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00:02:47.700 I just, I hate Karens. 1.00

00:02:51.140 You know these women, women, wombs. 1.00

00:02:55.260 they all tend to have their hair dyed in a similar style karens well the reason that we have one in 0.96

00:03:02.120 our neighborhood well first off hey hello welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the 0.96

00:03:05.980 world hit that subscribe button wow yeah we do this every fucking time look broly he slipped 0.98

00:03:12.100 out the gate it was open this much somehow the other day he slipped out the gate and man i hate 0.96

00:03:17.920 when like i hate when i become problematic in the neighborhood because someone always has something

00:03:23.540 to say about something

00:03:24.480 and Broly comes out there

00:03:28.660 Broly runs out and there's a puppy 1.00

00:03:30.920 he's just like sniffing and this lady's like 0.94

00:03:32.880 excuse me I'm like great 0.83

00:03:34.920 like bro the moment I get hit with the 0.99

00:03:36.680 excuse me I'm like fucking Karen 1.00

00:03:38.740 sure enough Karen goes 0.99

00:03:40.720 yeah like my dog's a puppy 0.99

00:03:42.660 and your dog doesn't have a collar

00:03:45.180 and I'm like

00:03:46.400 I'm getting him please she's like yeah

00:03:48.660 thank you I was like yes

00:03:50.100 like sorry you're in front of my house 0.99

00:03:52.980 my dog eyes was like a completely normal scenario also he's a pomsky he's not gonna hurt anything 0.99

00:03:58.200 and a moron like if it was if it was a pit bull i could understand her plight but like broly dude 0.99

00:04:03.020 it's like a it's like a a circus clown as a dog like literally like he's he's harmless he couldn't 0.99

00:04:09.940 he couldn't he can't even get a tennis bro he can't he's i i have had dogs like this in the

00:04:14.920 past i know people have dogs like this where you feed them a treat and they like they they

00:04:19.260 make love to it with their mouths

00:04:21.180 first before they eat it.

00:04:23.100 Like, bro, most dogs, you give them a

00:04:25.020 piggy or something,

00:04:26.100 all of it's gone. Broly's just gently

00:04:29.060 just like...

00:04:31.340 And,

00:04:33.060 excuse me, ma'am, is your puppy 1.00

00:04:34.920 on fucking human growth hormone? 1.00

00:04:36.900 He's huge! This dog's bigger than Broly, 1.00

00:04:39.560 bro. That was a big puppy.

00:04:40.720 Anyways, I saw her again the next day

00:04:42.860 and it's just like

00:04:44.660 I look at this Karen 1.00

00:04:46.640 and she makes me miserable. 0.95

00:04:49.260 Like, I can feel her energy from down the street, so I slow down in my car, going five

00:04:54.300 miles an hour in a residential neighborhood, just so she doesn't have anything to talk 0.76

00:04:57.820 about, and still gave me a dirty look somehow, probably because my truck was a little bigger 1.00

00:05:01.840 than she'd like, and at least there's a little bit more gas into the atmosphere.

00:05:04.880 Point is, don't be caring.

00:05:08.120 You should point her to the kids down the street that were doing donuts in the cul-de-sac 0.86

00:05:11.600 over there. 0.98

00:05:12.000 Got some hooligans in the hood.

00:05:13.540 They're the new kids in town.

00:05:14.620 Yeah, I think there's a TikTok house in the neighborhood. 1.00

00:05:17.720 I think that's why.

00:05:18.440 those are springing up like crazy i'm not mad at it though because um so when we first moved when i

00:05:23.320 first moved here i was i was that kid i was i was the one doing donuts doing stuff bringing a crane 0.81

00:05:28.200 with pumpkins and shit the first time the first time the first day i was here i brought a like a 0.79

00:05:33.500 forklift and drove it down the street and neighbors were not happy and now i'm the adult and there's 0.99

00:05:40.000 some there's some young dumb reckless tiktok kids that are uh i don't know not pleasing the neighbors 0.95

00:05:45.800 so well and to me i'm i'm i'm good i'm in the clear what if you become the karen and they start 0.98

00:05:50.840 making so much noise one day that you have to go over there and you're like can i talk to your

00:05:53.500 manager please it's it's unlikely but not too far-fetched because when the kids were doing uh

00:06:00.120 the donuts on the street there was probably what like two three cars did anyone see did you see 0.94

00:06:04.040 two three how many how many cars i heard the cars five cars bro five little fucking hooligans in in 0.98

00:06:11.780 sports cars doing donuts at the end 1.00

00:06:14.300 of the street. It's not even a good spot to do donuts.

00:06:16.000 There's not that much room. But my

00:06:17.900 version of Karen is not like,

00:06:20.660 Hey, excuse me!

00:06:22.400 There are kids sleeping!

00:06:24.280 I'll come out with a paintball gun and ruin their cars.

00:06:27.600 But then

00:06:28.160 my PR team says it's not good.

00:06:29.820 You're like one highlight treatment away from being 0.67

00:06:31.900 a Karen.

00:06:33.280 Yeah, your hair's like white, dude. 0.86

00:06:35.340 What? It's pretty light. Joseph said I gotta

00:06:38.020 do another... Another pass?

00:06:39.940 I think you should just start all over 1.00

00:06:42.020 The back man

00:06:43.140 Have you shown the people the back of your hair yet

00:06:44.860 That is

00:06:46.120 It's tough

00:06:48.280 I was scrolling on YouTube

00:06:50.100 And I'm seeing a video that KSI posted on his second channel

00:06:53.200 Said I'm balding

00:06:54.060 And it got me thinking

00:06:56.180 Am I balding

00:06:58.160 Like are we all balding 1.00

00:06:59.340 Like young YouTubers 0.95

00:07:01.320 Old YouTubers

00:07:02.380 When's that point going to be 0.99

00:07:06.260 Where we're on camera now

00:07:07.280 And we're officially old men who have no hair

00:07:09.620 There's been a scientific study that YouTubers, because of the amount of time they spend with their editors, are actually having an increased hair fallout.

00:07:18.760 Hayden does stress me out sometimes, man.

00:07:21.420 I love him.

00:07:22.540 And by the way, I'm sure it's reciprocated.

00:07:25.240 Hayden's probably on the cusp of going bald.

00:07:27.220 We stress each other out all the time.

00:07:28.680 We have work to do.

00:07:29.580 It's not easy.

00:07:30.420 I had a vlog idea, but I'm tentative on it.

00:07:33.140 I was going to let you cut my hair, but I don't know if I want to anymore.

00:07:37.760 Why?

00:07:38.120 You don't trust me?

00:07:38.620 No.

00:07:39.200 Why?

00:07:39.420 I saw what you did to your head

00:07:41.440 and I don't want you to do that to me

00:07:42.880 I was upside down

00:07:43.580 I don't like being upside down

00:07:46.380 you said that actually

00:07:47.400 it's not a place I want to be

00:07:49.380 but then you end up finding yourself upside down

00:07:51.880 all the time anyway

00:07:52.940 I am upside down a lot

00:07:54.520 I cut my dad's hair though

00:07:56.760 he's got like 10 hairs on top of his head

00:08:00.340 did he used to do YouTube?

00:08:02.800 he's starting

00:08:03.540 is he?

00:08:06.380 oh my god

00:08:07.720 I'm going to get reamed for this

00:08:08.760 from Greg but I wonder at what

00:08:10.860 point do I just like accept

00:08:12.780 and my parents accept the fact that

00:08:14.720 I talk about my life so here's

00:08:16.940 a problem with my dad on YouTube

00:08:18.820 he's gonna 1.00

00:08:20.560 fucking kill me Greg please 1.00

00:08:22.680 spare me no matter how many 1.00

00:08:24.660 times you teach him to upload a

00:08:26.700 video you can walk him through step by

00:08:28.640 step very specific instructions

00:08:30.600 video instructions no matter

00:08:32.900 what

00:08:33.520 he won't get it and I've explained

00:08:36.800 this to him but i've been doing this since high school teaching him how to do instagram how to do

00:08:40.860 youtube i'm surprised he can upload on instagram but youtube is a whole different beast it's kind

00:08:45.320 of confusing and if you don't if you don't get it and if you didn't grow up learning how to use

00:08:49.500 technology like the generation above our parents you can't blame them that they don't know how to

00:08:54.560 navigate this this interface i love how i love sometimes they try to uh like merge the networks

00:09:00.840 they're like how do i retweet something on youtube and you're like that's actually not possible

00:09:05.260 Sorry, that's a completely different channel.

00:09:07.900 It's not that hard to upload a video.

00:09:09.980 I'm sure if we actually sat down and gave him a real...

00:09:13.060 Danny said she'd be doing it for an hour.

00:09:15.400 Many times, but he was distracted.

00:09:17.560 He wasn't paying attention.

00:09:18.400 You were yelling at him to hang up a TV.

00:09:20.840 It was the third time I've sat with him.

00:09:23.320 Do you want to know why I was yelling at him to hang up the TV?

00:09:26.740 Because he's good at that.

00:09:27.720 He is good at that.

00:09:28.440 Stick to the things you're good at.

00:09:29.480 Although, I'm convinced he'd have a very flourishing YouTube career

00:09:34.420 should he pursue like it's there all he's gonna do is send it to an editor so this this this is 0.98

00:09:39.260 what i'm talking about because this shit makes me upset uh-oh this is a toddler discovering a 0.94

00:09:44.920 game boy color lax touchscreen dude dude this come on i mean it couldn't be more simple there's like 0.99

00:09:57.060 four but no but that's what i'm saying like uh on the corollary of our parents not knowing how

00:10:04.100 to use technology because they they didn't grow up with it generation z will only know how to use

00:10:10.520 that technology and like toddlers like this will only know that touchscreen technology so when you

00:10:14.960 hand them like a classic game boy color which by the way i spent my childhood playing they're not

00:10:18.880 gonna they're not gonna know what to do and you can't you can't blame them for that well that's

00:10:22.480 There's no way that whatever game she's trying to play right here

00:10:25.100 is as exciting as Candy Crush or whatever bubbly, colorful...

00:10:28.980 She's used to, yeah.

00:10:29.840 Yeah, you know, something that's going to pop up on the screen 0.72

00:10:31.860 with 10 different exciting attention grabbers at 10 seconds.

00:10:36.140 So based on just a little analysis here, let's listen.

00:10:39.740 Sounds like Zelda.

00:10:42.420 That kind of sounds like Pokemon.

00:10:45.540 It looks like Pokemon Yellow.

00:10:46.380 Oh, yeah.

00:10:48.200 And it makes me upset that the younger generation won't experience

00:10:50.400 that first-gen 151 Pokemon that I did.

00:10:55.180 I have Squirtle tattooed next to my genitals

00:10:58.320 because I love Pokemon so much.

00:11:00.320 And he's actually sitting on the table right here.

00:11:02.320 That's why.

00:11:03.740 Emblematic of...

00:11:04.640 What a classic time.

00:11:06.140 The ink on my body.

00:11:07.500 Just running around through...

00:11:10.340 Let me think of Kanto.

00:11:12.140 Kanto, bro.

00:11:13.060 The Johto region going to the gyms.

00:11:15.600 Did you...

00:11:16.360 That wasn't...

00:11:16.920 I told you I was too young.

00:11:19.900 Wait, what?

00:11:20.160 Too old.

00:11:20.940 Too old.

00:11:21.260 Wait, really?

00:11:21.860 I think, or I just skipped it. 1.00

00:11:23.340 Were you a Pogs guy?

00:11:24.780 No, I mean, we had Pogs, but...

00:11:26.840 What did you play?

00:11:27.700 Did you have Dreamcast?

00:11:28.360 I rode BMX.

00:11:29.360 I was the outside kid.

00:11:30.480 I didn't...

00:11:30.800 Oh, Inside, I played SSX, the snowboarding game for PlayStation.

00:11:35.980 Yeah, we did that.

00:11:36.800 SSX.

00:11:37.240 And then, of course, Mario Kart was the best game ever, but I was the kid that played

00:11:41.980 Mortal Kombat that wasn't supposed to.

00:11:43.740 Okay.

00:11:44.040 My mom was like, I don't like it. 0.81

00:11:45.200 It's too violent.

00:11:45.820 And she would walk in 1.00

00:11:46.880 Fucking Scorpion would be ripping someone's entire 1.00

00:11:50.000 Bone structure through their throat 1.00

00:11:52.040 Like Greg Paul always says he's gonna 1.00

00:11:53.960 And my mom would walk in and be like 1.00

00:11:55.700 What the fuck is this shit dude 1.00

00:11:57.260 And I would always play get over here 1.00

00:11:59.200 Like that was the shit I liked the real violent 1.00

00:12:01.000 Fucking shit 1.00

00:12:02.100 What did your mom give you more pushback on 1.00

00:12:04.340 Playing Mortal Kombat or doing heroin 1.00

00:12:07.060 Mortal Kombat

00:12:08.200 So it was

00:12:10.260 Here's what it was

00:12:11.320 It was cigarettes 1.00

00:12:13.440 tattoos guns motorcycles i've said this before she she fucking somehow left off the fucking 0.99

00:12:22.180 heroin and it really you know she didn't encourage it by any means so you're saying you would have 0.98

00:12:26.500 listened if she had included that i never smoked a cigarette never got never bought a street bike

00:12:30.980 don't have a single tattoo and i've never smoked a cigarette no way she told me not to if she had

00:12:34.720 added in oh cigarette whatever the four were yeah if she had added in you know heroin crack uh lsd

00:12:41.340 mushrooms you know methamphetamine xanax percocet maybe she was a bit too specific 0.88

00:12:46.560 marijuana you know she was too specific no she crushed it with those four i think my mom was

00:12:51.220 always pretty lenient when it came to the substances she was a hippie what yeah robin

00:12:55.460 robin was a hippie no way where's she era clapton she's from connecticut but she you know big 0.75

00:13:00.220 clapton fan big fucking jethro tall the doors you know how could you not be growing up in that era 0.68

00:13:05.720 though she was a little bit you know she grew up she was 16 in the 70s you know the early 70s so 0.98

00:13:11.540 it was kind of that prime time but but but for them it was it was weed lewds acid that kind of 0.70

00:13:16.640 shit and so i don't think she could have predicted oxyconn that was that was the game changer for

00:13:20.680 everybody i see i uh i stumbled upon him it's kind of embarrassing um i stumbled upon a video 1.00

00:13:28.380 on porn hub the other day why were you watching porno because we were supposed to jerk off into 0.94

00:13:32.840 tubes to test our fertility getting the results back today by the way i think i'm about to title 0.98

00:13:37.920 this did you get your results are you looking at me like you did i think i'm gonna title this vlog

00:13:42.300 like this is sometimes i like to troll with my titles i think i'm just gonna title it uh

00:13:46.860 who's the most fertile and then in parentheses contest 0.81

00:13:49.660 what do we win uh you you win fertility because imagine being the loser and you're infertile

00:13:57.700 like that's that's pretty good punishment did anyone check those yet oh my god i haven't checked 0.67

00:14:03.120 yeah well i'll get an email because i actually got uh penalized because i didn't i guess i didn't

00:14:07.300 sign up for it or some shit logan told me this morning i never filled out my during that whole

00:14:11.360 process because i told you to do it seven times hey i don't know if you know this or not but i 0.94

00:14:15.660 got a few things going on right now that i'm really busy yeah yeah but i uh i did do it i'm

00:14:20.220 excited let me let me go back real quick so so on on pornhub i was uh i was i was scrolling and

00:14:25.540 doing the thing and i came across a porn from probably like 1950s tell me it was it was not

00:14:32.200 my mom right it wasn't robin because you sounded like i was gonna be mad about it nope nope wasn't

00:14:36.920 robin anyways it was really old and i clicked it because i was so curious to see what people had

00:14:44.840 sex like before us because that's all we know like i i remember when like the blowjob revolution 0.98

00:14:52.020 became a thing do you did yeah oral sex is much bigger now than yeah yeah exactly like like i 0.98

00:14:56.880 like the early 2000s i think oral sex really popped off i mean it was always a thing but 0.97

00:15:00.620 that's why you saw like i hate to talk about it but that's why you saw such an uptick in herpes 0.70

00:15:06.380 trading positions because you had herpes one that always stayed on the mouth that was going to 0.96

00:15:09.820 people's penises because of all the head that people were giving each other and that that was

00:15:14.180 a a part of the impact from the revolution that you're talking interesting early 2000s interesting 0.97

00:15:18.640 But yeah, I was curious to see, and dude, like, it's not primitive, but they go hard.

00:15:26.760 They go hard.

00:15:28.220 Oh, really?

00:15:28.880 Yeah.

00:15:29.380 Was it black and white?

00:15:30.400 No.

00:15:30.820 Oh, okay.

00:15:31.140 No, it was in color.

00:15:32.060 But it looks like one of those, like, recolored World War II type.

00:15:35.680 Like, I'm not sure if it was originally in color, then they splashed some, like, red

00:15:39.100 and greens on there.

00:15:39.860 They're, like, really neutral colors, like, kind of, like, washed out.

00:15:42.880 Yeah.

00:15:43.200 But yo, they just went hard. 0.94

00:15:44.940 Like, I didn't expect, you know, like a 1950s couple having sex to be smack and cheese like that.

00:15:52.920 Love is love, you know?

00:15:54.060 Why do I want to watch this now?

00:15:55.800 I feel like we should cut right now, watch it, and then come right back.

00:15:59.760 Should we do it?

00:16:00.540 I'll pull it up.

00:16:01.120 I'll pull it up.

00:16:01.560 We'll be right back.

00:16:03.920 Anyways. 0.92

00:16:04.580 Brave woman.

00:16:05.740 Are we back?

00:16:06.440 That's it.

00:16:06.840 We're back.

00:16:08.160 Yeah, maybe we'll use that.

00:16:09.080 In times of a changing world, you know, brave woman right there.

00:16:11.580 Should we talk?

00:16:12.060 I mean, we watched it.

00:16:13.080 It was old.

00:16:13.580 He pulled up a 1950s black and white.

00:16:16.780 It was strange. 1.00

00:16:18.300 The women writhe more. 1.00

00:16:20.560 They like shake and it's like they're really into it, but not. 1.00

00:16:24.080 I don't know.

00:16:24.900 I don't know how to describe it.

00:16:25.780 It makes me uncomfortable.

00:16:26.780 If you possess that video in 1950s, you probably went to jail for it.

00:16:30.200 It was porn.

00:16:31.180 Was porn legal?

00:16:32.700 I don't know.

00:16:33.300 And this and by the way, this comes on the back of the conversation we had the other 0.97

00:16:36.660 day, which I took a lot of fucking heat for. 0.94

00:16:38.900 And I do want to say really quick. 0.98

00:16:40.660 So I'm the only fan.

00:16:41.340 Yeah.

00:16:41.600 And we talked about this afterwards. 0.99

00:16:43.580 And some people called me out in the comments and they're absolutely right. 0.99

00:16:46.100 That topic obviously hits a little close to home for me just because of my relationship and shit. 0.65

00:16:51.760 But I also made a point after the show, which is something that I wish I had said earlier, which was I like to think it would be nice if no one ever judged anyone.

00:17:03.360 But I did fall back a little bit on my combating you guys because you guys are right.

00:17:09.140 The majority of the world is not doing OnlyFans.

00:17:11.460 The majority of the world.

00:17:12.160 We are in a bubble.

00:17:13.080 Logan mentioned this, but it's a tough convo.

00:17:16.300 It's a tough conversation, especially for me.

00:17:17.860 And I think it's an intriguing conversation.

00:17:21.060 It is fascinating.

00:17:21.840 But also, I like the rebuttals.

00:17:23.700 Understand that sometimes on this show, we do opposing viewpoints just to spark conversation.

00:17:29.040 And yeah, that OnlyFans thing is fascinating, bro.

00:17:32.840 Fascinating.

00:17:33.200 I did see some comments of people that were like, yo, I knew a girl who fell into a really bad place in her life.

00:17:39.240 Her mom had cancer, and she was doing it to support her mom's rent.

00:17:42.720 So we should never, ever judge someone.

00:17:44.500 And not because of that exact story, but I do believe we should never judge anyone's motives for why they do what they do.

00:17:51.580 People are in terrible spots.

00:17:52.920 Unfortunately, there's a lot of people out there who have to resort to robbing.

00:17:55.480 I'm not saying that's okay, justifying or even making it normal at all.

00:17:59.160 But people sitting in the comfort of their homes watching this or us sitting in a $7 million mansion recording it, it's really tough to understand the reasons why people do some of the things they do for money.

00:18:09.000 It's a really rough world out there.

00:18:10.960 You're right.

00:18:11.360 i had another thought about that i don't i don't want to stick on this topic for too long but um

00:18:15.720 i did have a thought that i i think if you are a woman or a man whoever you're in you're struggling

00:18:21.460 and you choose to do only fans or the like the sexual exploitation thing i think it the danger

00:18:26.780 the danger of it part of it is that it's a bit short-sighted because you you may make your money

00:18:31.660 now like you may make millions of dollars and that's cool but it will fade it will fade that's

00:18:37.320 the fact your looks will fade people won't want to subscribe to anymore when you're older at some

00:18:41.440 point in time unless you like adapt and navigate it like very very precisely it will fade and and

00:18:47.620 i think the the repercussions of taking that bag now could really really harm you in the future

00:18:54.760 when you can't work with brands can't make your money in a brand safe pg way or even in a nine

00:18:59.760 to five i've seen some nine to five uh fallout from it like people getting fired from their jobs

00:19:04.800 and I also spoke from another

00:19:07.080 very even smaller bubble about the size 0.98

00:19:09.500 of the bags that these girls are getting based on my own 0.99

00:19:11.360 experience. Lana does this shit for two 1.00

00:19:13.420 more years. She buys a couple houses 1.00

00:19:15.340 five more. We're talking millions of dollars. 0.99

00:19:17.540 The majority of girls out there 1.00

00:19:19.160 99.9% of the girls out there

00:19:21.440 are making a couple of dollars. 1.00

00:19:22.880 The one percent? 0.98

00:19:24.860 She's in the .01% 1.00

00:19:26.920 of top creators. 0.88

00:19:28.540 Speaking of her bro

00:19:30.060 G-Eazy and Jack Harlow just

00:19:32.600 dropped a song today.

00:19:35.120 It's called Moana.

00:19:37.900 And they mentioned Lana.

00:19:40.340 Or, like, I don't know if it's your girlfriend, but...

00:19:42.700 I mean, how many...

00:19:44.060 How many what?

00:19:44.640 I mean, Lana Del Rey?

00:19:45.880 Oh, oh, oh, maybe.

00:19:47.320 Nah, I doubt it.

00:19:48.420 Especially with the context that it's used in.

00:19:51.260 He knows Keisha and he knows Lana.

00:19:54.320 He's talking about your girl?

00:19:57.160 I mean... 0.99

00:19:58.140 And look at these girls on the screen in the music video.

00:20:00.760 Do you know these girls, Mike?

00:20:01.680 in Jack Harlow

00:20:04.560 G-Eazy's music video. Mike, do you know the girls

00:20:06.620 on the screen?

00:20:08.380 All three of them. How well do you know them?

00:20:12.200 I know 1.00

00:20:12.800 all three of those girls. 1.00

00:20:15.120 That's Gabby Carter, 0.77

00:20:16.560 Alina Lopez, and Emily Willis.

00:20:18.900 You know them through

00:20:20.680 and through, inside and out?

00:20:22.720 You've been at the Vixen parties and stuff, yeah, Mike?

00:20:24.920 Yeah, I'm sure I've met them.

00:20:28.120 Did you

00:20:29.000 direct this music video? I did not.

00:20:30.600 It is absolutely mind-blowing to imagine that those are the three girls they used.

00:20:37.920 Something's going on here, dude.

00:20:39.460 I think I knew those girls in an earlier part of my life prior to my complete and utter commitment to my beloved, my current sweetheart that I love and adore.

00:20:51.500 Have you said I love you yet?

00:20:52.660 I hope that she doesn't even see this episode, to be honest.

00:20:55.580 She's going to.

00:20:56.340 She's definitely going to.

00:20:57.480 Yeah, I did.

00:20:58.180 I said you're on the Logan Paul vlog

00:21:00.740 so what about off camera probably where it matters

00:21:02.440 here's the deal man

00:21:04.740 here's the deal man

00:21:06.980 as soon as I opened that can 1.00

00:21:09.280 of fucking worms dude 1.00

00:21:10.600 it became table stakes 1.00

00:21:13.300 in every fucking conversation 0.99

00:21:15.320 hey 0.99

00:21:17.060 like literally

00:21:19.420 it became one of those things like I'm gonna order some food

00:21:21.420 for us babe and you know me playing warzone

00:21:23.460 you know not even thinking about

00:21:25.320 anything and I'm like great and she's like all you gotta

00:21:27.280 to do is tell me you love me again and i'm like oh she's using it as bait she would yeah yeah it's

00:21:32.740 like it's like a trade-off no but but yeah i started saying it more often listen like

00:21:36.140 it's an important step in a relationship like i'm sure you have experienced you know that that

00:21:41.120 turning point where you start saying it jesus sorry certain my parrot african gray sir is on

00:21:47.620 set and he just flew on my computer he's fine he's fine what do you what do you think is the

00:21:51.060 main uh what do you think is the main factor that that gets people to arrive at that point

00:21:55.320 where they say something like that.

00:21:56.260 Is it a comfort thing?

00:21:57.180 A trust thing?

00:21:58.060 No, I would hope it's like the way you actually feel.

00:22:02.420 I'm very reserved with throwing out those three words.

00:22:07.220 I love you.

00:22:07.940 I'm the last one to say it.

00:22:09.360 Nope, second to last.

00:22:10.600 That's me.

00:22:13.220 Look at me, dude.

00:22:14.280 She's been saying it since the beginning

00:22:16.640 and it took me five, six months of knowing her.

00:22:19.840 Just to say it on camera for a joke.

00:22:21.740 And now I'm starting to think about doing it.

00:22:23.860 So I guess I'm the second to last person.

00:22:25.320 But I, for me, the reason is because I am so, so out of touch with my feelings and emotions. 0.74

00:22:31.320 I'm completely fucked emotionally and I've never developed there, you know, in any way. 0.62

00:22:35.820 And so I don't even know what I'm supposed to feel like. 0.99

00:22:39.460 I know that we have this incredible partnership.

00:22:41.820 She supports me.

00:22:42.500 I support her and everything's really great.

00:22:44.660 And we're really good to each other.

00:22:45.580 And so it feels like I should say it.

00:22:47.260 But like, I'm just not so in tune.

00:22:48.820 Like, what is, you're talking about an immense emotional, like, you're talking about like

00:22:55.020 an immense emotional like flow like like overflow in your body yeah if you feel it you know like

00:23:00.800 if you actually feel love yeah and not just a in the moment thing i mean that's that's like a

00:23:06.960 knowing thing man that's like looking in the person's eyes and saying i love you and just

00:23:11.480 knowing it you know right away hey hey hey i love you i love you too man look at that this this bird 0.75

00:23:17.040 is causing fucking problems all right listen i may be at this point in my life soon not soon maybe i 0.97

00:23:23.500 don't know but i you know i may have uh i may i may have a wife now i saw that wow yeah it's a 0.98

00:23:32.280 it's a powerful thing to have that one person that you just love to have around yo because i

00:23:37.180 realized i'm like what what am i like what am i looking for like is this no one's perfect right

00:23:44.200 rarely and i'm never gonna find a girl that checks like every single box we gotta put this

00:23:49.380 bird away. You're never going to find

00:23:51.340 a girl that checks every single box.

00:23:52.960 He's weaponizing. He's weaponizing. 0.97

00:23:55.440 He's weaponizing.

00:23:57.080 He got a knife.

00:23:59.060 If he's able to fly with that, dude,

00:24:01.460 that is...

00:24:02.880 Let him cook.

00:24:05.780 He chopped potatoes or something.

00:24:07.100 He's weaponizing. He's about to stab me. 0.99

00:24:09.720 He's picking up the... 0.99

00:24:10.660 If your bird stabs me, I will allow this.

00:24:12.720 He fully picked up the knife. 1.00

00:24:14.720 The knife is fully in his hands.

00:24:17.760 Okay, because birds

00:24:18.660 have aerial attack.

00:24:20.660 He's gone to the desk.

00:24:21.820 Okay, all right.

00:24:22.840 Just be careful, dude.

00:24:24.280 I'm telling you, he's smart.

00:24:25.420 He has the intelligence

00:24:26.060 of a five-year-old.

00:24:26.800 I don't know any five-year-olds

00:24:27.680 that have committed murder,

00:24:29.000 but I'm sure this bird could do it.

00:24:31.960 Dude, are there any...

00:24:32.800 Can you look up

00:24:33.700 the youngest murderer

00:24:34.500 of all time, please?

00:24:35.480 Or I could as well.

00:24:36.280 It had to be accidental, right?

00:24:39.860 No, I mean...

00:24:40.700 Youngest murderer of all time.

00:24:45.040 Is the youngest American citizen 0.81

00:24:46.620 ever sentenced to life in prison

00:24:47.800 without the possibility of parole.

00:24:49.440 He was 13?

00:24:50.460 There's got to be a younger child killers. 0.94

00:24:53.920 Child killers. 0.94

00:24:54.920 No, that's going to bring up child killers. 0.90

00:24:56.020 Younger?

00:24:56.600 The world's youngest serial killer was arrested at age eight.

00:25:00.860 What?

00:25:02.440 Also known as Amarji Sada,

00:25:04.340 became one of the world's creepiest children 0.64

00:25:05.900 who belong in horror movies

00:25:07.140 after news spread of his offenses.

00:25:09.280 He took the lives of multiple children

00:25:10.800 in his village in India.

00:25:13.060 What happened to him, man?

00:25:15.000 Bro, that's terrifying.

00:25:16.880 An eight-year-old just going around murking his collies?

00:25:20.060 Look at this kid, bro.

00:25:21.100 Get a quick shot of his face. 1.00

00:25:22.780 I could have told you he was going to be a murdering murderer.

00:25:25.240 Eric Smith killed four-year-old Derek Robey when he came across him in a park in Steuben County, New York.

00:25:30.200 13-year-old Eric Smith bumped into four.

00:25:31.800 I actually saw this.

00:25:33.220 He shot him, right?

00:25:34.280 No, he lured him into a wooded area, strangled him, and dropped two large rocks on his head and then sodomized the body with a tree limb.

00:25:41.060 This kid is 13.

00:25:42.280 and and and and to be quite honest with you i think this opens the door for your bird to stab

00:25:48.480 people he's read this story this is a popular this is a popular story not yet wow that's crazy 0.99

00:25:57.540 is that a is that a is that a parenting thing or is that kid just fucked like chalk him up to the 0.99

00:26:03.500 game i mean god dang dude speaking of knowing somebody's gonna be a murderer look at this 1.00

00:26:07.100 fucking kid he's not even an actual human he's a cartoon character he's a rendition of himself 0.99

00:26:12.620 we're in a hole anyways yeah with dating girls and all that stuff dude like at what at what point 1.00

00:26:19.160 do you just take take what take what you got stop being so so picky and selfish right i no this is

00:26:26.220 no yes this is one of the the biggest points that i've heard you make on romance this world is

00:26:33.300 obsessed with the next best

00:26:35.320 thing. Potential. The next...

00:26:36.740 Oh, I could leave this and get something new to me.

00:26:39.360 If you have someone, I've said this

00:26:41.220 before, if you have someone who you wake

00:26:43.200 up next to and you don't want

00:26:45.220 to hit in the head with a frying pan,

00:26:47.100 you are winning. Yes! You are 1.00

00:26:49.180 winning. Yes! You're up big in

00:26:51.240 the fucking game. Preach, Mike! Yo, and 1.00

00:26:53.000 straight up, honestly, you could spend your life looking for the

00:26:55.180 perfect mate. The whole life. Your whole fucking life.

00:26:57.320 The whole time. And you may never fucking 1.00

00:26:59.160 find it. Ever. Or you could find someone you enjoy 0.97

00:27:01.240 their company, you can travel with,

00:27:03.140 you can talk to you can partner with

00:27:04.940 you can get them OnlyFans

00:27:06.900 viewers they can get you YouTube

00:27:09.000 views alright this part may not be applicable

00:27:11.140 but someone that you

00:27:13.160 don't want to hit with

00:27:15.140 a skillet it's so massive

00:27:17.240 it's so obvious

00:27:18.660 and true cause I

00:27:21.140 would wake up next to this person and I'd

00:27:23.120 like look at her and I'd be like

00:27:24.260 I don't mind this

00:27:27.020 I'm like I'm like stretch my head

00:27:28.920 I'm like this is dope like I'm gonna hold her

00:27:31.100 now and it's great

00:27:33.080 that's awesome that's like the first step

00:27:34.980 have you started

00:27:36.320 because this is where I'm at in the relationship I started

00:27:38.780 living for her a little bit more

00:27:41.080 I've started pushing myself to

00:27:43.100 slow down okay sorry

00:27:44.440 let me rephrase that

00:27:46.500 I've started pushing myself to okay

00:27:48.840 I'll give you an example 1.00

00:27:50.140 my girlfriend is a coddler I've talked about this before 1.00

00:27:53.280 coddles you know how many times I hear that

00:27:55.500 I am I am what's called

00:27:57.400 the avoidant type I do not want 0.99

00:27:59.400 you to fucking touch me go near 1.00

00:28:01.380 me breathe on me tell me you love me please keep all of that emotional bullshit the fuck out of 1.00

00:28:07.760 here but now i've gotten a point where i know she loves cuddles and so i've it's not even that i have 0.97

00:28:15.800 to force myself i've actually learned to like it because i like making her happy if that makes

00:28:20.020 sense the thought of making her happy makes me happy that's called compromise nice and it's great

00:28:25.820 Compromise

00:28:27.100 Best piece of relationship I ever heard

00:28:29.520 Best piece of relationship advice I ever heard

00:28:32.240 Was the following

00:28:33.500 Don't fall in love with potential

00:28:35.840 Fall in love with pattern

00:28:37.800 Like that idea of

00:28:39.860 What could happen

00:28:41.600 Or a girl that you might find

00:28:43.960 Maybe in your dreams

00:28:45.720 In some fantasy land 1.00

00:28:46.940 Could fuck you 1.00

00:28:49.520 Because if you have something great 1.00

00:28:51.960 In front of you

00:28:52.600 And it's proven to be great time and time again

00:28:55.320 and it makes you happy and you don't want to hit them in the face

00:28:57.280 with a frying pan. Make a move.

00:29:00.020 Make a move. Because change

00:29:01.240 is, well, it's one of the most important

00:29:03.220 things in this life. It's not always guaranteed.

00:29:05.420 So as opposed to

00:29:06.520 falling in love, like you said, with the

00:29:09.120 version of the person you want them to be

00:29:11.240 in five years, understand that in five

00:29:13.180 years, they very likely will be

00:29:15.060 the version you have now. As opposed

00:29:17.140 to this idea that they're going to change.

00:29:19.080 So that's a very strong point.

00:29:21.300 On the contrary, I've heard that change

00:29:23.240 is the only constant. Absolutely it

00:29:25.220 is but here's the problem it doesn't always go in the direction you want it to go sometimes people

00:29:30.660 change from uh you know people that cheat on their girlfriends into serial killers unfortunately and

00:29:37.700 you and and you thought they were going to go from a person that cheats on their girlfriend

00:29:40.200 to loving husband and so like change is constant but is it the change you want it to be if you

00:29:44.300 approach with love and honesty throughout a relationship you would i would hope that i could

00:29:48.440 convince someone not to change themselves for me but like if like you said you're doing things for

00:29:54.380 your girlfriend it would be great for someone to change an aspect of their life to commit to the

00:29:59.460 uh the partnership and build the both of us together as opposed to just living and changing

00:30:05.360 for whatever reason like changing to be better for the two it's yeah yeah it's a very optimistic

00:30:11.240 point of view and and i know it's not always smooth sailing for you before the podcast started

00:30:15.320 you iterated to me there's some texts that you'll receive from women that you don't like and i'd like

00:30:19.020 to know because you know every dude gets gets like the text that sends a little shiver down

00:30:25.460 their spine or makes them feel a certain type of way or afraid to hop on a phone call knowing

00:30:29.020 they're in the doghouse before the girlfriend talks to you i know what this is like hey can

00:30:32.520 we talk so what's the text is that it because that's what i wrote down that's that's one i

00:30:36.260 literally wrote that down text i don't like to receive from women hey exclamation point can we

00:30:40.680 talk question mark wow i don't do this anymore i don't do this anymore i i sent him a voicemail i

00:30:45.900 I said, hey, I understand something's wrong.

00:30:49.100 You got to tell me what it is first

00:30:50.560 before I hop in the phone call

00:30:51.600 because I need to mentally prepare.

00:30:54.320 I will not be taken off guard.

00:30:55.900 Nope.

00:30:56.120 None of that.

00:30:56.560 Nope.

00:30:57.680 Mine, my big one is I miss you.

00:31:00.960 No problem.

00:31:01.800 Got it.

00:31:02.240 Go on a mute mode.

00:31:03.440 I miss you.

00:31:04.860 Like there's the one that's like,

00:31:06.400 there's the one that's like,

00:31:09.760 oh, I actually do miss you.

00:31:10.960 Or there's the one that's just for the sake of like,

00:31:12.600 I haven't seen you in a long time.

00:31:13.800 I miss you.

00:31:14.260 Like, yeah, we haven't seen each other

00:31:15.340 have a long time what the Pokemon is supposed to do.

00:31:16.800 That's usually a bat 0.98

00:31:18.640 signal for dick. 1.00

00:31:21.100 Did you know that? 1.00

00:31:23.360 When a girl wants dick, they shine the 1.00

00:31:25.120 I miss you light in the sky. And you look 1.00

00:31:27.320 up and you put on your outfit and you go and you 0.99

00:31:29.060 fucking got them. What am I supposed to do in quarantine? 0.99

00:31:30.780 Bring her down to Gotham Town. I can't do anything

00:31:33.120 right now. Well, you can. It just might not

00:31:35.260 be so smart. I got a text I hate as

00:31:37.220 well. What is it?

00:31:39.560 It starts with a JPEG

00:31:41.020 that's sent of a Instagram

00:31:43.100 picture that says your Instagram handle 1.00

00:31:45.240 under it has liked it and then the next one says who is this bitch well whose fault is that 0.98

00:31:52.060 it's kind of i don't know yeah no no no no he's right yeah i've i've i've grown to appreciate 0.94

00:31:59.780 max point of view i used to go through that all the time in my last relationship a long time ago

00:32:03.740 with liking pictures tweets all that shit my my new scroll of the instagram feed is yo this is so 0.53

00:32:10.740 funny if you think about it my old scroll of the instagram feed when i was like single or 0.99

00:32:14.760 fresh into the relationship and i didn't know where it was going was girl's ass like girl's 1.00

00:32:19.200 ass like girl's ass like guy racing a car skip girl's ass like girl's tits like now girl's ass 1.00

00:32:26.760 girl's tits girl's ass girl's tits dude racing a car like no way skipping the dudes and liking 1.00

00:32:32.380 the girls to vice versa because those are the only people i can engage with now without because 1.00

00:32:36.280 dude listen wait that's not fair i'm just afraid she's gonna watch this podcast and

00:32:41.120 see you even talking about seeing them no because she's not no listen she's not amara amara is pretty 0.99

00:32:47.720 is pretty chill about the shit she she really is on certain things but cert i think every girl 1.00

00:32:53.760 watching this has certain girls from their boyfriend's past that they don't want them 0.96

00:32:57.760 engaging with and i can understand that and so to take the guesswork out of it i've stopped

00:33:02.280 engaging with pretty much all sex what's what's the what's the rule though because i've been like

00:33:07.240 sort of monitoring uh the way i talk to to women now that i'm kind of like i'm safe to say like i'm

00:33:14.880 i'm devoting myself to a person and so you know girls are in my dms and i'm having a

00:33:21.920 amicable platonic conversation with them but i'm wondering if if if if it's too much like can i

00:33:29.800 still talk to women in in my dms and out and that's just how you handle it if you're the person

00:33:36.440 that knows that you can be a friend to them and like here's my problem bro i'm like a charismatic

00:33:41.420 like a bit of a social butterfly yeah exactly so like i'll talk to everyone i'll make everyone

00:33:46.140 laugh whatever but my loyalty my loyalty is is with one person like just the way the way i was

00:33:50.540 raised the things that happened in my life that that's just the way it is so i guess i just have

00:33:54.740 to rely on my partner to trust me when i look at them in the eyes and say like yeah you gotta talk

00:33:59.000 to your girl and ask what is she okay with like are you okay with me communicating with my old

00:34:03.620 loves who are still friends but I'm not yeah yeah for sure for sure it's not it's not that

00:34:09.280 it's just like you know friends like girls who are friends um because I I am kind of hands off

00:34:15.940 I'm I'm yo you girl you want to go do your thing you want to go out and hang out in Malibu with 0.80

00:34:20.220 whoever don't give don't give a single shit and and don't here's the thing when with expectations 0.98

00:34:24.940 that we've always talked about I I have always given the longest leash ever because my assumption 0.99

00:34:30.920 is always they're going to go they're going to say where's my babe and they're going to come back

00:34:34.840 you know what i'm saying like i but there's a balance to that as well my my biggest thing on

00:34:39.380 this conversating with other girls thing is there are some girls that are super secure and they don't

00:34:45.720 care and they're and they're just super secure in the relationship there's a ton of trust there 0.75

00:34:49.300 there's some girls out there like that but if your girl is not like that in a relationship one of the

00:34:54.540 best things you can ever do is remove the ammo from the gun if you're constantly getting hit 0.92

00:35:01.480 with the who oh shit the birds on the camera the oh this is crazy okay can you still pop zooms dave 0.86

00:35:06.940 yeah i wish y'all could see what i'm seeing right now this is this is fascinating so sir 0.99

00:35:13.740 the gray picks which episodes he wants to be a pain in the ass for and it appears like this is 0.98

00:35:18.340 he's going back for the knife 0.99

00:35:21.160 I like when he sprints

00:35:26.700 he picks up the pace a little bit

00:35:28.020 he's still getting his sea legs down

00:35:31.040 how much

00:35:31.600 risk versus reward 1.00

00:35:33.240 how much bullshit do you want to deal with 1.00

00:35:35.840 from your girl 1.00

00:35:36.740 the person you see every day 0.99

00:35:39.720 the person that provides your sex 0.99

00:35:41.280 just to have meaningless conversation 1.00

00:35:43.800 with passerby women 0.84

00:35:44.900 my issue is this

00:35:46.120 like uh like ignoring and leaving people on scene i hate doing that too i'm a friend i'm a nice guy

00:35:52.160 i tell her that i'm like i don't like doing that to be like a girl will be like uh maybe a girl

00:35:57.820 from my past will be like hey did you see this last thing like what did you think about this

00:36:00.880 or whatever and like leaving them on scene feels so mean to me it's mean it's mean every time i 0.99

00:36:06.100 in the past dm'd a girl and she'd leave me on scene yo i'm like fuck you fuck off it's me it's 0.99

00:36:13.760 it's it's to me it's the equivalent of doing this hold on i'm gonna whisper something mike's here 1.00

00:36:18.980 it's the equivalent of doing this ready mike what's up dude how you been everything good

00:36:27.160 mike 0.98

00:36:31.340 that's see that's rude that's fucking rude dude like ignoring someone 0.99

00:36:37.400 in in real life like i can see that you've seen it yeah the problem the problem with 0.98

00:36:43.740 her with this in particular

00:36:45.760 and I'm sure your girl would be the same way as

00:36:47.620 she does it 1.00

00:36:49.420 to A-listers 0.93

00:36:51.420 and shows me. She's like yo look another one on 0.99

00:36:53.720 scene and like they'll use that as 1.00

00:36:55.660 ammo against you so like yo I left fucking 0.99

00:36:57.660 this didn't happen 0.99

00:36:59.000 I left Drake on scene 1.00

00:37:01.220 and you won't let this leave this bitch from Sherman Oaks 1.00

00:37:03.780 on scene? What the fuck is good? You know what I'm 1.00

00:37:05.740 saying? So it's like

00:37:06.620 girls are about it 1.00

00:37:09.680 if they want you to stop doing something a lot of times 1.00

00:37:11.680 they'll stop doing it and be like yo follow 0.97

00:37:13.640 sue or or fucking we got a problem yeah i like that changing again that's change yourself to 0.97

00:37:19.640 not cause problems and be better for your partner do we have any other uh massive fears i mean yeah 0.99

00:37:26.620 i mean we're talking about we're talking about some fears and and i think it'd be a good

00:37:30.000 conversation to talk about fears big big life fears not relationship oh yeah i'm kind of afraid

00:37:35.400 of monkeys i just think they're like i love them i'm more ape-like than most people i'm kind of

00:37:41.340 covered in hair yeah see me before um they're just like too human like sometimes you know you

00:37:47.500 ever seen a shaved monkey i have i think i've actually the person that texted you to look up

00:37:51.700 i think i think so yeah i could totally see why you're scared of these things they could rip your 0.50

00:37:56.980 head off rip your head off smart they hunt in packs you know like it's it's a little are you

00:38:03.500 kidding me dude put this dude in the ufc and we'll call it you have beast that's a that is a mammal 0.99

00:38:10.640 my uncle actually looks like that

00:38:12.740 with the muscle density he's a freak 0.67

00:38:14.260 okay so monkeys

00:38:16.080 if I told you it's irrational

00:38:18.180 oh it's totally irrational

00:38:19.820 it's just one

00:38:21.980 actually it stems from like the fear of being

00:38:24.320 abducted by aliens

00:38:26.380 okay it's just probably irrational too

00:38:28.660 I mean is it now

00:38:30.360 right now after what we just

00:38:31.480 I don't know man it's totally irrational I read Slaughterhouse 5

00:38:34.400 and I was like wow if that happened to me I'd be like

00:38:36.580 terrified but then it's like what happens if we do that to a

00:38:38.680 monkey and we kind of do that and we bring them into this

00:38:40.640 like society where everything's new and different and then it just kind of sparks some things like

00:38:44.300 i'm just this guy being trapped in an alien ship flying around the universe like stuck in a prison

00:38:49.720 i don't get to see all the cool stuff sorry i missed the i missed it you're scared of monkeys

00:38:53.920 or you're scared of monkeys that have some sort of human implant like what it's like a intelligence

00:38:58.740 chain thing i just maybe my fear is like finding out that we're we're currently at the top of the

00:39:03.880 intelligence change as far as the universe goes but like finding out that there's something

00:39:07.060 smarter than us

00:39:08.140 that would just put us

00:39:08.860 in a prison

00:39:09.320 and lock us down

00:39:10.040 that's called

00:39:10.420 Planet of the Apes

00:39:11.480 Planet of the Apes

00:39:12.480 essentially

00:39:12.840 oh yeah

00:39:13.740 combine his fears

00:39:14.540 and make it into

00:39:15.180 I'm gonna bring this

00:39:17.140 back down to real life

00:39:18.420 what do you got

00:39:19.200 cause I

00:39:20.140 I hear you

00:39:21.360 but like

00:39:21.840 you don't really need

00:39:23.120 to be afraid of that

00:39:23.760 I don't think

00:39:24.200 maybe I'm wrong

00:39:24.700 cut back to

00:39:25.960 Mac being abducted

00:39:27.080 by aliens in 50 years

00:39:28.060 and use that clip

00:39:28.860 of me saying

00:39:29.760 he has nothing to worry about

00:39:30.700 alien monkeys

00:39:31.420 did you guys know

00:39:32.180 I'm part alien

00:39:32.700 oh

00:39:33.860 I didn't know that

00:39:34.920 my great grandmother

00:39:35.880 was abducted

00:39:36.800 by aliens, which means

00:39:38.540 she was absolutely injected with

00:39:40.680 DNA. Absolutely.

00:39:43.420 You're being serious? Yeah.

00:39:45.420 She was abducted by aliens.

00:39:47.120 What are you scared of,

00:39:48.960 Logan? Yeah, yeah.

00:39:52.520 I have like

00:39:54.340 two and a half fears

00:39:56.600 in life.

00:39:58.120 They all stem from me

00:40:00.600 not being in control. So, one,

00:40:03.340 the deep dark ocean.

00:40:05.440 The deep

00:40:06.360 keyword dark ocean not ponds no no no not deep ponds even those even those freak me out

00:40:13.480 murky dark water yeah yo what's in the water i don't know and i'm not cool with it i.e. mean

00:40:21.700 me not being in control another one turbulence on an airplane when yo i have i have uh recorded

00:40:29.940 death videos hey mom i miss you yeah shooting the final text drafting the in the notes like

00:40:35.780 everything was great because the turban

00:40:37.280 hit the ceiling 1.00

00:40:40.380 bags are flying out of the luggage

00:40:42.180 compartments and again it's because I'm not

00:40:44.320 in control

00:40:44.960 and it's odd because I have to do a little soul searching

00:40:48.200 because I actually don't mind

00:40:50.260 not being in control I think it's when I grow the most

00:40:52.140 in chaos I always say this I thrive

00:40:54.420 in chaos taking a page

00:40:56.340 from the yes theory boys I seek this

00:40:58.280 comfort often

00:40:59.540 but there's a cap

00:41:01.400 there's a level and a threshold

00:41:03.800 where it crosses over and now I'm in

00:41:06.260 like whoa I am in absolutely

00:41:08.140 no control this is dangerous

00:41:10.120 and that's actually what happened with the hot

00:41:12.240 chip when I was writhing and dying

00:41:14.260 on the bathroom floor I'm serious I crossed

00:41:16.380 that point of like I'm gonna be alright

00:41:18.100 once the I'm gonna be

00:41:20.280 alright box is unchecked

00:41:22.440 and it goes from green light to red

00:41:24.320 light I get terrified

00:41:26.380 because I don't want to die

00:41:28.400 most frequent flyers

00:41:30.440 have and this

00:41:32.300 is the way i fly it's like it feels like you never accepted death from like i feel like a lot 0.98

00:41:39.560 of frequent flyers like yo if this shit goes down dude like it's just the way the story was written 0.93

00:41:44.400 you know what i'm saying like i think as you fly through a am i am i do you hear me as i fly through 0.99

00:41:49.780 a little in a little box through the fucking sky with some strange man going like this through the 0.99

00:41:57.940 fucking clouds at 30,000 feet 1.00

00:42:00.120 my mind is like yo 0.99

00:42:01.780 if this is how it goes this is how it goes

00:42:05.660 it's a bit morbid

00:42:07.280 I prefer to be around

00:42:09.200 of course

00:42:10.580 of course but

00:42:11.560 it shouldn't be

00:42:14.920 it shouldn't be

00:42:15.420 a staple of flying

00:42:19.260 to have to accept death to be comfortable with

00:42:21.400 can't we just improve our airplane safety

00:42:23.840 and make sure our pilots aren't crazy

00:42:25.840 the pilots are great

00:42:27.100 the pilots are great ideally we could do that but i have spoken to other frequent flyers who

00:42:31.060 have tried to just come to that terms because otherwise you're the person on the plane that's

00:42:34.180 like i need a half a sandy bar i need a a vodka shot to wash it down with like i just sit there

00:42:39.900 and i'm like yo dude like hopefully this doesn't go down if it does i hopefully they could get it

00:42:44.980 onto like a highway or to a small okay wait so desert patch based on that rationale what you

00:42:51.820 just said if a plane is going down you mike malak are doing what are you just posted up and this is

00:43:00.020 you well i'm probably i'm gonna ride it's fun while it lasted i don't believe that in that

00:43:04.640 moment people have rational thoughts you i'm i would i would like to be praying that makes sense

00:43:11.620 i would like to be i would like to be praying and i would i would also like to uh to send a tweet out

00:43:16.540 that's tricky because if the plane's going down you have about from zero to eight thousand feet

00:43:22.560 and depending on the trajectory of the plane it'll that could that could be that could be

00:43:27.600 10 to 15 seconds of a window when you're in cell cell service that's why i think you need to have

00:43:32.040 the tweet formulated before it starts so everyone right now should draft their plan yeah draft your

00:43:37.620 tweet right now your plane crash tweet how many crashes are there a year not not a lot not a lot

00:43:43.280 of commercial planes and the worst part of it is you is my guess is the wi-fi has gone out because

00:43:48.340 of this rapid no that's what i'm saying you have to rely on lc airplane airplane mode you have to 0.96

00:43:52.900 hit tweet the second before impact if you want anybody to see that fucking tweet yeah and it 0.98

00:43:59.720 should be it should be great it should be a great don't don't draft some bullshit tweet 0.99

00:44:03.960 like the one musk tweeted last night oh no like don't tweet some random free america now tweet 0.93

00:44:10.180 like Elon Musk tweeted last night 1.00

00:44:12.060 have some meaningful fucking shit dude 1.00

00:44:14.320 wow when was the last time a plane crashed 1.00

00:44:16.600 in the US Colgan Air flight 3407

00:44:18.540 crashed 6 miles from the runway

00:44:19.820 at Buffalo International Airport in 2009

00:44:22.680 it doesn't happen a lot

00:44:23.880 commercial anyway do not get into Cessna

00:44:26.440 I want to say do not get into

00:44:27.820 I call those death boxes

00:44:29.700 I will never ever go in one of the little

00:44:32.300 Cessna crafts I've seen

00:44:33.700 friends of friends perish because of those

00:44:36.440 you see them on the news and on Twitter

00:44:38.420 all the time. But yeah, Elon Musk did tweet

00:44:40.500 this. This has ruffled some feathers. He said

00:44:42.560 free America now, all caps. You know he's

00:44:44.440 serious. And you know when, you see that dude

00:44:46.440 Joey Salads?

00:44:48.320 Joey Saladino. When the smartest man in the world is saying

00:44:50.480 this, it's time to free America. If he agrees

00:44:52.540 with your tweet, it's wrong.

00:44:55.100 Automatically. Automatically.

00:44:56.580 You gotta see some of that dude's fucking 1.00

00:44:58.480 tweets. What about Eugene Gu? 0.99

00:45:00.260 No, read his shit. Now, Eugene Gu 1.00

00:45:02.260 is the head of a Stanford, one

00:45:04.380 of the most prestigious universities

00:45:06.240 in the world, you know, medical lab.

00:45:08.420 and medical team on on pandemic response and this is what he said i'm not here to cancel or

00:45:13.660 you got it logan or i'm not here to cancel or bully i just want to inform you and your audience

00:45:17.760 i believe stay-at-home orders are the right thing to do for the coronavirus pandemic on april 16th

00:45:21.080 around 5 000 people died from covet 19 extrapolating that for a year is 1.8 million you can have your

00:45:25.180 thoughts on whether it's it's uh right or wrong to extrapolate based on on the 5 000 person figure

00:45:31.780 But at the end of the day, the question becomes this.

00:45:35.460 What amount of human life are we all, as a country, comfortable losing to get back to building the stock market back up so that people get their $2,000 back that they lost over the decline?

00:45:48.400 I mean, the answer is obviously none, right?

00:45:50.500 But it's just not realistic.

00:45:52.320 It could be if we do this the right way.

00:45:54.980 But Elon is obviously a very smart person, has an incredible career, an incredible background.

00:46:01.260 it's not in medical science okay let's make that extremely clear this this is not i didn't i didn't

00:46:07.300 really think this was the smartest tweet like it's it's places are starting to open up he was

00:46:10.760 probably feeling a certain way dude like hey who who has not felt the uh effects of quarantine yet

00:46:17.340 on their like we we all we're all i'm speak for everyone and i can confidently say we're all sick 0.91

00:46:22.580 of this shit absolutely i'm that's easier said than done to free america entirely right now 0.98

00:46:27.620 somebody a lot of people in the comments said he was being sarcastic and by the way he might have 0.99

00:46:30.960 been he might he's too smart he's a troll sometimes that's what i was thinking and and also you know

00:46:36.160 to whoever's point that's making that argument we are we are uh gonna experience a massive economic

00:46:41.780 decline as a result of this pandemic and so i can i can understand what is what is being said and

00:46:46.520 it also brings up those points we spoke about earlier of how this how dramatic and long-lasting

00:46:51.560 the chain from this pandemic change from this pandemic is going to be oh my god i've been the

00:46:55.640 stories i've been hearing okay uh they're looking at sending students back to elementary and middle

00:47:01.980 and high schools at in the morning and then another round in the evening so that they're

00:47:06.940 able to keep the kids at distance so two waves businesses are seeing a massive savings from

00:47:13.240 keeping employees at home as opposed to paying for office supplies heating buildings all that

00:47:18.060 stuff and so there may be a massive increase in work from home rate uh casinos are putting massive

00:47:24.080 glass boards in front of the gamblers between them and the and the dealer and i think one of

00:47:29.080 the most important ones is the length of time that we're going to be wearing these masks for

00:47:32.580 yeah the entire over the entire course of human history you were able to read certain cues from

00:47:38.300 people's facial expressions their mouth their nose everything about their face how it moved when you

00:47:43.180 spoke to them business romance everything yeah everything now will be dictated by the eyes

00:47:48.680 people will be wearing masks in public areas for the net for the foreseeable future maybe the next

00:47:52.580 Five to ten years for sure.

00:47:55.040 I walked into CVS for a late night snack.

00:47:58.100 Forgot my mask.

00:47:59.500 Go home? Nope. Yeah, so walk in.

00:48:01.580 Sir, you can't be in here without a mask. 1.00

00:48:02.720 I was like, fuck, gone. Go like this. I go, can I do this? 1.00

00:48:05.220 He goes, yeah, as long as you don't take it down. I was like, bet.

00:48:07.340 So I didn't. I didn't take it down. I'm walking around the whole store.

00:48:10.080 A lady came up to me. She's like, 0.96

00:48:11.180 this shit is ridiculous, isn't it? I'm like, yeah. 1.00

00:48:13.200 And then she starts... Coughing on you. 0.99

00:48:16.580 Then she started talking about

00:48:17.840 how crazy it is.

00:48:19.560 And it is a crazy time.

00:48:20.740 and I go up to check out

00:48:22.220 and my guy's like

00:48:22.880 the dude's like

00:48:23.840 hey I know you took that down

00:48:25.220 I go what?

00:48:27.260 He said that to you?

00:48:28.140 Yeah yeah yeah

00:48:28.660 he goes he goes

00:48:29.440 I know you took your shirt down

00:48:30.660 off your nose

00:48:31.100 and I told you not

00:48:31.720 that you couldn't be here

00:48:32.980 in here without a mask

00:48:34.000 Is it KSI fan?

00:48:35.100 No so I snapped a little bit

00:48:36.760 because I actually did something good

00:48:37.860 in my life

00:48:38.220 and I didn't take it down

00:48:38.940 so I go yeah you know that

00:48:39.880 you know why it's not true

00:48:40.560 because I didn't

00:48:41.040 he goes yeah I heard you

00:48:42.440 in the aisle

00:48:42.940 I go what do you mean you heard me

00:48:44.500 we hear people from across the store

00:48:46.240 sure he goes

00:48:46.780 yeah but I could tell

00:48:47.760 that you had your mask down

00:48:49.360 because I heard you clearly

00:48:50.660 I go sir

00:48:51.600 Are you saying that

00:48:52.660 Based on the decibel level

00:48:53.820 Of which I spoke

00:48:54.540 Two aisles over

00:48:55.380 You could tell whether or not

00:48:56.360 I had my mask on my face

00:48:57.500 He goes yeah

00:48:58.200 I go dude

00:48:58.940 You're coming at the wrong guy

00:49:00.320 Right now

00:49:00.760 Cause two people

00:49:02.400 Walked in at that exact moment

00:49:03.600 Who also didn't have mask on 0.55

00:49:05.020 One girl walked behind me 1.00

00:49:06.300 Without a mask on

00:49:06.840 I go what about them

00:49:07.760 What about them

00:49:08.460 You were coming after

00:49:09.120 The wrong dude right now

00:49:10.460 Cause I'm not the problem

00:49:11.340 And this wasn't aggressive

00:49:12.320 Like I'm gonna fight you

00:49:13.080 Wrong dude

00:49:13.580 It's just like

00:49:14.000 Wrongful accused

00:49:14.640 I say hey

00:49:15.800 Finally I do something good

00:49:17.320 And then he goes

00:49:17.780 Wait a second

00:49:18.560 Are you Logan Paul

00:49:19.240 I go

00:49:19.900 don't know man you can't tell can you

00:49:22.740 can I get a picture with you

00:49:24.120 can you take down your shirt

00:49:26.080 I go

00:49:26.440 I swear I go are you gonna kick me out

00:49:30.620 he goes no I go surprise

00:49:32.640 and then yeah

00:49:36.040 everyone's freaking out

00:49:38.620 his priorities aren't in order

00:49:39.640 everybody wants to get back to life

00:49:42.740 nobody wants to be doing this

00:49:45.060 it's not anyone's intent

00:49:46.280 but if you said to me

00:49:48.840 yo, you're going to lose 15% of your... 1.00

00:49:52.300 Testicle. 1.00

00:49:52.920 And it sucks. 1.00

00:49:54.500 I can relate. 0.98

00:49:55.540 If somebody said you're going to lose 15% of your net worth

00:49:57.640 by staying in the house for the next year,

00:49:59.320 but because of it, 1.00

00:50:00.080 Old Miss Winters is going to live for another 20. 1.00

00:50:02.900 I mean, what the fuck, dude? 1.00

00:50:04.320 Is that even a decision? 1.00

00:50:05.520 Wow, that's a great question.

00:50:07.200 Because, first off,

00:50:08.760 no one's going to answer that question on air,

00:50:10.380 live, in front of people, truthfully.

00:50:11.880 That needs to be answered in a box or behind doors.

00:50:14.180 But I'd be curious to see how many people

00:50:16.020 would sacrifice the life of Old Miss Winters 0.99

00:50:18.780 for 15% of everything they own.

00:50:20.880 Wow, the bird's skating on Mike's laptop.

00:50:24.380 I think that question is only applicable

00:50:27.360 when it's your family member, you know?

00:50:31.560 I would hope not.

00:50:32.720 Or not just your family member,

00:50:34.020 but when you closely know them.

00:50:36.320 That's the, are you willing to press the button

00:50:38.340 that kills the brain for a million dollars?

00:50:41.860 It's different when you know the person.

00:50:44.780 Are there studies on how many people

00:50:46.820 would press the button?

00:50:47.600 like there's probably stats right probably do the poll here right here on impulsive would press

00:50:52.860 the buy all right let's do it so don't you point usually point at the corner of the screen poll

00:50:57.980 on the screen right now if you're watching on youtube or if you're listening that's good too

00:51:01.600 you can't answer but it's still good on spotify and itunes uh we're gonna put a poll on the

00:51:06.240 screen right now would you press a red button for a million dollars if you know for a fact

00:51:11.240 it's gonna take the life of some random person in the world oh we're doing a million bucks

00:51:15.180 million bucks oh yeah okay um i have a fear yeah what is it that's a strange one i don't think it's

00:51:24.480 as cool as your guys which which upsets me because i hate being uncool and i am uncool sometimes

00:51:29.000 i've always had this existential fear about the idea that when you die your story dies along with

00:51:38.860 you that's awesome actually it is a it is a a fear i've had since i was a child and i even at times

00:51:45.620 in my strange life have tried to think of a this was way before social media this is actually funny

00:51:50.620 ways for people to log their stories so that after they die there's a log of your story like a like

00:51:57.880 a vlog channel a vlog channel or by the way a book but but and so that which is funny because

00:52:03.200 the crossover there but i always i was so obsessed with the idea that yo you die and you're unless

00:52:08.680 you've done something we talked about this before

00:52:10.420 substantial your story

00:52:12.820 is lost it lost even

00:52:14.380 even if your story is substantial

00:52:16.540 incredibly how long is it going to

00:52:18.680 last like that's why as long as the memory

00:52:20.800 of the people that have known you yeah

00:52:22.440 that's usually it right

00:52:23.800 like leaving a legacy do you know how hard

00:52:26.700 that is everyone who's ever left a legacy

00:52:28.700 I guarantee

00:52:29.800 was not chasing the idea of leaving

00:52:32.660 a legacy I guarantee it

00:52:34.780 it all probably stemmed from

00:52:36.240 some sort of

00:52:37.640 real urge, passion, desire

00:52:40.560 deeper purpose for sure

00:52:42.020 to make change in the world

00:52:43.720 and then that's when it happened

00:52:44.880 what do you think about timing on this burr? 0.99

00:52:47.320 he's shitting all over the place 1.00

00:52:48.700 he's a babe 0.99

00:52:51.060 to that point

00:52:53.320 legacy

00:52:54.740 Bezos installs a 10,000 year clock

00:52:57.480 I saw that, he's so cool

00:52:59.640 let's pull it up 1.00

00:53:02.320 what are we going to do with the burr? 0.99

00:53:03.100 that's awesome

00:53:03.880 10,000 year clock

00:53:07.060 inside a mountain here's how the clock works wow it's got uh so you know how a cuckoo clock

00:53:13.480 chimes every hour or so yeah it's got one that chimes every year one that i think it's one

00:53:18.080 every year one every 10 years once a year and chimes once per millennium yeah it's 42 million

00:53:25.580 dollars wait wait say that again the clock ticks once a year so like your second tick is once a

00:53:32.240 And it chimes once every millennium

00:53:34.460 Once every thousand years 1.00

00:53:35.960 What a fucking baller 1.00

00:53:37.660 What a baller 1.00

00:53:39.680 Apparently they haven't even built the fifth chamber

00:53:41.520 So it's built in like different chambers

00:53:43.060 I love this thing

00:53:43.840 Is Bezos the coolest part

00:53:46.340 Is he one of the coolest people

00:53:47.340 Wow so this is the clock

00:53:52.300 This is crazy

00:53:55.080 Why inside of a cave

00:53:57.440 It's protection

00:53:58.340 There's a seismic activity

00:54:01.820 that happens there's planetary shifts that happen that they have to factor into the engineering

00:54:06.640 other people uh guarding and monitoring the the clock i'd assume no they probably just bury it 0.97

00:54:12.540 with dynamite or some shit this is insane this is the same jeff bezos that i saw buy the most 0.80

00:54:18.120 expensive table at live nightclub like how cool of a dude he was at live nightclub he spent a 0.99

00:54:23.520 hundred probably a hundred thousand dollars on that table surrounded by supermodels and big 0.98

00:54:27.140 titty chickies and buries a fucking clock in a cave i remember when you told me that you go 0.99

00:54:31.680 you won't believe 1.00

00:54:32.340 who I saw live last night

00:54:33.440 I said not only

00:54:34.160 will I not believe it 0.99

00:54:35.100 I don't give a fuck 1.00

00:54:36.180 you go 1.00

00:54:36.740 no you will

00:54:37.420 the one person

00:54:38.180 the one person

00:54:39.180 you cared about

00:54:39.860 who is it

00:54:40.440 Jeff Bezos

00:54:41.200 Jeff Bezos

00:54:41.800 I look

00:54:42.320 boys I gotta go

00:54:43.200 pick up some stuff

00:54:43.880 I got one last thing

00:54:44.940 I'm so sorry

00:54:45.780 I didn't know

00:54:46.160 you were gonna go

00:54:46.520 this quickly at the end

00:54:47.620 this has been a good

00:54:48.300 this has been a good show

00:54:49.040 it's a good show

00:54:49.420 yeah

00:54:49.680 minus the bird

00:54:51.220 solid show

00:54:51.960 cause we owed a good show

00:54:53.040 because of the last episode

00:54:54.140 yeah

00:54:54.420 sorry about that

00:54:55.040 we all had a bad day

00:54:56.860 I'm sorry about that as well

00:54:57.920 my dad who watched 179

00:54:59.980 which is the last episode

00:55:00.700 Mike I'm watching

00:55:01.440 Impulsive 179 0.99

00:55:02.580 Who the fuck 0.99

00:55:03.760 Is the new guy 1.00

00:55:04.420 Sitting next to

00:55:05.040 Paul Bunyan

00:55:05.580 So which one's

00:55:07.280 Paul Bunyan

00:55:07.700 Paul Bunyan

00:55:08.080 So he was asking

00:55:09.040 Who Jeff was

00:55:09.680 He said

00:55:10.140 He looks like

00:55:11.240 Someone stuck a mop 0.64

00:55:12.200 On his head

00:55:12.700 And pulled the handle out

00:55:13.760 Cause of his hair

00:55:15.380 Well he's about to be a dad

00:55:16.660 You know

00:55:16.940 That's not an excuse

00:55:18.780 Yeah yeah

00:55:20.280 Paul Bunyan

00:55:21.100 Poor guy

00:55:21.720 A great 0.91

00:55:22.280 A great American 0.64

00:55:23.380 Was he American

00:55:24.340 Let's look him up

00:55:26.140 He's got his

00:55:26.560 Big blue ox 0.98

00:55:28.280 Babe right 1.00

00:55:28.940 Is that

00:55:29.320 Yeah

00:55:29.980 Paul Bunyan

00:55:30.940 Yeah, he worked on the railroad, yeah?

00:55:32.240 I got a blue Frenchie back.

00:55:33.900 Giant lumberjack in American and Canadian folklore.

00:55:37.360 His exploits revolve around the tall tales of his superhuman labors.

00:55:41.980 That's fairly accurate to what I do.

00:55:46.660 Is folklore done?

00:55:49.040 Do they still teach this? 1.00

00:55:50.180 When I was a kid, Paul Bunyan was the fucking man. 0.99

00:55:52.880 I used to read these. 0.99

00:55:53.340 We were Johnny Appleseed.

00:55:54.620 Or Johnny Appleseed.

00:55:55.720 No, but you knew all those guys.

00:55:57.660 Do they still teach the kids?

00:55:58.860 Daniel Boone and whatnot.

00:55:59.740 Do they still teach the kids about these guys, or is it just like the TikTok dance?

00:56:03.620 I think it's the TikTok dance.

00:56:04.660 So it's like Folklore's Addison Rae and how she met Charli D'Amelio now?

00:56:08.540 Yeah, see, I'm here.

00:56:09.920 Speaking of...

00:56:10.540 Hey, what's up, Sully?

00:56:12.360 We are ready.

00:56:13.940 All right, we're coming right now.

00:56:17.160 I'll see you soon.

00:56:18.960 I'm leaving my house in a second.

00:56:21.160 Oh, okay.

00:56:22.020 All right, bye, brother.

00:56:23.260 Guys, speaking of Johnny Appleseed...

00:56:24.500 No, that was very clear out.

00:56:26.240 Thank you for watching episode of Impostation. 0.57

00:56:28.020 now i feel fucking bad say it we're clocking it oh it's all good i'm just uh i'm planting a seed 0.63

00:56:33.980 i'm gonna grow a plant on the podcast now right that's actually great will it grow in here yeah 1.00

00:56:38.620 for sure it's not a lemon tree is it yeah it'll be shut the fuck shut the fuck up that's cool 0.99

00:56:43.020 no it's not just cool it's my life's goal what the lemon tree i talked about it four episodes 0.99

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