Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 29, 2023


S5E03 - BEHEADED BY CLOWNS


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 42 minutes

Words per Minute

155.49805

Word Count

15,923

Sentence Count

1,514

Misogynist Sentences

85

Hate Speech Sentences

101


Summary

In this episode of Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes, we talk about The Nude Party, a party Gavin went to when he was a kid, and the fact that he got a boner at a nude beach party. We also talk about Jesse James in a suit, and why he looks like a bad guy in a bad suit. Also, we discuss a new app Gavin is working on and how it's going to help you figure out who you should be dating. And we have a new segment called "Let's Talk About It" where we discuss our favorite movies and TV shows from the 80's and 90's, and how they look like they should be worn by men in suits. We also discuss the new James Bond movie that's out now, "The Man Who Couldn't Get Over It," and why it's not as cool as it should be. This episode is sponsored by Nita Fashions, and it's the worst thing I've ever worn. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a review on iTunes and tell us what you thought of the show! we'd love to hear your thoughts on what you think of it and what you'd like to see Gavin do in the future episodes! Thank you so much for listening to this podcast! Subscribe, review, and tell a friend about it on Apple Podcasts, and spread the word to your friends about it! or whatever else you're listening to it on your social media about it. Subscribe and sharing it to your thoughts and posting it on Insta podcast and/or whatever else on your Insta story about it's a good one, and/tweet it to someone else is listening about it is a good thing! and they can be a friend of the podcast, right? or share it on their Insta or on Instafay, and help us spread it everywhere else they're listening it's good, and we'll love it. Good vibes! Good vibed, good vibed! Love ya, bye, bye! GAVGave it out! Gavin, Caitie, Caitlyn, Gavon, Rachael, Gave it Out on the Lawn! Caitlyn & Ryan, Rocha, and Ryan, Gage, and Rachie, Jeezy, and Sarah, Rynn, and more!


Transcript

00:00:14.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:01:00.000 Fun band from North Carolina.
00:01:02.000 Six piece called the Nude Party.
00:01:05.000 Sound a lot like the Velvet Underground.
00:01:07.000 Very Lou Reed-y vibes.
00:01:10.000 I would hate to go to a nude party.
00:01:13.000 I hope he means the political party that supports nudism.
00:01:17.000 Because a nude party?
00:01:20.000 Dinks?
00:01:21.000 I'm not gay, but flaccid penises are unusual.
00:01:26.000 Boners look better.
00:01:28.000 But do you want to talk to like ten guys just walking around with boners?
00:01:32.000 Boners?
00:01:35.000 Plus the pretty girls are going to be the only ones that guys talk to and then they're going to be getting boner.
00:01:38.000 Yeah.
00:01:39.000 I went to a nude beach once and it was like gross, gross, gross.
00:01:42.000 Oh, I'm getting a boner.
00:01:43.000 Gross, gross, gross.
00:01:46.000 That's kind of my life story.
00:01:49.000 Gavin McInnes' life story.
00:01:50.000 Gross, gross, gross, boner, gross.
00:01:53.000 Gross, gross, gross.
00:01:54.000 Oh, I'm getting a boner.
00:01:56.000 That was what I was going through when I was a researcher for the kiddie porn squad of the FBI.
00:02:04.000 I get instant regret.
00:02:07.000 I was getting disgusted by that joke as it rolled out of my mouth.
00:02:11.000 This is for all people.
00:02:12.000 This goes out to the world.
00:02:14.000 Let's go to our sponsor.
00:02:17.000 As that was coming out of my mouth, I was like, I'm changing the channel in my brain.
00:02:24.000 Yuck.
00:02:25.000 Yeah, it happens.
00:02:25.000 We're done here.
00:02:26.000 Alright, people make mistakes.
00:02:27.000 That was terrible, but you admitted it pretty quick.
00:02:31.000 Sometimes horrible jokes like that are funny, like Louis CK's bit on SNL about how it must feel really good if they're willing to destroy everyone's life.
00:02:39.000 Yeah, that was tactful.
00:02:42.000 I want to do everything today.
00:02:44.000 I want to do all of our categories.
00:02:46.000 I've been meaning to do this for a very long time.
00:02:49.000 That includes green screen, Ryan, so I don't know if I'm sized up for that.
00:02:52.000 We'll have to wing it.
00:02:54.000 But, uh, miscellaneous, me-news, uh, competence crisis, war on kids, cop talk, feminism, my pet Biden, racism, Proud Boys, LGBTQ, letters page, final video, everything.
00:03:10.000 So you better have the things ready.
00:03:11.000 Let's start with our sponsors, though, because this is a free app.
00:03:14.000 I might make the whole thing free.
00:03:16.000 Now that I'm back on Twitter, I could post it and say, this is where I've been, folks.
00:03:21.000 Nita Fashions.
00:03:23.000 Nita Fashions are my tailors.
00:03:26.000 They sponsor the show.
00:03:27.000 Look how cool the interior of this is.
00:03:29.000 Can you see that?
00:03:30.000 Yeah.
00:03:31.000 It's skulls.
00:03:33.000 Now, they do normal suits and stuff, but I sent them a picture of Jesse James.
00:03:39.000 I love those old pictures too, where they all look kind of scared.
00:03:45.000 I don't know, I guess they've never seen a camera before, so every picture of someone back then, they're sort of going, and Jesse James, you're like the scariest dude in the world, and you're scared of a camera?
00:03:55.000 Plus, it took like five minutes for a picture, so you couldn't exactly be going like that.
00:04:01.000 But I sent them the picture, and I was like, can you make me this?
00:04:03.000 And they go, yep.
00:04:05.000 And because they have all my measurements, fits like a glove.
00:04:09.000 Yeah, not that Jesse James.
00:04:12.000 See if you can find the one where him and I think it's his brother are wearing suits.
00:04:17.000 I just gave them the picture.
00:04:18.000 It's not like they have a template.
00:04:20.000 From gunslingers.
00:04:21.000 I'm embarrassed to know, I don't know exactly when he was from.
00:04:24.000 Did you do a James Bond one too?
00:04:27.000 Yeah, the corduroy, like, new James Bond one.
00:04:31.000 Yeah, yeah, I sent in that picture.
00:04:33.000 Problem is, with that one is, I'm not as attractive as Daniel Craig.
00:04:38.000 So, he looked so cool with that beige corduroy suit.
00:04:42.000 And then when I got it, I was like, oh.
00:04:45.000 It's not quite as cool looking on an ugly oven.
00:04:47.000 What did you look up?
00:04:50.000 Jesse James.
00:04:51.000 Gangster suit?
00:04:52.000 Just look up Jesse James, old pick.
00:04:56.000 Gangster suit?
00:04:58.000 Is he even known as like a gangster?
00:05:00.000 Well, the thing, if you don't type gangster, well if I didn't before and Jesse James came up and it was the motorcycle boy.
00:05:06.000 I understand, but... Let's see.
00:05:09.000 Weird tie.
00:05:11.000 You need a weird tie.
00:05:13.000 I love that.
00:05:14.000 And they only had like, oh, there it is.
00:05:16.000 That's the picture.
00:05:17.000 They only had one suit.
00:05:19.000 So it would be all broken in.
00:05:21.000 It looks like it's waxed, right?
00:05:25.000 Like wax coated.
00:05:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:27.000 And it probably is with dandruff and blood and grease and butter.
00:05:33.000 So go back to Need of Fashion.
00:05:34.000 So they're on tour right now.
00:05:35.000 Check their schedule.
00:05:38.000 I think they already started, right?
00:05:42.000 Yes, September 27th.
00:05:44.000 Friday the 29th, so they are currently... So they're in LA, Scottsdale, Denver, Seattle.
00:05:50.000 They're in your town.
00:05:51.000 They're near your town.
00:05:52.000 Go there.
00:05:52.000 It's free.
00:05:53.000 They measure you up.
00:05:54.000 They show you some samples.
00:05:55.000 You can get a cheap shirt for 50 bucks, a fancy shirt for like 200 bucks.
00:05:59.000 Massive range.
00:06:00.000 Then they take it all back to Hong Kong and they FedEx you your stuff.
00:06:04.000 It's a little surprise.
00:06:04.000 It's very fun.
00:06:06.000 And it feels good.
00:06:08.000 It feels good to be pampered.
00:06:09.000 We don't, it doesn't really happen in our lives and we don't go to spas because we're not losers.
00:06:14.000 So we don't get our hair did and we don't, I don't like massages.
00:06:17.000 I find them invasive.
00:06:18.000 It's like someone's picking a fight with me.
00:06:20.000 So this is pretty much the only time I'm ever pampered.
00:06:24.000 That's not like I was complaining.
00:06:26.000 I don't get pampered anymore.
00:06:28.000 You know when last time I was pampered?
00:06:31.000 Goddamn.
00:06:34.000 Okay, so this is a Friday show.
00:06:35.000 We didn't cover the Philly looting, so we're covering it here.
00:06:40.000 So first, okay, so this is already the first category of abandoned, neat-a-fashions.
00:06:45.000 The beginning of the show, it's sort of like the New York Post, or the way Vice Magazine used to be.
00:06:50.000 Silly, newsy, funny stuff at the beginning, and then it gets more intense as the show goes on.
00:06:56.000 Although that's not kind of that's really not what we're doing because looting is a major problem It's destroying this country and it's a great example of the Marxist claptrap that has shaken the foundations of not just America But the entire Western world and when I'm what I'm talking about is bail reform
00:07:14.000 No punishment for bad guys, because we don't want people of color to go to jail.
00:07:20.000 So people of color go, can I just loot and steal shit?
00:07:23.000 Well, we'd rather you didn't, but I guess technically, yes.
00:07:26.000 You could get away with that.
00:07:27.000 Okay, I'm doing it.
00:07:29.000 And then the media, of course, covers for all this shit and says, they're getting food.
00:07:34.000 They were stealing bread.
00:07:36.000 More gruel, sir.
00:07:37.000 I can't even picture their scenario.
00:07:41.000 Like someone with dirty feet and like an old t-shirt stealing cheese and bread.
00:07:49.000 Where are they taking it back to?
00:07:51.000 Like, are you living in a Dickens novel?
00:07:54.000 What world are you in?
00:07:56.000 Have you ever seen any of these lootings?
00:07:59.000 So I got two videos.
00:08:00.000 Big John sent me.
00:08:02.000 I think he gets all his news from VidMax Viral.
00:08:07.000 And they drown you in ads, at least on my phone.
00:08:10.000 So this is a woman smart enough to film herself.
00:08:24.000 Looks like it's been just you eating for a while.
00:08:27.000 Maybe she's finally sharing her food.
00:08:30.000 That's her pantry she's opening up.
00:08:33.000 I'm sorry, is your name Everybody and you speak in the third person?
00:08:38.000 You eat iPhones?
00:08:40.000 And wine?
00:08:41.000 That sounds fun.
00:08:52.000 Every time- looting is just- it's like the Dead Kennedy song.
00:08:55.000 The unbeatable high.
00:08:57.000 Adrenaline shoots you nearest to the sky.
00:08:59.000 I've never done it.
00:08:59.000 I don't think.
00:09:01.000 And I'm sure it is kind of exciting, but... What do you get?
00:09:04.000 You never get anything good.
00:09:07.000 No, they couldn't even keep the iPhone, spoiler alert.
00:09:10.000 I can't even, like, if I go to buy myself something and I know what I want, even then I don't want it.
00:09:17.000 Like, I got a shirt, uh, recently from that, that store.
00:09:22.000 It's a Sex Pistols shirt from that store, uh, Search and Destroy in the, in the East Village.
00:09:27.000 Then I got it home and I was like, ah, shit, this doesn't really fit me right.
00:09:30.000 And I'm too old to be wearing this stupid shirt.
00:09:33.000 What a waste of time and money.
00:09:35.000 Or I get something off Amazon.
00:09:37.000 I got a shoe horn.
00:09:38.000 Because the guy I stayed with in Ireland was using a shoe horn.
00:09:42.000 I got that.
00:09:43.000 I put that on.
00:09:43.000 It breaks.
00:09:44.000 And I was like, why did I buy this?
00:09:45.000 This is stupid.
00:09:47.000 So that's me being totally focused on what I want.
00:09:50.000 Running into a store, grabbing the first thing.
00:09:52.000 What are the odds?
00:09:53.000 It's like I keep saying, stealing Amazon packages.
00:09:56.000 What are the odds?
00:09:57.000 If you stole my recent Amazon package, you'd get a family board game and a shoe horn.
00:10:03.000 Enjoy.
00:10:04.000 Fill your boots.
00:10:06.000 Literally.
00:10:06.000 With the shoehorn.
00:10:10.000 What's this?
00:10:10.000 They looting Popeyes.
00:10:11.000 Well, at least that's food.
00:10:13.000 Popeyes!
00:10:13.000 They wanted Popeyes!
00:10:15.000 Popeyes!
00:10:18.000 They wanted Popeyes.
00:10:21.000 Nobody's smart enough to be like, can you stop incriminating our crimes, please?
00:10:25.000 Well, I saw someone on social media say, download this and remember her username, because she's going to delete it.
00:10:29.000 Right.
00:10:30.000 But she hasn't done anything illegal.
00:10:32.000 I think they caught her, though.
00:10:35.000 There's that one video... Annoying me?
00:10:55.000 It's funny that we were talking about how it's a lie that they were eating, but both of the videos we've shown have shown food.
00:11:02.000 The one's liquor, I guess.
00:11:07.000 All right, that's useless and boring.
00:11:08.000 What a stupid waste of time.
00:11:10.000 Totally irrelevant videos and I deeply regret showing them.
00:11:14.000 The iPhones, they were just smashing them on the ground and pouring Kool-Aid on them or Sunny D because they were ringing and the alarms were going off.
00:11:24.000 So they just were smashing brand new phones.
00:11:27.000 Nice.
00:11:27.000 Oh, really?
00:11:28.000 The phones were ringing.
00:11:29.000 Yeah.
00:11:30.000 The alarms were going off, something like, yo, they're tracking us phones!
00:11:34.000 They're tracking us phones, and... Okay, can I, uh... Okay, I want to cheat here.
00:11:40.000 Can I cheat?
00:11:49.000 Sure.
00:11:50.000 We could try to go back and re-edit this, but this is just a boring riot that happened in Philly.
00:11:55.000 It's exactly like the one in Union Square where that dude was giving out a PlayStation.
00:11:58.000 It's not interesting, it's not funny, and it's not what... Make it stop!
00:12:04.000 The only thing is, it's like I really, this seems unignorable, like some people are gonna be seeing this, and they're gonna be like, I didn't know that this is what they were up to.
00:12:12.000 Doesn't look like their first go of it.
00:12:15.000 Every time it happens, it's just, I hope it red pills more people.
00:12:18.000 And they're like, this is happening.
00:12:20.000 But like, stealing, I saw a guy stealing shoes, you gotta get your right size, so that's gonna take a second.
00:12:25.000 They don't seem to take a second.
00:12:26.000 Uh, and then, stealing phones, don't they just, doesn't Apple just block them?
00:12:32.000 I guess they can get them, uh, jail-braked?
00:12:34.000 Yeah.
00:12:36.000 I'm so stupid, I don't understand that.
00:12:37.000 They'd rather just take a thing.
00:12:39.000 I really think they'll trade it for weed, and then the guy'll have it, and he'll be like, I got four phones.
00:12:43.000 And then he'll throw them out, because... Yeah, he doesn't know what to do with them.
00:12:46.000 When you get to be my age, you don't want anything.
00:12:49.000 I want to get robbed.
00:12:50.000 I want to give somebody their phone back.
00:12:52.000 Yeah.
00:12:52.000 And feel the feeling of, like, camaraderie.
00:12:54.000 I want to get looted.
00:12:55.000 I want someone to loot my house.
00:12:58.000 Get rid of all the extra shit we have.
00:13:02.000 A guy like K-9 Reaper will tell you that this is coming to America and like, this is just them having, if that's them having fun, I wonder what happens when they get serious, but yeah.
00:13:11.000 There's just a bunch of terrifying stuff in South Africa that, like, this is child's play obviously, but I feel like it could get to this in the next ten years.
00:13:21.000 Well, I like to listen to Chris Plant a lot, and he's on some DC station, WMAF, I think.
00:13:27.000 You can get the app.
00:13:29.000 Let me just tell you what the actual app is.
00:13:31.000 It's a really great little morning news habit.
00:13:34.000 It's called WMAL, the WMAL app.
00:13:38.000 I think it's DC local radio, and he's
00:13:40.000 He's awesome, that guy.
00:13:41.000 He's also got a show on Newsmax now, but I don't enjoy it as much as his radio show.
00:13:47.000 Plus, you shouldn't watch TV in the car.
00:13:50.000 And he keeps calling them Democrats.
00:13:52.000 Well, the Democrats are eluding again.
00:13:53.000 And I mean, technically, he's right.
00:13:55.000 But were those people registered to vote?
00:13:58.000 They do end up voting.
00:14:00.000 They get picked up by a school bus.
00:14:02.000 Anyway, uh, we got to start getting through these categories.
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00:16:44.000 I'm checking the lawn and I'm like fucking ripping the grass out with the rake, because I should be at the gym.
00:16:49.000 I gotta say, ad copy guy, that was all very funny and rhymy, but I gotta call you out.
00:16:54.000 I gotta push back on that.
00:16:56.000 Weimarainer is pronounced Weimarainer, not eener, or however you wanted to say it.
00:17:00.000 Okay.
00:17:01.000 Weimarainer.
00:17:02.000 I thought it was from that terrible time before the Nazis when like children were prostitutes and everything.
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00:17:22.000 Yep.
00:17:25.000 All right, let's jump into the first category after the silly miscellaneous things, which, by the way, I wasn't happy with my presentation until you, Ryan, brought up the Sunny D, and that made it funny, and now I'm happy.
00:17:37.000 It's the truth.
00:17:38.000 The truth is out.
00:17:39.000 Time for my favorite subject, Me News.
00:17:44.000 Make it up to me, you know it's better.
00:17:54.000 Be sweet to me, baby.
00:17:59.000 I think this is my favorite Trump gesture.
00:18:02.000 Oh yeah, that is Trump.
00:18:06.000 They said they told us to leave the tanks there in Afghanistan?
00:18:12.000 Yeah.
00:18:15.000 So I was in the Glasgow Herald, I think it's called Herald Scotland now or something, when I grew up it was the Glasgow Herald, and some beta male named David Leask summarizes not just the left's view of the Proud Boys or the liberals view of me, but the left's view of the rest of us.
00:18:39.000 And their raison d'etre is slavery was horrible.
00:18:45.000 They love, of course, that we killed all the Indians.
00:18:47.000 That's one to harp on.
00:18:48.000 But they don't seem to do that so much.
00:18:50.000 And they seem to be trying to get climate change going.
00:18:54.000 It doesn't seem to be taking.
00:18:56.000 I don't know.
00:18:57.000 There's too much variety with the climate for people to go, yes, it is getting hotter.
00:19:03.000 Well, no, it's changing a lot.
00:19:05.000 Yeah, that's just saying it's changing a lot.
00:19:08.000 Now you have to prove to me that it's changing more than it did.
00:19:11.000 And now I got to know about, you know, rain patterns in 1860.
00:19:14.000 It's a tough sell, but everyone is racist is a much better sell.
00:19:19.000 And black people are doing badly because of slavery still ingrained in them.
00:19:24.000 And so the Achilles heel of that argument is white slavery.
00:19:28.000 So this guy spent some time talking about how evil I am.
00:19:33.000 Look at, and they always look the same.
00:19:35.000 Look up David Leask.
00:19:38.000 And that's by the way, the picture he chose to represent himself.
00:19:41.000 So he's probably older now.
00:19:44.000 I like how the bald guys will crop their head at the top of the circle.
00:19:48.000 So we can pretend that there's something happening there.
00:19:51.000 Oh boy.
00:19:51.000 Hi, I'm a pussy.
00:19:55.000 I have a soft unstructured blazer.
00:19:57.000 Yeah, that sucks.
00:20:00.000 That's like a blazer you get right off the rack.
00:20:02.000 There's no shoulder padding in there whatsoever.
00:20:04.000 If you wear a tie with that, you look dumb.
00:20:06.000 And you could see the folds of the shirt under it.
00:20:09.000 Wait, is he a music man?
00:20:11.000 No, that's a different guy.
00:20:13.000 Obviously.
00:20:16.000 So he goes, he starts with the article going, one by one, his followers have been put behind bars and for long, long stretches.
00:20:25.000 Which means if someone is put in prison, right, the prison is correct, the justice system was effective and you shouldn't follow this guy because you'll go to jail.
00:20:36.000 Has it occurred to you that the justice system is fucking corrupt and terrible and the Proud Boys are in jail for, I realize today, 96 years?
00:20:44.000 It's 88 if you add all the J6 guys, but Max and John both did four years for fighting Antifa.
00:20:50.000 So that's just under a hundred years of sentences.
00:20:54.000 That's not proof that they're wrong.
00:20:57.000 It's proof that they're right.
00:20:59.000 It's proof that they're over the target and deemed as an actual threat to the Deep Swamp.
00:21:04.000 So what does the Deep Swamp do?
00:21:06.000 It retaliates.
00:21:07.000 What did they do to Martin Luther King and Malcolm X?
00:21:10.000 Made him go bye-bye.
00:21:13.000 Years ago, Gavin McInnes founded a far-right Proud Boys militia.
00:21:18.000 It's a militia?
00:21:19.000 As a joke.
00:21:21.000 Now the shock jock is watching those he inspired, but no longer leads, go to jail for trying to overthrow U.S.
00:21:26.000 democracy.
00:21:28.000 Trying to overthrow U.S.
00:21:30.000 democracy.
00:21:31.000 There's so much pussy juice in this article.
00:21:34.000 I feel like it's wreaking up the studio with fish smells.
00:21:38.000 By the way, ladies, if your husband furiously washes his mustache after performing cunnilingus, it's because he doesn't want his mistress to smell the fish.
00:21:47.000 So he should want to leave it on so he can go like this throughout the day.
00:21:52.000 So if your husband hurries to the loo and you hear scrubbing after cunnilingus, you should be concerned.
00:21:58.000 Or, I am gay!
00:22:02.000 By storming the Capitol on January 6th, Mr. McInnes, despite faking his own arrest on a live video broadcast, remains at liberty.
00:22:09.000 That always pisses them off, too.
00:22:11.000 They're so Stalinist, right?
00:22:12.000 They want everyone they don't like rounded up, thrown in jail.
00:22:17.000 Though banned from many digital platforms, and I'm back on Twitter as ex-Gavin McInnes, he continues to puke a toxic cocktail of daft lad humor and fascism onto the internet.
00:22:32.000 Nerd.
00:22:34.000 This matters.
00:22:35.000 And not just in America, but here too.
00:22:37.000 Because Mr. McInnes, though born in London and raised in Canada, is of Scottish extraction.
00:22:43.000 What?
00:22:45.000 And then he goes on to say that I said, you know, if the Scots ever complained about what they went through, we'd have our own month.
00:22:52.000 And I said we were slaves, yes.
00:22:54.000 So then he goes on about how dishonest the slavery was, the claim that Scots were slaves.
00:23:00.000 Scots, Irish, and tons of white people.
00:23:02.000 Slavs!
00:23:03.000 Slaves!
00:23:04.000 I don't want to bore you with the same old stories that you know, but the argument that they use here is they were indentured servants.
00:23:11.000 They were inside the house.
00:23:12.000 It was the chattel slavery outside that was the real bad one, and you shouldn't compare the two.
00:23:19.000 Bro, they tried to have the Scots-Irish pick the cotton.
00:23:24.000 They died.
00:23:26.000 They literally became human garbage.
00:23:28.000 They were piled up on garbage day because they would get sunburned to death.
00:23:32.000 They would bleed and blister.
00:23:34.000 They couldn't handle the heat.
00:23:35.000 Black slaves would make fun of white slaves because they couldn't handle the blazing hot sun on their pale skin.
00:23:43.000 So they stayed in the house because that's the only place they could use them.
00:23:48.000 So then he goes off to talk about how it's a white supremacist myth to even acknowledge white slavery.
00:23:55.000 The white slave myth keeps oozing, he says, like slow-moving sewage.
00:24:03.000 My God!
00:24:05.000 We really are determined to erase history in order to fit a narrative.
00:24:11.000 So then he talks about the Jacobites, and how this woman said thousands of Jacobites were stolen and sent to the West Indies.
00:24:20.000 And he goes, it was hundreds, not thousands.
00:24:24.000 And he goes, it was different because those Scotch slaves retained the rights of personhood, and they were not subjected to the extreme punishments such as torture, castration, or death, normally visited on slaves if they escaped from their master.
00:24:38.000 Who says?
00:24:41.000 Let's take the Proud Boys.
00:24:44.000 Let's take the Proud Boys.
00:24:45.000 If Mr. McInnes' jailed followers end up being on a chain gang, will anybody think they're slaves?
00:24:51.000 No, because they're not property.
00:24:52.000 They're people.
00:24:53.000 Prisoners.
00:24:55.000 You got that?
00:24:56.000 So he's saying chattel slavery is like being a prisoner.
00:24:58.000 Oh, sounds great.
00:24:59.000 What a great pitch.
00:25:01.000 And it's not like being a slave.
00:25:02.000 Just like the January 6th boys, if they were out there chopping rocks, doing hard labor by the highway, they're not slaves.
00:25:10.000 They're just prisoners.
00:25:13.000 Yeah, that sounds reasonable.
00:25:15.000 Yeah, you should.
00:25:16.000 If you're doing 30 years hard labor for daring to meander near the Capitol, which happened during a police escort inside the Capitol, you should do hard labor.
00:25:27.000 At least you're not a slave.
00:25:29.000 Like, where's your fucking outrage?
00:25:32.000 Leask?
00:25:33.000 At the very leask, you should be disappointed.
00:25:38.000 And then, of course, just briefly, I'll just recap the fact that white slavery was a thing.
00:25:44.000 Jim Goad, of course, is the expert on this, and he even has evidence that there were more white slaves in America than black slaves.
00:25:54.000 It's, he says, 400,000.
00:25:57.000 Ten doses of 40,000, whereas black slaves were 360,000, or 320, I believe.
00:26:03.000 This is just from a, you can't, it's so hard to find, too.
00:26:07.000 It's easy to find the myth of white slavery.
00:26:09.000 This show's getting a little too racial.
00:26:12.000 This is footage from an old film that you're not allowed to watch.
00:26:14.000 The Ottoman Empire's penetration into Europe in the 1350s and their capture of Constantinople later in 1453 opened new floodgates for slave trade from the European front.
00:26:25.000 In their last attempt to overrun Europe in 1683, the Ottoman army, although defeated, returned from the gates of Vienna with 80,000 captives.
00:26:35.000 An immense number of slaves flowed from the Crimea, the Balkans, the steppes of West Asia, to Islamic markets.
00:26:42.000 Remember, the West didn't invent slavery, they alone abolished it.
00:26:46.000 B.D.
00:26:46.000 Davis laments that the Tartars and other Black Sea peoples had sold millions of Ukrainians,
00:26:55.000 But we meant to ignore that.
00:27:11.000 And I realize those are not Scots but we're talking about white slavery now.
00:27:16.000 And then of course we had the thing we showed a couple weeks ago where Christopher Hitchens talks about how we had to invent the Marines because they were stealing so many of our women and selling them into this slave trade.
00:27:29.000 1788, when the United States was barely a country.
00:27:31.000 Right.
00:27:32.000 It was having its sailors taken as slaves by the Barbary states, the states of the Ottoman Empire in North Africa.
00:27:38.000 Tripoli.
00:27:39.000 Tripoli.
00:27:39.000 Shores of Tripoli.
00:27:40.000 Shores of Tripoli.
00:27:41.000 Ships.
00:27:41.000 Yeah Bill, yell out words you've heard.
00:27:43.000 Carried off into slavery.
00:27:44.000 We estimate one and a half million European and American slaves taken between 1750 and 1815.
00:27:49.000 Jefferson and Adams went to their ambassador in London.
00:27:51.000 Sorry, remember what I was just talking about was hundreds of years before this.
00:27:57.000 So America goes to the Islamic world and says, why do you keep kidnapping our broads?
00:28:02.000 Because they're attractive.
00:28:05.000 ...the Muslim world of any kind.
00:28:06.000 We weren't in the Crusades.
00:28:07.000 We weren't in the war in Spain.
00:28:08.000 Why do you do this to our people and our ships?
00:28:11.000 Why do you plunder and enslave our people?
00:28:13.000 And the ambassador said very plainly, Mr. Abdulrahman said, because the Quran gives us permission to do so, because you are infidels.
00:28:19.000 And that's our answer.
00:28:20.000 And where's Hitchens?
00:28:22.000 He's dead.
00:28:22.000 And where will this important point go?
00:28:25.000 It will follow him.
00:28:25.000 This is all being erased.
00:28:26.000 It's not taught in schools.
00:28:27.000 And it's a white supremacist myth to claim that slavery was ever a problem with the whitey.
00:28:50.000 It's amazing how few people know, too, that 11 million were taken from Africa, mostly by blacks, including the Dahomey tribe, which they made a movie about how they weren't the biggest abductors of Africans in the history of slavery.
00:29:08.000 Our problem with Dahomey, that movie has a big conflict.
00:29:11.000 The conflict is the Brits were saying, stop stealing people.
00:29:15.000 Slavery is wrong.
00:29:16.000 And they were like, fuck you.
00:29:17.000 That's my culture.
00:29:19.000 Once again, appropriating culture.
00:29:23.000 So 11 million were taken, about a million died, 10 million... I'm just talking about African slaves.
00:29:29.000 3 million went to Brazil, we got 320,000.
00:29:32.000 And then we lost the modern equivalent of 5 million with today's population, ending it in the Civil War.
00:29:39.000 So I don't know why it just keeps coming up in American history, but I'm sick of talking about it.
00:29:43.000 So let's get to the competence crisis.
00:29:51.000 It's a competency crisis.
00:29:54.000 It's a crisis of incompetence.
00:29:56.000 This country is falling apart.
00:29:59.000 Literally.
00:30:02.000 We often do entire segments on the aviation and how dangerous it's becoming.
00:30:06.000 I just saw a plane about to hit another plane.
00:30:08.000 But I want to stray from that today and talk about building in general.
00:30:14.000 We know Anthony's house is so new, he's not in it yet.
00:30:18.000 His girlfriend's staying there.
00:30:20.000 The roof is already collapsing and leaking.
00:30:23.000 And it's not like he found some random dudes at Home Depot.
00:30:26.000 I mean, he was with real builders.
00:30:30.000 But they cheat and they move on and they get sued and then they're they disappear And it's it's getting worse and worse this studio How many times have this to you remember?
00:30:40.000 We had those Mexicans who opened up the whole roof and we could see the sky Yeah, and then we go.
00:30:44.000 Hey, man, all this dust is coming down on our equipment and they bring down a wet tarp Yes, please.
00:30:51.000 Can you put a wet tarp on my TriCaster and all my computers?
00:30:56.000 And then he asked me what he should do.
00:30:58.000 I'm like, that's not my job to figure it out
00:31:00.000 I sit in this desk and talk about stupid stuff.
00:31:03.000 That's my job.
00:31:03.000 The ceilings in the bathroom still are exposed.
00:31:06.000 Yeah.
00:31:08.000 That's a different thing, I think.
00:31:10.000 Yeah.
00:31:10.000 I mean the ceiling tiles are out.
00:31:12.000 How long have we been trying to get someone to replace these bulbs?
00:31:15.000 Oh, I think about... A year.
00:31:19.000 And then when it rains really bad, my office, I have little buckets in there sometimes.
00:31:25.000 And this is a very expensive rent.
00:31:27.000 We're in the Bronx, it's not the nicest area in town, but that's where cheapness gets you.
00:31:32.000 It's dangerous being cheap, isn't it?
00:31:34.000 Yes.
00:31:35.000 If I got a nice, if I got somewhere up in Westchester, or even where Anth Studio is, we'd be much safer.
00:31:41.000 The why of things.
00:31:44.000 But instead I subject us to this garbage.
00:31:46.000 So Texas is a place where you don't need a license to build a home.
00:31:55.000 What does that mean in Salina?
00:31:57.000 Is that the town?
00:31:59.000 Salina, yeah, that's probably it.
00:32:01.000 Oh, in Salina, Texas.
00:32:02.000 I thought the home cost 600,000 in Salinas.
00:32:06.000 That's where all the Groypers live.
00:32:08.000 They made a town for incels called in Salina.
00:32:14.000 It's free porn.
00:32:16.000 No, anti-porn, for sure.
00:32:18.000 Incels?
00:32:20.000 Yeah, well, the Groyper ones.
00:32:20.000 The Groypers, yeah.
00:32:21.000 I don't really think of Groypers as incels.
00:32:23.000 I mean, they don't get a ton of pussy.
00:32:25.000 They're volcels, to be fair.
00:32:28.000 Yeah.
00:32:29.000 This Texas-based builder brags endlessly about their commitment to quality.
00:32:32.000 I'll let you be the judge.
00:32:34.000 So, this is just a random sample.
00:32:36.000 Again, when we do this show, there's times we've done two hours on the competence crisis and how they will not survive complex systems.
00:32:43.000 And this is a crisis I've noticed really asymptotically ramping up in the past five years.
00:32:50.000 So here I'm just dip, I'm just, I got the claw machine.
00:32:55.000 I dipped it into the Kinder Eggs and I pulled out this one example.
00:33:00.000 But it means a lot.
00:33:08.000 Like that's a tree fort.
00:33:10.000 You know?
00:33:11.000 The guy who built a tank for his son did a better job.
00:33:15.000 Yes.
00:33:16.000 Look at those screws.
00:33:19.000 This is how you and I would build a tree fort.
00:33:22.000 We'd be like, it keeps slipping, add more screws.
00:33:26.000 It's just a pile of lumber.
00:33:27.000 600 grand.
00:33:31.000 Like, I wouldn't feel safe in there.
00:33:38.000 And how many times have you heard this too?
00:33:41.000 People talking about shoddy construction.
00:33:44.000 Yo shawty, look at this construction.
00:33:46.000 You wanna see something really fucking bananas?
00:33:49.000 A viewer sent this in.
00:33:51.000 This has been on Kamala Harris' Twitter page.
00:33:56.000 For days.
00:33:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:57.000 Dude, what are you doing?
00:33:59.000 Jumping the gun.
00:34:00.000 Is that in the thing?
00:34:01.000 I said we're doing one article, one story per category today.
00:34:05.000 Damn.
00:34:06.000 I have a million miles of typos, including Kamala Harris for months now, administration.
00:34:13.000 Don't go dipping into the mailbag and pulling out things that I've already gone through.
00:34:16.000 Fine.
00:34:18.000 And you can see that that email's been read.
00:34:22.000 It is.
00:34:23.000 It wasn't pinned so I pinned it up there.
00:34:25.000 Now that I'm back on Twitter I want to start doing threads again.
00:34:27.000 I have about 650,000 pictures of people putting the dollar sign on the wrong side of the number and this morning I saw zero dollars down, zero interest, zero percent interest on a furniture store and it was not a handwritten sign.
00:34:45.000 That's what's really, I guarantee you, here's my prediction, and I know we're doing more than one subject here.
00:34:52.000 If you look up literally in like modern Google dictionaries, one of the definitions is not literally.
00:34:59.000 Because people misused it so much, it became the rule.
00:35:02.000 Nonplussed means surprised.
00:35:06.000 It doesn't sound like it means surprised, but or sort of confused, shocked, bewildered.
00:35:12.000 Now people have used it to mean unimpressed so often that that is one of the definitions.
00:35:19.000 Nonplussed also means not nonplussed.
00:35:22.000 Literally also means not literally.
00:35:25.000 Literally literally means not literally.
00:35:28.000 And I hereby predict that within the next two years, it will be acceptable to put the dollar sign on the right side.
00:35:36.000 I don't mean the right side, I mean the wrong side of the number.
00:35:41.000 And it won't be okay with me.
00:35:42.000 There's certain things I'm not budging on.
00:35:45.000 Society can all collectively say, sorry Gav, we're moving on.
00:35:49.000 Fuck you.
00:35:50.000 I am not budging on Crocs.
00:35:53.000 No one's ever coming in my home wearing Crocs.
00:35:56.000 I can't stop you wearing them on flights at the airport.
00:36:00.000 I don't like that, but I'll suffer through it.
00:36:03.000 Another thing I'm not fucking abiding by
00:36:06.000 Actually the shower caps I can live with but these fake eyelashes you all are wearing poor ghetto rat chicks where they call them hood rat chicks middle-class white woman in Dallas Rich woman poor woman every fucking boxers girlfriend.
00:36:24.000 I saw in Ireland in the fancy seats
00:36:30.000 Everywhere.
00:36:31.000 They're everywhere.
00:36:33.000 I go to the bank, the woman behind the top.
00:36:35.000 Like it's at this point where you would go, Gav, just move on.
00:36:39.000 It's a fashion trend that you don't get.
00:36:41.000 No, I'm not moving on.
00:36:42.000 I'm right.
00:36:42.000 You're wrong.
00:36:44.000 Those look ridiculous.
00:36:46.000 If you look at porn now, they're wearing them and the jizz lands, they're cumbrellas.
00:36:50.000 Jizz lands on them and it sits there perched.
00:36:54.000 A friend of mine told me that the song Umbrella by Rihanna is about her IUD.
00:36:58.000 IUDs kill people and IUDs prevent people from being born.
00:37:05.000 And she says, come into me at the end.
00:37:08.000 She ends the song saying, come into me.
00:37:10.000 What a dumb thing to write a song about.
00:37:12.000 Why don't you write a song about your diaphragm next?
00:37:14.000 Yeah, I think you did.
00:37:16.000 Okay, let's jump to the War on Kids.
00:37:18.000 Variety time.
00:37:21.000 I had a sex change operation.
00:37:23.000 Who wants to pound my back?
00:37:25.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.
00:37:30.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.
00:37:36.000 On your feet, soldier!
00:37:39.000 On your feet!
00:37:45.000 Snappy.
00:37:48.000 So this was meant to be a silly fun episode, but it's getting pretty serious.
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00:39:35.000 And then it just says, make dads look stupid in commercials.
00:39:39.000 I think he just accidentally typed that in there.
00:39:43.000 So one thing I like to push on this show is Americans can be very parochial.
00:39:52.000 I think only a third of them have a passport.
00:39:54.000 And when they hear about Canada or Germany or any other Western country, Australia, New Zealand, they kind of zone out.
00:40:04.000 And there may have been justification for that 20 years ago, but now we all have the same problem.
00:40:09.000 The same Marxist-globalist bullshit has infected the entire Western world.
00:40:16.000 This is a German the German government was pushing this picture book to to schools these kids 6 to 12 years old Does that sound unusual to you compared to America it doesn't to me we've got genderqueer books we've got that book where the girl talks about wanting a dick because she's a lesbian and and
00:40:38.000 pushing it into getting eaten out and stuff and wishing that she was getting a blowjob instead and that's all in the kids schools.
00:40:46.000 How many times have you seen, here's a great example of it, you see these town halls and whether it's in America or Scotland or anywhere else the the politicians will say okay okay stop stop stop and they will shut down the guy who was reading from a book that his kid got in school.
00:41:05.000 That's ubiquitous.
00:41:07.000 Everywhere we see that.
00:41:09.000 So we're all on the same page here, folks.
00:41:11.000 This could just as easily be here.
00:41:14.000 And you know, this could also be in the competence crisis because the book is schizophrenic in a way.
00:41:21.000 The City of Berlin is handing out this book on prostitution to children ages 6 to 12.
00:41:25.000 Rosie Needs Money is about a mother from Bulgaria who is forced to leave her kids behind to go to Berlin.
00:41:32.000 Isn't it Bulgaria?
00:41:34.000 And have German men rape her for money.
00:41:37.000 Screenshots from the book down below.
00:41:39.000 We can see them fucking and sucking there.
00:41:44.000 So Martin then appears to reference pornography saying, it's different from mom and dad.
00:41:48.000 Mom makes love to dad, but Rosie's men don't make love.
00:41:53.000 They make sex like on TV.
00:41:56.000 Oh, that sounds fun.
00:41:57.000 Look at that.
00:41:57.000 That's a stranger giving her a heart and then she has money to give to her little kids.
00:42:03.000 We were just talking about the Weimar Republic before the Nazis.
00:42:06.000 This is the kind of shit that was going on.
00:42:08.000 You're picking a fight with some bad men and it's not going to go well for any of us.
00:42:14.000 In the book, Rosie suggests that men use prostitutes due to loneliness.
00:42:18.000 The men are lonely, just to be clear here.
00:42:19.000 And advertises the sex trade as a legitimate and important field.
00:42:24.000 That's a good lesson for kids, is it not?
00:42:27.000 The book also explains that Rosie gives condoms to the men, which they put over their penises for sex.
00:42:33.000 This is done to prevent pregnancy and as protection against disease.
00:42:36.000 Yay!
00:42:37.000 A statement that is accompanied by disturbing childlike drawing of a smiling penis with a pink condom on it.
00:42:44.000 Now this is where it gets weird.
00:42:47.000 Bizarrely, the book concludes with quotes from children and young people who live in areas where street prostitution takes place.
00:42:54.000 Most of the sentiment is overwhelmingly negative and presented as examples of attitudes towards prostitution and youth, which require discussion.
00:43:04.000 So you go, oh, well, maybe what they're doing is they're showing you that prostitution is bad by starting out with a positive thing and then having, no, they're lazy fuck-ups.
00:43:14.000 They wrote all this out with the agenda of promoting prostitution and being woke.
00:43:19.000 And then when they talked, that's a pretty good artist actually.
00:43:21.000 And then when they talked to the kids, they didn't get the right answers.
00:43:25.000 They thought, well, I'm not going to put words in their mouth.
00:43:27.000 I might get in trouble for that.
00:43:29.000 I guess I'll just stick it in there.
00:43:30.000 And the fact that the children's testimonies totally contradict the agenda of the book is just like, oh, well, didn't work.
00:43:41.000 That's my belief.
00:43:45.000 Here's some of the kids.
00:43:47.000 I'm ashamed to live here.
00:43:48.000 I can't sleep well at night.
00:43:51.000 Why is there no prostitution next to a town hall?
00:43:54.000 Wonders one youth.
00:43:56.000 I'm afraid of the Johns.
00:43:57.000 Even though I have curtains, I'm afraid to change in my room.
00:44:00.000 Why do we residents and the ladies have to suffer just because the men can't find a wife?
00:44:06.000 Wait, are they trying to push this agenda of make it safer?
00:44:10.000 Speaking to Redux, Ellie Arrow, a German advocate for the abolition of the sex industry, calls the whole book schizophrenic, noting that the children quoted in the book clearly don't want to see the industry normalized.
00:44:21.000 They're suffering, scared of Johns and pimps, Arrow said.
00:44:24.000 One girl astutely comments that somehow prostitution has not happened next to City Hall.
00:44:28.000 German politicians are happy to enable prostitution and overlook criminal elements as long as they can take in tax heroes.
00:44:34.000 It's not happening in their backyard, and it's overwhelmingly the mothers and daughters from impoverished Eastern European families standing by the street side.
00:44:42.000 I used to be pro-prostitution.
00:44:44.000 Not pro, but pro-legalization.
00:44:47.000 Because I was like, I don't know, some loser down on her luck needs money, then there's some burn victim.
00:44:57.000 But I think I'm changing my mind on that.
00:45:00.000 I mean, it leads to dangerous areas.
00:45:02.000 And it's not like that.
00:45:03.000 I mean, in Sweden, it's a normal job.
00:45:06.000 But I'm sick of comparing us to Sweden, although I just said the opposite about the Western world.
00:45:12.000 I'm kind of on the fence on it now.
00:45:12.000 I don't know.
00:45:14.000 On paper, I think it makes sense to not criminalize it.
00:45:19.000 But then, I don't know, as an old grumpy Christian, I see it leading to sex trafficking and sexual slavery.
00:45:28.000 I mean, these women become drug addicts, they have their passports stolen, and then they become perpetually abused.
00:45:35.000 So, in theory, there's a good argument for keeping it legal.
00:45:39.000 In practice, it doesn't seem to pan out that way.
00:45:44.000 Speaking of
00:45:46.000 Panning out, let's jump to a new subject.
00:45:48.000 We're all over the map here.
00:45:50.000 Cop Talk is next.
00:46:00.000 Well it's because Cop Talk, I should be advertising the network too here if this is free.
00:46:04.000 Cop Talk is, we have a show on Thursday nights where we have three cops and one felon, we call it Cops and Robber, and we go through police videos.
00:46:12.000 Just like that live patrol show.
00:46:14.000 And the cops explain to us what the person did wrong and what they would have done in that situation.
00:46:19.000 And why this pattern is happening.
00:46:21.000 And then Matty O'Dell, the felon, he'll often push back and go cops need to be kept in check.
00:46:26.000 This guy's power hungry.
00:46:27.000 And sometimes they'll have a disagreement.
00:46:30.000 It's amazing how often though they're on the same page.
00:46:35.000 One thing they really split on is Big John here hates those free speech citizens who go into town halls and cop stations and film people and check if the cops know what the civilians' rights are.
00:46:49.000 And Big John's attitude seems to be, they're just a pain in the ass wasting everyone's time.
00:46:55.000 And Matty's argument seems to be, no, they're keeping the cops in check and making sure they know what the laws are.
00:47:03.000 Yeah, and it's not like... It's way funner than... When you think of cops, you don't think of these guys.
00:47:08.000 These guys are fun.
00:47:09.000 John farts on the mic very often.
00:47:10.000 Dickman was trying a new character where he's cool.
00:47:12.000 He's like... No, but he didn't know he was doing that.
00:47:15.000 Yeah, yeah, I guess he didn't.
00:47:17.000 He wasn't... He didn't say, I'm gonna introduce my dirty, hairy guy.
00:47:19.000 He just started acting like a dirty, hairy guy.
00:47:21.000 Yeah, well, you know... Did he have a lot of experience?
00:47:24.000 It's kind of fun.
00:47:26.000 Yeah, did he have a lot of experience?
00:47:28.000 We have the cop bumper.
00:47:29.000 And then we all go, wait, when did you get so cool?
00:47:39.000 You notice I do much of the original music or at least the lyrics for all these hits.
00:47:44.000 That's also because I'm cheap.
00:47:47.000 For someone to make a song and graphics for the various segments they probably want 500 bucks.
00:47:53.000 Why?
00:47:54.000 I'm a band.
00:47:55.000 I have had a lot of complaints about the Competence Crisis song.
00:47:58.000 People hate it.
00:47:59.000 It's a competency crisis.
00:48:02.000 Maybe I should redo that and make it like personality crisis.
00:48:09.000 This one's going around like crazy.
00:48:11.000 And we would have discussed it on the Cop Show if I wasn't determined to get all these different categories into this show.
00:48:18.000 But this woman, make it nice and big.
00:48:21.000 You've probably seen this if you care about cop videos.
00:48:23.000 If they're in your algorithm, you've seen this one.
00:48:26.000 She yells, I'm sorry to laugh at a guy dying.
00:48:30.000 Oh, that's a rude comment.
00:48:31.000 She says, Taser, Taser.
00:48:33.000 I think she shoots this man in the spine.
00:48:37.000 I think this man is done.
00:48:39.000 Blow it up, penis tits.
00:48:50.000 Are we watching a snuff video?
00:48:52.000 I think that man's dead.
00:48:55.000 They're hollow points, right?
00:48:57.000 And the cop, her partner was right underneath the black guy.
00:49:00.000 Geez.
00:49:04.000 I do remember this one.
00:49:07.000 Shit, I shot him!
00:49:09.000 You obviously heard the joke where somebody says, I hate when I accidentally pull out my loud taser.
00:49:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:16.000 Taser, taser!
00:49:16.000 Shit, I shot him!
00:49:22.000 Bitch, it's not like set the shit from stun to kill.
00:49:24.000 You can't speak to your gun and it's like, oh, I didn't hear you.
00:49:27.000 Everyone, when they see this, they go, well, obviously they should make stun guns a different shape.
00:49:31.000 They are a totally different shape.
00:49:33.000 It's all sharp edges.
00:49:41.000 You can barely hear her say, oh shit, I shot him.
00:49:44.000 Now on the show, we often talk about, I tend to denigrate female cops.
00:49:49.000 I don't think females should be cops.
00:49:51.000 I don't think females should be in combat sports.
00:49:53.000 I hate watching female boxing and female MMA.
00:49:56.000 It feels wrong.
00:49:57.000 And they will often push back on that and say, no, they come in handy sometimes.
00:50:01.000 They're good for domestics.
00:50:03.000 They're good at paperwork.
00:50:06.000 But I don't know I just I see them annoy drunken assholes because they see this little woman coming up to them and they go fuck you bitch when it's another six-foot-four dude who says look let's calm down we don't want to get into this they're like yeah I guess I don't want my ass kicked you look like the guy who beat me up last time I was being an asshole I don't want to do that but with a five-foot-tall fat-ass Puerto Rican chick
00:50:33.000 Are you scared?
00:50:34.000 Uh-oh.
00:50:34.000 What?
00:50:35.000 All right, well, why don't we play a game?
00:50:38.000 Try to figure out which one's the taser, which one's the gun.
00:50:41.000 Okay, it's gonna be tricky.
00:50:42.000 It's actually kind of tricky.
00:50:46.000 How long do we have?
00:50:47.000 Is there a stopwatch?
00:50:49.000 You're not gonna get it?
00:50:50.000 I would just pick a random one.
00:50:52.000 I'm going to say the black thing on the left is a taser, and the fluorescent green space gun is just a regular Glock.
00:51:00.000 So the one on the right you think is a Glock, the one on the left?
00:51:03.000 And on the left is a taser.
00:51:04.000 It's a black taser that shoots out black electricity.
00:51:07.000 I'll write that down.
00:51:07.000 I'm going to Google it and see if... I'll send it to the cops and see if they can tell me which one.
00:51:11.000 Dude, you could not... The only way you can make that more different is to have the handle be made of fur.
00:51:18.000 And have a Pez Donald Duck head on the top of it.
00:51:22.000 And you have to pull that back and it shoots out electric Pez.
00:51:26.000 Out of Donald's neck.
00:51:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:28.000 That's the only way.
00:51:31.000 Come on!
00:51:31.000 That'd be a sick gun, to be honest.
00:51:34.000 I don't want it.
00:51:35.000 Can we get, is it legal to have a taser gun?
00:51:37.000 Probably not in New York City.
00:51:38.000 Nothing's legal.
00:51:40.000 All right, we're jumping subjects again.
00:51:42.000 Now we're off to feminism.
00:51:44.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?
00:51:47.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?
00:51:51.000 We are the storm.
00:51:52.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.
00:52:00.000 You said I was too pretty to fight.
00:52:05.000 That's toxic masculinity.
00:52:06.000 You don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
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00:53:20.000 I like taking the gummies right before bed.
00:53:24.000 And then it's seven hours of being at the movies.
00:53:28.000 God, I had this dream last night.
00:53:30.000 It was so irritating.
00:53:32.000 It was on a loop.
00:53:33.000 So there was, to do with Ireland, we were importing something from Ireland and it was like two legal things, so like liquor and bread.
00:53:44.000 And then the third thing was like 2.5 million dollars of marijuana, I don't know what they're called, little cartridges for a vape pen.
00:53:56.000 And I was worried about those getting stopped at the border and then getting arrested for importing illegal drugs.
00:54:02.000 Okay.
00:54:03.000 Normal nightmare, right?
00:54:04.000 You're gonna go to jail.
00:54:05.000 You did something bad.
00:54:06.000 But it just kept coming back, hours and hours.
00:54:09.000 It came back so many times I had to deal with these stupid cartridges, which I would never want to deal with in real life, that I started to analyze the dream going, why?
00:54:19.000 Why are you worried about this?
00:54:21.000 What does this symbolize?
00:54:23.000 You know you're having a dream for way too long when you start analyzing it like fucking Freud.
00:54:28.000 I almost got arrested in my dream last night.
00:54:30.000 What would you do?
00:54:32.000 I was with guys that I guess were Proud Boys maybe and then we were like just at a park but next to the park was like basically a foreign entity that had invaded America and their camp was like right there and I was like we're gonna get fucked over.
00:54:53.000 That's that's what it's but it's odd because it's not like The America's government was gonna get us in trouble this foreign Almost like if the Nazis ran America sort of thing, okay Well, we're gonna get to that in the my pet Biden segment, which is coming up after feminism update She got arrested.
00:55:12.000 That's her mugshot.
00:55:13.000 She's crying Unpopular opinion I didn't see her do anything wrong.
00:55:18.000 Hmm
00:55:20.000 I mean, illegal I should say.
00:55:22.000 She definitely did plenty wrong.
00:55:24.000 Right.
00:55:25.000 Immoral.
00:55:26.000 She's just a meathead.
00:55:27.000 She's a meatball.
00:55:30.000 Okay, so this was an interesting take on stay-at-home moms versus guys who work construction and it's a good example of the lack of empathy we get from females, feminist females in particular.
00:55:43.000 Okay, so Brian is not the default parent.
00:55:47.000 Let me explain.
00:55:48.000 Let's say Spider-Man and Ernie have a child, Kevin.
00:55:51.000 Spider-Man stays home with Kevin all day.
00:55:56.000 Ernie works outside the home.
00:55:58.000 Now Brian, keep in mind that both Ernie and Spider-Man are working full-time hours.
00:56:03.000 Stop!
00:56:05.000 And it's just patently false.
00:56:08.000 It is very strenuous for a mom, for Ryan's wife.
00:56:13.000 She's got a almost two-year-old running around.
00:56:17.000 And she's pregnant.
00:56:18.000 Yeah, so that's a lot of exercise.
00:56:20.000 It is a phase.
00:56:21.000 They become much more independent around three, four.
00:56:25.000 Then they're off to school.
00:56:26.000 They're pre-K, I think, at four.
00:56:29.000 So the baby to three there are three years you're pretty busy a guy works in construction a lot more than three years and Once they start going to school you drop them off at 9 you got 9 10 11 12 1 2 3
00:56:43.000 Six hours to fuck the dog while I'm cooking and cleaning.
00:56:46.000 Yeah.
00:56:47.000 I'm not trivializing that.
00:56:48.000 We've always put woman on a pedestal and said you create life.
00:56:51.000 And we love that you take that hit too.
00:56:53.000 Because say you have like three or four kids, the first three year thing is going to spread out a lot longer.
00:56:58.000 However, when they start getting older, you start getting help with chores and stuff as the kids get like seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:57:05.000 But as Bill Burr points out, you can always press pause.
00:57:09.000 It's called a screen.
00:57:10.000 It's not encouraged.
00:57:11.000 You're not being a good mom if your kid's staring at a screen.
00:57:14.000 But if you want to go to the bathroom, have a break, you can just plop them in front of the TV.
00:57:18.000 You can't do that in construction.
00:57:20.000 When your boss tells you to unload a truckload of sheetrock, you can't put on a DVD.
00:57:26.000 You gotta fucking start grabbing that sheetrock.
00:57:29.000 And have you been on a construction site, my dear?
00:57:33.000 Not only is it brutal and incredibly strenuous, it's also really fucking dangerous.
00:57:40.000 People are falling, getting impaled with rebar, risking their lives on a regular basis.
00:57:46.000 So that's a huge factor too, is the sheer danger.
00:57:49.000 There's also, of course, the different weather in your house.
00:57:52.000 It's 70 degrees at all times.
00:57:53.000 Now, I don't want to sound like I'm saying housewives have an easy job and it's shitty.
00:58:01.000 One in five workplace deaths.
00:58:03.000 But what I'm saying is you can't say that your work inside the house, it's arguably just as important, but it's not as grueling
00:58:12.000 He signed up for the more grueling thing.
00:58:14.000 You know why?
00:58:15.000 Because his life is worthless.
00:58:17.000 Worth.
00:58:18.000 Space.
00:58:19.000 Less.
00:58:20.000 So we as men are willing to put ourselves in more danger because we appreciate you more than us.
00:58:26.000 Like the analogy I always use about the black widow spider, where as soon as he's done impregnating her, she eats him.
00:58:32.000 This is hilarious.
00:58:35.000 Most fatal jobs are fishing, logging, roofing.
00:58:39.000 Male profession jobs.
00:58:40.000 So, you gotta appreciate that.
00:58:42.000 But they said, this is so funny, and when we judge dangerous jobs by injuries rather than deaths, jobs dominated by women rise to the top.
00:58:50.000 What, like you blink your finger?
00:58:53.000 My friend Jesse on his show the other day was talking about his first day at Starbucks.
00:58:57.000 He walks in, he's working, whatever, and then he goes on his break and two separate women go into the break room to have a cry break.
00:59:07.000 He's like, women have cry breaks, they're like guys have cigarette breaks.
00:59:10.000 And he's like, I don't know this person.
00:59:12.000 And then she starts saying out loud what is making her cry.
00:59:15.000 And he's like, I don't care.
00:59:18.000 Like women just crying on the job.
00:59:20.000 I feel like I've seen that.
00:59:21.000 While we're being sexist, women can't fall.
00:59:24.000 No.
00:59:25.000 Like every time they fall, it's a catastrophe.
00:59:27.000 And there's a big black bruise.
00:59:30.000 It's almost like they're hurtling themselves into the ground.
00:59:33.000 And this is terrible.
00:59:34.000 But I remember hearing about this woman who was killed in Central Park because a cyclist hit her.
00:59:39.000 And I'm like, couldn't it just like rolled?
00:59:42.000 Like my friend, my, this is even worse.
00:59:45.000 When we were in Costa Rica once, my friend's mom was there and she had just survived cancer.
00:59:49.000 Oh.
00:59:50.000 And it was, it's pretty rugged terrain in Montezuma, Costa Rica.
00:59:54.000 Like you shouldn't wear flip flops.
00:59:55.000 You're going to fall.
00:59:57.000 Uh, and so there's rocks everywhere and we're going up a hill and it's kind of late at night and I, I guess she maybe tripped on a rock, but she didn't do that thing.
01:00:03.000 You know, you trip and you go, whoa, whoa.
01:00:04.000 And you run for a few steps.
01:00:05.000 Right, right.
01:00:06.000 Catch it.
01:00:06.000 She fell like this.
01:00:07.000 You ready?
01:00:11.000 Like, didn't put her hands down.
01:00:13.000 Her hands were at her side as her face smashed against the gravel and her face was all cut up.
01:00:19.000 Like, you can't put your... I mean... They're throwing themselves into the road gladly!
01:00:24.000 When I was a bike messenger, I'd regularly get hit by a car.
01:00:27.000 And you just sort of roll and you get up and you make sure your bike's okay.
01:00:30.000 Yeah, I mean... You could have an aneurysm on a toy!
01:00:33.000 So, I think that's God's way of saying they're not supposed to fall.
01:00:39.000 But anyway, let's get back to her.
01:00:41.000 Portraying construction as a party, by the way.
01:00:44.000 Yeah, stop.
01:00:51.000 He has a lunch break sitting on the ground eating a sandwich from a lunchbox with his ass on the dirt.
01:01:00.000 There's nowhere to sit.
01:01:04.000 In the old days if you were lucky you could sit on an I-beam that was 50 stories above the city and risk getting blown away.
01:01:12.000 And yeah, you know where he goes to the bathroom?
01:01:14.000 In a spackle bucket they all share.
01:01:17.000 So that's an empty bucket of drywall paste that they all take shits and pisses in.
01:01:23.000 And the air conditioning and heating on the job sites really suck.
01:01:27.000 It's really hard to condition the air when you don't have walls around you.
01:01:32.000 Yeah, as Anthony points out with Anthony Cumia with HVAC, if the temperature is good, your work's done there.
01:01:40.000 So it's either freezing in January because the heater broke, or it's a fucking nightmare and you're up in someone's roof fixing the air conditioning, but the second it's livable, you've got to get out of there and get to another place that is insufferable.
01:01:55.000 By the way, men have not complained about this.
01:01:57.000 We're only bringing this up because you told us your job is just the same as ours.
01:02:02.000 Throne by himself.
01:02:03.000 None of which Spider-Man gets.
01:02:05.000 Spider-Man's looking forward to Ernie coming home from work.
01:02:08.000 Ernie drives to and from work by himself, listening to a podcast.
01:02:13.000 Yeah, I love commuting to the office.
01:02:15.000 Isn't it great being stuck in traffic?
01:02:17.000 Because you get to listen to a pod... You get to listen to a podcast too, my dear.
01:02:22.000 I hate traffic.
01:02:24.000 It feels like it's jailing.
01:02:28.000 It feels like you're in jail.
01:02:29.000 Like you know where your location is and you can't get there because everybody's stuck.
01:02:33.000 And then you brainwash yourself into thinking it's good to change a lane.
01:02:36.000 I like what Jim Norton says.
01:02:37.000 He goes, sometimes you're not even mad.
01:02:39.000 You just want to pull over and get out and lie down and cry.
01:02:42.000 Have a cry break.
01:02:44.000 There should be little stations along the 95 for cry breaks.
01:02:49.000 Partying.
01:03:06.000 How often does he come home and wash the cars?
01:03:08.000 He washes the cars every second Saturday at the most.
01:03:13.000 And mowing the lawn, yeah, you got to stay on top of that.
01:03:16.000 So let me get this straight.
01:03:17.000 After a hard day's work, your dogs are barking, your feet hurt, and you bust out the lawnmower because it's got to get done.
01:03:24.000 If it gets any taller, we won't be able to mow it.
01:03:26.000 And she's like, you bitch.
01:03:28.000 You get to party mowing the lawn?
01:03:30.000 It's so funny because she makes this whole video.
01:03:32.000 But meanwhile, the whole video is the point against her of like what this poor guy has to deal with.
01:03:37.000 Yeah.
01:03:38.000 Like if she said he goes to the bar with his friends, I go, well, that's kind of fucked up.
01:03:41.000 You should get a break.
01:03:43.000 I'm sure he comes home and hugs.
01:03:46.000 Who was that little kid?
01:03:47.000 Ernie?
01:03:49.000 No, he's Ernie.
01:03:51.000 Whatever the little kid is.
01:03:52.000 I'm sure he hugs him, plays with him and shit.
01:03:55.000 But he's got to get the lawn done before it gets dark.
01:03:58.000 Spider-Man wants a break.
01:03:59.000 Spider-Man wants to do something else.
01:04:01.000 Does that make sense?
01:04:03.000 Okay, so Brian... My wife would never argue that being home with Daphne is the most awesome thing ever.
01:04:08.000 Yesterday she was just laying down, she was trying to go to bed and then she got sidetracked just watching videos of Daphne because we're mourning her being an only child.
01:04:17.000 Which is gonna be weird.
01:04:18.000 Like the idea of her being like sidelined or something, but that's not how it works, right?
01:04:22.000 It's just like a cumulative love.
01:04:25.000 No, dude, it's bad.
01:04:26.000 Yeah.
01:04:26.000 Really?
01:04:27.000 Oh, fuck.
01:04:28.000 My daughter was meant to be an only child, and when my second kid was born, she was like, what?
01:04:35.000 And then she was two, and I go, it's a gift for you.
01:04:39.000 We got you a baby.
01:04:40.000 She goes, oh, okay.
01:04:42.000 So then that night she goes, I want the baby in my cot, whatever, to sleep with her.
01:04:46.000 We probably shouldn't do that.
01:04:47.000 And I think she immediately realized, oh, you're fucking lying to me.
01:04:50.000 It's not mine.
01:04:50.000 Yeah.
01:04:51.000 And then she was weird.
01:04:53.000 Really?
01:04:53.000 For 10 days, like catatonic.
01:04:56.000 Two.
01:04:56.000 What age?
01:05:00.000 Daphne has only child syndrome.
01:05:02.000 Like I pick her up, cradle her, and I go, who's the baby?
01:05:05.000 And she goes, and she just laughs.
01:05:07.000 Yeah, my daughter's 17 now, and she still is like, eh.
01:05:12.000 God, no.
01:05:14.000 I can't believe you made two more of these fucking things.
01:05:18.000 She was meant to be the main character.
01:05:19.000 What am I, a chopped liver?
01:05:21.000 Oh, man.
01:05:22.000 And she's not exactly the sweetest plum to them to this day.
01:05:22.000 Yeah.
01:05:26.000 But you know, teenagers are- Let's just say something.
01:05:29.000 Teenagers tend not to fawn over their siblings.
01:05:31.000 Right.
01:05:32.000 That's pretty normal.
01:05:33.000 But besides everything that you just said, it's gonna be great.
01:05:36.000 It's gonna be weird, dude.
01:05:37.000 Damn.
01:05:38.000 This is what the best thing to say to parents.
01:05:40.000 It's a little heartbreaking.
01:05:41.000 Is, yeah, no, you're right, that is gonna suck.
01:05:44.000 Like when they go, I hear it's pretty rough for the first seven weeks, and I go, yeah, it blows.
01:05:49.000 Yeah, I wasn't expecting that.
01:05:50.000 Like you pray to Jesus Christ for 10 more minutes of sleep, and he's like, sorry, I'm busy, I got a mudslide in Mumbai to deal with.
01:05:59.000 You're like, can't you do both?
01:06:01.000 You're God.
01:06:03.000 No, I'm God's son.
01:06:04.000 You're praying to the wrong guy, moron.
01:06:05.000 Well, it's all the same Godhead, the Trinity.
01:06:09.000 But either way.
01:06:10.000 Owen Benjamin's been having some trouble with that.
01:06:11.000 He doesn't get why God would pray to himself.
01:06:14.000 Right, well, yeah, I understand what he's saying.
01:06:17.000 You know what was good?
01:06:17.000 He was like, dude, I just want everybody to admit, like, it's confusing.
01:06:23.000 Like, you have to admit the Trinity isn't just, like, easy to understand.
01:06:28.000 It's true.
01:06:29.000 That's true.
01:06:29.000 So he's a very devout Christian?
01:06:32.000 No, I don't think so.
01:06:33.000 I think he calls Jesus like a zombie and shit.
01:06:37.000 He's like you worship a zombie.
01:06:38.000 Oh, he's a Jew.
01:06:39.000 Yeah, I don't know what he is, but he believes in God.
01:06:43.000 He just doesn't believe in any denomination and he likes what Muslims do.
01:06:47.000 He's a non-denominational deist.
01:06:51.000 He's a deist, yes.
01:06:52.000 Despair!
01:06:54.000 I'll take it.
01:06:55.000 Let's jump to a new category.
01:06:56.000 Anyway, just to wrap it up with that feminist woman, she's being an ingrate.
01:07:00.000 We appreciate your work.
01:07:01.000 It's very, very different.
01:07:03.000 But if he's not going to the bar after work and dragging you through making dinner with no breaks, I think you may want to take it easy on someone who's mowing the lawn after a hard day's work.
01:07:14.000 Plus, construction guys get up at what, like five?
01:07:18.000 They're home at three.
01:07:20.000 I heard my friend telling me too, he's like, dude, we fight, we argue on the job site.
01:07:24.000 It's so stressful, like every day.
01:07:26.000 Then at the end, we're like, it's cool.
01:07:28.000 But like, there's fights every single day.
01:07:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:07:31.000 Fuck you, you fucking idiot!
01:07:33.000 That's how jobs get done.
01:07:35.000 And there's going to be conflict because it's important.
01:07:37.000 Like, I don't want to go up there.
01:07:38.000 It's not ready.
01:07:39.000 And if I go through, I'm going to die.
01:07:41.000 You're trying to kill me.
01:07:42.000 You're trying to fucking kill me!
01:07:43.000 Yeah.
01:07:43.000 Yeah.
01:07:44.000 Every mistake is a failure.
01:07:45.000 Like, if you're wrong about what we're arguing about, my life is in danger.
01:07:48.000 Yeah.
01:07:49.000 It's not like the watercolor is going to come out looking really gross.
01:07:54.000 If you're wrong with a kid, there's days where you can be a total fuck-up and let them watch, like, four hours of TV.
01:08:00.000 You feel pretty guilty after.
01:08:02.000 Okay, My Pet Biden, another category.
01:08:06.000 Wait, that doesn't rhyme.
01:08:10.000 I think that's besides the Beastie Boys final video.
01:08:29.000 I think that might be our best song.
01:08:32.000 The song?
01:08:33.000 Yeah.
01:08:34.000 And it's funny because it's just a song with some overdubs from you.
01:08:37.000 Yeah.
01:08:38.000 And the video too is just faces on an existing video.
01:08:41.000 So this is going around and it's
01:08:47.000 Actually, the story itself annoys me in many ways, and not for the reasons everyone else is annoyed.
01:08:52.000 So people are pissed at Biden for calling him that boy, which is fine.
01:08:58.000 Like, my bartender is 60, 4, I'm 53, he calls me young man.
01:09:03.000 The Knights of Columbus guys are in their 70s, they would call me that boy and young man.
01:09:11.000 But it's racist to call black people boy.
01:09:13.000 He didn't say boy!
01:09:15.000 He said, that boy, meaning he's much younger than me.
01:09:19.000 And he pronounced his idiotic name wrong.
01:09:22.000 Can we just make it clear that this person's name is more embarrassing than Cedric the Entertainer?
01:09:29.000 Ladies Love.
01:09:30.000 Hi, my name's Ladies Love Cool G. Ladies Love Cool Gavin.
01:09:34.000 My name's Cool Gavin.
01:09:36.000 That's the name I gave myself.
01:09:37.000 And women are obsessed with how awesome I am.
01:09:40.000 So just call me Ladies Love Cool Gavin.
01:09:44.000 I'm gonna make that the title.
01:09:45.000 I remember learning that my uncle told me it's LL stands for ladies love and I was like well then isn't his name just Cool J and LL is kind of just a comment.
01:09:53.000 Yeah it's just a way to describe Cool J. As a child I was like so his name is Cool J. It's embarrassing.
01:10:00.000 Cedric the Entertainer.
01:10:02.000 That's your name?
01:10:05.000 You sound like a party clown.
01:10:08.000 Let me guess you're an entertainer?
01:10:12.000 Anyway, you're supposed to be mad that LL Cool J was blasphemed.
01:10:17.000 This is exactly how I read when I can't see the text.
01:10:31.000 Like if we get an ad printout and it's a size 6 font, I'm like, look it also explains that Rosie gives condoms to the men which they put on their penises for sex.
01:10:41.000 It's done to prevent pregnancy.
01:10:44.000 You can't see, you gotta make the font bigger.
01:10:46.000 It has, judging by how out of it this dementia patient is, I think like the letter C has to be this big.
01:10:53.000 You can put one word
01:10:57.000 Per screen.
01:10:57.000 Your cue cards are like the church post signs outside.
01:11:00.000 Yeah, he could read God hates fags.
01:11:05.000 Fred Phelps.
01:11:06.000 Fred Phelps should be doing his cue cards.
01:11:08.000 A Pizza Hut special.
01:11:10.000 He skims too.
01:11:12.000 He's like...
01:11:20.000 He looks like he's just mulling it over before he goes and says it as a speech.
01:11:24.000 No, dude, you're at the podium.
01:11:26.000 This is the speech, you dementia patient.
01:11:41.000 So this is he's commemorating Incredible leadership and courage.
01:11:45.000 This is the leader of the free world the most powerful man in the world and the most powerful man in history
01:11:53.000 He's more powerful than Genghis Khan and Napoleon as far as the power he has right now.
01:11:59.000 So we're looking at not only the most powerful man in the world, but the most powerful man in history.
01:12:03.000 And he's awarding a rapper.
01:12:08.000 An award for leadership and courage.
01:12:11.000 Like this is our most, I hate him, don't get me wrong, but this is our most important guy and he's spending time out of his day to commemorate Cedric the Entertainer, Eminem, Run DMC, like what are you doing?
01:12:25.000 Didn't he never even go out to Ohio after that huge spill?
01:12:28.000 He just sent Buttigieg, right?
01:12:30.000 Yeah, yeah, he said he didn't want to get in the way.
01:12:32.000 I don't like being in Hawaii.
01:12:33.000 Same with Hawaii, he didn't want to get in the way.
01:12:35.000 But he'll get in the way of LL Cool J and then what's the reaction?
01:12:41.000 You didn't do a good job.
01:12:42.000 You said ladies love Cool J wrong and you said boy and you blasphemed our God.
01:12:47.000 We're living in a black aristocracy, a black monarchy at this point.
01:12:51.000 And LL Cool J sucks.
01:12:53.000 He's in a corny drama like a cop drama where they all wear you new clothes.
01:12:59.000 It's the kind of thing that a maid at a hotel watches when she's cleaning the bed.
01:13:03.000 Like no one sits down and watches NCIS or whatever the fuck it's called.
01:13:07.000 It's all it's a soap opera.
01:13:09.000 It's a cop soap opera for maids.
01:13:12.000 That's what he's on.
01:13:14.000 And as far as the songs, Mama Said Knock You Out was kind of corny.
01:13:19.000 But before that, there was no other hits except the early, early days of rap with that going back to Cali and all that stuff.
01:13:28.000 So he had a few hits in the 80s when rap began.
01:13:32.000 Big Break, Mama Said Knock You Out.
01:13:34.000 OK, so pretty much every rapper.
01:13:36.000 I think MC Lyte was also commemorated there for her incredible contribution to society.
01:13:47.000 He was always doing this too, he's going... Yeah, his whole thing is that he's sexy.
01:13:53.000 How embarrassing is a sexy man?
01:13:55.000 Hey, what's up?
01:13:57.000 Ladies love me, you probably want to blow me, right?
01:13:59.000 Look at the smoky eyes!
01:14:03.000 I'm so gorgeous.
01:14:04.000 That thing.
01:14:05.000 He should win the embarrassing award.
01:14:09.000 And like look at my gorgeous eyes.
01:14:11.000 He's Zoolander!
01:14:12.000 He's doing Zoolander.
01:14:14.000 What a corny turd.
01:14:17.000 Jigaboolander.
01:14:19.000 I'm sorry.
01:14:20.000 That's terrible.
01:14:20.000 That's not funny.
01:14:21.000 I know.
01:14:21.000 I know.
01:14:21.000 I apologize.
01:14:22.000 On the free episode too.
01:14:24.000 Alright Mr. Child Rape.
01:14:26.000 Take that back.
01:14:34.000 And Kareem Jean-Pierre, my press secretary.
01:14:38.000 No wonder I'm doing okay.
01:14:39.000 And Justin Jones, a new voice that gives us hope for the future, Justin.
01:14:46.000 And two of the great artists of our time representing the groundbreaking legacy of hip-hop in America, LLJ Cool J.
01:14:57.000 LLJ Cool J. So much, like I hate, Joe Biden is incompetent.
01:15:04.000 He should be in an old folks home.
01:15:05.000 But that being said, you got to work with the cards you're dealt.
01:15:09.000 Someone's got to work with this guy's teleprompter.
01:15:11.000 I heard Tucker Carlson, he needs glasses, but he doesn't like wearing them, so his teleprompter is like the size of a movie theater screen, which is why on Tucker Carlson Tonight, you'd see his eyes go like this.
01:15:23.000 At least he could read them, though.
01:15:25.000 I didn't like watching his eyes go like he was at a tennis match, but that's what Joe needs.
01:15:30.000 He cannot read these little things.
01:15:39.000 What's that?
01:15:40.000 Say that again?
01:15:51.000 They always laugh.
01:15:56.000 Yes he's a strong muscle man.
01:15:59.000 So he's actually not guilty it's racism it's more like cultural appropriation be like that boy good like that sort of thing.
01:16:07.000 Well he also he also is a hundred years old he probably does think of blacks as like boy.
01:16:14.000 He probably is like the kind of genuine racist that it's not even bad.
01:16:18.000 He doesn't even know it's bad.
01:16:19.000 It's just like, I love them dancing around.
01:16:21.000 I want to get one.
01:16:22.000 I want to have one in the house.
01:16:24.000 Are you kidding?
01:16:24.000 Spain's my favorite suite of cars.
01:16:26.000 They got big muscles.
01:16:27.000 They got muscles like my legs.
01:16:29.000 And they're always doing the rhyming stuff with the microphone.
01:16:32.000 How can I be a racist, man?
01:16:34.000 I got a color TV.
01:16:35.000 But you don't want to live in a racial jungle.
01:16:36.000 I don't want them with my kids or nothing.
01:16:38.000 Oh yeah, I forget he said that.
01:16:42.000 Like, look at this guy, 2-0.
01:16:44.000 This is just as absurd.
01:16:45.000 So this is a dude, Anthony put this up.
01:16:48.000 He wrote a bunch of stupid songs.
01:16:53.000 He was in NCIS.
01:16:55.000 Does he get an award?
01:16:56.000 Oh, interesting.
01:16:58.000 He was sampled by Dr. Dre and Snoop and others.
01:17:02.000 I didn't know that.
01:17:03.000 Yeah, very great quality, you know.
01:17:06.000 No way.
01:17:11.000 That's like the biggest part of the song.
01:17:16.000 Wait, what?
01:17:17.000 Alright, my mind's blown.
01:17:20.000 There you go.
01:17:21.000 That's amazing.
01:17:26.000 That song rules.
01:17:28.000 I don't want the president giving him an award.
01:17:30.000 Either.
01:17:32.000 You made some music and then you did some soap operas.
01:17:34.000 I'm glad you enjoyed America's Resources and you made lots of money and you were popular and successful.
01:17:39.000 Congratulations, but no awards.
01:17:42.000 And then what do we get?
01:17:42.000 We get the Vietnam guy.
01:17:44.000 He puts his fucking Congressional Medal of Honor on him, then it's like...
01:17:48.000 What?
01:17:48.000 What's going on?
01:17:49.000 Just walks away.
01:17:50.000 Leaves the poor bastard standing there.
01:17:55.000 Um... Racism is another subject we cover.
01:17:58.000 I'm a black female.
01:18:00.000 What other different... What else could I have done to piss you off?
01:18:04.000 A black woman?
01:18:06.000 This is really inconvenient.
01:18:08.000 That's crazy!
01:18:18.000 I think I might miss my Trezane.
01:18:20.000 Ah, I got 50 minutes.
01:18:25.000 26.
01:18:26.000 This is fascinating.
01:18:28.000 And it deserves an hour, but we're just giving one story per segment.
01:18:34.000 Texas Sex Offender Registry Analysis, Unbiased Crime Report.
01:18:38.000 On Twitter, I download the entire database, 101,000 offenders, and can now easily query it to identify entries with incorrect race, ethnicity.
01:18:49.000 Here are the numbers so far.
01:18:51.000 Whites, 35,000.
01:18:51.000 Hispanics, 32,000.
01:18:52.000 Blacks, 20,000.
01:18:52.000 Unknown, 12,000.
01:18:52.000 Asians, none.
01:18:58.000 Others, none.
01:18:59.000 I must rape you.
01:19:04.000 So is this what he started with or where he's ended up?
01:19:07.000 Because when you look at the population of America, it's not a third, third, third.
01:19:13.000 It's more like, well, depending again with Hispanics, 65, 15, 20, 20% being Hispanic, 15, 13 being black, 65.
01:19:29.000 So I believe this is just sexual assault.
01:19:32.000 I believe this is true of all of America's crime stats.
01:19:36.000 They are taking non-whites and making them white to make the numbers less hard to deal with, hard to stomach.
01:19:46.000 And it's ironic because the argument for America being racist is that we lie and cheat and steal to make black people look bad, but it's the exact opposite.
01:19:56.000 We lie and cheat and steal to make white people look bad to make black people look better.
01:20:00.000 But anyway, this is a fascinating thread.
01:20:01.000 You can dig it up yourself.
01:20:04.000 Go down.
01:20:05.000 Some of the people.
01:20:07.000 Okay, with a simple query like this, I can identify lots of Hernandez's incorrectly marked as non-Hispanic white.
01:20:13.000 Non-Hispanic.
01:20:14.000 Not Hispanic white.
01:20:16.000 Hernandez is a non-Hispanic white.
01:20:19.000 And look at him.
01:20:22.000 He's pretty darn Hispanic.
01:20:24.000 Edward Lorenzo.
01:20:25.000 It gets Eduardo Lorenzo Hernandez.
01:20:29.000 That's like a parody of a Spanish name.
01:20:31.000 You could not get more Hispanic than that name.
01:20:35.000 Look at the other ones.
01:20:40.000 Here's his population versus offenders chart with the incorrect data Asians are the missing 1% Okay, so what wait go back so
01:20:53.000 What's that?
01:20:54.000 What's the blue there?
01:20:55.000 I've got Joe Biden eyes.
01:20:56.000 Population and sex offenders.
01:20:59.000 Okay, so white, the population and the sex offenders are about the same.
01:21:03.000 Black, more than the population.
01:21:07.000 And Hispanic, slightly less sex offenders than they're represented in the population.
01:21:13.000 So we're right on par.
01:21:14.000 If you see a white guy, he's a sex offender according to that incorrect data.
01:21:19.000 Keep going down.
01:21:23.000 So this is slightly more accurate and you'll see that blacks and Hispanics are wildly overrepresented and we are in fact underrepresented.
01:21:31.000 We being me, not you, Ryan.
01:21:33.000 You're a Puerto Rican Japanese guy.
01:21:35.000 That's correct.
01:21:36.000 Keep going down though.
01:21:38.000 Look at some of these non-Hispanic whites.
01:21:41.000 Enoch G. Roches Valencia.
01:21:45.000 He's a non, that's a white person you're looking at.
01:21:49.000 Does he identify as white?
01:21:50.000 Is that what they're doing?
01:21:51.000 No, they identify him as white.
01:21:54.000 Whitey.
01:21:55.000 Kill whitey.
01:21:58.000 Here's another non-Hispanic white.
01:22:00.000 Perusing through sex offender registries all over the country, I've found thousands of Hispanics, Asians, Native Americans, and even blacks listed as white, yet I've never seen the opposite.
01:22:10.000 See, this is why autistic people are so important in society.
01:22:14.000 Who has the time to do this?
01:22:15.000 And it's a very important piece of information.
01:22:21.000 Here's another guy, Davey Harrison, white as can be.
01:22:26.000 Anyway, that goes on and on and on.
01:22:28.000 I just caught up on, I got the Partridge Family DVD set.
01:22:32.000 This show is very serious, unlike our other shows.
01:22:37.000 So that's, I want to, oh shit, I forgot!
01:22:40.000 Before we left racism, we had to do a green screen about Biden.
01:22:44.000 Oh shit.
01:22:44.000 Oh well, it's out of order.
01:23:01.000 What are the three scenarios with the next election?
01:23:05.000 Scenario one, President Newsom.
01:23:07.000 I know you think that Kamala Harris would immediately become the president if Joe steps down.
01:23:12.000 No, not if, while they're choosing the candidates, Joe declares that he has a medical emergency.
01:23:18.000 He won't have to say what it is.
01:23:19.000 We can all pretend it's COVID.
01:23:22.000 That will help because I think in almost all scenarios they bring COVID back
01:23:27.000 And there's a lot of mail-in votes and the DNC can fix the election again.
01:23:31.000 That's right.
01:23:32.000 Proud Boys are in jail for 88 years for being correct about election fraud.
01:23:37.000 So they make him the nominee, Gavin Newsom, awesome first name, and then they fix the election.
01:23:44.000 He wins.
01:23:44.000 We have four years of Newsom and Harris.
01:23:48.000 It'll be more of the same.
01:23:49.000 It'll be terrible.
01:23:51.000 It'll be possibly irreparable damage.
01:23:54.000 I would say it would be about 3.6% less bad than four more years of Biden, but that's real, real bad.
01:24:03.000 So, uh,
01:24:05.000 I think this is the most likely scenario, but we'll see.
01:24:09.000 Option two.
01:24:13.000 President Biden.
01:24:16.000 So, he does the COVID thing, just like Newsom.
01:24:19.000 He stays in office.
01:24:20.000 Now, I have a pretty vivid imagination.
01:24:22.000 I think I'm good at thinking of stuff.
01:24:26.000 I can't think.
01:24:27.000 This doesn't fit in my head.
01:24:29.000 Like, if you said, what if America alone and nowhere else lost gravity?
01:24:34.000 I could start imagining cars floating around.
01:24:36.000 Like, I can wrap my head around that ridiculous science fiction scenario.
01:24:40.000 I just, like, when you have dementia, when you have Alzheimer's, whatever the fuck he has, it's not bone cancer, it's not a nine-year decay, it's JUMF!
01:24:51.000 And we've seen it!
01:24:53.000 Like every time you see him fall, the next time it's worse.
01:24:56.000 Every time you see him screw up a speech, the next speech is not a little bit worse, it's way, way worse.
01:25:03.000 He's getting exponentially worse.
01:25:06.000 So multiply that by even the next year, he's going to be really, really bad by the next election, I promise you that.
01:25:12.000 Then add four more years, he's not living four more years, first of all.
01:25:16.000 But his brain's already dead.
01:25:19.000 So that could be a scenario where Kamala Harris would have to become president.
01:25:23.000 Maybe Hillary is vice president after he dies, you know, a year into his term.
01:25:28.000 So that's an absolute.
01:25:29.000 You'll notice all of these options are shit shows.
01:25:34.000 The future does not look good.
01:25:36.000 Well, if Trump wins, but he might be in jail.
01:25:40.000 OK, third scenario.
01:25:47.000 We've been picking fights with China.
01:25:49.000 They've had their missiles pointed at us for decades now.
01:25:54.000 They've been waiting for a moment to strike.
01:25:55.000 If you were waiting to strike America, do you think the relentless, tranny military, the Down Syndrome president, the economic weakness, wouldn't this be the perfect time to strike?
01:26:07.000 So, America does something dumb with Taiwan, declares it independent.
01:26:13.000 China says, all right, fuck this, it's on.
01:26:16.000 And then we're at war with China.
01:26:17.000 At the same time, some moron decided we should fight Russia via Ukraine.
01:26:24.000 So we are currently in a war with Russia.
01:26:27.000 Now, it's by proxy with Ukraine, but that's just going to keep ramping up.
01:26:31.000 So now we have a war with China and Russia.
01:26:34.000 Now what the deep state, what the globalists can do with that is say, there's some weird law, I forgot the name of, it's like from
01:26:42.000 1790 or something and it says in a state of war they can withhold elections because we have higher priorities.
01:26:49.000 So Biden remains president that way.
01:26:51.000 This is sort of a version of number two where Biden has to stay in president as president because we're at war.
01:26:58.000 And then they can just sort of hide trillions of dollars and make up for all their fuck-ups by saying it's war.
01:27:05.000 It's China and Russia that have ruined America, not me.
01:27:09.000 So these three scenarios are life without Trump and they suck.
01:27:30.000 So yeah, we got the racial stats, right?
01:27:33.000 Something's going very wrong with them.
01:27:35.000 You're being lied to.
01:27:36.000 And I thought it was Eric Holder when he was DA.
01:27:39.000 He said him and Obama decided not even to record race and crime.
01:27:45.000 So that's another way to play with the stats.
01:27:50.000 Just delete them.
01:27:52.000 All right, Proud Boys.
01:27:53.000 Stand back.
01:27:54.000 Stand by.
01:27:55.000 Proud Boys.
01:27:56.000 Proud Boys.
01:27:57.000 Proud Boys.
01:27:57.000 Proud Boys.
01:28:00.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.
01:28:03.000 Antifa's an idea, not an organization.
01:28:05.000 Oh, you got it.
01:28:06.000 Not malicious.
01:28:19.000 Frank Zappa tattoo?
01:28:21.000 So remember in the in the war on kids thing where we said they talked about how great prostitution is then they interviewed a bunch of kids and the kid said no I fucking hate it and they went yeah whatever put that in I already got my grant money from the government brutal incompetence they're not sending their best and the the clowns
01:28:40.000 that are infiltrating Western society and destroying lives and throwing men and we're not like at least the KGB and the old FBI the CIA that killed all the Black Panthers at least they were qualified they were evil but they were worthy adversaries these new adversaries are fucking mental patients
01:29:01.000 This is who's ruining our lives.
01:29:04.000 Can't we have like a Hitler type guy ruin our lives?
01:29:07.000 At least he's scary.
01:29:08.000 And that adds to the insult.
01:29:10.000 Like you're going to get beheaded by a clown.
01:29:12.000 Yeah.
01:29:13.000 You know, it's like you're going to die with a teddy bear.
01:29:15.000 That's maybe a better title for today's show.
01:29:19.000 Beheaded by a clown.
01:29:21.000 Or by clowns.
01:29:23.000 Yeah, look at this guy.
01:29:25.000 These are the same people.
01:29:26.000 And that's not even the weirdest part about Ukraine's transsexual American-born spokesperson.
01:29:32.000 I'm following.
01:29:33.000 Him.
01:29:35.000 Who threatened to kill those who oppose Zelensky.
01:29:39.000 There he is.
01:29:42.000 It's crazy.
01:29:45.000 Wait, go up a bit.
01:29:46.000 This is also the same person who infiltrated the Nevada GOP and worked to bring Proud Boys to Trump rallies.
01:29:51.000 Not even sure what that means, but when you realize everything is a psyop and you aren't crazy, it all starts to make sense.
01:29:58.000 So this is the kind of guy who is luring patriots into dangerous situations so they can be put away.
01:30:09.000 What a mess.
01:30:10.000 Can you click on that link?
01:30:14.000 Dem who masquerade as Republican oust Fiore from council.
01:30:17.000 Look at this clown.
01:30:19.000 And I think they've since cancelled him as the American spokesperson.
01:30:23.000 Oh yeah, and I saw something today where he claims that the Russians have used my face in an AI deepfake to try to turn me against blah blah blah.
01:30:36.000 I've seen endless videos with this guy walking around just being weird and like, you know, after a battle or something, guys are cleaning their rifles.
01:30:43.000 Well, let's see one.
01:30:45.000 Ashton Cirillo.
01:30:48.000 Yeah.
01:30:48.000 And then the funny thing is, is all these video games, all these videos that she posts, he, um, there'll be like three seconds left and you're like, please say Slava Ukraini.
01:31:00.000 Cause he, he says that at the end of it, Slava Ukraini!
01:31:05.000 Like all, like... Oh, that little gay guy.
01:31:07.000 Ugh.
01:31:07.000 All right, I'm bored of him already.
01:31:08.000 Wait, wait, here's one.
01:31:09.000 It's good.
01:31:11.000 Wait, what the fuck?
01:31:13.000 I like the pictures they choose of themselves.
01:31:17.000 It won't bring me to that one.
01:31:18.000 I guess maybe it got deleted.
01:31:19.000 That sucks.
01:31:20.000 Here it is.
01:31:20.000 Here's the one that, uh... Yeah, she's got suspended.
01:31:24.000 Here's her taunting message.
01:31:25.000 Russia hates the truth that their obsessive focus on a Ukrainian volunteer... Sounds like Elijah Schaefer.
01:31:29.000 ...simply wanted the light of the Ukrainian nation's honesty to shine brightly.
01:31:35.000 Next week, the teeth of the Russian devils will gnash ever harder, and their rabid mouths will foam in uncontrollable frenzy as the world will see a favorite Kremlin propagandist pay for their crimes.
01:31:48.000 And this puppet of Putin is only the first.
01:31:52.000 Russia's war criminal propagandists will all be hunted down, and justice will be served as we in Ukraine are led on this mission by faith in God, liberty, and complete liberation.
01:32:04.000 Slavukreni.
01:32:06.000 He didn't say it at the end.
01:32:07.000 No, I know.
01:32:08.000 It's usually the cell phone video, but that's why it's like you got to wait till the very end.
01:32:12.000 The last two seconds you get it.
01:32:13.000 Slavukreni.
01:32:14.000 Hey, Xi Jinping invade us.
01:32:17.000 Yeah.
01:32:17.000 Let's start from scratch.
01:32:20.000 We're done with this.
01:32:21.000 We're the bad guys.
01:32:23.000 We're the baddies.
01:32:23.000 We're the bad guys.
01:32:25.000 We are the baddies.
01:32:26.000 We're locking up our own patriotic citizens.
01:32:31.000 And I don't know if I haven't been laid in a long time, but those last two pictures, it looked kind of hot.
01:32:36.000 Well, his hair is always perfect.
01:32:38.000 I just want to like troll so bad, but I don't want the onslaught of like Ukrainian sheep to like jump on me on Twitter.
01:32:45.000 But I was going to be like, man, your hair is so perfect.
01:32:48.000 Look, I got shot on my hand.
01:32:52.000 Take your guy, you can take it.
01:32:53.000 Alright, this is a good segway to the Ligabitikoo.
01:32:55.000 What was that?
01:32:56.000 This is a good segway to the LigabitikooQ.
01:32:59.000 Oh, the LigabitikooQ.
01:33:02.000 Why are you gay?
01:33:03.000 I felt ugly.
01:33:04.000 I felt gay.
01:33:05.000 And then we fell in love.
01:33:07.000 And then they eat their poop poop.
01:33:08.000 And we have a very good relationship.
01:33:10.000 I don't like the bartender.
01:33:12.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus because you hate gay men!
01:33:16.000 You are gay.
01:33:17.000 Hold the phone alert!
01:33:23.000 Um, look guys, if you're out there and you're gay and you want to be with some, don't, don't ask the person that you're with if they have AIDS.
01:33:35.000 That's insulting.
01:33:36.000 It's rude.
01:33:37.000 And it's, you're being a dick about getting dick.
01:33:41.000 It's the ultimate ick.
01:33:43.000 Okay.
01:33:45.000 So we've started a new campaign called Don't Be a Dick About Getting a Dick.
01:33:50.000 I'm not joking, by the way.
01:33:52.000 Actually, I'm doing both.
01:33:53.000 I'm telling you the truth and I'm joking.
01:33:57.000 This is real.
01:33:59.000 There's a campaign to push guys to not ask about HIV.
01:34:05.000 Like this is why we always say you need the patriarchy.
01:34:10.000 Like, you're safer under our rule than your own rule.
01:34:15.000 You're gonna die on your own.
01:34:18.000 All I'm focused on is the fact that this is a very cis-normative, don't be a dick getting dick.
01:34:24.000 Only about a third of our LGBT brothers and sisters like dick.
01:34:29.000 Okay?
01:34:31.000 So cis-normative.
01:34:34.000 I love dick.
01:34:35.000 You love dick.
01:34:36.000 We all love dickity dick dick dick.
01:34:39.000 So true.
01:34:39.000 But asking how you clean can be pretty mean.
01:34:43.000 Now you're just being a dick dick dick.
01:34:45.000 Eat a dick.
01:34:46.000 Ride a dick.
01:34:47.000 Just don't be a dick getting dick.
01:34:51.000 This is peak.
01:34:52.000 We have reached peak lunacy.
01:34:55.000 Can you get those dicks out of my face, please?
01:34:57.000 Where is this?
01:34:59.000 You cannot ask about HIV because it is mean.
01:35:06.000 I mean, I don't know what to say to you.
01:35:09.000 I'd call you gay, but you'd probably call yourself gay.
01:35:16.000 But where is this campaign rooted?
01:35:18.000 Not that it matters, right?
01:35:22.000 Like, remember when I was a kid and the AIDS hysteria was at its peak, they said, um, when you have sex with someone, you're having sex with everyone they ever had sex with.
01:35:33.000 Now it's just like, yeah, so?
01:35:35.000 Do it.
01:35:36.000 Here, go back to that original article.
01:35:42.000 I want to know where these people are from.
01:35:43.000 I'm kind of hoping it's like Turkish and it's been translated into English, but no, I think it's a, well, that guy talking had an American accent, right?
01:35:52.000 Yeah, maybe from Sweden or some shit.
01:35:54.000 But this is all in English.
01:35:56.000 Yeah.
01:35:57.000 I should have looked this up.
01:35:58.000 They're like the best English speakers, though.
01:36:00.000 Like, when they learn English, you're like, wait, what?
01:36:02.000 It's better than mine.
01:36:03.000 You're Nordic or whatever?
01:36:04.000 Oh, look, even Maoris have AIDS.
01:36:08.000 To sum up, stop putting clean in your grinder bio and stop asking potential hookups if they're clean.
01:36:14.000 Everyone needs to know about you equals you.
01:36:17.000 Having conversation about HIV and STD status is not the problem.
01:36:21.000 It's how we're doing it.
01:36:22.000 Condoms, PrEP, regular testing, and you equal you, I don't know what that means, are how you'll stop transmission.
01:36:29.000 Not through stigma and discrimination.
01:36:32.000 Guys, step aside, please.
01:36:34.000 Just step aside and let us run the show because everyone lives longer that way.
01:36:40.000 We're talking about doomsday scenarios with the Marxists in control.
01:36:43.000 Is that what you want?
01:36:46.000 Whoa, that was a LL Cool J face he just had.
01:36:49.000 Or was that you?
01:36:50.000 No.
01:36:51.000 Ryan?
01:36:53.000 Ryan, shut up.
01:36:54.000 You don't have a dad.
01:36:56.000 I guess, let's just take a look at your mailbag.
01:36:58.000 Not that I'm... want to see... Ryan, shut up.
01:37:02.000 You don't have a dad.
01:37:05.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
01:37:11.000 Let me touch it.
01:37:13.000 Alright, this is a pretty good one.
01:37:14.000 We're only doing one letter.
01:37:16.000 Retarded quote-unquote them judge lets this guy walk free with no bail requirement.
01:37:22.000 A non-binary shitbag judge in a very liberal district of Pittsburgh let a guy walk without any bail requirement until trial after being arrested with 1.6 million dollars of fentanyl.
01:37:34.000 Enough to kill everyone in Allengee County three times over or a more convenient way to think of it is 35% of Pennsylvania.
01:37:46.000 So literally a weapon of mass destruction.
01:37:48.000 This guy was already out on bond from New York due to sexual assault and grand larceny when this happened.
01:37:53.000 The judge openly admits to being a socialist and ran on a platform of criminal justice reform.
01:37:58.000 His IG page is a collection of pics of him wearing a mask like a F-A-G word and marrying a bunch of homos.
01:38:06.000 Pre-trial panel recommended the guy be held without bond, but Faggy McFaggetstein decided to throw that out the window.
01:38:13.000 He later stated that he thought the suspect would be placed on electronic monitoring without understanding that his decision would result in no such electronic monitoring due to the fact that that's not part of the process.
01:38:24.000 He doesn't even know his own court procedures and what can and can't be done.
01:38:30.000 Look at this guy's face.
01:38:35.000 At the Greyhound bus station in downtown, but then within hours a judge let him out of jail with no bail required.
01:38:43.000 He was due back in court today, but never showed up.
01:38:46.000 Channel 11's Gabriella Jaluka breaks down the harsh words for the judge who let this guy go.
01:38:51.000 This is not what we signed up for.
01:38:54.000 This is not a judicial officer or not what a judicial officer should do.
01:38:58.000 Aren't you embarrassed?
01:38:58.000 Xander Ornstein.
01:39:26.000 How's that person trans?
01:39:27.000 They're just loser nerds now.
01:39:28.000 That much fentanyl and how many people whose lives are adversely affected by it, that's a no-brainer.
01:39:45.000 In court today, we learned Picardo Cepeda was already out on bond in New York because he has two other cases pending there for grand larceny and sexual assault.
01:39:53.000 Beheaded by clowns.
01:39:55.000 Genocided by clowns if we're talking about 35% of Pennsylvania.
01:39:58.000 In May, we reported that the district judge let a man out of custody after that suspect was accused of claiming to have a bomb in his luggage, forcing an American Airlines flight to be grounded at Pittsburgh International.
01:40:09.000 Gabriella DeLuca, Channel 11 News.
01:40:12.000 You son of a bitch!
01:40:14.000 Alright, let's get to the final video.
01:40:16.000 I gotta catch this train.
01:40:18.000 Okay Ryan, I don't know if you've seen this one yet.
01:40:34.000 You've got a good eye for fake vids.
01:40:37.000 Tell me what you think.
01:40:39.000 Is this real?
01:40:41.000 Oh.
01:40:41.000 Okay.
01:40:43.000 Is this Israel?
01:40:44.000 Make it nice and big.
01:40:46.000 Wait, bigger, bigger.
01:40:48.000 Hey buddy, okay.
01:40:50.000 Make me a tiny guy and make it a big, big guy.
01:40:53.000 Stang versus RV.
01:41:02.000 No, and I can tell you how they did it.
01:41:06.000 That's a stable image, right?
01:41:08.000 Oh, I see a line there.
01:41:11.000 Yeah, and then they do a blend thing.
01:41:14.000 They should have feathered it a little more.
01:41:17.000 But, clever trick.
01:41:19.000 Clever girl.
01:41:21.000 See if you can see the... This is why you need young people working for you.
01:41:28.000 I just went, oh no, he's dead!
01:41:30.000 I mean, it's possible, but from what I saw... What a fun life that guy has.
01:41:40.000 You get to trash a Mustang and an RV.
01:41:42.000 Yeah, that is kind of cool.
01:41:44.000 And it doesn't look like it's in that bad a condition, so it's a fairly okay RV.
01:41:48.000 And the Mustang, well, it's got enough juice in it to fly through the air.
01:41:53.000 Nice deal.
01:41:53.000 All right, folks.
01:41:54.000 And you have Premiere Pro to edit that together.
01:41:56.000 Great life.
01:41:58.000 I'll see you Monday.
01:42:00.000 We really need to sell tickets for Nashville and Dallas.
01:42:04.000 They're not selling well.
01:42:05.000 They could be total flops.
01:42:06.000 We're going to sing karaoke together.
01:42:08.000 I thought you would have liked to do that, but I guess not.
01:42:12.000 Have a great weekend.
01:42:14.000 Enjoy yourselves.
01:42:15.000 Get fired.
01:42:16.000 Get in trouble.
01:42:17.000 Be brave.
01:42:19.000 And never stop fighting.
01:42:23.000 We're good to go.