Greg Wycliffe - May 01, 2020


Asking Questions is Racist ｜ CANADA NOW


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

163.84338

Word Count

590

Sentence Count

44


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.080 You and your family can be fined for over $800 for going rollerblading.
00:00:04.440 Our chief public health officer will function just fine without a full night's sleep and
00:00:08.680 asking questions is racist.
00:00:11.380 This is Canada Now.
00:00:13.080 I'm Greg Wycliffe.
00:00:14.080 A family in Oakville, Ontario was fined $880 for rollerblading in an empty parking lot.
00:00:20.840 One of the young family members, Brandon, said, we were just exercising.
00:00:26.540 Sounds suspicious, Brandon.
00:00:28.240 Another man was fined $880 for doing chin-ups on a chin-up bar in Toronto's Centennial Park.
00:00:35.360 Disgusting.
00:00:36.600 Why can't these people just stay home in their private gymnasiums to work out, like Drake,
00:00:41.320 Madonna or Justin Bieber?
00:00:42.760 It's so selfish.
00:00:44.640 Don't you know that we're in this together?
00:00:47.760 In other news, thousands of inmates including potentially violent criminals have been released
00:00:52.020 out into the Canadian public to keep you and your family safe during this COVID-19 lockdown
00:00:56.540 because we all know that people aren't acting more aggressive and crazy already as it is.
00:01:01.300 And of course, the CBC, Canada's Brainwashing Corp...
00:01:04.660 Canada's Broadcasting Corporation, sorry, is assuring us nothing could have been done to
00:01:09.620 help prevent the spread of this potential pandemic.
00:01:12.060 Dr. Theresa Tam, chief public health officer, assures us she's working her very hardest.
00:01:16.660 I'm a pretty focused person and I work really, really hard.
00:01:20.420 So, um, you know, probably over 20 hours a day.
00:01:23.780 24 hours a day minus 20 hours.
00:01:26.780 You know, I'm no doctor, but I've heard a lack of sleep can lead to poor judgment, poor
00:01:32.420 decision-making skills.
00:01:33.420 Hell, a lack of sleep might even lead to crazy ideas like face masks don't work or banning
00:01:39.660 travel from highly infected areas won't do anything.
00:01:42.380 If you don't get a full night's sleep, who knows, you might even end up trusting communist
00:01:47.380 thugs.
00:01:48.380 Over 20 hours a day.
00:01:49.380 But to her credit, Theresa Tam, 20 hours a day is a lot more than the 15 minutes we get
00:01:55.140 from Justin Trudeau.
00:01:56.740 But let's face it, those 15 minutes, boy are they exciting.
00:02:01.480 My wife and her boyfriend assure me it's just enough time for the both of them to climax.
00:02:06.340 So Justin, you know, although you're a seemingly vapid individual, your soothing, sultry voice
00:02:11.520 is at least good for something.
00:02:13.620 And that's not all Sockboy is good for.
00:02:15.840 He helps us feel morally righteous while we sit on our behinds.
00:02:20.520 Sitting at home as an obedient Canadian in our little pods, miles away from empty parking
00:02:25.760 lots and chin up bars has never felt so good with Justin Trudeau at the helm.
00:02:30.760 Speaking moistly on them.
00:02:34.100 Most recently, Justin Trudeau has called out the despicable actions of Derek Sloan, a Conservative
00:02:39.260 Party leader candidate.
00:02:40.760 You see, Derek had the audacity to ask a question.
00:02:45.760 Naturally, Canadian journalists everywhere were disgusted by this.
00:02:49.760 Imagine, a Canadian health official who's responsible for the decisions that's led to
00:02:55.060 this major crisis, and then asking them a question?
00:02:59.060 Thankfully, Justin Trudeau knows a racist when he sees one.
00:03:03.700 Thank you for pointing that out, Justin.
00:03:05.000 Oh, what a terrible image.
00:03:06.320 You see, after making his case that Dr. Tam is simply repeating what the World Health Organization
00:03:11.060 is saying, who's simply repeating what the Chinese Communist Party is saying, he asked,
00:03:15.660 who are you working for, Canada or China?
00:03:18.060 Poor Derek.
00:03:20.060 If he only would have directed that question towards a white Liberal Party member.
00:03:24.060 Things would be so much different.
00:03:26.060 We'd be calling him a conspiracy theorist.
00:03:29.060 This is Canada now.
00:03:31.060 Thanks for watching.
00:03:33.060 What do you think?