Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 01, 2022


S4E93 - THIS WAR IS FAKE


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 17 minutes

Words per Minute

147.71613

Word Count

11,448

Sentence Count

1,137

Misogynist Sentences

19

Hate Speech Sentences

46


Summary

On this episode of Conspiracy Theories, host Alex Blumberg is joined by journalist James O'Keefe to discuss a conspiracy theory about the Ukraine crisis and the media s role in it. Also, the 10th anniversary of the death of conservative icon Andrew Breitbart.


Transcript

00:00:49.000 There's too many of us.
00:00:51.000 There's too many of us.
00:00:52.000 There's too many of us.
00:00:54.000 Let's have a war so we can go and die.
00:00:58.000 Let's have a war.
00:00:59.000 We can all get fat like last time.
00:01:02.000 That was fear.
00:01:04.000 Great band from LA.
00:01:06.000 I didn't know that was possible.
00:01:08.000 These were the guys that started the big fight at SNL when they, John Belushi invited all the LES punks, the Little Eastside punk rockers, to come up to the city and start a big fight.
00:01:18.000 And it's the theme of today's show.
00:01:19.000 I finally cracked this case.
00:01:22.000 What's going on in Ukraine?
00:01:26.000 The Bolsheviks, at the end of World War I, so that ended in 1918.
00:01:32.000 In 1917, they started a war.
00:01:34.000 The communists, Lenin, started a war with the Soviet Union.
00:01:39.000 They got the Donbar region, which is the eastern side.
00:01:42.000 All ethnic Russians to this day.
00:01:44.000 But Ukraine won.
00:01:45.000 The Bolsheviks won.
00:01:47.000 I don't like the Bolsheviks.
00:01:49.000 I use it as an insult.
00:01:50.000 I use it as an insult to describe communists that will do anything to win.
00:01:56.000 I mean, modern American communists are Bolsheviks in that they're liars, they're propagandists.
00:02:02.000 The ginos are a good example of modern Bolsheviks in that they'll do anything to win and lie.
00:02:07.000 They called themselves the silent majority.
00:02:09.000 They were not.
00:02:11.000 The original Bolsheviks were not.
00:02:13.000 They're not today either.
00:02:15.000 But when you see Jews turning on Israel, you're seeing modern Bolshevism.
00:02:20.000 So in that sense, yeah.
00:02:22.000 Fuck them.
00:02:23.000 If they were associated with Lenin, fuck them.
00:02:28.000 So this is my theory, and we're going to get deep into this because there's so much lying media going on in Ukraine.
00:02:35.000 And why is it?
00:02:37.000 Well, spoiler alert, the president of Ukraine, President of Putin, President of Putin, President of Russia, our American president are all in cahoots.
00:02:47.000 And Russia said, I need that back.
00:02:51.000 I need Donbar back.
00:02:53.000 And the Ukrainian president goes, you're going to look like an asshole if you just steal it.
00:02:57.000 And he said, let's have a war, just like the song.
00:03:02.000 And the Ukrainian president went, okay, well, I want to look cool, though.
00:03:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:08.000 I'll go like, ow, you hurt me.
00:03:10.000 Like play fighting with your baby brother.
00:03:13.000 And then I'll take it.
00:03:14.000 And then we'll say, whoa, what a war.
00:03:16.000 And Biden shows up.
00:03:18.000 He goes, I want in on this.
00:03:20.000 Okay, well, just you like say sanctions and you get all mad and then we'll send you propaganda and you publish it and then you can raise oil prices and you'll make money off this whole thing.
00:03:31.000 And you're already in bed with Ukraine.
00:03:33.000 So that we'll continue all that and I won't investigate.
00:03:36.000 Nothing will come up of that and everything will be smooth.
00:03:39.000 I'm in.
00:03:40.000 Let's have a war.
00:03:42.000 So Putin, Ukraine guy, what's his name?
00:03:44.000 Nevlev or something?
00:03:46.000 They all agreed to do this.
00:03:48.000 So we'll get to that in depth.
00:03:50.000 I'll prove it to you.
00:03:51.000 But before we do, I just spoke to James O'Keefe.
00:03:56.000 I didn't realize that today is the 10-year anniversary of Andrew Breitbart's death.
00:04:01.000 And I was watching a video he put together about it.
00:04:04.000 And I was remembering when you were in Andrew Breitbart's presence, you just sensed, I don't want to use the term Jesus figure, that feels blasphemous, but you just sense you're with someone special.
00:04:15.000 This is real.
00:04:16.000 This is a big deal.
00:04:17.000 I've got it with a few people, Dash Snow, Andrew WK, Johnny Knoxville, Nick Fuentes, Fleckis, Elijah Schaefer, possibly.
00:04:27.000 Definitely Gavin Wax.
00:04:29.000 You're just around these guys and you're like, you're going places, I can tell.
00:04:34.000 Like with someone like Gavin Wax, I feel like I could just push him out of a plane over the Bermuda Triangle and I would come back a couple months later and he'd have a coconut stand and he'd be selling fucking grass skirts and within a few years he'd own the biggest hotel on that shithole island.
00:04:52.000 And more so with Breitbart, you didn't, you obviously felt like he's a survivor that could survive anywhere in the world and he would have thrived.
00:05:00.000 I mean the guy was adopted.
00:05:02.000 He was predetermined for greatness.
00:05:05.000 Some family picked him up just like being pushed out of a plane and he thrived with his new family.
00:05:12.000 But more so, he was more than just a survivor.
00:05:16.000 He was a savior.
00:05:19.000 And he was so fucking dead set on his path.
00:05:24.000 Like the story I always tell is we were on Red Eye together and we were talking about, I can't even remember what the story was.
00:05:32.000 But on these shows like Fox News, you can tell what you're supposed to say.
00:05:36.000 Oh, it all comes down to the parents.
00:05:38.000 Oh, the Putin is this and Ukraine is that.
00:05:41.000 And, you know, not to insult pharmaceutical companies.
00:05:44.000 And you know what side to choose.
00:05:46.000 And I heard that Roger Ails was going for that when he designed the network.
00:05:49.000 He wanted it to be like the breakfast club.
00:05:51.000 There's the jock, there's the goth, there's the preppy, there's the nerd.
00:05:56.000 Everyone has their role.
00:05:58.000 So even the liberals know, okay, I have to take the liberal stance on this.
00:06:02.000 And so Andy Levy asks Breitbart the question, and Andrew Breitbart goes, what?
00:06:09.000 He goes, well, what do you think about all this?
00:06:11.000 And he goes, you want me to say something glib now?
00:06:14.000 Is that my job?
00:06:18.000 Like, he didn't give a shit what you think.
00:06:20.000 And we were also, this sort of changed my mind about Trump, too, very early on.
00:06:24.000 Actually, not during the presidency, obviously.
00:06:27.000 Andrew was dead by then.
00:06:28.000 But when Romney was running against Obama, was that who was running?
00:06:38.000 This would have been like 2010 or so.
00:06:41.000 Anyway, I think it was a little soon for Obama.
00:06:46.000 Anyway, whoever it was, Trump wanted to hold the debates in Mar-a-Lago.
00:06:52.000 And so what you say is he's just showing off.
00:06:54.000 He's this billionaire asshole, and he wants to brag and make it all about him.
00:07:01.000 And I was ready to spout, I have to concede I was ready to spout that derivative answer, maybe try to add a humorous tinge to it, but I knew my role here at the news karaoke machine.
00:07:12.000 And Breitbart goes, so?
00:07:16.000 And we said, well, he's just showing off.
00:07:18.000 Yeah, I know.
00:07:19.000 So?
00:07:20.000 He should show off.
00:07:20.000 He's a successful entrepreneur.
00:07:22.000 I'd rather we have an entrepreneur showing off and showing young people and Americans in general that this is our hero, someone who made tons of money and kicks ass and runs businesses, and not some fucking giant corporate network.
00:07:37.000 Would you rather it was on ABC or CBS?
00:07:39.000 Because why?
00:07:40.000 They're the gatekeepers.
00:07:41.000 They deserve to have the debates.
00:07:43.000 They're special?
00:07:46.000 I never thought of that.
00:07:48.000 Yeah.
00:07:48.000 Show off, entrepreneurs.
00:07:51.000 Maybe that helped facilitate the Proud Boys, where we say, glorify the entrepreneur.
00:07:59.000 Is that the episode?
00:08:01.000 I don't believe it's the same one, no.
00:08:03.000 If I'm not on it, it's not the same one.
00:08:06.000 I saw the wide shot.
00:08:06.000 I didn't see you though.
00:08:07.000 Let's see.
00:08:10.000 No.
00:08:11.000 Yeah, that seems around the same.
00:08:16.000 That's not me.
00:08:19.000 Yeah, and he spotted that in other people.
00:08:22.000 He would say, you're going places.
00:08:24.000 Of course, he noticed my incredible prowess.
00:08:26.000 I like to make all deaths and anniversaries of deaths about me.
00:08:30.000 That's why you put up pictures of the dead guy on Instagram and you're like, Bob Sagat was my friend.
00:08:35.000 I miss him so much.
00:08:36.000 Me, me, me, me.
00:08:39.000 So also, speaking of me, we raised about 17 grand for his family after he died by selling t-shirts that said so question mark.
00:08:48.000 I still see them occasionally.
00:08:50.000 But yeah, a lot of people wonder why he died.
00:08:55.000 There's all these crazy theories that he got shot with an ice bullet that disintegrates so you can't see it, and the CIA, the FBI, were out to kill him, and they did it in an untraceable way.
00:09:09.000 I don't believe that.
00:09:10.000 I love conspiracies, and they're often true.
00:09:13.000 But I think what happened was he was getting sued by that black bitch.
00:09:19.000 I forget her name, but it was the woman who said, I'm racist.
00:09:22.000 And when I was giving out money to farmers, I didn't want to give it to white farmers.
00:09:26.000 I gave it to black farmers.
00:09:27.000 And he outed that tape.
00:09:30.000 Now, later on in it, she goes, but I need to get over that.
00:09:33.000 So she was suing him for not including that context.
00:09:37.000 Yeah.
00:09:38.000 But if a white guy said, I'm racist, I don't like giving money to black farmers, it wouldn't matter if he said, I need to get over that.
00:09:46.000 That's irrelevant.
00:09:48.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:09:52.000 So she was suing him, and I think it was stressing him out, and it's stressing out his marriage.
00:09:57.000 Shirley Sherrod.
00:09:58.000 Sherrod, yeah, that was her name.
00:10:02.000 And that can chip away at you and stress you out.
00:10:05.000 And I think he had a fucking heart attack from the stress.
00:10:08.000 That's my belief.
00:10:10.000 But let's go over this beautiful tribute that James O'Keefe did for Andrew Breitbart.
00:10:19.000 Welcome to my house.
00:10:21.000 Hello, James.
00:10:22.000 Hey, take your chapeau off.
00:10:24.000 Welcome to my house.
00:10:28.000 James must have been like 22 in.
00:10:30.000 Andrew and I were very different people in many respects, but similar in that we had this fire inside of ourselves to be the so-called tip of the spear.
00:10:43.000 Destroying corruption.
00:10:45.000 It's another way of sort of tackling, taking on power.
00:10:49.000 Just for a second here, you can see that Breitbart knew that James was going to be somebody, just like I said, that genius spots genius and leaders spot leaders.
00:10:58.000 But they were so different.
00:10:59.000 James is very measured and on point and occasionally giggles.
00:11:03.000 Andrew Breitbart would sort of take over the table and he'd have a sip of your wine and he'd tell you to try this and these are delicious.
00:11:10.000 And he'd make speeches and talk about people and come up with plans and say, we got to meet tomorrow and we're going to change the world.
00:11:17.000 I mean, it's like this whole idea that anyone can be anyone is fucking horseshit.
00:11:23.000 No one could be Andrew Bipart.
00:11:25.000 And if he was still around today, he would be leading.
00:11:28.000 He might have changed CNN.
00:11:29.000 Maybe CNN would be unwoke and good.
00:11:32.000 He might be president.
00:11:34.000 He would be a major power in American politics.
00:11:37.000 I 100% guarantee you.
00:11:39.000 And I know that makes you say, well, that's why they killed him.
00:11:41.000 Possibly.
00:11:43.000 Possibly.
00:11:44.000 So this type of journalism that we do is to counter the false narratives.
00:11:50.000 Are you going to retract it?
00:11:51.000 Are you going to retract it?
00:11:52.000 You retract the wiretap.
00:11:54.000 Sure, I retract.
00:11:55.000 I should not have used the word.
00:11:56.000 Thank you very much.
00:11:58.000 He had that magic.
00:11:59.000 He was a human machine.
00:12:01.000 It was incredible what he did and how he operated, the speed at which he lived, which maybe contributed to his death at 43 years old.
00:12:10.000 And then when he died at lost a brother-in-arms, it was tough.
00:12:14.000 That seems like a long time ago, 2012.
00:12:17.000 But he was a very dear warrior soulmate.
00:12:21.000 But he had this understanding of media psychology.
00:12:26.000 This is a concerted effort.
00:12:28.000 This is a concerted effort.
00:12:29.000 Politics of personal destruction.
00:12:32.000 You, John Podesta.
00:12:35.000 Address the issue that if you're somebody like Andrew Reitbart and you're going to take on Acorn with Hannah and James.
00:12:43.000 If you're going to take on the media, the complex, as you call it in the book, you go into very specific details.
00:12:48.000 First of all, you're telling people that there are plenty of openings.
00:12:51.000 He said, don't try to hide anything.
00:12:53.000 Be who you are.
00:12:54.000 Watch.
00:12:54.000 Yeah, but I mean like the legal issues and everything.
00:12:58.000 I don't know if I mean...
00:12:59.000 Well, then don't say anything that I don't want people to know about?
00:13:02.000 Well, then I can't very much.
00:13:03.000 Oh, well, you're on camera.
00:13:05.000 And I was always fearful.
00:13:06.000 I'd go to bed at night thinking, I'm going to go on TV tomorrow.
00:13:09.000 I'm going to go on the Bill Maher show.
00:13:10.000 I remember talking to you about this.
00:13:12.000 Yeah, and going on the Bill Maher show, and you wake up in the middle of the night thinking, what if I say the wrong thing?
00:13:17.000 What if the audience booze me?
00:13:18.000 You know what Sean Hannity did after this interview?
00:13:21.000 He said, you got to come to my house and have steaks.
00:13:26.000 Sean Hannity lives on some weird island like off of Long Island or something.
00:13:31.000 Or maybe it's off of like Fire Island or something.
00:13:34.000 And he put Breitbart in his personal helicopter.
00:13:38.000 They flew.
00:13:39.000 It was late at night.
00:13:40.000 They'd already had dinner in the city.
00:13:42.000 They flew to his house and, oh, I guess they didn't have had dinner.
00:13:45.000 They already had drinks.
00:13:46.000 He flew to his house and they had steaks at Sean's house because Sean spotted the genius in Andrew Breitbart.
00:13:53.000 Everyone around him who had any kind of influence and power went, this guy's going to be big.
00:13:59.000 I want to spend more time with him.
00:14:01.000 It's almost like we knew he was going to die.
00:14:03.000 We knew this kind of genius and power was going to be short-lived.
00:14:10.000 What if Bill Marsh smirks at me?
00:14:12.000 Be front-facing.
00:14:14.000 He said the media is everything.
00:14:16.000 It's the only thing.
00:14:17.000 Worst case scenario.
00:14:18.000 And then my family was in the green room, and it was like a funeral.
00:14:23.000 And they said, I'm so sorry that that happened to you.
00:14:25.000 And I said, you have no idea.
00:14:26.000 I feel that.
00:14:27.000 It liberated you.
00:14:28.000 It was liberating.
00:14:29.000 The wall of shame at Project Veritas never would have been the wall of shame without Andrew Breitbart.
00:14:34.000 Actually, Andrew Breitbart came up with the concept of Retracto, the correction alpaca.
00:14:41.000 And one time I was in a hotel room, this was January, February of 2010, and it was very late at night.
00:14:47.000 And Andrew and I were laughing probably until we cried when he said there should be a mascot for these retractos.
00:14:55.000 And we'll call him Retracto.
00:14:58.000 And it should be an alpaca.
00:15:00.000 And now Veritas, 10, 11 years later, has gotten some 300, 400 retractions and corrections and articles questioning our ethics.
00:15:09.000 None of this would have happened without Enterprise Bart.
00:15:11.000 Yeah, I want to throw to a piece of tape.
00:15:13.000 My favorite tape of the day.
00:15:14.000 You brought up James O'Keefe.
00:15:16.000 Look, can we, I want you to say, so what you're supposed to do here is laugh and roll your eyes at James O'Keefe because he looks so stupid in the video.
00:15:25.000 Skills.
00:15:37.000 Andrew, how does that help the conservative movement?
00:15:44.000 I liked it.
00:15:46.000 I liked it.
00:15:46.000 You couldn't have liked that.
00:15:48.000 Of course, I did.
00:15:48.000 You're just being polite.
00:15:50.000 Look, I like our truth make it.
00:15:54.000 So I have a different type of.
00:15:56.000 You've got to watch that whole video, and if you can keep a straight face in that.
00:16:00.000 I don't think you're supposed to take it.
00:16:02.000 So you think it's a parody of a video?
00:16:04.000 Yeah, I think it's kind of funny.
00:16:06.000 It's like a thriller meets Hot for Teacher, meets Dorky Guys.
00:16:11.000 Meets Ben.
00:16:13.000 The Roger Rabble was made for catching.
00:16:15.000 It's James Hooker-esque.
00:16:16.000 I loved it.
00:16:18.000 How do you go about expanding the conservative movement's appeal?
00:16:22.000 Destroy the left.
00:16:24.000 Yeah.
00:16:25.000 I mean, that's been my technique.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, but you see.
00:16:40.000 I thought, okay, let's start the show.
00:16:42.000 Let's do the start the show, start the show.
00:16:44.000 The official start the show.
00:16:46.000 I'm going to update the page comes from here.
00:16:51.000 The truck comes out of nowhere else.
00:16:53.000 The truck is about to arrive from this side.
00:16:56.000 And the trunk arrives here.
00:16:58.000 I believe he flies away the same direction.
00:16:59.000 That's true.
00:17:00.000 The truck was on their way to the convoy.
00:17:04.000 But now they're back.
00:17:06.000 And so here it is.
00:17:19.000 Let's take Biden out of this.
00:17:21.000 He ruins it.
00:17:22.000 It's too long of a delay.
00:17:24.000 I thought this was a profound tweet where this woman basically, it actually had occurred to me before I saw this.
00:17:32.000 I can't remember if I said this to you or not, but someone was talking to Anthony Kumia and they said, you should tell apartment boss that.
00:17:43.000 Now, apartment boss may or may not be an alias he uses on Twitter.
00:17:49.000 And he says, yeah, I will tell apartment boss that.
00:17:52.000 I bet he would like that.
00:17:54.000 Now, I texted Anthony after that and I said, okay, now say what you just said in a Russian accent.
00:18:00.000 Yes, maybe I should be doing this with apartment boss.
00:18:05.000 Maybe apartment boss will be saying these things.
00:18:09.000 Does that sound like a free society to you where people speak in code about the voice you use in public?
00:18:15.000 That sounds like the Soviet Union to me.
00:18:18.000 Hey, you should have Party Man Vlad say that.
00:18:21.000 Yes, Partyman Vlad, not me.
00:18:24.000 Partyman Vlad is saying this.
00:18:26.000 And as I'm saying this to Anne, I'm on an encrypted app that deletes our texts right after we're done.
00:18:32.000 Like, I never thought I would be living in a society where I'm using encrypted apps and speaking about people's potential aliases.
00:18:41.000 So what does Peachy Keenan say?
00:18:44.000 At this moment, in my own country, in America, I'm not free to express my opinions in public, put certain politician signs on my lawn, bumper stickers on my car, or otherwise break from regime consensus without suffering physical or economic consequences.
00:19:00.000 Like I was at the car wash with this woman the other day.
00:19:03.000 I knew her husband, and she had pro-cop bumper stickers and little flags, little flags that were sticking out like by her license plate, which got pretty beaten up in the car wash.
00:19:14.000 And they were blue line flags.
00:19:16.000 And I said, well, that's brave, especially in the city.
00:19:19.000 And she goes, yeah, my husband says, if our car gets vandalized, it gets vandalized.
00:19:27.000 That's just the way it is.
00:19:29.000 I have to express myself.
00:19:30.000 I have to support the cops.
00:19:34.000 What's the next one?
00:19:35.000 I think it's a thread.
00:19:39.000 But I should drop everything, risk nuclear annihilation to cry for a far-off place I will never see or visit, a place that my ancestors came from, but who cares?
00:19:51.000 These people over there deserve to be free and independent and enjoy fair elections, but I don't.
00:19:57.000 Equity, am I right?
00:19:58.000 And of course, we're more concerned with Ukraine's borders than we are with our own.
00:20:04.000 Biden happily opens the borders, lets anyone in.
00:20:08.000 They don't need to have the vaccine.
00:20:09.000 They can come on in because they might lead to votes.
00:20:14.000 So I want to do a deep dive on Ukraine.
00:20:16.000 We'll go over to the green screen in a second.
00:20:19.000 But first, I want to just do a little refresher on Biden's relationship with Ukraine.
00:20:24.000 We've all seen this, but let's put it back in our frontal lobes.
00:20:29.000 So we caught him.
00:20:32.000 We found out that he had given his son a cushy deal to get involved in mining in Ukraine, which made no sense.
00:20:41.000 He had no experience with either.
00:20:43.000 And we were learning that Hunter called his dad the big guy.
00:20:48.000 And he has to give a cut to the big guy.
00:20:50.000 I believe the cut is 50%.
00:20:53.000 Pretty good deal.
00:20:54.000 I mean, how many politicians do we know who make 140 to 200K a year and are worth tens of millions of dollars?
00:21:00.000 That's from doing cuts to the big guy.
00:21:03.000 So giving cuts to the big guy.
00:21:04.000 So an investigation was happening.
00:21:09.000 This is when he was vice president.
00:21:12.000 And here he is bragging.
00:21:13.000 You've seen it a million times.
00:21:14.000 We've got to get it back on the forefront of our minds.
00:21:16.000 Here he is bragging about how, and this is quid pro quo, which is what Trump was almost impeached for.
00:21:24.000 Here is bragging that I am not going to let the American government give any kind of funding to Ukraine unless they drop this investigation.
00:21:35.000 Now, keep in mind, by the way, the president of Ukraine is no hero.
00:21:39.000 He is a despot who has quelled democratic protests.
00:21:43.000 He's propped up by us.
00:21:44.000 He's fake.
00:21:46.000 So this is why I believe in this allegiance with Putin, Biden, and what's his name?
00:21:52.000 Nerdy.
00:21:52.000 Zelensky.
00:21:53.000 Zelensky.
00:21:54.000 Why did I think his name was Nyvev or something?
00:21:56.000 Is that his first name?
00:21:57.000 Vladimir Zelensky.
00:21:59.000 That's the president of Ukraine.
00:22:00.000 Yes.
00:22:02.000 All right.
00:22:02.000 So here he is saying Ukraine gets no money.
00:22:05.000 I remember going over.
00:22:07.000 Didn't they get rid of this president after this and put in a new guy that wouldn't be so nosy?
00:22:13.000 Maybe this is the new guy.
00:22:15.000 I remember going over, convincing our team, our brothers, to convincing us that we should be providing for loan guarantees.
00:22:23.000 And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
00:22:33.000 And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.
00:22:42.000 So they said they were walking out to the press company.
00:22:45.000 I said, no, I said, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
00:22:49.000 They said, you have no authority.
00:22:51.000 You're not the president.
00:22:51.000 The president said, I said, call him.
00:22:54.000 I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars.
00:22:57.000 I said, you're not getting the billion.
00:22:58.000 I'm going to be leaving here.
00:22:59.000 And I think it was, what, six hours?
00:23:01.000 I looked.
00:23:01.000 I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
00:23:03.000 If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
00:23:06.000 Well, son of a bitch.
00:23:08.000 Got fired.
00:23:09.000 And they put in place someone who was solid at the time.
00:23:14.000 Solid?
00:23:16.000 Solid.
00:23:16.000 Meaning doesn't investigate me.
00:23:18.000 Isn't it weird seeing Biden speak English?
00:23:21.000 Yeah.
00:23:22.000 Wow.
00:23:23.000 That's like, when I look at that, I went, that must have been a hell of a fucking nap for him to be able to talk like that.
00:23:29.000 In this day and age, for him to...
00:23:31.000 He's bragging about how corrupt he is, which is not very smart.
00:23:34.000 You should probably keep that to yourself.
00:23:35.000 Keep your fucking international crimes to yourself.
00:23:38.000 But Jesus, at least that was a bunch of sentences that were in English.
00:23:44.000 And then, of course, he was questioned on this back in the early days before we became a complete Soviet empire.
00:23:52.000 Remember this little moment?
00:23:55.000 And it's interesting because I don't think Axios is around anymore, and I haven't seen this guy since.
00:24:02.000 I think this is the end of his career.
00:24:04.000 Just like with the prosecutor in Ukraine, you better get rid of this journalist, son of a bitch.
00:24:10.000 He was gone.
00:24:12.000 Hunter Biden, your son, was getting paid a lot of money to serve on the board of a Ukrainian energy company facing serious corruption charges.
00:24:20.000 You were the vice president running point on Ukraine.
00:24:23.000 The average Joe hears that and says, that sounds ficy.
00:24:27.000 What's your understanding of what your son was doing for an extraordinary amount of money?
00:24:31.000 I don't know what he was doing.
00:24:33.000 I know he was on the board.
00:24:34.000 I found out he was on the board after he was on the board.
00:24:37.000 And that was it.
00:24:38.000 And there's nobody.
00:24:40.000 Isn't this something you want to get to the bottom of?
00:24:42.000 No, because I trust my son.
00:24:44.000 But that doesn't pass the small test point.
00:24:46.000 When you're vice president, isn't there a higher standard?
00:24:48.000 Don't you need to know what's happening with your family?
00:24:50.000 Don't you need to put down some guardrails?
00:24:54.000 Unless there was something that was something on its face that was wrong.
00:24:58.000 There's nothing on its face that was wrong.
00:25:00.000 How about the fact that you clearly were a huge influence in him getting the gig?
00:25:06.000 That on its face is wrong.
00:25:08.000 And he has zero experience in anything remotely Ukrainian or in the field of mining.
00:25:14.000 There's three doozies in a row, my friend.
00:25:16.000 That's wrong.
00:25:18.000 Donald Trump made it very clear that his sons would not be involved in any of his businesses after he was president.
00:25:26.000 So look, if you want to talk about problems, you know, let's talk about Trump's family.
00:25:32.000 I mean, come on.
00:25:33.000 This is...
00:25:34.000 So these guys are busy.
00:25:38.000 So you think that everything that happened was kosher?
00:25:41.000 You know there's not one single bit of evidence, not one little tiny bit, to suggest anything done was wrong.
00:25:49.000 You know that.
00:25:49.000 But you keep asking me these questions.
00:25:51.000 It's okay.
00:25:52.000 You know, you're doing what you have to do.
00:25:55.000 But I'm not worried about it.
00:25:57.000 Look, the American public knows me.
00:25:59.000 Last one on this.
00:26:02.000 Again, by the way, again, stop.
00:26:05.000 He seems pretty articulate.
00:26:06.000 Now, this is probably right before he was president.
00:26:09.000 This is when he was running.
00:26:11.000 This is like probably a few years ago.
00:26:14.000 So he has really gone downhill recently.
00:26:17.000 His articulation was kind of working against.
00:26:20.000 He meant to say, You're just doing your job.
00:26:21.000 Sure.
00:26:22.000 And he goes, you're just doing what you have to do.
00:26:26.000 That's not as good as what we saw with the Ukrainian shit, the other Ukrainian shit.
00:26:31.000 But it's still not what we got today.
00:26:34.000 I've heard this about Alzheimer's and what's the other one?
00:26:38.000 Delirium?
00:26:39.000 Dementia.
00:26:40.000 Dementia.
00:26:40.000 You really, like, zoom, go off a cliff.
00:26:42.000 When it hits, it hits.
00:26:45.000 It seems like to be working in his favor, though.
00:26:47.000 Like, if you're not entrapping yourself and incriminating yourself left and right by maybe they accelerated it because they noticed it's better to be embarrassed by how stupid you are than watch you hand everyone all of this evidence you know these vitamin b shots are making me feel a little weird man what guardrails would you have to be sure that your son your brother doesn't uh do anything to trade on the family name they will not be engaged in any foreign business because of what's happened in this administration
00:32:23.000 fake viral footage but what's the the caption below that tick tock old footage rebadged on tick tock as the latest from ukraine yeah so this is just russians flying around um a long time ago here we have a uh a tractor destroying a home,
00:32:41.000 but it's actually been photoshopped into the picture.
00:32:44.000 People are reverse Google image searching everything they get and realizing it's all horseshit.
00:32:50.000 So it's strange seeing the left try to...
00:32:53.000 So this is the left saying, try to maybe try to figure out what's real and what's not.
00:32:58.000 And here's what a reverse image search is.
00:33:00.000 And there's a lot of stuff going on, but it's not really a big deal.
00:33:03.000 You could parse through it yourself.
00:33:05.000 Okay.
00:33:07.000 But let me show you a much better video.
00:33:09.000 Oh, no, sorry.
00:33:11.000 Let's go to 17.
00:33:14.000 Here's a typical example.
00:33:16.000 Andy No points out that this bombing footage you're seeing is from a video game.
00:33:21.000 The whole war is a fucking video game.
00:33:27.000 It's not very good footage, is it?
00:33:31.000 I guess it's a good thing you guys are gaming all the time because you notice things.
00:33:38.000 1-8, we got Joey Saladino.
00:33:42.000 Turn it up.
00:33:44.000 The ghost of Kleve, fighter pilot, blowing up a Russian aircraft is actually from a video game.
00:33:50.000 This, among many other viral clips, have been exposed as fake.
00:33:54.000 You must question everything you see.
00:33:56.000 Drop the video like and follow me.
00:33:57.000 So that's the ghost of Kiev.
00:33:59.000 I'm sick of this stupid Kiev shit.
00:34:01.000 We've been calling it Kiev forever.
00:34:03.000 I told you yesterday I was totally confused when I saw K-Y-E-V.
00:34:07.000 I thought it's another, or Ivy, I thought it was another city I hadn't heard of.
00:34:10.000 It's Kiev.
00:34:12.000 Same place we've been calling it forever.
00:34:13.000 It's not Nippon, it's Japan.
00:34:16.000 It's not Nicaragua.
00:34:17.000 It's Nicaragua.
00:34:19.000 But the ghost of Kiev is a perfect example of this misinformation.
00:34:24.000 I think the president of Ukraine told Putin that I need some sort of rock star moments.
00:34:28.000 I need you guys looking dumb.
00:34:30.000 And what did we get in day one?
00:34:31.000 We got these two Russian POWs going, what the fuck?
00:34:36.000 Oh, we've got them in their tanks.
00:34:38.000 We're lost.
00:34:39.000 We ran out of gas.
00:34:40.000 We have no GPS.
00:34:43.000 You know, GPS in your tank in 2022?
00:34:47.000 Is it made of wood?
00:34:48.000 Actually, we did see that too.
00:34:50.000 We saw guys running around with cardboard guns.
00:34:52.000 We've got Ukrainian soldiers with their clips falling out.
00:34:56.000 It's a shit show.
00:34:57.000 The problem is this fake propaganda is being propagated by retards.
00:35:02.000 So they're not sending their best here in this theatrical war.
00:35:06.000 But so the funniest part of this is, of course...
00:35:11.000 No, no, you've got to go to 19.
00:35:15.000 I hope I sent you the right notes.
00:35:18.000 Was that 19?
00:35:19.000 It is 19.
00:35:21.000 Well, then what's 2.0?
00:35:22.000 C. Oh, shit, they're the same fucking thing.
00:35:27.000 I can find it.
00:35:28.000 Yeah, look up Kinzinger falling for the meme.
00:35:32.000 So the ghost of Kiev is this awesome guy that killed, I don't know, well, the alt-right is joking, 6 million Russians.
00:35:40.000 We don't play that game.
00:35:43.000 But yeah, he's shot down dozens of fighters.
00:35:46.000 No one knows who he is.
00:35:47.000 It's so cool.
00:35:48.000 It's so rock and roll.
00:35:50.000 And immediately, the only people that are getting this, of course, are the trolls, our people.
00:35:55.000 And so they make the ghost to Kiev Sam Hyde.
00:36:01.000 And this retarded Democrat, imagine being so out of touch, you have no idea who Sam Hyde is or what he looks like.
00:36:08.000 Could you be less invested in the culture?
00:36:11.000 Politics is downstream from the culture, and the media is everything, as Breitbart said.
00:36:16.000 He would have sussed this out so quickly.
00:36:18.000 The ghost of Kiev has a name, and he absolutely owned the Russian Air Force.
00:36:24.000 Godspeed and more kills, Samuel.
00:36:28.000 And there he is, Sam Hyde in a plane.
00:36:33.000 Like, they're just pawns.
00:36:35.000 So I say that this propaganda is run by retards, but the media, the modern media, are so weak and limp-wristed that they get handed garbage propaganda like fucking Sam Hyde and they go, he owned them.
00:36:50.000 He can't keep getting away with this.
00:36:53.000 He cannot keep getting away with this.
00:36:56.000 Of course, Tucker caught this.
00:36:58.000 Just the other day, Kinzinger posted images on Twitter of a Ukrainian air ace called the Ghost of Kiev.
00:37:04.000 He downed Russian MiGs left and right.
00:37:06.000 Russian MiGs.
00:37:08.000 The fact is no idea.
00:37:09.000 Kinzinger had no idea because he knows nothing.
00:37:11.000 Quote, the ghost of Kiev has a name, and he has absolutely owned the Russian Air Force, he tweeted.
00:37:16.000 Imagine a sitting member of Congress tweeting about a war like it's a cable news segment.
00:37:21.000 He absolutely owned the Russian Air Force.
00:37:23.000 Really?
00:37:24.000 Get some respect.
00:37:25.000 People are dying, buffoon.
00:37:28.000 Kinzinger then attempts to get away from it.
00:37:29.000 Yeah, that's another good point.
00:37:30.000 I didn't think of that.
00:37:32.000 Forget that you got the wrong guy.
00:37:33.000 Why are you talking about people owning people when they destroy other soldiers and kill them in midair?
00:37:41.000 Is that awesome?
00:37:44.000 Of the comedian Sam Hyde sitting in the cockpit of a fighter jet.
00:37:47.000 Sam Hyde, for the record, is not a Ukrainian fighter ace.
00:37:50.000 He is, once again, a comedian.
00:37:52.000 That was Adam Kinzinger.
00:37:53.000 These are the people pushing us toward a new world war.
00:37:56.000 Just the other day, Kinzinger posted.
00:37:58.000 And then, of course, Stone Toss's take is always fantastic.
00:38:02.000 Ghost of Kiev, six million planes shot down.
00:38:06.000 Exorcist of Kiev.
00:38:07.000 Tucker Ghost is fake news hoax.
00:38:11.000 You're the fake guns.
00:38:15.000 There's the fake guns, yep.
00:38:18.000 And then 2-2.
00:38:21.000 I hope this is the right one.
00:38:23.000 Oh, yeah, he's the ghost of Kiev.
00:38:24.000 He's shot down like 10 planes already.
00:38:26.000 Sounds made up.
00:38:27.000 Shit, but there's this...
00:38:28.000 Did I send it to you in a separate email?
00:38:30.000 There's this doozy of a report that sort of sums up everything I'm saying and does a better job in five minutes than I've done this entire show.
00:38:38.000 Here, I'll resend it to you, Ryan.
00:38:40.000 Sure, sure.
00:38:41.000 In the meantime, we have this map.
00:38:42.000 Is this map important?
00:38:44.000 Yep.
00:38:46.000 So zoom out.
00:38:47.000 This is what I was talking about earlier.
00:38:49.000 All that area.
00:38:51.000 So this area is the Donbar region that I've been talking about all show.
00:38:56.000 This is what Putin, Biden, and what's-is-knots Have agreed to just give up after a funny little theater.
00:39:03.000 These are the two big cities in the Donbar region.
00:39:07.000 So the Keith Olberman was jumping down Jon Stewart's throat because Jon Stewart said it's like if this comedian, I forgot, like Greenlee McEvey or something, it sounds like a silly name, but became Winston Churchill.
00:39:24.000 And Olberman thought that was a slight on Zelensky.
00:39:28.000 So he was like, you know, fucking Jon Stewart sucks, and I can't believe he's making fun of Zelensky.
00:39:35.000 He wasn't.
00:39:35.000 He was actually applauding Zelensky.
00:39:38.000 You know, despite what you think about that, he was saying it's crazy.
00:39:42.000 It's like a comedian becomes like a general.
00:39:44.000 And Keith Olderman's cold take was making fun of him.
00:39:48.000 Wait, it's gone.
00:39:51.000 It got taken down.
00:39:54.000 This was from a few seconds ago.
00:39:57.000 And it was this.
00:39:59.000 Hold on a second.
00:40:00.000 What site?
00:40:07.000 It's gone.
00:40:09.000 No Wayback Machine.
00:40:10.000 So I sent you a bunch, Ryan.
00:40:13.000 That one was cool because it was like five minutes of them.
00:40:16.000 And I know you assholes at home are saying, you should just record the videos that you're going to play.
00:40:21.000 So they don't get...
00:40:22.000 Dude, how many links and videos have we shown you today?
00:40:26.000 Am I supposed to download all those?
00:40:28.000 That would add like two hours to prep time.
00:40:30.000 So suck my dick.
00:40:32.000 But yeah, that guy panicked, I guess, and removed them immediately.
00:40:35.000 But this was on the list.
00:40:39.000 And here we go.
00:40:40.000 Look at that.
00:40:41.000 The son, the guardian.
00:40:42.000 This was in the New York Post, too.
00:40:44.000 Her blood on his hands.
00:40:46.000 That wasn't from the war in Ukraine.
00:40:48.000 This picture is probably the most popular picture from the entire war so far.
00:40:55.000 How many times have you seen this, Broad?
00:40:57.000 Zoom in there?
00:41:02.000 Go down.
00:41:04.000 It's a 2018 gas explosion, folks.
00:41:09.000 Dies ist ein gas explosion in Magnikturkorsk im jar dunden fashion und eitenschnuppenstadt.
00:41:20.000 So there's one of them.
00:41:23.000 These go on and on.
00:41:24.000 I don't, like, I've seen a lot of this with Israel.
00:41:27.000 They call it Pollywood, P-A-L-L-Y, when the Palestinians take some picture and they stage it and they lie in the road.
00:41:36.000 But here we have, this is ironic that I use that as an example, because here we have an old footage of a Palestinian activist widely shared as some brassy broad standing up to a Russian soldier.
00:41:47.000 And by the way, you know that famous clip where they're on the island and they go, we're giving you a chance to surrender.
00:41:54.000 And they go, go fuck yourself.
00:41:57.000 I don't know why I'm doing a German accent.
00:42:00.000 They did say that.
00:42:01.000 They did say, go fuck yourself.
00:42:02.000 And then they surrendered and walked up.
00:42:05.000 So they said, go fuck yourself for the tape.
00:42:08.000 And then they surrendered so they didn't die.
00:42:10.000 Again, I'm not defending Russia.
00:42:13.000 I hate the entire Eastern world.
00:42:15.000 They can all go suck a dick.
00:42:16.000 They're all corrupt assholes.
00:42:18.000 And everything you hear about them is lies.
00:42:20.000 Fuck Putin, fuck Biden, and fuck fuckface.
00:42:24.000 What's his name again?
00:42:25.000 Zelensky.
00:42:26.000 Fuck Zielinsky.
00:42:27.000 Vladimir Zelensky.
00:42:29.000 What's this now?
00:42:30.000 Oh, this is like local news.
00:42:37.000 Yeah, I can't.
00:42:37.000 Is this your stuff you found?
00:42:40.000 Yeah, this is a compilation.
00:42:43.000 So that's the video game, right?
00:42:44.000 Yeah.
00:42:45.000 Oh, this was famous.
00:42:46.000 That's from a while ago.
00:42:51.000 That's also from the video game.
00:42:56.000 That's a famous clip we've all seen of the clip falling out.
00:42:59.000 That doesn't really prove anything besides the Ukrainians are incompetent.
00:43:02.000 That's not fake, per se.
00:43:07.000 Oh, there's Beards and Beardsley.
00:43:09.000 I didn't know he was fluent in German.
00:43:12.000 I didn't know he could speak a language.
00:43:18.000 Yeah, Grindface is aggressively posting this information.
00:43:21.000 Oh, the Tanjin explosion, yeah.
00:43:22.000 That was one of the craziest explosions we've ever seen.
00:43:26.000 That happened years ago.
00:43:28.000 Years ago, yeah.
00:43:29.000 That's the craziest explosion I've ever seen outside of the nuclear war.
00:43:33.000 So what was that, Infowars?
00:43:34.000 Yeah, Banda video compilation.
00:43:36.000 Okay, so go back to the ones I sent.
00:43:40.000 We've got that one, Gas Lady, Tangen Explosion, the video games, the ghost to Kiev.
00:43:48.000 It keeps going and going and going.
00:43:56.000 Oh, that's the one, the Tangen.
00:44:01.000 Wasn't that an electricity plant that blew up?
00:44:13.000 Never liked Jane.
00:44:20.000 5,000 fufts?
00:44:22.000 Funfs is a lot of wolfs.
00:44:24.000 Funf means 5.
00:44:26.000 5,50.
00:44:28.000 Just say 25,000 next time.
00:44:35.000 We already talked about tangents, we got that one.
00:44:37.000 What else do we have?
00:44:39.000 As far as my links.
00:44:41.000 Oh, yeah, this is a pretty good comp.
00:44:43.000 I'm surprised it's so mainstream.
00:44:53.000 Russia began attacking Ukraine early on February 24th, and videos claiming to be from the attack followed on social media.
00:45:01.000 So we're stepping in to fact-check them.
00:45:03.000 First, there's this video on Twitter with more than 300,000 views with the caption, stay safe, you are living in Ukraine.
00:45:11.000 So let's verify.
00:45:13.000 Does this video show an aerial attack in Ukraine?
00:45:16.000 Our sources are videos posted to YouTube, Instagram, and TikTok, and Flight Global's annual Air Force inventory.
00:45:23.000 Verify found the same video was posted in October 2021 on TikTok with the caption, you are going to die In Spanish.
00:45:31.000 Two days later, it was also posted on YouTube and it was shared on Instagram.
00:45:35.000 The person who originally posted the video tagged it with CGI, suggesting the video was computer generated.
00:45:41.000 Both videos use the hashtag World War II and the TikTok uses the hashtag 1940s, which is a not the 1940s era propeller planes in the video.
00:45:51.000 Flight Global does not list the Russian military as having any propeller combat aircraft.
00:45:57.000 So, no.
00:45:58.000 You know what I love about these small-town news guys, these local newsmen?
00:46:02.000 They're still naive enough to think that they can do their job correctly and do research and shit won't get shut down.
00:46:07.000 The guy who deleted this video is aware of the climate we're in.
00:46:11.000 This guy's doomed.
00:46:27.000 The original video of this flyover was posted.
00:46:29.000 Normal news is slow, isn't it?
00:46:31.000 We covered this in like eight seconds.
00:46:35.000 You know what it is?
00:46:36.000 They're overstaffed.
00:46:37.000 So the graphics guy did all this and they mirrored it and they've got to show the whole thing in long form.
00:46:45.000 Oh, yeah, we got it.
00:46:46.000 We got it.
00:46:47.000 Verify.
00:46:48.000 This video does not show Russian fighter jets over Ukraine.
00:46:51.000 That's clear.
00:46:52.000 If you see more images and videos claiming to illustrate Russia invading Ukraine, send them to us and we'll check them out.
00:46:59.000 Endgag has a swath of things coming in.
00:47:04.000 Some fake, some real.
00:47:06.000 And then there's people that usually either back it up or say this is bullshit.
00:47:11.000 I mean, it's journalism 101.
00:47:13.000 Can I verify this?
00:47:14.000 Is this real?
00:47:15.000 Why did James O'Keefe give back Joe Biden's daughter's diary?
00:47:20.000 Because he couldn't verify the authenticity of it.
00:47:22.000 He contacted her.
00:47:23.000 She wouldn't say whether it was or it wasn't.
00:47:26.000 It's worthless to him now.
00:47:28.000 But these people can't even do reverse Google image searches.
00:47:32.000 Come on, guys.
00:47:34.000 You are easy tools for the elites.
00:47:37.000 All right, so my final note here is that Rolling Stone has noticed this too.
00:47:41.000 It's become unignorable, if that's a word.
00:47:45.000 And their take is, if you have a problem with these, you're nuts.
00:47:52.000 What?
00:47:53.000 Ukraine's a false flag.
00:47:54.000 No, it's the end of the deep state.
00:47:56.000 Nutters can't decide.
00:47:57.000 So you and I are nuts for noticing this thing.
00:48:00.000 And in the article, they concede that there are tons of fake images and fake videos.
00:48:05.000 They just don't like that we extrapolate anything from it, and we should just accept that that's the normal course of news.
00:48:11.000 No, I'm not accepting that.
00:48:12.000 Do you remember this much bullshit?
00:48:14.000 Outside of Pollywood, I don't remember this many fake images, fake videos, made-up shit.
00:48:24.000 It's unprecedented.
00:48:26.000 So, yeah, I'm suspicious.
00:48:29.000 And I think my theory that this is just the elites playing a silly game, treating us as puppets in the grand theater of the global stage is a pretty good theory.
00:48:40.000 But Rolling Stone says, of course, that's exactly what it...
00:48:43.000 So to Westerners saying that these videos are spreading awareness, awareness should not come at the cost of spreading misinformation.
00:48:50.000 Duh.
00:48:51.000 Of course, that's exactly what's happening.
00:48:53.000 Some prominent conspiracy theorists have accused the media of lying.
00:48:57.000 No, I'm not saying they're lying.
00:48:58.000 I'm saying they're incompetent.
00:49:00.000 They're just tools.
00:49:01.000 They're pawns.
00:49:04.000 Lying or sharing fake footage and images from Ukraine, suggesting that the conflict may be a psyop.
00:49:09.000 Yes, that's what I'm suggesting.
00:49:11.000 A psychological operation to manipulate the public.
00:49:14.000 Correct.
00:49:15.000 See, and then in the article, they always do this.
00:49:17.000 This is the left new obsession.
00:49:18.000 I call them BluAnon.
00:49:20.000 Where anything that you say that doesn't toe the line is also obviously going to be said by QAnon in some form.
00:49:27.000 Therefore, you are QAnon.
00:49:29.000 QAnon is suspicious of all these fake videos.
00:49:33.000 So are you.
00:49:34.000 So you're him.
00:49:35.000 All dogs are mammals.
00:49:36.000 All cats are mammals.
00:49:37.000 All dogs are cats.
00:49:39.000 The end.
00:49:39.000 We're all QAnon.
00:49:40.000 Meanwhile, none of us have ever fucking met any QAnons.
00:49:44.000 And we're freaks.
00:49:47.000 All right, let's get to the globalists.
00:50:04.000 I lost my pen.
00:50:07.000 I remember being a kid, and at our school, there was the English kids, and then there was the French immersion kids.
00:50:13.000 There were still English, but they went to all French classes.
00:50:19.000 Which I was like, wait, that's way too hard.
00:50:24.000 It's hard enough to pay attention in class.
00:50:26.000 Imagine every class is in fucking French.
00:50:28.000 And I remember them, I think his name may have been Gavin Lusk.
00:50:31.000 I'm not sure.
00:50:33.000 But he couldn't, we were like 10, and I was walking by the library where the French immersion kids were, and I heard him say, where's my pen?
00:50:42.000 Guys, guys, I don't know how to break this to you.
00:50:44.000 I'm not kidding.
00:50:45.000 My pen is gone.
00:50:47.000 And I remember just sort of walking by going, that dude's fucking funny.
00:50:52.000 That seems advanced.
00:50:56.000 And then later on, they were wearing a Mohawk revenge tour.
00:50:59.000 This is up to high school now.
00:51:02.000 I was still with them.
00:51:03.000 And I remember not knowing who the clash were and thinking, that looks like a really cool shirt.
00:51:10.000 Those guys were dicks to me later on.
00:51:14.000 I have a confession to make.
00:51:16.000 I may have told you this story before.
00:51:19.000 We were at some dude's house, and those guys were there.
00:51:22.000 They were kind of the cool guys.
00:51:24.000 And I wanted to impress them.
00:51:26.000 So I fit myself into a dollhouse that was about this big.
00:51:30.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:51:32.000 And we were like 10 or 11 or 12.
00:51:35.000 So I fit myself into the dollhouse.
00:51:37.000 And then they thought that was funny.
00:51:38.000 And before that, by the way, we were playing lizard tag.
00:51:41.000 It was tag, but you whipped this rubber lizard and it fucking killed.
00:51:44.000 So it's like these guys were raunchy.
00:51:46.000 Like we were playing at some intense levels of playdom.
00:51:50.000 And so keeping in the extremism, I did that, that jackass stunt.
00:51:55.000 And then they think it's funny.
00:51:57.000 So they start rolling the dollhouse around.
00:52:00.000 And so I'm going up, down, up, down.
00:52:02.000 I don't know where I am.
00:52:03.000 And I start panicking.
00:52:04.000 And I go, stop it, fuck it, stop it, fucking, stop it.
00:52:07.000 And they won't stop.
00:52:08.000 And then I just go.
00:52:11.000 And I shatter all the walls of the dollhouse.
00:52:14.000 I'm bawling my eyes out, crying.
00:52:17.000 I run upstairs.
00:52:20.000 And at the top of the stairs, you know that friend mom who like smokes a cigarette and goes like, Chris is a bitch.
00:52:27.000 There's no way Darren's ever going to talk to her again.
00:52:29.000 You know, those weird friend moms?
00:52:31.000 I remember sort of going, oh, there's a weird friend mom.
00:52:33.000 And I ran outside and ran all the way home crying like a bitch.
00:52:36.000 So then they were like, ooh, Gavin's a bitch.
00:52:39.000 Let's bully him.
00:52:41.000 So they would pick on me.
00:52:43.000 And I remember being a little kid going, I'm going to get them one day, I swear to God.
00:52:47.000 Now we're at the age of, I think, 12.
00:52:51.000 And then this gets dark.
00:52:55.000 I feel uncomfortable confessing all this.
00:52:57.000 So then there was this kid, another kid they were picking on.
00:53:01.000 And I was fucking with him too for some reason.
00:53:06.000 In a very immoral kind of like, we're both at the bottom.
00:53:10.000 I'm going to sacrifice this guy.
00:53:11.000 Like in Mad Max, where they work with the pig shit.
00:53:15.000 And there's the guy Pig Killer.
00:53:17.000 I'm down there in Barter Town with the pigs.
00:53:20.000 And I'm trying to like step on this guy's head just so I can get out of the pig shit a little bit.
00:53:25.000 So we get into a fight.
00:53:27.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:53:28.000 I run at him, and I'm so agile at that age.
00:53:30.000 I jump over his entire body.
00:53:33.000 And then he wants to fight, and he punches me, and I'm shot.
00:53:37.000 That may have been my first punch to the face.
00:53:39.000 And I remember just being stunned by it and going like this.
00:53:43.000 And then all these guys later jumping up on my back going, yeah, yeah.
00:53:48.000 I didn't realize this till way after, but I had clocked him when I went like that with my fist and sent him flying.
00:53:55.000 So now I was with the cool guys instantly out of the gutter, out of the swamp, in with the guys.
00:54:04.000 And I didn't really like it with them.
00:54:06.000 It felt dirty.
00:54:07.000 And at one point, we had a creek running through our school, Diabre Moody Junior High or whatever it was.
00:54:14.000 And there was this nerdy kid, David McIntosh.
00:54:18.000 And they said, let's throw him in the creek.
00:54:21.000 This was a creek, by the way, that Trevor Coles was later found in dead after he'd been murdered and raped by this weirdo at our school.
00:54:32.000 I mentioned this on the show before, and everyone sent me all these old micro-fiche articles of the poor fucking bastard.
00:54:39.000 Anyway, David was a weird nerd, and he just goes, I'll just go into the creek on my own, thanks.
00:54:47.000 So he walks up to his penis, like almost up to his waist in the creek and just stands there.
00:54:53.000 And I was like, how did I end up with these assholes?
00:54:57.000 And David, I go, Dave, just like, just go to the other side and run away.
00:55:04.000 And we're obviously not going to go around.
00:55:06.000 He's like, all right.
00:55:07.000 And then he just, he was probably autistic.
00:55:09.000 He's probably worth a billion dollars right now.
00:55:11.000 He was a super nerd.
00:55:12.000 And then he just runs away.
00:55:14.000 And I remember later saying, I stopped hanging out with them and I said, I'm going to fucking get these guys one of these days.
00:55:20.000 And by the way, when you're really mad at something and you really obsess with someone, you really hate them, you're mad at yourself.
00:55:27.000 So I was mad at myself for joining the evil gang.
00:55:32.000 And that's why I declared revenge on them.
00:55:34.000 I should have declared revenge on this guy for being a fucking sell up.
00:55:39.000 So that was like, we've spanned from 10 to 13 now.
00:55:43.000 And I got into punk later.
00:55:44.000 And I remember being on a public school bus.
00:55:47.000 So I didn't look like I did when I was 11.
00:55:49.000 I've got like a mohawk with leopard print on the side.
00:55:52.000 And then I saw one of the dudes.
00:55:54.000 His name was Jeff.
00:55:56.000 Same guy, by the way, who was sitting at the table where the dude lost his pen.
00:56:01.000 And this was my grand revenge after all these years.
00:56:05.000 I had swore to myself at the very beginning of this story, like, one day I'm going to fucking get him.
00:56:10.000 I'm going to get him.
00:56:14.000 So now it's like eight years later.
00:56:16.000 This is how pathetic children's grudges are.
00:56:18.000 My grudges have improved, by the way.
00:56:22.000 And I go up to him on the bus and I stand right in front of him and I go, this is going to blow your mind.
00:56:29.000 I go, hey, Jeff.
00:56:32.000 He's like, what the fuck?
00:56:34.000 I go, fuck you.
00:56:38.000 Right in his face.
00:56:40.000 Hey.
00:56:42.000 You're cool.
00:56:44.000 And then I get the bus stop and the doors open and I walked down the steps looking at the justice was served.
00:57:01.000 Sorry, young me.
00:57:04.000 I didn't do you proud.
00:57:06.000 And that's childhood.
00:57:08.000 You're bullied.
00:57:09.000 You're a bully.
00:57:10.000 You figure out where you stand in the whole scheme of things.
00:57:13.000 And you try to iron out the kinks.
00:57:15.000 So as we close the show, let's have a brief look at the globalists behind it all.
00:57:20.000 How long have we been going for?
00:57:21.000 I got confused by that pause.
00:57:23.000 Ooh, like an hour, ten, an hour, five.
00:57:28.000 Okay.
00:57:29.000 Well, let's zip through the globalists then.
00:57:32.000 So we're at the behest of the elites, clearly.
00:57:35.000 And our journalists, the media, are so incompetent that they are easy prey.
00:57:39.000 They're just publicists for whatever whims the elites come up with, like this fake war in Ukraine.
00:57:45.000 So let's go to the top of the elites and check in with Klaus Schwab, the overeducated engineer from Germany, who says this is only the beginning.
00:57:55.000 He'd like to pursue some scary prophecies from the Bible and implant us with the mark of the beast.
00:58:04.000 Now, I'm going to read these notes in case someone's just listening to the audio here at work.
00:58:09.000 Klaus Schwab wants the population chipped by 2026.
00:58:14.000 Today, at the end of this, can you make it huge and me small?
00:58:18.000 Sure.
00:58:19.000 Hoping I don't cover the closed captions.
00:58:26.000 Today, at the end of this, we are talking about chips that can be implanted.
00:58:31.000 By the way, they do this, and I think it's Sweden, for your Metro card.
00:58:35.000 You have a little chip in your hand, you just beep, beep, you swipe your hand to pay your, and of course, the state knows exactly where you are.
00:58:43.000 This is from 2016.
00:58:46.000 So when will that be?
00:58:51.000 Certainly in the next 10 years, he says.
00:58:53.000 You can just turn him down a bit so I can talk over him.
00:58:57.000 And at first, we will implant them in our clothes.
00:59:00.000 That sounds cool.
00:59:03.000 Sounds relatively safe, right?
00:59:05.000 Just clothes.
00:59:06.000 Take them off.
00:59:07.000 Take off your jacket if you don't want.
00:59:09.000 And then we could imagine that we will implant them in our brains.
00:59:12.000 In our skin.
00:59:13.000 Well, not my skin, your skin, says Klaus.
00:59:17.000 No, I'm adding that.
00:59:18.000 And in the end, maybe there will be a direct communication between our brain and the digital world.
00:59:23.000 That would be awesome if Klaus went, of course, I'm not speaking of my brain.
00:59:27.000 I'll be the one controlling the message.
00:59:29.000 I don't need the chip.
00:59:31.000 I'm already above the chip.
00:59:32.000 This is for the plebs.
00:59:33.000 What we see is a kind of fusion of the psychological, digital, and biological world.
00:59:39.000 Great.
00:59:40.000 I believe in the Bible it's called the Tower of Babel.
00:59:43.000 And God was not a fan.
00:59:47.000 Today at the end of this, we're talking about chips.
00:59:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:50.000 Loop.
00:59:50.000 Yeah.
00:59:52.000 And then they show the chip.
00:59:53.000 The Swedish company has come up with a microchip that can be inserted onto the skin so that users can carry their covert pass portrait into their arms.
01:00:02.000 Look how proud he is.
01:00:05.000 Oh, he's the managing director of disruptive subdermals.
01:00:08.000 Isn't disruptive a bad thing?
01:00:11.000 Shouldn't it be eruptive?
01:00:13.000 Look, you see?
01:00:15.000 I actually had a threesome setup with a stripper and my girlfriend, and we had Coke, and we ran out of Coke very early on.
01:00:24.000 I only had like a little tiny bit left.
01:00:26.000 It took a lot of Coke to get her to come back to our place.
01:00:29.000 And then the second the Coke was gone, my girlfriend had her shirt off, so did the stripper.
01:00:33.000 Boom, the stripper was out the door.
01:00:36.000 Got a taxi, left.
01:00:37.000 And ever since that day, I thought, I should cut, well, I'm too old now, but I should cut a thing in my skin and put like a Coke bag that couldn't possibly leak under my skin.
01:00:50.000 So if I'm ever in a situation like that again, I could just take a knife and open the hole and remove the very thick plastic bag.
01:01:02.000 Emergency supplies.
01:01:04.000 You know what's a fun game to do with Coke heads?
01:01:06.000 When the Coke's all gone, they're like, fuck, dude.
01:01:09.000 It's two in the morning.
01:01:10.000 We're already out.
01:01:11.000 What about your bag?
01:01:12.000 And you go, oh.
01:01:15.000 And then you go, guys, I just remembered I bought an emergency bag for this very situation.
01:01:22.000 And they'll all go, oh, fuck.
01:01:24.000 Thank God.
01:01:25.000 And you go, it's a lot.
01:01:26.000 You ready for a giant pillowcase?
01:01:28.000 And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:29.000 And you go, oh, wait, I'm wrong.
01:01:32.000 Oh, my God.
01:01:34.000 They just wilt.
01:01:36.000 It's like shooting them in the chest.
01:01:37.000 It's the best feeling.
01:01:40.000 See, I'm as cool as those bad kids.
01:01:45.000 2.5, globalists are controlling the world narrative.
01:01:51.000 Prime Minister Trudeau, half of this cabinet, are actually young noble leaders of the world of Greenfield.
01:01:58.000 We penetrate the cabinets.
01:02:01.000 The change is not just happening.
01:02:03.000 The change can be shaped by us.
01:02:08.000 We have to prepare for a more angry world.
01:02:11.000 How to prepare?
01:02:12.000 Take the necessary action to create the failed world.
01:02:16.000 I see the need for a great reason.
01:02:19.000 Some people assume we are just going back to the good old world which we had, and everything will be normal again.
01:02:27.000 This is, uh, let's say, victory will not happen.
01:02:31.000 There is only one way this pandemic is going to go.
01:02:35.000 It's going to get worse and worse and worse.
01:02:39.000 The next crisis is already waiting for us around the com and it is a circle at crisis.
01:02:52.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:02:56.000 You know that if anyone says build back better, they're part of the cabal.
01:03:02.000 They're in that movie with what's his name?
01:03:05.000 And the sunglasses with Obey.
01:03:08.000 What's his name?
01:03:10.000 Rowdy Roddy Pike.
01:03:11.000 Yeah.
01:03:12.000 He's here to kick ass shoe bubblegum.
01:03:13.000 He's a lot of bubblegum.
01:03:14.000 Right.
01:03:15.000 If they say build back better, it's one of them.
01:03:17.000 What was with the one chick saying something about the new world order?
01:03:19.000 Was it the Ukrainian lady?
01:03:22.000 She literally said it.
01:03:23.000 But then Tim Poole said she means something else.
01:03:26.000 But I'm like, I don't know.
01:03:28.000 All right.
01:03:28.000 2-6, the last one.
01:03:30.000 I think a lot of these people are on speed.
01:03:33.000 Hitler was on speed.
01:03:35.000 Not that that makes them Nazis, but people drunk with power, they don't sleep a lot, and they do a lot of amphetamines, and they end up with sort of a speed freak psychosis.
01:03:48.000 And if you look at this chick in the bottom left here, that's his right-hand man.
01:03:54.000 What's her name again?
01:03:55.000 God, I forget her name.
01:03:56.000 She used to be a journalist.
01:03:58.000 I think she worked at Washington Post.
01:04:01.000 And now she's his little henchman.
01:04:04.000 And tell me that this globalist cunt isn't high on Adderall.
01:04:11.000 Canada and our allies will defend democracy.
01:04:16.000 We are taking these actions today to stand against authoritarianism.
01:04:21.000 The people of Ukraine, like all people, must be free to determine their own future.
01:04:28.000 We will continue working with our international partners to safeguard Ukraine's territorial integrity and prevent further Russian aggression.
01:04:38.000 Canada and our allies.
01:04:40.000 We're out of time.
01:04:41.000 Let's hit the mailbag.
01:04:47.000 Time, butcher.
01:04:58.000 Let me touch it.
01:05:00.000 I got confused there, and I thought I had to do the face for the final video.
01:05:04.000 So that's why I look like a crazy person.
01:05:06.000 Please don't clip that and show it to anyone.
01:05:09.000 I will look weird.
01:05:13.000 Uh-oh.
01:05:14.000 We really opened a Pandora's box when we showed that Ryan thinks the earth is 6,000 years old, and I think it's 4.5 billion years old.
01:05:22.000 Dudes, you must get some Bible scholars on the show.
01:05:25.000 It's too long to explain every detail in an email, but the Bible does, in fact, support the theory of the old earth.
01:05:30.000 Just to whet your appetite, the creation account in Genesis 1 says that God created vegetation on day 3 and humans on day 6.
01:05:36.000 But Genesis 2, 5, 8 says that when God man-man, made man, I guess you mean.
01:05:42.000 You can read your emails before you send them, guys.
01:05:45.000 No shrub had yet appeared on earth.
01:05:47.000 Is this a contradiction?
01:05:48.000 It might be if you believe every word of these accounts completely literally.
01:05:53.000 In the original Hebrew text, the words for things like water and plant have other meanings.
01:05:56.000 Often when Genesis 1 and 2 talk about water, they're speaking metaphorically about people who lived on earth before Adam.
01:06:03.000 The thing that most people don't know is that Adam was not the first being.
01:06:07.000 He was the first spiritual being.
01:06:10.000 There are obviously lots of different beliefs when it comes to biblical account of creation.
01:06:13.000 Blah, blah, blah.
01:06:13.000 I don't want to become the fucking creation network.
01:06:17.000 Yeah, the theory with the old earth is that it was just like a rotted shell of a place.
01:06:23.000 So he didn't actually create the earth.
01:06:26.000 I heard that's a relatively new thing.
01:06:31.000 Okay.
01:06:31.000 90 Day Fiancé's Jeffrey Patchel sentenced to 18 years in prison.
01:06:36.000 Oh my.
01:06:37.000 Which one was he now?
01:06:39.000 Please tell me.
01:06:40.000 Oh, I remember that weird dude.
01:06:42.000 I don't know how I'm going to move past this.
01:06:44.000 90 Day Fiancé star Jeffrey Patchel sentenced to 18 years in prison without the possibility of parole after being convicted of kidnapping and assaulting his ex-fiancé.
01:06:55.000 The next thing I remember, he was beating me.
01:06:58.000 The sentencing comes after a jury found the 44-year-old guilty of aggravated kidnapping, domestic assault, and interference with emergency calls in October.
01:07:09.000 According to the Knox County, Tennessee District Attorney's Office, Jeffrey physically assaulted his then-fiancé in June of 2019.
01:07:17.000 The DA says Jeffrey, quote, grabbed the victim by the neck and slammed her head against the wall several times.
01:07:24.000 She was also thrown to the ground and dragged.
01:07:27.000 At the time, the DA also reported that Jeffrey, quote, took the victim's cell phone and did not allow her to leave the residence.
01:07:34.000 Okay, that's pretty bad banging someone's head against the wall.
01:07:37.000 Although, it's happened to me many times.
01:07:39.000 And I hate to be really inappropriate with the devil's advocate thing, but doesn't 18 years sound a little rich?
01:07:48.000 Yeah.
01:07:49.000 I mean, say he's, what, 40 now?
01:07:51.000 He's going to be like 58.
01:07:54.000 I don't know.
01:07:55.000 Speaking of banging heads against the wall, that's what I'm doing, thinking about this poor guy who had his love in Ukraine.
01:08:01.000 Oh, I saw you mention that on.
01:08:03.000 Was that you who mentioned that on social media?
01:08:04.000 Say, whatever happened to David?
01:08:06.000 I think I retweeted it.
01:08:08.000 Yeah.
01:08:09.000 I think it was quarterback Garrett that inquired.
01:08:13.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
01:08:14.000 More Bible shit.
01:08:16.000 Fucking dragon art shit.
01:08:20.000 Uh-oh.
01:08:23.000 Someone wants to know about Sprinkles.
01:08:25.000 Let's give it a try.
01:08:26.000 For all you newcomers, the Sprinkles is, there's plenty of funny people, but just like I was saying at the beginning of the show, there's certain people where you just felt this Jesus energy about them.
01:08:36.000 There's certain comedians, very, very few, that have the magic sprinkles of true funniness on them.
01:08:44.000 So this guy, the subject for this one was Sprinkles.
01:08:48.000 I got it.
01:08:48.000 I'm putting in my password here.
01:08:50.000 Okay, and we have a liftoff.
01:08:53.000 I haven't logged into Google Drive on a mailbag yet.
01:08:58.000 And we changed the password not to estrogen.
01:09:02.000 First month on estrogen.
01:09:06.000 Cedric High Smith, Duke University.
01:09:11.000 Wow, that sucked, dude.
01:09:12.000 I don't understand it.
01:09:14.000 I can tell you that.
01:09:15.000 I think I might have a sprinkle.
01:09:17.000 I think you'd like it.
01:09:19.000 It was sent to me yesterday by Weckingball.
01:09:23.000 It's very quick.
01:09:24.000 Very funny.
01:09:25.000 Here it is.
01:09:27.000 Okay.
01:09:29.000 Joe.
01:09:31.000 Okay.
01:09:32.000 You crashed, but Ryan Reynolds is your passenger.
01:09:35.000 Oh, I saw that one, yeah.
01:09:41.000 Dude, I got fucking like 50 emails from Newsroom.
01:09:47.000 What is Newsroom?
01:09:48.000 Fuck off.
01:09:50.000 I see that.
01:09:52.000 Did we sign up to something while we were down there?
01:09:55.000 Not to my knowledge, but they're in my bad books now.
01:09:58.000 Hey, Newsroom, fuck you.
01:10:01.000 I get Biden emails and emails from getting that Ilhan Omar shirt or the AOC shirt.
01:10:06.000 Oh, really?
01:10:07.000 Yeah.
01:10:07.000 You guys just ruined your brand.
01:10:09.000 Like one, two, all at 957, 958, all the way to 10.03.
01:10:14.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 emails in seven minutes.
01:10:19.000 This is some female intern who let her work pile up and she's like, oh, shit, I got to get rid of these.
01:10:24.000 And now she just lost a customer.
01:10:29.000 Louis Thoreau.
01:10:30.000 Gavin Ryga, I just want to say that not all of us Brits are like Louis Thoreau.
01:10:33.000 He's a typical BBC reporter.
01:10:35.000 Oh, of course I know that.
01:10:36.000 I'm friends with Tommy Robinson and I'm from Britain.
01:10:38.000 I'm familiar with the working class.
01:10:42.000 That documentary made Fuentes come across as likable and intelligent.
01:10:45.000 I do think Beertson looked a bit of a cock, though.
01:10:48.000 No, Beertson figured out immediately what this was about.
01:10:52.000 Within a minute, Louis Thoreau, Beardson was like this, later, later.
01:10:57.000 They turned that into a Z-Call.
01:10:58.000 I can't do it because you'll do it too.
01:11:01.000 And that was his first question.
01:11:02.000 And he realized, all right, if this is what's really going on, I don't have time for this shit.
01:11:06.000 And I loved it because Beardson lives way out in the middle of fucking nowhere.
01:11:11.000 So Louis Thoreau had to like fly down, get a hotel, blah, blah, blah.
01:11:16.000 Louis is snidey, crafty asshole.
01:11:19.000 Most Brits love America, so take no notice.
01:11:24.000 An offer from the FBI.
01:11:27.000 Not really, but I was wondering if you ever did get an offer to shut up And shop, shut up, shop, and never say another thing publicly.
01:11:33.000 How much would it take to permanently shut up and stop red pilling everyone?
01:11:37.000 Also, you have to publicly rescind everything you believe in.
01:11:40.000 No fucking way, not for a billion trillion dollars.
01:11:46.000 Because, well, for a number of reasons.
01:11:49.000 First of all, I'm fine with cash, but that's not why.
01:11:52.000 Even if I was broke, here's the problem.
01:11:53.000 Even if you're broke, right?
01:11:55.000 You get this mansion, indoor pool, swimming in the indoor pool.
01:11:59.000 This is beautiful.
01:12:00.000 What did you do?
01:12:00.000 You discovered the grapple grummit or something?
01:12:03.000 No, I sold my soul to the FBI.
01:12:06.000 Oh, I have to go have a shower.
01:12:09.000 And this is the most important one, of course.
01:12:11.000 You're a sellout.
01:12:13.000 Of course, you can't live with yourself, but that's your legacy to your children.
01:12:16.000 Hey, kids, stand up for what you believe in.
01:12:18.000 Be a man.
01:12:19.000 Have character.
01:12:20.000 Be a handshake guy.
01:12:22.000 Unless you get a big check.
01:12:25.000 You know, once you get older, money isn't this big thing.
01:12:30.000 Like, usually when I say, how much would you have to be paid to eat that piece of shit?
01:12:33.000 I kind of have to take my brain and put it into my 18-year-old head.
01:12:38.000 Because like right now, I'm just like, no, I wouldn't do that.
01:12:41.000 I don't want that.
01:12:42.000 What about a billion?
01:12:43.000 Ooh, a billion.
01:12:46.000 I could have a Maserati.
01:12:48.000 I could have my own.
01:12:49.000 Like, is that your lifestyle?
01:12:51.000 When you fly on a plane and coach, you're like, oh, God, I wish this was a big open area and I had like peanuts and M ⁇ Ms and I could move around more.
01:13:01.000 Is that really like a big thing for you?
01:13:03.000 Are you in your car going, ah, I wish this was a Maserati go from zero to 60 in eight seconds?
01:13:09.000 This takes forever to go to zero to 60.
01:13:12.000 You know, once you start making a decent amount of money, it's all the same.
01:13:18.000 Please help.
01:13:19.000 You did a hilarious Shanghai gay impression, which left my son in stitches on the Gavin McInnes show.
01:13:24.000 You must have replayed it 50 times for me.
01:13:25.000 He laughed so hard.
01:13:26.000 He's been negative.
01:13:26.000 I know what you said.
01:13:31.000 I know you speak Mandarin.
01:13:32.000 I speak almost zero Mandarin.
01:13:34.000 So the only things I know are, which is I'm a teacher.
01:13:41.000 And I know, which means I'm a vegetable, which is how they say I'm a vegetarian.
01:13:48.000 Zai Che is goodbye.
01:13:50.000 Dui Pa Chi is excuse me.
01:13:52.000 Sui Jiao is thirsty.
01:13:54.000 Buoya, nigga, is I don't want that.
01:13:57.000 Is in your face, person of color.
01:14:01.000 So it was one of those dumb things.
01:14:03.000 That was a waste of an email there, buddy.
01:14:09.000 Check this person out.
01:14:10.000 Just drop the needle anywhere.
01:14:11.000 Might be a green screen.
01:14:13.000 Please don't dox me.
01:14:15.000 That was from a guy named Chris Nerfler, who lives at 382 Pleasant Point, Minnesota Road.
01:14:23.000 Yeah, odd that he would put all that.
01:14:25.000 Pleasant Point, Minnesota Road in Arkansas.
01:14:29.000 Crutches and spice, my two favorite things.
01:14:33.000 Okay, this looks like it's going to be a total waste of fucking time, but let's see what we got.
01:14:38.000 Hey, y'all.
01:14:39.000 A story to tell you all.
01:14:40.000 And luckily, since everybody's on the same page right now, I can tell it.
01:14:45.000 So I recently told my director port and the CEO of my organization that I plan on stepping down from my position in April.
01:14:54.000 But that's not the story I really want to tell you right now.
01:14:56.000 And please, before y'all come from me, this is not to paint all bosses in the organization, I promise.
01:15:02.000 But I had a fairly unique situation.
01:15:04.000 So I've been doing social media work for about 10 years.
01:15:06.000 No such thing.
01:15:07.000 And my boss actually hired me from my Twitter account.
01:15:10.000 She saw me tweeting about disability and saw how hard it was for me to become employed as a disabled person and asked me to apply.
01:15:17.000 So I got the job, then I'm CEO, and now I quit because it's too hard.
01:15:20.000 Social media work.
01:15:24.000 I currently, at least, serve as the director of communications for Disability Rights Pennsylvania.
01:15:29.000 What she said on my first day of work will always stick with me.
01:15:32.000 When she hired me, she said, I don't want you to be here forever.
01:15:35.000 I see you are on to bigger and batter things, and I want to be a stepping stone.
01:15:39.000 Talking about clothes?
01:15:41.000 And so when I told her I was leaving, she told me she was grateful for my time and that she's happy for me.
01:15:45.000 God.
01:15:46.000 I have a story to tell you all.
01:15:48.000 Wait, that was the end of the story?
01:15:49.000 That's a great story.
01:15:50.000 Do you own the book rights to that story?
01:15:52.000 Mrs. Rye.
01:15:53.000 I got a free ride and I said, go fuck yourself after working, after putting up a few Instagram posts.
01:16:00.000 And now I'm back to sitting on my fat ass.
01:16:04.000 This is your reminder that if you are black, you either are somebody who has a disability or you know somebody in your family or related to somebody with a disability.
01:16:15.000 25% of black people in the United States have a disability.
01:16:18.000 And the number is probably like...
01:16:20.000 Are inflated because people want free money?
01:16:22.000 Yeah, I agree.
01:16:23.000 Higher because that is a self-reporting number.
01:16:25.000 You're right.
01:16:26.000 That is annoying.
01:16:28.000 I could sit there and punish myself for hours with that shit.
01:16:31.000 It's a strange tendency to have.
01:16:33.000 Okay, let's get to the final video.
01:16:34.000 A very special final video.
01:16:56.000 Let's make this final video a special final video in tribute to our man, Andrew Breitbart.
01:17:05.000 Take it away, Andrew.
01:17:08.000 All the people that have gone out there against the mainstream media and said, you're going to call us racist.
01:17:14.000 You're going to call us potential Timothy McVays.
01:17:17.000 Fuck you.
01:17:22.000 War.
01:17:26.000 Get fired.
01:17:27.000 Get in trouble.
01:17:27.000 Be brave.
01:17:29.000 And never stop fighting.