Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 16, 2023


S4E254 - SATAN IS KICKING ASS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

125.63758

Word Count

624

Sentence Count

84

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about the new punk band Flatfoot 56 and why they are better than the old punk bands. They also discuss the dangers of wearing flip-flops in public, and why the color blue is a bad color.


Transcript

00:01:00.000 That was the Chisel classic cockney band, made up, kind of a supergroup made up of a bunch of other great bands.
00:01:11.000 They sound like an homage to late 70s OI, like Cockney Rejects.
00:01:16.000 And I've noticed with an Omar, they're often better than the original.
00:01:22.000 This band's better than the Cockney Rejects.
00:01:25.000 I bet the Cockney Rejects would agree.
00:01:28.000 So culture is often built standing on the shoulders of others.
00:01:36.000 There's very few totally original things.
00:01:37.000 It's usually someone trying to mimic something that inspired them, and they think it's a pale imitation, but it's often better.
00:01:46.000 I said that about Flatfoot 56.
00:01:50.000 They were better than the old punk bands.
00:01:53.000 I would argue that the new punk bands are better than the old punk bands.
00:01:58.000 30 covers better than the originals?
00:02:00.000 Like, All Along the Watchtower.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, All Along the Watchtower by Bob Dylan sucks balls.
00:02:07.000 Excuse you.
00:02:08.000 It's okay.
00:02:10.000 Does not suck balls.
00:02:11.000 Bob Dylan is so fucking overrated.
00:02:14.000 That's true.
00:02:14.000 I hate that guy.
00:02:15.000 I met his son once, Jacob.
00:02:18.000 We got into an argument about immigration.
00:02:20.000 Hey, I don't think they should be, you know.
00:02:23.000 We have plenty of room, apparently.
00:02:25.000 Plenty of room.
00:02:27.000 I was at my kids' baseball game on the weekend, and I was wearing red wings, $350, that Orwell and Thurgood, whatever the Nashville DeGene place is that I told you about.
00:02:41.000 Those pants are $200.
00:02:43.000 And like a $50 American giant t-shirt made in America.
00:02:47.000 I'm doing an homage to the working class, blue-collar chic, right?
00:02:52.000 Watching the game, I realized my buddy Huey, F-D-N-Y, is in.
00:02:56.000 It's in the Bronx.
00:02:57.000 So I realize we're near his house.
00:02:58.000 I go, do you live near here?
00:03:00.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm right down the street.
00:03:01.000 I'll come by.
00:03:01.000 I know I'm from the gym.
00:03:03.000 He comes by.
00:03:04.000 He's got slides on.
00:03:07.000 He's got basketball shorts that are basically a kilt.
00:03:11.000 And a t-shirt on.
00:03:14.000 And I go, would it kill you to wear shoes?
00:03:17.000 He's like, no, I like this.
00:03:19.000 I've got to breathe.
00:03:20.000 I love walking.
00:03:21.000 You know what I do when I'm walking on the way here?
00:03:23.000 I walk him through the fields.
00:03:24.000 I take them off.
00:03:24.000 I feel the grass.
00:03:25.000 I go, you like the dog shit going between your toes?
00:03:29.000 It's not like it's a silly preference where I just personally don't like the color blue.
00:03:34.000 No.
00:03:35.000 When you wear slides and flip-flops, you're a danger to the community.
00:03:40.000 In fact, I think I have that.
00:03:41.000 Yeah.
00:03:42.000 One, two.
00:03:43.000 This guy is wearing flip-flops at the grocery store.
00:03:48.000 Some old man bumps into him, and the guy gives the old man shit.
00:03:51.000 Luckily, his son is there to tell him what a piece of shit he is.
00:03:54.000 Go to the beginning.
00:03:57.000 Shut up.
00:04:00.000 He's being rude.
00:04:01.000 Look at a lady who does that.
00:04:03.000 It's a big idiot.
00:04:05.000 It's rude.
00:04:07.000 It's rude.
00:04:07.000 Look at this.
00:04:08.000 You're a fucking idiot.
00:04:10.000 You're a fucking idiot.
00:04:10.000 Thank you.
00:04:11.000 Take a look at it.
00:04:12.000 What are you doing?
00:04:14.000 I know, but you're being silly.
00:04:15.000 I'm being silly.
00:04:16.000 Take a look at this.
00:04:18.000 I don't see any blood.
00:04:20.000 Look at it.
00:04:20.000 I think he's squeezing it to get blood out.
00:04:22.000 Yeah.
00:04:23.000 You're a kid.
00:04:24.000 Like, did it bend his toenail back?
00:04:26.000 Well, you're barefoot.
00:04:28.000 Flip-flops are bare feet.
00:04:33.000 You did it on purpose?
00:04:34.000 Do you think you should?
00:04:35.000 Tell that to my broken friggin' toe.
00:04:37.000 Tell that to my broken friggin' toe.
00:04:40.000 Tell that to my broken toe.
00:04:41.000 Okay.
00:04:42.000 Hey, broken friggin' toe.
00:04:43.000 Do you think the old man did it on purpose?
00:04:48.000 It's your negligence that you're negligent.
00:04:51.000 It's negligence.
00:04:54.000 Dude, you're so thick-headed.
00:04:55.000 Whatever.
00:04:55.000 You're taking your fucking pets and my shit so far.