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00:02:12.280 Jake put out a couple tweets that I think are now deleted about Zayn not being crazy nice to him.

00:02:17.960 And Gigi said, LOL, because he doesn't care to hang with you and your embarrassing crew of YouTube groupies.

00:02:22.960 home alone with his best friends like a respectful king

00:02:25.080 because he has me, sweetie. Unbothered

00:02:27.100 by your irrelevant, ugly ass. 1.00

00:02:29.200 Go to bed. 1.00

00:02:31.280 I think Jake has a nice ass. 1.00

00:02:36.220 Bagged and tagged. 1.00

00:02:38.640 Down for the...

00:02:39.780 Just roasted and toasted, dude.

00:02:41.520 I woke up Sunday. I saw this. I said,

00:02:43.360 no, not like this, bro.

00:02:45.640 Not like this.

00:02:52.960 We're here.

00:02:53.780 We're rolling.

00:02:54.640 I don't know how to give notes.

00:02:55.520 I could text you.

00:02:56.980 I wouldn't read it.

00:02:57.880 Do you guys have your phone on?

00:03:00.420 I've never seen other people get in a fight on the show.

00:03:02.980 It's always just me and him.

00:03:04.320 So I'm here for this right now.

00:03:05.820 Do you guys have your buzzer on?

00:03:08.640 Your little notification thing? 1.00

00:03:12.360 What the fuck are you saying? 0.99

00:03:13.800 I would have even used that, but he started speaking again. 0.99

00:03:16.980 Just let me do my open.

00:03:18.200 I think you should use all of these.

00:03:19.280 Just let me do my open.

00:03:21.020 Welcome back to Impulse.

00:03:22.180 The number one podcast in the world

00:03:24.340 We're approaching 2 million subscribers

00:03:26.980 This time I mean it

00:03:28.960 I can see the numbers going up

00:03:30.720 All the numbers are going up

00:03:32.220 The vlogs are popping, Instagram stories

00:03:34.800 Mike got a girlfriend

00:03:35.880 By the way, she is a machine

00:03:39.140 On the internet 1.00

00:03:40.240 Bro, she doesn't even want to do anything besides work

00:03:43.400 That's it 1.00

00:03:44.520 She got a new OnlyFans 1.00

00:03:45.880 Actually, you know, fuck it 1.00

00:03:46.940 Lana Rhodes has a new OnlyFans account 1.00

00:03:49.300 If you guys want to go find that

00:03:50.780 Dude, it's like $10.99 a month to watch her greatest hits.

00:03:54.120 Lana, I will be charging you an invoice. 0.99

00:03:57.580 I will be sending you an invoice for this sponsor. 1.00

00:04:00.120 But yeah, she's a fucking hustler, bro. 1.00

00:04:02.100 And I've said it before. 1.00

00:04:03.100 I think it's one of the reasons why we get along so well.

00:04:05.720 I'll hit her up sometimes.

00:04:06.700 I'll be like, hey, do you want to go to dinner 0.99

00:04:08.280 and fuck around with me and my cohorts tonight? 0.99

00:04:10.920 Nope, not tonight. 1.00

00:04:12.760 She leg presses 400 pounds. 1.00

00:04:16.280 Wow. 1.00

00:04:17.400 She said she leg presses 400. 1.00

00:04:18.980 Can we fact check that? 1.00

00:04:19.760 it's a five it's a four plates on each side is that why her butt is the way it is no that there's 1.00

00:04:26.140 some doctors that have been involved in that for sure did she get a um she got what i believe is 1.00

00:04:31.260 called a brazilian butt lift which is not where it's it's like that's i believe the expensive one

00:04:38.000 that makes it looks really real real because i wasn't sure until she told me that it wasn't real 0.99

00:04:43.480 yeah she's definitely dropped like a like a range rover uh sport on on like ass titties 0.99

00:04:49.760 oh yeah she's dropped she's dropped some though 150k at least on uh bro we've talked about this 1.00

00:04:55.260 before this girl makes motherfucking racks like crazy racks hey like b-ball player racks i'm not 1.00

00:05:02.320 even fucking playing i know i know i know and by the way that's why i'm not buying you anything 0.99

00:05:06.520 anymore ever like i swear don't even ask me because you have a sugar mama now you do so don't even 0.99

00:05:11.960 Don't even come to me with these requests, Mike.

00:05:14.640 We have a lot to talk about.

00:05:15.780 This podcast, I've never been more excited for a guys-only podcast

00:05:20.060 because we just got back from Vegas.

00:05:22.560 We went for the Wilder Fury fight.

00:05:24.340 My brother got flamed, absolutely roasted and toasted.

00:05:29.060 Torched.

00:05:29.540 By Gigi Hotted.

00:05:31.320 And then what else is going on?

00:05:33.100 We met Magic Johnson.

00:05:34.500 Steve Harvey.

00:05:35.040 Steve Harvey, PewDiePie roasted Jake, too.

00:05:36.580 This is a lot.

00:05:38.260 There's a lot.

00:05:38.840 You lost a ton of money gambling.

00:05:40.420 Yeah, how many topics we got?

00:05:41.640 A lot. 0.96

00:05:41.880 i've got i've got getting fucked up by leo's bodyguards oh jesus okay all kinds of where 0.99

00:05:46.520 should we start actually you know what i want to start with this um h3h3 oh this is good too 0.97

00:05:51.700 mentioned us on one of his podcasts recently check this out but this is the conversations

00:05:56.140 that this is tame compared to what i saw yeah i understand how this is an age restriction but

00:06:02.100 like how am i how are they clamping down on me it's like over a course of two hours of course 0.99

00:06:08.800 i'm gonna say shit that like you have to use your fucking brain youtube i'm here trying to 1.00

00:06:14.460 run a legitimate business here in earnest i'm you know what it's like use your fucking brain 1.00

00:06:20.280 and they're serving this kid this shit to kids it's getting tons of views i'm sure it's being 1.00

00:06:25.860 recommended fuck you so he's talking about i just spit everywhere sorry if i hit you i'm actually 1.00

00:06:34.420 not sorry if I hit you we're boys it's your show he's talking about our video our content lately 1.00

00:06:39.320 which has been a little edgy especially because of that line of roads like bro sometimes it goes 0.82

00:06:43.400 to places where um you know it's not suitable for kids but he's being anal about it yeah this

00:06:49.680 guy's definitely hating I don't know if he is I don't know if I don't know if he's hating I just

00:06:53.280 think he's comparing him uh kind of being clamped and in a vice because I think one of I think the

00:07:00.120 video the podcast he did with papa john's got removed because something papa john said sounded

00:07:05.540 like the n-word and i saw they pulled it i don't know the details that's incredible he dropped a

00:07:10.020 lot of he dropped a lot of uh talking points in this video because i i have watched the whole

00:07:14.040 thing and and some of them are incredibly misguided like one of them was uh you know

00:07:19.660 the majority of the people that watch this stuff is are eight to eleven years old so so this has

00:07:24.760 been the narrative uh for jake and i for forever and for a long period of time it was it was true

00:07:31.860 it was very true and i would always like be hesitant whether or not because uh analytics

00:07:36.100 my back end says the majority of my audience is 18 to 24 i mean i'm sure most kids are like lying

00:07:41.240 when they sign up for youtube but it's it's just not the case anymore no definitely not now not

00:07:47.880 after the podcast yeah no once we started this we started to age up a little bit and i started to

00:07:51.920 mature the audience sort of shifted it's not it's not the 15 sub age 15 kids watching our stuff

00:07:58.060 anymore and even if it is like there's so much worse stuff on the internet um our videos are

00:08:03.200 demonetized we age restrict some that we think kids absolutely should not and cannot be seeing

00:08:07.580 uh but i think it's you know i love a good uh expression of emotion he's earnest earnest

00:08:14.780 is that how you say it earnest yeah um as a linguistics lover i wish i'd use that word more

00:08:21.600 often but i i also tweeted i once i watched this whole video i tweeted um something along the lines

00:08:27.740 of like reinvent or retire like if you're if you're not like don't i don't ever be in a place

00:08:33.900 where you're sitting somewhere talking about blaming someone else for your downfall or for

00:08:40.740 your or for your inadequate performance like if if he if if h3h3 needs to reinvent and do something

00:08:46.980 different to get to a point where you are of 5 million 5 million 4 million 5 million 7 million

00:08:52.480 views per video over and over again then do it like do it don't i don't think i don't i don't

00:08:57.740 even think he's commenting on that because i don't know he does i watch the whole thing he

00:09:01.100 thinks that your videos are being recommended by youtube are are working the algorithm and

00:09:06.740 youtube's pushing them pushing them pushing them which by the way he may be he may not be wrong

00:09:09.980 they should be but they're killing it they're short they're fun they're fast-paced and they're

00:09:14.940 aged up for things that it looks like right now the youtube algorithm is enjoying quite a bit so

00:09:21.000 my question actually surprises me because watch time used to be the uh biggest thing first metric

00:09:26.480 key metric for uh pushing videos and if videos are short sub five minutes you know they're not

00:09:31.920 watching a 15 minute vlog anymore like we used to so do you think the metric on youtube has changed

00:09:35.800 for like you said bro reinvent youtube adapted just like the creators did and should i'm actually

00:09:40.640 worried on a bigger note i'm worried about uh tiktok stars not being able to reinvent i'm seeing

00:09:45.460 all these kids blow up now and even like the kids who blew up on musically and just like

00:09:48.380 still doing the same stuff to this day and although i know it feels good now you're making

00:09:53.020 so much money you've got the clout uh you got the you got the notoriety if these kids don't find a

00:09:58.020 way to um translate their talent in in some other form and adapt to changing times because i give

00:10:06.320 tick tock another year two years maybe yeah 12 days um they're gonna they're gonna be you know

00:10:11.140 in a world of hurt i remember you one time saying that if you ever become the guy where you look at

00:10:15.200 those tick tock guys and you're like they're just not doing what we did that you're out of the game

00:10:19.480 you're old that's how you know you're out of that's how you know you're washed up i feel like

00:10:22.420 you saying that is almost borderline that conversation it's it's so close it is so close

00:10:27.460 and i have i love that i'm i'm noticing myself checking myself because i don't want to be the 0.99

00:10:33.080 kid that's like yo fuck these kids yeah i'm not there i'm not no i'm not no i didn't say that 0.98

00:10:37.500 i'm saying i'm not there yet although i will admit i don't really understand tiktok i don't 0.99

00:10:44.480 like when people watch it ask me if i watch tiktok i'm like i'm not i don't know what you're saying

00:10:49.140 i'm not watching the same thing as you like the videos that are like going semi-viral now where

00:10:53.400 like it zooms into someone's face and it's like like the madison and dover i mean that's what

00:10:58.620 just as an example i think it's trending i think it's like a trend right now it is and i think

00:11:03.260 there's a big difference also between their ability to capture what's hot currently and to

00:11:07.800 create some sort of brand longevity for themselves that's going to be the that's going to be the

00:11:12.140 deal breaker for a lot of these kids like how are you how is uh i'll just use an arbitrary

00:11:17.620 someone how is uh i don't know daisy for example just use that name how is she through her her

00:11:25.600 lip syncing how is she creating a long-term brand for herself like how do these kids walk away from

00:11:31.820 this with some sort of uh convertible power yeah that's that's the key question that's what i'm

00:11:36.880 saying and so and so i hope some of them see this and start to have that conversation at least start

00:11:41.340 to have the conversation because you're singing someone else's song you're lip syncing someone 0.97

00:11:45.780 else's song the camera's zooming in your face you're making dumb faces so what so how does 0.95

00:11:49.800 so when you walk away from tiktok and it's time for you to move on to the next place in life 0.96

00:11:54.080 do you say to yourself

00:11:55.740 I'm really good at mimicking

00:11:58.160 lips to other people's songs

00:11:59.920 and I can make dope faces and do you think

00:12:01.980 people will buy your product as a result of that

00:12:04.280 no but I do

00:12:05.920 think the top tier Charlie Dixie

00:12:08.140 what's the other one's name

00:12:09.920 Addison

00:12:11.860 I do believe that at the top

00:12:14.040 level they have accumulated such

00:12:15.960 a following of so many 1.00

00:12:18.120 fucking people that 1.00

00:12:20.000 I think that they will stay just 1.00

00:12:22.040 based on the size of their fucking platform some influencers don't have much like creative talent 0.97

00:12:26.840 other than looking good in places with things right like that's a talent alone to market a 0.99

00:12:32.280 product to anyone if you're a model and you have the quintessential instagram model right that's

00:12:35.960 like it's still some sort of talent i don't think the creative like approach of mimicking someone's

00:12:43.200 someone else's song or listening someone's song is gonna like expand your brand you're never gonna

00:12:47.840 be able to take what you did on tiktok playing a little game where you turn around and smile at

00:12:51.540 a camera like you can't you can't convert that into other things precisely it's not like commendable

00:12:56.980 in any in any way but also like these kids are using what they got and it it's it's awesome i'm

00:13:03.280 so happy for them now but they gotta find a way to uh to convert um any tips any tips uh have the

00:13:09.420 conversation with people who are smarter than you and have been in hollywood for years and know how

00:13:12.880 to build a brand i love not just get close i love seeing you drop videos and uh on there just like

00:13:18.040 randomly and they'll get like 30 million views

00:13:19.940 bro Evan and I did that video in the

00:13:22.040 kitchen uh I'll pull this up right 0.98

00:13:24.040 I don't even alright fuck I'll pull it up 0.92

00:13:25.680 no you don't have to it's just I just wanted to say it just cause we 1.00

00:13:27.860 both shit talk like kinda shit talk 1.00

00:13:29.700 not you not as much as me but I even shit talk 1.00

00:13:31.940 it and now I have like a couple videos I have like millions 0.99

00:13:33.880 of views on it just cause I'll fuck around

00:13:35.540 a lot of road facts 0.94

00:13:37.020 well no even one without her with just me and you too

00:13:39.920 the one that we posted from Vegas

00:13:41.420 is almost at a million views 0.95

00:13:43.580 it's just like the engine is fucking weird 0.88

00:13:45.720 hey look 0.94

00:13:46.140 here was the conversation

00:14:00.400 Evan and I were doing this in real life

00:14:02.220 and I was like hey Mike you film this

00:14:03.720 we took 20 seconds we made this video

00:14:05.860 20.6 million

00:14:08.040 views and 3.2

00:14:10.400 million likes this platform is

00:14:11.840 no place to sleep dude

00:14:13.700 like we are doing

00:14:15.600 as best as we can, making something from something

00:14:18.060 we may not be super invested in, right?

00:14:20.100 And it's crazy to imagine

00:14:21.740 what we bought with all the money we made off that video, too.

00:14:24.280 That's crazy.

00:14:25.460 Hey, yo, for the TikTok stars,

00:14:27.900 if you know how to monetize this platform, please just tell me.

00:14:30.020 Please reach out.

00:14:30.880 All right, let's talk about Las Vegas.

00:14:34.280 Let's talk about Las Vegas.

00:14:36.740 Deontay Wilder, Tyson Fury,

00:14:38.380 the fight.

00:14:39.800 Great, great, in my opinion.

00:14:42.460 Fury, Tyson Fury

00:14:44.060 beat the shit out of deontay wilder i i became worried for wilder's health we all were how can

00:14:52.120 horrifying how can you take that many hits from a man that big tyson fury is six foot nine i think 0.96

00:14:57.320 he weighed in at 273 pounds and by round two he was already he was already rocking him i think he

00:15:02.700 ruptured deontay's eardrum and then i think that's why he had trouble balancing and uh fighting back

00:15:08.680 for the rest of the fight but uh congrats tyson fury deontay wilder is no doubt a champion that

00:15:14.040 dude is an animal a beast one of the baddest men on the planet the king the king yeah but

00:15:17.840 on a throne and left in a on a throne bro i mean it was just what i was i was left in a casket he 0.99

00:15:25.140 got the shit kicked out no i was talking about uh sorry yeah did they like bring a chair into 0.93

00:15:30.080 the ring and walk them almost coolest ring walk i've ever seen yeah they carried him out on a 0.99

00:15:33.800 fucking throne on a fucking throne oh actually yes oh i didn't get to see that part it was incredible 0.97

00:15:38.060 it was amazing so some so a lot of stuff to unwrap from the fight one of the biggest things 1.00

00:15:43.840 that happened so we were with ryan garcia who by the way thought deontay wilder was going to win

00:15:47.800 this fight he instructed a lot of my fans that he knew for a fact while there's going to win the

00:15:52.960 fight i thought i thought too yeah in fact at one point in the fifth round he made a six round he

00:15:58.200 made a bet with me for a hundred dollars that wilder was somehow going to knock out fury in

00:16:02.960 this round i go bro wilder is is not even alive right now he is a stumbling uh just jumbled

00:16:10.860 massive potatoes right now.

00:16:12.580 What is he going to do?

00:16:13.340 He's not throwing a punch in rounds.

00:16:14.640 And he goes, 100 bucks right now.

00:16:16.180 So I go, I'm going to take that bet. 0.99

00:16:17.220 By the way, Ryan Garcia still owe me 100 fucking dollars. 0.87

00:16:20.020 Before the fight, however, there was even more drama. 0.96

00:16:24.080 So we get in there, and the fight prior to the Fury-Deontay Wilder fight,

00:16:28.800 it's a mess.

00:16:29.440 The floor is loaded with people.

00:16:31.380 There's people everywhere.

00:16:32.100 No one's in their seats.

00:16:33.140 It's Ryan Garcia, Logan, me.

00:16:36.240 Garcia's standing on his chair, and I hear from behind us, 0.99

00:16:39.020 hey short stuff sit the fuck 0.99

00:16:41.380 down 1.00

00:16:41.960 and I'm like oh shit 0.98

00:16:45.400 someone's yelling at Ryan Garcia this probably 0.98

00:16:47.360 won't end well and he turns around he goes

00:16:48.600 hey buddy watch your mouth I don't know maybe that's not

00:16:51.440 how he talks but he goes hey buddy watch your mouth

00:16:52.980 and then Logan looks and the guy goes 0.99

00:16:55.280 oh what the fuck are you gonna do 0.98

00:16:57.360 about it so I start 0.99

00:16:59.420 filming him we're on the floor

00:17:01.360 Las Vegas

00:17:02.920 fight night Logan

00:17:05.240 turns around again and he goes open his mouth and I

00:17:07.340 go do you remember the scene in casino where joe pesci and his brother got beaten to death in a

00:17:14.220 cornfield i need you to really think about what you're about to say and more importantly about 0.99

00:17:20.260 who you're about to say it to me meet hanging out the shirt the big chain on you motherfuckers 0.99

00:17:27.160 i said listen we will not leave las vegas well we won't leave so as a note to people who get in 1.00

00:17:34.760 fights don't just worry about who you're fighting worry about who supports who you're fucking 0.88

00:17:39.900 fighting like i didn't want to have to make that call to our street team and be like yo i need you 0.96

00:17:43.600 to call in a few favors because we're in bad shape right now you gotta uh you really gotta choose

00:17:47.620 your battles and this was one of them and this is the look i give to dudes who when i back down

00:17:51.440 which happens like frequently because i'm not trying to like scuffle with people uh now there

00:17:56.560 is ryan garcia by the way yeah that kid is a standout young man he's he goes he goes he goes

00:18:01.520 i said watch your mouth that's all i needed to say i said what i needed to say i was but this

00:18:05.600 is how i looked at him when mike uh pulled me off the ledge i was like this i was like

00:18:08.580 you enjoy the fight sir is that you got lucky this time or i don't got lucky i'm that's me

00:18:18.040 just trying to terrified no like like my pride for one second i'm trying not to like back down

00:18:22.660 but really like you guys won that uh there's and there's just so much testosterone in that

00:18:27.600 in that like ringside area when we were first going out to the seats too i told well he saw

00:18:32.780 it happen but i was telling the guys before um i'm standing there talking to the lady from fox

00:18:37.260 shout out fox fox sports espn for that group for bringing us out we're standing there i'm talking

00:18:43.260 to her thanks so much for the seats baba and i feel my body get lifted to the side pushed thrown 0.98

00:18:48.120 and i turn and my first thought is to yell at the guy don't you ever fucking put your hands on me 0.97

00:18:54.340 like yelling at him don't you ever fucking put your hands on me and Jeff goes yo yo that's that's 0.99

00:18:59.880 Leo's bodyguard and I go I don't give a fuck who it is don't fucking and I kept going he's like 1.00

00:19:06.620 just calm down so Leo had just walked in with his hood up and his hat and all this shit on his 0.99

00:19:11.860 guards pushing him through but it was it was mayhem I mean the time before the fight is absolutely 0.81

00:19:16.560 fucking crazy down there and then we went to the seats and whatever happened after that Tyson Fury 0.98

00:19:21.860 beat the living shit out of Wilder. 0.99

00:19:23.300 I would have bet on Deontay Wilder. 0.99

00:19:24.740 I would have.

00:19:25.240 I think I thought Tyson Fury was going to win,

00:19:27.180 but I would have bet on Wilder.

00:19:28.220 Why didn't you bet?

00:19:28.980 I lost $6,000 playing blackjack.

00:19:31.260 And you know what?

00:19:32.080 It's crazy.

00:19:33.920 I had this logic that if I just keep playing,

00:19:37.400 eventually I'll win, right?

00:19:38.720 Oh, totally.

00:19:40.020 But it's just not coming to fruition.

00:19:42.500 I've lost tens of thousands of dollars in Las Vegas.

00:19:46.320 Just keep putting money in the machine.

00:19:49.080 It'll eventually you'll win.

00:19:50.980 Bro, I'm starting to think that's flawed logic.

00:19:54.380 He says it to the dealer.

00:19:55.720 So we play blackjack all the time. 0.99

00:19:57.040 And he always says it to the dealer, just like fucking around. 0.99

00:19:58.980 He'd be like, he's like, see, you know why I don't lose, lady? 0.99

00:20:02.340 That's what he says.

00:20:02.880 He goes, because I know the rules of the casino.

00:20:05.240 As long as you keep playing, you can't lose.

00:20:07.620 You can't lose. 1.00

00:20:08.520 And every time the lady looks at him and goes, what the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

00:20:13.980 She doesn't know you're kidding. 1.00

00:20:15.200 No, she doesn't.

00:20:15.780 She didn't.

00:20:16.240 She didn't know he was kidding.

00:20:16.940 So we sit down.

00:20:19.280 He takes out three grand.

00:20:20.420 We sit down.

00:20:20.980 I took out, I don't know, I had $1,000 on me.

00:20:24.040 I lost mine immediately.

00:20:25.260 I look over, he's got about $15,000.

00:20:28.020 I won in five minutes.

00:20:29.240 Five minutes.

00:20:30.320 So here's his game plan.

00:20:31.520 What happened?

00:20:32.060 Here's his game plan.

00:20:33.100 Sits down, bets $500.

00:20:34.300 If he wins, bets $1,000.

00:20:35.820 If he wins, bets $2,000.

00:20:37.160 If he wins, bets $4,000.

00:20:39.080 Great strategy.

00:20:39.960 It works.

00:20:42.700 There's usually a staggered strategy when it comes to blackjack.

00:20:45.780 You go up, you lose a hand, you go back down.

00:20:48.520 He never goes back down.

00:20:50.280 So he bets $500, $1,000, $2,000, $4,000,

00:20:52.660 loses the $4,000 hand, 0.99

00:20:54.020 puts $4,000 more into the fucking pot. 0.99

00:20:56.060 And I'm like, you got to get off the gas 1.00

00:20:58.120 when the table starts to get cold.

00:20:59.320 He doesn't realize it.

00:21:00.160 So $15,000 quickly became zero.

00:21:01.920 Back to the ATM, another $3,000, zero.

00:21:06.440 Yeah, I think my short attention span

00:21:09.640 and my patience is part of the problem

00:21:11.380 because I have none.

00:21:12.580 Why don't you just go up and then walk away

00:21:14.320 because you know you're not going to play any longer? 1.00

00:21:16.940 I only walk away from Italian gangsters 1.00

00:21:18.720 who are threatening me.

00:21:19.840 fights in MGM Arena.

00:21:21.780 What's the goal, though?

00:21:22.660 Are you just going to

00:21:23.360 keep betting and keep winning?

00:21:24.060 The goal is to get 1.00

00:21:24.500 fucking rich, man. 0.99

00:21:25.260 Yeah, but are you going 1.00

00:21:25.720 to keep betting

00:21:26.320 and then win like

00:21:27.260 $30,000 and $60,000

00:21:28.500 and $120,000?

00:21:29.220 It doesn't work like that, man.

00:21:30.540 What?

00:21:30.980 The house always wins. 0.83

00:21:32.000 Mac, use your brain.

00:21:33.760 Use your brain.

00:21:34.440 If you put $15,000 down

00:21:36.360 and you win,

00:21:36.820 you get $30,000.

00:21:37.900 And if you put $30,000 down

00:21:39.400 and you win,

00:21:40.020 you get $60,000.

00:21:40.760 That's granted

00:21:41.400 that you beat the game

00:21:42.620 that's trying to make you lose

00:21:44.620 the entire time.

00:21:45.680 I just want to say

00:21:46.300 for everyone who doesn't get this,

00:21:47.320 this is complete satire.

00:21:48.320 don't just don't gamble and don't keep playing once you start losing um but if you game yeah

00:21:54.380 but if you gamble just bring what you're comfortable losing just a little a little

00:21:57.020 bit of money he goes nuts and by the way he's comfortable losing what he lost took for the

00:22:01.680 most part right nobody's comfortable yeah yeah oh oh so i lost six thousand dollars and i was like 0.83

00:22:05.980 it did suck it stung and then i went to go withdraw more money and the guy next to me is

00:22:10.620 like lady you better hurry up and give me my cash because i spent five hundred thousand dollars here 0.60

00:22:16.160 today that you guys took from me and i was like ah six thousand ain't that bad i'll probably be 1.00

00:22:21.060 all right for these big ballers but in half a million dollars in casinos fight weekend oh yeah

00:22:25.440 oh yeah um okay so should we just do the thing yeah what are we doing a skit no the uh the uh

00:22:32.100 jake yeah i got the sign jake zane so did you is his name spelled like that yeah yeah but on twitter

00:22:38.360 i think it's the opposite or something something something happened something went down with but

00:22:43.220 Does anyone know who the guy is walking around the front yard?

00:22:45.160 I noticed that.

00:22:45.660 It's Johannes is walking around the front yard and he just pacing.

00:22:49.240 Jeff invited some people over,

00:22:50.520 I guess.

00:22:52.080 Oh,

00:22:52.460 Cooper.

00:22:52.740 All right.

00:22:52.940 All right.

00:22:53.160 Cool.

00:22:53.420 So,

00:22:53.600 okay.

00:22:53.760 So I,

00:22:54.520 I need to get this right.

00:22:56.340 Cause I got one shot to not miss my chance to blow this opportunity.

00:22:59.720 Once in a lifetime.

00:23:01.380 So you may have seen on Twitter,

00:23:05.260 Gigi Hadid roasted my little brother,

00:23:08.440 Jake Paul.

00:23:09.820 Let's see what she said.

00:23:10.680 I'm gonna pull up the tweet here because,

00:23:12.520 jake one night in vegas during a crazy night in vegas attempted to like hang out or or talk to

00:23:19.780 zane or something and apparently zane wasn't too nice to him so that upset jake and uh jake put

00:23:24.980 out a couple tweets um that i think are now deleted about zane not being crazy nice to him

00:23:30.060 and gg said lol because he doesn't care to hang with you and your embarrassing crew of youtube

00:23:34.540 groupies home alone with his best friends like a respectful king because he has me sweetie 1.00

00:23:38.140 unbothered by your irrelevant ugly ass go to bed i think jake has a nice ass 1.00

00:23:45.260 bagged and tagged down for the just roasted and toasted i woke up sunday i saw this i said no 1.00

00:23:55.740 not like this not like this because we've been we've been we've been having conversations with

00:24:01.660 jake if you saw the last podcast with jake and we're too we we are talking to him about um

00:24:06.200 leveling up and he was he was drunk and i'll go ahead and point this to like alcohol being like 0.96

00:24:12.760 the root of so many problems and he and he tweeted some dumb shit um and i be careful what you wish 0.99

00:24:19.960 for because he just got an altercation 840 000 likes on gg sweet hey this is the equivalent 0.99

00:24:25.600 of me being roasted by chris d'alea he's the he's the comedian but but let's be honest he ain't gg 0.98

00:24:31.020 fucking Hadid. This is fucking 1.00

00:24:33.040 royalty. This kid 1.00

00:24:34.640 wakes up the next morning and

00:24:36.540 can I blow your cover here? He hasn't been

00:24:39.080 having as much luck on the sobriety side as me.

00:24:41.540 What do you mean as much luck? I intentionally

00:24:43.180 drink on vacation to ranch in

00:24:45.100 Coachella. Those are my three exceptions. I wanted you to say it for me.

00:24:47.240 You wake up the next morning

00:24:48.600 and he texts me. We have a business

00:24:51.140 chat with me, him and manager Jeff, and he says

00:24:53.300 boys

00:24:54.860 how do I get involved?

00:24:57.180 How do I activate? I got some ideas. I go

00:24:59.020 Logan

00:25:01.020 You don't.

00:25:01.940 We want hands off on this.

00:25:03.760 You don't get involved. 0.99

00:25:05.320 This one is fucking over. 1.00

00:25:09.140 You are heating up again, brother. 0.99

00:25:11.980 Views are up.

00:25:13.320 Everything's up.

00:25:14.020 You love models.

00:25:15.580 Please don't piss off Gigi Hadid.

00:25:17.660 And by the way, once again, not only piss off her, but the people who support her.

00:25:22.740 Just like the mob dude in the back row.

00:25:24.380 I wasn't coming at it from an angle of defending my brother because I do think he was in the wrong here.

00:25:29.800 I told him that.

00:25:31.020 I was coming at it from an angle of like, this is an opportunity to make it a viral tweet.

00:25:36.000 Anything funny, like if I would have said like, embarrassing, okay.

00:25:42.100 Ugly or irrelevant, sure. 0.99

00:25:45.580 Ugly, I dare you fucking call. 1.00

00:25:48.720 My brother, my good looking younger brother. 0.99

00:25:52.660 I wanted to like stay hands off anyways.

00:25:55.900 Can I tell you what my text was?

00:25:57.120 I said, here's my issue here.

00:25:59.180 one this needs to be perfect anything less and we miss the mark and the majority doesn't

00:26:04.740 understand your insane witty sarcasm and we lose two risk versus reward in the five percent chance

00:26:12.480 that your tweet goes viral and does hit what is the reward a viral tweet wow you've done that 450 0.99

00:26:18.560 000 fucking times jake is off the fucking rails and we're in blow mode you need to suppress your 0.99

00:26:25.720 desire to get involved in this conversation and just watch from the sidelines brother so here's 0.99

00:26:30.940 what the people don't know all right i was with jake that night we split up that's when he ran

00:26:38.100 into zane i went back to his hotel room at 3 a.m he goes bro i ran into i ran into zane from one

00:26:46.040 direction and he wasn't that nice to me like he uh like i asked him to like hang out or something

00:26:50.360 he kind of just like shrugged me off and the conversation i think upset zane or maybe it was

00:26:56.220 this tweet because then jake showed me the tweet and i actually take 10 responsibility for this

00:27:00.260 whole thing going down because i wish i would have um been a proper older brother and been like yo 0.99

00:27:04.940 this is this is stupid this is petty like please delete this you look like an idiot but i i'm not 1.00

00:27:09.160 gonna lie i was just a big dumb drunk idiot like i couldn't i i wasn't functioning at a normal 1.00

00:27:14.000 brain capacity so he showed me this tweet and um he goes i'm like well how is it now he's like yo 0.98

00:27:21.480 he like he's mad listen jake's room is across the hall from zane's room i think they may have

00:27:28.420 seen each other in the hallway and it's the room at the west gate that we've stayed in a lot of

00:27:32.740 times they're very nice to us it is a massive room same with jake's they're two big rooms he's

00:27:37.800 i'm sure zane has guests in his room jake has guests in his room and jake's like yeah i think

00:27:42.280 like he's he's upset like listen so i put my ear out and um zane is he's screaming he's screaming

00:27:49.320 from inside his room and now i start to get a little bit uneasy because a i don't like i don't

00:27:54.240 like people being unhappy b especially with my brother and i don't i just don't like beef in

00:27:58.700 hollywood especially now because i feel i really do feel like i'm at such a solid point in my life

00:28:02.980 where i'm finally starting to get to get some good public sentiment and uh people are feeling

00:28:06.880 good about the stuff we're putting out and so like i'm i'm gonna go try to be a diplomat

00:28:10.660 and squash this beef um because again i like i share the last name as the kid and people mistake

00:28:17.880 us all the time i'm gonna run into zane and gg at an event a party like coachella who knows

00:28:23.360 i just want to make it so we can both go to bed and rest well that night without being stressed

00:28:28.420 out about this whatever bullshit happened between jake and zane so welcome paul the mediator

00:28:32.700 absolutely by the way i want to pat myself on the back i tend to like i tend to be a pretty like 0.84

00:28:37.540 i i talk to people for a living like this is what i do so i tend to be i can have like healthy good

00:28:42.880 civil discourse and good conversation so i go over to um to his room and i i knock on the door

00:28:49.240 bro he's screaming he's losing his mind and i'm i'm standing there just kind of confused and he's 0.97

00:28:55.060 throwing out insults he's like yeah fucking youtube my mate and i'm like i mean yeah bro can 0.98

00:29:00.980 i talk to you for one second i just want to like clear it like the whatever happened earlier was 0.98

00:29:05.540 with my brother that's not me i'm here and uh there's a girl in his room she's screaming stop

00:29:10.420 stop and um jake actually took a video here and i think i guess who was the girl i don't know uh

00:29:16.400 but yeah i i would presume like a manager or uh someone on his team maybe an assistant or something

00:29:21.640 um but here here's the video that jake took and you can hear him screaming

00:29:25.240 my friend my friend my friend talk to me for talk to me for one second

00:29:35.980 so bro i eventually i'm like okay i think i think i'm gonna give up he's he's he's on

00:29:47.360 right now i'm not sure i can uh mend this situation but then the girl opens the door

00:29:52.780 and zane's in the background he's still screaming she's like stop and she's like she's like she's

00:29:57.740 like uh she's like listen you gotta go i go before i do that i want to apologize on behalf of me and

00:30:03.200 my brother especially if there's any beef here i'd love to squash it if i could talk to zane for one

00:30:08.480 second so he doesn't go to bed upset and have a shitty night that'd be awesome um and she she's

00:30:14.540 like it was she screams him she's like it was his brother and she's like we know we know we know and

00:30:17.920 then she shut the door then she left and then um i kind of gave up i i did the best i could i tried

00:30:24.500 to be like civil about this and tried to have a conversation and then i woke up the next morning 0.99

00:30:28.280 and gg just fucked jake in the face with that tweet the fucked up the fucked up part about it 0.99

00:30:33.360 too is the whole conversation the whole argument would have just died if jake hadn't tweeted about 0.99

00:30:38.220 it you think i mean zane wasn't gonna go on talk on twitter about it no that's what i'm saying

00:30:43.420 why do you guys see this as a bad thing you said jake you need to level up now he's getting

00:30:47.520 tweeted at by a list celebrities that's incredible it's not it's not what you said you need to level

00:30:52.200 up you didn't give him any clear yeah we did we've talked to him we've talked to him especially

00:30:56.440 off camera i know i totally understand but you were there i know i was there but what i'm saying

00:31:01.140 is this is a this is i mean he needs something bro he's not jake is jake is out of control he 0.96

00:31:07.600 wrote he this is not me talking shit he needs a break he needs a breather he rolled into a dinner 0.98

00:31:13.280 that we were having with some very very very very fucking influential people like even like 0.99

00:31:19.880 very important fucking people at this table i made it very clear please do not take any 0.96

00:31:25.580 photos at this dinner this is a direct request from those people he walks in to to dinner no 0.99

00:31:32.080 shirt on stomach hanging out hair going crazy screaming blues popping the paparazzi camera

00:31:39.100 off hundreds of shots at a time it's slightly embellished she wasn't screaming he didn't have

00:31:44.200 a shirt on he had a uh short sleeve button down but his whole stomach everything was hanging out 0.98

00:31:48.340 like everything was hanging out so blues taking pictures we're like yo fucking stop listen to 0.97

00:31:52.120 what i'm saying to you stop he just keeps snapping he thought we were joking and i go yo you take 0.99

00:31:56.220 another picture i'm i'm punching you in this restaurant he finally listened but um you saw 0.98

00:32:00.920 jake it i jake needs uh he needs something he needs uh i i i fucking hate that i have to say 0.94

00:32:09.600 this but i believe jake if this wasn't it needs his tokyo what is something what is something 0.88

00:32:14.560 that is absolutely gonna push the reset button on him and because i've talked to him privately

00:32:19.520 we've talked to him on this podcast and um i i've even given him like very specific tactical advice

00:32:26.220 i believe he needs to take a long hiatus from youtube disappear sell his house try new things

00:32:32.460 gain some real skill gain some knowledge immerse himself in culture education books whatever it is

00:32:37.940 and find himself because i think he's a little lost right now i think still box all those are

00:32:42.840 great yeah definitely no trauma definitely more time like experience definitely help out for sure

00:32:48.100 and then you add puty into it oh my god same day two hours later second video back after his hiatus

00:32:55.840 and his video is all about jake paul financial freedom just an absolute and by the way we 0.99

00:33:02.500 watched the whole thing and i have to just say it once again pewdiepie is a is a fucking

00:33:07.120 entertainer it was it was absolutely hilarious and and it's good to have him back because his 0.96

00:33:12.860 shit's funny to watch but honestly my biggest note on it and it's something that i i had already 0.79

00:33:18.400 been thinking about the night before is man i'm i'm really enjoying not drinking nice i am really 0.91

00:33:24.960 and this is not a note for anyone I've said it before

00:33:27.060 I don't want anyone to follow that I mean if you want to

00:33:29.100 you can but as soon as

00:33:31.200 12am rolls around my

00:33:33.120 entire squad is a 1.00

00:33:35.140 group of basic white bitches 1.00

00:33:37.300 running around like a 1.00

00:33:39.140 bunch of chickens with their fucking heads cut 1.00

00:33:41.120 off 1.00

00:33:41.460 just 1.00

00:33:44.720 dumb shit being a normal human when you're drunk is 1.00

00:33:47.080 very difficult it's difficult and then 1.00

00:33:49.060 I and so I automatically elevate

00:33:50.940 to complete leadership of the

00:33:53.000 group nice get to have all the cool business conversations get to talk to all the managers

00:33:56.720 with all the people make a bunch of connections but for the most part also squash any major issues

00:34:02.780 that are happening around the group oh my god this person's doing that this person's doing that it's

00:34:07.120 just nice to be fully it's nice to be in that atmosphere where there's so much going on fully

00:34:12.900 in control of yourself it's it's an interest it's a very interesting dynamic and i would encourage

00:34:17.960 everyone to try it at least once go out experience nightlife not obliterated and see what see what

00:34:24.640 it feels like for you so i actually taught back to the story so oh wait what we went to pewdiepie

00:34:31.200 are we still going on this one you went you went to pewdiepie oh my bad um so i talked to jake this

00:34:37.340 this is just the wrap-up i did i did manage to speak to jake just for a little bit and um i did

00:34:42.040 kind of snap on him um via text he's just in this in in a bit of a limbo period right now in his

00:34:48.380 life and um quarter life crisis he's essentially yeah qlc classic did you have one well you my

00:34:55.360 whole life is for sure i was just lost i didn't have a like clue what i was doing where i was

00:35:04.020 going anything and then i just started finding the things i really love to do photography writing

00:35:09.620 painting all that stuff and then just exploded on that as much as i could possibly do in that

00:35:14.920 direction and it led me here i was hung over on that sunday um when i kind of like went off on

00:35:22.520 jake via text and just told him told him um what i think he should do next what i think he should

00:35:28.100 do about this um in an attempt to save face and and you know be be a big brother and um i tend to

00:35:35.460 it like sort of emotional when i'm when i'm hung over like sad almost and i saw uh something that

00:35:42.260 day a couple things that just were like making me sad and i got this super uh strong feeling of like

00:35:48.480 despair about where we are in society and i believe social media is great as it is and you know it's

00:35:56.060 my birthplace my my home amplifies a lot of the problems that we have which isn't great i'm i'm

00:36:03.140 very strongly yearning for the day where these platforms really do make us feel connected

00:36:09.160 instead of like constant wars clicks virality that tends to stem from negativity pessimism

00:36:15.480 um is that just human nature though to form tribes and clicks i i want to be optimistic and say

00:36:21.660 oh hold up yes yes yes but why did they have to be rooted in um like i said negativity it can

00:36:29.380 always be positivity but i mean it's just like people find like people and i'm some are most

00:36:35.240 outspoken than others i'm i'm i'm disappointed that most people the like people that find like

00:36:40.080 people most people have a problem with themselves and they take it out i also i also feel like a

00:36:46.160 lot of the people that are out making positive change in the world and doing things that make

00:36:50.920 them truly happy like boy and slat aren't aren't spending their days in like long form twitter

00:36:57.300 rants they're out making change you know what i'm saying like they have work to do like it's

00:37:01.720 almost like a it's almost like a proxy like a proximity and like a relevancy conversation as 0.63

00:37:08.120 it pertains to why we see so much negative shit because the people that are doing truly positive 0.98

00:37:13.460 shit helping people aren't tweeting and aren't aren't fucking posting instagram photos of them 0.99

00:37:18.460 standing with their ass out in front of a bathtub in mykonos those people can still they're doing 1.00

00:37:22.560 positive things they're doing shit like the like social media is a great place for the negative 1.00

00:37:27.120 people to turn to because it's it's already such a breeding ground for negativity people like to 0.98

00:37:32.760 complain we know this but i have a question logan does this make you mad what just like talking

00:37:36.900 to all this negativity on the internet we talked about this not not mad a like i said a very strong

00:37:42.920 feeling of despair of like of like hopelessness almost and what about you and and and um what 0.91

00:37:48.260 amplified that for me because i said i said i saw some sad shit that day there was a young man 0.97

00:37:53.880 who came up to me in the airport he wheeled his wheelchair up to me um dude had the fucking best 0.90

00:38:00.980 energy he's just like mate he was from the uk he's like i'm a big fan my girlfriend's a big fan

00:38:06.320 would you mind making a video for her name's tully so i made a video for him we just talked

00:38:10.360 in the airport had a brief conversation and um this dude smile a smile let me just like like 0.98

00:38:15.380 lit me up get on the plane as i'm deboarding the plane i see him um fuck i'm gonna get emotional 0.98

00:38:22.640 actually talking about this um oh fuck yeah there's always a paul brother crying on this show 0.99

00:38:30.500 it's every episode let the man weep oh no i love seeing i didn't even think he had feelings 0.96

00:38:35.020 so i'm getting off the plane and i see this dude um seated towards the front of the plane

00:38:41.340 as everyone's deboarding and he's waiting there and I was like hey man he goes thanks again Logan

00:38:47.400 I appreciate it I go bro like have a good day um yeah it's my pleasure and I walk past him and I

00:38:52.980 realize he's waiting for the entire plane to deboard before he gets in his wheelchair and

00:38:57.940 then leaves the plane and like um that made me realize like you don't you don't even think about

00:39:06.480 or understand the problems that people are having

00:39:09.060 and putting your life into perspective.

00:39:11.460 Like I got so much like empathy and respect for him

00:39:15.720 and the way he moves about his life

00:39:18.240 and still having like an energy that he had.

00:39:22.360 And it just, yeah, like a real sense

00:39:25.260 of like existential hopelessness 0.99

00:39:28.020 stemmed from like all this shit. 0.99

00:39:29.200 I'm like, I'm crying about it. 0.99

00:39:31.640 But yeah, man.

00:39:34.540 do you want to know why he's so happy by the way he's a perspective expert when i was in when i was

00:39:41.460 in new york city last week with lana we went for a quick night she got done with what she was doing

00:39:47.360 at her job whatever she did some feature it was 3 30 in the morning we rolled out we walked over

00:39:52.620 to joe's pizza we were walking in probably about the same age as that guy same kind of build white

00:39:59.260 guy in a wheelchair except he wasn't waiting for everyone to deboard a plane he was sitting

00:40:05.020 outside joe's pizza in 26 degree weather with a sheet over him shooting heroin into his foot

00:40:11.020 same so so like it's it's a it's just a perspective thing like that guy logan made

00:40:17.780 that video for he knows that someone somewhere is suffering immensely worse than he has

00:40:24.900 and so it's it's it's but yeah i mean i saw the effect that it had on him because well just like

00:40:30.760 yo if he if he's if he is moving about his life with the positivity that he has yeah what the 0.99

00:40:36.480 fuck am i gonna complain about some petty bullshit like yo shut the fuck up dude people are always 1.00

00:40:43.380 whining about something and it can and it can get so much worse like please just check yourself 1.00

00:40:50.740 check yourself before you whine about something because it there are people like with legitimate

00:40:55.640 problems out there people who are legitimately struggling with something and to see just like 0.98

00:40:59.440 a lot of these like just like just babies bro snags on twitter just saying shit about snags 0.94

00:41:06.440 sensitive new age guy complaining about something i don't know bro i don't know i just started 0.55

00:41:12.200 getting super in my feelings about it definitely jazzed up so mike to you does like does the snag

00:41:18.220 movement this is like negative always being toxic type stuff does that does that make you mad mike

00:41:24.820 nothing nothing no nothing really makes me mad because what i've realized over the past like

00:41:32.180 few months is that there's there kind of is almost an equal weight especially for

00:41:37.640 celebs or influencers of negative and positive messaging when i go through my messages yeah

00:41:43.080 there's like aren't you 35 i i go i think to myself i'm like aren't you nine like what are 0.95

00:41:49.020 we just telling each other what ages we are what the fuck is going on right now for every one of 1.00

00:41:53.420 those like you're fucking a porn star okay i know that like what what what are you doing 1.00

00:41:59.660 and for every one of those there's hey i'll get a message hey i was very seriously considering 1.00

00:42:06.540 hurting myself in the past week upon watching your videos and knowing that you made it out of

00:42:13.240 whatever funk you were in in your life i did not do that i was i have been abused i'm in ohio i've

00:42:22.120 been abusing heroin for the past eight years knowing that you walked away from that makes me

00:42:27.080 not want to do heroin anymore so like do i get affected when somebody's like you're like the

00:42:33.260 same age as my father no not really no i'm kind of chilling bro because like

00:42:40.320 so what you're saying is that doesn't make you mad mike

00:42:43.640 here we go here we go i i can't believe i can't believe you just did that

00:42:50.020 i don't know if you know this but i literally started with logan he went through an entire

00:42:55.120 emotional breakdown mike just got jazzed with that mind with the entire thing in mind i can't

00:42:59.420 believe that shake my hand brother i give you permission to speak at your leisure nice yeah

00:43:04.840 what do you want to say we'll sit back for a second all right you may have seen actually let

00:43:08.920 me let me let me let me start from the beginning here while ago we made a uh documentary in mock

00:43:14.720 form let's call it a mockumentary a parody um trolling the flat earth community we infiltrated

00:43:21.740 the flat earth community under the guys that i logan paul convinced by my friend mike believes

00:43:26.180 that the earth is flat we don't we're not we're not morons but um we we we uh made a very strong

00:43:34.640 satire it was like a hit piece on the community now we interviewed the flat earthers at this

00:43:40.340 convention that we went to and we got consent forms and waivers permission for them to be in

00:43:45.500 the film from every single person we interviewed one guy who was standing there with a rocket

00:43:50.200 apparently he shoots himself into space with this homemade rocket so he could prove that the earth

00:43:55.800 is flat so we could see it we don't we're not relying on nasa i'm gonna do myself and he built

00:43:59.940 it i think he had a couple successful runs his name was mad mike hughes he was on tosh.no he's

00:44:04.480 a great he was great he was super he was super passionate about building these rockets and on

00:44:09.580 his mission to prove that the earth is flat um we learned that he's notorious for suing people

00:44:15.120 that make him look bad the living shit for defamation of character no sure enough three 0.70

00:44:21.780 months later lawsuit mad mike hughes suing logan paul and mike malak i was glad that my first ever 0.94

00:44:28.500 lawsuit ever for well for this at least for half a million dollars in damages and he wanted us to

00:44:35.580 go to jail for i was gonna say five but you're holding three three years yeah i was giving two

00:44:40.360 so i'll just do one three three years three years five hundred thousand in damages those youtube

00:44:44.640 adsense monies weren't that great back then um and it's a real and it was a real lawsuit like

00:44:50.500 not some bullshit like he wasn't just saying it on twitter the legal team over at whatever whatever

00:44:55.220 and whatever got involved and they were monitoring the situation and it was still ongoing and even up 0.97

00:45:01.280 until you know a week or so ago we had heard about it we flew home from las vegas yesterday and when

00:45:07.400 we got off the plane we found out that mad mad mike hughes crashed his rocket he's dead mad mike

00:45:15.640 hughes is dead he crashed his steam powered rocket and perished in the accident yeah what a legend

00:45:23.280 though i mean just they call him mad mike hughes live by the sword die by the daredevil facts dude

00:45:29.320 um he's like evil knievel kind of very much so backyard rocket scientist that's that's legendary

00:45:34.660 yeah so so what happened was upon i think uh i saw the video upon takeoff the parachute got

00:45:40.360 ripped off of the uh the rocket and uh so he just bro it was actually horrifying he just

00:45:46.700 nosedived into the earth and obviously was just killed upon impact um so i mean rest in peace 0.96

00:45:53.820 to this fucking legend mad mike hughes um condolences to to his family and all and all 0.96

00:46:01.300 his friends everyone in the flat earth community like uh although like i definitely like don't 0.96

00:46:05.580 think the earth is fly i gotta i gotta feel for y'all here um because he was definitely a uh

00:46:09.740 a front runner in the movement i don't yeah i don't wish he made it up to space and up his way

00:46:14.120 back down he didn't make it up to space yeah the rocket like oh on the way up yeah they're not they're

00:46:18.520 not space rockets they're like uh steam powered steam powered like how high is he going probably

00:46:23.060 500 000 a couple hundred no stop he's not 100 feet he's not going very water powered rocket 0.92

00:46:29.960 at the end of domino rally went higher than that there's no fucking there's no way how i would say 0.85

00:46:34.440 Final answer is 1,000 to 2,000 feet. 0.96

00:46:36.440 That's it.

00:46:37.020 He's not going very high.

00:46:37.780 And he was trying to read the curvature from that height.

00:46:40.560 Like from that height.

00:46:41.580 Why don't you just take a point?

00:46:42.820 Yeah.

00:46:43.480 I never wish badly upon anyone.

00:46:45.680 Even someone suing us.

00:46:47.180 Like it really is unfortunate.

00:46:49.100 And I did see once again, back to the negative side of the internet, 1.00

00:46:52.180 did see some really nasty fucking comments. 0.99

00:46:54.580 Dude, the tweets on the thread. 0.99

00:46:56.660 I don't even know if I can read them because they'll be taken out of context.

00:47:00.800 I don't.

00:47:01.140 I don't.

00:47:01.400 Like I actually don't think that's. 0.98

00:47:02.480 but the the tweets under the thread of the video oh my god bro people are people are fucking ruthless 0.83

00:47:10.080 the only the only thing that i would say is 0.91

00:47:14.160 yeah nothing they're saying i would say is nothing they're saying here at the bottom of

00:47:19.840 this article that it was worth it for him to have this incredible death to create awareness for the

00:47:27.440 movement it did go viral yeah i'm gonna be honest that's where i'm gonna put my foot down and say

00:47:34.380 like please stop please please stop look at like how many signs you need before it's like yo cut 0.99

00:47:40.820 the shit people are getting hurt people are dying trying to trying to prove that the earth is flat 0.98

00:47:45.420 just like i've said it so many times in this podcast because we did get involved like it's 0.99

00:47:50.640 over it is so over and done it was like a wave for a little bit because people form little clicks

00:47:55.600 and want it to be

00:47:56.580 a part of something

00:47:57.720 but it's done dude

00:47:58.660 the earth is round

00:47:59.920 as a baseball

00:48:01.400 as spherical 1.00

00:48:02.860 as a testicle 1.00

00:48:04.580 they would say 1.00

00:48:05.540 they would say

00:48:06.560 that was bad

00:48:07.000 they would say

00:48:07.520 do you know how many 0.99

00:48:08.740 because testicles aren't even spherical 0.98

00:48:09.760 they're 0.72

00:48:10.300 they're ovular

00:48:11.700 they're close

00:48:12.400 yeah but so is the earth

00:48:13.380 the earth is pear shaped

00:48:14.520 so maybe that was

00:48:15.440 the earth is pear shaped

00:48:16.680 what are you talking about

00:48:17.860 oh you didn't know

00:48:18.580 what's your problem

00:48:19.660 have you ever seen a pear

00:48:20.780 yeah

00:48:21.280 the earth is pear shaped

00:48:22.820 no it's not

00:48:23.400 yes it is

00:48:24.060 pear shaped earth

00:48:25.060 it's it's it's a weak pair it's a weak pair um since the earth is flattened at the poles and

00:48:31.760 bulges at the equator geodesy represents the figure of the earth has an oblate spheroid the

00:48:35.820 oblate spheroid or oblate ellipsoid is an ellipsoid of revolution obtained by rotating

00:48:40.100 an ellipse about its shorter axis right um refining the earth's pair shape i actually

00:48:44.520 heard this from neil's grass tyson so if you're gonna come at me come at neil's grass tyson

00:48:48.160 yeah but it's not a pair it's dude a pair is like dude it's a it's a weak pair it's not it's

00:48:53.760 it's like this

00:48:56.560 no it's not

00:48:57.480 it's not the first one

00:48:58.440 it's like this

00:48:58.880 it ain't the first one 0.99

00:49:00.200 bullshit 0.99

00:49:00.440 it's like this 1.00

00:49:01.020 no way

00:49:01.760 no it's not

00:49:02.700 it is

00:49:03.280 it has a big stem

00:49:04.440 growing on

00:49:04.920 on top of it

00:49:05.560 how are you gonna go

00:49:06.420 from the flat earth

00:49:07.100 to this 0.99

00:49:07.460 the earth is a penis 0.98

00:49:10.400 the earth is shaped 1.00

00:49:11.120 like a penis 1.00

00:49:11.620 the earth is a dick 1.00

00:49:12.060 and that's on god 0.99

00:49:12.820 no I think

00:49:13.400 I think it's actually

00:49:14.100 like this

00:49:14.600 I think it's like this

00:49:16.060 actually that looks 1.00

00:49:17.260 so stupid 1.00

00:49:17.920 this is ridiculous 1.00

00:49:18.500 I just heard it bro 0.97

00:49:19.520 on Joe Rogan

00:49:20.100 I mean dude

00:49:20.520 it's totally possible

00:49:21.260 things could have

00:49:21.980 fallen off

00:49:22.520 who knows

00:49:23.400 There's no way it's a perfect sphere.

00:49:24.580 I get that.

00:49:25.220 But I mean, it's got to be a little bit not shaped like a pear.

00:49:28.560 What about that third row in the middle?

00:49:29.740 This one?

00:49:30.220 Down.

00:49:30.740 No, down.

00:49:31.280 This one?

00:49:31.700 Down.

00:49:32.220 Down.

00:49:32.580 This one?

00:49:33.000 Yeah.

00:49:33.300 What's that?

00:49:33.980 Oh, I like the one on the left.

00:49:35.700 I could believe that.

00:49:37.220 Neil deGrasse Tyson first says that.

00:49:39.120 Next, I'll tell them the earth is shaped like a shiitake mushroom.

00:49:41.800 Oh, wait.

00:49:42.180 I'll see.

00:49:42.760 Oh, I think this is a meme page.

00:49:44.440 Yeah.

00:49:45.500 You got to get caught because some people will come across this and believe it. 1.00

00:49:47.980 You really fucked yourself into a fuck fest on this one, man. 1.00

00:49:51.180 What do you mean? 1.00

00:49:51.560 I mean, which one of those looks is the earth?

00:49:54.520 Yeah, you just definitely said the earth is not flat

00:49:56.260 and then said it's shaped like a pear.

00:49:57.820 I need you to make a decision here.

00:49:59.060 Yeah, I think you might end up with some issues.

00:50:00.200 Yo, quote me.

00:50:01.700 The earth is shaped like a pear. 1.00

00:50:05.120 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:50:06.020 The earth is pear. 1.00

00:50:07.440 The earth is pear.

00:50:08.900 People around the globe know that.

00:50:10.280 Hey, I produced that song, just so everyone knows.

00:50:12.360 I never got any credit for it.

00:50:13.540 We made it in a hotel room.

00:50:14.600 You want people to stop searching this

00:50:17.800 or stop working on this theory that the earth is flat.

00:50:21.060 I hate it.

00:50:22.920 Yeah, but they would say that this is the same kind of thing that the apostles heard.

00:50:30.700 You know, or like, you know what I'm saying?

00:50:33.260 They are so, they're not just going to be like, Mike Hughes is dead.

00:50:37.580 Our theory is over.

00:50:38.740 And more so, Logan Paul has publicly shunned us and told us to stop his move. 0.99

00:50:45.440 Like, if anything, that's going to fuel their shit more. 0.99

00:50:48.100 Hold on a second. 1.00

00:50:51.060 I know that.

00:50:51.780 I've done it before.

00:50:52.820 The whole mockumentary was about it.

00:50:54.100 I have no problem bringing awareness to it. 1.00

00:50:57.720 I just, like, use your fucking brain. 1.00

00:51:00.680 Stop wasting time trying to prove something that has been proven the opposite for hundreds of years now. 1.00

00:51:07.860 Unless you're that Steve dude.

00:51:09.420 What was the dude's name, Steve?

00:51:11.060 Where he's like, he's like, hello.

00:51:15.680 I don't know, but he was great.

00:51:17.580 Is this Robert?

00:51:18.660 We love Robert.

00:51:19.700 i love i love their enthusiasm i love them as people they're they're fascinating to me that's

00:51:25.980 why we did what we did they're awesome they're entertaining but like yo is there a chance they're 0.95

00:51:32.140 trolling us yes totally possible yeah are they are we the idiots here uh no they're still the 1.00

00:51:39.100 idiots i don't think so i think they're elevated i think they're operating on a level that we can't 1.00

00:51:43.980 even comprehend they're trolling the entire world the flat world wow they're trolling the entire 1.00

00:51:51.700 pear-shaped they are i think i i have a theory that robbie davidson doesn't think the earth is

00:52:00.960 flat yeah robbie davidson makes his money off the conventions convinces people to believe this 0.70

00:52:05.940 somewhat fringe thing that maybe could be technically true but not fucking really 0.68

00:52:10.240 i got one one quick unpopular opinion too i heard this the other day in vegas right before we left 0.67

00:52:15.960 supposedly the argument between jake and zane was about the flat earth no impossible whoa really

00:52:24.540 and you heard it here first and zane malik is actually a hardcore flat earther oh no way

00:52:29.200 and jake was trying to argue him and uh gg hadid is actually robbie davidson's daughter

00:52:34.640 is uh is this a western civilization thing like if you were to go around the world would you find

00:52:43.740 other people that think the earth is flat for sure well you can't go around the world you don't

00:52:47.180 well you know go under it okay to get to if you dug some sort of tunnel to wherever the hell you

00:52:53.240 have to go to get to some other place on this planet would they are they still flatter believers

00:52:57.840 absolutely but they're upside down dude dude dude that's australia they're just like my

00:53:03.160 keep these coming these are great these are great they walk on their heads oh no

00:53:08.500 i'm a flat earth for sure bro this the statistic is insane how many people think this is real how

00:53:17.920 many you did the research this is our expert like what's under the earth is everybody's doodle bob

00:53:22.520 under the earth is that how it works i don't know i think we need to go to the core of the earth

00:53:26.580 like his lana roads anal roads down everything's just backwards or upside down there oh okay i'm

00:53:32.980 sorry there's a there's a science alert.com no one-third of millennials don't actually think

00:53:37.900 the earth is flat there i may have seen some inflated statistic um we're just getting trolled

00:53:43.340 it also completely depends on where you're raised because something tells me the flyover states got

00:53:49.140 a lot more flat earthers than the californians and new yorkers well i bet you there's even more

00:53:53.000 in antarctica i spent some time there as a kid oh no we're back all right let's move on

00:53:57.560 just so you know

00:54:02.640 this whole documentary

00:54:03.700 has been coming up a lot

00:54:04.480 we should probably do another one

00:54:05.560 do you know I have an IMDB

00:54:06.960 did I tell you 0.98

00:54:07.920 shut up 0.99

00:54:08.420 look me up 0.98

00:54:09.200 you're gonna love this

00:54:10.540 Mike Malak

00:54:11.780 this came from

00:54:12.520 Mike's morning Google search

00:54:13.920 of himself

00:54:14.520 no

00:54:15.120 someone posted it

00:54:16.740 sure 0.68

00:54:17.080 shut up 1.00

00:54:19.020 you're a girl 1.00

00:54:19.680 that's singing 1.00

00:54:20.340 oh skip it

00:54:21.020 oh sorry

00:54:21.400 Mike Malak

00:54:26.060 flat earth to the edge

00:54:27.060 back micro

00:54:27.940 I didn't see that

00:54:32.180 because I saw my phone

00:54:34.040 true Jordy podcast himself guest

00:54:36.660 nice 0.68

00:54:37.620 holy shit micro influencer as 0.97

00:54:40.940 Mike Malak didn't they get it backwards 0.99

00:54:42.820 which one am I in real life

00:54:44.940 you keep on this line train you're gonna be macro real

00:54:48.920 soon you're not even micro anymore

00:54:50.980 you're mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid

00:54:52.200 I met Magic Johnson

00:54:54.360 here's the unfortunate part

00:54:57.140 I had no idea

00:54:59.260 I was meeting Magic Johnson

00:55:00.700 not a clue

00:55:02.740 I'm like this dude's dope

00:55:04.440 conversational

00:55:05.400 a lot of people look at him

00:55:06.620 we're just having a good time 0.99

00:55:07.560 fucking around 0.98

00:55:08.020 talking about whatever 0.99

00:55:08.720 and I look at Mike

00:55:10.300 and Mike's

00:55:10.780 Mike's standing in the corner

00:55:11.980 like this

00:55:12.500 I'm talking to this guy

00:55:14.220 and Mike

00:55:15.740 I stopped talking to him

00:55:17.180 I'm like

00:55:17.540 what was going on there

00:55:19.540 I said I was living

00:55:20.880 vicariously through

00:55:21.860 for such an important

00:55:22.960 moment in my life

00:55:23.760 Usually I'll walk over.

00:55:24.840 I'm usually with him and Jeff too.

00:55:26.840 We'll just walk up in groups.

00:55:27.900 But at this moment, he was walking up to Magic and Steve Harvey.

00:55:30.740 I said, I'm going to sit this one out.

00:55:32.080 And I just watched.

00:55:33.080 And they shook hands.

00:55:34.060 And Magic Johnson was like, good to meet you, brother.

00:55:36.980 What did he say to you?

00:55:38.180 I forget.

00:55:38.820 I made him laugh.

00:55:39.520 I went into jokes real quick.

00:55:43.160 But you know what?

00:55:44.000 I don't mind that I didn't know who he was.

00:55:45.720 No, that's fine.

00:55:46.060 You know why? 0.99

00:55:46.740 Because I know for a fucking fact he didn't know who I was. 0.99

00:55:49.480 And we were connecting as two human strangers that were having a good ass time. 0.99

00:55:52.880 That's cool. 0.94

00:55:53.220 Yeah. 0.97

00:55:53.660 And I will say, I'm definitely more at fault for not fucking realizing who it is. 0.97

00:55:58.020 I'm not a basketball fan. 0.98

00:55:59.560 I'm not.

00:56:00.340 So I don't know.

00:56:01.340 But how did you not know?

00:56:03.260 I was going to say, he's one of those people that transcends sporting.

00:56:05.960 Absolutely.

00:56:06.200 He's like magic.

00:56:07.740 Yeah, of course.

00:56:08.300 I know his name for sure.

00:56:09.820 Nice.

00:56:10.120 For sure I've heard his name for sure.

00:56:11.780 For sure.

00:56:12.040 I could have told you basketball for sure.

00:56:16.000 I just don't know much about his legacy.

00:56:17.840 And excuse my ignorance for all the basketball fans right now who are literally just cringing

00:56:22.040 listening to me say this.

00:56:23.380 some things I just don't know about 1.00

00:56:25.340 and it's like fucking kill me 0.99

00:56:26.820 if that's so bad. 1.00

00:56:28.260 What?

00:56:29.100 I mean, don't really kill me.

00:56:30.380 I was gonna say.

00:56:31.060 Like, don't.

00:56:32.120 So can you imagine?

00:56:33.000 Held up at gunpoint. 1.00

00:56:33.860 You don't fucking know. 1.00

00:56:34.800 You don't know what magic is? 1.00

00:56:36.240 Fucking Johnsoners. 1.00

00:56:37.120 Fuck you. 1.00

00:56:39.600 We went to the club 1.00

00:56:40.660 after.

00:56:43.160 Yep.

00:56:43.760 To Marquis. 1.00

00:56:44.600 I found out that telling girls

00:56:46.280 that I can't talk to them

00:56:47.500 because I have a girlfriend

00:56:48.580 is actually a horrible 0.99

00:56:50.160 fucking strategy. 1.00

00:56:51.320 Oh, that's like gasoline 1.00

00:56:52.280 on a garbage. 0.96

00:56:52.720 Horrible. 1.00

00:56:53.080 never seen anything like it i saw there were these two girls that were that were eye penetrating me

00:56:57.180 and i told jeff i said jeff please monitor the situation they they intercept intercept they found

00:57:04.300 their way over to me it was it and by the way i called it after the fact it quite literally probably

00:57:08.580 one of the most layup threesomes i've ever seen in my life so i'm standing there with my hands to

00:57:12.340 my side and i said good good to meet you girls i said i would have came up and said hi sooner except

00:57:18.320 I just got into a relationship

00:57:20.880 and I have a girlfriend and I

00:57:23.000 thought once again that they would

00:57:24.940 say the following sentence I'm so

00:57:26.960 happy for you wish

00:57:28.880 nothing but the best for you and your new girlfriend

00:57:30.620 she said to me 1.00

00:57:32.480 why the fuck would you do that 1.00

00:57:35.020 you're so fucking hot 1.00

00:57:36.180 and I was like 1.00

00:57:38.800 this fucking 1.00

00:57:40.960 this is fucked Jeff kicked me in the 1.00

00:57:43.040 balls he saw me he saw me just having a quick 1.00

00:57:45.080 three second conversation that's another

00:57:47.000 Thing 1.00

00:57:47.580 Kick me in the nuts 1.00

00:57:49.060 Hard 1.00

00:57:50.200 Jeff was

00:57:51.300 Jeff was on one

00:57:52.240 Are we doing this

00:57:53.820 He's saying 1.00

00:57:54.720 No but fuck that 1.00

00:57:55.560 No no no 1.00

00:57:56.320 Hold him accountable

00:57:56.940 Respect him

00:57:57.900 Hold him accountable

00:57:59.480 By snitching on him

00:58:01.080 Alright

00:58:01.540 How about some of the other stuff

00:58:03.000 He rode the Zamboni

00:58:03.980 You rode the Zamboni around

00:58:05.340 You rode the 0.74

00:58:06.380 Jeff was

00:58:06.820 Jeff equally

00:58:07.980 So this is how I knew

00:58:09.060 How the night was going

00:58:09.700 I was standing up top

00:58:10.600 Sober as a judge

00:58:11.420 Drinking water

00:58:12.020 And I looked down at him

00:58:13.380 He's got a bottle of 42

00:58:14.880 Upside down

00:58:16.080 chugging it like a bazooka into his mouth Jeff right next to him has a bottle of vodka chugging

00:58:22.220 it upside down David the German videographer is there just videoing all of it I go we're gonna

00:58:27.540 lose these guys he we do we lose Logan and we go outside and me and Jeff venture down these stairs

00:58:33.240 and we once we get outside he starts knocking over cones a guy on a Zamboni vacuum cleaner 0.99

00:58:38.740 cleaner drives by Jeff hops on the back of it he's riding around the fucking casino on a Zamboni 0.99

00:58:43.160 Like an ice paver 1.00

00:58:46.080 What else did you do

00:58:47.740 Hey just don't drink it

00:58:49.460 We can't say what he did

00:58:50.380 You were yelling at people

00:58:52.220 Who were yelling at other people

00:58:53.540 Hey stop yelling

00:58:54.960 If you're gonna yell

00:58:55.600 Just don't yell at me

00:58:56.520 He got Las Vegas

00:58:58.040 Las Vegas drunk

00:59:00.480 Can't even say that 1.00

00:59:01.240 Oh he blacked bro 1.00

00:59:02.520 I want to ask a question 1.00

00:59:04.820 That we had a conversation

00:59:05.980 About this morning

00:59:06.680 Join us actually

00:59:07.840 Comment below what you think

00:59:09.460 Mike asked us this morning

00:59:11.820 what'd you say about the phone call and the billion dollars

00:59:15.300 and happiness

00:59:15.820 well let's give them the full context

00:59:19.400 I mean that's pretty much it

00:59:20.600 no a guest of this show

00:59:23.100 a prior host of this show

00:59:25.220 who you have all become in love with

00:59:27.380 and aren't quite committed to in your lives I'm sure

00:59:29.340 because you watched 150 episodes of them

00:59:31.260 has recently

00:59:33.260 found what he

00:59:35.460 calls true happiness

00:59:37.360 in Hawaii he is 1.00

00:59:38.780 happy as a fucking 1.00

00:59:41.060 clam and shit a pig and shit a clam in a shit shell i don't fucking know he's happy uh so he 1.00

00:59:47.620 lives in hawaii he's super happy the sentiment is there and and what did you say you said i said i 1.00

00:59:53.820 said this spencer raw i fucking love you i love you with all my heart i just said this i think 0.81

00:59:58.920 when we see spencer again he's not gonna be the kid who he was when he left this show which is 0.85

01:00:02.880 probably a good thing right people change maybe but he but he's super happy and somehow happy as 0.81

01:00:07.160 a clam and shit and i said and i said um it's funny because there are a bunch of people 0.98

01:00:14.500 who there are probably people tomorrow who might make a billion dollars in one day 0.99

01:00:18.800 and you and he might say wow that person made a billion dollars in one day and and and look at

01:00:25.920 spencer's you know maybe what you consider fleeting happiness as something that is subpar to that

01:00:31.440 billion dollars and i said i would i what did i say exactly the premise was this mike said i would

01:00:37.860 rather get the call from someone who said hey yo what's good i just found true joy and happiness

01:00:43.160 pure elation then yo i made a billion dollars yesterday i said no yeah you were adamant on

01:00:51.640 this ah very defensive i said no here's why bro i i get it money doesn't buy happiness

01:00:57.480 it actually pushes happiness away

01:01:00.180 I'm starting to believe that

01:01:01.880 I truly do believe that money is

01:01:04.220 quite honestly the root of evil

01:01:05.600 should I describe the scenario as I saw it

01:01:07.780 to an extent

01:01:09.320 keep going

01:01:11.060 my argument was this

01:01:13.520 happiness and I'll just use

01:01:16.260 Spencer

01:01:16.680 he's either A happy

01:01:20.160 or B he thinks he's happy

01:01:22.160 a lot of people fall into the trap

01:01:24.080 that I'm happy

01:01:25.400 happiness can be fleeting if you're not living in a uh in a constant state of elation or you're like

01:01:34.160 wired differently where it's harder for you to achieve happiness i think i think it can be

01:01:39.280 dangerous to assume that you're happy when tomorrow you might be sad a week from now you

01:01:44.300 might find um uh uh what's a like a chronic sadness that that leads into like depression

01:01:50.900 like happiness is is a state of mind that is not permanent not a destination it is not a destination

01:01:57.000 it is not a destination fucking perfect it it is a it is a journey that you're you're trying to

01:02:03.360 reach your whole life it could be gone you know you make a billion dollars you got it in the bank 0.93

01:02:07.000 account in one day that is sick i'm not saying it'll make you happy but one thing with a billion

01:02:13.340 dollars man something tells me you ain't gonna be sad all the time except they kill themselves all

01:02:17.840 the time all the time psychologists say they found the exact amount of money you need to be happy

01:02:23.040 2018 article this study analyzed data from over 1.7 million people in 164 countries

01:02:29.400 the ideal income for individuals is 95 000 a year for life satisfaction

01:02:36.020 and 60 to 75 000 a year for emotional well-being the study published in the journal natural nature

01:02:43.980 human behavior found that once the threshold was reached further increases in income were actually

01:02:49.840 associated with reduced happiness researchers defined life satisfaction as an overall assessment

01:02:56.780 of how one is doing while emotional well-being refers to a person's day-to-day feelings such

01:03:00.600 as happiness sadness excitement and anger this is the final part there is a happiness tipping point

01:03:05.140 the more you have the more you want the study concluded the small decline puts one's level of

01:03:11.340 well-being closer to individuals who make slightly lower incomes perhaps due to the cost that comes

01:03:15.440 with highest incomes okay all right here's my argument that tipping point has a cap

01:03:20.180 we're not talking about millionaires we're not talking about multi-millionaires i'm talking about

01:03:24.940 billionaires they i'm sure they billionaires they included them in the study i'm absolutely

01:03:30.360 positive they did so even if they didn't mike mike mentioned to me earlier how did you say

01:03:35.280 that like you know you know billionaires that are sad and absolutely well i mean you could just look

01:03:40.060 at 100 millionaires and billionaires who have committed suicide clearly they they you know it

01:03:44.220 may have been other men so now i'll ask you to like fact like who oh i mean because my argument

01:03:49.780 to mike was i love google it's my favorite thing by the way you're gonna find there's not there's

01:03:54.860 not not one you're gonna find some but you don't there's it's not happening like crazy dude what

01:04:00.680 i'm saying is this well i mean statistically proportionately obviously you're not gonna

01:04:05.120 hear as many stories of 100 millionaires who have committed suicide because there's not

01:04:08.360 as many of them so the story is going to be much less saturating than the than the percentage of

01:04:13.200 people who do it without it do you understand what i'm saying it's a less prevalent story i disagree

01:04:17.240 i disagree i think i think there's definitely less hundred millionaires yes i agree without

01:04:21.100 100 yep and so and that is why if they were to end their life the story would be should be that

01:04:26.820 much more prevalent and it is and it is but i've seen it you like how many times like once twice

01:04:31.020 i don't know my argument to mike was just like do you know have billionaires opened up to you

01:04:35.320 about how they're feeling?

01:04:36.860 Do they live in a constant sadness?

01:04:40.200 I said one because my mother works directly

01:04:42.300 for a guy in Connecticut

01:04:43.540 that is a multi-billionaire.

01:04:45.920 I've had multiple very long conversations with him.

01:04:49.560 Go ahead, slam dunk it.

01:04:51.340 I'm going to give you a layup.

01:04:52.980 So here's why Mike may actually be right.

01:04:56.760 This was my original opinion.

01:04:58.320 We were having a conversation

01:04:59.220 and we did an analogy.

01:05:01.820 I love analogies.

01:05:03.060 I want you to stand up.

01:05:04.460 I want you to do this with me.

01:05:05.820 Do you remember what you said?

01:05:07.880 This was the analogy.

01:05:11.700 I said, you make a billion dollars

01:05:13.420 in your bank account.

01:05:14.600 That is awesome. Technically, you did it.

01:05:17.020 Happiness, this is happiness.

01:05:19.160 There's a man running around

01:05:20.600 the stage.

01:05:22.280 He's saying happiness is fleeting.

01:05:23.940 You think you found it. Maybe you have.

01:05:26.020 You have to chase it. He's joyous.

01:05:28.100 He's light.

01:05:31.320 He's running around.

01:05:32.340 He's hiding now.

01:05:33.160 and you have to go look for him.

01:05:34.740 Happiness is hiding in the bathroom.

01:05:36.420 All right, all right, all right.

01:05:37.420 They get it.

01:05:37.900 Come on.

01:05:38.920 He's really making a scene.

01:05:40.700 Happiness doesn't want to be seen.

01:05:42.180 Happiness is now returned.

01:05:43.600 What is it?

01:05:43.980 What do we got?

01:05:45.440 How long was the camera not connected

01:05:46.980 while I was running around?

01:05:50.600 Probably should have told him sooner,

01:05:51.760 don't you think, guys?

01:05:52.760 Was it connected before that, though?

01:05:55.460 Yeah.

01:05:55.840 Hey, look, the point is this.

01:05:58.280 That's what I'm saying. 0.99

01:05:58.760 Happiness, bro, who fucking... 0.99

01:05:59.980 You feel good one day, you don't. 1.00

01:06:01.180 Happiness is running away from you, chasing it.

01:06:03.160 You want to get it?

01:06:04.180 I said, yo, you make a billion dollars in one day, this is that. 0.91

01:06:08.340 There's a large 220-pound man approaching a feeble old man. 0.96

01:06:12.580 Jumps on him.

01:06:14.000 It's a billion dollars holding in his hands.

01:06:16.040 You got it, bro.

01:06:17.600 But it's quite the burden.

01:06:20.340 Bingo.

01:06:21.740 Bingo. 1.00

01:06:22.960 My fucking back. 1.00

01:06:25.180 Exactly. 1.00

01:06:25.960 Matt goes, but Logan, how much of a burden was that?

01:06:30.320 Sorry, but Mike, how much of a burden was that?

01:06:32.280 it almost killed me

01:06:33.220 it almost broke my back

01:06:34.240 it made me want to sever

01:06:35.100 all of my relationships

01:06:35.800 with my family

01:06:36.440 out of fear

01:06:36.960 that they were after me

01:06:37.740 for my money

01:06:38.440 it was terrible

01:06:39.480 so I was like 0.99

01:06:40.760 oh shit 1.00

01:06:41.220 maybe you're fucking right 1.00

01:06:42.340 I don't know 0.96

01:06:42.640 that said

01:06:43.180 we also have this research

01:06:45.620 so I mean

01:06:46.520 that research man

01:06:47.220 everyone knows that

01:06:48.300 like every single person

01:06:49.600 on the entire planet

01:06:50.240 is different

01:06:50.600 if you had a million dollars

01:06:51.900 today you might be happy

01:06:52.880 if you gave a million dollars

01:06:53.900 to a person who's

01:06:54.640 chronically depressed

01:06:55.380 they might still have issues

01:06:56.620 I don't like what you're doing

01:06:57.600 right now

01:06:58.000 because what it's doing

01:06:59.160 is it's discounting

01:07:01.200 scientific research 0.99

01:07:02.180 They pulled 1.7 million fucking people. 0.99

01:07:05.200 I understand that, but did they go into- 0.99

01:07:06.260 You're on marketwatch.com.

01:07:07.380 Brother, brother, once again, you're discounted-

01:07:09.700 What is marketwatch? 0.99

01:07:10.960 Marketwatch is one of the most watch and trusted sites for fucking- 0.99

01:07:14.540 I'm not denying science. 0.98

01:07:15.480 I'm saying-

01:07:16.300 And market moving and stock analysis.

01:07:19.440 What I'm saying is outside of their scope, outside of their scope, there might be people

01:07:23.800 that are very happy with the last.

01:07:25.260 I get it. 1.00

01:07:25.560 People that live in third world countries that have absolutely no money.

01:07:29.020 Do you want to have a conversation about what's called outliers versus dependents and independents here?

01:07:33.280 We get that, but we don't know who they interview.

01:07:34.740 This is 1.7 million people. 0.99

01:07:36.200 You're bringing up the exceptions to the rule, which are these people that live in third world countries. 1.00

01:07:38.820 There's billions of people that live in less than ideal situations and that are happy. 0.96

01:07:43.180 So are we equating money with happiness?

01:07:45.360 I understand this is the ideal sum of money that a person could have to make them happy.

01:07:49.880 Okay, I get it.

01:07:50.680 But is that true for everyone?

01:07:52.500 And it's not.

01:07:53.440 You can't say this is the ideal sum.

01:07:56.040 It's completely subjective.

01:07:56.300 You're 100% right.

01:07:57.400 and also on that same note like even though this this this is a fun article they're not they don't

01:08:04.700 you know what i'm saying like they didn't publish this with some sort of like hoping it would have

01:08:08.260 some sort of impact but i guess what they're getting at is and i've read the whole article

01:08:11.880 in the past is that as you start to make a ton of money 100 fuck it you know 500 000 a year then

01:08:19.340 750 all a lot of these people all they start thinking about is how do i do one two how do i 1.00

01:08:24.500 do two four how do i do four eight how do i do and then the wife's sitting there she's fucking 0.98

01:08:28.820 the guy that's making 50 000 a year cleaning the pool and and all this other shit is happening on 1.00

01:08:33.460 the side because the only thing you're thinking about is relevancy money how do i get more cars 0.97

01:08:39.640 planes flights vacations and that shit that constant chase for more in life is very very 0.97

01:08:47.680 just draining problematic like the more money you come upon the more problems you'll see more money 0.99

01:08:53.700 more problems bro biggie smalls he's exactly fucking right and it's not even just the problems 0.75

01:08:58.040 that come along with it it's that chase it's that inability to be content with the things that you 0.76

01:09:01.740 have in life and so that's why they say i'm just yeah you know but by the way you're all right and

01:09:06.540 i i'm not sure where like i finally land on this obviously spencer's calling me and telling me he's

01:09:11.600 truly happy it's fucking amazing it's hard work i like what is like all power to the kid but it

01:09:16.640 just started this hypothetical conversation that i found interesting and and the stunt was interesting 0.86

01:09:20.600 Where you jumped on me

01:09:22.900 Oh yeah

01:09:24.740 Cause I jumped on Mike

01:09:25.660 And he didn't expect me to earlier 0.99

01:09:26.700 He's like my fucking back 0.99

01:09:27.800 I'm actually 1.00

01:09:28.120 He goes

01:09:28.940 I'm a billion dollars 0.99

01:09:30.560 And I was like this sucks dude 0.99

01:09:31.940 Just take it back bro 0.99

01:09:33.480 Yo what happens if Spencer called you

01:09:35.340 And he's like yo

01:09:36.220 I just made a billion dollars

01:09:37.140 Guess what

01:09:38.640 And I'm truly happy

01:09:40.060 If he wasn't

01:09:41.020 If he wasn't happy

01:09:42.340 Something tells me

01:09:43.100 He'd be able to find happiness

01:09:44.180 Whether or not he had a billion dollars

01:09:45.500 That's why I know

01:09:45.980 Like

01:09:46.220 Bro the billion dollars

01:09:47.440 Is like

01:09:47.660 Yeah but if

01:09:48.920 Yeah but if you

01:09:49.800 air but if you're capable of finding

01:09:51.920 happiness you're gonna find it eventually a billion dollars

01:09:53.820 or not if you're capable how much money

01:09:55.620 more money more problems but how much 0.98

01:09:57.500 money until there's no fucking problems because you can do whatever 0.99

01:09:59.700 you want well no but 0.97

01:10:01.400 not all problems or situations

01:10:03.760 in life are affected by money and so you end up 0.51

01:10:05.800 with you end up with money money hungry girls

01:10:07.940 you end up with family members who disown 1.00

01:10:09.820 you because they want the right inheritance size 0.94

01:10:11.480 it's fucked up and weird to think about 0.97

01:10:13.820 it but when you look at the world's billionaires 0.99

01:10:15.380 that have so 0.99

01:10:17.700 much fucking money bro that they shouldn't 0.99

01:10:19.720 have any problems in life the only thing they're doing is trying to figure out how to become the 0.99

01:10:23.960 next step on the billionaire chart that's what they do all day every day they're driven people

01:10:27.960 and if you if you have a billion dollars you gotta have some way to make that billion dollars and

01:10:32.420 maintain it so you have to have things in place whether that's some industry that you're a

01:10:37.240 magnate in whether that's some sort of stock portfolio and i mean what happens if the world

01:10:41.440 economy tanks one day and all of a sudden you lose your billion dollars you got to constantly

01:10:45.400 fuel that fire so that you don't

01:10:47.460 lose your money. Yeah, for sure. Don't confide

01:10:49.560 your happiness in money. Don't confide your happiness in other

01:10:51.420 people, bro. Find that shit. Find that shit 1.00

01:10:53.360 right here and you're going to have a good-ass life. 1.00

01:10:56.260 What else?

01:10:58.300 Only just because we only

01:10:59.500 have one show today, so I almost feel like...

01:11:01.700 Let's go for eight hours.

01:11:03.360 Do you want to do a marathon one?

01:11:06.220 Question of the day.

01:11:07.120 This is a good question because it's actually kind of pertinent to my life.

01:11:10.440 Is that why

01:11:11.720 you wrote it? Question of the day.

01:11:13.560 how do you end it with a girl you've been hanging out with

01:11:17.500 she she hits you up do you not respond ever b not respond then respond when you want to see her

01:11:25.160 c actually end it by saying something if so what do you want how do you say it call or text

01:11:31.200 this is why it's it's it's uh pertinent semi-pertinent i'm so i'm the worst at this i

01:11:37.960 am i am um horrifyingly and shockingly bad at communicating the end of of the relationship

01:11:48.720 when i know deep down i tell my boys i'm like yo i can't i'm out like but i have a problem i i don't

01:11:55.300 i think that's it i don't i can't how do i because you know what here's the here's a problem

01:12:00.860 my delivery with people on like big things such as a breakup is bad because it's it's succinct

01:12:12.220 it's short there's not much um there's i don't know how to work around it and i was actually

01:12:16.800 watching the bachelor and i saw this dude break up with a girl and i was literally like

01:12:19.840 i was i was studying i was like this is this is fascinating is this how like a proper breakup is

01:12:25.960 done he compliment sandwiched her told her something nice told her he's breaking up with

01:12:29.220 told her something nice you're gonna be perfect for someone else one day bro me me i don't know

01:12:33.520 i i go great i'm like hey um i'm breaking up with you because i'm i don't think we're compatible 1.00

01:12:40.280 because xyz and and then they're sad and now i'm sad because they're sad and it's just a shit shit 0.87

01:12:46.040 situation kind of i mean it hurts sometimes but i think that every situation is totally different 0.94

01:12:52.600 you can't break up with each girl the same exact way i've no it's so weird being in a situation

01:12:57.420 where I literally can't offer any

01:12:59.200 insight because the last time I had a

01:13:01.300 breakup was like 12 years or like

01:13:03.180 whatever ago but yeah but you did it the right way

01:13:05.460 well everything I try to do she broke up with you 1.00

01:13:07.160 then you fucked her best friend 0.99

01:13:08.240 no my ex my ex and she didn't break up 1.00

01:13:11.120 with me even worse I broke up with her 1.00

01:13:13.040 and then fucked my ex 1.00

01:13:14.160 Mike 0.99

01:13:16.040 what about if you're not officially dating women girl but you're just hanging out

01:13:19.240 with somebody oh you gotta end it

01:13:20.760 so quickly my whole

01:13:23.120 experience and even Logan's experience

01:13:25.160 I feel like

01:13:27.140 might be slightly due to the same thing but i'm even worse than him like i don't go gray i just

01:13:31.060 ghost i'm gone wait that's what i do now do you think that's what i'm i i completely stopped

01:13:38.580 responding hands off um best of luck have you hit me up i moved to paraguay i might answer

01:13:45.360 dude what do you what do you think what do you think that's attributed to i'm curious just

01:13:49.460 because like i feel i i personally start to feel bad like so there's there was a couple girls i

01:13:56.500 was talking to prior to getting into this current relationship that i employed my normal ghosting

01:14:00.880 strategy on and every day i wake up and i'm like i really want to text this girl just be like yo

01:14:05.220 like hey kind of feel kind of shitty about how things ended like i hope you're doing well and 0.97

01:14:10.740 by the way i'm probably going to after the show but i feel like such a fucking hypocrite because 0.93

01:14:14.580 i want to tell you like the best way to do it is always to make sure the other person feels good 0.96

01:14:18.740 about how things ended and shit like that but i don't fucking do it so how am i gonna sit here 0.86

01:14:22.100 tell you to do that bro it's just such a i think so all right so i so a girl should know it's nice 0.91

01:14:30.500 that they hit you up but like if a guy wants to see you he'll reach out to you so it's like

01:14:35.440 i think i think i think ghosting like or i think uh ghosting is slightly indicative of

01:14:42.340 you as a person because it's just like so it's so it would be so easy for me to just reach out

01:14:47.480 and be like hey i just want to make sure that you feel okay about how things ended like you're a

01:14:50.520 cool ass person you know why don't i do it's easier ghosting not saying anything i mean people

01:14:55.840 know people know when you're having a different style of conversation with them if you were like 0.83

01:14:59.500 everyday texting and communicating really well and then all of a sudden the communication starts

01:15:04.300 to die out and you're not talking as much it's kind of like no yeah because you can't not know

01:15:08.600 but girls know better than like guys might be doing so many guys might be doing so many things

01:15:12.760 i wouldn't notice if someone's texting style change but lana will say it that prior to that

01:15:19.740 to me getting that

01:15:21.300 sloppy poppy that night 0.63

01:15:23.340 that she knew for a fact

01:15:25.840 that something was up.

01:15:27.600 She knew. She said your texting

01:15:29.300 style slowed down by roughly

01:15:31.440 10-15% that evening. She's a behavioralist.

01:15:34.000 She still is. Behavioralist. And by the way, 0.70

01:15:35.840 most girls fucking are. 1.00

01:15:37.100 They have to be. And the Call Her Daddy girls 1.00

01:15:39.420 talked. We talked to the Call Her Daddy girls about it.

01:15:40.920 In my opinion though, that's why ghosting sometimes works.

01:15:43.420 I'm sure there's a better, nicer,

01:15:45.400 cleaner strategy and 1.00

01:15:46.840 like a better way to like sever the head if you will but but just ghosting eventually the girl

01:15:57.340 in my specific uh situations have been like it's a way to without saying it let them know you're

01:16:05.740 kind of becoming uninterested they've tend to gotten the message you know the conversation

01:16:12.480 like yo you've been distant you're not texting me enough whatever and then i'm just like yeah yeah

01:16:15.880 you know i've been crazy busy like tired at night or whatever and eventually it's like a very mutual

01:16:21.980 the girl's like oh you're not giving me enough i'm like yeah i i can't i can't so

01:16:27.120 shake your hand onto onto the next portion yeah it turns pretty mutual after that right like after

01:16:33.780 they realize you've slowed down conversation it's kind of no the situation with him is so

01:16:37.460 the situation i'm actually i'm actually i'm actually friends with all all my um my exes

01:16:41.180 and girls that I've been with in the past

01:16:44.520 just because I don't like that bad beef 1.00

01:16:46.660 and there have been no toxic ass, 0.99

01:16:49.380 like truly toxic, 0.99

01:16:50.700 that have stayed toxic ass breakups. 0.97

01:16:54.680 Help, help. 0.69

01:16:56.980 The situation with you is kind of a-

01:16:58.760 What situation?

01:16:59.580 Or like how things go,

01:17:00.860 the scenario with you

01:17:01.600 when you leave a relationship.

01:17:03.660 I observe it.

01:17:05.000 It's so much different

01:17:06.160 when you're dealing with someone

01:17:07.560 of like a pretty powerful position.

01:17:11.180 Like, like these girls, like he, he's had some girls in the past that the, the ghosting has been so dramatic and so horrifying.

01:17:18.600 Like I've seen some pretty nasty situations, but they always, always come back.

01:17:24.720 Like if you called any one of the girls that you've ghosted in the past, if you texted them and said, Hey, even not even apologizing, you just simply said, um, even as much as, Hey, I'm shooting a piece of content that I want you in.

01:17:38.180 That's a great point, Mike.

01:17:38.960 They literally drive their car here immediately

01:17:42.060 and they're at his beck and call.

01:17:44.900 That is the problem with ghosting

01:17:47.180 and that's why it's not right.

01:17:48.400 I'm glad we came here

01:17:49.300 because there is no closure

01:17:51.140 and I still may one day

01:17:53.920 have like an inkling of feelings for this person

01:17:56.300 and they still...

01:17:57.260 Huh?

01:17:58.320 The choice B.

01:17:59.420 Choice B.

01:17:59.820 The choice B.

01:18:00.400 Don't respond until you want to hit them up.

01:18:02.180 Yeah, but that's the word.

01:18:02.840 I try not to do that.

01:18:03.660 Lana tells me that in some cases

01:18:06.400 it's indicative of the girls.

01:18:08.960 She said, she said, she said, like three strikes for sure.

01:18:12.340 You're there.

01:18:12.600 She says, but some of them, most of yours are on strike 12 and they're still coming back.

01:18:17.920 A lot of them.

01:18:19.340 There's definitely, there's definitely a point though.

01:18:21.280 Like, no, like upon the second time I make it now I'm vocal.

01:18:26.920 Now I'm vocal.

01:18:27.460 You know, now I'm vocal.

01:18:28.180 I can't do this.

01:18:29.220 I don't want this.

01:18:30.020 You look scared.

01:18:31.540 I am.

01:18:32.260 I'm terrified.

01:18:33.100 Please, I can't do this.

01:18:33.800 Yo, yo, I'm terrified.

01:18:35.200 When girls ask me, well, are we?

01:18:36.720 I'm like.

01:18:37.580 I'm a human.

01:18:38.120 I've said this to them before

01:18:39.920 they go what are we

01:18:40.640 I go I don't know

01:18:41.620 I'm a human

01:18:42.120 you're a human dude

01:18:42.780 oxygen breathing organism

01:18:43.820 people

01:18:44.620 conscious energy

01:18:46.180 wrapped in flesh

01:18:46.720 what do you want from me please

01:18:47.780 I'm the stump

01:18:49.800 at the end of the giving tree lady 0.94

01:18:51.180 I got nothing left to give

01:18:52.920 if I'm

01:18:53.760 if I'm

01:18:55.200 ayo 1.00

01:18:56.060 I mean fuck 1.00

01:18:56.620 doing it at a selfish point 1.00

01:18:57.760 in my life

01:18:58.200 but to my wife

01:18:59.420 to my wife

01:19:00.560 your future wife 1.00

01:19:01.340 clip it baby

01:19:02.200 I love you

01:19:04.200 like I love you so much

01:19:05.540 and I'm gonna

01:19:05.840 I'm yours

01:19:06.640 like you got me

01:19:07.180 you got my time

01:19:07.840 you got my energy

01:19:08.560 and I'm happy

01:19:09.620 to give it to you

01:19:10.560 because

01:19:10.820 by the time you're watching this

01:19:12.760 and we're together

01:19:13.260 probably watching

01:19:13.980 who knows

01:19:14.420 like on a beach somewhere

01:19:15.220 but

01:19:15.940 I'm gonna be ready

01:19:17.140 I'm gonna be ready for that

01:19:17.940 at this point in my life

01:19:18.700 I'm not

01:19:20.260 why is Danny

01:19:21.380 why is Danny looking like

01:19:22.520 she ain't buying this story

01:19:23.760 you don't think so

01:19:24.820 tell me now

01:19:26.100 tell me now

01:19:28.320 sorry what

01:19:29.700 you've heard that story before

01:19:31.300 nice

01:19:32.000 Danny I'm 24

01:19:33.000 by the way

01:19:35.040 I must

01:19:35.760 I must ask you

01:19:37.020 as you spin around

01:19:37.660 looking like a statue that's available on QVC.

01:19:39.900 For three easy payments of just $29.99,

01:19:42.540 you could buy a statue that looks like Logan Paul.

01:19:45.080 We also have the FlexPay option for only $1.99 a month.

01:19:49.240 He comes with lifelike hair as well as a chest,

01:19:52.220 bronze from the gods.

01:19:53.560 He can be quite controversial at times,

01:19:54.960 but with your safety on-off button,

01:19:56.540 you can shut him off at any moment.

01:19:58.980 Call right now, QVC, where the people play.

01:20:03.320 I didn't work on the tagline.

01:20:04.780 That was pretty good.

01:20:07.020 That was pretty good.

01:20:07.660 You don't think so?

01:20:09.100 I'm just not convinced.

01:20:11.120 I'm convinced.

01:20:12.480 How's it feel?

01:20:13.420 I want to ask you this too.

01:20:14.880 One month, in one month, Logan Paul turns 25 years old.

01:20:22.740 That is it. 1.00

01:20:24.840 Fuck. 1.00

01:20:26.420 He just learned that too. 1.00

01:20:28.760 We're not cute anymore.

01:20:30.360 At what point are you Grandpa Bob's grandpa friend Logan?

01:20:34.560 Or sorry, Grandpa Mike's grandpa friend Logan?

01:20:36.860 like are we are we when all right so here's a question at what point at what age does age gap

01:20:43.460 no longer matter like like when you're like like when you're okay 20 27 so when you're 27 and i'm 0.66

01:20:49.980 37 they're like yeah they're just homies like right now it's still kind of strange like let's 0.86

01:20:54.780 be honest like why is this it's not the age 35 year old it's not the age between you two the 0.97

01:20:59.580 what is it

01:21:00.040 dude it's everything

01:21:01.260 everything

01:21:01.680 up until 26

01:21:03.540 you're still a kid 1.00

01:21:04.480 like fuck around 1.00

01:21:05.600 27 get your shit straight 1.00

01:21:07.360 find a wife 0.99

01:21:08.600 you're three years out

01:21:09.800 but yo

01:21:10.140 I'm real close to being

01:21:12.140 my own grandpa

01:21:13.040 Bob

01:21:13.540 who

01:21:13.960 remember we

01:21:15.100 I love this story 1.00

01:21:16.360 nah shit 0.99

01:21:17.000 no go for it 1.00

01:21:17.760 we were just talking about

01:21:19.520 you know Greg Paul

01:21:20.440 and he's been in the vlogs

01:21:21.600 he's at the ranch

01:21:22.280 and he's funny

01:21:23.200 he's really living his life

01:21:24.320 out there

01:21:24.740 and I asked Mike

01:21:26.660 I was like yo

01:21:27.020 do you know

01:21:27.440 do you know about my grandpa Bob

01:21:28.760 he might listen to this

01:21:31.520 he watches a lot of my stuff

01:21:33.400 and sends me texts

01:21:34.040 I was curious

01:21:35.260 have I ever told you about Grandpa Bob

01:21:36.980 he's like no

01:21:37.380 I'm like oh this is fascinating

01:21:38.560 cause like yo

01:21:40.620 you gotta imagine

01:21:41.300 like the father who raised Greg Paul

01:21:42.940 like what is this guy like

01:21:45.540 who is he

01:21:46.340 we deal with the specimen here

01:21:47.760 I said in 10 seconds

01:21:49.700 I will give you everything

01:21:50.500 you need to know about Grandpa Bob

01:21:51.700 he lives

01:21:53.220 one

01:21:53.800 in

01:21:54.780 a bus

01:21:56.260 inside of a storage unit

01:21:58.140 completely off the grid

01:21:59.700 and gets his water

01:22:00.680 for his showers

01:22:01.400 and his toilet

01:22:01.960 and everything

01:22:02.300 from a well outside

01:22:03.400 this storage unit

01:22:04.260 but he's in a school bus

01:22:05.560 he lives in a school bus

01:22:07.940 that is parked

01:22:08.580 inside a storage container

01:22:10.120 and a red flag

01:22:12.700 slash bell

01:22:13.360 went off in my mind

01:22:14.240 and I said to myself

01:22:14.980 Grandpa Bob

01:22:16.880 lives in a school bus

01:22:18.180 Greg Paul

01:22:20.260 has a school bus

01:22:21.700 Logan Paul

01:22:23.760 has a school bus

01:22:24.560 parked in front of his house

01:22:25.460 right now 1.00

01:22:25.900 what the fuck 0.99

01:22:27.980 happened why the fuck does every person in the in the in the father's side lineage own a bus 0.99

01:22:36.140 that is meant for providing transport for school children to their education why why here's how i 0.89

01:22:43.120 know it's bad because he asked that question i have no answer and what's worse i can remember

01:22:48.780 the moment the exact moment that i decided i needed a school bus i woke up one morning

01:22:55.520 and I was like

01:22:56.340 I need to buy a school bus

01:22:57.280 like divine intervention

01:23:00.100 like struck me

01:23:02.240 and something innate

01:23:03.760 was like 0.99

01:23:04.960 I need a fucking school bus 1.00

01:23:06.080 and that's 1.00

01:23:06.740 yo

01:23:07.180 no inspiration

01:23:08.320 I was just like 0.99

01:23:08.880 I fucking 0.98

01:23:09.320 give you my 2007 0.99

01:23:12.140 continental school bus

01:23:13.460 for children

01:23:14.020 when was this?

01:23:15.980 this was like

01:23:16.600 two three years ago

01:23:17.500 what's the age?

01:23:18.820 21?

01:23:19.460 you were like 23 right?

01:23:20.920 yeah

01:23:21.200 Jake is recently

01:23:22.100 turning 23 right?

01:23:23.900 he

01:23:24.180 might be at the time

01:23:25.700 where he needs to

01:23:26.400 become a man

01:23:27.080 and buy his school bus

01:23:28.000 do you imagine

01:23:29.720 for the rest of my

01:23:30.940 family's lineage

01:23:31.760 the day you get

01:23:33.060 a school bus

01:23:33.700 you become a man

01:23:34.980 it's possible

01:23:35.900 everybody else

01:23:36.680 like the dads

01:23:37.340 they sit and they're like

01:23:38.240 come here son

01:23:39.320 today you're gonna try

01:23:40.120 your first Miller Lite

01:23:41.140 and they crack a beer

01:23:42.780 and they talk about 1.00

01:23:43.500 fucking wearing condoms 1.00

01:23:45.360 and all this 1.00

01:23:46.080 man shit 1.00

01:23:47.060 the day he turns a man 1.00

01:23:48.940 him and his dad

01:23:49.460 sit around a fire

01:23:50.140 and he's like

01:23:50.480 listen here

01:23:50.860 listen here

01:23:51.500 little Logan

01:23:52.560 we're gonna go look at a school bus

01:23:55.000 for you today

01:23:55.580 you're gonna get yourself a transport

01:23:58.760 vehicle for small children

01:24:00.220 and it's just

01:24:02.800 another

01:24:03.380 factor in the conversation we had

01:24:06.900 yesterday on the way

01:24:08.780 home from the airport which is 0.99

01:24:10.320 what the fuck 0.99

01:24:11.820 is this life 1.00

01:24:14.020 that we live

01:24:15.360 and I know this goes for everyone I know everyone

01:24:18.760 who's watching this and everyone in this room right now has a weird

01:24:20.900 life but as i tried to imagine how to explain to someone that i'm 35 and i live with a 25 year old

01:24:30.220 who had made videos about lifting dwarfs to shelves that so that they could reach it doing

01:24:37.400 splits on the great wall of china bought a really cute dog that got eaten by a coyote but then a 0.75

01:24:43.080 bigger dog he bought ate the bird that launched the 35 million dollar merch company that he

01:24:47.700 It hit me

01:24:49.640 Right after I thought to myself

01:24:52.060 How can I explain the part where then I moved into the house

01:24:54.240 Fell in love with the biggest porn star in the world 0.89

01:24:56.100 Used to shoot heroin 1.00

01:24:57.020 What the fuck is happening 1.00

01:25:01.100 What is this simulation 0.99

01:25:03.640 Who is controlling the knobs on this game

01:25:06.900 They increased the random switch

01:25:09.200 Yeah they went full

01:25:10.260 Oh Logan Paul third in the lineage of school bus owners

01:25:13.700 Yeah 1.00

01:25:14.080 Up to 11 this motherfucker dude 0.99

01:25:17.600 so here's the here's the solution the the takeaway is submit like submit to life and 0.98

01:25:23.820 stop trying to comprehend it right so i'm sure watching this has has weird like caveats and

01:25:28.680 facets to their life that they don't understand because it's fucking weird we go the the truest 0.76

01:25:32.600 statement i've ever heard i forgot it i know i know i i want i want to say right i want to say 0.97

01:25:41.640 as assistant danny looks like emma chamberlain today go go ahead hit her she got the overalls

01:25:47.000 Actually, come up, Danny. 0.91

01:25:49.040 Tell me this girl does not look just a little bit like Emma Chamberlain. 0.90

01:25:52.380 Shout out Emma Chamberlain, by the way.

01:25:54.120 Danny.

01:25:55.120 It's weird.

01:25:56.140 It's weird.

01:25:56.680 Maybe it's not perfect, by the way.

01:25:58.020 Relax.

01:25:59.100 It's not perfect.

01:25:59.740 I don't have the exact quote because there's a lot of life beats.

01:26:03.900 Sorry, Danny.

01:26:04.980 Also, Emma, if you get this clip somehow, please come on our show.

01:26:07.920 That would be dope.

01:26:08.820 Oh, yeah.

01:26:09.220 so the best

01:26:11.180 quote that

01:26:12.920 I just didn't understand

01:26:15.600 when I was young is

01:26:16.960 life truly is unexpected

01:26:19.500 like really unexpected

01:26:21.100 and unpredictable

01:26:22.320 so you gotta be ready to roll with the punches

01:26:25.660 you gotta be

01:26:26.680 adapt, make it work if there's a problem

01:26:29.900 count your blessings

01:26:31.280 if you're being blessed

01:26:33.480 be grateful, move with humility

01:26:35.640 you could live

01:26:37.720 you could live a real happy life

01:26:38.940 don't confide your happiness

01:26:39.900 in material items

01:26:41.960 try not to confide your happiness

01:26:43.860 in other people

01:26:44.420 until it's that point in your life

01:26:45.820 where maybe you're yearning

01:26:46.580 for a connection with someone

01:26:47.480 but find it here first

01:26:48.920 make yourself happy first

01:26:50.020 and that's the best

01:26:51.200 that's the best advice

01:26:52.100 I can give

01:26:53.060 in this short little time

01:26:54.620 we have here

01:26:55.080 you got those lights

01:26:56.300 I just

01:26:58.060 that was pretty good

01:26:58.920 and obviously that's always the

01:27:00.680 you know I always can sense

01:27:02.240 that's the out

01:27:02.820 because you can't beat that

01:27:04.920 it's great advice

01:27:05.460 but I also

01:27:05.980 I just

01:27:06.440 I can't leave the set

01:27:07.580 I knew I was going to want to sit here for a while

01:27:10.560 and I don't really have

01:27:12.360 that much to talk about

01:27:13.600 that was the rap

01:27:14.520 that was the rap cue

01:27:16.440 here's maybe one we could

01:27:18.320 I won't but I wrote water clouds

01:27:20.420 why are clouds what is going on up there

01:27:22.140 it's because I was in a plane

01:27:23.900 and I saw it and I was like 0.94

01:27:25.180 how the fuck does rain come from that 0.99

01:27:27.420 how the fuck 0.99

01:27:28.400 water is heavy dude 0.98

01:27:30.900 and these clouds are not

01:27:34.120 or are they 0.96

01:27:35.060 how do you know can you weigh a cloud i don't fucking know hey thanks for watching impulsive 0.83

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - February 25, 2020

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