Comedian Gavin McKinnis is back, and he's got a new take on if the kids are all white. Plus, the return of school kids in masks, and why they should all be forced to wear them.
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00:00:48.000If the kids are united by Sham69, The Hersham Boys, Lace Top Boats and Corduroys, fantastic OI band from the early days of punk.
00:01:02.000I wanted that song for the do's and don'ts when Weist first started doing TV, and it was like 45 grand, and we went, ah, fuck it, nah.
00:01:11.000And then as soon as I left, they bought it for some other show.
00:01:14.000I thought that, was that to hurt my feelings?
00:01:42.000There's just something about modern culture with these people who have never been in a fist fight, who lack real-life experience, and they just seem to be preying on the weak, the most vulnerable.
00:01:54.000Like kids can't fight back, and that seems to put them on the target list.
00:02:00.000Let's make them wear masks, even though they have zero chance of dying without pre-existing conditions under the age of five.
00:02:29.000There's lots of raunchy fucking hurting children jokes in it.
00:02:34.000And it just, it's because they're not doing any other controversial comedy.
00:02:40.000It'd be fine if there was tons of racial shit and there was incest and all kinds of pedophile and there was a million other, you're just watching a raunchy comedy show.
00:02:56.000So you'd think that this would be one thing that would unite us all, but it made us even more polarized, the pandemic.
00:03:04.000You'd think when you saw kids in masks, that would make liberals, we all have kids, or a lot of us do, it would make liberals and Republicans, anyone with a kid under five or who recently had a kid would be pissed off.
00:03:18.000But no, even within the right wing, we've got all of this animosity.
00:03:25.000And you know how I feel about that, right?
00:03:51.000Now, I know those people don't like me.
00:03:56.000For example, I met this chick at AFPAC who goes, hey, you ruined my career.
00:04:01.000I was an ambassador at my school for Turning Point, and I said I agreed with you about the problems with Islam and how when any area gets over 10% Muslim, they tend to have issues.
00:04:13.000And they said, so you're supporting what Gavin McKinnis said?
00:06:55.000I remember in 2018, Young Black Leadership Summit was there, and Joel Patrick goes, I wanted to bring you to this thing, and they all told me, don't go near it.
00:09:09.000It's sad we have to resort to that to get something to stop.
00:09:16.000So speaking of gay and those Democrats who were saying gay, I presume you got that from that campaign where Ron DeSantis has stated there's a new law in Florida and it says, I honestly believe this comes from lips of TikTok.
00:09:32.000It says, no more talking about your butt sex or your scissoring or your sex at all.
00:09:41.000Don't tell them what your sexual preference is or what your gender is.
00:10:08.000It's all various degrees of bizarre sexuality, including the basics, which is being a woman who gets pussy and being a dude who's like scock.
00:10:17.000Randy Santis has said, stop doing that.
00:14:03.000And the idea that you wouldn't be honest about that and tell people what it actually says, it's why people don't trust people like you because you peddle false narratives.
00:16:04.000Basically, I think it came from Libs of TikTok.
00:16:07.000And it basically is saying, we're sick of you telling your kiddos, they always say kiddos, that you're non-binary and you like you, you don't use this pronoun and that pronoun.
00:16:19.000And they're saying, don't tell kids how you fuck.
00:16:58.000Well, Walt Disney, he didn't even like blacks.
00:17:01.000He said, I don't want blacks at Disneyland because it pulls you out of it to see like a black Robin Hood or a black, you know, king, even though there was kangs.
00:17:12.000So yeah, he definitely wouldn't be into gays.
00:23:05.000But like that gay proud boy who got fag bashed and used a racial epithet after the fight, he's got to get out in the media because that's what the jurors go with.
00:23:14.000I'm not sure he's going with that plan.
00:23:16.000But anyway, here he is at, what is it?
00:26:25.000Hideous, she is pulling her shirt over her gun, even though it's too small.
00:26:34.000I don't know why I pictured this, but you know what would be funny is like while she's giving him the middle finger, if he just goes like and he pretends it actually affects him, and then later she tells me she's not gonna go around and be like, I gave him the middle finger and he was like stunned.
00:29:03.000It reminds me of that geeky guy from Big Bang Theory who not the Indian dude, but the one who wears like hipster suits He has the same weird arm gestures.
00:30:07.000And they said, we're going to kill your sons unless you write a believable rap song that could be a hit about what's just happened.
00:30:17.000And if it is, it doesn't have to chart, but it has to be conceivable that it would chart.
00:30:22.000So our dads, Jimmy McInnes and whatever his name is, Chibutti Elvi, they start spending serious money on Missy Elliott and all these producers and stuff trying to get a song going and like being trained to rap.
00:30:39.000And they said to the kidnappers, can we just hire like a rapper?
00:33:56.000If your little boy desperately loves dresses and it has absolutely nothing to do with you, you keep pushing trucks and overalls on him and he wants to dance around and watch Frozen 100 times.
00:36:22.000I think this all comes, is rooted somehow in ethnomasochism, where being white is boring.
00:36:29.000And they go, okay, I'm not a normal, boring white person because I'm taught every day how evil white people are and that we're the worst thing that ever happened.
00:36:37.000So I'm going to come up with something else.
00:41:20.000So I'll never deny you content on a Friday.
00:41:22.000And when I say content, I mean G content.
00:41:24.000But last one, before we hit the green screen, this is a woman, and we're drifting off topic here, but it relates to all of this don't say gay and kids and stuff, who says that, and this is especially damaging with children, hey, being fat is bad.
00:41:39.000Some of my best friends are fat, but it's not good.
00:42:54.000A little PSA for the girlies that hop on this app and do like the latest gross weekly body checking trend or do a what I eat in a day and flash their abs or just generally fish for compliments that they are in fact not fat.
00:44:44.000So after my shower, I have to use a towel on a broomstick to dry my folds.
00:44:51.000By the time I get breakfast, I'm so depressed that I eat more to bury my feelings in fucking eggs and whatever the hell they eat, cheese puffs.
00:47:09.000She's a fat pig that I would murder two of my children to fuck.
00:47:14.000She's a disgusting porker that I would be honored just to sniff her used panties.
00:47:20.000She's a gigantic lizo clone with pendulous breasts where if she left a used sock on the road I lived on, I would thank Jesus Christ for the honor.
00:47:32.000She's getting pretty big, but after a few beers, we could work something out.
00:47:36.000Like Billy Bragg says, I'm sure if you stick around, I know that we can find some common ground, sexuality.
00:47:46.000Anyway, so it's women, women, who have this very narrow view of what's acceptable.
00:47:55.000And even when you talk to like a supermodel, she's pissed off that her toes are too long or her fucking ass isn't round enough.
00:48:03.000Dudes, we're anyone's dog for our bone.
00:49:26.000And I was wondering, maybe it comes from adolescents when they want to hang out with their friends and all their friends are getting boyfriends and the boyfriends go, I don't want her around.
00:50:16.000Where they had girls, but they locked the boys specifically underneath the stairs, just like Harry Potter, and tortured them, even made them eat feces.
00:50:23.000So then I'm like, maybe that's a pattern.
00:50:26.000And isn't it strange we don't know if that's a pattern?
00:50:30.000Because we are petrified of sounding homophobic.
00:50:33.000So you put two gays and their boy on the cover of the local paper, local magazine, because you want to support it.
00:51:00.000I care that my shoulder in this suit seems weird, but I don't care what the patterns are.
00:51:05.000If the patterns are that black gays are the best to adopt kids and the kids tend to be the most normal afterwards and the most functional and the most mentally stable, then let's have a preference for black gays.
00:51:19.000If white straits tend to benefit children more when they adopt kids, then let's go with white straits.
00:51:47.000One of the biggest problems with it is it's brand new, so it's hard to see patterns.
00:51:50.000But also, people are petrified of looking into it.
00:51:54.000And they also represent such a tiny part of adoption.
00:51:58.000As far as I'm concerned, gays are like 1% of the population, but they represent a very small part of the adoptive parents.
00:52:06.000So you're basically talking about 1% of 1%.
00:52:09.000And if you look up something, a metric like adoptive parents who starve their kids to death, you're not going to see a disproportionate number of gays.
00:52:17.000You're going to see a lot of horrible, sadistic psychopaths from vegans who serve their babies vegan food until the baby dies to just malicious, horrible human beings.
00:52:30.000I don't know why child services can't weed them out.
00:52:32.000We've been doing this kid thing for a while now, but that's the other problem with researching this too.
00:52:41.000But out of like 100 cases of foster parents or adoptive parents starving and abusing children to death, I didn't see a disproportionate number of gays, even within the fact that they're a small part of the population.
00:52:55.000But what I did notice when I researched it was when gays behave badly with adopted kids, the media is petrified of going near it.
00:53:04.000When straights do it, we heard all about it.
00:53:05.000Like we all know, my wife and everyone I know refers to it as like the thing one, thing two family, right?
00:53:52.000This was Louise and David Turpin, right?
00:53:56.000But what about all the gay couples, the lesbian couples who abuse their kids?
00:54:01.000Those don't really make the news as much.
00:54:03.000It's not sort of burned in our heads the way this thing one, thing12 picture is.
00:54:10.000And there's a group called the Ruth Institute.
00:54:13.000Now, the Ruth Institute is known as an anti-gay group that hates homosexuals, wants them all to die, be burned at the stake, and then the ashes spread over sewer zero.
00:54:54.000I remember a friend of mine was at the park in Manhattan, and he saw this kid.
00:54:59.000He was with his own kids, but they're throwing a ball around, and he said he included one of the boys that was sitting there with his lesbian parents into the throwing the game.
00:55:07.000So they made a little triangle, and they were throwing it like that.
00:55:09.000And the lesbian parent came up to him later, and she said, he's a liberal.
00:58:40.000Arkansas and Utah has bans on single people adopting, which I just discussed, which I think is good.
00:58:45.000And let's look for a second at the case that made me think of all this.
00:58:49.000I saw it on some late night, like crime show, you know, where evil lives here or something, where someone murdered their spouse or their brother or whatever.
00:58:57.000And this is when I learned for the first time ever about Alice Jenkins and Mary Rawls.
00:59:02.000So one of them, I think Jenkins is the normal Les.
00:59:52.000At one point, the youngest black kid and the white kid are the ones that live under the stairs like Harry Potter, locked in with a chain, just in a black room, like solitary confinement, just sitting there in the darkness.
01:02:31.000And then we have these murderous lesbians.
01:02:33.000I will concede that this did make the news.
01:02:35.000Remember these virtue signalers who adopted like five kids, mostly black, as status symbols, as fashion accoutrements.
01:02:46.000This is what celebrities are doing now, too.
01:02:49.000Like Charlize Therone, she gets herself some African kids, then says they're trans.
01:02:54.000Madonna goes to Africa and buys a bunch of black kids because liberals see blacks as pets and what better pet than a puppy?
01:03:02.000So they go and they get their baby blacks.
01:03:07.000Imagine you are from the African village of Muntarut and you find out that the kid that the rich billionaire woman came to buy from you is actually that she turned it into a chick.
01:03:21.000What the fuck have you done to my kid?
01:07:39.000And the way you solicit to find a minor that you can fuck and have a great time is you want to go up to, there's a group that facilitates this called the Bloods.
01:07:50.000And you want to go up to them late at night, be in their area, and then say, go up to them and call them a pussy.
01:07:56.000That's sort of the vernacular for you'd like some boy sex.
01:07:59.000And say, yo, you a pussy, you a bitch.
01:08:03.000And then if he's wearing red, say, Crips for life.
01:12:17.000His kid's called like DJ or some shit.
01:12:20.000And in this book, he has a chapter called The Chapter I Don't Want DJ to Read.
01:12:25.000Now, once these people are in their own bubble, and no one from the right is buying this book and reading it, I read it by accident, as I said.
01:12:32.000And in this chapter, he basically says, yeah, I don't know why we adopted you.
01:12:36.000After you were born, I was sort of looking around like, what the fuck is this kid doing here?
01:12:41.000I don't, I'm lowering myself because I don't like this gap beneath my tie, by the way.
01:13:09.000Now, I know a lot of people who have adopted, and they always end up with blacks.
01:13:14.000Not because that's what they want or don't want.
01:13:16.000There's no real racial preference there.
01:13:18.000They just, that seems to be the easiest one to get.
01:13:21.000If you're not doing a surrogate, you're white, and at least in New York, my experience, no, and even in Canada, it's you end up with a black kid or a half-black kid or something like that.
01:13:45.000And I talked to someone in the field and they said, a lot of the times these women who put the kid up for adoption, they can say their preferences.
01:13:53.000They get to choose, in a sense, where the kid goes.
01:14:25.000If you scroll down there, you see him with his mom.
01:14:27.000And this fucker's always going on Big Brother.
01:14:31.000Now, I hate when I see Naked and Afraid, and it's some mom with a three-year-old, and she's out there risking malaria and all kinds of permanent problems to be on TV and win some bullshit prize, 10 grand or something to be away for like two months.
01:14:47.000But Perez Hilton, he's a single gay, and he's always on Big Brother or some bullshit reality show.
01:15:05.000So, yeah, we're looking at pictures of him.
01:15:08.000His mother's looking after the kids, and it just rubs me the wrong way.
01:15:13.000Like Charlize Theron with her trans kid, you're just like, I'm sure it's possible that a kid wanted to be trans, and you found the 0.000001%.
01:17:19.000So he buys himself a child named Wyatt.
01:17:23.000I think it's about 12 grand for a surrogate.
01:17:26.000There's all kinds of weird laws where you can't pay a woman to have a baby, but you could like buy her a car or buy her mom, like to help her mom buy a house or some shit.
01:17:34.000There's ways to get around it, but you end up spending.
01:17:45.000So he gets Wyatt and he says to his ex, hey, Ben, I have a baby.
01:17:53.000So in 2020, Ben says, okay, I'll adopt Wyatt And we can co-parent.
01:18:01.000In other words, I'll come back in your life now that you bought yourself this kid because I want to be a dad too, and that'll be a cool look.
01:18:09.000Of course, the media is fawning all over this.
01:18:45.000Because just we have the same kind of similar thing where we do the same thing every day, but there's something different happening every day with what we do.
01:19:58.000I don't know, but there's something profoundly weird about what's going on with Anderson Cooper and Perez Hilton and all these celebrities buying kids.
01:20:08.000And by the way, single mothers buying kids like Charlize, I find just as disturbing and bad for the kid, potentially bad for the kid, as gays.
01:21:33.000Anyway, this probability study suggests considerable diversity among same-sex parents.
01:21:39.000So what he discovered was the data show rather clearly that children raised by gay or lesbian parents on average are at a significant disadvantage when compared to children raised by the intact family of their married biological mother and father.
01:21:58.000Now this study was viciously poo-pooed.
01:22:02.000Like imagine the most explosive diarrhea you've ever had in your life.
01:22:06.000That's how viciously it was poo-pooed.
01:22:28.000Why mark regenerous study shouldn't matter?
01:22:30.000Oh, this was the craziest take I ever saw in my life.
01:22:35.000Scientific American, that bastion of logic and level-headed thinking, states that mark-regenerous study, even if it's true, should be abolished and ignored.
01:22:54.000If you think that this study should affect how people adopt, you're in trouble now.
01:23:00.000Because by saying empirical data on who rears more stable children is a factor in deciding who should be able to have children, you would be scientifically remiss in stopping at gay and lesbian couples.
01:24:00.000Don't all scientific studies involve drawing lines?
01:24:04.000I have absolutely no doubt you would find data revealing differences between other groups, ones that have no restrictions whatsoever on having children, and who are not under political scrutiny for wanting to.
01:24:23.000If you want to say the differences between groups constitute a legitimate argument for limiting parenthood rights, you don't have a leg to stand on If you want to limit gay and lesbian rights, but no one else's.
01:24:33.000No, I want to limit anyone's rights who show a proclivity for hurting children.
01:24:42.000If Korean albinos turn out to be the worst adoptive parents in the history of adopting, I don't want to make it illegal, but I want Korean albinos to be heavily scrutinized.
01:26:20.000Longtime Proud Boys leader Enrique Tario charged with conspiracy in January 6th attack on Capitol.
01:26:28.000Henry Enrique Tario, longtime leader of the Proud Boys, has been indicted on a conspiracy charge in the January 6th Capitol attack, the second high-profile arrest of an extremist leader.
01:26:37.000This is the Washington Post, of course, accused of fueling political violence around the 2020 election results.
01:26:41.000Tario 38 lives in Miami joins Oathkeeper founder Stuart Rhodes as the two most well-known individuals charged by the justice system, Justice Department.
01:26:50.000In recent months, Tari has described himself as a former leader of the Proud Boys.
01:26:54.000An indictment unsealed in federal court in Washington on Tuesday accuses Tari of conspiring with other senior Proud Boy leaders, including Ethan Nordine and Joe Biggs, both of whom are already charged with connection with Jan 6, both of whom are still in the shoe, by the way.
01:27:08.000The charges against Tari include conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding, in this case, the formal tallying by Congress of electoral votes and blah, blah, blah.
01:27:15.000The charges against Tario were added to the previously filed indictment against Nordine, Biggs, and other Proud Boy's followers.
01:27:22.000But I've talked to the lawyers involved, and all of the evidence they have is just like, let's fucking rock this joint.
01:27:29.000Like the way people would talk about the Super Bowl.
01:28:04.000The updated indictment unsealed Tuesday, that's today, offers new details of Tario's alleged role in discussions that preceded the violence.
01:28:11.000Tario exchanged messages with an individual who sent him a plan to occupy crucial buildings in Washington, including the House and Senate building, with as many people as possible.
01:28:19.000After sending the document, the individual allegedly messaged Tario that, quote, the revolution is important than anything.
01:28:28.000More important, I guess you might say.
01:28:30.000To which Tario allegedly replied, that's what every waking moment consists of.
01:32:22.000So now the latest is he wants three areas and then he'll leave, right?
01:32:27.000What's going to happen with the negotiation?
01:32:29.000The one superfluous area he doesn't really want is going to go to Ukraine in the negotiations, which Biden and Zelensky will take credit for.
01:32:37.000And he'll leave with plan A, always been plan A. He'll leave with Donbass.
01:36:37.000Like, even an intelligent person like Tim, he reads little sound bites and blips and internet garbage, so he ends up reading typos all the time.
01:36:52.000It makes you kind of want to punch right, maybe?
01:36:56.000No, I will not punch right, no matter what.
01:37:00.000Well, obviously, if someone hurts a kid, I'm punching right like a fucking Mike Tyson on crack.
01:37:07.000Azov, Azov, battalion trained in Canada.
01:37:10.000I know the Ukraine bullshit is getting old, but I'm not sure if you've seen mention of this.
01:37:14.000I found the article the other day about the Canadian Armed Forces helping to train the Azov battalion.
01:37:18.000Azov, this was just a couple of months before the trucker protests where Trudeau tried to smear the entire convoy as Nazis because of the one flag he probably planted there.
01:38:31.000The next letter is a guy saying, have you ever heard of the station nightclub fire tragedy where Great White played a show and 100 people were killed?
01:38:39.000Yeah, I'm familiar with the most famous rock concert tragedy.
01:40:53.000They all hate what's happening with the justice system.
01:40:56.000Like that black guy who killed those three kids for posting on Facebook, they both send me that article going, do you believe this shit?
01:41:03.000Like they both have a real sense of honor.
01:41:06.000The reviewer isn't wrong, but it's not like they have shootings.
01:41:08.000It's just the bookies, stolen food, and maybe some drugs.
01:41:12.000Yeah, I used to buy, I've bought steak from my local that fell off the back of a truck.
01:41:16.000Let me just say, whoever's lifting the steaks knows how to pick the right cuts.
01:41:20.000It's a prime of a blue-collar folks watering hole, and you'll likely see plumbers, blah, blah, blah.
01:41:25.000This is weird to be reading about a bar to 25,000 people that maybe three will eventually check out.
01:41:34.000I guess I do have to read the letters in advance.
01:41:41.000Can you upload one of the older episodes with Ryan doing his cringe stand-up where he gets so embarrassed watching himself I thought he was going to cry?