Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E95 - DON'T SAY GAY

00:00:48.000 If the kids are united by Sham69, The Hersham Boys, Lace Top Boats and Corduroys, fantastic OI band from the early days of punk.

00:01:02.000 I wanted that song for the do's and don'ts when Weist first started doing TV, and it was like 45 grand, and we went, ah, fuck it, nah.

00:01:11.000 And then as soon as I left, they bought it for some other show.

00:01:14.000 I thought that, was that to hurt my feelings?

00:01:17.000 Because it did.

00:01:20.000 Great band.

00:01:21.000 Yeah, that was the negotiations.

00:01:22.000 When I said, how much are you going to charge me for this song?

00:01:26.000 $40, $45,000.

00:01:30.000 From page of the New York Post today, FaceTime.

00:01:33.000 Finally, finally, children are back on FaceTime.

00:01:37.000 School kids rejoice as masks come off.

00:01:40.000 I don't know, man.

00:01:42.000 There's just something about modern culture with these people who have never been in a fist fight, who lack real-life experience, and they just seem to be preying on the weak, the most vulnerable.

00:01:54.000 Like kids can't fight back, and that seems to put them on the target list.

00:02:00.000 Let's make them wear masks, even though they have zero chance of dying without pre-existing conditions under the age of five.

00:02:08.000 Same with comedy.

00:02:09.000 You watch SNL.

00:02:10.000 They can't make fun of Muslims or Jews or blacks.

00:02:13.000 They can make fun of whites, sort of.

00:02:15.000 That gets a little tedious, though.

00:02:17.000 Plus, you're shitting on your audience.

00:02:19.000 So when you do the racist hillbilly, everyone starts with the Mason Dixon line and goes, I'm not watching this show anymore.

00:02:25.000 But who can they make fun of?

00:02:26.000 Kids.

00:02:27.000 So there's lots of incest jokes.

00:02:29.000 There's lots of raunchy fucking hurting children jokes in it.

00:02:34.000 And it just, it's because they're not doing any other controversial comedy.

00:02:40.000 It'd be fine if there was tons of racial shit and there was incest and all kinds of pedophile and there was a million other, you're just watching a raunchy comedy show. 0.75

00:02:46.000 Whoa.

00:02:47.000 Like a Louis C.K. live show.

00:02:49.000 But when it's just kids, no.

00:02:56.000 So you'd think that this would be one thing that would unite us all, but it made us even more polarized, the pandemic.

00:03:04.000 You'd think when you saw kids in masks, that would make liberals, we all have kids, or a lot of us do, it would make liberals and Republicans, anyone with a kid under five or who recently had a kid would be pissed off.

00:03:18.000 But no, even within the right wing, we've got all of this animosity.

00:03:25.000 And you know how I feel about that, right?

00:03:27.000 I want, I don't punch right.

00:03:30.000 We are at a Western crossroads right now.

00:03:34.000 And we can't afford to be shitting on anyone who has the same goals as us, which is less government, more freedom.

00:03:43.000 Dang.

00:03:47.000 Go ahead.

00:03:51.000 Now, I know those people don't like me.

00:03:56.000 For example, I met this chick at AFPAC who goes, hey, you ruined my career. 1.00

00:04:01.000 I was an ambassador at my school for Turning Point, and I said I agreed with you about the problems with Islam and how when any area gets over 10% Muslim, they tend to have issues. 1.00

00:04:13.000 And they said, so you're supporting what Gavin McKinnis said?

00:04:16.000 And I said, yes.

00:04:17.000 And they go, you're fired.

00:04:19.000 Gay! 0.99

00:04:21.000 Yeah, it is gay. 0.87

00:04:23.000 So Turning Point USA, I believe, is adamantly against me.

00:04:27.000 They'd never do anything with me.

00:04:28.000 Can you imagine me coming out on stage after Benny Johnson?

00:04:30.000 Hi.

00:04:31.000 Yet I support them.

00:04:34.000 Gay. 0.98

00:04:39.000 Sorry, go ahead.

00:04:42.000 Because the way I work is Charlie Kirk, all that red pilling he does at school is best for the greater good.

00:04:52.000 Ryan, that's getting annoying.

00:04:56.000 I think this take is just a little gay. 0.61

00:05:05.000 Steven Crowder won't call me back.

00:05:07.000 He doesn't text me back anymore.

00:05:08.000 I don't know why that is, but I support him.

00:05:10.000 His take on If the Kids Are All White was a fantastic take.

00:05:18.000 And I'm glad it's out there in the ether, in the cosmos, in the Ethernet.

00:05:25.000 So you won't jump on the differences of your opinions?

00:05:29.000 No, I think you calling me gay.

00:05:31.000 I think it's gay to need everyone to love you.

00:05:34.000 Gay! 0.99

00:05:35.000 Gay! 0.99

00:05:37.000 Jay Johnson is this comedian friend of mine?

00:05:40.000 Gay. 0.98

00:05:46.000 He's one of my best friends.

00:05:47.000 I don't think he's a huge fan of the G. I don't care.

00:05:51.000 I don't need to be loved.

00:05:53.000 I need to be amused.

00:05:54.000 That's Jazz Jennings' mom, I believe.

00:05:57.000 So Ben Shapiro is another guy who doesn't support me or my people.

00:06:04.000 But look at all the good Daily Wire does.

00:06:06.000 Look how many times during a show we cite Daily Wire and PragerU and Turning Point.

00:06:12.000 Do I want those people to go?

00:06:13.000 No, I want them to stay.

00:06:15.000 Gay. 0.98

00:06:20.000 It's not gay. 0.67

00:06:21.000 Gay. 0.98

00:06:25.000 Gay. 0.98

00:06:28.000 Gay. 0.98

00:06:29.000 At my own Show here, I'm not getting support from 50% of the staff here at Get Off My Lawn, which is one person.

00:06:38.000 People asked the other day, who writes this show?

00:06:40.000 Me, fuckface. 0.67

00:06:41.000 Who do you think writes this show?

00:06:42.000 My team of writers.

00:06:44.000 There are two people at this studio, and don't think of coming by if you ever find the address because we're also heavily armed.

00:06:52.000 Shoot you.

00:06:55.000 I remember in 2018, Young Black Leadership Summit was there, and Joel Patrick goes, I wanted to bring you to this thing, and they all told me, don't go near it.

00:07:03.000 And I go, I understand.

00:07:05.000 Gay. 0.98

00:07:06.000 You're going to meet Trump in the White House.

00:07:08.000 Stop doing that, by the way.

00:07:09.000 You're going to meet Trump in the White House.

00:07:12.000 You don't want to jinx it by having David Duke there.

00:07:15.000 And that's how I'm seen.

00:07:16.000 So, okay.

00:07:21.000 Fox News.

00:07:22.000 Gay. 0.98

00:07:24.000 I'm so happy they exist.

00:07:26.000 I've been blackballed.

00:07:28.000 Gay. 0.98

00:07:30.000 And I support them.

00:07:32.000 Gay. 0.98

00:07:33.000 No matter how gay it sounds. 0.95

00:07:34.000 Gay. 0.98

00:07:35.000 Okay.

00:07:35.000 I asked you to stop doing that.

00:07:37.000 Almost 6'12.

00:07:39.000 That's different.

00:07:40.000 Yes, but it's the same point.

00:07:42.000 It's the same as gay. 1.00

00:07:44.000 It's not gay to support the right under any circumstances. 1.00

00:07:48.000 I had a guy talking to a friend.

00:07:49.000 He goes, dude, you have to be a populist.

00:07:52.000 And that was Reagan.

00:07:54.000 Reagan won.

00:07:55.000 That was Trump.

00:07:55.000 Trump won.

00:07:56.000 These people attack Buchanan.

00:07:58.000 They attack our people, so we should attack back. 0.99

00:08:00.000 You make fun of ginos, make fun of rhinos. 0.94

00:08:03.000 Yes.

00:08:03.000 And I go, no.

00:08:05.000 Gay. 0.98

00:08:08.000 I go, no, I'm not doing that.

00:08:10.000 Gay. 0.98

00:08:11.000 And then he pointed out that the establishment Republicans said, let's stand by Mitt.

00:08:17.000 If you don't vote for Mitt, you're killing the movement.

00:08:19.000 And I agree with that.

00:08:21.000 Gay. 0.98

00:08:22.000 I used to say, I used to say, you better vote for Trump because if you're not voting for Trump, you're voting for Hillary.

00:08:29.000 And people would go, that's an argument.

00:08:32.000 Actually, I'm using the populist thing as an argument for me at this point now, where I'm saying, if it was all or nothing.

00:08:39.000 So it was all or nothing for Mitt Romney, and we lost, by the way.

00:08:42.000 And it should have been all or nothing for Trump both times.

00:08:47.000 But either they cheated or it wasn't.

00:08:49.000 So I support everyone who wants less government and more freedom.

00:08:53.000 Gay! 0.99

00:08:54.000 All right.

00:08:56.000 Gay?

00:08:58.000 Gay?

00:08:59.000 Gay! 0.99

00:09:06.000 I get it.

00:09:09.000 It's sad we have to resort to that to get something to stop.

00:09:16.000 So speaking of gay and those Democrats who were saying gay, I presume you got that from that campaign where Ron DeSantis has stated there's a new law in Florida and it says, I honestly believe this comes from lips of TikTok. 0.88

00:09:32.000 It says, no more talking about your butt sex or your scissoring or your sex at all. 0.65

00:09:41.000 Don't tell them what your sexual preference is or what your gender is.

00:09:45.000 All of that shit is sexually based.

00:09:48.000 That sounds like based.

00:09:52.000 It's gay and blue-pilled.

00:09:53.000 And like him, her, he, him, it's all variations on what your sexual preference is, right?

00:09:59.000 There's no normal straight dad who goes, hey man, this is my wife and my kids.

00:10:03.000 By the way, I'm Z. I identify as Z and my pronouns are there.

00:10:07.000 That doesn't happen.

00:10:08.000 It's all various degrees of bizarre sexuality, including the basics, which is being a woman who gets pussy and being a dude who's like scock. 0.99

00:10:17.000 Randy Santis has said, stop doing that.

00:10:19.000 You just teach, okay?

00:10:21.000 Keep sex out of it, which is a fantastic thing.

00:10:24.000 Now, the left has turned this into don't say gay.

00:10:29.000 This is what Bolsheviks do. 0.99

00:10:30.000 This goes back to the Frankfurt School.

00:10:33.000 Buchanan first exposed this in Death of the West.

00:10:35.000 They change the language. 0.92

00:10:37.000 And we're forced to do it too.

00:10:39.000 We say pro-life.

00:10:40.000 They say pro-choice.

00:10:41.000 But it doesn't mean anything.

00:10:43.000 Buffalo wings are not made of buffalo.

00:10:45.000 They're from Buffalo, New York.

00:10:47.000 They're made of chicken.

00:10:50.000 Stop it with the changing of the verbiage.

00:10:53.000 So they say don't say gay.

00:10:55.000 Yes, that is a factor.

00:10:57.000 It's also don't say lesbian, don't say straight.

00:11:00.000 I'm an ass man.

00:11:02.000 Now, us ass men can look like, wait, can you get that?

00:11:07.000 Us ass men look like we don't like tits. 1.00

00:11:11.000 And I've had tit men say to me, you're gay if you don't like tits. 1.00

00:11:15.000 And I'm like, I never said I don't like tits. 0.99

00:11:17.000 It's just not my top priority.

00:11:20.000 But I'm open to that.

00:11:20.000 Now, this is a discussion, by the way, that men will have in bars for like half an hour.

00:11:25.000 It shouldn't be discussed from five to seven-year-olds.

00:11:30.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:11:32.000 Okay, are you getting the door?

00:11:34.000 Oh, she left.

00:11:36.000 Oh, okay.

00:11:38.000 Left anything either.

00:11:39.000 We're going to have a different knock for when you're just leaving something in the lobby there.

00:11:46.000 That seems pretty rudimentary to me, don't you think?

00:11:49.000 This sounds very gay.

00:11:52.000 Like there's foot guys who like to suck toes.

00:11:56.000 I'm interested in hearing from that guy at a bar, my off time.

00:12:00.000 No child, not only should you not tell a child that, children don't want to hear it.

00:12:05.000 Children don't want to hear it.

00:12:06.000 Like you go up to, don't do this.

00:12:08.000 But if you went up to a nine-year-old and said, you know, Frenching is dying in marriage. 0.77

00:12:14.000 Most couples don't French.

00:12:17.000 I think they should French more.

00:12:18.000 I think it's good, and once in a while, just sort of get your tongue in there and just start Frenching your wife.

00:12:25.000 Say we lived in a world with zero rules and you could talk to kids about anything.

00:12:29.000 I promise you, no child on earth wants to fucking hear that.

00:12:34.000 And that's what you're doing with your kiddos and your rainbow tie and your fucking he, them, they, them shit. 0.98

00:12:43.000 You're fucking discussing sex with kids.

00:12:46.000 Please stop.

00:12:48.000 And by the way, while you're at it, stop discussing it with me.

00:12:51.000 I'm not homophobic.

00:12:52.000 I'm homo-bored.

00:12:53.000 I don't care what your sexual proclivities are. 0.81

00:12:58.000 Unless you're my friend and it's something really weird, like you love to piss on each other.

00:13:02.000 That's kind of interesting.

00:13:05.000 stop making your entire identity.

00:13:07.000 I'm a pisser.

00:13:12.000 So Ron DeSantis brought this up recently.

00:13:15.000 And by the way, Ben Shapiro, Real Daily Wire, not a fan of Gav.

00:13:21.000 Here we are using his footage.

00:13:24.000 So I want him on board because I need him.

00:13:30.000 What critics call the don't say gay bill is on the Senate floor?

00:13:33.000 Does it say that in the bill?

00:13:34.000 Stop.

00:13:35.000 And that was pretty hard to hear, but he said what critics are calling the don't say gay bill.

00:13:43.000 It doesn't say that.

00:13:44.000 Don't say that in the bill.

00:13:46.000 I'm asking you to tell me what's in the bill because you are pushing false narratives.

00:13:50.000 It doesn't matter what critics say.

00:13:52.000 It says it bans classroom instruction on sexual identity and gender orientation.

00:13:56.000 For who?

00:13:58.000 For grades pre-K through three.

00:14:00.000 So five-year-olds, six-year-olds, seven-year-olds.

00:14:03.000 And the idea that you wouldn't be honest about that and tell people what it actually says, it's why people don't trust people like you because you peddle false narratives.

00:14:15.000 He's already dead.

00:14:18.000 Cranston dropped the mic a little early there.

00:14:20.000 They got to work on their video drops.

00:14:24.000 So let's bring on our severely handicapped friend, Donovan Crip Daddy, whatever we call him, and get his take.

00:14:32.000 Because he looks kind of like a kid.

00:14:39.000 Donovan, are you there?

00:14:41.000 I'm here.

00:14:41.000 I'm ready to fuck.

00:14:43.000 Do you prefer Donovan or Crip Daddy?

00:14:46.000 I prefer anything that gets people to call me Daddy.

00:14:50.000 Okay, Crip Daddy.

00:14:51.000 You know, Ryan was just noticing something about you.

00:14:54.000 You know how Pluto, no, Goofy is a dog, but he has a dog that's called Pluto.

00:15:01.000 Yeah, same creature.

00:15:03.000 The same creature, but one is like a real guy and the other is just a dog.

00:15:07.000 Right, yeah.

00:15:09.000 You're kind of like Goofy, right? 0.97

00:15:12.000 Where you're a real guy, and then Ricky Berwick is kind of your Pluto, where he's not a real person.

00:15:19.000 No, that's a pretty accurate description.

00:15:21.000 You're both the same creature, but you're real.

00:15:24.000 Yeah.

00:15:25.000 I'm the one that you could like bring around to people and not make them feel like they have to take a shower afterwards.

00:15:32.000 Like you could have Ricky on a leash and he'd be like, oh, Ricky, that's silly Ricky.

00:15:37.000 And everyone would laugh and then he'd like go to sleep in his little rug thing and then we'd all have a conversation.

00:15:43.000 Yeah, and the idea of Ricky on a leash with me is probably somebody's new feathers now.

00:15:51.000 Yeah, I just got the weirdest boner I've ever had in my life.

00:15:55.000 Okay, so I wasn't going to say it.

00:15:57.000 It was me too.

00:15:58.000 Speaking of weird boners, so this don't say gay bill is very basic. 0.98

00:16:03.000 It just says, we're sick.

00:16:04.000 Basically, I think it came from Libs of TikTok. 0.98

00:16:07.000 And it basically is saying, we're sick of you telling your kiddos, they always say kiddos, that you're non-binary and you like you, you don't use this pronoun and that pronoun.

00:16:19.000 And they're saying, don't tell kids how you fuck.

00:16:24.000 That seems pretty reasonable to me.

00:16:26.000 Okay, see, I went into this like completely unknowing of anything.

00:16:32.000 So I did some research this morning.

00:16:34.000 And the thing I found was that Walt Disney, the CEO, was saying something about not being for it.

00:16:43.000 And people were upset.

00:16:44.000 And so a bunch of gay people are canceling their Disney Plus subscriptions.

00:16:50.000 And it's funny because Walt Disney would definitely not say gay.

00:16:56.000 He would just call them faggots.

00:16:58.000 Yeah.

00:16:58.000 Well, Walt Disney, he didn't even like blacks.

00:17:01.000 He said, I don't want blacks at Disneyland because it pulls you out of it to see like a black Robin Hood or a black, you know, king, even though there was kangs. 1.00

00:17:12.000 So yeah, he definitely wouldn't be into gays.

00:17:14.000 We don't like him.

00:17:16.000 By the way, why do adults have Disney subscriptions?

00:17:20.000 This shouldn't hurt your bottom line.

00:17:22.000 Disney's for kids, families.

00:17:26.000 Right, and not gay people. 1.00

00:17:28.000 It's not for gays. 1.00

00:17:29.000 Gays should be watching gay porn like God wants them to. 1.00

00:17:34.000 And Ellen DeGeneres? 0.99

00:17:36.000 No, that's a straight white man.

00:17:38.000 Do you know any homos? 1.00

00:17:40.000 Like in person?

00:17:41.000 I mean, we talk.

00:17:43.000 But you talk online.

00:17:45.000 But do you have a gay friend you come over and you high-five?

00:17:49.000 Yeah, I'm on the show right now.

00:17:55.000 He's a cool guy.

00:17:56.000 Fuck you.

00:17:58.000 Thanks for coming on.

00:17:58.000 You're never coming on again.

00:18:00.000 Goodbye.

00:18:01.000 I love you.

00:18:08.000 Short and sweet, just like him.

00:18:12.000 Still don't know why the wrists are like that.

00:18:15.000 I saw Shane and his wife, Paula.

00:18:20.000 They've got a new thing on.

00:18:22.000 I love their relationship because you know who I'm talking about, right?

00:18:25.000 The other one?

00:18:26.000 His fiancé?

00:18:27.000 Yeah.

00:18:28.000 He's like the mainstream version of these guys.

00:18:33.000 So Ricky Berwick is Pluto.

00:18:36.000 Donovan is Goofy.

00:18:38.000 And Shane is Mickey Mouse.

00:18:40.000 Well, that's pretty good.

00:18:41.000 Shane is like the mainstream version of these guys.

00:18:44.000 And they all have the same very specific disease.

00:18:47.000 I think it ends with number three.

00:18:49.000 It's like turlier strombosis number three. 0.96

00:18:55.000 And he's got a new show.

00:18:56.000 I don't know if it'll come up.

00:18:57.000 It's on the notes.

00:18:58.000 But their whole thing is like, we're truly in love.

00:19:03.000 And this isn't about attention.

00:19:05.000 And there's never a moment where they're not facing a camera.

00:19:11.000 Imagine like she gains a little weight and he's like, to be honest, you are a lot harder before.

00:19:19.000 Wait, Jesse Lee Peterson has this disease too?

00:19:24.000 But like, they're never not gloating about how wonderful they are for fucking.

00:19:30.000 Crip Daddy has a girlfriend.

00:19:32.000 We've never seen her before.

00:19:34.000 Yep.

00:19:34.000 It's not her identity.

00:19:36.000 Stop making something about you your identity, by the way.

00:19:39.000 You know what Crip Daddy's known for?

00:19:41.000 His razor-sharp quips.

00:19:43.000 They should call him Quip Daddy.

00:19:45.000 Wow.

00:19:46.000 No one knows.

00:19:47.000 Like, it's not like people go, he's going to be on the National Handicapped Hour, but look at this little guy, little froggy.

00:19:53.000 I think babies do call Crip Daddy Quip Daddy.

00:19:57.000 His whole identity is his handicap, and it's her identity too.

00:20:00.000 Good night, sweetheart.

00:20:02.000 I'm not tired.

00:20:04.000 You are tonight.

00:20:04.000 I have to go out with my friends.

00:20:06.000 Oh, wow.

00:20:07.000 That happens.

00:20:08.000 For sure.

00:20:09.000 Yeah.

00:20:10.000 Oh.

00:20:12.000 I love you.

00:20:13.000 I'm a pedophile.

00:20:15.000 Sorry.

00:20:17.000 Let's do the war on kids then.

00:20:18.000 This is the theme of the show.

00:20:20.000 The war on kiddos.

00:20:21.000 Should we?

00:20:22.000 Someone says kiddos, murder them instantly.

00:20:24.000 They're a pedophile, child, murderer.

00:20:26.000 Shall we start the show?

00:20:29.000 No.

00:20:29.000 We're going to go right to war on kiddos.

00:20:31.000 The show started.

00:20:32.000 Damn.

00:20:33.000 Fuck start the show. 0.98

00:20:34.000 I don't like that thing.

00:20:35.000 It's too cumbersome anyway.

00:20:36.000 One time I have it all loaded up.

00:20:38.000 Yep.

00:20:38.000 Well, you got to be ready for that too.

00:20:40.000 Hello, fam.

00:20:41.000 I had a text page upgrade.

00:20:43.000 Who wants to pamp my bag? 1.00

00:20:45.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

00:20:50.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.

00:20:56.000 Fun your face up!

00:21:05.000 Okay, this is obviously very literal when it comes to warrant kids.

00:21:08.000 This is a black guy who was wanted for murder.

00:21:11.000 Some kids reposted it on Facebook and said, hey, this guy's being wanted for murder.

00:21:16.000 Better watch out.

00:21:17.000 He's offended by this, so he goes and kills them.

00:21:20.000 New Jersey man convicted of killing two children and a college student over a Facebook post.

00:21:26.000 He looks like a real joy to be around, doesn't he?

00:21:29.000 Now, I'm obviously not saying black people are going around murdering kids.

00:21:32.000 That's retarded. 1.00

00:21:34.000 But cops aren't going around murdering black people, and we burnt the country down based on that myth. 0.87

00:21:40.000 So where's the backlash?

00:21:42.000 Where's the vigil?

00:21:44.000 Where's the statues?

00:21:46.000 Where's the tears?

00:21:47.000 This story has all but vanished.

00:21:50.000 I promise you won't be anywhere tomorrow.

00:21:53.000 And these are three innocent young people, two children and a college student, murdered because they offended a man.

00:22:04.000 Isn't that worth noting?

00:22:06.000 Isn't that a thing?

00:22:08.000 That's black on black.

00:22:09.000 Forget it.

00:22:11.000 Here's the big story, though, that we've took too long to say.

00:22:17.000 Don't say gay.

00:22:19.000 So this guy, he's well known now.

00:22:22.000 This case was going around a lot last year.

00:22:24.000 It's been going on for a long time.

00:22:26.000 And this guy goes, I don't want my kid to transition.

00:22:28.000 I don't believe in transitioning. 0.99

00:22:30.000 That doesn't fit the narrative.

00:22:31.000 Fuck justice.

00:22:33.000 Fuck the law.

00:22:34.000 The narrative dominates the justice system.

00:22:36.000 So they took his kid away.

00:22:39.000 His boy has to be a girl.

00:22:41.000 And if you disagree, then fuck you.

00:22:46.000 So he's doing these talks now.

00:22:48.000 And I honestly think this is a smart thing for him to do, to do these talks, because the jury doesn't go by the law.

00:22:54.000 They go by what the media is saying.

00:22:56.000 So you have to get out there.

00:22:57.000 You need to be reported on so the jury can have some context.

00:23:01.000 I can't believe I'm saying this.

00:23:02.000 It's a ridiculous situation to be in.

00:23:05.000 But like that gay proud boy who got fag bashed and used a racial epithet after the fight, he's got to get out in the media because that's what the jurors go with. 0.89

00:23:14.000 I'm not sure he's going with that plan.

00:23:16.000 But anyway, here he is at, what is it?

00:23:20.000 UNT?

00:23:21.000 What is UNT?

00:23:22.000 University of Northern Tennessee?

00:23:25.000 I don't know, but I think that's a C-U-N-T right there. 1.00

00:23:28.000 I think it's actually in Texas, in Austin?

00:23:31.000 We should look that up.

00:23:33.000 But yeah, click on UNT Prez or something so we could find out what school this is because it's relevant.

00:23:38.000 I remember being really disappointed.

00:23:40.000 Westfield, Massachusetts.

00:23:42.000 Oh, okay.

00:23:43.000 Wait, University of North Texas.

00:23:45.000 Which is it?

00:23:46.000 I think it's University of North Texas, right?

00:23:51.000 GeoPenis.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, because Tex right there.

00:23:56.000 So you'd think Texas would have their head screwed on properly, but they do not.

00:24:02.000 Exactly.

00:24:03.000 UNT.

00:24:03.000 Yeah, there's penis face.

00:24:07.000 You cannot erase us.

00:24:10.000 So if you don't want your son to become a drag queen at the age of whatever it is, 11 years old, then you want to erase trans people. 0.90

00:24:20.000 And when this whole thing began, remember I lost my ad agency a million years ago?

00:24:24.000 I think it's like 10 years ago now.

00:24:26.000 I just said what a Canadian specialist in the field from Vancouver said, which is, you're probably just gay.

00:24:35.000 You're not a girl. 1.00

00:24:36.000 You're probably just gay. 1.00

00:24:37.000 So turn 18, put on some red leather short shorts and prance around the West Village for a couple months.

00:24:44.000 And then get back to me if you're still sure you want to chop your dick off.

00:24:47.000 But let's not give children hormone blockers.

00:24:50.000 Anyway, that's wanting to erase trans people. 0.81

00:24:53.000 Wow.

00:24:54.000 Who is this you're pulling up?

00:24:55.000 So this is the site.

00:24:57.000 This is the UNT College Democrats.

00:24:59.000 This is an official post by them.

00:25:00.000 Join us for the flying squirrel, blah, blah, blah.

00:25:03.000 It's a free brunch, 10 drag queen performances, and hosted by Kylie Fatel, which is the proud crackhead O'Hara Princess. 0.80

00:25:12.000 But at least these are, yeah, yeah, you're right.

00:25:14.000 It's immediate.

00:25:15.000 Like, should we differentiate between kindergarten, 13-year-olds, and college students?

00:25:23.000 Well, the college students want to see.

00:25:24.000 They all seem to have the same IQ these days.

00:25:26.000 When they see that this is awesome and cool, then they're going to want to push this to in the younger schools.

00:25:33.000 College kids like getting involved in this.

00:25:34.000 They do end up being these teachers that say kiddos.

00:25:36.000 Oh, the Scooby-Doo.

00:25:37.000 That shadow looks like a boner.

00:25:39.000 Okay, so let's get back to the way students reacted to this guy who's lost his son.

00:25:44.000 By the way, if I lose my son, it's going to be a lot more than college talks going down.

00:25:51.000 I'm going to become the punisher.

00:25:55.000 There we go.

00:26:25.000 Hideous, she is pulling her shirt over her gun, even though it's too small.

00:26:34.000 I don't know why I pictured this, but you know what would be funny is like while she's giving him the middle finger, if he just goes like and he pretends it actually affects him, and then later she tells me she's not gonna go around and be like, I gave him the middle finger and he was like stunned.

00:26:49.000 I like hexed him, basically.

00:26:50.000 Yeah, I think it'd be cooler if he just became blurry like you I'm too hot for TV.

00:26:58.000 That's why I'm blurry interesting political discourse.

00:27:06.000 I just has his thumbs up.

00:27:08.000 You suck dicks, what? 1.00

00:27:12.000 I thought they're pro-gay. 1.00

00:27:14.000 Yeah.

00:27:15.000 You're a faggot homophobe. 1.00

00:27:21.000 I fuck you.

00:27:34.000 Like, when this happened to me at NYU, I was sort of like, how long do I stay here for?

00:27:38.000 Is this going to simmer down?

00:27:40.000 No?

00:27:41.000 Are they going to change their minds?

00:27:43.000 Am I ever going to be able to talk?

00:27:46.000 One of them has her ashes.

00:27:48.000 Did you see that?

00:27:49.000 Really?

00:27:50.000 Yeah.

00:27:55.000 Right after this.

00:27:58.000 That kid's like...

00:27:59.000 There, there.

00:28:00.000 You saw it for a split second.

00:28:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:28:04.000 I wonder what's going through her mind.

00:28:07.000 They're going to keep making an example of our cause.

00:28:10.000 I'm going to give up this school for Lent.

00:28:16.000 This is a world without face punches.

00:28:18.000 It's not pretty, is it?

00:28:20.000 Don't you record my face?

00:28:30.000 Get on the desk.

00:28:33.000 They have that, like, they all have the same sort of weird body ailments, you know what I mean?

00:28:38.000 The Naruto-run body.

00:28:41.000 I'm just thinking, like, in a...

00:28:42.000 Reminds me of Seth Green.

00:28:44.000 Oh, wow.

00:28:45.000 Yeah.

00:28:46.000 In a post-Columbine world, why wouldn't they look at this and be like, these are all kids that are...

00:28:50.000 That should have been shot.

00:28:55.000 Are mass shooting so bad that they like they that's mass shooter behavior.

00:29:00.000 You know what I mean?

00:29:01.000 Like look at his arms.

00:29:03.000 It reminds me of that geeky guy from Big Bang Theory who not the Indian dude, but the one who wears like hipster suits He has the same weird arm gestures. 0.99

00:29:14.000 It's a body type.

00:29:16.000 It's like low-T bone structure.

00:29:18.000 Low-T bone structure.

00:29:20.000 There's some looking at the more footage of them at 1.6.

00:29:23.000 I hope it doesn't repeat.

00:29:24.000 I hope we don't Venn diagram this footage.

00:29:36.000 Slow internet.

00:29:38.000 Oh, it's the exact same footage.

00:29:41.000 Maybe it's at 1.6?

00:29:43.000 Yeah.

00:29:43.000 Okay.

00:29:46.000 Like this isn't a guy who said trans people need to be eradicated.

00:29:49.000 This is a guy who said, I want my son back.

00:29:54.000 I remember back in Vice days, Saroush and I came up with this crazy, it was most, it was me, this concept where we had been kidnapped.

00:30:03.000 His dad is a packy, right?

00:30:05.000 We had been kidnapped.

00:30:07.000 And they said, we're going to kill your sons unless you write a believable rap song that could be a hit about what's just happened.

00:30:17.000 And if it is, it doesn't have to chart, but it has to be conceivable that it would chart.

00:30:22.000 So our dads, Jimmy McInnes and whatever his name is, Chibutti Elvi, they start spending serious money on Missy Elliott and all these producers and stuff trying to get a song going and like being trained to rap.

00:30:39.000 And they said to the kidnappers, can we just hire like a rapper?

00:30:45.000 No, no, no.

00:30:45.000 You have to be 70% of the song.

00:30:48.000 You can't have rappers come in and you can't get all the help you want.

00:30:52.000 So imagine what that song would sound like.

00:30:55.000 And originally, like Sarush's dad would be like, hey, buddy, you can't take my son.

00:31:00.000 That's crazy what you're doing.

00:31:01.000 And then the producer would be like, that's not going to work.

00:31:06.000 You can't rap.

00:31:07.000 I don't mean you're not good.

00:31:08.000 I mean you may not.

00:31:10.000 He's like, okay, whatever's helping, get it going with the guys.

00:31:14.000 And so they just have him sing Kawali, which is a type, that's Nusrat Fata Ali Khan.

00:31:21.000 They have him sing.

00:31:21.000 So he's like, Like the, you know, that at the beginning of that Miss Elliot song.

00:31:33.000 So he does that kind of like spiritual stuff that they can sample.

00:31:37.000 And then my dad, he could probably, he would do the chorus.

00:31:42.000 And the chorus of the song is, I want my son back.

00:31:45.000 Oh, that's pretty cool.

00:31:46.000 I want my son back.

00:31:49.000 And then they have like, yo, and then they have real rappers come in like, yo, what you doing?

00:31:53.000 You can't take a man's kid. 1.00

00:31:56.000 And then when they're sitting down, they're like, what do you think about that?

00:32:00.000 They're just like sharing their lines.

00:32:02.000 Like, they're really getting it.

00:32:03.000 Yeah, I don't think my dad should rap, though.

00:32:05.000 Right, right.

00:32:06.000 And now the question is, is that 70%?

00:32:08.000 But they'd argue the Sarush's dad's kawali singing, that makes up a lot.

00:32:13.000 Right.

00:32:13.000 It's a tough call.

00:32:20.000 Anyway, the guy's kids must be sick.

00:32:23.000 Yeah, if they can train the rock to rap, they could train my dad.

00:32:26.000 It's about rock.

00:32:27.000 It's about power.

00:32:29.000 Anyway, this was An interesting story.

00:32:32.000 This girl was totally vilified for saying, I guess I'm not trans after all. 0.97

00:32:37.000 I'm just a tomboy.

00:32:39.000 So, this is a sin.

00:32:41.000 This is unthinkably wrong.

00:32:43.000 That's what really bothers me about the theme of today's show: is that questioning any of this is verboten.

00:32:50.000 That's the real crux of this problem.

00:32:52.000 Like, why is this radical?

00:32:56.000 You know what's fucking terrifying?

00:32:58.000 I was going to start testosterone today.

00:33:00.000 I was going to start transitioning into being a male.

00:33:04.000 But I had a major epiphany the other day, and I came to the realization that I was not transgender.

00:33:09.000 Might be mind-blowing.

00:33:10.000 Yeah, nip figure 18.

00:33:12.000 I'm not a guy.

00:33:13.000 I devoted so many years into trying to convince myself that I was a male, but I realized that I wasn't.

00:33:21.000 Never thought that this day would come.

00:33:25.000 Hi, guys.

00:33:25.000 I'm Maya.

00:33:26.000 I'm a cisgender female.

00:33:29.000 How dare she?

00:33:30.000 Wow.

00:33:30.000 She kind of reminds me of Owen Wilson in Bottle Rocket a little bit.

00:33:35.000 I said, wow, I'm a man.

00:33:37.000 So this is what you're supposed to be.

00:33:39.000 This is how you're supposed to handle it.

00:33:40.000 Now, I think you're born gay. 1.00

00:33:43.000 And you can tell sometimes you look at a kid who's like four and he likes show tunes and you look at the dad and go, uh-oh.

00:33:50.000 But that's something he's going to have to deal with in 18 years.

00:33:54.000 Not that year.

00:33:56.000 If your little boy desperately loves dresses and it has absolutely nothing to do with you, you keep pushing trucks and overalls on him and he wants to dance around and watch Frozen 100 times.

00:34:06.000 Yeah, let him.

00:34:08.000 But that doesn't mean he's a female.

00:34:10.000 It means he's an effeminate boy and it could very likely be a phase.

00:34:14.000 Look at Tom girls. 1.00

00:34:15.000 They wear overalls.

00:34:17.000 They're tough kids.

00:34:17.000 They want to play baseball with the boys.

00:34:19.000 They end up being a lawyer.

00:34:21.000 They end up married.

00:34:21.000 They end up having kids in a straight relationship.

00:34:24.000 Don't impose your adult sexuality on children with weird quirks, which is exactly what's happening here in 2-0.

00:34:33.000 They drag their boy into this and they commodify it and make it part of their identity.

00:34:39.000 I'm the parent of a trans kid.

00:34:41.000 I'm something.

00:34:42.000 I'm not a boring white person anymore.

00:34:44.000 I'm not a boring Irish lame old.

00:34:49.000 My wife and I found out we were pregnant with our second child.

00:34:52.000 After a scandal, the baby was a boy.

00:34:55.000 We had a gender reveal party and announced our son.

00:34:57.000 It didn't take long for Eduardo to express his draw to his sister's toys.

00:35:01.000 But we thought it was cute.

00:35:02.000 And distracted by our own lives, we paid no attention.

00:35:05.000 As the years went by, Eduardo felt the social pressure to become a boy.

00:35:09.000 So we started to get quiet.

00:35:10.000 You're Irish. 0.98

00:35:11.000 Why isn't his name Seamus?

00:35:12.000 Eduardo?

00:35:14.000 Why isn't he Eddie?

00:35:16.000 So already from birth, pre-birth, you're already imposing some sort of like virtue signaling on this.

00:35:22.000 I guess I bet the mom's like Spanish or something. 1.00

00:35:25.000 And women should have a say too. 1.00

00:35:27.000 So he made it Eduardo.

00:35:29.000 Fuck off.

00:35:30.000 Getting less interested in this world.

00:35:32.000 We continued to buy him boys' clothes.

00:35:34.000 Yet at home, he only wore his sisters.

00:35:36.000 And whenever he left the house or went to school, he assimilated back into being a boy.

00:35:41.000 And then we had a pandemic.

00:35:43.000 And we were all told to stay at home.

00:35:44.000 And Eduardo asked me, Does this mean I get to be a girl all the time now?

00:35:48.000 And that's when I realized a mistake we made.

00:35:50.000 Today, we're undoing that mistake with Eduardo's gender review.

00:35:54.000 Let him kill it.

00:35:55.000 Make him braveheart.

00:35:58.000 How old is this child?

00:36:00.000 That's like five.

00:36:04.000 Maybe six.

00:36:06.000 I'm a girl.

00:36:07.000 In 2014.

00:36:11.000 Mother Nature's hella pissed. 1.00

00:36:13.000 Of course, this goes to all other things.

00:36:15.000 We have, it's not just trans and gay.

00:36:19.000 It's justifying mental illness.

00:36:22.000 I think this all comes, is rooted somehow in ethnomasochism, where being white is boring.

00:36:29.000 And they go, okay, I'm not a normal, boring white person because I'm taught every day how evil white people are and that we're the worst thing that ever happened.

00:36:37.000 So I'm going to come up with something else.

00:36:41.000 I'm obviously white.

00:36:42.000 And if I started taking black tanning pills, which that one dude did, remember him?

00:36:46.000 Nukazeus? 0.96

00:36:47.000 Nukazeus. 0.99

00:36:48.000 That's one route.

00:36:50.000 Being gay is another route, but you have to suck a dick or eat a pussy you don't want to, which is gross. 1.00

00:36:55.000 So now they're delving off and saying, I have multiple personality disorder.

00:36:59.000 Look at 2-2.

00:37:01.000 I'm skipping over one.

00:37:02.000 Go to 2-2.

00:37:04.000 Okay.

00:37:05.000 No, I'm skipping over one.

00:37:08.000 This is what you should be now.

00:37:12.000 This whole show has been libs of TikTok, but they are the ones behind this law, I'm convinced.

00:37:18.000 They're not the ones who were banned, right?

00:37:19.000 That was posting their own L's.

00:37:21.000 Yeah.

00:37:21.000 Well, they're back.

00:37:22.000 So maybe we can share that after.

00:37:25.000 Hi, if you don't know us, we're the dino system.

00:37:28.000 Stop, stop.

00:37:30.000 Stop.

00:37:31.000 This woman is claiming to be a man, a woman, 12 different people.

00:37:35.000 She clearly is aware that her tits are an attractive feature, especially because she looks like Patsy or Patty from Charlie Brown. 1.00

00:37:44.000 And she's using those. 1.00

00:37:45.000 So while denying mainstream sexual attractions, she's using mainstream sexual attractions to give me a boner. 1.00

00:37:55.000 Which is a diagnosed trauma disorder from childhood trauma.

00:37:59.000 My name is Raina.

00:38:00.000 What does it stand for?

00:38:01.000 Hi, my name is August.

00:38:03.000 Hey, August.

00:38:04.000 Hi, my name is Ella.

00:38:06.000 Hi, my name is Ava.

00:38:08.000 Hey, Ava.

00:38:09.000 Hi, my name is Lark.

00:38:10.000 Hi, Lark.

00:38:11.000 Hello, my name is Quinn.

00:38:13.000 You look like Lark, Quinn.

00:38:14.000 My name is Justin.

00:38:15.000 Hey, Justin, what's up, dude?

00:38:19.000 Oh, Q's deaf. 1.00

00:38:21.000 Hi, my name is Mercy.

00:38:23.000 Hi, my name is Fox.

00:38:26.000 Hi, Fox.

00:38:28.000 Hi, I Otis.

00:38:30.000 Oh, how old is you, Otis?

00:38:33.000 Hi, I Otis.

00:38:34.000 If it's too loud with the construction, next door, just become Q. And then you're deaf.

00:38:40.000 Or if you're getting in a fight with Lark, you're like, you know what your problem is, Lark?

00:38:45.000 I'm going to tell you.

00:38:46.000 Too late, I'm Q now.

00:38:49.000 Lark's not here, and I can't understand you.

00:38:52.000 So fuck you. 0.68

00:38:56.000 Hey, you want to fight?

00:38:57.000 You can't bite me.

00:38:58.000 I otis.

00:39:00.000 I a widow.

00:39:01.000 Now you know this is one of the otis symbols.

00:39:04.000 I otis symbols.

00:39:07.000 I otis.

00:39:08.000 Hi, Otis.

00:39:09.000 You've now met 12 of us.

00:39:11.000 We are a system of 14, and those that are allowed on TikTok have been able to show their faces.

00:39:17.000 Hey, one of them is my guy.

00:39:18.000 I understand.

00:39:20.000 She's taking my liberal guy.

00:39:23.000 Hey, you're taking one of my guys?

00:39:25.000 That's my liberal guy?

00:39:27.000 Fuck you.

00:39:28.000 I don't even know what your name is, by the way.

00:39:30.000 I know Lark and Quinn and Otis and Q, but what's your name for this guy?

00:39:36.000 I used to call him Miles.

00:39:38.000 You can't have my guy.

00:39:40.000 That's actually kind of fucked up that you would take my guy.

00:39:45.000 This disorder is from repetitive childhood trauma.

00:39:48.000 It can only be formed in childhood.

00:39:50.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:39:51.000 We're here to share our attorney.

00:39:53.000 Most importantly, we're here to spread awareness about this disorder.

00:39:56.000 I'm starting to get really sick and tired of having to explain what OSDD is.

00:40:00.000 You haven't explained what you...

00:40:01.000 Thank you for willing.

00:40:02.000 We don't know what the acronym stands for, by the way.

00:40:04.000 She's getting fucking sick of explaining OSDD without explaining what O, S, D, and D are. 1.00

00:40:11.000 Dungeons and Dragons.

00:40:13.000 Okay, last one before we get to an important green screen.

00:40:15.000 This is a very in-depth show.

00:40:16.000 I did a lot of work for you today.

00:40:19.000 This is the new look.

00:40:20.000 Monday, Tuesday, serious shows.

00:40:22.000 Lots of work.

00:40:23.000 Wednesdays is Anthony.

00:40:25.000 Thursdays is Live with our new hit, Sylvia.

00:40:28.000 No, she's not going anywhere.

00:40:30.000 I love her.

00:40:31.000 I love Maddie.

00:40:32.000 And Friday, I need time to come up with other shit, by the way, and plan shows and do research.

00:40:40.000 So Friday is a prep day.

00:40:42.000 And on Fridays, I'm going to either show a repeat or other stuff.

00:40:46.000 Like we have a hit movie coming out this Friday called Gavin McInnis is a fucking asshole.

00:40:52.000 It's a DVD I put out about 10 years ago that's been lost to the Ethernet.

00:40:56.000 Is that the word Ethernet?

00:40:57.000 What does Ethernet mean?

00:40:59.000 That's like a cable that provides internet.

00:41:04.000 The Ethernet.

00:41:08.000 I was thinking of like internet and ether.

00:41:11.000 But it's a fucking cable.

00:41:13.000 It's been lost to the HDMI.

00:41:15.000 It's been lost to the SCSI.

00:41:18.000 So we'll put that out this Friday.

00:41:20.000 So I'll never deny you content on a Friday.

00:41:22.000 And when I say content, I mean G content.

00:41:24.000 But last one, before we hit the green screen, this is a woman, and we're drifting off topic here, but it relates to all of this don't say gay and kids and stuff, who says that, and this is especially damaging with children, hey, being fat is bad.

00:41:39.000 Some of my best friends are fat, but it's not good.

00:41:42.000 Don't be fat, right?

00:41:45.000 It's especially bad when you're a kid.

00:41:47.000 It's much harder to lose weight if you're a fat kid.

00:41:51.000 And parents are in control of their children's diet.

00:41:55.000 So if you see a fat kid, you are looking at a child who is being abused.

00:41:59.000 You get abused, seen?

00:42:01.000 Don't let your kids be fat.

00:42:03.000 Don't let kids be fat.

00:42:05.000 If you see a kid who's obese, it's like seeing a kid with a black eye.

00:42:10.000 Or seeing a young girl with a black eye.

00:42:13.000 You know, a lot of young girls with black eyes, they're not with the black eye for much longer.

00:42:17.000 And they get a black eye in that relationship.

00:42:19.000 That's my joke, shit weed.

00:42:22.000 Black eye.

00:42:24.000 Yeah.

00:42:26.000 But listen to what this lunatic cunt has to say. 0.99

00:42:29.000 And by the way, it's lunatic cunts who are behind all of this shit. 0.98

00:42:33.000 It's, I used to say ball, but I saw someone come up with a better one.

00:42:37.000 Awfuls.

00:42:38.000 Angry women. 1.00

00:42:39.000 Wait, angry woman female liberals. 1.00

00:42:41.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:42:42.000 Angry women feminist liberals. 1.00

00:42:44.000 Awful.

00:42:51.000 Listen to this.

00:42:52.000 This is unbelievable.

00:42:54.000 A little PSA for the girlies that hop on this app and do like the latest gross weekly body checking trend or do a what I eat in a day and flash their abs or just generally fish for compliments that they are in fact not fat. 0.99

00:43:08.000 It's called being healthy.

00:43:11.000 Like if I lifted, if I deadlifted 260 pounds and did a farmer's walk, I would put that out there.

00:43:18.000 And it would be a way of saying, try to beat this, faggots. 1.00

00:43:22.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:23.000 I wouldn't be fishing for compliments.

00:43:25.000 I would be proud of myself for accomplishing something I didn't think I could.

00:43:30.000 And by the way, I think I can't deadlift and farmer's walk 260 because I can't.

00:43:36.000 So I'm right.

00:43:39.000 Come here.

00:43:40.000 Yes?

00:43:41.000 Stop doing free labor for the patriarchy.

00:43:43.000 The hierarchy of bodies where one is considered the best, that was designed by men.

00:43:49.000 Maybe you've noticed that heterosexual... 0.81

00:43:51.000 Stop, God?

00:43:51.000 I should have green screened this whole thing.

00:43:54.000 You're right.

00:43:54.000 It was designed by God.

00:43:56.000 It's called a healthy body.

00:44:00.000 These sort of Greek gods and Greek goddesses you see the sculptures of in ancient Rome, that's not some arbitrary thing.

00:44:07.000 That's about health.

00:44:10.000 Fat people, are the fat sisters, those thousand-pound sisters, are they even still alive? 1.00

00:44:14.000 Go look up all of my 600-pound life people.

00:44:16.000 Half of them are fucking dead.

00:44:19.000 It's not healthy.

00:44:20.000 And by the way, they're not happy fat.

00:44:22.000 They're miserable.

00:44:23.000 They've got sores.

00:44:24.000 And every time you watch 600 pound life, it's always the exact same, every episode.

00:44:28.000 When I wake up, my first moments are nothing but pain.

00:44:32.000 Going to the bathroom is one of the hardest moments of my life.

00:44:37.000 I hope things will get better, but I know they probably won't.

00:44:41.000 I can't wash properly.

00:44:44.000 So after my shower, I have to use a towel on a broomstick to dry my folds.

00:44:51.000 By the time I get breakfast, I'm so depressed that I eat more to bury my feelings in fucking eggs and whatever the hell they eat, cheese puffs.

00:45:02.000 Every episode.

00:45:03.000 So we don't want people to be miserable.

00:45:06.000 That's the whole thing, too, with me and like trying to get you to put a ring on it and all that shit. 0.57

00:45:10.000 I'm not out to make you miserable.

00:45:12.000 I'm trying to enrich your life.

00:45:14.000 We want you to be healthy and happy.

00:45:17.000 So what this dumb cunt, what this awful is doing is she's actually making the patriarchy seem pretty darn cool. 1.00

00:45:24.000 It's definitely healthy.

00:45:27.000 I like how they have to highlight.

00:45:30.000 It's unfortunate, by the way, in case you're wondering.

00:45:33.000 Dead.

00:45:34.000 Dead.

00:45:36.000 Dead.

00:45:38.000 Dead.

00:45:39.000 Dead.

00:45:41.000 Dead.

00:45:42.000 She's the only old one so far.

00:45:43.000 Dead.

00:45:45.000 Dead.

00:45:47.000 Dead.

00:45:49.000 Dead.

00:45:50.000 Oh, she lost a lot, though.

00:45:53.000 Oh.

00:45:54.000 Dead.

00:45:56.000 Wow.

00:45:57.000 Oh, she lost a ton.

00:45:59.000 Dead.

00:46:00.000 She also lost her life.

00:46:01.000 Wait a minute.

00:46:01.000 Are these different articles?

00:46:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:46:05.000 No, no, no.

00:46:05.000 These are the significant stories.

00:46:06.000 Well, they're all dead, but then they go to success story.

00:46:09.000 Oh, I see.

00:46:10.000 That's a different article.

00:46:11.000 They look like.

00:46:12.000 You should draw a line.

00:46:13.000 Yeah.

00:46:14.000 Come on, guys.

00:46:15.000 Graphic Design 101.

00:46:16.000 A different colored line.

00:46:17.000 They might be dead, but I think they sure did live.

00:46:21.000 Nope.

00:46:22.000 Back to you, Gavin.

00:46:24.000 Let's finish this awful cunt. 1.00

00:46:27.000 Sexual men have an incredibly narrow definition of what's attractive. 0.70

00:46:30.000 Pause.

00:46:31.000 And heterosexual women. 1.00

00:46:32.000 This is green screen all over it.

00:46:35.000 No, no, we don't.

00:46:37.000 In fact, every time you watch 600 Pound Life, she has a boyfriend.

00:46:42.000 Every fucking time.

00:46:43.000 Go to Walmart.

00:46:45.000 You see that gigantic, disgusting sphere?

00:46:47.000 She looks like a medicine ball that someone glued sneakers on the bottom of and a doll's head on the top. 0.99

00:46:53.000 She's in a relationship.

00:46:54.000 She's got three kids.

00:46:56.000 We have a very, very vast, even assholes like me.

00:47:00.000 I'm like, try not to be totally disgustingly obese and maybe wear heels and grow your hair long.

00:47:07.000 We can figure it out.

00:47:09.000 She's a fat pig that I would murder two of my children to fuck. 1.00

00:47:14.000 She's a disgusting porker that I would be honored just to sniff her used panties. 1.00

00:47:20.000 She's a gigantic lizo clone with pendulous breasts where if she left a used sock on the road I lived on, I would thank Jesus Christ for the honor. 1.00

00:47:32.000 She's getting pretty big, but after a few beers, we could work something out.

00:47:36.000 Like Billy Bragg says, I'm sure if you stick around, I know that we can find some common ground, sexuality.

00:47:46.000 Anyway, so it's women, women, who have this very narrow view of what's acceptable. 0.99

00:47:55.000 And even when you talk to like a supermodel, she's pissed off that her toes are too long or her fucking ass isn't round enough. 1.00

00:48:03.000 Dudes, we're anyone's dog for our bone.

00:48:08.000 Have like a much broader one?

00:48:10.000 That's by design.

00:48:12.000 If your feminism does not include fighting fat phobia and body liberation, it's not fucking feminism. 1.00

00:48:18.000 That's just another menu.

00:48:19.000 Feminism is stupid. 1.00

00:48:20.000 That's what you just said.

00:48:21.000 And there might come a day where you gain weight.

00:48:25.000 And you're still going to need feminism then. 1.00

00:48:28.000 Because if you think about it, thin, oof, I got really bad news for you.

00:48:34.000 You don't need to trash other body types to make you feel good about yourself.

00:48:37.000 Men do enough of that. 1.00

00:48:38.000 A little PSA for the girlies that hop on the... 1.00

00:48:40.000 What is all this?

00:48:41.000 They always have the weirdest gestures.

00:48:42.000 Have you noticed that?

00:48:43.000 Yeah.

00:48:44.000 You know when they have a tattoo, they've always got to get that in the shot.

00:48:48.000 All right, so this brings us to a much more serious topic in the War on Kids app, which is gay adoption. 0.99

00:48:56.000 And for that, we're going to need Le Skrinevert.

00:49:20.000 So I was thinking the other day, lesbians definitely have some animosity towards men. 1.00

00:49:25.000 Missandre, I believe it's called.

00:49:26.000 And I was wondering, maybe it comes from adolescents when they want to hang out with their friends and all their friends are getting boyfriends and the boyfriends go, I don't want her around.

00:49:34.000 I want to be with you alone.

00:49:35.000 And then they have to go back home and they go, fuck. 0.71

00:49:39.000 I hate men.

00:49:39.000 They ruin our fun.

00:49:41.000 And they don't have a boyfriend to go back to, so they don't get why they can't hang out with their friends anymore.

00:49:46.000 You don't see it with gays because gays hang out with chicks and they always want them around. 1.00

00:49:51.000 So then I'm thinking, is that why we hear about this abuse in lesbian adoption?

00:49:57.000 When lesbians adopt kids, especially boys, they tend to hurt the boys? 1.00

00:50:03.000 Do they tend to hurt the boys?

00:50:05.000 I mean, the famous case is, of course, Jennifer and Sarah Hart.

00:50:10.000 No, no, no.

00:50:10.000 That was a doozy, but Alice Jenkins and Mary Rolls.

00:50:13.000 I'll get to these in a second.

00:50:16.000 Where they had girls, but they locked the boys specifically underneath the stairs, just like Harry Potter, and tortured them, even made them eat feces.

00:50:23.000 So then I'm like, maybe that's a pattern.

00:50:26.000 And isn't it strange we don't know if that's a pattern?

00:50:30.000 Because we are petrified of sounding homophobic.

00:50:33.000 So you put two gays and their boy on the cover of the local paper, local magazine, because you want to support it.

00:50:41.000 Data be damned.

00:50:42.000 In other words, children to be damned.

00:50:44.000 In other words, fuck the kids.

00:50:48.000 Even if you want to fuck the kids, fuck kids. 1.00

00:50:51.000 What's important to me is I don't get seen as a bigot.

00:50:54.000 Well, I disagree with that mentality.

00:50:57.000 I don't care what the patterns are.

00:51:00.000 I care that my shoulder in this suit seems weird, but I don't care what the patterns are.

00:51:05.000 If the patterns are that black gays are the best to adopt kids and the kids tend to be the most normal afterwards and the most functional and the most mentally stable, then let's have a preference for black gays. 1.00

00:51:19.000 If white straits tend to benefit children more when they adopt kids, then let's go with white straits. 0.95

00:51:26.000 I don't care what the pattern is.

00:51:28.000 I don't care about being seen as a bigot.

00:51:30.000 I care what's best for the children.

00:51:32.000 That's a radical stance in this day and age.

00:51:35.000 Maybe if I hold the mic with this, I won't get that little plump. 0.90

00:51:39.000 Anyway, so I started to look it up.

00:51:42.000 And gay adoption is a bitch to look up. 1.00

00:51:44.000 It's very hard to quantify.

00:51:47.000 One of the biggest problems with it is it's brand new, so it's hard to see patterns.

00:51:50.000 But also, people are petrified of looking into it.

00:51:54.000 And they also represent such a tiny part of adoption.

00:51:58.000 As far as I'm concerned, gays are like 1% of the population, but they represent a very small part of the adoptive parents.

00:52:06.000 So you're basically talking about 1% of 1%.

00:52:09.000 And if you look up something, a metric like adoptive parents who starve their kids to death, you're not going to see a disproportionate number of gays. 0.72

00:52:17.000 You're going to see a lot of horrible, sadistic psychopaths from vegans who serve their babies vegan food until the baby dies to just malicious, horrible human beings.

00:52:30.000 I don't know why child services can't weed them out.

00:52:32.000 We've been doing this kid thing for a while now, but that's the other problem with researching this too.

00:52:39.000 It's fucking dark, man.

00:52:41.000 Wow.

00:52:41.000 But out of like 100 cases of foster parents or adoptive parents starving and abusing children to death, I didn't see a disproportionate number of gays, even within the fact that they're a small part of the population.

00:52:55.000 But what I did notice when I researched it was when gays behave badly with adopted kids, the media is petrified of going near it.

00:53:04.000 When straights do it, we heard all about it. 1.00

00:53:05.000 Like we all know, my wife and everyone I know refers to it as like the thing one, thing two family, right?

00:53:11.000 Those psychotic people.

00:53:13.000 This is the famous picture of them.

00:53:14.000 They had 12 kids.

00:53:16.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.

00:53:19.000 That looks like 13.

00:53:20.000 Yeah, 13 kids.

00:53:21.000 And they would starve them.

00:53:23.000 They chained them to the bed.

00:53:24.000 Food is big with these people, not allowing the kids to eat.

00:53:29.000 I think both of these fuckers got life.

00:53:32.000 Nice hair shithead.

00:53:33.000 We should have known something was up with that hair.

00:53:35.000 Unless he's in a small faces cover band.

00:53:38.000 And they starve the kids.

00:53:40.000 The kids are all skinny.

00:53:41.000 The kids all seemed like a weird age, too.

00:53:44.000 Like a 13-year-old would look eight because he was so malnourished.

00:53:47.000 He was like skinny and small.

00:53:50.000 So everyone knows about this case.

00:53:52.000 This was Louise and David Turpin, right?

00:53:56.000 But what about all the gay couples, the lesbian couples who abuse their kids? 1.00

00:54:01.000 Those don't really make the news as much.

00:54:03.000 It's not sort of burned in our heads the way this thing one, thing12 picture is.

00:54:10.000 And there's a group called the Ruth Institute.

00:54:13.000 Now, the Ruth Institute is known as an anti-gay group that hates homosexuals, wants them all to die, be burned at the stake, and then the ashes spread over sewer zero.

00:54:27.000 But no, they're not that.

00:54:28.000 They just, as the president, Jennifer Morris says, I like gay people.

00:54:35.000 I have no problem with gay people.

00:54:36.000 It's not the issue.

00:54:36.000 The issue is what are we doing with kids and the definition of who counts as a parent?

00:54:42.000 Now, we know for a fact that single parents are worse than two parents. 1.00

00:54:45.000 A kid needs a mom and a dad.

00:54:47.000 My personal experience has been gay parents are not as good as male and female parents. 0.71

00:54:54.000 That's just been my...

00:54:54.000 I remember a friend of mine was at the park in Manhattan, and he saw this kid.

00:54:59.000 He was with his own kids, but they're throwing a ball around, and he said he included one of the boys that was sitting there with his lesbian parents into the throwing the game.

00:55:07.000 So they made a little triangle, and they were throwing it like that.

00:55:09.000 And the lesbian parent came up to him later, and she said, he's a liberal.

00:55:12.000 He said, I'd never say this publicly.

00:55:13.000 But she came up to him later and she goes, thank you so much for that.

00:55:16.000 Like, we don't know things like this.

00:55:19.000 We don't really understand the culture and we know that there's something missing in his life.

00:55:25.000 Yeah.

00:55:25.000 I mean, two lesbians is really two single moms in a sense.

00:55:31.000 Anyway, this woman, the way I understand the Ruth Institute is they don't want gay adoption banned.

00:55:36.000 They just want to make sure that you've exercised all your other options before you go with the two guys or the two gals.

00:55:44.000 No one wants a kid to be alone in an orphanage rather than with a functioning gay family. 0.92

00:55:50.000 That's a ridiculous notion, okay?

00:55:52.000 So scrap that.

00:55:54.000 But she just wants a priority for straight couples. 1.00

00:55:58.000 And that got her on the SPLC's hate list, of which I am a proud member.

00:56:03.000 And by the way, it's very dangerous to be on that list.

00:56:07.000 Is that 1-4 you got there, Ryan?

00:56:12.000 Yeah, 1-4.

00:56:14.000 Stossel did a big anti-SPLC documentary, news bit.

00:56:26.000 Not an equal right. 0.74

00:56:27.000 They're not haters.

00:56:29.000 I like gay people.

00:56:30.000 I have no problem with gay people.

00:56:31.000 That's not the issue.

00:56:32.000 The issue is what are we doing with kids and the definition of who counts as a parent?

00:56:37.000 What if a gay couple had a civil union and adopted kids?

00:56:41.000 There could be cases where the best person for a particular child would be their Uncle Harry and his boyfriend.

00:56:47.000 You know, that could be.

00:56:48.000 But we owe it to the children to give them the best we can, which generally.

00:56:53.000 That's radical in this day and age.

00:56:55.000 That's a radical, homophobic person.

00:56:57.000 She's on a fucking hate list. 0.99

00:56:59.000 And as we know with the Family Research Council, being on the SPO's hate list can get you shot.

00:57:04.000 Now, here's a question.

00:57:05.000 What about these gay celebrities?

00:57:07.000 I'll get to them in a sec, Anderson Cooper and Prez Hilton and the like, who create a baby from scratch with a surrogate.

00:57:14.000 They make an orphan.

00:57:16.000 So now they're not cleaning out the orphanages and giving someone a home who wouldn't have a home.

00:57:20.000 They're creating a baby from scratch.

00:57:22.000 Now we know single parents are a disability, right? 1.00

00:57:26.000 You're starting the kid off with a handicap, like being deaf or blind. 1.00

00:57:29.000 Children of single parents do badly. 1.00

00:57:31.000 What if you're a gay single parent and you create a baby from scratch? 1.00

00:57:35.000 Haven't you created a child with a handicap?

00:57:37.000 Now they'd say Anderson Cooper's rich, Purrs Hilton is rich.

00:57:40.000 He's got other benefits.

00:57:42.000 I don't know.

00:57:43.000 I don't know about that.

00:57:44.000 And what's more telling, and the reason I'm doing this whole segment is to say, why don't I know?

00:57:49.000 And why am I not allowed to ask questions?

00:57:51.000 Why is this woman considered a radical? 1.00

00:57:53.000 Let's go back and see more of her. 0.74

00:57:57.000 Mother and father.

00:57:58.000 Owe it to the children to give them the best we can, which generally is a married mother and father.

00:58:03.000 See, you're a hater.

00:58:05.000 When the center put her on its hate map, the Ruth Institute's bank sent her this letter.

00:58:10.000 We've determined that you're an organization that promotes hate harassment, and so therefore we're not doing business with you.

00:58:16.000 And we went and checked our website, and we were already down.

00:58:19.000 The Ruth Institute and the Family Research Council are still on the hate list.

00:58:24.000 There's no appeal, and I sure don't know how you get off.

00:58:27.000 I suspect the Senate get off.

00:58:28.000 You watch porn.

00:58:35.000 So gay adoption is illegal in Florida.

00:58:38.000 It's the only state.

00:58:40.000 Arkansas and Utah has bans on single people adopting, which I just discussed, which I think is good. 1.00

00:58:45.000 And let's look for a second at the case that made me think of all this.

00:58:49.000 I saw it on some late night, like crime show, you know, where evil lives here or something, where someone murdered their spouse or their brother or whatever.

00:58:57.000 And this is when I learned for the first time ever about Alice Jenkins and Mary Rawls.

00:59:02.000 So one of them, I think Jenkins is the normal Les.

00:59:06.000 That's her there.

00:59:06.000 What's her name, Ryan?

00:59:07.000 This one here?

00:59:10.000 Yeah, so Alice Jenkins is a dyke who has real animosity towards men, deep-seated misandry. 1.00

00:59:17.000 Misandry?

00:59:18.000 And she marries this woman, Mary Rolls, or gets together with her.

00:59:23.000 Mary Rolls has tons of kids.

00:59:25.000 I think she has five kids from five different parents.

00:59:28.000 One of them's black.

00:59:29.000 She's a garbage slut who doesn't know what she's doing and is always looking for a free meal ticket. 1.00

00:59:35.000 This lesbian comes along, says, I'll handle it. 1.00

00:59:38.000 But she resents the children.

00:59:40.000 They're not her children.

00:59:41.000 She doesn't want them.

00:59:41.000 Now, this isn't really adoption, right?

00:59:43.000 This is someone becoming a step thing, a stepmother, stepfather.

00:59:49.000 And the abuse was disgusting.

00:59:52.000 At one point, the youngest black kid and the white kid are the ones that live under the stairs like Harry Potter, locked in with a chain, just in a black room, like solitary confinement, just sitting there in the darkness. 0.78

01:00:04.000 It's unfathomable.

01:00:06.000 These are children.

01:00:07.000 Like, we have riots about George Floyd.

01:00:09.000 Where are the riots about these kids?

01:00:11.000 They're still deeply traumatized.

01:00:13.000 In the documentary I saw, the guy was talking about it.

01:00:15.000 He's like 25 years old now, still bawling his eyes out.

01:00:18.000 Every time he brings it up, my lord, these were her offspring.

01:00:22.000 That's the dyke that tortured them. 1.00

01:00:24.000 And at one point, the other siblings figure out how to get in, how to pick the lock or how to get a key for the lock.

01:00:30.000 They let them out when the parents are away, and they let them go downstairs and eat whatever they want.

01:00:36.000 These kids were starving to death.

01:00:38.000 There's a plethora of food.

01:00:40.000 The cupboards are jam-packed with stuff.

01:00:43.000 And they can't believe it.

01:00:46.000 It was like in Mad Max.

01:00:47.000 You know, that little village of children who live by the sand dunes or whatever.

01:00:55.000 It was like inviting them to Costco.

01:00:57.000 I mean, they're drowning in food.

01:00:58.000 So they eat like pigs.

01:00:59.000 They stuff their faces.

01:01:00.000 They go back and they lock themselves back in the room.

01:01:03.000 The parents find out.

01:01:04.000 The two lesbians find out. 1.00

01:01:05.000 They beat them, torture them, and then they make them eat dog shit as a punishment. 0.85

01:01:11.000 Eventually, all the kids escape.

01:01:13.000 Another time the parents leave.

01:01:15.000 The parents, loosely used phrase.

01:01:18.000 And they're wandering through the streets.

01:01:20.000 They find a garden hose.

01:01:22.000 This is like two in the morning.

01:01:23.000 They start drinking from it.

01:01:24.000 Where are the parents, by the way?

01:01:25.000 Two in the morning.

01:01:27.000 And a neighbor sees.

01:01:28.000 They call the cops.

01:01:29.000 The cops say, we're going to take you home.

01:01:30.000 The kids start screaming hysterically.

01:01:33.000 Now, the cop was probably dubious when he heard that the kids were being held against their will at a home.

01:01:39.000 But when the kids went hysterical upon arriving back at their own house, that's the guy.

01:01:44.000 That's him fully grown up.

01:01:46.000 That's the guy who had to eat shit.

01:01:48.000 15 to 21.

01:01:49.000 She had six children.

01:01:51.000 The furthest back I can remember is 1997.

01:01:58.000 I was living with my mom and my brother Tyler, my sister Marissa, my brother Daryl and Danny.

01:02:07.000 And Caleb had just been born.

01:02:11.000 She was like a really good mom.

01:02:13.000 There's early photos of us like going to the city.

01:02:16.000 We can watch the whole stuff.

01:02:17.000 I get the idea.

01:02:18.000 But they got hysterical when they were brought back to the house.

01:02:21.000 And that's how the cops knew this was real.

01:02:24.000 So they're doing time now.

01:02:26.000 They're determined to get out.

01:02:27.000 She says she's learned her lesson.

01:02:28.000 Alice Jenkins has.

01:02:31.000 And then we have these murderous lesbians. 1.00

01:02:33.000 I will concede that this did make the news.

01:02:35.000 Remember these virtue signalers who adopted like five kids, mostly black, as status symbols, as fashion accoutrements.

01:02:46.000 This is what celebrities are doing now, too.

01:02:49.000 Like Charlize Therone, she gets herself some African kids, then says they're trans. 0.93

01:02:54.000 Madonna goes to Africa and buys a bunch of black kids because liberals see blacks as pets and what better pet than a puppy? 0.97

01:03:02.000 So they go and they get their baby blacks. 0.99

01:03:07.000 Imagine you are from the African village of Muntarut and you find out that the kid that the rich billionaire woman came to buy from you is actually that she turned it into a chick. 0.99

01:03:21.000 What the fuck have you done to my kid?

01:03:25.000 Why did you make my kid gay?

01:03:31.000 So they drove these kids off a cliff.

01:03:34.000 They got bored of them.

01:03:35.000 They're mentally ill. 0.68

01:03:36.000 They're deeply unhappy.

01:03:37.000 Just like a sex change where you go, I'm going to chop my dicka. 1.00

01:03:41.000 What the hell is that?

01:03:43.000 Did you hear that?

01:03:45.000 Yeah, that's...

01:03:47.000 That mystery beeping we couldn't find out the other day, too.

01:03:49.000 It happened before.

01:03:50.000 What the fuck?

01:03:51.000 I was looking all around.

01:03:52.000 Couldn't see what the hell.

01:03:53.000 Is it my kegerator?

01:03:56.000 It sounded like it was coming from the kegerator.

01:03:58.000 Yeah.

01:03:59.000 Anywho, my beer is calling me.

01:04:03.000 Just like when you have a sex change, I'm miserable.

01:04:06.000 I'm suicidal.

01:04:07.000 I want to chop my dick off.

01:04:08.000 Maybe I set the emergency alarm system here to go off if anyone talks about getting a sex change. 0.76

01:04:15.000 System.

01:04:16.000 I'm not serious.

01:04:17.000 It's an analogy.

01:04:18.000 We're talking about someone else.

01:04:20.000 They cut their dicks off, and then they go, oh, I'm still depressed.

01:04:25.000 That's why they have such a high suicide rate.

01:04:26.000 These lesbians, maybe they adopted all those kids and they go, oh, shit, I'm still depressed. 1.00

01:04:30.000 Oh, well, let's kill ourselves. 0.92

01:04:32.000 And then I don't want to abandon these kids.

01:04:33.000 Let's just kill everyone.

01:04:35.000 They found on Sarah Hart's phone searches like, how long does it take to die from hypothermia while drowning in a car?

01:04:43.000 And is death by drowning relatively painless?

01:04:47.000 If you are writing articles like that, make sure they sound real bad.

01:04:52.000 Go, ah, it's hell.

01:04:53.000 Don't do it.

01:04:55.000 Don't write glowing articles about drowning or hypothermia.

01:04:58.000 I thought this was interesting, too, that They also have a picture of them with their kids wearing thing one and thing two shirts.

01:05:05.000 Isn't that disturbing?

01:05:06.000 What is that picture you're showing?

01:05:09.000 They talked to her about being a big sister, and it seemed like they would all be watching.

01:05:13.000 This was, yeah, go back.

01:05:14.000 There it is.

01:05:15.000 Is this a thing with people who see their kids as things?

01:05:20.000 They get Dr. Zeus thing shirts.

01:05:24.000 Apparently, this is a thing.

01:05:26.000 So if you see someone with thing shirts, be wary.

01:05:31.000 It's also strange how they get so many kids.

01:05:34.000 I understand if you're the best parent in the world, but when you're a shitty, struggling lesbian parent, why do you have so many kids? 1.00

01:05:39.000 I thought it was funny that the Daily Beast's angle, they have to cover it, right?

01:05:43.000 Because as I conceded earlier, this one did get some coverage.

01:05:46.000 But the Daily Beast is like, all right, we've got to cover this, guys.

01:05:49.000 What's the angle?

01:05:50.000 We can't say, again, the whole theme of this entire green screen is that criticizing gay adoption is absolutely unthinkable.

01:06:00.000 So what did Daily Beast do?

01:06:02.000 The woke white lesbian couple that secretly abused their six adopted black kids. 1.00

01:06:06.000 So they made it about evil white people and how these stupid white bitches were torturing blacks. 1.00

01:06:15.000 Okay, that is true, but it's not necessarily the takeaway there, cat blog.

01:06:24.000 Here's a case that no one's heard of.

01:06:26.000 Mark Newton and Peter Trong.

01:06:29.000 He's like Vietnamese or something.

01:06:31.000 They're both Australian.

01:06:33.000 And I mean, if you're eating, maybe stop watching this.

01:06:37.000 But these guys would adopt a boy.

01:06:41.000 They wanted more.

01:06:43.000 They only got six years.

01:06:45.000 That dude from 90 Day Fiancé, who slapped his girlfriend around, got 18 years.

01:06:50.000 Max and John got four years for a 17-second fight with Antifa that they didn't start.

01:06:56.000 But depraved gays get six years? 1.00

01:07:01.000 I don't like that.

01:07:02.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you.

01:07:10.000 By the way, if you're a map, a minor attracted person, I'm going to provide you a map, a literal map, on places to visit in New York.

01:07:17.000 You could go to make sure the best places to visit to find victims is 3 a.m., 4 a.m.

01:07:27.000 And the hot spots for cuties is East New York, you want to check out.

01:07:33.000 Harlem is a great spot.

01:07:36.000 The South Bronx is really good.

01:07:39.000 And the way you solicit to find a minor that you can fuck and have a great time is you want to go up to, there's a group that facilitates this called the Bloods. 0.87

01:07:50.000 And you want to go up to them late at night, be in their area, and then say, go up to them and call them a pussy. 1.00

01:07:56.000 That's sort of the vernacular for you'd like some boy sex. 0.59

01:07:59.000 And say, yo, you a pussy, you a bitch. 1.00

01:08:03.000 And then if he's wearing red, say, Crips for life.

01:08:05.000 That's a code for get me a guy.

01:08:10.000 You'll also notice in the South Bronx, there's a group that will help you find some cuties.

01:08:16.000 And they're called the Latin Kings. 0.89

01:08:18.000 They wear black and yellow.

01:08:19.000 Go up to them around 4 a.m.

01:08:21.000 Again, the code word is bitch, pussy. 1.00

01:08:25.000 You ain't shit is another one that works. 0.87

01:08:29.000 Also, another good way to meet young men, and this is part of my map for maps, is what you gonna do, bitch? 1.00

01:08:38.000 You ain't shit.

01:08:40.000 Come on, bitch. 1.00

01:08:42.000 Brian threw a motherfucker face.

01:08:44.000 Okay, so East New York, South Bronx, Harlem, look for bloods, look for Latin Kings at 4 in the morning. 1.00

01:08:52.000 Try to find an area that's completely dark, and they'll help you out.

01:08:56.000 That's true.

01:08:58.000 That's my map for maps.

01:09:00.000 I might do that as a separate segment.

01:09:04.000 So they're serving 40 years in prison.

01:09:07.000 I don't know why the Vietnamese guy only got 30.

01:09:09.000 How do they work that out?

01:09:10.000 But yeah, they were arrested in 2012 for sexually abusing their son and trafficking him for sex in an international pedophile ring.

01:09:21.000 Call me naive.

01:09:23.000 How the living fuck can such a thing even exist for more than a nanosecond?

01:09:29.000 Like, I have problems with my payment processor.

01:09:32.000 We've been kicked off, but there's somehow a way to facilitate an international pedophile ring?

01:09:38.000 How?

01:09:39.000 Let's make sure we see these fuckers' faces. 0.98

01:09:42.000 I always want to put a face to a name.

01:09:45.000 This is the documentary about them.

01:09:48.000 I'm locked up with a lot of predators here who have gone out and raped and done a lot of very bad things to children.

01:09:54.000 And that's just not me.

01:09:56.000 I'm not a predator.

01:09:58.000 I'm not a deviant person by nature as such.

01:10:01.000 Peter, you say you're not a deviant, but we understand that you began to commit sexual acts with your son when he was very young.

01:10:13.000 No, we can't go into that.

01:10:14.000 We're not going into that.

01:10:15.000 Can I ask you then, Peter, about how that happened, how that happened with your partner?

01:10:22.000 No, we're not going into that either.

01:10:24.000 Do you want to say anything?

01:10:26.000 Because you've said you're sorry.

01:10:29.000 Do you want to explain how that happened if you were led to that?

01:10:35.000 No, anyone, this is making me really uncomfortable.

01:10:38.000 Yeah, I know that.

01:10:39.000 That's why we're not doing anything.

01:10:40.000 Oh, he feels uncomfortable.

01:10:44.000 It sounds like they're just trying to plasmy as a monster, and I don't want this.

01:10:48.000 He's not a monster.

01:10:49.000 He just adopted a kid and raped it.

01:10:51.000 Now he's the bad.

01:10:54.000 God.

01:10:55.000 Leave him alone.

01:10:58.000 Anyway, I don't want to go off on a tangent about mass raping.

01:11:00.000 I'm not implying that gays, when gays adopt boys, they fuck them. 0.76

01:11:06.000 And when lesbians adopt boys, they starve them to death and drive them off a cliff. 1.00

01:11:10.000 I just find it interesting that some of these stories are incredibly hard to dig up.

01:11:15.000 But what I am concerned about is, A, that it's hard to research this.

01:11:19.000 There's not a lot of information about it.

01:11:21.000 And the media avoids it, just like that question was avoided by Peter and his lawyer.

01:11:26.000 But I'm also wondering how much of this gay adoption is just the look.

01:11:32.000 Like I accidentally read a book by Dan Savage.

01:11:35.000 My wife was reading it, 2.5, Kid, the kid.

01:11:39.000 And, you know, sometimes you're bored and you're lying around your living room and you just pick up whatever your wife is reading.

01:11:44.000 So I read this and I got sort of sucked into it.

01:11:46.000 He's a good writer.

01:11:47.000 I actually have a past with Dan Savage.

01:11:50.000 I remember a long time ago, he was talking about how it's okay to want to be pegged.

01:11:55.000 It doesn't mean you're gay.

01:11:56.000 And in Vice, I said, no.

01:11:58.000 Dan Savage is grooming you here, trying to make you think it's okay to get pegged.

01:12:02.000 You're a fucking fag if your girlfriend's regularly fucking you in the ass. 1.00

01:12:06.000 I say regularly like I tried it.

01:12:09.000 And Dan later on goes, yeah, Vice caught me on that.

01:12:12.000 I was full of shit.

01:12:15.000 So in this book, he has a chapter.

01:12:17.000 His kid's called like DJ or some shit.

01:12:20.000 And in this book, he has a chapter called The Chapter I Don't Want DJ to Read.

01:12:25.000 Now, once these people are in their own bubble, and no one from the right is buying this book and reading it, I read it by accident, as I said.

01:12:32.000 And in this chapter, he basically says, yeah, I don't know why we adopted you.

01:12:36.000 After you were born, I was sort of looking around like, what the fuck is this kid doing here?

01:12:41.000 I don't, I'm lowering myself because I don't like this gap beneath my tie, by the way.

01:12:50.000 I kind of regret it.

01:12:51.000 Like, what am I doing?

01:12:52.000 Who is this kid?

01:12:53.000 I feel no attachment to him whatsoever.

01:12:55.000 Oh, really?

01:12:56.000 It's almost like you just bought a toy that ended up being an actual person and now you're wondering what the fuck you've done.

01:13:03.000 Now we're getting to the heart of what concerns me.

01:13:06.000 And that brings me to Perez Helton.

01:13:09.000 Now, I know a lot of people who have adopted, and they always end up with blacks. 1.00

01:13:14.000 Not because that's what they want or don't want.

01:13:16.000 There's no real racial preference there.

01:13:18.000 They just, that seems to be the easiest one to get.

01:13:21.000 If you're not doing a surrogate, you're white, and at least in New York, my experience, no, and even in Canada, it's you end up with a black kid or a half-black kid or something like that. 0.80

01:13:31.000 I'm not saying that's good or bad.

01:13:32.000 I couldn't care less.

01:13:33.000 I want more families, and I don't care what race they are. 0.75

01:13:36.000 But then every time you see a gay with kids, he's got white kids. 0.99

01:13:41.000 And I go, where'd you get the white?

01:13:43.000 I heard they're pretty rare.

01:13:44.000 They're hard to come by.

01:13:45.000 And I talked to someone in the field and they said, a lot of the times these women who put the kid up for adoption, they can say their preferences.

01:13:53.000 They get to choose, in a sense, where the kid goes.

01:13:56.000 And they like gay celebrities.

01:13:58.000 So the white kids tend to go to gays just because it's kind of cool.

01:14:02.000 Perez Hilton, awesome.

01:14:04.000 My kid went to Famous Fag.

01:14:06.000 And this clown has three kids now.

01:14:10.000 He's not in a relationship.

01:14:11.000 So that's illegal in Florida because he's gay.

01:14:14.000 And it's also illegal in Arizona and Arkansas.

01:14:19.000 No, sorry, Arkansas and Utah because it's a single parent.

01:14:23.000 Why is it okay for a single parent?

01:14:25.000 If you scroll down there, you see him with his mom.

01:14:27.000 And this fucker's always going on Big Brother.

01:14:31.000 Now, I hate when I see Naked and Afraid, and it's some mom with a three-year-old, and she's out there risking malaria and all kinds of permanent problems to be on TV and win some bullshit prize, 10 grand or something to be away for like two months. 0.80

01:14:47.000 But Perez Hilton, he's a single gay, and he's always on Big Brother or some bullshit reality show. 0.99

01:14:54.000 Why won't your shit load, bro?

01:14:57.000 Is it your internet connection?

01:14:59.000 He might be removed.

01:15:00.000 No, that's never the case.

01:15:01.000 I'm clicking.

01:15:03.000 Oh, there we go.

01:15:05.000 So, yeah, we're looking at pictures of him.

01:15:08.000 His mother's looking after the kids, and it just rubs me the wrong way.

01:15:13.000 Like Charlize Theron with her trans kid, you're just like, I'm sure it's possible that a kid wanted to be trans, and you found the 0.000001%. 0.99

01:15:23.000 Yeah, this picture bothers me.

01:15:25.000 You're there with your mom.

01:15:27.000 She probably does most of the parenting when you're away at your reality shows. 0.99

01:15:31.000 And there's three little fashion accessories you bought because you felt like being a dad.

01:15:37.000 Andy Cohen does it.

01:15:38.000 Anderson Cooper does it.

01:15:39.000 It's what legit homos do. 1.00

01:15:41.000 I want to be a legit homo, so I'm buying me these kids. 1.00

01:15:45.000 Sorry, you shouldn't be away for months at a time at a reality show.

01:15:49.000 Soldiers can be away fighting for their country.

01:15:51.000 That's what they signed up for.

01:15:53.000 But you can't be away doing reality shows when you have three little kids.

01:15:57.000 You alarmingly annoying queer. 1.00

01:16:02.000 Which brings us to Anderson Cooper.

01:16:05.000 Now, I've talked to people about this and they go, well, he's rich, so the kids will have all kinds of opportunities.

01:16:09.000 Rich is bullshit.

01:16:10.000 Money is bullshit.

01:16:11.000 Oh, you'll get to go to a private school.

01:16:13.000 Private schools are really good.

01:16:16.000 That's what's important.

01:16:17.000 Not love and the mothering you get, the love you get from a mom, the discipline you get from a dad.

01:16:24.000 That can't hold a candle to fucking a Lamborghini.

01:16:28.000 Yeah.

01:16:29.000 My kid's rich.

01:16:30.000 He has the latest Nik.

01:16:32.000 I mean, he doesn't have parents, but he's got cool shoes.

01:16:36.000 There's one thing that a young child needs, it's designer gear.

01:16:40.000 So anyway, this guy who's fucking mental, Anderson Cooper's brother killed himself.

01:16:46.000 There's a history of mental illness in the family.

01:16:48.000 Gloria Vanderbilt's mother of Vanderbilt jeans.

01:16:54.000 He's like, I think he's on the spectrum.

01:16:56.000 He only eats McDonald's hamburgers that are plain and all kinds of stuff.

01:16:59.000 So he's in a relationship with this guy, Benjamin Mysani.

01:17:03.000 And unfortunately, in 2018, Ben gets bored of Anderson and dumps him.

01:17:08.000 Fuck.

01:17:09.000 Oh, well, I'm alone now.

01:17:11.000 And it's hard for me to find a date because I'm on the spectrum and I'm fucking weird and mentally ill.

01:17:16.000 Ben had had enough of my weirdness.

01:17:19.000 So he buys himself a child named Wyatt.

01:17:23.000 I think it's about 12 grand for a surrogate.

01:17:26.000 There's all kinds of weird laws where you can't pay a woman to have a baby, but you could like buy her a car or buy her mom, like to help her mom buy a house or some shit. 0.65

01:17:34.000 There's ways to get around it, but you end up spending.

01:17:36.000 I've known gays who have done this. 1.00

01:17:38.000 My experience has been it's about 12 grand.

01:17:40.000 A lot of money.

01:17:41.000 Not a lot of people can afford just to throw 12 grand away.

01:17:43.000 Not that you're throwing it away.

01:17:45.000 So he gets Wyatt and he says to his ex, hey, Ben, I have a baby.

01:17:53.000 So in 2020, Ben says, okay, I'll adopt Wyatt And we can co-parent.

01:18:01.000 In other words, I'll come back in your life now that you bought yourself this kid because I want to be a dad too, and that'll be a cool look.

01:18:09.000 Of course, the media is fawning all over this.

01:18:11.000 It's a new way to parent.

01:18:12.000 They secretly hate the family, probably because they don't have their own.

01:18:15.000 And there we've got the lesbian Ellen DeGeneres saying, Isn't it fun? 1.00

01:18:18.000 You're now co-parenting with your ex-boyfriend?

01:18:21.000 Yeah, that's possible.

01:18:22.000 That's possible what's going on.

01:18:24.000 It's also possible that this depraved pervert is using a child to bring back his ex-boyfriend and say, look, I bought a human.

01:18:32.000 We can co-parent it.

01:18:33.000 I'm not implying he fucks his kid, by the way.

01:18:34.000 I shouldn't have said pervert.

01:18:35.000 You know what I mean?

01:18:37.000 What's he saying now, explaining his stupid scenario?

01:18:39.000 It feels like a rest because it's something different.

01:18:42.000 Anyway, that's the excuse I use to keep learning.

01:18:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:45.000 Because just we have the same kind of similar thing where we do the same thing every day, but there's something different happening every day with what we do.

01:18:53.000 Exactly.

01:18:53.000 Yeah.

01:18:53.000 And you always learn meeting people, and so it's interesting.

01:18:57.000 Did you read Sanjay's book, Keeping Sharp?

01:19:00.000 It's really good.

01:19:01.000 Yeah.

01:19:02.000 I'm obsessed with brain health, so I've been, yeah, it's a really good sign.

01:19:08.000 What's great about the book is that there really are things we can do in our lives right now to help our brains.

01:19:15.000 Yes, tell me more about how to have a good life.

01:19:17.000 I know.

01:19:17.000 The guy who buys kids to get his boyfriend back.

01:19:20.000 Anyway, so he gets Ben back, and then in 2022, Anderson buys another baby, and his name is Sebastian Luke Maisani Cooper.

01:19:34.000 Oh, it's got his ex-boyfriend's last name.

01:19:36.000 So now in 2022, Maisani goes back and adopts the first kid, Wyatt, and says, that's officially mine now.

01:19:45.000 Is that his way of saying, can you stop buying kids?

01:19:47.000 Okay, I'll adopt the first one.

01:19:48.000 Stop, stop.

01:19:50.000 I'm not taking you back.

01:19:52.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:19:54.000 Is what I'm asking here with this.

01:19:56.000 I am making some judgments.

01:19:57.000 I have some theories.

01:19:58.000 I don't know, but there's something profoundly weird about what's going on with Anderson Cooper and Perez Hilton and all these celebrities buying kids.

01:20:08.000 And by the way, single mothers buying kids like Charlize, I find just as disturbing and bad for the kid, potentially bad for the kid, as gays. 1.00

01:20:16.000 Same with Madonna.

01:20:18.000 So it's hard to figure out what the fuck is going on with all this.

01:20:21.000 There was one dude, though, Mark Regeneris, and he did a study.

01:20:27.000 That's his sin.

01:20:29.000 The guy's persona non grata in the scientific community.

01:20:32.000 He can't get a table at Rayo's.

01:20:33.000 He's in big shit.

01:20:35.000 And this is because he did a study that collected data from nearly 3,000 adults.

01:20:41.000 He compared young adults who grew up with a lesbian mother or gay father.

01:20:46.000 And he noted that differences exist between children of parents who have had same-sex relationships and those of married parents.

01:20:52.000 This is a big problem people had.

01:20:54.000 They go, wait, you define gay as someone who just had a same-sex relationship?

01:20:59.000 That doesn't make them gay.

01:21:02.000 Yeah, it does.

01:21:03.000 Yeah, it does.

01:21:04.000 Did your dad have a boyfriend named Pierre for two years?

01:21:08.000 No, he didn't, because he's not gay.

01:21:10.000 No one who's straight has a little meandering.

01:21:13.000 Sure, girls make out with each other to give guys a boner in college and they rub their tits together and make out. 1.00

01:21:19.000 No, no.

01:21:20.000 That's called a lug lesbian until graduation. 1.00

01:21:23.000 In the real world, straight adults don't have relationships with the same sex if they're not gay.

01:21:30.000 So he's correct to call that gay. 1.00

01:21:33.000 Anyway, this probability study suggests considerable diversity among same-sex parents.

01:21:39.000 So what he discovered was the data show rather clearly that children raised by gay or lesbian parents on average are at a significant disadvantage when compared to children raised by the intact family of their married biological mother and father.

01:21:58.000 Now this study was viciously poo-pooed.

01:22:02.000 Like imagine the most explosive diarrhea you've ever had in your life.

01:22:06.000 That's how viciously it was poo-pooed. 0.68

01:22:09.000 And it wasn't by his peers.

01:22:12.000 His peers saw the data and went, oh shit, that sucks.

01:22:15.000 Well, you're a bigot.

01:22:17.000 And that's, as I said at the beginning here, that's a bigger sin than hurting children.

01:22:24.000 Fuck the kids. 0.99

01:22:25.000 You can fuck the kids.

01:22:26.000 Fuck kids. 0.98

01:22:28.000 Why mark regenerous study shouldn't matter?

01:22:30.000 Oh, this was the craziest take I ever saw in my life.

01:22:35.000 Scientific American, that bastion of logic and level-headed thinking, states that mark-regenerous study, even if it's true, should be abolished and ignored.

01:22:51.000 What?

01:22:52.000 Okay, here's their logic.

01:22:54.000 If you think that this study should affect how people adopt, you're in trouble now.

01:23:00.000 Because by saying empirical data on who rears more stable children is a factor in deciding who should be able to have children, you would be scientifically remiss in stopping at gay and lesbian couples.

01:23:10.000 Yeah?

01:23:11.000 Okay.

01:23:12.000 Rather, you would have to study all groups who want to have children and compare and contrast outcomes.

01:23:18.000 Scientific American is saying, you're going to have to do more studying.

01:23:22.000 You have to study all groups.

01:23:23.000 Ooh, I'm going to have to do some homework?

01:23:25.000 Aren't you an American scientist?

01:23:28.000 Do some studying.

01:23:31.000 You're going to have to look at race, religion, study by age, by political affiliation, by socioeconomic background.

01:23:38.000 And the list goes on and on and on.

01:23:40.000 Yeah, good.

01:23:41.000 Good.

01:23:43.000 This task becomes even more difficult when you consider that drawing lines between groups can be an arbitrary thing in the first place.

01:23:49.000 And how you decide to draw those lines can impact your results.

01:23:52.000 Yeah, like when Mark Regeneris said that if you had a gay relationship, you're a fag.

01:23:58.000 I'm okay with that line.

01:24:00.000 Don't all scientific studies involve drawing lines?

01:24:04.000 I have absolutely no doubt you would find data revealing differences between other groups, ones that have no restrictions whatsoever on having children, and who are not under political scrutiny for wanting to.

01:24:13.000 So now you face a dilemma.

01:24:15.000 Here's my whole point.

01:24:16.000 Like facing a dilemma is worse than hurting children.

01:24:20.000 I'll take facing a dilemma, thanks.

01:24:23.000 If you want to say the differences between groups constitute a legitimate argument for limiting parenthood rights, you don't have a leg to stand on If you want to limit gay and lesbian rights, but no one else's.

01:24:33.000 No, I want to limit anyone's rights who show a proclivity for hurting children.

01:24:40.000 I don't give a fuck who it is.

01:24:42.000 If Korean albinos turn out to be the worst adoptive parents in the history of adopting, I don't want to make it illegal, but I want Korean albinos to be heavily scrutinized. 0.95

01:24:54.000 Scrutinized more than other groups.

01:24:57.000 Sounds scary.

01:24:58.000 Sounds like eugenics. 0.98

01:25:00.000 Sounds like racism.

01:25:01.000 Sounds like bigotry.

01:25:02.000 Sounds like Archie Bunker is rearing his ugly head.

01:25:05.000 Who gives a shit?

01:25:08.000 Again, I'd rather be known as a bigot than have children hurt.

01:25:11.000 I'll take that on the chin.

01:25:13.000 Okay?

01:25:13.000 Bigot me up.

01:25:14.000 Archie bunkerify me if it stops one kid from eating feces while locked under the stairs.

01:25:24.000 And this comes back to, the whole time I was doing this, I was thinking of the Old Bailey where I went to see Tommy Robinson on trial.

01:25:30.000 And there's a massive stone cut saying out front.

01:25:34.000 And it says, defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer.

01:25:39.000 That should be our priority.

01:25:41.000 That should be written in stone above the justice system in our minds.

01:25:46.000 We don't care what the ramifications are, how things are perceived.

01:25:51.000 We want to defend the children of the poor and punish the wrongdoer.

01:25:55.000 That's not radical.

01:25:56.000 That's human.

01:26:16.000 Uh-oh.

01:26:17.000 This just in.

01:26:18.000 It's going all over the place.

01:26:20.000 Longtime Proud Boys leader Enrique Tario charged with conspiracy in January 6th attack on Capitol.

01:26:28.000 Henry Enrique Tario, longtime leader of the Proud Boys, has been indicted on a conspiracy charge in the January 6th Capitol attack, the second high-profile arrest of an extremist leader.

01:26:37.000 This is the Washington Post, of course, accused of fueling political violence around the 2020 election results.

01:26:41.000 Tario 38 lives in Miami joins Oathkeeper founder Stuart Rhodes as the two most well-known individuals charged by the justice system, Justice Department.

01:26:50.000 In recent months, Tari has described himself as a former leader of the Proud Boys.

01:26:54.000 An indictment unsealed in federal court in Washington on Tuesday accuses Tari of conspiring with other senior Proud Boy leaders, including Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs, both of whom are already charged with connection with Jan 6, both of whom are still in the shoe, by the way.

01:27:08.000 The charges against Tari include conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, in this case, the formal tallying by Congress of electoral votes and blah, blah, blah.

01:27:15.000 The charges against Tario were added to the previously filed indictment against Nordine, Biggs, and other Proud Boy's followers.

01:27:22.000 But I've talked to the lawyers involved, and all of the evidence they have is just like, let's fucking rock this joint.

01:27:29.000 Like the way people would talk about the Super Bowl.

01:27:31.000 There is no, at 3 p.m.

01:27:34.000 We meet here, then we will go and flank on the stairs and blah, blah, blah.

01:27:38.000 Right.

01:27:38.000 Again, I told everyone not to go.

01:27:40.000 I told them it was a trap.

01:27:44.000 More than 100 police officers were injured, blah, blah, blah.

01:27:47.000 Tario was not at the Capitol that day.

01:27:50.000 That should be relevant.

01:27:51.000 And it's denied that he or his group organized any violence there.

01:27:55.000 In that case, Tario was arrested for allegedly burning a Black Lives Matter.

01:27:58.000 He didn't burn it.

01:27:58.000 He copped to it.

01:28:01.000 And do, do, do, do, do.

01:28:04.000 The updated indictment unsealed Tuesday, that's today, offers new details of Tario's alleged role in discussions that preceded the violence.

01:28:11.000 Tario exchanged messages with an individual who sent him a plan to occupy crucial buildings in Washington, including the House and Senate building, with as many people as possible.

01:28:19.000 After sending the document, the individual allegedly messaged Tario that, quote, the revolution is important than anything.

01:28:28.000 More important, I guess you might say.

01:28:30.000 To which Tario allegedly replied, that's what every waking moment consists of.

01:28:34.000 I'm not playing games.

01:28:37.000 That's hardly an indictable offense.

01:28:40.000 Proudboys are known for brandishing.

01:28:42.000 While the group leaders disavow racism, some members have ties to groups that espouse white nationalist rhetoric common among hate groups.

01:28:52.000 Like, I want to sue for that kind of shit.

01:28:54.000 Some members have ties, but how do you disprove that?

01:28:59.000 Well, you were seen with this guy.

01:29:01.000 Yeah, that's not ties.

01:29:02.000 What are ties?

01:29:04.000 I know how a layman perceives that sentence.

01:29:08.000 At times, their visits to the district have ended in street brawls.

01:29:12.000 And then they talk about Trump denouncing the club.

01:29:19.000 The new indictment pointedly ties Tario to Rhodes.

01:29:22.000 Ooh, so we'll have to talk about this with John Pierce and Dan Hall, the lawyers involved.

01:29:29.000 That's kind of juicy.

01:29:30.000 Stinky.

01:29:31.000 This happened, though.

01:29:33.000 Judge agrees to dismiss obstruction charge for Jan 6 Capital Riot suspect Garrett Miller, North Texas.

01:29:39.000 But I feel like everybody else has the same level of involvement, so that seems good, even if there are charges being brought up now.

01:29:46.000 And this guy commits suicide.

01:29:48.000 Well, right.

01:29:49.000 But the point of it is a good level of plump.

01:29:55.000 It's also a good level of news.

01:29:57.000 Oh, shit, I didn't notice that headline.

01:29:58.000 Fuck, I'm a disgusting pervert.

01:30:00.000 Jan 6 defendant commits suicide.

01:30:03.000 Yeah.

01:30:03.000 Matthew Pernet.

01:30:04.000 Matthew Pernet has probably taken on his own life after his family said he was bullied to death by the Department of Justice.

01:30:09.000 Like, I mean, I just read an article about a man who murdered three black kids because they posted him on Facebook.

01:30:17.000 Nope.

01:30:20.000 Not interesting.

01:30:23.000 It's fucking bizarre.

01:30:25.000 It shows you, the reason Max and John are in prison is because they attacked Antifa.

01:30:30.000 Antifa, the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

01:30:32.000 The DNC controls the justice system thanks to Soros.

01:30:36.000 So if you hurt the DNC or threaten the DNC in any way, it's like threatening the mob in Red Hook in 1982.

01:30:45.000 You're fucked.

01:30:50.000 Okay.

01:30:52.000 Oh, let's do the mailbag. 0.81

01:30:54.000 Ah, Ryan, shut up.

01:30:56.000 You don't have a dad.

01:30:59.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:31:04.000 Let me touch it.

01:31:09.000 Pat Buchanan article on Ukraine.

01:31:11.000 We were discussing Buchanan at the beginning of the show.

01:31:15.000 Buchanan on U.S. policy.

01:31:16.000 Cheer Ukrainians on and keep us out. 1.00

01:31:21.000 Okay.

01:31:23.000 That sounds like an okay angle to me.

01:31:26.000 What about the Nazis?

01:31:27.000 Praying for Ukraine, rooting for Putin. 0.91

01:31:34.000 You know our take on it.

01:31:35.000 And I know I want this to be set in stone so everyone high-fives me for being Nostradamus.

01:31:42.000 Or as the basist of corrosion of conformity is called when he does Coke, Nostradamus.

01:31:49.000 Because what's his name again?

01:31:51.000 Pie?

01:31:52.000 Pepper.

01:31:53.000 He gets real profound on Coke.

01:31:57.000 And we all called him Nostradamus.

01:32:00.000 Anyway, Pepper Keenan?

01:32:03.000 Yes.

01:32:04.000 My take is it's been predecided that Putin is going to leave with, what's it called?

01:32:13.000 Dubras?

01:32:15.000 Donbass.

01:32:15.000 Donbass?

01:32:16.000 I don't care what it's called.

01:32:18.000 That ethnically Russian area.

01:32:20.000 Predetermined.

01:32:22.000 So now the latest is he wants three areas and then he'll leave, right?

01:32:27.000 What's going to happen with the negotiation?

01:32:29.000 The one superfluous area he doesn't really want is going to go to Ukraine in the negotiations, which Biden and Zelensky will take credit for.

01:32:37.000 And he'll leave with plan A, always been plan A. He'll leave with Donbass. 0.70

01:32:43.000 What's it called?

01:32:44.000 Donbass?

01:32:45.000 The Donbass region.

01:32:47.000 He'll leave with that.

01:32:48.000 That was always the plan.

01:32:49.000 They knew they were going to lose a few hundred people in this giant political theater.

01:32:54.000 Russia is not doing badly.

01:32:56.000 Ukraine does not have them on the ropes.

01:32:58.000 That's all for show.

01:32:59.000 You're watching a celebrity fight.

01:33:01.000 This is Jake Paul in the ring.

01:33:05.000 And if he leaves with those two regions, you have to count me as right.

01:33:10.000 Not far right, just regular right.

01:33:12.000 Yes.

01:33:13.000 No, far correct.

01:33:16.000 Hi there.

01:33:17.000 Here's a video for you for your final video segment.

01:33:20.000 I'm not going to explain the details, but I'm sure you'll love it.

01:33:24.000 And the subject implies that it's Asians in what looks like New York, what looks like Union Square maybe, fighting back. 0.92

01:33:32.000 Now, to condone fighting back is to condone violence in this day and age because everyone's a pussy. 0.99

01:33:37.000 But yeah, I wish that the Asians in New York would get more like the rooftop Koreans and start banding together to stop this shit. 1.00

01:33:51.000 This is ancient news, isn't it?

01:33:52.000 Oh my God.

01:33:52.000 Ancient Chinese secret.

01:33:56.000 But he has a Ukraine flag.

01:33:58.000 Weird.

01:33:59.000 Wait, this happened like two summers ago.

01:34:02.000 He does have a Ukraine flag.

01:34:04.000 Wait, is it?

01:34:06.000 It looks fucking Ukrainian to me.

01:34:09.000 Motherfucking Ukrainian to me. 1.00

01:34:11.000 No, it's not.

01:34:12.000 No, it's got the blue stripe, right?

01:34:13.000 Oh, no, the red stripe.

01:34:14.000 Thank you, sir, for the ancient Chinese secret.

01:34:17.000 Literally.

01:34:23.000 A short but relevant animated video yourself and your viewers may appreciate.

01:34:27.000 This is going to be gay and boring. 1.00

01:34:30.000 Wait, maybe it is.

01:34:32.000 A Congo. 0.86

01:34:34.000 No, what the fuck is it?

01:34:38.000 It literally just says boring.

01:34:40.000 Why are we...

01:34:41.000 He's a homeless freak.

01:34:43.000 He found it on the road.

01:34:44.000 Stuck it on his bike.

01:34:49.000 What is this?

01:34:50.000 The Greatest Generation?

01:34:52.000 Murdoch Murdoch.

01:34:53.000 Oh, this is the...

01:34:54.000 Another Murdoch guy.

01:34:55.000 This is another ancient fucking piece of shit.

01:34:58.000 Jesus Christ.

01:34:59.000 I didn't have time to screen the calls.

01:35:02.000 That video is from 1944.

01:35:07.000 Guys, like, you're acting like you work for me at a news thing.

01:35:12.000 If your job was to provide stories, you're like, I got a scoop.

01:35:15.000 I have a three-year-old video from Murdoch Murdoch and a two-year-old video of a black guy getting hit.

01:35:20.000 And I'd go, you're fired.

01:35:22.000 And I don't really ask you for videos.

01:35:26.000 Like, stop sending me content.

01:35:28.000 I'm good for content.

01:35:30.000 Maybe tell me that you got married and you had a kid or something or you have a question.

01:35:33.000 But like, here's an old cartoona, like, fuck off.

01:35:38.000 Fuck you.

01:35:40.000 I hate you.

01:35:44.000 Hey, Gavin Rytar, there's one thing we can wholeheartedly agree on.

01:35:47.000 It's our hatred for people who use the dollar sign after the dollar amount.

01:35:50.000 See, that's a good letter.

01:35:51.000 I feel as if it is a sign of how stupid the general population is becoming.

01:35:55.000 Me too.

01:35:55.000 That's why I find it so offensive, because it's the death of the English language.

01:36:00.000 So it hurts to see people who I feel are intelligent using it incorrectly, like Tim Poole.

01:36:05.000 No.

01:36:06.000 This video has been up for more than an hour, and he has yet to correct it.

01:36:09.000 Tim Poole isn't an idiot, so why do you think so many people, his age, insist on doing this?

01:36:14.000 Best regards, Derek.

01:36:17.000 So $10 per gallon.

01:36:21.000 Go down a bit?

01:36:27.000 That's physically painful.

01:36:31.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:36:34.000 You know what it also is?

01:36:35.000 No one reads anymore.

01:36:37.000 Like, even an intelligent person like Tim, he reads little sound bites and blips and internet garbage, so he ends up reading typos all the time.

01:36:46.000 What the fuck?

01:36:48.000 That's heartbreaking, sir.

01:36:52.000 It makes you kind of want to punch right, maybe?

01:36:56.000 No, I will not punch right, no matter what.

01:37:00.000 Well, obviously, if someone hurts a kid, I'm punching right like a fucking Mike Tyson on crack.

01:37:07.000 Azov, Azov, battalion trained in Canada.

01:37:10.000 I know the Ukraine bullshit is getting old, but I'm not sure if you've seen mention of this.

01:37:14.000 I found the article the other day about the Canadian Armed Forces helping to train the Azov battalion.

01:37:18.000 Azov, this was just a couple of months before the trucker protests where Trudeau tried to smear the entire convoy as Nazis because of the one flag he probably planted there.

01:37:25.000 This is also bizarre.

01:37:26.000 Allegations of Canadian troops training neo-Nazis.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, they're also training Chinese troops, if you recall.

01:37:31.000 Remember?

01:37:32.000 Ezra Levant was on Tucker discussing this.

01:37:34.000 They went down to China to help train troops, and China wants to kill us.

01:37:40.000 So they're training our enemies to fight.

01:37:43.000 And here they are training neo-Nazis while simultaneously bitching about neo-Nazis.

01:37:51.000 Amazing.

01:37:52.000 Amazing.

01:37:53.000 Amazing.

01:37:54.000 Maida! 0.75

01:37:58.000 The Great White Hope!

01:38:03.000 Okay, I'm going through a bunch here.

01:38:06.000 Catching giant pike by hand, Native American tactic. 1.00

01:38:11.000 This is how to catch the great giant northern pike by hand. 1.00

01:38:14.000 I've only seen this done with catfish, which are stupid.

01:38:16.000 Seems it works for these beasts as well.

01:38:19.000 Okay, let's see what this guy's got.

01:38:24.000 Heat loads.

01:38:31.000 Holy shit.

01:38:31.000 The next letter is a guy saying, have you ever heard of the station nightclub fire tragedy where Great White played a show and 100 people were killed?

01:38:39.000 Yeah, I'm familiar with the most famous rock concert tragedy.

01:38:45.000 Well, not of all time.

01:38:46.000 There's also The Thing in Paris and a few others.

01:38:51.000 But yeah, I've heard of the fucking Great.

01:38:53.000 What are you, 13?

01:38:55.000 Jesus Christ.

01:38:57.000 I'm going to change the letters page to world's worst research team.

01:39:02.000 Look at this.

01:39:03.000 This is an awesome way to catch big pike in Michigan. 1.00

01:39:07.000 This is how the Native Americans did it. 0.54

01:39:09.000 We figured this out.

01:39:10.000 This isn't a very well-known secret from here except yourself.

01:39:15.000 Called hand fishing for northern pike.

01:39:17.000 Must be cold as shit.

01:39:19.000 Hold it in your hand.

01:39:25.000 Stick your hand down there.

01:39:26.000 Now your hand's starting to go numb.

01:39:28.000 It's cold, but it doesn't take long.

01:39:30.000 I hope not.

01:39:31.000 Oh, there he goes.

01:39:32.000 There he goes.

01:39:33.000 All right.

01:39:34.000 Check it out, guys.

01:39:36.000 Dylan, you got this?

01:39:38.000 He's going to pull a dick out or a tranny or something. 1.00

01:39:40.000 That's what I'm doing.

01:39:41.000 I've been...

01:39:43.000 Oh.

01:39:45.000 Jesus Christ.

01:39:46.000 Mr., you okay in there?

01:39:52.000 Got jokes.

01:39:53.000 Nigga, got jokes. 1.00

01:39:54.000 Joke?

01:39:57.000 Fuck you.

01:39:58.000 I hate you.

01:39:59.000 That's right.

01:40:01.000 Hi, Gavin, Ryan, and Maddie.

01:40:03.000 I sent y'all an email advocating for SC living a while back, South Carolina.

01:40:08.000 I now write to you to inform you that I can recommend a beer drinking establishment.

01:40:11.000 After meeting Syl, I guess he means Sylvia, our own Sil.

01:40:15.000 I think you'll feel right at home at this hole in the wall called Mon Me's Lounge.

01:40:19.000 There's only one Yelp review that describes it as having a high criminal element.

01:40:23.000 Yeah, that's what I always tell real estate agents.

01:40:25.000 I'm like, I'm looking for a place where there's a local dive that's frequented by cops and criminals.

01:40:32.000 And they're like, what?

01:40:35.000 That's what I've become accustomed to.

01:40:37.000 So that's what I want.

01:40:39.000 They're the same people, cops and criminals, by the way.

01:40:42.000 I can show you.

01:40:43.000 Remember, we were going to do that as a quiz show.

01:40:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:48.000 I read you my texts from cops and my texts from criminals, and you try to tell the difference.

01:40:52.000 They're all pro-Trump.

01:40:53.000 They all hate what's happening with the justice system.

01:40:56.000 Like that black guy who killed those three kids for posting on Facebook, they both send me that article going, do you believe this shit? 0.98

01:41:03.000 Like they both have a real sense of honor.

01:41:06.000 The reviewer isn't wrong, but it's not like they have shootings.

01:41:08.000 It's just the bookies, stolen food, and maybe some drugs.

01:41:12.000 Yeah, I used to buy, I've bought steak from my local that fell off the back of a truck.

01:41:16.000 Let me just say, whoever's lifting the steaks knows how to pick the right cuts.

01:41:20.000 It's a prime of a blue-collar folks watering hole, and you'll likely see plumbers, blah, blah, blah.

01:41:25.000 This is weird to be reading about a bar to 25,000 people that maybe three will eventually check out.

01:41:34.000 I guess I do have to read the letters in advance.

01:41:41.000 Can you upload one of the older episodes with Ryan doing his cringe stand-up where he gets so embarrassed watching himself I thought he was going to cry?

01:41:48.000 No.

01:41:48.000 I wasn't going to cry.

01:41:51.000 We're not an archive machine.

01:41:54.000 I think if you search on the site, stand-up, it might come up.

01:41:59.000 Yeah, that's out there.

01:42:00.000 It's at Guitar Center, right?

01:42:02.000 Something.

01:42:02.000 Yeah, that's the name of it.

01:42:07.000 All right.

01:42:08.000 Final video.

01:42:09.000 Long show.

01:42:10.000 Let's go.

01:42:11.000 Lots of content today.

01:42:12.000 That's right.

01:42:35.000 Here are some homos voguing at the ball. 1.00

01:42:40.000 And I love it.

01:42:42.000 Go nuts, gays. 1.00

01:42:44.000 Have fun.

01:42:45.000 Do you.

01:42:47.000 You're best when you're just you and not trying to get the kiddos involved.

01:42:53.000 Hey, teacher, leave our kids alone. 1.00

01:42:59.000 New move.

01:43:03.000 It's like they've turned it into slam dancing now.

01:43:07.000 And I like how it's utterly talentless.

01:43:13.000 It's like breakdancing and gymnastics without the practice.

01:43:17.000 What do you do?

01:43:18.000 What's this move?

01:43:19.000 Oh, fuck it.

01:43:22.000 It's gotta be Coke involved, right?

01:43:24.000 Coke and K. What was that?

01:43:39.000 You supposed to do a backflip and he chickened out?

01:43:44.000 So yeah.

01:43:46.000 Be you.

01:43:47.000 Be a freak.

01:43:48.000 Have fun.

01:43:48.000 Be a lunatic.

01:43:50.000 Leave the kids out of it.

01:43:52.000 That's all we ask.

01:43:54.000 Get fired.

01:43:54.000 Get in trouble.

01:43:55.000 Be brave.

01:43:56.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 08, 2022

S4E95 - DON'T SAY GAY

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