EPISODE 349: A KYLE RITTENHOUSE CHRISTMAS
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Summary
Kyle Rittenhouse talks about the importance of Christmas to him and his family and what they do to celebrate the season. He also talks about his favorite Christmas movies and what he does for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.
Transcript
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard today's edition of Human Events Daily for a very
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important, very important human event. Ladies and gentlemen, it is a Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas.
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As you can see, as you can see, we are here. We are here at AmericaFest. We're here with Santa and all of his elves are behind us.
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And we are here to talk about the importance of Christmas to Kyle Rittenhouse. Kyle, welcome to the show.
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Absolutely. Baby Jesus. Happy birthday, baby Jesus. Happy birthday, baby Jesus.
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Now, Kyle, tell me, I want to get into, though, what are some of the Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas traditions?
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You know, when I look at it as a dad, right, so I've got two little boys now and you have to sort of be there to make the traditions for them.
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So some of our, we do the tree, of course, we do presents on the morning, not the night before.
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We'll do Christmas Eve, you know, we'll go to church or either Christmas morning, usually Christmas Eve, not midnight.
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I want to get there, but kids aren't old enough yet. We do the music. We do nothing.
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We like driving around looking at Christmas lights. That's something we try to do around that time.
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We'll go to shows. But what about you? What are some of the Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas traditions?
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You know, usually on Christmas Eve, we got to open a Christmas gift early.
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No, we do Christmas morning, but we get like one gift Christmas Eve.
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We'd watch movies. We'd spend time as a family.
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Gotta do movies. We eat food at Christmas Eve. We have the big dinner at Christmas Eve.
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We go to my grandma's house and just spend time as a family, hang out.
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Now, is this the first time you met the family?
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I spent a lot of time with them. It's really fun.
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I've really gotten to know them over the past couple months.
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All right. You said movies, though, so I got to ask. What is on the list? What are Kyle Rittenhouse's favorite Christmas movies?
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You know, it's a toss-up between Elf and A Christmas Story.
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So let's walk through the two. Let's walk through them.
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All right. So Christmas Story, right, that's Little Ralphie.
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You know, you've dealt with bullies. He had to deal with bullies. It is what it is.
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I'll send you a photo to throw in post. I wear contacts right now.
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Have you ever gone as Little Ralphie for Halloween?
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I used to be a police scorer. I used to do Shop with a Cop, and that's another thing I used to do.
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But you reminded me, I actually have a photo from Shop with a cop with a police officer friend of mine.
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He said I look like Ralphie, pulled up a picture of Ralphie, and held it to my face and took a selfie,
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It's never been released before. The world's going to see it for the first time.
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You have an exclusive photo of Kyle Rittenhouse and a police officer where he looks like Little Ralphie.
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So what about Elf puts it at the top of your list?
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He's saying funny things like singing to his dad, you're my dad, you're my dad.
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And then calling people cotton-headed nitty-mugget.
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Now, Elf was weird for me because, a little bit weird, because when it came out, I was like old enough
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that I wasn't really watching kids' movies anymore, and then I've never really gone back
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and watched it with my—and my kids aren't quite old enough to watch it yet.
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So you've got to break it down for me and break it for the audience if they're not familiar with Elf.
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He ends up in the North Pole, and then he ends up getting raised by elves,
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Leaves the North Pole, goes to New York, finds his dad.
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Ends up going in, and Christmas spirit's low, saves Christmas, and that's just the rundown.
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And I'll tell you what, one thing that I'll do with Tanya, honestly, and it's a weird way,
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and I'm just going to say it, but we actually watch Hallmark movies, man, because—
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Most of all grandmas watch Hallmark movies, but Hollywood movies suck so much, and they're
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so woke and crazy, and you put them on, and they're insane, and it's like, whoa, every
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Hallmark movie is the same, and I'm like, yes, exactly, and that's why I like about it.
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They got back together because they went to this little town in Vermont.
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They had a good one this year with—it was like a period piece.
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It was like in the 1950s, and this girl, and she wanted to be a rock cat, and so it's like
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she goes to Radio City and all this stuff, and I'm like, it's just a good, normal, fun movie
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that depicts basic, simple relationships, which, of course, Hollywood is completely opposed
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to, so they're never going to show stuff like that in movies.
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That's why I'm going to have to go and check out some of these Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Jack, what would you recommend to me for the first Hallmark to watch for Christmas?
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The first one on the spot for Kyle Rittenhouse.
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It ain't so much that I want to watch the Hallmark movies, but—
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You're about to admit something on camera that you may get in trouble for later.
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Because you know she wants to watch the movie, and it gets her in the Christmas spirit, and
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There's that line about happy wife, happy life, and there's truth to that, but it's
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Because I think a lot of guys hear happy wife, happy life, and they say, oh, well,
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your wife should just, you know, let your girl do whatever she wants, and you always
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have to listen to her, and you always have to—come on, and that's—just be a pushover.
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And that's—no, you have to have equal parts in a relationship.
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But at the same time, like, I'm just saying, like, my wife's from Eastern Europe, and I
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got to tell you, you know, you want her in a good mood.
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And so, you watch the Hallmark movies, and honestly, it kind of don't, like, it kind
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of don't matter to an extent, but I like the ones that are a little bit interesting.
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So, the one with the rockets was good, because it's like a period piece.
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With, like, a background story, like an investigative type story.
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There's, like, Christmas in Rome, Christmas in Veo, Colorado, Christmas in Aspen.
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There was an Iceland one, and they actually go and film it in Iceland.
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So, you're actually, like, seeing what the country is like.
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You're not seeing some green screen thing, and they're, like, not adding pixels to the
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There's, you know, I'll do Christmas Story, obviously, 100%.
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I got to say, it—that movie, it—it grew on me.
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It grew on me because it, you know, not to get too serious here, but the story that they
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talk about, about what's important in life, is it important to, uh, you know, what, you
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know, the main character, and he wants to travel, right?
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And he wants to travel and see the world, and then he never does.
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And he feels like he's this big failure, and his brother goes off to war and becomes
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But at the end of the day, it's—he has to learn what's important in life, and that's
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He has these amazing kids, huge house, and he's upset.
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And he goes and wants to commit suicide, which it's, like, kind of serious, right?
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We don't talk about how serious of a movie that is, that it literally has a scene where
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And, um, you know, George, it's me, George Bailey.
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You know, and, uh, he—he then gets a vision of what the world would be like without him.
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But also, what's interesting about when he has that—that—and it's an angel, Clarence,
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that comes in and—and shows him this—this world of without—if he was never born, that the town,
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And this is what's interesting to me, because the town in that world, it's not Bedford Falls
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And Bedford Falls would be kind of like Kenosha, right?
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Just, like, this idyllic, nice—I guess it's upstate New York, but, you know, it could be
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And it's—well, nobody's burning it down in that case.
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But it—it's—it—instead, this, like, the rich landowner takes over everything, and,
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like, it's all gambling, and it's prostitution, and everybody's at a bar, and everybody's
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And it's like, well, shouldn't we as a country, if we just want to make money and we just care
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about those things, then shouldn't we just turn every little town into Las Vegas and,
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And it's like, no, we—we don't want that for our communities.
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And so, to me, that's kind of like the secondary, you know, story underneath there.
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But it's not just about the importance of family and the importance of putting that
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It's also this idea that our world, you know, and what he does is to help fight back against
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some of those forces that push against their town and doesn't want to turn it into something
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He wants it to be a nice town where good people can have a community, have those bonds
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That's my whole take on It's a Wonderful Life, and I think it's a very good movie.
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I think it's a dangerous movie to a lot of those things that Hollywood pushes.
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I think it's a movie that I'm going to go check out.
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I think there's a lot to learn from that movie.
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So, I will say one thing, man, and this is like, I finally got Tanya into it, right?
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We watch all of our movies at around 1.25 or 1.5.
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Look, think about, all right, think of some of those TV series out there, right?
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There's episodes where like, you know, it's Yellowstone.
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They're just like riding around the ranch for the whole episode.
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Well, imagine that if you weren't wasting an hour of your time while you're doing that,
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boom, you've got, now it's only 20 minutes, 30 minutes of your time.
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I'm telling you, it makes so much of these things a lot nicer to watch.
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Is it like, is it like extremely fast where you can't keep up with it?
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Or is it just enough to where you're like, okay, I know what's going on.
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I can understand the plot of the movie, but I'm not wasting an hour watching people do
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There's like some quiet, you know, there's like really long, drawn out scenes.
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Now, all right, let's get back to the other one.
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I like that one, you know, but we also have to look at it because, you know, it's not
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just, it's not just Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas.
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It's not just Jack Posobiec's Christmas because there's other people out there that celebrate
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You know, they probably go to Fox News headquarters and burn their Christmas trees.
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So, Antifa's Christmas, it's like attacking Christmas.
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How many drugs do you think Antifa does on Christmas Eve?
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Just, just, like, I mean, they're just sucking down.
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I mean, guys, Antifa, be careful, by the way, on Christmas Eve, because you don't want
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You know, like, you don't want to drink the eggnog and then you're done for.
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It's, imagine seeing, and I'll post a picture of this, or my friend Tyler posted some pictures
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He did some Christmas photos with his family, like, oh, this is terrible.
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I'm like, it's a happy family and kids with a Christmas tree.
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It's like, why does it make them so upset to see those things?
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They see people like you, like me, like Charlie.
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And we'll post a picture that has nothing to do with politics, nothing to do with what's
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It'll be a picture of like, I saw one of Charlie and his newborn baby and Erica.
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The things people comment are just so evil and cool.
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I'm like, it's a picture with him and his family.
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And then you guys, the ones I get, I'm just going to say it, man.
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And I know Skylar's sitting right here off the thing, but the TikToks, we got to, are you
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But the amount of triggering that you guys cause when you do those TikToks, who knew?
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You should do, you guys should do like total Christmas songs, lip syncing, the whole nine
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If we get 2 million views on this video and 1 million followers on my Twitter, I'm almost
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If you get a million, what do you got right now?
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So if we do that, by the end of the year, we will start a TikTok together.
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And we will, we will put dance moves up for one month.
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You just said in the podcast, we have to do it.
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I mean, would you do dances to the Christmas songs?
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So the Christmas songs only just to clarify, just to clarify, just to clarify, just Christmas
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Now, even after the Christmas season, because we'll, we'll go all the way because my wife's
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But you have to be part of the TikTok dances, Jack.
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Wait, I, I, I, I didn't sign up for any, what, what is it?
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I don't know how to do, I don't do, I don't do the dances.
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The TikTok dances, if posts, all right, we're open Tanya in then.
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If we rope Tanya in, all right, then we'll do them.
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I'll, I'll set up, Skylar could set up the, uh, uh, the choreography, uh, for the TikTok
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And then while we're sipping cocoa and with stirring it with our little candy canes.
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Because it's, here's what they don't understand.
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They don't, they, they don't understand just like being normal.
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They hate people who are not bio-degenerate trash.
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They don't want to go out and get a job and they don't want to do anything for themselves
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It's, it's, it's, it's, and, and, and I'm, I'm, you know, you're, you're generally not
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Now, I've got to imagine Antifa, generally not a fan.
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So when it comes to Antifa, they're on the naughty list.
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You know, I don't think Sam's going to be putting any.
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Let's do, let's do, let's do, let's do rapid fire.
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I didn't show if that was a troll or whatever, but he's just saying USA.
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The FBI had footage of the night in question of everything that happened from an aircraft
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Like, I remember one post very, very discreetly where she was at the border.
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When she's at the chains and she said, oh, they're holding the migrant children.
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I'm trying to think of some other folks that might be involved in this because we have a
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And believe me, folks, you do not want to be on Kyle Rittenhouse's naughty list.
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And I believe at the time of recording this, you're going to be, have we announced yet?
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So I am going to be going on Tim Pool's show here in Arizona, his live show for the first
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I don't think, I think this actually airs after, if I'm correct.
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They just had O.J. Simpson on and that was very.
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You know, I'm not going to comment on that one.
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Let's take a look because we got to tell, we got to get into, all right, what's, we got
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to get into, and producer Angela was asking, he said, what are some of the stories that
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might be, you know, sort of the embarrassing stories?
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What are some of the worst Christmas stories that you have out there?
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Do you have, what's, you know, some of the worst presents, that kind of stuff?
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He used to, he would play that game of like, he would, he would get, you would get a box
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and there would be like, um, there would be like the ugliest sweater or like this really
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disgusting, like used pair of underwear on top.
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And then you'd, and then you'd open it and there'd be something like a toy under it.
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There'd be, you know, that was like the fake it, but the worst one ever, my older cousin,
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I don't watch as much as I used to, but, but you remember Mr. Hankey from South Park.
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So my older cousins knew that I was a fan of Mr. Mr. Hankey at South Park.
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And so they went and they got me and they were so excited.
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And they were like, you were like, Jack, we got you this present.
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And then they, and I was green wrapping paper with a big bow on top and they go open up
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I open up and it's just, it's just a full on log of dookie, like just a huge giant piece
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of crap lying in like a festive, you know, uh, you know, Saram wrap and everything in
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And they're like, look, Jack, it's Mr. Hankey, your favorite.
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And I open up and I'm like, gee, gee, thanks guys.
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And I don't know, man, like you talk about a crappy guest.
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Like having older cousins, older brothers, you know, that kind of thing though.
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It's like, you, we've lost that, you know, so much in society.
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It's like, you gotta, you gotta do something, you gotta get scrapes and bruises and bust
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on each other a little bit, because that's how guys are and they don't want guys to be
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Like, this is like, and that's what people need to understand that, that, that they need
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to have the book, we're, we're here, which are, it's our last minute and a half.
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I know I said this on the phone to you the other day when we were talking about the interview
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and, and no, I'm not going to tell you to lay off the candy canes.
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Uh, but, but what I will say is I would love if by next Christmas that I've got a Kyle
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Rittenhouse book that I could be buying for my father to put under the table.
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Will you write the Kyle Rittenhouse book to tell your side of the story?
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Jack, you will be the first person I will tell, but I'm not going to release anything
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I will tell you, you will be the first person I tell Jack.
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I think there's a lot of people that want that.
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You'll be the first one I tell when we're releasing it.
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What is your message to Antifa, to the bingers, to the live, to the left, to the trolls?
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Merry Christmas to the trolls, the losers, the haters.
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But what's your message for the fans, the real ones out there?
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Thank you for the prayers, the donations, the kind messages, the battles you guys fight
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Thank you guys for being activists and loud and awesome and just celebrating America.
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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Kyle Rittenhouse.
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