Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 02, 2023


S4E292 - INFURIATING CURSE (Part 1)

Topics
horrific targeted attacks
Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Johnny Apple CBD Extraction Artist Ryan Barbie Barb Joe Biden Jonathan Greenblatt Neil Brennan Bob Stinson Purple Works Nutrition Maria Bramford Van Halen Mind Melt Husker Du Bush Sorry Ma Forgot Bill Barr Mercedes Carrera Paul Westerberg Elijah Schaefer Gavin McGinnis and 19 more
S4E288 - RESPECT THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU (Part 1) S4E297 - HERCULEAN HUBRIS (Part 1)

Episode Stats


Length

42 minutes

Words per minute

156.96

Word count

6,650

Sentence count

622

Harmful content

Misogyny

21

sentences flagged

Toxicity

139

sentences flagged

Hate speech

22

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

On this week's bonus episode of CensoredTV, host Ryan Henderson is joined by his good friend and former co-worker Ryan Reynolds to discuss a variety of topics, including the return of Johnny Rotten, and the battle of the bands: Van Halen and the Rolling Stones. Plus, Ryan makes an important announcement about his future in the company and Ryan reveals what it means to be a "handy man" in the music industry. Plus, a new segment called "The Battle of the Bands," in which Ryan and Ryan take on the legendary rock band The Replacements vs. The Rolling Stones in a battle of free speech. Featuring special guest Ryan Reynolds of the band "The Replacements" and producer/songwriter Ryan Adams of "The Rolling Stones." Featuring music from the band The Raveans and the band's new album "Sonic the Hedgehog." Featuring an exclusive interview with Ryan Reynolds, and an exclusive new song written and performed by Ryan. Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts and become a supporter of the show! Subscribe, rate and review on iTunes, and tell us what you think about our new show on whatever platform you're listening to! If you like the show, leave us a rating and review in iTunes and review it in the comments section below! Thanks for listening and share it with a friend! Matt and Ryan are working on our new podcast, and we'll be looking out for you in next week's episode of the next week! Enjoy! - Matt, Ryan, Ryan and the crew at the latest episode of "Censored TV" Matt, right here. - And don't forget to tell a friend about the show they've listened to this one! Timestamps: 5 Starz: 5 Star Potential: 6 Starred: 7 Starred 8 Starred, 5 Starred in this one? 9 Starred Outtro: 6 Striped Out, 4 Starred In This Is My Life? 7 Stars: 8 Striped, 9 Starless, 6 9 8 10 Starred at Workday, 11 12 13 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 27 26 23 25 Music: "Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis: You're Being Stupid Again?

Transcript

Transcripts from "Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes" are sourced from the Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool. Explore them interactively here.
Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Topics generated with Qwen2.5-3B-Instruct.
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis! 1.00
00:00:45.000 You're being stupid again! 1.00
00:00:50.000 Well done! 1.00
00:00:52.000 It's the students again!
00:00:56.000 So slogan again!
00:00:59.000 Verbatim again!
00:01:05.000 Little heady attack on the left there from old Johnny Rotten, a.k.a.
00:01:10.000 John Lydon.
00:01:14.000 Funny guy.
00:01:15.000 It's a great song.
00:01:16.000 I don't know if it's a smash hit.
00:01:18.000 People have been sending me this a lot.
00:01:20.000 I think his wife dying gave him some creative juice and he got back in the studio and it's great.
00:01:27.000 And the lyrics are really anti-woke, anti-student, save the whale.
00:01:31.000 Give Peace a chance. 1.00
00:01:32.000 He's showing that the new Radical College Left is the same as the old Radical College Left, and they're all fucking useless losers. 1.00
00:01:40.000 Which is true. 1.00
00:01:41.000 Which is true.
00:01:42.000 But, uh, when we talk about bands with smash hits, we're talking about, like, zingers.
00:01:48.000 I think Pill only has a couple.
00:01:49.000 What's he got?
00:01:50.000 May the road rise with you.
00:01:52.000 He's got, uh, My Fairweather Friend.
00:01:56.000 I don't know.
00:01:56.000 I think there's, like, three or four.
00:01:59.000 Today we're going to do the replacements, which I have a funny feeling are going to destroy both Van Halen and the Rolling Stones.
00:02:09.000 Yeah, you heard it here first, folks.
00:02:11.000 Today is a free episode, at least at the beginning.
00:02:13.000 It's brought to you by our usual sponsors.
00:02:16.000 Let's start with the Patriot1776.store.
00:02:20.000 You're still supporting toxic brands and companies owned by woke megacorporations? 1.00
00:02:23.000 Well, Patriot1776.store has found a solution.
00:02:27.000 A company committed to making their products in America.
00:02:30.000 They are privately owned, which means that BlackRock, State Street, and Vanguard can't get a voting interest by owning their stock and forcing ESG and DIE policies.
00:02:40.000 The company is making its own decisions, employing Americans, and not putting toxic chemicals into its products and food.
00:02:46.000 It's a membership service that can be
00:02:47.000 We're good to go.
00:03:11.000 To corporations that hate us.
00:03:13.000 When there is an American patriot-owned company who is providing alternatives, go to patriot1776.store today and fill out the form at the top of the page.
00:03:20.000 You'll receive an email or text soon after explaining how to get involved and become a member.
00:03:25.000 This could be a great solution for how to vote with your dollars when it comes to your family or household's monthly essential spending.
00:03:31.000 Patriot1776.store likes you more than a friend.
00:03:37.000 So yeah, we've got a ton of my pet Biden to get through today, some free speech stuff, the Battle of the Bands with the Replacements versus Van Halen and the Rolling Stones, and then you're free to enjoy your weekend.
00:03:49.000 But I have kind of an important announcement to make.
00:03:51.000 I don't think I can work with Ryan anymore.
00:03:56.000 The shushing me on Monday is still pissing me off.
00:04:00.000 And then today when I asked him to put some stuff on his equipment, my equipment, so it doesn't get dust on it, he told me to go get it myself.
00:04:08.000 And the relentless subordination is coming to a close here at Censored.TV.
00:04:15.000 So if you know how to use a TriCaster, I guess we'll lose some funny imitations.
00:04:21.000 Some funny imitations?
00:04:22.000 You know about
00:04:23.000 How about you're not a handshake man?
00:04:25.000 How about when we started this, before we started making money, you said, you're going to get a percentage of the company, Ryan, you and me.
00:04:31.000 It was you and me at a bar.
00:04:32.000 Then we started making money.
00:04:34.000 I didn't hound you about that.
00:04:35.000 And then I had to fight you and you almost fired me for even asking to get a percentage that you offered me in the beginning.
00:04:41.000 So before things were sweet and we started making profit, everybody, so you know.
00:04:45.000 You're not a handshake man.
00:04:46.000 You're a cheap Scottish guy, you admit that. 1.00
00:04:49.000 So how much money do you make a year? 0.72
00:04:51.000 I mean, is that important?
00:04:53.000 I mean, is it important?
00:04:54.000 Because I made the same amount before I fought for this raise that I did when we were at the old studio.
00:05:00.000 That we had to move it from one studio to the next.
00:05:02.000 That wasn't you.
00:05:03.000 You didn't help with that.
00:05:04.000 I moved everything.
00:05:05.000 I plugged everything in. 1.00
00:05:05.000 I learned everything when it came to all this shit. 1.00
00:05:08.000 I just didn't know. 0.99
00:05:10.000 It was a very hands-on learning experience.
00:05:12.000 And I was never like, oh, I deserve more money, but I had a kid.
00:05:16.000 And so I was like, okay, I need a raise now because...
00:05:20.000 So employees get paid based on their offspring?
00:05:23.000 No, no, no.
00:05:24.000 How about this?
00:05:26.000 It was you and me with one show.
00:05:27.000 It was not a network, right?
00:05:29.000 We started getting more shows on.
00:05:30.000 They didn't even produce themselves.
00:05:32.000 I had to produce other shows.
00:05:33.000 This was compounding, compounding, compounding, learning how to take calls.
00:05:37.000 We didn't take calls in the first place.
00:05:38.000 We only had one camera angle to get my camera angle working, to get a second wide shot going, to move to a bigger studio with three different sets, to work those sets, to learn the
00:05:47.000 The ability to expand the TriCast, we got a different TriCast with a bunch of different overlays and how to cut promos, bumpers, how to do a better job at audio than anybody has ever worked with you before.
00:05:59.000 Even Rat, even John Serino, like they don't ride the volume when you're talking over a video.
00:06:03.000 These are things that are invisible to you, okay?
00:06:06.000 So these are things that I really consider and then also providing, I don't know, commentary, whatever you want, whatever I do, like talk-wise.
00:06:13.000 That I'm not even worried about.
00:06:14.000 What I'm worried about is like the expansion of knowledge that I've had to learn under the gun just to just like specially cater for this.
00:06:21.000 If I went to college, it would not really inform all the really specific, you know, nigger rigging and different various things that we've had to do. 1.00
00:06:29.000 That's that's one side.
00:06:30.000 The second side is.
00:06:32.000 I hadn't got raised since we were, you and me, in one place, in one room, and then there were more shows, there was more responsibilities, we now have a website to take care of, we now have networking, promos, bumpers.
00:06:43.000 So you haven't received a raise?
00:06:46.000 Like I said, until that point I had not.
00:06:48.000 So in other words, for three years I had not.
00:06:52.000 Or two or three years.
00:06:53.000 And then I asked you for the raise. 0.99
00:06:54.000 And it was like, fucking, you were like, leave. 0.99
00:06:58.000 Instead of giving me a raise, you said leave. 0.99
00:06:59.000 And so it was, I mean, I don't know what else to say.
00:07:02.000 I think you initially asked for a hundred grand.
00:07:04.000 I said leave.
00:07:05.000 And then you said that was the average salary in America.
00:07:08.000 Well, the average salary for this type of job, usually it's a, no, you can't get somebody like a John Serino wouldn't work for you.
00:07:14.000 You remember how much, how much did you have to pay him?
00:07:17.000 Like, how much do those guys get?
00:07:18.000 Yeah, so anyway, you can see why I'm frustrated.
00:07:22.000 This is how Ryan reacts to every contract.
00:07:24.000 Yeah, and then also I asked you for a $100 stipend for every show that we play live.
00:07:29.000 For everybody that doesn't know, you get a couple thousand, Josh gets a couple thousand, Anthony gets a couple thousand.
00:07:34.000 Okay, like you're part of the show.
00:07:36.000 You're the main show for the live and racism tour.
00:07:40.000 I asked for $100 just so that way I'm not spending my own money on food.
00:07:45.000 When you're on the airplane and you have to do work in the air for Wi-Fi, are you not listening? 1.00
00:07:51.000 You're not a fucking man. 0.99
00:07:52.000 Like, why can't you have a conversation with me? 1.00
00:07:54.000 Did I say no to that stipend?
00:07:55.000 No, you're just like making... Yeah, you did.
00:07:58.000 Yes, you did.
00:07:58.000 I said no to that.
00:07:59.000 I said, can I have $100?
00:08:00.000 That's false.
00:08:02.000 You said, why don't you just, uh, you go, so now I have to do extra work.
00:08:02.000 It's not false.
00:08:05.000 And you said, collect all the receipts and, uh, and invoice it.
00:08:10.000 Guess what?
00:08:10.000 It's more money that way.
00:08:11.000 So, I mean, I'm just asking for a hundred dollars flat.
00:08:14.000 So you, you're okay with me.
00:08:15.000 And you saw when we went to, because I asked for you to just submit receipts.
00:08:19.000 When we went to Baltimore, the fact that you wouldn't just be like, okay, a hundred dollars is fair.
00:08:24.000 I think you could see what's going on.
00:08:26.000 When we went to Baltimore, you saw me from the moment we got there,
00:08:30.000 No. 1.00
00:08:30.000 From the moment we got there to the moment we left, I was the one busting my ass. 1.00
00:08:33.000 You guys were eating food and I was still working on all the stuff. 0.99
00:08:36.000 It's a lot of work.
00:08:37.000 I'm taken away from my family.
00:08:39.000 I'm taken away from my pregnant wife. 1.00
00:08:41.000 And this is for free.
00:08:42.000 This is for free.
00:08:43.000 And then you know that Antifa, you know, there's a risk of like getting accosted and harmed.
00:08:49.000 Is that not a possibility?
00:08:51.000 Do you not know that?
00:08:52.000 So you did just shut down my volume.
00:08:54.000 Yeah.
00:08:55.000 You said you didn't.
00:08:56.000 I lied.
00:08:56.000 Okay.
00:08:57.000 So just like the way you lied when you said that, you know, this is what we're going to do.
00:09:01.000 This is our company, you and me kid.
00:09:03.000 And then you start getting money.
00:09:04.000 And now it's like, I don't remember saying that.
00:09:06.000 Of course you don't.
00:09:07.000 We shook on it.
00:09:08.000 We had a beer together.
00:09:10.000 And that meant nothing to you.
00:09:12.000 Ryan, when you brought up equity for the first time, you said, I don't know what it is.
00:09:15.000 What are you guys talking about?
00:09:16.000 The thing that you told me, you're going to get a percentage of the company.
00:09:16.000 Yeah.
00:09:20.000 So I told you about equity and then six months later you go, what's equity?
00:09:23.000 It was not six months later.
00:09:24.000 It was like two years later.
00:09:25.000 Okay.
00:09:26.000 It was two years later and you said, what's this equity you're talking about?
00:09:29.000 How about this?
00:09:29.000 It's the thing.
00:09:30.000 It's the thing that you said that I would get.
00:09:32.000 What will happen to your equity that we did give you after you leave?
00:09:36.000 I don't know.
00:09:37.000 I mean, this is not something I really, uh, so anyway, what I'm more worried about is the fact that, you know, I've done personal stuff for you and I have no problem doing that.
00:09:47.000 This is something that like, I consider like just like a friendly favor.
00:09:51.000 You know, you've done favors for me and I've done favors for you.
00:09:55.000 This isn't something I want to like tit for tat.
00:09:56.000 I'm just talking about the, the, the pay wise.
00:10:02.000 It's it's kind of crazy.
00:10:04.000 It's kind of crazy that my conversation with you was almost immediately shut down.
00:10:09.000 You said you just like shut down.
00:10:10.000 Which conversation are we talking about now?
00:10:12.000 The Rays conversation.
00:10:13.000 Before I even gave you a number.
00:10:15.000 Before I even gave you a number, you just didn't want to hear it.
00:10:18.000 You didn't think that the expansion of this job, everything that it entails, had grown maybe by three times.
00:10:23.000 Maybe by three times.
00:10:24.000 I think when you first brought up the razors, because your wife told you to, and I believe it was... Because I don't think about money.
00:10:31.000 I don't think about money.
00:10:32.000 25 hours a week or something like that?
00:10:34.000 What time did you get into that?
00:10:36.000 It's any time you ask me to do something, no matter what time of day it is, it is.
00:10:40.000 It's like a fireman, he's on call.
00:10:42.000 It is.
00:10:42.000 I mean, if you'd like that to not be the case, then just don't ask me to do stuff after, but it's...
00:10:49.000 So anyway, I was totally fine with you getting money for the shows.
00:10:53.000 I guess you don't like the way I presented how you get money for shows?
00:10:56.000 Feel free not to come to Vegas, that's fine.
00:10:59.000 Won't make much of a difference.
00:11:01.000 And anyway, what I'm saying to the viewers here is the salary will be between 60 and 80 depending on your skills, but I don't want to train anyone.
00:11:09.000 So you have to know how to work the TriCaster and all that stuff.
00:11:12.000 You have to have had experience with it.
00:11:15.000 Don't just be a random dude.
00:11:18.000 Um, also in the fun news... I've listened to this a hundred times.
00:11:26.000 The first time I heard it, I heard Barbie. 1.00
00:11:28.000 And now I can't stop hearing fuck. 1.00
00:11:31.000 It's one of those ear tricks. 1.00
00:11:33.000 And then once you hear fuck, you can't unhear Barbie. 1.00
00:11:36.000 I maybe ruined it by telling you the word fuck. 1.00
00:11:39.000 But, uh, play the tape. 1.00
00:11:44.000 The bird which is the bilegal
00:11:48.000 That's not the tape.
00:11:50.000 This should be a... Alright, is this some sort of... Is he saying Barb?
00:11:56.000 Blow it up a bit?
00:12:17.000 I'm no longer hearing Barb at all.
00:12:21.000 Barb! 1.00
00:12:22.000 Barb! 1.00
00:12:22.000 Fuck! 1.00
00:12:23.000 Play it again? 1.00
00:12:24.000 I can't decipher this. 1.00
00:12:40.000 Wait, now I hear fuck beyond a shadow of a doubt. 0.99
00:12:43.000 I don't hear any Barb anymore. 1.00
00:13:01.000 Anyway it's very possible that someone said fuck on a Barbie cartoon. 0.99
00:13:07.000 I like this video I saw of someone they said I told my dad this was the new Barbie movie and they put on that whatever it is it's like a Netflix TV show or something and the dad was trying to figure out why the fuck everyone's been talking about Barbie non-stop when it's this shitty cartoon. 0.99
00:13:26.000 Another silly little intro piece. 0.93
00:13:29.000 Maria Bramford, I guess her name is? 1.00
00:13:33.000 She genuinely has mental illness, it's clear. 1.00
00:13:35.000 And for all the people faking about mental illness, you see someone like her, and we've been following her for a long time, and you go, that's someone who's genuinely fucked in the head. 1.00
00:13:44.000 And it's the kind of fucked in the head where you go, shit, that sucks, I hope she gets better. 1.00
00:13:48.000 Like having MS or something, or muscular dystrophy. 1.00
00:13:52.000 Neil Brennan, on the other hand, is full of shit. 1.00
00:13:56.000 His gay-ass comedy special he did where he had three mics, remember that one? 1.00
00:14:01.000 One is the cool Neil Brennan who knows celebrities, the other is the depressed guy who's coping with depression. 0.97
00:14:10.000 And the whole like being a grown man and saying you're depressed it's embarrassing you're not even supposed to have a self So who has time to be depressed?
00:14:20.000 It's being depressed when you're a grown man with kids is like having a rash like you look at it and go Oh, there's a rash there. 0.87
00:14:26.000 Yeah, you don't show your rash to people and do a fucking stand-up special about your rash You just ignore it and hope it goes away so this is 0.90
00:14:38.000 Uh, what do they call that? 0.98
00:14:39.000 Cultural appropriation?
00:14:41.000 This is mental retardation appropriation. 1.00
00:14:44.000 As Neil Brennan here says, puts himself in her boat and says, yeah, yeah, I know what you mean, man. 1.00
00:14:52.000 Holy shit. 0.99
00:14:54.000 Well, play it and you'll see. 0.99
00:14:55.000 I was going manic 2011.
00:14:57.000 I had a number of breakdowns.
00:14:59.000 My friend said, hey Maria, 0.99
00:15:00.000 Remember when you said I should tell you if you start talking too fast and having a whole lot of shit ideas? 0.99
00:15:05.000 And I was like, yes. 0.99
00:15:07.000 And she goes, we should go to the hospital now.
00:15:10.000 No, are we still doing our Manic Shark Tank TV?
00:15:13.000 Shark Tank, but it's all people having manic episodes.
00:15:19.000 And they pitch crazy ideas to the sharks and like, no, no, no, don't answer.
00:15:23.000 No, it's the lower part of a mannequin, but it's, it's like, it's like the second person in your home because anyways, I don't, I don't have time to explain it.
00:15:35.000 It's above you guys, it's above you guys.
00:15:37.000 There's a different mannequin shark tank in Australia, I'll go right there.
00:15:39.000 They already, they want me, so I'll go.
00:15:43.000 Oh my god, that's a wonderful idea.
00:15:44.000 That'd be a great sketch.
00:15:46.000 So he's pretending, you can tell she has manic episodes.
00:15:50.000 He's pretending that I too have manic episodes.
00:15:53.000 And let's together, as people who have manic episodes, make fun of it.
00:15:57.000 That's the only way we can survive our mental illness.
00:15:59.000 Let's make fun of it and mock it in a Shark Tank sketch. 0.98
00:16:02.000 And you can even tell within that little blurb, when she comes up with the manic in lower half, that she's speaking from experience as a lunatic. 1.00
00:16:10.000 And he is such a fucking phony. 1.00
00:16:13.000 God, I hate that guy. 1.00
00:16:15.000 Speaking of phonies, I think this is real. 0.99
00:16:19.000 I think India is trying to tell us they landed on the moon with some shitty footage. 0.99
00:16:24.000 This is another Instagram reel. 0.83
00:16:26.000 India recently became the fourth country ever to land on the moon.
00:16:33.000 This footage is so real, so lifelike.
00:16:38.000 It's incredible.
00:16:39.000 I can't wait to show you how incredible it is.
00:16:42.000 Man, the technology that we use for space is just, it's unbelievable.
00:16:50.000 Take a look.
00:16:51.000 Who is here to encourage us and he is critically looking at the visuals.
00:17:00.000 Wait, after seeing RRR though, they're capable of much better than this.
00:17:06.000 It's being brought down from 800 meters.
00:17:08.000 It's got a lot of lights on it.
00:17:10.000 And we are nearing and approaching the lunar surface.
00:17:13.000 Space is cool!
00:17:26.000 Is that real?
00:17:27.000 I mean, when I say, is that real?
00:17:29.000 I obviously mean, is that the actual footage they tried to pass off as them landing on the moon?
00:17:34.000 I'm kind of having doubts about the moon, to be honest.
00:17:37.000 I don't know.
00:17:38.000 I didn't think I'd ever get here.
00:17:40.000 But, uh... 1.00
00:17:42.000 All the fucking lies keep piling up and the ineptitude keeps piling up and it makes you go back and retroactively go, what else were you full of shit about? 1.00
00:17:51.000 Like J6, all of this Joe Big stuff. 1.00
00:17:55.000 17 years for meandering into the Capitol and bragging about it on social media.
00:18:00.000 God forbid you should brag about something. 1.00
00:18:03.000 It makes me think, not only are these people evil, but they're fucking idiots. 1.00
00:18:08.000 So we know that Pearl Harbor was fake. 1.00
00:18:11.000 I'm totally on board with that.
00:18:13.000 As far as 9-11 goes, I believe that Bush knew something was up, and he was warned, and he thought, how bad can it be?
00:18:22.000 It might be good for business.
00:18:24.000 I don't believe the towers spontaneously blew up with thermite.
00:18:28.000 I do believe planes hit them. 0.97
00:18:30.000 But, and again, I'm guessing at this point, my guess is that when Bush saw that it was two planes into the towers, which I saw with my own fucking eyes, by the way, so don't go denying that, he went, whoa! 0.94
00:18:43.000 That's a lot more intense than I thought it was going to be. 0.94
00:18:45.000 All right, well, let's get to invading Iraq. 0.98
00:18:50.000 So check out this video about space that I would have laughed at, I don't know, five years ago?
00:18:57.000 One thing I really want your generation to embrace is that the Earth is a closed system.
00:19:04.000 We cannot leave the Earth.
00:19:05.000 I agree.
00:19:06.000 There's no place to go.
00:19:10.000 Today I'd like to bring to your attention a potential fraud on an enormous scale happening in your county.
00:19:15.000 There's now clear evidence of NASA using numerous methods to grossly mislead the public about astronauts being on the International Space Station.
00:19:22.000 During interior ISS scenes from NASA's own live feed, the use of wires, harnesses, green screens, and virtual reality have been detected to achieve the appearance of a weightless environment.
00:19:33.000 Examples of this include astronauts fading in and out of the screen,
00:19:42.000 That is kind of a weird way to leave, but couldn't that be the way the video captures it?
00:19:48.000 That blob, by the way, before that seemed like a... Green screen glitches?
00:19:52.000 Grabbing objects that aren't really there.
00:20:03.000 Pulling on invisible wires.
00:20:09.000 See, like, how much do you know that this is Bonafide footage that was released?
00:20:15.000 We're on TikTok.
00:20:16.000 And how do they make her hair like that? 1.00
00:20:27.000 Wouldn't it be easier to get in one of those B-52 bomber things that just plunges and shoot the video then?
00:20:33.000 Then it would be totally flawless and they wouldn't have to fake it with wires.
00:20:43.000 I don't really get what that's evidence of.
00:20:45.000 I guess he's grabbing at a wire?
00:20:47.000 And even astronauts appearing out of thin air.
00:20:50.000 This begs the obvious question.
00:20:52.000 If they're really up there, why are they using Hollywood techniques to fake the footage?
00:20:56.000 Now unfortunately, I can't show you these clips in here today, but I will be sending them to you.
00:21:00.000 Moving on, during outside the International Space Station, during spacewalks, air bubbles have been recorded on numerous occasions.
00:21:08.000 How is it possible for air bubbles to be present in the vacuum of space?
00:21:12.000 Isn't it funny how all these people are lunatics if they're wrong and heroes if they're right?
00:21:32.000 Now, what's really interesting is that they train for spacewalks in an underwater pool with a complete ISS replica.
00:21:38.000 Now, surely they aren't filming these spacewalks in an underwater pool and then editing them to appear if they're in space.
00:21:44.000 Because that sure would be something, wouldn't it?
00:21:47.000 I'm calling on the Brevard County Commissioners to open a full investigation into NASA's fraudulent practices and use of taxpayer dollars.
00:21:53.000 It costs NASA $3 billion per year to operate the ISS, and if they don't have a darn good explanation as to why they're faking these videos,
00:22:01.000 But then there's also that woman who was shitting in the space station, because she wanted to go back.
00:22:06.000 And we know satellites exist, right? 0.95
00:22:08.000 We're not denying those.
00:22:09.000 I've got a lot of homework to do. 1.00
00:22:12.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:22:13.000 I wish everyone would just be honest, and then I wouldn't have to go double-check their homework. 1.00
00:22:21.000 Also in the silly news... 1.00
00:22:24.000 Some woman is mad and she's a fucking lesbian freakazoid. 1.00
00:22:30.000 She's mad that this guy is reading from the curriculum because her kid is at the town hall and her kid can hear this porn. 1.00
00:22:38.000 A, that's the whole point of it. 0.91
00:22:41.000 We're showing you the kind of filth that they put in schools.
00:22:44.000 And B, why'd you bring your kid to this town hall? 0.93
00:22:47.000 I mean, we don't have to get into the fact that she has fangs tattooed on her forehead. 1.00
00:22:53.000 What a loony! 1.00
00:22:54.000 Definitely raped as a kid. 1.00
00:22:56.000 Guys, don't rape children. 1.00
00:22:59.000 They grow into this. 0.97
00:23:00.000 I don't want these removed.
00:23:01.000 We all want these books removed.
00:23:02.000 Do you need a hug too?
00:23:03.000 Yes, I would love to have a hug.
00:23:06.000 Do you have any questions?
00:23:07.000 Do you need something?
00:23:08.000 I have a lot of questions.
00:23:09.000 Because my child never heard any of this stuff that you were reading her and your group was reading her.
00:23:15.000 I haven't read it yet, but I'm going to.
00:23:16.000 Until we were in here.
00:23:17.000 I have a lot to read.
00:23:18.000 I'm going to read.
00:23:19.000 You know something?
00:23:20.000 So then you're okay with... You are okay with reading this material to a 13 year old little girl?
00:23:24.000 Look at her.
00:23:26.000 You are okay with this.
00:23:27.000 You circumvent the actual due process to come in here and read this stuff aloud to my child?
00:23:34.000 Is that what you're okay with?
00:23:35.000 You literally just said you're going to read more explicit material to my child.
00:23:39.000 I never had an issue with the material.
00:23:42.000 I have an issue with you coming in here and verbalizing it to my child. 1.00
00:23:45.000 That makes you a bunch of fucking weirdos. 1.00
00:23:47.000 Weirdo. 1.00
00:23:48.000 Weirdo. 0.79
00:23:49.000 Revolution. 0.59
00:23:49.000 Yeah, Revolution. 0.59
00:23:51.000 You calling me weird?
00:23:54.000 Have you not looked at your face in a long time?
00:23:59.000 Oh, that sheriff's gonna come in handy. 1.00
00:24:01.000 That five foot tall fat black woman. 1.00
00:24:08.000 Purple Works Nutrition. 0.99
00:24:09.000 Again, I have not been going to the gym.
00:24:12.000 We're gonna start again on Monday, back with the Purple Works.
00:24:14.000 You know what I realized, too?
00:24:16.000 I said, if you take Purple Works and you don't work out, then it feels weird.
00:24:21.000 You feel wrong.
00:24:21.000 You didn't put out the fire.
00:24:22.000 I noticed it's the same with caffeine.
00:24:24.000 I think it's wrong that we're all drinking coffee and then just sitting at a desk.
00:24:29.000 That's not normal.
00:24:30.000 It's just giving you diarrhea and a fake rush.
00:24:34.000 If you take caffeine, if you take the caffeine in PurpleWorksNutrition.com, you gotta get to the gym.
00:24:40.000 You gotta harness the power of purple.
00:24:44.000 Purpleworks Nutrition has a fantastic pre-workout that I've been using when I go to the gym.
00:24:47.000 Purpleworks is not only great for the gym and lifting weights, it's also great for sports.
00:24:51.000 It works for football, baseball, soccer, and shooty hoops.
00:24:55.000 However, it is especially effective for running, biking, and other endurance sports.
00:24:59.000 It might also be great if you work at a warehouse or other manual labor jobs, as long as you aren't the type of person that crashes later in the day after taking caffeine.
00:25:09.000 Purpleworks pre-workout uses only the highest quality ingredients creatine for strength, caffeine and green tea extract for energy and focus, vitamins for muscle and tissue repair, and carnosine beta alanine for the quote-unquote tingles.
00:25:22.000 Purpleworks pre-workout has no artificial ingredients, and it's manufactured in an FDA-registered facility.
00:25:28.000 It's formulated so that you don't have to cycle on and off like many other pre-workouts.
00:25:32.000 But wait, there's more.
00:25:35.000 It's time to wake up and smell the coffee.
00:25:36.000 Purpleworks Nutrition has just introduced a new line of fine Italian coffees.
00:25:40.000 They have two types of ground gourmet coffee, a big-ass 2.2 pound bag of organic whole bean coffee, and they even have a gourmet organic instant coffee.
00:25:49.000 All of their coffees are very reasonably priced and are imported from Italy.
00:25:53.000 Whether you're into the French press or the bench press, Purpleworks has you covered.
00:25:56.000 Go to purpleworksnutrition.com and enter promo code GAVIN for 15% off.
00:26:03.000 All right.
00:26:06.000 Let's get back to the silly news.
00:26:12.000 Talked to Mercedes Carrera this morning, which angers some people. 0.98
00:26:17.000 I think she's guilty.
00:26:18.000 She's contemplating suicide. 1.00
00:26:19.000 She's been in there for four and a half years awaiting trial for a crime she did not commit. 0.93
00:26:24.000 She said that she's in the jail the other day and she's watching Wild N Out.
00:26:29.000 starring Nick Cannon and She goes I had no idea American culture was so disgusting and I deeply regret Doing porn and contributing to this. 0.96
00:26:40.000 She's becoming evangelical in there. 0.86
00:26:43.000 She's becoming a born-again and she hates porn now and She she said I never I made porn and it was it was so
00:26:53.000 Almost wholesome. 1.00
00:27:13.000 This trash culture that she contributed to is horrific garbage. 1.00
00:27:18.000 Like this is constantly on in the main area of her jail, San Bernardino. 1.00
00:27:25.000 What's it called again?
00:27:27.000 Oh, Ryan, can you add her website freemercedescarrera.com to the end cards?
00:27:35.000 When we show how to write for her?
00:27:38.000 She's got a donate thing there. 0.90
00:27:42.000 I don't think it's raised any money at all.
00:27:44.000 It's a tough sell.
00:27:45.000 Mercedes case, Melinda Smith.
00:27:48.000 All right, to get a little more serious here before we play hardball and we get to my pet Biden, I think I'll do the green screen before my pet Biden then cut you guys off there. 1.00
00:27:59.000 This fucking Jonathan Greenblatt from the ADL. 0.85
00:28:04.000 The thing I find most fascinating about the SPLC and the ADL is that people still cite them. 0.99
00:28:09.000 We tend to assume that we're all on the same page and what we see as a laughingstock everyone agrees with, like Joe Biden.
00:28:17.000 I just assume everyone else sees that he's a freak.
00:28:20.000 Are there people who like Fetterman and don't see him as a Cro-Magnon tard? 1.00
00:28:25.000 Okay, I'm shocked. 0.98
00:28:28.000 The ADL began defending a Jewish guy who raped and murdered a young girl. 0.98
00:28:35.000 I guess they got over that reputation for a while. 1.00
00:28:38.000 This new dude, Jonathan Greenblatt, is a fucking nightmare and he is a white farmer holocaust denier. 1.00
00:28:46.000 There was a holocaust of white farmers. 1.00
00:28:48.000 We're in the second wave of it in South Africa where the media are tripping over themselves to deny it too.
00:28:55.000 It's become very mainstream to deny it.
00:28:56.000 They go, it's only 74.
00:28:59.000 And that number includes like farmhands who were murdered and people who were visiting.
00:29:04.000 It includes them.
00:29:05.000 So it's just a, it's an irrelevant number.
00:29:08.000 And they totally ignore Rhodesia, right?
00:29:10.000 The Zimbabwean revolution run by Mugabe, where 30,000 people died, where every single white farmer was killed.
00:29:18.000 Ended.
00:29:19.000 And the country went into insurmountable poverty.
00:29:25.000 Elephants that look like used condoms lying on the road like just complete devastation They had a I don't know if they still do they had a trillion dollar bill a cheeseburger was 14 million dollars That's the nice part.
00:29:38.000 That's not Including I'm not giving you the details of the murders of the white farmers who were murdered for having white farms and in South Africa the justification is well you stole our land and 0.98
00:29:49.000 No, this was nomadic shitland. 0.98
00:29:51.000 There was tumbleweeds. 0.87
00:29:52.000 No one was on it.
00:29:53.000 The Zulus were nomadic. 0.96
00:29:54.000 We didn't kick any tribes out, we.
00:29:57.000 The Boers didn't kick any tribes out.
00:30:00.000 But they're being punished for that.
00:30:01.000 And not only... Let's just say it's only a hundred deaths. 0.68
00:30:04.000 A hundred white farmers killed.
00:30:06.000 The sadism of the deaths is shocking, and if it was white-on-black crime, oh my god, there'd be so many catchy songs about it in the pop charts. 0.99
00:30:17.000 Jonathan Greenblatt, the CEO of the ADL, is of the position that the very real attacks on white farmers in South Africa are baseless claims by right-wing extremists, particularly white supremacists. 0.79
00:30:27.000 So if you don't want your 10-year-old son boiled alive,
00:30:31.000 And the way that was done, by the way, is they put him in a vat, a big tub, and then they would boil water on the stove and go over and pour it.
00:30:37.000 It's very hard to boil water that can contain a child.
00:30:42.000 Or the old lady who was nailed to the floor with a nail gun. 1.00
00:30:47.000 I mean, I would look up these cases with some trepidation because the sadism is stunning.
00:30:55.000 These horrific, targeted, disturbing, and near-daily attacks are something Elon Musk has amplified and asked the South African government to address.
00:31:01.000 I hate when South Africans don't acknowledge this.
00:31:04.000 I'm so glad Elon did.
00:31:06.000 Like Charlize Theron and Dave Matthews.
00:31:08.000 They're just happy to be out of there.
00:31:11.000 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:31:35.000 He thinks it's a lie, right? 0.96
00:31:37.000 And it's done by white supremacists.
00:31:39.000 When you're coming up with what must be censored, that's got to be at the top of the page. 0.99
00:31:43.000 White supremacist lies.
00:31:45.000 Even to me, that sounds good. 1.00
00:31:46.000 Like, oh yeah, I don't like those white supremacist lies. 0.53
00:31:50.000 What about reporting on dead farmers? 0.97
00:31:52.000 Oh, that's the same thing, apparently.
00:31:56.000 So if you click on that thing, that picture, I think he's talking about how he had a great meeting today.
00:32:02.000 Or maybe go down.
00:32:03.000 What's she commenting on?
00:32:05.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:32:06.000 I appreciated her reaching out.
00:32:08.000 Great.
00:32:20.000 Awesome.
00:32:22.000 Women in positions of power. 1.00
00:32:23.000 What do they do?
00:32:24.000 They go to the ADL and the SPLC.
00:32:26.000 You know who would do that?
00:32:28.000 A 10-year-old, a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old.
00:32:30.000 If you said, you're in charge of X. They go, okay.
00:32:34.000 Who's like the top hate monitoring guys?
00:32:36.000 Oh, that's the ADL and the SPLC.
00:32:38.000 Okay, I guess get them.
00:32:40.000 Not, are they credible?
00:32:42.000 Are they white farmer genocide deniers?
00:32:45.000 White farmer Holocaust deniers?
00:32:48.000 Is it because they don't like anyone encroaching on their holocaust? 0.93
00:32:51.000 Is that the beef here?
00:32:53.000 Like I've noticed the Armenian genocide isn't allowed to be called a holocaust.
00:32:59.000 Click on those those pictures though.
00:33:00.000 Let me see those. 1.00
00:33:02.000 The guy's fucking evil. 1.00
00:33:03.000 ADL is focused on fighting the surge of global anti-semitism, but we have observed the recent debate over the song Kill the Boar. 1.00
00:33:10.000 It's a historic protest song that called for the dismantlement of the racist apartheid system.
00:33:18.000 Its crude lyrics could be interpreted as a call for violence. 1.00
00:33:26.000 Kill the boar, shoot to kill. 1.00
00:33:30.000 You might interpret that negatively as a call for violence. 1.00
00:33:34.000 These are the ones who talk about gaslighting and how it's systemic and how racism is floating through the ether and you just can't see it. 0.98
00:33:42.000 Yet when the other side says kill the boar about whites, well... 0.97
00:33:47.000 It could be interpreted as a call for violence. 1.00
00:33:50.000 What a fucking cunt this guy is. 1.00
00:33:54.000 What's next? 1.00
00:33:54.000 Is there another picture there? 1.00
00:33:56.000 Such rhetoric can prompt real-world consequences, which it did.
00:34:01.000 After What's-His-Name sang that song to, I think, 200,000 people, there was like four farmers killed that week.
00:34:09.000 This is true in the physical world.
00:34:10.000 This is true on social media, including X. It has no place.
00:34:14.000 Okay.
00:34:15.000 At the same time... Okay, so he's willing to ban the song, Kill the Boar.
00:34:19.000 Wow.
00:34:20.000 However, baseless claims of white genocide have been made by right-wing extremists in the U.S., particularly white supremacists, for years.
00:34:27.000 Such wild charges have been used to excuse hate, to justify harassment, and... What do you mean, harassment?
00:34:34.000 What are you talking about? 0.99
00:34:36.000 These white farmers are harassing blacks in the streets of fuckin' Cape Town? 1.00
00:34:42.000 It's all just low IQ fucking garbage, isn't it? 1.00
00:34:45.000 At the end of the day. 1.00
00:34:48.000 Um... Alright, let's do... Oh, shit! 1.00
00:34:51.000 Johnny Apple CBD. 0.99
00:34:52.000 Okay, get to Johnny... Show Johnny Apple CBD stuff and I'll go get the CBD I just got in the mail.
00:35:17.000 What have we got here?
00:35:20.000 Johnny Apple CBD Extraction Artist, Lazy Days.
00:35:25.000 Great for snoozing. 0.99
00:35:28.000 We have Johnny Apple CBD Extraction Artist, Mind Melt.
00:35:34.000 I have to be very careful legally about what I say this can do and how it makes you feel.
00:35:39.000 I can't say it will do this.
00:35:40.000 I can say it did this for me.
00:35:43.000 Johnny Apple CBD Extraction Artist, Happy Days.
00:35:48.000 And finally, Johnny Appel, CBD extraction artist, deep sleep.
00:35:54.000 Today's episode of Get On My Lawn is brought to you by Johnny Apple CBD, a loyal sponsor since day one.
00:35:59.000 Johnny Apple has an exceptional lineup of CBD, CBN, and now Delta 8 and 9 products, from tinctures to topicals to amazing sugar-free gummies and vapes.
00:36:07.000 Their CBD and CBN chill gummies help to alleviate nerves and are a great way to recover from a workout or just an end-of-day relaxer.
00:36:15.000 And for something more psychoactive, Johnny Apple CBD's all-new Mind Melt gummies are an amazing blend of Delta 8 and 9
00:36:23.000 For an upbeat effect for when you've got things to do, but don't want the stress.
00:36:27.000 And if you're looking just to lay around, try their Lazy Days Indica Gummies to help get you zonked out and feeling good. 0.63
00:36:35.000 Just a warning to our listeners, their Delta 8 and 9 products may show up on drug tests, so if that's a concern, stick with their great CBD or CBN products.
00:36:42.000 Head over to johnnyapple.com or jacbd.com, use the code GAVIN at checkout, and you'll get 25% off your entire order.
00:36:50.000 All right.
00:36:51.000 I think it's time to put the replacements up against Van Halen and Rolling Stones in our Battle of the Bands.
00:36:57.000 Take it away.
00:37:25.000 Rolling Stones did very well in this competition, but they had 30 years, was it?
00:37:31.000 20 years to make good songs.
00:37:35.000 They gave us something like 22.
00:37:37.000 Van Halen had a mere six years, and they beat them at a rate of 1.7 per year, I believe.
00:37:48.000 The replacements 0.92
00:37:50.000 Not every song was a hit in the pop charts, but pretty much every song in the pop charts is a piece of shit, so we're not using that as a metric. 0.64
00:37:56.000 I'm going to play you the songs, and you can decide if I'm right or wrong. 0.82
00:38:01.000 I doubt very much you'll listen to any of these songs and go, that doesn't deserve to be on the list.
00:38:06.000 Though I've kicked out some amazing jams.
00:38:09.000 Like the Replacements entire first record I could have put on, but what I did was I listed it and then I listened to it with new ears and was very critical and went, is that that memorable?
00:38:20.000 Like does it get stuck in your head?
00:38:23.000 And I killed a lot of my darlings for this list.
00:38:26.000 So, The Replacements from Minneapolis, Paul Westerberg and the boys, they were really into punk when they first met, so their first album is pretty much your basic hardcore.
00:38:36.000 They didn't call it hardcore, they just called it fast music.
00:38:39.000 The Replacements and Husker Du were basically the definitive midwestern punk bands, hardcore bands.
00:38:49.000 The level of talent of all of these musicians is astounding.
00:38:52.000 From all of Husker Du to all of the replacements. 0.90
00:38:55.000 It was Tommy Stinson on drums.
00:38:56.000 I think he was 13 at the time.
00:38:58.000 Maybe he was on bass.
00:38:59.000 And Bob Stinson on guitar.
00:39:03.000 Severe alcoholics during all this time.
00:39:05.000 In fact, I stopped the list with Pleased to Meet Me in 1987.
00:39:11.000 And it was around then they were starting to get control of their drinking.
00:39:14.000 And the music wasn't as good.
00:39:16.000 Bob Stinson, the guitarist, I hope he was the guitarist, he didn't like it when they became more poppy, which is inevitable when you're in a good band that can play their instruments.
00:39:29.000 And after them giving him a few fast songs, he eventually quit the band and he was in a band called Shotgun Rationale.
00:39:37.000 And they opened for... Anoshunuk opened for them once, and I was really excited to meet Bob Stinson.
00:39:43.000 He didn't show up.
00:39:44.000 He was stuck at the border because when they got to the Canadian border, we were opening for him in Ottawa, he got out of the van and started pissing on the border guard-like little booth there, which does not get you into the country.
00:40:00.000 Bad move, Bob. 0.98
00:40:02.000 And they'd hired a guy to sit with Bob and make sure he doesn't get so shit-faced that he pisses on the border guard. 0.99
00:40:08.000 So that guy promptly lost his job. 0.99
00:40:11.000 Alright, so.
00:40:12.000 First album, Sorry Ma Forgot to Take Out the Trash, 1981.
00:40:15.000 Takin' a Ride.
00:40:26.000 So sloppy!
00:40:41.000 Mother! 0.98
00:40:45.000 Brilliant and perfect.
00:40:48.000 All right, I'm going to kick everyone out now.
00:40:51.000 Sorry, Freeloaders. 0.99
00:40:52.000 It was great having you.
00:40:53.000 I love you.
00:40:54.000 We'll see what happens with Ryan.
00:40:56.000 Send your resumes to mailbag at censored.tv.
00:40:59.000 I can't believe you muted my microphone, making it strike three.
00:41:02.000 That was alarming.
00:41:04.000 There's no training involved.
00:41:05.000 You've got to be able to commute to the South Bronx every day, every day.
00:41:11.000 And we'll see how that works out.
00:41:13.000 So what are you going to do for shows until then?
00:41:16.000 Well, we'll just keep plugging along, I guess.
00:41:20.000 Yeah.
00:41:24.000 So we just got Elijah Schaffer, we got Drew Hernandez, lots of exciting new shows.
00:41:29.000 It's $10 a month.
00:41:30.000 We've got to raise it.
00:41:31.000 We'll never raise it to the people who are already subscribed, but to the newbies we're going to have to raise it.
00:41:37.000 But that's all the more reason to lock yourself in at 10 bucks a month now.
00:41:42.000 There's a promo code one month, gets you a month for free.
00:41:46.000 Lots of other goodies that are not rolling off the top of my head right now.
00:41:50.000 But yeah, it's a new show every day, tons of content every day, and it's your only way to feel sane in Clown World.
00:41:58.000 And I think, I would argue, it's the only place that does comedy with serious news.
00:42:04.000 Daily Wire and The Blaze, they got plenty of serious news.
00:42:09.000 I'm not chortling a lot with those shows.
00:42:13.000 So until next time, folks, I guess if you're a freeloader, you tune in, what, every Friday?
00:42:18.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.