Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 05, 2022


S4E151 - THE PRISON INTERVIEWS


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 48 minutes

Words per Minute

168.63818

Word Count

18,286

Sentence Count

1,665

Misogynist Sentences

56

Hate Speech Sentences

76


Summary

Kevin and Yusong talk about how to say no, the post office, and how to not get kicked off the airwaves. Plus, Kevin tells the story of how he almost got kicked off airwaves for saying "hell to the doll."


Transcript

00:00:04.000 Come on, bitch!
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:35.000 I ain't gonna be too long, I ain't gonna take the seven too far.
00:00:41.000 My experiment didn't moan it on the non-nominal, no, no.
00:00:57.000 To the denis of the room, make sure that every that's some black guy singing a retarded song about how to say no in a really extraneous way with lots of superfluous words.
00:01:12.000 Did you say niggity na-na-na?
00:01:15.000 Yeah.
00:01:16.000 I don't know if that's a good look.
00:01:18.000 It's like Joe Diggity.
00:01:19.000 I didn't mean it as the end.
00:01:20.000 Oh, so if you said hell to the doll, you'd be like to the duggity, duggity doll.
00:01:24.000 Yeah.
00:01:24.000 Oh, it's it was an iggity from nah.
00:01:28.000 Right.
00:01:29.000 Yeah.
00:01:30.000 Sometimes, unfortunately, with iggy, an end can get near it, and people think you're trying to get niggy with it.
00:01:36.000 No.
00:01:36.000 And it was not.
00:01:38.000 And I never will.
00:01:39.000 Never.
00:01:40.000 Because that doesn't represent who we are as a network.
00:01:42.000 It doesn't represent me.
00:01:44.000 However, I can see that getting taken out of context and it hurting my career and this network.
00:01:50.000 And if that happens, I will not be back on Monday.
00:01:53.000 And if I'm not back on Monday, I want you to know that I've had a storied career and I'm very satisfied.
00:01:59.000 And I'd like to thank you for sticking by not just me, not just Ryan, not just the network, but sticking by free speech all these years.
00:02:09.000 So without further ado, I'd like to bid adieu to you for eating de poo-poo.
00:02:15.000 Bye-bye.
00:02:29.000 You know, I had a fight with the...
00:02:31.000 Did you know that me and the male lady are arch enemies?
00:02:35.000 Because I'm a dick?
00:02:36.000 Male lady is called transgender.
00:02:39.000 The post office person?
00:02:41.000 Ah.
00:02:42.000 No, why?
00:02:43.000 What happened?
00:02:46.000 Okay, so I said sometimes we're recording in here and I can't hear you, but I want to get our packages.
00:02:53.000 So just like bang on the door, you know, give it a second, knock again, and we'll stop recording.
00:03:01.000 I'll come and get it.
00:03:02.000 Ever since then, she goes, bang, bang, bang, bang, on the door.
00:03:07.000 And I'm often at my desk going, Jesus.
00:03:09.000 So now I'm mad.
00:03:10.000 So I always open the door in a rage.
00:03:13.000 And I'm going to calm down if there's a gigantic package there that would have been stolen.
00:03:19.000 Right?
00:03:20.000 It's always this.
00:03:22.000 And she's like, okay, I just want to make sure you're there.
00:03:25.000 And then she scans it, beep.
00:03:28.000 And then she gives it to me.
00:03:28.000 And I'm like, I've said this many times.
00:03:30.000 I'm like, this would have fit through the mail slot.
00:03:34.000 There's plenty of room.
00:03:35.000 It's a big ass mail slot, motherfucker.
00:03:37.000 And she's like, oh, okay.
00:03:39.000 And I go, I've said this many times.
00:03:41.000 You don't need to beckon me to what?
00:03:44.000 Hold something that could easily have just gone through that hole.
00:03:47.000 And so now we're in a mood.
00:03:50.000 And she goes, oh, okay.
00:03:51.000 So from now on, I'm just going to leave your packages on the ground.
00:03:54.000 I'm like, oh, so that's a punishment?
00:03:56.000 You're punishing me?
00:03:57.000 And she goes, no, but you told me that you got to sign for the package.
00:04:03.000 Sorry, not that you have to sign for the backage, but you told me to get you and there's a package.
00:04:08.000 I go, there's no package here.
00:04:10.000 And she goes, this is a package.
00:04:11.000 It's like this big, but it's kind of fat.
00:04:15.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:15.000 Like when you buy a little electronic thing, like a little tiny cable.
00:04:19.000 So technically it's sort of a package because you've got to scan it.
00:04:23.000 But I don't give a fuck.
00:04:24.000 I obviously, and this is what I did say to her face, I go, I obviously am concerned about packages that don't fit through the slot.
00:04:32.000 I don't need to be here and look at you scan a puffy envelope.
00:04:39.000 And she just walks away.
00:04:41.000 And then she said something that really hurt.
00:04:44.000 And I might file a grievance with the United States Postal Service.
00:04:50.000 You're a rude boy?
00:04:51.000 Worse.
00:04:52.000 What's worse than that?
00:04:53.000 She said, you're a real pain in the ass.
00:04:57.000 Oh.
00:05:00.000 I want to get her fired.
00:05:04.000 Let's cancel her.
00:05:05.000 Yeah.
00:05:06.000 And harass her family.
00:05:08.000 I'm going to ruin you.
00:05:11.000 You fucking ragamuffin.
00:05:14.000 I should have said that.
00:05:15.000 Yeah, I'm a pain in the ass.
00:05:16.000 You're a ragamuffin with the chicken stuffing.
00:05:22.000 How dare you?
00:05:23.000 Also in the news, Ryan is kicked off Instagram.
00:05:26.000 That's true.
00:05:28.000 For being fun.
00:05:29.000 And I'm happy you got kicked off, Ryan.
00:05:31.000 Me too.
00:05:32.000 Because it shows what this is really about.
00:05:35.000 Why am I canceled?
00:05:36.000 Because I started a white power militia, which, by the way, is the theme of this entire show.
00:05:41.000 It's a very proud boys-oriented app.
00:05:43.000 We're talking to guys in prison today.
00:05:46.000 No, no one believes that.
00:05:47.000 That's this dumb lie.
00:05:49.000 I'm banned because I'm charming and funny and make Trump look fun.
00:05:56.000 Stop, stop.
00:05:57.000 So Ryan did this video with that other guy that we like.
00:06:00.000 Jason Scoop.
00:06:02.000 Jason Spook.
00:06:03.000 Oh, it's Scoop.
00:06:04.000 Oh, Scoop.
00:06:06.000 Oh, Jason Spook is the black guy.
00:06:08.000 Well, unfortunately, yes.
00:06:11.000 They did this video.
00:06:13.000 It went viral because it's funny.
00:06:15.000 There's no like lies about COVID.
00:06:17.000 There's no don't get the vax.
00:06:20.000 There's no, I'm going to kidnap Governor Whitmer.
00:06:22.000 There's none of that.
00:06:24.000 It's just a jokey thing about how China made an Asian Trump.
00:06:29.000 Completely apolitical in that sense.
00:06:31.000 And this is, he tagged Ryan, and now Ryan's band.
00:06:36.000 Look, folks, the people of China, they wanted their own Trump so bad that they made a clone, and here he is.
00:06:42.000 Unbelievable.
00:06:43.000 So true.
00:06:43.000 Wow, Macho, man, right?
00:06:45.000 We love that song.
00:06:46.000 Now, listen, the people of China have provided great things to the world, such as Port Friend, right?
00:06:51.000 Unbelievable.
00:06:52.000 Japanese anime, and of course, Suji.
00:06:55.000 So strong.
00:06:56.000 But now we're going to have to concentrate on making China great again, right?
00:07:00.000 So true.
00:07:01.000 Now we already have a great wall.
00:07:03.000 Maybe you've heard of it, the Great Wall of China, but we're going to build it actually bigger and better than before, right?
00:07:09.000 That sounds so great.
00:07:10.000 Come here.
00:07:11.000 I couldn't have said it better myself.
00:07:12.000 Wow.
00:07:13.000 Strong guy.
00:07:15.000 Lovely guy.
00:07:15.000 Wow.
00:07:16.000 Wow.
00:07:18.000 So strongly.
00:07:19.000 So true.
00:07:20.000 Winning.
00:07:22.000 So many deals.
00:07:23.000 Fantastic.
00:07:25.000 That was recorded right here.
00:07:26.000 Yep.
00:07:27.000 That was my desk.
00:07:29.000 Maybe that's why they knew it was here.
00:07:32.000 Gabby Cooties.
00:07:34.000 Yep.
00:07:34.000 But now I have a telegram.
00:07:36.000 So that thing blew up, right?
00:07:38.000 Yeah, it's got usually his reels.
00:07:40.000 I mean, a couple of them break 10,000, but they're not many.
00:07:44.000 And that one broke 10,000.
00:07:46.000 So I'm thinking that collaborative post.
00:07:49.000 Wait a minute.
00:07:50.000 When I say...
00:07:51.000 Ryan, the reason I put this on the show is I thought it broke like 2 million.
00:07:55.000 Well, that's on his TikTok.
00:07:56.000 On his TikTok, he gets millions.
00:07:59.000 Okay, so how did that do on his TikTok?
00:08:01.000 I obviously mean...
00:08:02.000 I don't have a TikTok, but let me see if I could search him.
00:08:06.000 Okay.
00:08:08.000 But yeah, so Instagram has this feature where you can collaborate on a post, and it's brand new.
00:08:13.000 So I figured that's how I got on their radar.
00:08:15.000 I've been just kind of slinking under the radar.
00:08:17.000 Yeah, alright, we got it.
00:08:18.000 We got it.
00:08:18.000 And I was banned.
00:08:19.000 Yes, I already explained everything.
00:08:21.000 Big time.
00:08:22.000 Demi Lovato is a she again.
00:08:26.000 I hope she gets pretty again.
00:08:28.000 She was fucking stunning.
00:08:31.000 Coconut smashing boner machine.
00:08:33.000 Then she discovered feminism and became a two, maybe a three.
00:08:38.000 She was a 7.89, which is close as damn it to a 7.9.
00:08:43.000 15,000.
00:08:44.000 Okay, that's not interesting.
00:08:49.000 Then she went they, them, and I made fun of her, and we even tried to understand sentences with her pronouns in them.
00:08:57.000 Like, Demi Lovato's fans criticize her weight, and it hurts them.
00:09:03.000 And you're like, which, the fans or her?
00:09:05.000 I mean, pronouns exist for a reason, you know.
00:09:08.000 You're going back in time.
00:09:10.000 So it's possible that everyone in the world watches this show and then, oh my God, she was hot.
00:09:17.000 And the perfect kind of girl next door hot too, like not too much.
00:09:21.000 But it's possible that everyone in the world watches this show and every time I say something, it magically happens.
00:09:25.000 Another possibility is that God is watching me and he makes things that I say happen.
00:09:33.000 Third possibility is that I just have my finger on the pulse.
00:09:36.000 Like we made fun of Samantha B. Remember that?
00:09:39.000 Boom, canceled.
00:09:41.000 Lily Sing.
00:09:43.000 I think she's canceled, I assume, right?
00:09:47.000 Oh, turn this up.
00:09:50.000 She only looks hot when she's ugly.
00:10:00.000 This song's about she, her pronouns.
00:10:05.000 I try to go, but they, them keep pulling me back in.
00:10:09.000 No, it's she, her who pulled her back in, Joke Runer.
00:10:12.000 Ah.
00:10:13.000 J-R?
00:10:14.000 Garp.
00:10:15.000 By the way, this morning I said to Ryan, I'm going to go get a coffee won't.
00:10:18.000 He goes, I'll take a cough cough.
00:10:20.000 Yeah, it's cute.
00:10:22.000 And I was like, not anymore, you won't.
00:10:26.000 I'm sorry, what?
00:10:28.000 Sip.
00:10:31.000 Just a little sippy-whippy of my cough cough.
00:10:33.000 By the way, speaking of being God, I was reading the comments on our shows recently, and I don't want to alarm anyone, but you realize that I have all the back end to this website.
00:10:42.000 And when you threaten me or mention my wife or kids, I know where you live, right?
00:10:48.000 Like I have your VPN there, and I have your credit card.
00:10:52.000 Not that I would ever fuck with that, but I can see your house.
00:10:55.000 I can see everything.
00:10:56.000 So you have all these people who like threaten me and call me a pussy, and they have anonymous names, and they think they're speaking into a vacuum.
00:11:02.000 Like, okay.
00:11:05.000 Maybe be a little more careful when you threaten people.
00:11:08.000 And by the way, there is nothing more cowardly than calling someone a pussy or a coward and using a fucking anonymous name.
00:11:17.000 That's something I'll never get over in this universe of the internet.
00:11:22.000 How someone can sit there and be called El Grandiso and have a fucking piece of cheese and go, you think you stand up for what you believe in, but you're a fucking coward and you will never say what's really going on.
00:11:34.000 Dude, why aren't you Michael James?
00:11:37.000 I have your name.
00:11:40.000 Anyway.
00:11:43.000 Hello.
00:11:45.000 Alex Jones.
00:11:46.000 Oh, God.
00:11:46.000 That was a woman who hadn't met her biological dad yet because he peaced out.
00:11:52.000 Yeah.
00:11:52.000 And he thought that would be a fun way to present his shitty ass.
00:11:56.000 So we're all following the Alex Jones thing.
00:11:59.000 I was supposed to get him on the show today, but a little busy, believe it or not.
00:12:02.000 And what I find strange about the left is this burning animosity towards him.
00:12:08.000 Like they want him dead.
00:12:12.000 Why?
00:12:13.000 He said Sandy Hook didn't happen.
00:12:15.000 A bunch of psychos harassed the parents of the victims.
00:12:19.000 That's rough.
00:12:21.000 That's bad.
00:12:23.000 But they want him to go to jail for like 40 years.
00:12:26.000 Really?
00:12:26.000 What about when we all criticized or when these politicians said, go attack these Supreme Court justices?
00:12:34.000 They shouldn't feel safe.
00:12:36.000 And then a tranny who calls himself Sophie went there to murder Brett Kavanaugh.
00:12:42.000 If you're really worried about words leading to violence, I assume you're on board with all of the examples.
00:12:48.000 But their passion for this, Alex Jones was wrong.
00:12:52.000 Sandy Hook did happen.
00:12:54.000 He fucked up.
00:12:55.000 Out of, what, 40 years?
00:12:58.000 40 years of broadcasting, He made a mistake.
00:13:02.000 Okay.
00:13:03.000 What's going to happen?
00:13:05.000 Why?
00:13:05.000 And they all want him to go to jail.
00:13:06.000 It's a civil suit, guys.
00:13:08.000 But I guess they say if a crime is discovered during a civil suit, then he could be punished for it.
00:13:16.000 Criminally?
00:13:17.000 I don't know.
00:13:19.000 It's fucking bizarre.
00:13:22.000 And the big story yesterday, or today too, was I think his lawyer accidentally gave all of his texts from like 10 years to the opposition, to the prosecution.
00:13:36.000 Accidentally gave them everything, every conversation he's ever had.
00:13:40.000 So I was like, uh-oh, I hope I never said anything bad.
00:13:43.000 And I was going through my text with Alex Jones, which go back a long-ass motherfucking tat.
00:13:48.000 And I was like reading our text going, I like these guys.
00:13:51.000 They seem funny.
00:13:53.000 That must happen when feds infiltrate my private texts.
00:13:59.000 Hey, you're cool.
00:14:01.000 There's allegations of child porn.
00:14:04.000 I was like, holy fuck, that's pretty bad.
00:14:06.000 And then I look into it and I remember there was a time there where really hot girls, and I don't know if you've seen this, but it's not the kind of thing that makes pussies wet.
00:14:17.000 And hot girls out of the blue, like it was about a year and a half into Proud Boys, and all of a sudden my DMs, this is before I was banned from Twitter, were blowing up with hot chicks who weren't just like, you're cute, give me a call.
00:14:29.000 It was always like bikinis and let's fuck.
00:14:32.000 You're fucking hot.
00:14:34.000 And I thought, hmm, that's unusual.
00:14:37.000 And some of them looked really young.
00:14:39.000 And so to one of them, the youngest one, I was like, can I see a picture of your driver's license, please?
00:14:45.000 And she goes, no, I'm old.
00:14:46.000 Like, quiz me about history and stuff.
00:14:48.000 I don't want to send you my driver's license.
00:14:50.000 That's too personal.
00:14:51.000 But I can answer any kind of Jeopardy questions, basically she was saying.
00:14:55.000 I'm like, no, that's not how you verify age.
00:14:56.000 I'm out of here.
00:14:57.000 Bye.
00:14:58.000 And then I realized they were probably set up as baits.
00:15:00.000 So I'd be like, yeah, I'll fuck you.
00:15:01.000 Let's meet.
00:15:02.000 Then we have a Chris Hansen scene and this kiddie porn.
00:15:04.000 Because I always wondered, if someone sends you, DMs you...
00:15:08.000 Uh-oh, here we go.
00:15:13.000 Yellow.
00:15:18.000 An incarcerated individual.
00:15:19.000 Just keep recording.
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00:15:37.000 You may start the conversation now.
00:15:40.000 Hey, man.
00:15:42.000 What's going on?
00:15:43.000 Well, you're on TV.
00:15:46.000 Oh.
00:15:47.000 I thought, uh, okay.
00:15:50.000 My bad.
00:15:50.000 I thought we were.
00:15:51.000 All right.
00:15:51.000 No, it's just going on.
00:15:53.000 My name's Joe Biggs, and my pronouns are ninja and wizard.
00:15:59.000 Those two have nothing in common.
00:16:01.000 Ninjas are assassins from Japan hired to carry out murders.
00:16:05.000 And wizards are much more peaceful, friendly guys who are like very, very advanced magicians.
00:16:11.000 No, Gandalf the Grey was pretty wicked.
00:16:13.000 I mean, he was crazy.
00:16:15.000 He was kicking some butt.
00:16:17.000 So I'm a wise ninja.
00:16:19.000 Oh, okay.
00:16:20.000 I see the Venn diagram there.
00:16:21.000 I guess there is some overlap.
00:16:24.000 So what's been going on?
00:16:25.000 I hear you're in jail?
00:16:27.000 Yeah.
00:16:29.000 I know that's news, everybody.
00:16:31.000 It hasn't been that long.
00:16:32.000 It's only been, what, a year and a half now?
00:16:34.000 You know, I think one of the reasons you're such a target is every time they show a picture of the Capitol, the insurrection, we call it the meandering, there's you in the front smiling.
00:16:46.000 Yeah, I know.
00:16:47.000 It's funny if I could go back to that lady that day, the photographer, and go, why did you have to ask me to do my war face right then?
00:16:57.000 Because it's like if you were to go through my phone and look at all my pictures, I make that face literally everywhere.
00:17:02.000 It's shot show in Vegas.
00:17:03.000 I could be at a strip club.
00:17:05.000 I could be, you know, whatever.
00:17:07.000 I'm just saying random places.
00:17:08.000 I could be at anything, and I'll make that face, you know, for a picture.
00:17:12.000 It's just my face I make.
00:17:14.000 And they make it seem like, you know, I'm like leading some charge to something.
00:17:18.000 Well, in a kangaroo court, you're going to be looking for the ones that made the biggest impact visually, and then you're going to attack them.
00:17:26.000 You're going to ignore the law.
00:17:27.000 There's no need for smoking guns.
00:17:29.000 And so that's why Buffalo Shaman, what's he called?
00:17:32.000 Voodoo Shaman got four years right out the gate because everyone thinks of him when they think of the event.
00:17:40.000 So that's why they're coming down hard on you.
00:17:44.000 Yeah, it's weird.
00:17:45.000 Like, they don't really have evidence, but they're leaning on a few key people to make this whole thing stick together.
00:17:52.000 And like even with the Dom Pozzola guy, like he's barely even been in the club.
00:17:58.000 Like I think he even admitted he's only been in a few weeks.
00:18:01.000 But somehow he's part of this grand conspiracy because he had a shield and he broke a window.
00:18:07.000 And it's like this guy that nobody knows, we're being blamed for it.
00:18:12.000 I mean, I'm sure he's a great guy.
00:18:13.000 I don't know anything about him.
00:18:15.000 I mean, I don't think any of us know him at all.
00:18:18.000 And I think it's just odd that this guy, they've kind of polarized and they made him seem like he's this definitive answer to what happened that day and that it's a link to us.
00:18:30.000 The same thing with the Ryan Samsung guy.
00:18:32.000 The same guy that ran over a pregnant chick and beat up a whole bunch of females or something like that.
00:18:37.000 This random person walks up to me and puts an arm around my shoulder and that's proof right there that I told him to go charge or something like that.
00:18:45.000 I mean, it's all these little ridiculous things that they're using to spread this lie.
00:18:50.000 But, you know, as crazy as it sounds, it's serious because they're literally treating it like it's serious stuff, and it blows my mind.
00:18:58.000 Well, the scary thing about the Samsung thing is he obviously went up to you, I think he said something like, I know you're from Infowars or some shit.
00:19:05.000 He's not a proud boy, is he?
00:19:07.000 No.
00:19:08.000 No.
00:19:09.000 I've never heard of him before.
00:19:10.000 I didn't even know who the hell the guy was until my lawyer kept going, hey man, you know who this guy is?
00:19:16.000 I'm like, why do you keep asking me about this person?
00:19:18.000 And he goes, yeah, he's the guy that came up to you and then ran to the fence or whatever.
00:19:22.000 And I go, I don't know that guy.
00:19:23.000 Like, you know how many people come up to me and put an arm on my shoulder and say something to me and then walk off?
00:19:27.000 I was like, I can't be responsible for People's actions, the random people that come up to me all the time.
00:19:32.000 And then that becomes, he Biggs flashed him a gun and said, you better go storm the Capitol or I'm going to kill your family.
00:19:40.000 Yeah, I mean, if they did anything called investigative work, I mean, I know the FBI is more keen to setting people up for kidnapping and stuff, but if they actually did what they're supposed to do and investigate, they'd simply find out that I flew to D.C. And to fly to D.C. and to have had a gun,
00:19:59.000 I would have to have had a record of it, and there's no record of that.
00:20:02.000 So there goes that.
00:20:04.000 Well, yeah, the scary part with that kind of stuff is you lock someone in a cage and you say, I want you to flip on someone.
00:20:11.000 You don't have anything to flip on.
00:20:13.000 So if a weaker man, and you and Rufi are definitely not in that category, is going to go, yes, we burned all the blueprints, but they were there and we agreed we were going to not just storm the Capitol, but kill everyone there.
00:20:27.000 Can I get out now, please?
00:20:28.000 I want to see my kids.
00:20:30.000 Yeah.
00:20:31.000 I mean, it's funny, like, the New York Times did this, like, piece in their Outlook section or whatever it is.
00:20:37.000 And it's basically all on me, like, two weeks ago.
00:20:42.000 And all they do is they take free frame shots from actual live footage, and then they stop it, and they go, look, Joe's pointing at the Capitol.
00:20:50.000 I pointed in so many directions in that shot.
00:20:52.000 I saw the actual video.
00:20:54.000 And my finger's scanning around, and I'm like looking at stuff.
00:20:57.000 And they freeze it right where my hand looks like that's at the Capitol.
00:21:00.000 And they're going, that's the pivotal point where he decides they're taking it.
00:21:03.000 And I'm like, you guys are just making up random ass crap as it comes along.
00:21:07.000 You're literally taking a bag of shit and you're throwing it and seeing what sticks to the wall.
00:21:12.000 Yeah, and you'd go, okay, I understand Antifa would make up stupid shit.
00:21:17.000 But now we have Antifa, the prosecution, the American justice system, we have the Jan 6 committee, and we have the media all doing the same clown world bullshit.
00:21:31.000 I've got a whole table.
00:21:34.000 It's not really a table.
00:21:35.000 It's part of my coffin bed area.
00:21:38.000 It's like the cement thing that comes up to where I lay down in this little area.
00:21:41.000 I'm in solitary confinement, for those who don't know.
00:21:44.000 And there's this little piece where I can stack paperwork.
00:21:47.000 And I'm telling you at least a foot and a half to two foot of paper stacked.
00:21:55.000 And there's documents that literally prove, and in the government's words, that we didn't plan anything.
00:22:04.000 But isn't it crazy?
00:22:05.000 Like, I understand Antifa coming with radically crazy ideas, like you threaten someone with a gun.
00:22:10.000 I get that.
00:22:12.000 The media doing it, well, maybe the radical leftist media.
00:22:16.000 And then that should be the end of it.
00:22:18.000 But no, it keeps going.
00:22:19.000 It goes to mainstream media.
00:22:20.000 It goes to FBI.
00:22:21.000 It goes to courtrooms.
00:22:22.000 It goes to Jan 6 committees.
00:22:24.000 Like, they're all on the same page as Antifa.
00:22:26.000 And the scary part is that lands people in prison.
00:22:31.000 Yeah, the Justice Department today is, their motto is, show me the man, I'll show you the crime.
00:22:36.000 Yeah.
00:22:37.000 The Soviet anthem there.
00:22:39.000 Yeah, I mean, that's literally what we're seeing is that.
00:22:42.000 I mean, what they're doing are Maoist bullet points.
00:22:49.000 Yeah.
00:22:49.000 It's insane.
00:22:51.000 I mean, I'm listening to the hearings on Capitol Hill with Christopher Wray, the head of the FBI, and it's just, you know, it's mind-blowing how corrupt and how devious and heartless and soulless and un-American this government has become.
00:23:10.000 And these games that they're playing, they're playing these games for politics.
00:23:13.000 They don't understand that there are human lives involved.
00:23:17.000 People with families and children and things like that.
00:23:20.000 You know, I've never been in trouble a day in my life.
00:23:22.000 And, you know, this is just, you know, it's crazy to go through.
00:23:27.000 It's not been easy, but it hasn't been terrible.
00:23:31.000 I mean, I'm trying to do the best I can with everything.
00:23:34.000 It's not as bad as some of these guys.
00:23:35.000 You know, one of the guys is here, he was told that he could get some time shaved if he took a class where they would reprogram him.
00:23:42.000 And this reprogramming class or like whatever, it is basically used for cults.
00:23:50.000 But instead, they're using this reprogramming class now for January 6th dependent because they see us, you know, basically as cultists.
00:23:58.000 And they're like, hey, if you take this class and you reprogram yourself and you, you know, agreed all the Democrat talking points, we are going to shave off time and you can go home.
00:24:09.000 Isn't it tempting to say yes to that and then pretend to be a zombie and be like, oh, thank you so much.
00:24:15.000 I have learned so much.
00:24:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:24:18.000 I mean, it's a great opportunity to see how well your acting skills are.
00:24:27.000 I mean, that's really all it is.
00:24:29.000 I mean, if you get through that, and then, you know, they're like, wow, hire this guy.
00:24:33.000 Movie time.
00:24:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:24:35.000 Well, there should be movies made about this.
00:24:37.000 It's so fucking amazing.
00:24:39.000 So we got Ethan on the show soon.
00:24:41.000 We're going to have a whole deep dive on Proud Boys.
00:24:44.000 This Dominic guy, you know, him, the fact that he was in the front and he broke the window is now being used as proof that the Proud Boys are the spearhead, the tip of the spear, for this entire insurrection.
00:24:57.000 They planned everything and Dominic proves that.
00:25:00.000 Now all Dominic has to do is say yes and their narrative lives on and now everyone's going to jail.
00:25:08.000 Yeah, I mean the best thing that they could do at this point in time is break themselves away from all of us and do their own thing.
00:25:15.000 Because right now it's going to hurt a whole bunch of people that really had nothing to do with anything.
00:25:19.000 I mean in the footage, in the discovery and stuff, I'm used to saying events, I'm not used to saying discovery.
00:25:26.000 In some of these discovery videos I've seen, you literally see what's going on from an elevated angle from cameras, and it goes against everything they said during the first January 6th committee hearing was basically about me and this pivotal point where this female cop says that I'm antagonizing the police and all that.
00:25:45.000 And they cut to a video and it's me chanting F. Antifa.
00:25:50.000 And then the lady goes, I could see his face and I could see him pointing and I could tell that he was coming for me.
00:25:55.000 Well, I actually saw the real video and you can't even see from where I'm standing anywhere to where that lady cop is who claims this.
00:26:03.000 There's so many people in front of me.
00:26:05.000 And not once were any of these things being shouted on a megaphone.
00:26:11.000 And then from that time where they said the chants riled up the crowd, there's a few minutes that goes by before people even start moving slowly up.
00:26:20.000 And the next thing you know, you can see Rufio going, stop, stop, stop.
00:26:24.000 And people are just pushing in a huge wave.
00:26:27.000 And there's nothing you can do about it at that time.
00:26:31.000 Yeah, well, you know, it's a crazy case because 99% of the time when someone's in jail, they've done a bad thing and they want to explain why or get some sort of reason for it.
00:26:42.000 I robbed the bank because my family's starving and I should be given a break, even though I did a bad thing.
00:26:47.000 It's very rare that someone is completely innocent and there's no, you can interrogate them all you want.
00:26:53.000 You're just going to get more truth.
00:26:56.000 Yeah, I mean, everything I do, this whole hearing is, you know, it's a public court of, you know, public opinion hearing.
00:27:05.000 And sorry, I don't get to talk much, so I'm not as smooth.
00:27:09.000 I'm not as smooth as I used to be, you know, and things aren't quick to my head because my brain's eroding.
00:27:16.000 I have to read a dictionary all day just to kind of be able to have a, you know, somewhat conversational with other people when I get a chance to do so.
00:27:24.000 Dude, your brain is not eroding.
00:27:25.000 You're reading so many books in there.
00:27:26.000 I'm worried you're going to come back that this pretentious intellectual with a monocle on and a vest.
00:27:33.000 You're going to become a snob.
00:27:36.000 One of the big things they don't understand, too, though, is like me.
00:27:39.000 My house is paid off.
00:27:40.000 I'm going to have to sell my house now because they ran and had my benefits taken away, my military benefits, and I'm retired.
00:27:49.000 I get a monthly stipend that's pretty good, and that's all been taken from me, and then I have no other way to keep up with my bills, so I'm going to have to sell my house now because all the money stops at the end of this month.
00:28:02.000 Well, that's one of the things they understand.
00:28:03.000 This game that they're playing, they don't understand the ramifications of it, what that's going to do to me for the rest of my life.
00:28:13.000 They don't care.
00:28:14.000 They don't care if you live or die.
00:28:18.000 And when I say they, I mean the left.
00:28:20.000 Yeah, I know.
00:28:21.000 I'm just trying to get home to see my kid, man.
00:28:23.000 I haven't seen my daughter in person in a year and a half, and I haven't seen her on a video conference since I came to Alexandria because they don't have that technology yet.
00:28:32.000 So it's been like five months here that I haven't seen her on video and in person a year and a half.
00:28:38.000 You know, last time I saw her, she was three going on four, and now she's about to be six.
00:28:42.000 So, you know, that sucks.
00:28:46.000 Do you get to talk to her?
00:28:49.000 Yeah, I get to talk to her when she's at my mom's house on the weekends.
00:28:51.000 And, you know, that's cool.
00:28:52.000 But I can definitely tell in her voice that, you know, it's really sad.
00:28:56.000 And, like, I get stories from my mom and her mom that say that Savannah will walk around with a picture of me, a little photograph that of her and I. I'm holding her at this Mexican restaurant where we went one time.
00:29:08.000 And she walks around with it all the time and talks to it and hugs it and sleeps with it.
00:29:11.000 And if you try to take the picture from her, she becomes angry and cries.
00:29:15.000 So, you know, I can tell that it's definitely affecting her.
00:29:19.000 That's rough.
00:29:21.000 Yeah.
00:29:22.000 Especially when you hear that from her mom saying that.
00:29:26.000 It's, yeah.
00:29:28.000 I'm just ready to go home and see my kids.
00:29:30.000 Kid.
00:29:31.000 Well, we've got the give, send, go up on the screen here.
00:29:35.000 And we also have your lawyer's personal email we're putting up because some people are worried they're going to be on a list if they donate.
00:29:44.000 And for the big rollers who want to send a check, they can contact Dan and get the check.
00:29:52.000 He can cash the check without there being any risk of them.
00:29:55.000 Yeah, it goes directly into a trust that we have set up.
00:29:59.000 And it's a way to just remain anonymous, you know.
00:30:02.000 And, you know, we understand people want to give and they want to help, but they also have a family to take care of.
00:30:09.000 And, you know, we live in a country now where you have to hide your political affiliations and your true beliefs just to make ends meet and just to get by.
00:30:18.000 So I get it.
00:30:19.000 You know, it's frustrating.
00:30:21.000 And I wish we could, you know, there were more people out there willing to do a lot for us.
00:30:27.000 But at the same time, I do see a lot of people that are, you know, writing us letters and doing everything that they can and at least contributing in some way.
00:30:37.000 And that's always nice to know that there's still people out there thinking about us and praying for us and all that.
00:30:42.000 And, you know, I pray for Ruthio and Ethan and Rail all the time.
00:30:50.000 Every night I do.
00:30:51.000 And for their families and even for the judge that I cannot stand.
00:30:56.000 And the prosecutors, I pray for them.
00:30:59.000 I hope this all works out and something good comes from it because right now it sucks.
00:31:04.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:05.000 All right, man.
00:31:06.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show and we'll always do everything we can to help.
00:31:10.000 All right, man.
00:31:10.000 This is Ninja Wizard saying goodbye.
00:31:13.000 See you, buddy.
00:31:18.000 Like when guests make the host cry.
00:31:21.000 That's rude.
00:31:22.000 That doesn't make for very good TV.
00:31:24.000 That was bad form of him.
00:31:27.000 That was rough.
00:31:35.000 Emails.
00:31:36.000 All right, let's jump right into this.
00:31:39.000 This is a Proud Boys special.
00:31:41.000 So let's jump right into the Proud Boys.
00:31:48.000 Stand back.
00:31:49.000 Stand by.
00:31:54.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
00:31:57.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.
00:32:00.000 You got it, not political.
00:32:06.000 Stand back.
00:32:07.000 Stand by.
00:32:08.000 Stand by.
00:32:09.000 Stand by.
00:32:10.000 Now, I know not everyone is concerned about the fate of the Proud Boys.
00:32:13.000 It's a club they have nothing to do with.
00:32:15.000 But the reason it's relevant to every American is this could happen to you.
00:32:20.000 So the reason I focus on them is, well, because they're my friends, but it's a club I'm intimately familiar with.
00:32:26.000 So when I see people lying, I can spot them easily.
00:32:28.000 But I'm sure if I was familiar with Oath Keepers or what are they called, Patriot Prayer or any other group, I'd see the same kind of injustice, the same kind of lies, same kind of propaganda.
00:32:40.000 I mean, I think it's pretty relevant that Ryan was banned from Instagram for making a joke because the problem is not what you did wrong.
00:32:48.000 The problem is who you support and who you help.
00:32:53.000 And patriots help Trump.
00:32:55.000 And there is a massive, deep state push to punish anyone who makes Trump seem palatable.
00:33:03.000 And that's the crime here.
00:33:04.000 They're the palatable boys.
00:33:07.000 So that's why you should care.
00:33:11.000 Let's start this with Bill Maher using the club as a perfect example of Trump's cult.
00:33:20.000 First, he starts talking about Hitler and how Hitler had this power to have cult members.
00:33:25.000 And he goes, Trump is the same, but he's like a dumb Hitler.
00:33:28.000 Wow, thanks a lot.
00:33:31.000 Hitler.
00:33:32.000 He's crazy.
00:33:34.000 No, you're not dumb if you somehow do what he did.
00:33:36.000 He's like Hitler.
00:33:37.000 He's crazy, not in his career.
00:33:40.000 You don't want to compare him to Hitler.
00:33:42.000 No, no, no.
00:33:43.000 It's perfectly okay to make a Hitler analogy as long as you compartmentalize it.
00:33:48.000 I'm not saying he's Hitler like he wanted to kill all the Jews.
00:33:51.000 What I'm saying is Hitler was crazy like Trump is crazy.
00:33:56.000 He is crazy.
00:33:57.000 Hitler wasn't stupid.
00:33:58.000 Trump's more stupid.
00:34:00.000 But they were both instinctive political geniuses.
00:34:05.000 That's where that analogy is completely appropriate.
00:34:08.000 No, he was not, Trump is not that evil.
00:34:10.000 He does not want to take over the world and kill people and put them in camps, of course.
00:34:15.000 This is like when people are stoned and they're talking, they go, this would make a great show.
00:34:20.000 But they're only saying that because they have a buzz and it seems really interesting because they're high.
00:34:25.000 This makes a terrible show.
00:34:27.000 First of all, we get to see John McEnroe's sneakers and we're not impressed.
00:34:31.000 He's dressed like a cool 13-year-old.
00:34:34.000 And secondly, it's a rambling mess with no prep.
00:34:39.000 And you say stupid things like what you're about to say.
00:34:42.000 But as a kind of a savant who's just this instinctive political genius, Trump is that.
00:34:52.000 Boy, when he gets you, his fans, his crowd, the Proud Boys types, boy, do they, that is a cult.
00:35:00.000 You know, there's a base.
00:35:02.000 You can have a base and you have a cult.
00:35:04.000 Biden doesn't have three people who like him as much as Trump.
00:35:08.000 You know what?
00:35:09.000 That's enough of that.
00:35:09.000 You know how you define a cult?
00:35:12.000 If you leave the group, you're ostracized.
00:35:17.000 If you leave Proud Boys, it's bye-bye.
00:35:21.000 Home to mommy.
00:35:22.000 They still hang out with you.
00:35:24.000 Even if you leave a bikers gang like Hell's Angels, they've got all these other clubs.
00:35:28.000 I forget that Maddie will tell you the name of the club, but it's like the old biker boys.
00:35:34.000 They still hang out.
00:35:36.000 If you leave the left, however, you're fucking doomed.
00:35:42.000 Remember on Howard Stern when Ronnie the Limo driver implies he may have voted for Trump.
00:35:46.000 Totally ostracized.
00:35:47.000 They all dump him.
00:35:48.000 You're a white supremacist now.
00:35:49.000 We hate your guts.
00:35:51.000 So they don't tolerate anyone leaving, and they ostracize them, and they want to punish them, and they want to cancel them.
00:35:58.000 Like I had all my old friends turn on me when I became a Trump guy, all my liberal friends, and then try to punish me and talk shit to the media and stuff about how...
00:36:07.000 They don't know what happened when we lost him.
00:36:10.000 So you're the ones acting like a cult.
00:36:13.000 I was happy to hang out with you.
00:36:14.000 I'm not now because you stabbed me in the back, but I was still ready to chill.
00:36:20.000 They are the cult.
00:36:21.000 We are not.
00:36:24.000 All right, let's do a green screen on CNN did a big thing on defining the club, and I can't help but notice that it's full of shit.
00:36:48.000 All right, let's try to figure out what this men's club is.
00:36:52.000 It purports to just be guys who are fans of a podcast who ended up defending the normies from Antifa, but apparently it is a paramilitary militia that is going to overthrow the government and take over the country.
00:37:08.000 So let's check in on the always reliable CNN.
00:37:13.000 Reality Check with John Avalon.
00:37:15.000 What do you want to call him?
00:37:16.000 Give me a name.
00:37:17.000 Give me a name.
00:37:17.000 White surprises and rights.
00:37:18.000 Why would you like me to condemn?
00:37:19.000 Why proud process and right proud?
00:37:22.000 Stand back and stand by.
00:37:24.000 I'll tell you what.
00:37:25.000 I'll tell you what.
00:37:26.000 Somebody's got to do something about antifa.
00:37:29.000 Hey, all, I'm John Avalon.
00:37:31.000 And this is Reality Check on the Extremist Beat.
00:37:35.000 Now, since our foundation is not a matter of time, I assume that this guy's extremist beat is going to be covering a lot of radical Islam.
00:37:43.000 I mean, if you look at the top 10 mass killings in America, you're going to see two or three Muslims in there.
00:37:51.000 You're not going to see any proud boys.
00:37:53.000 So if you're covering number 738 on the danger list, I assume you went near one and two?
00:38:00.000 No, he's only doing this because he thinks they're white males.
00:38:06.000 And the media's obsession is white supremacy despite it not being a thing and despite it not even being a thing with this particular club.
00:38:15.000 The Proud Boys have rocketed from a right-wing fight club, a self-styled drinking club with a Patriot problem, to a presidential sanctioned paramilitary group.
00:38:25.000 Stop.
00:38:26.000 How are they sanctioned by the president?
00:38:29.000 Because he said, because he fucked up stand down.
00:38:32.000 So by him saying stand black and stand by, he is officially sanctioned them and they are his own personal army.
00:38:42.000 How far are we into this?
00:38:44.000 Is that 26 seconds?
00:38:47.000 And it's already utter fucking garbage.
00:38:51.000 Why didn't he call me?
00:38:52.000 Why didn't he call Joe Biggs' lawyers or any of the guys' lawyers who are in prison?
00:38:58.000 Why didn't he call any Proud Boys?
00:39:00.000 I bet if they pull up a Proud Boy from this, it'll be some disavowed pussy who couldn't handle the, what's it called?
00:39:07.000 The what do you call it when you're a rookie and you're a prospect?
00:39:11.000 Couldn't handle the prospect phase.
00:39:14.000 And if you doubt their significance, just listen to this assessment from the Combating Terrorism Center at West Point.
00:39:21.000 Quote, the Proud Boys have emerged as both a manifestation of and driver for polarization and political violence in the United States.
00:39:29.000 The evolution of the Proud Boys has seemingly culminated in the central role members of the group allegedly played in the storming of the U.S. Capitol.
00:39:38.000 I have trouble with bureaucratic rhetoric sometimes.
00:39:41.000 The evolution of the Proud Boys has seemingly culminated in the central role members of the group allegedly played in storming the U.S. Capitol.
00:39:49.000 So, of course, some people read these.
00:39:50.000 They don't read seemingly and allegedly.
00:39:53.000 So the subtext sort of plows forward and takes over the pretext.
00:40:00.000 And all of a sudden, it's clear to most viewers that Proud Boys stormed the Capitol, and they were behind it.
00:40:07.000 They were the masterminds.
00:40:08.000 That's what he's getting at here.
00:40:09.000 And the beauty of CNN is you can't be sued because you say seemingly and allegedly, and same with West Point, you use all these legal terms, but you still get to torpedo your message forward, which is Proud Boys started out as a joke, and then they led the insurrection, and we almost lost our democracy and our country.
00:40:27.000 Accelerationist factions, the Proud Boys, have been pushing violence within the organization, as well as networking with neo-Nazi terrorist organizations.
00:40:36.000 Networking with neo-Nazi terrorist organizations, networking with them.
00:40:42.000 First of all, can you tell me some neo-Nazi terrorist organizations?
00:40:47.000 Patriot Front, what else?
00:40:51.000 Don't they have to have committed a violent act?
00:40:53.000 Like, all this tells me is that our West Point fucking combating terrorism center is incompetent.
00:41:03.000 Again, that's not some left-wing blog, right?
00:41:06.000 That's West Point, a time-honored place that knows a little something about real people.
00:41:11.000 Apparently not.
00:41:12.000 As a result of the investigations into the January 6th attack on our Capitol, several members of the Proud Boys have been charged with seditious conspiracy.
00:41:19.000 Correct.
00:41:20.000 A very serious and rare charge related to their role in the attempt to overturn the election.
00:41:25.000 They stopped.
00:41:26.000 Their role in the attempt to overturn the election.
00:41:28.000 I love, by the way, how Jan 6th, it's just a given that everyone there was there to overturn the election.
00:41:35.000 How many of them knew that at that moment they were signing the paperwork to make him to make Biden president?
00:41:41.000 I don't think any of them did.
00:41:44.000 Guilty.
00:41:45.000 But according to the New York Times, they acted as shock troops on the front lines of the attack.
00:41:50.000 In fact, we also now know that it was people associated with the Proud Boys who instigated the first breach of the Capitol grounds by bashing through barricades at the peace circle.
00:42:02.000 But despite the imposition of legal accountability, there are signs.
00:42:06.000 I think he might be right, actually, with that one.
00:42:08.000 I think, what was his name?
00:42:09.000 Dominic Pizzala.
00:42:10.000 I think the guy who broke the window with the police shield was a Proud Boy.
00:42:14.000 He had been one for a month and is a retard.
00:42:18.000 Is that the Proud Boys have been emboldened by all the attention?
00:42:22.000 As the West Point assessment states, emboldened by the relative impunity with which they seemingly continue to operate.
00:42:31.000 Emboldened by the impunity.
00:42:33.000 You want to talk about emboldened with impunity?
00:42:36.000 You may want to check in on black crime and what bail reform has done to crime here in New York City.
00:42:41.000 But why are they, like, they just say seemingly in front of it and they can say anything they fucking want.
00:42:49.000 They're emboldened by the what impunity?
00:42:51.000 They're in fucking jail.
00:42:53.000 Max and John got into a 17-second fight with Antifa and went to jail for four years.
00:42:59.000 Does that sound like impunity to you, you amateur?
00:43:04.000 Appears to be, using the flashpoint of January 6th as an opportunity to further position themselves as the tip of the spear for extreme far-right political mobilization.
00:43:15.000 Joining me now is a reporter who's covered the Proud Boys from their earliest days to their role in the January 6th attack on the Capitol.
00:43:23.000 CNN's Ellie Reed.
00:43:24.000 Ellie, it's great to see you, as always.
00:43:27.000 You've covered Proud Boys from very early days.
00:43:31.000 Did you find Nemo yet?
00:43:32.000 I got to ask, are you surprised at how this group, which began with kind of the trappings of almost a fraternity, turned into such a prominent paramilitary fighting force?
00:43:43.000 Well, nothing surprises me anymore when covering the far right of America.
00:43:48.000 But one thing I've seen in many groups, not just the Proud Boys, is that...
00:43:52.000 Stop.
00:43:52.000 Aren't you just fascinated by the way all of these people think they're fighting hate and are solely focused on white male conservatives behaving badly?
00:44:01.000 Are they aware of that hypocrisy?
00:44:04.000 Isn't it bizarre?
00:44:06.000 Isn't it strange how none of them have gone near the black Hebrew Israelites or any jihadists ever?
00:44:12.000 Like, do you understand what a fucking pussy you look like?
00:44:16.000 And I don't think it's because they're racist.
00:44:18.000 I don't think it's because they dislike white people.
00:44:20.000 I think they want to feel like social justice warriors, and they simply don't have the balls to attack anyone legit.
00:44:26.000 So they attack groups that they know aren't actually terrorist groups because they know they can do that safely.
00:44:31.000 So what you're looking at right now on either side of me are a couple of poser hypocrite pussies.
00:44:40.000 And we don't mind when women are pussies, but when dudes do it, it's particularly embarrassing.
00:44:44.000 And by the way, she was the one who did Charlottesville.
00:44:48.000 She was there in Charlottesville, and that gave her a whole career now.
00:44:52.000 She left Vice, went on to CNN.
00:44:55.000 And what was Charlottesville?
00:44:57.000 Charlottesville was a bunch of idiots who were saying Jews do not replace us was the worst it got, which is pretty bad.
00:45:03.000 And then some guy got spooked by Antifa and drove into a crowd and killed a chick.
00:45:07.000 He now has, I think, 700 years in prison, plus 400 years, plus three lifetimes.
00:45:13.000 Antifa has done so much worse than that so many times, chanted things so much worse than that so regularly and got nothing.
00:45:20.000 We have Antifa lawyers throwing Molotov cocktails into cop cars and they get a year.
00:45:26.000 And there's no group investigating them, unfortunately.
00:45:30.000 Maybe they start off ironic.
00:45:32.000 Maybe it all is just a fun laugh.
00:45:34.000 One of the initiation rituals is you have to name five kinds of breakfast cereal while getting punched.
00:45:39.000 Yeah, from my high school days.
00:45:41.000 As people come in, the things that other people were posting ironically are taken as sincere by the new generation.
00:45:48.000 And so as it wears on, it becomes more and more.
00:45:51.000 Wait, what new generation?
00:45:53.000 This started in 2016.
00:45:56.000 We're going back four to six years here, and you're talking about new generations.
00:46:00.000 And what jokes are being taken seriously?
00:46:04.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:46:05.000 Sincere by the new generation.
00:46:07.000 And so as it wears on, it becomes more and more extreme, more and more hardened.
00:46:12.000 And that's what we heard from former Proud Boys.
00:46:14.000 They would say, like, the guys taking leadership roles now are like taking it way too seriously.
00:46:20.000 And people are joining in it because they want to beat somebody up that they don't like and they want an excuse to do it.
00:46:26.000 Show me.
00:46:28.000 Forced me jump to Charlottesville.
00:46:30.000 God, the leftist media was so happy when Charlottesville happened.
00:46:33.000 And that's why I warned everyone.
00:46:35.000 I said, don't go.
00:46:36.000 This is a trap.
00:46:37.000 If you're a proud boy and you go, this is back when I was in control.
00:46:40.000 You are done.
00:46:41.000 You're out of the club.
00:46:42.000 Four guys got kicked out for going to that thing.
00:46:45.000 But it doesn't matter.
00:46:46.000 It's still used.
00:46:47.000 And this is why you were so dumb to do this.
00:46:49.000 You gave them the fodder.
00:46:52.000 So, Ellie, how were the Proud Boys different in the early days from the other groups?
00:46:57.000 You get to show Charlottesville and you show the Tiki torches and then you talk about Proud Boys in the foreground.
00:47:02.000 This is all juxtaposition.
00:47:04.000 This is all voodoo news.
00:47:07.000 You saw at that Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville.
00:47:10.000 The Proud Boys were not as explicitly racist.
00:47:13.000 And there are certainly white supremacists among them.
00:47:16.000 They're not above making jokes.
00:47:18.000 There are certainly white supremacists among them.
00:47:21.000 Prove it.
00:47:21.000 That's litigious right there.
00:47:23.000 I should sue this fish-faced bitch.
00:47:35.000 Wait, stop.
00:47:36.000 Who embraced the swastika before Charlottesville?
00:47:40.000 You fucking moron.
00:47:42.000 How many videos did I make where I said it's not racist?
00:47:44.000 We don't allow white nationalists.
00:47:46.000 And even white nationalists, they don't really do the swastika anymore.
00:47:50.000 This is Disneyland shit.
00:47:52.000 Those movements were all destroyed.
00:47:54.000 And in their place were these movements like Proud Boys.
00:47:56.000 Another one is Patriot Prayer that might have been anti-immigration or Western chauvinist is what the Proud Boys say, right?
00:48:04.000 But they're not as explicitly racist.
00:48:07.000 They call you racist.
00:48:08.000 And then when you say, I've never said anything racist, they go, oh, so it's not explicit.
00:48:14.000 It's in your brain.
00:48:15.000 I can see it.
00:48:16.000 So they're able to thrive.
00:48:18.000 They're able to take over in the vacuum left by those other groups.
00:48:22.000 One of the ex-Proud Boys you've interviewed is a guy by the name of Russell Schultz.
00:48:26.000 He says he quit, but the Proud Boys say he was kicked out in May 2019.
00:48:31.000 Oh, I remember this.
00:48:31.000 Russell's a witness to what it's like inside the far-right group and why some men would want to join it.
00:48:37.000 It's too much like a nationwide criminal gang is where they're heading towards.
00:48:41.000 They didn't want any part of that.
00:48:43.000 So, Ellie, I wonder why you got kicked out.
00:48:47.000 Maybe because you're a pussy liar.
00:48:49.000 Explain that, how he saw that coming and where he thinks he's going.
00:48:54.000 Well, he saw a more increasingly rigid national hierarchy.
00:48:59.000 And what he said was that he was afraid that if the people at the top committed a crime, then everyone beneath could be held responsible for it.
00:49:08.000 Because that's how conspiracy law works.
00:49:09.000 You only have to be a participant in a small part of it.
00:49:12.000 The entire structure of the club is chapter autonomy.
00:49:16.000 There is no top-down authority.
00:49:18.000 Shouldn't they know this about the club they speak?
00:49:22.000 That's why I stepped down.
00:49:24.000 So there would be no head of the snake.
00:49:25.000 And that's why Enrique, who's no longer the chairman, said I'm the chairman and not the head.
00:49:32.000 People I've talked to who have left these groups.
00:49:35.000 Maybe later they reflect on their actions and they think like, wow, I was a bad person.
00:49:40.000 I was a jerk.
00:49:41.000 I was a racist.
00:49:42.000 This is all just made-up shit.
00:49:45.000 This is why women tend to be terrible journalists because they start with their Disneyland story and then they go backwards to fill it in and hope they don't get sued for saying there was some white supremacist, but they traded their swastika for a laurel.
00:49:59.000 It's all made-up shit.
00:50:00.000 And you know another reason why women make bad journalists?
00:50:03.000 They tend to fuck their subjects.
00:50:05.000 Now, I have no evidence of this.
00:50:07.000 Well, I have plenty of evidence of that statement, but I have no evidence of what I'm about to say.
00:50:10.000 But my gut tells me that Elle, Ellie, whatever her name is, she fucked Richard Spencer.
00:50:16.000 That's what I believe.
00:50:17.000 And this is the evidence I use.
00:50:20.000 It just seems like it, doesn't it?
00:50:22.000 Now, you look at these two people, and you tell me they've never fucked.
00:50:27.000 And I'll just add something to that.
00:50:28.000 Pretend that's me.
00:50:30.000 Pretend that's me, because I've interviewed Richard Spencer.
00:50:32.000 We've debated many times.
00:50:34.000 Imagine I'm sitting in my suit, sitting in that chair, asking him these questions, and he's reacting like that.
00:50:40.000 You'd probably go, did Richard fuck Gavin?
00:50:43.000 Again, I don't know that she fucked him, but it sure seems like it to me.
00:50:48.000 Seemingly.
00:50:50.000 You have said you have regrets.
00:50:55.000 But every time I ask you to explain those regrets, it's framed in terms of...
00:51:02.000 Stop.
00:51:04.000 Can you, if me saying to him, you say, Rick, we've been through this before, I don't want to fight with you.
00:51:12.000 When we have our fights, it takes us so long to get unmad and we have to have makeup sex.
00:51:17.000 Like the way he interrupts her, does that not seem like a relationship?
00:51:22.000 I was hanging out.
00:51:23.000 I made those decisions.
00:51:24.000 Loser.
00:51:26.000 I made those decisions.
00:51:27.000 The music possessed me.
00:51:28.000 You're like, I let myself get drunk.
00:51:32.000 But those were your people.
00:51:35.000 Those are your guys.
00:51:37.000 Why don't you take responsibility for them?
00:51:39.000 I have to.
00:51:40.000 If they wanted to be you and they went into the street and beat people up, what does that say to you?
00:51:45.000 Look at the way he falls back in the couch.
00:51:47.000 Like, oh, not another one of these fights.
00:51:50.000 When I discuss things, when I've argued with Richard Spencer, we're both facing the camera, squared off.
00:51:55.000 There's none of this shit.
00:51:57.000 Oh, God, don't you feel like you're next door in an Apartment going, will you guys shut up in there?
00:52:03.000 It's four in the morning.
00:52:04.000 You've been fighting all night.
00:52:07.000 Well, you seem to just want to.
00:52:09.000 Your entire point here is just to prove that I'm like a piece of shit and why don't you just accept it?
00:52:15.000 I mean, look, Ellie, I'm not here to be insulted.
00:52:24.000 See, I got this from someone else's video, so that might be the interview cutting off.
00:52:28.000 We don't need to see.
00:52:30.000 Does he ever come back to it?
00:52:31.000 No?
00:52:31.000 Oh, there we go.
00:52:35.000 Maybe when someone's actually honest and expresses a regret, you should probably allow them to do that as opposed to jumping on their.
00:52:43.000 This is a relationship discussion.
00:52:44.000 I'm sorry.
00:52:46.000 Are you with me, Ryan?
00:52:48.000 Yeah, it is super apparent.
00:52:50.000 Like, if you muted this and you were like, Ellie, I saw you with him.
00:52:54.000 You were eating dinner together.
00:52:56.000 This is someone in couples therapy.
00:52:58.000 She's talking about divorce and he's saying, why are we talking about divorce?
00:53:01.000 It was two fights.
00:53:02.000 Richard, I gave you a kid.
00:53:04.000 What about the kids?
00:53:04.000 My red mother.
00:53:05.000 I told you that I wanted to move to Arkansas.
00:53:08.000 You didn't listen to me and you took another job here in Ann Arbor.
00:53:16.000 LED.
00:53:16.000 That to me.
00:53:17.000 I took that as a fuck you, not just to me, but to our marriage.
00:53:21.000 I'm trying my best.
00:53:22.000 I took a job, okay?
00:53:24.000 That doesn't mean I don't love you.
00:53:27.000 You could say that all you want, but you're gone.
00:53:32.000 You just leave.
00:53:32.000 You don't listen to me.
00:53:34.000 I listen to you every day.
00:53:34.000 I'm listening to you right now.
00:53:36.000 Okay.
00:53:36.000 I care about you.
00:53:37.000 No, you care about you, Richard.
00:53:39.000 You care about your career.
00:53:41.000 Oh, my God.
00:53:41.000 Stop talking about my career.
00:53:43.000 I work in shipping doing sales.
00:53:46.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:53:47.000 You think I have, when I met you, did I ever talk about shipping?
00:53:50.000 Did I ever say that was my future?
00:53:52.000 I care about us.
00:53:53.000 I care about the kids.
00:53:54.000 I want to make this work.
00:53:55.000 I like that black guy that you always make me talk to.
00:53:59.000 Oh, God.
00:54:00.000 Ellie, I wish I didn't fuck you 50 times.
00:54:04.000 And like a piece of shit.
00:54:06.000 And why don't you just accept it?
00:54:08.000 I mean, look, Ellie, I'm not here to be insulted.
00:54:11.000 That alone is.
00:54:12.000 Okay, come on.
00:54:14.000 I've said that in arguments with my wife.
00:54:16.000 I've used those exact.
00:54:17.000 Look, I'm not going to sit here and be insulted.
00:54:20.000 If you want to have a discussion, we can have a discussion.
00:54:21.000 If not, I'm going to go to the pub and I'll wait for you to calm down.
00:54:25.000 When you say a person's name like that.
00:54:28.000 Yeah.
00:54:30.000 You've known each other for years.
00:54:31.000 Gavin, inside and out, and especially inside.
00:54:34.000 If I was interviewing him and he's like, Gavin, I'm not going to sit here and let you tell me that I should be a piece of shit.
00:54:40.000 I'd be like, is he a fag?
00:54:42.000 Is he an?
00:54:43.000 Oh, I guess the guy who did this thinks it's like Days and Royals.
00:54:46.000 All right, let's start.
00:54:46.000 Let's get back to the stunning expose on how it started out as a joke, but now it's sinister.
00:54:53.000 And by the way, that whole thing is people go, it's just a fun thing.
00:54:56.000 Here's some evidence.
00:54:57.000 And so they need to accept that evidence.
00:54:59.000 So what they do is they go, yeah, yeah, but that's old stuff.
00:55:03.000 Since then, it's become an evil fucking insurrectionist machine that the president controls like fucking Satan.
00:55:16.000 Strange people.
00:55:16.000 I mean, that's particularly interesting because one of the ways these groups recruit, as you've documented in your interviews, is that they provide people who seem unmoored with a sense of belonging in a community and a sense of purpose,
00:55:31.000 even if it's just drinking and fighting.
00:55:34.000 And that speaks to some kind of deep unmet need in our society where these groups are recruiting off that, right?
00:55:39.000 Wait, here's one thing.
00:55:41.000 First of all, that doesn't sound so bad.
00:55:43.000 Unmoored people get a sense of community and brotherhood?
00:55:46.000 Oh, no.
00:55:47.000 How evil can you get?
00:55:49.000 But secondly, there's this myth that the club is out recruiting.
00:55:53.000 They do the opposite on a daily basis.
00:55:56.000 I can't tell you how many guys have asked me, like I have any say in it, hey man, I didn't make the cuts.
00:56:01.000 They think I'm a fed and I just want to hang out.
00:56:03.000 And they said no and blah, blah, blah.
00:56:05.000 Like they're constantly pushing people away.
00:56:08.000 They're constantly trying to get their numbers down.
00:56:09.000 I know of, I think it's in Ohio, whenever their numbers get more than 30, they fraction it off into separate things.
00:56:15.000 Have you ever seen a Proud Boys booth where they're like, hi, come on.
00:56:19.000 It's like they see with the military or other groups like the Knights of Columbus.
00:56:22.000 Hey, come join.
00:56:23.000 Give it a whirl.
00:56:24.000 You'll love it.
00:56:25.000 No, they do the opposite of recruiting on a regular basis.
00:56:29.000 We have these new words that, I mean, Russell Schultz told me that these were guys who'd never had a wingman.
00:56:39.000 They wanted to feel like they had a crew, that they had people who had their back.
00:56:42.000 They wanted to feel tough, but they wanted to also be protected, that they had people who supported them.
00:56:49.000 When we come back, Elliot will explain what triggering the normies mean, how the Proud Boys amplified their real numbers, and how trollishness is tactic.
00:57:01.000 They're not trying to amplify their numbers.
00:57:05.000 Is that it?
00:57:05.000 No, I got it.
00:57:06.000 This time, and you know who it is when I say we, but this time we're not going to be wearing the colors that you're used to seeing us in.
00:57:12.000 Nope.
00:57:13.000 This time, myself and other leadership had decided we're going to go incognito.
00:57:18.000 We're going to be blending in, weaving in and out like a m ⁇ an old lady with some goddamn pins in her hand, making a goddamn sweater.
00:57:25.000 You ain't going to know who it is standing beside you.
00:57:28.000 It could be Antifa.
00:57:30.000 It could be me.
00:57:31.000 This is an internet movement, or it started that way.
00:57:34.000 And so it's very focused on trolling, on provoking their opponents into being upset, into looking silly, or into doing violence.
00:57:41.000 They talk very explicitly about it.
00:57:44.000 Wait, what's happening?
00:57:46.000 I think she's having a flashback.
00:57:50.000 Sorry.
00:57:51.000 Ellie, Ellie.
00:57:53.000 Guess what?
00:57:54.000 Punching them, hitting them, committing acts of violence, public, turning it out in large numbers so that it's scary to the public.
00:58:01.000 They understand propaganda and how to make it, and they understand the value of video of their opponents.
00:58:07.000 Sinister plan.
00:58:08.000 One of the accused rioters on Jan 6, Ryan Samsel, has told the FBI that Joe Biggs encouraged him to go up and start confronting the police at the Capitol on Jan 6, that he showed him his gun, challenged his manhood, and told him to go do it.
00:58:24.000 Okay, stop.
00:58:25.000 This is huge because this was from 2021.
00:58:30.000 It was clearly bullshit, and the FBI or one of their lawyers leaked it to the media, to Alan, who's like the proud boy stalker.
00:58:42.000 And even this guy, who's obsessed with the club and putting them in jail, has admitted that this is complete horseshit.
00:58:48.000 So, a cursory glance at the internet would show that this is a lie.
00:58:53.000 And by the way, they are locking these guys up, putting them in solitary, keeping them away from their families, away from their lawyers at times, in order to coerce them to spill the beans.
00:59:03.000 The problem is there's no beans to spill.
00:59:06.000 So, they have to lure them with completely made-up scenarios.
00:59:10.000 You know what he said when he went up to Joe Biggs?
00:59:12.000 He didn't say, I don't know if we should storm this.
00:59:14.000 And Joe did not show him a gun.
00:59:16.000 Wouldn't the gun be listed as part of the evidence?
00:59:19.000 A guy just got seven years for having a gun on the Capitol, who didn't even go into the Capitol, but he happened to have a gun that day.
00:59:26.000 So that's it for him.
00:59:28.000 Where's the Joe Biggs gun in this evidence?
00:59:31.000 It's not there.
00:59:32.000 So this is an ancient Chinese secret that has been dumped even by the radical lefties that are trying to frame the Proud Boys.
00:59:40.000 Yet it's in this CNN expose.
00:59:42.000 Like, do the math.
00:59:44.000 If this was true, it would be the biggest fucking story on earth.
00:59:48.000 This is a massive smoking gun.
00:59:49.000 The whole trial's over.
00:59:51.000 Any potential innocence is done with this.
00:59:54.000 Yet, it's been dead since October of 2021.
00:59:59.000 That in and of itself is proof that it's horseshit.
01:00:02.000 But these people are not journalists.
01:00:05.000 They're lazy propagandists that want extremism to be centered around white male supremacy, even though it isn't.
01:00:12.000 So what they do is they turn a blind eye to all the other extremists and they take this morsel of potential extremism and blow it up into the president's shock troops.
01:00:24.000 It's pathetic propaganda done by pussies.
01:00:28.000 Denied this.
01:00:29.000 But I think it's a very like clear, if it's true, it's a very clear example of this idea of triggering the normies, of making average people more radicalized and waiting the normies means.
01:00:47.000 Triggering the normies means showing the trigger of a gun to a guy who's already like a patriotic red pill dude.
01:00:55.000 Ryan Sampson is not a normie by any means.
01:00:58.000 Triggering the normies is going like this.
01:01:01.000 This makes normies freak out because they think it's a white power thing.
01:01:05.000 It really just means I like making liberals freak out.
01:01:08.000 Triggering, you know what triggering means, right?
01:01:10.000 It means making people go apoplectic about stupid shit for no reason.
01:01:14.000 And normies obviously comes from normal people.
01:01:17.000 In fact, when Proud Boys talk about normies, it's usually talking about defending them.
01:01:22.000 They have a soft spot for normies, for normal moms that are anti-vax.
01:01:26.000 And when they say they're going to a rally, they say, we're going to protect the normies against Antifa.
01:01:30.000 If there's been any kind of change or progression with the club, they've gone from just total retard drinking fart jokes in Manhattan to protecting like Lauren Southern and Ann Coulter at talks to protecting random normies like moms that are anti-vax and stuff.
01:01:51.000 Because if boomer women go and do some anti-vax thing, they're going to get swarmed by Antifa because Antifa loves easy prey because they're jackals.
01:02:01.000 And so Proud Boys will show up like Tiny did.
01:02:03.000 Tiny Totse when he got shot in the foot.
01:02:05.000 They were there to defend normies from Antifa because the Normies were having an anti-vax thing.
01:02:10.000 That's what's really going on in the world.
01:02:12.000 And listen to these two clowns stray 100 miles from that.
01:02:17.000 Triggering the normies now means making red-pilled dudes start riots by threatening them with a gun.
01:02:24.000 Are you retarded?
01:02:27.000 Going to commit violence.
01:02:29.000 They don't have a majority.
01:02:31.000 They know they don't have a majority.
01:02:32.000 But they can be agitators within a majority.
01:02:36.000 Triggering the normies.
01:02:38.000 But what I took from that video was something even more specific, right?
01:02:41.000 It's more than simply trolling.
01:02:43.000 It looked like it was designed to create confusion that could be classified as almost a false flag from their perspective, to get their opponents blamed for what they were about to do.
01:02:55.000 Well, and you see this is a very popular rumor in far-right circles that it was actually Antifa who did the violence.
01:03:03.000 I had a guy swear to me up and down that they bust in Antifa protesters to Jan 6th.
01:03:09.000 And no matter how many times I told him, like, I was...
01:03:11.000 I know.
01:03:12.000 Prowboys are so dumb.
01:03:13.000 They think there's all kinds of conspiracies.
01:03:14.000 Like, they think the FBI were involved in a plot to kidnap Governor Witcham.
01:03:19.000 Is that her name?
01:03:20.000 Whitner?
01:03:21.000 Why do I always get her name wrong?
01:03:22.000 Whitmer.
01:03:22.000 Whitmer.
01:03:23.000 Whitmer.
01:03:24.000 They think the FBI might have been involved in that.
01:03:26.000 They think that Antifa member John Sullivan may have been next to Ashley Babbitt when he said, go, go, go through the window.
01:03:34.000 Now, I don't think there was busloads of Antifa.
01:03:36.000 Antifa were there.
01:03:38.000 That's a fact.
01:03:39.000 I think it was a negligible number, but we're arguing numbers now.
01:03:44.000 She's laughing at the idea that it was a lot.
01:03:46.000 I'm telling you that there was definitely a little.
01:03:49.000 So what are we doing here?
01:03:51.000 There.
01:03:52.000 I saw that.
01:03:52.000 That didn't happen.
01:03:53.000 He wouldn't believe me.
01:03:54.000 That didn't happen.
01:03:55.000 Whatever happens.
01:03:56.000 How would she know?
01:03:57.000 The big open question remains, what's gone wrong in our society where a sense of masculinity has been so devalued that these folks have no sense of purpose in their lives?
01:04:09.000 It's people like you.
01:04:12.000 You're the ones shitting on masculinity.
01:04:15.000 You're at the fucking front lines of the war on masculinity.
01:04:18.000 That's why men enjoy men's clubs, to get away from shitheads like you.
01:04:24.000 Talk about this with many, many far-right activists.
01:04:26.000 And by the way, if toxic masculinity is so bad, why are you, allegedly, turned on by Nazis like Richard Spencer?
01:04:36.000 If men, evil men, are so incorrigible and dangerous, why do you suck their dicks allegedly?
01:04:43.000 Allegedly.
01:04:45.000 I don't know.
01:04:46.000 Look how she reflects when she says, I've talked to a lot of far-right people in their lives.
01:04:51.000 I talked to a lot of far-right, and I got to be honest, my pussy can't take it.
01:04:54.000 I was just paying to shreds.
01:04:56.000 I could barely walk after Charlottesville.
01:04:58.000 Many, many far-right activists in their lives.
01:05:02.000 I've talked about this with many, many far-right activists.
01:05:05.000 Incels might be the best example of the involuntary dissipative.
01:05:09.000 Wait, stop.
01:05:10.000 Get out of your daydream, Mel.
01:05:12.000 Incels are a totally different vibe, totally different scene, and you can spot them.
01:05:18.000 They look totally different.
01:05:19.000 They've got like baggy black cargo pants slacks.
01:05:23.000 They got black shoes that don't fit well.
01:05:25.000 I have a soft spot in my heart for them, by the way.
01:05:27.000 I think they're...
01:05:27.000 I feel bad for them.
01:05:29.000 They play video games.
01:05:31.000 They have kind of shitty beards.
01:05:33.000 They're young.
01:05:33.000 They don't fight.
01:05:35.000 They don't drink.
01:05:36.000 They spend most of their time in their rooms playing video games.
01:05:39.000 I guess the Venn diagram with Proud Boys would be edgy memes.
01:05:45.000 But that's about it.
01:05:46.000 It's a totally different situation.
01:05:49.000 And they're both very difficult to do.
01:05:52.000 Because their whole political project is about how they're virgins and they can't do anything about it.
01:05:58.000 One of them told me, like, if you look at society.
01:06:01.000 How long are they virgins after they meet you, Ellen?
01:06:04.000 There's no positive way to be a man anymore.
01:06:08.000 There's toxic masculinity.
01:06:10.000 There's the frat boys who are like ugly and angry and fighting.
01:06:14.000 This guy is the king of toxic masculinity.
01:06:17.000 And by the way, Alan Froyer, that New York Times journalist I was talking about, he recoils at Nazi stuff, bigotry, all that stuff.
01:06:24.000 He's like, oh, but toxic masculinity makes him shit his pants.
01:06:29.000 Like before I cut him off, when I would talk to him, there'd be some hot waitress walking by and I'd go, oh my God, have you ever, can you believe that ass?
01:06:36.000 He wouldn't even look.
01:06:37.000 He'd be like, oh, God.
01:06:38.000 Like, it's the most horrible thing you could do is be a normal, horny dude.
01:06:43.000 So they would tell me they sort of felt lost.
01:06:46.000 There was no way to be a mammoth in society.
01:06:49.000 And at the same time, it's harder than ever to be a provider because education is so expensive and housing is so expensive.
01:06:56.000 So how do you solve a mortgage?
01:06:57.000 I've never heard a Proud Boy say anything remotely like that.
01:07:00.000 I joined the Proud Boys because mortgages are out of control.
01:07:03.000 Like the Proud Boys.
01:07:06.000 Well, first thing is the leaders have to be accountable for moderating their communities.
01:07:14.000 I've heard this over and over again, and this was at issue in a federal civil trial over the Charlottesville organizers who were held accountable for what some of their actors did.
01:07:23.000 Like there needs to be a mechanism that forces the leaders to tell members who are posting more and more prison.
01:07:30.000 What about the fact that they're all in jail for shit they didn't do?
01:07:33.000 Is that enough accountability?
01:07:35.000 What about Max and John doing four years for finishing a fight that Antifa started?
01:07:40.000 Is that sufficient accountability or not much?
01:07:43.000 That's not okay.
01:07:43.000 You've got to get kicked.
01:07:45.000 Because otherwise, that becomes the norm.
01:07:47.000 It's all made up.
01:07:48.000 She's like, they never face any accountability.
01:07:50.000 They face nothing but accountability for things they didn't even do.
01:07:54.000 Like, what?
01:07:55.000 It's just a made-up world.
01:07:56.000 They start with a Disneyland fairy tale and then they go backwards and try to find some evidence to back it up.
01:08:01.000 This is not what's happening.
01:08:02.000 There are not these proud boy leaders rampantly declaring violence, saying, you guys go fuck this place up, you go fuck that up, and you go destroy that.
01:08:12.000 That's Antifa.
01:08:13.000 That's happening in Antifa.
01:08:14.000 And you talk about the death in Charlottesville with Heather Heyer.
01:08:17.000 There was at least four deaths with Chaz and Chop.
01:08:19.000 One of them, a mentally ill black kid.
01:08:21.000 What was the accountability there, you fucking losers?
01:08:26.000 I'm.
01:08:26.000 It's just a very subtle brainwashing.
01:08:28.000 And suddenly everybody's like, yeah, I guess we're going to go storm the Capitol.
01:08:32.000 What about the mentally ill black kid who was sucked into Chaz?
01:08:35.000 Surreal as that sentence is.
01:08:36.000 Is that brainwashing?
01:08:40.000 Holy crap.
01:08:58.000 When I was at CR-TV, it was mostly women producers.
01:09:01.000 And they were like, you look so ridiculous in that suit.
01:09:04.000 I got this suit made based on Animal House.
01:09:08.000 I was like, lady, you don't know what sharp is.
01:09:12.000 You're dressed like a target lesbian.
01:09:16.000 Anyway, I don't know why I brought that up.
01:09:18.000 Oh, we have Rufio on the line.
01:09:20.000 Okay.
01:09:23.000 Rufi, my man.
01:09:25.000 Hey, how's it going, man?
01:09:26.000 Good to hear you.
01:09:27.000 Now, you're in prison because you were the number one supplier of Roofies to most of the date rapists in America.
01:09:34.000 Do you regret what you did?
01:09:36.000 I can neither confirm or deny any of that information.
01:09:41.000 I always thought Roofies was the harshest thing you could do because rape's pretty bad, but deciding you're going to rape someone on a Friday and like getting the pills, I assume, on like a Wednesday for your Friday raping.
01:09:56.000 Anyway, we're off topic here.
01:09:58.000 That's not what you're in for.
01:10:00.000 Actually, no one knows what you're fucking in for.
01:10:03.000 What did you want to call us about?
01:10:06.000 Well, I don't know.
01:10:07.000 I just wanted to kind of update people on the craziness that's going on.
01:10:12.000 I mean, I'm not sure if we talked about it last time where we got the seditious conspiracy now.
01:10:17.000 Yep.
01:10:18.000 But the whole January 6th committee really ended up being a giant nothing burger, if anybody was paying attention.
01:10:27.000 But they're giving out these, there's just no consistency at all with what's going on.
01:10:33.000 You know, you have like the selective prosecution, you know, so-and-so gets no bail and potentially life in prison.
01:10:40.000 Well, so-and-so gets six months.
01:10:42.000 I just heard that Baked Alaska, a pretty publicly, you know, well-known public figure, got sentences of six months.
01:10:50.000 And, you know, somebody like me is sitting in there facing who knows how much time.
01:10:54.000 And it's just getting so ridiculous at this point.
01:10:56.000 It's going to be two years by the time I even see a trial.
01:11:00.000 Well, I think what's going on is they're trying to make you guys flip on each other and admit there was a plan.
01:11:07.000 And I think that's a good technique if you're dealing with gang members who set up a big thing and it didn't go through, a bank robbery, whatever, and the evidence is there.
01:11:18.000 They're just sitting on it.
01:11:20.000 But eventually you're away from your kids, away from your wife, and you're going to go, you know what?
01:11:25.000 We planned to rob the fucking bank.
01:11:26.000 Here's the evidence, blah, blah, blah.
01:11:28.000 Here's what we did.
01:11:30.000 But this is a very unique case because they could be interrogated with a fucking electric cables on your balls for 20 hours, get all the truth, and there's still nothing there.
01:11:43.000 Yeah.
01:11:44.000 Yeah, that's why this is such a joke.
01:11:46.000 I mean, come on.
01:11:48.000 We've just been doing this for so long now.
01:11:50.000 I mean, anybody who knows this knows this is a freaking joke.
01:11:53.000 We don't have the coordination or the planning to do any of these things they're accusing us of doing.
01:11:58.000 I mean, we barely can make it to a bar on time.
01:12:01.000 You know, and this is just the joke about the whole thing is like everything that we have really proves that there was no plan to begin with.
01:12:11.000 And now they're coming out, and Enrique came out.
01:12:16.000 He has phone records of communicating with the local Metropolitan Police.
01:12:22.000 You know, he's indicated this anyway.
01:12:25.000 And basically, and this is pretty normal for us if we're doing a big event.
01:12:29.000 You know, we let them know what we're doing.
01:12:31.000 Hey, we're going to be here.
01:12:32.000 We might be doing a march, whatever.
01:12:34.000 And this is just coming out now, and it's just getting so ridiculous.
01:12:38.000 I mean, the government's doing everything they can to withhold all the evidence that helps us out at all.
01:12:43.000 It's just a joke.
01:12:45.000 I don't know, man.
01:12:46.000 It's just...
01:12:48.000 You'd think by now we would have some sort of, we haven't even been offered a plea yet.
01:12:51.000 You know what I mean?
01:12:53.000 Well, that's the problem, too.
01:12:54.000 You get a plea when you start indicating who was the getaway guy at the bank robbery.
01:13:00.000 But when there's no bank robbery, what do you plea to?
01:13:03.000 There's nothing to cop to.
01:13:05.000 Show pictures of Ruffio, fuckface.
01:13:09.000 So people know who I'm talking to, obviously.
01:13:11.000 He's showing pictures of the Capitol.
01:13:13.000 Yeah, they're familiar with the Capitol.
01:13:16.000 Yeah, nobody wants to see the Capitol anymore.
01:13:18.000 It's too much.
01:13:20.000 So the thing that I would be scared of is guys just starting to invent stuff.
01:13:26.000 Like, remember the, I don't know how much you're allowed to talk about, but the dude saying that Ryan Sampson is saying, oh, I went up to Joe Biggs and he flashed a gun and said, you better invade that capital or I'm going to shoot your ass.
01:13:40.000 This has since been dropped as a piece of evidence, but that was clearly a lie and that got at least a little bit of traction.
01:13:47.000 Yeah, that was, you know, for a while I was kind of worried about that kind of thing, but I really think that everybody, I mean, most people, you know, I'm not going to name names, but you know who you are.
01:13:58.000 Most people are kind of feeling the same way.
01:14:02.000 They want to, you know, fight this thing.
01:14:04.000 They're tired of the lies.
01:14:05.000 I mean, if they were to present us with some reasonable, like a reasonable plea, I mean, there is a reasonable option.
01:14:10.000 You know, they have the misdemeanor version of this obstruction charge, which is basically the harassment of officials instead of the destruction of physical evidence, right?
01:14:20.000 Which is max is out to 20 years.
01:14:22.000 But this maximum three-year charge is something that might be more reasonable to give people, and it makes actually more sense.
01:14:29.000 Well, I think it was bad that you guys went there.
01:14:32.000 I think it was trespassing.
01:14:33.000 I think there was some vandalism.
01:14:35.000 I think you should do maybe six months, no, two to six months in jail, and it should be a $1,200 fine.
01:14:46.000 Yeah, that would be something that would be reasonable, you know.
01:14:50.000 And I mean, nobody, I don't think anybody's taking away from the fact that there were some people there that were definitely doing some things they shouldn't have done.
01:14:57.000 But we're talking about like 0.02% of the population that was there that day.
01:15:03.000 You know, everybody else was soccer moms and grandma as well.
01:15:07.000 I mean, I saw children in the Capitol.
01:15:10.000 Children that were literally being like, go into the Capitol.
01:15:13.000 I mean, they were like intimidating people more than anybody else seemed like at the time.
01:15:19.000 And, you know, you don't see any of them in here.
01:15:22.000 Hold on.
01:15:22.000 Dude, show moving B-roll.
01:15:24.000 This is a video show.
01:15:26.000 Show B-roll of Rufio moving around.
01:15:29.000 Like, this is a picture?
01:15:30.000 What is this, a newspaper article?
01:15:33.000 Come on, guy.
01:15:35.000 There's not a lot of videos of Rufio.
01:15:37.000 How about him doing the Knockout Punch that changed the world?
01:15:40.000 And then just keep it looping?
01:15:42.000 Oh, I don't know how to tell you how to do your job.
01:15:44.000 I'm trying to interview a guy in fucking prison.
01:15:46.000 We've always just done his face on the screen.
01:15:49.000 Okay, anyway, you know the vibe I got from the JN6 committee?
01:15:52.000 And I'm talking about 330 million people, or maybe more, the entire Western world in a way.
01:15:57.000 So it's hard to say what I got from it.
01:16:00.000 But my vibe was definitely, wait, this is what you got?
01:16:04.000 Some blue-haired dude who said the Oath Keepers denied the Holocaust, or one of them did, at a party once.
01:16:11.000 And then some other redneck who was like, yeah, I don't know if, I actually don't know if they stole the election anymore.
01:16:16.000 I used to think they did.
01:16:18.000 Wow.
01:16:19.000 And then the other smoking gun was Will Be Wild, three words in a Trump tweet.
01:16:25.000 And they just kept rehashing that for, what was it, seven sessions that were two hours each?
01:16:31.000 Like 15 hours, 14, 15 hours of this endless garbage with no smoking guns.
01:16:37.000 And they kept alluding to it.
01:16:39.000 And in fact, even delaying the air and going, this is going to blow your mind.
01:16:42.000 And then you see it and you're like, I want a smoking gun at this point because it would justify these guys being in jail for so fucking long.
01:16:50.000 Yeah.
01:16:51.000 No, we can all relate.
01:16:52.000 We were all feeling and talking about the same things.
01:16:55.000 Most of us, you know, we were sitting there watching the TV and we're kind of like, you know, not really wanting to, but just to see what they had.
01:17:03.000 And they didn't have anything.
01:17:04.000 I mean, it was kind of insulting.
01:17:05.000 Like, if you're going to charge me with this crazy seditious conspiracy, like, show me some sort of evidence.
01:17:11.000 But that British journalist or a filmmaker or whatever, he basically just said, yeah, they went to the Capitol, took pictures, and then went out to lunch.
01:17:20.000 And that was basically the extent of their evidence.
01:17:22.000 But everything else was the theory.
01:17:24.000 And so it was kind of like, man, really?
01:17:25.000 You're going to charge us with this crazy stuff?
01:17:27.000 I'm sorry.
01:17:29.000 Yelling.
01:17:30.000 You're going to charge us with some crazy stuff and not even have any evidence to back it up.
01:17:36.000 I see that as a good thing.
01:17:38.000 Well, definitely it's a good thing.
01:17:40.000 It was a disappointment for all this money and resources to be piled into, like I said, a nothing burger.
01:17:46.000 Yeah.
01:17:47.000 Wasn't there another reason you were calling today, some sort of petition?
01:17:52.000 Oh, yeah, definitely.
01:17:55.000 So my people on the streets put together a petition.
01:17:59.000 Now, this is, let's see what it's called, redsunamiusa.org, I believe.
01:18:08.000 I'm limited on resources here, so everything I say is going to be, you know, testy.
01:18:13.000 It's a petition that's basically asking for a release just based on the unconstitutionality of how we've been held, how we've been treated, numerous constitutional violations, and then also on top of that to investigate the January 6th Committee public hearings due to their basically jurying the entire jury pool of the United States,
01:18:34.000 let alone just D.C., with how they've basically publicly, biasly shown one side of these arguments, you know, during active criminal investigations.
01:18:46.000 And we're fighting our cases and such in very hard conditions.
01:18:51.000 You know, I read this.
01:18:54.000 Sorry, what was that?
01:18:54.000 I was going to say, I read this morning that the merchant of death, that guy they were going to trade for the vaping pot smoker in Moscow, he just got out of solitary because they decided that him being in there was a violation of his rights because he was no danger to the rest of the jail,
01:19:12.000 and the rest of the jail wasn't a danger to him.
01:19:13.000 So why the fuck is he in solitary?
01:19:15.000 So the merchant of death is getting treated better than you guys.
01:19:19.000 Yeah, no, I mean, I hear their, you know, quote-unquote hard time, and I'm just, I laugh at it.
01:19:25.000 You know, people don't understand.
01:19:28.000 Warsaw, Virginia is not the best jail to be in, for sure.
01:19:31.000 So what, can you describe what it's like there?
01:19:33.000 Like, how do you wake up?
01:19:36.000 Is there an alarm?
01:19:39.000 No, they just yell and wake us up for breakfast.
01:19:43.000 And are you alone in your cell?
01:19:46.000 No, I have a cell right now.
01:19:49.000 Okay, so it's you and another guy.
01:19:50.000 And are you bunked?
01:19:51.000 Yeah.
01:19:52.000 Are there bars?
01:19:53.000 Yeah, we have bunked, that's bars, and you're in a cell.
01:19:57.000 But just to put it this way, I get moved around a lot.
01:20:00.000 You get charged for things, in-house charges, for maybe you turn your razor in that you get once a week, 30 seconds like you get a charge, you're going to go to a bad pod.
01:20:09.000 And they're going to take your property.
01:20:11.000 And you might not see your property for a week, two weeks.
01:20:13.000 Like, for example, right now, I've been sleeping on a mat that looks like it was made 30 years ago.
01:20:20.000 I don't have any sheets or blankets or a pillow.
01:20:23.000 I've been sleeping on that for two weeks, almost three weeks straight now.
01:20:27.000 What's your punishment?
01:20:28.000 Why are you being punished for that?
01:20:30.000 Why is that the thing?
01:20:31.000 Because I turned my razor in about 30 seconds too late, even though I was given time.
01:20:37.000 Just really silly things.
01:20:40.000 And things that, you know, there's two sinks for 100 people, two working sinks for 100 people, and you got an hour.
01:20:46.000 It basically came down, we did the math.
01:20:47.000 It's like, basically, everybody gets two minutes to shave.
01:20:50.000 And so people are...
01:20:52.000 You give people basically what's considered a weapon, and you make them compete for sinks.
01:20:56.000 It's a great scenario.
01:21:00.000 So if you're getting punished for handing in something late by 30 seconds, that's clearly not about making sure the Razors get in on time.
01:21:08.000 That is someone fucking you.
01:21:10.000 Maybe I'm naive, but I always kind of assumed that the COs, the corrections officers, would like you guys.
01:21:17.000 Well, some of them are sympathetic, but that's about the most that we get.
01:21:24.000 Hey, you know, when nobody's in business, I'm kind of saying, hey, you know, if I could have, I would have been there kind of thing.
01:21:30.000 I'm like, well, you would have been in here with me if you were, so you'd be glad you did.
01:21:35.000 But, yeah, I mean, typical CEOs, you know, every once in a while you get an asshole, and that's just how it is.
01:21:42.000 But for the most part, you know, I try and be respectful to everybody, and I try to follow the rules as best I can.
01:21:47.000 But sometimes, you know, you just get wrong place, wrong time.
01:21:52.000 So, sorry, I don't know how long I get you for, but so you wake up, you and your Sally, what do you go down for breakfast, you get a sausage McMuffin?
01:22:01.000 Oh, I wish.
01:22:02.000 No, it's pretty much the worst food you can imagine.
01:22:05.000 Most of it's soy-based, so I try and avoid most of it.
01:22:08.000 I honestly try and eat mostly just my commissary here, which is pop ramen and turkey logs.
01:22:16.000 So it's a fantastic meal.
01:22:17.000 How would someone donate to your commissary?
01:22:22.000 They can go to jailatm.com and look me up, Ethan Nordine.
01:22:27.000 But I'm doing okay on that.
01:22:31.000 Most, I mean, I try and make people aware of other individuals who need money or, you know, financial support for legal defenses and stuff like that.
01:22:41.000 Also, if anybody wants to look up our Connect Us app.
01:22:45.000 You have one minute left.
01:22:46.000 Uh-oh.
01:22:47.000 That's the best way to message us.
01:22:48.000 Get on that app and message us on our key on.
01:22:51.000 Okay, what's your whatever number, your RN number or whatever they call it?
01:22:56.000 It is 51143.
01:23:02.000 51143, Ethan Nordine.
01:23:04.000 And what's the jail called again?
01:23:07.000 Northern Neck Regional Jail.
01:23:09.000 Northern Neck.
01:23:11.000 Northern Neck Regional Jail.
01:23:13.000 Okay.
01:23:14.000 Please, everybody, sign that petition.
01:23:16.000 That's the biggest thing.
01:23:17.000 Get it out.
01:23:17.000 Share it to everybody you know.
01:23:19.000 Okay, we're on it.
01:23:20.000 We're going to have the link up and everything will be cool.
01:23:23.000 I'll get you out of there hopefully.
01:23:25.000 I'll get you out of there hopefully by this weekend.
01:23:29.000 Appreciate it.
01:23:30.000 All right, cheers.
01:23:36.000 Sometimes I make commitments there that I'm not sure I can keep.
01:23:40.000 What do you think?
01:23:41.000 Maybe next weekend?
01:23:43.000 The weekend after that?
01:23:45.000 I gave him my word.
01:23:46.000 Okay.
01:23:47.000 We're going to have to break him out.
01:23:48.000 Dukes of Hazard style.
01:23:51.000 Put chains on the bars, the window, hook it up to my Chevy Impala, and just fucking.
01:23:59.000 And then I unhook the chains, he gets in, and we just hit the road.
01:24:04.000 That sounds about right.
01:24:05.000 Yeah.
01:24:06.000 Solid plan.
01:24:08.000 You need a plan.
01:24:09.000 If there's one thing that I've learned from busting people out of prison, it's you need a plan.
01:24:16.000 And if that's a palindrome, like a man, a plan, a canal, panama, so be it.
01:24:22.000 That's right.
01:24:23.000 All right.
01:24:24.000 What are you doing?
01:24:26.000 Oh.
01:24:29.000 Okay, last thing on This.
01:24:30.000 I can sense you're sick of talking about it, but if you don't see the relevance on a grand scale, then I pity you fools.
01:24:38.000 Remember, I said I feel like I'm getting messages from God.
01:24:40.000 Like, I got a message from God.
01:24:42.000 He sends me these colloquialisms, but he twists them up where he says it's supposed to be fortune favors the brave.
01:24:50.000 But he said, What did he say?
01:24:55.000 Oh my God, I already forgot his quote.
01:24:58.000 Fortune favors the good or the brave favors God.
01:25:02.000 Shit.
01:25:03.000 Sorry, God, I forgot what you said.
01:25:05.000 But then the other night he said to me, be fair and romantic.
01:25:13.000 And I think I have a weekend planned with my missus to go check out real estate in Greenville.
01:25:19.000 And I was like, maybe he's saying that my marriage could really do with me trying and having dinner reservations and renting a car and making sure I'm in control the whole weekend.
01:25:31.000 What was the thing?
01:25:32.000 Favors the brave?
01:25:34.000 I definitely would have texted someone it.
01:25:38.000 Favors.
01:25:39.000 Maybe if I victory favors the brave or something like that?
01:25:43.000 Glory favors the brave?
01:25:45.000 Favors the.
01:25:49.000 God favors the brave.
01:25:51.000 That's a pretty handy thing about texts.
01:25:53.000 God favors the brave.
01:25:55.000 Yeah, that's what it was.
01:25:56.000 There's this one there.
01:25:58.000 Wait, he changed it to God, though.
01:26:00.000 That's good.
01:26:01.000 Anyway, I thought this was, I'll just stick this in here.
01:26:05.000 It was a letter we got from a baby monster.
01:26:07.000 I was watching the TV show Supernatural and I saw this.
01:26:09.000 It reminded me of your theory that sometimes God speaks to you through certain things.
01:26:13.000 Like the Shane Gillis sketch where he was the fireman who got canceled.
01:26:17.000 Now, if we recall, he did a sketch about being canceled as a fireman because you like Trump.
01:26:23.000 He got canceled after that for something else.
01:26:27.000 The firehouse that he pretended to be from, or the firehouse that his character was from, ended up being a firehouse where a proud boy was.
01:26:34.000 They said you have to fire him.
01:26:36.000 The firehouse said no.
01:26:37.000 They shut down the entire firehouse so more people were in danger because they wouldn't fire a guy who was a proud boy.
01:26:46.000 That was amazing.
01:26:48.000 This episode was probably filmed in 2019 or early 2020, yet it predicted the future.
01:26:54.000 He says, they're winning, Sammy.
01:26:56.000 The monsters are winning.
01:26:57.000 And then we see the watch, and the date is January 6, 2021.
01:27:02.000 The most mind-blowing part of it all, the character in the show that's holding the watch is God.
01:27:08.000 So look up the letters page, and it's Spooky, S-P-O-O-O-O-O from a guy named Chris.
01:27:19.000 I guess I should have told you that before I read it.
01:27:22.000 So is it possible that God sent us a little shout-out to say the monsters are going to turn January 6 into bullshit and your friends will be imprisoned for no good reason?
01:27:38.000 And you got to keep the faith because they're the monsters.
01:27:51.000 Whoa.
01:27:52.000 Spooky.
01:27:58.000 Oh, my hemorrhoids are hurting.
01:28:00.000 My hemorrhoids are hurting.
01:28:01.000 My hemorrhoids are hurting me today.
01:28:03.000 Hi-ya.
01:28:04.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.
01:28:23.000 Once again, I rode here on my motorcycle today and I forgot to bring my computer.
01:28:27.000 I apologize.
01:28:28.000 That's not who I am.
01:28:30.000 That's not what this network represents.
01:28:32.000 And if I am fired, I want you to know that I wish the new host nothing but the best.
01:28:39.000 If it's Ryan, of course, the show will slowly deteriorate and we'll lose subs until it's no longer financially viable and that will be the end.
01:28:47.000 So let's hope to Hades that we don't lose this show just because I forgot my computer again.
01:28:53.000 However, in my prep work, I purple flagged every relevant email.
01:28:58.000 And Ryan, please remember, I'm sorry to bore you guys with our inter-office minutia, but please remember to switch the purple flags to yellow flags, mustard flags, meaning they're dead.
01:29:10.000 They're killed by mustard gas.
01:29:12.000 So we don't read them ever again.
01:29:14.000 Got it?
01:29:14.000 Kill with mustard gas.
01:29:16.000 And don't read any unread emails, even though we probably got a few since we started recording the show.
01:29:23.000 Okay.
01:29:24.000 Okay.
01:29:25.000 Now I'm going to be what's his face.
01:29:28.000 Start at the top and tell me the first purple flag.
01:29:31.000 Okay.
01:29:34.000 I'm going to come.
01:29:36.000 I'm going to come.
01:29:37.000 Wow.
01:29:38.000 Wow.
01:29:40.000 Let's see.
01:29:40.000 What are some of the comments on your Trump thing?
01:29:44.000 I wouldn't be able to tell you.
01:29:45.000 That little tiny Asian man's hilarious.
01:29:48.000 I'm sure something like that.
01:29:49.000 I can't view them as I'm banned.
01:29:54.000 Okay, dearest Gavin, Maddie, and Ryan.
01:29:56.000 I'm an Iraq war vet with 11 years of service.
01:29:58.000 Thank you for your service.
01:29:59.000 In the U.S. Army.
01:30:00.000 Thank you for your service.
01:30:01.000 I've been a cop for 10 years now.
01:30:05.000 I see all these leftist elite Hollywood types.
01:30:08.000 Thank you for that service of seeing leftist Hollywood types.
01:30:11.000 Shilling for us all the time.
01:30:12.000 So, where the hell is my money?
01:30:14.000 Honestly, I don't think they can give one red cent to the cause they espouse.
01:30:18.000 They just take the funds, use it to pay the salaries of the people who work for the not-for-profit organizations they're hawking.
01:30:25.000 We see it all the time.
01:30:26.000 Ben, the bird with just a bald eagle, Crump, BLM, Talcum X with his $40,000 dog.
01:30:32.000 What?
01:30:33.000 We didn't know that.
01:30:34.000 Even noble organizations like Wounded Warrior Project and the United Way, they're all con artists.
01:30:38.000 Don't give them anything, Nicky B. Oh, Wounded Warrior.
01:30:41.000 I didn't know that was bad news.
01:30:43.000 But yeah, I was thinking about that the other day.
01:30:45.000 The amount of tax I pay, like the hundreds of thousands of dollars.
01:30:48.000 And I'm like, where does it go?
01:30:50.000 It doesn't go to the roads.
01:30:51.000 It doesn't go to the hood.
01:30:53.000 It goes to Eric Adams coming up with another committee about diversity, awareness.
01:30:56.000 Like a perfect example is Bill de Blasio's wife and Thrive, Where $800 million went into just helping the oppressed people of New York City thrive.
01:31:06.000 It went into her pocket.
01:31:08.000 They just make more committees and more fake jobs that they don't show up to.
01:31:11.000 But you didn't hear about Sean King?
01:31:12.000 Maybe go back to my notes to 1-8.
01:31:16.000 He got a $40,000 job.
01:31:21.000 Sorry, what am I talking about?
01:31:22.000 I got confused there.
01:31:24.000 He got a $40,000 dog because he can't get a gun and because white supremacists threaten him.
01:31:31.000 So the New York Post blew this up.
01:31:34.000 I don't know what's going on with the video.
01:31:36.000 Look at that white man boys in the hood, yo.
01:31:42.000 Like, imagine being a wigger and it becomes your entire life until you forget that you were white.
01:31:49.000 So that thing is fucking massive.
01:31:54.000 All muscle.
01:31:55.000 He got it.
01:31:56.000 And, you know, you got to walk those things.
01:31:58.000 So he just gave it back.
01:32:00.000 I don't like this.
01:32:02.000 It's too intense.
01:32:03.000 And so people go, wait, you got a $40,000 dog?
01:32:07.000 That's what our charity money goes to?
01:32:10.000 Just like that guy was just talking about, right?
01:32:12.000 And he said, well, I don't have a choice, y'all.
01:32:15.000 I got to fucking get a dog because I got all this shit going on.
01:32:19.000 Motherfucking white supremacists trying to kill me, y'all.
01:32:23.000 And isn't that amazing?
01:32:25.000 This is an example of white privilege.
01:32:26.000 It's pretty rare, but a white guy demands money from a black charity, buys a $40,000 dog, and when he gets called out on it, he blames white supremacy.
01:32:39.000 And then he threatens to kill the New York Post writers.
01:32:43.000 Check out 19.
01:32:50.000 To Isabel Vincent of the New York Post, y'all.
01:32:53.000 You posted my house online and caused white supremacists to show up on my doorstep to terrify my wife and kid.
01:33:00.000 You interrupted our entire lies doing so.
01:33:03.000 You knew that would happen when you published my home, but you did it anyway.
01:33:09.000 The price of gay too high.
01:33:12.000 And you did it without consequence.
01:33:14.000 I know where you live.
01:33:16.000 I know where you used to live.
01:33:17.000 I know where your family live.
01:33:20.000 Where they work, where they play, and how you move around New York and Hamptons.
01:33:26.000 And a few thousand other people know as well.
01:33:29.000 Here the thing.
01:33:32.000 Wait, there's more?
01:33:33.000 No.
01:33:34.000 You don't end it off with here's the thing.
01:33:36.000 That's the thing.
01:33:36.000 You would say here's the thing before that.
01:33:39.000 That's the end of that.
01:33:41.000 All right, next letter.
01:33:43.000 Yeah.
01:33:44.000 Yeah.
01:33:45.000 Yep.
01:33:46.000 All right.
01:33:50.000 Hit me.
01:33:51.000 All right.
01:33:52.000 Rebar on 33rd story building.
01:33:55.000 33rd story.
01:33:55.000 Oh, this is just a guy who took a picture of a lot of rebar.
01:33:58.000 Ladies, look away.
01:33:59.000 This will bore you.
01:34:00.000 Men, check out all this fucking rebar.
01:34:03.000 Yeah.
01:34:03.000 And then what do you do?
01:34:05.000 I guess you just put like plywood around it and then you pour the concrete in?
01:34:10.000 Mayhaps.
01:34:11.000 That's going to be a pretty strong building.
01:34:13.000 Yeah, friggs.
01:34:15.000 Wow.
01:34:15.000 Zoom in on that.
01:34:18.000 Damn, that's a building and a half.
01:34:21.000 Wait a minute.
01:34:21.000 Ever heard of windows?
01:34:23.000 Yeah, that's dense.
01:34:24.000 Maybe you got cut.
01:34:25.000 Got cut them roofing.
01:34:26.000 No, they were not going to cut that loose.
01:34:28.000 That might be one of them, like, FBI buildings where they don't want windows.
01:34:33.000 That might be one damn, like, bomb-proof.
01:34:36.000 You know that one that's off the hutch?
01:34:39.000 My kids call it the razor, the paper cut building.
01:34:42.000 And it's a building that's off the grid, and it don't got no window bed and no window.
01:34:47.000 And you could drive a plane in it, and it don't need the internet.
01:34:51.000 It got its own motherfucking internet with satellites and shit.
01:34:54.000 And that's where they're going to go if there's an attack.
01:34:57.000 Maybe it's making one of them buildings.
01:34:59.000 Or like that Con Ed building in the city where you can't...
01:35:03.000 That's not what I'm talking about, but that's a similar concept, yo.
01:35:06.000 In fact, that's the Con Ed building I was talking about.
01:35:09.000 Where it's unbombable, because it's the power grid.
01:35:12.000 It's unbombable.
01:35:15.000 The unbombable snowman.
01:35:17.000 Next letter.
01:35:18.000 All right.
01:35:20.000 We got for the weekend.
01:35:23.000 I just can't wait.
01:35:25.000 Dude, I agree with that caller on Compound Censored last night.
01:35:28.000 I effing hate it when you blather on about your disgusting shitting and constant uncontrollable urination.
01:35:34.000 I threw it urinated.
01:35:36.000 I grew out of my party humor somewhere around the ninth grade.
01:35:40.000 I know you think that all guys should shit around debating who's got the more disgusting and aberrant fecal matter aroma.
01:35:47.000 But they don't.
01:35:48.000 Well, everyone I know talks about their shit all the time.
01:35:52.000 Every time you brag about it.
01:35:53.000 Is it a Canadian thing?
01:35:54.000 No, I talk shit.
01:35:56.000 You talk shit about shit?
01:35:58.000 Yeah.
01:35:58.000 How many times have I sent you pictures of my shit?
01:36:01.000 A lot.
01:36:02.000 Yeah.
01:36:03.000 A lot.
01:36:03.000 It's not even qualified as shit.
01:36:05.000 It looks like that sand that you could play with underwater.
01:36:08.000 It's like magnetic sand.
01:36:11.000 It looks like a science experiment.
01:36:12.000 It looks like Newtonian fluid.
01:36:16.000 It looks like if you filled a pool with it, I could run on top of it.
01:36:20.000 It looks like the very end of the popcorn bowl where everyone's left it and you're like, well, that's one morsel.
01:36:26.000 That's another.
01:36:28.000 I can't stop.
01:36:29.000 Oh, every time you brag about your gross yellow bile.
01:36:32.000 All right, we get it.
01:36:32.000 We get it.
01:36:33.000 He doesn't like the shit.
01:36:34.000 I don't like that.
01:36:35.000 Good to know.
01:36:36.000 You don't like the butt cheeks.
01:36:37.000 Too much indecence.
01:36:38.000 Okay, David says Portland Bar closes after five days after not being woke enough.
01:36:43.000 I think we saw this.
01:36:44.000 We bit of a drink.
01:36:44.000 No, I think this is a different one.
01:36:46.000 You're kidding me.
01:36:48.000 So they open a lesbian fucking cafe at the beginning of July, promising it to be a safe space, but they don't realize the left is the Taliban.
01:36:59.000 They're radical Islam in that they are insatiable.
01:37:03.000 You cannot give them enough.
01:37:06.000 Go to ISIS, like go to the worst part of fucking Afghanistan right now and say, are things going well?
01:37:13.000 They'd be like, no.
01:37:14.000 That bitch is thinking about cheating.
01:37:16.000 That fucker is thinking about saying something bad about Muhammad.
01:37:20.000 And this one's Burkazan wrong.
01:37:22.000 Similarly, you open up a woke cafe and they're going to be like, no, you said this is a safe space.
01:37:28.000 I want to dildo up my ass The second I walk in here.
01:37:31.000 Not the second second I walk in here.
01:37:33.000 Yeah.
01:37:33.000 And it didn't have lube on it.
01:37:35.000 Right.
01:37:36.000 So has he got a link?
01:37:38.000 Yeah.
01:37:39.000 He says, I love shit like this.
01:37:41.000 Dear Gavin, we bit of an ancient Chinese secret.
01:37:46.000 Ooh.
01:37:47.000 Two weeks ago.
01:37:47.000 Nevertheless, the story out of Oregon might take the cake for PC socialist retards cannibalizing themselves.
01:37:52.000 Yours, D. Lesbian Jars shuts down one week after opening because they weren't working up.
01:37:59.000 I love hearing their complaints, too.
01:38:01.000 It's not like they called me the N-word when I walked in.
01:38:05.000 It's always like, this was not sufficiently safe.
01:38:09.000 And so they demand that they get the cafe.
01:38:14.000 And of course, that's a screen grab, right?
01:38:20.000 And they keep apologizing and capitulating and saying, we're working on it.
01:38:24.000 We're working on it.
01:38:25.000 We felt misled about the space being safe and welcoming.
01:38:28.000 Our vision is a queer worker-owned cooperative that is ran democratically, run democratically, you stupid cunt, provides mutual aid and hosts free opportunities for education to our community.
01:38:38.000 Like, what the fuck?
01:38:39.000 Oh, God.
01:38:41.000 The worst part is I remember talking like that when I was 15.
01:38:46.000 And I'm not proud of my boy.
01:38:51.000 All right, what else you got?
01:38:53.000 You got to be proud of your boy.
01:38:57.000 This one just says, big fucking gunt.
01:39:01.000 Oh, yes.
01:39:02.000 This was a woman who's coming here, giving a, give us your poor, you're starving, you're hungry.
01:39:08.000 Give us your fat pigs.
01:39:12.000 Too fat.
01:39:13.000 Maybe that's a good way to weed out the fatties.
01:39:15.000 Actually, they do that at restaurants in Japan, I think it is, or China, where if you fit through this, you pay this for the buffet.
01:39:22.000 If you fit through this hole, you pay this for the buffet.
01:39:24.000 Oh, wow.
01:39:26.000 They're not good at feelings in China, but they're good at efficiency.
01:39:30.000 Next.
01:39:33.000 She probably is hungry, to be fair.
01:39:37.000 I was getting into an argument about this at the pub with Unreliabil, where I was like, naked and afraid, me and Maddie would do better than you because we have some fat.
01:39:46.000 You're skinny.
01:39:47.000 And he's like, no, me and your father, because he met my dad and they both weigh like 140 pounds and are my height, 5'10 and a half.
01:39:56.000 And me and your father, we do better because we get some squirrel and we, you know, just here's one little bite and we're fine after one little bite of squirrel.
01:40:05.000 You and Maddie, you need to eat like burgers and lasagna and shit.
01:40:11.000 No.
01:40:11.000 The way you win naked in the freight is you put on like 30 pounds before you go there.
01:40:16.000 And then you've got some weight to go down.
01:40:18.000 That's right.
01:40:20.000 Next.
01:40:22.000 Okay.
01:40:23.000 The next one is from Dakota.
01:40:25.000 Not the state.
01:40:27.000 It's like a person, you know.
01:40:29.000 Dear Gavin, I'm 29 and I have four kids.
01:40:32.000 I love being a dad, but I'm in a weird place for not knowing who I am anymore.
01:40:36.000 I used to love poetry and music.
01:40:40.000 It's easy to relate to Bukowski when I was younger, but now he seems a bit whiny.
01:40:45.000 Collecting was a big one for me too.
01:40:47.000 But now it just feels gay.
01:40:50.000 My baseball cards are basically photos of men, and I just can't enjoy anything anymore.
01:40:57.000 Creating art feels childish.
01:40:59.000 What advice would you give to an ex-hipster young dad that's trying to rediscover himself?
01:41:05.000 In parentheses, gay.
01:41:06.000 Yeah.
01:41:07.000 He's right.
01:41:07.000 He's right.
01:41:08.000 That is gay.
01:41:09.000 Having kids is the end of self, and that's a good thing.
01:41:13.000 You had enough self.
01:41:14.000 You had your collections.
01:41:15.000 You did your shit.
01:41:17.000 It's not about you anymore.
01:41:18.000 If you want some alone time, go to the bar after work and have two beers, which I'm about to do.
01:41:23.000 But as far as like collections and hobbies and finding yourself, if you went up to the greatest generation in 1935, to the dock in New York, and said, how are you feeling?
01:41:37.000 Like you.
01:41:38.000 Are you happy?
01:41:38.000 He'd be like, what?
01:41:39.000 I don't know.
01:41:40.000 What's a you?
01:41:41.000 Like they didn't have self.
01:41:42.000 They just worked hard, maybe joked with a couple guys, got home and made sure their families were provided for.
01:41:47.000 That's all that matters now.
01:41:49.000 And you might think that's kind of a bad thing, but no, you've been cloned.
01:41:53.000 So there's more you now.
01:41:56.000 You is your kids.
01:41:58.000 And that's also how I gauge my happiness.
01:42:01.000 You're only as happy as your saddest kid.
01:42:03.000 So I'm like, how's the daughter doing?
01:42:04.000 How's the eldest boy?
01:42:05.000 How's the youngest boy?
01:42:06.000 Are they fulfilled?
01:42:07.000 And you know what?
01:42:09.000 If they're all playing with their friends and I hear them laughing their heads off, my wife phrases it as she goes, that makes my heart sing.
01:42:17.000 But I just sort of go like, bah, that's to me ultimate relaxation.
01:42:21.000 If all three of my kids are at the same time, like I mean that second.
01:42:25.000 I don't mean fulfilled generally.
01:42:27.000 I mean I can hear them playing with their friend and laughing and they're giggling and doing stuff and running around the house.
01:42:32.000 Once I hear that happening, I'm finally, that to me is true peace.
01:42:36.000 And I can just be like, ah, and read a book.
01:42:39.000 Otherwise, I can't read because I feel like, what's going on with you?
01:42:43.000 Are you okay?
01:42:44.000 Do you have any friends?
01:42:47.000 All right, let's get to the final video so we can get to the weekend.
01:42:50.000 All right, let's do it.
01:42:52.000 Here we go.
01:43:12.000 Final video for today is kind of some bad news, ladies.
01:43:21.000 Someone we thought was on the market, and a lot of girls, conservative girls, will call into the show and they'll say, hey, where's the guy?
01:43:27.000 There's no real men left anymore.
01:43:29.000 And we had a guy.
01:43:31.000 And we're going to be like, hey, we've got the perfect single guy.
01:43:35.000 He's available.
01:43:36.000 And we'll try to set up, we're kind of a dating service.
01:43:38.000 I got my brother married.
01:43:39.000 Remember that baby monster chick who said, there's no real men around here?
01:43:42.000 I said, what about my brother?
01:43:43.000 Next thing you know, they're getting married.
01:43:44.000 In fact, what's the date?
01:43:46.000 I think they're getting married tomorrow.
01:43:52.000 But let's say goodbye to him today.
01:43:56.000 Ladies and gentlemen, America's most eligible bachelor, the perfect man, is No longer within our reach, I'm afraid.
01:44:03.000 Turn it up.
01:44:05.000 Hey, what's up, TikTok?
01:44:06.000 Kevin H here.
01:44:08.000 Listen, this is just a very quick announcement.
01:44:12.000 I know there are many single girls out there on TikTok who follow me.
01:44:17.000 You follow me for one reason only.
01:44:20.000 You want me to download WhatsApp and text you.
01:44:25.000 I keep telling you I am not going to download WhatsApp.
01:44:29.000 I get out forever.
01:44:30.000 I don't do Telegram.
01:44:32.000 I don't do Google Chat.
01:44:33.000 I don't do WhatsApp.
01:44:35.000 I don't.
01:44:36.000 And the reason why is because I am engaged and I'm going to show you who I'm engaged to.
01:44:42.000 This woman right here.
01:44:44.000 Hey guys, it's Andrea D. Leave my fiancé alone or there will be consequences.
01:44:51.000 So, if you ever come across my videos, okay, if you like them, that's fine.
01:44:57.000 See?
01:44:58.000 Put on your ring.
01:45:00.000 Let's see your ring.
01:45:04.000 Right there.
01:45:06.000 Right there.
01:45:07.000 Okay, take it off.
01:45:08.000 So, please, but all my art fans, thank you guys for liking my videos.
01:45:14.000 But girls who follow me just to date me, I'm not.
01:45:17.000 Because every time you send me a follow, I'm going to delete it.
01:45:21.000 I'm not going to follow you back, right?
01:45:24.000 So please, enough with the request.
01:45:28.000 Like I said, I'm going to do WhatsApp.
01:45:30.000 I'm going to do Google Chat.
01:45:31.000 I'm going to do Telegram.
01:45:33.000 I mean, I don't know why you guys can't find a date, but it's not my fault.
01:45:37.000 So please, don't follow me.
01:45:40.000 But if you have seen my videos, but if you follow me for the other reason, don't.
01:45:47.000 Leave him alone.
01:45:49.000 Or else you'll be reported by her.
01:45:52.000 Yeah.
01:45:53.000 And she will do it.
01:45:54.000 Trust me.
01:45:57.000 Oh, there you have it, folks.
01:45:58.000 Someone is off the market.
01:46:01.000 That hurts.
01:46:02.000 I wonder.
01:46:02.000 Her name is like Kelsey D. This guy's named Kevin H. I wonder who's going to take whose initial.
01:46:09.000 Yeah.
01:46:10.000 Or maybe they'll just be DNH, like B and H. Yeah, it's pretty cool, man.
01:46:13.000 The duh family.
01:46:15.000 That wasn't funny and a terrible way to end the show.
01:46:19.000 Now I feel awkward and embarrassed.
01:46:21.000 I cried on the show.
01:46:22.000 I had a terrible joke.
01:46:23.000 I dominated it with Prowboys.
01:46:25.000 You got a good show.
01:46:27.000 So, yeah.
01:46:29.000 I think what Joe Biggs and Ethan Ordin would want us to do, besides, you know, voice their concerns and stand up for them and help them financially, but they'd want us to enjoy our freedom.
01:46:42.000 Joe has two purple hearts.
01:46:43.000 I think he has PTSD from getting attacked in Iraq.
01:46:48.000 I mean, the guy was in a Hummer.
01:46:49.000 He was soaring through the sky from Naidi.
01:46:51.000 The guy has been to Helen back many times.
01:46:55.000 And he went over there right after 9-11.
01:46:57.000 He signed up for the military right after 9-11 because he was outraged about what happened.
01:47:03.000 He did that for our freedom.
01:47:05.000 He's in jail now.
01:47:06.000 What should we do this weekend?
01:47:07.000 Be free.
01:47:08.000 Yes, you should be aware that as a patriot, as someone who goes against tyranny, that you're on the chopping block and you could be snatched up at any minute.
01:47:16.000 So what should you do?
01:47:17.000 Hide?
01:47:17.000 Hide in your basement?
01:47:19.000 Make sure no one can see you?
01:47:21.000 No.
01:47:21.000 Enjoy every moment of your freedom this weekend.
01:47:25.000 Try to stay off your phone as much as possible.
01:47:27.000 Try not to binge Netflix.
01:47:30.000 Go outside in this sweltering heat.
01:47:32.000 Wear some short shorts and enjoy your freedom, folks.
01:47:37.000 It's a gift from God.
01:47:40.000 Get fired.
01:47:40.000 Get in trouble.
01:47:41.000 Be brave.
01:47:42.000 And never stop fighting.
01:47:45.000 Got kids up and out of school.
01:47:48.000 Talking about they don't want to learn.
01:47:51.000 Yet they're standing on the corner rolling blunts.
01:47:53.000 Talking about come on and earn.
01:47:55.000 Y'all better get back to school.
01:47:56.000 I got kids walking up and down the street.
01:47:59.000 Pants hanging down around their knees.
01:48:02.000 Talking about that they looking for a job.
01:48:04.000 When I see them get the book, I said, please.
01:48:07.000 See, all they ever talk about, black about.
01:48:10.000 Who got the figures and the baddest girls?
01:48:13.000 Trying to see the cocker with the button.
01:48:15.000 They dropped the gun, they wanna run.
01:48:18.000 Now the step got em blocked.
01:48:21.000 They sitting in the county, yeah.
01:48:23.000 It's a shame.
01:48:24.000 I heard the mama people crying all night.