Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4EP139

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Long with Devin Gibbon.

00:00:47.000 That's the partisans.

00:00:49.000 I think they're from Wales.

00:00:51.000 Punk band late 70s, early 80s.

00:00:54.000 40 years old today.

00:00:57.000 That song is 40 years old today.

00:01:00.000 What the fuck?

00:01:03.000 I remember them when I was a little kid.

00:01:07.000 When I was a 10-year-old.

00:01:09.000 They had a chick in the band.

00:01:10.000 And the cool thing about punk with chicks was it was like a don't ask, don't tell.

00:01:16.000 Like, they rewrite punk history and they go, X-Ray Specs were the first band or what's that other?

00:01:23.000 Vice Squad.

00:01:24.000 Vice Squad had a female singer and she was breaking new ground and no one had done that yet.

00:01:30.000 And you're like, no one gave a fuck that Wendy O. Williams of the Plasmatics was female.

00:01:36.000 It wasn't a thing.

00:01:37.000 It's just like fucking Bruce Springsteen and Barack Obama going, you know, Clarence Clemens up on that stage.

00:01:44.000 You know, they're all cheering for him, and those same people be calling him the N-word in the local bar.

00:01:50.000 You're from Hawaii, dude.

00:01:51.000 You don't understand America.

00:01:53.000 Fuck you.

00:01:55.000 But I was thinking that too, because Vice was seen as a place of toxic masculinity.

00:02:01.000 And it wasn't ever that.

00:02:03.000 When I was there, the roots were punk rock.

00:02:07.000 So the chicks were like part of the gang.

00:02:11.000 What's one too?

00:02:12.000 Is that a picture of them?

00:02:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:15.000 Go to the next one.

00:02:18.000 Luis, that was her name, the bassist.

00:02:21.000 Look up pictures of them, the partisans.

00:02:26.000 And it was just like chicks were around.

00:02:28.000 There wasn't, you know, it wasn't like grabbing asses or anything.

00:02:32.000 Everyone was cool with each other because that was the punk scene.

00:02:34.000 That's what it was like.

00:02:36.000 And then they went woke and started having trans rules and everything.

00:02:41.000 Yeah, that's a good picture of them on the left.

00:02:44.000 And that's when they got called toxic masculinity.

00:02:47.000 Because when you invite these demons into your home, they start destroying your home.

00:02:52.000 So the more woke you get, the more you get accused of racism and sexism.

00:02:56.000 Because you have these affirmative action hires who are there based on their race and their gender and their sexual preference.

00:03:04.000 So what are they going to do?

00:03:05.000 Make everything about race, gender, and sexual preference.

00:03:09.000 And that's boring.

00:03:11.000 Just so you know.

00:03:13.000 Like that guy I had a fight with upstate who stormed, literally ran out of the restaurant.

00:03:18.000 I was talking to someone else about it the next day because it was the hottest gossip in town, very small town, Berryville, New York.

00:03:26.000 And he said, I don't know, it's his problem.

00:03:28.000 He thinks the Prowboys are homophobic or something.

00:03:32.000 And I'm like, faggots have got to come to terms with the fact that we don't care about you.

00:03:38.000 Sorry.

00:03:39.000 It's not a phobia.

00:03:41.000 It's an apathy.

00:03:42.000 It's a total lack of care.

00:03:45.000 Okay?

00:03:46.000 Well, that is a very unfortunate situation.

00:03:49.000 Lose that mouse.

00:03:51.000 I was going to do the Viagra Boys.

00:03:53.000 They just released their new album 17 hours ago.

00:03:57.000 So 12 hours ago, one in the...

00:04:00.000 So, yeah.

00:04:03.000 In the morning.

00:04:04.000 Who fucking cares?

00:04:05.000 But it's...

00:04:06.000 They're one of the greatest bands.

00:04:07.000 We're really living in a zenith time.

00:04:10.000 If I was like a DJ right now, I would be very excited about my job.

00:04:16.000 Especially if I was an Australian DJ.

00:04:18.000 These guys are whatever they are, Swedish or something.

00:04:22.000 But the quality is just amazing.

00:04:24.000 And the amazing thing about music is, how do you keep coming up with new shit?

00:04:30.000 Like with painting, I think it's kind of done, right?

00:04:32.000 We've done every kind of painting we can have.

00:04:35.000 And you'd think the same would be true of like rock or punk or whatever this is.

00:04:39.000 But no, it just keeps getting more awesome.

00:04:58.000 I'm the only person in my neighborhood with tattoos.

00:05:03.000 I don't mean like this many tattoos.

00:05:06.000 I mean any tattoos.

00:05:09.000 And that's never been the case.

00:05:11.000 From 1988 to when I moved to the Burbs in 2015, I always had like the normal amount of tattoos compared to people around me.

00:05:20.000 And then one day, boom, you're a circus freak.

00:05:25.000 In the news, James Kahn is dead.

00:05:28.000 Front page of the post.

00:05:30.000 I don't really give a shit when old celebrities die.

00:05:33.000 I'm like, you had a good run.

00:05:34.000 You were an elf and the godfather.

00:05:38.000 Bye.

00:05:39.000 Bye-bye.

00:05:42.000 And I don't give a fuck about this guy being killed because he was a psychotic asshole career criminal who attacked this innocent old Dominican man because he didn't give away free food, free chips, which is...

00:05:56.000 That's the way it works.

00:05:58.000 I just saw this woman who's actually going to be in racism, but talk about black people behaving badly.

00:06:08.000 This is 3-3.

00:06:10.000 She goes to get a burrito.

00:06:12.000 She's a fat hippopotamus of a woman, so she devours it in one bite.

00:06:18.000 And then she comes back and goes, that was gross.

00:06:22.000 I want a new one.

00:06:23.000 And they go, well, give us the one you don't like.

00:06:25.000 Like, I could shit it out.

00:06:27.000 I already ate it.

00:06:28.000 They go, well, we can't just give you a new one.

00:06:30.000 And if it's gross, why do you want another one?

00:06:32.000 And she goes, fuck you.

00:06:33.000 Starts screaming at them.

00:06:37.000 None of them speak English, by the way.

00:06:40.000 Every time I see these things, like the fry one we were talking about yesterday, we showed that on Compound, right?

00:06:46.000 With the girls trashing the fry place.

00:06:48.000 We showed that on this show, too.

00:06:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:50.000 I'm just like, pepper spray.

00:06:53.000 I know you don't want to punch it.

00:06:55.000 But if you could just give her a dose.

00:06:57.000 What if you had an item in your store that everybody carried that's a hot sauce?

00:07:02.000 And it just so happens to aerosol spray out.

00:07:06.000 And then that's your way of getting around.

00:07:08.000 It's not pepper spray, it's pepper sauce.

00:07:10.000 They're obviously going to use that on you when they're losing their shit and trashing the joint, Ryan.

00:07:14.000 No, no, no, you wouldn't have it.

00:07:15.000 That's only for the chef.

00:07:16.000 Okay, well, just get pepper spray.

00:07:18.000 That sounds a little easier.

00:07:20.000 No.

00:07:22.000 But here's some really bad news.

00:07:24.000 And I do care about this.

00:07:25.000 He was only 67.

00:07:26.000 Shinzo Abe, the prime minister of Japan, their longest-running prime minister, shot with a gun.

00:07:34.000 What?

00:07:35.000 But Japan has the strictest gun laws in the world.

00:07:39.000 They don't have guns there.

00:07:40.000 It's an island.

00:07:41.000 They don't let guns in.

00:07:43.000 Yeah, he made one with duct tape and fucking firecrackers.

00:07:51.000 Look at this terrible Secret Service.

00:07:54.000 There's the second one.

00:07:55.000 They got him.

00:07:57.000 He's dying now.

00:07:58.000 Look, the Secret Service didn't even put down their briefcase.

00:08:02.000 Look, he's holding...

00:08:02.000 Two Secret Service guys are holding onto their briefcases.

00:08:06.000 That's pathetic.

00:08:09.000 How did this guy get so close to the Prime Minister?

00:08:13.000 And why didn't they tackle him the second they heard the shot?

00:08:16.000 Look.

00:08:17.000 Did you see that?

00:08:18.000 One of them's just holding up his briefcase.

00:08:22.000 That's helping.

00:08:24.000 Look at that.

00:08:26.000 World's worst secret service.

00:08:29.000 Holy fuck.

00:08:30.000 Ancient Chinese secret service.

00:08:35.000 I saw...

00:08:37.000 Jack Bisobic was saying, the secret service in America is so overtrained that they practice water combat.

00:08:45.000 So if you're in a plane and it crashes and there's terrorists on jet skis who show up to kill you, you can fight them from the water.

00:08:55.000 But this obviously was reminiscent of Otoya Yamaguchi.

00:09:00.000 That was the talk I did where we celebrated this assassination and all my friends went to jail because Antifa showed up and they beat them up.

00:09:08.000 And you're not allowed to beat up the DNC's paramilitary wing.

00:09:13.000 No, not allowed.

00:09:16.000 But Ryan played the part of that socialist that we just saw get stabbed.

00:09:21.000 And I was Otoya Yamaguchi.

00:09:23.000 Now, why is one assassination funny and the other sad?

00:09:27.000 Because the guy you just showed in black and white isn't a person.

00:09:30.000 He's a communist.

00:09:32.000 So it's okay to kill communists.

00:09:35.000 It's not okay to kill Shinzo-Abe because he was one of our greatest allies when it comes to fighting communism.

00:09:44.000 There we are.

00:09:45.000 I'm wearing chinky glasses.

00:09:47.000 Even like BuzzFeed and Daily Beast, they were mad about the glasses.

00:09:50.000 He wore racist glasses.

00:09:54.000 They're fucking comedy glasses, guys.

00:09:57.000 Relax.

00:09:59.000 But yeah, that guy was Japanese saying Yahoo because communism is an evil force that Japan has managed to hold back.

00:10:07.000 I mean, it does have a lot of socialist policies.

00:10:09.000 The murderers have to make their own guns.

00:10:13.000 But you're up against China.

00:10:20.000 China.

00:10:21.000 And China is asshole.

00:10:23.000 So if Japan can hold back China for that long, it's commendable.

00:10:28.000 And he did.

00:10:28.000 What a great ally.

00:10:30.000 What a sad loss.

00:10:31.000 Go back to the original New York Post article.

00:10:34.000 You can see the gun he made.

00:10:35.000 It's bizarre looking.

00:10:38.000 No, up.

00:10:40.000 No, down, down, down, down, down, yep, yep, yep.

00:10:43.000 No, up, up, up, nope, up, no, that's down, that's down.

00:10:46.000 Up, up, yep.

00:10:48.000 A little more, a little more.

00:10:50.000 Stop, duck, duck, duck, dump, duck, duck.

00:10:51.000 Made his own crude musket style gun.

00:10:57.000 Homemade gun.

00:10:59.000 So apparently gun laws don't work after all.

00:11:03.000 Look at that fucking thing.

00:11:05.000 That's like the kind of thing my son would make back before he became a baseball zombie and he was creative.

00:11:13.000 Before he got his gun.

00:11:15.000 So all we know is this is a disgruntled vet.

00:11:20.000 But just a lunatic.

00:11:23.000 Here's something fun.

00:11:24.000 I have not watched this yet.

00:11:27.000 I wanted to watch it with the baby monsters together.

00:11:30.000 Oh, speaking of baby monsters, I have a great name for our comedy tour.

00:11:34.000 We've already used it, but it's called Cognitive Dissidence.

00:11:38.000 Not dissonance, dissidents.

00:11:41.000 You have to see it.

00:11:43.000 But we are like dissidents of the brain.

00:11:46.000 We are thought criminals.

00:11:50.000 So that'll be the name of the tour.

00:11:52.000 Setting up the New York dates now.

00:11:54.000 Really hoping no one gets arrested at those.

00:12:01.000 Yeah, so Tucker Carlson was on with this guy.

00:12:04.000 He was the editor of BuzzFeed, and then the New York Times scooped him up because BuzzFeed and the New York Times have become the same thing.

00:12:11.000 You're going to find this hard to believe, but this man is not gay.

00:12:14.000 He's an Upper West Side Jew from New York City who's born with a silver spoon, gone to all the Ivy League schools, and he's typical of the New York elites when it comes to his demeanor.

00:12:27.000 And that can be very low T. This man is actually not gay, which I know.

00:12:34.000 You're going to find this hard to believe.

00:12:36.000 So he thought he'd take on Tucker Carlson, who is one of the straightest people in the world.

00:12:42.000 Talking about black hair.

00:12:44.000 Remember we were talking about the crown rule and how black women had to fight just for the right to grow their own hair because they keep getting fired for hairdos?

00:12:52.000 No, you keep getting told you can't have a clown head.

00:12:55.000 And someone pointed out, yeah, Tucker Carlson, when he went to Fox, where was he before that?

00:13:02.000 CNN or something?

00:13:04.000 They made him cut his hair because it was too long.

00:13:06.000 it didn't look professional.

00:13:08.000 We all got parameters.

00:13:10.000 I'm wearing a fucking thing choking me here.

00:13:12.000 By the way, this suit is Anita Fashions linen suit.

00:13:16.000 I wore it yesterday to a getter rooftop party, sun beating down.

00:13:22.000 Wore it today, running errands.

00:13:25.000 It could not be more breathable.

00:13:28.000 You can kind of see my tattoos a little bit if you really look, but my nipples.

00:13:33.000 But this linen in the summer is a god.

00:13:36.000 Whoever invented that, I would like to give you 40 bucks.

00:13:41.000 You are a god, sir.

00:13:43.000 Thank you for inventing linen.

00:13:45.000 It's fucking awesome.

00:13:48.000 Sorry, that's 17 tangents.

00:13:50.000 It's just before we show you that you can't cuck the tuck.

00:13:56.000 Tucker.

00:13:56.000 Wow.

00:13:57.000 Nice closet.

00:14:00.000 Ladies and gentlemen.

00:14:01.000 And I'm glad you agreed to join us.

00:14:05.000 Someone just texted me and said you were pretty tough with Taylor Lorenz, which I was heartened to hear, but it's easy to hurt her feelings.

00:14:13.000 So I hope you'll check.

00:14:15.000 I'm just hoping you'll let me ask questions and not steamroll me because you're a professional and I'm not.

00:14:21.000 You're a tough one, Ben.

00:14:23.000 But I have been watching your show a lot, and you spend a lot of time laughing about labels that are thrown at you.

00:14:31.000 Can you stop?

00:14:31.000 Racist, white.

00:14:33.000 So this is, and Chris Plant was talking about this this morning.

00:14:38.000 This is the when did you stop beating your wife thing.

00:14:41.000 So I'm going to come across as totally objective and innocent and just say white supremacist, white nationalist, replacement theory, racist, most racist thing in the world.

00:14:52.000 But it's in an interrogative.

00:14:54.000 It's just a question.

00:14:55.000 I'm not saying anything.

00:14:56.000 This is what other people say.

00:14:58.000 I'm not saying it.

00:14:59.000 You've been perceived as a rapist, a child molester, someone who fucks kids in the ass.

00:15:06.000 What do you say to those allegations?

00:15:07.000 Are they true?

00:15:10.000 At that point, you just fight the guy, right?

00:15:13.000 Well, that would be more objective because you're like, is that true?

00:15:17.000 They would usually be like, so when you fuck kids, how do you do it?

00:15:21.000 How do you feel?

00:15:22.000 No, I think he does like the, is that true?

00:15:24.000 Are you really a Nazi?

00:15:25.000 That's fair.

00:15:27.000 Supremacist, the most host of the most racist show in the history of cable television.

00:15:33.000 Actually, I'd rather not ask you about the labels, but sort of give you an opportunity to talk about.

00:15:36.000 Did you see that?

00:15:39.000 So you've been called the host of the most racist show in the history of television.

00:15:42.000 But I don't want to get into that.

00:15:44.000 I just want to make sure it's on the record.

00:15:46.000 Like, if this was in a courtroom, they would strike that from the...

00:15:49.000 Objection, Your Honor.

00:15:51.000 What you believe.

00:15:54.000 And to begin with, do you believe white people are superior to other races?

00:15:58.000 No, of course not.

00:15:59.000 Stop.

00:16:00.000 And the funny thing is...

00:16:01.000 You know what's funny about that question is that's what they think we are.

00:16:07.000 They think we are one-drop Klansmen.

00:16:10.000 In other words, we want America to be 100% white.

00:16:13.000 We want all of the races to leave.

00:16:15.000 And by all of the races, we mean anyone who even has the slightest Lebanese name.

00:16:20.000 Ryan's got to go.

00:16:22.000 They believe that about us.

00:16:24.000 And then they mock us for that.

00:16:26.000 So they'll have some like ugly hillbilly and they'll go, yeah, superior race, my ass.

00:16:32.000 This is who they think is beautiful and smarter than fucking Halle Berry.

00:16:37.000 You're like, you're strawman.

00:16:40.000 Straw man, folks.

00:16:42.000 White supremacy.

00:16:44.000 It's so, remember that children's book that said many a hundred years ago or whatever, many hundreds of years ago, white people came up with the concept of race, and they decided they were better looking and smarter than the other races.

00:16:57.000 Yeah, three people think that.

00:17:01.000 Go ahead.

00:17:06.000 Let me just stop with the yes-no question there, and just to put it a little differently before you respond, which is do you think that white people have more of a claim to be superior in any way?

00:17:18.000 Do you think that white people have some claim on America that people of other races don't?

00:17:22.000 Of course not.

00:17:22.000 I mean, first of all, I'm a Christian, so I think God made everybody, and therefore everyone has equal value in his eyes.

00:17:28.000 That's the essential value of every person is that.

00:17:31.000 This is the problem with this moron's fucking reasoning.

00:17:34.000 American citizens have more claim to America than immigrants do.

00:17:41.000 That's a fact.

00:17:42.000 And when we say American citizens, we are also, there is also a bias to cultural Westerners.

00:17:50.000 So, if there is a second generation American named Rajiv Shabad, he has more claim on this country than a white Russian who just moved here and speaks with an accent.

00:18:03.000 Than his parents even, to some degree.

00:18:07.000 Why?

00:18:07.000 Because he was born here.

00:18:08.000 If his parents immigrated.

00:18:10.000 Sure, right.

00:18:11.000 Yeah, so his parents should go back to India?

00:18:13.000 No, but they have more claim.

00:18:14.000 They're more American.

00:18:15.000 No, they've been here longer, Ryan.

00:18:16.000 Can you please stop interrupting the show with your garbage ideas?

00:18:21.000 Jesus, age Christ.

00:18:25.000 So the problem with this guy is he hears that.

00:18:29.000 He doesn't hear the Rajiv Russian analogy.

00:18:32.000 And he goes, well, he says Americans have more of a claim on this than, say, illegal Mexicans.

00:18:38.000 The first group is predominantly white.

00:18:41.000 The second group is all Mexican.

00:18:43.000 Therefore, you're a white supremacist and you think whites are better and they deserve more.

00:18:48.000 It's junior high logic.

00:18:51.000 No, the fact that the majority of Americans happen to be white is not the argument.

00:18:56.000 The argument is it's America first.

00:18:59.000 And America includes legal assimilated Americans of all races.

00:19:06.000 If 60 to 70% of them are white, that's not the point.

00:19:09.000 That's irrelevant.

00:19:11.000 Drop it, you fucking losers.

00:19:14.000 And this guy is well-educated.

00:19:16.000 His dad's a judge.

00:19:17.000 Like he's been, he's overeducated in a sense, and he has that kind of a shit for brains.

00:19:24.000 But the idea that I harbor some sort of deep racial animus is like, I mean, I think there are a lot of criticisms you could level at me.

00:19:33.000 I think sometimes I overstate the case, I get pissed, I can be very nasty.

00:19:38.000 You've been on the receiving end of that.

00:19:40.000 I know you can vouch for that.

00:19:42.000 But the idea that I'm a, you know, that I, I mean, if you were to look at my texts or listen to my personal conversations or read my mind, you would find no instance where I'm like, I'm mad at black people.

00:19:55.000 100% of the people that I'm mad at are well-educated white liberals.

00:20:03.000 In my mind, the sort of archetype, the person I don't like is like a 38-year-old female white lawyer with a barren personal life.

00:20:11.000 That's who yells at me on airplanes.

00:20:13.000 And so I always say people, like you're racist.

00:20:15.000 Okay, before, okay, let me.

00:20:17.000 We're going to get to that in feminism.

00:20:19.000 Amanda Marcott is a perfect example of that.

00:20:22.000 Mad at Black People, like, what are you talking about?

00:20:26.000 Let me show you.

00:20:27.000 Let me guess, let me show you.

00:20:28.000 Did you say fuck you?

00:20:30.000 I hope so.

00:20:31.000 But you're racist.

00:20:32.000 Okay, before, okay, let me.

00:20:34.000 Sylvia, I'm not mad at black people, like, what are you talking about?

00:20:39.000 Let me show you.

00:20:41.000 Let me show you, I think, why people react this way.

00:20:42.000 I think we have a clip I just wanted to show you.

00:20:45.000 Sydney, can you play that?

00:20:48.000 In political terms, this policy is called the Great Replacement, the replacement of legacy Americans with more obedient people from faraway countries.

00:20:57.000 So, Tucker, what's a legacy American?

00:21:01.000 People who were born here, black people, white people, Hispanic people, Asian people, people who are citizens, people who participated, hold on, generationally in our system.

00:21:14.000 And a lot of them don't buy the program of the modern Democratic Party because it doesn't serve them.

00:21:20.000 And so the center of the Democratic electoral strategy going forward, I'm not guessing, they talk about it constantly.

00:21:28.000 You're a journalist, you must have noticed, is to bring in new people who will vote for them.

00:21:33.000 Now, do you think?

00:21:35.000 Let me just finish, if you don't mind.

00:21:37.000 This is not something that I made up or found on the internet.

00:21:39.000 I don't even really go on the internet.

00:21:42.000 This is something that Democrats, including the architect of Obama's last victory, have talked about at great lengths in pieces, monographs, on television.

00:21:51.000 They've written books about.

00:21:52.000 So this is not like some crackpot allele when you talk about it.

00:21:56.000 This is the central strategy of the Democratic Party.

00:21:58.000 So to be like, I can't have it.

00:22:00.000 So Ben Smith here is trying to bait him into talking about the Jews will not replace as Charlottesville shit because their allegation is we're petrified that we'll be the minority one day.

00:22:13.000 No, no.

00:22:15.000 We're petrified that Americans will be the minority one day.

00:22:20.000 And people who speak without accents will be the minority one day.

00:22:26.000 The word replacements in both of those things, though.

00:22:29.000 And by the way, you guys brag about this, the Browning of America and how whites will be a minority.

00:22:36.000 You love it.

00:22:37.000 And then when we go, we don't love it, you go, you don't love what?

00:22:41.000 I didn't say anything.

00:22:45.000 I was talking about that.

00:22:46.000 You talked about generational investment.

00:22:48.000 How many generations makes you a legacy of America?

00:22:51.000 I'm just saying people who live here now.

00:22:53.000 Including the people who are in the world.

00:22:57.000 Do you have any empathy for somebody who sees that clip, somebody whose parents are from India, from China, who are Jewish, and say, wow, I don't think I just see that clip.

00:23:06.000 Jewish.

00:23:07.000 And I don't really think this guy includes me in his vision of America.

00:23:10.000 Sort of.

00:23:11.000 Isn't that amazing that he injected Jewish into that?

00:23:16.000 So when, like, Jews haven't been here for a long time?

00:23:21.000 So when he says, the implication there is that when Tucker says legacy Americans, real Americans, he doesn't mean Jews.

00:23:28.000 Like, that's fucking Antifa shit.

00:23:31.000 This guy has the brain of a 16-year-old punk rock chick.

00:23:38.000 No, I don't have any, as you said, empathy for people who...

00:23:43.000 Do you understand why they might be aware of that?

00:23:44.000 Please let me, if you don't mind, if I could finish.

00:23:47.000 I have no empathy for people who derive their judgments about anything from 30-second clips on media matters.

00:23:54.000 I do an hour live every single night.

00:23:57.000 If you want to know what I think, I don't know that there's anyone who's more transparent about it than I am.

00:24:01.000 Not all of my views are correct.

00:24:03.000 Not all of them are attractive.

00:24:04.000 You may laugh at some of them.

00:24:05.000 You may be offended by others, but I'm very clear about what I think.

00:24:08.000 I believe that people are not the sum total of their genetics.

00:24:13.000 I say that constantly.

00:24:14.000 And as a Christian, I really mean it.

00:24:15.000 I actually buy the kind of Dr. Seuss, please, version of race understanding, which is judge a person by what he does, not by how he looks.

00:24:26.000 I actually believe that.

00:24:26.000 I do things like California in the 70s.

00:24:28.000 And I say it constantly.

00:24:30.000 You do, but you see.

00:24:30.000 And yet somehow, talk your life.

00:24:32.000 And I guess the thing that, you know, you have an hour every night, as you said.

00:24:35.000 And I'll just second that.

00:24:36.000 I want to move on to some other questions.

00:24:38.000 Okay, don't filibuster me.

00:24:43.000 But you are misunderstood, perhaps, in your view, a lot then, both by, as you said, in the New York Times, but also you keep having sort of explicit white supremacists who have, you know, on secret message boards who work for you.

00:24:58.000 I know this has been very painful for you in some cases.

00:25:01.000 I've never even met a white supremacist.

00:25:03.000 You have folks who have posted, you have a large number of people, Scott Breer, Blake Neff.

00:25:08.000 I'm just curious why you've been sort of flypaper for these people on your staff.

00:25:11.000 I'm not sure you're not asking me a question.

00:25:13.000 That was the question.

00:25:14.000 Why have you been flypapered for these racists?

00:25:18.000 I've never had a white supremacist work for me.

00:25:20.000 I don't think I've ever talked to a white supremacist.

00:25:23.000 Please let me finish.

00:25:24.000 And I don't want to fight about labels.

00:25:25.000 Hold on, so now I'm not sure what that means.

00:25:28.000 I know that it's a slur.

00:25:30.000 It's the worst thing one can be.

00:25:32.000 I don't really understand the terms, but let me just say that.

00:25:34.000 You had to let people go who said objectively.

00:25:37.000 Well, now, Ben, I believe that people are not defined by their race, any race.

00:25:43.000 Black, white, Asian.

00:25:45.000 Pick a race.

00:25:46.000 Yeah, people are.

00:25:47.000 See, this is again the all dogs are mammals, all cats are mammals, all dogs are not cats.

00:25:51.000 Why are you a fly paper to racists?

00:25:53.000 You know what's a fly paper to white nationalists working out?

00:25:57.000 They think it's good to get in shape and pump iron and get pumped.

00:26:03.000 Ryan and I were working out this morning.

00:26:06.000 We also work out regularly.

00:26:10.000 How can you have such adolescent logic and be sitting?

00:26:15.000 How can you have any kind of a podium or a mouthpiece, a microphone on you when you don't understand junior high logic?

00:26:25.000 You had someone to work for you who was on a racist message board?

00:26:29.000 Can you imagine if these fucking losers applied the same kind of fine-tooth comb to any of their other allies, like Palestinians, like American blacks, like fucking any of the dogmatic anti-life feminists that they lie in bed with?

00:26:49.000 I mean, the shit they say, the racist shit they say about Clarence Thomas, all this stuff.

00:26:54.000 But there's a rumor that someone who worked for Tucker once went on a message board, unverified?

00:27:01.000 Wow.

00:27:02.000 What a racist he might, what fly paper he must be.

00:27:05.000 Fine, their value derives from, A, the fact they were created by God.

00:27:09.000 I believe that.

00:27:10.000 Maybe you don't.

00:27:10.000 I do.

00:27:12.000 And B, by what they do, by the choices they make, by who they are.

00:27:16.000 They have agency.

00:27:17.000 They're not part of some larger group.

00:27:20.000 They're individuals.

00:27:21.000 I believe in the individual.

00:27:23.000 And I say that virtually every night.

00:27:25.000 Now, if you don't hear that, or if you, for whatever reason, want to claim that I'm some racist, I don't know what to say to you.

00:27:34.000 Do you see the fidgeting, by the way?

00:27:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:36.000 Just look at the left screen.

00:27:37.000 He's made a piece of origami in his hand.

00:27:40.000 It's like an accordion by now.

00:27:43.000 It's got 37 folds in it.

00:27:45.000 The blinking, the licking, the lips.

00:27:46.000 He's so nervous that what he's doing is when he's done a question, he folds it away so he won't have to go through it again.

00:27:53.000 Just use your pen and cross it out like I do.

00:27:56.000 Individual.

00:27:56.000 At the end of it, he's going to be like, so Tucker, pick one.

00:28:00.000 Racist?

00:28:01.000 You are my friend.

00:28:03.000 I love you.

00:28:05.000 Now, what will you say to this swan that I've created?

00:28:12.000 I believe in the individual.

00:28:13.000 And I say that virtually every night.

00:28:16.000 Now, if you don't hear that, or if you for whatever reason and want to claim that I'm some racist, I don't know what to say to you.

00:28:26.000 I'm stating my sincere views as reflected in my personal life and my professional life as clearly as I can.

00:28:33.000 Do you feel that just in your own career you've been kind of discriminated against as a white Protestant?

00:28:39.000 No.

00:28:40.000 And I ask in part because I had been told that Roger Ailes, and that you'd sort of at some point expressed that Roger Ailes, the former head of Fox, had a preference for Irish Catholics, and that it kind of held you back.

00:28:52.000 Was that...

00:28:52.000 I've been held back.

00:28:54.000 And by the way, I think...

00:28:55.000 He's got the number one show on the network.

00:28:57.000 Imagine if he wasn't held back.

00:28:59.000 Billy, if I could, that I've never in my life been unhappy except because of self-pity.

00:29:07.000 Self-pity is...

00:29:08.000 I'm speaking for myself, but I think it's true for most people.

00:29:10.000 Self-pity is the root of misery.

00:29:12.000 And so I really try not to feel self-pity.

00:29:15.000 I have no grounds for it anyway.

00:29:17.000 What a shit show.

00:29:18.000 I don't want to miss it if he does something mean.

00:29:22.000 Can we skip forward to the...

00:29:24.000 Maybe I should not surprise you guys and watch something fresh so I can.

00:29:28.000 I think it's kind of fun to get that first react, but it is a nine-minute clip, so there might be some things we might have missed.

00:29:34.000 Let's see.

00:29:35.000 I live where I want.

00:29:36.000 I speak to the country, which is they have.

00:29:39.000 So the language of replacement theory, which you responding to, I'm interviewing.

00:29:43.000 Oh, there we go.

00:29:43.000 We got to see this.

00:29:44.000 Sorry.

00:29:45.000 Ability and their virtue on the choices they make, not on the genes they have.

00:29:50.000 That's Nazi shit.

00:29:51.000 I'm against that.

00:29:52.000 I'm serious.

00:29:53.000 Let me ask you about a different subject, which is January 6th.

00:29:56.000 And I think...

00:29:57.000 Oh, no, I kind of like this stuff.

00:29:58.000 You're not responding to me.

00:30:00.000 No, I'm.

00:30:00.000 Yeah, I like how every good point he makes means nothing.

00:30:03.000 I don't want to get into terms.

00:30:04.000 It's null.

00:30:06.000 I'm not responding to you.

00:30:06.000 I'm interviewing you.

00:30:08.000 Does that sound racist to you?

00:30:09.000 You just suggested I'm a white supremacist.

00:30:12.000 Yeah, I found that clip disturbing.

00:30:14.000 I think the language of replacement theory, which you've popularized, the language of replacement theory is specifically the language used by neo-Nazis to recruit people to their cause.

00:30:27.000 It has been, obviously, I'm not suggesting some straight line between words and actions, but it is a phrase that has been used by mass shooters.

00:30:35.000 I wonder if you don't have any compunction or regret about popularizing that?

00:30:39.000 This is why you are considered correctly a propagandist and not a journalist.

00:30:44.000 Because I just explained in detail, with total sincerity, what I believe.

00:30:50.000 You ignored it and invoked mass shooters.

00:30:53.000 So that's not what you're doing.

00:30:55.000 I just asked you how you felt about it.

00:30:56.000 Let's actually do an...

00:30:57.000 You know what's so great too?

00:30:58.000 This guy is in front of an audience.

00:31:00.000 So all these people are watching and being spanked.

00:31:03.000 And he's in the stage by a guy who's sitting in his home office.

00:31:07.000 Comfy and looking great, not sweating, not crumpling paper.

00:31:11.000 Yeah.

00:31:12.000 And he's like, you talked about the replacement theory.

00:31:15.000 It's invoked by mass shooters.

00:31:17.000 It's in Nazis use it.

00:31:20.000 Yeah, because it's true.

00:31:24.000 The only parsing out of that is the Nazis say that Jews are doing it because they hate white people.

00:31:31.000 The DNC is openly admitting they do it because of votes.

00:31:43.000 In a few years, we're going to be a majority brown country.

00:31:46.000 White people will not be the majority in the country anymore.

00:31:48.000 This will be the first generation ever in American history in which whites will be a minority of the generation at some point.

00:31:56.000 So yeah, Nazis, non-Nazis, libertarians, they all mention that it rains because it rains.

00:32:04.000 That doesn't mean Tucker is responsible for them mentioning it raining.

00:32:07.000 Anyway, sorry, we spent too much time on that.

00:32:09.000 Another little fun piece of gossip.

00:32:14.000 Voter fraud is a myth.

00:32:16.000 It never happened.

00:32:18.000 Biden won the election fair and square.

00:32:21.000 That's what the media states.

00:32:23.000 They're constantly running cover for him.

00:32:26.000 I was just reading in the post, a paw in the family for Biden about that's all in the family pun about the diary being ignored, Ashley Biden's diary, where she says, Was I molested?

00:32:41.000 I think so.

00:32:42.000 I can't remember specifics, but I do remember trauma, hyper-sexualized at a young age.

00:32:47.000 I remember being somewhat sexualized with Caroline.

00:32:49.000 I remember having sex with friends at a young age, showers with my dad that were probably not appropriate.

00:32:56.000 Can you fucking imagine if that was Trump?

00:33:00.000 He compliments his daughter's beauty on a show, and people still talk about it.

00:33:03.000 Yeah, and they say he wants to fuck her.

00:33:06.000 But here we have this woman, Raquel Rodriguez, facing felony voter fraud charges.

00:33:12.000 And the numbers are amazing in this clip.

00:33:14.000 She didn't put in three fake votes.

00:33:17.000 She's behind thousands.

00:33:20.000 Dylan picking up the balance when he was with me.

00:33:22.000 That's illegal.

00:33:23.000 I could go to jail.

00:33:24.000 So I'm a little apprehensive to tell somebody what I'm fing doing.

00:33:29.000 I guess Trump was right.

00:33:33.000 I'm sorry.

00:33:35.000 I'm sorry.

00:33:36.000 I'm about doing something legal.

00:33:37.000 Yeah.

00:33:40.000 They all said he was full of shit.

00:33:42.000 Oh, help me.

00:34:34.000 You said you were voting for a piece of it.

00:34:36.000 So it's not so fake.

00:34:38.000 The left will deny such a thing exists.

00:34:41.000 Also, in the fun, open, silly section of the show, we have New York City is more insane than it is than it's ever been.

00:34:51.000 I wouldn't say that it's ever been.

00:34:52.000 We are in 1992.

00:34:53.000 We are in David Dinkins, New York.

00:34:55.000 This guy who stabbed a fucking lunatic.

00:34:57.000 We've shown the video, right?

00:34:59.000 Yeah.

00:34:59.000 Oh, wait, no, I don't think we have.

00:35:01.000 Have you not?

00:35:02.000 No.

00:35:03.000 Oh, man, it's brutal how fast he bleeds.

00:35:06.000 Yeah, I love Drew and Garrett, but they could afford to pull up a few more videos while we're talking.

00:35:11.000 No?

00:35:13.000 Is that mean?

00:35:14.000 I don't think it's mean.

00:35:16.000 So look, he shoves him.

00:35:17.000 Now, stop, stop.

00:35:19.000 If you can't.

00:35:21.000 If you look at the legal parameters of assault or attempted murder, the shit you get in trouble for is hitting them when they're down.

00:35:27.000 In fact, that's really what fried John and Max.

00:35:30.000 Max, after he got him down, he smashed his head against the pavement a few times.

00:35:33.000 And John kicked the guy after he was down about five or six times.

00:35:37.000 That really fucks you.

00:35:38.000 Because you're supposed to do everything you can to stop the assault and then get away, right?

00:35:43.000 The other thing they always talk about is, could you get away?

00:35:47.000 Like if you were at a water slide and you were next and you punch a guy and then get on the water, then you're in trouble because you could have just gone down the water slide.

00:35:57.000 This guy is literally a cornered rat.

00:36:01.000 There is no egress.

00:36:03.000 There is no way for him to get out of there.

00:36:06.000 He has no fucking choice.

00:36:09.000 And this guy, Amiri, is clearly picking on him because he thinks he's old and can take him.

00:36:15.000 He's bullying an old man.

00:36:19.000 He's our new...

00:36:22.000 Who's the guy who shot those people in the 80s and said you want another?

00:36:27.000 Bernie Getz.

00:36:28.000 Bernie Goetz.

00:36:33.000 This guy's good at stabbing.

00:36:34.000 He's done this before.

00:36:36.000 Allegedly.

00:36:37.000 The way he gets into the neck?

00:36:40.000 This guy's been through some shit.

00:36:45.000 And then he keeps stabbing.

00:36:46.000 By the way, someone pointed out.

00:36:47.000 I didn't see this.

00:36:48.000 Maybe you could replay it.

00:36:49.000 She's stabbing him.

00:36:55.000 That's what I heard.

00:36:56.000 I don't really see her stabbing him though.

00:37:00.000 I hate when people say things that aren't true.

00:37:08.000 She's not stabbing him.

00:37:13.000 That fucking guy.

00:37:15.000 Who said that?

00:37:16.000 I was at this getter function last night.

00:37:20.000 And this guy's like, yeah, did you know she was stabbing him too while he was fighting him?

00:37:23.000 And I go, no way.

00:37:24.000 I didn't see that.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, yeah, she was stabbing him in the back.

00:37:27.000 Holy.

00:37:28.000 And then I think I told a couple people.

00:37:30.000 Oh, that's how that starts.

00:37:34.000 By the way, I had a great night last night.

00:37:35.000 I went to this getter party.

00:37:37.000 And I went to this getter party and I hung out with, I always forget her name.

00:37:49.000 It's a big Greek name.

00:37:54.000 Here we go.

00:37:56.000 Vicki Palladino.

00:37:58.000 Oh, she's a fan of the girl.

00:37:59.000 I love her.

00:37:59.000 She's a little firebrand.

00:38:01.000 She's not Greek.

00:38:02.000 She's Italian.

00:38:03.000 White-haired woman, you can tell she was a fucking smokeshow when she was young.

00:38:07.000 She's still very attractive.

00:38:08.000 That's my friend's aunt.

00:38:10.000 Really?

00:38:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:12.000 We worked together and we live like a mile away from each other.

00:38:16.000 Yeah, Pat actually had her on way early in the campaign.

00:38:20.000 And also her son is really funny, a really smart Italian guy.

00:38:25.000 I've been on a Pat's show a lot too.

00:38:27.000 She's funny.

00:38:27.000 She's the one who gave it to Di Blasio in the street where she's like, de Blasio, you're a fucking communist.

00:38:32.000 You're a piece of shit.

00:38:33.000 You remember that?

00:38:34.000 That's what put her on the map.

00:38:36.000 Oh, yeah?

00:38:38.000 Not the guy who said, not good, you fucking fag.

00:38:41.000 No, that guy's a hero, too, but for different reasons.

00:38:43.000 Well, I found out that she is denying funding to schools that do Drag Queen Story Hour.

00:38:51.000 Wow.

00:38:52.000 I want to get her on Tucker.

00:38:54.000 She's awesome.

00:38:55.000 Basio is used to sparring with other political figures, but it was a potential face-off with a feisty 63-year-old mother from Queens who caused Mayor de Blasio to turn and run.

00:39:05.000 The woman in the white shirt single-handedly brought WrestleMania to the streets of Whitestone, Queens.

00:39:10.000 But her opponent, Bill de Blasio, was no Hulk Hogan or the Rock.

00:39:13.000 He was more like the cowardly lion in the Wizard of Oz.

00:39:17.000 I want to know why you let your police officers down and our country down by going to Germany and protesting against our country.

00:39:26.000 The mayor was in Whitestone to announce new funding to fix this.

00:39:29.000 Anyways, she was back the Proud Boys too.

00:39:31.000 Stood by them.

00:39:33.000 And then I went, hung out with Ami Horowitz, who did a fucking amazing video.

00:39:41.000 I'll show you in a second.

00:39:45.000 But yeah, this city is completely out of control.

00:39:47.000 I talked about it with Palladino quite a bit.

00:39:53.000 But what are we saying with that attack?

00:39:56.000 That if you get attacked and you're cornered like that, you just have to sit and take the beating?

00:40:00.000 Is that what the law is telling us?

00:40:03.000 One guy I was talking to, his theory is that people of color are no longer unified.

00:40:08.000 They don't have that intersectionality anymore.

00:40:11.000 So the law goes, hmm, black guy and a lighter-skinned guy.

00:40:15.000 He's Hispanic, but we're going to make him white.

00:40:17.000 So you killed a black guy, so you're fucked.

00:40:19.000 His first bail was $500,000.

00:40:21.000 Now he's free.

00:40:22.000 It's down to $50,000, so they had to pay $5.

00:40:26.000 Yeah, people were outraged.

00:40:30.000 I mean, part of that idiot's hubris was him knowing there's no bail, and he's going to be fine.

00:40:36.000 No, you're not going to be fine.

00:40:40.000 Here's another look at our wonderful city.

00:40:43.000 This is not far from the studio, 2-0.

00:40:49.000 Oh, shit.

00:40:50.000 I was supposed to include something else with this.

00:40:53.000 Wait, wait, before you show this, you might be able to find this.

00:40:56.000 I saw this clip about the requirements to become a cop in the MYPD.

00:41:01.000 And it used to be this six-foot wall that you had to jump over in like one jump, which is going to come up.

00:41:10.000 And now it's a chain link fence that my nine-year-old could climb.

00:41:15.000 I mean, chain link fence, they're little stairs.

00:41:18.000 You can put your feet in the holes and get up.

00:41:20.000 Remember sneaking into baseball diamonds as a kid?

00:41:24.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:41:26.000 Every place you snuck into your entire life was you climbing a chain link fence.

00:41:31.000 That's not a thing.

00:41:36.000 Maybe scroll down it.

00:41:37.000 Red position.

00:41:42.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:41:43.000 That's what they have to climb now.

00:41:44.000 That used to be a solid piece of wood, and you used to have to jump over.

00:41:48.000 There we go.

00:41:49.000 You used to have to jump over it like that.

00:41:52.000 Not anymore.

00:41:54.000 Now we want fat people to chase criminals, which is going to go great.

00:41:58.000 Anyway, check out this scene, speaking of chasing criminals.

00:42:02.000 What a joke.

00:42:06.000 Look, he's on the subway tracks.

00:42:09.000 And they're about to catch him.

00:42:10.000 They've gone up the stairs.

00:42:11.000 They're right behind him.

00:42:13.000 Nope, you're not catching me.

00:42:16.000 I'm on the run.

00:42:19.000 Do it.

00:42:20.000 It'll work.

00:42:21.000 Trust me.

00:42:24.000 Look, no one gives a shit either, whether he lives or dies.

00:42:27.000 That was a really good jump.

00:42:29.000 All right, so the cops now should run around the edge.

00:42:32.000 Look, it's all just a movie to them.

00:42:35.000 And look at these short, fat female cops.

00:42:39.000 They look like Ryan's Nona.

00:42:42.000 I don't have a Nona.

00:42:44.000 They look like your great-grandma.

00:42:47.000 Look at them.

00:42:49.000 So one of them manages to climb the Chainlink fence.

00:42:52.000 Sort of.

00:42:54.000 I think that's even a chick.

00:42:56.000 And then the others are like, too hard.

00:42:58.000 And they give up.

00:42:59.000 So now she's alone to go catch fucking Spider-Man.

00:43:04.000 Spider-Man's the worst influence on the black community right now.

00:43:06.000 Yeah.

00:43:07.000 With him riding on the top of the trains.

00:43:09.000 You saw that?

00:43:10.000 Yeah.

00:43:11.000 Well, that...

00:43:12.000 Ben Smith should do a whole takedown of how Spider-Man's become fly paper for dangerous black criminals.

00:43:19.000 Look at his fucking pants.

00:43:20.000 There was a dude on the train yesterday.

00:43:23.000 He had sweatpants on.

00:43:24.000 His sweatpants were hanging below his dick.

00:43:29.000 You could see his dick sitting in his pants.

00:43:30.000 Yep.

00:43:31.000 Below his dick.

00:43:32.000 His entire ass was up.

00:43:34.000 That's classic.

00:43:35.000 That's a classic look, Gav.

00:43:36.000 I've seen that maybe 10 years ago.

00:43:39.000 You know, Heather McDonald in the book War on Cops, she talks about an interesting demographic in the hood.

00:43:44.000 And it's the guys who don't want any of this shit.

00:43:47.000 They don't want to get shot.

00:43:48.000 They don't want to deal drugs.

00:43:49.000 They don't want to do drugs.

00:43:50.000 They play video games all night because you can't go outside.

00:43:55.000 And they work at Best Buy.

00:43:58.000 And they don't gangbang.

00:44:01.000 No one ever talks about them.

00:44:02.000 And I've been spotting them now.

00:44:04.000 And you know what I've noticed about them?

00:44:06.000 I'll pay you $17,000 if you know what I'm going to say next.

00:44:13.000 Say that one more time.

00:44:15.000 You weren't listening?

00:44:16.000 I was, but I was looking at saggy pants also.

00:44:18.000 So I wasn't ready for it.

00:44:19.000 I just lost your money.

00:44:21.000 Fuck.

00:44:22.000 They all wear vans.

00:44:25.000 Not just vans' shoes, but vans gear, vans sweatpants, vans shirts.

00:44:30.000 That's like their gang.

00:44:32.000 The non-gang bangers have a gang, and it's called vans.

00:44:37.000 And they're not looking for trouble.

00:44:40.000 And they're going to live, and they're going to stay out of jail.

00:44:43.000 God bless their cotton socks.

00:44:48.000 Also in the news, I might be allowed back on Twitter.

00:44:51.000 I don't know.

00:44:52.000 Some insiders there told me that it's been decided that the 10% on the right and 10% on the left are never coming back no matter what.

00:45:01.000 It's the middle 80% they're discussing.

00:45:04.000 I'm not open to debate.

00:45:05.000 But anyway, this dude, Berenson, what's his name?

00:45:08.000 Alex Berenson.

00:45:10.000 He sued Twitter and said, you just banned me out of the blue because I was talking about COVID.

00:45:14.000 I can't talk about my settlement with Twitter beyond yesterday's three-sentence statement.

00:45:17.000 I take that obligation seriously.

00:45:19.000 My lips are sealed.

00:45:20.000 But I can talk about what the settlement may mean.

00:45:22.000 Oh, this is written by him.

00:45:24.000 So he sued them because their terms of service said five strikes, you're out.

00:45:29.000 He had one strike.

00:45:31.000 That's not fair.

00:45:33.000 Now, I only had one strike, and the strike didn't make any sense because my Twitter posts were all normal.

00:45:40.000 The past like 20 of them were jokes.

00:45:42.000 And just out of the blue, I was gone.

00:45:45.000 Same day, Facebook and everyone was.

00:45:48.000 By the way, we'll be covering that in the racism segment of the show.

00:45:51.000 I'm being taught in schools under the banner of hate.

00:45:58.000 You know, was this the guy who, when he went on, Tim Poole just had a guest, and when he went on Tucker, right after he complained about being banned on Twitter, he was immediately reinstated.

00:46:10.000 Isn't that weird?

00:46:11.000 Yeah, but it was the lawsuit that got him reinstated.

00:46:16.000 Oh, he mentioned that he was going to do a lawsuit?

00:46:18.000 No, he did a lawsuit.

00:46:20.000 I think there was a different guy, actually, that was on Tim Poole.

00:46:22.000 Yeah, it wasn't.

00:46:23.000 Wow, you're really hitting out of the park today.

00:46:25.000 They were citing Alex Berenson.

00:46:26.000 I thought you would have heard of this, but they were citing Alex Berenson's thing.

00:46:31.000 Guy was banned, went on Tucker.

00:46:33.000 Right afterwards, like 40 minutes afterwards.

00:46:35.000 We'd love to know who that is.

00:46:37.000 That sounds like a great story.

00:46:40.000 I've been meaning to get to this for a while.

00:46:42.000 I didn't want to cover it in the live show because it's too important.

00:46:45.000 But these Dutch farmers, I promised you we'd look at this.

00:46:49.000 They're getting strangled to death.

00:46:52.000 Literally strangled to death.

00:46:54.000 They are being so choked out that they're hanging themselves because they can't live.

00:46:58.000 Why is this happening?

00:47:00.000 Because the Netherlands has decided to err on the side of caution and follow all of the EU's insane rules about nitrogen emissions.

00:47:11.000 And they've decided that Dutch farmers, who are the second biggest agriculture exporters in the world, are to blame.

00:47:18.000 Now, here's a good thread on it.

00:47:19.000 2-3.

00:47:19.000 This guy seems to really know his shit.

00:47:22.000 It was Rich Barris, by the way.

00:47:24.000 It was who?

00:47:24.000 Rich Barris.

00:47:26.000 Rich Barris.

00:47:29.000 Looks pretty rich.

00:47:30.000 How juvenile is it to have a guitar and some swords behind you?

00:47:33.000 Are you 11?

00:47:35.000 11?

00:47:37.000 That looks like Alex Berenson.

00:47:40.000 Well, it's Rich Barris.

00:47:42.000 Okay.

00:47:44.000 He looks exactly like the other guy.

00:47:48.000 Managed to climb the Dutch farmer strike.

00:47:50.000 Okay, go down a bit.

00:47:53.000 Dutch farmer strike because the government cut nitrogen emissions by stealing farmers' land and putting them out of business.

00:47:59.000 There's some summaries there.

00:48:01.000 The Dutch farmers reacted the way you'd expect.

00:48:03.000 They got pissed and protested.

00:48:04.000 So the Dutch government is trying to kill them.

00:48:06.000 And there's footage.

00:48:07.000 I was going to show this later, but there they are shooting at a guy in a tractor.

00:48:17.000 Now that bullet happened to go, hit the divider between the front window and the back window.

00:48:23.000 If it had hit the windows, he'd be dead.

00:48:25.000 And the Netherlands is very strict about the police and guns.

00:48:29.000 You can use your guns if someone is coming at you.

00:48:32.000 You cannot shoot at a tractor that's leaving.

00:48:39.000 The Dutch, yep.

00:48:40.000 Why the Dutch government do this?

00:48:41.000 To meet EU climate goals.

00:48:43.000 That's what I said earlier.

00:48:44.000 They know this is going to starve people around the world.

00:48:48.000 Go down.

00:48:48.000 They're trying to justify and rationalize.

00:48:50.000 Look at this.

00:48:51.000 The UN's website.

00:48:52.000 They concede this.

00:48:56.000 Click on that link.

00:48:59.000 Ooh.

00:49:01.000 Oops.

00:49:02.000 We didn't mean to say that part out loud.

00:49:07.000 They're going to score your food and limit how much of it you can buy accordingly.

00:49:13.000 Carbon food labels may be coming.

00:49:15.000 This is getting dark, man.

00:49:18.000 They're trying to starve us to death?

00:49:22.000 Go to 2-4.

00:49:26.000 It's about killing the supply chain.

00:49:28.000 Supermarkets in the Netherlands, inspired by the Canadian trucker protests.

00:49:31.000 Farmers in the Netherlands are blocking major distribution routes in protest against the government.

00:49:36.000 Oh, good, yeah.

00:49:37.000 Truckers and farmers show the world how to defeat corrupt politicians everywhere.

00:49:41.000 Now, do they care?

00:49:43.000 I mean, obviously they don't make a profit from not selling anything, but do they care that people don't have food to buy?

00:49:48.000 Well, it's a strange thing because you go, are these people, these globalists, these politicians, are they choking the food supply so we all starve?

00:49:57.000 Well, then you'd think they'd like this, but then this is making it too obvious.

00:50:01.000 They'd rather slowly boil the frog with some warm water.

00:50:04.000 We just burnt the frog alive.

00:50:07.000 And they get no cash.

00:50:08.000 Go to 2.5?

00:50:12.000 I was saying this to someone the other day.

00:50:14.000 I'm loaded, but my home Con Ed bill is $50 a day.

00:50:20.000 This studio is $25 a day.

00:50:24.000 Now, we've been Nazis with the AC and the lights, so we'll see what it is this month.

00:50:29.000 I bet you it'll go down five bucks a day at the most.

00:50:34.000 And to fill my jag is $100.

00:50:38.000 I can afford it, but how can everyone else?

00:50:43.000 I said it to a friend of mine and he goes, yeah, that's why they're coming after our guns.

00:50:51.000 This was pretty cool, 2-5.

00:50:53.000 They arrested some kid.

00:50:54.000 This is from Tommy Robinson.

00:50:57.000 To bring home the 16-year-old boy whom Mark Root, that's the prime minister of the Netherlands, whom Mark Root, who his police shot and then arrested.

00:51:07.000 They shot a boy and then arrested him for protesting their own extermination.

00:51:15.000 They're ending these people's lives.

00:51:20.000 And if they dare fight back, they get shot by the government.

00:51:22.000 This is a big fucking story.

00:51:26.000 Here's cops pointing guns at farmers.

00:51:28.000 2-6.

00:51:35.000 Look at that.

00:51:36.000 Get the fuck out of the tractor, motherfucker, or you're dead.

00:51:41.000 And then 2-7, I think we've already shown that shot.

00:51:47.000 Like, I'm annoyed when Americans roll their eyes at other countries, even Canada, because it's not America, it's never going to happen here.

00:51:55.000 And then it always ends up happening here.

00:51:58.000 So pay close attention to every other Western country, oh, that's the thing I was just telling you about between the two bullets, between the two windows.

00:52:05.000 Every other Western country is a harbinger of things to come.

00:52:08.000 We're not that different.

00:52:11.000 The truckers in Ottawa are the same as the farmers in the Netherlands, and we're going to have our own version of it here.

00:52:18.000 We already have in many ways.

00:52:22.000 Who knows how much the government and its own media were behind these riots with BLM so they could control us more?

00:52:32.000 Who knows how much they're behind mass shooters?

00:52:34.000 We've already caught them trying to kidnap governors.

00:52:41.000 And the funny thing about this is 2.8, this has been going on for a long time.

00:52:47.000 This started in 2019.

00:52:49.000 This clip I'm showing you now, it's 2018 where they were protesting this idea that they're ruining the world with all their horrific pollution.

00:52:59.000 Nitrogen emissions.

00:53:00.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:53:01.000 Imagine Greta Sustern is having people lose their entire careers.

00:53:08.000 Boy, your YouTube algorithm is fucking gay.

00:53:11.000 No, it's not.

00:53:13.000 Look at it.

00:53:13.000 More plates, more dates.

00:53:14.000 Look at all the hunks.

00:53:15.000 Destiny.

00:53:16.000 Well, I don't see hunks.

00:53:18.000 I see muscle groups.

00:53:19.000 And I see.

00:53:20.000 That top guy looks ridiculous.

00:53:23.000 That's Derek from More Plates More Dates.

00:53:25.000 He's the Delt King.

00:53:25.000 Look at that Delt.

00:53:27.000 That's idiotic.

00:53:28.000 Girls don't even like that.

00:53:30.000 You just all you did was waste thousands of hours in the gym.

00:53:33.000 Not about girls.

00:53:34.000 It's about being the optimal version of yourself.

00:53:37.000 That's not optimal.

00:53:39.000 Not for boxing, I'm learning.

00:53:40.000 Not for anything.

00:53:42.000 It's hard to make salad with those things.

00:53:44.000 How to get inside in boxing?

00:53:46.000 Tim Poole, The Joker.

00:53:49.000 2-9, my last thing on it before we get to the green screen.

00:53:53.000 This guy's pretty interesting.

00:53:55.000 I got to hand it to Keene Baxt.

00:53:57.000 He's an old rebel dude.

00:53:59.000 I don't know what happened with him, why he's not there anymore.

00:54:03.000 Ezra, I think Ezra's very quick to end friendships.

00:54:07.000 I love the guy to death.

00:54:08.000 But he's even ended our friendship a couple times where I fucked up and he was like, see a shithead.

00:54:16.000 But he said, Jack Pesobic, Lauren Southern, Faith Goldie, me, I didn't leave with on bad terms.

00:54:21.000 I got a much better offer.

00:54:24.000 Keen Bax, some great people.

00:54:28.000 I'm big on not firing people and giving them second, third chances and warnings.

00:54:32.000 You wouldn't believe the absolute losers I've had over the years that I've managed to sculpt into something aft decent.

00:54:44.000 Let's see this last one.

00:54:48.000 You're wrong, Gavin.

00:54:51.000 Okay, well, you just had a lot.

00:54:52.000 You've been through a lot of good people.

00:54:54.000 Yeah, sure.

00:54:55.000 But there's a lot of, you know, trash that had weed out, Gavin.

00:55:00.000 Was Lauren Southern trash?

00:55:02.000 No.

00:55:02.000 Okay.

00:55:03.000 But, you know, sometimes you lose a couple good ones trying to weeze out.

00:55:06.000 What happened with you and Keenbax?

00:55:08.000 Fucking...

00:55:10.000 Keen Baxed fucking went over here trying to get some pockets.

00:55:12.000 Ezra, you're turning into bubbles.

00:55:14.000 What?

00:55:15.000 You just turned into bubbles, Ezra.

00:55:16.000 Get a fucking Canadian accent.

00:55:18.000 Get over your pockets, half.

00:55:19.000 Okay, let's see the fucking clip, please.

00:55:26.000 So just yesterday, a young boy was shot at and is under arrest right behind us.

00:55:32.000 He's under arrest in prison here, yes.

00:55:37.000 Is it normal in the Netherlands for the police to shoot?

00:55:40.000 Only when it's life-threatening for them, they can shoot.

00:55:46.000 But that was not life-threatening.

00:55:48.000 Do you think that the Prime Minister has created a climate where the police think that they're allowed to do stuff like this?

00:55:58.000 Yes.

00:55:59.000 Yes.

00:56:00.000 What are the consequences?

00:56:02.000 What does that mean?

00:56:04.000 It means that on this moment, for minor things, they can arrest you or shoot you and put you in jail.

00:56:16.000 Did you see the protests in Canada?

00:56:18.000 Yes, I have seen them.

00:56:19.000 Do you think it's a similar situation?

00:56:22.000 Yes, for...

00:56:25.000 Yeah, the majority is the same.

00:56:26.000 Yes.

00:56:29.000 What do the farmers want?

00:56:31.000 The farmers want a stable future.

00:56:34.000 A normal stable future.

00:56:37.000 And not like what now is happening.

00:56:41.000 They buy the farm and they are gone.

00:56:45.000 That's the problem.

00:56:47.000 They want to live.

00:56:48.000 You told me earlier that they have no future and they were hanging themselves.

00:56:53.000 Is that something that people are aware of?

00:56:55.000 Is that a crisis right now?

00:56:58.000 Yes.

00:56:59.000 This is a crisis.

00:57:01.000 Yes.

00:57:01.000 Certainly.

00:57:02.000 What do you want to tell the world?

00:57:07.000 Look to other things to solve.

00:57:12.000 It's not only a farmer, it's sending cars, airplanes, you name it.

00:57:18.000 Look to China.

00:57:21.000 They don't regulate the emissions.

00:57:24.000 They don't.

00:57:26.000 Why not look at them?

00:57:29.000 Why look your farmer?

00:57:30.000 The farmer is the one who gives you the food, who makes your life.

00:57:37.000 What a perfect ending to that segment.

00:57:38.000 That's fantastic.

00:57:39.000 Okay, and again, Holland, the Netherlands, same thing.

00:57:43.000 They have a few, Aruba, they have St. Martin, but it's commonly confused with Scandinavia, which is a collection of countries in Northern Europe.

00:57:52.000 Holland and Netherlands, same thing, just one.

00:57:57.000 And that fucking prime minister is committing genocide to Virtue Signal.

00:58:05.000 Wow.

00:58:06.000 I'd rather let people die than not be invited to the elite's dinner parties.

00:58:12.000 These people are demonic.

00:58:13.000 I mean, this is like a satanic fucking ritual at this point.

00:58:16.000 Anyway, let's change course drastically with a fun green screen about Hollywood.

00:58:38.000 Sorry, I have to take a break here.

00:58:39.000 I'm quite parched.

00:58:40.000 And we have a bunch of different Gatorades.

00:58:43.000 One is yellow.

00:58:43.000 This is orange, though it looks yellow on the screen.

00:58:46.000 And I find the yellow one tastes like pea.

00:58:54.000 Excuse me.

00:58:56.000 That could be...

00:58:56.000 That's probably psychosomatic.

00:58:59.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:59:01.000 I live with a fucking...

00:59:02.000 I work with a Chinese guy.

00:59:04.000 They always play jokes.

00:59:05.000 They go pee-pee in Coke.

00:59:06.000 They might go pee-pee in Gatorade.

00:59:08.000 Ryan, have you been peeing in my Gatorade?

00:59:10.000 No.

00:59:13.000 I've been peeing in a different bottle and pouring it into the Gatorade bottles.

00:59:17.000 Great.

00:59:19.000 So this is kind of an exciting phenomenon.

00:59:21.000 Coke bottles.

00:59:22.000 That you have not heard about.

00:59:23.000 The biggest story in politics has been right under your nose and you didn't know.

00:59:30.000 Major figures in the not left movement, in the conservative movement, have entered the zone of showbiz.

00:59:40.000 Now, we've seen this in politics with the Proud Boys, especially in Florida.

00:59:45.000 About a dozen members of the Miami GOP are openly proud.

00:59:51.000 Proud to be gay.

00:59:52.000 Proud to be Proud Boys.

00:59:54.000 And that freaks out a lot of people, but no one has realized how extensive the invasion of Hollywood is.

01:00:00.000 And this was all pre-planned.

01:00:02.000 I know these guys.

01:00:02.000 I've spoken to these guys.

01:00:03.000 I remember when this plan was hatched many years ago, and they said, look, our leader, Breitbart, said that the politics is downstream from the culture.

01:00:11.000 So it's cute that Proud Boys are getting into the GOP.

01:00:14.000 But what we really need to do is get into movies, get into acting, get on TV.

01:00:20.000 And if we can do that, we become re-humanized, and then we have influence again.

01:00:25.000 The biggest problem with being on the right these days is they manage to censor us and wipe us out, and then they can dehumanize us and say, oh, that guy's a white supremacist who denies the Holocaust and thinks whites are better than other people and follows the great replacement theory and says the Jews are trying to replace us and you don't want him around.

01:00:45.000 So we said, oh yeah, we're going to show you that we're not that in a fun and exciting way.

01:00:51.000 Now I'm doing it.

01:00:55.000 I've been putting out movies now.

01:00:57.000 I'm just putting out a movie now with big celebs.

01:01:01.000 I've got Justin Thoreau on board, Todd Berry standing by me.

01:01:06.000 Who else?

01:01:07.000 Patton Oswalt?

01:01:08.000 There, I've been hanging out with Justin Thoreau.

01:01:11.000 He's sort of lonely now because he's divorced Jennifer Anniston.

01:01:15.000 And you got to take advantage of that.

01:01:17.000 It's sort of like, see, on the way back down, I've been working with all of these comedians and actors.

01:01:22.000 Have you got that clip of me hanging out with them?

01:01:25.000 Now, they were a little hesitant, I have to admit, to join me.

01:01:29.000 Carson Bailey?

01:01:33.000 It wouldn't take long.

01:01:34.000 I know.

01:01:35.000 I can't.

01:01:36.000 I'm sorry.

01:01:36.000 I would love to, but I actually wouldn't love to do that now.

01:01:39.000 Well, go get some to eat in there.

01:01:41.000 Are you fing kidding me?

01:01:43.000 You're wearing a wire.

01:01:44.000 After about one minute on stage, I went, oh, okay, so there we go.

01:01:49.000 Working with all of those celebs.

01:01:50.000 Those guys weren't totally enthusiastic, but you can tell that they're eventually going to be on board.

01:01:55.000 I've also been hanging out with Amber Heard.

01:01:58.000 She's sort of persona non grata, and that's the way that we've been infiltrating Hollywood.

01:02:04.000 Here we are.

01:02:05.000 You got to go down a bit, I guess.

01:02:08.000 You start with people like Amber who are on the outs, and they need someone.

01:02:13.000 It's like buy low, sell high.

01:02:16.000 And so there's more pictures of us together.

01:02:20.000 I'm including these because I know you won't believe me.

01:02:23.000 And we're talking about making a movie together.

01:02:25.000 I'm not cheating.

01:02:26.000 I'm never going to sleep with her.

01:02:27.000 But I think we can make beautiful music together in the arts.

01:02:32.000 All right, so let's look at some of these people that have been kicking ass and taking names and taking over Hollywood.

01:02:37.000 There's Jay Johnson.

01:02:38.000 Remember Jay Johnson?

01:02:40.000 He was in.

01:02:42.000 He was in...

01:02:45.000 What the fuck?

01:02:47.000 He was at January 6th.

01:02:48.000 I thought I included that link.

01:02:49.000 Did I forget it?

01:02:51.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:02:52.000 Did actor Jay Johnson participate in the U.S. Capitol riot?

01:02:56.000 So that makes Jay look, I don't know what happened to me there, I vanished.

01:02:59.000 That makes Jay look pretty bad in the left's eyes.

01:03:02.000 So to rebuild his image, he's getting into voice acting.

01:03:06.000 And now he's Jimmy Pesto on the show Bob's Burgers.

01:03:10.000 Here he is.

01:03:11.000 Here, skip ahead a little bit because there's a joke about getting in there.

01:03:14.000 Yeah, that's him.

01:03:15.000 Turn it up.

01:03:16.000 Okay.

01:03:16.000 Yeah.

01:03:17.000 Just can't zoom as hard with these dumb stitches.

01:03:20.000 Whatever.

01:03:21.000 The pharmacist said the medication could make you drowsy.

01:03:23.000 I don't know.

01:03:24.000 I didn't really pay attention.

01:03:26.000 What is that?

01:03:27.000 That's an inversion table, Bob.

01:03:29.000 It's from my back.

01:03:30.000 Sometimes I iron on it.

01:03:31.000 Stop looking at it.

01:03:32.000 I don't want your eye grease getting all over it.

01:03:35.000 How's your pain then?

01:03:36.000 I'm glad you're feeling.

01:03:36.000 I know Jay well.

01:03:37.000 I think that's the kind of thing that Jay would say.

01:03:40.000 And he's been...

01:03:41.000 Jay's also getting into stand-up, sorry, sketch comedy.

01:03:44.000 And he's doing this.

01:03:46.000 Here's an example of some of the sketches he's doing.

01:03:48.000 Look, he comes home from climbing Mount Everest.

01:03:51.000 Thomas!

01:03:52.000 Oh!

01:03:53.000 You did it!

01:03:54.000 Climbed Mount Everest!

01:03:57.000 Oh, it's so good to be home.

01:03:59.000 I see nothing's changed.

01:04:01.000 Oh, that's new.

01:04:02.000 Oh, that's my thimble collection.

01:04:04.000 I do love it so.

01:04:06.000 Enough of that.

01:04:07.000 Tell us of your adventure.

01:04:10.000 It truly was an adventure.

01:04:11.000 He's working with the guy from Better Call Saul.

01:04:13.000 Two men died.

01:04:16.000 Yes.

01:04:17.000 One slipped over a ridge.

01:04:20.000 His scream still echoes in my mind.

01:04:23.000 Why is his head cropped?

01:04:24.000 On the final day, with the peak in sight, I suddenly felt my quick broke go slack.

01:04:32.000 But before I was able to catch on.

01:04:39.000 If you go to 1.5, you'll see everyone saying, oh my god, that sketch was hilarious.

01:04:44.000 How was it done?

01:04:45.000 So now Jay is not known as the January 6th guy.

01:04:48.000 He's known as the Hollywood guy who does sketches everyone writes about.

01:04:53.000 And now they look back and they go, maybe Jan 6 wasn't so bad.

01:04:57.000 Just like me with getting Justin Thoreau and Carson Daly, people go, maybe proud boys aren't so evil.

01:05:03.000 Another guy who's been getting out there is Michael Knowles.

01:05:06.000 You know, Michael Knowles, he's got his own show on Daily Wire.

01:05:10.000 Real smarty pants guy.

01:05:12.000 He's always breaking down classic literature and the Bible.

01:05:15.000 I don't think he owns a TV.

01:05:16.000 He's one of those guys with a big library who's actually read the books.

01:05:20.000 He's moved to LA from DC and has started doing acting roles.

01:05:26.000 Not because he needs the money.

01:05:27.000 This guy makes all his money from the Shapiro Foundation, but he's decided, I'm going to get in there to show people that conservatives can be fun.

01:05:37.000 So he did a movie called Holly Weird.

01:05:40.000 Here's a clip of some of the stuff he's been doing recently.

01:05:43.000 Every once in a while left the house, you would get some adventure.

01:05:48.000 Uh-oh, look behind you.

01:05:50.000 So student films mostly.

01:05:51.000 He's got to start low.

01:05:55.000 Holly Weird, though, is the winner of that.

01:05:57.000 Go to 1-8.

01:05:59.000 Oh, no, you didn't show it all.

01:06:00.000 Go farther down.

01:06:01.000 He's done a lot of shit recently.

01:06:07.000 Very dramatic.

01:06:15.000 Wait, go towards the end.

01:06:17.000 Sometimes I wish the elderly would just die.

01:06:20.000 So you want to go out after we wrap this up?

01:06:24.000 He's good at it.

01:06:25.000 There's the movie, Hollyweird.

01:06:27.000 He plays like a scarface guy.

01:06:30.000 Oh, my.

01:06:31.000 I can't believe you're here.

01:06:33.000 I tell you, Manhattan may be big, but it's still an island.

01:06:38.000 And you're an actor.

01:06:41.000 Wait, go farther?

01:06:42.000 You're acting.

01:06:44.000 That's what you got to do.

01:06:46.000 I want to see him be the Cuban guy.

01:06:48.000 Why does he keep playing this stupid?

01:06:51.000 Alex.

01:06:53.000 And he said, okay, it's a Chinese hopping vampire.

01:06:56.000 Oh, here we go.

01:06:57.000 I'm Bosco.

01:06:58.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:06:59.000 No, I'm going to be Bosco.

01:07:01.000 No, that's me.

01:07:02.000 And your accent sounds really bait.

01:07:04.000 Don't be mad at me.

01:07:05.000 I'm just the player.

01:07:06.000 Looks like you're wearing a costume.

01:07:08.000 I'm more Hispanic than you, and I'm not even Hispanic.

01:07:11.000 You're perfect.

01:07:12.000 It's good.

01:07:13.000 It's a good scarface, right?

01:07:15.000 Anyway, that's exciting.

01:07:16.000 Another guy getting into it is our own Owen Benjamin.

01:07:20.000 Now, we know Owen Benjamin from Bear Topia.

01:07:24.000 He's still running the farm up there in the middle of fucking nowhere.

01:07:29.000 Where is he now?

01:07:30.000 Ohio or some shit?

01:07:31.000 There's his OwenBenjamin.com.

01:07:33.000 You can see his popular stream.

01:07:34.000 Sign up to the...

01:07:36.000 What's the thing you sign up for, Ryan?

01:07:39.000 I think it would be Bear Taria.

01:07:41.000 Bear Taria, yeah.

01:07:44.000 He's got all his stuff there, but he's known as a villain who lost his mind.

01:07:48.000 So he's gone back to Hollywood and started getting involved in movies.

01:07:53.000 He just did a movie called The House Bunny.

01:07:57.000 And there he is talking about it.

01:08:00.000 It's weird seeing him back in LA.

01:08:02.000 Turn it up a little bit.

01:08:02.000 Playboy bunnies and girls.

01:08:04.000 I play the butler of the Playboy Mansion named Marvin.

01:08:08.000 And I'm sure it wasn't invested the whole movie, which is pretty sweet.

01:08:12.000 And yeah, it was a blast working with all these people, really good people.

01:08:16.000 Had a really good time.

01:08:17.000 What is Anna's up to the next time?

01:08:19.000 See what he's doing here?

01:08:20.000 He's sort of sweetening his look.

01:08:22.000 He's sort of shading.

01:08:24.000 Boyish charm to himself.

01:08:26.000 It's not as deep of a voice.

01:08:28.000 He's much cheerier.

01:08:29.000 I mean, you would never know if I talked to her that she was the one who was.

01:08:32.000 He's also started dating Christina Ricci.

01:08:35.000 I don't know if they're dating or hanging out.

01:08:36.000 Now, this is weird because Owen's very loyal to his wife.

01:08:39.000 But I think his wife understands that this is good for business and it's good for the movement in general.

01:08:45.000 And my understanding is that this is just what I've heard, but they have a pact that they don't sleep together.

01:08:51.000 So he pretends that he's not on the spectrum, but asexual.

01:08:56.000 And she's pretty happy with that.

01:08:59.000 Are you going to be pulling this up anytime soon?

01:09:00.000 Dead Link.

01:09:02.000 Really?

01:09:03.000 But there's plenty of TMZ.

01:09:05.000 They're catching them all over the place.

01:09:07.000 Pop Sugar is a Dead Link?

01:09:09.000 Correct.

01:09:10.000 Okay, so there they are hanging out.

01:09:13.000 And that's big, because Christina Ricci was really popular.

01:09:16.000 She was in Buffalo 66.

01:09:18.000 Young girls, like my daughter, is really into Christina Ricci.

01:09:21.000 She thinks she's cool.

01:09:22.000 They're a very absurd couple, size-wise.

01:09:25.000 And he's befriended her.

01:09:28.000 And I don't believe it's sincere.

01:09:30.000 I think it's because the right was getting known as evil and inhuman, and it's important for them to learn that we're people.

01:09:38.000 So he hangs out with Christina Ricci.

01:09:41.000 He's also got a show now, not just the Bertaria thing.

01:09:45.000 He has a show about burgers where he slips in his own agenda a little bit.

01:09:50.000 Turn it up.

01:09:52.000 If I aim all that energy, all that jiz strength into my family, my woman, my life, I can make people and food.

01:10:03.000 Let's dig in.

01:10:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:10:06.000 Oh.

01:10:08.000 Oh.

01:10:11.000 That's pretty cool.

01:10:12.000 I'm just amazing how successful it is.

01:10:15.000 And then my pal Ami Horowitz, who just went to Palestine.

01:10:18.000 You got to see this thing he did in Palestine, by the way.

01:10:20.000 He went, he asked a bunch of gays.

01:10:22.000 Well, I'll let him explain it.

01:10:24.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:10:25.000 Do you think most people, most gay people tend to side more than the Palestinians versus the Israelis in general in the conflict?

01:10:32.000 I would say yes, because the human issues.

01:10:34.000 100%.

01:10:35.000 I've done Man the Street videos all across the world on explosive topics.

01:10:39.000 This is the first time I've had a local producer expressly forbid me from doing this segment because he thinks that asking people about homosexuality will absolutely explode into violence.

01:11:03.000 In the Palestine territories, there's not much of a debate on gay marriage.

01:11:07.000 Here, the discussion is more about the killing and the torturing of members of the LGBT community.

01:11:13.000 Honestly, I didn't know that that was even going on.

01:11:16.000 They don't value human rights.

01:11:18.000 What should be done to gay people?

01:11:26.000 I mean, it's horrifying.

01:11:28.000 That's just a trailer.

01:11:30.000 That is so good.

01:11:31.000 You know how involved it is for a Jew to go to Palestine?

01:11:34.000 It's illegal.

01:11:35.000 He made up a fake persona.

01:11:37.000 He pretended that he was an American Palestinian who had lost his way, and he doesn't speak Arabic, so he had a translator.

01:11:44.000 And he was trying to get back into his culture, which, of course, they love.

01:11:47.000 So he's learning about his culture and he's learning.

01:11:49.000 So, what should we do about fags?

01:11:50.000 And they're like, oh, welcome home.

01:11:52.000 We killed him.

01:11:52.000 Oh, cool, cool.

01:11:54.000 And that's one of my favorite things, by the way, is seeing the left confront their allies and learn that Islam hates their fucking guts.

01:12:03.000 We have more in common.

01:12:05.000 Like, I don't think women should drive either.

01:12:07.000 And to be honest, when I'm walking around New York City, the women are so hot, I kind of do want them in burqas.

01:12:12.000 So we're kind of on the same page.

01:12:14.000 They just took it way too far.

01:12:18.000 But the problem with that is it's only going to be seen by the left.

01:12:22.000 I mean, sorry, by the right.

01:12:23.000 Because when we see Ami Horowitz, we go, oh, he's our guy.

01:12:28.000 And, well, the Nazis don't like him, but also the left doesn't like him because he's evil.

01:12:33.000 He's well known, by the way.

01:12:34.000 His big hit video was this Swedish video where he looked into the rape over there.

01:12:39.000 And he said, this is all Muslim refugees that's doing the raping.

01:12:43.000 Why don't you mention that?

01:12:44.000 And you don't fucking say that in Sweden.

01:12:46.000 He got fucking physically attacked when he was in Norway years later because of that video.

01:12:51.000 Like, they get raped to death over there.

01:12:55.000 And they still put these fucking Muslim refugees on a pedestal.

01:12:58.000 Anyway, how do we get that video seen by lots of people?

01:13:02.000 More than just the right.

01:13:03.000 Well, Ami got a role on a fucking sitcom on ABC called Schooler, I think.

01:13:11.000 Where is it here?

01:13:12.000 School.

01:13:13.000 Here he is in School.

01:13:17.000 It's fine.

01:13:18.000 I got a solid replacement.

01:13:19.000 The acting isn't great.

01:13:23.000 That's Goldberg.

01:13:24.000 What's his name?

01:13:26.000 Dear Lord, what's he doing here?

01:13:28.000 Oh, and you know each other?

01:13:29.000 Yeah, I know him.

01:13:30.000 That's my dear big brother.

01:13:31.000 Well, that D-hole is my QB.

01:13:34.000 Nick Miller is prepared to play this bastardized version of America's game.

01:13:39.000 Let's block it up!

01:13:40.000 We seriously have to play against this thing?

01:13:42.000 No, because Coach Wilma is cheating.

01:13:44.000 Anyway, he's really good on the show.

01:13:46.000 It's not the best written show, but it's on ABC.

01:13:48.000 It's seen by millions of people.

01:13:50.000 Now Ami's mainstream.

01:13:52.000 And then finally, I guess my last example of this is the winner, Nick Searcy.

01:13:58.000 Now, Nick Searcy did a fucking amazing movie.

01:14:02.000 We loved his Capital Punishment, the movie about January 6th.

01:14:07.000 But his Piest de Résistance, of course, is Gosnell, where he did a dramatization of the true story of Kermit Gosnel, the king of third trimester abortions.

01:14:20.000 It's a horror movie, really.

01:14:22.000 It's like an action thriller.

01:14:24.000 But the things this guy did to babies, like they had trouble showing it in the movie.

01:14:29.000 And it's important that people see this movie, but they don't see this movie because Nick Cercy is a right-winger and those guys aren't human and we don't care what they have to say.

01:14:38.000 We don't feel any sort of intimacy with them.

01:14:41.000 Oh, yeah?

01:14:42.000 Well, he just got a role in a show called Justified where he plays like a cool.

01:14:49.000 Hey, I already mentioned Capital Punishment.

01:14:51.000 Oh, Dean Kane's in there, too.

01:14:52.000 He's a right-winger guy.

01:14:54.000 Yeah, Dean Kane's doing it.

01:14:56.000 I should have included him in this.

01:14:58.000 Go to 2.5.

01:15:01.000 There he is.

01:15:02.000 Where are you going?

01:15:03.000 I can only find it on TV.

01:15:05.000 Oh, hell no.

01:15:06.000 Hell no.

01:15:07.000 Get back over here.

01:15:09.000 First thing we're going to do is we're going to acknowledge that this guy is awesome.

01:15:14.000 What?

01:15:14.000 He shoots the Otonin, fakes his own death in a spectacular fashion, pushes a guy out of an airplane while he's flying it, parachutes in Harlem's County.

01:15:24.000 Not so out there now, is he?

01:15:26.000 Not so far right, is he?

01:15:29.000 And his latest fucking masterpiece, his latest brilliant tactical move, was getting Tom Hanks to hire him to do a movie.

01:15:39.000 So here he is with Tom Hanks.

01:15:41.000 Okay, bring me back.

01:15:43.000 There he is.

01:15:44.000 Nick Searcy is in a movie with Tom Hanks now.

01:15:48.000 Everyone is going to see this fucking movie.

01:15:50.000 And everyone's going to realize, wait, this guy seems like a cool guy.

01:15:54.000 What else did he do?

01:15:54.000 Oh, he did Gosno.

01:15:56.000 He did Capital Punishment.

01:15:58.000 He's a real deal nigga.

01:16:00.000 He's a human being.

01:16:01.000 Now we have Tom Hanks here.

01:16:03.000 You see what's happening?

01:16:04.000 Politics is downstream from the culture.

01:16:06.000 We've become humanized.

01:16:09.000 We always had Chad Hanks with White Boy Summer.

01:16:12.000 Now we have Tom Hanks.

01:16:13.000 This is getting serious, you guys.

01:16:31.000 Pretty cool, huh?

01:16:32.000 That's badass, man.

01:16:35.000 It's weird that my only fear with this whole pattern is that Owen gets wasted and he ends up making out with Christina.

01:16:48.000 Or Christina sees this and realizes that the relationship isn't real.

01:16:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:54.000 But so that's ballsy of him, though, to go out.

01:16:56.000 Like, we always thought Project Veritas has balls.

01:16:59.000 Going to Hollywood and pretending to be in a relationship with someone.

01:17:03.000 Deep cover.

01:17:04.000 All right, let's do some good old-fashioned racism.

01:17:07.000 All right.

01:17:12.000 I'm a black female.

01:17:14.000 What other different...

01:17:15.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

01:17:18.000 Black woman?

01:17:20.000 This is really inconvenient.

01:17:35.000 If AOC was white, she'd be a 10.

01:17:39.000 Thought that was interesting.

01:17:43.000 Is it just the hair color in the eyes, or are there other structural differences?

01:17:47.000 Oh, they made the lips a little more full, I guess?

01:17:50.000 Yeah.

01:17:52.000 It's amazing what you can do to a fucking face.

01:17:54.000 Imagine you met the woman on the right on a Tinder dating site, and then you go and visit her, and it's that?

01:18:01.000 Oh.

01:18:03.000 That's always the hot girl and her friend.

01:18:05.000 I would always end up with the friend.

01:18:09.000 Last week or earlier this week, we were talking about Brittany Griner, and I said, I want her back.

01:18:14.000 Pissed off a lot of baby monsters.

01:18:16.000 I don't know, it makes us look weak when Moscow can take our people.

01:18:20.000 When you have a passport, I want you to care.

01:18:22.000 Like auto warm beer.

01:18:25.000 He did do something wrong.

01:18:26.000 He was stealing a sign.

01:18:28.000 But we got to get you back.

01:18:30.000 Sorry.

01:18:31.000 Now, I read an interesting article where they said, no, don't take her back because the offers that we're getting, I didn't realize this.

01:18:39.000 When you get someone back, you exchange a prisoner.

01:18:41.000 I thought you could just strong-arm them and say, give me that fucking basketball player back or we're going to have trouble.

01:18:48.000 Maybe even some sort of tariff thing or this deal won't go through.

01:18:54.000 But apparently Putin wants this guy who's in for 25 years for trafficking weapons to kill Americans.

01:19:02.000 Go down a bit?

01:19:08.000 Stop.

01:19:09.000 Victor Bout, a Russian arms dealer, serving a 25-year sentence for conspiracy to kill U.S. citizens and providing aid to a terrorist organization.

01:19:18.000 She can rot if that's the kind of deals we're talking about.

01:19:22.000 I love how everything has to be about race.

01:19:26.000 We don't care about her because she's black.

01:19:29.000 Yeah, I know, I know.

01:19:31.000 She's a liberal.

01:19:32.000 She's a radical lefty.

01:19:33.000 But she's an American first and foremost.

01:19:35.000 And I'm with Greg Kelly on that.

01:19:36.000 Get her back, but get her back for free.

01:19:40.000 We don't make deals with terrorists.

01:19:43.000 I thought this was amazing.

01:19:44.000 And dude, you've got to do a man out in the street in the South Bronx around this studio.

01:19:48.000 Just walk outside with your phone.

01:19:51.000 I don't know.

01:19:52.000 Give people a...

01:19:53.000 You can have a dollar and say, we're paying a dollar to anyone who gets this right.

01:19:56.000 I'll give you like a bunch of singles.

01:19:57.000 I think I'll have to give you three.

01:20:00.000 Okay.

01:20:01.000 And just ask them questions, like the easiest question in the world.

01:20:04.000 Well, let's see if you can answer this.

01:20:06.000 Stop.

01:20:07.000 Who was before Reagan in American presidents?

01:20:11.000 Fucking, I want to say Carter.

01:20:13.000 Correct.

01:20:14.000 Is it?

01:20:14.000 Oh, okay.

01:20:16.000 The biggest loser ever before Joe Biden.

01:20:19.000 Now, I would blow my dad to have Jimmy Carter as president.

01:20:27.000 It's before Ronald Reagan.

01:20:28.000 Oh, gosh.

01:20:30.000 Um.

01:20:32.000 Hitler.

01:20:34.000 Hitler wasn't a president of the United States, and thank God for that.

01:20:37.000 Benjamin Franklin?

01:20:39.000 It rhymes but larder.

01:20:41.000 Just stop.

01:20:42.000 President Barter?

01:20:43.000 President Barter.

01:20:45.000 But Hitler, is she joking?

01:20:49.000 No.

01:20:50.000 What kind of subhuman thinks Hitler was president of the United States?

01:20:58.000 Could you possibly know less about anything?

01:21:01.000 Honestly.

01:21:02.000 Like, can you go poo?

01:21:04.000 Do you know how to brush your teeth?

01:21:06.000 Hitler?

01:21:08.000 He was the worst president we ever had.

01:21:10.000 That was a dark time in America's history.

01:21:13.000 Does she think America's the whole world?

01:21:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:18.000 World War II was a civil war.

01:21:20.000 Color TVs came out right after him.

01:21:23.000 Abraham Lincoln.

01:21:25.000 It wasn't Honest Abe.

01:21:26.000 Who was it?

01:21:27.000 Jimmy Carter.

01:21:28.000 Never heard that name in my life.

01:21:32.000 Who was the president of the TV?

01:21:33.000 You know that they edited out a lot of black people in that one, for sure.

01:21:36.000 And then they wound up with a lot of black people.

01:21:40.000 Yeah.

01:21:43.000 This one's pretty old, but everything has to be about race, right?

01:21:49.000 And this is a road rage incident where this left-wing Karen bumps into a guy who, I don't know if he's Indian.

01:21:56.000 He looks more Mexican to me, but maybe he's part Indian.

01:21:59.000 And he decides to change the whole discussion and make it about colonization.

01:22:03.000 Has everyone seen this?

01:22:04.000 Sorry, it's so old.

01:22:05.000 3-0, 3-5.

01:22:07.000 I don't have time to waste on colonizing.

01:22:10.000 She told me to go.

01:22:12.000 Do you see that?

01:22:13.000 Because we don't drive Oregon.

01:22:16.000 We're fucking kind, and we make space.

01:22:18.000 And as someone who's come here as old, I'm so tired of people driving like you just did.

01:22:22.000 Alright, get out of my face.

01:22:24.000 Get out of my face.

01:22:24.000 Admit you're fucking wrong, and that it's not a race thing.

01:22:27.000 Admit that you're driving race.

01:22:28.000 Admit you're right.

01:22:28.000 I mean, people colonize their mindset.

01:22:30.000 It's not about race.

01:22:33.000 Yellow race.

01:22:34.000 It is not about peace, yelling at me.

01:22:35.000 Henry Kissinger, can't they both lose?

01:22:39.000 Oh, so it's on me.

01:22:40.000 So stop me.

01:22:42.000 Don't fucking race.

01:22:43.000 Do not call the race.

01:22:44.000 Shut up.

01:22:45.000 And don't even get in her face.

01:22:46.000 Do not get in her face.

01:22:48.000 You're taking out pain and oppression on me right now.

01:22:53.000 You're taking out your pain and oppression on me right now.

01:22:58.000 Oh, man.

01:22:59.000 If I was there, I would grab some popcorn.

01:23:02.000 If you want anything to change, if you want...

01:23:04.000 Shut up!

01:23:04.000 It's not on me who teams, it's on you and your colonizer mindset.

01:23:08.000 So get the man!

01:23:09.000 Fuck out of my face!

01:23:11.000 You miss!

01:23:12.000 You white lady!

01:23:14.000 You white lady!

01:23:16.000 Oh, this sounds like Bill Burr's comedy special.

01:23:19.000 Is this friends who kill?

01:23:20.000 Conversation!

01:23:22.000 Then you'd be walking fucking colonizers!

01:23:26.000 It's not on me!

01:23:27.000 It's on you and your people!

01:23:29.000 I'm not taking any fucking...

01:23:31.000 I'm not taking any directions from a white lady!

01:23:34.000 Everyone needs to hear how angry you are, but it's just a drink.

01:23:36.000 You're trying to use it as an insult?

01:23:37.000 White woman sounds better than white lady.

01:23:42.000 Why can't you just walk in my face?

01:23:45.000 You're in my face.

01:23:46.000 You're not in my space!

01:23:47.000 Get out!

01:23:47.000 You're breathing my air!

01:23:49.000 You fucking colonized it!

01:23:52.000 Get out of my face!

01:23:54.000 And don't give me those white tears and the fake white people!

01:23:58.000 You don't know the pain of my people!

01:24:00.000 So get out!

01:24:02.000 You don't know the pain of my people?

01:24:03.000 Get out!

01:24:04.000 I'm gonna stand here with you until you walk.

01:24:06.000 Is he Mexican?

01:24:07.000 He was wrong or Indian.

01:24:10.000 You told me!

01:24:11.000 She told me to get back to where I came from!

01:24:14.000 Where am I from?

01:24:15.000 I'm from White Street, France!

01:24:17.000 Where she and her white colonizing mindset pump me in!

01:24:23.000 Oh, I don't care.

01:24:24.000 Oh, I don't care.

01:24:27.000 That was annoying.

01:24:28.000 That's part one.

01:24:31.000 I hate everybody in that video.

01:24:33.000 I hate the cars.

01:24:35.000 Let's enjoy the endless part two.

01:24:40.000 It's like.

01:24:41.000 Oh.

01:24:42.000 Hey, Tony.

01:24:43.000 Hey, what's up?

01:24:44.000 Oh, fuck.

01:24:45.000 My cheek hurts.

01:24:46.000 You know why?

01:24:47.000 No.

01:24:47.000 From sparring?

01:24:49.000 Oh, did you spar?

01:24:50.000 No.

01:24:51.000 I got off the train yesterday, and the train was starting to start up again, and I was thinking, what if I, and it's like, vom, vom, voom, voom, what if I jumped in between the cars right now?

01:25:01.000 Like, would I fall onto the tracks?

01:25:03.000 Or is there a little, I guess there's a platform there.

01:25:05.000 I wonder if I would hit my head on the thing.

01:25:08.000 And as I was thinking about this, I went and walked into a pole.

01:25:12.000 I was walked so hard my glasses came off.

01:25:14.000 That's awesome.

01:25:15.000 I've got like a bruise here now.

01:25:18.000 You were sparring with some of the environment.

01:25:23.000 Yeah, I was sparring with a sign that said, watch where you're going.

01:25:27.000 Yeah.

01:25:27.000 I saw the sign and it took off my glasses.

01:25:31.000 I actually didn't see the sign.

01:25:34.000 I lied.

01:25:36.000 What is the reality?

01:25:38.000 She told me to come back to where I came from just because I made a simple mistake.

01:25:41.000 I think she might go back to your state because you're not from Oregon.

01:25:50.000 Alright, I'm out.

01:25:52.000 I'm out.

01:25:52.000 Then go.

01:25:53.000 But I hope you have a conversation about this.

01:25:55.000 Okay, shut the fuck up.

01:25:57.000 I hope you shut the conversation.

01:25:58.000 I could shove you.

01:25:59.000 That is pretty funny.

01:26:00.000 I hope you shut the fuck up.

01:26:02.000 You slammed his fucking seatbelt in his door.

01:26:04.000 Yeah, that sucks.

01:26:05.000 Kind of kills the impact.

01:26:06.000 Yeah.

01:26:07.000 Especially because you know that's going to be a hard slam too, so there's some damage there just thinking about that.

01:26:10.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:26:11.000 I hope you shut the fuck up.

01:26:12.000 And I hope you can.

01:26:13.000 And I hope you go back to fucking gear up here.

01:26:16.000 Channel your anchor in a productive way because dude, wow, he closed the door on that fucking thing.

01:26:21.000 No, he moved the seatbelt.

01:26:23.000 Why does his door look like that?

01:26:26.000 That's not how a door closes.

01:26:30.000 There he goes.

01:26:32.000 Detective shitty strikes.

01:26:33.000 No, dude, he fucking...

01:26:34.000 Look at that.

01:26:35.000 It's not on me.

01:26:40.000 That's what I'm talking about.

01:26:41.000 Oh, okay.

01:26:41.000 That door is open.

01:26:43.000 It's not on me.

01:26:44.000 Crushing a belt.

01:26:47.000 That'd be good if we do a series of videos where we watch videos and we totally miss the point.

01:26:51.000 And we're like, that guy's wheels are...

01:26:53.000 There's no tread.

01:26:54.000 Can you believe what we've done to women?

01:26:57.000 Like, we've made them these pedants, these pedantic pussies who just lecture everyone about conversations.

01:27:07.000 Ugh.

01:27:10.000 Go ahead.

01:27:20.000 Admit when you're wrong.

01:27:22.000 You alright?

01:27:23.000 Okay, but that's not the point.

01:27:26.000 You alright?

01:27:27.000 You did a lot of lecturing.

01:27:28.000 Look at her stupid sandals.

01:27:31.000 I'm sorry.

01:27:32.000 Stop.

01:27:33.000 Stop.

01:27:34.000 Interdependence day.

01:27:37.000 XYZ love.

01:27:39.000 Look at all that.

01:27:40.000 You are our dream.

01:27:43.000 Go to the trees.

01:27:45.000 What have we done to women?

01:27:47.000 We've made them horrible, annoying cunts.

01:27:51.000 Thank God she didn't get married and have kids.

01:27:52.000 She can roam through the streets lecturing people.

01:27:56.000 Read, read, read.

01:27:57.000 She loved that moment too.

01:27:59.000 She did not want it to end.

01:28:01.000 I had a stunning interaction today.

01:28:03.000 Did you?

01:28:04.000 Go to the trees.

01:28:06.000 I'd rather be here now.

01:28:08.000 Visualize world peace.

01:28:10.000 Why?

01:28:13.000 Yeah, you're not a part of it.

01:28:14.000 Yeah, you're a colonizer.

01:28:17.000 Weather to the water.

01:28:19.000 Okay, this was pretty interesting.

01:28:21.000 3-7.

01:28:22.000 I shit on condoms a lot, but that's because I know that you guys don't get women pregnant.

01:28:27.000 You physically shit on condoms.

01:28:28.000 Yeah.

01:28:29.000 Take shit.

01:28:29.000 Actually, I did.

01:28:30.000 Oh, yeah, that's right.

01:28:31.000 I did.

01:28:31.000 I shat in.

01:28:32.000 Well, I put shit in a condom and I sucked it, and you guys didn't believe me that it was real.

01:28:38.000 But in other cultures, I don't advocate for avoiding condoms because what this guy means is come in a girl, and if she gets pregnant, well, then you got a son.

01:28:48.000 So what?

01:28:49.000 Make a bunch of sons.

01:28:51.000 No.

01:28:53.000 Hey, no.

01:28:55.000 Anyway, you can pull it up.

01:28:57.000 No, that's 3-8.

01:28:59.000 Which one now?

01:29:00.000 3-7.

01:29:01.000 It's the one after the one you just showed.

01:29:05.000 I do not fuck with condoms.

01:29:07.000 They just feel weird.

01:29:08.000 Why the fuck you use a condom anyway, man?

01:29:10.000 When you was fucking during Corona, did you wear a condom?

01:29:13.000 Hell no.

01:29:13.000 Because I'm seeing two yo's out here that only mean one thing.

01:29:16.000 Somebody want to unprotect.

01:29:17.000 Live by the sword, die by the sword, man.

01:29:19.000 Facts.

01:29:20.000 Condoms are for pussy.

01:29:21.000 I do not fuck with condoms.

01:29:22.000 And then we have Christian Walker.

01:29:24.000 Now, Christian Walker is a raving homosexual.

01:29:27.000 He's Herschel Walker's son.

01:29:29.000 And he has a different take on this kind of behavior.

01:29:32.000 That's the guy we want, by the way.

01:29:34.000 Yes, I know.

01:29:35.000 He got banned.

01:29:37.000 We're going to take him.

01:29:39.000 Instead of ran off to fathers, it would be great if you stayed home and raised your kids instead of ran off to bang a bunch of women who weren't your baby mama.

01:29:48.000 Stay home and raise your freaking kids.

01:29:50.000 Your kids need a father.

01:29:52.000 Get back home.

01:29:53.000 Get back home.

01:29:55.000 If you take out your thing and you get a woman pregnant, guess what?

01:29:58.000 The party days are over.

01:30:01.000 The acting foolish days are over.

01:30:03.000 You go get a freaking job and you support your new family.

01:30:08.000 Get home.

01:30:10.000 Raise your kids.

01:30:11.000 Kids need a man in the house raising them.

01:30:14.000 They need a good dad.

01:30:15.000 They need a loving father.

01:30:17.000 And while you're out taking shots of vodka and tequila, living your high life, your kid is suffering.

01:30:23.000 Get home.

01:30:24.000 Get home.

01:30:26.000 Raise your kids, fathers.

01:30:33.000 Herschel Walker, his dad is an accomplished conservative politician now, post-football.

01:30:41.000 Married his college sweetheart, but they divorced after 19 years of marriage.

01:30:47.000 So that's bad.

01:30:50.000 And then we discover that Christian Walker's father, Herschel, has two additional sons and a daughter, which he did not publicly acknowledge prior to his 2022 campaign for the U.S. Senate.

01:31:02.000 Before these other children were reported, Walker had said that fatherless households were a major, major problem in African-American communities.

01:31:10.000 Speaking of fathers, African-American communities, did you know that Eric Holder's son is convicted of first-degree murder against Nipsey Hussell?

01:31:18.000 What?

01:31:19.000 Yeah.

01:31:20.000 There's no way you would have heard about that.

01:31:25.000 Is that the Eric Holders?

01:31:27.000 Yeah.

01:31:28.000 You know, the guy who says kick them while they're down or whatever?

01:31:31.000 Or we go lower?

01:31:33.000 By the way, Eric Holder is responsible for removing race from crime statistics.

01:31:38.000 Right.

01:31:39.000 So that's why every time we talk about blacks in crime, we're using shit from like 2006.

01:31:45.000 Because him and Obama said, let's just erase that from the books.

01:31:48.000 I'm glad he killed Nipsey Hustle.

01:31:50.000 That guy's annoying.

01:31:51.000 No, dude.

01:31:52.000 I didn't like Nipsey Hustle either because he's just a rapper.

01:31:55.000 But this song slaps.

01:32:08.000 Last time and I checked.

01:32:09.000 I've been self-made from the dribble.

01:32:11.000 I was bent saying I'm a killer.

01:32:13.000 I don't like the rap part, but the chorus is good.

01:32:15.000 That's just a pile of garbage.

01:32:17.000 It's the closest I can get to liking.

01:32:19.000 How is that good?

01:32:21.000 I heard that now with rap, they just find out what your neighborhood is.

01:32:25.000 And they're like, where are you from?

01:32:27.000 Crenshaw?

01:32:28.000 What Boulevard?

01:32:29.000 38th Street born and raised.

01:32:31.000 Sorry, too safe.

01:32:31.000 Bye.

01:32:33.000 But if he's like 36th Street born and raised, they're like, hmm, that's a really dangerous part of town.

01:32:38.000 Okay, you're in.

01:32:40.000 You done time?

01:32:42.000 Yep.

01:32:43.000 Oh, wait.

01:32:45.000 We're wrong.

01:32:46.000 I'm wrong.

01:32:48.000 He's not related.

01:32:49.000 I heard that on a show.

01:32:51.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Rivera has a perfect record.

01:32:55.000 This is a flawless episode of terrible contributions to the show, including things that he heard as a rumor and didn't look up.

01:33:04.000 On a political show, like it was Tim Cool or something.

01:33:08.000 A show more that they pride themselves on being correct about news more than us.

01:33:14.000 Okay, so please, new rule, don't say things on the show that you haven't verified.

01:33:22.000 Okay?

01:33:25.000 Okay?

01:33:26.000 Yes.

01:33:29.000 So here's something I've been meaning to get to for a while.

01:33:31.000 It's one of the craziest things.

01:33:34.000 Canadian schools are now teaching hate, not the merits of hate, but the dangers of hate in school.

01:33:42.000 And there is a pamphlet going around to every student in the entire country on how to avoid racism.

01:33:50.000 They're very specific about racism, anti-black racism.

01:33:53.000 They're not worried about anti-white racism.

01:33:55.000 They make that clear inside.

01:33:57.000 That's not an issue.

01:33:58.000 That's kind of a new thing, isn't it?

01:34:00.000 Where we talk about racism and only involves a few people.

01:34:04.000 Uh-oh.

01:34:05.000 Uh-oh.

01:34:08.000 We should also verify links.

01:34:12.000 That's a bummer.

01:34:13.000 I wanted to see what that was.

01:34:14.000 Was it a PDF from the school?

01:34:18.000 Well, I got actually, I did take a picture of the spot.

01:34:23.000 But this was a very long PDF.

01:34:24.000 It's like 60 pages.

01:34:27.000 And maybe if you look up the mailbag, Canadian Schools.

01:34:35.000 And there was so much gold in there.

01:34:41.000 Maybe if I just look up hate.

01:34:42.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:34:44.000 The letter is Anti-Hate Government Brochure Handed Out to Kids.

01:34:49.000 And it's called Confronting and Preventing Hate in Canadian Schools at nationbuilder.com.

01:34:57.000 Because it's funny that they took it down because I was going to sue them.

01:35:01.000 Our work is made possible in part thanks to a grant from the Anti-Racism Action Program.

01:35:07.000 So they get all this money and they just sit and Google shit and look at Wikipedia and put together a pamphlet.

01:35:13.000 So the section on me is they're talking about hate groups in Canada and they list a bunch of real ones and then they say the Proud Boys.

01:35:21.000 Proud Boys was started in 2016 by Gavin McInnes and has since gained notoriety since the 2017 white supremacy rally in Charlottesville.

01:35:30.000 You see how what they do there?

01:35:31.000 That's like Ben Smith at the beginning.

01:35:33.000 Is his name Ben Smith?

01:35:35.000 Me it's not.

01:35:39.000 Now I got to look that up because it's going to bother people.

01:35:41.000 I'll get it.

01:35:45.000 They don't say it's a white supremacist group.

01:35:48.000 They say it's gained notoriety since then.

01:35:51.000 Trap Music and Chicken Fries has also gained notoriety since that rally.

01:35:56.000 So has the new fucking Elvis movie.

01:36:03.000 But they place it there so your brain, this is called mind control, so your brain goes, oh, well, I presume it's gained notoriety since then because that was their rally.

01:36:14.000 And Donald Trump's call to stand back and stand by at the 2020 presidential debate.

01:36:18.000 They also played a central role.

01:36:20.000 So now it just reads, you played a central role in Charlottesville.

01:36:26.000 They also played a central role in the January 6th violent insurrection at Capitol Hill.

01:36:30.000 In 2017, they disrupted an Indigenous event on Canada Day in Halifax.

01:36:36.000 No.

01:36:37.000 They asked questions to people who were having an anti-Canada Day rally in Halifax.

01:36:45.000 They were very civil about it, and they had a flag that said, fuck Canada.

01:36:49.000 These guys were all in the military, second generation military, and they didn't like that someone was shitting on their country and their flag on that same day.

01:36:58.000 But because one of the lunatics called herself Chief Grizzly Mama, they called it an indigenous thing.

01:37:05.000 And so they all got fired and quit.

01:37:09.000 They are responsible for numerous instances of violence at rallies.

01:37:12.000 They are a group of predominantly white young men.

01:37:14.000 Now, if you're a young person in school and you read about a white supremacy group that's predominantly white, don't you go, can we extrapolate on that, please?

01:37:23.000 With known chapters in Ontario, Manitoba, and Alberta, their mottos include West is best.

01:37:28.000 See, these fucking idiots are doing a good ad for white supremacy.

01:37:34.000 Because all of these things sound awesome.

01:37:36.000 West is best, glorify the entrepreneur, venerate the housewife, and I won't apologize for creating the modern world.

01:37:41.000 And then you hear Donald Trump's into them and you go, I guess I'm a white supremacist.

01:37:47.000 You dummies are advertising exactly what you think you're out to fight, and you're making it sound awesome.

01:37:55.000 Some chapters have closed down since the Canadian government declared the Prowboys a terrorist entity in 2021.

01:38:01.000 However, given that it is a widespread set of beliefs among the far-right wing, it's anticipated that the ideology will manifest itself in a different way under a different banner.

01:38:12.000 Whatever the fuck that means.

01:38:19.000 Deco.

01:38:23.000 All right, let's go to the war on kids.

01:38:25.000 It's been a long app, but you know, we took Monday off.

01:38:29.000 Tuesday was off the cuff.

01:38:32.000 Got a lot to catch up on, folks.

01:38:34.000 We want to stay informed.

01:38:35.000 And my pocket square keeps sinking.

01:38:39.000 Hello, fam!

01:38:40.000 I had a text page upgrade.

01:38:42.000 Who wants to pamp my bag?

01:38:44.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

01:38:49.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrine.

01:38:55.000 Fun your feet, soldier!

01:38:58.000 Fun your feet!

01:39:00.000 I really like that font.

01:39:03.000 Did you make that?

01:39:04.000 No.

01:39:06.000 That looks like Big Brother or something like that.

01:39:11.000 But I'll check it out.

01:39:12.000 So this is Ancient Chinese Secret, but it's fucking intense.

01:39:16.000 A sexual pleasuring class.

01:39:19.000 This was in a place in Washington State, about two hours north of Tacoma, right by the Canadian border, small town.

01:39:26.000 I forget what it's called.

01:39:30.000 School board member is holding a sexual pleasure class for kids as young as nine at her all-ages sex shop.

01:39:38.000 There is no such thing as an all-ages sex shop.

01:39:42.000 Could I have the firearm, please?

01:39:45.000 Let's read the first thing.

01:39:46.000 I can't believe I'm seeing the word nine and dildo so close together.

01:39:51.000 Workshops are divided by age and topics and will vary for developmental appropriateness.

01:39:55.000 Topics covered in this two-day workshop may include healthy relationships and relationship models, the science of puberty, consent and communication.

01:40:03.000 Could this sound more groomery?

01:40:06.000 What is consent?

01:40:09.000 It's not really what people think it is.

01:40:11.000 Sometimes consent can be after the fact when they realize they loved it, but they were saying no at first.

01:40:19.000 Gender and sexual identities.

01:40:20.000 That's important for nine-year-olds.

01:40:22.000 Sexual anatomy for pleasure and reproduction.

01:40:25.000 Reproduction?

01:40:27.000 What is sex?

01:40:28.000 Solo and partnered sexual activities.

01:40:31.000 This sounds like it's written by Nambla.

01:40:34.000 Safer sex for all kinds of sexual activities.

01:40:36.000 The ethics and realities of sexualized media and pornography.

01:40:40.000 $50 sliding scale available for people of all genders and identities.

01:40:44.000 Oh, good.

01:40:45.000 And then the next...

01:40:46.000 Bellingham.

01:40:47.000 That's the name of the town.

01:40:48.000 Let me see the picture next.

01:40:50.000 That's the wink wink boutique.

01:40:54.000 Get the fuck back in your fucking hole!

01:40:56.000 Now!

01:40:59.000 You guys are not going to believe this.

01:41:01.000 I have a hunch some of you know this.

01:41:03.000 Kids are not sexual.

01:41:05.000 Do you remember having sex when you were like 16?

01:41:09.000 It was not a fuck fest.

01:41:13.000 I lost my virginity at 17.

01:41:15.000 It was considered very late in my community.

01:41:17.000 And it was very awkward.

01:41:20.000 There was no moves.

01:41:21.000 Maybe it's different now with porn, but there was no cool moves going on.

01:41:25.000 We were both very nervous.

01:41:27.000 It lasted a few seconds.

01:41:30.000 I was freaked out by the way it felt.

01:41:31.000 It went in and sideways or something.

01:41:36.000 I guess I jizzed in a condom.

01:41:38.000 I don't even remember.

01:41:40.000 In fact, and this might just be Canada, Ottawa, and Montreal.

01:41:45.000 But I sort of felt like they didn't start getting good at it, if you will.

01:41:52.000 Like getting into it, I didn't feel like that happened in time.

01:41:55.000 20s.

01:41:55.000 All of my teen sex was like, oh, sorry, ow, out.

01:42:00.000 And I like, hold on, I'm coming.

01:42:06.000 Like, I don't think they would even initiate it until I was in my 20s.

01:42:10.000 Anyway, they're treating that stage where you're like, all right, let's get down to brass tacks.

01:42:16.000 How about a butt plug?

01:42:16.000 How about a fucking ball gag?

01:42:18.000 How about I fucking lick your ass while I put a dildo in your pussy?

01:42:22.000 They're making that thing, which you should get to 25.

01:42:29.000 That's a late 20s, 30s, 40s thing.

01:42:34.000 They're making all that for nine-year-olds.

01:42:36.000 Nine-year-olds, I've said this a million times, when there's a kiss scene in a movie, they go like this.

01:42:43.000 They don't like any of that shit, and it's genetic.

01:42:46.000 God put that in their DNA because he didn't want them getting fucked.

01:42:50.000 So please stop it.

01:42:52.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.

01:42:57.000 That scared me.

01:42:59.000 You're like, no, not me, Alex.

01:43:00.000 I didn't say that.

01:43:01.000 What did I do?

01:43:01.000 I'm the good guy.

01:43:03.000 I've always been a big defender of you.

01:43:05.000 I will eat your ass.

01:43:07.000 Oh, dude, that new movie, Alex's War.

01:43:10.000 I'll eat your ass.

01:43:11.000 It's showing here at the end of the month, I believe.

01:43:14.000 Oh, yes, yes.

01:43:15.000 But the premiere is in Austin soon.

01:43:17.000 It's by Navad.

01:43:18.000 What's his name?

01:43:20.000 Nadav, yeah.

01:43:21.000 Nadav.

01:43:22.000 I love that guy.

01:43:24.000 I hate that name.

01:43:25.000 Just call him his other name.

01:43:27.000 We won't say it, but he's got another name.

01:43:29.000 Oh, good.

01:43:31.000 Yeah.

01:43:32.000 Vaden?

01:43:33.000 It's better backwards, even.

01:43:36.000 That's so fucking funny.

01:43:37.000 So true.

01:43:38.000 Do you have the clip?

01:43:40.000 Oh, you want to.

01:43:41.000 Yeah, if I'm talking about a movie, let's show the trailer.

01:43:46.000 Alex's War.

01:43:48.000 It's Alex's War.

01:43:51.000 And I love how the left thinks that one little thing, one mistake, just ends you.

01:43:55.000 So the Sandy Hook mistake means Alex Jones, the other 700,000 hours of him talking about bullshit.

01:44:03.000 The story you're about to see is true.

01:44:05.000 This is reality.

01:44:06.000 Truth is stranger than fiction.

01:44:10.000 I'm the most banned, most demise media person in the world.

01:44:13.000 Alex Jones is a fake.

01:44:14.000 And he's a performance artist.

01:44:16.000 I'm perceived as a clown, the nut, the maniac.

01:44:20.000 On his website, InfoWars, he tells Harry Paranoya.

01:44:25.000 The ticket's most offensive theories.

01:44:28.000 Alex Jones claims that 9-11 and the Oklahoma City bombings were inside jobs.

01:44:33.000 Don't you stand for America, sir?

01:44:35.000 He said me and Hillary are demons.

01:44:38.000 You are.

01:44:39.000 Ain't that something?

01:44:40.000 You're burning hell.

01:44:42.000 I met him back in the 1990s.

01:44:44.000 I knew right away he was going to be a star.

01:44:47.000 I saw all these conspiracy theorists that were talking about the New World Order.

01:44:50.000 I thought that's what I'll do.

01:44:54.000 That turned out to be bullshit, huh?

01:44:55.000 Is that a new world order early on that I really wanted to wage war on?

01:44:59.000 You're lying to the public.

01:45:00.000 It's disgusting.

01:45:01.000 Well, she takes Alex.

01:45:05.000 Everything's a war.

01:45:07.000 That's the way the universe works.

01:45:08.000 And everything is propaganda.

01:45:10.000 I don't trust Donald Trump, but I agree with probably 95% of what Donald Trump says.

01:45:15.000 Your reputation's amazing.

01:45:17.000 I will not let you down.

01:45:19.000 That's when the media took the gloves off.

01:45:22.000 Alex Jones said the Sandy Hook shooting, which claimed the lives of 20 children, was fake.

01:45:27.000 I try to tell the truth, and sometimes I'm wrong.

01:45:29.000 Did the New York Times get in trouble for consciously lying about WMDs that then led to a war, killed tens of thousands in conflict?

01:45:36.000 No.

01:45:37.000 For the attempts to deplatform us.

01:45:39.000 You look like Sam Kinnison.

01:45:40.000 The CIA, the FBI following me around.

01:45:42.000 All right, second one.

01:45:44.000 Anyway, we should all check that out.

01:45:46.000 My body, my choice.

01:45:48.000 This is exactly the same as someone with Down syndrome saying, my body, my choice.

01:45:53.000 This is one of the most disturbing videos.

01:45:55.000 We talked about this with one of the callers last night.

01:45:58.000 But abortions are to prevent kids from being alive.

01:46:03.000 So to see a kid joining an abortion rally is particularly alarming.

01:46:09.000 And that father needs to get his fucking ass kicked.

01:46:20.000 Also, my body, my choice means if I fuck a dude and he comes in me, I should have the right to get rid of the baby.

01:46:27.000 I don't want a kid talking about what to do if someone comes in you.

01:46:33.000 Wait, actually coming from a kid, she's correct because it's her body, even if she's in a pregnant mother.

01:46:39.000 So it should be her choice as a baby.

01:46:42.000 She didn't realize it's a pro-life rally.

01:46:44.000 So if her mom had a choice, she wouldn't have a choice if her mom had a choice.

01:46:50.000 My choice.

01:46:53.000 That's pro-life.

01:46:56.000 All right.

01:46:56.000 This is a fucking long app.

01:46:58.000 Let's do the feminism.

01:47:01.000 Shit.

01:47:03.000 Damn it.

01:47:04.000 The long-ass motherfucker.

01:47:05.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?

01:47:08.000 We are the storm.

01:47:09.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

01:47:16.000 Who said I was too pretty to fight?

01:47:22.000 And that's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

01:47:29.000 Maybe there's hot chicks in the audience at our shows because we talk about this and we talk about beauty a lot.

01:47:34.000 Hmm.

01:47:37.000 You think the ugly ones stay home or something?

01:47:42.000 The ugly ones don't like the subject of beauty because they know they don't fare well.

01:47:48.000 So earlier, Tucker was talking about who he hates, and Ben Smith was implying it's blacks, and he was saying it's actually you and old basically spinsters, boomer-angry woman liberals.

01:48:00.000 Amanda Marcott is a perfect example of this.

01:48:04.000 I've taken her to court for calling Proud Boys white supremacists and spent a lot of money telling her to watch what the fuck she says.

01:48:12.000 And it worked.

01:48:13.000 She doesn't talk about me anymore.

01:48:15.000 But I thought this was funny.

01:48:16.000 Back from Trump Country, comma, why is there a comma there?

01:48:20.000 And can confirm what I long suspected.

01:48:23.000 The trans panic is the new version of what was decades of the Title IX panic.

01:48:27.000 In both cases, it's about conservative men's heavy dependence on myths of male strength as the main source of self-esteem.

01:48:36.000 So the idea that men are stronger than women is a myth.

01:48:40.000 And we don't want women participating in male sport because they'll kick our ass.

01:48:48.000 And by the way, back from Trump Country, she's implying that she talked to all these cool Midwesterners and got a good gauge on what the culture is.

01:48:55.000 She talked to her dad.

01:48:57.000 And her dad said a bunch of logical shit about how Title IX ruined sports for everyone, especially women.

01:49:05.000 And yeah, Title IX, remember what Title IX is?

01:49:08.000 It's we need as much money and attention going into women's sports as men's sports, which meant if this team had an awesome foot, this school had an awesome football team and like three girls that play lacrosse, we have to put both attention on, the same attention on both.

01:49:23.000 Okay, so you just killed the boys' football team.

01:49:26.000 And now these women are running around with gold lacrosse sticks.

01:49:29.000 Click on her picture?

01:49:32.000 Of course there's a fucking cat in it.

01:49:35.000 You wasted your life.

01:49:37.000 You wasted your life.

01:49:39.000 You are childless.

01:49:41.000 You look like a dude.

01:49:44.000 Your bangs are gross.

01:49:46.000 Your boyfriend dumped you.

01:49:51.000 Okay.

01:49:52.000 Sorry, go back.

01:49:55.000 For the entire time I was growing up, there was a lot of anger at Title IX, which came down to this.

01:49:59.000 If women participated fully in sports, it might expose that the differences between male and female bodies aren't as vast as the patriarchy wants us to believe.

01:50:08.000 Have we not had this truth hammered down our throats?

01:50:12.000 Even on this show with the female skateboarder who was male and the female track and field black dudes who were just like dudes with long hair, they just put a bunch of fucking rope in their braids and said, I'm a woman.

01:50:27.000 No, you're a fast fag.

01:50:30.000 In particular, aging and out-of-shaped men relied heavily on the myth that having a penis and an XY chromosome meant you were stronger, healthier, and more vigorous than literally every woman on the planet.

01:50:41.000 Yeah.

01:50:42.000 Keeping women from building muscles helped maintain the myth.

01:50:46.000 Keeping women from building muscles.

01:50:50.000 Could you be more deluded?

01:50:51.000 This woman's job is storytelling, basically, and her job is to impart knowledge to other people after doing research.

01:50:57.000 And this is what she comes up with.

01:51:00.000 You're incompetent.

01:51:01.000 After decades of women in sports, the resistance to letting cis women demonstrate vitality has eroded.

01:51:08.000 But that need to believe the XY chromosome is basically magic persists.

01:51:12.000 Okay, Amanda, let's fight.

01:51:16.000 I got the ring.

01:51:17.000 We're the same strength.

01:51:18.000 Let's spar, headgear, and all.

01:51:21.000 Will it be a normal fight?

01:51:23.000 No.

01:51:24.000 I'll clobber you and then I'll feel like shit for two days.

01:51:27.000 So now the XY makes you a superhero myth is maintained by keeping a strict gender separation of men and women.

01:51:32.000 Like, talk about a cold take.

01:51:36.000 We are keeping women out of our sports.

01:51:38.000 Okay, why don't you, let's get you in football.

01:51:41.000 How about you play tackle football at their nearest high school, Amanda?

01:51:46.000 And we'll see how...

01:51:47.000 And then they go, men can continue to assert, since they'll never be tested, that they'd beat Serena Williams in a tennis match.

01:51:52.000 That's your example?

01:51:53.000 Serena Williams, basically Mike Tyson with long hair?

01:51:57.000 No, I don't think I could beat Serena Williams in a tennis match.

01:52:01.000 She's an absolute freak.

01:52:03.000 But all of male professionals in tennis could beat Serena Williams.

01:52:11.000 And tennis is a weird sport, too, because it's not that muscular.

01:52:16.000 But if you mixed men and women's tennis, you know men would be at the top, right?

01:52:21.000 Now, this sport relies heavily on upper body strength.

01:52:26.000 How does it fare?

01:52:29.000 Not great for the ladies.

01:52:30.000 Look at this myth.

01:52:31.000 Women are kicking ass.

01:52:34.000 Holy shit, imagine being in the audience.

01:52:36.000 Their own ass.

01:52:38.000 Yeah.

01:52:39.000 I'll just go down the side.

01:52:41.000 She can barely go down the dirt hill.

01:52:44.000 Okay.

01:52:44.000 You got it?

01:52:45.000 You're doing it.

01:52:46.000 No, you give up.

01:52:48.000 And you're down.

01:52:51.000 Holy shit, I would be laughing.

01:52:56.000 She can do that.

01:52:58.000 Yay, I did it.

01:52:59.000 Puts up her hand.

01:53:03.000 Amazing.

01:53:07.000 I don't know if you want to see the men's.

01:53:09.000 Yeah, I'd love to see the men's.

01:53:11.000 When I had my first son, I presumed he'd be doing this, and I'd be at these matches.

01:53:16.000 Turned out to be baseball.

01:53:18.000 Oh, well.

01:53:20.000 Oh, they're going to wipe out.

01:53:22.000 Look at them.

01:53:23.000 They're so scared.

01:53:26.000 Look at them wipe out.

01:53:26.000 Look at this.

01:53:27.000 He left the door open, but Nate did not make him pay.

01:53:30.000 Slightly different course.

01:53:32.000 Missing entire jumps.

01:53:34.000 Now, there's no it's not really a fair comparison.

01:53:37.000 This is a different skill in a sense.

01:53:42.000 Oh, look at this jump coming up.

01:53:45.000 I would think that would be the case.

01:53:47.000 I'm glad the women aren't doing that course.

01:53:49.000 They'd be fucking dead.

01:53:51.000 And so that.

01:53:52.000 Wee!

01:53:58.000 I think if Adams can keep the differential ones down to a second course.

01:54:01.000 Oh, here's the direct comparison.

01:54:04.000 This is the exact course.

01:54:06.000 Oh, good.

01:54:08.000 Still waiting for a wipeout.

01:54:09.000 One girl went through the...

01:54:12.000 Still anticipating a wipeout.

01:54:14.000 You got another one over?

01:54:16.000 Okay.

01:54:17.000 They're now at the second lap, the men.

01:54:22.000 What a myth.

01:54:23.000 Can you believe men are hiding from Serena Williams on the dirt bike track?

01:54:27.000 Well, men stop them from being good at this.

01:54:29.000 Yeah.

01:54:30.000 Every time they tried to get on the bike, they pushed them off and gave them.

01:54:32.000 Yeah, they make it illegal.

01:54:34.000 They give them pie ingredients.

01:54:35.000 Like, this is Amanda Marcott's world.

01:54:37.000 Just let us show you.

01:54:39.000 Okay, you suck.

01:54:44.000 I mean...

01:54:46.000 And, you know, men are ultimately benevolent.

01:54:49.000 And we don't like seeing this.

01:54:51.000 We're like, okay, let's have a different course for you.

01:54:54.000 And they're like, no, we can do it.

01:54:55.000 Oh, look, one guy had a problem.

01:55:01.000 He's off.

01:55:05.000 Oh, she just kind of gave up.

01:55:06.000 Now she's just kind of walking the bike.

01:55:10.000 Pathetic.

01:55:12.000 So Amanda Marcott is obviously a washed-up hag who ruined her life and wasted it writing for fucking salon.

01:55:19.000 What a waste of time.

01:55:20.000 But another example, this is Wendy Williams.

01:55:23.000 This woman, the childless woman, I think actually Wendy does have a kid, but she's had like a bunch of terrible marriages that have gone down the drain.

01:55:31.000 And the kid's not around and the dad's not around.

01:55:34.000 And she works all the time and she's not a housewife.

01:55:38.000 We can't venerate her.

01:55:39.000 But we can vet her.

01:55:41.000 And she fails.

01:55:42.000 Her brain has just turned to mush.

01:55:44.000 Now, this could just be an isolated story of mental illness, but I can't help but think it's what happens when a woman chooses a career, no matter how exciting that career is, over being a mom.

01:55:57.000 And this is an amazing interview because you can put it fucking anywhere.

01:56:02.000 Ms. has kind of bid farewell to television.

01:56:06.000 We know that already, but there is a plan she has.

01:56:10.000 She has a big plan.

01:56:11.000 It does not involve television.

01:56:13.000 It does involve communication.

01:56:15.000 It involves communication.

01:56:17.000 It involves Wendy doing a show, not a TV show, and a very profitable one she believes it will be.

01:56:25.000 So without further ado, let's bring in the guest of honor to tell us all about her plans.

01:56:32.000 Wendy Williams joining us on TMZ Live once again.

01:56:35.000 Wendy, it is great to see you.

01:56:37.000 Welcome back.

01:56:38.000 Hey, Wendy.

01:56:39.000 Well, welcome to my formal apartment.

01:56:42.000 Thank you.

01:56:45.000 We are duly impressed.

01:56:48.000 So let's get right into it.

01:56:51.000 That's a big statement for somebody who's been a fixture on television that you're using from more than a decade.

01:56:57.000 So tell us a very successful one.

01:56:59.000 So Morton and I were talked, and I was like, you know, I've got enough money to do something else.

01:57:07.000 And what I've never done, podcasts, which, by the way, podcasts everyone has.

01:57:14.000 But when you're famous, podcasts will make more money for me being famous.

01:57:20.000 Or showing her fail.

01:57:22.000 The Wendy Williams Show.

01:57:23.000 So, podcast.

01:57:25.000 Where will I go?

01:57:26.000 I'm not sure.

01:57:27.000 Europe.

01:57:29.000 You know, the France.

01:57:33.000 You're doing a podcast, but where are you going to go?

01:57:36.000 Oh, I'll do a podcast in the France.

01:57:40.000 No one asks where you're going to do your podcast.

01:57:43.000 That's kind of the whole point.

01:57:45.000 And yeah, we see your ring.

01:57:46.000 We got it.

01:57:46.000 It's a very expensive ring.

01:57:48.000 It's a matter of time.

01:57:49.000 She's not lonely.

01:57:52.000 I apologize.

01:57:53.000 That was a burpann fart, by the way.

01:57:55.000 Wherever I want to go.

01:57:57.000 Also, I know Oz.

01:58:01.000 I know, you know, many people.

01:58:06.000 Many people.

01:58:07.000 Me too.

01:58:08.000 Dr. Oz, by the way.

01:58:09.000 You know Dr. Oz?

01:58:11.000 Of course.

01:58:11.000 Yeah.

01:58:12.000 No.

01:58:12.000 We're TMZ, but we've been here.

01:58:14.000 I've been in New Jersey so many times I can't account.

01:58:18.000 Also, you know.

01:58:20.000 It's always a lot of fun.

01:58:21.000 Let's get started.

01:58:23.000 Our first caress.

01:58:34.000 What a lazy fake feint.

01:58:37.000 Plenty of people.

01:58:38.000 Black things.

01:58:39.000 So I'm ready to like, fortunately, I have enough money.

01:58:45.000 I could do nothing at all and just relax in my gorgeous apartment.

01:58:50.000 By the way, doesn't it look gorgeous?

01:58:53.000 Oh, do you see me sitting on my throne from the window?

01:58:57.000 Is that your throne you have there?

01:58:59.000 Excuse me.

01:59:01.000 Oh, now we can see it.

01:59:02.000 Well, all right.

01:59:04.000 Glad to see you took that with you.

01:59:06.000 So I want to say something.

01:59:08.000 It's interesting to me because I used to do radio.

01:59:10.000 Before I did TV, I did radio.

01:59:12.000 I feel bad for her.

01:59:13.000 She's probably on drugs, though.

01:59:14.000 So there's nothing really to pity there.

01:59:15.000 Well, if you don't want to feel bad about women, check out, we talked about this the other day, Michelle Wolf playing God.

01:59:21.000 She said, I felt like God when I killed my baby.

01:59:25.000 And I go, yeah, that's why it's evil.

01:59:27.000 I said this on Getter.

01:59:29.000 You're playing God.

01:59:31.000 Yeah, I think I mentioned this on Compound Censored.

01:59:36.000 Okay, let's jump to my pet Biden.

01:59:38.000 Ooh, that face.

01:59:40.000 Last segment of the show.

01:59:42.000 Correct.

01:59:43.000 Oh, good.

01:59:44.000 I'm glad we're covering this lot of important shit.

01:59:48.000 Biden, on him I can depend.

01:59:51.000 My pet.

01:59:53.000 Biden.

01:59:53.000 A monster of a president.

01:59:56.000 He's big and foo and sleepy.

01:59:58.000 But a friendly monster too.

02:00:00.000 My pet.

02:00:01.000 Biden.

02:00:02.000 Wait, what?

02:00:02.000 That doesn't rhyme.

02:00:07.000 Wouldn't it be weird meeting Joe Biden?

02:00:11.000 Hey, man.

02:00:13.000 I'd want to drag it out.

02:00:14.000 I'd kiss his ass because I'd want to drag it out for as much as possible.

02:00:18.000 As long as possible.

02:00:19.000 But you'd also feel like I'm with a demon.

02:00:22.000 My only question with him is, what percentage is demon and what percentage is just raging incompetence?

02:00:32.000 He's literally selling us out four or five.

02:00:35.000 We're low on gas.

02:00:38.000 I'm spending $100 a tank in the middle of a historic gas crisis.

02:00:43.000 Joe Biden shipped 1 million barrels of oil from the American Petroleum Reserve to a Chinese company his son Hunter has a large investment in.

02:00:53.000 Move your mouse, Ryan.

02:00:55.000 This is by far the worst scandal of the regime.

02:00:58.000 The only answer is impeachment.

02:01:00.000 Pass it on.

02:01:01.000 And then he's got the article that's talking about that.

02:01:05.000 Steve Binnen was just swatted in D.C., by the way.

02:01:08.000 Oh, really?

02:01:10.000 How come we don't get swatted?

02:01:12.000 I want to be swatted.

02:01:13.000 No, you don't.

02:01:14.000 That's the problem.

02:01:15.000 That's a joke.

02:01:18.000 Oh.

02:01:20.000 Where's Hunter at the White House?

02:01:22.000 There's no crack there.

02:01:27.000 So Hunter obviously profits from that sale.

02:01:30.000 And what happens when Hunter profits?

02:01:31.000 The big guy gets money.

02:01:33.000 So while we are suffering, while our bank accounts are being emptied at the gas tank, he is taking the remaining gas, selling it to China for a sweet under-the-table deal.

02:01:47.000 I say, is it evil?

02:01:48.000 Is it incompetent?

02:01:49.000 It's both.

02:01:52.000 And then we've all seen this, right?

02:01:53.000 4-6, he said I never discuss business, my son's overseas business.

02:02:00.000 Why is there a voicemail of the president talking to his son about his overseas business dealings if the president has said he's never spoken to his son about his overseas business?

02:02:12.000 How many times have you ever spoken to your son about his overseas business dealings?

02:02:17.000 I've never spoken to my son about his overseas business dealings.

02:02:19.000 And everybody's looked at it and said there's nothing there.

02:02:22.000 Ask the right questions.

02:02:24.000 Well, first I'll say that what the president just said stands.

02:02:29.000 So they have never discussed with my son or my brother or anyone else anything has to do with their business.

02:02:36.000 And secondly, business dealings.

02:02:42.000 And he says, I think you're clear.

02:02:44.000 I thought the article released this thing on online.

02:02:47.000 It's going to be printed to one of the times was good.

02:02:50.000 I need to clear.

02:02:52.000 How is that not him talking to his son about his overseas business dealings?

02:02:56.000 We're not from this podium.

02:02:57.000 I am not going to talk about alleged materials from the laptop.

02:03:01.000 Why is there a voicemail?

02:03:04.000 So just a sea of incompetence.

02:03:08.000 An incompetent rube criminal stealing our money and doing sweet deals with our enemies.

02:03:15.000 China's our enemy.

02:03:16.000 He's not doing it with Canada.

02:03:18.000 He's doing it with our arch enemy who has rocket silos, who has military artillery pointed at us right now.

02:03:28.000 And he's like, they're not the bad guys.

02:03:30.000 They're the dictionary definition of the bad guys.

02:03:33.000 But of course, as he steals our gas and gives it to other people, and we've all seen the graph of the gas, right?

02:03:41.000 Price going up, up, up, up, up.

02:03:42.000 Ukraine war is here.

02:03:45.000 Even if it was 100% responsible for the increases during the war, which it isn't, that's still like 2% of all of this.

02:03:56.000 Deep.

02:03:57.000 Actually, the screen's backwards, right?

02:03:59.000 So it'd be like it would go.

02:04:02.000 Don't worry, we're going to have a whiteboard for you soon.

02:04:06.000 The whiteboard would still be backwards.

02:04:08.000 Yeah, but you switch it around.

02:04:11.000 We got a long way to go because of inflation, because of the, I call it, the Putin tax increase.

02:04:18.000 Putin because of gasoline and all that grain he's keeping from being able to get to the market.

02:04:24.000 We got a long way to go.

02:04:25.000 It's Putin's fault.

02:04:27.000 And here he is.

02:04:28.000 Vice got some affirmative action hires to interview him.

02:04:31.000 And he says, drunk driving is not a felony.

02:04:34.000 Now, drunk driving is a misdemeanor.

02:04:36.000 Well, this is what it is in New York.

02:04:37.000 It's pretty much the same everywhere in the States.

02:04:39.000 It's a misdemeanor the first time.

02:04:41.000 Second time, it's a felony.

02:04:43.000 And if you kill someone the first time, it's a hell of a lot more than a fucking misdemeanor.

02:04:48.000 But he's decided that, no, it's never a felony.

02:04:52.000 Drive drunk.

02:04:53.000 That's my rule.

02:04:54.000 I got my own laws.

02:04:57.000 Arrest for the purpose of dealing with a felony that's committed, and I don't count drunk driving as a felony.

02:05:05.000 Good reaction, team.

02:05:07.000 You only arrest for the purpose of Guinness, because the law is different with respect to him.

02:05:14.000 Drunk driving is a felony if you hurt someone or if it's your second time.

02:05:19.000 And secondly, wait, we only arrest for felonies now?

02:05:25.000 What percentage of arrests are felonies?

02:05:29.000 It's probably fucking half, less?

02:05:34.000 That's a good question.

02:05:35.000 Too bad we don't trust Siri anymore.

02:05:38.000 We trust her enough to just passively listen to everything.

02:05:44.000 It's hard to find immediately.

02:05:46.000 Let's see.

02:05:47.000 What percentage of arrests are felonies?

02:05:50.000 Oh, how about arrests breakdown by misdemeanor?

02:05:56.000 Yeah, we can compare the two.

02:05:59.000 Am I going to have to look on my face?

02:06:01.000 How many arrests are felonies?

02:06:04.000 How many arrests are for felonies?

02:06:08.000 This isn't not good TB.

02:06:11.000 Four felonies.

02:06:19.000 Didn't help.

02:06:20.000 All right.

02:06:22.000 A big problem, a huge problem with Biden, of course, is that he's fucking ancient, which is why I'm not that excited about Trump coming back.

02:06:29.000 I would prefer DeSantis.

02:06:31.000 But check out this chart of how...

02:06:33.000 What's this now?

02:06:38.000 Felony arrests are way below misdemeanor arrests.

02:06:41.000 Yeah, that's what I assume.

02:06:45.000 Check out this list.

02:06:46.000 This is 5-0 of the ages of the Founding Fathers.

02:06:50.000 You probably know this.

02:06:51.000 I'm a Canadian-British immigrant, and I'm only learning shit like this now.

02:06:56.000 I knew they were young, but I didn't know James Monroe was 18.

02:07:01.000 20, 20, 21, 25, 30, 30, 33.

02:07:04.000 Thomas Paine, the ancient, 39.

02:07:07.000 Joe Biden is 79.

02:07:09.000 Nancy Pelosi is 82.

02:07:10.000 Chuck Schumer's 71.

02:07:12.000 I mean, 79.

02:07:13.000 If you're dying and you're 79, you're like, I had a good run.

02:07:17.000 Later, everybody.

02:07:23.000 And then, of course, we have the vice president who has really interesting things to say.

02:07:28.000 I've told you my theory about her, right?

02:07:30.000 She's dying for a t-shirt slogan that's going to put her in the history books.

02:07:35.000 She wants a, we have nothing to fear but fear itself.

02:07:39.000 So she always takes the words that are the words, and what are they?

02:07:44.000 They're the words.

02:07:46.000 She'll repeat a phrase many times, hoping it becomes this grand slogan.

02:07:51.000 And it's fucking retarded.

02:07:53.000 Just be Mike Pence.

02:07:55.000 Just like say a normal script and stop trying to make a bumper sticker every time you open your fucking mouth.

02:08:02.000 Is this where she's not burdened by the past of her?

02:08:07.000 We've got to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to have to take it seriously.

02:08:11.000 Turn it up.

02:08:12.000 The whole nation should understand and have a level of empathy to understand that this can happen anywhere in any peace-loving community.

02:08:23.000 And we should stand together and speak out about why it's got to stop.

02:08:30.000 Madam Vice President.

02:08:32.000 Thank you.

02:08:34.000 Okay, I don't know why I included that.

02:08:35.000 That sounded stupid.

02:08:36.000 You've seen the one where she showed it.

02:08:38.000 You know what she said?

02:08:39.000 We couldn't hear it.

02:08:40.000 She said, we have to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to take this seriously.

02:08:50.000 See if you can hear that.

02:08:52.000 It's a lot of background noise.

02:08:54.000 It's bottoming out.

02:08:57.000 We have to take this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to take this seriously.

02:09:02.000 And then we have Unburdened by What Has Been, 5-2.

02:09:05.000 Yes, this is the good one.

02:09:13.000 Odds and the obstacles.

02:09:16.000 We push to move forward.

02:09:19.000 That we are guided by what we see that can be unburdened by what has been.

02:09:30.000 That doesn't make sense.

02:09:31.000 Despite the odds and the obstacles.

02:09:34.000 This is the compilation of her saying that forever and ever, like a million kajillion times.

02:09:40.000 Not a joke!

02:09:41.000 That is not a joke!

02:09:42.000 That is a natural fact!

02:09:44.000 It is not a joke.

02:09:45.000 I'm not joking about this.

02:09:46.000 Not a joke.

02:09:47.000 No, really.

02:09:48.000 I mean it.

02:09:48.000 No, really, it is.

02:09:49.000 I mean it.

02:09:49.000 This is for real.

02:09:50.000 But all kidding aside.

02:09:51.000 No, I mean it.

02:09:52.000 I'm not kidding.

02:09:53.000 We got Jim Crow sneaking back in.

02:09:55.000 No, I mean it.

02:09:56.000 No, not a joke.

02:09:57.000 Think about it, guys.

02:09:58.000 It's not a joke.

02:09:59.000 Not a joke.

02:09:59.000 It's no joke.

02:10:00.000 Not a joke.

02:10:01.000 Not a joke.

02:10:02.000 not a joke.

02:10:03.000 Not a joke.

02:10:04.000 Not a joke.

02:10:04.000 I said this to someone at the bar the other day, and I was like, not a joke.

02:10:07.000 You know, like Joe Biden always says, and they go, I didn't know he says that.

02:10:11.000 How do you not know not a joke?

02:10:14.000 What are you, veto?

02:10:17.000 And then 5-3, this one you've seen, I hope, the Work Together one.

02:10:22.000 I think this is the compilation, but yeah.

02:10:29.000 Wait, what are you doing?

02:10:31.000 No, that's the compilation if anybody wants to see it.

02:10:33.000 Kamala Harris is certainly unburdened by much in the gray matter department.

02:10:37.000 That's another one she said.

02:10:40.000 I had it time coded, didn't I?

02:10:42.000 This one here?

02:10:44.000 Yeah, dude.

02:10:44.000 This is 30 seconds.

02:10:46.000 Oh, okay.

02:10:48.000 Climate crisis, which is why we will work together and continue to work together to address these issues, to tackle these challenges, and to work together as we continue to work operating from the new norms,

02:11:03.000 rules, and agreements that we will convene to work together on to galvanize global action.

02:11:12.000 With that, I thank you all.

02:11:14.000 This is a matter of urgent priority for all of us, and I know we will work on this together.

02:11:19.000 Thank you.

02:11:22.000 I just want to whisper in an ear that you make sure you say work together.

02:11:26.000 I'm doing a tour of the library here, and talking about the significance of the passage of time, right?

02:11:32.000 The significance of the passage of time.

02:11:35.000 So when you think about it, there is great significance to the passage of time.

02:11:43.000 Maria Bartola has been crying all day.

02:11:47.000 This is a new one two hours ago.

02:11:49.000 Oh.

02:11:50.000 Reads the prompter.

02:11:51.000 Power.

02:11:53.000 It is noteworthy that the percentage of women who register to vote and cast a ballot is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so.

02:12:01.000 End of quote.

02:12:02.000 Repeat the line.

02:12:03.000 Women are not without electoral hands or flip or four.

02:12:17.000 Repeat the line.

02:12:19.000 Percentage of men.

02:12:20.000 Go fuck yourself, San Diego.

02:12:24.000 Repeat the line.

02:12:25.000 Women are not without electoral and or political.

02:12:29.000 Or maybe precisely, not and/or.

02:12:32.000 See, him fucking up right there, is realizing that he fucked up, and he's like thinking and then also trying to speak.

02:12:38.000 Women are not without electoral.

02:12:40.000 That is consistently higher than the percentage of the men who do so.

02:12:44.000 End of quote.

02:12:45.000 Repeat the line.

02:12:46.000 Women are not without electoral and or political or maybe precise, not and/or or political power.

02:12:54.000 That's another saying: you, the women of America, can determine the outcome of this issue.

02:13:00.000 We are the global laughing stock.

02:13:03.000 Fucking Saudi Arabia is making fun of it.

02:13:14.000 Who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?

02:13:20.000 All right, it's time for the mailbag, folks, from this Super Marathon app.

02:13:26.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

02:13:31.000 Let's turn the price together's mailbag.

02:13:36.000 Let me touch it.

02:13:43.000 The AI might be smarter than we realize.

02:13:46.000 Hunter Biden smoking a crackpipe.

02:13:49.000 And it appears that Joe Biden is included in Hunter's addiction because the stress of this global corruption is not what Hunter can handle.

02:13:59.000 I've seen this with my buddies Waxy Gordon's grandson.

02:14:04.000 Waxi Gordon was a successful Jewish mobster in New York in the early 1900s, I guess.

02:14:12.000 Waxi Gordon's son was a failure.

02:14:14.000 He was a pussy.

02:14:16.000 And when he was invited into the mob, he couldn't hack it and started snitching like on day one.

02:14:23.000 So he went off to witness protection program shortly after inseminating his wife and making my buddy.

02:14:30.000 And I believe it's the same with Hunter.

02:14:34.000 Joe Biden is this demonic superpower.

02:14:37.000 And he says, all right, I'm going to be sniffing kids, possibly fucking kids, getting involved in all kinds of demonic globalism, setting up deals with our enemies, siphoning millions, if not billions of dollars from all these other superpowers.

02:14:53.000 He's definitely involved in the Ukraine bullshit.

02:14:59.000 And then he's like, all right, Hunter, you're old enough.

02:15:02.000 Let's do this.

02:15:03.000 And Hunter's in over his head.

02:15:06.000 He's going to Ukraine.

02:15:07.000 He's going to China.

02:15:08.000 He's getting involved in these hedge funds.

02:15:10.000 And he can't hack it.

02:15:11.000 So he becomes a drug addict trying to escape the stress of knowing that him and his dad could go to jail at any moment.

02:15:19.000 So Biden, Joe Biden, is the reason poor...

02:15:23.000 I'm starting to feel sorry for Hunter Biden.

02:15:25.000 He's not cut out for this life.

02:15:27.000 He's not a demonic globalist.

02:15:30.000 He's just a spoiled rich kid who wants to golf and maybe have an affair.

02:15:35.000 He'd be like, oh, and now you're going to start painting.

02:15:38.000 It's going to be real shitty.

02:15:39.000 It doesn't even have to be good.

02:15:40.000 So we could launder some more money.

02:15:42.000 He's like, fucking really?

02:15:45.000 It's like a come town take.

02:15:47.000 But it's very true.

02:15:50.000 Gavin AI art?

02:15:53.000 They always look like my state trooper friend Tim Dickman.

02:15:57.000 Oh, these are all amazing, by the way.

02:16:00.000 My favorite artist is a computer.

02:16:04.000 I can't believe it.

02:16:08.000 Good stuff, good stuff.

02:16:10.000 It's kind of vain to be sitting here looking at drawings of myself.

02:16:16.000 This is Pat Dixon Crime Report.

02:16:17.000 It's on authority.

02:16:18.000 We want Pat Dixon Crime Report on the show.

02:16:21.000 That would be sick.

02:16:22.000 Somebody with 67 followers did a poll.

02:16:26.000 184 votes.

02:16:29.000 Very strongly saying.

02:16:30.000 It's all easy for them to say.

02:16:33.000 Civil rights lawyer on Twitter: police shooting just filmed by Bystander near Beckley, West Virginia.

02:16:39.000 Go Beckley, Teppy.

02:16:40.000 Oh, we've got some breaking news.

02:16:41.000 Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

02:16:43.000 Please don't be black.

02:16:44.000 Please don't be unarmed.

02:17:00.000 He's got a gun.

02:17:05.000 He's got a gun.

02:17:06.000 He's acting like a lunatic, and he keeps turning around.

02:17:08.000 Oh, my God.

02:17:09.000 Oh, my God.

02:17:10.000 Wait, guys.

02:17:12.000 Good.

02:17:15.000 We won't have the city burned down.

02:17:17.000 Nothing wrong with that.

02:17:20.000 Oh, my God.

02:17:22.000 Oh, my God.

02:17:26.000 Lady, you should be pretty fucking scared in the car.

02:17:37.000 That's a perfectly normal shooting.

02:17:43.000 You don't drop your gun around cops?

02:17:46.000 I mean, what do you think is going to happen?

02:17:48.000 Trump clip.

02:17:49.000 Someone's sending in a Trump.

02:17:52.000 South Korea has done...

02:17:57.000 Turn it up.

02:18:00.000 Why is that?

02:18:01.000 I don't think that's true.

02:18:02.000 That is true.

02:18:03.000 And you said this morning that the White House said the U.S. passes South Korea virus testing.

02:18:07.000 Who are you with?

02:18:08.000 Yahoo News.

02:18:09.000 And it's not true per capita.

02:18:10.000 Do you want to respond to that?

02:18:12.000 If you have the numbers.

02:18:14.000 So Yahoo, gentlemen, I just want to make it clear that South Korea's testing was 11 per 100,000, and we're at 17 per 100,000.

02:18:27.000 Are you going to apologize, Yahoo?

02:18:29.000 That's why you're Yahoo and nobody knows what that means.

02:18:31.000 That's why you're Yahoo.

02:18:32.000 Let's get your numbers.

02:18:36.000 That's great.

02:18:38.000 That's why you're Yahoo.

02:18:40.000 I love when someone says, yeah, I don't think that's right.

02:18:43.000 You got your numbers wrong.

02:18:44.000 And they look it up and the numbers are wrong.

02:18:47.000 Because your first instinct, when someone says bullshit to you, or maybe not you, it's my first instinct.

02:18:52.000 I go, oh, really?

02:18:52.000 Holy shit.

02:18:53.000 Oh, she was stabbing the bodega guy in the back?

02:18:55.000 Fuck me.

02:18:56.000 That's insane.

02:18:58.000 Then you look it up.

02:18:59.000 No.

02:19:01.000 When your caller insulting Yahoo by just identifying them, that's why you're Yahoo.

02:19:08.000 That's why you're Ryan.

02:19:10.000 Hey.

02:19:12.000 Farrier, when your caller today mentioned, this was yesterday now, mentioned he was a Farrier, I went all fanboy.

02:19:19.000 I can watch Farrier's work all day long.

02:19:21.000 These may be too long, but they're good candidates for manporn.

02:19:32.000 Oh my God, I'm going to come.

02:19:51.000 Isn't this an indication that God fucked up if we have to give them shoes?

02:19:56.000 I guess we fucked up by making cement everything.

02:20:00.000 But name another animal where you got to give it shoes.

02:20:11.000 You got a bunch of shit in there.

02:20:15.000 I like how the horse realizes this is good for him and doesn't object.

02:20:21.000 Yeah.

02:20:24.000 There we go.

02:20:25.000 Anyway, we get it.

02:20:26.000 They're cool.

02:20:27.000 It's only recently I realized you cut their hooves because they're like a big nail, basically.

02:20:33.000 I didn't really know that back then.

02:20:35.000 It's so weird that this guy called us saying, is my job a useless waste of time?

02:20:40.000 Whoa, what do we got here?

02:20:42.000 A goat.

02:20:43.000 Oh, no, I'm sorry, donkey with overgrown hooves.

02:20:47.000 And then so you just cut that shit off.

02:20:48.000 I thought that was like part of their foot for a long time.

02:20:51.000 But that's just like a big old...

02:20:53.000 I don't want to disparage the creator of the universe, but what was the plan here, God?

02:20:59.000 Well, it's a symbiotic relationship.

02:21:01.000 Maybe there's a few shoes.

02:21:02.000 They're designed to be around rocks more, and that would knock them down a peg.

02:21:06.000 Like beavers, if they don't gnaw at wood, their teeth will grow to death.

02:21:11.000 Right.

02:21:12.000 Also, learning this about animals was fucked up.

02:21:16.000 A deer velvet.

02:21:18.000 It's just like hanging bloody shit.

02:21:22.000 Yeah.

02:21:23.000 Everyone's known that for a billion years, right?

02:21:25.000 Yeah.

02:21:26.000 Have you ever been to the country before?

02:21:28.000 Yeah, lived up there.

02:21:29.000 I just never seen velvet.

02:21:37.000 Alo, alo, aloo, mates.

02:21:39.000 Gab, I think your take on video games is spot on.

02:21:42.000 One of my buddies and I just nixed another guy from our group, and video games played a substantial role in our decision.

02:21:49.000 How do you nix a guy from the group?

02:21:51.000 I guess that's a younger dude thing.

02:21:52.000 I couldn't imagine like telling some old man to hang out with the bar.

02:21:56.000 Yeah, actually, John, you're gone.

02:22:00.000 Sorry, dude.

02:22:01.000 We all talked about it.

02:22:03.000 He's like, okay, can I still come to my bar?

02:22:06.000 This is the bar I go to.

02:22:07.000 Yeah, but you got to sit over there.

02:22:10.000 Okay, I guess I got to sit in a new seat.

02:22:17.000 All this guy ever does at home is play dumb video games as a girl, a goop portion of the time, I might add.

02:22:25.000 As a girl, a goop portion of the time, I might add.

02:22:30.000 What does that mean?

02:22:32.000 Oh, oh.

02:22:34.000 He plays video games as a girl a good portion of the time.

02:22:37.000 Please proofread your letters.

02:22:39.000 Okay.

02:22:41.000 And sit around pouting about how his life isn't going anywhere or he can't find any girlfriends.

02:22:45.000 Imagine my shock.

02:22:46.000 It wasn't a rare occurrence for me to find him playing video games that were so childish, it was a bit terrifying.

02:22:51.000 All this sort of explains his view of movies, too.

02:22:53.000 He never shuts up about the most random, useless theories and backstories about the actors or characters in any given movie.

02:22:59.000 He's also obsessed with shallow, juvenile romance movies and somehow thinks his love life will play out like a she's all that or some gay shit.

02:23:08.000 Anyhow, the final straw for me is when he stopped mere inches shy of expressing glee over the Uvalde shooting.

02:23:15.000 His reasoning?

02:23:16.000 It's less people that will grow up to be stupid.

02:23:22.000 What's stupider than watching rom-coms and playing video games?

02:23:26.000 He proceeded to express the same sentiments over school shootings in general.

02:23:31.000 In the beginning, needless to say, that's the last time we saw him.

02:23:35.000 When I do shows this long, I lose my facilities.

02:23:40.000 Point is...

02:23:42.000 In the beginning.

02:23:45.000 Point is, your take on these lunatics and the influence of video games isn't nuts.

02:23:48.000 I've seen it firsthand to a degree.

02:23:50.000 On another note, it always amazes me how these people can't handle anyone taking shots at their childish obsessions.

02:23:55.000 Yeah, that's how you know they're guilty, too.

02:23:57.000 If you call me, I don't think I'm an alcoholic.

02:23:59.000 I drink too much.

02:24:00.000 But if you call me an alcoholic, I go, eh.

02:24:03.000 If you call an alcoholic an alcoholic, they lose their fucking shit because you're right.

02:24:10.000 It's called hitting a little too close to home.

02:24:13.000 It's the same deal with Disney and Marvel fans.

02:24:15.000 Anytime I say anything remotely negative about video games, Marvel, or especially Disney, all I get is a bunch of, no, you won't ruin Disney for me.

02:24:25.000 And then he has an ugly drawing.

02:24:28.000 That meme guy.

02:24:30.000 You mentioned those old TJMS episodes, how you were just about crucified for the crime of criticizing a Disney cruise.

02:24:36.000 That happens anytime anything remotely related to Disney is mentioned.

02:24:39.000 People just don't want to hear it.

02:24:40.000 Fucking adults these days, man.

02:24:42.000 I get it, he says.

02:24:43.000 I get it, man.

02:24:46.000 Okay, last one.

02:24:48.000 Watch U.S. President Trump and Japan's PM Abe sit down for a traditional Japanese dinner.

02:24:53.000 Now, if you recall, when Obama met him, he almost broke his back bowing.

02:24:59.000 Do you have that?

02:25:00.000 I think Abe was president when, sorry, Prime Minister when Obama was president.

02:25:09.000 I think it was the same guy.

02:25:14.000 God, she was hot.

02:25:16.000 I mean, she's still hot, but she was a hot first lady.

02:25:21.000 What is this dumpling?

02:25:22.000 Thank you very much.

02:25:23.000 We've had a great time.

02:25:25.000 Turn it up today, and tomorrow is really the main event, very important event in the history of Japan.

02:25:32.000 It's over 200 years since something like this has happened, so it's a great honor to be representing the United States.

02:25:39.000 And the Prime Minister and I talked a lot today about trade and military and various other things.

02:25:46.000 I think we had a very productive day.

02:25:49.000 Likewise, will be a very productive day.

02:25:51.000 And I just want to thank you.

02:25:52.000 That was an incredible evening.

02:25:57.000 The United States contributed for the championship,

02:26:13.000 Sumo Championships.

02:26:16.000 And it was very nice.

02:26:18.000 We really enjoyed being there.

02:26:20.000 That was something to see these.

02:26:23.000 No teleprompter.

02:26:24.000 No reading the same line again.

02:26:27.000 And I've always wanted to see sumo wrestling.

02:26:30.000 So it was really great.

02:26:31.000 Thank you very much for being here.

02:26:34.000 Hey, there are buds.

02:26:36.000 Seemed like.

02:26:37.000 This is Obama bowing.

02:26:39.000 Oh, it wasn't him.

02:26:41.000 Well.

02:26:43.000 That I don't know.

02:26:44.000 It was Japan's emperor he bowed to.

02:26:47.000 Yeah.

02:26:50.000 Oh, these are all different people bowing to the emperor?

02:26:52.000 They're not bowing, actually.

02:26:53.000 They're shaking his hand.

02:26:54.000 Hey, buddy.

02:26:55.000 Hi, I'm not Japanese, so I'm not going to bow.

02:26:57.000 Yeah.

02:26:57.000 But I'll shake your hand.

02:27:00.000 Look at that.

02:27:03.000 Go back.

02:27:04.000 You skipped over Obama pretty quick.

02:27:05.000 Or is that a video?

02:27:07.000 Yeah, it's doing that.

02:27:08.000 It slowly shows more than a bit of him.

02:27:12.000 Yeah, it is weird.

02:27:13.000 Look at that.

02:27:15.000 That was a really crucial moment in American history, you know.

02:27:19.000 Remember that book?

02:27:21.000 Redneck Revolt or no, no, that's the Antifa group.

02:27:25.000 Redneck Nation or something?

02:27:26.000 Fuck, what the fuck was it called?

02:27:28.000 Where they researched why Trump won.

02:27:30.000 They thought it was racism, and they discovered, no, it was Obama constantly apologizing for us, and it was guns.

02:27:42.000 When Trump walked in front of the Queen, excuse me, bitch.

02:27:45.000 I'm not apologizing for Japan.

02:27:47.000 We saved lives with those bombs.

02:27:50.000 They were going to go till every single Japanese person was dead.

02:27:53.000 They were training women and children to fight.

02:27:56.000 They wanted us to kill nine-year-olds.

02:27:58.000 And we finally fucking slapped them and they went, Lula.

02:28:02.000 Okay, okay.

02:28:03.000 He wasn't supposed to walk in front of her or something?

02:28:07.000 I don't give a shit.

02:28:09.000 Fuck you.

02:28:10.000 Kiss my queens.

02:28:11.000 Suck my dick.

02:28:12.000 Look at my ass.

02:28:14.000 All right.

02:28:15.000 Final video.

02:28:17.000 5-5.

02:28:18.000 Oh, sorry.

02:28:19.000 Let's get to the final video.

02:28:20.000 Gosh.

02:28:20.000 A total breakdown of traditions.

02:28:23.000 It's called a society.

02:28:38.000 It's true.

02:28:40.000 Cool new sport.

02:28:42.000 I had never seen this before.

02:28:44.000 Fighting on top of a shipping container.

02:28:46.000 My only concern, of course, is what happens when you get knocked out.

02:28:59.000 I mean, isn't that how all bare knuckle boxing ends?

02:29:03.000 With knockouts?

02:29:09.000 But that looks like a pretty fun Saturday with the boys, does it not?

02:29:13.000 Talk about a white boy summer.

02:29:15.000 Now that we have Tom Hanks and all of Hollywood on our side, we can start organizing major events like this and getting them on ESPN.

02:29:23.000 We did it, guys.

02:29:24.000 We infiltrated Hollywood.

02:29:26.000 And now we're normal.

02:29:29.000 No, We're not normal.

02:29:31.000 We're the cognitive dissidents.

02:29:33.000 And I like it here.

02:29:36.000 You know, you lose a lot of friends in the Trump-American divorce, but you get to this point where it's all ride or die niggas.

02:29:44.000 And you look around you.

02:29:46.000 Everyone on your phone you can trust.

02:29:49.000 Everyone, you know that every person you're with, if there was a fist fight that broke out right now, they'd all be there with you, shoulder to shoulder.

02:29:56.000 That's a great feeling.

02:29:58.000 And when we do these shows and we meet these fans and we, sorry, baby monsters, and we hang out with these people, we're like, and you're like that too.

02:30:06.000 I don't even know you, but I know you.

02:30:08.000 That's what's so great about this community.

02:30:11.000 We're all ride or die niggas.

02:30:14.000 So let's have a fun weekend.

02:30:16.000 We worked hard for it.

02:30:18.000 And if the boss has a problem with that, he can go fuck himself, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 08, 2022

S4EP139 - WE'RE TAKING HOLLYWOOD

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