Greg Wycliffe - October 18, 2020


COVID Goldfish


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

166.091

Word Count

1,106

Sentence Count

106


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 The virus came from China but we're supposed to call it COVID. Our leaders did nothing to prevent
00:00:06.320 it from spreading originally but no one seems to notice or we forgot or we don't remember. They say
00:00:13.120 no one could have predicted this yeah except for everyone that did back in December. Now the rules
00:00:19.600 change every five seconds like we're COVID goldfish. Don't celebrate Thanksgiving together,
00:00:24.960 wear masks everywhere you go. Seems like the real COVID test is to test us to see what we'll put up
00:00:30.560 with. Will Canadians complain? Will they stand up and say something? Well we have a black-faced fake
00:00:37.200 feminist breaking promises working with fake charities and we haven't said nothing. A gun
00:00:42.960 ban for hunters? Well illegal guns in Toronto keep pumping. Unfortunately being a Canadian is starting
00:00:48.960 to mean being a woke doormat, an indoctrinated comrade, or a naive country bumpkin. Shelters
00:00:56.880 are filling up. Tent cities are popping up. Indigenous reserves still get no love. You
00:01:01.120 think Trudeau cares about those Canadians? He clearly doesn't give a fuck. He loves giving
00:01:06.720 entire hotels to migrants though, many of whom illegally crossed our border and letting us
00:01:11.920 taxpayers cover the room service bill. Look at all these things I did not order. But do Canadians say
00:01:18.400 anything about that? Nope. We just roll over. We don't want to ruffle any feathers. We don't want
00:01:25.200 to upset anyone. We don't want to stir the pot. Our ancestors fought and died for our freedoms.
00:01:31.200 Now we just put on our mask and shut up. We don't ask any questions about the lopsided science they
00:01:38.160 spread. What about the lack of COVID deaths? Our rising debt? So many people are getting used to
00:01:43.200 getting their world view spoon-fed to them like they're brain dead. Listen to your heart, folks.
00:01:48.560 Because you might be as brainwashed as it gets. Like Justin Trudeau said, we're going into debt,
00:01:55.600 so you don't have to. You're either stupid, stupid, or fucking stupid if you think that's true. No one
00:02:03.520 making decisions right now seems to have any foresight. It's just, oh, what are we going to watch on
00:02:08.800 Netflix tonight? When's my Uber Eats going to arrive? All the world's problems will go away if
00:02:15.040 we just vote out that racist orange guy. And then we dive into our phones and we wonder why we feel
00:02:21.280 like we want to die. Trying to fill that void inside. Not that much has changed in the past year.
00:02:26.960 But what we're consuming has consumed our minds. The toxicity floods our eyes. Stress levels rise.
00:02:33.920 Reading line after line. Another article passes by. More outrage. False hopes. Half-truths. Entire lies.
00:02:40.720 Don't worry, guy. The new normal is just controlling your entire life. Your dream of owning a home or a
00:02:46.400 small business? Bye-bye! And really, who has died? All you hear about is more cases, more cases,
00:02:54.640 more sickness, more cases, not many more deaths at all in Canada, but more cases, more cases,
00:03:00.640 and still not a single statement or policy conversation about handling people differently
00:03:06.240 at different ages? Do you not see the dishonesty and incompetence coming from our so-called leaders?
00:03:11.920 I'm losing my patience. Oh, it's nothing like communism, son, my dad nervously says, trying to
00:03:17.760 ignore what's staring us right in our faces. Just agree with all communist ideals so you don't get
00:03:23.440 called racist. I mean, who benefits from these lockdowns anyway? Totalitarian politicians and
00:03:30.240 massive corporations. Do you think that has anything to do with helping Canadians? Please. The CBC exists
00:03:37.200 to keep you sedated and naive. And anyone who disagrees probably has a union job or is a federal employee.
00:03:43.280 And let's face it, if you work in the Canadian news media, you now fall under both categories.
00:03:48.640 Oh, relax, Greg. Lockdown is protecting people's lives and their health. Health? By encouraging people
00:03:55.200 to live in a cell? Don't exercise. Don't socialize. Use glory holes. Get used to being alone by yourself.
00:04:02.640 Everyone's staying inside. People are getting fatter, I'm sure. We cashed in on the CERB. Loved ones didn't
00:04:08.480 get to the hospital, didn't get cured. Now you still want us on lockdown after we flattened the curve.
00:04:14.000 Can we get back to work? Get back to the feeling of worth? Everyone is filled up with fear and losing
00:04:21.680 it because lockdown hurts. Fuck your social distance, mask wearing regiment. Deaths from
00:04:28.480 mental illness and lockdown consequences aren't mentioned in any measurements. Suicide rates are
00:04:33.600 up, homelessness and joblessness. All we hear is build back better. Just ask the green economist.
00:04:39.760 We're talking about face mask rules and not talking about the false positives. We're talking about fear,
00:04:46.160 fear and more fear building COVID centers like we're COVID communists. Empty hospitals and every
00:04:52.720 leader that isn't solely focused on getting things back to normal as soon as possible is full of it.
00:04:58.960 Dishonest pricks because for anyone who's watching parliament, it's just obnoxiousness. Nothing new there.
00:05:05.520 They just say they're opposites. They say they're on different teams, but it's getting pretty
00:05:09.200 fucking obvious. Hashtag Paris Accord, migration pact, agenda 2030. Look it up if you need to ask.
00:05:16.160 It's an elite club and you're not in it. Pay the taxes, bigot. And if you're a centrist or a leftist,
00:05:22.320 just believe everything they say and don't question a single bit of it. The press fear mongers faster than
00:05:29.280 the virus even spreads. It's real. Sure. But it's like the flu and the rest is in your head. Turn
00:05:35.200 on CBC, CNN, and you hear it from talking heads. It isn't hopeful. It isn't helping. It's just COVID,
00:05:41.120 COVID, COVID. Thanks for the anxiety and existential dread. You really think the news cares about your
00:05:46.640 mental health? Take a guess. I am sick. I'm sick from the doom and gloom. I'm sick of the dread. I'm
00:05:53.680 sick of being told to stay inside and breathe my own breath. I'm sick of living a life where I already
00:05:59.840 feel dead. And if you want some relief and you want to feel better and feel human again, look up from
00:06:05.920 your device and take a walk instead. Get some fresh air. Stretch your legs. Talk to a friend. This is not
00:06:12.560 normal. Do not roll over in your bed. Am I a crazy, paranoid, racist, conservative? No, but that's what
00:06:21.600 they'll try to call you in the press for simply standing up, stepping out of line and saying,
00:06:26.800 I want this lockdown to end. I'm a Canadian. My name's Greg. If you enjoyed that, feel free
00:06:37.520 to share that with a friend.