Human Events Daily with Jack Posobiec - December 23, 2022


EPISODE 349: A KYLE RITTENHOUSE CHRISTMAS


Episode Stats

Length

25 minutes

Words per Minute

196.21945

Word Count

5,038

Sentence Count

557

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Kyle Rittenhouse talks about the importance of Christmas to him and his family and what they do to celebrate the season. He also talks about his favorite Christmas movies and what he does for Christmas Eve and Christmas Day.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard today's edition of Human Events Daily for a very
00:00:14.860 important, very important human event. Ladies and gentlemen, it is a Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas.
00:00:22.200 As you can see, as you can see, we are here. We are here at AmericaFest. We're here with Santa and all of his elves are behind us.
00:00:33.620 And we are here to talk about the importance of Christmas to Kyle Rittenhouse. Kyle, welcome to the show.
00:00:39.660 Absolutely. Baby Jesus. Happy birthday, baby Jesus. Happy birthday, baby Jesus.
00:00:44.820 Now, Kyle, tell me, I want to get into, though, what are some of the Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas traditions?
00:00:52.180 You know, when I look at it as a dad, right, so I've got two little boys now and you have to sort of be there to make the traditions for them.
00:01:02.020 So some of our, we do the tree, of course, we do presents on the morning, not the night before.
00:01:08.020 We'll do Christmas Eve, you know, we'll go to church or either Christmas morning, usually Christmas Eve, not midnight.
00:01:12.700 I want to get there, but kids aren't old enough yet. We do the music. We do nothing.
00:01:17.520 We like driving around looking at Christmas lights. That's something we try to do around that time.
00:01:22.000 We'll go to shows. But what about you? What are some of the Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas traditions?
00:01:26.760 You know, usually on Christmas Eve, we got to open a Christmas gift early.
00:01:30.440 Oh, so you'll do Christmas Eve?
00:01:31.760 No, we do Christmas morning, but we get like one gift Christmas Eve.
00:01:35.820 We'd watch movies. We'd spend time as a family.
00:01:40.740 Gotta do movies. We eat food at Christmas Eve. We have the big dinner at Christmas Eve.
00:01:43.980 Yeah, you do the big dinner?
00:01:44.520 We go to my grandma's house and just spend time as a family, hang out.
00:01:48.220 This year, I'm going to my girlfriend's house.
00:01:50.120 Okay.
00:01:50.680 So it's going to be fun spending Christmas.
00:01:51.720 Now, is this the first time you met the family?
00:01:53.320 No.
00:01:54.180 No.
00:01:54.520 Oh, okay.
00:01:55.220 No. I met them a couple months ago.
00:01:57.820 I spent a lot of time with them. It's really fun.
00:02:00.000 I've really gotten to know them over the past couple months.
00:02:02.140 There you go. There you go.
00:02:03.120 All right. You said movies, though, so I got to ask. What is on the list? What are Kyle Rittenhouse's favorite Christmas movies?
00:02:12.500 You know, it's a toss-up between Elf and A Christmas Story.
00:02:15.840 Elf and A Christmas Story. All right.
00:02:17.720 So let's walk through the two. Let's walk through them.
00:02:20.840 All right. So Christmas Story, right, that's Little Ralphie.
00:02:24.300 Little Ralphie.
00:02:24.980 Which is basically you, but with glasses.
00:02:28.580 I was just about to say that.
00:02:30.560 You know, basically you, but with glasses.
00:02:32.760 You know, you've dealt with bullies. He had to deal with bullies. It is what it is.
00:02:36.700 I'll send you a photo to throw in post. I wear contacts right now.
00:02:40.720 Have you ever gone as Little Ralphie for Halloween?
00:02:43.300 No. No. So I got a funny story.
00:02:45.440 I used to be a police scorer. I used to do Shop with a Cop, and that's another thing I used to do.
00:02:48.880 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:49.460 But you reminded me, I actually have a photo from Shop with a cop with a police officer friend of mine.
00:02:56.120 He said I look like Ralphie, pulled up a picture of Ralphie, and held it to my face and took a selfie,
00:03:00.820 and I'll send it to you to put in post.
00:03:02.320 Oh, my gosh.
00:03:02.760 It's never been released before. The world's going to see it for the first time.
00:03:05.220 You have an exclusive photo of Kyle Rittenhouse and a police officer where he looks like Little Ralphie.
00:03:11.320 Come on, people.
00:03:12.600 But then you have Elf.
00:03:14.100 Okay, you've got Elf.
00:03:15.100 So what about Elf puts it at the top of your list?
00:03:19.980 You know, he's drinking maple syrup.
00:03:21.760 Yeah.
00:03:22.060 He's saying funny things like singing to his dad, you're my dad, you're my dad.
00:03:26.080 Yeah.
00:03:26.400 And then calling people cotton-headed nitty-mugget.
00:03:28.720 You can't get any better than that, Jack.
00:03:31.380 Now, Elf was weird for me because, a little bit weird, because when it came out, I was like old enough
00:03:40.100 that I wasn't really watching kids' movies anymore, and then I've never really gone back
00:03:44.900 and watched it with my—and my kids aren't quite old enough to watch it yet.
00:03:48.420 So you've got to break it down for me and break it for the audience if they're not familiar with Elf.
00:03:53.820 Why is it that that one really speaks to you?
00:03:56.820 So, essentially—
00:03:58.080 What's your take on Elf?
00:03:59.120 Let me put it that way.
00:03:59.760 What's your take?
00:04:00.480 Elf was an orphan.
00:04:01.700 He woke up.
00:04:03.100 He snuck out of his crib.
00:04:05.400 He ended up going into Santa's bag.
00:04:08.080 Santa—I'm going to say it—kindnapped him.
00:04:10.540 Just kidding.
00:04:12.600 He ends up in the North Pole, and then he ends up getting raised by elves,
00:04:16.100 and then he's eventually too big.
00:04:17.360 Leaves the North Pole, goes to New York, finds his dad.
00:04:21.180 His dad is like, what is going on?
00:04:23.480 Ends up going in, and Christmas spirit's low, saves Christmas, and that's just the rundown.
00:04:29.180 Boom.
00:04:29.740 Amazing, right?
00:04:30.540 Classic story.
00:04:31.400 And I'll tell you what, one thing that I'll do with Tanya, honestly, and it's a weird way,
00:04:38.840 and I'm just going to say it, but we actually watch Hallmark movies, man, because—
00:04:44.400 My grandma watches Hallmark movies.
00:04:46.240 Most of all grandmas watch Hallmark movies, but Hollywood movies suck so much, and they're
00:04:53.000 so woke and crazy, and you put them on, and they're insane, and it's like, whoa, every
00:05:00.660 Hallmark movie is the same, and I'm like, yes, exactly, and that's why I like about it.
00:05:05.220 Hallmark hasn't gone woke yet.
00:05:06.840 It's not woke.
00:05:08.040 They're normal people.
00:05:09.660 They have normal relationships.
00:05:11.900 There's one we just watched.
00:05:13.080 They were married, and they were coming apart.
00:05:17.220 They got back together because they went to this little town in Vermont.
00:05:19.340 I'm like, great.
00:05:20.160 I love it.
00:05:21.040 It's perfect.
00:05:21.540 They do have some interesting ones.
00:05:22.900 They had a good one this year with—it was like a period piece.
00:05:26.000 It was like in the 1950s, and this girl, and she wanted to be a rock cat, and so it's like
00:05:30.920 she goes to Radio City and all this stuff, and I'm like, it's just a good, normal, fun movie
00:05:36.980 that depicts basic, simple relationships, which, of course, Hollywood is completely opposed
00:05:45.320 to, so they're never going to show stuff like that in movies.
00:05:48.460 Absolutely.
00:05:49.600 Absolutely.
00:05:50.080 Hollywood censors all that.
00:05:52.300 That's why I'm going to have to go and check out some of these Hallmark Christmas movies.
00:05:56.740 Jack, what would you recommend to me for the first Hallmark to watch for Christmas?
00:06:01.720 The first one.
00:06:02.780 What would you recommend?
00:06:03.580 Oh, man.
00:06:04.240 The first one on the spot for Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:06:06.240 Well, it's more—I'll tell you what this.
00:06:07.440 I'll tell you what this.
00:06:07.840 Look, look.
00:06:09.380 Here's the other thing, right?
00:06:11.220 It ain't so much that I want to watch the Hallmark movies, but—
00:06:15.520 Jack, be careful.
00:06:16.200 You're about to admit something on camera that you may get in trouble for later.
00:06:19.560 Oh, I'll admit it, all right?
00:06:20.580 You do it for her, right?
00:06:22.120 Because you know she wants to watch the movie, and it gets her in the Christmas spirit, and
00:06:27.560 she's all nice and happy afterwards.
00:06:30.380 And look, you know, like, I'll say this.
00:06:33.340 There's that line about happy wife, happy life, and there's truth to that, but it's
00:06:37.580 not completely true.
00:06:38.520 Because I think a lot of guys hear happy wife, happy life, and they say, oh, well,
00:06:44.300 your wife should just, you know, let your girl do whatever she wants, and you always
00:06:47.440 have to listen to her, and you always have to—come on, and that's—just be a pushover.
00:06:51.880 And that's—no, you have to have equal parts in a relationship.
00:06:55.020 But at the same time, like, I'm just saying, like, my wife's from Eastern Europe, and I
00:06:59.380 got to tell you, you know, you want her in a good mood.
00:07:03.280 They run hot and cold.
00:07:04.640 What can I say?
00:07:05.180 They run hot and cold.
00:07:06.260 And so, you watch the Hallmark movies, and honestly, it kind of don't, like, it kind
00:07:11.240 of don't matter to an extent, but I like the ones that are a little bit interesting.
00:07:16.560 So, the one with the rockets was good, because it's like a period piece.
00:07:20.100 With, like, a background story, like an investigative type story.
00:07:23.220 There's some that are, like, mysteries.
00:07:26.220 There's travel ones that are good, too.
00:07:27.860 There's, like, Christmas in Rome, Christmas in Veo, Colorado, Christmas in Aspen.
00:07:32.320 There was an Iceland one, and they actually go and film it in Iceland.
00:07:36.240 So, you're actually, like, seeing what the country is like.
00:07:39.600 You're not seeing some green screen thing, and they're, like, not adding pixels to the
00:07:44.320 thing.
00:07:44.560 No, no, no.
00:07:45.260 They'll go there.
00:07:46.780 And it's just fun.
00:07:47.560 Those are really cool.
00:07:49.980 And it's—no, you want to talk to me.
00:07:52.680 There's, you know, I'll do Christmas Story, obviously, 100%.
00:07:56.620 We watch it every year.
00:07:59.160 Um, then it's a wonderful life, though.
00:08:02.120 I got to say, it—that movie, it—it grew on me.
00:08:05.600 It grew on me because it, you know, not to get too serious here, but the story that they
00:08:13.040 talk about, about what's important in life, is it important to, uh, you know, what, you
00:08:20.300 know, the main character, and he wants to travel, right?
00:08:22.200 And he wants to travel and see the world, and then he never does.
00:08:23.960 And he feels like he's this big failure, and his brother goes off to war and becomes
00:08:27.940 this big hero.
00:08:29.300 But at the end of the day, it's—he has to learn what's important in life, and that's
00:08:35.020 family.
00:08:35.420 And he has this beautiful family.
00:08:36.820 His wife's gorgeous.
00:08:37.780 He has these amazing kids, huge house, and he's upset.
00:08:41.860 And he goes and wants to commit suicide, which it's, like, kind of serious, right?
00:08:46.580 Yeah.
00:08:46.720 We don't talk about how serious of a movie that is, that it literally has a scene where
00:08:50.460 he almost commits suicide in it.
00:08:52.960 And, um, you know, George, it's me, George Bailey.
00:08:56.700 Don't you know me, Mary?
00:08:58.180 You know, and, uh, he—he then gets a vision of what the world would be like without him.
00:09:03.120 But also, what's interesting about when he has that—that—and it's an angel, Clarence,
00:09:07.540 that comes in and—and shows him this—this world of without—if he was never born, that the town,
00:09:13.740 right?
00:09:14.220 And this is what's interesting to me, because the town in that world, it's not Bedford Falls
00:09:18.720 anymore, right?
00:09:20.100 And Bedford Falls would be kind of like Kenosha, right?
00:09:23.280 Just, like, this idyllic, nice—I guess it's upstate New York, but, you know, it could be
00:09:28.040 any small town in the USA.
00:09:30.160 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:31.260 And it's—well, nobody's burning it down in that case.
00:09:34.260 But it—it's—it—instead, this, like, the rich landowner takes over everything, and,
00:09:41.520 like, it's all gambling, and it's prostitution, and everybody's at a bar, and everybody's
00:09:46.280 getting trashed all over the place.
00:09:48.380 And it's like, well, shouldn't we as a country, if we just want to make money and we just care
00:09:54.500 about those things, then shouldn't we just turn every little town into Las Vegas and,
00:09:58.920 you know, Sin City?
00:10:00.080 Who cares, right?
00:10:01.040 And it's like, no, we—we don't want that for our communities.
00:10:05.440 We don't want that for our families.
00:10:07.220 We actually want things that are real.
00:10:09.940 And so, to me, that's kind of like the secondary, you know, story underneath there.
00:10:15.360 But it's not just about the importance of family and the importance of putting that
00:10:18.000 ahead of yourself.
00:10:19.020 It's also this idea that our world, you know, and what he does is to help fight back against
00:10:26.080 some of those forces that push against their town and doesn't want to turn it into something
00:10:32.340 crazy like that.
00:10:33.340 He wants it to be a nice town where good people can have a community, have those bonds
00:10:39.000 of family, and then live.
00:10:40.700 So, I don't know.
00:10:41.580 That's my whole take on It's a Wonderful Life, and I think it's a very good movie.
00:10:45.960 I think it's a dangerous movie to a lot of those things that Hollywood pushes.
00:10:50.180 Yeah, absolutely.
00:10:51.580 That seems like a very inspirational movie.
00:10:54.200 I think it's a movie that I'm going to go check out.
00:10:56.940 I think there's a lot to learn from that movie.
00:10:58.860 It totally is.
00:10:59.800 So, I will say one thing, man, and this is like, I finally got Tanya into it, right?
00:11:05.280 I'll tell you right now.
00:11:06.500 We watch all of our movies at around 1.25 or 1.5.
00:11:12.000 We do it.
00:11:12.980 We do like the fast speed movies.
00:11:16.200 Have you tried this yet?
00:11:17.540 No.
00:11:18.380 I'm telling you.
00:11:19.040 Look, think about, all right, think of some of those TV series out there, right?
00:11:22.220 They suck.
00:11:23.760 They're so long.
00:11:25.020 There's like all this fluff.
00:11:27.040 There's episodes where like, you know, it's Yellowstone.
00:11:29.540 They're just like riding around the ranch for the whole episode.
00:11:31.800 Nothing happens the last couple of minutes.
00:11:33.640 Well, imagine that if you weren't wasting an hour of your time while you're doing that,
00:11:37.480 boom, you've got, now it's only 20 minutes, 30 minutes of your time.
00:11:41.840 I'm telling you, it makes so much of these things a lot nicer to watch.
00:11:46.260 I'm going to try that.
00:11:47.580 I'm going to try that tonight.
00:11:48.920 I think that's awesome.
00:11:50.600 I try to watch a movie.
00:11:52.200 It's an acquired thing.
00:11:53.720 Is it like, is it like extremely fast where you can't keep up with it?
00:11:57.320 No.
00:11:57.480 Or is it just enough to where you're like, okay, I know what's going on.
00:12:00.940 It's not.
00:12:01.180 This is enjoyable.
00:12:02.620 I can understand the plot of the movie, but I'm not wasting an hour watching people do
00:12:08.080 nothing besides sit there.
00:12:09.480 Exactly.
00:12:09.780 There's like some quiet, you know, there's like really long, drawn out scenes.
00:12:13.500 It's boring.
00:12:14.120 It's like, what are you doing?
00:12:15.120 You lose the audience's attention.
00:12:16.840 Yeah, you totally lose attention.
00:12:17.740 Now, all right, let's get back to the other one.
00:12:19.460 Family Man, Nicolas Cage.
00:12:20.840 It's similar to that one.
00:12:21.640 I like that one, you know, but we also have to look at it because, you know, it's not
00:12:27.640 just, it's not just Kyle Rittenhouse Christmas.
00:12:29.380 It's not just Jack Posobiec's Christmas because there's other people out there that celebrate
00:12:33.600 Christmas.
00:12:34.100 What would you say?
00:12:35.700 Do you think Antifa celebrates Christmas?
00:12:40.320 You know, they probably go to Fox News headquarters and burn their Christmas trees.
00:12:45.220 Let's just try to burn the Christmas trees.
00:12:46.540 So, an Antifa, oh, I see.
00:12:48.380 So, Antifa's Christmas, it's like attacking Christmas.
00:12:52.060 So, they're running around.
00:12:52.900 Christmas is a burn cell, right?
00:12:53.740 So, they have to burn it down.
00:12:55.580 How many drugs do you think Antifa does on Christmas Eve?
00:12:58.640 Oh, wow.
00:13:01.460 You know.
00:13:03.220 Just, just, like, I mean, they're just sucking down.
00:13:05.780 Oh, and the fentanyl.
00:13:06.380 I mean, the fentanyl.
00:13:07.100 I mean, guys, Antifa, be careful, by the way, on Christmas Eve, because you don't want
00:13:12.860 fentanyl spiked in your eggnog, right?
00:13:15.060 You know, like, you don't want to drink the eggnog and then you're done for.
00:13:18.880 But it's like, these guys, they hate life.
00:13:21.540 It's, imagine seeing, and I'll post a picture of this, or my friend Tyler posted some pictures
00:13:26.780 earlier.
00:13:27.120 He did some Christmas photos with his family, like, oh, this is terrible.
00:13:31.040 This is disgusting.
00:13:31.800 I'm like, it's a happy family and kids with a Christmas tree.
00:13:36.500 It's like, why does it make them so upset to see those things?
00:13:40.900 You know, they get so offended.
00:13:43.040 They see people living their lives.
00:13:44.660 They see people like you, like me, like Charlie.
00:13:47.320 And we'll post a picture that has nothing to do with politics, nothing to do with what's
00:13:51.880 happening.
00:13:52.480 Nothing.
00:13:53.040 It'll be a picture of like, I saw one of Charlie and his newborn baby and Erica.
00:13:57.940 Yeah, yeah.
00:13:58.300 Congrats to them.
00:13:59.380 Yeah, of course.
00:14:00.900 The hate they got on that post.
00:14:02.960 The things people comment are just so evil and cool.
00:14:05.560 I'm like, it's a picture with him and his family.
00:14:08.720 Yeah.
00:14:09.400 Yeah.
00:14:09.700 And then you guys, the ones I get, I'm just going to say it, man.
00:14:12.220 I'm just going to say it.
00:14:12.980 And I know Skylar's sitting right here off the thing, but the TikToks, we got to, are you
00:14:18.420 guys going to do, this is my pitch.
00:14:20.320 I'm going to pitch you right now.
00:14:21.200 But the amount of triggering that you guys cause when you do those TikToks, who knew?
00:14:28.200 Well, I guess you did have a TikTok before.
00:14:30.240 I'll tell you what.
00:14:31.300 You should do, you guys should do like total Christmas songs, lip syncing, the whole nine
00:14:36.320 yards.
00:14:36.740 If we get 2 million views on this video and 1 million followers on my Twitter, I'm almost
00:14:43.540 there.
00:14:43.960 If you get a million, what do you got right now?
00:14:45.360 I'm at 925.
00:14:47.300 Oh, you're right under.
00:14:48.000 You're about to hit it.
00:14:48.780 So if we do that, by the end of the year, we will start a TikTok together.
00:14:53.960 And we will, we will put dance moves up for one month.
00:14:58.360 And then she's sitting there.
00:15:01.820 She's like, no, we're not.
00:15:02.960 No, we're not.
00:15:03.660 Yes, you are.
00:15:04.480 No, no, we just said it.
00:15:05.340 You just said in the podcast, we have to do it.
00:15:07.120 I'm sorry.
00:15:07.420 We have to do it now.
00:15:08.420 No, which I mean, you could do.
00:15:09.920 I mean, would you do dances to the Christmas songs?
00:15:12.260 So the Christmas songs only just to clarify, just to clarify, just to clarify, just Christmas
00:15:15.480 songs.
00:15:16.280 Now, even after the Christmas season, because we'll, we'll go all the way because my wife's
00:15:19.740 orthodox.
00:15:20.300 So her Christmas is January 6th.
00:15:21.920 So you could do the whole Christmas season.
00:15:23.580 But you have to be part of the TikTok dances, Jack.
00:15:25.880 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:27.740 Hold on a second.
00:15:28.260 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:29.100 Wait, I, I, I, I didn't sign up for any, what, what is it?
00:15:33.080 What, are they tough?
00:15:34.040 Are they hard?
00:15:34.720 I don't know how to do, I don't do, I don't do the dances.
00:15:36.700 You know, we're going to learn together.
00:15:37.300 We're going to learn together.
00:15:38.740 The TikTok dances, if posts, all right, we're open Tanya in then.
00:15:42.620 Yep.
00:15:42.820 If we rope Tanya in, all right, then we'll do them.
00:15:44.780 I'll, I'll set up, Skylar could set up the, uh, uh, the choreography, uh, for the TikTok
00:15:50.600 dances.
00:15:51.860 And then while we're sipping cocoa and with stirring it with our little candy canes.
00:15:55.700 And while China's tracking us, right?
00:15:56.560 While China's tracking us, yeah.
00:15:57.880 Well, they're tracking us anyway.
00:15:59.320 No, we'll, I'll do it.
00:16:00.440 I don't care.
00:16:01.160 Because it's, here's what they don't understand.
00:16:03.780 And this is what Antifa doesn't.
00:16:04.760 They don't, they, they don't understand just like being normal.
00:16:08.720 They don't, they hate people who are normal.
00:16:11.600 They hate people who are good looking.
00:16:13.120 They hate people who are not bio-degenerate trash.
00:16:16.160 They hate people who are successful.
00:16:18.500 They hate people who make money.
00:16:20.680 They just, they, they hate everything.
00:16:22.360 They want to live off of the government.
00:16:23.900 They want everything handed to them.
00:16:25.360 Yes.
00:16:25.600 They don't want to go out and get a job and they don't want to do anything for themselves
00:16:29.560 besides a burn city is steel, loot, and riot.
00:16:33.400 It's, it's, it's, it's, and, and, and I'm, I'm, you know, you're, you're generally not
00:16:37.340 a fan.
00:16:37.900 Now, I've got to imagine Antifa, generally not a fan.
00:16:40.360 You have a bit of a record there.
00:16:41.540 So when it comes to Antifa, they're on the naughty list.
00:16:45.020 You know, I don't think Sam's going to be putting any.
00:16:47.240 Let's do, let's do, let's do, let's do rapid fire.
00:16:48.880 Let's do naughty nice.
00:16:50.540 Let's do naughty nice.
00:16:52.020 Let's do rapid fire.
00:16:52.940 Naughty list or nice list.
00:16:54.180 Let's say you become Santa Claus.
00:16:55.460 Remember that Tim Allen movie?
00:16:56.480 Okay.
00:16:56.900 All right.
00:16:57.260 Naughty nice.
00:16:57.940 Oh, so we've got some USA guys over there.
00:17:00.660 Okay.
00:17:01.340 There you go.
00:17:02.520 Let's get some USA guys in the back.
00:17:04.760 That's cool.
00:17:05.260 Good for him.
00:17:05.800 Yeah.
00:17:06.280 That's right.
00:17:06.680 USA, baby.
00:17:08.180 I didn't show if that was a troll or whatever, but he's just saying USA.
00:17:11.160 All right.
00:17:11.420 Naughty or nice.
00:17:12.400 Let's go.
00:17:13.360 Oh, naughty or nice.
00:17:14.340 Naughty or nice.
00:17:14.660 So Antifa, naughty or nice?
00:17:17.500 Naughty.
00:17:19.360 President Joe Biden.
00:17:20.820 Naughty.
00:17:21.980 Extra naughty.
00:17:22.800 Hunter Biden.
00:17:25.000 What's after that?
00:17:26.500 What's after that?
00:17:27.340 Naughty.
00:17:27.660 All right.
00:17:29.900 Let's go.
00:17:31.360 Thomas Binger.
00:17:34.520 Not a fan.
00:17:35.420 Naughty.
00:17:35.860 Naughty.
00:17:37.180 Lunchbox.
00:17:37.860 Naughty.
00:17:38.360 Naughty.
00:17:38.940 The FBI.
00:17:40.480 We all know how I feel about that naughty.
00:17:42.820 Naughty.
00:17:43.560 Right.
00:17:43.800 And people don't know this.
00:17:45.320 The FBI had footage of the night in question of everything that happened from an aircraft
00:17:51.420 that they kept secret for a year.
00:17:54.720 Absolutely.
00:17:55.140 That would have completely exonerated you.
00:17:57.380 Exonerated me.
00:17:57.780 When did completely exonerate you.
00:18:00.180 And yet they kept it.
00:18:01.400 So naughty.
00:18:01.800 It hurt me.
00:18:02.320 Naughty.
00:18:03.220 Completely naughty.
00:18:04.120 All right.
00:18:04.440 All right.
00:18:04.880 All right.
00:18:05.360 All right.
00:18:07.300 Let's go.
00:18:07.920 Let's go.
00:18:08.380 Let's go.
00:18:08.660 AOC.
00:18:09.560 Naughty.
00:18:10.040 Oh, naughty.
00:18:10.780 Really?
00:18:11.400 Well, why is AOC naughty?
00:18:13.120 AOC?
00:18:13.760 Yeah.
00:18:14.640 Oh.
00:18:15.840 You know, all the stuff she posts.
00:18:17.400 Like, I remember one post very, very discreetly where she was at the border.
00:18:21.260 It wasn't even the border.
00:18:22.600 It was a parking lot or something, right?
00:18:23.880 It was a parking lot.
00:18:24.480 Oh, the fake photos.
00:18:25.400 That's right.
00:18:25.740 The fake photos.
00:18:26.400 I forgot about that.
00:18:27.800 When she's at the chains and she said, oh, they're holding the migrant children.
00:18:31.060 There were no children.
00:18:32.040 It was a parking lot or something.
00:18:33.800 There was nothing.
00:18:34.460 It was like she went to a Walmart.
00:18:36.020 Right.
00:18:36.160 Was Walmart trafficking children?
00:18:37.580 I hope not.
00:18:38.720 You know.
00:18:39.360 Balenciaga.
00:18:39.860 I have some questions, but I have a Walmart.
00:18:41.560 Oh, Balenciaga.
00:18:42.300 Naughty.
00:18:42.640 Nice.
00:18:42.920 Naughty.
00:18:43.700 Hmm.
00:18:44.300 Hmm.
00:18:44.860 All right.
00:18:45.360 All right.
00:18:45.780 All right.
00:18:46.140 All right.
00:18:46.320 Donald Trump.
00:18:47.400 He's on the nice list.
00:18:48.400 Nice.
00:18:48.740 Okay.
00:18:49.160 All right.
00:18:49.440 Donald Trump.
00:18:49.640 Santa's bringing him extra gifts this year.
00:18:51.340 You're all right.
00:18:51.600 Santa's bringing extra gifts to Mar-a-a-Lago.
00:18:56.400 Charlie Kirk.
00:18:57.700 Nice list.
00:18:58.240 Nice list.
00:18:58.800 All right.
00:18:59.000 Charlie Kirk's on the nice list.
00:19:00.760 What about who else do I think of?
00:19:02.240 Naughty or nice?
00:19:03.020 Naughty or nice?
00:19:04.160 Let's go to some other.
00:19:05.580 I'm trying to think of some other folks that might be involved in this because we have a
00:19:10.360 strong list.
00:19:11.260 And believe me, folks, you do not want to be on Kyle Rittenhouse's naughty list.
00:19:15.640 Just saying.
00:19:16.640 I'm just saying.
00:19:17.300 You met Jake Shields the other night?
00:19:19.660 How was that?
00:19:20.700 Very good.
00:19:21.300 Very nice list.
00:19:22.060 And I believe at the time of recording this, you're going to be, have we announced yet?
00:19:27.300 You're going to be Tim Pool.
00:19:29.540 Yeah.
00:19:30.020 So I am going to be going on Tim Pool's show here in Arizona, his live show for the first
00:19:35.660 time.
00:19:36.360 I am excited.
00:19:37.280 It is going to be awesome.
00:19:39.280 I don't think, I think this actually airs after, if I'm correct.
00:19:42.760 Okay.
00:19:43.100 Yeah.
00:19:43.300 So we'll be coming up.
00:19:44.420 Tim Pool and Audio Nice.
00:19:46.020 Nice list.
00:19:46.720 Nice.
00:19:46.900 How about Logan Paul and Jake Paul?
00:19:49.980 Naughty.
00:19:53.500 Naughty.
00:19:54.120 Oh, Logan Paul, Jake Paul.
00:19:55.800 Naughty.
00:19:56.220 All right.
00:19:56.620 All right.
00:19:56.960 All right.
00:19:57.260 That's fair.
00:19:57.760 That's fair.
00:19:58.220 That's fair.
00:19:58.920 What about, um, what about Nelk Boys?
00:20:03.080 You watching Nelk Boys at all?
00:20:04.640 You know, it depends on the day.
00:20:06.720 I like them.
00:20:07.200 I like some of their stuff.
00:20:08.220 I've seen some of their stuff too.
00:20:09.400 Yeah.
00:20:09.500 I think they're good.
00:20:09.960 I like, I like the format.
00:20:11.400 They just had O.J. Simpson on and that was very.
00:20:14.040 O.J. Simpson, Naughty or Nice.
00:20:16.620 You know, I'm not going to comment on that one.
00:20:20.660 Naughty.
00:20:21.360 Naughty.
00:20:22.260 Naughty.
00:20:22.960 Come on, Kyle.
00:20:23.780 All right.
00:20:24.380 Now let's, let's go.
00:20:25.320 We got a couple of minutes left.
00:20:26.300 Let's wrap things up here.
00:20:27.900 Let's take a look because we got to tell, we got to get into, all right, what's, we got
00:20:35.200 to get into, and producer Angela was asking, he said, what are some of the stories that
00:20:40.460 might be, you know, sort of the embarrassing stories?
00:20:43.180 What are some of the worst Christmas stories that you have out there?
00:20:46.460 Do you have, what's, you know, some of the worst presents, that kind of stuff?
00:20:49.560 What do you think?
00:20:50.020 Oh, I'm going to pass on that one.
00:20:51.440 Oh, no.
00:20:51.900 Come on.
00:20:52.620 You got to tell.
00:20:53.540 Let's see if I can think of one.
00:20:55.420 The ones for me, I always remember was my dad.
00:20:58.400 All right.
00:20:58.980 He used to, he would play that game of like, he would, he would get, you would get a box
00:21:03.200 and there would be like, um, there would be like the ugliest sweater or like this really
00:21:09.420 disgusting, like used pair of underwear on top.
00:21:12.560 And then you'd, and then you'd open it and there'd be something like a toy under it.
00:21:15.380 Right.
00:21:15.740 There'd be, you know, that was like the fake it, but the worst one ever, my older cousin,
00:21:18.800 socks, my older cousins one time.
00:21:21.800 Uh, do you remember?
00:21:22.640 So I used to like South Park a lot.
00:21:24.360 I still, I still like South Park.
00:21:25.240 I don't watch as much as I used to, but, but you remember Mr. Hankey from South Park.
00:21:28.980 So my older cousins knew that I was a fan of Mr. Mr. Hankey at South Park.
00:21:33.280 And so they went and they got me and they were so excited.
00:21:36.500 And they were like, you were like, Jack, we got you this present.
00:21:39.080 It's so nice.
00:21:39.620 You're going to love it.
00:21:40.180 And they wrapped.
00:21:40.740 It was so beautiful.
00:21:41.580 It was so nice.
00:21:42.640 And then they, and I was green wrapping paper with a big bow on top and they go open up
00:21:47.280 the, open a box, open a paper.
00:21:48.780 I open up and it's just, it's just a full on log of dookie, like just a huge giant piece
00:21:54.780 of crap lying in like a festive, you know, uh, you know, Saram wrap and everything in
00:22:01.380 the middle.
00:22:01.860 And they're like, look, Jack, it's Mr. Hankey, your favorite.
00:22:05.260 And I open up and I'm like, gee, gee, thanks guys.
00:22:07.660 That's, it's really, I threw it out.
00:22:09.720 Really sweet of you guys.
00:22:11.120 And I don't know, man, like you talk about a crappy guest.
00:22:13.680 Yeah.
00:22:15.800 Like you, you grow up though.
00:22:19.020 That's the thing, man.
00:22:19.940 Like having older cousins, older brothers, you know, that kind of thing though.
00:22:23.580 It's like, you, we've lost that, you know, so much in society.
00:22:28.640 It's like, you gotta, you gotta do something, you gotta get scrapes and bruises and bust
00:22:33.880 on each other a little bit, because that's how guys are and they don't want guys to be
00:22:37.300 like that anymore.
00:22:38.100 Yep.
00:22:38.640 Yep.
00:22:39.040 Absolutely.
00:22:39.620 Like, this is like, and that's what people need to understand that, that, that they need
00:22:43.180 to have the book, we're, we're here, which are, it's our last minute and a half.
00:22:46.720 Um, and I'm going to tell you this.
00:22:48.960 I know I said this on the phone to you the other day when we were talking about the interview
00:22:51.680 and, and no, I'm not going to tell you to lay off the candy canes.
00:22:54.960 Uh, but, but what I will say is I would love if by next Christmas that I've got a Kyle
00:23:02.940 Rittenhouse book that I could be buying for my father to put under the table.
00:23:08.240 Will you write the Kyle Rittenhouse book to tell your side of the story?
00:23:12.060 Jack, you will be the first person I will tell, but I'm not going to release anything
00:23:15.580 publicly yet.
00:23:16.380 Oh, come on.
00:23:18.080 He's keeping us waiting.
00:23:19.280 I will tell you, you will be the first person I tell Jack.
00:23:21.940 All right.
00:23:22.080 All right.
00:23:22.520 We want, we want the book, man.
00:23:24.180 I think there's a lot of people that want that.
00:23:26.080 Absolutely.
00:23:26.740 Look, you know, I will say it's coming.
00:23:29.100 You'll be the first one I tell when we're releasing it.
00:23:30.760 All right.
00:23:30.880 You're there.
00:23:31.220 There's something in the works.
00:23:32.100 There's something in the works, folks.
00:23:33.800 Kyle, last 30 seconds.
00:23:35.520 What is your message to Antifa, to the bingers, to the live, to the left, to the trolls?
00:23:45.220 Do you wish Merry Christmas to the trolls?
00:23:47.700 Absolutely.
00:23:48.560 Merry Christmas to the trolls, the losers, the haters.
00:23:53.220 But what's your message for the fans, the real ones out there?
00:23:56.180 You know, thank you guys for your support.
00:23:57.800 Thank you for everything.
00:23:58.660 Thank you for the prayers, the donations, the kind messages, the battles you guys fight
00:24:03.660 for me, and the Twitter DMs.
00:24:05.020 I read all of them.
00:24:05.860 They're hilarious.
00:24:07.120 Thank you guys for standing up.
00:24:08.320 And thank you guys for being out here.
00:24:09.640 Thank you guys for being activists and loud and awesome and just celebrating America.
00:24:15.860 You know what I got to say?
00:24:16.760 I haven't said it yet, but you know what?
00:24:18.600 Merry Christmas, Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:24:20.280 Merry Christmas, Jack.
00:24:22.660 God bless, man.
00:24:24.380 All right.
00:24:24.720 Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Kyle Rittenhouse.
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