Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 15, 2023


S4E253 - SUB-ANARCHY


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

181.40468

Word Count

904

Sentence Count

107

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about his weekend in New York City and how he almost got run over by a guy who thought he was a pussy. Also, he talks about the worst comeback in the history of comebacks.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 They never last too long, and when I think of things, they always turn out wrong.
00:00:24.000 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:00:35.000 When they say something, nobody meets me.
00:00:38.000 When they trip by myself, everybody makes it up.
00:00:41.000 And when they say something, you always suck it up.
00:00:44.000 And when I try to help, it never is enough.
00:00:52.000 Great band.
00:00:54.000 Great band.
00:00:55.000 They could stand and make a lot of money.
00:00:58.000 There's few things more lucrative than the young girl dollar.
00:01:03.000 No one spends more money than young girls.
00:01:06.000 And I think what happened was there was some sort of like concert, battle of the band silly thing.
00:01:11.000 And they made this band out of paper mache and stuck some people together with band-aid tape.
00:01:20.000 What the fuck is band-aid tape?
00:01:22.000 And then it was so incredibly popular, they said, okay, let's actually make this a real band.
00:01:27.000 And so they started, you know, getting real drummers.
00:01:30.000 And the fact that there are so many Asians in it is just a coincidence.
00:01:33.000 Don't mean nothing.
00:01:35.000 They're all LA people.
00:01:37.000 How was your weekend, Ryan?
00:01:39.000 Oh, I. It was good.
00:01:41.000 Oh, I means yes.
00:01:42.000 Thanks for giving away the green screen.
00:01:44.000 That never happened, so I don't know what you mean.
00:01:46.000 Just taking a note for no reason.
00:01:48.000 What did you do?
00:01:49.000 Oh, me?
00:01:50.000 Well, I actually did do a good amount.
00:01:54.000 So I visited the in-laws yesterday.
00:01:57.000 Orange.
00:01:58.000 And then I went to, this was pretty nuts.
00:02:01.000 I can't really talk about much of this because it's like private people.
00:02:07.000 But I went to the friend that passed away's tribute.
00:02:11.000 So they had a memorial thing.
00:02:12.000 He's got a foundation for the disease he died of.
00:02:15.000 So it was a good event there.
00:02:17.000 Saw lots of people that I hadn't seen in years and years and years.
00:02:20.000 It's all a secret.
00:02:22.000 It's a secret what happened.
00:02:24.000 So there was a little bit of a.
00:02:26.000 I could skip to the part that's actually interesting.
00:02:28.000 So there was a disagreement about something.
00:02:33.000 One of the members in my friend's band, the drummer of my friend's band, he said, I heard about you.
00:02:42.000 I know what kind of guy you are.
00:02:44.000 Oh, you're a fascist.
00:02:45.000 I was like, oh, interesting.
00:02:46.000 Okay.
00:02:47.000 And this happened.
00:02:49.000 I tried to shake his hand.
00:02:50.000 I was like, hey, man, good set.
00:02:51.000 And I knew this guy for years, but I hadn't talked to him.
00:02:54.000 And I was like, bro, I knew you for years.
00:02:55.000 You're not going to shake my hand.
00:02:56.000 I went to go shake his hand.
00:02:57.000 He said, shit, I know about you.
00:02:59.000 And I was like, I've known you for years, dude.
00:03:01.000 He's like, we've jammed once.
00:03:03.000 And I was like, that's a good point.
00:03:05.000 You made me feel so stupid.
00:03:07.000 I was like, yeah, but that was years ago.
00:03:09.000 And technically, I'm shrinking.
00:03:11.000 And I was like, I know you for years, but whatever.
00:03:13.000 So I was like, okay, fine.
00:03:14.000 And he starts walking out to unload his shit to the car.
00:03:17.000 And I start following him.
00:03:18.000 I was like, you know what?
00:03:18.000 I had a couple beers in me, which is rare.
00:03:21.000 And I was like, you're a pussy, by the way.
00:03:23.000 I don't know if you knew that.
00:03:24.000 Did you know that?
00:03:25.000 And I'm just antagonizing him.
00:03:26.000 That's a good tactic.
00:03:27.000 The best defense is a good offense.
00:03:29.000 Yeah.
00:03:30.000 I was like, I don't think you really do know about me.
00:03:32.000 I'm actually a really nice guy, but I know for sure that you're a pussy because you wouldn't just shake my hand.
00:03:35.000 Perfect.
00:03:36.000 Yeah, and then I kept following him.
00:03:37.000 Fish kissed.
00:03:38.000 Now, fish kiss.
00:03:40.000 And now I'm at the car, my buddy's car, well, I'm friends with the bassist.
00:03:45.000 And then they're all standing around there, and I keep calling him a pussy.
00:03:50.000 And he's like, dude, you have an ego like ice.
00:03:52.000 And I was like, what?
00:03:54.000 What?
00:03:55.000 I don't know what that means.
00:03:56.000 That's the worst comeback in the history of comebacks.
00:04:00.000 And that sounds cool.
00:04:01.000 Yeah.
00:04:02.000 In fact, at my kids' baseball games, at my youngest baseball game, the reason I'm always red these days is because I'm watching kids baseball all weekend, so I'm just sunburnt.
00:04:11.000 But my wife was yelling out, he's got ice in his veins.
00:04:15.000 Like at a pitcher who was really good.
00:04:17.000 Yeah, that's good.
00:04:18.000 It's good to have ice and ego.
00:04:19.000 Those are all good things.
00:04:21.000 And ego is supposed to be dissolved for the most part.
00:04:25.000 You don't want an ego made of glass.
00:04:27.000 I mean, of steel.
00:04:28.000 Yeah, your ego is made of like balsa wood.
00:04:31.000 You're fragile.
00:04:32.000 Right.
00:04:33.000 Ice is also fragile, but I'm not saying that I have to.
00:04:35.000 It's not that fragile.
00:04:37.000 An iceberg is not that fragile.
00:04:38.000 It took down the Titanic.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, imagine it.
00:04:40.000 Ew.
00:04:40.000 Imagine if I came back and I was like, yeah, the iceberg that sunk the Titanic.
00:04:45.000 He'd be like, you're actually gay now, too.
00:04:47.000 We're both gay.
00:04:48.000 We should kiss.
00:04:48.000 So anyway, I'm like, hey, is there any if I call you?
00:04:52.000 And now my buddy's like, what's going on here?
00:04:54.000 I was like, I'm just calling your drummer a pussy because he wouldn't shake my hand.
00:04:57.000 He's like, I was like, unless you have a problem with me.