Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4EP138

00:00:39.000 That was from the musical Hair, and musicals are the worst thing there is Except for Rocky Horror Picture Show.

00:00:48.000 That was good.

00:00:49.000 The rest of them suck balls.

00:00:51.000 I just rolled into town.

00:00:53.000 No show prep.

00:00:53.000 Sorry, folks.

00:00:54.000 This one's just off the dome today.

00:00:57.000 My hairdo isn't even correct.

00:01:01.000 I was up in Maz Pet.

00:01:03.000 Is that where I was?

00:01:04.000 Queens, eh?

00:01:06.000 No, that's in Queens.

00:01:07.000 You're right.

00:01:08.000 Where was I?

00:01:11.000 Robin.

00:01:13.000 I was on Robin Way, Carl Hope Road.

00:01:18.000 Lackawaxin?

00:01:21.000 Right?

00:01:24.000 Is that where I was?

00:01:25.000 Yes.

00:01:26.000 I was in...

00:01:28.000 They call it Baradise.

00:01:29.000 It's just off the Delaware.

00:01:30.000 It's an all-cop village.

00:01:32.000 Baradise!

00:01:34.000 What's the name of the town, fuck?

00:01:38.000 It's a paradise for bears.

00:01:41.000 Lackawax and PA, I guess.

00:01:42.000 Mast hope.

00:01:43.000 That's it.

00:01:44.000 Mast hope.

00:01:45.000 I was with all cops, all Trump people.

00:01:49.000 It's so weird being in New York State and being able to relax.

00:01:52.000 Like, hot young girls with their dad fucking giant tits.

00:01:56.000 Trump across your daughter's tits.

00:02:00.000 And then her ass, Trump.

00:02:02.000 And then her butthole.

00:02:03.000 Make America great again.

00:02:04.000 But in a circle.

00:02:07.000 Enter.

00:02:11.000 But I think we're losing this country, folks.

00:02:14.000 They always say, oh, these white nationalists, they're scared of when we're outnumbered.

00:02:19.000 Do you like my shirt, by the way?

00:02:22.000 Ooh, that's a tight one.

00:02:23.000 That might be the best one.

00:02:25.000 That might be the best one.

00:02:25.000 What?

00:02:27.000 Yeah, I've been wearing it for three days.

00:02:29.000 Except for July 4th, I wore my America gear.

00:02:32.000 But so there's Masto Pool and Masto Beach, right?

00:02:36.000 And I got little passes to go.

00:02:38.000 It's only the locals that can go.

00:02:40.000 Or if you know a guy, he might be able to get you a pass.

00:02:42.000 So I know a guy.

00:02:44.000 He's actually a cop hater.

00:02:46.000 But he got me the passes.

00:02:49.000 And I'm at the pool, and it's nice.

00:02:51.000 Everyone is a normal American that speaks normal English without an accent.

00:02:56.000 But the beach, I kept hearing Russian.

00:03:00.000 And I said to this other cop, buddy, I go, what's going on with the fuck?

00:03:03.000 What are these, Albanians?

00:03:05.000 And he goes, and this guy isn't the brightest bob in the tree, so I'm not sure I'm going to believe him.

00:03:09.000 But he goes, yeah, it's fucking the Russians hate the Browns and the Blacks.

00:03:15.000 And they know these beaches are all white, so they've been coming here.

00:03:20.000 They've been coming to an all-cop community?

00:03:22.000 Where'd they get the passes?

00:03:23.000 What are you talking about?

00:03:25.000 But more importantly, outside of these cop communities, dude, dude.

00:03:34.000 We went to this waterfall.

00:03:35.000 I think it's called Fresh Kill Falls or something, or Packer Falls.

00:03:39.000 There's two waterfalls.

00:03:41.000 And you go down to see one.

00:03:43.000 It's nice.

00:03:43.000 I look at it.

00:03:44.000 And then I can see, wait a minute, dude, you're going to turn into Archie Bunker when you hear these stories.

00:03:49.000 And then I'm like, oh, it goes all the way down there.

00:03:51.000 And you can see a little pool there.

00:03:53.000 And then what do I see?

00:03:54.000 My daughter goes, hey, there's some gay guys.

00:03:57.000 Just two homos, just hugging each other.

00:04:01.000 Washing each other.

00:04:02.000 They're around my age.

00:04:03.000 Splashing water on their white chest hairs.

00:04:07.000 All right.

00:04:09.000 That's life.

00:04:10.000 There's some gays in the world.

00:04:12.000 And we turn around.

00:04:12.000 We go to the other waterfall.

00:04:14.000 It's way up a mountain.

00:04:16.000 It's about a mile.

00:04:17.000 It's a good little workout, right?

00:04:18.000 We get to see who's in shape in the family, who isn't.

00:04:21.000 My daughter is so stoic.

00:04:24.000 You could chop her leg off and she'd just go...

00:04:28.000 So she'd walk for 100 years until her legs fell off.

00:04:31.000 She even, she burned herself this week on a firework and was just like, oh, I'm burned.

00:04:36.000 Okay, put it in water.

00:04:38.000 So anyway, stoic daughter and normal boys, my wife and I get to the top where there's a waterfall you can jump in.

00:04:47.000 And it's in Mexico.

00:04:50.000 Okay?

00:04:51.000 It's in fucking Mexico.

00:04:55.000 Blaring the salsa music.

00:04:57.000 They've got big, a table this big.

00:05:00.000 How the fuck did they bring that up?

00:05:01.000 It's got the tacos and all the fucking Mexican garbage.

00:05:05.000 Music's blaring.

00:05:08.000 Blaring.

00:05:09.000 And we're in this bucolic little magical piece of nature.

00:05:14.000 And it's just like a Home Depot parking lot.

00:05:19.000 And then there's also like Puerto Rican, Dominican, Hispanic trash there.

00:05:25.000 There's literally garbage everywhere, but there's like white trash, brown trash.

00:05:30.000 And they've got their fucking pit bulls.

00:05:32.000 And it's going, that loud.

00:05:36.000 No, much louder than that, but that frequency for like an hour.

00:05:42.000 How annoying is that?

00:05:44.000 And eventually I go over the lady.

00:05:45.000 I goes, what's going on there?

00:05:47.000 Is he mad about something?

00:05:48.000 Is he worried about a swimmer?

00:05:50.000 Like, can we stop this?

00:05:51.000 And she goes, oh, he wants to swim.

00:05:53.000 He wants to swim, so I'm not letting him.

00:05:57.000 Okay, well, maybe you tell him to shut the fuck up, baby, eh?

00:06:02.000 Fuck me.

00:06:03.000 So there was probably about 60 people there.

00:06:09.000 I was one of maybe three whites.

00:06:12.000 My family isn't white.

00:06:14.000 And white people really stick out.

00:06:15.000 You're like, oh, one of those.

00:06:16.000 I remember these.

00:06:18.000 So we go, it's about a 30-foot high cliff.

00:06:22.000 Actually, what do you think these ceilings are, Orion?

00:06:25.000 These are probably 12-foot ceilings.

00:06:28.000 Maybe 14 feet even.

00:06:29.000 12.

00:06:30.000 So maybe it was only like 15 feet, come to think of it.

00:06:34.000 And I go to jump off.

00:06:37.000 My son, my 13-year-old's like, you want to try it, Dad?

00:06:40.000 And I'm like, yeah, okay.

00:06:42.000 So we get up there, and there's actually most of the white people were there.

00:06:49.000 There was not a lot of blacks and browns doing the jump.

00:06:51.000 They would go for the lower thing.

00:06:54.000 So I'm like, okay.

00:06:55.000 And so we go up there, walk on the rocks, ow, ee, ow, ooh, ah, ah.

00:06:58.000 Finally get there.

00:07:00.000 And I go, how we doing, boys?

00:07:03.000 And they're like, good, good.

00:07:06.000 And I go, what are you waiting for?

00:07:07.000 You're not going to get more courageous with time.

00:07:10.000 That's not how courage works.

00:07:11.000 It's now or never.

00:07:13.000 And I go, what are you doing?

00:07:14.000 And there was a guy like right at the edge.

00:07:16.000 And he goes, I'm being a bitch.

00:07:21.000 He had another guy at a GoPro on his head.

00:07:24.000 And my son did about four jumps while he was waiting to go.

00:07:31.000 Is that Fish Kills Falls?

00:07:31.000 Did you find it?

00:07:35.000 It wasn't Fish Kills, right?

00:07:36.000 It was Fresh Kills.

00:07:38.000 Oh, that's it.

00:07:45.000 Raymond's Kill.

00:07:46.000 Raymond's Kill.

00:07:49.000 Dude, it was in a third world country.

00:07:51.000 And by the way, that fat kid, he got so scared that he kind of chickened out after the jump.

00:07:56.000 And it's not that deep of water.

00:07:58.000 And he fucked up his knee.

00:07:59.000 I'm like, because you pussied out.

00:08:01.000 So there's a lot of things going on here.

00:08:02.000 One is we're being overrun with foreigners.

00:08:06.000 Like, no one minds a few, but this was the vast majority and they had taken it over.

00:08:10.000 It was their spot now.

00:08:13.000 That's one thing.

00:08:13.000 And then at the same time, I'm seeing the few white dudes that are there, a few Western American, whatever you want to call them, including a black guy, actually, fucking raging pussies.

00:08:24.000 Like scared to jump.

00:08:25.000 Off a thing that girls were jumping off of.

00:08:27.000 Girls and kids.

00:08:28.000 That's not it, by the way, but that's a similar vibe.

00:08:32.000 Wait, is that it?

00:08:33.000 No, that's not it.

00:08:37.000 So, dude, that's where the gays were, I think.

00:08:43.000 Then it gets worse, right?

00:08:45.000 My son, he doesn't have any street smarts.

00:08:47.000 We moved to the suburbs when he was like eight, so there's no New York City in him anymore.

00:08:53.000 He just puts his phone down.

00:08:55.000 And then who do I spot but Rabjeev?

00:08:59.000 Oh, Bachi Janji.

00:09:01.000 There's some Indian dude who looks like he's not in America.

00:09:07.000 He's got on slacks.

00:09:09.000 He's probably about 25.

00:09:13.000 He's got a gross, like, a little beard that looks like it's just a beard of negligence.

00:09:18.000 You know, there's no direction.

00:09:19.000 There's nothing happening there.

00:09:22.000 And he's got a plastic bag with a jacket in it with rips.

00:09:26.000 The bag has rips on it.

00:09:27.000 And his flip-flops are shot.

00:09:30.000 So he looks exactly like he's on the streets of Lahore, Pakistan, right?

00:09:36.000 And I notice him scoping out my bag, my family shit.

00:09:40.000 I've been watching it the whole time we were there.

00:09:43.000 So we got Mexico.

00:09:45.000 So the Mexicans run the place, right?

00:09:48.000 They're the vast majority.

00:09:49.000 Then there's a few Dominican, Puerto Rican trash with their pit bulls and their tattoos and their extra kids.

00:09:54.000 And then there's just Rajiv, who's scoping out my shit.

00:09:58.000 And he doesn't have any friends.

00:09:59.000 He's not waiting with anyone.

00:10:01.000 Not talking to anyone.

00:10:02.000 He's just sort of skulking around with his bag.

00:10:04.000 And so I meet his eyes.

00:10:05.000 And then when I meet eyes, he goes back like 10 feet.

00:10:09.000 So then I go over to him.

00:10:10.000 Like I'm telling dogs to calm down.

00:10:12.000 I go over to him and I go, you okay?

00:10:16.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:10:17.000 And I go, you all right?

00:10:19.000 And he goes, yes, are you all right?

00:10:21.000 And I go, oh, I'm fine.

00:10:23.000 And then I keep staring at him and eventually he leaves.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, that's where it was.

00:10:30.000 Imagine that completely overrun with Mexicans.

00:10:35.000 What's going on?

00:10:36.000 I know I sound like a total racist nationalist.

00:10:39.000 Imagine you went to Japan and it was all white people everywhere you went.

00:10:43.000 You'd go, what's happening to this country?

00:10:46.000 Right?

00:10:47.000 Well, it just ruins, you know, the feeling of community altogether.

00:10:53.000 That's the other thing.

00:10:53.000 No one cares about race.

00:10:55.000 They care about assimilation.

00:10:57.000 Yeah, language, culture.

00:10:58.000 If it was a bunch of Mexicans there and they were playing ACDC, I'd go, right on, back in black.

00:11:04.000 Like, that's the way it was when I, when I moved to Canada, there was a huge influx of Indians.

00:11:08.000 And they fucking wore deaf leopard shirts and played hockey.

00:11:11.000 And Rajiv was a hoser.

00:11:13.000 Fuck.

00:11:13.000 How's it going, Raj?

00:11:15.000 Fucking Raj smoking a dart.

00:11:16.000 Look at the...

00:11:17.000 That's a hell of a tan you got, Raj.

00:11:20.000 Not anymore.

00:11:21.000 Now he's like, and whenever I see these people, like these Chinese bag ladies with the bamboo pole and the 700 cans, you're like, how did you get here?

00:11:30.000 It was a real cunt.

00:11:31.000 It cost me 10 grand to get here.

00:11:33.000 It was a real nightmare.

00:11:34.000 I had to show them I was providing 12 jobs, which became hundreds of jobs.

00:11:39.000 But like, what's your pitch there?

00:11:40.000 Oh, it's the family reunification.

00:11:42.000 Okay.

00:11:43.000 If it's that, then where's the family that brought her in?

00:11:47.000 They have her combing through garbage.

00:11:50.000 Like, this is exactly the shit life she had in Beijing.

00:11:53.000 Rajiv, out trying to steal phones, buddy.

00:11:57.000 He probably walked 10 miles to get there.

00:12:00.000 Like, he didn't drive.

00:12:02.000 I promise you, he does not have a car.

00:12:03.000 And there was no other family members of his around.

00:12:06.000 So he probably walked from some shitty apartment.

00:12:08.000 His mom's on welfare and he's going, I'm going to go see if I get some phones, mommy drove, body, duty.

00:12:14.000 Okay, chai, chai.

00:12:16.000 And then he just walked, probably walked for three miles to get to the bottom of the trail and then up the trail.

00:12:21.000 And usually he comes back with a few phones, sometimes.

00:12:26.000 Okay, so it gets worse.

00:12:29.000 So then we have our party and we have the barbecue.

00:12:32.000 I put this on Getter.

00:12:33.000 I went to some, where my old house used to be and it's become totally hipster gentrified.

00:12:38.000 Might even be my fault.

00:12:40.000 And I see my old fag friends, Johnny and Roswell, and they both see me and they run away.

00:12:46.000 They have speed.

00:12:46.000 They run.

00:12:47.000 They run out of the restaurant.

00:12:51.000 Yeah, that's the story.

00:12:53.000 And this guy totally abandoned my family when we became known as the Proud Boys thing.

00:12:58.000 And I don't know why.

00:12:59.000 He's never articulated why.

00:13:01.000 Does he think it's a homophobic club?

00:13:04.000 So, anyway, he sends me that email saying, I mean, that text saying that I've invented, I was like the guy who invented dynamite.

00:13:10.000 I have to atone for my sins.

00:13:11.000 I'm like, no.

00:13:13.000 Dynamite created a lot of shit.

00:13:15.000 And that's another thing.

00:13:15.000 That's how you create a lot of things.

00:13:16.000 Dynamite's awesome.

00:13:17.000 Yeah.

00:13:18.000 It's a crucial part of building this nation.

00:13:21.000 Where would you have roads that go through mountains without fucking dynamite?

00:13:24.000 Who's he citing for poor usage of dynamite?

00:13:27.000 Wily coyote?

00:13:28.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:13:28.000 That's another thing.

00:13:30.000 These gangs and their fucking dynamites.

00:13:32.000 There was another mass bombing with dynamite.

00:13:36.000 Again, someone stole it from a...

00:13:37.000 It's a big deal getting dynamite.

00:13:40.000 It's not easy to get.

00:13:42.000 Dynamite.

00:13:44.000 Go buy some.

00:13:45.000 Do your best.

00:13:46.000 It's like getting a fucking handgun in New York City.

00:13:51.000 Anyway, so that was just silly.

00:13:54.000 60 years ago, dynamite killed.

00:13:56.000 It's a fucking service.

00:13:57.000 We were at a place called the Blue Fox in Lackawaxin, I guess.

00:14:01.000 I don't know.

00:14:02.000 I waited 15 minutes for a drink.

00:14:04.000 The bartender was 73.

00:14:07.000 She finished one conversation.

00:14:08.000 I'm like, hey, hey, hi.

00:14:11.000 Then she started a new conversation.

00:14:14.000 I said to the other waiter, I was like, when I sat down here, I had no facial hair.

00:14:19.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:14:21.000 And then the DJ comes up and he's like, can I get two kills?

00:14:24.000 I was like, no.

00:14:24.000 And he goes, I'm the DJ.

00:14:26.000 I go, I don't care if you're God.

00:14:27.000 No, I'm next.

00:14:30.000 Anyway, that's not the point of this.

00:14:31.000 Forget that part.

00:14:33.000 Although that's kind of part of it, too, the death of masculinity, like proud boys is the most unthinkable horror.

00:14:40.000 Remember Alan Froyer?

00:14:43.000 They're really into being manly men.

00:14:47.000 So then we go to Woodbury Commons.

00:14:49.000 Oh, yeah, I know Woodbury Commons.

00:14:51.000 Sure.

00:14:54.000 That's hell on Earth, too.

00:14:56.000 There was not one white person there.

00:14:58.000 No.

00:14:59.000 There is not one person speaking English there.

00:15:02.000 Zero.

00:15:03.000 My daughter goes, this is weird.

00:15:04.000 I've never been out with you.

00:15:05.000 You don't get recognized.

00:15:06.000 And I go, yeah, I'm not recognized because no one here speaks English.

00:15:11.000 Asians, Chinese, Southeast Asians, weird Albanian, Russian types, tons of Israelis.

00:15:18.000 Hasidic Jews were the most normal white people there.

00:15:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:21.000 Tons.

00:15:22.000 Whenever I saw a Hasid, I was like, oh, good.

00:15:23.000 A white person.

00:15:25.000 I'll take it.

00:15:26.000 Remember when Hasids were weird?

00:15:28.000 Now they're like Toby Keith compared to everyone else.

00:15:32.000 Phil put the boot in your ass.

00:15:34.000 I ain't putting the boot in your ass.

00:15:36.000 It's in the Jewish way.

00:15:41.000 So we go to Shake Shack.

00:15:43.000 And I'm talking, when I say foreigners, I mean like Indians with the scarves and the Djibouti and the long dresses and then the four shirts.

00:15:52.000 Like guys, Middle Eastern dudes, Arabs with like the shirts that go to their knees.

00:15:57.000 You know that look.

00:15:58.000 Like no one's even trying.

00:16:01.000 They might be tourists.

00:16:02.000 I mean, there was a big lineup outside of Gucci and Burberry.

00:16:02.000 I don't know.

00:16:06.000 So they're not broke.

00:16:09.000 They're rich.

00:16:13.000 So I go to Shake Shack.

00:16:15.000 There is a white guy working there taking the orders.

00:16:18.000 Okay.

00:16:19.000 Sorry, man.

00:16:20.000 This throat is...

00:16:21.000 I got this weird COVID thing.

00:16:26.000 He has my hairdo, a little longer.

00:16:28.000 Actually, somewhere between my hairdo and Ryan's hairdo, but a boy's haircut.

00:16:32.000 Guess what's on his face?

00:16:34.000 A tattoo.

00:16:36.000 Clown-level makeup.

00:16:38.000 Okay?

00:16:39.000 The cat eyes that go up like this.

00:16:42.000 What?

00:16:43.000 Bright red, like blindingly red lipstick.

00:16:47.000 Blush that's not meant to be attractive.

00:16:51.000 He actually looks like I'm on the cover of a magazine.

00:16:54.000 You know that?

00:16:55.000 I know this is not what you want.

00:16:56.000 Pull him up, actually.

00:16:59.000 It was way more clownishness.

00:17:01.000 Like, I thought gays wear makeup because they want to look like women.

00:17:04.000 No, not anymore.

00:17:07.000 Okay, it was crazier than that.

00:17:10.000 Imagine that, but with the cat things, the little Cleopatra.

00:17:14.000 Egyptian, yeah.

00:17:16.000 And then tons and tons of red, like clown levels of blush.

00:17:19.000 And then two plastic diamonds.

00:17:24.000 What?

00:17:25.000 Right here.

00:17:26.000 Big, see where my fingernails are?

00:17:29.000 That big.

00:17:31.000 I assume they weren't real diamonds, but like plastic diamonds.

00:17:37.000 And I just go, and he sees me and I can see him like, and I'm like, I'm not laughing.

00:17:43.000 That has been an integral part of comedy for centuries.

00:17:49.000 No, it wasn't plausible.

00:17:49.000 Okay?

00:17:51.000 Yeah, it was kind of more like that.

00:17:55.000 Like if you merge the top five together.

00:17:58.000 Yes.

00:17:59.000 Yes.

00:18:01.000 But with jewels stuck on his face.

00:18:03.000 And I'm like, this is fucking hilarious.

00:18:06.000 And I want to get a picture of him.

00:18:07.000 And my wife's like, I'll do the ordering.

00:18:09.000 And I go, why not?

00:18:10.000 And she goes, I don't want you laughing in his face.

00:18:13.000 Well, why did he dress that way then?

00:18:15.000 It was that ridiculous.

00:18:17.000 But not good.

00:18:19.000 Like, that is obviously hilariously gay.

00:18:22.000 But I can tell that there's a talent.

00:18:24.000 There's a semblance of, like, it makes sense.

00:18:26.000 Yeah, like, the eyebrows look like they're hard to do.

00:18:28.000 I couldn't do that.

00:18:29.000 I could have done him.

00:18:30.000 And when I say that, I mean fuck him in the ass.

00:18:33.000 Yeah.

00:18:34.000 No.

00:18:35.000 Oh, you don't like gay stuff?

00:18:37.000 No.

00:18:37.000 Fuck that shit.

00:18:40.000 I'll hit you.

00:18:41.000 What would you have done if you were a Chicago?

00:18:42.000 Punch him right in the head?

00:18:44.000 Are you kidding me?

00:18:45.000 Get out of here with that gay shit.

00:18:48.000 So you would violently attack a homosexual.

00:18:51.000 If Pus came to shove, yeah.

00:18:53.000 What if he pulled his dick out and let you play with it?

00:18:59.000 I don't like this joke.

00:19:00.000 I feel like I'm betraying him.

00:19:01.000 No, to clear the record, I like Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:19:05.000 I don't believe the guys that even said anything.

00:19:08.000 Oh, you think it's a lie?

00:19:09.000 My thing is, I don't care.

00:19:11.000 I also don't care, but I also think those guys were like, this is how they told the story, all of them.

00:19:16.000 They were like, so he put his hand on my leg, and I was like, what?

00:19:19.000 And then he put his hand on my junk and I was like, what?

00:19:23.000 Like, that's how you retell the story?

00:19:24.000 And then the guy didn't even say they had sex.

00:19:26.000 He's like, so then me and Jesse were having full-blown, you know, that guy wouldn't say the words.

00:19:33.000 It's like, what?

00:19:34.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:19:35.000 The same way, I don't care that gays, they're all like, I'm proud.

00:19:39.000 I'm like, that's how you fuck.

00:19:40.000 I also don't care if straights end up being gay.

00:19:44.000 It's again, it's how people go like this.

00:19:46.000 Right.

00:19:48.000 Imagine I told you.

00:19:49.000 So, fucking the wife the other day banter over, right?

00:19:54.000 On the couch.

00:19:55.000 Fuck.

00:19:56.000 Started opening up her.

00:19:57.000 You'd go like, oh, God, stop.

00:20:01.000 You wouldn't be like, yeah, then what?

00:20:03.000 Did you grab her tits?

00:20:07.000 Yeah, to be fair, I want to just do the impression regular, but it's like this thing hanging over my head.

00:20:12.000 So I feel like I have to address it, but it's going to go away soon.

00:20:16.000 Not going to just be me.

00:20:17.000 Did that story go anywhere?

00:20:19.000 I don't think so.

00:20:20.000 I don't think he addressed it once, and I think that's the end of that.

00:20:23.000 That sucks.

00:20:24.000 They did their old Project Veritas super report, and it just sort of died on the mine.

00:20:28.000 I wonder if Milo's mad at me because he kept saying, I'm going to give you the exclusive.

00:20:33.000 I was like, okay.

00:20:34.000 If they're of age, I don't really care.

00:20:37.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:20:39.000 I just sent you a picture, by the way.

00:20:41.000 Oh, you took the picture of the guy?

00:20:43.000 No, no, I couldn't.

00:20:44.000 My wife.

00:20:45.000 I think I made my daughter cry.

00:20:47.000 Oh, no.

00:20:48.000 Because I was just like, can anyone be normal?

00:20:51.000 Yeah, can somebody be normal?

00:20:53.000 This was one of the only white males there.

00:20:55.000 You can't see this.

00:20:57.000 Sorry, I let you down.

00:20:58.000 But he's wearing furry slippers.

00:21:01.000 Like, they're slides, but they're made of like teddy bear skin.

00:21:04.000 Are they fuzzy crocs?

00:21:05.000 No.

00:21:06.000 Okay.

00:21:06.000 They're slides.

00:21:07.000 They're fuzzy slides.

00:21:09.000 Those cargo shorts are hand cut with a pair of scissors.

00:21:13.000 And that hat had to be seen to be believed.

00:21:15.000 It's a woman's fedora.

00:21:17.000 It's a fedora with a black cloth outline and a little black flower.

00:21:25.000 Can you almost see the flower there?

00:21:25.000 I think...

00:21:27.000 Yes.

00:21:28.000 Right.

00:21:29.000 Can you zoom in more?

00:21:30.000 Enhance, enhance.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, you can kind of make out the flower because part of the black doesn't make sense as on the rim.

00:21:36.000 It's on the front left, that's the gay side.

00:21:38.000 If you have it on the other side, it's straight.

00:21:40.000 He wasn't...

00:21:41.000 This is way, this is sub-gay.

00:21:43.000 If gay was in the lobby, this guy's underneath the foundation.

00:21:48.000 You could not, like, gay, I love gays.

00:21:51.000 Please gay it up.

00:21:54.000 So, like, that's a man.

00:21:56.000 So I'm seeing no masculinity and foreigners everywhere.

00:22:01.000 And that sounds, you're not supposed to say that.

00:22:03.000 Diversity is our strength.

00:22:05.000 Yeah, everything is.

00:22:07.000 Look, sugar is delicious.

00:22:08.000 When you're making pancakes, put some sugar in it.

00:22:10.000 If you put nine cups of sugar in it, it's going to be a gross pancake.

00:22:15.000 This was nine cups of sugar.

00:22:17.000 We're good for diversity.

00:22:18.000 There's no America left.

00:22:21.000 And the little remnants I can find have been castrated and call themselves bitches.

00:22:28.000 I'm being a total bitch right now.

00:22:30.000 Don't say that.

00:22:31.000 Jump.

00:22:31.000 Just fucking jump.

00:22:32.000 Wearing your fucking...

00:22:34.000 He's wearing a swim shirt.

00:22:36.000 He's probably...

00:22:37.000 Oh, by the way, he's 20 years old.

00:22:39.000 He's wearing a swim shirt.

00:22:40.000 He has long hair and he has swim shoes on.

00:22:44.000 Fucking swim shoes.

00:22:47.000 Aim for the rocks.

00:22:49.000 Just jump.

00:22:50.000 Just jump.

00:22:51.000 We went to a pool.

00:22:52.000 It's really deep right over there.

00:22:54.000 Try that.

00:22:54.000 Most of the guys are diving right there, but don't put your hands out.

00:22:58.000 It's called a head dive.

00:23:00.000 Just go.

00:23:01.000 Come to think of it, we went to the public pool the day before, you know, July 3rd, and the only white person that I saw besides the Russians working at the joint was like a crackhead, like a meth head, like super duper skinny.

00:23:16.000 And then it was just like race.

00:23:20.000 That was the only white one.

00:23:21.000 Is this in Westchester?

00:23:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:23.000 And you were the only...

00:23:24.000 I was going to say you were the only white guy there?

00:23:26.000 Yeah.

00:23:27.000 Essentially.

00:23:30.000 Yeah, my wife was, basically.

00:23:32.000 One of probably four, but I didn't.

00:23:34.000 Yeah, it's all Dominican Puerto Rican.

00:23:37.000 I smelled shit so often.

00:23:39.000 Like, when's the last time you smelled human shit when not in the bathroom, right?

00:23:43.000 Never.

00:23:43.000 It was stunning.

00:23:44.000 And, you know, my wife's got a little bit of a...

00:23:48.000 Aren't they bathing in coronated water?

00:23:50.000 Yeah, before we even went to the pool area, I was just surrounded by two queens.

00:23:54.000 And then, like, these actually, these black kids behind me actually had, like, they were talking shit just to themselves.

00:24:00.000 Like, yo, that nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, and then when it came up to, like, they asked me a question, like, why are we waiting up here for?

00:24:07.000 Y'all waiting?

00:24:08.000 And they were actually very polite.

00:24:10.000 Yeah, and then they went back to anyway.

00:24:12.000 Oh, so.

00:24:14.000 But it was a great, it could have been a great pool.

00:24:18.000 I'm pretty sure I went to that pool when I was a kid.

00:24:20.000 My great-grandparents took me there.

00:24:21.000 And it's just, it's like the city of the world.

00:24:23.000 Well, you know how they say, like, fine, have the cities.

00:24:26.000 Like, you can have Philadelphia, you can have Manhattan, you can have Baltimore.

00:24:29.000 We'll just be in the suburbs.

00:24:31.000 This is happening to the whole country.

00:24:33.000 Yes.

00:24:34.000 Like, the pool I went to, you show them your card.

00:24:37.000 These cards are a bitch to get, too.

00:24:39.000 Right.

00:24:40.000 Like, I asked the guy for them in May, and he's like, yo, yeah, don't worry, I'll pull it off.

00:24:46.000 And they got a QR code and it's like, beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:24:50.000 And it says the guy's name on them in case there's any problems.

00:24:53.000 They can give him shit, right?

00:24:54.000 Sort of like when you get a movie from the Academy, it says your name at the bottom.

00:24:58.000 So if you sell it, you're in trouble.

00:25:01.000 It's these little enclaves, these little fortresses, these gated communities.

00:25:06.000 And then the rest is just not America anymore.

00:25:10.000 Like I told you this a million times.

00:25:12.000 In Coulter introduced me to this guy, Jared, that we have lunch with often.

00:25:18.000 And he regales us with stories of what it was like in Manhattan in the 50s.

00:25:23.000 And there was zero crime.

00:25:25.000 On a hot day, you would just take your blanket, hot night, sorry.

00:25:29.000 No AC, right?

00:25:30.000 It's the 50s.

00:25:31.000 You just take, you go to the Central Park, lie down on the grass with a pillow with your mom, your dad.

00:25:39.000 Imagine doing that now.

00:25:41.000 That's just suicide.

00:25:42.000 Central Park 5.

00:25:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:25:44.000 It'd be wild.

00:25:46.000 We went to a carnival, too.

00:25:47.000 Did you check out that carnival not too far from you?

00:25:49.000 No.

00:25:50.000 My kids were at it every night.

00:25:52.000 What's it, Mexican?

00:25:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:25:55.000 And like, I came up with these depressing backstories.

00:25:57.000 There were these two Mexican guys dressed up real well, like just a button-up shirt, and then the other guy with like a sparkly bedazzled shirt.

00:26:03.000 And I could just picture him like, yo, what are you wearing to the fucking carnival tonight, bro?

00:26:06.000 He's like, yo, I'm going to wear my button-up, dude.

00:26:08.000 We're going to get so much pussy.

00:26:10.000 Well, what you have in Westchester is you have little Mexican towns, right?

00:26:16.000 Like the one where that carnival was in, next to the white towns.

00:26:20.000 And then there's the black town.

00:26:22.000 The black town, and then there's the Bronx.

00:26:24.000 The black town is its own shit, its own mess.

00:26:26.000 Kids getting stabbed in college, a little bit of Irish trash, not much.

00:26:30.000 The white towns are all waspy.

00:26:32.000 They're the ones where they hate us, no home here sign.

00:26:33.000 They talk about diversity all the time, but they've worked hard to have their gated community.

00:26:37.000 And then why are there Mexicans?

00:26:39.000 The Mexicans are all the maids and the landscapers for the rich white areas.

00:26:43.000 So they're there, right?

00:26:44.000 And it's weird because their kids end up going to school together.

00:26:47.000 Right.

00:26:47.000 So your mom washes my mom's clothes.

00:26:50.000 Yeah.

00:26:50.000 And so the school's working on them like, hey, Carlos is really struggling with his math.

00:26:56.000 And his dad's like, I don't fucking care.

00:26:59.000 Math is one lawnmower, one lawn, one rake.

00:27:02.000 You just need to know ones.

00:27:04.000 My friend Charlie's mom was the school lunch lady and he got shit for that.

00:27:08.000 Imagine your mom cleans your mom's house.

00:27:12.000 I don't think so.

00:27:12.000 Your mom doesn't know.

00:27:13.000 I didn't ask my son.

00:27:14.000 I wonder if there's classism towards the Mexicans.

00:27:17.000 By the way, Enrique, can you tell your mom when she takes out the garbage, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:21.000 Like, not even trying to be a dick, just dead serious?

00:27:23.000 Like, my mom was really pissed at her.

00:27:24.000 Just come up to your friend in class with your begonia.

00:27:28.000 Look at this.

00:27:28.000 Yeah.

00:27:29.000 Completely destroyed.

00:27:31.000 Or you give her fucking flowers.

00:27:32.000 If you're going to weed whack, watch out for the fucking flowers.

00:27:36.000 Anyway, what are you doing after school?

00:27:37.000 You want to play Fortnite?

00:27:38.000 Hey, you gives them a $5 tip.

00:27:40.000 My mom forgot to tip your mom before this.

00:27:41.000 Give that to your mom.

00:27:42.000 Just terrible.

00:27:43.000 Yeah, you just have a little envelope for Christmas.

00:27:45.000 Yeah.

00:27:45.000 That's for Aeron construction.

00:27:48.000 Yeah.

00:27:48.000 And nobody's having fun, too.

00:27:50.000 It's like the Mexicans at the carnival, they were just like hoping to like, you know, probably get chicks or whatever, but they're just standing there by the gate like, yeah, this is not fun.

00:28:00.000 Nobody's having fun.

00:28:02.000 All the workers, by the way, were like Nigerian.

00:28:04.000 And like, there's this one who like didn't know that.

00:28:07.000 I swear to God, it was the children.

00:28:09.000 It was called Little Baby Swing.

00:28:11.000 It was, it was, my daughter was a little too young for it, but it was literally like, if you're that tall, you can go on the swing and just swings around.

00:28:17.000 He's got a hat that says Kush on it, which is like a type of weed.

00:28:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:21.000 And he's just like, he has like a like an aluminum necklace that's just like the hugest chain ever.

00:28:28.000 I was like, look at this.

00:28:29.000 To my wife, I was like, what the fuck is this shit?

00:28:32.000 And she's like, yeah, it was crazy.

00:28:33.000 Nigerians, where the fuck do you get Nigerians?

00:28:35.000 I don't even know.

00:28:37.000 Like, imagine you and I working at a children's fair in Nigeria.

00:28:43.000 It's sort of like when you go to the airport, especially JFK, and it's all Mexican or Hispanic accents or Indian.

00:28:50.000 And I'm like, can you imagine me in Tokyo being like, what are you doing here?

00:29:00.000 Even more like dealing with children, and you're responsible for their safety.

00:29:04.000 Yeah, I'm in charge of Japanese children.

00:29:06.000 They're trying to tell me that they're allergic to peanuts.

00:29:07.000 And I'm like, here you go, buddy.

00:29:09.000 It's called a peanut cookie.

00:29:10.000 Like my buddy.

00:29:11.000 Exactly.

00:29:12.000 Crazy.

00:29:14.000 So, yeah, it was pretty harrowing.

00:29:18.000 Like, we were near Curious Jewel, which is all Hasidic Jews.

00:29:20.000 And I was really at that point where, I know I'm repeating myself, but Hasidic Jews seemed like the most USA people all day.

00:29:32.000 Meanwhile, they're like Yarmakas and wigs and those belts with the strings on the side.

00:29:39.000 Yeah, it looks like a rift happened in the 1800s and just poured out.

00:29:43.000 Yeah, they are time travelers.

00:29:45.000 They are time travelers.

00:29:45.000 I kind of respect that about his ideas.

00:29:47.000 Actually, we're frozen in time.

00:29:48.000 They're in the culture and amber.

00:29:49.000 They're frozen in time and we're time travelers because we're moving forward in time.

00:29:53.000 Yeah, that's the thing that's happening upstate New York.

00:29:55.000 All my friends' houses and stuff, when I go to visit them, like my friend died, another one of my friends died, and I was going to visit his parents.

00:30:01.000 And the whole neighborhood is Kirst Joel.

00:30:06.000 Like, it's spilling beyond that.

00:30:08.000 And now they're, you know, on the school boards, and they're changing.

00:30:11.000 So it's kind of a big deal.

00:30:12.000 It's kind of a sore subject for me, but I don't hate them.

00:30:15.000 It's just like they really have a lot of people.

00:30:17.000 No, they take over a town.

00:30:19.000 Yeah, it's insane.

00:30:20.000 And Curious Joel is the poorest place in America.

00:30:24.000 No way.

00:30:25.000 Yes, but the way they're gauging that is by how many people are on welfare.

00:30:28.000 They're basically at 100% of the town is on welfare.

00:30:31.000 So they list it as an impoverished town, but everyone's doing great.

00:30:34.000 Oh, they're doing great.

00:30:35.000 Anyway, that's a whole separate topic.

00:30:37.000 I want to focus on losing this country.

00:30:40.000 I mean, accents everywhere.

00:30:42.000 And my family is bummed out about it.

00:30:44.000 They're like, okay, Archie Bunker, relax.

00:30:47.000 It's a melting pot.

00:30:48.000 I'm like, no, it's not.

00:30:49.000 It's a salad.

00:30:50.000 There's no melting.

00:30:51.000 It's a salad, and two or three vegetables are taking over the whole bowl.

00:30:56.000 Yeah.

00:30:56.000 What should be a melting pot is a pot in a freezer.

00:30:59.000 What was that sound?

00:31:00.000 I don't know, but I did hear it.

00:31:02.000 Is this place haunted?

00:31:04.000 It sounded like a ghost going, it's a Mexican ghost.

00:31:09.000 Right now, the other ghosts are like, I know that you guys live here, and I'm going to get Ghostbusters.

00:31:22.000 You know, we should do it.

00:31:23.000 No, you're not.

00:31:26.000 We should get a piano and put it in the corner.

00:31:28.000 And if we just hear...

00:31:29.000 They love playing piano.

00:31:31.000 I don't mind.

00:31:31.000 Ghosts.

00:31:32.000 If you're here, fucking hang out.

00:31:33.000 I don't give a shit.

00:31:34.000 I'm scared of ghosts.

00:31:35.000 Such good TV if there's a ghostboy.

00:31:36.000 Such a dumb thing to be scared of.

00:31:37.000 What's he going to do?

00:31:38.000 Punch you?

00:31:40.000 Yeah.

00:31:41.000 Get some plasma on you?

00:31:42.000 Who gives a shit?

00:31:42.000 Oh my God, it's a ghost, but it's a baby.

00:31:45.000 A ghost baby.

00:31:47.000 A baby was killed here 50 years ago.

00:31:50.000 And he just sits.

00:31:51.000 He doesn't know he's dead.

00:31:52.000 He just sits around, try to grab stuff, and his little hands go through.

00:31:57.000 Just fails.

00:31:58.000 That's a fun idea for a show.

00:32:00.000 Ghost baby.

00:32:01.000 That is a good idea for sure.

00:32:03.000 We can get Sam Hyde down here with a ghost.

00:32:05.000 You totally ignore him, too.

00:32:06.000 Like, he's going upstairs, and you just walk through him.

00:32:11.000 What'd you say, Sam Hyde?

00:32:12.000 Sam Hyde does ghost hunters.

00:32:13.000 You ever see him do that?

00:32:14.000 No.

00:32:15.000 Well, he can come here and then check the space.

00:32:17.000 They hunt the shit out of ghosts.

00:32:19.000 For real.

00:32:20.000 But those gays, Johnny and Roswell, we used to do that.

00:32:24.000 They bought a bunch of ghost busting shit just for fun.

00:32:29.000 And we would laugh our heads off it.

00:32:30.000 And you'd see it was just shit quality, and it had no manufacturer's name on it.

00:32:35.000 It was just like a piece of fucking plastic with some garbage inside that they tell you is a voltage reader or whatever.

00:32:42.000 That is horrible.

00:32:45.000 Anyway, what did you do for July 4th?

00:32:47.000 Well, I was going to just glom onto that whole like you know, the diversity being a not-so-strength, too, because I just sparred for the first time on Friday, and I sparred a guy who happened to be Mexican.

00:33:00.000 He was fully Mexican to a point where he didn't understand English at all.

00:33:03.000 Now, you know what's great about fighting Mexicans?

00:33:05.000 Okay.

00:33:06.000 They don't do defense.

00:33:08.000 They don't move.

00:33:09.000 They just take blows to the head.

00:33:11.000 He was very aggressive.

00:33:12.000 It's a very specific fighting style.

00:33:13.000 He was aggressive.

00:33:14.000 Yeah, they just go like that, and they hammer each other in the head.

00:33:17.000 They don't do any slipping or bopping and weaving.

00:33:19.000 It's just it's rock'em-sock'em robots.

00:33:22.000 I guess it's a machismo thing.

00:33:24.000 He never covered his body, so that were the only three.

00:33:29.000 One of three shots I got on him was the stomach.

00:33:32.000 You know, fucking.

00:33:34.000 And did that make him mad?

00:33:35.000 Yeah.

00:33:35.000 So he got mad and then he started hitting me pretty good.

00:33:37.000 But like, so, you know, I don't think I was equipped to spar, but basically I was like, I just learned this to block hooks.

00:33:45.000 And I'm like, I'm pretty sure I should have known this.

00:33:47.000 That was the first day doing pads.

00:33:49.000 This is how you block a hook.

00:33:51.000 Oh, really?

00:33:52.000 I was taught to do that, like, when you're in the shell, oh, whatever this is, when you're kind of like this, so your body.

00:33:58.000 How do you see, Ryan?

00:33:59.000 Out of your left eye.

00:34:02.000 I can't believe that didn't crack up the ghost.

00:34:04.000 I don't know.

00:34:05.000 This trainer is.

00:34:06.000 And then that's.

00:34:07.000 This is how you block.

00:34:09.000 Or there's the Mike Tyson peekaboo style that only he can do, but this is how you.

00:34:15.000 And he compared me to Tyson, too, because short, but wide.

00:34:20.000 So I'm not going to be able to.

00:34:22.000 You got to peek.

00:34:23.000 This is not peekaboo.

00:34:25.000 But you peer from in between your hands.

00:34:27.000 That's when you're being completely overwhelmed by punches.

00:34:30.000 Well, that would be like that.

00:34:31.000 Yeah.

00:34:32.000 And so basically, I don't think I had enough resources to really start sparring, but I was like, you know, he told me that the only way to learn how to spar is spar.

00:34:41.000 So I was like, all right.

00:34:42.000 But basically, afterwards, you know, all the details aside, I could talk about that for a while with you after the show.

00:34:47.000 But I wanted to talk to him about, like, the guy I just boxed, about what happened there, and I couldn't.

00:34:53.000 He just didn't speak any English.

00:34:55.000 Not one word.

00:34:56.000 No.

00:34:56.000 Like, Tuesday, he said Tuesday, and at 2 p.m., like, he knows dates and times.

00:35:02.000 That's it.

00:35:03.000 So he doesn't even know what punch meant.

00:35:04.000 So I said, it was like, remember that, the, the, the punch a la su cuerpo to your body?

00:35:11.000 You know, I was speaking the little Spanish I knew, but it sucks because I want to be able to break down what happened, what he could teach me.

00:35:18.000 I learned nothing from that.

00:35:20.000 We want to be able to speak the same fucking language.

00:35:22.000 I mean, there's so many different divorces going on.

00:35:24.000 There's the left-right divorce, the Trump-Biden divorce, but then there's also this lack of assimilation thing.

00:35:30.000 Like, I couldn't survive in another country if I didn't speak the language outside of a brief stinted tourism.

00:35:36.000 But, like, moving to Japan and then getting by, that's the part that pisses me off.

00:35:42.000 If I moved to Japan, I wouldn't get by.

00:35:44.000 I'd have to learn the language.

00:35:45.000 There wouldn't be like English stores and English areas and English neighborhoods.

00:35:51.000 People fighting for your rights to just exist without demanding that you get the right to vote.

00:35:55.000 It's crazy.

00:35:56.000 I'd be like, I'm here illegally.

00:35:58.000 Just don't alert the authorities.

00:36:01.000 But like, they're not sending their best.

00:36:03.000 Like that Indian dude.

00:36:05.000 When I say Indian, I obviously mean dot, not feather in this case.

00:36:09.000 He looked like he was from the streets of Pakistan.

00:36:12.000 His clothes were garbage, and they didn't even look American.

00:36:15.000 The slacks he probably brought over from Pakistan.

00:36:18.000 How did you get here?

00:36:19.000 What are you doing here?

00:36:20.000 Robbing phones?

00:36:22.000 Is that who we're importing?

00:36:24.000 Petty thieves?

00:36:28.000 Fuck.

00:36:29.000 A regular Aladdin over here.

00:36:31.000 Anyway.

00:36:32.000 I had an idea for a show.

00:36:34.000 If we could fund it.

00:36:35.000 It's a game show where we give away money.

00:36:37.000 It starts off easy, gets progressively hard, and I go to Union City, New Jersey, which was always a pet peeve of mine when I worked there, because it's all Spanish.

00:36:45.000 It's Colombian, it's Salvadorian, it's Ecuadorian, it's nothing but Spanish, right?

00:36:49.000 And then across, you take a $6 bus across the river, and now you're in New York City where you can make $15 an hour, $20 an hour starting.

00:36:56.000 And so they have this excellent opportunity to live in Union City, New Jersey with better taxes, and they could afford their living, take a bus if they spoke English and fucking work in the city.

00:37:06.000 But instead, they have to work in these shitty little jobs, shitty little bodegas.

00:37:10.000 And I just would tell people that were at the hostel, I was like, if you just learn English, it's like a key to a bunch of doors and you can make so much money and then come right back here.

00:37:18.000 It's fucking sweet.

00:37:19.000 You know?

00:37:20.000 And so I want to do a game show where I go around and I quiz them on the English language.

00:37:24.000 And first I start, bird.

00:37:26.000 And then, oh, you won a dollar.

00:37:27.000 And all right, these are going to get a little harder.

00:37:29.000 These are $10 questions.

00:37:30.000 What does obfuscate mean?

00:37:33.000 Not that hard, but actually make it progressively harder.

00:37:35.000 But I think that'd be a fun show.

00:37:37.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:37:39.000 I think it'd be funnier to go to the hood and ask really easy questions like, what's eight times seven?

00:37:46.000 So just get beat up.

00:37:48.000 A funner game would just me covered with money running around the hood.

00:37:53.000 Yeah, because that show is just going to be, I can't believe you pitched that on the air.

00:37:57.000 That's just going to be people going, I don't speak English.

00:38:00.000 I don't know.

00:38:01.000 But the point would be, like, they could actually visually see how much money they could make if they just knew a little bit more English.

00:38:07.000 Oh, I see.

00:38:07.000 You know, they'll maybe try it.

00:38:10.000 So, also in the news is this shooting we should discuss.

00:38:15.000 Two other things I wanted to discuss, but the shooting is obviously up there.

00:38:19.000 Of course, both sides are eager to prove it was one of your guys.

00:38:25.000 So the left says he's MAGA.

00:38:27.000 He went to a Trump rally.

00:38:29.000 Here he is with a Trump flag.

00:38:31.000 And the right is saying he's Antifa.

00:38:33.000 He has Antifa tattoos.

00:38:34.000 Here he is with a Yankee flag.

00:38:35.000 He was in the Trump rally to fuck with Trump supporters.

00:38:38.000 He's clearly woke.

00:38:41.000 Look at him.

00:38:42.000 Right?

00:38:42.000 You can pull up pictures of him now.

00:38:46.000 Can we stop doing this, please?

00:38:49.000 What is the point of this?

00:38:51.000 Say we prove he's Antifa.

00:38:52.000 Now I'm saying Antifa needs to die because they're behind mass shootings.

00:38:58.000 Is that the pattern here?

00:39:00.000 Or if it's MAGA, MAGA people need what?

00:39:02.000 Their guns taken away because they're behind mass shootings.

00:39:04.000 We've been through this a million times on this show.

00:39:07.000 We broke it down.

00:39:08.000 What are the patterns of mass shooters?

00:39:09.000 Mental illness.

00:39:12.000 After that, number two, Muslim.

00:39:15.000 Sorry.

00:39:16.000 As far as like right-wing, left-wing, that's way down the line.

00:39:19.000 We've got the racist guys who do the shoot-ups who want to kill the immigrants, like the dude who shot up the mostly Hispanic thing.

00:39:27.000 We have the white power guy in Buffalo, but we also have the Antifa shooter in, I think, Ohio.

00:39:33.000 And sometimes they're a mix of both.

00:39:35.000 They seem like they're Nazis, but then they're also super into the water shortage and climate change and they're vegetarians.

00:39:44.000 Let's stop trying to prescribe political inclinations on mass shooters.

00:39:51.000 And by the way, there's something like 300 mass shootings already this year.

00:39:55.000 They're all black.

00:39:57.000 23 shot this past weekend.

00:39:59.000 Yeah.

00:40:00.000 Yeah.

00:40:01.000 It's all black on black.

00:40:02.000 So, and you know what's funny?

00:40:05.000 The media says that these people, though, of this Chicago suburb, which my cousin lives in, my cousin was there, by the way.

00:40:11.000 It's all Jewish.

00:40:14.000 He was there.

00:40:15.000 He was a block away.

00:40:16.000 He grabbed his mom and was trying to get her back home with the gunshots.

00:40:21.000 She lives up nearby him.

00:40:22.000 He just moved her there so he could be closer to her because she's getting old.

00:40:26.000 But my cousin's son, I guess is my second cousin, he went to school with the guy in high school.

00:40:34.000 But yeah, there's no gun laws that can, the only gun laws that could change this is giving everyone else a gun.

00:40:40.000 So when some guy goes psycho like that, we can peg him off and maybe reduce the numbers.

00:40:46.000 So there's no pattern here politically.

00:40:50.000 Mass shootings are a black thing.

00:40:52.000 And the only laws that can prevent them is more guns.

00:40:56.000 However, I have something controversial to say that you're not going to like, baby monsters.

00:41:01.000 We may lose subs.

00:41:05.000 I came to a new conclusion with this shooting, and it's going to be very unpopular.

00:41:09.000 This is even worse than when I bashed dogs.

00:41:11.000 You ready for this one, Ryan?

00:41:13.000 Yep.

00:41:13.000 I'm prepared to start blaming video games.

00:41:16.000 Oh, that's not so bad.

00:41:19.000 I'm sorry.

00:41:21.000 I know they said the same thing about rock and roll when it came out, and they said punk rock is evil, and they said comic books need to be monitored.

00:41:31.000 There should be the EC code.

00:41:33.000 And the PMRC said that rap and punk and all these sweary swear word songs, they need a sticker on it.

00:41:41.000 We need to prevent.

00:41:42.000 So now I just sound like another old conservative fuddy duddy who doesn't like teen culture.

00:41:48.000 Yeah, you're right in a sense.

00:41:50.000 That's a good point.

00:41:51.000 But there's something about just sitting down for six hours and blowing people's heads off.

00:41:58.000 It has to affect at least one or two loonies at some point.

00:42:03.000 Yeah, we had shooter games.

00:42:05.000 The house I rented up in Mastope.

00:42:07.000 We're big buck hunting.

00:42:09.000 I'm shooting big bucks in the basement for hours.

00:42:14.000 But it's six hours that's different.

00:42:18.000 Like we played video games with the kids up there.

00:42:22.000 They had golf tea.

00:42:24.000 By nine holes, I'm like, all right, this has been an hour.

00:42:26.000 Let's go do something else.

00:42:28.000 These kids today, the kids today, they'll play for six fucking hours.

00:42:33.000 What if you wanted to brainwash someone into being a mass shooter?

00:42:37.000 What would you do?

00:42:38.000 You'd get a room of guys, hopefully some of them that are in cells and kind of lonely, some of them are an adder all or autistic, and you just play them this video game.

00:42:49.000 That's how they train pilots.

00:42:51.000 You sit down and play the video game simulation, then you get in a real plane and you've done this a million times.

00:42:57.000 And I'm going to make it worse.

00:42:59.000 I think it's behind this trans shit.

00:43:02.000 Because exactly like I said with the six hours of shooting people, blowing their heads off, like you, I've never played Call of Duty, but you line up a site and you blow brains sh come out, right?

00:43:14.000 Usually not the brains.

00:43:15.000 It's not that graphic.

00:43:15.000 There are games that are a little more graphic, but there's a blood mist.

00:43:18.000 But what happens when you shoot a guy in the head?

00:43:20.000 There's like a blood mist.

00:43:22.000 Okay.

00:43:23.000 But not a brain.

00:43:24.000 Oh, it's just a mist.

00:43:25.000 Sorry.

00:43:27.000 You're shooting at these guys for six hours, and you become numb to the idea of death.

00:43:33.000 Similarly, in all these other stupid games, you're a woman.

00:43:39.000 What's this bullshit with Fortnite where they go, no, it's actually better to play a woman because you have a more slender body shape and you're harder to hit?

00:43:46.000 What?

00:43:47.000 Remember we had that girl on?

00:43:49.000 I don't think you worked for me back then.

00:43:51.000 It was the Gavin McInnes show, or maybe it was Free Speech.

00:43:56.000 And she came in and we played video games together.

00:44:00.000 And what the hell was his name?

00:44:04.000 Anyway, he thought he was a woman.

00:44:06.000 He was raised by his grandmother.

00:44:08.000 Really cool guy.

00:44:10.000 Rings a bell.

00:44:11.000 Justine Tunney?

00:44:13.000 Yeah, I think that's it.

00:44:15.000 I think that's the name.

00:44:16.000 And he denied it.

00:44:18.000 But I was like, sorry, Justine.

00:44:20.000 I just can't get past the inevitable truth that you pretending to be a woman for six hours a day made you think you're a woman.

00:44:31.000 You run around, you go get.

00:44:33.000 Yeah, this person.

00:44:37.000 That dude.

00:44:38.000 And look at the way he just has sneakers and slacks on.

00:44:43.000 Like, he's not even really that much of a chick.

00:44:47.000 Stilettos on?

00:44:48.000 Because they love it.

00:44:49.000 And it's fun to dress like that.

00:44:51.000 Well, yeah, straight women generally want to be desired by men.

00:44:56.000 It's a perfectly natural.

00:44:57.000 Well, look how mad they get when they become invisible when they're 40.

00:45:01.000 You know, it's like the only thing they hate more than cat calls is the day they stop.

00:45:06.000 Oh, yeah.

00:45:07.000 I've been saying the same shit.

00:45:08.000 You're for a long time.

00:45:10.000 Truth doesn't change.

00:45:11.000 It's chimpanzee, right?

00:45:12.000 You take a male and a female all my shows, and then just I could quit, and it would just generate a take on what the news is based on all the repetition.

00:45:24.000 So yeah, those are my two fresh theories for Censor.tv.

00:45:29.000 I think video games are at least partly responsible for these very particular type of mass shootings.

00:45:35.000 Obviously, mass shootings are black on black, but the 1% that's these kind of guys, I would blame on video games.

00:45:41.000 And the normalization and the destruction of gender, I also think video games played a large part in.

00:45:47.000 Now, what's the solution to that?

00:45:48.000 Ban them?

00:45:49.000 Of course not.

00:45:50.000 I'm a free speech absolutist.

00:45:54.000 I was going to say abolitionist.

00:45:58.000 But let's recognize it, at least.

00:46:01.000 See it as a vice.

00:46:02.000 See it as a bad habit.

00:46:06.000 Like alcohol and drugs.

00:46:08.000 It's not something that we should encourage.

00:46:12.000 But yeah, and the last thing I wanted to talk about today, listening to Greg Kelly.

00:46:17.000 I've never heard his radio show before.

00:46:19.000 It's awesome.

00:46:20.000 Greg Kelly's fucking good at his job.

00:46:23.000 And he's a total fucking grump.

00:46:27.000 He's, what do you call them?

00:46:29.000 The bat humbug types.

00:46:30.000 What do you call those guys?

00:46:31.000 A curmudgeon.

00:46:32.000 He's a curmudgeon.

00:46:34.000 And so he gets these calls and it's like, hey, thanks for calling.

00:46:36.000 I've been listening to you for a long time.

00:46:39.000 And I listened to you back when you were at W. And he goes, all right, all right, let's go.

00:46:42.000 Let's go.

00:46:43.000 What are you calling about?

00:46:45.000 And, yeah, he doesn't tolerate slow callers who don't have time, which is me.

00:46:51.000 You get one thing.

00:46:52.000 Let's move it along.

00:46:53.000 We're trying to entertain people here.

00:46:55.000 I don't want to hear about how long you've been listening to the show.

00:46:57.000 But anyway, he brought up a good point.

00:46:59.000 You know that WNBA bitch who had marijuana vapes?

00:47:04.000 Hello?

00:47:05.000 So far it doesn't ring a bell.

00:47:06.000 Okay, I guess you don't read the news.

00:47:09.000 You should probably glance at a newspaper.

00:47:11.000 So she's a big woke chick.

00:47:13.000 She's a lesbian.

00:47:15.000 She took a knee.

00:47:16.000 She said she's not proud of her country.

00:47:18.000 So when she was stupid enough to bring marijuana to Moscow to play basketball over there, I was like, good bitch, rot.

00:47:26.000 Fuck you.

00:47:28.000 But after listening to Greg Kelly, who says, I don't care about her politics, she's an American.

00:47:32.000 She's one of us.

00:47:33.000 Bring her home.

00:47:34.000 I thought, yeah, that's so liberal of me to be like, yeah, have fun in prison.

00:47:38.000 You know, they always do that rape joke.

00:47:40.000 Oh, Bubba's going to be real happy to get James O'Keefe in his cell.

00:47:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:47:45.000 Don't drop the soap.

00:47:48.000 They're enjoying the idea of their political opponents being raped in the ass, which I assume would kill some of us, right?

00:47:54.000 I heard in Canada there was a prison where they would cut your ass with a razor blade so it would be nice and lubed and easy to get in and out of.

00:48:04.000 That's hidden a lot.

00:48:06.000 So wishing, she's looking at 10 years, by the way.

00:48:08.000 So wishing someone 10 years in prison for this much marijuana because she said some dumb shit, which I was talking trash about America when I was 18.

00:48:20.000 It was the punk thing to do.

00:48:21.000 I'm so bored with the USA, the clash.

00:48:24.000 I mean, that was the thing.

00:48:25.000 Fuck America, man.

00:48:27.000 Fucking racists.

00:48:30.000 They're Jesus freaks down there.

00:48:32.000 You know that they're all evangelicals and they don't believe in dinosaurs and they hate gays.

00:48:38.000 And they had a war trying to hold on to slavery.

00:48:42.000 They want slaves.

00:48:43.000 Fuck them.

00:48:45.000 Canada, growing up in Canada and Britain, you are fucking brainwashed about this country.

00:48:50.000 We honestly think that everywhere is like this Bible Belt lunacy.

00:48:59.000 I wish.

00:49:03.000 So yeah, and here's another thing about that.

00:49:05.000 You know Trump would have had her back in a minute.

00:49:07.000 Remember that rapper that got arrested?

00:49:09.000 And he's like, get him down here.

00:49:10.000 Or warm beer?

00:49:12.000 We got him a little late.

00:49:14.000 He lasted about 10 minutes after getting here, but we got him back.

00:49:18.000 And Trump would have got her back.

00:49:20.000 And here's the other thing.

00:49:22.000 And Greg didn't mention this, but it looks bad.

00:49:26.000 When we have an athlete stuck there going through some sort of bullshit, we look like shit.

00:49:32.000 We look like pussies.

00:49:33.000 So Russia right now is flexing.

00:49:35.000 They have the trial starts on Friday.

00:49:38.000 They're flexing, and they're like, look at your pussy president.

00:49:41.000 We can just randomly grab someone for the equivalent of jaywalking and just sentence them for 10 years.

00:49:47.000 And your president doesn't do shit.

00:49:49.000 He hasn't called the wife.

00:49:51.000 He hasn't contacted them.

00:49:52.000 Trump would have called her, be talking to him.

00:49:54.000 Very bad.

00:49:55.000 Very unfortunate.

00:49:57.000 Just a little bit of marijuana.

00:49:58.000 You know, you think that wouldn't be not such a big deal, right?

00:50:02.000 But it's kind of on the borderline, right?

00:50:05.000 What does he say to the seven-year-old about Santa?

00:50:08.000 Kind of vague.

00:50:09.000 Oh, it's kind of marginal, right?

00:50:11.000 Yeah.

00:50:12.000 Marginal.

00:50:15.000 Anyway.

00:50:17.000 71 shot, 8 killed.

00:50:20.000 I don't know how many.

00:50:21.000 Well, here's what they'll say.

00:50:22.000 Oh, so the media thinks that the lives in Chicago are more valuable in the north of Chicago than they are on the south side of Chicago.

00:50:31.000 The people doing this sure seem to think so.

00:50:33.000 Right.

00:50:35.000 Like, go door to door and try to solve those crimes.

00:50:37.000 You'll get told to fuck off.

00:50:38.000 By the way, that beats this guy's seven dead, dozens injured, versus 71 shot, eight killed.

00:50:47.000 Yeah.

00:50:47.000 And so I don't know.

00:50:48.000 And it's worse.

00:50:49.000 Why is it not worse that there are many, there are different people doing these shootings in Chicago versus one guy?

00:50:58.000 Well, here's the other problem.

00:50:59.000 They say the media won't talk about that.

00:51:01.000 The media can't go down there.

00:51:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:03.000 No one's talking to them.

00:51:04.000 They can't get the story.

00:51:05.000 The story's not going to be correct.

00:51:06.000 Their lives are in danger just poking around.

00:51:09.000 They're going to be snitches.

00:51:11.000 So, sorry.

00:51:13.000 I mean, I'm of two minds about it because it does bother me that they never talk about it.

00:51:18.000 But I also understand why.

00:51:20.000 Go down there with a little notepad right now.

00:51:22.000 Go to Baltimore.

00:51:23.000 Excuse me.

00:51:24.000 Could you tell me anything about the shooting?

00:51:26.000 Was this yet again the same beef with the Bloodhound Crips?

00:51:30.000 Yes, I understand.

00:51:31.000 So now, Chi Chi Collins has been selling his Coke on this corner for how long?

00:51:36.000 And then the Bloodhounds moved in on it.

00:51:38.000 Okay.

00:51:38.000 So would you say that he's a whack-ass bitch if he doesn't let some blood spill for people selling on his corner?

00:51:46.000 Okay, good.

00:51:47.000 Now the prostitution...

00:51:51.000 24-year-old, 42-year-old, 38-year-old, 17-year-old, 24-year-old, a 30-year-old, another 24-year-old, a 31-year-old, 29-year-old, and not to take away from this, which is also horrible,

00:52:06.000 but it's just like, you know, this is happening as well.

00:52:10.000 You know what's funny.

00:52:11.000 I always say more guns, less crime.

00:52:14.000 But in the hood, guns are basically legal.

00:52:18.000 Like, you're not going to get arrested.

00:52:19.000 There's no cop presence in Baltimore and the south side of Chicago.

00:52:23.000 So in a way, it's almost racial.

00:52:27.000 Like, when more whites have guns, there's less crime, but it's not true when more blacks have guns.

00:52:33.000 Because like everyone has a gun in the south side of Chicago, and it's not going very well.

00:52:38.000 Am I proposing race-based gun laws?

00:52:41.000 No.

00:52:42.000 But these are the kind of subjects no one will discuss.

00:52:45.000 And as a remotely curious young person, you must be going, fuck this world, fuck this media.

00:52:52.000 I'm going to listen to censored.tv, where at least we pontificate and try to figure out what's going on and don't have these stringent no-go zones.

00:53:04.000 All right, that's all I...

00:53:05.000 What you got there?

00:53:06.000 I'm a product of MKUltra, and I am a liberal.

00:53:09.000 What's MKUltra again?

00:53:11.000 The mind control black budget government thing.

00:53:21.000 Is that all we wanted to cover for the news?

00:53:24.000 I'll do a lot more, I guess, on Friday's show.

00:53:29.000 But I'm late, so we had to just poop this out.

00:53:34.000 I think it went well.

00:53:36.000 Okay, let's get to the mailbag.

00:53:51.000 So we still don't know if your dad's ever seen that.

00:53:54.000 That interstitial?

00:53:55.000 No.

00:53:56.000 Yeah.

00:53:56.000 Unsure.

00:53:58.000 That would be...

00:53:59.000 I wonder if it would hurt his feelings.

00:54:01.000 Ryan, he didn't know I was on every show.

00:54:04.000 A Japanese person's feelings?

00:54:08.000 Yeah.

00:54:09.000 They were saying that about DeSantis, too, on the drive here, saying that he's not going to run for president because, or he shouldn't run for president because he's so young, he's not going to want to burn bridges because he has a bright future ahead of him.

00:54:22.000 So he's going to be too delicate.

00:54:23.000 And I'm like, I heard from insiders that he's on the spectrum, which I like.

00:54:28.000 Yeah.

00:54:29.000 Because it means he has no feelings.

00:54:31.000 So when they call him death DeSantis and all that shit, he's just like, I am Spock.

00:54:36.000 What else is going on?

00:54:39.000 So I don't think he'll be worried about burning bridges.

00:54:41.000 He'll just kill you.

00:54:43.000 There, you stop talking.

00:54:49.000 The Hunk and the Three.

00:54:51.000 This is the fat chick with the Hunk from Thursday's live show.

00:54:56.000 And then he has an Instagram link.

00:54:59.000 In the did a bit of digging, and this was a pic from almost 10 years ago, and she was fit and at least a decent 6'7.

00:55:10.000 They had been best friends before becoming married.

00:55:13.000 So he stayed fit and basically let her become the fat pig she is now.

00:55:16.000 Just seems a bit messed up for someone who supposedly is your longtime love.

00:55:20.000 Why would you let your girlfriend wife just kill herself over a decade?

00:55:24.000 I mean, there's fat and there's...

00:55:27.000 Boy, he really stayed in shape and she really did not.

00:55:31.000 That's really wild.

00:55:35.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:55:37.000 I see the mentality there.

00:55:40.000 So the last time I sent you a pic, this is called Got Another Crazy Pick for Youth.

00:55:44.000 The last time I sent you a pic from this guy, you said it has to be a joke.

00:55:46.000 Here is another pic of this weirdo.

00:55:48.000 This guy is clearly a weird fetishist that gets off on black guys.

00:55:51.000 Why does it look like a black Johnny Depp?

00:55:54.000 Black baby on board.

00:55:56.000 Oh, it's me, fucking Johnny Depp, fuck.

00:55:59.000 R. Kelly's looking to get sentenced for all his sex trafficking and rape.

00:56:03.000 Yeah, he was on Suicide Watch.

00:56:05.000 I don't know, man.

00:56:06.000 I was looking at some of the cases.

00:56:09.000 There's pedophiles.

00:56:10.000 Like Drag Queen Story Hour, Child Porn, Reading to Little Kids.

00:56:15.000 I think we should separate that from young women.

00:56:18.000 Like, this is another unpopular opinion.

00:56:21.000 But when I look at the Jeffrey Epstein thing, I don't see a lot of 13-year-olds.

00:56:26.000 I see 16-year-olds, 17-year-olds coming back several times.

00:56:31.000 I think he, like, groomed underage chicks and then, like, but basically the kidnapping thing is pretty bad.

00:56:38.000 Sex trafficking, one cat of racketeering.

00:56:40.000 Who cares about racketeering?

00:56:41.000 Yeah, but you know how kidnapping is?

00:56:43.000 Yeah.

00:56:43.000 I know a guy who did time for kidnapping because during a fight, he picked up his girlfriend and moved her away from the door.

00:56:49.000 Right.

00:56:49.000 Or like she's in the car and she's like, let me out.

00:56:52.000 And you're like, well, I'm not going to let you out here, so we'll fucking keep driving.

00:56:56.000 Kidnapping.

00:56:59.000 McDonald's Happy Meal Box.

00:57:00.000 I got my kids' Happy Meals today.

00:57:02.000 Check out some of the families on this box.

00:57:04.000 I found this particularly sinister because it was part of a Find the Hidden Items game.

00:57:08.000 Like Find the Five Balloons, Find the Three Bumblebees.

00:57:11.000 Got to make sure the kids are looking real closely.

00:57:14.000 I wonder how long until we see Drag Queen toys.

00:57:18.000 Also, thanks for continuing to fight.

00:57:20.000 If it weren't for you, Shapiro and Peterson, I might have given up by now.

00:57:29.000 So gays, interracial gays.

00:57:32.000 Isn't it funny how when these artists draw interracial gay couples, they make the kids a mix of the two dads?

00:57:39.000 Oh, yeah, wait, what?

00:57:40.000 What?

00:57:42.000 So they have mulatto kids now?

00:57:44.000 Because he's white and he's black?

00:57:46.000 That's not how it works, guys.

00:57:48.000 Gays don't get pregnant in their butts.

00:57:51.000 And then you have these bitches who are being hidden because they are second-class citizens.

00:57:58.000 Like, not all cultures are the same.

00:58:00.000 Muslims covering their heads like that and men not having to is primitive.

00:58:06.000 It's a shitty culture.

00:58:08.000 Islam is a shitty culture.

00:58:11.000 It's not something we want kids to see and be happy about.

00:58:14.000 When you see a woman in a burqa, the proper reaction is, oh, fuck.

00:58:19.000 Sad.

00:58:20.000 You're seeing someone in chains.

00:58:21.000 No, it's my choice.

00:58:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:58:24.000 If it's your choice, choose not to wear it for one day and tell me how that works out for you.

00:58:31.000 The worst is when you see white women and they've converted.

00:58:36.000 You don't really see it in America.

00:58:38.000 Actually, you see some normal black girls who pick it up because Islam has taken off in prisons.

00:58:44.000 And I don't know, blacks think that being Christian is selling out a lot of the time.

00:58:49.000 So they chose Islam.

00:58:50.000 I mean, when I talk to Max and John in prison, this Muslim guy did that and this Muslim guy, it's always Muslims.

00:58:56.000 And they're never brown.

00:58:57.000 They're all races up there.

00:58:58.000 Anyway.

00:59:00.000 But when you see it in Britain and Australia, you see some smiling woman like she's like some MP and she changed.

00:59:11.000 She's like Sandra Maja Fahir.

00:59:15.000 You go, you fucking dummy.

00:59:18.000 Why would you go back in time?

00:59:22.000 Like, when did we do that?

00:59:24.000 A thousand years ago?

00:59:26.000 Fucking right-wing genocide.

00:59:30.000 Found people posting links to this subreddit in YouTube comment sections and then found this post among many others like it.

00:59:36.000 Nobody's attempting to radicalize other nobodies into right-wing genocide.

00:59:42.000 And then it says, I'm getting desperate.

00:59:44.000 Honestly, at this point, I feel that the only way to stop these right-wingers from ruining the world with their bigoted ideologies is to organize a nationwide genocide of conservatives.

00:59:54.000 Yeah.

00:59:55.000 The only way to save, to prevent death and destruction is to murder everyone.

01:00:04.000 Now I feel bad when the ghosts don't laugh.

01:00:07.000 Yeah.

01:00:08.000 That was funny, guys.

01:00:09.000 We just got to hope that they're like...

01:00:12.000 Yeah, fingers crossed.

01:00:13.000 I don't think they like pithy or witty.

01:00:16.000 They like more.

01:00:17.000 They're kind of dumb.

01:00:19.000 Maybe that's how they died.

01:00:20.000 Some fell on them.

01:00:21.000 They didn't install an AC right in the wind.

01:00:23.000 That's probably good, right?

01:00:26.000 But before that, the entire country needs to take a survey that asks about your political leanings and what you believe is right or wrong.

01:00:33.000 This is how we will choose who gets killed and who gets to live.

01:00:36.000 This is the only way we can stop this nationwide evil.

01:00:38.000 It's the only way we can protect people.

01:00:40.000 Yeah, this is how communists behave, and it leads to death and destruction.

01:00:45.000 This is what Mao decided when he killed 80 million.

01:00:49.000 This is what Stalin decided when he killed 40 million.

01:00:53.000 And Hitler, another socialist.

01:00:57.000 But this is what I was talking about with that basketball player.

01:01:00.000 I caught myself having this attitude of good rotten jail, bitch, because you don't agree with me.

01:01:07.000 And you took a niece.

01:01:08.000 You got to sit in a Russian prison, which must be amazing.

01:01:12.000 Pull up Moscow prison.

01:01:15.000 Like they'd ever show you the true picture, too.

01:01:19.000 Isn't there like a TV?

01:01:20.000 No, I'm not going to wish a decade of hell on someone because they made a political error and didn't like my guy.

01:01:33.000 Dear Gavin and Ryan, check out this video of a black Vietnamese hat-wearing street artist in Boston.

01:01:38.000 Have his resistance artwork ruined by some white people.

01:01:42.000 Watch from zero to 30 seconds in.

01:01:45.000 Funny photo at 50 seconds in.

01:01:47.000 Frankly, great clip he said he has.

01:01:49.000 That group allegedly attacked a man here near Copley Square on that Saturday afternoon.

01:01:54.000 The civil rights unit of Boston police is now investigating and leadership.

01:02:00.000 The assault is speaking out.

01:02:03.000 Another man Charles Morell evoking a song written long ago about African-American repression.

01:02:14.000 Now this Boston street artist was the victim of an assault.

01:02:17.000 I have always used art as a means of resistance.

01:02:21.000 Saturday, a group believed to be connected to Patriot Front, a designated hate group, paraded through the city of Boston, some carrying shields, their faces concealed, their shirts reading, Reclaim America.

01:02:33.000 I don't think these guys are feds anymore.

01:02:36.000 No time for hate.

01:02:37.000 Part of the assault on Morell captured in a photo.

01:02:40.000 He told police he was first shoved around, eventually knocked down, then hit and kicked.

01:02:46.000 Morel suffered cuts to his hand, his head and face requiring stitches.

01:02:50.000 I am appalled that even as a healer, I have to get my cup poured into in this incident.

01:02:59.000 But in this incident, I will continue to pour into others people's cup as a way to pour into colours.

01:03:03.000 Well, you know you're annoying when you find yourself siding with Patriot Friends.

01:03:10.000 Like, I don't, the picture is useless.

01:03:13.000 What happened?

01:03:14.000 Was he instigating it?

01:03:16.000 Did they just randomly go up to him and beat him?

01:03:18.000 You see, this is what the left wants so badly.

01:03:20.000 They want the Patriot Front to just go and hunt.

01:03:23.000 That's what they said about Proud Boys after the Max and John fight.

01:03:26.000 They said, they're going through the street beating up people that disagree with them.

01:03:29.000 Well, yeah, if those people are Antifa and they start the fight, sure.

01:03:34.000 Aren't you always fighting someone you disagree with?

01:03:39.000 Isn't that what the basis of all fights are?

01:03:42.000 I agree with you.

01:03:43.000 I guess sparring, you're fighting with someone you agree with.

01:03:47.000 Bell did not address the incident specifically, but hopes to use his art as a call to action in an upcoming concert on Copley Square.

01:03:55.000 And offering them a way to have a conversation about something this country has not opened up the dialogue yet.

01:04:02.000 Boston's black leaders say the city must do more to stop these people.

01:04:05.000 This country hasn't opened up a dialogue about slavery.

01:04:07.000 That's so true.

01:04:08.000 America never talks about racism and civil rights and all of our crimes and our history is past.

01:04:15.000 We should try that.

01:04:17.000 What do you think?

01:04:18.000 Like, maybe just once in school, they should mention that America had slaves and that we took this land from the Indians.

01:04:27.000 Don't you think?

01:04:28.000 Did that really happen or are you just making stuff up?

01:04:31.000 No.

01:04:32.000 Slaves?

01:04:33.000 There was the very beginning.

01:04:35.000 In 1619, you should read the 1619 project and you should read white fragility.

01:04:43.000 Like, you've got to educate yourself about this stuff.

01:04:45.000 So what happened was we brought slaves here around 1619.

01:04:49.000 I guess Christopher Columbus did it.

01:04:51.000 Right.

01:04:51.000 Oh, I remember Christopher Columbus.

01:04:54.000 Yeah.

01:04:54.000 Around this, right before that, we came in and the Indians were like, hello, welcome to the land.

01:05:00.000 Who are you, white man?

01:05:01.000 And we were like, whoa.

01:05:04.000 Killed them all.

01:05:05.000 That's fucked up.

01:05:06.000 Yeah.

01:05:06.000 And then we're like, we need buildings.

01:05:08.000 We need skyscrapers.

01:05:09.000 Right.

01:05:09.000 So we went to Africa and there was people that were like, and they would jump and they would play bongos, and they were, it was like a Wakanda meets Burning Man.

01:05:21.000 Nice.

01:05:22.000 It was beautiful.

01:05:23.000 They're friends with lions.

01:05:25.000 Right.

01:05:25.000 They're like on a lion, like, they eat the poop all over the place.

01:05:30.000 Right.

01:05:30.000 Then they show up like that elephant guy and they're like, hi, everybody.

01:05:34.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:05:35.000 Yeah.

01:05:36.000 But monkeys are friends and they're sharing bananas and it's beautiful.

01:05:41.000 And then we were just like, we'd shoot the mother and the baby and the guy would be like, what have you done?

01:05:49.000 And the tiger would be like, I want me to get them, boss.

01:05:52.000 And then we'd shoot the tiger.

01:05:54.000 It would just rot.

01:05:56.000 They'd go extinct.

01:05:57.000 We killed all the buffaloes, too.

01:05:59.000 The Indians were like, would you like some buffalo meat?

01:06:01.000 We're like, first you, then your gay buffalo.

01:06:04.000 Wow.

01:06:05.000 Yeah.

01:06:06.000 So then we took those guys, put them in a ship.

01:06:10.000 In a ship.

01:06:11.000 Basically emptied Africa.

01:06:12.000 We came up with this idea, by the way.

01:06:14.000 We called it Slaveri originally.

01:06:17.000 And then we built them.

01:06:18.000 We said, okay, get to work.

01:06:20.000 We use the N-word.

01:06:21.000 Get to work.

01:06:23.000 And they're like, okay, okay, please don't shoot us.

01:06:26.000 And they built the Empire State Building of everything.

01:06:29.000 This, this, everything.

01:06:32.000 And then...

01:06:32.000 That's crazy.

01:06:33.000 We treated them like shit, denied them no education.

01:06:36.000 I would like to be a lawyer.

01:06:37.000 I built your buildings now.

01:06:40.000 And we went, you ain't going to be no lawyer, boy.

01:06:43.000 That's happening right now.

01:06:45.000 That's happening right now.

01:06:45.000 Yeah, that part I see all the time.

01:06:47.000 And then if we catch them with a book, we're like, what the fuck?

01:06:49.000 Where'd you get this?

01:06:50.000 Please, please, I want to become an accountant.

01:06:53.000 I already did all the building you made me do.

01:06:58.000 And then just go to jail.

01:06:59.000 And then we sent them all to jail.

01:07:00.000 That's why I don't go to all black neighborhoods because I feel bad.

01:07:03.000 They're so skittish.

01:07:04.000 You walk by them and they're just like, they flinch.

01:07:07.000 Well, that's year generations and generations of trauma.

01:07:11.000 And they ask you if you want a dollar, be like, excuse me, can you have a dollar?

01:07:15.000 And you're like, no, I'm all right.

01:07:17.000 That's their culture.

01:07:18.000 And I feel like.

01:07:18.000 Because we took the nicest, sweetest guys and we killed them and brought them over here.

01:07:24.000 I forgot one part.

01:07:25.000 Britain was kind of involved in some of this, but they said, hey, guys, should we end slavery?

01:07:32.000 And we were like, out, there's the door.

01:07:35.000 Bye-bye.

01:07:36.000 Oh, that's why the split happened.

01:07:37.000 That's why they're...

01:07:38.000 Between the British and the...

01:07:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:41.000 Damn.

01:07:42.000 So we need to open a conversation.

01:07:44.000 Sure.

01:07:46.000 And address this.

01:07:47.000 And I think, so now the smartest thing to do is first tell everyone that, what I just told you.

01:07:53.000 It's oppression lore.

01:07:54.000 The oppression lore.

01:07:55.000 Make sure we know our history.

01:07:57.000 And then we should give all black people a million dollars each.

01:08:05.000 That's not bad.

01:08:08.000 And then that's still not going to solve it.

01:08:10.000 That's just like that'll try to get us back to zero base.

01:08:13.000 Right.

01:08:15.000 You know what I'll start with if we're doing conversations?

01:08:18.000 Let's see what happened with that guy.

01:08:20.000 Let's see your stitches.

01:08:22.000 I'm guessing, and I'm not defending Patriot Front.

01:08:25.000 I'm guessing he came at them and he had some dumb painting in his hand.

01:08:29.000 They said, get the fuck out of our face.

01:08:30.000 They maybe used a racial epithet.

01:08:32.000 And then he kept getting in their grill and they shoved him and his art fell.

01:08:36.000 And then that's when he put gauze on his finger and said, I got invisible stitches.

01:08:41.000 They call him Gazi Kozo.

01:08:44.000 Yeah, that picture kind of.

01:08:46.000 He's got his hand clamping on the other guy's face.

01:08:52.000 Maybe someone was minding their own business and got jumped.

01:08:56.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:08:57.000 That's just a convenient picture.

01:08:59.000 If you have one picture, so somebody took a picture and not a video?

01:09:02.000 Yeah.

01:09:03.000 Oh.

01:09:04.000 Yeah, that happens.

01:09:05.000 Where's the video?

01:09:07.000 There's video of everything.

01:09:10.000 There's a video of this right now.

01:09:12.000 I'm filming this.

01:09:13.000 Oh, shit.

01:09:15.000 Hey, guys, very rare occurrence, but this guy who knew the shooter had the balls to speak out and bring up the public a glimpse of reality.

01:09:22.000 And he says, as someone who studied psychology and has an unused master's degree in social work, I could tell when I saw the shooter's selfies at Trump rallies and his leftist Twitter likes that he is simply a disaffected 22-year-old.

01:09:34.000 He's disconnected from the rest of society, and those shock posts are just a way of acting out.

01:09:39.000 Just like the majority of Pepe memes, just like the punks in the 80s, just like Garj Kids in the 90s.

01:09:43.000 You'll notice that he's always alone at those Trump rallies and is wearing nonsense like a Where's Waldo costume as if to say, look where I am.

01:09:51.000 Has nothing to do with allegiance as any idiot can hold up a Trump or an Antifa flag.

01:09:55.000 Randy Newman sang the N-word a bunch of times.

01:09:58.000 I didn't make him racist.

01:10:00.000 If you watch any of Crimo's music videos, they're less inspiring than Corey Feldman.

01:10:06.000 And that might even be what he was going for.

01:10:07.000 It's lo-fi rap.

01:10:09.000 He may have known a few people who helped him produce this stuff, but he was likely a loner who hated his dad and never figured out life.

01:10:15.000 Right, so when I was shitting on video games earlier, I'm not talking about you playing them.

01:10:20.000 Or I know Anthony Coome loves Call of Duty.

01:10:22.000 I'm saying when one of these weirdos, Crimo, plays it for six hours, it has adverse effects.

01:10:34.000 See the video of him saying bye to the FBI?

01:10:36.000 Like, bye.

01:10:37.000 Bye, FBI guy.

01:10:39.000 But that's kind of a joke that I know people do.

01:10:44.000 Stop trying to find out whose team the bad guy is on.

01:10:47.000 He's on Team Lunatic.

01:10:49.000 Yeah, nobody claims this guy.

01:10:51.000 Yeah, if it comes to ISIS, you want to know what team they're on because that's a fastidious plan to destroy Western culture.

01:10:59.000 Convert or die.

01:11:00.000 That's different.

01:11:02.000 I will cool with him too, and he was definitely a troll, but for the most part, bro, was a chill rapper and we just smoked and made music.

01:11:09.000 Oh, he seems really chill.

01:11:11.000 Is he alive?

01:11:12.000 Did they shoot him?

01:11:13.000 I think they took him alive.

01:11:15.000 Right?

01:11:16.000 I saw that picture of him being arrested.

01:11:18.000 You know, they always complain about that in the hood.

01:11:20.000 They go, yo, Dylan Roof arrested.

01:11:22.000 This dude arrested.

01:11:23.000 Whenever there's a black shooter, he dead every single time.

01:11:27.000 And it's like the argument is that cops are like, finally, I get an excuse to shoot one of these.

01:11:34.000 No.

01:11:36.000 Ironically, most of the time the black guys do suicide death by cop, where they come at the cop shooting the whole time.

01:11:43.000 they don't want to be taken alive.

01:11:45.000 And part of that is because you've convinced them that cops are racist and they're going to kill them anyway.

01:11:50.000 And there's no sense in even trying because you're dead meat.

01:11:54.000 And I can't, I've talked to a lot of blocks.

01:11:56.000 They're like, every time I get in my car, I don't know if I'm coming home.

01:12:00.000 Where'd you...

01:12:01.000 Who got in there?

01:12:03.000 Did you wear headgear when you sparred?

01:12:05.000 Yes.

01:12:06.000 Was your forehead tender?

01:12:08.000 It wasn't.

01:12:09.000 I did a pretty good job blocking, honestly.

01:12:12.000 Yes.

01:12:14.000 But I was exhausted after round one.

01:12:17.000 Didn't go for round three.

01:12:22.000 Parsimony is usually the way to go.

01:12:24.000 What's parsimony mean again?

01:12:26.000 Parsimony?

01:12:28.000 Anyway.

01:12:29.000 Did you find a Moscow prison yet?

01:12:32.000 No.

01:12:32.000 Shockingly, there's not a lot of documentation on that.

01:12:36.000 But I remember there was a documentary about Moscow prison, and a woman was pregnant in there, and it was very fluffy and nice.

01:12:43.000 Yeah, see, that's the problem with these fucking Eastern Europeans.

01:12:47.000 People always tell me it's not communist anymore.

01:12:49.000 Okay, what is it?

01:12:50.000 Capitalist?

01:12:52.000 Brutal criminals.

01:12:57.000 Holds roughly 700 of Russia's most dangerous killers.

01:13:01.000 Rot there, because you took a knee.

01:13:03.000 Pedophiles.

01:13:07.000 To call them people, it makes your tongue bin backwards just to say it.

01:13:12.000 I have never felt any sympathy for them.

01:13:17.000 Nikolai Astankov is serving a life sentence for killing an entire family and burning their bodies in the forest.

01:13:32.000 If you constantly think about how you are here, what is waiting for you, that you won't ever get free, that you are left here alone, you simply won't make it.

01:13:45.000 Why would you want to make it?

01:13:48.000 Anyway, what's with people wanting Julian Assange pardoned?

01:13:52.000 He's a foreign agent.

01:13:54.000 We don't know what his true motives were.

01:13:55.000 He's Australian.

01:13:56.000 Australia is Marxist as fuck.

01:13:57.000 Send him back to whatever other country and let him rot.

01:14:00.000 He's not an American citizen.

01:14:01.000 He has zero rights to the First Amendment.

01:14:03.000 Do we let China's media steal our classified data?

01:14:06.000 Russian media?

01:14:06.000 Any country?

01:14:08.000 Trade Assange for Greiner.

01:14:10.000 That's the basketball player, right?

01:14:12.000 And Edward Snowden.

01:14:14.000 Execute Snowden.

01:14:16.000 Oh, at least shitbag Bradley Tranny Manning got some punishment and a dishonorable discharge.

01:14:22.000 If I would have done what they did when I was working with classified materials in the 80s, I would have been executed.

01:14:27.000 I have no sympathy for them.

01:14:29.000 They want sympathy?

01:14:30.000 It's in the dictionary between shit and syphilis.

01:14:36.000 Damn.

01:14:37.000 That's a good point.

01:14:38.000 Yeah.

01:14:40.000 That is a good point.

01:14:42.000 It's kind of like the opposite of the chick.

01:14:44.000 Even though you don't agree with her, you don't want her to go to prison.

01:14:47.000 It's like even though we agree with what he did by hacking our government, he's a foreign guy who hacked our government.

01:14:53.000 That's interesting.

01:14:54.000 Yeah.

01:14:54.000 Huh.

01:14:56.000 And but like the arguments are that he put people in jeopardy.

01:15:02.000 And the one against that is we want government transparency.

01:15:05.000 We want to know what these fuckers are up to.

01:15:06.000 I hate the government.

01:15:08.000 Is this...

01:15:09.000 I'm going to see if this is footage.

01:15:10.000 Is this the guy recording this?

01:15:13.000 Nazis out of Boston!

01:15:19.000 Nazis out of Boston!

01:15:20.000 Nazis out of Boston!

01:15:22.000 Nazis out of Boston!

01:15:23.000 Nazis out of Boston!

01:15:25.000 Nazis out of Boston!

01:15:26.000 Nazis out of Boston!

01:15:28.000 No, looks to be something else.

01:15:31.000 Because there were no shields there and there were shields in the other one.

01:15:36.000 Watch stealing gone run.

01:15:38.000 Guys, this one fucking guy sends me like five emails a day at least.

01:15:45.000 Gavin the Jap spent entire minutes trying to rate Nassim Pedrad out of 10 and I'm confounded.

01:15:52.000 In some videos, the proper measure, my gut is pushing 8.3 and other times it's like 5.

01:15:57.000 Some of the girls, especially like Middle Eastern or Indian girls, like Turkish and Iranians and East Indians, they're like these flashes, sparkles where they're a 10.

01:16:10.000 Right.

01:16:10.000 And then they can also just...

01:16:13.000 For me, it's like I feel like they have like a high tide and a low tide.

01:16:17.000 And their landscape of beauty changes depending on lighting, the amount of makeup, and how much salt they've eaten that day or something.

01:16:27.000 Like, because their nose can puff up, or it could be rather slim.

01:16:30.000 Like, it's weird.

01:16:30.000 Her specifically.

01:16:32.000 She looks kind of weird.

01:16:34.000 I've always thought she was pretty, but.

01:16:38.000 You know what's a good way to get over this is video.

01:16:42.000 Right, because that's one angle.

01:16:43.000 Yeah, because I'm seeing some pics where she looks like a cute, little petite, funny gal, and then other pics where she looks like someone's mushing her face.

01:16:58.000 I love how these white girls think they're a woman of color because they're from Iran or have a weird name.

01:17:03.000 She kind of looks like a dark crystal puppet.

01:17:06.000 Yeah, I'm seeing that.

01:17:07.000 Is this why they did it in the dark?

01:17:09.000 So we couldn't rate her.

01:17:11.000 What's with the lighting?

01:17:12.000 Yeah, what's for being here in person?

01:17:14.000 Of course.

01:17:15.000 Thanks for having me.

01:17:16.000 Thanks for giving me a reason to shower.

01:17:17.000 I can't hear shit.

01:17:18.000 And thank you for showering.

01:17:20.000 By the way, I watched your show and it is so fun.

01:17:23.000 The dark crystal, and it was so good.

01:17:25.000 It was such a strange show and so good.

01:17:28.000 I really think it's a fantastic show.

01:17:31.000 And I'll tell you.

01:17:31.000 This is the second time we've discussed this, Chick and showed this clip.

01:17:38.000 She plays a dude.

01:17:38.000 She plays like a dude.

01:17:41.000 What is going on?

01:17:42.000 Yeah, that should be the slogan.

01:17:43.000 What is going on?

01:17:44.000 What is going on?

01:17:45.000 Yeah.

01:17:45.000 Okay, so she's a...

01:17:48.000 This is a 6-point.

01:17:49.000 I was just like, I have to find out what's going on.

01:17:51.000 4.

01:17:52.000 6.5?

01:17:54.000 I heard in the fifth grade, so.

01:17:56.000 That's higher than a 6.

01:17:58.000 It's not a 7.

01:18:00.000 6.8.

01:18:01.000 This is her done-up and everything, man.

01:18:04.000 She's a 6-point.

01:18:05.000 She's not a 6.8.

01:18:06.000 You're nuts.

01:18:07.000 What's her name again?

01:18:08.000 Nassim Pedrad Bikini.

01:18:10.000 You theorized in this clip that Joe Biden is an alpha male.

01:18:14.000 I strongly disagree.

01:18:15.000 Remember that Bernie was ahead in the primaries before the DNC shoved Biden down everyone's throats?

01:18:19.000 Joe was never in charge.

01:18:20.000 He's simply an empty vessel.

01:18:21.000 Well, there's several Joes.

01:18:24.000 Like the Joe Biden who didn't want his kids in a racial jungle and was talking about throwing the book at everyone.

01:18:31.000 And what else did he say when he said he was hanging out with the Klan, Robert Bird?

01:18:36.000 That was an alpha.

01:18:37.000 He was evil.

01:18:38.000 I mean, the scams that he set up with his son involve hundreds of millions of dollars.

01:18:44.000 The guy was an alpha.

01:18:45.000 Now he's dead.

01:18:49.000 As for Joe's handlers, maybe you'll find an alpha male somewhere behind the scenes, but it's more likely that they're just depraved bottom, blah, blah, blah.

01:18:55.000 Biden gets angry, that doesn't make him an alpha.

01:18:57.000 So yeah, he's not a person anymore.

01:19:00.000 He's barely alive.

01:19:09.000 I think Greg Kelly was talking today about running for mayor of New York.

01:19:15.000 This is a gay for men video?

01:19:18.000 You know, wait a minute.

01:19:19.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:19:20.000 Yeah, stop.

01:19:21.000 Don't show that.

01:19:22.000 Okay.

01:19:24.000 That's the final video.

01:19:25.000 Okay.

01:19:26.000 So we don't play the gay for men bumper.

01:19:29.000 What?

01:19:30.000 We won't play the gay for men bumper.

01:19:32.000 Correct.

01:19:33.000 Okay.

01:19:36.000 July shooter vids.

01:19:38.000 Lots of talk today about the shooter, so I thought I'd offer you some fodder archive videos of the shooter's self-made rap content full of weird allusion to police shootouts, unrecorded love, and schizophrenia.

01:19:49.000 The wall by his bed is adorned solely with what looks like a laminated newspaper story of Lee Harvey Oswald's murder, high-powered rifle, rooftop.

01:19:56.000 I gotta find out if he's dead.

01:19:58.000 And do you want to click on that video?

01:20:01.000 Yeah, it linked to the front page, so I'm trying to look for it.

01:20:05.000 Oh, I hate when people do that.

01:20:07.000 War woman's clothing during the attack.

01:20:09.000 I'll open that one up.

01:20:11.000 Wait.

01:20:12.000 No, no.

01:20:12.000 I'm talking about the email that says July 4 shooters.

01:20:18.000 Oh, it's on the Donald.

01:20:20.000 Yeah.

01:20:21.000 But there's no...

01:20:22.000 People learn how to use the fucking internet, please.

01:20:24.000 There's no specific thing.

01:20:27.000 Here's one on him.

01:20:28.000 Thus, further the investigation and aid investigators.

01:20:32.000 One point I just want to clarify is Robert Cremo III.

01:20:35.000 He's 21.

01:20:36.000 He'll be 22 in September of this year, and he's a resident of Highwood.

01:20:42.000 So throughout the past 24 hours, investigators have spoken with numerous witnesses, some of the survivors.

01:20:48.000 They've had the opportunity to review numerous video clips, both from cell phone video recordings and fixed cameras in the area.

01:20:56.000 And they've conducted a number of other follow-up investigations.

01:21:00.000 And where we're at at this point in the investigation, and some of this is still preliminary, so is subject to change as we keep moving.

01:21:06.000 Yeah, he was apprehended at approximately 6:30 p.m. over eight hours after the shooting.

01:21:11.000 So I don't think he's not dead.

01:21:15.000 I need to just do it.

01:21:17.000 It is my destiny.

01:21:19.000 Everything has led up to this.

01:21:21.000 Nothing can stop me, not even myself.

01:21:24.000 Is there such thing as free will?

01:21:26.000 Or has this been planned out?

01:21:29.000 Yikes.

01:21:30.000 Theory.

01:21:31.000 It's not much of a rapper.

01:21:34.000 No.

01:21:36.000 Okay, let's fucking jag out the fucking vinyl mid.

01:21:57.000 I told you I just crammed this episode together on a shoestring.

01:22:03.000 So that Gay for Men video is the final video.

01:22:05.000 I didn't have a final video ready.

01:22:09.000 Let's see it.

01:22:10.000 What's he doing?

01:22:10.000 Making flour?

01:22:12.000 He's got some hay there?

01:22:18.000 So first what you...

01:22:22.000 Is this how you make wool?

01:22:30.000 This looks hard.

01:22:32.000 Might be a really harsh blow-up doll?

01:22:37.000 This is how you make it.

01:22:38.000 They call me Splinter Dick.

01:22:39.000 This is how you make black ladies' hair?

01:22:45.000 What the fuck is he making?

01:22:47.000 Wool.

01:22:48.000 A mess.

01:22:51.000 Is this like sweaters?

01:22:55.000 Oh, so then you weave it into a...

01:22:57.000 So how you make string?

01:22:59.000 How do they make car string?

01:23:00.000 This is yarn.

01:23:02.000 Yarn.

01:23:07.000 Jesus, that looks like a pain in the ass.

01:23:09.000 May you just go buy some?

01:23:11.000 I'll pay for it.

01:23:12.000 I tried to conceive of how they make car bodies in a factory, like how they tell the machines to contour the metal, and I'm like, I'm done.

01:23:19.000 Too hard.

01:23:21.000 This is sick.

01:23:22.000 What are you guys doing?

01:23:24.000 This is insane.

01:23:27.000 And why are you wearing a suit?

01:23:31.000 This looks hard.

01:23:35.000 You guys almost done?

01:23:37.000 Maybe Pendleton isn't expensive.

01:23:40.000 Looks like about a fair price.

01:23:42.000 We're almost ready with our first piece of string.

01:23:46.000 Okay, then we put it on this thing.

01:23:49.000 Then we combine them all to make a rope.

01:23:54.000 Oh.

01:24:01.000 Jesus.

01:24:06.000 Almost ready there, bud?

01:24:10.000 So now he's going to make what?

01:24:12.000 Then he hangs himself with a noose.

01:24:15.000 There, I made some rope.

01:24:16.000 The longest suicide ever recorded.

01:24:18.000 Dude, don't bother doing that.

01:24:20.000 Next time, just buy some from Home Depot.

01:24:22.000 It's at Home Depot, dude.

01:24:26.000 So yeah, tomorrow we're with Aunt Compound Censored.

01:24:32.000 And Thursday is the live show.

01:24:33.000 Maddie will be here.

01:24:34.000 I'm trying to get a new whackpacker.

01:24:37.000 She's been sending me emojis of mailboxes and little kids.

01:24:40.000 I don't know what's going on with her, but we'll see.

01:24:42.000 And then Friday, of course, will be a normal show.

01:24:45.000 We've got a lot of shows planned, live shows.

01:24:47.000 We're going to do Vegas, Westfest.

01:24:50.000 We're going to do Dallas.

01:24:52.000 And I think there's a Long Island show or maybe a New York show.

01:24:56.000 Hope no one gets arrested.

01:24:58.000 So stay tuned.

01:24:59.000 Lots of exciting stuff from the horizon.

01:25:01.000 Happy July 4th.

01:25:02.000 Let's get back to work.

01:25:03.000 We had our fun.

01:25:05.000 And if you are going back to work, remember, be yourself.

01:25:09.000 Be honest.

01:25:10.000 And even if that means that you lose your job, you got to be you.

01:25:15.000 So get fired.

01:25:16.000 Get in trouble.

01:25:16.000 Be brave.

01:25:17.000 And never stop fighting.

01:25:41.000 Bye-bye.

01:25:47.000 Don't watch it.

01:25:59.000 So you say.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 05, 2022

S4EP138 - BLAME VIDEO GAMES

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