Greg Wycliffe - November 01, 2020


What Normies actually Believe ｜ Book of Mormon – I Believe PARODY - 2020 US ELECTION VIDEO


Episode Stats

Length

5 minutes

Words per Minute

96.45102

Word Count

491

Sentence Count

38


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Cheat up.
00:00:08.200 When Obama was president, my country was blessed.
00:00:12.980 So it happened.
00:00:15.100 My family and friends all got so depressed.
00:00:19.000 Cause Trump happened.
00:00:21.000 It was supposed to be all so exciting.
00:00:24.000 To be led by our Hillary.
00:00:26.700 But instead, the whole world was over.
00:00:30.680 Back in 2016.
00:00:33.040 Now the next election is here.
00:00:36.120 And the world's going to end again.
00:00:39.140 We must save everyone on the planet.
00:00:42.200 By voting for Joe Biden.
00:00:45.180 So he likes to smell the hair of young girls.
00:00:48.880 And his son smokes crack.
00:00:51.240 But he's not as gross as the other guy.
00:00:54.480 And his dementia's not that bad.
00:00:57.700 Now I must be a good Democrat.
00:01:00.440 And pity everyone that is black.
00:01:04.680 I believe
00:01:06.120 Donald Trump created all my problems.
00:01:10.720 I believe
00:01:11.880 They'll all go away once we vote Biden in.
00:01:16.100 And I believe
00:01:18.080 Black Lives Matter really gives a crap about black people.
00:01:22.140 I am a normie.
00:01:25.320 And a normie just believes.
00:01:29.320 You cannot just believe partway.
00:01:33.940 You have to believe in it all.
00:01:36.700 We have to learn from the science.
00:01:39.080 Like some women have dick and balls.
00:01:42.160 I'm gonna try to punch Republicans out.
00:01:45.100 I'm for love and equality.
00:01:48.000 Time to show the world that I can think for myself.
00:01:50.840 And listen to celebrities.
00:01:54.960 I believe
00:01:56.960 Cardi B has a sound opinion.
00:02:01.860 I believe
00:02:02.980 That Dwayne the Rock Johnson did his research.
00:02:07.980 I believe
00:02:09.400 Rich out of touch elites when they say we're in this together.
00:02:13.360 I am a moron
00:02:16.700 I mean normie
00:02:18.120 And a normie just believes.
00:02:20.540 I know that I must go and post
00:02:25.500 The things Oprah commands
00:02:27.960 Log in to Instagram
00:02:30.140 And post black squares
00:02:32.260 I watch the CNN
00:02:36.000 The most trusted name in news
00:02:39.620 Just watch more TV
00:02:41.760 And have no fear
00:02:44.340 Oh man, your fucking brother's here again.
00:02:49.880 Really?
00:02:51.780 I believe
00:02:53.540 That you're a piece of shit
00:02:57.780 I believe
00:02:59.080 That half the country are toothless racist hicks
00:03:03.520 And I believe
00:03:05.220 Record low unemployment for blacks was because of Obama
00:03:09.400 Obama
00:03:10.980 You can be a normie
00:03:14.040 A normie who just believes
00:03:18.040 Bro, why do you keep doing this?
00:03:20.260 And now I can feel the excitement
00:03:22.100 This is the moment I was born to do
00:03:24.760 You're nothing but deplorable
00:03:28.100 It's okay if I hate you
00:03:30.700 The pundits say you're the worst
00:03:33.640 And Anderson Cooper knows
00:03:36.680 You may be a member of my family
00:03:39.220 But I have more faith
00:03:40.920 In my TV shows
00:03:44.100 I believe
00:03:46.260 If you question mainstream news
00:03:50.080 You're evil
00:03:50.860 I believe
00:03:52.600 Censorship on big tech platforms
00:03:55.320 Is a good thing
00:03:56.480 And I believe
00:03:58.320 Hunter Biden smoking crack with his niece
00:04:00.840 Is completely irrelevant
00:04:02.320 If you disagree
00:04:05.980 Then we'll see it
00:04:07.660 Don't think critically
00:04:09.180 Just believe it
00:04:11.060 You'll be a normie
00:04:14.300 Guess what?
00:04:15.820 A normie just
00:04:18.060 Believes
00:04:20.320 I believe
00:04:24.320 I believe
00:04:25.320 I believe
00:04:27.320 I believe
00:04:32.320 If you're in the States
00:04:56.580 Make sure you go and vote
00:04:58.140 Otherwise
00:04:59.020 We'll talk to you soon
00:05:00.440 You're welcome
00:05:02.440 You're welcome
00:05:03.440 You're welcome
00:05:04.440 You're welcome