Greg Wycliffe - October 09, 2020


Climate Change PARODY (Closing Time - Semisonic)


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

96.231964

Word Count

458

Sentence Count

71


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 G-Dub
00:00:02.320 Let's save the world, you guys. Come on, let's do it.
00:00:09.740 Come on, guys, let's go. Let's do it.
00:00:12.920 Come on, you guys, let's go.
00:00:14.520 I'm vegan, and I got my organically sourced.
00:00:18.160 Climate change.
00:00:20.900 Open up your wallets to make weather change around the world.
00:00:26.660 Climate change.
00:00:31.000 Turn all of the lights off to save every boy and every girl.
00:00:38.760 Climate change.
00:00:41.520 It's last call for gasoline, so you won't need your car from here.
00:00:49.180 Climate change.
00:00:51.580 Let the children skip school, we'll be dead in ten.
00:00:56.660 Years. Yeah.
00:00:59.700 United Nations knows what's best for me.
00:01:04.740 United Nations knows what's best for you.
00:01:10.080 United Nations knows what's best for me.
00:01:14.940 And they need money.
00:01:17.960 Climate change.
00:01:22.920 If you deny the science, you'll be blamed for every hurricane.
00:01:30.920 Climate change.
00:01:33.560 Let's stop the big polluters, but be sure to never mention their names.
00:01:39.800 So gather up your plastics.
00:01:43.640 Forget that China exists.
00:01:45.640 And go to Starbucks all the same.
00:01:51.720 Climate change.
00:01:53.640 Because global warming didn't stick.
00:01:56.940 So here's some 16-year-old with brains.
00:02:00.860 Yeah.
00:02:02.100 United Nations knows what's best for me.
00:02:07.060 United Nations knows what's best for you.
00:02:12.560 United Nations knows what's best for me.
00:02:17.460 And they need money.
00:02:27.620 Climate action now.
00:02:30.800 Climate action now.
00:02:33.420 Climate action now.
00:02:36.120 For the planet.
00:02:37.620 For the children.
00:02:38.640 We need climate change.
00:02:46.720 We need climate change.
00:02:48.800 We need climate change.
00:02:49.300 Change the climate now.
00:02:51.040 Climate action now.
00:02:52.920 We want climate change now.
00:02:57.100 This is incredible.
00:02:59.220 Climate change.
00:03:01.860 Time for you to shut up.
00:03:03.940 Pay more taxes and eat more bucks.
00:03:10.720 United Nations knows what's best for me.
00:03:15.500 United Nations knows what's best for you.
00:03:21.020 United Nations knows what's best for me.
00:03:25.980 And they need money.
00:03:31.400 Climate change.
00:03:33.940 Global warming didn't stick.
00:03:36.560 So here's some 16-year-old with brains.
00:03:50.400 Do you believe in science or not?
00:03:52.660 You believe in science, don't you?
00:03:54.660 Do you believe in science or not?
00:03:56.760 No.
00:03:57.760 No.
00:04:01.380 Hi.
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00:04:16.880 Special thanks to Igor, my cameraman.
00:04:19.480 Special thanks to the people at DatBuzzTV for helping me make those climate change signs.
00:04:24.520 And a big special thanks to Kelly Lamb, or you might know her as Kelly Day, to help inspire the song originally.
00:04:29.800 And also provide that amazing footage from snowy Saskatchewan.
00:04:33.800 If you want to see my take on green energy and climate change, you can click here.
00:04:38.720 And if you want to see another video of mine, you can click here.
00:04:42.420 Otherwise, thank you so much for watching, and we'll talk to you soon.