Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S5E66 - WE CARE A LOT (FREE PART)

00:00:02.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Toothbrush get out the dustpots! 0.98

00:00:23.000 Everybody have a yes when we get me clocks!

00:00:51.000 Where did I get me clocks?

00:00:52.000 I got these Clarks at a Clark store that was closing down.

00:00:57.000 I got a great deal.

00:00:58.000 I don't think they make these anymore.

00:01:00.000 As I discussed in my recent how to wear a suit video, which is free on Censored.TV, these are the most comfortable shoes I've ever had.

00:01:09.000 I love Clarks.

00:01:10.000 The desert boots get a little wrinkly over time, but this was Vibe's Cartel's breakout hit.

00:01:17.000 I don't know when, when is this song from?

00:01:19.000 He was a nobody back then.

00:01:21.000 I think it also introduced Pop Can.

00:01:25.000 What year did that song come out, Ryan?

00:01:27.000 Clarks by Vibes Cartel.

00:01:30.000 As you know, the Jamaicans love conflict. 1.00

00:01:33.000 It's always this side against that side, the yin and the yang, but with guns. 0.97

00:01:38.000 And the big Jamaican music dance hall rivalry there is Pondegaza versus Pondegully.

00:01:47.000 Vybz Kartel is Gaza.

00:01:48.000 2010.

00:01:49.000 So is Popcon.

00:01:50.000 What year?

00:01:52.000 2010.

00:01:53.000 Almost 15 years ago.

00:01:56.000 And Vybz went to jail. 0.89

00:02:00.000 The song is also in that video.

00:02:01.000 That's why I choose it.

00:02:03.000 But another reason I chose Vybz today is because he's free.

00:02:08.000 He was serving a life sentence for murder, which he probably did.

00:02:12.000 But one of the jurors was caught trying to bribe the other jurors. 1.00

00:02:15.000 Can you imagine the garbage justice system that goes on in fucking Jamaica? 0.99

00:02:20.000 I mean, it's probably... It's better than Haiti. 1.00

00:02:22.000 That's what it says on the Jamaican license plate.

00:02:25.000 It's better than Haiti. 1.00

00:02:26.000 We don't eat each other yet.

00:02:27.000 It used to be, come to Jamaica to feel alright.

00:02:29.000 Now it's, come to Jamaica, it's slightly better than Haiti. 0.97

00:02:33.000 Come to Jamaica, we promise you will not get eaten.

00:02:35.000 Jamaican dancehall artist Vibes Cartel's conviction for murder has been overturned.

00:02:40.000 The 48-year-old was given a life sentence in 2014 for the killing of Clive Lizard Williams, most of you just know him as Lizard, on the Caribbean island.

00:02:50.000 His successful appeal, heard by the Privy Council in London, argued that a juror accused of trying to bribe others should have been thrown off his trial.

00:02:58.000 This is like, he's already done like 10 years.

00:03:00.000 His career didn't falter during his time in jail.

00:03:05.000 And obviously the question is why is his, why are his vocals so audible?

00:03:09.000 Are you bringing in recording equipment?

00:03:11.000 The corrections officer has denied it and they're lying.

00:03:14.000 Although there are some songs where you can hear he's on the phone.

00:03:18.000 Authorities in Jamaica will decide whether the case should be retired.

00:03:23.000 The musician's real name is Adidja Palmer.

00:03:26.000 Which is why you hear that woman going, hey Eddie! 1.00

00:03:30.000 In this hit, which is on my hit mix that is also free, The Sounds of Jamaica.

00:03:36.000 We made that a video.

00:03:37.000 I think it's free on the site also.

00:03:39.000 Lots of free stuff.

00:03:41.000 Play that 1-3.

00:03:42.000 That's a 2016 King of the Dancehall was the album there.

00:03:49.000 No, that's Clarks.

00:03:50.000 We've already heard that.

00:03:51.000 Hey, Addy is 1-3. 1.00

00:03:53.000 It's just him talking to various chicks about how he wants to fuck them. 1.00

00:03:57.000 Me sorry, Gavin. 0.99

00:03:58.000 That link links back to the Clarks.

00:04:01.000 1-3 does?

00:04:09.000 But what's the name of the song, me look it up?

00:04:11.000 1-3 is also Clark's.

00:04:14.000 That's right.

00:04:15.000 I don't believe you.

00:04:16.000 It's two different links, but it's the same thing.

00:04:19.000 Please don't do a Jamaican accent. 0.90

00:04:21.000 Alright. 0.98

00:04:21.000 I prefer when you're an obedient slave. 0.98

00:04:24.000 Oh, yes, sir.

00:04:24.000 It's the same link, miss.

00:04:26.000 Okay, just find Hey Addie, I guess.

00:04:28.000 Okay, yes. 0.99

00:04:31.000 I don't think anyone gives a shit about Vibes Cartel or Gaza and Gully. 0.99

00:04:34.000 I sure do. 0.99

00:04:36.000 I do as well, Mr. Gavin.

00:04:39.000 He bleached his face white.

00:04:42.000 He was a pretty dark dude back in the Clark's video.

00:04:46.000 And then he tried some coloring cream.

00:04:48.000 He knows, hey, I can look like Gavin McInnes when I do this.

00:04:51.000 So then he bleached his whole body white.

00:04:53.000 If you look him up, he's white as a ghost now. 1.00

00:04:56.000 And then he covered himself in tattoos, which have a lot of profundity when you're an albino.

00:05:02.000 And now he says he looks like a coloring book.

00:05:08.000 That's not subtle at all.

00:05:18.000 No, that's dancehall.

00:05:20.000 It's kind of punk, but it's sex punk.

00:05:24.000 And after Jamaican Independence, reggae was all about good vibes and positivity.

00:05:29.000 And then it got political with Stand Up For Your Rights.

00:05:32.000 But they would never play dancehall.

00:05:34.000 That was played just in the dancehalls.

00:05:36.000 Hence the name. 1.00

00:05:37.000 So they would have the raunchiest shit. 1.00

00:05:42.000 Like, uh, I heard a bag of tings! 1.00

00:05:44.000 Meaning I've heard a lot of things about you.

00:05:46.000 How'd you meet your mother? 1.00

00:05:51.000 These are the steps you need to take to put a pom-pom pussy inside the lock safe. 1.00

00:05:59.000 That made sense. 1.00

00:06:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:01.000 But a pom-pom is a pussy. 1.00

00:06:04.000 Anyway. 0.99

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00:06:18.000 Additionally, China and Russia have convinced much of the world to now use their own currency to purchase oil instead of the U.S.

00:06:24.000 dollar, which is a big deviation from the U.S.

00:06:27.000 petrodollar that has been dominant since post-World War II.

00:06:31.000 This exodus from the U.S. 0.53

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00:08:07.000 Spoke to him seven days ago to the minute.

00:08:11.000 By the way, speaking of advertising, we have that meet and greet fit thing.

00:08:16.000 I think it's my pinned tweet on Twitter.

00:08:18.000 So it's Friday now.

00:08:20.000 Oh shoot, I forgot to bring the paper.

00:08:23.000 Friday now, so New Jersey on Monday.

00:08:26.000 We're gonna hang out, drink whiskey and get tailored.

00:08:30.000 You don't have to buy a suit.

00:08:31.000 No broads for miles. 1.00

00:08:33.000 Somebody asked, do I have to buy a suit?

00:08:35.000 No.

00:08:35.000 Don't let that stop you.

00:08:37.000 That's silly.

00:08:37.000 $200 you get a free shirt, get a whole bunch of stuff, get to hang out.

00:08:42.000 The sales for New Jersey are very good.

00:08:43.000 It's almost sold out.

00:08:44.000 Sales on New York, not breaking any records.

00:08:48.000 Now it's two Fridays away, but this could be a flop.

00:08:51.000 I could try this and it's a complete abysmal failure, and I could even hurt Nita Fashions, because their normal clients can't show up during these things.

00:08:59.000 So if we get like three guys, they've lost a ton of money and I'm a loser.

00:09:05.000 But in my defense, this was Nita Fashions' idea, not mine.

00:09:09.000 They said I have a lot of whales.

00:09:12.000 Whatever that means.

00:09:15.000 I try to get to the God wheel on this show, where we just spin a wheel and God decides what stories we talk about.

00:09:22.000 But I have to talk about actual things happening that we can't forget about.

00:09:27.000 This is a news program, ultimately.

00:09:30.000 So here are some things that I absolutely could not delay.

00:09:35.000 One, Ryan Katsu Rivera was scoffing my simping for Olivia Rodrigo. 0.99

00:09:42.000 I don't even wanna fuck her, I like her music. 1.00

00:09:46.000 And Ryan says that's gay, her music sucks, which is amazing from a Puerto Rican. 1.00

00:09:50.000 I didn't say it sucks. 1.00

00:09:51.000 I've never heard a Puerto Rican not like anything. 0.99

00:09:54.000 I didn't say it sucks, I think it's overrated. 0.97

00:09:55.000 They'll listen to Metallica, they'll listen to a music box.

00:09:57.000 I'm not a big fan of Metallica.

00:09:59.000 They'll listen to a Jack in the Box.

00:10:01.000 Puerto Ricans have no boundaries when it comes to music.

00:10:05.000 That's true. 1.00

00:10:07.000 It's fucking weird. 0.97

00:10:08.000 I don't think there's anyone else like that. 0.99

00:10:10.000 I don't like K.A.K.E.

00:10:11.000 K.A.K.E.

00:10:12.000 I'm not a fan of.

00:10:13.000 The band?

00:10:13.000 That's right.

00:10:15.000 K.A.K.E.

00:10:15.000 were they?

00:10:16.000 Running and going and talking instead of singing.

00:10:20.000 I don't rem- Pull them up, Jamie.

00:10:23.000 Are they a grunge band? 0.89

00:10:24.000 I don't know what the fuck they- I remember like a 90's grunge band I think called Cake. 0.99

00:10:28.000 I remember getting the CD advice- They're going the distance. 0.99

00:10:32.000 They're going the speed.

00:10:34.000 It's like- Why am I listening to like-

00:10:42.000 Or like this.

00:10:44.000 It's like, why am I listening to secret spy music?

00:10:49.000 You know what that reminds me of?

00:10:50.000 I hate outside the box bands like Morphine.

00:10:56.000 We don't need a guitar.

00:10:58.000 Our saxophone is a guitar.

00:11:00.000 Yeah, there's a reason guitars are there, boys.

00:11:04.000 Imagine being really into morphine.

00:11:06.000 The band, not the drug.

00:11:08.000 Like just putting it on when you're alone in the house and blaring it as you tidy up or assemble a cooler you got on Amazon?

00:11:18.000 Gross! 0.98

00:11:19.000 What about the Mighty Morphine Power Rangers? 0.66

00:11:22.000 No.

00:11:22.000 Pull up the band Morphine.

00:11:23.000 Are you looking for the band Morphine?

00:11:25.000 Of course.

00:11:26.000 I've got it right here.

00:11:27.000 What song would you like to hear?

00:11:29.000 I don't care.

00:11:30.000 I don't like them.

00:11:32.000 They... I don't even want to say they suck. 1.00

00:11:35.000 I don't like the concept. 0.99

00:11:37.000 Buena.

00:11:38.000 Ooh, slide.

00:11:41.000 So that's the bass, right? 0.91

00:11:43.000 Did you get raped by a guitar or something and you can't look at them anymore? 0.86

00:11:59.000 Jump ahead, let's hear the sax come in to save the day. 1.00

00:12:03.000 There we go.

00:12:08.000 I think Tom Waits is a genius, but I think he's to blame for this.

00:12:14.000 In a weird way.

00:12:16.000 New York's okay if you like saxophones.

00:12:19.000 So yeah, Ryan said he's not into Olivia Rodrigo, and then we get some footage sent in.

00:12:26.000 What are you talking about?

00:12:28.000 You know why she's popular with girls too? 1.00

00:12:29.000 She's not too attractive like that Sydney Sweeney chick. 1.00

00:12:33.000 She's like a solid six. 0.99

00:12:37.000 Who's that, Ryan?

00:12:38.000 Okay, well, hold on.

00:12:39.000 Go back and freeze it.

00:12:41.000 Okay.

00:12:41.000 And explain yourself.

00:12:43.000 Have you ever, like, somebody says, I have free tickets to a thing?

00:12:46.000 Yeah, how come you know the lyrics?

00:12:48.000 Look at your lips move.

00:12:49.000 Look at your gorgeous bee-stung lips dance around to every word. 1.00

00:12:53.000 I think they had it on the screen.

00:12:55.000 That's right.

00:12:56.000 Yes.

00:12:57.000 Yes, they had it on a big screen.

00:12:58.000 They don't do that at shows.

00:13:00.000 Like a karaoke.

00:13:00.000 By the way, go back.

00:13:01.000 We saw the screen.

00:13:03.000 It's a bunch of candles.

00:13:04.000 It's a different screen.

00:13:05.000 There's a different screen.

00:13:06.000 And that's just one lyric.

00:13:08.000 And you're not even looking at the screen, you're looking at how well you're videotaping her body.

00:13:13.000 That's actually a front-facing camera.

00:13:14.000 I was looking to see if my curls were... And they were.

00:13:17.000 So that's embarrassing and you're caught.

00:13:20.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:13:22.000 I denounce her. 0.51

00:13:25.000 Oh yeah, well she's being known, I think it's in the letters today, she's known now as the Queen Baby Sacrifice Satanist Demonic Demon. 0.99

00:13:35.000 Right. 0.97

00:13:36.000 Because she was handing out Plan B pills, which is a very weird, pro-choice or pro-life, that's a fucking weird thing to do. 1.00

00:13:43.000 It is weird. 0.69

00:13:44.000 And then committing a portion of her tourist ticket sales to abortion funds. 1.00

00:13:47.000 Okay.

00:13:48.000 So.

00:13:49.000 Alright.

00:13:50.000 She hated that baby.

00:13:52.000 I didn't know that when I had attended the concert.

00:13:56.000 Yeah, that's very blasphemous of you.

00:13:58.000 With the big screen that showed the lyrics.

00:14:00.000 This probably could have waited.

00:14:01.000 This is one of the only non-topical stories on today's to-do list, but you know how I feel about people who cross the road during bicycle runs?

00:14:11.000 I don't know why.

00:14:12.000 It's in my top 10 pet peeves. 0.99

00:14:15.000 I fucking hate when people talk about robots taking over. 1.00

00:14:19.000 It's so gay and stupid. 1.00

00:14:21.000 Oh, soon robots will be serving everyone. 1.00

00:14:23.000 Oh, soon you'll have a robot in your house doing the laundry. 1.00

00:14:26.000 That drives me mental.

00:14:28.000 There is no point within the next hundred years where a personal robot is going to be under $4 million.

00:14:33.000 There will always be illegals. 1.00

00:14:35.000 We have 8 million here since Biden came in. 1.00

00:14:38.000 They'll fucking do your laundry for nothing. 0.99

00:14:41.000 So, we literally have women taking in refugees as cooks. 1.00

00:14:47.000 We've rebuilt slavery from the ground up. 1.00

00:14:51.000 So, we'll just have more human garbage before we ever have fucking robots. 1.00

00:14:55.000 Oh yeah, what about a rhombus? 1.00

00:14:57.000 Or a rhombie? 0.99

00:14:58.000 Those dumb vacuums? 1.00

00:15:00.000 Yeah, I had one of those. 1.00

00:15:01.000 They suck shit. 1.00

00:15:02.000 It takes them about eight hours to do ten minutes of sweeping. 1.00

00:15:05.000 Oh, which reminds me, by the way.

00:15:07.000 Go back to me.

00:15:09.000 I'm at the gym and there's these bad kids from the school that come in and sweep and he's using one hand on the broom.

00:15:18.000 And I go, what are you doing?

00:15:19.000 Give me this.

00:15:19.000 I wasn't aggressive.

00:15:20.000 I was just like, give me this.

00:15:22.000 You got to hold this.

00:15:22.000 This is the fulcrum.

00:15:23.000 This is the pivot.

00:15:24.000 This is the axle. 1.00

00:15:25.000 And you get down here and you got to get some, you should feel it in your tits. 0.99

00:15:28.000 You got to get some scoop. 1.00

00:15:29.000 Scoop it up.

00:15:30.000 Get there. 1.00

00:15:31.000 I actually don't care if you're retarded. 1.00

00:15:34.000 You should know how to sweep if you're sweeping. 1.00

00:15:50.000 Like, don't sing the National Anthem at Citi Field if you're too retarded. 1.00

00:15:54.000 Sorry. 0.96

00:15:55.000 So then I'm on the stairs and they're sweeping the stairs individually with a tray.

00:16:01.000 I'm like, guys, stop!

00:16:04.000 Start at the very, very top.

00:16:06.000 The tippy top of the stairs.

00:16:07.000 It's only four flights.

00:16:09.000 Start there and do the thing I showed you earlier.

00:16:13.000 Then you get down to the second step.

00:16:14.000 It's a one-man job.

00:16:16.000 I don't know why there's two of you here.

00:16:17.000 And you keep... By the time you get to the bottom step, it should look like the Sahara Desert, but in a garbage compactor. 1.00

00:16:23.000 Like just absolute shit. 0.99

00:16:25.000 And then you scoop it onto a tray. 1.00

00:16:29.000 You might even be able to sweep it out the door and onto the street.

00:16:33.000 Come on, guys.

00:16:38.000 Everyone's just checking off a box these days.

00:16:40.000 Oh, I did the sweeping, okay.

00:16:45.000 Even like the gym, it's like we had the guys come by, do the volunteer.

00:16:48.000 I care! 0.99

00:16:51.000 There's a fucking curb, corner on my way to work every single day? 0.99

00:16:55.000 I think I've told you about it before. 0.99

00:16:58.000 Oh, this is a CES survey suited.

00:17:01.000 The buttons don't actually open, they're fake.

00:17:03.000 Oh, that's not true.

00:17:05.000 Edit that out, Jamie.

00:17:08.000 I've told you about this before, right?

00:17:09.000 It's the corner, there's a big building there.

00:17:11.000 It's probably got 200 residents in it, and there's this truck that regularly, I've never caught it in the act, it clips the corner. 0.57

00:17:19.000 Now, it looks like a fucking 18-wheeler, but maybe it's just a landscaping truck, and it just digs into the grass. 0.77

00:17:27.000 The trough is like this big. 0.99

00:17:30.000 At one point, he went back on the grass a little bit later.

00:17:33.000 Maybe he hates the... We are living in a society! 1.00

00:17:36.000 Maybe he's doing it on purpose and they fucked him over. 0.99

00:17:38.000 I never even thought of that. 1.00

00:17:40.000 But, you know, the fucking immigrant super, guaranteed he has an accent, Puerto Rican at very best, if you can believe I'm saying that. 1.00

00:17:48.000 He just like, he doesn't even do it himself. 0.99

00:17:50.000 He gets someone to come in, they rake the soil, they add soil, you know, they try to make it flat, then they seed it, then they put hay on, and grass over the course of the next couple weeks will regrow.

00:18:01.000 And then what happens?

00:18:03.000 And I'm like, you need seven pieces of rebar that are two feet tall.

00:18:10.000 Hammer those in, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, around the corner. 1.00

00:18:13.000 Not too high, or they'll bend, right?

00:18:16.000 Actually pretty low.

00:18:18.000 Let's make them only like three quarter, maybe like eight inches out of the soil.

00:18:25.000 You put a sign that says, please stay off the grass. 0.99

00:18:28.000 Now, if this fucker does it again, pop, pop, pop, pop, he's going to pop his tires. 1.00

00:18:34.000 Maybe even if you could sharpen them. 1.00

00:18:35.000 I don't know who has the tools to sharpen rebar.

00:18:38.000 That seems pretty advanced, but.

00:18:41.000 I couldn't agree more with what they've said.

00:18:45.000 Is that how I'm talking?

00:18:47.000 No.

00:18:47.000 You just couldn't agree more.

00:18:48.000 It's gonna go on like this forever.

00:18:51.000 That breaks my heart.

00:18:54.000 I promise you, I'll keep you up to date, I'll take pictures, I'll bring them in on Monday, but that is gonna get reseated, it will regrow, the truck will go over it again, and it will go on forever, because people aren't present in the day-to-day.

00:19:08.000 Like, they gotta get in there!

00:19:10.000 We're all gonna be dead soon!

00:19:12.000 So like, go over there, fix something!

00:19:14.000 Now, we're gonna get to the front page of the Post today, where someone was killed on the subway.

00:19:20.000 That gets tricky. 0.97

00:19:21.000 Five black kids are picking on an Asian girl? 0.97

00:19:24.000 Who's like 15? 1.00

00:19:25.000 I guess you gotta go in there and die. 0.97

00:19:27.000 So there's very unfortunate scenarios. 0.98

00:19:30.000 But generally, you gotta Larry David it.

00:19:33.000 You gotta curb your enthusiasm.

00:19:35.000 You gotta get... What are you doing?

00:19:37.000 What is that?

00:19:38.000 Get involved!

00:19:41.000 As James Brown says, get into it.

00:19:43.000 Anyway.

00:19:45.000 Sorry.

00:19:45.000 So, that was a long way of trying to get to this thing.

00:19:48.000 So, I don't give a fuck about cyclists. 0.98

00:19:51.000 You know, these big 10-speed races, whatever they are, right? 0.98

00:19:55.000 Not quite yet, Ryan.

00:19:57.000 But there was that woman who showed the sign to her grandparents and said like, in French, it was like, hey grandma and grandpa, here I am. 0.99

00:20:05.000 And she put the sign out so far, it hit like two guys, they wiped out and it destroyed the entire fucking race. 1.00

00:20:11.000 I want to bite her. 0.99

00:20:14.000 And anyone who crosses during these things, like if you're gonna cross, you better see a mile on either side of nothingness and even then sprint across. 0.98

00:20:25.000 Why are you crossing?

00:20:26.000 Why are you at the race?

00:20:28.000 So I respect 0.99

00:20:29.000 I respect people, even when I'm not remotely interested in their shit. 0.98

00:20:32.000 So I don't give a fuck about cycle races, but I respect that someone has been training for this for months. 0.99

00:20:37.000 It's a big deal to them. 0.97

00:20:38.000 It's been on the calendar.

00:20:39.000 X is on the calendar.

00:20:41.000 Here we go.

00:20:41.000 10 more days to the big race.

00:20:42.000 They probably like shed weight like boxing.

00:20:45.000 And then, you know, two days before they're allowed to eat or the night before they can eat, they put on like 10 pounds and they're all nervous that day and their family's there. 0.99

00:20:54.000 And then some cunt. 1.00

00:20:57.000 This shithead monster decides to cut a cross and ruin the whole fucking thing. 1.00

00:21:04.000 How mad does this make you? 1.00

00:21:06.000 This should make your blood boil.

00:21:14.000 Hey, that's annoying.

00:21:16.000 What's that number 2?

00:21:18.000 Danny.

00:21:19.000 Danny's here too.

00:21:21.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:21:22.000 He didn't even look!

00:21:27.000 Danny.

00:21:32.000 Danny.

00:21:35.000 And then I think, I must be hallucinating, but I thought I saw footage of another bike hitting him.

00:21:46.000 I think it's the guy's dad.

00:21:47.000 Danny.

00:21:47.000 Whoa!

00:21:53.000 Fuck him. 1.00

00:21:53.000 Fuck that guy. 1.00

00:21:53.000 I wish we could call him. 1.00

00:21:54.000 The guy filming doesn't even care.

00:21:55.000 He's like, ugh, Danny.

00:21:56.000 Typical Danny.

00:21:56.000 Danny's here.

00:21:57.000 Danny's here.

00:21:58.000 Danny's here.

00:21:59.000 Danny's here.

00:22:00.000 Danny's here.

00:22:01.000 Danny's here.

00:22:02.000 Danny's here.

00:22:03.000 Danny's here.

00:22:04.000 Danny's here.

00:22:05.000 Danny's here.

00:22:06.000 Danny's here.

00:22:07.000 Danny's here.

00:22:08.000 Danny's here.

00:22:09.000 Danny's here.

00:22:10.000 Danny's here.

00:22:11.000 Danny's here.

00:22:12.000 Danny's here.

00:22:13.000 Danny's here.

00:22:14.000 Danny's here.

00:22:14.000 Danny's

00:22:16.000 So, we all know what happened with Don Lemon, to get back to cutting news, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, or as Bill Burr would say, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot, doot.

00:22:26.000 Don Lemon got a gig. 0.99

00:22:28.000 Now we can all go on Twitter and have a show and you can monetize it by, they put up these stupid fucking annoying garbage spam things below your tweet. 1.00

00:22:38.000 So you say, hey man, has anyone seen my gun? 0.99

00:22:41.000 I left it on the 7 train, I'm worried a gang will get it.

00:22:44.000 And then they're like, hey, baking soda is really bad for you.

00:22:48.000 You should try this new substitute.

00:22:49.000 Like, have you noticed that in Twitter? 0.99

00:22:51.000 Pussy in bio. 1.00

00:22:52.000 Pussy link in bio. 1.00

00:22:54.000 That's infuriating. 0.99

00:22:54.000 But those aren't sponsored. 0.99

00:22:56.000 I'm talking about sponsored ones.

00:22:58.000 That's how they monetize.

00:22:59.000 And it's like, can we at least make the comments link to the original thing, please?

00:23:02.000 It's one of the worst things about new Twitter.

00:23:05.000 But then there's the elites, like Tucker, who get an actual deal that's like Crowder's deal with Rumble, where you get big money because you're drawing so many people to the platform.

00:23:16.000 Don Lamon, a lefty, who is the genius behind anti-fascist.

00:23:23.000 It's in the name.

00:23:24.000 Don't be disrespectful to people, or not respectful.

00:23:30.000 Disrespectful, I think, is not actually a word.

00:23:34.000 Yeah, it is.

00:23:35.000 It's not even a remotely controversial word, too.

00:23:38.000 It's not like irregardless or something.

00:23:40.000 It's kind of a deep cut.

00:23:43.000 But so he did an interview with Elon Musk and lost his job.

00:23:48.000 I know I say get fired, but when I say that I mean be yourself and don't be a coward and if that means you eventually lose your job because you support Trump or you're pro-life, so be it. 0.91

00:23:59.000 I didn't mean be so shitty at your job that you're fired on the first day. 0.95

00:24:04.000 But that's what he did. 0.95

00:24:05.000 And I thought, uh, he put a little letter out.

00:24:07.000 We're going to see it on Monday.

00:24:08.000 I cannot wait to see that interview, but he, someone sent me this and a baby monster sent this. 0.51

00:24:14.000 And this is him saying that getting fired is, uh, uh, none of your business.

00:24:20.000 No, no, sorry. 1.00

00:24:20.000 This is him saying that free speech has consequences and all these pussies who get fired after no time at all should just shut their gay mouths. 1.00

00:24:30.000 People like you and the like carried his water and told lies. 1.00

00:24:34.000 Didn't tell lies.

00:24:35.000 Allowed the lies to spread.

00:24:37.000 That's a lie.

00:24:38.000 That's a lie, actually.

00:24:39.000 Senator, nobody asked you to be the editor of the President's Twitter feed.

00:24:42.000 The one he has been permanently barred from.

00:24:45.000 The one he is whining about.

00:24:47.000 The one he is whining about.

00:24:50.000 Trump is whining about being banned from Twitter.

00:24:53.000 Prescient.

00:24:55.000 Foreshadowing from the Cadbury egg that is Dalai Lama.

00:25:00.000 They've taken away his freedom of speech.

00:25:02.000 It's like a Cadbury egg, he's got white cream inside of him.

00:25:06.000 These are private companies.

00:25:09.000 They have no obligation to have anyone on their platforms.

00:25:12.000 These are decisions that have nothing to do with Congress.

00:25:15.000 Except perhaps for people trying to kill them. 0.99

00:25:19.000 Trying to kill them. 1.00

00:25:20.000 Think about it this way. 0.99

00:25:22.000 If they're going to espouse freedom of speech, right, being taken away.

00:25:26.000 So, stop.

00:25:27.000 This, he's bitching about Trump saying, we'll be wild.

00:25:33.000 And his contention is that Trump saying, come to the demo on Jan 6, it will be wild. 0.99

00:25:38.000 That was him telling his followers to kill everyone in Congress. 0.66

00:25:44.000 Is there a more low IQ take possible? 0.75

00:25:49.000 This will help you understand if you frame it in that manner.

00:25:53.000 If you frame it in the freedom of religion argument that you use so much.

00:25:57.000 Twitter and Amazon and the like, they are the Christian bakery. 0.69

00:26:02.000 Okay? 1.00

00:26:02.000 Trump is the gay couple who wants a gay wedding cake. 1.00

00:26:05.000 Okay. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Let that sink in, says Dom Sybrows.

00:26:12.000 First Amendment.

00:26:14.000 Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment... Did people ever watch this show?

00:26:20.000 It's like a podcast that you just look into the camera.

00:26:23.000 This is on the TV. 0.90

00:26:24.000 It's like a gay dude who just got dumped and he's your neighbor and you're you're sitting talking to him for a sec in the hallway and he's so happy to finally have some ears to fill with his garbage and you're like yeah that that's terrible yeah I gotta I gotta be heading out but I'm sorry to hear that. 1.00

00:26:45.000 Or abridging the freedom of speech or of the press. 0.96

00:26:50.000 Or the right of the people peaceably to assemble and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

00:26:58.000 That's what it says.

00:26:58.000 It says nothing about Twitter or social media.

00:27:03.000 The Congress.

00:27:05.000 Don't get it twisted.

00:27:07.000 Stop using that argument.

00:27:08.000 It makes no sense.

00:27:11.000 Isn't that beautiful? 1.00

00:27:12.000 That's the beauty of these assholes too, when they're around this long, like Joe Biden. 1.00

00:27:17.000 He has been around a lot longer than Don Lamon, but we can, they get exposed to their own hypocrisy. 1.00

00:27:24.000 Speaking of which, we're in danger.

00:27:29.000 The stock market is behaving very strangely.

00:27:34.000 Billionaires are selling off their shares.

00:27:39.000 Mark Zuckerberg is selling off Facebook.

00:27:43.000 Various billionaires are, Jeff Bezos is selling off a lot of his shares.

00:27:48.000 Look at the behavior on the stock market of politicians.

00:27:51.000 They're selling unprecedented amounts of stocks and bonds.

00:27:54.000 It's curious.

00:27:56.000 And it makes us worried that something bad's gonna happen.

00:27:58.000 I just had my, I just had an electrician come by and check on my generator and make sure I'm good with that, with gas and the fuse box and everything.

00:28:08.000 But at the very least you should have some food sitting around if the power goes out and the grid shuts down and there's zero internet.

00:28:18.000 What do you do?

00:28:19.000 There's no grocery stores, they're shut.

00:28:22.000 We're all getting the sense that we're being lied to.

00:28:24.000 Well, that's because we are.

00:28:25.000 Suspicious events are unfolding.

00:28:27.000 Even worse, it's hard to believe what anyone has to say about it, and we all know the mainstream media has their own agenda.

00:28:32.000 That's why you need to trust your gut and take action.

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00:29:08.000 I shouldn't have printed out

00:29:35.000 We're good to go.

00:29:50.000 You're all gonna die after three months anyway. 0.98

00:29:52.000 It's gonna be a zombie apocalypse.

00:29:54.000 But just like I was saying with those Jump Medic bags, you need to have a first aid kit, so why not make it Mega?

00:30:00.000 You need to have emergency food for the apocalypse or even just a major shutdown of the economy, so why not go Mega?

00:30:09.000 Why not go with my site, preparewithgavin.com?

00:30:14.000 Seems like a no-brainer to me.

00:30:16.000 This is half an hour into the free show.

00:30:18.000 I'm going to cut off the freeloaders soon.

00:30:21.000 But, uh, I still have a lot of news to get to.

00:30:24.000 I guess the shooting on the subway is going to have to wait for behind the paywall.

00:30:27.000 And I don't think we're going to get to the Godwheel.

00:30:31.000 That's never the plan.

00:30:32.000 But, like, Vibes Cartel gets out of jail.

00:30:34.000 I got to mention it.

00:30:36.000 I'm sorry.

00:30:36.000 I can't cover that on Monday.

00:30:40.000 It just happened, like, yesterday.

00:30:43.000 Anyway, change the background to Ligbitkw. 0.97

00:30:48.000 Why are you gay? 0.99

00:30:49.000 I felt ugly. 0.99

00:30:50.000 I felt gay. 0.79

00:30:51.000 And then we fell in love.

00:30:55.000 So remember Nex Benedict?

00:30:57.000 She was beaten for being trans.

00:31:01.000 He?

00:31:01.000 I don't even know what it was going for actually.

00:31:05.000 And the strange thing about the media and the left is they want that to be true so badly.

00:31:11.000 Are we guilty of that?

00:31:13.000 Like when we hear a shooting or a bomb and we hear his name's Muhammad do we go yes? 0.99

00:31:18.000 It's possible. 0.97

00:31:19.000 But in our defense, when we go, yes, it's because there is a problem with Muslims and terrorism. 0.99

00:31:25.000 So it fits a greater real pattern that's really happening.

00:31:30.000 Check in on Britain if you don't believe me.

00:31:33.000 So that's a good thing.

00:31:35.000 Trans kids are not getting bullied. 0.85

00:31:37.000 Gay kids are not getting bullied.

00:31:39.000 I would wager that if there's any bullying going on in the gay community, it's the other way around. 1.00

00:31:46.000 If you don't want to have a trans flag up in your fucking classroom, you're in trouble. 1.00

00:31:51.000 Or how about that poor bastard, that teenager who dared to do a burnout on a rainbow painting on the ground? 1.00

00:31:59.000 I don't know how they're gonna prove that he did that on purpose, by the way, but he's facing hate crime charges. 0.96

00:32:04.000 So if there's any bullying, it's rainbow versus the rest of us.

00:32:10.000 But it just, it smelled bad, this next Benedict thing.

00:32:13.000 You know, she was bullied, she's trans. 0.98

00:32:16.000 Here, let's check out the media, this compilation of the media blaming

00:32:22.000 Libs of TikTok for the severe beating. 0.98

00:32:23.000 And here's the narrative, right?

00:32:25.000 Beautiful little trans kid, I don't know if it's going for female or male, hanging out in the bathroom. 1.00

00:32:30.000 These homophobes are like, not on my watch. 1.00

00:32:32.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom, beat her to death, murder her, just for being in the wrong bathroom. 1.00

00:32:38.000 And where did this rage come from? 1.00

00:32:40.000 It came from Libs of TikTok, who's constantly saying, beat the shit out of gays. 1.00

00:32:46.000 All Libs of TikTok does, by the way, is show you what some gays did. 1.00

00:32:51.000 That's it.

00:32:52.000 There's no editorial.

00:32:54.000 Nex deserved the chance to grow up.

00:32:56.000 Love your hat, Joy!

00:32:58.000 Speaking of Nex, how many do you got there, Joy?

00:33:00.000 Got a couple of Nex.

00:33:03.000 Nex deserved the chance to grow up.

00:33:06.000 But tragically, that is not going to happen.

00:33:08.000 Instead, Nex died a day after a fight in a school bathroom at Owosso High School in Owosso, a suburb of Tulsa.

00:33:16.000 You know, while we don't have a definitive cause of death in this case. 0.57

00:33:21.000 So maybe shut up. 1.00

00:33:22.000 The idea of a fight in a bathroom probably sparks fear in the hearts of most parents.

00:33:28.000 Is that the emu from Liberty Mutual?

00:33:32.000 LGBT or non-conforming kids.

00:33:34.000 Is that a cell phone?

00:33:37.000 In the hearts of most parents of LGBT or non-conforming kids, I assume.

00:33:42.000 Are those your earrings jingling or somebody's cell phone's going on?

00:33:46.000 We're losing our kids!

00:33:47.000 And we're losing it because of so many politically motivated attacks that are putting laws in place and creating a culture of violence.

00:33:54.000 No, this is all false!

00:33:56.000 Hi, welcome to the False Readout. 0.99

00:34:00.000 The amount of broads that sit and watch this shit and get mad about fiction. 0.97

00:34:06.000 I honestly think this type of journalism is dying. 0.99

00:34:09.000 One of the founders of Lives of TikTok who was appointed to an advisory board in the state.

00:34:14.000 She doesn't even live in the state and was appointed to an advisory board.

00:34:17.000 Let's be clear, this is egregious and it's something that every parent, every person watching should be fearful of.

00:34:26.000 And for those who don't know what Libs of TikTok is, it's a TikTok app, a TikTok sort of group of people who go after LGBTQ plus people. 0.99

00:34:34.000 And this is just one headline.

00:34:35.000 A teacher who was targeted by Libs of TikTok was sent death threats, lost his job, was accused of grooming.

00:34:41.000 They basically go after people.

00:34:42.000 A guy named Tyler Wynn was featured in a Libs of TikTok post telling students, if your parents don't accept you for who you are, F them.

00:34:50.000 Yeah, sounds like he deserves some blowback for that.

00:34:52.000 Stop.

00:34:52.000 Isn't that so weird?

00:34:53.000 She just glided over what the teacher said, and the teacher said, if your parents don't support who you are, fuck them. 1.00

00:35:09.000 Obviously the teacher wasn't talking about if you want to be punk, or a cowboy, or goth. 1.00

00:35:15.000 He meant if you want to maim yourself and pretend that you're a different gender. 1.00

00:35:19.000 And he said, fuck them. 1.00

00:35:21.000 In other words, I'm the parent. 1.00

00:35:22.000 Look at me.

00:35:24.000 I am the captain now. 1.00

00:35:25.000 Fuck them. 1.00

00:35:27.000 And Lips of TikTok didn't participate in the backlash. 1.00

00:35:32.000 She just exposed him for saying that.

00:35:35.000 So she's mad, Joy Reid is mad that the teacher was exposed. 0.98

00:35:40.000 Youth or adults.

00:35:42.000 It's important for every person watching to see this as a threat to not some of us, but all of us.

00:35:46.000 Again, if this can happen to Nex, a non-binary kid in Oklahoma, it could happen to any of our kids. 0.61

00:35:53.000 We're also calling to make sure that Nex's life receives some semblance of justice.

00:35:59.000 We're calling on the White House, the Department of Education, the Department of Justice... Oh, they had to make it racial.

00:36:02.000 ...to use every lever of the federal government to ensure that justice... All right, that's enough. 1.00

00:36:06.000 Shut up, you dumb bitches. 1.00

00:36:08.000 So, uh, I remember seeing this stupid kid and she was being interviewed by the police in the hospital bed. 1.00

00:36:16.000 Now, if she's on her way to death and she has 24 hours to live, how is she able to speak? 1.00

00:36:22.000 Is she hemorrhaging? 0.97

00:36:23.000 Is this a case of medical malpractice where you can talk to a girl as she dies? 0.92

00:36:29.000 And she wasn't like, it was, it was them.

00:36:34.000 She's like, yeah, we started it.

00:36:36.000 I threw water at them because they were calling us ugly or making fun of our laugh or something.

00:36:42.000 She started a fight. 1.00

00:36:44.000 And they overdid it.

00:36:46.000 I don't even know if they overdid it.

00:36:47.000 Actually, she seemed pretty fine in the hospital.

00:36:50.000 She seemed great.

00:36:50.000 There's no stitches or bandages anywhere.

00:36:53.000 And then she OD'd later. 0.50

00:36:56.000 Breaking the medical exam just released Nexus cause of death. 0.57

00:36:59.000 She died of an overdose the left uses tragedy to attack me and the media lied about the story for weeks Saying I was responsible for Nexus death I know I'll tell you who's responsible for Nexus death the silly emus we were just listening to

00:37:15.000 I wager what happened was, next was the spotlight.

00:37:20.000 Everyone was talking about her.

00:37:21.000 I think megalomaniacs are drawn to this gender dysphoria thing because it's all about me and my pronouns and how you can talk about me when I'm not around.

00:37:31.000 And I think she was probably already depressed.

00:37:34.000 These people, it attracts narcissism and depression.

00:37:39.000 So she had both of those and I think she OD'd on purpose.

00:37:44.000 Now, I don't know what those things are.

00:37:46.000 I think they're like Prozac is one of them. 0.98

00:37:49.000 And then the other thing, what the fuck, is it some sort of antihistamine or something? 0.97

00:37:54.000 I forget what those are. 0.99

00:37:56.000 But they are reported to have side effects that include suicidal thoughts.

00:38:01.000 So maybe that was enough to drive her over the edge.

00:38:03.000 But what drove her to take those pills?

00:38:07.000 This culture.

00:38:08.000 The culture of you're okay.

00:38:10.000 Prozac and Benadryl. 0.98

00:38:16.000 I blame the left for for indulging her silly whims and Either they over medicated her because they took this bullshit seriously as some sort of mental disease or She got excited with the attention and killed herself Either way you got the whole thing wrong. 0.99

00:38:37.000 You're the bad guy joy and teachers involved 0.98

00:38:43.000 Speaking of quiz, I also couldn't let this wait till Monday.

00:38:47.000 Dylan is a pop star, Dylan Mulvaney. 0.99

00:38:49.000 And I was looking at this guy and I'm like, you're just a skinny, useless queer. 1.00

00:38:56.000 You know, like at least that black chick that was on Curb Your Enthusiasm is kind of hot and has some gravitas, some presence to her. 1.00

00:39:08.000 You know who I'm talking about?

00:39:10.000 Laverne Cox. 0.99

00:39:12.000 But you see this guy and you're like, even as a gay, you're a twerp. 0.99

00:39:17.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:18.000 Now, obviously this is, this person is mentally deranged and thinks that they're a chick, but you kind of get their popularity. 0.93

00:39:27.000 But with Dylan Mulvaney, I, even if I was a homo who was pro trans, I'd be like, Oh, is that little twerp going to be here? 1.00

00:39:35.000 Like this guy can definitely barbecue. 0.97

00:39:35.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:39:38.000 Great.

00:39:39.000 Like Dylan.

00:39:40.000 What do you mean?

00:39:41.000 Like eat Haitians? 0.99

00:39:43.000 No Like he's probably got a really good like rib rub recipe sure yeah There's some substance to this weirdo, but with Dylan. 0.64

00:39:53.000 It's just He's a twerp Like everyone else in this video seems like reasonable Americans is that Gigi gorgeous my girlfriend

00:40:10.000 Is it?

00:40:10.000 No.

00:40:11.000 Can't tell with all the shit they stick on their face. 1.00

00:40:18.000 I hate cans. 1.00

00:40:20.000 Like look at his body.

00:40:21.000 The boy toy that I'm dating. 0.89

00:40:22.000 I thought he liked chicks. 0.99

00:40:24.000 Wasn't it the thing?

00:40:26.000 I don't know.

00:40:27.000 Anyway.

00:40:47.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:47.000 Like, put him back in the high school and you're just like, Oh, is Dylan here?

00:40:51.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:40:52.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:53.000 That's David Kazaza for our high school.

00:40:54.000 Like you get in the car.

00:40:55.000 Yeah.

00:40:56.000 For us it was Paul Cahias.

00:40:57.000 But you get in the car, he's got his dad's car and there's like four people in the back and you see Dylan's one of them.

00:41:04.000 And you just look at the driver like, and then he sort of goes, Oh my goodness.

00:41:10.000 I found David Kazaza and he works in politics and the Supreme Court and stuff.

00:41:15.000 Really?

00:41:15.000 Yeah.

00:41:17.000 I don't want to... I guess I already doxxed him.

00:41:19.000 You already doxxed him. 0.99

00:41:19.000 He does constitutional law and... Is he a queer? 0.99

00:41:24.000 Yeah.

00:41:25.000 Yeah, he is.

00:41:27.000 He might be one of us.

00:41:28.000 I don't know.

00:41:28.000 Yeah, Federalist Society are our people.

00:41:30.000 So he's one of us.

00:41:32.000 Way to go, Ryan.

00:41:33.000 Classic Ryan.

00:41:34.000 Great singer.

00:41:36.000 Yeah.

00:41:37.000 One of us happens to be a queer.

00:41:41.000 I'm gonna go behind the paywall.

00:41:44.000 I'm gonna have one last add.

00:41:46.000 Can I throw in an LGBT thing?

00:41:49.000 Okay.

00:41:49.000 It's good.

00:41:50.000 So, um... Somebody mentions that a video game Dead by Daylight hired a transgender voice actor for a character they didn't show him the design of.

00:41:58.000 It ended up being a deformed mutant in a skirt who appears to have died by hanging.

00:42:04.000 At the time I voiced the character.

00:42:05.000 I had a lot of fun.

00:42:06.000 It was a great experience I was told that the voicing there was no model and the creature was supposed to be amorphous They had no model design before I recorded my lines So it's my assumption that the design team took my medical history and my ability to use multiple voices as an opportunity to create a character that models and encapsulates my medical history as a trans and Capitalized on catering to the transphobic community.

00:42:25.000 I was tricked.

00:42:26.000 Me me me.

00:42:27.000 It's always what did I say about narcissism?

00:42:30.000 It's very me-centric, yeah.

00:42:32.000 I was tricked into having, into voicing a stereotype.

00:42:34.000 Since yesterday, I've been virally harassed for being a trans.

00:42:37.000 Thousands of people since yesterday.

00:42:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:40.000 That's funny.

00:42:41.000 Well, that's actually next on my list is the new GamerGate just dropped.

00:42:45.000 And it's exactly the same as the first time around. 1.00

00:42:47.000 Fuck white people. 1.00

00:42:48.000 Fuck men. 1.00

00:42:50.000 Not literally. 1.00

00:42:50.000 I want to see that trans person in real life, though. 1.00

00:42:53.000 Yeah, unless you did.

00:42:56.000 Well, we'll pull up Purpleworks.

00:42:58.000 Dead by daylight.

00:42:59.000 I did Purpleworks today.

00:43:01.000 Had a great sesh.

00:43:05.000 Doing pads.

00:43:06.000 Cross-blocking is my new thing.

00:43:07.000 It's just instinctual.

00:43:09.000 I'm not fast enough to go like this, so I sort of go like that.

00:43:11.000 And the beauty of cross-blocking is you sort of get your head away, too. 0.91

00:43:20.000 Still has the thing as the banner.

00:43:22.000 What?

00:43:22.000 Yeah.

00:43:24.000 So, you know why?

00:43:26.000 Because it's, I hate it and everything that's making fun of me, but it's still attention.

00:43:31.000 And that's what we're all about. 1.00

00:43:32.000 They're ugly nerd losers. 0.99

00:43:34.000 A huge contingent of these trans people are like Dylan, and they're just the forgotten high school nerds who no one liked or paid any attention to, and now they're getting attention. 1.00

00:43:43.000 It can be negative.

00:43:44.000 Anyway, that doesn't really relate to, and we'll get to that in a second after this.

00:43:47.000 Star shining bright.

00:43:54.000 We're just singing.

00:44:03.000 See?

00:44:05.000 Hanging on the sycamore tree.

00:44:07.000 So I had a good session today.

00:44:09.000 In fact, even with the pads on Purpleworks, Larry was like, oh, okay, you want to do power moves?

00:44:16.000 Purpleworks Nutrition pre-workout is not only great for the gym, boxing, and lifting weights, it's also great for sports.

00:44:20.000 Works like a charm if you play football, baseball, pickleball, spikeball, cricket, croquet, cornhole, glory hole, or even shooty hoops.

00:44:27.000 What did you just do?

00:44:28.000 I wanted to say shooty hoops at the same time you did.

00:44:30.000 I thought I remembered it by now, but I was one back behind.

00:44:34.000 Yeah, I don't think we need you contributing to the ad raids.

00:44:38.000 Okay.

00:44:38.000 The ad raids?

00:44:40.000 However, it is especially effective for running, biking, hiking, mountain biking, or other endurance sports.

00:44:45.000 Workouts pre-workout uses only the highest quality ingredients, creatine for strength, caffeine and green tea extract for energy and focus, vitamins for muscle and tissue repair, and carnosine beta-alanine for the tingles.

00:44:58.000 The pricklies you get in your hands that you have to work out to get rid of.

00:45:02.000 And it's kind of a trick to your body, too.

00:45:04.000 I'll take a, not a whole scoop, I only do like half a scoop in the morning, and then the tingles start, and I'm like, I gotta go.

00:45:10.000 Oh, you know another reason I gotta go?

00:45:12.000 There's this dude, there's only so many seniors that are our age at the gym that like to spar, like to spar, will spar.

00:45:19.000 Big John, I like fighting, he's funny. 0.97

00:45:22.000 He'll do shit like just jump on you and stuff. 0.98

00:45:24.000 So there's always humor sparring Big John. 1.00

00:45:27.000 Even if you hit him hard, he goes, oh, okay, that means I can hit you now. 0.98

00:45:32.000 But there's this other dude, this tall fireman, retired guy, and he wants to fucking throw down. 0.90

00:45:38.000 And I'm off and hungover, not at Lent, because I don't drink hard liquor, but I'm off and hungover, and call me a nerd, but at 9.30 a.m., I don't feel like a brawl in the parking lot. 0.97

00:45:50.000 And he like comes at you like, gong, gong, gong, gong!

00:45:54.000 So, he's retired, so he sleeps in.

00:45:58.000 So if I can get in and out before 10.30, I miss him.

00:46:03.000 I don't miss him, I miss him.

00:46:07.000 And that's another reason I gotta get up, get my Purple Works, and get to the gym so I can get out of there before I have to fist fight a 60-year-old.

00:46:13.000 This is one of the last chances to get Purple Works before they update their formula.

00:46:17.000 This could be a coveted Baby Monster collector's item.

00:46:21.000 But wait, there's more.

00:46:23.000 Purpleworks has a line of fine imported Italian coffees.

00:46:26.000 Whether you're into the French press or the bench press, Purpleworks has you covered.

00:46:30.000 Go to purpleworksnutrition.com, enter promo code GAVIN for 15% off.

00:46:34.000 Purpleworks likes you more than a friend. 0.99

00:46:37.000 And with that, I still have tons of shit to talk about. 0.99

00:46:40.000 We still have the mailbag. 0.99

00:46:41.000 I guess we're not going to get to the Godwheel. 1.00

00:46:44.000 If I was lazy, I would just roll in late and just do the Godwheel, then say fuck you and flick my cigarette at you and leave. 1.00

00:46:50.000 But I care about you. 1.00

00:46:52.000 I care.

00:46:55.000 We care a lot to quote, uh... What are they called?

00:47:04.000 It's in your eyes and you can't help it.

00:47:08.000 Faith No More? 0.85

00:47:09.000 Faith No More. 0.74

00:47:11.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:14.000 So freeloaders, I guess you could keep monitoring the site for free things like how to wear a suit.

00:47:22.000 You could also participate in that.

00:47:24.000 You don't have to be a subscriber to come to the fitting.

00:47:26.000 You don't have to buy a suit if you don't want to. 0.96

00:47:29.000 You can also just wait for the occasional Friday show, although last night was so funny, if you'll check my Twitter, you'll see there was two hilarious bits that you could easily do on stand-up, and they would fucking slay. 1.00

00:47:41.000 Well, maybe not the crawling up the woman's butt, but definitely the yelling at your wife with your dick hanging out. 1.00

00:47:47.000 You're missing out on all of it, folks. 1.00

00:47:48.000 But I'm gonna get with my people now, behind the paywall, and I'll see you parasites next week. 0.96

00:47:54.000 Until then, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting. 0.97

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 15, 2024

S5E66 - WE CARE A LOT (FREE PART)

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