Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 12, 2024


S5E78 - RIP OJ

Topics
Purple Works Nutrition Patriot Supply food kits Rodney King riot and chase opioid deaths
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Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Albert Hammond Jr. Rodney King Jareth Joseph Lee Sebastian Plunkett L.A. Grandma Grandpa Purple Works Nutrition Nita Fashions Trayvon Martin Katie Turr Obama Ryan Mark Antonio Richard Harris Sarah Silverman Patriot Supply Caitlyn Jenner Blair Nelson Dennis Miller O.J. Simpson Jim Miller and 15 more
S5E75 - WE KNOW WHAT A JELLYBEAN IS (FREE PART) S5E81: THE END

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40 minutes

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151.81

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6,075

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682

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Misogyny

30

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Toxicity

153

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Hate speech

26

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In this episode of Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes, we discuss the death of O.J. Simpson and the memes that went viral as a result of it, and we talk about how to get over a hangover. We also talk about the fact that you should go to a free speech event this weekend in support of the Free Speech Movement, and why you should probably go with someone who is pro-free speech. And we also have a special offer that you can use to get 15% off your first purchase when you enter promo code GAVIN15 when you shop at Purpleworks Nutrition. Purpleworks is a workout nutrition company that I use every morning before I go to the gym. They make some really good stuff, like pre-workout coffee, which I love. And they also make some other stuff that's good for you too, like Italian stuff, which is much better. If you like the show and want to support the cause of Free Speech, you can do so here. And if you're not a fan of free speech, you should definitely go to our Free Speech Event this weekend, where one of our sponsors Nita Fashions in Hong Kong, where we're supporting the cause and have a bunch of freebies for you! we're giving you a discount code "GavinOffMyLawn" at checkout to get $15 off your purchase. . and we'll be giving you $5 off your order of $35 or more! Subscribe to the show, plus a freebie of your choice! and a discount of $5 or more, plus we'll send you an ad on the show! Get off My Lawn, and you'll be getting 5% off the show on my favourite streaming service, and a free copy of the show that I'm giving you'll get a chance to watch the show next week, and I'll be sending you a review on my podcast on my insta story, and it'll be the best review! Enjoyed it? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Subscribe on your favourite streaming platform, and subscribe on iTunes, too! I'll tell you what you're listening to me on the pod, and other places I'm listening to it's going to be getting the best of the best podcast on the best thing I've listened to on the air on the podcast, and they'll get the most of it on your feed, and all that's going out there!

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:22.000 You were supposed to call me tonight, we would have gone to the cinema, and after to the restaurant, the one you like in your street.
00:00:29.000 We would have slept together, have a nice breakfast together, and then a walk in a park together.
00:00:35.000 How beautiful it then! 0.99
00:00:37.000 You would have said I love you In the cutest place on earth Where some butterflies are dancing With the fairies I would have waited Like a week or two But you never tried to reach me No, you never called me back You were dating That bitch blonde gal 1.00
00:00:56.000 If I find her, I swear, I swear, I'll kill her. 1.00
00:01:02.000 I'll kill her. 1.00
00:01:04.000 She stole my future. 1.00
00:01:05.000 She broke my dream. 1.00
00:01:07.000 I'll kill her. 1.00
00:01:09.000 I'll kill her. 1.00
00:01:11.000 She stole my future when she took you away. 1.00
00:01:15.000 I would have met your friends.
00:01:17.000 We would have had a drink or two.
00:01:18.000 They would have liked... 0.61
00:01:22.000 Big song in Denmark in 2007, I'll Kill Her by Soko. 0.77
00:01:27.000 French chick, Jewish, Italian, Polish.
00:01:32.000 Had a very successful acting career.
00:01:34.000 I thought it would be prudent to play. 0.91
00:01:35.000 As the front page of the New York Post announced that the real killer is dead, football star, actor, murderer, liar O.J.
00:01:43.000 Simpson, 76, has passed.
00:01:48.000 As he died,
00:01:50.000 A beautiful phoenix of memes erupted on the internet.
00:01:56.000 They're out there.
00:01:56.000 I don't have a bunch of them.
00:01:58.000 I've got a couple.
00:01:59.000 You can check my Twitter, but wow.
00:02:01.000 What a great day for memes yesterday was.
00:02:04.000 Today is the free show.
00:02:06.000 It's brought to you by a bunch of different stuff.
00:02:09.000 Purpleworks Nutrition.
00:02:11.000 I'm not going to read the copy.
00:02:13.000 I don't think that's good for...
00:02:17.000 For business, it's boring and I think most people tune out, but Purpleworks Nutrition is my workout nutrition I use every morning.
00:02:28.000 I take it about half an hour before I'm going to work out.
00:02:32.000 If I had just have a coffee or even a monster energy drink whatever a Red Bull I I don't really I get this like woof woof like a bump of cocaine and I hit the heavy bag and then I'm fucking exhausted if you just walked in on my first round when I hit the heavy bag you'd be like 0.99
00:02:48.000 This guy's a fucking badass. 0.99
00:02:50.000 Probably gonna die if we spar. 1.00
00:02:52.000 But, uh, then it's gone.
00:02:54.000 Purpleworks is more of a long buzz.
00:02:57.000 It actually goes well beyond the workout, but my favorite part of Purpleworks is these little tinglys you get in your hands.
00:03:03.000 It's, you know when you almost get into a car accident and you get that, it feels like your veins go and bulge out and almost hurt?
00:03:11.000 That's what you get with Purpleworks and the only way to make it go away is to do a good solid half-hour workout.
00:03:19.000 Hour workout is obviously much better.
00:03:23.000 They also have a bunch of
00:03:26.000 Coffees they sell, a huge variety of organic whole bean coffee, Italian stuff. 0.86
00:03:33.000 If you enter promo code Gavin for 15% off, you can get, I've been using this shit every day for, since they started with us.
00:03:42.000 And the thing I always say, and I'll say this about all our sponsors, if you don't work out and you're not into Purpleworks, by the way, it's good for all working out, not just boxing.
00:03:51.000 It's good for marathons, you know, long distance running and stuff.
00:03:55.000 If you are going to drink coffee or have pre-workout, why not go with someone who is pro free speech, who loves this show, who's one of us.
00:04:03.000 I have MAGA doctors.
00:04:05.000 I have a MAGA doctor.
00:04:06.000 No, MAGA doctors.
00:04:08.000 A MAGA optometrist.
00:04:10.000 I got a, uh, what else do I have?
00:04:13.000 My lawyers are all MAGA dudes.
00:04:15.000 I don't know about my cobbler.
00:04:16.000 I don't think he even speaks English.
00:04:19.000 Taylor, she's an old Italian lady. 1.00
00:04:22.000 Well, there's Nita Fashions, of course, but like the woman who mends holes in my pants here in New York. 1.00
00:04:29.000 But Nita Fashions is all free speech guys from Hong Kong.
00:04:32.000 So if you're gonna have a product, why not go with people who are one of us and support our little community?
00:04:42.000 This is it?
00:04:42.000 You got plans for this weekend, Ryan?
00:04:44.000 What are you doing?
00:04:46.000 Probably not, right?
00:04:48.000 You have two little babies.
00:04:49.000 Just spending time with Dayum.
00:04:52.000 When you have a toddler and a baby, your plans are to stay alive.
00:04:56.000 Yes. 0.98
00:04:57.000 It's fucking exhausting. 0.98
00:04:59.000 Well, us going to Costco is like an adventure. 0.99
00:05:01.000 We went to H Mart.
00:05:02.000 A lot of fun.
00:05:03.000 Had a lot of fun there.
00:05:04.000 And what do you do with the boy?
00:05:06.000 You just sort of, you have him in the cart in a little thing?
00:05:08.000 Yeah.
00:05:09.000 Well, you can wear him in your baby thing.
00:05:11.000 Yeah.
00:05:11.000 I like to pick him up at least some part in it.
00:05:13.000 So he's not just going from sitting down in the car seat to sitting down in the stroller.
00:05:18.000 Well, I think I, I, my middle boy, I held him on my hip for three years.
00:05:23.000 Yeah.
00:05:24.000 That's fun.
00:05:24.000 And I think it's good for your back.
00:05:27.000 Yeah.
00:05:28.000 My daughter just texted me.
00:05:29.000 Let's see what she said.
00:05:31.000 Um,
00:05:34.000 What's that song that's like, don't slam the door, shut it?
00:05:38.000 It goes, do, do, do, do, do.
00:05:43.000 Don't slam the door, shut it.
00:05:45.000 Peacemaker by Albert Hammond.
00:05:49.000 Not Albert Hammond Jr.
00:05:52.000 This is his dad.
00:05:53.000 Is that it?
00:05:53.000 I don't know.
00:05:55.000 What's that called?
00:06:03.000 And then there's Zed Slam the Door.
00:06:05.000 It's called Peacemaker by Albert Hammond.
00:06:08.000 I don't think she'd be into Albert Hammond.
00:06:15.000 Anyway.
00:06:15.000 Don't.
00:06:17.000 That's not what this show is about.
00:06:19.000 What this show is about is things that drive me insane with rage.
00:06:23.000 This is my rage-a-haul.
00:06:24.000 I'm a rage-a-holic.
00:06:26.000 And I do not care about cycling one bit.
00:06:29.000 I like cycling.
00:06:30.000 I think it's a good way to get in shape.
00:06:32.000 Every time I see someone walking, which African-Americans here in the South Bronx, they just walk everywhere. 1.00
00:06:37.000 And that's a bad example because it's very densely populated.
00:06:41.000 But when you get a little bit out, you know, like White Plains and when you get to upstate New York, you're just next to the highway.
00:06:46.000 There's always a black guy walking. 0.51
00:06:48.000 And I'm like, I get it if you don't have enough money for a car and there's no public transportation up here, but get a bike.
00:06:54.000 It's very efficient.
00:06:56.000 You go like this and you've gone like 200 feet.
00:07:00.000 You can lock it when you get to your destination.
00:07:03.000 So, I don't care about bicycles.
00:07:06.000 I don't care about scooter races.
00:07:08.000 You know, I have very restricted tastes when it comes to racing.
00:07:10.000 I like motocross races and NASCAR and that kind of stuff.
00:07:14.000 But...
00:07:16.000 When someone walks in front of the line, when someone gets in the way of the race, I feel the rage that that guy's father feels.
00:07:23.000 You know, the first guy who got hit?
00:07:25.000 And then the pilot?
00:07:26.000 I feel the rage of that person's father.
00:07:28.000 It's so easy to cross the road.
00:07:31.000 Every parade you're at, you're like, should I cross the road?
00:07:34.000 And you look and you go, no, that would be disrespectful.
00:07:36.000 All these people are here.
00:07:37.000 They came here early.
00:07:39.000 It's a big thing.
00:07:40.000 I'm only gonna cross the road if there's like a mile of deadness.
00:07:44.000 And it's at the very beginning, the very end.
00:07:45.000 I can walk a block up or something.
00:07:47.000 I'll figure it out.
00:07:48.000 But seeing people destroy a race because they can't understand the basic physics of time times... What is it?
00:07:58.000 Speed equals time times acceleration or something?
00:08:01.000 D equals TV?
00:08:02.000 Time and velocity?
00:08:03.000 Distance times velocity?
00:08:05.000 I haven't been to grade school in a while. 0.99
00:08:06.000 But look how annoying this fucking is. 0.99
00:08:08.000 And there's thousands of these. 1.00
00:08:12.000 Ugh.
00:08:14.000 Okay, looks like you can't cross. 0.98
00:08:15.000 There's a guy coming.
00:08:16.000 Don't cross now. 0.98
00:08:17.000 Well, they both wiped out. 0.99
00:08:23.000 Well, looks like he stopped the whole fucking race. 0.99
00:08:27.000 And now he's holding his leg. 0.99
00:08:29.000 Ow! 1.00
00:08:30.000 I wish your head came off. 1.00
00:08:30.000 Ow! 1.00
00:08:35.000 There's a whole documentary about it that's pretty good.
00:08:38.000 I don't know if... I had trouble watching it.
00:08:40.000 It was so infuriating.
00:08:43.000 It's about these, uh, what do you call them?
00:08:45.000 Bicycle races?
00:08:46.000 I call them bike races, but I got made fun of for that and I cried myself to sleep at night.
00:08:53.000 Tour de blanks?
00:08:55.000 No, that's one specific race, the Tour de France.
00:08:59.000 Go to 1-4.
00:09:01.000 When I say there's a documentary about that, I'm usually referring to something.
00:09:08.000 These guys work how many... cycling races? 0.96
00:09:13.000 I hate you all. 1.00
00:09:18.000 Give him some fucking room, faggots. 1.00
00:09:21.000 Excuse my language. 1.00
00:09:24.000 Can they not control themselves?
00:09:27.000 Yeah, like, just be a human being.
00:09:31.000 He's got a flare.
00:09:33.000 What are you doing with the flare?
00:09:34.000 Look at this guy.
00:09:35.000 He grabs his water bottle.
00:09:36.000 Hey, what's that?
00:09:40.000 What's your problem?
00:09:40.000 Calm down, man.
00:09:42.000 I'm just grabbing your water bottle out of your hand at the finish line. 0.99
00:09:45.000 I hate you all.
00:09:45.000 They talk about the... the woman, Ale.
00:09:46.000 Oh my God.
00:09:47.000 It's always like... Look at that one.
00:09:48.000 Oops, sorry.
00:09:49.000 I had to cross during the middle of a marathon.
00:10:06.000 It's not a marathon, you know what I mean.
00:10:11.000 Hey, look at me!
00:10:12.000 The one who said LA, Nona, and Popa, or whatever, it was actually Grandpa and Grandma.
00:10:18.000 Oh, let's let your dog loose. 1.00
00:10:19.000 LA is French for go, and then the Grandma and Grandpa was in German.
00:10:25.000 And she went into hiding after, because people share my rage. 0.98
00:10:28.000 Look at this clown. 0.99
00:10:29.000 Shove him. 0.99
00:10:35.000 They need like a Butt Boys, Proud Boys, Guardian Angels type who just start throwing those guys down the hill.
00:10:41.000 They're not helping.
00:10:45.000 I don't think he has a pocket.
00:10:49.000 I don't think they're allowed to have pockets.
00:10:52.000 Illegal. 1.00
00:10:53.000 Thanks, drunken idiot. 1.00
00:10:55.000 But others won't hesitate to throw a punch or two. 1.00
00:11:03.000 Good.
00:11:05.000 Get in there.
00:11:05.000 And they're in great shape, too, so it's good punches.
00:11:07.000 But they talk about, in this, it's like a 20-minute documentary, they talk about this guy, some moron had his camera out, and there's the camera strap, of course. 0.88
00:11:18.000 The camera strap grabs his handle, he falls forward, his career's over. 0.97
00:11:24.000 Toast forever.
00:11:24.000 From the injury?
00:11:25.000 Yes.
00:11:25.000 Wow.
00:11:35.000 I mean, do you feel like the most shittiest asshole in the whole wide world, or? 1.00
00:11:39.000 Just kill yourself. 1.00
00:11:40.000 That's still not good enough. 1.00
00:11:42.000 I think you should kill yourself, and you should tell us where your grave is, and then we should get all the pajits who shit in the middle of the road to go shit on your grave every single day. 1.00
00:11:51.000 And then farmers can come by once a month. 1.00
00:11:54.000 Oh, is this the guy?
00:11:54.000 Yeah, look.
00:11:55.000 Someone needs their camera strap.
00:12:22.000 It goes to show that such irresponsible behaviors can end careers. 0.99
00:12:26.000 I hate you. 1.00
00:12:28.000 I hate you. 1.00
00:12:30.000 Hate has no home here. 1.00
00:12:31.000 Hate has a home here.
00:12:33.000 I am feeling pure hatred right now. 0.97
00:12:35.000 Even before seeing this phenomenon, wouldn't you, when you see them coming past, you'd be like, don't fuck this up.
00:12:41.000 Like, get back.
00:12:42.000 Yeah.
00:12:42.000 Give them enough space.
00:12:43.000 Wouldn't you think that?
00:12:44.000 The infuriating thing about it is you're there because you're a fan, and then you're ruining the sport you love.
00:12:49.000 Right.
00:12:52.000 Don't understand.
00:12:53.000 On the opening day of the 2021 Tour de France. 1.00
00:12:57.000 That's the bitch. 1.00
00:12:59.000 She actually started me on this kick of how much. 1.00
00:13:02.000 So Opie and Omi, I guess, is German.
00:13:04.000 Trying to get on TV with a large sign that says L.A.
00:13:08.000 Grandma and Grandpa. 1.00
00:13:09.000 I mean, what a fool. 0.99
00:13:23.000 The peloton was going so fast that Tony Martin didn't have time to react. 1.00
00:13:28.000 Oh, a huge crash!
00:13:30.000 He was the first to crash.
00:13:31.000 The peloton is the mob of cyclists.
00:13:33.000 Tony Martin hit a fan, I think, and the entire peloton has crashed.
00:13:39.000 Unfortunately, some riders were severely injured and had to quit the race on day one.
00:13:44.000 The woman left the scene immediately and disappeared.
00:13:48.000 Following the incident, the police initiated an investigation and launched a search for her throughout France.
00:13:54.000 Prosecutors say the woman could get a $35,000 fine and maybe prison time. 0.98
00:13:59.000 Due to the intense media pressure, she surrendered to the police four days after the incident.
00:14:05.000 She faced a daunting legal battle as prosecutors sought to hold her accountable for endangering lives and causing injuries.
00:14:13.000 It's sort of like that, uh, dude in the Wisconsin River, the black dude who was egging them on. 0.98
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00:14:40.000 You should have cameras.
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00:16:01.000 I mean, the South American theft gangs have been to my house.
00:16:04.000 They got into my garage.
00:16:06.000 So the sort of apocalyptic talk is not so apocalyptic anymore.
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00:16:47.000 Plunkett the Jareth replied, I don't fight fair.
00:16:53.000 Oh, uh, speaking of races, we were just talking about bike races.
00:16:58.000 I wonder what races these people are.
00:17:00.000 Oh yeah, that's what it is.
00:17:02.000 So this kid's in a mall, and, no he's not in a mall, this girl's in a mall, and these two, we don't know their ethnicity, but their names are Dominic Antonio Richard Harris, that's one of the guys, and Jareth Joseph Lee Sebastian Plunkett.
00:17:22.000 I think that's big fancy ways of saying black, but this this girl is is Walking around the mall These two I'm gonna let's call them youths because we don't know their ethnicity are chasing them around So she calls her boyfriend freaking out her 14 year old boyfriend. 0.99
00:17:41.000 She's 36 by the way Just kidding.
00:17:44.000 She's 14
00:17:45.000 And she goes, help these two dudes are chasing us and they're stalking us and we're scared.
00:17:50.000 He goes, no problem.
00:17:50.000 I'll be right there.
00:17:51.000 So he gets to the mall.
00:17:53.000 He tells them to F off and run away.
00:17:56.000 They have since stolen a large kitchen knife from some kitchen supply store in the mall and they eviscerate him and he dies.
00:18:05.000 And as they're stabbing him, he goes, what are you doing?
00:18:09.000 Stop, stop.
00:18:10.000 And 1.00
00:18:11.000 Fuck it. 1.00
00:18:12.000 Plunk it. 1.00
00:18:13.000 Jareth Joseph Lee Sebastian goes, I don't fight fair.
00:18:17.000 And just like the river stabbing guy who was screaming and laughing and saying for the culture, uh, they were seen laughing and pointing as they ran through the parking lot while witnesses attempted first aid said chief chief deputy district attorney, Blaine Nelson of the suspects.
00:18:34.000 Pretty intense, right?
00:18:36.000 Look at this guy.
00:18:37.000 Look at this little boy, 14 year old boy.
00:18:41.000 There he is catching a fish.
00:18:44.000 And these two savages with no regard for the future, no idea what's going to happen in the next hour, let alone the next 10 years.
00:18:54.000 I mean, they're obviously going to jail.
00:18:56.000 They're not going to get away with this. 0.99
00:18:57.000 They just decide, I'm going to stab him. 0.99
00:19:01.000 Like, I hope my 15 year old doesn't have that in his brain at anywhere. 1.00
00:19:08.000 I like this bitch. 1.00
00:19:09.000 I'm going to follow her. 1.00
00:19:10.000 If her boyfriend shows up and tells me to get lost, I'm going to cut his guts out, then say I don't fight fair, and then run away screaming and laughing about how I killed him. 1.00
00:19:20.000 What the fuck is going on? 1.00
00:19:22.000 Is it video games? 1.00
00:19:24.000 Is it just sitting in front of a computer all day in general?
00:19:29.000 You know what it could be?
00:19:32.000 It could be the lack of bullying.
00:19:33.000 This war on bullying has made normal fights untenable, impossible, banned.
00:19:39.000 Like at a school that my kids are at, they have this game called First Assassin or something.
00:19:46.000 And what you do is there's like a hit list and you have to kill the person. 0.87
00:19:50.000 But killing him is just squirting them with a water gun. 0.99
00:19:53.000 It's just tag with a water gun. 0.99
00:19:55.000 And they can't get you if you have a colander on your head.
00:19:58.000 Or if you're carrying a colander.
00:19:59.000 So these kids in school are wearing colanders on their heads.
00:20:02.000 Couldn't be more harmless, right?
00:20:05.000 Totally innocent.
00:20:06.000 And the school's freaking out.
00:20:08.000 They're petrified of litigation. 1.00
00:20:10.000 Anyone who's caught participating in this evil fucking ritual will be expelled. 0.99
00:20:16.000 You've got to let kids be kids and have these small term little confrontations. 1.00
00:20:22.000 Because it builds up and then we have this shit. 1.00
00:20:26.000 With these mall brawls. 1.00
00:20:28.000 Like maybe if these kids had been in a fist fight, they'd understand that stabbing someone is a huge deal.
00:20:36.000 I don't know how many people in this crowd are receptive of a lesson such as that.
00:20:41.000 But this is from, uh, seven years ago.
00:20:45.000 As it was kind of becoming a trend.
00:20:47.000 Here they, like, highlight a bunch of them.
00:20:48.000 But then there's newer ones.
00:20:50.000 Like, this one's Minnesota.
00:20:51.000 And this isn't even the newest one in Minnesota.
00:20:54.000 And then there's this one in De La Amo Mall, which was seven months ago.
00:21:01.000 Lack of fatherhood?
00:21:02.000 I don't know.
00:21:03.000 The police not being able to do anything?
00:21:05.000 Maybe that's what it is.
00:21:06.000 No one ever getting prosecuted?
00:21:08.000 When I was a little kid in Scotland, the cop would come to your school to talk to you if you were bad and you would poop in your panties and never do anything bad ever again.
00:21:17.000 Because Glaswegian police back in the 70s were like seven feet tall.
00:21:21.000 They're all the Highlanders.
00:21:22.000 They just chose the giants to be cops.
00:21:25.000 And they were scary dudes.
00:21:29.000 This one in Queens.
00:21:35.000 All right, so we got to talk about OJ.
00:21:38.000 I cannot get over this picture.
00:21:41.000 It's so disturbing to me, and it just says so much about America and our political system.
00:21:48.000 Race.
00:21:49.000 John Doyle brought up a great point.
00:21:50.000 I always say America was kind of cool about race, and then Obama brought back the 50s and made everything racial.
00:21:57.000 But this was pre-Obama, obviously, and it looks like everything's about race.
00:22:03.000 And I'm gonna give you more examples. 1.00
00:22:05.000 So the white girls are looking at that going, holy shit, if you kill a white girl and you're a popular black guy, no one cares and you're free. 1.00
00:22:14.000 I'm kind of a pretty white girl. 1.00
00:22:16.000 I probably should be aware of that.
00:22:18.000 And then the white dudes are kind of thinking the same thing. 1.00
00:22:21.000 You look, there's a black dude right behind that fat black chick, and he's sort of like, oh shit, he doesn't really give a shit. 1.00
00:22:28.000 But he's like, damn, that was crazy. 1.00
00:22:30.000 And then there's the white guy in the top right corner. 0.99
00:22:33.000 He's kind of pensive. 0.99
00:22:34.000 But then the three ugly black girls are hysterical with joy. 1.00
00:22:38.000 Now, are they hysterical with joy because they think OJ's innocent and justice has been served? 0.99
00:22:44.000 No.
00:22:45.000 They're hysterical with Joy because he represents something.
00:22:49.000 He represents white girls being prettier. 0.91
00:22:53.000 I'm not saying that's true.
00:22:54.000 I'm saying that's, you know, a rumor or a belief. 0.98
00:22:59.000 And when black guys can, when they get rich and famous, they go with really hot white chicks. 1.00
00:23:04.000 So this, they don't like what that represents, right? 0.98
00:23:08.000 Just like that judge who was extra hard on that black dude who married an Asian because it just bugged her. 0.83
00:23:13.000 So that relationship bugged them.
00:23:16.000 And now that relationship was murdered and the guy got away with it.
00:23:22.000 Do you understand?
00:23:23.000 I'm like, I'm trying to translate this really bizarre way of seeing the world.
00:23:28.000 So Nicole and OJ represented famous, hot, rich black guys dating super hot chicks.
00:23:38.000 And then that was obviously destroyed and there was no ramifications for that destruction.
00:23:43.000 And it was destroyed in the most unimaginably horrific way.
00:23:46.000 It was destroyed with a beheading.
00:23:48.000 And that's okay.
00:23:50.000 That's why they're cheering. 0.69
00:23:51.000 Because the beheading is okay. 1.00
00:23:54.000 That's depraved, and fucking weird. 0.99
00:23:57.000 It's also weird that they're able to do something so macabre. 0.99
00:24:01.000 It's almost like black magic, what they're practicing right there.
00:24:04.000 Well, that's a good name for today's episode.
00:24:09.000 And no one minds. 0.95
00:24:11.000 Like, imagine you were cheering on the death of a black woman, because you hated when white guys dated black women, and then he got away with murdering her, and you're all like, yeah! 1.00
00:24:22.000 Die, bitch! 1.00
00:24:24.000 And you were just in a class with other people. 1.00
00:24:27.000 It's a horrific thought.
00:24:29.000 Because it's so indecent.
00:24:31.000 That seems to be the theme of this episode.
00:24:36.000 And then we have this juror here.
00:24:38.000 A great thing you should check out on our site, of course, is Devin Tracy.
00:24:42.000 Atheism is unstoppable.
00:24:43.000 He was at the trial, right?
00:24:47.000 What are you doing over there?
00:24:48.000 No, I just didn't care yesterday.
00:24:50.000 But yes, he was there.
00:24:51.000 I don't see what the big deal is.
00:24:54.000 Okay, you got your phone all primed to do something?
00:24:57.000 No.
00:24:59.000 I'm a vish.
00:25:02.000 And he wouldn't like it.
00:25:08.000 So yeah, he's the world's reigning expert on OJ.
00:25:14.000 And it's great watching his stuff.
00:25:15.000 Every time I watch a series of his, I go, dude, we gotta make that free and get it up on YouTube.
00:25:21.000 It's such good research.
00:25:22.000 And he goes, it's nine two-hour episodes.
00:25:25.000 It would be an 18-hour video. 1.00
00:25:27.000 And I go, oh shit, they went by so fucking fast. 0.99
00:25:30.000 I thought they were 10 minutes. 1.00
00:25:33.000 So go to that juror who's like, yeah, we just, we said he was innocent.
00:25:36.000 This is our justice system today, by the way.
00:25:41.000 What was that first picture?
00:25:43.000 Oh, it's coming up.
00:25:49.000 Stop.
00:25:50.000 Stop.
00:25:51.000 Yes? 0.99
00:25:52.000 How the fuck did that guy get a job in television? 0.99
00:25:56.000 His voice sounds like he's pleading with a chick to take him back after he got dumped for what he calls no reason at all. 0.99
00:26:06.000 So you're just gonna see Mark?
00:26:08.000 He sounds like the kind of voice that's saying, you said you're at your parents on Thanksgiving, but I saw that you were in Tennessee on Thanksgiving.
00:26:14.000 That's where Mark lives.
00:26:16.000 So you lied to me.
00:26:18.000 Yeah, I lied to you.
00:26:19.000 You're dumped. 1.00
00:26:19.000 Anyway, fuck off. 1.00
00:26:21.000 Sorry, go back to the beginning. 1.00
00:26:26.000 You think that they're members of the jury that voted to acquit OJ because of Rodney King?
00:26:33.000 Yes.
00:26:34.000 You do?
00:26:35.000 Yes.
00:26:36.000 How many of you think felt that way?
00:26:39.000 Oh, probably 90% of us.
00:26:44.000 90%?
00:26:46.000 Did you feel that way?
00:26:47.000 Yes.
00:26:49.000 That was payback?
00:26:51.000 Uh-huh.
00:26:51.000 For what, slavery?
00:26:52.000 You think that's right?
00:26:54.000 92 riots, maybe?
00:26:56.000 Rodney King?
00:26:59.000 Rodney King.
00:26:59.000 They have no idea.
00:27:00.000 It doesn't have to make sense.
00:27:01.000 Yeah.
00:27:02.000 I love that she's at that age, too.
00:27:04.000 Where are you?
00:27:06.000 What?
00:27:06.000 Who, me?
00:27:07.000 You're not even at the studio?
00:27:10.000 Remote. 0.99
00:27:11.000 Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 0.99
00:27:12.000 This is an important episode. 1.00
00:27:13.000 This is my religion.
00:27:14.000 You stay away.
00:27:17.000 Oh, my God.
00:27:20.000 You know Friday Camel Ride is a thing. 0.99
00:27:23.000 I love that she's at that age where she's like, yeah, motherfucker, I was lying the whole time. 1.00
00:27:28.000 I hate your white ass. 1.00
00:27:31.000 Bitch. 1.00
00:27:32.000 Yep, that's what it was. 1.00
00:27:34.000 That's what it's just picking her teeth. 1.00
00:27:36.000 Yeah about 90% and uh I was one of them.
00:27:41.000 What you gonna do about it you cracker? 0.75
00:27:44.000 Is this not crazier? 0.95
00:27:45.000 Oh, yeah, that's next.
00:27:46.000 That's the next link Stop stop stop.
00:27:50.000 Are you digging up links?
00:27:51.000 No, I just I scrolled up One because I was trying to get back to it.
00:27:55.000 Oh, yeah, this is one of the most insane things I've ever seen and just like
00:28:03.000 Those girls screaming in the classroom, tears of joy because a white woman was beheaded. 0.97
00:28:08.000 This woman is saying, we identified with OJ because we hate white people and he murdered two. 0.98
00:28:15.000 So we like him.
00:28:17.000 And the worst, just like the classroom that was from, what, 94?
00:28:22.000 Just like that classroom in the previous thing, everyone else at CNN is going, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
00:28:28.000 Like, can't one person say, wait, what did you just say?
00:28:32.000 Like that's what I hate at least on Fox we would when someone said something insane like on Red Eye we'd have back and forth and go that is the craziest thing I've ever heard anyone say but no they're just like uh-huh just like the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them when he was doing that whenever he does his rants with his fake glasses
00:28:55.000 No one holds them to account.
00:28:57.000 By the way, we stopped the show for a second here.
00:29:00.000 I want to explain how brilliant my glasses are.
00:29:03.000 Now, I remember seeing Sarah Silverman, she said, oh well, we're at that point now, and she had her glasses on a string, and she'd have the, or there was a guy, Jimmy Miller, Dennis Miller's brother, this is a big L.A.
00:29:15.000 thing, they'd have that magnet here, and they would pull them up and they'd go, ka-clunk, and they'd magnet click, and then you undo them, ka-clunk, and everyone's always carrying around their reading glasses and stuff,
00:29:25.000 These are reading glasses.
00:29:28.000 And I want you to follow my route.
00:29:31.000 Follow my lead.
00:29:32.000 This is for people, it usually happens around 45, late 40s, you all of a sudden can't read without glasses anymore.
00:29:38.000 I'm the same.
00:29:39.000 My vision's pretty good. 1.00
00:29:41.000 These are trifocals, motherfuckers. 1.00
00:29:44.000 So I have trouble seeing long distances, especially at night when I'm driving. 1.00
00:29:47.000 That's the top third.
00:29:49.000 So when I'm driving, especially at night, I lean down a little bit and I can see a mile ahead and read the exit sign.
00:29:58.000 Right?
00:29:59.000 When I'm reading, I keep my head fairly straight and I read like this.
00:30:03.000 If I'm having real trouble, I may even go like that and get to the very bottom of the glasses.
00:30:09.000 And these are reading glasses.
00:30:11.000 The middle are nothing.
00:30:14.000 Trifocals.
00:30:15.000 Reading glasses, long distance glasses.
00:30:17.000 The very middle of my eyes, there's absolutely no prescription at all.
00:30:22.000 What's that?
00:30:23.000 Say that again?
00:30:24.000 So what I'm doing is, I'm carrying around my reading glasses on my head. 0.76
00:30:29.000 What the hell are you talking about?
00:30:32.000 Yep. 0.61
00:30:34.000 And I want you to do it too.
00:30:35.000 Now I will say, it takes about four days, four or five days to get used to the idea of wearing glasses when you didn't grow up with glasses.
00:30:43.000 But it's like wearing rings.
00:30:45.000 If you want to become ring guy, it feels weird for the first three days.
00:30:49.000 And then you just get used to it.
00:30:52.000 So stop carrying reading glasses everywhere you go.
00:30:54.000 Or you forget your reading glasses and you have the menu like this.
00:30:58.000 I'm carrying reading glasses right now.
00:31:01.000 And then they eat my poo-poo!
00:31:02.000 No, no, that's not... Don't do that.
00:31:04.000 It is voodoo. 0.96
00:31:05.000 Magic.
00:31:07.000 Yeah, he's not into voodoo. 0.95
00:31:09.000 He's concerned with homosexual behavior. 0.95
00:31:12.000 Didn't they eat the poopoo? 0.97
00:31:14.000 I thought that was synonymous with voodoo.
00:31:16.000 No.
00:31:17.000 Oh, there's nothing there's zero voodoo in that Okay, wait'll you see And just to be clear about Rodney King.
00:31:28.000 He led the police through a high-speed chase in the suburbs and residential neighborhoods Oh, there's our old pal Katie tour
00:31:35.000 Like all trans, sex change people, they drift back into manhood. 1.00
00:31:40.000 Like you look at Caitlyn Jenner these days, he's Bruce again.
00:31:43.000 And that's Katie Tour, who got the video footage. 0.99
00:31:47.000 Right?
00:31:48.000 It must be.
00:31:50.000 And look at him now. 0.99
00:31:51.000 He is no dick. 0.96
00:31:52.000 He's a regular dude. 0.95
00:31:55.000 So he got the Ford Bronco thing.
00:31:56.000 I'm assuming he got the riots too.
00:31:59.000 Yeah, that one trucker where they just, for no reason, they just pulled him out.
00:32:01.000 They pulled him out and beat him half to death.
00:32:03.000 I think he did die.
00:32:04.000 Oh, really? 1.00
00:32:05.000 They hit him with like a tire iron or some shit. 0.99
00:32:08.000 Laughing, having fun. 1.00
00:32:09.000 Laughing, dancing at murder.
00:32:13.000 So yeah, he led them through a high-speed chase, endangered all these lives.
00:32:16.000 They finally get him.
00:32:18.000 They say, stop, stop, he's with a bunch of people.
00:32:20.000 They all put their hands down.
00:32:21.000 They all put their hands behind their back.
00:32:23.000 They're all down on the ground.
00:32:24.000 He won't get on the ground.
00:32:24.000 He's laughing at them.
00:32:26.000 They try tasing him.
00:32:27.000 He laughs at the tasers.
00:32:29.000 And then eventually they subdue him with truncheons.
00:32:32.000 Everyone saw the last eight seconds, but everything they did was perfectly legitimate.
00:32:39.000 Anyway.
00:32:40.000 Okay.
00:32:40.000 Check out this.
00:32:41.000 One of the most shocking things I've ever seen anyone say on TV ever.
00:32:46.000 I don't know.
00:33:01.000 His error?
00:33:21.000 There was racial tension then, there is racial tension now.
00:33:25.000 It might not be the backdrop of the Trump campaign, but until this country is ready to actually have an honest conversation about the racial dynamics from our origin story till today, we will always have moments like OJ Simpson that manifest and our country will always be divided if we don't actually deal with the issue of race.
00:33:44.000 But it was so racially charged.
00:33:46.000 Did you catch that?
00:33:48.000 Oh yeah. 0.95
00:33:50.000 I'm sorry for being so happy when OJ got out, but I was, I hate white people for everything they've done, and when he got away with killing two white people, we, not just me, but we all enjoyed it. 0.99
00:34:03.000 What is with being proud of your fucking forehead going all the way back to here, by the way? 0.99
00:34:08.000 Um, jump medic? 0.99
00:34:11.000 You want to have food supplies in case there's an emergency.
00:34:15.000 You want to have a generator.
00:34:19.000 You want to have all this other stuff.
00:34:20.000 You need a first aid kit in your home.
00:34:23.000 Get Jump Medic.
00:34:24.000 Go to jumpmedic.com.
00:34:27.000 Wait, where is it here?
00:34:28.000 Oh, no.
00:34:29.000 Jumpmedic.com.
00:34:31.000 And the thing I like about these particular first aid kits is you can go bananas and get the hard shell case that's in your boat or your RV or the back of your SUV.
00:34:42.000 Or you can get this tiny little to-go bag
00:34:45.000 That's much cheaper, and that's good for motorcycle rides, and also it's your little mini first aid kit.
00:34:50.000 You need to have a first aid kit, that's confirmed, right?
00:34:53.000 Whether it's at the gym, or your place of work, in your kitchen, everyone needs a first aid kit.
00:34:58.000 This is a first aid kit that is MAGA, that supports free speech, that's been supporting this show since day one, so...
00:35:05.000 You're getting, just like with the previous thing, you're getting coffee, why not get manga coffee?
00:35:09.000 You're getting a first aid kit, why not get a first aid kit from one of us?
00:35:13.000 Let's support our own.
00:35:15.000 Let's enrich our own companies.
00:35:17.000 Because these people go out on a limb supporting us.
00:35:20.000 You know, they classify themselves.
00:35:23.000 They make themselves vulnerable to the radical left.
00:35:26.000 And these guys have refill scenarios.
00:35:31.000 What is it here?
00:35:34.000 The fully stocked one, the super fancy one, the hard shell one is $150, $149.
00:35:40.000 And then if you have a health savings account or a flexible spending account These kits are tax deductible and they have Narcon Narcan in various kits every home should have Narcan in it Well, my kids don't do those kind of drugs. 0.98
00:35:52.000 Okay, you're banking that they don't and they probably don't but they might and if they do they're dead and what if their friend comes over and their friend is some fucking 0.92
00:36:02.000 Dummy who accidentally did fentanyl or did it on purpose and your kid comes up and she goes dad mom Jen's acting really weird and she's all she keeps passing out. 1.00
00:36:13.000 I don't I think something's wrong with her you run over with the Narcan 0.98
00:36:18.000 And block those opioids.
00:36:19.000 We have 120 opioid deaths a day in this city.
00:36:24.000 What's that?
00:36:24.000 One every two hours?
00:36:26.000 That's weird.
00:36:28.000 That's a major concern. 1.00
00:36:29.000 Of course, modern journalists are much more concerned with discussing racism and other stupid shit. 1.00
00:36:34.000 But, uh... 1.00
00:36:36.000 We have serious problems in this country, and the best way to protect yourself is to be prepared.
00:36:43.000 So go to jumpmedic.com, enter the promo code RyanSucks for 10% off. 0.99
00:36:51.000 And that applies to everything except the sale items.
00:36:53.000 Speaking of Ryan Sucks, I didn't know this, but Ryan did a Bollywood movie.
00:37:00.000 Wait, what's this?
00:37:01.000 Here.
00:37:02.000 Go on.
00:37:04.000 Well, you're a good dancer.
00:37:06.000 Thank you.
00:37:11.000 You did a Bollywood movie before you made that video that you just showed us?
00:37:14.000 No, I did not.
00:37:17.000 I don't understand why you didn't tell us that you have a whole film career.
00:37:20.000 This looks amazing.
00:37:21.000 I didn't.
00:37:22.000 How tall are you, would you say?
00:37:24.000 5'6 soaking wet?
00:37:26.000 You told me 5'6, that doesn't look like 5'6.
00:37:29.000 Of course it doesn't, well the camera deducts 10 pounds.
00:37:32.000 How did you do that?
00:37:34.000 Look, even the guy doing it has to smile a little bit.
00:37:38.000 That's the problem with you doing action movies, is your co-stars can't help but giggle.
00:37:43.000 That guy's too wily to be me.
00:37:45.000 That doesn't look very painful, by the way.
00:37:47.000 Well that's fine for him, but I'm me, so... Wait, is this looping?
00:37:52.000 It all looks... It looks to be a loop.
00:37:56.000 Okay.
00:37:57.000 I think you look kind of cool.
00:37:58.000 Doesn't even look like me.
00:37:59.000 Well, thanks.
00:38:01.000 But I don't roll around like that.
00:38:02.000 I don't jump on carpets.
00:38:04.000 Well, you did when you, maybe you were younger when you made this.
00:38:07.000 You were in better shape.
00:38:08.000 Well, that's not me.
00:38:09.000 Yeah, it is.
00:38:10.000 No, that's a different human being.
00:38:12.000 I like it.
00:38:13.000 Well, that's clearly not me because I've never been to India.
00:38:17.000 I've never left the continental United States.
00:38:19.000 So that's impossible.
00:38:20.000 I didn't know you had, you have relatives in India?
00:38:24.000 No, I have no Pajits.
00:38:26.000 I mean, it's possible, I guess, but no.
00:38:28.000 I don't think any of my Scottish relatives ever went to India.
00:38:32.000 I think maybe it's the other way around, where maybe they have some kinship to Scotland, because clearly that's a relative.
00:38:42.000 It's the old Mackinnish chin.
00:38:44.000 Or lack thereof.
00:38:53.000 Sorry.
00:38:59.000 I did kind of look like that midget before, though. 1.00
00:39:04.000 He's rolling around. 0.83
00:39:06.000 Look at him.
00:39:09.000 Do you follow me on Twitter? 0.99
00:39:11.000 Do you know how sick I am of people fucking doing something that... Yeah, I know, I know. 0.99
00:39:15.000 This is something I can't... But I was joking, though. 0.99
00:39:17.000 I mean, I just thought it was fair play.
00:39:19.000 Turnabout is... No one thinks that's funny.
00:39:20.000 I didn't think it was funny.
00:39:22.000 I swear, I thought it was a relative.
00:39:25.000 Alright, I was joking there. 1.00
00:39:44.000 I thought it was a love story But you don't want to get involved I thought it was a love story But you're not ready for that Me neither I'll kill her She stole my future She broke my dream I'll kill her 1.00