're good at tennis.
00:44:01.000But when you're in a male sphere, like noticing patterns and coming up with systems and trying to save the country from disgusting communist freaks who constantly lie and spread propaganda that damages our children,
00:44:17.000that's kind of, we tend to do better at that, generally.
00:44:46.000They were out there, neo-Nazis were in the front of turning, out there, in front of the conference, with anti-Semitic slurs.
00:44:55.000And the Nazi swastika and a picture of a so-called Jewish person with exaggerated features, just like Goebbels did in the Hitler during the Third Reich.
00:45:07.000It's the same thing, right out of that same playbook.
00:45:10.000Okay, and DeSantis did not say anything about it.
00:45:39.000Secondly, Turning Point and Ron DeSantis might not have even known they were there, but they definitely did not embrace them or accept them, which, of course, it's retarded.
00:48:56.000If the so-called Antifa, who are anti-fascist, that's what Antifa is saying to, would go there and protest, then Antifa would get a bad reputation.
00:49:10.000So the Nazis showed up, and again, they were feds, at a turning point event, and they got a bad reputation, yeah, because of World War II and the Holocaust.
00:52:04.000Medical students walk out on Keynote Speaker with views against abortion.
00:52:07.000Dozens of medical students walked out of the University of Michigan's white coat ceremony on July 24th to protest Dr. Kristen Collier's speech.
00:54:12.000And that's why I love the beginning of that feminism thing because someone like Gina Bontempo, she's not a nine, but she's taken herself from five to like 7.5 just by not being fat and working out and being feminine.
00:54:28.000Anyway, I'm stepping on my own material.
00:55:28.000They dismember the body inside there, then they pluck it out.
00:55:31.000But then they have to rebuild the body on a tray to make sure they didn't leave like a finger in there.
00:55:37.000And then they literally count the fingers and toes to make sure there's no toe floating around in there.
00:55:42.000Like in the Kermit Gosnell documentary, the nurses talk about nightmares they'd have because they could hear the babies crying outside the womb as they died.
00:55:52.000And Kermit Gosnell would make jokes about it.
00:58:59.000As soon as ancient human remains are excavated, archaeologists begin the work of determining a number of traits about the individual, including age, race, and gender.
00:59:05.000Isn't it funny that they deny race and gender exists?
00:59:09.000They still admit age exists, but that won't be for long.
00:59:11.000Soon you'll be able to identify as a 10-year-old.
00:59:16.000This is what Matt Walsh talks about in What is a Woman.
00:59:20.000You deny that anyone can know what a woman is, yet anyone with a microscope, any anthropologist who notices patterns can tell you immediately the age, race, and gender or something, someone.
00:59:32.000And we can build their whole face and hair and everything with DNA samples.
00:59:36.000They make wanted posters from DNA samples.
00:59:40.000Now, you don't know how he cuts his hair, but you know his skin tone, everything.
00:59:45.000I think it's called, what's it called?
01:02:53.000The other gave the man a drink and sent him away.
01:02:55.000The happy Mackey staff let me stay inside until I was sure he's gone.
01:02:59.000I was shaking my head, which was embarrassing, but they were kind of gave me like, this woman should be in that fucking womb with that baby lamb.
01:03:07.000Stress doesn't make me lose my appetite, so she's clearly a fat pig.
01:03:11.000I went back to my desk, felt a bit weird, ate lunch, carried on with my day.
01:03:14.000Being sexually harassed on my lunch break.
01:03:16.000I'm not sure you were sexually harassed, my dear.
01:05:51.000Twitter is controlling the national conversation, and it's a million assholes and 20 million bots repeating propaganda sent down from the far left.
01:07:18.000This is a fun one from last week where our favorite fact checker, Glenn something, Glenn Kessler, I think he's at the Washington Post, yeah.
01:07:36.000Glenn Kessler doesn't know the difference between had and have.
01:07:40.000Well, I'll tell you, Glenn, had is past tense.
01:07:44.000If you had cancer, it doesn't mean you have cancer.
01:07:47.000If you have cancer, it means you have cancer.
01:07:52.000And then, with this pathetic mistake where you don't know the difference between present and past tense, he starts it out with, how dumb is this?
01:11:49.000But all kidding aside, it's a matter of the thing, we are simpatico on our philosophy of government and simpatico on how we want to approach these issues that we're facing.
01:12:02.000And so I don't have, and when we disagree, it'll be just like so far, it's been just like when Barack and I did.
01:14:07.000So speaking of Kamala, let's check in with her and her ridiculous thing that is the thing that is ridiculous, where she repeats a ridiculous thing in a ridiculous way because she's ridiculous.
01:14:20.000So I'm here to ask you to do what you know how to do, because when you do what you do on all of these issues, the American people win.
01:15:51.000I rise today to promote the Commission to study slavery and develop reparation proposals as a way of redress, repair, and restoration for the 246 years of slavery.
01:17:16.000Tucker, I'm not going to accuse him of stealing, but coincidentally, he's been talking about how you got to get married, you got to have kids.
01:17:23.000And then what else was he also talking about recently where I was like, that's my shit.
01:17:27.000But I like it because Owen Benjamin freed me from this.
01:17:36.000Oh, yeah, Tucker did a whole thing on depression and chemical imbalance and how we're over-medicating and we should just change our lifestyles.
01:17:46.000But Owen said, it's very freeing when you stop being obsessed with trademark and copyright.
01:18:04.000And if that is true, then there's no way she's going to run.
01:18:07.000I think that's why Oprah's not running.
01:18:09.000Not because she's a dude, but because she's got too many skeletons in her closet.
01:18:13.000But I wouldn't put all my eggs in that basket.
01:18:16.000Jesse Waters says, Many people are saying it looks like Michelle Obama could be making plans for 2024.
01:18:20.000Now, I got really scared when Joe Rogan brought it up because I think Joe does what Trump does.
01:18:26.000He gets an inside scoop from someone reliable and then presents it as a Kakamimi theory he's just throwing out there so he'll look like Nostradamus when it happens.
01:18:35.000So I don't like when Joe and Donald do theories about doom and gloom because I suspect it's not a theory.
01:19:21.000In a new Quinnipiac poll, 71% of Americans are reappearing, hitting the airwaves to push her new book and tell us how awful America has become.
01:20:13.000And this book seems awfully political.
01:20:15.000Michelle's last book sold 17 million copies.
01:20:19.000It wasn't as good as How I Saved the World, but you know, people seem to like it.
01:20:23.000Let's just say she did really well in the royalty department.
01:20:27.000And that's on top of the $65 million book deal her and Barack signed for their memoirs in 2017.
01:20:33.000And the podcast agreement they inked with Spotify for 25 mil before jumping shipped to Audible since they couldn't be seen in the same room as Joe Rogan.
01:20:44.000Or, you know, their Netflix production pact that could earn them up to $50 million.
01:20:48.000Isn't it just funny how constant harping about racism and how evil America is pretty much destroyed this country and created the national divorce?
01:21:00.000Trump showed up at the 11th hour to try to save the day, but he wasn't strong enough and the left had too much power.
01:21:09.000And then they go into the private sector and start wokeifying and thus destroying all of these corporations.
01:21:16.000Netflix started going broke as soon as they made everything woke.
01:21:21.000Luckily, Joe Rogan pushed them out of Spotify or Spotify would be done.
01:26:26.000And what I should do is when they're arguing about peanut butter and jelly, I should go, do you think black people have different skull shapes than white people?
01:28:06.000And then there's another angle to it, too, where I hear people quitting because they say like, oh, they're working me 12 hours a day or something.
01:30:22.000And then that other dude, that closeted homo who buys Howard Stern's clothes for a living, Ralph.
01:30:27.000Ralph, Jason, and Dave all came down hard on Ronnie for being a white supremacist because he might have voted for Trump, though we're not sure.
01:30:39.000And the thing that pissed me off, too, is that's an elitist view to do that to working class people like Ronnie.
01:30:46.000The Stern brand was built on the working class.
01:30:49.000Ronnie's the only working class guy left.
01:30:52.000And then they all turn on him like fucking jackals when they find that he's doing working class things like appreciating Trump.
01:30:59.000Who, believe it or not, is kind of a working class candidate.
01:31:02.000Yeah, to come to think of it, all of them look like weird plastic Hollywood freaks, and he's the only one who looks normal with a normal backdrop.
01:31:11.000Gavin, this Crypt Eddie show has the sprinkles.
01:31:13.000On the next episode, get him to interview Linda.
01:31:16.000Also, the network is more inclusive than Star Wars, Batman, and Marvel combined.
01:31:20.000And with the fag zone, you are the most progressive comedy company in the world.
01:32:49.000Dear Haggis and Fagis, saw your segment on antidepressants.
01:32:52.000Want to share my take, given both my experience with depression and my degrees in psychology social work.
01:32:59.000First off, psychiatric medication is more connected with psychiatry, which requires an MD to practice, hence the entrenchment with pharmaceutical companies.
01:33:06.000Psychologists cannot prescribe medication, except in New Mexico.
01:33:11.000But they offer therapy and may be fairly well read on what these medications do.
01:33:15.000As with most healthcare situations, there's often a team of professionals, psychologists, psychiatrist, social worker, who collaborate to create a treatment plan.
01:33:25.000For instance, a psychiatrist might provide a small amount of therapy time, but doctors and nurses can sometimes be a prisoner to the linear thinking they inherited from their schooling.
01:33:56.000This was a lot more interesting the first time I read it.
01:34:01.000Look at how hormone therapy for gender dysphoria has led to people committing suicide less than a decade later.
01:34:07.000If I had to choose, I prefer to deal solely with the underlying issues of a mental health condition than deal with the additional irreversible psychological problems.
01:34:17.000Just like alcohol, cocaine, heroin, psychiatric drugs do not solve problems that can be better solved with therapy, a healthy lifestyle, or improved environment.
01:34:24.000And as far as therapy goes, be a chatterbox.
01:34:28.000Like I have interesting conversations at my pub every fucking day.
01:34:44.000Like sometimes I'll be talking to more than one person who's special, like can't function in society, needs a social worker to come by and make sure they've showered.
01:34:56.000And then other times I'll be talking to executives, guys in finance, very successful businessmen, all at the same fucking place.
01:35:04.000And the conversations are all equally interesting.
01:35:07.000Well, with the retards, it's just more like playing a game with a kid.
01:35:11.000But as far as like blue-collar schlubs, retired cops, and successful guys in finance, same level of interesting.
01:35:22.000And you get the therapy in there because you're telling stories, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:35:25.000You got to make sure you don't talk about yourself too much.
01:35:28.000But you do like, this guy fell off a cliff, this guy's hit by a bus.
01:35:31.000You do two of those and you can do, I got run over.
01:35:36.000And then they do a couple stories, and then you have about 20% of the things you say can be about you.
01:35:49.000And it's from someone who's not getting paid, someone who genuinely cares.
01:35:55.000One of the main things you promote and have promoted over the years is for young men to put a ring on it and start a family, to have babies.
01:36:01.000Lots of viewers have taken your advice to heart and better their lives for it.