Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 06, 2023


S4E213 - GETTING HOT AT THE BODY SHOP


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

140.13559

Word Count

689

Sentence Count

79

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

Gavin is going to Dallas to do a stand-up comedy show with Alex Stein, and it's going to be a crazy four days in the Big Apple. He talks about what it's like being a dad, and why he thinks it's important to spend time with your kids.


Transcript

00:01:03.000 I think they're from Brighton, Fraser Chorus, doing a little cover of Anarchy in the UK.
00:01:10.000 I thought that would be fun.
00:01:11.000 Listening to a lot of covers this weekend.
00:01:13.000 I found some really horrible fucking dance music cover CD of crass.
00:01:22.000 Really horrible.
00:01:24.000 Really bad.
00:01:25.000 A lot of the time these Brits.
00:01:26.000 The thing about British people is it's cold and it's rainy out so they stay inside.
00:01:32.000 So they all make music and they all love music and they all, you know, collect music.
00:01:37.000 But not everyone should make music, you know?
00:01:41.000 A lot of the time it's crap.
00:01:42.000 It's really dodgy.
00:01:46.000 I'm going to have to pre-type a lot of episodes today because I'm going away to Dallas.
00:01:52.000 Alex Stein's got his new show out, so I'm going to be there for the debut.
00:01:58.000 I've got to be there for fucking Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
00:02:03.000 Wait a minute.
00:02:04.000 Is it a movie?
00:02:06.000 Wait one second here.
00:02:08.000 Hey Gavin, we're filming a movie.
00:02:10.000 Come on.
00:02:11.000 Yeah, I could easily film a movie.
00:02:13.000 I don't want to go to Dallas for four days.
00:02:15.000 I think the Thursday flight was too late.
00:02:19.000 Wait a minute.
00:02:20.000 Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.
00:02:23.000 This is maniacal.
00:02:25.000 Going to Dallas for four days to do one 10-minute appearance?
00:02:29.000 No way.
00:02:30.000 I got it.
00:02:30.000 I'm so stupid with this shit.
00:02:32.000 I always go like, yeah, yeah, that's fine.
00:02:34.000 Sure.
00:02:34.000 Yeah, I'll leave Tuesday.
00:02:35.000 Tuesday's a travel day.
00:02:36.000 Wednesday's a show.
00:02:37.000 I'm going to do a stand-up at TK's again.
00:02:40.000 I think when we did that last tour, TK's was the best.
00:02:44.000 It was so great.
00:02:45.000 Well, there's four shows.
00:02:47.000 Oops.
00:02:48.000 Oopsie.
00:02:50.000 It's four shows, you know.
00:02:53.000 And each of them were good.
00:02:54.000 I usually fly in somewhere and fly out that same night because I get bored.
00:02:59.000 What have I done?
00:03:01.000 What idiocy have I allowed into my life?
00:03:06.000 I'm so mad at myself.
00:03:07.000 Anyway, I'm going to record a bunch of shows.
00:03:10.000 And then I'll just do a bunch of shit.
00:03:12.000 That's the way you survive a boring trip, is just cram shit into there.
00:03:18.000 And I'm a lot to handle, so people don't want to hang out with me for four days.
00:03:22.000 So I just, I give everyone little G doses.
00:03:25.000 Probably see the Proud Boys down there, DF, Dallas Fort Worth.
00:03:29.000 And then, you know, some other speckles.
00:03:33.000 You can give me way more than a dose of Gab.
00:03:35.000 I mean, I could take so much Gab.
00:03:37.000 Are you kidding me?
00:03:38.000 Wow.
00:03:39.000 Oh, my God.
00:03:41.000 Of course I don't drink.
00:03:42.000 I'll have a sip.
00:03:43.000 I mean, I've been known to have a sip.
00:03:45.000 I've had beers with him.
00:03:46.000 And people who don't drink when they have beers with you, it's like they're drinking eggnog or something.
00:03:51.000 They take forever to finish their beer.
00:03:53.000 Yeah, it's warm.
00:03:54.000 Why is beer always warm?
00:03:55.000 I don't get it.
00:03:56.000 My beers are freezing cold to the last drop.
00:03:58.000 Oh, you're only in my hand for a minute.
00:04:01.000 I had a great weekend, by the way, this week, and I'm very happy with my behavior as a dad.
00:04:05.000 I think it was that big talk I gave on Friday where I said, spend time with your kids.
00:04:09.000 90% of them, your time with them is pre-10.
00:04:12.000 A lot of the time when I'm talking to you guys, I'm actually talking to myself, or at least I'm generally including myself.
00:04:18.000 And I was mad at myself for not spending more time with the kids.
00:04:21.000 Great day.
00:04:24.000 Wife took the son to the Knicks game.
00:04:26.000 She sent me pictures of him.
00:04:28.000 And I'm like, my son's a man.
00:04:31.000 He's a dude.
00:04:33.000 He's over six feet tall.
00:04:36.000 He said to me the other day, he goes, you know, I can take you, right?
00:04:38.000 Oh, shit.
00:04:39.000 And I go, you want a jump frog?
00:04:41.000 He was mad at me because I took some of his popcorn, which isn't a very adult male thing to be mad about.
00:04:46.000 I was like, let's go, buddy.
00:04:49.000 And it was easy pinning him down, holding him there.
00:04:53.000 Saying, you ready?
00:04:54.000 You done?
00:04:54.000 Are you done?