Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E147 - WHALES HATE US

00:00:14.000 New York in the guns.

00:00:44.000 That is the smash hit, I don't know, from one of my favorite bands, The Replacements.

00:00:50.000 I was trying to think of a song that has a great peppy intro to make the show fun.

00:00:56.000 That's from their album, Pleased to Meet Me.

00:00:58.000 I'm embarrassed to say that's the first album I bought of theirs right when it came out.

00:01:03.000 I just like the cover.

00:01:04.000 Then I discovered that they had a whole hardcore past with Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out the Trash.

00:01:12.000 And then I got Tim and what's the one, Let It Be?

00:01:20.000 Where they're on the roof.

00:01:21.000 And then Bonk.

00:01:23.000 Wow.

00:01:24.000 What a fucking band.

00:01:26.000 I saw them recently.

00:01:27.000 They were great.

00:01:28.000 Although, Paul Westerberg, the singer, they were all dressed like elves, which is funny.

00:01:32.000 But Paul Westerberg had skechers on.

00:01:43.000 If you're going to be an elf, you got to have like buckle shoes or something.

00:01:49.000 I don't like when people have a costume and the shoes aren't right.

00:01:51.000 Like Conor McGregor dressed up his baby in a tuxedo, but he had like socks on.

00:01:59.000 Aren't you in bounce?

00:02:01.000 You got to go a whole hog.

00:02:02.000 If your kid's dressed up in a tuxedo, he needs little tiny dress shoes.

00:02:09.000 Bruh.

00:02:12.000 God, we got a lot of shit to cover today.

00:02:15.000 It's going to be a heavy day.

00:02:16.000 I want to show some blacks behaving badly, which I'm always uncomfortable about. 1.00

00:02:21.000 Like, I think I know why the media is so scared to do it, because it's an inconvenient truth that black crime is out of control in this country, and it's only getting worse. 1.00

00:02:35.000 We have a solution, and we'll get to that too.

00:02:37.000 But we might as well just dive into it, right, Ryan?

00:02:41.000 I believe so.

00:02:43.000 Now, Ryan's working on the sizzle reel for the two comedy shows we got coming up, Vegas and Dallas.

00:02:48.000 New York is TBA.

00:02:51.000 And it's coming along well?

00:02:53.000 Come along well, yes.

00:02:54.000 We just want to give people a little taste of what it's like to be there because it really is exciting and fun.

00:02:57.000 And nobody's seen any footage yet.

00:02:59.000 Okay.

00:03:01.000 A lot of the footage is the back of my head.

00:03:04.000 And the side.

00:03:05.000 And the side.

00:03:06.000 Hey.

00:03:07.000 Hey.

00:03:09.000 We've got a lot of shows coming.

00:03:11.000 In Dallas, we have to do four shows.

00:03:14.000 Whoa.

00:03:15.000 I thought it was.

00:03:16.000 And my whole thing with stand-up is never repeat the same set ever.

00:03:20.000 But I may have to bend that rule.

00:03:23.000 Although I got a lot of funny bits.

00:03:24.000 I mean, this show is fucking stand-up comedy all day, every day.

00:03:28.000 Yeah.

00:03:30.000 All day.

00:03:31.000 We play this game at my local bar called Duck Dice.

00:03:36.000 There's six die, right?

00:03:39.000 And I think two of them are ducks.

00:03:42.000 Yeah.

00:03:43.000 Two of them are just ducks all around.

00:03:46.000 You shake them up.

00:03:48.000 You roll them out.

00:03:50.000 You want to get as many similarities as possible.

00:03:52.000 So the ideal hand would be six sixes in the first roll.

00:03:58.000 If you got, say, four sixes and two ducks, that's still six sixes because the ducks are wild.

00:04:04.000 If you roll and you get two twos with your first roll, that sucks.

00:04:08.000 So then you roll again.

00:04:09.000 Now you have three twos.

00:04:10.000 Not great.

00:04:11.000 So then you roll again.

00:04:12.000 You keep those three twos.

00:04:14.000 And then you get nothing else.

00:04:16.000 So now you rolled all day and you got three twos.

00:04:21.000 You're going to lose.

00:04:23.000 And are you putting money on this?

00:04:25.000 Five bucks.

00:04:27.000 I am never going to financially recover from this.

00:04:30.000 The dummies, I left for a minute.

00:04:33.000 I come back the next day.

00:04:35.000 Some fat newbies came in. 1.00

00:04:40.000 And they own a bar in Connecticut, apparently.

00:04:43.000 And they kept going up and up and up.

00:04:45.000 And then the morons, my friends, the locals, start going up to 100.

00:04:51.000 100 per bet.

00:04:53.000 So the two newbies, I don't know if they're dice sharks and they're just good at rolling.

00:04:59.000 One left with $1,200.

00:05:00.000 The other left with $2,000.

00:05:02.000 What?

00:05:03.000 So I come in.

00:05:05.000 Oh, sorry.

00:05:05.000 It wasn't the next day.

00:05:06.000 I came in later on and everyone was just wasted and pissed off.

00:05:10.000 How the fuck?

00:05:12.000 Yeah, and the chick, when he won $1,200, she goes, you should pay everyone's bar tab. 0.69

00:05:17.000 And he's like, well, I'll buy a round.

00:05:19.000 Meanwhile, with $1,200, there's only like six people there.

00:05:22.000 Their bar tabs would have been like $30 each.

00:05:26.000 $180 out of $1,200?

00:05:28.000 And you'd be made.

00:05:29.000 You'd be in the mafia.

00:05:31.000 Like whenever you came into that bar for the rest of your life, you're an instant local.

00:05:36.000 And then when she won her $2,000, guess how many bar tabs she paid? 1.00

00:05:41.000 Like five.

00:05:42.000 Oh.

00:05:43.000 Oh.

00:05:44.000 You should pay a bar tab.

00:05:46.000 I shouldn't pay a bar tab.

00:05:48.000 That was too much of indecence.

00:05:50.000 That's right.

00:05:51.000 Those are wild numbers for dice, in my opinion, as a non-dice player.

00:05:55.000 Actually, I rolled some dice last night.

00:05:57.000 You don't say?

00:05:58.000 Yes.

00:05:59.000 In our D ⁇ D Discord group.

00:06:02.000 And guess who played?

00:06:04.000 Nerds and losers? 1.00

00:06:06.000 Well, if you consider our very own Lotus, a nerd and loser. 1.00

00:06:09.000 Oh, she's not a loser, but she's a nerd. 1.00

00:06:13.000 It's true.

00:06:15.000 So she's in Epic Mealtime Harley Mornstein.

00:06:18.000 He just joined.

00:06:20.000 My buddy Ray.

00:06:24.000 I'm trying to get Jim Goad.

00:06:25.000 I think he would kill it.

00:06:27.000 So are you the Dungeon Master?

00:06:29.000 No, no, no.

00:06:30.000 You have to practice for at least a year to become a Dungeon Master.

00:06:33.000 So who's the Dungeon Master?

00:06:35.000 My cousin Jordan.

00:06:37.000 And we also got a guy, Phil.

00:06:39.000 enough, enough.

00:06:40.000 You're bad for the brand.

00:06:41.000 We're going to get everybody on shut up play.

00:06:43.000 Let's start the show.

00:06:45.000 Fine.

00:06:46.000 So, let's have a monster truck come from here and go that way. 0.88

00:06:50.000 And then Donald Trump will come out on an eagle facing me.

00:06:54.000 And then I'll go like that, and then he'll go that way too.

00:06:57.000 Bonus points, where's the explosion come from?

00:07:00.000 The middle?

00:07:02.000 But specifically.

00:07:03.000 The ground up.

00:07:05.000 We'll see.

00:07:07.000 Oh, I'm looking.

00:07:08.000 Yeah, and it goes that way.

00:07:09.000 Bye.

00:07:16.000 Oh, I see.

00:07:16.000 It comes from there.

00:07:19.000 Your bottom left.

00:07:20.000 Yeah.

00:07:20.000 I'm going to have to draw another arrow on my desk because I'm so fucking stupid.

00:07:24.000 I don't know why I find that so challenging.

00:07:26.000 And I don't know why I'm so annoyed by Elon Musk's face here.

00:07:30.000 Yeah.

00:07:31.000 Aren't you?

00:07:32.000 Isn't this better?

00:07:34.000 It's never really bothered me, to be honest, but if you're bothered, I'm bothered.

00:07:38.000 So whales are bothered. 0.77

00:07:40.000 They don't like us anymore.

00:07:41.000 I don't know what we did, but this was going around.

00:07:45.000 Some guy's just minding his own business.

00:07:47.000 Whamo!

00:07:51.000 What kind of whale is that?

00:07:52.000 Oh, somebody Vin Dieseled.

00:07:54.000 Oh! 0.60

00:07:57.000 Oh! 0.60

00:08:04.000 It's a little baby Vin Diesel.

00:08:07.000 You know, when my sons were born, they were screaming their heads off.

00:08:10.000 When my daughter was born, she just sort of went, oh.

00:08:14.000 And she was looking at me.

00:08:15.000 I went, are you okay?

00:08:16.000 And that's kind of what she's like now.

00:08:19.000 Like I could say, the house is on fire.

00:08:20.000 And my sons would go, holy fuck.

00:08:23.000 And my daughter would go, okay, I'll get my stuff. 0.99

00:08:28.000 Born that way.

00:08:30.000 And then this one is less common.

00:08:32.000 Motherfuckers out in the kayak. 0.62

00:08:34.000 Motherfucking whale eats the ass. 1.00

00:08:38.000 And then he barfs them out because there's a boat.

00:08:42.000 If anyone's, I cannot recommend this enough.

00:08:44.000 If anyone's trying to eat you, make sure you're encapsulated with a giant piece of yellow plastic.

00:08:56.000 You don't realize that's the bottom of his...

00:08:58.000 The boat's yellow.

00:08:59.000 That thing you see there?

00:09:01.000 That's him.

00:09:04.000 Damn.

00:09:05.000 I'm sorry.

00:09:06.000 It's fucking hilarious to be eaten by a whale.

00:09:09.000 Yeah, that's Pinocchio shit.

00:09:18.000 I don't think you could turn around and walk away.

00:09:20.000 Has a whale ever eaten a guy?

00:09:22.000 Look that up.

00:09:28.000 I don't think they can digest us.

00:09:31.000 We got a lot of bones.

00:09:33.000 And we always wear clothes.

00:09:35.000 We always got clothes in the way.

00:09:37.000 It seems like it'd be easy to get out, too.

00:09:39.000 Man swallowed by humpback whale was one in a trillion.

00:09:43.000 So it's not very common.

00:09:45.000 And this guy survived it.

00:09:46.000 Wait, did the I think the guy above survived too?

00:09:48.000 He looks the same guy.

00:09:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:51.000 Yeah, so they've never really done it.

00:09:53.000 Huh.

00:09:56.000 And then some fucking chick was told not to go in the water, and some monk seal is there, and he goes, you're going to go near my pups. 1.00

00:10:06.000 Don't do it.

00:10:07.000 This is like, you know, those hippos that you see attacking boats and biting everyone in half?

00:10:12.000 That's just protective mothers. 1.00

00:10:14.000 A hippo will kick your fucking ass.

00:10:16.000 Do you have any idea how many hippo deaths there are?

00:10:20.000 Thousands.

00:10:22.000 You look up every other animal.

00:10:23.000 A moose.

00:10:24.000 A deer are a lot because they get stuck on the road.

00:10:27.000 Same with moose.

00:10:28.000 People hit them with their cars.

00:10:29.000 That's in the hundreds.

00:10:30.000 Shark attacks are nothing.

00:10:31.000 That's like five.

00:10:33.000 Fucking hippos is like 2,000 people a year.

00:10:37.000 They're really bad news.

00:10:39.000 Anyway, after she ignored warnings and went swimming, classic modern ladies, classic broads. 1.00

00:10:49.000 Go down.

00:10:50.000 We have this on.

00:10:51.000 Now it's very small, so you're probably going to want to blow her up. 0.54

00:10:59.000 They bite.

00:11:10.000 I'm so annoyed by her.

00:11:12.000 Get out! 0.98

00:11:14.000 Get out! 0.98

00:11:16.000 Yeah, I think that's occurred to her.

00:11:19.000 I have an idea.

00:11:20.000 Get out.

00:11:22.000 Get away from the thing that wants to kill you.

00:11:31.000 Yeah, that's worse than where'd you last see your keys.

00:11:35.000 Like, nigga, if I knew, I wouldn't be asking you to kill me. 1.00

00:11:37.000 Remember in high school?

00:11:38.000 I can't find my blah, blah.

00:11:39.000 Did you check your locker?

00:11:41.000 Yes, I did check my locker, obviously.

00:11:45.000 You check your pockets.

00:11:49.000 Well, you fucking didn't check your pockets when you broke down your own door to the tune of $800.

00:11:54.000 That's true.

00:11:56.000 I was just thinking about that the other day.

00:11:58.000 You could have, like, stayed at my house.

00:11:59.000 You could have done a million things.

00:12:01.000 I wanted to get...

00:12:02.000 It was a long night.

00:12:02.000 I remember it being long and arduous.

00:12:06.000 So you broke your own door down?

00:12:08.000 I just slammed into the door until it broke and then entered.

00:12:12.000 One of the dumbest things you've ever done.

00:12:14.000 And you're one of the dumbest people I've ever met.

00:12:16.000 So that's two.

00:12:17.000 I can't, you know, being dumb.

00:12:18.000 The dumb diagram.

00:12:19.000 Being dumb ain't easy.

00:12:20.000 You gotta work at it.

00:12:22.000 Well, if you're gonna be dumb, you better be tough.

00:12:24.000 That's right.

00:12:25.000 If you get knocked down, you better get back up.

00:12:28.000 It's true.

00:12:30.000 So the reason I bring up these stories is because they are front page news.

00:12:37.000 But this is not.

00:12:39.000 I saw that monk story.

00:12:41.000 It was higher up on Daily Mail than this.

00:12:44.000 A black woman went to conduct a mass shooting, Odufua, Portia Odufua. 1.00

00:12:55.000 And she starts shooting into the air. 0.56

00:12:57.000 Cops show up.

00:12:58.000 White cop shoots her, Not in the head, but in the leg, which is something everyone always demands of the police, that they become Jesse James and they don't shoot them in the chest or the head and they just injure them.

00:13:09.000 Well, you got your wish.

00:13:11.000 They prevented a mass shooting.

00:13:14.000 Crickets.

00:13:16.000 Like, this story has barely been in the fucking news.

00:13:19.000 Go down.

00:13:22.000 She looks like a little cartoon. 0.99

00:13:25.000 I don't know what she looks like.

00:13:27.000 Naughty and big ears.

00:13:29.000 Little British cartoon puppet.

00:13:33.000 And there's the people.

00:13:34.000 Look at this woman, too.

00:13:35.000 Speaking of the 60-year-old and the monksy, like, get on the fucking ground. 0.97

00:13:40.000 She's standing behind some plastic thing.

00:13:43.000 Like, it's going to protect her.

00:13:45.000 Even if it was aluminum, it's not going to protect you.

00:13:48.000 People think cars are going to protect you.

00:13:50.000 Not unless you're behind the wheel well.

00:13:57.000 Can you hear anything?

00:13:58.000 Look at her.

00:14:02.000 This woman, by the way, has a long criminal history. 0.99

00:14:04.000 She robbed a bank recently.

00:14:09.000 She claimed to be God's prophet.

00:14:16.000 And go to 1.6.

00:14:17.000 This is another story that was way higher up on the above the fold is the media newspaper term.

00:14:27.000 I thought this was weird.

00:14:28.000 So this woman shoots her cop husband in the head.

00:14:33.000 Is he dead?

00:14:38.000 She told police, she wrote in notes later.

00:14:40.000 Now, oh, he's alive.

00:14:42.000 That's quite a noggin you got there, bro.

00:14:45.000 You get shot in the head.

00:14:46.000 Now, here's my question about this case.

00:14:48.000 Scroll down a bit so that people can see the pictures.

00:14:51.000 How do you molest kids plural? 0.90

00:14:56.000 That's the one who shot him.

00:14:59.000 That's the alleged molester.

00:15:02.000 But multiple counts.

00:15:04.000 Is this like a mass shooting where you go in and you start mass molesting?

00:15:08.000 Like the second you've molested one kid, that should be the end.

00:15:14.000 What is going on in society here?

00:15:17.000 The parents went, hey, look, we got to tell you something.

00:15:20.000 We let a few go, but he's been molesting lots of our kids.

00:15:26.000 Wait, go back to the video.

00:15:35.000 We don't have to say that.

00:15:41.000 The case continues for Shanteri Weems, a woman whose lawyer says she's not so much as gotten a parking ticket.

00:15:49.000 Well, she remains in custody, and her lawyer says every day behind bars is like living in hell.

00:15:55.000 Miss Weems has never been arrested in her life.

00:15:57.000 She doesn't have a criminal.

00:15:58.000 She doesn't even have a bad traffic record. 0.84

00:16:00.000 Every single day in there is pedal.

00:16:02.000 She shot someone in the head. 0.99

00:16:03.000 The sooner we can help her, the better.

00:16:04.000 You better hope he's a pedophile.

00:16:06.000 I could have no criminal record and shoot somebody in the head and then be a great guy.

00:16:10.000 He's behind bars for Weems.

00:16:12.000 I mean, that's...

00:16:12.000 They shot her husband at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel on July 21st.

00:16:17.000 According to court documents, Weems said she shot him after confronting him about accusations that he was molesting children at the Baltimore County daycare.

00:16:25.000 That's the part I don't get.

00:16:27.000 Molesting.

00:16:28.000 Present tense.

00:16:30.000 What?

00:16:32.000 How did this happen more than once?

00:16:35.000 I guess it's possible that all the kids kept it secret, and then when one told, all the others said, yeah, me too, me too, me too.

00:16:42.000 I hope that's what fucking happened.

00:16:44.000 You won't be molested no more.

00:16:45.000 Just to understand whether the person is a dead man.

00:16:47.000 Well, he's fine.

00:16:48.000 Well, what's 1.7?

00:16:52.000 Yeah, that's what we're talking about right now, right?

00:16:53.000 That's the same thing.

00:16:57.000 I got the same article in there twice.

00:16:59.000 Yes, I do.

00:17:00.000 Okay, so then go to 1.8.

00:17:01.000 This was the top story in the news.

00:17:07.000 If a nigga wants smoke, I'm at my crib in five minutes. 1.00

00:17:10.000 Florida rapper Raleigh Bands dares his haters on Instagram to confront him and is shot dead.

00:17:15.000 Let's hear some of Raleigh Bands.

00:17:18.000 There he is.

00:17:19.000 What you going to do, bitch? 1.00

00:17:20.000 You think you can smoke me?

00:17:23.000 You think you got ops?

00:17:24.000 I got ops.

00:17:26.000 And I wipe out my ops.

00:17:29.000 I don't take shit.

00:17:30.000 You think you want to get sweet?

00:17:32.000 Come on down, motherfucker. 1.00

00:17:34.000 I'll show you what.

00:17:37.000 Yeah, the shots rang out this afternoon, and tonight the suspects are still on the loose.

00:17:41.000 Jack Royer joins us live in the studio with what we know tonight.

00:17:43.000 Jack.

00:17:44.000 Josh, Jen, the sheriff's office asking for help tonight finding suspects who fled this scene near the USFP.

00:17:48.000 Time Charles.

00:17:49.000 Which direction they fled?

00:17:50.000 That happened.

00:17:52.000 So yeah, that's enough of all that.

00:17:54.000 So all of these stories, the whale attacks, the monk seal, the crazy shit with the rapper gets top billing.

00:18:00.000 We don't hear about a mass shooting from a black woman that was prevented by a white cop.

00:18:05.000 If the races were reversed and a MAGA dude shot off some shots and a black cop saved the day, oh my God. 0.77

00:18:13.000 We've been hearing about it for 100 years.

00:18:15.000 The races were reversed.

00:18:17.000 So the problem is that blacks behaving badly on the media. 1.00

00:18:22.000 People don't like to see it.

00:18:24.000 It's an inconvenient truth.

00:18:26.000 I don't like it.

00:18:27.000 I've actually had this list ready for a few days and I've been like, wow, let's do it tomorrow.

00:18:32.000 I've been pushing it off.

00:18:33.000 So I'm guilty of this.

00:18:35.000 We don't like to face the fact that we have serious black behavioral problems in this country. 1.00

00:18:41.000 But part of facing the truth is telling the truth.

00:18:45.000 So let's do a green screen and catch up on some triple B's. 0.97

00:19:02.000 So let's just start with a Nick Mullen recap.

00:19:05.000 Nick was talking shit on my boy, Ant, and he said, yeah, Anthony, after this woman beat the shit out of him, or attacked him, I should say, he went on Twitter and said that the black community has got a real problem with violence,

00:19:21.000 which is a horrible thing to say.

00:19:24.000 Like these people are all fucking savage animals.

00:19:27.000 That's why he's going to be a little bit more.

00:19:28.000 And then Sirius was like, yeah, you got to go.

00:19:30.000 Yikes.

00:19:31.000 Yeah.

00:19:31.000 All right.

00:19:32.000 He didn't say they're savage animals.

00:19:34.000 He said they have a well, he may have said that woman was a savage animal, but his point was that the black community has a real problem with this jump to violence.

00:19:43.000 Now, when you combine this with a defund the police movement and a lack of bail, what do you have?

00:19:50.000 You have blacks behaving badly. 1.00

00:19:52.000 So let's just go through some just for fun, right?

00:19:55.000 We start with 4-1.

00:19:57.000 This guy decided that the bodega owner disrespected him.

00:20:02.000 And he wasn't having it.

00:20:09.000 Hey, we got to get these ready, Ryan.

00:20:12.000 Like, don't you just want these guys to get punched in the head?

00:20:17.000 It's literally spoiled brat behavior.

00:20:20.000 This is a temper tantrum that a toddler would have. 1.00

00:20:26.000 I think the story here is that he asked for something, and the store owner shrugged, and he took that as just...

00:20:32.000 Oh no, that was it.

00:20:33.000 The store owner accused him of stealing.

00:20:36.000 And that was disrespecting them.

00:20:39.000 Now they clearly are the type who would steal.

00:20:41.000 They don't care about his business.

00:20:43.000 Turn it up.

00:20:45.000 You acted like Tim Powell's boost.

00:20:57.000 Staying there.

00:20:57.000 That's the part I don't get.

00:20:58.000 We got up to mischief when we were kids.

00:21:00.000 We would steal a pack of gum.

00:21:02.000 But if we got caught, we would run.

00:21:03.000 We wouldn't stand there going, what the fuck, bitch? 1.00

00:21:05.000 And if the police showed up, all bets are off.

00:21:11.000 Oh, this is, we already covered the Disney blowout, right?

00:21:14.000 Here's an update on it, 4-2.

00:21:17.000 New footage shows the sheer scale of that match.

00:21:19.000 Now, the Disney World brawl we covered before, it was based on a woman leaving to go to the bathroom and then wanting to get her spot back in line. 1.00

00:21:28.000 Now, I don't know if she kept some guys there to mark her space or she just wanted it marked. 1.00

00:21:34.000 But the amazing thing about this brawl is that it goes on and on and on.

00:21:40.000 And 100% of one side is fighting 100% of the other side.

00:21:44.000 It's not like one from each side is fighting.

00:21:47.000 Turn it up.

00:21:48.000 And everyone else is trying to break it up.

00:21:50.000 No, they're all in.

00:21:55.000 And I think they're all wearing a shirt that has Winnie the Pooh on it.

00:21:59.000 And it says, namaste in bed.

00:22:02.000 As in, na, amaste in bed.

00:22:04.000 As in, I'm lazy.

00:22:08.000 Still going.

00:22:10.000 I've never been in a fight that lasted more than like 10, 20 seconds.

00:22:20.000 And then it keeps getting these new waves.

00:22:23.000 Like these are people with absolutely no regard for the law and no sense of ramifications, no sense of other people.

00:22:34.000 We're living in a society.

00:22:37.000 Okay, so now you go, it's over, right?

00:22:39.000 We're done.

00:22:45.000 No, we're not.

00:22:47.000 It doesn't have an arc.

00:22:49.000 It's just a steady confrontation, a physical fight.

00:22:53.000 We're living in a society.

00:23:01.000 Why are you all dressed the same?

00:23:04.000 What is that?

00:23:09.000 Okay, so now it's over.

00:23:12.000 This must be the end, right?

00:23:15.000 Okay, they've agreed to disagree.

00:23:18.000 Everyone's going to be.

00:23:21.000 Thank God.

00:23:26.000 Isn't it funny how...

00:23:28.000 I love all the female security, too. 1.00

00:23:30.000 Thanks for helping out, girls.

00:23:33.000 Aren't there people buying babysitters? 0.97

00:23:35.000 No, there's people with lightsabers there.

00:23:38.000 Why did they just chop everyone's arms off?

00:23:40.000 I don't understand.

00:23:42.000 Look at all these women. 1.00

00:23:43.000 And it's back.

00:23:44.000 Good afternoon, guys.

00:23:46.000 Isn't it funny how black people behave badly? 1.00

00:23:48.000 And as a white person, and you feel this, I feel this.

00:23:52.000 I'm uncomfortable showing it, a lot of it.

00:23:55.000 I'm scared that it'll encourage racism.

00:23:58.000 I'm scared the truth will encourage racism.

00:24:01.000 Like cops, the show cops had this problem.

00:24:03.000 They would constantly overemphasize white guys behaving badly, whites behaving badly.

00:24:09.000 And then they ended up getting canceled because they were showing too many blacks behaving badly.

00:24:12.000 But they were actually showing the opposite.

00:24:16.000 And then 4-4, this woman attacks her baby daddy's girlfriend at the girlfriend's work. 1.00

00:24:28.000 Like, this is how Uday Hussein, Saddam Hussein's sons would act. 0.74

00:24:33.000 Like, society isn't...

00:24:35.000 They don't count.

00:24:36.000 There's no police.

00:24:38.000 They can do whatever they want.

00:24:39.000 They own everything.

00:24:42.000 Like, this is what I would do if I was positive someone had molested a child.

00:24:48.000 And I think she had her friend film.

00:24:49.000 She was like, all right, all right, that's enough.

00:24:50.000 Jesse, Jesse, Jesse.

00:24:51.000 You filmed this?

00:24:53.000 Not only Mark.

00:24:55.000 Geese.

00:24:56.000 Oh, this one is nuts.

00:24:58.000 So this guy orders a drink, and I guess he thought he ordered a large.

00:25:04.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:25:04.000 They only have small cups, but he ordered a large.

00:25:08.000 And he's only charged for a small, but he thinks he was charged for a large.

00:25:11.000 So he wants his money back.

00:25:13.000 This is the kind of thing where if it happened to me, I go, wait a minute, sorry.

00:25:17.000 I thought, did I get a large?

00:25:19.000 Is this a small?

00:25:20.000 Rage would not come into my head if I got the wrong size of drink at McDonald's.

00:25:28.000 You're not going to get a large.

00:25:29.000 Give me my fucking money back, man.

00:25:31.000 Give me my fucking money back, man.

00:25:33.000 I ordered a large.

00:25:34.000 I don't care.

00:25:36.000 Give me my fucking money back.

00:25:37.000 Give me my money back.

00:25:39.000 Give me my money back.

00:25:40.000 My money.

00:25:40.000 They're half the size.

00:25:41.000 Order a fucking large drink.

00:25:43.000 She said I can't have a large drink.

00:25:45.000 Give me my fucking large drinks.

00:25:46.000 Give him his money back.

00:25:48.000 Get him out of there.

00:25:49.000 This isn't a homeless maniac either.

00:25:50.000 There's a guy with feelas on, an outfit that looks not covered in poo.

00:25:56.000 And notice the arrogance of the young one there.

00:25:58.000 She's just like, you ain't getting your money back, bitch. 1.00

00:26:00.000 Yeah.

00:26:01.000 What money?

00:26:01.000 It's not going to go well.

00:26:02.000 This man is psychotic.

00:26:05.000 Where's the spit?

00:26:06.000 I spit on you.

00:26:06.000 Where's the spit on you?

00:26:20.000 Yeah, who's worse?

00:26:21.000 He's ready to fucking kill for 45 cents and she's ready to die for it? 0.99

00:26:26.000 They're both imbeciles.

00:26:26.000 They're both assholes.

00:26:29.000 Give me your fucking spike. 1.00

00:26:30.000 I ordered this shit for the paper.

00:26:32.000 Give me my fucking larger drink.

00:26:35.000 You're not gonna spit and think.

00:26:36.000 I didn't spit.

00:26:37.000 You white man bitch. 1.00

00:26:39.000 Should that be a t-shirt?

00:26:41.000 Give me my fucking larger drink.

00:26:44.000 It doesn't belly he's being denied a drink.

00:26:46.000 It's the size of it.

00:26:48.000 Relax, alright?

00:26:49.000 I'm gonna help you out, alright?

00:26:51.000 Relax.

00:26:52.000 You wax me up.

00:26:52.000 This is good.

00:26:53.000 This is de-escalating.

00:26:58.000 I'd be mad that they saw the Christmas tree up.

00:27:02.000 All right, so that keeps going.

00:27:07.000 Oh, and then Lincoln Park, not the place, not the band.

00:27:11.000 They always say in Chicago there's these food deserts in Chicago where black areas have nothing but bodegas and chain stores like Dunkin' Donuts.

00:27:21.000 This is why, guys.

00:27:23.000 This is what happens when we try to put an oasis in your food desert.

00:27:29.000 We get attacked.

00:27:35.000 Like, this is just, you know what this is?

00:27:37.000 This is a slap desert.

00:27:39.000 These people all need to be slapped in the face.

00:27:43.000 Was that the whole video?

00:27:44.000 Yep.

00:27:45.000 Oh, those usually go a lot longer.

00:27:47.000 Here's a guy, speaking of not living in a society, this is a clerk passes out, and what's everyone's reaction?

00:27:54.000 He's having some sort of seizure, and everyone's reaction is, of course, robbing him.

00:28:04.000 Look.

00:28:04.000 He passed out, yep.

00:28:06.000 His face could have got really fucked up. 0.77

00:28:08.000 He might be bleeding.

00:28:12.000 So they, first they go, we should run.

00:28:15.000 Then they go, wait a minute, we can rob him.

00:28:16.000 Wait, what is that instinct to run out, by the way, too?

00:28:19.000 Yeah.

00:28:20.000 He thinks the happening is happening?

00:28:22.000 Maybe he thinks someone's getting shot?

00:28:24.000 They got silent guns.

00:28:29.000 Are heart attacks contagious?

00:28:33.000 Like, can't the old guy say, guys, what the fuck?

00:28:37.000 Right.

00:28:44.000 He just leaves.

00:28:49.000 This guy could be dying right now.

00:28:54.000 So I don't know what he got back there.

00:28:55.000 Probably cigarettes.

00:28:57.000 And then he goes, wait a minute, I could get the cash.

00:29:09.000 Look, they're fighting with each other over the fucking spoils of war.

00:29:16.000 I got checks here.

00:29:16.000 What do I got here?

00:29:19.000 You know, Anthony Kumia, when he watched that, he said, you know, I bet if you put all of the white serial killers ever, like John Wayne Gacy, Bundy, in there, they would all help him.

00:29:29.000 Like the worst white Jeffrey Dahmer would be like, I'm not going to eat him. 1.00

00:29:35.000 Could you picture?

00:29:36.000 Yeah.

00:29:37.000 So Anthony covered that clip?

00:29:39.000 He did.

00:29:41.000 Here's a girl riot on the street. 1.00

00:29:50.000 And again, just like the Disney thing, everyone's involved.

00:29:56.000 That's the weird phenomenon.

00:29:58.000 When there's a white fight, it's usually just one-on-one.

00:30:00.000 And then everyone's watching and trying to make sure it's fair.

00:30:04.000 At least it was when I was in school.

00:30:06.000 One-on-one, man.

00:30:07.000 One-on-one.

00:30:11.000 There's something happening over there.

00:30:14.000 And look at the guys just watching.

00:30:17.000 Here we have a man wearing some nice socks.

00:30:23.000 Wait, go.

00:30:23.000 Was that the whole beginning?

00:30:24.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:30:26.000 Turn it up.

00:30:29.000 On the lose.

00:30:32.000 Loser on the crack. 0.96

00:30:36.000 Help me, please.

00:30:44.000 Help me!

00:30:51.000 Help me!

00:30:56.000 Fall.

00:30:57.000 Fall!

00:30:58.000 Fall!

00:31:02.000 I mean, that's not really indicative of a racial pattern, is it?

00:31:05.000 That's more just a lunatic crackhead.

00:31:09.000 Here are some black guys robbing a church. 0.97

00:31:11.000 Now that link is broken, but we do have this.

00:31:14.000 What?

00:31:15.000 We have the next one.

00:31:17.000 And maybe they show the video in it, we hope.

00:31:19.000 Oh, that is the video.

00:31:20.000 Was the video dead?

00:31:21.000 Yes.

00:31:22.000 Oh, well, that's Andy.

00:31:27.000 Yo.

00:31:28.000 Yo.

00:31:31.000 Alright, right, right.

00:31:32.000 Alright, alright.

00:31:35.000 This fucking rope chain.

00:31:36.000 This is a bishop.

00:31:46.000 Peek-a-boo.

00:31:52.000 This is the guy, Bishop Whitehead.

00:31:55.000 He's very popular here in New York City.

00:31:57.000 He hangs around with Eric Adams.

00:31:58.000 He golfs with him.

00:32:00.000 He dresses like an absolute fucking imbecile child who won the lottery.

00:32:06.000 Gucci suits.

00:32:07.000 I don't even think Gucci makes the suits that he wears.

00:32:10.000 They're like the craziest Gucci suit I've ever seen.

00:32:14.000 I think they're rip-offs.

00:32:16.000 Like he has a Fendi suit that's all Fendi logos, Gucci suit, all Gucci logos.

00:32:20.000 They look fake.

00:32:21.000 They look bootleg.

00:32:22.000 But he also wears insane jewelry, like a $75,000 Rolex, $75,000 ring, $100,000.

00:32:32.000 He has two wedding rings that are worth over $100,000 each.

00:32:36.000 And then he buys the same for his wife.

00:32:38.000 He's got these religious crosses that are about, I think, $200,000, $300,000.

00:32:46.000 Go back to that article.

00:32:49.000 And so, yeah, you're in the hood.

00:32:51.000 You're constantly flaunting.

00:32:54.000 Those thieves ended up with a million dollars of just jewelry.

00:32:59.000 What a fucking idiot.

00:33:01.000 Look at this clown.

00:33:03.000 Is this what's going to happen with reparations?

00:33:05.000 It'll just go to European high-end clothing companies and jewelry stores.

00:33:12.000 Keep going down.

00:33:18.000 He's the guy who negotiated someone's release.

00:33:20.000 Remember that?

00:33:21.000 He showed up at the governor's or whatever, the mayor's house to negotiate the release of some dude.

00:33:29.000 Like, who are you?

00:33:30.000 You're just a bishop.

00:33:31.000 Why are you getting involved?

00:33:33.000 Look at this fucking clown.

00:33:34.000 Anyway, very successful robbery.

00:33:36.000 This isn't really on topic, but it just reminded me of another video of a black refugee robbing a church in Paris.

00:33:47.000 No boundaries here.

00:34:00.000 Punch him in the face.

00:34:05.000 And you'll notice, like, look at this Orlando parking lot.

00:34:09.000 You'll notice that when the police show up, it's not the end of the thing.

00:34:13.000 Like, remember, cops, cops.

00:34:16.000 That was always the end.

00:34:18.000 Not in the modern working class, lower middle class black community. 0.97

00:34:26.000 Go to 49C.

00:34:35.000 Universal Orlando parking garage.

00:34:37.000 These are all expensive places.

00:34:39.000 Like, Disney's not cheap.

00:34:40.000 Blow it up.

00:34:42.000 I don't mean literally.

00:34:43.000 I mean, like, make the picture bigger.

00:34:48.000 No laughs at my blowing up.

00:34:50.000 Joke.

00:34:56.000 Okay, so some run.

00:34:58.000 But then others are sort of...

00:34:59.000 Look, look at this guy that was right where I was.

00:35:02.000 Just taunting them more.

00:35:04.000 And getting closer.

00:35:06.000 They have guns pointed at these guys.

00:35:08.000 Yeah, that guy.

00:35:11.000 Look, they're pointing guns at him.

00:35:12.000 He's like, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:35:15.000 I'm fighting.

00:35:16.000 Get out of my way.

00:35:18.000 Yo, don't shoot.

00:35:21.000 Bitching, yelling, moaning. 0.99

00:35:26.000 And if you want to see even worse behavior, you may want to come to our hometown of New York City, where men fight the cops because they know they're not going to get shot and they're going to be released immediately, which is exactly what happened to this guy.

00:35:43.000 This is a good fight, by the way.

00:35:46.000 Of course, the female cop is useless. 1.00

00:35:49.000 Turn it up.

00:35:51.000 Look at that.

00:35:52.000 Nice.

00:35:52.000 Can I take this volume?

00:35:53.000 Because this is like a phone filming a phone.

00:35:56.000 Yeah.

00:35:57.000 But what I could do is this.

00:36:01.000 No guns drawn, no tasers.

00:36:04.000 And you gotta wonder.

00:36:08.000 You gotta wonder when you're fighting someone like this if they're gonna get your gun.

00:36:12.000 That's why cops don't usually fight.

00:36:14.000 Because if they lose, it's a death sentence.

00:36:17.000 They're literally fighting to the death.

00:36:21.000 He gets one good punch in there.

00:36:23.000 Yeah.

00:36:27.000 Can you imagine having the hubris to fight a cop?

00:36:30.000 I literally can't.

00:36:32.000 Stop.

00:36:33.000 Can you pause that?

00:36:34.000 Female cop was in the... 1.00

00:36:35.000 See, that always does that.

00:36:37.000 The female cop that was in the first video told me that both the guy and the girl were arguing with each other about something.

00:36:43.000 Then they tried to hop the train.

00:36:44.000 The cop then said they weren't allowed to come in the train.

00:36:48.000 So they tried to hop.

00:36:50.000 She means a turnstile.

00:36:51.000 The cop then said they weren't allowed to come on the train.

00:36:54.000 From there, it escalated.

00:36:55.000 When I got there, the black cop had the boy on the floor, knee on his back, and his face was bleeding.

00:37:00.000 Audi, we all tried talking to the cop and telling him to take his knee off.

00:37:04.000 Obviously, we know what happened with George Floyd.

00:37:06.000 Then like 15 officers pulled up and didn't something.

00:37:12.000 That guy wants to make sure that he doesn't get beat up by any of his brothers for being a snitch.

00:37:19.000 Okay, finally, let's end this with the white guy behaving badly because I feel, although this is all true, real footage not doctored, just like you and just like leftist media, I'm uncomfortable right now.

00:37:31.000 It's not a good feeling showcasing this, and this is probably why the news does it.

00:37:36.000 Obviously, there's a liberal bias.

00:37:37.000 Obviously, it's black failure, white guilt. 0.92

00:37:39.000 But on top of that, it's not good for business.

00:37:42.000 It's showing America's ugly side.

00:37:44.000 And I understand the media's inclination to hide it because I'm feeling it right now.

00:37:49.000 So let's end with a white guy behaving badly so we can cleanse our palate. 0.64

00:37:55.000 This guy's coming up the stairs.

00:37:57.000 Redhead's there. 1.00

00:37:58.000 And kaboom.

00:38:01.000 Smashes her in the face, punches her again.

00:38:03.000 That's two kicks, two punches, three kicks. 0.99

00:38:06.000 She's definitely broken her nose.

00:38:09.000 Oh, wait, what's this?

00:38:11.000 Oh.

00:38:12.000 Shit.

00:38:14.000 Yeah.

00:38:18.000 Oh, that's not good.

00:38:24.000 Wow.

00:38:32.000 They tell me he's a dope.

00:38:35.000 I don't know what the fuck you said.

00:38:38.000 I don't know.

00:38:39.000 My lawyer's on the phone.

00:38:42.000 My lawyer's on the phone.

00:38:45.000 You know what I think would be great if in every one of those videos or every shizmobbin video there was this guy.

00:38:57.000 Oh shit.

00:39:09.000 I'd hate to be his neighbor.

00:39:14.000 Hey, Klaus, a fucking bullet came through my kitchen window this morning.

00:39:19.000 I do have an example of that, though.

00:39:21.000 This is what I was talking about earlier when I said the only solution to all this is the black community. 1.00

00:39:26.000 Here is someone in the black community dealing with the problems that we just saw.

00:39:32.000 5-1.

00:39:43.000 Now I find it interesting how totally impossible this clip is to find.

00:39:48.000 Every time I link to it, it gets deleted.

00:39:51.000 You can find it on Twitter by looking up Shooting Barbershop Baltimore, but it'll be on some Saudi account with tons of Arabic writing.

00:40:01.000 But like it or not, folks, I don't even think police work is the solution to Baltimore and the south side of Chicago anymore.

00:40:08.000 They've left the building.

00:40:10.000 They are their own third world countries. 0.98

00:40:12.000 And the only hope for Zimbabwe, South Africa, and other disgusting shitholes is for the people there to start defending their own community. 0.99

00:40:25.000 And you're seeing this too.

00:40:26.000 This is true of the entire third world. 1.00

00:40:29.000 Go to 5-2.

00:40:32.000 Get armed.

00:40:32.000 It's the only solution.

00:40:35.000 Don't rely on the police.

00:40:36.000 Definitely don't rely on social workers.

00:40:44.000 This guy is fucking...

00:40:46.000 I can't even see when he pulls his gun.

00:40:50.000 So if someone comes in around now and they decide they want to fuck shit up.

00:41:02.000 Boom, boom.

00:41:03.000 Oh, I guess I saw it there.

00:41:08.000 I think he was shot in the hand.

00:41:10.000 Because you see blood on the ground.

00:41:12.000 But how fast is that?

00:41:15.000 Quick draw, McGraw.

00:41:17.000 And I like how his body senses are tingling already.

00:41:28.000 Oh, he's getting a blowjob tonight for sure.

00:41:33.000 Speaking of men and women's roles in society, let's delve into some feminism. 0.98

00:41:40.000 Feminism. 1.00

00:41:42.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

00:41:44.000 We are the storm.

00:41:46.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:41:53.000 He said I was too pretty to fight.

00:41:58.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is perfect.

00:42:04.000 How long have we been going for?

00:42:06.000 42 minutes.

00:42:07.000 I always ask at the 42-minute mark.

00:42:09.000 That is exciting.

00:42:11.000 It's a real trip, man.

00:42:12.000 Every time you're about to ask, no, that's 42 minutes.

00:42:15.000 So everyone's sending me this.

00:42:17.000 We got to show it.

00:42:18.000 Matt Goetz being a G. And everyone goes, remember that clip yesterday with Taylor Hansen?

00:42:22.000 No, no.

00:42:22.000 Is that his name?

00:42:23.000 Yes.

00:42:24.000 Taylor with an ER.

00:42:25.000 Yeah, I always confuse him with Taylor Lorenz.

00:42:28.000 And she goes, Matt Goetz literally fucked a child.

00:42:32.000 And you go, no.

00:42:34.000 He was accused of sleeping with a 17-year-old by his opposition, his ops, and it was never proven.

00:42:42.000 And there was no charges brought about.

00:42:45.000 There was, however, a man who was charged with trying to extort Matt Goetz's father for $25 million.

00:42:51.000 And the FBI took care of that.

00:42:53.000 They actually did something right for once.

00:42:56.000 So, no.

00:42:58.000 And it's funny, too, that while they say Matt Goetz fucked a child, they're also saying pedophiles are awesome, and it's just a disorder, and it's part of the spectrum.

00:43:08.000 Interesting take.

00:43:11.000 Doesn't really add up.

00:43:16.000 Is it safe to say that based off of your comments, you're suggesting that these women at these abortion rallies are ugly and overweight? 0.92

00:43:23.000 Yes.

00:43:24.000 What do you say to people who think that those comments are offensive?

00:43:27.000 Be offended.

00:43:32.000 But women tend to not be great at this, discussing the news, not saying shit that can get you sued, being intelligent, not being intelligent in general. 1.00

00:43:44.000 I am a feminist at the end of the day. 1.00

00:43:46.000 I'm like a Tucker Carlson feminist. 1.00

00:43:48.000 We love you, but we just know what you're good at, and we know what you tend generally as a pattern to thrive at, which is creating and shaping life, which is a pretty impressive job.

00:43:58.000 It's not like we're saying you're good at tennis.

00:44:01.000 But when you're in a male sphere, like noticing patterns and coming up with systems and trying to save the country from disgusting communist freaks who constantly lie and spread propaganda that damages our children,

00:44:17.000 that's kind of, we tend to do better at that, generally.

00:44:20.000 So the view is trying our side.

00:44:23.000 And what's this first one?

00:44:25.000 They say that DeSantis called Nazis good people?

00:44:29.000 DeSantis could take his place, and that's just as bad.

00:44:32.000 I mean, there was this turn, what do you call it, this turning point conference with all the smoke?

00:44:37.000 What are they, smoking something down there?

00:44:39.000 Or it's like, whatever.

00:44:40.000 Anyway.

00:44:43.000 What?

00:44:43.000 That sucked.

00:44:44.000 Keep going.

00:44:46.000 They were out there, neo-Nazis were in the front of turning, out there, in front of the conference, with anti-Semitic slurs.

00:44:55.000 And the Nazi swastika and a picture of a so-called Jewish person with exaggerated features, just like Goebbels did in the Hitler during the Third Reich.

00:45:07.000 It's the same thing, right out of that same playbook.

00:45:10.000 Okay, and DeSantis did not say anything about it.

00:45:13.000 Nothing.

00:45:14.000 So it's his sort of his rendition of Good People on Both Sides.

00:45:18.000 Same idea.

00:45:19.000 So why trade a headache for an upset stomach?

00:45:22.000 Because that's what's going to happen if they get rid of Trump and put him in.

00:45:25.000 It's the same thing.

00:45:26.000 I do like that.

00:45:28.000 Why trade a headache for an upset stomach?

00:45:31.000 They like sayings.

00:45:32.000 They enjoy their sayings.

00:45:34.000 Your headache hurts.

00:45:35.000 Your stomach hurts.

00:45:36.000 First of all, we talked about those people yesterday.

00:45:37.000 They were clearly feds.

00:45:39.000 Secondly, Turning Point and Ron DeSantis might not have even known they were there, but they definitely did not embrace them or accept them, which, of course, it's retarded. 0.99

00:45:50.000 Nobody does.

00:45:51.000 Nobody goes, you know, you got to give some Nazis a break.

00:45:56.000 Some of them are actually really cool.

00:45:59.000 Nobody says that.

00:46:01.000 But it's an allegation that happens again and again.

00:46:04.000 Look at this next example where they're forced to read a legal note saying, oh, we fucked up.

00:46:12.000 And then Whoopi makes it worse.

00:46:15.000 Oh, I've got a legal note.

00:46:17.000 The conservative group...

00:46:18.000 Sonny normally does this, but I know, I know.

00:46:21.000 He's our knockoff lawyer.

00:46:22.000 The conservative group, Turning Point USA, has condemned the group of neo-Nazis and said they have nothing to do with the organization.

00:46:30.000 Yeah, but where was DeSantis?

00:46:31.000 That's what I want to know.

00:46:32.000 But you let them in.

00:46:34.000 You let them in and you knew what they were.

00:46:37.000 So you are complicit.

00:46:38.000 We'll be right back.

00:46:40.000 Sounds like you got to read another note.

00:46:42.000 Yeah, sure does.

00:46:45.000 Like, you let them in.

00:46:46.000 Hey, Nazis, come on in. 0.92

00:46:47.000 We have a special Nazi section here.

00:46:50.000 You can sit down.

00:46:51.000 If you want to Zeke Heil, we just ask, please, not to Zeke Heil when the people are talking because it blocks the view.

00:46:58.000 Now someone's going to freeze me, Zeke Heiling.

00:47:00.000 Oh, funny enough, after the break.

00:47:02.000 Yeah.

00:47:06.000 I want to make a quick clarification about the neo-Nazis at the turning point event.

00:47:11.000 They were outside protesters.

00:47:14.000 My point was more metaphorical that you embrace them at your thing.

00:47:18.000 I'm not sure.

00:47:20.000 How did they embrace them?

00:47:22.000 How?

00:47:23.000 Can you imagine being a lawyer who works at the View?

00:47:26.000 You just be like.

00:47:31.000 I need you to read a legal note saying that they were outside and they weren't invited in.

00:47:38.000 No, they were out.

00:47:39.000 I need you to read a legal note saying you don't condone the Nazis.

00:47:41.000 Turning Point USA doesn't condone Nazis.

00:47:43.000 Please, because they don't, and we're going to get sued.

00:47:46.000 Tell them not to add.

00:47:47.000 They got a lot of money.

00:47:48.000 Okay.

00:47:48.000 Tell them not to go off script too.

00:47:50.000 No problem.

00:47:51.000 Turning point disavows Nazis.

00:47:54.000 And then Whoopi pipes in.

00:47:55.000 But they let them into places and they treat them great and they know what they're about and they accept it.

00:48:01.000 Hey, I got to get Whoopee's earpiece.

00:48:03.000 Whoopee? 0.91

00:48:03.000 Hello? 0.91

00:48:04.000 Hello?

00:48:04.000 Yeah, what is it, Don?

00:48:06.000 They didn't let them in.

00:48:08.000 I had you read the first legal note for a reason.

00:48:10.000 Stop trying to pin Nazis on turning point or we're going to get sued.

00:48:15.000 It's not true.

00:48:17.000 Okay, I'll say it was a metaphor.

00:48:19.000 No, no, don't.

00:48:19.000 Hello?

00:48:20.000 Hello?

00:48:21.000 Oh, fuck.

00:48:23.000 So then when she says the metaphor, I guarantee you, her priest was ringing again, going, don't even say it was a metaphor.

00:48:29.000 Make it clear they did not come in the fucking building.

00:48:35.000 Don, how small can we make shock collar technology?

00:48:39.000 Could it be earpiece size?

00:48:41.000 Can you make a shock necklace?

00:48:44.000 This comes 10 days after the viewer.

00:48:46.000 No, you're not done.

00:48:47.000 You got to go back, Ryan.

00:48:48.000 Pardon me.

00:48:49.000 She wasn't done.

00:48:51.000 We were not in the building.

00:48:54.000 No, but you know what?

00:48:56.000 If the so-called Antifa, who are anti-fascist, that's what Antifa is saying to, would go there and protest, then Antifa would get a bad reputation.

00:49:05.000 Stop.

00:49:05.000 That's why when I hear that.

00:49:08.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:49:10.000 So the Nazis showed up, and again, they were feds, at a turning point event, and they got a bad reputation, yeah, because of World War II and the Holocaust. 0.62

00:49:19.000 So that's bad.

00:49:21.000 But then she says, if Antifa showed up, oh, does she mean to fight the Nazis?

00:49:26.000 Or does she mean instead of the Nazis?

00:49:28.000 I don't even think she knows what the fuck she's talking about.

00:49:31.000 And because they have to keep the ball rolling, when someone says a non-sequitur like that, no one goes, wait, what?

00:49:36.000 What are you talking about?

00:49:37.000 The way we would on this show?

00:49:38.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:49:42.000 If anti-fascists were there, they would have gotten a bad rap for what?

00:49:46.000 Fighting Nazis?

00:49:47.000 It would be the only time they've ever fought legit Nazis.

00:49:51.000 That's why they weren't there.

00:49:52.000 It's off-brand.

00:49:54.000 Tifa is.

00:49:55.000 Right, but that's not...

00:49:56.000 But let me just make sure that everybody, because you know, misunderstanding what people say is very big.

00:50:02.000 That's you.

00:50:02.000 Misunderstanding.

00:50:04.000 Yeah, but see that?

00:50:05.000 She's had a second earpiece message.

00:50:06.000 While Joy was talking, he said, don't even say metaphorically.

00:50:13.000 You got to step back on this, Whoopee, seriously.

00:50:16.000 So behind her Play-Doh hair, you think there's a little earpiece message? 0.99

00:50:19.000 There has to be.

00:50:20.000 Or they'd be bankrupt.

00:50:22.000 Yeah.

00:50:22.000 So we want to make sure you...

00:50:24.000 I know they were not in the building, but they weren't people at the thing.

00:50:31.000 You know how badly you got to want to go protest as a neo-Nazi to go stand outside in Florida in the end of the day?

00:50:41.000 This show is amazing.

00:50:42.000 You know what?

00:50:43.000 At least that's a point.

00:50:44.000 Like, it's a silly joke.

00:50:46.000 It's not very funny, but at least it's in English and it has a beginning, a middle, and an end.

00:50:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:50:52.000 Yeah.

00:50:53.000 Like, everything else we've been watching for them has been complete horseshit.

00:50:57.000 It sounds like words tumbling down the stairs.

00:50:59.000 Stick to silly jokes like it's hot out, please.

00:51:02.000 July?

00:51:03.000 Yeah.

00:51:04.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.

00:51:05.000 But you want to talk about other people?

00:51:07.000 I hope they're not.

00:51:10.000 Yes, I'm sure they did.

00:51:13.000 Joy's supposed to be the comedian, too. 1.00

00:51:17.000 Yeah.

00:51:17.000 You know where she grew up?

00:51:18.000 Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

00:51:20.000 This is pre-hipster when it was an absolute shithole dive, abandoned port.

00:51:28.000 Weird.

00:51:29.000 And then we've been meaning to cover this for a bit.

00:51:31.000 This pro-abortion walkout.

00:51:33.000 There's this religious doctor doing a speech, and everyone leaves.

00:51:42.000 That doesn't look like the right footage.

00:51:44.000 Maybe it is.

00:51:48.000 Yeah, this isn't it.

00:51:49.000 Did I send you the right link?

00:51:52.000 Oh, it says home.

00:51:53.000 It has the home page, so it's not.

00:51:55.000 Oops.

00:51:57.000 That's a big mistake.

00:51:58.000 Wait, this is...

00:51:58.000 Oh, this is CNN.

00:52:00.000 I mean.

00:52:00.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:52:04.000 Medical students walk out on Keynote Speaker with views against abortion.

00:52:07.000 Dozens of medical students walked out of the University of Michigan's white coat ceremony on July 24th to protest Dr. Kristen Collier's speech.

00:52:14.000 Isn't this bizarre?

00:52:15.000 Oh, no, Camus Bell is back.

00:52:18.000 Oi Vey, he's literally the worst.

00:52:22.000 Samantha Bee's canceled in other news.

00:52:26.000 God, the left has ugly chicks on it, doesn't it? 1.00

00:52:28.000 Samantha Bee's looked like an old lady since she was 20. 0.99

00:52:31.000 I'm quite honored to have been chosen.

00:52:33.000 Oh, they're all wearing white.

00:52:35.000 Wait, is everyone wearing their lab coats?

00:52:37.000 I'd like to extend a very warm welcome to everyone who has joined us for this special day, especially to our new students.

00:52:44.000 So a doctor who's against killing babies is reviled by the medical community.

00:52:50.000 Isn't that bizarre?

00:52:53.000 And their loved ones.

00:52:54.000 It's the Hippocratic Oath.

00:52:55.000 You will not do harm.

00:53:03.000 It's so weird to me.

00:53:05.000 Well, what if it's an ectopic pregnancy and the woman's going to die? 1.00

00:53:09.000 Yeah, then get it out of there.

00:53:11.000 That's what the law says.

00:53:13.000 We don't do that.

00:53:14.000 We don't let woman die. 1.00

00:53:15.000 That's a myth.

00:53:16.000 We can focus on what matters most.

00:53:19.000 Coming together to support our newly accepted students and their families with the goal.

00:53:27.000 I just, you know where I stand on abortion.

00:53:29.000 I'm against.

00:53:30.000 I think life begins at conception.

00:53:31.000 But I want to get the debate down to when is the baby viable outside the womb?

00:53:36.000 I can't believe we're going back to that.

00:53:38.000 You can get rid of her.

00:53:39.000 She's.

00:53:41.000 But jump over to 60.

00:53:43.000 So right now I think it's 27 weeks.

00:53:46.000 Oh, I looked up Samantha B. Young.

00:53:48.000 The first picture comes back.

00:53:49.000 It's black and white.

00:53:51.000 That's how long you have to take it.

00:53:52.000 That's not bad.

00:53:53.000 She's not bad.

00:53:54.000 No.

00:53:56.000 For the 1800s.

00:53:57.000 I'm going to do a whole green screen on the hotties on the right because it is alarming.

00:54:01.000 And I'm not just talking about the usual Isabella Reilly, Isabella DeLuca, Savannah Hernandez, who's, I think, an 11.

00:54:09.000 But almost all of them are knockouts.

00:54:12.000 And that's why I love the beginning of that feminism thing because someone like Gina Bontempo, she's not a nine, but she's taken herself from five to like 7.5 just by not being fat and working out and being feminine. 1.00

00:54:28.000 Anyway, I'm stepping on my own material.

00:54:32.000 Thank you.

00:54:33.000 That's nice.

00:54:34.000 So I think it's 27 weeks.

00:54:37.000 There's the youngest a baby can survive outside the womb.

00:54:39.000 If we could only get the debate down to that and away from where it's at now, which is like after the baby's born, I'm not exaggerating.

00:54:48.000 That's what we talk about.

00:54:49.000 That was the governor in Virginia, Northam.

00:54:53.000 That's Justin Trudeau.

00:54:54.000 That's Cuomo here in New York State, made that the law.

00:54:58.000 Nine months, no problem.

00:55:00.000 A screaming, crying baby, you can clip its spinal cord with shearing scissors and watch it go, oh, I guess it chokes on its own blood.

00:55:10.000 It's too morbid to think about.

00:55:11.000 You think showing blacks behaving badly makes you uncomfortable?

00:55:14.000 Check out abortion laws and exactly what they do.

00:55:19.000 Like, they suck it out with a vacuum, and sometimes they go in and they snip the spinal cord first.

00:55:27.000 This is third trimester abortion. 0.99

00:55:28.000 They dismember the body inside there, then they pluck it out.

00:55:31.000 But then they have to rebuild the body on a tray to make sure they didn't leave like a finger in there.

00:55:37.000 And then they literally count the fingers and toes to make sure there's no toe floating around in there.

00:55:42.000 Like in the Kermit Gosnell documentary, the nurses talk about nightmares they'd have because they could hear the babies crying outside the womb as they died.

00:55:52.000 And Kermit Gosnell would make jokes about it.

00:55:55.000 We've officially trumped BBB.

00:55:58.000 But check out this magic womb. 1.00

00:56:03.000 I mean, if we can start creating a magic womb for humans, we could start lowering it from 27 weeks to fucking 10 weeks. 0.89

00:56:12.000 Scientists create artificial womb that could help prematurely born babies. 1.00

00:56:16.000 Look at this thing.

00:56:18.000 I think sometimes even God sees what we're up to and he goes, whoa.

00:56:23.000 Not bad, guys.

00:56:24.000 Not bad.

00:56:25.000 Scroll down, you can see a realistic, a real photograph.

00:56:28.000 Yeah, press play on that.

00:56:30.000 So what is that?

00:56:32.000 107-day old.

00:56:35.000 So 107 divided by 7.

00:56:38.000 I should be able to do that in my head.

00:56:40.000 I'm embarrassed.

00:56:40.000 I can't.

00:56:45.000 That's 15 weeks.

00:56:50.000 Oh, and they say that 15 weeks is equivalent to a 25-week human life.

00:56:57.000 So this guy's doing great in there.

00:57:00.000 What a trip.

00:57:00.000 Imagine your wife has some sort of horrific...

00:57:04.000 I'm not crying.

00:57:05.000 I got something in my throat.

00:57:06.000 Horrific pregnancy where she's dying, so they have to take it out at 20 weeks, and now she's better.

00:57:15.000 It's an ectopic pregnancy.

00:57:17.000 But you put the baby in one of those, and then you just come visit your baby every week.

00:57:21.000 That is pretty rad.

00:57:22.000 See how it's doing.

00:57:23.000 Like a plant.

00:57:25.000 I also see the abuse of that, too, where the women who are like, I don't want to stop my career, like lose my figure. 1.00

00:57:31.000 They'll just be like, yeah, just do the magic womb from here on out. 1.00

00:57:34.000 Instead of carrying the germ that's...

00:57:35.000 You still got to get it out at 10 weeks.

00:57:37.000 That's not easy.

00:57:38.000 You have to have a cesarean.

00:57:40.000 They'll do something.

00:57:41.000 Right, but Ryan, your logic is terrible.

00:57:43.000 10 weeks?

00:57:44.000 That's a small, small baby.

00:57:46.000 So you think you just push that out?

00:57:49.000 No, they'd have to go in and get it.

00:57:51.000 Oh, you can't push it out, yeah.

00:57:52.000 Yes, you're right.

00:57:54.000 That needs a detective shitty. 0.99

00:57:57.000 I'll look for the bumper, sure.

00:57:59.000 I think you should have the bumper on your bookmark tabs.

00:58:03.000 Because of how often it would be played?

00:58:05.000 Correct, Detective Shitty.

00:58:07.000 That's the joke.

00:58:13.000 And this bullshit is fucking destroying education, too.

00:58:17.000 Look at this 5'8.

00:58:19.000 Anthropologists are no longer classifying male and female skulls and skeletons and bones as male and female.

00:58:26.000 There's a movement among some archaeologists to stop identifying human reins as Male or female, because we don't know how they identified.

00:58:35.000 They identified as male or female.

00:58:37.000 This shit is brand new.

00:58:39.000 All this I identify as female thing. 1.00

00:58:41.000 It's like fucking 10 years old.

00:58:45.000 Those skulls are older than that.

00:58:47.000 Go down.

00:58:49.000 Click on it.

00:58:52.000 The college fix.

00:58:53.000 Gender activists push to bar anthropologists from identifying human remains as male or female.

00:58:58.000 We cannot.

00:58:59.000 As soon as ancient human remains are excavated, archaeologists begin the work of determining a number of traits about the individual, including age, race, and gender.

00:59:05.000 Isn't it funny that they deny race and gender exists?

00:59:09.000 They still admit age exists, but that won't be for long.

00:59:11.000 Soon you'll be able to identify as a 10-year-old.

00:59:14.000 Yet we can go there with bones.

00:59:16.000 This is what Matt Walsh talks about in What is a Woman.

00:59:20.000 You deny that anyone can know what a woman is, yet anyone with a microscope, any anthropologist who notices patterns can tell you immediately the age, race, and gender or something, someone.

00:59:32.000 And we can build their whole face and hair and everything with DNA samples.

00:59:36.000 They make wanted posters from DNA samples.

00:59:40.000 Now, you don't know how he cuts his hair, but you know his skin tone, everything.

00:59:45.000 I think it's called, what's it called?

00:59:47.000 A DNA mugshot?

00:59:50.000 Yeah, I think it's called a DNA mugshot.

00:59:55.000 Phenotyping?

00:59:56.000 The hidden mug shot in culprit's DNA?

00:59:58.000 Yeah.

01:00:00.000 Pull it up.

01:00:01.000 Pull it up, Jamie.

01:00:03.000 Wow.

01:00:05.000 But I've seen actual posters.

01:00:06.000 See if they show any posters.

01:00:09.000 They look kind of spooky.

01:00:11.000 Kind of like Tat did at his wake.

01:00:14.000 Hope I'm not disrespecting the dead by saying that.

01:00:17.000 Just Google image phenotyping.

01:00:21.000 Tit for brains.

01:00:24.000 Okay, this is fun watching you scroll through various articles.

01:00:28.000 If we're looking for images, you should probably use images.

01:00:32.000 What are you doing?

01:00:33.000 There's some of it.

01:00:34.000 No, that's a graphic.

01:00:39.000 Yeah.

01:00:42.000 Holy shit, that's spooky, dude.

01:00:45.000 They're exact.

01:00:48.000 Doesn't that kill the whole concept of you are whatever you believe you are?

01:00:52.000 No, you're not.

01:00:54.000 God already figured out who you are.

01:00:56.000 Holy shit, look at that.

01:00:58.000 That's insane.

01:01:03.000 How do they know how your probiscus will look?

01:01:06.000 How do they know how your nose will turn out?

01:01:13.000 That one's not so great.

01:01:17.000 Go to 5.9 to see the absolute state of women today. 1.00

01:01:21.000 Stop me if I've shown you this, though.

01:01:22.000 I may have already shown this.

01:01:24.000 Did I show this already?

01:01:27.000 I was sexually harassed on my lunch break today.

01:01:28.000 A guy came up and asked if I would buy him some lunch.

01:01:31.000 He didn't look homeless.

01:01:32.000 Here's the part that drives me nuts.

01:01:34.000 But I said yes because I have poor boundaries and struggle with saying no to men.

01:01:40.000 It's something I'm working.

01:01:42.000 Where's this woman's father?

01:01:44.000 If this was my daughter, I would punch myself in the face as hard as I could for being a failure.

01:01:50.000 Since the day my daughter was born, I was like, trust your instincts, build boundaries, know thyself.

01:02:01.000 If a situation feels weird, get out of it.

01:02:04.000 Don't acquiesce into something where your spidey senses are telling you not to.

01:02:10.000 When I gave him his food, he grabbed my arm and said, can I have a kiss?

01:02:13.000 It took me by surprise.

01:02:15.000 I'm married, I said.

01:02:18.000 He put his arm around me and tried to act cool.

01:02:19.000 I was secretly frightened.

01:02:21.000 My main concern was not upsetting him in case he turned nasty.

01:02:24.000 It's a risk woman have to weigh up with men. 1.00

01:02:26.000 Well, maybe in an alleyway in the middle of the night.

01:02:28.000 Does your husband satisfy you in bed?

01:02:32.000 I ran inside to escape.

01:02:33.000 He followed me.

01:02:34.000 Will you buy me a drink?

01:02:35.000 You just bought him lunch.

01:02:37.000 You're definitely sending mixed messages.

01:02:42.000 I nodded.

01:02:44.000 So now she's buying him a drink.

01:02:47.000 Is she mentally ill? 1.00

01:02:49.000 The female staff immediately clocked what was happening. 0.97

01:02:51.000 One of them led me to a chair inside.

01:02:53.000 The other gave the man a drink and sent him away.

01:02:55.000 The happy Mackey staff let me stay inside until I was sure he's gone.

01:02:59.000 I was shaking my head, which was embarrassing, but they were kind of gave me like, this woman should be in that fucking womb with that baby lamb. 0.99

01:03:07.000 Stress doesn't make me lose my appetite, so she's clearly a fat pig. 1.00

01:03:11.000 I went back to my desk, felt a bit weird, ate lunch, carried on with my day.

01:03:14.000 Being sexually harassed on my lunch break.

01:03:16.000 I'm not sure you were sexually harassed, my dear.

01:03:19.000 Yet it wasn't unusual.

01:03:20.000 How many men were sexually harassed on their lunch break?

01:03:24.000 Man seems to have crossed boundaries, but that you only wish you had.

01:03:27.000 Anyway, it goes back to yesterday's shit.

01:03:34.000 Let's do a quick My Pet Biden because we've got some catching up to do on that.

01:03:43.000 Biden.

01:03:44.000 On him I can depend.

01:03:46.000 My pet.

01:03:47.000 Biden.

01:03:48.000 A monster of the president.

01:03:50.000 He's big and food and sleeky.

01:03:52.000 Sleeky.

01:03:53.000 But a friendly monster too.

01:03:55.000 My pet.

01:03:56.000 Biden.

01:03:57.000 Wait, what?

01:03:57.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:04:02.000 We'll start my pet Biden with a little melancholic look at the previous guy. 0.77

01:04:09.000 Have you noticed the left doesn't say Trump's name?

01:04:12.000 They go the other guy or the previous guy.

01:04:15.000 It's so juvenile.

01:04:17.000 He's not fucking Betelgeuse.

01:04:21.000 It's not Valdemort.

01:04:23.000 Nothing happens when you say his name three times.

01:04:25.000 But here he was doing a talk at Turning Point Action.

01:04:31.000 We have to abolish all COVID mandates and lockdowns.

01:04:34.000 Rehire every patriot who was shamefully fired from the military with an apology.

01:04:42.000 We have to give them an apology and all of their back pay.

01:04:47.000 We have to abolish all COVID mandates.

01:04:50.000 So that's how people feel about Trump, and that's the kind of things he says.

01:04:55.000 Incredibly articulate, by the way.

01:04:56.000 I don't care if there's a teleprompter there.

01:04:58.000 It sure didn't seem like it, and it shouldn't.

01:05:00.000 That's the goal.

01:05:00.000 That's what teleprompters were invented for, by the way.

01:05:03.000 So you weren't constantly looking down at a paper and you could pretend it was off the dome.

01:05:08.000 Not end the sentence.

01:05:11.000 And then end a quote.

01:05:14.000 Repeat the line.

01:05:15.000 Next page.

01:05:17.000 People love him, though, Biden, still.

01:05:19.000 Like, look at this.

01:05:20.000 Honest U.S. citizen here.

01:05:21.000 I don't get why many people hate Biden.

01:05:23.000 I think he's one of the best presidents in the country right now.

01:05:25.000 He needs time to do this.

01:05:27.000 We should back him and trust the process.

01:05:28.000 We can do this.

01:05:29.000 Let's go, U.S., says Miguel.

01:05:32.000 And then we have this woman. 0.70

01:05:34.000 She thinks, honest U.S. citizens here, I don't get why many people hate Biden.

01:05:38.000 You think he's one of the best presidents in the country right now?

01:05:39.000 You need time to do this.

01:05:40.000 Send him back up and trust the process.

01:05:42.000 It's not a joke.

01:05:43.000 Honest U.S. citizens here, I don't get why many people hate Biden.

01:05:46.000 You think he's one of the best presidents.

01:05:49.000 How many fucking bots are on Twitter?

01:05:51.000 Twitter is controlling the national conversation, and it's a million assholes and 20 million bots repeating propaganda sent down from the far left.

01:06:05.000 What have you done, Jack?

01:06:08.000 What hell have you created on earth?

01:06:10.000 He must lie in bed some nights and just sort of go, what have I done?

01:06:14.000 Holy shit.

01:06:17.000 They could fix it if they'd end the censorship.

01:06:21.000 Here's how black people feel about Mr. Biden.

01:06:26.000 She's a 10, but she voted for Biden.

01:06:29.000 Yeah, I know.

01:06:30.000 Oh, no way.

01:06:32.000 It's over.

01:06:33.000 It's over.

01:06:35.000 She's like a four and a half, to be honest, because like they just sound cheese and shit. 0.99

01:06:41.000 Like that don't even...

01:06:42.000 They don't even sound right.

01:06:44.000 Isn't it cool that you just need two phones and you have a camera crew?

01:06:48.000 All you got to do is match the audio with the video.

01:06:52.000 He's got a microphone and that guy has a camera.

01:06:56.000 And this is just as good as local news.

01:06:59.000 It's a little dark.

01:07:00.000 Three and a half.

01:07:00.000 What you giving, Jew?

01:07:02.000 Yeah, three?

01:07:04.000 He said three.

01:07:05.000 It's a collective idea.

01:07:06.000 I think she's getting a three from us.

01:07:08.000 No cap.

01:07:10.000 She's a 10, but she voted for Biden.

01:07:15.000 You already showed him.

01:07:17.000 Oh.

01:07:18.000 This is a fun one from last week where our favorite fact checker, Glenn something, Glenn Kessler, I think he's at the Washington Post, yeah.

01:07:28.000 So Biden says, I have cancer.

01:07:31.000 And the fact checker, the Washington Post goes, what's the problem here?

01:07:35.000 He had cancer.

01:07:36.000 Glenn Kessler doesn't know the difference between had and have.

01:07:40.000 Well, I'll tell you, Glenn, had is past tense.

01:07:44.000 If you had cancer, it doesn't mean you have cancer.

01:07:47.000 If you have cancer, it means you have cancer.

01:07:52.000 And then, with this pathetic mistake where you don't know the difference between present and past tense, he starts it out with, how dumb is this?

01:08:03.000 Amazing.

01:08:04.000 And Glenn Kessler has stepped on it a hundred times.

01:08:08.000 If you're familiar with this fact checker, he's known for not checking facts.

01:08:12.000 Let's just hear him say that, though.

01:08:14.000 Go to Biden talking.

01:08:16.000 Done and done and done and done.

01:08:18.000 My mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk.

01:08:22.000 And guess what?

01:08:24.000 The first frost, you knew what was happening.

01:08:27.000 You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window.

01:08:32.000 That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer.

01:08:35.000 And why can't for the longest time, Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation.

01:08:41.000 My mother drove us.

01:08:43.000 That's like the second time he said that in that speech, right?

01:08:45.000 Yeah.

01:08:46.000 The first time he was like, me and so many other people have been riddled with cancer.

01:08:49.000 You're like, huh?

01:08:50.000 But at the beginning, he says, my mother would drive us because we could walk.

01:08:53.000 What?

01:08:55.000 Like, everything that comes out of that fucking dirt hole is garbage.

01:09:00.000 And by the way, nice setting.

01:09:01.000 Or maybe that's what he's going for.

01:09:03.000 Talking about pollution.

01:09:03.000 Wait, I want to hear the beginning, though.

01:09:08.000 My mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk.

01:09:13.000 And guess what?

01:09:14.000 My mother drove us rather than us being able to walk.

01:09:17.000 Mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk.

01:09:21.000 Us be able to walk.

01:09:23.000 My mother.

01:09:24.000 One more time.

01:09:25.000 My mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk.

01:09:29.000 My mother drove us and rather than us be able to walk.

01:09:34.000 Like, this is a cute two-year-old.

01:09:37.000 My mother drove us rather us be able to walk.

01:09:41.000 What do you mean?

01:09:43.000 My mother drove us rather than us being able to walk.

01:09:46.000 You mean my mother drove us rather than having us walk.

01:09:51.000 My mom didn't want us to walk, so she drove us.

01:09:54.000 Learn the English language, Joe.

01:09:57.000 He's got like a roto, whatever the hell, like, that Amanda Gorman has.

01:10:02.000 I was be able to walk.

01:10:04.000 Was that thing that chick had with the R's? 0.99

01:10:06.000 People love that.

01:10:07.000 They were sending in stuff like.

01:10:09.000 Oh, the woman with the poet laureate.

01:10:13.000 Amanda Gorman.

01:10:15.000 Yeah, here's the thread on that.

01:10:19.000 They clipped that. 0.93

01:10:20.000 And then someone said, I don't think rhodicism is suddenly acquired as an adult.

01:10:26.000 Aka Amanda Gorman's faking it. 1.00

01:10:28.000 Some people in the comments want me to struggle more.

01:10:30.000 And so I've been requested to say some tongue twisters.

01:10:34.000 Tongue twisted.

01:10:34.000 So she just sounds like she's from Long Island.

01:10:36.000 It's a Nancy Spongen-ism.

01:10:38.000 Imagine her saying rural on my penis. 1.00

01:10:41.000 And then it's this guy blasting.

01:10:42.000 This is my cum.

01:10:44.000 This is my come.

01:10:52.000 Is that Derek Beckles?

01:10:54.000 I don't believe it was.

01:10:55.000 No, no, Becks is a female viewer.

01:10:58.000 Oh.

01:11:00.000 Here's a spooky throwback.

01:11:04.000 No one knows.

01:11:05.000 I know liberals.

01:11:06.000 I know Biden supporters.

01:11:08.000 We tend to avoid politics and stick to sports.

01:11:11.000 But no one I talk to has any idea what's going to happen, not just in 2024, but in 20 days.

01:11:19.000 We are all profoundly confused.

01:11:22.000 What the fuck?

01:11:23.000 And the most common theory is fake a disease.

01:11:27.000 This could be it with this COVID.

01:11:29.000 Oh, it's gotten Really, really bad.

01:11:31.000 And then Kamala becomes president.

01:11:33.000 She makes Hillary vice president, or I don't know, quits. 1.00

01:11:36.000 But there's no, I just cannot picture him making it to 2024.

01:11:41.000 Can anyone?

01:11:43.000 Anyway, here he is accidentally saying the quiet part out loud.

01:11:47.000 She and Kamala have become friends.

01:11:49.000 But all kidding aside, it's a matter of the thing, we are simpatico on our philosophy of government and simpatico on how we want to approach these issues that we're facing.

01:12:02.000 And so I don't have, and when we disagree, it'll be just like so far, it's been just like when Barack and I did.

01:12:08.000 It's in private.

01:12:09.000 She'll say, I think we should do A, B, C, or D. And I'll say, I like A, don't like B and C. And it's okay.

01:12:16.000 Wait a minute.

01:12:16.000 Stop.

01:12:17.000 I'm getting obsessed with the minusha here. 1.00

01:12:21.000 If we disagree, like she says we got to do A, B, C, or D. And I say, I like A, well then you're agreeing.

01:12:31.000 You both agree that we should do A. Those are all different options, A, B, C, or D. It's not A plus B. It's A or B. So you agree.

01:12:44.000 Brock, if I reach something where there's a fundamental disagreement we have based on a moral principle, I'll develop some disease.

01:12:57.000 La La La La La Five.

01:13:00.000 He's a Muslim woman.

01:13:02.000 So you have to resign.

01:13:04.000 We don't have that.

01:13:06.000 We haven't.

01:13:06.000 And we discussed at length our views on domestic politics.

01:13:12.000 I think he meant to say, well, I'll just kill myself as a joke.

01:13:15.000 But he accidentally revealed that they've discussed this.

01:13:19.000 And they thought, we'll have to fake some disease and say you have to resign.

01:13:23.000 And it's floating around the back of his adult, destroyed, garbage, dirt brain.

01:13:30.000 Intelligence.

01:13:31.000 And the great thing is she has a background in the Senate, on intelligence, the intelligence committee.

01:13:37.000 She has a background in the Senate on a whole range of things that are going to be pertinent to what we have to do.

01:13:42.000 But it's going to be, I think so much is going to be incoming, Jake.

01:13:46.000 It's a matter about who takes what when.

01:13:50.000 I don't need to tell you enough, Mr. Shut up.

01:13:53.000 I hate you.

01:13:54.000 He didn't say the thing, though?

01:13:55.000 What?

01:13:56.000 Did he say that already?

01:13:57.000 Yes, are you deaf?

01:13:57.000 I must have missed it.

01:13:58.000 That's a detective shitty moment.

01:14:01.000 I have something ready on the other computer, and I cannot get to that bumper.

01:14:06.000 Okay, how convenient.

01:14:07.000 So speaking of Kamala, let's check in with her and her ridiculous thing that is the thing that is ridiculous, where she repeats a ridiculous thing in a ridiculous way because she's ridiculous. 1.00

01:14:20.000 So I'm here to ask you to do what you know how to do, because when you do what you do on all of these issues, the American people win.

01:14:32.000 Or how's this one?

01:14:34.000 Want to hear something terrible that's going on in this country?

01:14:36.000 You're not going to believe it.

01:14:37.000 It's horrific.

01:14:38.000 Women are getting pregnant. 0.99

01:14:40.000 At what rate?

01:14:42.000 A lot every day.

01:14:43.000 Oh, my God.

01:14:44.000 What could be worse?

01:14:45.000 Ew! 0.98

01:14:47.000 What can we do to prevent this?

01:14:49.000 Chop off dicks? 1.00

01:14:50.000 And, you know, listen, women are getting pregnant every day in America. 0.99

01:14:54.000 And this is a real issue.

01:14:56.000 And we need to act with a sense of haste about what is at play, what is at stake.

01:15:02.000 And, you know, listen, women. 1.00

01:15:05.000 We have the stupidest administration in American history.

01:15:09.000 I don't think we have the stupidest administration in the world.

01:15:12.000 There's probably some third world countries that can compete with us, but wow.

01:15:16.000 I put this on Getter.

01:15:17.000 Sheila Jackson Lee.

01:15:18.000 This is a woman who has passed a bill to create a committee that investigates white supremacy in the Proud Boys. 0.99

01:15:28.000 That's a bill.

01:15:29.000 That's tax dollars.

01:15:30.000 She also wants to create a committee to investigate reparations and start paying black people back for slavery.

01:15:40.000 This is not a radical lunatic on the left.

01:15:42.000 Well, it is.

01:15:43.000 But this isn't something you're hearing at some fucking slam poetry thing in Harlem.

01:15:48.000 You're hearing it on the House floor.

01:15:51.000 I rise today to promote the Commission to study slavery and develop reparation proposals as a way of redress, repair, and restoration for the 246 years of slavery.

01:16:02.000 I mean, that doesn't offend me.

01:16:04.000 It's retarded. 1.00

01:16:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:08.000 Like, abortion that's nine months, that offends me.

01:16:12.000 That's killing a baby. 1.00

01:16:13.000 This is so ridiculous that you just go, who, how did you get there?

01:16:18.000 Who elected you?

01:16:21.000 Here's a good montage of Kamala's flubs. 0.77

01:16:23.000 This is the vice president of...

01:16:27.000 Yeah.

01:16:27.000 This is the vice president.

01:16:28.000 Have we shown this already?

01:16:30.000 I don't recall that.

01:16:32.000 This is the vice president of the most powerful country in the world and in history.

01:16:40.000 The sound is currently unavailable.

01:16:42.000 That's why I'm checking on his Twitter.

01:16:46.000 That's weird.

01:16:47.000 So he used a fancy song and it got killed.

01:16:50.000 Yeah, but usually Instagram lets you use whatever you want.

01:16:52.000 So it's a little sketch.

01:16:54.000 Oh, that is a little suspect.

01:16:56.000 Mucho suspect.

01:16:57.000 Six days ago, he posts a lot.

01:16:59.000 Yeah, he'll take a while.

01:17:00.000 Forget it.

01:17:01.000 It's a montage of her saying, you do what you do.

01:17:04.000 I think we've already shown it.

01:17:05.000 There's captions that you need to get to and you need to be able to.

01:17:10.000 Yeah, we've covered all these.

01:17:11.000 Let's stop wasting people's time.

01:17:13.000 Jesse Waters stole my prediction.

01:17:15.000 And a lot of...

01:17:16.000 Tucker, I'm not going to accuse him of stealing, but coincidentally, he's been talking about how you got to get married, you got to have kids.

01:17:23.000 And then what else was he also talking about recently where I was like, that's my shit.

01:17:27.000 But I like it because Owen Benjamin freed me from this.

01:17:31.000 And he said, where is he?

01:17:36.000 Oh, yeah, Tucker did a whole thing on depression and chemical imbalance and how we're over-medicating and we should just change our lifestyles.

01:17:46.000 But Owen said, it's very freeing when you stop being obsessed with trademark and copyright.

01:17:52.000 And that's my idea.

01:17:53.000 You stole it because you want the message to get out.

01:17:56.000 And I do want the message to get out that we should be wary of Michelle Obama.

01:18:01.000 I know you all say she's a dude.

01:18:03.000 I guess that's possible.

01:18:04.000 And if that is true, then there's no way she's going to run.

01:18:07.000 I think that's why Oprah's not running.

01:18:09.000 Not because she's a dude, but because she's got too many skeletons in her closet.

01:18:13.000 But I wouldn't put all my eggs in that basket.

01:18:16.000 Jesse Waters says, Many people are saying it looks like Michelle Obama could be making plans for 2024.

01:18:20.000 Now, I got really scared when Joe Rogan brought it up because I think Joe does what Trump does.

01:18:26.000 He gets an inside scoop from someone reliable and then presents it as a Kakamimi theory he's just throwing out there so he'll look like Nostradamus when it happens.

01:18:35.000 So I don't like when Joe and Donald do theories about doom and gloom because I suspect it's not a theory.

01:18:44.000 Wow, that's crazy, man.

01:18:47.000 Yeah.

01:18:47.000 Jamie, pull that up real quick.

01:18:51.000 Is that Jesse Lee Rogan?

01:18:53.000 Yeah.

01:18:54.000 Yes.

01:19:02.000 But Jesse has a different angle on this.

01:19:04.000 I thought it was pretty interesting.

01:19:05.000 He's like, why is she going on a book tour?

01:19:08.000 She's got plenty of books.

01:19:09.000 She's got more money than God. 1.00

01:19:12.000 But yet she's promoting this book and going town to town.

01:19:15.000 Is she laying the groundwork?

01:19:18.000 Eight-minute clip, but let's see.

01:19:19.000 More on that in a moment.

01:19:21.000 In a new Quinnipiac poll, 71% of Americans are reappearing, hitting the airwaves to push her new book and tell us how awful America has become.

01:19:34.000 A lot has happened.

01:19:36.000 We've seen a global pandemic.

01:19:38.000 We've seen an insurrection, a rising tide of hate and bigotry and intolerance, and a whole lot more.

01:19:45.000 I've spoken to a lot of loved ones, many of you, about what we all seem to be facing.

01:19:50.000 And what has resulted from that process is actually my new book.

01:19:56.000 It's called The Light We Carry.

01:19:59.000 And I think of it as a kind of a toolbox.

01:20:02.000 Those eyeballs.

01:20:03.000 She looks exactly.

01:20:04.000 She has the tools to fix the problem in America. 0.84

01:20:07.000 Well, it certainly sounds like it.

01:20:09.000 Why else would she be writing a new book?

01:20:11.000 She doesn't need the money. 0.99

01:20:13.000 And this book seems awfully political.

01:20:15.000 Michelle's last book sold 17 million copies.

01:20:19.000 It wasn't as good as How I Saved the World, but you know, people seem to like it.

01:20:23.000 Let's just say she did really well in the royalty department.

01:20:27.000 And that's on top of the $65 million book deal her and Barack signed for their memoirs in 2017.

01:20:33.000 And the podcast agreement they inked with Spotify for 25 mil before jumping shipped to Audible since they couldn't be seen in the same room as Joe Rogan.

01:20:44.000 Or, you know, their Netflix production pact that could earn them up to $50 million.

01:20:48.000 Isn't it just funny how constant harping about racism and how evil America is pretty much destroyed this country and created the national divorce?

01:21:00.000 Trump showed up at the 11th hour to try to save the day, but he wasn't strong enough and the left had too much power.

01:21:09.000 And then they go into the private sector and start wokeifying and thus destroying all of these corporations.

01:21:16.000 Netflix started going broke as soon as they made everything woke.

01:21:21.000 Luckily, Joe Rogan pushed them out of Spotify or Spotify would be done.

01:21:25.000 They're just demons.

01:21:27.000 Alex Jones was right.

01:21:28.000 They're demons and they destroy everything they touch.

01:21:31.000 So if Michelle runs and wins, bye-bye. 1.00

01:21:36.000 Say goodbye to America.

01:21:39.000 That may have already happened, folks.

01:21:41.000 We definitely are going to agree to disagree.

01:21:44.000 I think we're going to have a nonviolent civil war where we have red areas and blue areas and nary the two shall meet.

01:21:50.000 And the blues get the cities and they get the crime and we get the country and the suburbs and we don't have the crime. 0.88

01:21:56.000 But we have gigantic razor wire around our little communities.

01:22:00.000 I see it upstate right now.

01:22:03.000 I stayed in one on July 4th.

01:22:06.000 Passes.

01:22:07.000 I had to show cards every time I went to the pool or went inside the gates.

01:22:12.000 Lock the gates.

01:22:14.000 And then last piece, someone tells Joe Biden that her husband's ruining the country and she says, thank you.

01:22:45.000 I like that guy.

01:22:48.000 You always gas money.

01:22:49.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:22:51.000 Let's Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:23:00.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:23:05.000 Let me touch it.

01:23:08.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:23:10.000 You don't have a daddy. 0.74

01:23:13.000 Let's turn our eyes.

01:23:16.000 So I'm catching up on some purple flags here, Rye Guy.

01:23:19.000 Purp.

01:23:20.000 Germs, the best punk band ever.

01:23:22.000 I don't have any respect for Los Angeles.

01:23:25.000 I especially don't respect their punk scene.

01:23:27.000 TSOL, what?

01:23:29.000 Goth Band.

01:23:30.000 Circle Jerks, Reek.

01:23:33.000 Suburbia was a good movie, I guess.

01:23:36.000 But no.

01:23:38.000 Don't like it.

01:23:40.000 And the Germs suck shit.

01:23:43.000 They are cacophonous.

01:23:45.000 I never liked the germs.

01:23:46.000 I don't understand all the hype.

01:23:48.000 They sounded like a made-for-TV movie.

01:23:58.000 They sound like old skulls.

01:24:06.000 What?

01:24:07.000 And that's him showing the best they got?

01:24:10.000 They looked cool.

01:24:10.000 Darby Crash looked cool.

01:24:12.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:24:13.000 And I like their logo.

01:24:15.000 The circle there.

01:24:16.000 Is that the germs?

01:24:19.000 Oh, I see.

01:24:21.000 But in that picture, she looks kind of normal outside of her weird, frizzy hair.

01:24:27.000 But her eyes in that little infomercial about how we had an insurgency, and there's a rising tide of hate.

01:24:35.000 It's the same campaign as Obama.

01:24:37.000 She's talking about bringing the light.

01:24:38.000 He was like daring to hope, the audacity of hope.

01:24:46.000 Hey, Gav, have you noticed a lot of women you think are 10s look like your wife? 1.00

01:24:49.000 You don't say, I have a type.

01:24:51.000 Who knew?

01:24:52.000 I followed one of girls you said is a 10, which I think she is. 1.00

01:24:56.000 I wanted to share a couple recent pics she posted on Instagram.

01:25:01.000 This is so he's talking about the girl in the middle who looks kind of like what's her name from Bikini Kill.

01:25:07.000 I kind of like the yellow t-shirt better.

01:25:10.000 Um, yep, she's very attractive. 1.00

01:25:12.000 What would you say, Rygai?

01:25:14.000 That's up there.

01:25:15.000 Oh, there's Nip.

01:25:16.000 You're not allowed to get it.

01:25:17.000 We've got Bush.

01:25:20.000 I mean, she's pretty. 0.88

01:25:23.000 Three?

01:25:24.000 No, she's purdy. 1.00

01:25:26.000 So what would you give her?

01:25:27.000 Um, like a 7.8.

01:25:32.000 I'd go around 7.4.

01:25:38.000 But again, one man's 10 is another man's 7.

01:25:42.000 And vice versa.

01:25:43.000 Or remember when Larry Barnes, I said, and vice versa?

01:25:46.000 And he goes, yeah, and versa vice.

01:25:51.000 I miss that old coot. 0.64

01:25:53.000 Tim Dylan and Chris DiStefano talk ONA.

01:25:58.000 Oh, we were just talking about Chris yesterday with his TT 150, right?

01:26:03.000 Yeah.

01:26:05.000 I've never every platform at once.

01:26:09.000 See, this is guerrilla warfare now.

01:26:10.000 They come on.

01:26:11.000 The podcasters come on.

01:26:13.000 They try to get you banned immediately.

01:26:14.000 That's what we should all do.

01:26:16.000 We should all just go on each other's shows and try to get banned.

01:26:19.000 Like, try to get their show banned.

01:26:20.000 Like, I should just go on Taste Buds with Sal and DeRosa.

01:26:24.000 Yeah.

01:26:25.000 Great show.

01:26:26.000 And what I should do is when they're arguing about peanut butter and jelly, I should go, do you think black people have different skull shapes than white people? 0.93

01:26:33.000 Until they're taken off YouTube.

01:26:34.000 That's the only way we can win now is get each other kicked off.

01:26:37.000 Honestly, I would like to go back.

01:26:39.000 I was telling Ben before he got here, like go back to like Opi and Anthony vibes.

01:26:42.000 Yes.

01:26:43.000 You know what I mean?

01:26:44.000 Do things like that.

01:26:45.000 Yes.

01:26:45.000 Because I think that's what real comedy is.

01:26:48.000 Yeah, we got to try to get each other banned.

01:26:50.000 Got to try to get everybody banned.

01:26:52.000 And, you know, we'll see.

01:26:53.000 They can't fire us all.

01:26:56.000 Milo's thing was always, nothing will change until normies get banned, like Ben Shapiro and Steven Crowder.

01:27:04.000 Yeah, I get that.

01:27:05.000 But my attitude is, I'm not changing.

01:27:08.000 Get fired, get in trouble.

01:27:10.000 Don't worry, I'm not ending the show.

01:27:11.000 But like, I'm just going to keep being me.

01:27:13.000 And that's why I want to make get fired maybe a little clearer.

01:27:17.000 I don't mean tell your boss to fuck off.

01:27:19.000 I mean more like an office space, like just keep being you.

01:27:23.000 Now, does that mean that you start denying the Holocaust and talking about race and IQ at every board meeting?

01:27:30.000 Obviously not.

01:27:31.000 Just some.

01:27:34.000 Just every third one.

01:27:36.000 No, it doesn't mean that you inject politics in everything.

01:27:39.000 But if everyone is, if you're a Trump person and everyone is sitting there shitting on Trump, don't say, yeah, I agree, he sucks.

01:27:48.000 And then go feel like shit at home because you weren't true to yourself.

01:27:51.000 Just be like, I'm not getting into it.

01:27:53.000 You're probably not going to like my opinion.

01:27:55.000 They go, wait, what is your opinion?

01:27:56.000 Wait, you don't hate Trump?

01:27:58.000 And go, no, I don't understand.

01:28:00.000 Like, give me some allegations.

01:28:02.000 You can keep it interrogative.

01:28:03.000 Keep it light.

01:28:04.000 Just don't betray yourself.

01:28:05.000 That's what I always say.

01:28:06.000 And then there's another angle to it, too, where I hear people quitting because they say like, oh, they're working me 12 hours a day or something.

01:28:14.000 And I always say, never quit.

01:28:16.000 Always get fired.

01:28:17.000 If they're working 80 hours a week and your contract is for 40 hours a week, come in 40 hours a week.

01:28:25.000 If you want to work Tuesday to Saturday and they say no, work Tuesday to Saturday until you get fired.

01:28:34.000 That's a smaller contingent of the get fired.

01:28:37.000 But what I really mean is don't not be you or you'll get cancer.

01:28:42.000 Now, if you're working at the most hyper-liberal place in the world, don't wear your Trump shirt.

01:28:49.000 But if they ask you how you feel about him, you could, I think at the very least you have to say, I'm not going to say.

01:28:54.000 Like Ronnie the limo driver on Howard Stern, he said, I'm not telling you who I vote for.

01:28:58.000 And then they were all saying, we're not going to be your friend anymore because you backed a white supremacist.

01:29:03.000 And he said, I never even told you who I voted for.

01:29:05.000 And they go, well, by not saying, you're saying Trump.

01:29:09.000 And that still pisses me off to this day.

01:29:11.000 In fact, come to think of it, that's around when I stopped listening to Howard Stern.

01:29:16.000 So it wasn't Stern's fault.

01:29:17.000 It was the gay Canadian, what's his name, Dave?

01:29:21.000 And then Jason, what's his name, the fat Jewish producer. 1.00

01:29:25.000 Who, by the way, in that same rant, called, called, oh, is this it?

01:29:30.000 Maybe.

01:29:31.000 He called Hasidic Jews a non-Jewish cult.

01:29:39.000 And he'll never get in shit for that.

01:29:41.000 What do you mean?

01:29:42.000 Like, I don't even give a shit if I vote anymore, to be honest with you.

01:29:45.000 I mean, I don't dislike Ronnie for doing that.

01:29:48.000 I think it's kind of lame.

01:29:49.000 You're an American.

01:29:50.000 You should have a fucking opinion about something.

01:29:52.000 Fred, why the fuck do I have to tell anybody who the fuck I'm voting for?

01:29:56.000 Plain and simple.

01:29:57.000 Why?

01:29:58.000 Why are you so afraid to tell everybody?

01:30:00.000 No, why do I have to?

01:30:01.000 Why do you...

01:30:02.000 Why are you so afraid to tell everybody?

01:30:04.000 Why do I have to tell anybody?

01:30:06.000 Why do I?

01:30:07.000 Maybe I'm not happy with anybody.

01:30:09.000 Then that's what I'm fucking saying.

01:30:10.000 Then take it.

01:30:11.000 I don't have to fucking tell you who I'm voting for.

01:30:14.000 No, you don't, but it probably would be a smart idea.

01:30:17.000 Why?

01:30:18.000 I think what Fred is saying, Ronnie.

01:30:20.000 Ronnie, I think what is saying.

01:30:21.000 Fred isn't even the worst of them.

01:30:22.000 And then that other dude, that closeted homo who buys Howard Stern's clothes for a living, Ralph. 1.00

01:30:27.000 Ralph, Jason, and Dave all came down hard on Ronnie for being a white supremacist because he might have voted for Trump, though we're not sure.

01:30:39.000 And the thing that pissed me off, too, is that's an elitist view to do that to working class people like Ronnie.

01:30:46.000 The Stern brand was built on the working class.

01:30:49.000 Ronnie's the only working class guy left.

01:30:52.000 And then they all turn on him like fucking jackals when they find that he's doing working class things like appreciating Trump.

01:30:59.000 Who, believe it or not, is kind of a working class candidate.

01:31:02.000 Yeah, to come to think of it, all of them look like weird plastic Hollywood freaks, and he's the only one who looks normal with a normal backdrop.

01:31:11.000 Gavin, this Crypt Eddie show has the sprinkles.

01:31:13.000 On the next episode, get him to interview Linda.

01:31:16.000 Also, the network is more inclusive than Star Wars, Batman, and Marvel combined.

01:31:20.000 And with the fag zone, you are the most progressive comedy company in the world. 1.00

01:31:25.000 Yeah, we're doing good for ESG.

01:31:30.000 Ended the busy weekend with my 18-year-old daughter's current boyfriend and ex-boyfriend fighting over her.

01:31:35.000 Okay, this is a little confusing, but what he's saying is his daughter and her new boyfriend had a conflict with her old boyfriend.

01:31:45.000 The ex showed up where they were hanging out.

01:31:47.000 He threw claws at the current boyfriend like a spigger, spig, and then a horrible word.

01:31:55.000 Like a spigger bitch, and her current boyfriend hit him with a right hook, breaking his front tooth and knocking him on the ground. 1.00

01:32:02.000 Some madness ensued and the police got involved, but fortunately no one was charged.

01:32:05.000 Boys got to be boys.

01:32:06.000 Very proud of the new boyfriend.

01:32:08.000 Yeah, that's a good sign.

01:32:14.000 This looks fucking awesome.

01:32:16.000 Bunch of Patriots doing cool man stuff.

01:32:19.000 I'm impressed with this engine.

01:32:22.000 You can whip up rapids?

01:32:25.000 Zoom out on this so people can see.

01:32:28.000 Oh, the title?

01:32:29.000 Yeah.

01:32:30.000 We should always do that, by the way.

01:32:34.000 You can go up whitewater rapids?

01:32:36.000 Cletus McFarland, jet box up white rapids.

01:32:39.000 That's a hell of a jet, buddy.

01:32:41.000 That's a hell of a jet.

01:32:43.000 What happens when you turn around?

01:32:44.000 You go a million miles an hour?

01:32:49.000 Dear Haggis and Fagis, saw your segment on antidepressants. 0.97

01:32:52.000 Want to share my take, given both my experience with depression and my degrees in psychology social work.

01:32:59.000 First off, psychiatric medication is more connected with psychiatry, which requires an MD to practice, hence the entrenchment with pharmaceutical companies.

01:33:06.000 Psychologists cannot prescribe medication, except in New Mexico.

01:33:11.000 But they offer therapy and may be fairly well read on what these medications do.

01:33:15.000 As with most healthcare situations, there's often a team of professionals, psychologists, psychiatrist, social worker, who collaborate to create a treatment plan.

01:33:23.000 There is some overlap.

01:33:25.000 For instance, a psychiatrist might provide a small amount of therapy time, but doctors and nurses can sometimes be a prisoner to the linear thinking they inherited from their schooling.

01:33:34.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:33:35.000 Mental health is very non-linear.

01:33:37.000 We don't understand how the mind works.

01:33:42.000 I've dealt with depression in my life.

01:33:44.000 I think it's only partly caused by a chemical imbalance.

01:33:47.000 When negative things happen in your life, that might cause serotonin levels to decrease.

01:33:52.000 There might be some examples of people who are born with certain chemical imbalances.

01:33:55.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:33:56.000 This was a lot more interesting the first time I read it.

01:34:01.000 Look at how hormone therapy for gender dysphoria has led to people committing suicide less than a decade later.

01:34:07.000 If I had to choose, I prefer to deal solely with the underlying issues of a mental health condition than deal with the additional irreversible psychological problems.

01:34:17.000 Just like alcohol, cocaine, heroin, psychiatric drugs do not solve problems that can be better solved with therapy, a healthy lifestyle, or improved environment.

01:34:24.000 And as far as therapy goes, be a chatterbox.

01:34:28.000 Like I have interesting conversations at my pub every fucking day.

01:34:33.000 And the IQ range is alarming.

01:34:37.000 You know how a woman's bell curve is like this and men are like this and we have the most geniuses and the most idiots? 1.00

01:34:43.000 That's my bar.

01:34:44.000 Like sometimes I'll be talking to more than one person who's special, like can't function in society, needs a social worker to come by and make sure they've showered.

01:34:56.000 And then other times I'll be talking to executives, guys in finance, very successful businessmen, all at the same fucking place.

01:35:04.000 And the conversations are all equally interesting.

01:35:07.000 Well, with the retards, it's just more like playing a game with a kid. 1.00

01:35:11.000 But as far as like blue-collar schlubs, retired cops, and successful guys in finance, same level of interesting.

01:35:22.000 And you get the therapy in there because you're telling stories, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:35:25.000 You got to make sure you don't talk about yourself too much.

01:35:28.000 But you do like, this guy fell off a cliff, this guy's hit by a bus.

01:35:31.000 You do two of those and you can do, I got run over.

01:35:36.000 And then they do a couple stories, and then you have about 20% of the things you say can be about you.

01:35:43.000 20 to 30.

01:35:46.000 That's therapy.

01:35:49.000 And it's from someone who's not getting paid, someone who genuinely cares.

01:35:55.000 One of the main things you promote and have promoted over the years is for young men to put a ring on it and start a family, to have babies.

01:36:01.000 Lots of viewers have taken your advice to heart and better their lives for it.

01:36:04.000 Lots of us have babies.

01:36:05.000 We truly are baby monsters in more ways than one.

01:36:09.000 What a nice way to end the fucking mailbox.

01:36:15.000 Mailbag.

01:36:16.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:36:30.000 One of the things make America great again means is we want to get back to the 80s.

01:36:35.000 We're accused of wanting to get back to slavery days.

01:36:38.000 No.

01:36:39.000 No one wants that.

01:36:40.000 No one likes Nazis.

01:36:42.000 No one wants slavery.

01:36:43.000 No one's saying blacks should go back to Africa.

01:36:47.000 Calm down.

01:36:48.000 We just want the 80s back where you could be an asshole.

01:36:52.000 And you could have someone like Gigi Allen on a talk show telling people what to do.

01:36:59.000 If you're so proud of what you do, why don't you have the hat and the sunglasses?

01:37:02.000 You know, you'll never, I'll never.

01:37:05.000 I can put you right away.

01:37:07.000 I go to school so I can put people in the middle of the school.

01:37:09.000 You go to school.

01:37:10.000 You go to school.

01:37:12.000 What do you mean?

01:37:12.000 You're going to be school.

01:37:13.000 You're going to be able to do it.

01:37:14.000 You're going to be school.

01:37:26.000 I am a god.

01:37:30.000 Do me a favor.

01:37:31.000 Would you say?

01:37:31.000 Would you say all right?

01:37:32.000 You're not a mic.

01:37:34.000 If you plan to.

01:37:35.000 I am the god.

01:37:37.000 You don't listen to me.

01:37:38.000 You don't listen to school.

01:37:39.000 You don't learn to school.

01:37:39.000 You learn from me.

01:37:40.000 I am a god.

01:37:42.000 Get fired.

01:37:42.000 Get in trouble.

01:37:43.000 Be brave.

01:37:44.000 And never stop fighting.

01:37:50.000 One foot in the door.

01:37:53.000 The other one in the cutter.

01:37:56.000 Sweet smell at the other door.

01:37:59.000 I think I'm rather smart.

01:38:02.000 One foot in the door.

01:38:05.000 The other one in the cutter.

01:38:08.000 Sweet smell at the door.

01:38:12.000 I think I'm rather smarter.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 26, 2022

S4E147 - WHALES HATE US

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