Greg Wycliffe - October 05, 2023


Song about Living in Canada in 2023


Episode Stats

Length

1 minute

Words per Minute

122.99465

Word Count

184

Sentence Count

17


Summary

I wrote a song about what it's like to live in Canada in 2023, and it's coming to you on October 20th in Toronto, where you can watch me perform my musical comedy live with other musical comedians in the city who like to make fun of Justin Trudeau.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 A lot of people are complaining about living in Canada and saying that they want to leave.
00:00:04.160 I wrote a song about what it's like to live in Canada in 2023.
00:00:10.720 Kill me, look at the price of groceries. I dream I could afford some gas. Dream big,
00:00:22.880 could I afford a home? Taxes here will fuck you so the answer is no. Oh, kill me.
00:00:34.720 I don't want to hear Trudeau's voice. My money supports the Ukraine war and crappy health care
00:00:45.600 and refugees who live in hotels who will probably vote for Jagmeet.
00:00:51.360 So kill me.
00:00:56.480 Hey everyone, Friday, October 20th in Toronto. You can watch me perform my musical comedy live,
00:01:02.400 along with other musical comedians in the city who like to make fun of Justin Trudeau and that sort
00:01:07.680 of thing. And there's Janice Israel Nott who has a song about normies, for example. Should be a really
00:01:12.160 fun night. The tickets are at Eventbrite. There's an early bird price right now and should be a lot
00:01:17.280 of fun. And hopefully it'll encourage you not to get made. Yeah.