Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 14, 2023


S4E217 - WHAT HAPPENS IN THE SKY STAYS IN THE SKY


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

149.58333

Word Count

718

Sentence Count

87

Hate Speech Sentences

1


Summary

In this episode, the boys discuss a variety of topics including: 1. Joe Rogan vs. Tommy Robinson 2. What would you do if you were in a boxing match with someone other than your opponent? 3. How would you feel about being hit in the head with a punch? 4. Is it better to punch someone else than someone you know? 5. What's the worst thing someone has ever done to you? 6. What do you think of the new music the band Sleaford Mods are playing? 7. What are your thoughts on the new song "Sleaford Mod" by Florence Shaw?


Transcript

00:00:17.000 Get off my lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
00:00:20.000 I'm losing in the end and I got too far.
00:00:23.000 Forced ten from Never Rope.
00:00:24.000 It's a shot fired hard.
00:00:26.000 because we never ate it in the box of isolation Jason, why does the darkness elope Cross-sectioned?
00:00:41.000 It's not a drink.
00:00:42.000 And I don't fucking smoke.
00:00:46.000 Jason, why does the darkness halo?
00:00:50.000 Cross-sectioned, it's not a drink, and I don't fucking smoke.
00:00:57.000 Mum can't reach, and then a pause.
00:01:00.000 You look different, a large green blob.
00:01:03.000 Allergic to your own things.
00:01:05.000 Get married and go on safari.
00:01:08.000 Fucking viral, fucking Batman video.
00:01:10.000 You fucking moron.
00:01:12.000 Why don't you phone up?
00:01:13.000 Spine bend, legs sink, scooter club, shit smells.
00:01:17.000 My roadkill hat, don't touch it.
00:01:24.000 That was Sleaford Mods featuring Florence Shaw.
00:01:28.000 Force 10 from Navarone is the name of the song.
00:01:31.000 Florence Shaw was the bird we had yesterday from the band Dry Cleaning.
00:01:35.000 Great vibes, man.
00:01:37.000 Great original stuff.
00:01:39.000 I miss Tommy Robinson.
00:01:41.000 Right before COVID, I was going to fight him.
00:01:44.000 And I've been thinking about this a lot recently.
00:01:46.000 I would much rather fight Tommy Robinson than Joe Rogan.
00:01:50.000 Really?
00:01:50.000 Now, both could beat me up.
00:01:53.000 But this is very hard to explain.
00:01:56.000 But I think Tommy, and this is going to sound crazy, understands violence better than Joe does.
00:02:04.000 I immediately understand what you're saying, yeah.
00:02:06.000 Like, Joe would want to, Joe is American.
00:02:10.000 He's West Coast now.
00:02:12.000 It's part of who he is.
00:02:14.000 And he would want to show me how strong he is and how he can kick ass.
00:02:20.000 Yes.
00:02:22.000 You know what I mean?
00:02:22.000 Like, he did that unprovoked with your tie because you were wearing a tie.
00:02:26.000 Like, he doesn't even know how to introduce violence.
00:02:29.000 You're just like, you're wearing a tie.
00:02:30.000 I can kill you with that.
00:02:31.000 I don't remember that.
00:02:33.000 Yeah.
00:02:35.000 But I'm not sure how I feel about this shirt with its little wrinkle there.
00:02:40.000 These are American-made shirts.
00:02:42.000 They're like 50 bucks.
00:02:44.000 They last forever.
00:02:45.000 They're really thick.
00:02:46.000 And I like supporting American business.
00:02:49.000 I'll find out what they're called.
00:02:50.000 Should I find out what they're called?
00:02:51.000 You want me to look at the tag?
00:02:52.000 Yeah.
00:02:53.000 Come look at the tag.
00:02:54.000 That's the easiest way to look it up.
00:02:56.000 Big A, I think.
00:02:57.000 Big A. Oh, fuck.
00:03:04.000 They're tagging us, bro.
00:03:05.000 Yeah.
00:03:07.000 Oh, maybe it's just a Haynes and I ripped off the tag?
00:03:10.000 All right, I'll dig it up.
00:03:11.000 Sorry, that's a dumb thing to waste your time with.
00:03:15.000 But like, let me explain how it would go, and then you can figure out why.
00:03:19.000 If I was to spar Tommy, he actually spars in my hometown of Luton.
00:03:24.000 I mean, sorry, Hitchen, where I was born.
00:03:27.000 So I'd be going to a boxing club that was in the town I was born in, and I just feel like he could perfectly gauge my level, you know, even if I hit him too hard, I feel like he'd be like, oh, right, Mike, take it easy.
00:03:41.000 You know?
00:03:42.000 He wouldn't get remotely mad the entire time.
00:03:44.000 By the way, I think I'm concussed from this morning.
00:03:48.000 I was doing my classic trademark bonk, bonk, bonk.
00:03:52.000 And the way it works, the way it really works is to not look up.
00:03:56.000 So you're down there, and the guy's like, oh, he's going for my belly.
00:03:59.000 So he puts his arms down.
00:04:00.000 That's how you get him.
00:04:02.000 But you're also, that's a dumb way to do it.
00:04:04.000 I should be going like this, bonk, bonk, bonk.
00:04:06.000 Right?
00:04:08.000 It's a stupid thing to do because you're like this.
00:04:11.000 So he just went wham on the top of my head.
00:04:15.000 Wow.
00:04:16.000 And my eyeballs still hurt.
00:04:17.000 Like, I feel unusual.
00:04:20.000 I almost stopped the fight.
00:04:21.000 That was odd.
00:04:23.000 A punch on the top of your head really rocks you.
00:04:25.000 And then people were talking later, like, yeah, you, blah, blah, you're going to be going that thing.
00:04:29.000 And I was like, it made me shy.
00:04:33.000 Like, I was sort of like, I don't know.
00:04:34.000 Yeah.
00:04:36.000 Yo, gee, you out?
00:04:37.000 You leaving?
00:04:39.000 Bye.
00:04:39.000 See you later.
00:04:42.000 It changed me.
00:04:43.000 Yeah, it humbles you in a way that I. Yeah, I didn't want to talk to anyone.
00:04:47.000 Yo, is that your bag?