Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E161 - LEAVING LAS VEGAS

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Both middle fingers going in the air. 0.50

00:00:23.000 I don't care till I'm a ghost or cripple. 0.99

00:00:26.000 I ain't going to chill, homie, sit down. 1.00

00:00:28.000 I am still the biggest who the f*** now. 1.00

00:00:30.000 I am independent, you are bitter and pathetic. 1.00

00:00:32.000 When it's up, then it's up, then it's up. 1.00

00:00:34.000 Come and get down.

00:00:35.000 everywhere Welcome back to the work week.

00:00:45.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.

00:00:47.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu Rivera is here.

00:00:51.000 Dressed awesome, by the way.

00:00:53.000 Not even remotely annoying.

00:00:55.000 Your bangs look great.

00:00:56.000 I love that you're wearing a wool hat in 85-degree weather.

00:01:00.000 It's nylon.

00:01:02.000 And it's just like the fact that you're a father with that hair is not one bit annoying.

00:01:08.000 It's totally dope. 0.99

00:01:09.000 Best bangs ever.

00:01:11.000 The best bang for your buck. 1.00

00:01:14.000 Yeah, it looks really cool to have your fucking hair in your face as a 30-year-old. 1.00

00:01:19.000 How old are you? 0.99

00:01:19.000 Thank you. 0.99

00:01:20.000 33.

00:01:21.000 33.

00:01:22.000 And that was Jesus' age, by the way. 0.59

00:01:28.000 I think bangs in your face. 0.99

00:01:30.000 Big disgrace. 0.99

00:01:32.000 That really is 13? 0.90

00:01:34.000 Like, 14's getting old to have bangs in your face. 0.99

00:01:37.000 Bangs in your face, big disgrace. 1.00

00:01:39.000 Rocking and rolling all over the place. 0.99

00:01:40.000 Everybody!

00:01:43.000 Do you have anything in your mouth?

00:01:45.000 No.

00:01:46.000 Besides my teeth.

00:01:49.000 Yeah, he doesn't have veneers, by the way, guys.

00:01:51.000 No, thank you. 0.99

00:01:53.000 I like that you keep your shitty teeth because it shows the world that you were not loved as a child and not cared for. 0.99

00:02:00.000 And then also, I'm a man of the people. 0.99

00:02:03.000 Like Steve Buscemi.

00:02:05.000 You know, he didn't sell out and get new chompers.

00:02:08.000 He's him, and I'm me.

00:02:10.000 I can't do this. 1.00

00:02:11.000 Get your fucking hair. 1.00

00:02:12.000 Are you doing that to make me mad? 1.00

00:02:13.000 No, it's forming my hair into a good hair.

00:02:15.000 But you've had your hat on all day.

00:02:18.000 Yeah, it didn't work.

00:02:20.000 Why is your hair in your face?

00:02:23.000 Your fake teeth are less annoying than your hair in your face.

00:02:27.000 Yeah, people were happy for me.

00:02:28.000 They're like, I'm glad he got his teeth fixed.

00:02:30.000 That hurt my feelings.

00:02:31.000 Remember when Milo did it?

00:02:33.000 He looked like a horse.

00:02:35.000 They have to set or something?

00:02:37.000 So he looks normal now, but when he first did it, he looked like a weird horseman.

00:02:41.000 Oh, yeah, your face has to get used to it.

00:02:43.000 Yeah, it was disturbing.

00:02:47.000 So we got a problem coming up, dudes.

00:02:50.000 Now, why didn't you take your vacation while I was in jail?

00:02:54.000 That would have been good, but I didn't know that that was happening at the time.

00:02:58.000 Hmm.

00:02:59.000 Yeah, and one problem is we can't announce when we're going away.

00:03:02.000 That's a big thing.

00:03:03.000 Or I can't because people might come to my house and fuck it up. 0.70

00:03:06.000 Okay, I didn't know we could say that publicly. 0.84

00:03:09.000 That's one of the main reasons why we do these little stunts and stuff.

00:03:12.000 Yeah, let's not peel back the inner name too much.

00:03:15.000 A lot of stuff to talk about today. 0.99

00:03:18.000 A lot of racial shit. 0.99

00:03:20.000 Westfest, Proud Boys, Galore. 1.00

00:03:23.000 I want to dip back into September 11th.

00:03:25.000 We had the fight.

00:03:27.000 Everyone was in Vegas this weekend.

00:03:29.000 Rogan, Shane Gillis.

00:03:31.000 Diaz versus Ferguson.

00:03:35.000 Aaron Berg was there, Gomez.

00:03:38.000 Yeah, you've said Gomez twice. 0.97

00:03:40.000 He's not really famous enough to say, holy shit, Luis Gomez was in Vegas. 0.92

00:03:45.000 Like, I'm talking about major things here. 0.96

00:03:47.000 And you're like, don't forget Luis Gomez.

00:03:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:03:50.000 The 40 people who know who he is who watch this show are thrilled.

00:03:54.000 He's one of our New York guys.

00:03:57.000 Very, very weird experience at Westfest that I'll get to.

00:04:01.000 But we like to start with some fun stuff, light stuff. 0.67

00:04:05.000 See, while we're away, I was thinking of banking shows, and then I was looking at these notes going, maybe there's some evergreen shit here, but not really. 0.81

00:04:14.000 News gets old fast. 0.96

00:04:16.000 What would an evergreen thing be?

00:04:18.000 Like, hey, Abe Lincoln would have been 200 years old today.

00:04:25.000 So we got to think of something.

00:04:27.000 I know I'm thinking out loud here, going behind the curtain too much.

00:04:32.000 Maybe we watch a movie, and that's in four parts.

00:04:35.000 We can't do the live show this week.

00:04:37.000 Maybe we could do the live show tomorrow night.

00:04:39.000 Yeah, that sounds cool.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, that's what we'll do.

00:04:43.000 Tuesday's show is going to be live.

00:04:44.000 Tomorrow's show is going to be live.

00:04:47.000 And then Thursday and Friday will be normal shows like this.

00:04:52.000 Sweet.

00:04:53.000 We're piecing it together, folks.

00:04:54.000 We're piecing it together.

00:04:57.000 I wanted to break down Bill Burr's new special, too.

00:05:02.000 That would be a good green screen.

00:05:03.000 Big long green screen.

00:05:05.000 Ah, dude.

00:05:06.000 Because he talks in it about, I had to stop it.

00:05:08.000 I was like, I'm not going to watch this.

00:05:10.000 I'm going to watch this on the air.

00:05:11.000 Because he talks about woke and how white women stole it. 0.67

00:05:15.000 And it was supposed to be about racial empowerment.

00:05:19.000 It's like, no, we started making fun of it.

00:05:23.000 No one stole it.

00:05:24.000 We ruined it. 0.88

00:05:26.000 And then black people say that white people have to do their part and be allies. 0.64

00:05:30.000 And then they don't want the help, like the expansion of woke.

00:05:34.000 Expansion?

00:05:34.000 I just said we ruined it.

00:05:36.000 Is that expanding?

00:05:38.000 They tried to expand it, but then they wound up.

00:05:40.000 Oh, yeah, I see what you're saying.

00:05:41.000 Yeah.

00:05:41.000 It was black people are smart and awesome.

00:05:44.000 And then for about a week, it was so are we.

00:05:49.000 And then we came along, the new right, and just steamrolled the whole thing.

00:05:52.000 And now it's an awesome word that's super funny. 0.97

00:05:56.000 And now everyone goes, that new movie's woke, and you know it sucks. 0.98

00:05:59.000 Like the fucking Woman King, which exactly as I predicted, got 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. 0.98

00:06:06.000 Yeah, I saw a tweet that was like, finally, they've made the perfect movie. 0.96

00:06:11.000 And I looked up that actual battle.

00:06:13.000 It was the French colonizers who were going there to beg them to stop slave trading because slavery is now abolished. 0.99

00:06:22.000 And they got their asses handed to them. 0.99

00:06:26.000 I think 2,000 woman kings were killed And about 400 French because the woman king had a bunch of fucking spears and swords and shit, and the French had things called guns. 1.00

00:06:41.000 Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop. 0.99

00:06:44.000 Yeah, nothing's really changed.

00:06:47.000 What do you mean?

00:06:48.000 Is there still slave?

00:06:49.000 Well, there's a lot less slavery in that. 0.99

00:06:51.000 They're still gunning down people in the street because they're black. 0.97

00:06:55.000 No, that's not. 1.00

00:06:56.000 Black people are doing that, yeah. 0.99

00:06:59.000 But no, they're not gunning people down on the street because they're black. 0.99

00:07:02.000 That's because you watch Fox News and stuff.

00:07:04.000 That myth, by the way, isn't just in America.

00:07:07.000 It's permeated Europe.

00:07:10.000 Irish people think that's true. 0.97

00:07:14.000 Isn't it funny how much is stacked on a lie?

00:07:18.000 Like, the whole notion of racism is based on the assumption that white people and the system follow the one-drop rule, which means if you have one bit of race in you, you're bad and you shouldn't be around. 0.99

00:07:36.000 Nobody fucking thinks that. 0.98

00:07:39.000 And even the Nazis said that's a bit much when they were trying to figure out how to decide what's a Jew and what isn't. 0.99

00:07:46.000 But it's the basis for an entire line of thinking that is pretty much dominating the Western world.

00:07:52.000 It's near 50%, I'd say, this belief that systemic racism exists.

00:07:58.000 And then you have things like what's her name's cabinet, the new prime minister.

00:08:03.000 And it's like we finally have an all-black cabinet because we're going up against that one-drop rule. 0.92

00:08:09.000 Like Kamala Harris.

00:08:12.000 There's nothing black about her. 0.97

00:08:13.000 Sean King is more black than Kamala Harris. 0.98

00:08:15.000 But because we live in a racist society, it's fantastic that the vice president is a black woman. 1.00

00:08:22.000 Fuck man. 1.00

00:08:26.000 Kyle Rittenhouse is a G. I am a woman. 1.00

00:08:30.000 I am black.

00:08:32.000 One, two. 1.00

00:08:35.000 Glad to see he's out there getting pussy. 1.00

00:08:36.000 I was riding shotgun with my hair undone in the front seat of his car. 1.00

00:08:40.000 He's got a one handbale on the steering wheel, the other on my heart.

00:08:45.000 I look around, turn the radio down.

00:08:47.000 He puts their hand on someone's heart when you're driving.

00:08:50.000 Very dangerous.

00:08:52.000 Yeah.

00:08:52.000 Just use a seatbelt.

00:08:53.000 It doesn't help. 1.00

00:08:55.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill him. 1.00

00:08:58.000 I forgive him for flipping on me and the proud boys. 1.00

00:09:01.000 That's fine. 0.98

00:09:03.000 The guy's fucking almost ended up in jail. 0.98

00:09:07.000 What does that tweet say, though? 0.99

00:09:09.000 Let me see.

00:09:10.000 Before the video?

00:09:11.000 Kyle Rittenhouse is a multi-millionaire teenager who dropped two grown men trying to kill him in street warfare before becoming an adult.

00:09:19.000 Every gangsta rapper should just retire.

00:09:24.000 What does he get money from?

00:09:26.000 I don't know.

00:09:28.000 I saw somebody else tweet, you know, that I changed my mind, put him in jail.

00:09:33.000 A lot of people not liking him doing these little videos.

00:09:36.000 Have you seen the other one?

00:09:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:38.000 Bill Bird hates him. 0.94

00:09:40.000 Bill Bird calls him a racist. 1.00

00:09:42.000 He's a racist. 0.97

00:09:44.000 What? 1.00

00:09:47.000 There's a new hottie on the right, I discovered. 1.00

00:09:51.000 Lindsay Rives is her name.

00:09:54.000 Just such a healthy young lady. 0.94

00:09:56.000 Sometimes I see a woman like this and I go, I'm very happy for you, but this quality of woman, I'd rather just breed and make more quality people. 1.00

00:10:08.000 There she is, posing. 0.96

00:10:09.000 I like the look of high-waisted pants on a lady. 1.00

00:10:14.000 Looks good.

00:10:16.000 Except if they have a gunt, which of course this girl's too young to have.

00:10:20.000 Go to the other video where she's walking.

00:10:22.000 It's always good to see a video of someone.

00:10:24.000 Too young to have a gun here.

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00:10:43.000 Hello, county citizens.

00:10:45.000 What is her?

00:10:46.000 What is her, her?

00:10:47.000 What is her?

00:10:48.000 Well, a chick that walks from a perfectly good lit set into the darkness for some reason. 1.00

00:10:54.000 Their producers thinking outside the box.

00:10:56.000 I like it.

00:10:58.000 You can always forgive a pretty girl for everything.

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00:11:05.000 Read this.

00:11:06.000 She is CCDF national media correspondent, shining light on corruption.

00:11:12.000 Now, what's CCDF? 1.00

00:11:15.000 Chicks can do fuck. 1.00

00:11:18.000 You're really good at spontaneous. 1.00

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00:11:22.000 You come up with one.

00:11:23.000 Just look it up.

00:11:23.000 What is CCDF?

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00:11:33.000 No, it's probably not that, Ryan.

00:11:35.000 Go to her Twitter.

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00:11:39.000 Go back up.

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00:11:41.000 CCDF USA.

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00:11:51.000 Zoom out.

00:11:52.000 County citizens defending freedom.

00:11:54.000 Ah.

00:11:55.000 And what's the county?

00:11:57.000 Aren't we all in a county?

00:11:58.000 I guess maybe that's it, like counties overall, right?

00:12:03.000 Because it doesn't say like Wisconsin or anything.

00:12:06.000 What we believe.

00:12:07.000 Go back up a bit.

00:12:09.000 We believe in God, country, family.

00:12:11.000 America's greatest country, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:13.000 So it's a very Christian-based right-wing group.

00:12:15.000 So she probably is going to get married soon. 0.95

00:12:18.000 You better hurry.

00:12:19.000 Okay, so the big fight this weekend.

00:12:21.000 I missed it.

00:12:22.000 I was at Westfest visiting Proud Boys who are not a fan of the G anymore. 0.98

00:12:27.000 So that's fucking weird. 0.96

00:12:29.000 I guess I'll just jump ahead here. 0.98

00:12:31.000 It was the weirdest experience of my life.

00:12:34.000 My goal for this Westfest was to try to unite the two because there seems to be a split.

00:12:39.000 And one half is okay with me.

00:12:42.000 The other half is really pissed off about the prank and other things, I guess.

00:12:45.000 And they don't like me.

00:12:47.000 And so I've been to, this is the sixth Westfest.

00:12:50.000 And I show up there.

00:12:51.000 Yay, proud of your boy.

00:12:53.000 Well, we sing a song.

00:12:54.000 Headlocks, beers, haha, fighting.

00:12:57.000 Yeah, what's up, Gav?

00:12:58.000 Tussle, tussle, hee hee hee.

00:13:01.000 This one, you know, it's like the fawn shows up to the diner.

00:13:04.000 And this time I walk up, hey, all right, guys, what's up?

00:13:09.000 Try to keep.

00:13:10.000 Oh, no one's looking.

00:13:11.000 Okay.

00:13:13.000 All right.

00:13:14.000 and then I look over one guy and he's just holding his beer, going, and he goes, This is my town.

00:13:20.000 Okay, so you're from Vegas.

00:13:22.000 Got it.

00:13:23.000 He goes, who let you in?

00:13:25.000 I was like, wow. 0.99

00:13:27.000 And then I just walked around and dudes were like just turning their backs on me and shit. 0.97

00:13:33.000 Some guys were, they didn't even know what was going on. 0.79

00:13:35.000 Once some guy from Vice Japan, Japanese dude, was like, what's up, man?

00:13:41.000 Like, I'm throwing around the nose beers and beers and stuff.

00:13:43.000 So there was plenty of that.

00:13:45.000 But there was a lot of just like, yeah, it was weird.

00:13:49.000 So I said, I guess I'll go.

00:13:51.000 I guess I'm not going to Westfest anymore.

00:13:53.000 Although, even the guys who hate me showed up to the comedy show.

00:13:57.000 So maybe I'll just go do a show and then get on a plane.

00:14:01.000 Or I could have gone to the fight with Rogan and Kumiya.

00:14:05.000 But I thought, no, I have to go to Westfest.

00:14:10.000 So I go to Westfest and they go, no, you probably should have gone to the fight. 1.00

00:14:13.000 Oh, shit. 0.97

00:14:15.000 There's some pics here. 0.99

00:14:16.000 That's good Photoshop.

00:14:18.000 And you have sandals on?

00:14:20.000 Foot-flops?

00:14:24.000 Oh, yeah, that was heavy.

00:14:28.000 The Golden Nugget is not happy that Prowboys use that for Westfest.

00:14:31.000 So they were booting guys out, kicking them out, and then they put up these signs saying no gang colors.

00:14:39.000 They also had the governor of Vegas condemn the gathering.

00:14:44.000 They also had, they had rented a boxing gym.

00:14:47.000 This was the first Westfest I've been to that didn't have boxing.

00:14:50.000 And the boxing gym said, no, and shut it down.

00:14:53.000 Here's your money back.

00:14:54.000 We don't want anything to do with you.

00:14:56.000 Could have told us that a little sooner.

00:14:59.000 What?

00:14:59.000 They could have told them that a little sooner.

00:15:02.000 Yeah.

00:15:02.000 Wait, how did they photoshop the back of Dana White?

00:15:05.000 That's really impressive.

00:15:07.000 They got Pelosi back there.

00:15:09.000 Here's some more.

00:15:10.000 About to board a flight to Vegas.

00:15:12.000 There's already a weird vibe.

00:15:13.000 Bunch of Prowboys with Prowboy tats. 0.61

00:15:15.000 Walt.

00:15:15.000 Yeah.

00:15:16.000 Please breaking up a shouting fight.

00:15:17.000 I'm a weirdo gambler.

00:15:18.000 I just got to stick that in. 0.78

00:15:19.000 A bunch of weirdo gamblers like me. 0.89

00:15:21.000 Depressed. 0.73

00:15:22.000 Depressed gambler is his name. 0.99

00:15:25.000 Gross. 0.97

00:15:28.000 But let's plow through this.

00:15:30.000 I also want to talk briefly about September 11th.

00:15:33.000 1-5 is the fight that I could have been at.

00:15:40.000 Because Rogan, I would be in the front row.

00:15:44.000 Front row?

00:15:45.000 Again.

00:15:46.000 I'd be next to my old pal, Tommy Lee. 1.00

00:15:51.000 Hey, remember I made a boner joke and you told me to fuck off? 0.99

00:15:55.000 This has been, this whole let you in and losing friends has been going on for a long time. 0.99

00:16:02.000 I blew my friendship with him 20 years ago.

00:16:07.000 Of course, everyone remembers the story.

00:16:08.000 He wanted to meet me because he read the do's and don'ts book.

00:16:11.000 I gave him a hug and then I said, hey, this guy's got a boner to like his friends at the table. 0.99

00:16:15.000 And instead of him going, fuck off dude, he went and left. 0.99

00:16:19.000 So I sat down with his friends. 1.00

00:16:20.000 This was exactly like Westmast. 0.86

00:16:22.000 So I sat down with his friends and they were all like, they must have been pissed that I made their friend leave too.

00:16:28.000 They're only there for him.

00:16:29.000 And he goes and picks up some chick and takes her upstairs. 0.98

00:16:32.000 And then I sip with my beer and I'm looking around.

00:16:34.000 They're not looking at me.

00:16:35.000 And I'm like, they're all wearing like affliction shirts and stressed denim with like bandanas on, even though they're 48.

00:16:42.000 And I just went, all right, well, this isn't pleasant.

00:16:45.000 And I walked away.

00:16:48.000 I'm burning some bridges.

00:16:50.000 What happened to 1-5?

00:16:52.000 Oh, you put it up.

00:16:53.000 Yeah.

00:16:54.000 And this was weird.

00:16:55.000 1-6, John Kavanaugh, Conor McGregor's...

00:17:01.000 He's Conor McGregor's coach. 0.99

00:17:04.000 But his guy, Johnny Walker, fucking, they finish the fight. 0.99

00:17:10.000 He wins. 0.99

00:17:10.000 He takes him down in the first round, submission. 0.99

00:17:13.000 And then they're like, you got to go.

00:17:16.000 Like, he's barefoot with his gloves on, and he's walking down the street.

00:17:20.000 Like, you don't have to go back to your green room.

00:17:22.000 Don't go to your green room.

00:17:23.000 Just, you got to go.

00:17:25.000 And I think what was going on is there was a fight early in the week at the press conferences, and they didn't want the fighters being together.

00:17:32.000 So there's other guys in the green room.

00:17:34.000 You can't go to the green room.

00:17:35.000 I don't want violence.

00:17:35.000 So you got to just walk through the streets.

00:17:40.000 But John's attitude was, hey, we won 50 grand.

00:17:44.000 You can kick me out anytime you want.

00:17:48.000 Yeah, here he is.

00:17:49.000 There he is.

00:17:53.000 So here we are back at the hotel.

00:17:55.000 Johnny still has his gloves on.

00:17:59.000 Didn't get a chance to get changed.

00:18:00.000 They kicked me back now like a you win the fight. 1.00

00:18:03.000 Come back, motherfucker. 1.00

00:18:05.000 I didn't take my gloves off. 1.00

00:18:11.000 Dana Boyd's reaction.

00:18:12.000 Apparently, he didn't really know what was going on.

00:18:16.000 Johnny had no shoes on.

00:18:17.000 They weren't allowed to stay, watch the fights, or anything.

00:18:19.000 Do you know what went on?

00:18:21.000 I don't.

00:18:22.000 Lene just told me a little bit about it before we walked in here.

00:18:24.000 I guess ever since COVID, they started this thing where they get the fighters right out of here.

00:18:28.000 I don't know why that happened or what happened.

00:18:30.000 I mean, we're not throwing Johnny Walker out in the street shoeless, I'm sure. 0.99

00:18:35.000 There was a picture of him with no shoes on. 0.98

00:18:37.000 We fucking threw him right out in the streets, huh? 0.98

00:18:40.000 Apparently, it's rough around here. 0.99

00:18:42.000 I don't know.

00:18:44.000 A lot of police presents, too, this weekend.

00:18:46.000 Yeah, they were giving him presents yesterday.

00:18:48.000 That was the fault of the boys.

00:18:50.000 Okay, I know September 11th was yesterday.

00:18:52.000 I was on a plane on September 11th.

00:18:54.000 Luckily, it wasn't 22 years ago.

00:18:57.000 But I don't want to gloss over it.

00:18:58.000 It's a very important day.

00:18:59.000 Changed my life forever.

00:19:01.000 Me, Pamela Geller, Anthony Kumi weren't really political dudes before that day.

00:19:05.000 I was reading Death of the West that same year.

00:19:09.000 And changed me forever.

00:19:11.000 I think I should have an Islamophobia pass. 0.78

00:19:13.000 I watched both planes hit the tower out of my window, from the roof of my building, I should say.

00:19:19.000 It was maybe two miles away.

00:19:22.000 174 Ludlow Street in the East Village.

00:19:29.000 But yeah.

00:19:31.000 Let's go to 18. 0.99

00:19:33.000 Oh, this was fucking funny. 0.99

00:19:35.000 I don't know if this woman's kidding or not. 0.97

00:19:37.000 Dropping the price of my OnlyFans to $9.11 for the rest of the day to honor the victims.

00:19:43.000 That's probably true.

00:19:44.000 I mean, that's probably real, right? 0.89

00:19:47.000 How fucking sad is OnlyFans? 0.99

00:19:51.000 How, that makes, like, I used to say, the idea of a sex doll being procured for anything but a joke at a bachelor party makes me want to cry. 1.00

00:20:01.000 Can you imagine a guy fucking a doll? 1.00

00:20:06.000 You're just on top of her? 1.00

00:20:08.000 Oh, oh, God.

00:20:10.000 I don't even like it in my brain.

00:20:12.000 Imagine the conversations they have.

00:20:15.000 We talked about this before.

00:20:16.000 My theory is that he beats her.

00:20:19.000 This fictional guy, not fictional, this real guy.

00:20:21.000 They must exist, right?

00:20:22.000 Dan Harmon.

00:20:24.000 They come home.

00:20:25.000 They hit her.

00:20:26.000 She's like, and then he kicks her onto the ground. 1.00

00:20:30.000 Fuck, because he hates himself because he knows this is pathetic. 1.00

00:20:34.000 And then he cries, and he brushes her hair and talks about how he's sorry. 1.00

00:20:38.000 Meanwhile, she's unfazed.

00:20:41.000 She didn't mind.

00:20:43.000 She's non-existent.

00:20:44.000 It's okay.

00:20:45.000 You can beat dolls.

00:20:48.000 And then OnlyFans, that's kind of worse. 1.00

00:20:52.000 So she's just selling her chastity to a bunch of disgusting men jerking off in their bedroom with the fucking thing of Kleenex. 1.00

00:21:04.000 Ew, I wonder if they think about her like the way you'd think about your girlfriend. 1.00

00:21:08.000 You're being strangely quiet, Ryan.

00:21:10.000 Do you pay for OnlyFans?

00:21:15.000 No, I don't.

00:21:16.000 No, I really don't.

00:21:17.000 But another thing, too, is the Broads don't get that.

00:21:19.000 Once we've seen you naked, you're like, you're done.

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:23.000 Like, I don't, you go, you return back to see more of them.

00:21:26.000 I don't know.

00:21:26.000 Isn't it a monthly thing?

00:21:27.000 You pay, like, $10 a month?

00:21:29.000 I don't know.

00:21:30.000 But I know my friend, he's kind of an overweight dude who was.

00:21:35.000 He would do that.

00:21:36.000 And, like, I'm like, what's the point of keep returning?

00:21:39.000 Once you see her naked, it's like, it's done, right?

00:21:41.000 Why do you have to keep seeing her naked? 1.00

00:21:43.000 But porn's free. 0.98

00:21:45.000 No, no, this is more intimate.

00:21:46.000 No.

00:21:47.000 No, it's more expensive.

00:21:49.000 Yeah.

00:21:50.000 You're not friends.

00:21:51.000 Right.

00:21:51.000 I wonder if they think that.

00:21:52.000 What about you, Gavin?

00:21:53.000 You can make people pay you $10 a month. 1.00

00:21:55.000 Yeah, I bust my ass trying to give you these news segments and gayness. 1.00

00:22:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:22:02.000 I bust my ass, not my ass hole. 1.00

00:22:06.000 God, that butt plug thing is still going. 1.00

00:22:08.000 I wonder if Bam Margera gets some shit for his butt plug. 1.00

00:22:12.000 No. 1.00

00:22:12.000 Remember when you put anal beads up his ass and then a kite pulled him out? 1.00

00:22:15.000 Be like, some guy was saying to me, why don't you go fuck another dude to show you're not gay? 1.00

00:22:20.000 What? 1.00

00:22:21.000 Now I fucked a dude? 0.99

00:22:22.000 That's a game of telephone. 0.99

00:22:24.000 Weird.

00:22:28.000 1-9.

00:22:30.000 So now we're in the September 11th segment.

00:22:32.000 This is actually, I thought this was real.

00:22:34.000 This was going around.

00:22:36.000 But I looked online. 0.99

00:22:38.000 There is some shit about soft bigotry in the Atlantic, but not this. 0.99

00:22:41.000 By giving credit to Bush, a cis-het white male, conspiracy theorists show a lack of respect for the agency of Muslim immigrants. 0.99

00:22:49.000 It's good satire.

00:22:50.000 And again, in Clown World, it takes a lot of research to figure out if something's fake, because I could totally see this in The Atlantic.

00:23:00.000 And it reminds me, too, of a really awesome sketch.

00:23:03.000 You got to hand it to The Onion.

00:23:04.000 When they did their sketches, it was high quality.

00:23:08.000 Good production.

00:23:09.000 Do they still do these?

00:23:11.000 Not sure.

00:23:16.000 A new book called The Truth About September 11th claims to present evidence that the destruction of the World Trade Center was not the work of terrorists, but was in fact perpetrated by the U.S. government.

00:23:28.000 With us, the much-baligned book's author William Gerard.

00:23:31.000 Most of the mainstream media, they're just too afraid to even have me on, so thank you.

00:23:34.000 Also joining us is Omar Al-Farouk of the United States.

00:23:36.000 He wouldn't have a sweater vest.

00:23:38.000 Too afraid to even have me on.

00:23:40.000 Truthers wear t-shirts.

00:23:41.000 Also, joining us is Omar Al-Farouk of Al-Qaeda.

00:23:43.000 He's an outspoken critic of what he calls Gerard's 9-11.

00:23:46.000 Wait, that's a really good shirt.

00:23:48.000 Because you'd be wearing a t-shirt, and you're saying truthers wear t-shirts. 0.99

00:23:52.000 What?

00:23:54.000 If you have a shirt that says Truthers Wear T-shirts, if you're wearing a T-shirt, conspiracy theories.

00:23:59.000 Yes, Michael, I assure you, that is all this book is.

00:24:02.000 It's complete nonsense.

00:24:03.000 Mr. Gerard, how did you arrive at the conclusions in your book?

00:24:06.000 Where are the facts?

00:24:07.000 Through scientific examination of ground zero.

00:24:10.000 For example, the melted core and the evidence that the thermite bombs were used to bring down those.

00:24:17.000 I can assure you, we did not use thermite bombs.

00:24:19.000 I did the research myself.

00:24:21.000 It would not have worked.

00:24:22.000 We flew an enormous airplane into a building.

00:24:25.000 Okay, I think it is obvious what caused the building to crumble.

00:24:30.000 How did you encourage you spent two months in a mountain cave sleeping on rocks, planning something really special, only to have someone take the credit away from you?

00:24:41.000 Oh, no, you don't deserve the credit for it.

00:24:45.000 Why in the world would the U.S. government want to stage this attack on their own soil?

00:24:50.000 Greed, of course.

00:24:51.000 And to increase the oil revenues, the weapons industry, and security industry.

00:24:55.000 And these are all things that Bush and Puppet Master Cheney, they've got their stakes in. 0.94

00:24:59.000 Bush's administration, they're a den of jackals. 0.97

00:25:02.000 There's certainly common ground there. 0.51

00:25:04.000 But what does not follow is why would this follow?

00:25:07.000 Why would they kill 3,000 of their own infantry?

00:25:08.000 Well, of course, because think about it.

00:25:10.000 It was all part of their plan to build a case for the war.

00:25:14.000 At the end of it, he goes, you know what, you should visit the Jefferson Memorial on October 12th at 9 a.m.

00:25:20.000 Then maybe you'll see how good Al-Qaeda is. 1.00

00:25:22.000 Be there at about 9 a.m.

00:25:24.000 Go to the top.

00:25:26.000 Speaking of Bush, we had Bush's old, what was he, the press secretary for George W. Bush? 0.97

00:25:33.000 Ari Fleischer, pussy out of criticizing Saudi Arabia. 1.00

00:25:37.000 I love catching people doing shit like this. 1.00

00:25:40.000 So go to the first one. 0.96

00:25:45.000 As I do every year, tomorrow I will live tweet my memories of what happened 17 years ago on September 11th, 2001.

00:25:51.000 I hope everyone will remember and say a prayer for those who were killed and for their families.

00:25:57.000 Time passes by, but what took place must never be forgotten.

00:26:02.000 Ring, ring.

00:26:03.000 Yes, Ari.

00:26:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:05.000 Hi.

00:26:06.000 What time is it in Saudi Arabia?

00:26:08.000 No, no, you're tweet.

00:26:09.000 Don't do it.

00:26:10.000 Take it down.

00:26:12.000 Well, September 11th was a big deal for me.

00:26:14.000 I was working in the Bush administration.

00:26:16.000 Yes, I don't care. 0.92

00:26:17.000 If you want to keep getting checks, you shut your mouth about September 11th.

00:26:22.000 Got it?

00:26:23.000 Okay.

00:26:24.000 This just feels weird.

00:26:25.000 You're this Muslim guy telling me what to do. 1.00

00:26:29.000 My mother's family died in the Holocaust, and here I am bootlicking Muslims. 1.00

00:26:35.000 Huh. 0.98

00:26:36.000 And that's exactly what happened.

00:26:38.000 Go to the next pick.

00:26:39.000 The LIV Golf Invitational Series has hired...

00:26:51.000 The agency started work in February and is assisting on everything under the comms consulting umbrella, said Derry Fleischer, former White House press secretary at Fleischer Communications.

00:27:02.000 Fleischer Communication.

00:27:05.000 This is a very difficult communication.

00:27:07.000 What's next?

00:27:09.000 And then we see that Saudi Arabia owns that.

00:27:12.000 And then what do we see?

00:27:14.000 In all cases, I have decided that my story has been told.

00:27:17.000 And I will not live tweet what took place on 9-11 again.

00:27:21.000 In truth, it is exhausting to relive the day.

00:27:23.000 Oh, good.

00:27:23.000 He's spinning it.

00:27:24.000 See, this is what happens when you have a master of communications. 1.00

00:27:28.000 He spins his bullshit. 0.99

00:27:30.000 It wears me down to go through it, even though I am not the one who has suffered the most. 1.00

00:27:34.000 Yeah, we know you didn't suffer the most in 9-11.

00:27:36.000 You're still typing.

00:27:38.000 The ones who suffered the most are dust. 0.92

00:27:43.000 And the reason I'm covering September 11th a day late is I was fucking stunned, stunned to see people comparing it to Jan 6. 0.92

00:27:54.000 3,000 dead is the same as zero dead. 0.93

00:27:59.000 Did you know that? 0.99

00:28:01.000 Damn center compares 9-11 terrorists to January 6 riders suggest domestic insurgents are now a bigger threat. 0.99

00:28:08.000 It's just mathematically false. 0.99

00:28:10.000 This is one great thing about the death of math.

00:28:12.000 People are easier to manipulate.

00:28:14.000 You can say 3,000 is not as bad as zero and get away with it.

00:28:21.000 You can say Islamists are not responsible disproportionately for terror attacks because no one does the numbers.

00:28:31.000 Go down a bit?

00:28:35.000 Oh, good.

00:28:36.000 We have the actual video of it.

00:28:40.000 It's hard to be shocked in 2022, but it happens.

00:28:46.000 The country came together.

00:28:48.000 In many ways, we defeated the terrorists because of the resilience of the American public, because of our intelligence community.

00:28:55.000 And we are safer, better prepared.

00:28:58.000 The stunning thing to me is here we are 20 years later, and the attack on the symbol of our democracy was not coming from terrorists, but it came from literally insurgents attacking the capital on January 6th.

00:29:11.000 So I believe we are stronger.

00:29:14.000 I believe our intelligence community has performed remarkably.

00:29:17.000 I think the threat of terror has diminished.

00:29:20.000 I think we still have new challenges in terms of nation state challenges.

00:29:25.000 Russia and longer term, a technology competition with China.

00:29:30.000 But I do worry about some of the activity in this country where the election deniers, the insurgency that took place on January 6th.

00:29:37.000 That is something I hope we could see that same kind of unity of spirit.

00:29:45.000 And as we mentioned last week, now that we have all this evidence of voter fraud, the people of January 6th are no longer deranged lunatics who'd been brainwashed by a cult leader.

00:29:54.000 They are justifiably angry about an election that was stolen.

00:29:59.000 So I argue that that should change all the sentencing.

00:30:05.000 I'm repeating myself from last week. 0.99

00:30:07.000 But if you smash up a random dude's car, the punishment should be different if he was just a random dude or if it's someone who fucked your wife. 0.99

00:30:15.000 I know the car experiences the same damage, but it's different context, right? 0.93

00:30:25.000 Okay, this one I didn't actually include in my notes, so I don't know why you're doing my job, Ryan.

00:30:31.000 But if you Google it, a lot of the results include the 19 hijackers.

00:30:36.000 Yikes.

00:30:37.000 So I'll forgive her for that.

00:30:40.000 I'll allow her to argue that it could have been a typo.

00:30:44.000 But anyway, back to the show before we so rudely interrupted.

00:30:49.000 This Brooklyn Bernie Sanders, right?

00:30:53.000 Wait, what are you doing?

00:30:54.000 You're skipping one.

00:30:55.000 2-3.

00:30:58.000 Is this job five-year-old?

00:30:59.000 No, that was Jan 6 was worse.

00:31:02.000 What?

00:31:03.000 2-3.

00:31:05.000 Jan 6 was worse.

00:31:10.000 What are you doing?

00:31:13.000 Hold on a second.

00:31:14.000 How could you not figure that out?

00:31:16.000 It says 2-3, and it has the thing, and it took you like five minutes to figure that out.

00:31:20.000 My bad.

00:31:23.000 Folks, look at this.

00:31:25.000 It says a little subject line.

00:31:27.000 Then I have each link numbered.

00:31:29.000 How long did it take him to get to that 2-3?

00:31:33.000 Alarming.

00:31:35.000 I'm not even mad.

00:31:36.000 I'm interested now. 0.98

00:31:37.000 I didn't know someone could be this retarded. 1.00

00:31:39.000 I am traumatized all over again while watching this video recap. 0.96

00:31:44.000 Don't try to tell me January 6th was not worse.

00:31:47.000 So his argument here is that the rioters were Americans.

00:31:51.000 We don't even get called Americans.

00:31:54.000 I have to go in quotes.

00:31:55.000 So it's worse because it's from our own people. 0.73

00:31:57.000 That's what the senator or whatever that Democrat was just saying.

00:32:02.000 That it's worse because it's us.

00:32:05.000 Yeah, but dude, what is us doing?

00:32:08.000 Us is mad about a stolen election.

00:32:10.000 That's patriotic.

00:32:11.000 You want the democracy to work.

00:32:13.000 You want voting to work because if voting doesn't work, America's over.

00:32:18.000 That's the only thing that distinguishes us.

00:32:20.000 Or I'm sorry. 0.84

00:32:21.000 That's the most important thing that distinguishes us from dictatorships and other shitty third world countries is the fact that we can vote out our leaders. 1.00

00:32:31.000 Take that away? 0.96

00:32:32.000 This is Zimbabwe.

00:32:33.000 And Biden's Mugabe.

00:32:38.000 By the way, Brooklyn Dad, in his avatar, the picture he always uses him being a tough black dude. 1.00

00:32:43.000 But I think he's a homo. 1.00

00:32:46.000 I think he may have adopted the kids. 0.97

00:32:48.000 Or maybe just very low T. Check out 2-4.

00:32:51.000 This is Brooklyn Dad defiant when he opens his mouth.

00:32:56.000 It was Elizabeth Warren, actually.

00:32:57.000 Elizabeth Warren.

00:32:58.000 And they're a little bit more ideologically.

00:33:01.000 He's got the I'm not bald hat.

00:33:03.000 Although, you know, the Bernie's, the Bernie bros, they don't think Elizabeth Warren is it.

00:33:10.000 So she's not.

00:33:12.000 But yeah, that ain't it.

00:33:13.000 Neither one of us are happy right now because we, I mean, we're happy.

00:33:15.000 He's wearing his merch.

00:33:17.000 Right.

00:33:18.000 But neither of us.

00:33:18.000 Unless you're wearing your merch.

00:33:21.000 Power merch didn't make it.

00:33:22.000 But one of the things that where we intersected.

00:33:25.000 He's got a weird little nasally voice.

00:33:29.000 Is he one of like the tough guy Jewish dudes? 1.00

00:33:31.000 What?

00:33:32.000 Like John Berthal.

00:33:33.000 I think he's black.

00:33:35.000 Or half. 0.96

00:33:38.000 His persona is definitely tough black dude from Brooklyn. 0.69

00:33:41.000 That's not what I just saw.

00:33:44.000 Okay, then we'll end this depressing montage with a montage of some of the worst just so we can never forget.

00:33:51.000 Never forget about it.

00:33:53.000 That's what New Yorkers say.

00:33:59.000 And while you're watching these, remember that on January 6th, someone broke a window.

00:34:04.000 Remember that Joe Biggs went and used the bathroom and then left when he was told to.

00:34:10.000 Remember that someone was shoved.

00:34:15.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:34:16.000 I'm saying zero deaths.

00:34:17.000 We had, I think, two deaths of Ashley Babbitt and that other woman.

00:34:23.000 So yeah, the only deaths there were our guys.

00:34:27.000 And we're supposed to compare it to this. 0.99

00:34:29.000 It's important to show this in the light of the January 6th because it shows how fucking deranged they are. 0.99

00:34:36.000 Anyway, go ahead. 0.99

00:34:37.000 These are the French.

00:34:38.000 That's the French camera crew that caught it by accident.

00:34:41.000 Like his camera was at his hip.

00:34:43.000 And boom. 0.96

00:34:49.000 So I saw, my wife, a girlfriend at the time, woke me up, said, turn on the TV.

00:34:54.000 I saw that happening, right?

00:34:58.000 Post-impact.

00:34:59.000 And we got up on the roof and we just watched the other one hit.

00:35:04.000 And the entire sky, all of New York, out to Brooklyn, was just smoke.

00:35:13.000 I haven't been able to watch these yet.

00:35:16.000 It's been too soon for 20 years. 0.99

00:35:20.000 21 years Get the fuck out of there. 1.00

00:35:32.000 Get the fuck out of there. 0.99

00:35:40.000 Remember, I told you about my friend Sprague who said he had to pick up body parts and put them on pallets from people that jumped. 1.00

00:35:48.000 That was before the towers fell?

00:35:51.000 I believed him for 15 years, and I just started doing the math.

00:35:54.000 Wait a minute.

00:35:56.000 You would have been crushed when the buildings fell.

00:35:58.000 You're lying.

00:36:00.000 And there was my other buddy Derek who told me his mom was in the towers.

00:36:03.000 That was a lie.

00:36:04.000 Remember that comedian who said he was there?

00:36:08.000 Yes.

00:36:09.000 And then 10 years later, he's like, that was a lie.

00:36:12.000 I just sort of got caught up into it.

00:36:17.000 Remember Vampire Weekend?

00:36:19.000 There were all these kids, rich kids from Westchester whose dads were in finance who got all this inheritance money.

00:36:27.000 So they've got like 2 million bucks in the bank and they're depressed because their dad died.

00:36:32.000 So they start doing heroin.

00:36:34.000 So you had all these rich kids ODing.

00:36:37.000 And the vibe I got from Vampire Weekend, who was part of that demographic, was like, let's try to stay positive, guys, and be upbeat and not OD. 0.98

00:36:52.000 Holy crap.

00:36:53.000 I haven't seen a lot of this clip.

00:36:55.000 You ever seen that clip before?

00:36:57.000 That one, I think so.

00:37:00.000 I used to do it every year, just like remind myself and get angry.

00:37:03.000 *music*

00:37:09.000 We're at war.

00:37:12.000 You know, my one regret is this made me so focused on Islam, I kind of turned a blind eye to the Marxists who have been trying to take apart the American family and brainwash our children. 0.84

00:37:26.000 Because I think as of today, the Marxists and the socialists are a bigger threat to our democracy than Muslims. 1.00

00:37:35.000 Muslims are still pretty bad. 1.00

00:37:38.000 But Muslims are 1% of the American population. 1.00

00:37:40.000 They are about 50% of terrorist attacks.

00:37:43.000 But right now, I would say just the numbers, I think there's like 100 million socialists who want to raise all of America to the ground and then rebuild it in their socialist utopia.

00:37:57.000 Which I think we've tried about 30 times in history.

00:38:01.000 Communist utopias, they don't do well. 0.99

00:38:05.000 All right, let's jump to the fucking Proud Boys. 1.00

00:38:11.000 Do the Proud Boys intro. 1.00

00:38:13.000 Okay.

00:38:17.000 Because it was a hell of a weekend.

00:38:19.000 Stand back, stand by.

00:38:21.000 Not Proud Boys.

00:38:25.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:38:28.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

00:38:31.000 Look at it, not belittling.

00:38:37.000 Stand back.

00:38:38.000 Stand by.

00:38:40.000 I think that's a Pew Blong. 1.00

00:38:43.000 Dang it.

00:38:44.000 So the comedy show we did on the weekend was a raging hit.

00:38:52.000 At the risk of tooting my horn, I would have to say I was hilarious.

00:38:57.000 It's the funniest I've ever been. 0.98

00:38:59.000 People were fucking hysterical. 0.95

00:39:02.000 I hope I united the factions of Proud Boys at least a little bit in laughs. 0.98

00:39:08.000 I was getting heckled by some of the guys who are not a fan of the G. I gotta say, Ryan, I gotta hand it to you.

00:39:14.000 Very, very good stuff.

00:39:15.000 You liked it?

00:39:16.000 Cool.

00:39:16.000 You did a very good job.

00:39:17.000 You were very funny.

00:39:18.000 Thanks.

00:39:19.000 I'm impressed.

00:39:20.000 I appreciate that.

00:39:21.000 Thank you.

00:39:21.000 Great Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:39:23.000 Great Trump.

00:39:24.000 Amazing.

00:39:25.000 Frankly, it's amazing.

00:39:26.000 Your Trump froze, though.

00:39:28.000 Yeah, that was disappointing.

00:39:30.000 Luckily, that's the strongest one.

00:39:31.000 And it doesn't, like, Jesse Lee Peterson needs the face, but with Trump, the mannerisms kind of...

00:39:38.000 Why did...

00:39:46.000 Yes.

00:39:47.000 Jordan Lee Peterson introduces Jordan Peterson Pekumia.

00:39:52.000 Oh, yeah, and then Jesse Lee Peterson introduces me.

00:39:54.000 Yes.

00:39:54.000 Baita!

00:39:56.000 I might have to retire that one.

00:39:57.000 Why?

00:39:58.000 I think it's a little weak.

00:39:59.000 I don't know.

00:40:00.000 Or people are uncomfortable with it?

00:40:02.000 Because it seems racist?

00:40:03.000 I don't know.

00:40:04.000 I thought that one was the funnest one.

00:40:06.000 Speaking of racism, someone wrote a good article about Proud Boys that's completely fair.

00:40:12.000 What?

00:40:13.000 What is this?

00:40:14.000 Clown World?

00:40:15.000 Double risk goods.

00:40:18.000 It's people on opposite day standing upside down? 0.99

00:40:21.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:40:23.000 This guy says all the points I've been saying, which is, okay, if it's a racist organization, why would it pretend to be multiracial and allow blacks and Hispanics in? 1.00

00:40:36.000 You're just giving yourself extra work.

00:40:39.000 Like, if it's an all-male club, why wouldn't we just pretend that we have women in it? 1.00

00:40:45.000 That's equally retarded. 1.00

00:40:46.000 Because then the woman would show up and you'd be like, sorry, we were just pretending to allow women. 0.99

00:40:50.000 We don't.

00:40:51.000 I guess I can't say we anymore.

00:40:53.000 But in that article, he says, on the Proud Boys' official website, it says white supremacy is not listed among the group's tenets.

00:41:01.000 In fact, according to the website, the core values of the Proud Boys include anti-racism and in clearly stated language, a refusal to discriminate based on race or sexual preference orientation.

00:41:12.000 I guess one could argue that this is exactly what a group of white supremacists would put out if it didn't want the world to know its members were a bunch of white supremacists.

00:41:19.000 But then how would said white supremacist group attract further white supremacists to its cause?

00:41:24.000 Yeah. 0.68

00:41:25.000 It's like an anti-dog whistle.

00:41:26.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:27.000 And he says in that article that he debated people online, and they would send him shit like Jews who helped the Nazis and black Confederate soldiers and stuff. 0.96

00:41:37.000 And I always say to these people, okay, I get that it's all a lie and stuff, right? 0.99

00:41:42.000 How are black people treated at the meetups? 0.95

00:41:45.000 Are they just abused?

00:41:47.000 Do people just sit and stare at them the way they stare at me when I go to the meetups now?

00:41:52.000 And they say, who let you in?

00:41:54.000 Everybody points at them and recreates that set that Kramer did at the Laugh Factory.

00:42:01.000 Dude, it's the weirdest thing to be the founder of a club and you're standing looking at someone and they're just talking to a friend and not looking at you.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:09.000 And it's even weirder that you didn't notice this because you were busy mopping?

00:42:13.000 At the second place, yeah.

00:42:15.000 Well, that's the place I'm talking about.

00:42:17.000 I also hung out with other guys, Ohio dudes and Florida guys.

00:42:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:21.000 So the meeting.

00:42:22.000 So I said, okay, there's this massive split.

00:42:24.000 There's like standard and national or something like that.

00:42:27.000 And I go, this is terrible.

00:42:28.000 Because I remember last year, I went to see Anthony's show, and I looked down, and there's like all these Prowboys that I hadn't seen yet. 1.00

00:42:35.000 I'm like, dude, you guys are here?

00:42:36.000 I didn't even know you were here.

00:42:37.000 And they go, yeah, well, you were with those guys.

00:42:39.000 And I'm like, what's the matter with those guys?

00:42:41.000 They go, oh, it's the big rift.

00:42:42.000 I go, what's the origin of the rift?

00:42:44.000 Racism or some guy docks someone?

00:42:47.000 They go, it seemed to come down to like, they don't think I have a mortician license or some really retarded reason. 0.99

00:42:53.000 So then this year I go, I got it.

00:42:55.000 We'll have a big sit-down.

00:42:57.000 And I'm obviously not your boss, but I feel I could make a compelling argument for unity.

00:43:04.000 Because one thing I've learned about this club is, and no one ever mentions this, it's a talking club.

00:43:10.000 Yeah.

00:43:10.000 That's why they like nose beers so much.

00:43:13.000 Because when you go to the meetups, what are meetups?

00:43:16.000 It's just talking.

00:43:18.000 And talking is a very important part of American history.

00:43:21.000 That's how we had the American Revolution.

00:43:23.000 Guys went to taverns and talked and realized we don't have to pay taxes to the king. 1.00

00:43:28.000 Fuck this. 1.00

00:43:30.000 So that was going to be one of my pitches. 1.00

00:43:34.000 I was also going to say, if any racists show up, you have to be vigilant about this. 0.99

00:43:39.000 And I was going to be like, even if I was racist, I would say this because Nazis are nuts. 1.00

00:43:46.000 They tend to be mentally ill. 1.00

00:43:48.000 They tend to have no social skills. 0.99

00:43:49.000 They tend to be wild card saboteurs who end up being hurt that someone doesn't like them and doxing everyone. 0.97

00:43:56.000 If albinos were like that, I'd say, dude, don't have albinos in the club. 1.00

00:44:00.000 They're bad news.

00:44:02.000 That was going to be part of my pitch.

00:44:03.000 So they rent a conference room for me.

00:44:07.000 And nobody showed.

00:44:10.000 Like, about 20 guys showed, but they were all on the same page.

00:44:15.000 So it was supposed to be reps from both sides meeting and me making my case for unity.

00:44:21.000 And it was just the guys that, I don't know if it was standard or national or what side is which, but it was guys saying, yeah, we want everything to be cool too.

00:44:30.000 Yeah, I heard a lot of that.

00:44:31.000 And people confused, they didn't even know there was a rift.

00:44:34.000 Like the guys that we did the Schnoofen Tobacco Machina thing with, he was like, I don't know.

00:44:38.000 He's just there to party and hang out.

00:44:40.000 Which I think the general consensus.

00:44:41.000 And then the other guys said that they didn't know where it was.

00:44:44.000 You know what drives me crazy?

00:44:45.000 I just hate the notion that there's all these guys flying in from different parts of the world and they don't meet.

00:44:53.000 Yeah.

00:44:54.000 Like you have a convention where people are not meeting up.

00:44:58.000 It felt very sparse.

00:44:59.000 Each place was huge, like mansion size.

00:45:02.000 Well, the other one was.

00:45:03.000 And there's like nobody there.

00:45:05.000 No, the one they didn't like me was jammed.

00:45:06.000 We were there pretty late, too.

00:45:09.000 But here's the good news. 0.97

00:45:11.000 Apparently, I don't know if this is a secret or not, but they had a president's meeting around the same time as my meeting, kind of as a fuck you to me, which I'm fine with, as long as the end game is the same. 0.97

00:45:21.000 And there was lots of unity at that. 0.97

00:45:23.000 Okay, cool.

00:45:24.000 And I think they made a little charter stating all the rules, and the charter says no Nazis and all that kind of stuff.

00:45:29.000 So I wasn't in control of it, but it happened, and that's all you can ask for, right?

00:45:34.000 That's awesome.

00:45:36.000 Yeah, one of the close friends of ours, I don't want to say his name, he's friendly with both, and he's trying to do the same thing, too.

00:45:42.000 And we did a little stream with the Prowboys before a couple days before.

00:45:48.000 And I don't know, a lot of guys, their hang-ups didn't seem like unsolvable.

00:45:52.000 here's a tough one to solve.

00:45:54.000 If a guy is disavowed from a chapter, Why do they say chapter instead of charter?

00:46:01.000 I think that might be a typo that's my fault.

00:46:03.000 Oops.

00:46:04.000 I think Hell's Angels say charter.

00:46:05.000 But anyway, if a guy's disavowed, he should be disavowed from the same club. 0.99

00:46:09.000 Because if you sit and work hard and decide this guy's out of New York and then he shows up in Jersey, that's a fuck you to New York. 0.99

00:46:19.000 So I get that. 0.99

00:46:21.000 I don't have an answer to that.

00:46:22.000 You're right.

00:46:23.000 I don't have to have an answer to that.

00:46:24.000 But what they do, I like what the Hell's Angels do, and I think clubs should look to other clubs for help with the rules, from Knights of Columbus to Hell's Angels.

00:46:33.000 And what the Hell's Angels do is, if a guy's voted out of his chapter, he cannot talk to any Hell's Angels for a year, and then he reapplies to that same spot to see if he's still disavowed.

00:46:45.000 If they say no a year later, you're out.

00:46:49.000 Oh, that seems fair.

00:46:51.000 Yeah.

00:46:51.000 Here you go.

00:46:52.000 Seems like a good rule.

00:46:53.000 Chapter versus charter is probably not even that interesting, actually.

00:46:57.000 A book is divided while charters a document.

00:47:01.000 What?

00:47:02.000 Oh, wait.

00:47:02.000 No, this one.

00:47:04.000 Localized groups are charters, and the first chapter established is the mother charter.

00:47:10.000 So the chapter should be like the main one in which.

00:47:14.000 I think they may be doing it that way, too.

00:47:15.000 Okay.

00:47:16.000 But, you know, these clubs attract alpha males, and alpha males, like wolves, wolves have to fight every day to maintain the alpha status.

00:47:24.000 So maybe fighting is an inevitable part of this.

00:47:29.000 I just gotta say, it's weird.

00:47:31.000 And a lot of times when they say to me, too, they're like, good. 0.99

00:47:34.000 I'm glad you're out, you fag. 1.00

00:47:37.000 I'm kicked out of a club for my own club for being gay. 1.00

00:47:42.000 What's 3-3?

00:47:43.000 This is a funny little Proud Boy sketch.

00:47:47.000 Actually, I'm not sure Godzilla is destroying that hat.

00:47:51.000 One deck, I think it's the Proud Boy.

00:47:54.000 What are you talking about?

00:47:55.000 How do we know that's Godzilla up there and not 10,000 Proud Boys in a trench cup?

00:48:04.000 This is slightly off topic, but SPLC is getting sued again.

00:48:09.000 This one seems very legit.

00:48:12.000 So this guy started this group called Ice Voice where they try to get bad men deported.

00:48:26.000 Here, go to 4-5.

00:48:27.000 We're now way off topic, but whatever. 1.00

00:48:30.000 This woman was beheaded by a shithead illegal immigrant, right? 1.00

00:48:37.000 And he's still wandering around. 1.00

00:48:39.000 So this guy with the ICE voice is trying to help ICE facilitate the removal of illegal aliens.

00:48:47.000 Go down?

00:48:50.000 No, not that.

00:48:52.000 That's the guy.

00:48:54.000 Jose Landeta Solano from Venezuela.

00:48:56.000 Into the country to tourists 10 years ago and never left.

00:49:00.000 Okay, so he has been apprehended.

00:49:02.000 But if you go back to 3-4, this dude who started the group because of this, 21 years ago, Dustin and a 16-year-old boy, lost his life to a Mexican illegal alien.

00:49:15.000 That alien is still a wanted fugitive.

00:49:17.000 Under the Trump administration, the Ice Voice office was established to help victims of illegal aliens.

00:49:22.000 Dustin's killer appear on its most wanted list.

00:49:25.000 In one of his numerous acts of calculated cruelty, Biden shut down Ice Voice.

00:49:30.000 Yes, sorry.

00:49:31.000 So it was Trump who started Ice Voice.

00:49:34.000 Biden shut it down.

00:49:35.000 But this guy who started the Dustin Iman Society for that 16-year-old boy. 0.99

00:49:41.000 And the SPLC listed it as a fucking hate group. 0.99

00:49:47.000 And if you recall, the Family Research Council, who was listed as a hate group on the SPLC site, was a victim of a psychotic liberal terrorist who went there to shoot and kill everyone because he thought they were homophobes. 0.99

00:49:59.000 And in his backpack, he brought a Chick-fil-A sandwich because he thinks Chick-fil-A is homophobic. 1.00

00:50:05.000 He was going to stick in their dead bodies in their mouths. 0.99

00:50:09.000 Luckily, a black security guard showed up, stopped him, disarmed him, got shot for it. 1.00

00:50:16.000 So the SPLC got a black man shot.

00:50:19.000 Anyway, these admissions taken together show that the defendant SPLC not only fails to investigate or have expertise at all on groups of monitors, but instead shows reckless disregard for the truth and does not appear to perform any fact-finding at all, the complaint charges.

00:50:37.000 So this could revive my case. 0.76

00:50:40.000 And then I thought this was a fucking crazy little nugget that says a lot about the left. 0.96

00:50:45.000 Last year, the SPLC announced it would stop monitoring black racial separatist groups because, quote, black separatism was born out of valid anger against very real historical and systemic oppression. 0.98

00:51:00.000 And the SPLC was adopting, quote, an understanding of racism grounded in nuance and the realities of racial power dynamics.

00:51:09.000 Was that meant?

00:51:11.000 Was that black racism? 0.80

00:51:13.000 What that meant was that black racism wasn't racist. 0.64

00:51:19.000 So it's okay.

00:51:20.000 That's why the riots and BLM and Antifa burning down the place was perfectly justified.

00:51:25.000 Okay, so by that logic, if there was election fraud, then January 6th was justified.

00:51:30.000 That's the game we're playing.

00:51:35.000 Nick Ox is taking a plea.

00:51:39.000 The founder of the Proud Boys chapter in Hawaii, who stormed the Capitol.

00:51:42.000 Look at the way he's writing.

00:51:44.000 Who stormed the Capitol has pleaded guilty to felony obstruction of an official proceeding and faces 20 years in prison.

00:51:50.000 You spoke to him about this, Ryan, right?

00:51:52.000 Yeah.

00:51:52.000 I don't know.

00:51:54.000 He said there were some things he couldn't mention.

00:51:58.000 Well, I'll tell you what the rumors are.

00:52:00.000 And what I've heard is that they said we're going to add charges if you take this to trial.

00:52:04.000 So in America, just like I was saying, America is founded on democracy, it's also founded on a strong justice system.

00:52:10.000 And in the justice system, if you're innocent, then you go to court, present your case, and then you're found innocent.

00:52:18.000 Nick should be charged with trespassing.

00:52:20.000 He should get a $1,000 fine and call it a misdemeanor.

00:52:26.000 But they're charging him and then saying, if you don't take this plea, we're going to add charges.

00:52:30.000 Does that sound like America to you?

00:52:33.000 It sounds like Stalinism to me.

00:52:35.000 It sounds like the Soviet Union.

00:52:37.000 Say, admit that you did this.

00:52:41.000 Or it's going to get much worse.

00:52:48.000 Okay.

00:52:50.000 How are we doing for time here?

00:52:52.000 I'm coming up in an hour.

00:52:54.000 I think that's it for that stuff.

00:53:01.000 Should we do a quick LGBT? 1.00

00:53:05.000 No.

00:53:07.000 Yeah, let's just do a quick LGBT. 1.00

00:53:12.000 We can do that, and we will do that.

00:53:14.000 Good.

00:53:15.000 And it's starting now.

00:53:17.000 And keep it short.

00:53:18.000 Why are you?

00:53:20.000 I felt ugly. 0.99

00:53:20.000 I felt gay. 0.99

00:53:21.000 And then we fell in love. 0.89

00:53:23.000 And then they eat.

00:53:24.000 That's enough.

00:53:26.000 Drag Queen still going strong?

00:53:28.000 I gotta admit, I'm kind of surprised.

00:53:31.000 Like, we keep discovering that these people are pedophiles or disproportionately grooming young people.

00:53:37.000 And you'd go, well, take the L left and don't do that again.

00:53:42.000 But it's still going strong.

00:53:46.000 Isn't that weird?

00:53:47.000 Look at this. 1.00

00:53:52.000 Look at my ass. 1.00

00:53:54.000 He's wearing a thong and he's showing it to a child. 1.00

00:53:58.000 And then he's wagging his legs up and down in and out with his tits hanging out. 1.00

00:54:04.000 Like, that would get your ass kicked in my day. 1.00

00:54:07.000 Oh, my God, yeah. 1.00

00:54:09.000 No, you would be, like, strung up in public to be an example of.

00:54:13.000 Get that kid's body language. 1.00

00:54:15.000 Some dude with fake tits comes up and starts shoving his ass in your kid's face. 1.00

00:54:19.000 No, we give him money to give the guy. 1.00

00:54:22.000 The body language of the kid is very telling, too.

00:54:25.000 Facing towards the mother, but looking into the right, pure fascination.

00:54:28.000 It's called a defensive stance. 1.00

00:54:30.000 He's ready to get the fuck out of there. 0.98

00:54:32.000 Right. 0.99

00:54:33.000 Yeah, he gave the money like when you're feeding a goat and you're a kid and you're afraid of getting bit.

00:54:38.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:54:38.000 He's like, here, take it, get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:54:40.000 It's a justified fear. 0.99

00:54:41.000 One time we were at a petting zoo and my boy was like four and he was giving the pig grain and the pig bit his fingers.

00:54:49.000 And I thought, well, I was trusting everyone because it said petting zoo.

00:54:53.000 But then I thought, did I almost get my son's fingers bitten off?

00:54:57.000 Wait.

00:54:58.000 This is blasphemous, but very funny.

00:55:01.000 I'm offended and amused at the same time. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:55:05.000 Here's some kid, black kid, clearly being brainwashed. 1.00

00:55:09.000 And you'll notice when parents talk to their trans kids, you can hear this tone of say it like we told you to say it. 1.00

00:55:18.000 And shit, the kid's adopted. 0.99

00:55:19.000 So he's just like, I don't want to go back to the orphanage. 1.00

00:55:21.000 I'll say whatever you want.

00:55:23.000 Yeah, I'm a chick.

00:55:24.000 I'll wear a dress, sure.

00:55:26.000 At least I got three hots in a cot. 1.00

00:55:30.000 This is a Telegram link opening right now.

00:55:33.000 It reminds me, too. 0.97

00:55:34.000 Remember those lesbians that adopted like 10 black kids and ended up driving them all off a cliff? 1.00

00:55:39.000 I should have made my pocket square yellow. 0.98

00:55:41.000 I'm sorry about that, guys.

00:55:43.000 Is that like a nod to Proud Boys Colors?

00:55:46.000 I don't know.

00:55:47.000 Let me see.

00:55:48.000 I'm still getting it ready. 0.97

00:55:50.000 What is taking you so fucking long? 0.81

00:55:51.000 It has to open in Telegram. 0.94

00:55:52.000 It's a Telegram link.

00:55:53.000 Oh.

00:55:54.000 Get out. 1.00

00:55:59.000 I don't wag your shit on camera. 1.00

00:56:01.000 I pull up and do this shit, man. 1.00

00:56:03.000 What them niggas say? 1.00

00:56:04.000 No faking.

00:56:06.000 No faking.

00:56:09.000 Are you sure you clicked the right link?

00:56:10.000 And it's Tommy Robinson's?

00:56:13.000 Yeah.

00:56:14.000 Well, here, go into Tommy Robinson's getter.

00:56:17.000 Okay.

00:56:18.000 And look up the words physically sick because you need to see this video.

00:56:22.000 I'm sorry, I don't know what happened there.

00:56:26.000 Well, pull it up live.

00:56:27.000 Let's look at it.

00:56:30.000 I think it's about a day or two old.

00:56:32.000 He posts a lot.

00:56:34.000 He's a busy boy.

00:56:36.000 Why is your computer so slow? 0.93

00:56:37.000 I'd be repping gay games. 0.99

00:56:43.000 No, you'll see it's a video. 0.56

00:56:46.000 Wait.

00:56:50.000 You gotta see him say this makes me sick.

00:56:53.000 No, no, no.

00:56:55.000 No, no.

00:56:57.000 No.

00:56:59.000 Wait, what is that one?

00:57:00.000 There's more.

00:57:02.000 Oh my god.

00:57:05.000 It just won't quit.

00:57:06.000 Accidentally stumbling across more examples.

00:57:13.000 That's another important detail, by the way. 0.99

00:57:15.000 If you show up to one of these things, please do not say faggot. 0.99

00:57:19.000 That totally justifies what they're doing. 0.99

00:57:23.000 Their whole argument is that there's lots of homophobia around, and we need to combat it. 0.99

00:57:28.000 So when you say faggot, you're confirming that there is homophobia. 0.99

00:57:34.000 Yeah, there we go. 1.00

00:57:34.000 Do you want to talk about gender today? 1.00

00:57:36.000 Yes.

00:57:37.000 So what is gender to you? 0.98

00:57:44.000 Like my birth parents said that I was a girl, but they made a mistake.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, us too.

00:57:49.000 Yeah.

00:57:50.000 Right?

00:57:50.000 So your mommy and I, we assumed that you were a girl.

00:57:54.000 But then when did you set a straight girl? 0.93

00:57:55.000 Well, I was at least like five or six.

00:57:59.000 But it started before that.

00:58:00.000 You kept sending us signals.

00:58:02.000 You take, sometimes I want to be a boy.

00:58:05.000 Sometimes I want to be a girl.

00:58:07.000 Sometimes it doesn't seem like it.

00:58:09.000 I want to be a girl or a boy.

00:58:11.000 So what are you?

00:58:12.000 My mind.

00:58:13.000 Good morning.

00:58:14.000 And how do you feel about being momby?

00:58:17.000 Good.

00:58:17.000 Your mom and I have tried our best to support you and make that like something that's celebrated in our household.

00:58:24.000 Have you ever spoken to your pronouns about your gender?

00:58:28.000 What have you told them?

00:58:29.000 I told them my pronouns.

00:58:33.000 My name.

00:58:34.000 What are your pronouns important to you?

00:58:39.000 It'd be like if I just was like, I can't remember your name.

00:58:42.000 I'm just going to call you Juzy.

00:58:45.000 That wouldn't be so cool, would it?

00:58:47.000 If you ever forget somebody's name, you can answer them.

00:58:50.000 Yeah, if you forgot their name, you can ask them.

00:58:52.000 Or if you don't know somebody's pronouns, you can ask them, right?

00:58:54.000 Yeah, so this name is very important.

00:58:57.000 Yeah.

00:58:57.000 It represents you, right?

00:58:58.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 Like, how did it feel to be able to share your story?

00:59:02.000 Objection, leading the witness.

00:59:04.000 Yeah.

00:59:05.000 It's weird that that's not edited for our side.

00:59:09.000 That's their propaganda they're putting out.

00:59:12.000 You'd think they'd want to hide something like that.

00:59:15.000 I mean, that was glaringly obvious what was going on there.

00:59:18.000 Here's a spooky one. 1.00

00:59:20.000 In the need to be as politically correct as possible, a teacher tells her class that it's okay to fuck kids. 1.00

00:59:29.000 Texas teacher was fired for telling students, don't judge people for wanting to have sex with five-year-olds and ask them to call pedophiles minor attractive persons. 0.99

00:59:36.000 You know what's amazing about this too?

00:59:38.000 She just ruined her family's life. 1.00

00:59:41.000 Right, yeah, true.

00:59:42.000 Like, her son will...

00:59:55.000 Here, go full screen on that.

00:59:57.000 You're all about the blight.

00:59:59.000 Stop this.

01:00:00.000 D-A-A. 0.99

01:00:02.000 We're not going to call them that.

01:00:04.000 We're going to call them maps.

01:00:05.000 No.

01:00:06.000 Modern attractive persons. 0.99

01:00:08.000 So don't judge people just because I want to have sex with a five-year-old. 0.98

01:00:12.000 Stop calling them that. 0.99

01:00:13.000 You're all about to blame.

01:00:15.000 Stop this.

01:00:17.000 D-A-A. 0.99

01:00:19.000 If there's one person you should be judging in this world, it's a pedophile. 0.54

01:00:24.000 Even the Bible will say, yeah, you can cast the first stone.

01:00:28.000 Judge, that less be judged. 0.67

01:00:30.000 Unless it's the pedophile. 0.99

01:00:31.000 Cast away. 0.99

01:00:32.000 Obviously.

01:00:35.000 3-0, we have Chloe Cole.

01:00:37.000 Whoa.

01:00:38.000 What?

01:00:38.000 Her kids are like five.

01:00:40.000 Yeah, not good.

01:00:42.000 That's 100%.

01:00:43.000 Not good.

01:00:44.000 Oh, my.

01:00:45.000 I'm all for being open-minded.

01:00:46.000 This is an exception to the rule.

01:00:48.000 Do you favor?

01:00:49.000 Just stay there, lady. 1.00

01:00:51.000 I'm going to judge you. 1.00

01:00:53.000 Call me a radical right-wing lunatic. 1.00

01:00:56.000 I'm judging your ass. 1.00

01:00:58.000 Home of the Cougars. 1.00

01:01:00.000 Well, that explains it.

01:01:04.000 Yeah, I like this chick, Chloe Cole. 1.00

01:01:08.000 She argues online a lot about, she's against puberty blockers and tit removal, eating the teats. 0.99

01:01:15.000 And I saw one tweet, she's arguing with someone, and she just goes, yeah, I just want my tits back, which I'm not going to get. 0.99

01:01:23.000 So that's really unfortunate. 0.99

01:01:26.000 Like, she was pushed, pretty girl, too.

01:01:29.000 She was pushed into malehood when she was about 12. 0.98

01:01:35.000 Isn't that fucking bizarre? 1.00

01:01:40.000 I just want my tits back, Don, but that ain't happening. 1.00

01:01:43.000 If wanting to end child castration is drinking the lemonade, then I'll set up a stand. 0.99

01:01:48.000 This is what it looks like when Don Ennis tries to, quote-unquote, help me.

01:01:51.000 Don Ennis is a trans writer who did a big piece on her and said, she's the left's darling because she was on Laura Ingram, this girl, Chloe Cole.

01:02:00.000 Well, yeah, no one else wants to talk to me.

01:02:02.000 MSNBC isn't having me on.

01:02:06.000 I thought you were pursuing trans equality and advocating for marginalized youth. 0.96

01:02:10.000 Who cares if we call it bottom surgery or vagina plastic or top surgery? 1.00

01:02:12.000 What does it matter?

01:02:13.000 It matters because there are euphemisms.

01:02:16.000 That doesn't make me the author of what you call ideologies.

01:02:18.000 So what's wrong with euphemism?

01:02:20.000 Have you ever read 1984?

01:02:21.000 It lays out exactly what happened with these experiments.

01:02:23.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:02:25.000 Check into her. 0.92

01:02:27.000 She's fighting the good fight.

01:02:30.000 Like, I don't even understand the concept of puberty blockers.

01:02:33.000 You don't want to grow pubes? 0.95

01:02:36.000 How does that help? 1.00

01:02:38.000 You know what happens to the penis, right? 1.00

01:02:40.000 You have a little kid penis. 1.00

01:02:41.000 You don't go through puberty. 1.00

01:02:42.000 You still have a little kid penis. 1.00

01:02:44.000 So you're an adult male, like this, with a little tiny dick. 1.00

01:02:48.000 A weird little dick, dude. 1.00

01:02:49.000 Not a short dick. 1.00

01:02:50.000 A child's penis. 1.00

01:02:53.000 Skinny and short and small. 1.00

01:02:55.000 Don't sound like mine. 0.99

01:02:56.000 And then you have, so you have your fake tit. 0.99

01:03:01.000 You're male, right? 0.99

01:03:01.000 Cis male. 0.99

01:03:02.000 You've got these fake tits, and you go, gee, thank God I have a tiny dick and not a reasonable sized dick. 1.00

01:03:07.000 How did that help? 1.00

01:03:08.000 Well, it confuses them to go through puberty.

01:03:12.000 What?

01:03:13.000 So you give a girl puberty blockers and what? 0.63

01:03:16.000 She doesn't menstruate? 1.00

01:03:17.000 Is that less confusing than menstruating?

01:03:20.000 What a weird thing to do.

01:03:22.000 Permanent damage to your body so you don't menstruate. 1.00

01:03:26.000 And where's all the evidence that this helps them feel better?

01:03:30.000 You know what I mean?

01:03:31.000 Weird. 0.95

01:03:33.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat. 1.00

01:03:37.000 Funny little moment with Ethan Klein talking to Cathols, who is the one who had that Takiwi Farms shutdown for doxing and harassment.

01:03:49.000 Yeah, I believe they were doxing and harassing pedophiles who were sending hormone blockers to little kids illegally without the parents' consent.

01:03:59.000 So that's pretty bad, right?

01:04:01.000 And so that's who he's about to say goodbye to.

01:04:04.000 But he accidentally said yes, sir, to the guy.

01:04:08.000 It is.

01:04:09.000 Well, let's just hope this is the start.

01:04:11.000 Yes, sir.

01:04:12.000 Yes, ma'am.

01:04:13.000 And so Twitch guys.

01:04:16.000 Oh, it is.

01:04:18.000 Well, let's just hope this is the start.

01:04:20.000 Yes, sir.

01:04:21.000 Yes, ma'am.

01:04:22.000 That happened to me, actually.

01:04:24.000 Oh, I know, me too.

01:04:25.000 Really?

01:04:26.000 Isn't it the worst thing?

01:04:28.000 No, it's definitely not the worst.

01:04:30.000 When you call a woman, yes, sir, it feels very worst. 0.97

01:04:33.000 No, I mean, I did it to a tranny. 1.00

01:04:36.000 Oh. 0.87

01:04:37.000 We were at a diner, and it's clearly a man that wanted to be a woman, long hair.

01:04:42.000 And I said, thank you, sir.

01:04:44.000 Man.

01:04:45.000 Exactly like that, actually.

01:04:47.000 And I saw him go, march off.

01:04:50.000 I'm like, I'm not the bad guy here.

01:04:53.000 You played dress up.

01:04:54.000 I got your rules wrong.

01:04:56.000 You're the bad guy.

01:04:57.000 If I dress up as Batman and you accidentally call me Gavin, not Batman, I'm the bad guy. 1.00

01:05:06.000 Except it's not October 31st, so get my fucking food. 0.99

01:05:10.000 Dude, I was thinking the same thing. 0.99

01:05:12.000 There was this woman. 0.96

01:05:12.000 She was kind of an older woman. 0.96

01:05:15.000 And I'm in the x-ray thing at the airport.

01:05:18.000 And she said, put your hands up. 0.98

01:05:20.000 And I almost said, yes, sir.

01:05:21.000 And I said, yes.

01:05:22.000 And then just stopped it.

01:05:23.000 And I was like, and I thought to myself, living in the south, that must be hard.

01:05:27.000 Because my immediate reaction is, yes, sir.

01:05:29.000 And then I just went.

01:05:31.000 All right, let's do the mailbag.

01:05:33.000 Okay.

01:05:35.000 If you wish. 1.00

01:05:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00

01:05:42.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:05:48.000 Let me touch it.

01:05:51.000 Doodle doodle doo, doo-doo-doo.

01:05:58.000 This is weird.

01:06:00.000 Oh, I know.

01:06:01.000 Why?

01:06:02.000 I think I know why.

01:06:04.000 Sometimes you have something in the search bar, and then it pulls up all these emails from like three years ago.

01:06:10.000 And you go, I haven't had a letter in three years.

01:06:14.000 Uh-oh.

01:06:15.000 I got to plug it in here.

01:06:17.000 Plug it in.

01:06:17.000 Plug it.

01:06:18.000 Did you steal my charger?

01:06:19.000 Yes, I did. 1.00

01:06:20.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:06:21.000 That was very inconsiderate. 1.00

01:06:23.000 That was a shitty thing that I did. 0.84

01:06:25.000 That's correct. 0.93

01:06:26.000 And I was even looking at it in my bag going, wow, that was a really shitty thing to do.

01:06:29.000 I have a phone, too. 0.95

01:06:30.000 I didn't know I could be so shitty. 0.67

01:06:33.000 Didn't you have no phone on the way up? 0.92

01:06:35.000 I had no AirPods on the way up, so I read Dostoevsky, and I'm still reading it now.

01:06:39.000 Pretty good guy.

01:06:40.000 He's good.

01:06:41.000 Yeah, he's pretty good at writing.

01:06:44.000 Yeah.

01:06:45.000 And now I'm struggling to learn which translation I should be reading because there's a couple of, there's like five main ones.

01:06:52.000 And I want to get it as Russian and Dostoevsky as possible because he had kind of idiosyncrasies or whatever.

01:06:58.000 So I want to.

01:06:59.000 You know what I wish that book had?

01:07:02.000 An index.

01:07:03.000 This one does.

01:07:04.000 Where you go to the back and it's of Kozlanov.

01:07:08.000 And it has a drawing of a guy with a beard, and it's like, first guy who murdered his mom.

01:07:14.000 Yes.

01:07:15.000 And then Shlupenplav, the police officer who arrested Kozmanov.

01:07:20.000 Because all those Russian names, I just, I kept forgetting who's who.

01:07:24.000 Vlitsimbov and Duvanov and Sritzelkov.

01:07:26.000 Where I got confused, they don't even tell you this, but first the character's Alexei, but then this Alexi or something, a totally different spelling.

01:07:35.000 And that's the same guy.

01:07:36.000 It's just I had to Google it, and it was like, yeah, that's a nickname for Alexei. 0.98

01:07:39.000 I was like, well, fucking, hey, sir. 0.57

01:07:41.000 Put it in the index. 0.93

01:07:42.000 Put it in the picture cards at the back.

01:07:44.000 What he tends to do, though, when he says the full name.

01:07:47.000 So even though you know it's Dimitri Karamazov, they still say the full name.

01:07:52.000 So that way, in the future, when they, I don't know, but he says the full name of the person.

01:07:57.000 Like every time.

01:07:58.000 Yeah, that book took so long for me to read.

01:08:01.000 When I bought it, it was like this thick.

01:08:03.000 By the time I was done, it was a ball.

01:08:05.000 Because of the paging and holding it forever.

01:08:08.000 It was spherical.

01:08:09.000 That's sick. 0.89

01:08:12.000 But yeah, those Russians know how to scribe a tale. 1.00

01:08:16.000 I haven't read it for fucking 30 years. 0.99

01:08:18.000 It's about a murder, right? 0.98

01:08:20.000 Apparently, it's about a murder, a trial, freedom.

01:08:24.000 I haven't gotten to that part yet.

01:08:25.000 I bet you'll be reading it, and it'll sound more fair than what the Jan 6 guys and the Prowboys go through.

01:08:36.000 Like that.

01:08:37.000 Wait, you got to do this.

01:08:38.000 This was go to 4-0.

01:08:43.000 I was looking at Max and John's.

01:08:46.000 Remember, we have it on the site, their appeal. 0.99

01:08:48.000 And it was three black judges, three women, who've totally fucked up the appeal. 1.00

01:08:52.000 They got Max and John confused, and they were rolling their eyes half the time. 0.99

01:08:57.000 And then there was the Asian guy who just left like a third of the way in.

01:09:02.000 And I'm looking at the three black female judges going, what are the odds they're there because of affirmative action? 1.00

01:09:08.000 And what are the odds they're there for meritocracy because they're just hardworking people? 0.98

01:09:12.000 Because we know black female judges tend to be really qualified and are never just the result of some bullshit policy. 1.00

01:09:20.000 And then when I saw this woman, I was like, is this the kind of person that decides Max and John's fate? 0.98

01:09:30.000 Someone is complaining about her. 0.98

01:09:32.000 I think the guy might be homosexual. 1.00

01:09:33.000 And she calls them gay racist faggots. 1.00

01:09:40.000 And she also adds that being gay is an abomination to mankind. 1.00

01:09:43.000 The Holy Ghost going get them. 0.99

01:09:45.000 She's also said litigants were liars if they have a Spanish sounding name. 0.96

01:09:52.000 Because Spanish people, so that's Colombians, Mexicans, all these different type of criminals, they have a deceitful trait that goes back to biblical times. 1.00

01:10:01.000 Huh. 0.98

01:10:02.000 That's a judge. 1.00

01:10:04.000 Judge hates white people. 1.00

01:10:06.000 She hates gay racist faggots. 1.00

01:10:08.000 And she thinks that Hispanics are natural liars. 1.00

01:10:14.000 You know what I heard from a cop once? 1.00

01:10:16.000 He said, yeah, Hispanics always flip. 1.00

01:10:19.000 Wow. 0.99

01:10:20.000 He goes, blacks, they'll hold out before ratting on their friends, but Hispanics, I can get them to flip in seconds. 1.00

01:10:27.000 Wow. 0.99

01:10:28.000 They don't even need encouraging.

01:10:29.000 They just hear that it's a better deal and boom.

01:10:32.000 Funny the things you hear when you listen to cops talk to cops.

01:10:36.000 Okay, glad you didn't go to jail for those warrants.

01:10:39.000 Isn't that the thing, though?

01:10:40.000 You didn't tell us what happened, so everyone drew conclusions, but a number of us drew the conclusion that it was one of those Gavin pranks because if something really bad happens, wouldn't Ryan announce it?

01:10:48.000 I just listened to the wrong opinion Josh interview with Owen.

01:10:51.000 Here are a few things I gathered.

01:10:53.000 Owen is a comedic policeman.

01:10:54.000 Owen says he cares, but not enough to find out more information on his own before blabbing to his viewers to create more content.

01:11:00.000 Owen is jealous of Gavin's wealth because Gavin has been more career successful than he has, but also doesn't seem to listen to Gavin enough to know how he became wealthy.

01:11:11.000 I started one of the largest media companies in the world and sold my shares at their peak.

01:11:16.000 That got me some scratch.

01:11:18.000 I sold an ad agency to Havas, one of the biggest ad agencies in the world.

01:11:22.000 That helped.

01:11:24.000 I bought a penthouse apartment at the peak of the real estate boom, Or, sorry, sold it at the peak right before Trump.

01:11:35.000 And also, we have 25,000 people spending $10 a month.

01:11:40.000 What's the confusion here?

01:11:43.000 And that's what's weird.

01:11:44.000 People say I stole money from the SPLC thing.

01:11:47.000 That money's there.

01:11:48.000 Talk to Ron Coleman.

01:11:52.000 And that's not that much money either for me living off for many years with my entire family.

01:11:58.000 The $17,000 donated to Proud Boys, was that including the art the art octopus.

01:12:04.000 Okay.

01:12:04.000 That's already given to Zenoa.

01:12:06.000 Right.

01:12:06.000 That's liquid money in her pocket, helping the kids.

01:12:10.000 Yeah.

01:12:10.000 I guess I should go back to doing those.

01:12:12.000 It's just hard.

01:12:12.000 I don't know if I have the octopus skills to draw, take super chats.

01:12:18.000 Plus, to be totally honest, it was a massive pain in the ass putting those things, the drawings in with the cardboard, sealing it up, getting all the addresses correct, going to the post office.

01:12:29.000 I remember after the shows, you would just be doing that. 0.92

01:12:32.000 It took me, like, it would take about an entire day at least. 0.87

01:12:39.000 And dealing with the complaints, and this is late, or I got the wrong one or some shit.

01:12:43.000 And then the platform banned us, so I don't even know if we had a platform last I checked, right?

01:12:48.000 Yeah.

01:12:48.000 Or do we?

01:12:49.000 I don't know.

01:12:49.000 I'd rather just give my own money than sell drawings.

01:12:53.000 Cameo was perfect.

01:12:55.000 Cameo was just, I would just sit down on my phone, make a funny face, whatever, and boom, a check would go to Zenoa.

01:13:02.000 But, what was his name, Ian Cox?

01:13:04.000 Look up the Vice article that says the founder of the Proud Boys, who are January 6th, is still on Cameo.

01:13:11.000 He got that shut down.

01:13:14.000 He lost Zenoa.

01:13:16.000 Dude, I think we were raising like $2,000 a month.

01:13:20.000 That's not bad.

01:13:21.000 That's a lot of scratch for a single mom with three kids. 1.00

01:13:31.000 There's a couple. 0.96

01:13:32.000 The Bears are spies on the censored network and how they suck at spying. 0.98

01:13:38.000 Yep. 0.92

01:13:38.000 So let's see his name. 0.92

01:13:40.000 Joseph Cox.

01:13:41.000 Joseph Cox.

01:13:42.000 Joseph, I think about you a lot.

01:13:45.000 Every time I look at Zenoa's kids, I remember Joseph Cox.

01:13:48.000 Although I did just forget his name.

01:13:52.000 Owen runs a new age pyramid scheme that's not shaped like a pyramid.

01:13:55.000 Basically, it's donate to Barteri, but I cannot have you live there for the safety of my family, but it's yours too, but you're not on the deed.

01:14:00.000 Owen thinks that money Gavin raises for the guys in lockup might be a scam.

01:14:04.000 Also, if you have a theory like that that I'm ripping off all these money, you can talk to Max and John.

01:14:09.000 They're on JPEG.

01:14:12.000 Their numbers, their address is public information.

01:14:14.000 Oh, this guy looks like a weasel.

01:14:19.000 He's one of those short alpha male, I mean, beta male British guys who has skinny arms. 0.77

01:14:24.000 France is full of them. 1.00

01:14:28.000 Fucking douche. 1.00

01:14:31.000 Might be a scam. 1.00

01:14:32.000 Mr. Sally Struthers himself.

01:14:34.000 Here's one thing I don't get, and I want to drop the subject of this guy.

01:14:37.000 I'm never speaking to him again.

01:14:38.000 But we did show that documentary here on the show, right?

01:14:44.000 Where people were there building cabins.

01:14:48.000 So one side of the story is that he took the money and just kept it for himself.

01:14:54.000 The other side is that Bear Terry exists.

01:14:56.000 I guess the million-dollar question is, can you show up and stay in one of those cabins?

01:15:04.000 The only way to find out would be to come a bear.

01:15:08.000 Hey, I'm fag bear.

01:15:09.000 Can I come stay at the cabin? 1.00

01:15:13.000 Someone sends an article going, this sounds like bullshit. 0.99

01:15:18.000 Man murdered wife, shot daughter after being sucked down cue rabbit hole, family confirms. 0.99

01:15:23.000 Well, this is a very convenient narrative because if you can prove something like this, then the next step is, this is why we have to ban right-wing media.

01:15:32.000 It saves lives.

01:15:33.000 These people become murderers after they follow Trump.

01:15:37.000 So let's make supporting Trump the same as QAnon.

01:15:44.000 And then once we establish that, we can ban everything right wing because it's QAnon related and QAnon leads to death. 0.92

01:15:51.000 QAnon doesn't say kill your...

01:15:56.000 It's like I was.

01:15:58.000 Columbine was inspired by Dancing Queen by ABBA.

01:16:01.000 It's like, that's weird.

01:16:03.000 They never mentioned killing people.

01:16:04.000 And for the 10 billionth time, we can't even find QAnon.

01:16:12.000 It's not like a Twitter feed.

01:16:15.000 Someone's mad at me for saying I don't get colonization.

01:16:18.000 It sounds like liberal stuff.

01:16:20.000 He goes, just buying stuff doesn't cut it.

01:16:22.000 Colonization is a way to make sure you have reliable access not only to the supplies you want, but the systems that produce them.

01:16:26.000 It is a way to establish sovereign control and financial accounting, and it makes it way cheaper to get that stuff.

01:16:31.000 The East India Company almost single-handedly reversed the trend of gold and silver being drained to the East, something that had been happening since Roman times.

01:16:40.000 That's an interesting point.

01:16:42.000 So there's a mine in Brazil or even South Africa, and the Chinese are mining it, and they're getting all the diamonds. 0.99

01:16:52.000 We should get it.

01:16:54.000 Like, if you don't colonize, someone else will.

01:16:57.000 It could be a baddie.

01:17:02.000 Something that had been happening since Roman times and produced a monumental boom back in Europe, especially England.

01:17:07.000 Had this not happened, today we could have lived in a world of Chinese supremacy. 1.00

01:17:11.000 Besides, we're talking the era of wooden ships.

01:17:13.000 You need to be able to defend your traders from hostiles, so you might as well build some bases and take over.

01:17:20.000 One of your problems with colonization is that it Africanizes and Arabizes Europe, but this is a very recent phenomenon that's left. 0.99

01:17:27.000 And then he says, beyond all that, you've got to admit it's a pretty cool expression of the male drive.

01:17:31.000 Show the picture that comes with this, Ryan.

01:17:34.000 It's something that only people with a winner's mindset can do and has allowed Europe to enjoy dominion over most of the world.

01:17:40.000 I know, I know, but I just look at that map and I go, I don't want that.

01:17:45.000 I don't want Africa. 1.00

01:17:46.000 I don't want South America. 0.77

01:17:48.000 I definitely don't want the Middle East or India. 1.00

01:17:51.000 I'll take New Zealand and Australia, I guess.

01:17:54.000 They're pretty cool.

01:17:56.000 I want South Africa, I guess. 1.00

01:17:59.000 The rest can go fuck themselves. 1.00

01:18:05.000 The Vegas show. 1.00

01:18:06.000 Hey, Gavin, team, I had the opportunity to attend the Vegas show, and I'm glad I brought the good tickets. 0.88

01:18:12.000 Unfortunately, nobody bonked the Jew-obsessed dudes in the back.

01:18:15.000 Oh, some guy yelled out $6 million wasn't enough when I was doing a Jewish joke. 0.97

01:18:22.000 But it was pretty funny despite the troll.

01:18:23.000 I don't think the Prowboys in Vegas understand the top button thing. 1.00

01:18:26.000 My buddies and I have been doing the top button since before the club.

01:18:29.000 It didn't originate with the club.

01:18:30.000 Well, mods used to button their top button on their polos.

01:18:37.000 I brought a family member who knows nothing about the culture, which was half the entertainment for me to totally expose a family member to the culture with no prior warning.

01:18:43.000 It was fantastic.

01:18:45.000 We skipped out on the selfies, but I'm sure my phone will be really disappointed.

01:18:51.000 Oh, yeah, there's two guys that got tattooed.

01:18:53.000 Well, a man and a woman couple that got tattoos.

01:18:56.000 Did you see those?

01:18:58.000 Yeah.

01:18:59.000 So did they show up at the thing?

01:19:00.000 Yeah, they did.

01:19:02.000 They didn't know how to redeem it, no.

01:19:03.000 So I'm going to reimburse them and then just.

01:19:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:11.000 Oh, yeah, maybe they got confused.

01:19:13.000 When they bought the ticket, they were like, I guess that's it for us, but they should have showed them at the gate.

01:19:18.000 Here's the picture.

01:19:19.000 Wait, no, no, I'm not refunding.

01:19:21.000 If you bought your ticket and then you want it refunded because you have the ego tattoo, that's a no.

01:19:25.000 If you get to the door and you show your ego tattoo and they say no, you can't come in, that I'll refund.

01:19:30.000 I'll ask them.

01:19:33.000 She took some liberties.

01:19:34.000 Yeah, because I was very strict about it in Orlando.

01:19:39.000 Yeah, that's not the exact tattoo, but we'll take it.

01:19:44.000 He's got the sparkle. 1.00

01:19:47.000 Stupid angle on the abortion thing, says this guy. 1.00

01:19:50.000 And he says, what if they are pressuring for day of birth operations just so they can experiment on human fetuses? 1.00

01:19:56.000 The more they can convince the public to separate it from being an actual baby, the more likely they can convince them to allow for science to mess with it.

01:20:03.000 I would have called you a nut six years ago.

01:20:07.000 Not today. 0.93

01:20:09.000 I am totally okay with that theory.

01:20:12.000 I think it's totally possible.

01:20:15.000 Six years ago, I would have said, no, no, no, that's crazy.

01:20:18.000 No one's doing experiments on babies.

01:20:22.000 It's just what, and this is, still part of me thinks this is the most likely thing.

01:20:27.000 The left are so arrogant and they hate us so much that they take our worst case scenario and they own it.

01:20:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:20:36.000 Oh, you're gay? 1.00

01:20:38.000 Okay, but are you going to start grooming kids? 1.00

01:20:42.000 Yeah, I am, actually.

01:20:43.000 I'm going to call them minor attracted persons.

01:20:46.000 Don't say the word pedophile.

01:20:47.000 Like that woman, that teacher. 0.91

01:20:49.000 I don't think she's a pedophile.

01:20:51.000 I think she was trying to shock us and be so outside the box. 0.83

01:20:55.000 And Beto O'Rourke did it too. 0.72

01:20:56.000 He goes, yeah, we are coming for your guns.

01:20:58.000 We're going to take them.

01:21:00.000 And I think with that, we said, okay, well, I know you want to have an abortion, but can we at least say no to 27 weeks or at least no third trimester?

01:21:10.000 And so to spite us, they go, no, we're not saying no to that.

01:21:12.000 We're saying yes to that.

01:21:13.000 Third trimester is no problem.

01:21:14.000 The day it's born, you can get an abortion. 1.00

01:21:16.000 It's a fuck you. 1.00

01:21:18.000 I'd say 85%. 1.00

01:21:21.000 That's what it is.

01:21:22.000 But I think there's a 15% chance this guy's right.

01:21:26.000 I mean, we caught them selling them, right?

01:21:30.000 In Britain, we caught them using abortions to heat the building. 0.99

01:21:35.000 They were being used as firewood.

01:21:37.000 Oh, my.

01:21:38.000 What?

01:21:38.000 Yes.

01:21:39.000 I must have missed that one or purposely forgot it because that's horrific.

01:21:42.000 Yeah.

01:21:44.000 Look it up.

01:21:44.000 Hospital, UK Bio-Waste, Babies, Heating.

01:21:53.000 Paul Joseph Watson broke it.

01:21:58.000 This guy wants fanny pack advice.

01:22:01.000 I think the only way you can pull off a fanny pack.

01:22:04.000 Yeah.

01:22:05.000 Oh, wow.

01:22:07.000 Telegraph is reported that in the United Kingdom, bodies of more than 15,000 aborted and miscarried babies have been burned in incinerators over the past two years.

01:22:16.000 Wow.

01:22:18.000 That turns my stomach in a way that it's never turned before.

01:22:22.000 So this guy wants fanny pack advice.

01:22:26.000 And here's my two cents. 0.69

01:22:27.000 You can wear a fanny pack if it's silly.

01:22:31.000 So you have red shorts on, chucks, low-cut chucks with no socks.

01:22:38.000 The fanny pack says USA on it.

01:22:42.000 Maybe a tank top with Budweiser on it.

01:22:46.000 And maybe a hat, a baseball hat that says NASCAR.

01:22:50.000 That's fine.

01:22:51.000 You cannot wear a fanny pack business casual like a cool leather one.

01:22:57.000 Yeah, I'm not sure I can support Joe on that.

01:23:01.000 I wonder what's in there, though. 0.99

01:23:03.000 Thank God I didn't go with him and Kumia to one of the biggest fights of the year so I could go to a meeting where people say, who the fuck let you in? 0.98

01:23:12.000 We did go to Nobu. 1.00

01:23:13.000 That shit ruled. 0.99

01:23:14.000 Yeah, like Kumia's seat was like three back. 1.00

01:23:18.000 Yeah.

01:23:20.000 He's going to be in the next meme of Rogan going. 1.00

01:23:26.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:23:27.000 Fucking Mark Wahlberg was there, fuck. 1.00

01:23:30.000 Fucking Mark Wahlberry, fuck. 1.00

01:23:31.000 I saw some meme going around of Calvin Klein 1992, Calvin Klein, 2022. 1.00

01:23:38.000 And the 1992 is Mark Wahlberg and Kate Moss with their shirts off wearing Calvin Klein like this.

01:23:44.000 They both look like Aryan superheroes. 1.00

01:23:47.000 And then the modern one was some fucking brown tranny guy with huge tits and some other fucking humpty-dumpty. 1.00

01:23:54.000 There we go. 1.00

01:23:55.000 Big fucking tits. 1.00

01:23:58.000 Did we drop that this time? 1.00

01:24:00.000 That did not make an appearance this show, right? 1.00

01:24:02.000 The big fucking tits? 1.00

01:24:03.000 The crowd was waiting for it. 1.00

01:24:05.000 What do you mean, like on stage?

01:24:06.000 Yeah, was that said?

01:24:07.000 No, he did it in the podcast.

01:24:08.000 I don't think we're going to do the podcast next time.

01:24:10.000 Okay.

01:24:11.000 We'll still do the meet and greet, but it's really anticlimactic to have three guys come out and give their best material, and then I end with my whole slam dunk thing.

01:24:19.000 Yeah!

01:24:20.000 And then you come out and sit down and just natter.

01:24:24.000 I don't know.

01:24:25.000 Maybe do the podcast first.

01:24:29.000 But then that's getting off the stage.

01:24:32.000 No, it's better to do a stand-up set and have jokes you've been working on.

01:24:36.000 Bing, bang, boom.

01:24:37.000 You know, I think it would be cool.

01:24:38.000 Backstage, we'll get you a little set up so you could do a podcast, decompress, and talk, and then we can get a little bit of a push-up. 0.94

01:24:42.000 That's not a bad idea.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, and then have it somewhere else.

01:24:46.000 Sure, that works.

01:24:48.000 But yeah, I don't know.

01:24:51.000 And then we said, well, we'll do a Q ⁇ A. No one had any questions.

01:24:56.000 No one was asking if bum bags in Australia are acceptable.

01:25:02.000 Okay, we'll end with this one.

01:25:04.000 As we said earlier, Woman King defending slavery gets 100% on the tomato meter. 1.00

01:25:13.000 I think it's the Tom-anometer.

01:25:15.000 All right, let's do the...

01:25:19.000 What did you call it?

01:25:20.000 Tomatometer?

01:25:21.000 Tomometer.

01:25:22.000 Yeah, you're right. 0.99

01:25:23.000 Let's get down to some fucking final vids. 0.96

01:25:41.000 This is one of the most beautiful knockouts I've ever seen in my life. 0.99

01:25:44.000 This knockout is a knockout.

01:25:45.000 This is a knockout of a knockout.

01:25:50.000 What?

01:25:50.000 Did I hear someone talk about did poo-poo?

01:25:54.000 By the way, wait, before you show this, there's a moral here.

01:25:57.000 You'll notice I've seen this a few times. 0.99

01:26:00.000 The guy with the biggest mouth talking the most shit is the one who gets laid out. 0.99

01:26:05.000 Well, I just gave away the ending. 1.00

01:26:06.000 Uh-oh.

01:26:07.000 They've got kind of Northern English accents, I think. 1.00

01:26:14.000 You got your fucking nose. 1.00

01:26:17.000 Get the fucking cutscene. 1.00

01:26:20.000 Get the fuck off. 1.00

01:26:21.000 I'll mock you in the next week. 1.00

01:26:22.000 You cut.

01:26:24.000 That's my line. 1.00

01:26:27.000 You moved to the rear for a fucking bat anoint. 1.00

01:26:34.000 I'll knock you in the next week. 1.00

01:26:35.000 It's a laugh, too.

01:26:35.000 I'm with you.

01:26:36.000 Your kids are over there. 1.00

01:26:37.000 No, fuck off. 1.00

01:26:38.000 Go away. 1.00

01:26:39.000 You moved over here for a fucking bad night. 1.00

01:26:40.000 We'll get the fuck out of my head. 1.00

01:26:42.000 Holy cow. 1.00

01:26:43.000 Holy cow. 0.89

01:26:45.000 Good night.

01:26:46.000 I love when guys just walk away after a knockout, too.

01:26:49.000 It's so cool. 1.00

01:26:50.000 *Fucking fat noise* *Fucking fat noise* *Fucking fat noise* *Fucking fat noise* Anyway, I'm outta here. 1.00

01:26:56.000 *Fucking fat noise* 1.00

01:26:58.000 I hope when you see someone knocked out, too, and everyone starts trying to pick him up. 0.99

01:27:02.000 Yeah.

01:27:02.000 He's just going to fall again.

01:27:03.000 Just leave him be there.

01:27:04.000 Yeah, check his pulse.

01:27:06.000 It's kind of a bro instinct here where he's falling and you're like, I don't know if he tried.

01:27:10.000 Is that another punch?

01:27:12.000 He doesn't know that it was successful.

01:27:14.000 It just happened a nanosecond ago.

01:27:17.000 He's making sure the guy's out.

01:27:19.000 And he's out for a week. 1.00

01:27:20.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:27:22.000 All right, lads. 0.99

01:27:23.000 So I guess we'll see you tomorrow night, 8 to 10, the live show.

01:27:27.000 Exciting. 0.99

01:27:28.000 And shit like that. 0.99

01:27:31.000 Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 1.00

01:27:35.000 Oh yes, till I'm dead I swear to God I'll do it my way.

01:27:40.000 Pride it all my life now every day is Friday.

01:27:42.000 Independent legend unheard of at my age.

01:27:44.000 Middle finger flipping got scribbles on my face.

01:27:46.000 I will not go mainstream dog, you know I hate pop.

01:27:50.000 I'll be screaming, the industry is.

01:27:52.000 To my face, pop.

01:27:59.000 No one knows your name, that's why you always got the name.

01:28:04.000 Middle fingers, in the face.

01:28:10.000 I ain't gonna chill, homie, what now?

01:28:12.000 I'm so the biggest in the f found. 0.84

01:28:14.000 I'm a nigga independent with much more. 0.92

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 12, 2022

S4E161 - LEAVING LAS VEGAS

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