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00:02:12.740 It's so crazy because you're adamantly not trying to have a kid, and your partner is, and I'm the opposite.

00:02:18.480 That's wild.

00:02:19.300 I'm adamantly trying.

00:02:20.420 Why don't you guys just...

00:02:21.560 Don't say it.

00:02:22.240 Don't say it.

00:02:22.640 Please don't.

00:02:24.700 Nah, man.

00:02:25.380 He didn't mean it.

00:02:26.160 He didn't mean it.

00:02:26.480 I didn't say that. 0.98

00:02:27.400 I didn't fucking say it. 1.00

00:02:29.240 I've always said I can't do this shit by myself 0.99

00:02:39.680 And I can't 0.99

00:02:41.860 But I can do it if I got Danny

00:02:43.440 I got Danny

00:02:45.460 It's just me and Danny

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00:03:09.440 I am alone

00:03:11.300 On set if we could cut to a wide real quick

00:03:14.060 There's no one here

00:03:15.060 Not only that there's no one operating the camera

00:03:17.940 For some reason

00:03:18.820 Our 2pm call time was completely ignored

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00:03:23.780 I am baffled 0.97

00:03:26.160 Why the fuck is no one here 0.96

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00:03:30.000 I even sent warning texts

00:03:31.860 You did too Danny

00:03:32.980 I said rolling in five

00:03:35.840 Usually when I'm short and succinct like that

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00:03:39.200 And here's the problem

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00:04:46.180 get paid all right so now now now this is tricky because like normally we get into the meat of the 0.94

00:04:50.940 episode and again completely alone on set you know what you know fuck it i'm leaving all this

00:05:00.900 in this is this is an ever-changing ever-evolving show and and if i gotta do this on my lonesome 0.98

00:05:08.580 i gotta i gotta get used to it you know that's what this is about it's about evolution

00:05:12.360 adaptation and i'm i'm i'm the king of that say i'll run it by myself i don't know if you guys

00:05:19.020 I saw this past weekend, a lot of stuff went down.

00:05:24.740 We got the UFC fight, UFC 249 that happened without an audience

00:05:28.160 is the first thing I want to touch on. 0.75

00:05:29.480 And then when my friends actually fucking joined me 0.99

00:05:31.580 and do their job on the podcast, we could talk about other stuff, 6ix9ine. 1.00

00:05:34.960 Oh, oh, people.

00:05:37.340 Oh, good to have you.

00:05:39.940 Good to see you.

00:05:41.260 Actually doing the thing that we said we were going to do 40 minutes ago.

00:05:44.080 Listen.

00:05:44.520 Hello.

00:05:45.360 Listen, here's the deal.

00:05:46.440 Mike decided he had to take a call.

00:05:48.620 He goes, at 2.05, he comes in.

00:05:50.540 He goes, can I do a 15-minute phone call?

00:05:51.940 I go, that's weird.

00:05:52.480 It seems weird you schedule a phone call right at the time we have a podcast.

00:05:55.820 It's been 30 minutes.

00:05:56.760 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:05:58.500 I'm going to call him out when he gets here.

00:05:59.720 I think he's lying.

00:06:01.320 I don't think it's a phone call.

00:06:02.820 I saw him on the phone outside walking.

00:06:04.660 You saw him on the phone?

00:06:05.360 Yeah.

00:06:05.540 Was it a phone, not a banana?

00:06:06.640 It was a phone.

00:06:07.480 He's just out there talking to himself.

00:06:09.160 Or a banana.

00:06:09.860 Mike, how do you feel about this?

00:06:11.200 Well, it's good to see you guys.

00:06:12.520 I'd like to hear your excuses.

00:06:14.140 My excuse was that we were playing ping pong, this kind of an ongoing tournament. 0.99

00:06:17.580 I hate both of you. 1.00

00:06:18.420 I hate both of you. 1.00

00:06:19.020 Why? 0.98

00:06:19.720 I made it so clear that we're starting at 2 p.m. and it's 2.39.

00:06:23.380 Yeah, but you were still sitting at the chair in the kitchen at 2.

00:06:26.200 Waiting, patiently.

00:06:27.480 But that Danny was the one that texted us to come in. 0.99

00:06:29.240 Danny's a fucking hero. 0.99

00:06:30.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:31.500 At least she's keeping things on track.

00:06:32.740 But here's the deal.

00:06:33.660 We're here now.

00:06:34.960 Things are fine.

00:06:35.700 Okay.

00:06:36.420 Everything's okay.

00:06:37.060 Yeah, yeah.

00:06:37.620 So I want to talk about the first thing before Mike gets here and we really dive in,

00:06:41.480 because he doesn't really know much about fighting or anything athletic at all,

00:06:44.080 regardless, is the UFC fight.

00:06:46.220 Okay, so for all my fight fans, for all my fight fans, you know me.

00:06:51.660 I'm a fighter.

00:06:52.980 I love fighting.

00:06:54.340 I love watching combat sports.

00:06:56.700 I love participating in combat sports.

00:06:58.340 I have since I was young.

00:06:59.780 And the UFC through UFC 249 this past weekend, do the math.

00:07:06.460 We are in a global pandemic, quarantine, social distancing.

00:07:09.640 There was no audience.

00:07:11.780 It was, I think, I don't know if it was one of the, it might have been the first sporting event.

00:07:16.120 with no live audience watching and typically in the past historically the what makes the ufc is so

00:07:21.820 so exciting is the crowd yeah and so everyone was fascinated to see how this event would hold up

00:07:27.400 i'm gonna say a hot take here i think i actually enjoyed it more really dog fighting is not

00:07:36.660 is not a sport where you need to feign energy to make it exciting that's true you know what i'm 0.89

00:07:42.520 saying like it can be you can be in the middle of a fucking alley watching two dudes fight 0.98

00:07:47.120 just you you're the only audience member and you're losing your mind like humans going at it 0.94

00:07:53.460 is the most primal form of entertainment in the world and so when there's no one watching yeah

00:07:59.360 you hear every single punch every punch every every bone every spit yeah every sniffle everything

00:08:06.000 the coaches are saying the ref to everything you hear it all i like it i did like that aspect of

00:08:11.120 it bro i was watching and i was stunned at how much fun and how entertained i was by this event

00:08:18.040 like i have to tip my hat to the ufc for once again being able to to innovate and be pioneers

00:08:24.880 in an industry dana was adamant about getting this going that's what i'm saying right fight

00:08:29.720 island that never happened never happened yeah but they were going to imagine that'd be crazy

00:08:33.180 that'd be crazy but yeah everyone got tested uh for coronavirus beforehand i think one of the

00:08:37.680 fighters actually tested positive and he obviously was not able to fight but um the commentators

00:08:43.040 joe rogan daniel cormier and the other guy had to sit apart from each other and here's the funny

00:08:48.880 part they can all hear each other at the venue the fighters can hear the commentators but everyone

00:08:55.860 can hear everyone so it's like if you give i i can't imagine the dynamic of like joe rogan saying

00:09:02.080 something that could be perceived as like a coaching tip and one of the fighters hears it and

00:09:06.460 it was just it was really fascinating and and honestly one of my favorite UFC events ever

00:09:11.480 the fights were incredible Francis Ngannou knocked out his opponent in 20 seconds Henry

00:09:18.280 Cejudo won yet again to become maybe the greatest combat sports fighter of all time with two seconds

00:09:25.620 left in the round and I think of round two he uh he beat Dominic Cruz and uh it's been cool to

00:09:31.480 watch henry literally just dominate uh his weight class he was the one we had dinner with in vegas

00:09:38.200 okay um and he let me hold his two belts if you guys remember uh the vlog right i like magically

00:09:45.020 was holding two ufc championship belts like i i i didn't win those and i never will but the guy

00:09:51.080 who did let me hold him and that's henry cejudo afterwards he announced his retirement and then

00:09:56.080 obviously for a long time he's been in it yeah for a while bro i mean he he like henry's

00:10:02.560 interesting because he doesn't get the recognition he deserves for being as good as he is like he

00:10:07.620 literally he's probably one of the sickest fighters ever the dudes the dudes that he's

00:10:11.040 beating are incredible are incredible world-class athletes and he's beating the shit out of him

00:10:16.420 but then he retired and i think it's because he's not getting paid enough for being the best

00:10:20.820 so he's holding out or do you think he'll come back or what uh i think he'll come back for sure

00:10:26.400 but he just needs a break but fighting is not a like know your worth we say it all the time

00:10:31.020 henry cejudo knows his worth if he if the ufc is not paying him enough like dip fighting is a

00:10:35.660 dangerous dangerous sport you get hit the wrong way years of your life are shaved off years of

00:10:41.660 your life are shaved off if suddenly you have a lisp that you didn't have because you you're

00:10:44.860 punch drunk like whatever it is you just have to be careful and then that brings me to the main

00:10:49.940 event justin uh gate gaichi gaichi versus tony ferguson i'm gonna say i'm just gonna say gaith

00:10:56.520 because i'm full transparency i did not know who this dude was before ufc 249 and my boy jake

00:11:04.060 broida was telling me that he's this insane fighter he he never stops he has really good

00:11:08.920 technique i'm like yo but that's all well and good but tony ferguson is not a human being

00:11:12.600 i'm not sure there's ufc ufc fighter who works harder than him and this fight started happening

00:11:18.480 and I can say

00:11:20.400 it was one of the most, it was one of the greatest

00:11:22.400 UFC performances I've ever seen in my

00:11:24.400 life. From both sides. I mean, Tony

00:11:26.180 kind of shut down as he was getting

00:11:28.260 obliterated in the face over and over

00:11:30.320 again. How can you not? How can you not? 0.83

00:11:32.020 He stood up to it. He took it.

00:11:33.940 I mean, yeah. The dude is tough

00:11:36.360 as nails. You see the videos of Tony Ferguson

00:11:38.480 elbowing metal to

00:11:40.020 strengthen his elbows and

00:11:41.820 get his bones breaking down and repairing

00:11:44.160 themselves so his forearms

00:11:46.320 are literally just like weaponized steel

00:11:48.440 Good to see you, Mike.

00:11:49.160 Good to see you, boys.

00:11:49.940 Whoa.

00:11:50.460 What are you doing here?

00:11:52.780 It's good to have you on the podcast that we said we were going to do.

00:11:57.120 Sorry, I got into Zoom call.

00:12:00.620 Book stuff.

00:12:01.980 Oh, because you're an author.

00:12:02.640 I'm with the literary agency, the agents, the movie people.

00:12:06.120 I want to get into that in a little bit.

00:12:08.220 It's been a big week.

00:12:09.180 Like I said, we have a lot to talk about.

00:12:10.200 But real quick, I started studying and watching this Justin dude, and he got my attention.

00:12:16.940 Fighting is a fascinating world where you can have no idea who a fighter is.

00:12:21.000 And then one fight skyrockets them all the way to the top.

00:12:24.060 And I think that might have been this fight for Justin Gaethje.

00:12:26.840 He went in there.

00:12:28.720 Verbatim, he said he went in there ready to die.

00:12:31.200 And that's why he performs as well as he does.

00:12:36.300 He really means that.

00:12:38.400 When I went to fight KSI, I was not ready to die.

00:12:41.420 Nah.

00:12:42.040 Nope.

00:12:42.420 I got life to live.

00:12:44.000 like he goes in there

00:12:45.900 willing to risk it all

00:12:47.820 sacrifice everything

00:12:49.340 to get that W

00:12:51.120 and it's so evident in the way he fights

00:12:53.620 it was one of the most

00:12:54.880 strategic specific smart

00:12:57.680 fights I've ever seen

00:12:58.580 he had so many opportunities to jump

00:13:01.660 on a hurt Tony Ferguson

00:13:03.420 a hurt champ and he didn't

00:13:05.440 because he knew if he stayed grounded strategic

00:13:07.620 and solid he wouldn't get caught with

00:13:09.460 a crazy punch from TF

00:13:11.440 that fight was all striking

00:13:13.920 none on the ground at all no and and those are those are two guys who you do not want to go

00:13:19.040 go uh hand-to-hand combat with and uh afterwards i liked it they gave him the belt and he threw it

00:13:25.540 away he threw it to the side and he said uh i'll wait for the real one because there's the interim

00:13:29.380 belt technically so i'm saying khabib got the real belt i believe and so i was like okay so this dude

00:13:36.020 was a great fighter now he's now he's moving with class and then he goes to dap up tony ferguson

00:13:41.360 and Tony Ferguson pushed him a little bit

00:13:44.540 and then Justin goes 1.00

00:13:45.980 being an asshole is going to get you nowhere man 1.00

00:13:48.000 and it's just like 1.00

00:13:49.240 I really really like a 360 degree

00:13:52.520 fighter and it looks like

00:13:54.600 it looks like he is that guy

00:13:56.360 as far as him and Khabib 0.62

00:13:57.300 that's going to be a battle 0.53

00:13:59.580 that is going to be a war

00:14:00.780 did you talk about the lack of audience at all

00:14:04.200 yeah oh yeah

00:14:04.940 what a weird situation

00:14:07.920 I liked it

00:14:08.760 the audience is still there

00:14:11.080 you know we talked to with uh uh yeah i mean you got to go harder maybe in that in wwe but

00:14:18.420 ufc man you put those uh four ounce gloves on and start coming forward as someone

00:14:22.680 it doesn't you know you said a fight's a fight you're gonna have to put the show on no matter

00:14:27.360 what bro but you're in there fighting for your life justin justin was there was a point in the

00:14:31.640 in the justin uh ferguson fight where it went from like fighting to bullying like like bro

00:14:39.060 Tony Ferguson doesn't strike me as a dude who's easy to bully. 0.95

00:14:42.460 And there were a couple strikes where Justin fucking whacked him in the face and then would like push him. 0.95

00:14:47.640 And the dude stumbles against the fence. 0.98

00:14:49.420 And Justin, again, didn't pounce.

00:14:52.240 It was a very strategic breakdown, a surgical breakdown of a man.

00:14:59.880 And it was, bro, like I've seen, I hunted when I was younger.

00:15:05.660 I've seen animals on their last breaths.

00:15:09.720 I've witnessed death before, and Tony Ferguson looked like a shell of a man

00:15:14.380 as the fight was coming to an end.

00:15:17.320 That last jab that Justin got him with, you see Tony shake his head,

00:15:21.580 and it's almost like he wasn't even there.

00:15:25.180 It was actually kind of sad.

00:15:26.620 He was probably trying to figure out what the hell was happening.

00:15:28.760 It was just like a very slow.

00:15:35.000 Dismantling.

00:15:35.560 Yeah.

00:15:36.600 When's your cage debut?

00:15:39.960 After all that, who knows, man?

00:15:42.300 I have to do one before I die.

00:15:45.220 We'll see.

00:15:45.900 But again, I just want to say, man, that was a phenomenal event.

00:15:50.000 So great job to the UFC.

00:15:52.120 And congrats to everyone who won.

00:15:54.860 And Tony Ferguson, man, pick your head up.

00:15:56.680 You know you're a champ.

00:15:57.820 I mean, I don't even need to say this to you, but you tough as nails that it just it just wasn't your night.

00:16:02.660 And on to the next one.

00:16:04.340 And he was on a 12 fight win streak.

00:16:06.260 So I know this is not is not a easy loss for him.

00:16:10.740 Swallow it.

00:16:11.880 Pick your head up.

00:16:12.540 Keep working hard.

00:16:13.120 Move to the next.

00:16:14.040 Except I'm worried, though, because like I'm telling you, like he broke his orbital, fractured orbital.

00:16:19.540 Who knows what kind of brain damage he suffered?

00:16:21.200 it was just like i see that with like fighters especially but skateboards and extreme sport

00:16:26.980 athletes that break their arms and legs how do you decide that you're gonna like break both your

00:16:31.900 femurs in a crazy motocross accident and then get back on the bike how do you break your face open

00:16:37.560 and then get back in the cage i have no idea what i i have no idea because and maybe you can attest 0.82

00:16:42.740 to this but i've i've i've gotten fucked up riding you know dirt bike uh bmx bike or football 0.59

00:16:50.680 whatever it is and i admit i find it hard to get back in there with the now ptsd i have from 0.85

00:16:56.820 getting hurt doing the thing like when you do it though it's a it's a you know it's a classic

00:17:00.980 get back on the horse situation in life you know like the the the first biggest thing you do after

00:17:07.680 a fall like that or after getting you know breaking your femur skiing the first important

00:17:11.540 thing that you do is you stand up so i've been through so many of those situations where you're

00:17:15.500 on the ground lifeless and you always the first thing you try to do is stand up can i stand up

00:17:22.540 can i still control this body that i exist within if you have a broken femur you can't do it but i

00:17:26.960 tried and so it was just this and then it just fell back down but if you break your wrist you 0.98

00:17:32.100 could usually stand up so you stand up brush yourself the fuck off and then the next question

00:17:36.440 should be how do i get back in the game and so when i broke my femur they put a rod in it 0.61

00:17:41.500 and I think it was probably about a year and a month later

00:17:46.380 when I put my ski boots back on

00:17:47.740 and went back down the same mountain at Killington.

00:17:50.180 Yeah, because you still love the thing, right?

00:17:52.360 Yeah, but admit you don't go as hard anymore.

00:17:57.360 I know you don't.

00:17:58.760 No, no, I still do.

00:18:00.500 I still do.

00:18:01.580 I think you favor certain things.

00:18:06.280 So, for example, if you break your femur skiing

00:18:08.900 and going off a ski jump,

00:18:10.860 You may ski now, but you might hit different jumps or you might not hit jumps at all.

00:18:14.720 Don't go for the 40-footer.

00:18:15.760 For sure.

00:18:16.540 For sure.

00:18:17.040 You definitely change a little bit.

00:18:18.980 It affects you.

00:18:20.040 But exactly.

00:18:20.860 That's what I'm saying.

00:18:21.440 So you move a little more cautious now.

00:18:22.960 But these extreme sports athletes do not.

00:18:25.200 Yeah, you can't.

00:18:25.820 You have to go even harder than before because the game keeps elevating.

00:18:28.840 That's a sickness to me, dude.

00:18:30.220 But also, I'll tell you why.

00:18:32.460 Or is it passion?

00:18:33.140 For them, it's that.

00:18:34.500 But it's also that's their job.

00:18:36.460 That's their livelihood.

00:18:37.360 and so like for example for with logan he when he had his youtube edition femoral break which

00:18:44.180 we all remember he had the option he had the option to come back and and

00:18:50.120 dilly dally and do half-ass mediocre work but he he knew he couldn't do that he had to come back 0.97

00:18:56.000 and fucking produce bro it's just the physical pain's different dude like so and we'll see what 0.97

00:19:01.380 happens with these boys but uh yeah all right so okay so there's a lot i kind of i kind of 0.98

00:19:07.120 was dove into that first because i knew i was probably just gonna be like talking

00:19:10.480 uh all right where do we even start here all right so so all right mike released a book uh

00:19:15.140 the fifth vital sign master your cycles and optimize your fertility this was last week i

00:19:20.260 actually and that's not the right dude 132 ratings what'd you say yeah that that's lisa hendrickson

00:19:25.180 and Jack. Oh, fuck. 0.99

00:19:27.540 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:19:29.400 Okay. Alright, so Mike released a book. 1.00

00:19:31.120 Oh, my bad. Called The Fifth... Oh, here it is.

00:19:33.400 The Fifth Vital. You can buy it now

00:19:35.340 with one click. 420 ratings, Mike.

00:19:37.760 How's it going so far? You rich yet?

00:19:39.760 You can finally... Nah.

00:19:41.280 Nah, I'm not. I'm not, dude.

00:19:43.380 And I don't think I'm going to be as far as a whole of a book.

00:19:46.360 The literary world

00:19:47.560 is weird, dude. It's...

00:19:49.080 There's a lot of...

00:19:51.340 I could talk about this specific

00:19:53.380 topic for so long i'm not going to today but if you publish if i'd publish this book with a

00:19:57.740 traditional publisher which is the what the majority of like the big dogs do they retain

00:20:02.860 roughly eight to fifteen percent of the royalties that come on the back and it's very similar to

00:20:07.660 music you get nothing you get the label eats everything you get a payout on the front end

00:20:12.460 that you usually pay royalties back against so if i had done that i would get eight to you know

00:20:18.760 15% of the royalties. Luckily, I was smart

00:20:20.920 and I self-published, but there's still

00:20:22.560 quite a few people with their hands

00:20:24.800 in the pot.

00:20:25.820 Am I going to buy a yacht as a result of the book? 0.99

00:20:29.100 No, but has it been selling fucking 0.99

00:20:30.660 hotcakes? Yes. 0.99

00:20:31.740 You haven't even done your tour yet. You still got to go to Oprah.

00:20:35.080 You still got to go to middle schools all over

00:20:36.820 the world.

00:20:37.960 But it's touched a lot of people. The feedback on it

00:20:40.860 has been incredible. It's obviously got five stars

00:20:42.880 on every platform that it's sold on.

00:20:45.560 That was the biggest thing to me.

00:20:47.380 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:47.980 There was a lot of people who were just watching the sales of it.

00:20:52.640 Is it going to make New York Times?

00:20:53.900 Is it going to hit Amazon top 10, which it did,

00:20:55.960 and it's been living in the top 25 since it came out,

00:20:58.180 which has been incredible.

00:20:59.100 But for me, the biggest win on it has been people saying,

00:21:02.080 yo, I opened this book at 2 a.m. or 1 a.m. or whatever,

00:21:06.000 and I read it cover to cover, and I didn't close it.

00:21:08.840 I read it straight through because I couldn't put it down.

00:21:10.520 That's the best feedback I've gotten so far,

00:21:13.220 and it made me think about life a little bit differently as a result.

00:21:16.140 and made me a little bit just happier to be here.

00:21:18.500 I envy those people's

00:21:20.540 patience and tenacity

00:21:22.220 to read the book and also their ability

00:21:24.080 to read. Yeah, you can't

00:21:25.980 read. That's why I haven't

00:21:28.180 read Mike's book. I mean, I said it in my Instagram

00:21:30.040 caption. I'm sure it's great. When's the audio book

00:21:32.120 coming, Mike? And are you reading the audio book?

00:21:34.460 I am, yeah. Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:21:36.280 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And there's 0.99

00:21:38.160 been a lot of conversation there too

00:21:40.080 because it's another format. A lot of people don't want

00:21:42.080 to read or can't read like you and

00:21:43.480 And, you know, they they they want to hear it. 0.99

00:21:46.760 But every request I've seen has been, yo, get that raspy voice fuck in the lab and have 0.99

00:21:51.640 read it. 0.99

00:21:52.200 And so it looks like we're going to be starting the process.

00:21:54.520 Well, how long does it take?

00:21:55.360 It's going to take us a little while.

00:21:56.500 How long?

00:21:57.060 How many hours?

00:21:57.720 If you read the book, 20, 20, it'll it'll take us 20 hours to do the activity that the

00:22:02.120 listening of the book will probably be like five hours, maybe.

00:22:04.780 Do you get to take a peanut butter jelly break?

00:22:07.320 Oh, yeah.

00:22:07.980 We're going to shoot it over the course of the next one, like two weeks, probably two

00:22:10.640 weeks or so.

00:22:11.540 It's going to take a little while.

00:22:12.420 right here right in house it'll be fun we'll sit down we'll have some tea get the vibes going but

00:22:17.820 go buy your paper books kids like it's not a paperbacks kids it's not out just yet i want to 0.99

00:22:21.980 say something yeah it's what i didn't say to you last night at the fire pit fuck you what is that 0.99

00:22:27.160 what you're gonna say no oh i like you oh hey what's up what's up uh all right so this is kind 0.99

00:22:32.420 It's kind of deep.

00:22:33.400 It's kind of like a macro thought.

00:22:36.920 Okay.

00:22:38.000 I have a fear of growing old and saying the following sentence.

00:22:46.000 Those were the good old days.

00:22:48.720 I try so hard in my life to gauge the moments that are the good old days.

00:22:55.260 These are the moments.

00:22:57.080 These right here are the moments.

00:22:58.340 And whenever I notice that my life is going exceptionally well and I notice that I am fulfilled and happy to the brim, a place that I am sometimes in my life, I really try to mark them as like life moments.

00:23:13.760 So I really can feel and live in this moment.

00:23:17.320 So when I'm older, I don't have to say, man, those were the dates or those were the days.

00:23:21.420 I am so happy right now.

00:23:23.340 I am incredibly happy in my life.

00:23:26.600 I am driven I'm fulfilled and most importantly the people around me are doing well like seeing

00:23:32.600 your success bro I've said this before it just gives me like a it it fills an empty cup in my

00:23:37.940 world that for so long has been empty and finally like I'm people are people are making the right

00:23:44.180 steps outside of just me to really complete this team this organization and it's awesome

00:23:49.280 that would have been great for a fireside thing

00:23:55.560 yeah I wish you had said that to me next to the fireplace

00:23:57.800 I probably would have started crying but I've been doing so much

00:23:59.900 of that lately and I'm sick of it to be honest

00:24:01.700 you're crying? well I just have been crying

00:24:03.800 more outside of the talking

00:24:05.660 about the book and about smoking crack 0.99

00:24:07.540 and all that fun shit I've been crying 0.99

00:24:09.580 I started crying with 0.99

00:24:11.040 Amara the other night she was asking me

00:24:13.700 questions about you know the way I love

00:24:15.480 and why sometimes I

00:24:17.060 am not as affectionate as other people

00:24:19.240 and this and that and it brought up a lot of a lot more pain that i wasn't thinking about this

00:24:24.020 has been a draining week for me as you know the reason why i was late to this podcast because i

00:24:27.560 was on a business call where there's massive you know uh implications across the board and

00:24:32.420 i've done podcast after podcast and i've done all this promotion and all this different stuff and

00:24:38.000 it's it's been draining it's like even though i wrote the book for so long spending the last week

00:24:43.560 as uh inundated and saturated and and diving so deeply into the story so many times over the past

00:24:50.740 of the course the over the past week and also talking to fans about it because there's just

00:24:55.680 been such a um outpouring of support and and and thoughts on the book it's just it's been draining

00:25:01.700 and i feel drained like i feel very i feel very tired and very um very happy very fulfilled that

00:25:07.800 it's out and and just so relieved that the story is finally out there and starting to help people

00:25:12.660 and it's off of my back,

00:25:14.240 but I also feel so fucking tired, bro, 0.95

00:25:17.000 from just the past week. 0.97

00:25:18.160 Take a nap.

00:25:19.000 Yeah, I'm gonna.

00:25:19.760 All right, wait, my thought wasn't done yet.

00:25:21.320 Sorry.

00:25:22.040 You took a pause that was long enough that I felt okay.

00:25:24.800 It was good.

00:25:25.200 Okay.

00:25:25.440 It was good.

00:25:25.840 No, it was good.

00:25:26.440 All right, just don't want to interrupt you.

00:25:27.680 But, all right, sometimes I'll be showering

00:25:30.200 thinking about how happy I am, bro.

00:25:31.580 I have a girl that I really care about.

00:25:33.400 My boys around me are doing well.

00:25:35.100 My career is doing well. 0.97

00:25:37.300 Against all odds, like we fucking did it. 1.00

00:25:39.320 Finally, we made it out of the shit storm. 1.00

00:25:41.000 We're at a really great pace. 0.98

00:25:42.200 our place but i cannot help but feel 0.98

00:25:44.940 this overwhelming sense of impending doom all right why oh shit and i hate that i'm even putting 0.57

00:25:54.860 this energy out there but i'd be lying to myself if i say i didn't feel it and i think it's because 0.99

00:25:59.020 the last time in my life where i was doing well i fucked myself yeah you're a self-sabotage master 0.96

00:26:06.580 yes yes and it's almost like i say this all the time like for every action there's an equal and 0.98

00:26:12.840 opposite reaction and and i'm getting this like weird feeling in my chest this weird feeling of

00:26:17.920 anxiety that like i don't know like how can things be this good how is it possible um i think uh i

00:26:26.860 think is it is it bad no i'm uh i'm looking for something like like why why do why why when the 0.58

00:26:33.060 world is in a is in an absolute shit shit storm are we thriving can we both can we both do this

00:26:40.460 together yo page 225 um work was going well my relationship my family's stronger than ever but 0.84

00:26:48.900 i always have this anxious feeling in the pit of my stomach and there's a scene in the shower i

00:26:52.380 talk about this after years of hell i'd become conditioned to think conditioned to thinking the

00:26:57.500 other shoe would drop when was the rug going to be pulled out from under me i often struggled with

00:27:02.280 that feeling for many years i've become accustomed to things going so badly wrong i'd gotten used to

00:27:06.720 such terrible pain that it was hard for my brain to ever imagine things going right for very long

00:27:11.180 that's what i'm feeling and it was and it was crazy and it happens always when you're naked

00:27:16.860 in the shower and i don't know why you have clothes on in the shower so usually when you're

00:27:20.160 in the shower you are all right so so you're conditioned to this or or you have something

00:27:24.320 in your past that you haven't brought up and addressed that you feel like might come back to

00:27:27.940 get you nah i've never i've never been uh i've never been the dude who's got like a tape of

00:27:33.920 like logan paul racism or logan paul site like not there's none there's nothing it's not it's

00:27:38.440 not that it's just like i don't know dude why but why let's let's flesh it out let's figure out what

00:27:45.740 the point of why you think you're gonna reach doom soon if you're looking for doom you're gonna find

00:27:49.660 it right i'm not looking for doom i just like i just bro often like man it was sunny yesterday

00:27:54.920 we were all sitting by the fire at the beach

00:27:57.100 smoking a little bit having a good time eating pizza

00:27:59.220 whatever and I'm like this is

00:28:00.400 life is being so good to me right now

00:28:03.180 too good to me

00:28:03.840 it's like a trick I know it's a trick 0.97

00:28:07.260 bro I'm being fucking bamboozled 0.78

00:28:08.760 is this like with you not being able to receive things 0.97

00:28:10.820 things are okay to be good it's good to be good

00:28:12.980 yeah but for how long can they be good

00:28:14.580 as long as you want as long as you keep staying on the right

00:28:17.100 path doing the right thing you're gonna be alright

00:28:18.420 why did I not know that me and you shared this

00:28:21.120 this is a big thing

00:28:22.440 Because I hate it, because I hate even putting that energy out there.

00:28:25.920 So being someone that approaches things a little bit differently, I don't like to look at the issue as much as I like to look at the solution.

00:28:35.980 So I don't really care why it feels like that, but the next two paragraphs were this.

00:28:40.660 Anytime I felt like this, I calmed myself again by finding solace in my continued strength.

00:28:45.620 I told myself if I can control the outcome of a situation, then I trust myself to make the right decision and for the outcome to reflect that.

00:28:53.640 Do you feel strong in that no matter what happens to you, you'll make the right decision?

00:28:57.160 Now I do, yes.

00:28:57.880 Okay. 1.00

00:28:58.520 On the flip side, and this is the biggest one, I realized that if I cannot control the outcome of the situation, I'd think, fuck it. 0.99

00:29:07.320 For years, I used to worry about such things as genetic disease and atomic war. 0.99

00:29:10.920 now unless i was able to do something better to positively affect an outcome i don't give a shit 0.72

00:29:15.980 i believe that what was out of my control should also be out of my mind so if what happens to you 0.96

00:29:22.380 you can control you're going to do the best possible fucking job to control it and the and 0.82

00:29:27.080 the results are going to prove that you did that you've done it time and time again no matter what 1.00

00:29:30.740 happens you handle it it's you can't control it then fuck it it's but it's the unknown it's the 0.99

00:29:35.480 it's it's are you sure because because there's a lot of anxiety that people have not knowing 0.99

00:29:43.220 not knowing i'm starting to feel a little bit of it bro even even and i hate to like bring this 0.84

00:29:48.380 in this context but even um uh cory we didn't even talk about this shit well that's what i'm saying 0.96

00:29:55.560 like bro what the what the fuck did you we didn't we didn't address it all in the beginning of the 0.98

00:29:59.940 show no no um do you know about this uh the the tattoo artist daniel silva who ironically enough 0.98

00:30:10.480 actually tattooed evan evan who's right there he just walked in uh can you pull up the sleeve

00:30:17.500 pull up your sleeve look see that see that light bulb tattoo and then also tattooed spencer do you

00:30:24.080 know about this yeah he knows we we've been talking okay uh and also tattooed spencer live

00:30:29.280 on the hundredth episode of impulsive um and was going to tattoo me this week reached out

00:30:35.240 saw that we were talking about me getting the tattoo of redemption on my arm yeah and dm'd me

00:30:40.140 and said hey i'd love to do that tattoo for you yeah i've i had a problem with drugs myself and

00:30:44.780 addiction and it was in jail and it would mean a lot to me if i was able to give you the redemption

00:30:49.780 tattoo him and uh a youtuber by the name of cory cory labari yeah we're in a car late last night

00:30:56.500 Celebrating Corey's 25th birthday and this dude, Daniel Silva, the tattoo master or the

00:31:04.560 ink master was was drunk and crashed the McLaren that they were driving into a tree and the

00:31:12.600 passenger side hit the tree and took the brunt of the damage.

00:31:16.060 And unfortunately, the YouTuber Corey passed away last night on his birthday and a Mother's

00:31:25.180 day and his and i saw the post from his mother which was horrifying and sad as can be and and

00:31:34.260 now it looks like once once um daniel's uh released from the hospital because apparently

00:31:41.060 he broke his hip he's gonna be charged for murder yeah or manslaughter or whatever whatever it ends

00:31:47.660 up being and it's like it's you know you wake up to hear this and just like i even often i think

00:31:53.640 about um the kobe thing and how just like sudden these really unfortunate chain of events happened

00:32:02.280 just these just dire shit scenarios and it happened to me and in in a in a much uh lighter way but

00:32:13.700 it's i've been life has slapped me in the face a couple times and i and i and i and i i'd be lying 0.89

00:32:20.760 if i said i wasn't scared of that happening again okay i it's incredibly unfortunate these two uh

00:32:27.100 these two guys have gone through this rp to cory man that sucks um but could have been avoided by

00:32:32.160 not drinking driving we definitely know that gotta gotta be on the forefront of that avoid

00:32:37.060 any sort of possibility that that's going to happen again that's one way to avoid that for

00:32:41.340 you personally logan paul the second thing there's a fallacy in mind that uh life has its pendulum

00:32:47.880 It's ups and downs and ups and downs.

00:32:50.160 You don't have to let the ball swing the other way.

00:32:52.300 There's a book called The Kabbalion that goes deep into this philosophy where you can control the swing of your pendulum.

00:32:59.800 If you don't want it to go down the negative side, you can stop it right there and you can kind of go and find a new route that's going to keep you in a positive, light mood, always recognizing the good things that are happening in your life and going more in the direction of better things.

00:33:15.860 so it doesn't stop so it's not the action of bad things happening it's just your reaction to it

00:33:20.140 because obviously you can't stop the cancer pendulum from coming right it's just how you

00:33:24.460 how you react to it yeah and you know taking preventive measures don't get in the car drink

00:33:28.580 and drive like that's one simple thing but there's other ways to manifest negative things happening

00:33:35.540 in your life and right now you're doing a lot of great things your youtube channel is going up going

00:33:40.960 crazy because you have focused on your art making it the best it can be and change it up to format

00:33:45.840 for the new wave of the style

00:33:48.040 that's taking over YouTube.

00:33:49.400 People are loving that.

00:33:50.340 You're providing positive energy

00:33:51.360 for millions of people

00:33:52.520 through this podcast,

00:33:53.660 through the YouTube channel,

00:33:54.500 Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat,

00:33:56.340 whatever it might be.

00:33:57.360 All those things are great.

00:33:59.040 I question to where you feel like

00:34:02.420 the doom might be coming.

00:34:03.540 Why do you feel like you deserve it?

00:34:05.500 Because last time my life was going this well, 0.99

00:34:09.380 some bad shit happened 0.97

00:34:10.420 and I was in a bad point in my life. 0.99

00:34:12.500 That was like,

00:34:13.160 I call it the perfect storm

00:34:14.300 for everything to go wrong.

00:34:15.460 Yeah, but you had massive ego problems and didn't care and you were blazing a fire trail right behind you.

00:34:21.320 I know, but this is the type of thoughts that make me uncomfortable when I feel turbulence on an airplane.

00:34:31.120 Or when things are fully out of my control and no matter how level-headed I am or how much I've learned.

00:34:39.100 And that's not a feeling that is foreign to anyone.

00:34:45.040 everybody feels like that everybody feels like yo what's gonna happen next no one no matter how

00:34:50.180 strong a person is no one's completely in control of their emotions towards the unknown the unknown

00:34:55.900 is scary it is of course it is you you wish you knew how much longer you had to speak to your

00:35:01.060 loved ones you wish you knew how much longer you had to be a disease-free human on this planet

00:35:05.080 if you could know the day that you died would you no no i don't i don't want to know that because

00:35:11.740 because here's what you should do assume that the day you die is tomorrow always and live every

00:35:18.720 single day that way assume tomorrow's your last day and every day of output whether it's from work

00:35:24.160 whether it's from how you love whether it's from how you act towards other people assume that

00:35:29.700 tomorrow is the is the last day today's the last day that you have and act accordingly you know

00:35:34.920 it's it's it's it's a shame it really is and i think mac's point of you know making smarter

00:35:40.760 calculations in in a lot of ways your decision making decision making in 2017 was akin to drunk

00:35:47.700 driving you were drunk you were drunk driving yourself all over the place making poor decisions

00:35:52.080 and so i think you know listen two two lives were destroyed yesterday one one forever and the other

00:35:58.980 one listen like i don't want to this isn't no defensive of daniel silva but i've been in both

00:36:05.140 of those seats hundreds of times and it is completely inexcusable it's completely shameful

00:36:10.020 but I do have to feel slightly bad for Daniel Silva as well.

00:36:14.960 And of course, of course, you know, rest in peace to Corey.

00:36:17.760 That's it's, it's a tragedy, absolutely horrible to go at that age.

00:36:21.660 And I'm sure everybody feels terrible about it and it's horrible.

00:36:24.080 But at the same time, 0.99

00:36:25.820 like I've already started to see this just outpouring of fucking hate 0.99

00:36:28.920 towards Daniel Silva. 0.99

00:36:30.600 They were both drunk in, in a, in a second,

00:36:34.300 it could have gone the other way and Corey would have been driving.

00:36:36.260 If Daniel said, you take the keys, Corey would have like,

00:36:38.900 to go back and look at the situation and make a judgment about the person like was did he act 0.86

00:36:44.020 stupidly yes and you know he's gonna pay the price for that he's gonna spend time in jail and he's 0.65

00:36:48.200 gonna live the rest of his life knowing that his decision making led to the death of a young man 1.00

00:36:53.420 and that's and that's the tragedy and so it's it's it's shit across the board absolute shit 1.00

00:36:58.160 across the board do not drive drunk not in the not in the days of fucking uber when i was when i was 0.99

00:37:03.900 getting fucked up and i wanted to go four miles to wendy's and i couldn't like there was no cabs 0.99

00:37:08.340 shit still no excuse 1.00

00:37:10.360 but you got fucking Uber just push 1.00

00:37:12.420 a button dude they pull right up to you and drive you home 0.99

00:37:14.580 it's not rocket science

00:37:16.520 the fast life's fun that McLaren probably looks like

00:37:18.520 a real rocket ship

00:37:19.780 no but he's right

00:37:22.100 it's attractive of course

00:37:23.520 and it's attractive lifestyle when you're young and having

00:37:26.480 fun to go and do everything crazy

00:37:28.520 that you possibly can but it's the intention

00:37:30.520 was let's have fun but the

00:37:32.500 circumstances were it wasn't safe

00:37:34.420 there are some things

00:37:35.820 there are some things that are so easy to not do yeah drunk driving is one of them that goes

00:37:42.360 without saying um i i used to ride motorcycles same with jake we do not anymore because it is

00:37:48.680 so easy to not do it and and guaranteed a longer guarantee a longer life because you're not riding

00:37:54.580 a motorcycle even even skydiving now dude like i i i had that that slip up with the uh my main

00:38:01.080 shoot not opening and i'm like yo that's how much how much fun am i really having skydiving full

00:38:06.860 transparency like personally i i was over it after the fourth jump i was like this this is cool i get

00:38:14.000 it if you fall you do some flips like we're good yeah i'm not having that much fun where i'm really

00:38:18.160 willing to risk my life again and and also drive an hour and a half to paris in the hour half back

00:38:23.380 it's just a hassle

00:38:24.160 but it's so easy

00:38:28.400 to minimize

00:38:30.340 risk it's a conversation

00:38:32.360 we've been sort of having around the house

00:38:33.960 even with your loved ones

00:38:36.320 your girl we talked about it yesterday

00:38:38.360 minimize risk 0.91

00:38:39.580 you know your girl doesn't

00:38:42.400 like you liking a picture

00:38:43.800 minimize risk how easy is it

00:38:46.400 to not double tap

00:38:47.400 don't do it don't like that picture

00:38:50.260 don't comment whatever it is

00:38:51.860 like i don't respond i i now that i'm you know i got a wife uh i'm really moderate i'm like i'm 0.99

00:39:00.020 i'm good at uh keeping any advancing women at an arm's arm's length keeping your dick keeping your 0.99

00:39:07.400 digital dick in your pants exactly i'm not here for it i'm not here for it anymore i don't want 0.99

00:39:11.160 to flirt with you uh if you send me a flirty message i'm not responding just like transactional 0.99

00:39:15.220 bro i so you're minimizing physical risks as opposed to like both both just minimize risk in

00:39:21.320 your life calculate is it worth it it's my favorite thing calculated risk you're taking

00:39:25.620 risk by i mean risk or not you're launching a clothing line again you're you know taking

00:39:31.320 chances putting up videos on the like you're taking risk what what works on the vlog what

00:39:36.080 doesn't work on the vlog calculated risk well those are banned those are business risks i mean

00:39:39.820 it's it's different it's just it's just it's just people people on this planet will forever be

00:39:45.840 obsessed with getting thrills and as max said you know that mclaren gets real attractive after 10

00:39:52.080 shots you know what i'm saying and i've seen it's it's like we could say what we want obviously

00:39:55.320 there's this right decision the smart decision and then there's the way people sometimes

00:39:58.860 unfortunately think and every person looks at thrills differently some people need a 14 person

00:40:06.260 orgy to get off because they've done everything else you know what i'm saying and some people

00:40:13.400 fall victim to the needle and that's their thrill

00:40:15.600 you know and so unfortunately like

00:40:17.220 sometimes

00:40:19.440 you know people fall into thrills that have

00:40:21.540 really dire consequences and this was one of those 0.97

00:40:23.600 situations and it absolutely fucking 0.99

00:40:25.660 sucks because I truly believe 0.98

00:40:27.540 that both of those were good kids 0.84

00:40:28.760 speaking of repercussions

00:40:30.820 that any given human will have for the rest 1.00

00:40:33.640 of their life should we talk about 6ix9ine

00:40:35.120 Tekashi 6ix9ine

00:40:36.920 he's back he's back in a

00:40:39.620 big way came out with the song

00:40:41.240 great title means a lot

00:40:43.060 What is it, Bulga?

00:40:43.980 Gooba.

00:40:44.640 Oh, Gooba. 1.00

00:40:45.360 Gooba.

00:40:46.100 That's right.

00:40:46.800 He called this song Gooba.

00:40:48.660 What's that?

00:40:49.040 It's like a tuba, but with a G, yeah?

00:40:50.560 That's right.

00:40:51.280 Breaks YouTube record for biggest 24-hour debut in hip-hop.

00:40:54.400 Wow.

00:40:56.040 Wow.

00:40:57.520 So it's the most watched hip-hop video.

00:40:59.160 It beat Eminem's Kill Shot.

00:41:01.300 Let's see.

00:41:01.860 38 points.

00:41:02.900 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:41:04.340 43 million views were registered on the first day, and Eminem's was 38 million.

00:41:08.160 And right now, 72 hours later, it's at plus 100 million.

00:41:11.820 This is crazy.

00:41:13.060 This is crazy.

00:41:14.020 This is crazy. 0.72

00:41:15.160 So 6ix9ine came back just as pretentious, obnoxious, and colorful as he's always been, 0.92

00:41:21.360 which, full transparency, I was a little disappointed.

00:41:24.000 I thought he would have owned his past maybe a little more and come out with a song that

00:41:29.780 actually has some sort of creative twang that makes people...

00:41:33.760 Well, that's because you're mad.

00:41:35.640 Stay mad.

00:41:36.560 Big mad. 0.99

00:41:37.780 You mad. 0.97

00:41:38.720 He mad. 0.97

00:41:39.600 They mad.

00:41:40.360 Big mad.

00:41:41.240 Stay mad.

00:41:41.920 You know the lyrics already.

00:41:42.820 I know just those three things 0.99

00:41:44.520 Someone's fucking mad 0.98

00:41:45.880 And I have to ask you this question 0.99

00:41:48.320 Did you really think that he was going to come back different

00:41:51.520 I don't know 0.99

00:41:52.220 Did you really fucking think that 1.00

00:41:54.300 That motherfucker 1.00

00:41:55.640 That dude 1.00

00:41:56.960 Look at that fucking face bro 1.00

00:41:59.660 Look at that man 1.00

00:42:01.540 You said it nice the other day

00:42:02.760 He is the face of clout

00:42:05.280 100%

00:42:06.460 There's a lyric in this song 1.00

00:42:07.700 He says bitch I am clout 0.99

00:42:08.960 He really is 1.00

00:42:10.400 He is an anomaly

00:42:13.000 The man is an anomaly.

00:42:14.480 He is wrapped in a rainbow-colored parachute with green hair. 0.99

00:42:19.760 This is what happens when your culture goes un-fucking-checked. 0.98

00:42:26.060 This is the result. 0.99

00:42:27.900 Can you imagine telling Jay-Z and Nas and Biggie that this was fucking rap? 1.00

00:42:33.380 This sickens me. 1.00

00:42:35.120 Fuck. 1.00

00:42:37.200 Call me old. 1.00

00:42:38.340 Call me OG. 1.00

00:42:38.980 call me fucking a boomer or a gooba or whatever the fuck you want to call me but this is dumb 1.00

00:42:44.700 shit i'm sorry i'm fucking sorry but is it great marketing is he fucking like yes yes he 1.00

00:42:55.820 crushed he's a sensation he's a sensation but that's god that shit sucks bro that is not music 1.00

00:43:03.500 his address his house that he was posted up taking these pics with cash on his on his back 0.99

00:43:07.840 is he doing a high key headphones giveaway what is this picture bro it got his ad he got leaked

00:43:15.360 and he had to um and he had to move houses and he's on house arrest i believe so i asked mike

00:43:19.920 i said mike is that his life can he go out to clubs can he do any performances can he go anywhere

00:43:26.580 ever ever nah not right now now i don't know how long it's gonna last but from the looks of it

00:43:33.880 when you throw your middle fingers up to the bloods, 0.98

00:43:36.760 the entire organization and snitch them out and shit. 0.99

00:43:39.140 And I've rolled back a little bit 0.99

00:43:40.780 on how I feel about his situation. 1.00

00:43:43.180 They did some fucked up shit to him 0.99

00:43:44.760 and he wasn't a real dude. 1.00

00:43:47.260 Like he wasn't really about that

00:43:48.980 and he's admitted he wasn't about it.

00:43:50.280 He got tangled up and made some mistakes.

00:43:52.860 So I've rolled back

00:43:53.740 and I almost can understand his situation a little bit.

00:43:55.760 But my guess is that he is relocating,

00:44:00.060 hiding, running for the rest of his days on this planet.

00:44:02.300 He will have number one records on YouTube.

00:44:04.280 He will crush it.

00:44:05.200 He'll make a ton of money.

00:44:06.800 But the risk of him, the risk for him is massive. 0.99

00:44:11.240 Like my, like my guess is he's looking away, looking over his shoulder for the rest of his days on this fucking planet. 0.99

00:44:16.980 Nima thought. 0.99

00:44:18.820 I mean, he's protected by the biggest mafia.

00:44:21.120 The U.S. government.

00:44:22.300 He's protected.

00:44:23.020 Nima, one of our music guys, says he's protected by the biggest mafia in the world, which is the U.S. government.

00:44:27.720 And rightfully so, maybe.

00:44:28.900 Could you imagine being the security guard that's in charge of watching over him?

00:44:33.380 Terrifying. 1.00

00:44:34.240 Like, at what point is the money that 6ix9ine is paying you to protect his life not worth your life? 0.99

00:44:41.940 Does that make sense? 1.00

00:44:42.840 He's also guaranteed got, like, probably 10 security guards around him. 0.99

00:44:47.180 We saw him two weeks before all this shit went down. 0.99

00:44:48.960 Before he got popped. 0.99

00:44:49.680 He had a hell of military security guard.

00:44:51.900 Dancing in the corner of Hyde by himself.

00:44:55.080 And I'm just wondering, can he do that anymore?

00:44:56.900 I don't think he...

00:44:57.720 Bro, you can have 19.2 million followers.

00:45:00.920 You can have 25% engagement.

00:45:02.400 You can have cash.

00:45:03.180 You can have a Finding Nemo necklace.

00:45:05.480 You can have a Finding Nemo necklace of Bruce the Shark.

00:45:11.180 It's on his shirt.

00:45:12.180 Is this much of a life?

00:45:15.000 No.

00:45:15.600 You know?

00:45:16.220 I mean, that's like... 1.00

00:45:17.040 Bro, a little 12-year-old white chick almost ruined his whole world the other day. 1.00

00:45:21.480 She said, 6ix9ine is in my backyard taking pictures. 0.99

00:45:25.160 and before you knew it he's packing his house up and moving to the next place it's gonna be tough 0.73

00:45:30.760 and i don't i don't hate the man i hope he fucking wins i hope i always pray for everybody i hope he 0.97

00:45:35.420 does a great job i hate his fucking music i'm sorry it's fucking awful and i can't wait till 0.99

00:45:39.800 meek mill comes out with that fucking disc tape and fucking dismantles his ass but that said i 0.99

00:45:44.820 hope the best for him i wish the best for him i hope he's able to find a nice cave to fucking 1.00

00:45:48.860 live in and count his money and watch his views forever final note i'm here for the show i've 0.97

00:45:53.660 said it so many times. I just want

00:45:55.560 to be entertained, bro. So please keep

00:45:57.560 it coming, 6ix9ine. Please. 1.00

00:45:59.980 It is entertaining. It's very

00:46:01.540 entertaining. It really is. You could probably hide

00:46:03.500 better without the face tats, too.

00:46:05.140 It's difficult for him to pretend like he's not

00:46:07.480 him. Two million

00:46:09.460 viewers on the live stream. 1.00

00:46:12.140 Nobody's going to touch that shit, dude. 1.00

00:46:13.880 Nah, that's crazy. 1.00

00:46:15.000 We got it. We could do something. You think it's going to be us, it does it?

00:46:17.500 Yeah, sure thing.

00:46:19.480 We had

00:46:21.420 team maverick had a big week as well last week we had our photo shoot for uh the new clothing

00:46:28.760 maverick clothing uh which is launching may 22nd i'm super stoked for that because obviously you

00:46:34.740 guys know the the word maverick means so much to me in this organization and uh neem i don't know

00:46:40.180 if you're gonna approve of this but i wanted to show just a couple selects that that mac took so

00:46:45.360 mac took all these pictures but true i'm a model too you you did model as well uh start signing me

00:46:51.000 agencies i'm uh looking call me talk to my manager uh he goes by jeff levin manager jeff on instagram

00:46:56.900 oh you're managed by jeff too uh for this specific or talk to nemo so we so so this is where this is 0.96

00:47:03.980 where this no longer becomes uh an influencer brand we hired legit ass models a legit ass film 0.83

00:47:10.760 crew made a legit ass commercial and uh some of these photos came out absolutely stunning and 0.95

00:47:17.000 we're going to have a VIP club as well 0.64

00:47:19.300 which we're going to get into the details of that

00:47:21.120 shout out Trey and Katya

00:47:22.740 yeah the models were fantastic

00:47:25.500 we had a great time at the ranch everyone killed it

00:47:27.300 and just excited to launch this on May 22nd

00:47:29.840 this is the next big endeavor

00:47:31.260 and going to look forward to sponsoring

00:47:33.560 athletes

00:47:34.200 influencers, actors, celebrities

00:47:37.440 whatever it is but

00:47:38.420 stuff's legit man and

00:47:40.260 I can't wait to drop it. Fashion Forward

00:47:43.040 no longer merch

00:47:44.240 which is awesome

00:47:45.880 yeah

00:47:46.620 did you see

00:47:47.920 NCAA's gonna start

00:47:49.240 allowing college players

00:47:50.220 to get paid

00:47:50.580 yeah I saw that

00:47:51.640 you might wanna start

00:47:52.260 looking into

00:47:52.780 sponsorships

00:47:54.660 it would've been much easier

00:47:56.000 if we did it before

00:47:56.620 they got paid

00:47:57.220 saved us some money

00:47:58.560 saved us some money 1.00

00:47:59.100 but shit 0.99

00:47:59.460 I mean they were getting 1.00

00:48:01.660 paid under the table anyway 0.99

00:48:02.540 a lot of that shit's going on 0.99

00:48:04.220 I do wanna say 0.97

00:48:05.380 this clothing

00:48:07.160 is

00:48:08.080 insane 0.99

00:48:09.800 it is so fucking 0.99

00:48:11.340 like listen 0.99

00:48:12.060 this is coming from

00:48:12.660 someone else who like 1.00

00:48:13.460 fuck 0.99

00:48:13.840 I'm trying 1.00

00:48:15.420 i love doing the clothing this shit is like insane bro like it feels like the top most top 0.96

00:48:22.160 notch shit you've ever felt that's gonna be our secret so andre pop into this real quick 0.96

00:48:26.680 so beyond just looking cool it feels cool so this is raised this is raised print and this is like 0.97

00:48:33.300 one of many things like i know it might sound ridiculous like talking about raised print but

00:48:37.020 i wore this t-shirt because i knew it had raised print because i like the way it feels and i like

00:48:40.660 the way it looks like we are really innovating when it comes to how this feels wear this crew

00:48:47.180 neck you'll never wear another crew neck in your life just the feel and the high quality garment

00:48:53.780 that is making you look good with a meaning and a message behind it that resonates with you

00:48:57.380 it's going to be one of the most powerful things we've done as an organization

00:49:00.780 yeah that was fun that was cool uh also got another bro bro bro two rattlesnakes

00:49:07.200 we had to cut it from the vlog

00:49:09.580 that's why if you listen to Impulsive we're gonna let you in a little bit 1.00

00:49:11.960 fucking two rattlesnakes 1.00

00:49:14.140 we had to kill this weekend at the ranch 1.00

00:49:15.720 one of them was

00:49:18.140 cause you know I'm pro

00:49:20.060 life on animals

00:49:22.000 across the board

00:49:22.940 but you come in you try to eat my boy Broly 1.00

00:49:26.020 your ass gotta go 1.00

00:49:27.400 you ain't gonna come eat my boy dude 1.00

00:49:29.980 I walked outside it was dead silence

00:49:32.440 there was nothing going on at the ranch

00:49:34.100 I heard a couple horses neighing way miles

00:49:36.280 away. There was a

00:49:37.920 small plane humming in the background.

00:49:40.200 The trees were just...

00:49:41.740 It's dead silent at the ranch.

00:49:44.240 But then I heard... 1.00

00:49:46.920 And I said, that's a motherfucking 0.99

00:49:50.400 rattlesnake. You know, even if 0.99

00:49:52.320 you've never heard it in your life, you can

00:49:54.300 identify a rattlesnake. Yo, these

00:49:56.280 animals are so mean.

00:49:58.300 And especially after I heard what they did to Mike Posner

00:50:00.500 when he's just trying to walk across the country.

00:50:02.540 Nice guy. Nice fucking guy. 1.00

00:50:04.280 And that's what I thought of in the split second because I looked 0.99

00:50:06.260 over and i i found where the sound was coming from and i looked over and there's good old happy

00:50:11.760 go lucky clown face broly tongue sticking out to the to just like this is my new friend mike

00:50:18.020 this is my new friend i made friends with a rattlesnake and i'm gonna be best friend no 0.98

00:50:21.800 you're not bro he's gonna kill you bro look what the rattlesnake did to mike posner it turned him

00:50:25.780 into a rattlesnake oh wait no that's a little dicky it put him into the hospital wow but he

00:50:30.400 kept going yeah he had to relearn how to walk don't don't come around my people and my animals 1.00

00:50:35.540 don't fuck with my animals 0.99

00:50:36.880 so yeah 1.00

00:50:38.460 we decapitated this rattlesnake

00:50:39.980 it was quick

00:50:40.360 it was clean

00:50:40.780 it was the cleanest death

00:50:41.660 it could have ever endured

00:50:43.140 and

00:50:44.120 the head snaps

00:50:46.180 for about a minute after

00:50:48.160 still spewing venom

00:50:49.180 it's insane 0.66

00:50:50.180 like these are mean 1.00

00:50:51.040 motherfuckers 1.00

00:50:52.080 fight to the death man 1.00

00:50:52.980 and pass to death 0.97

00:50:54.400 yeah 0.52

00:50:54.920 it was

00:50:56.000 yeah so that

00:50:56.780 that was you know

00:50:57.940 bro he looked at me

00:50:59.100 and he was like 0.64

00:50:59.680 I had that covered man

00:51:00.980 like 0.98

00:51:01.180 I was just about to 1.00

00:51:03.200 fucking kill him 1.00

00:51:04.020 I made a mention 1.00

00:51:05.320 yesterday on my live stream on instagram that broly and i don't have the best relationship

00:51:08.920 i don't like that that's sad i want to talk about it i'd like to kind of address this publicly okay

00:51:14.020 um broly and i have a relationship we have a history we're supposed to be supposed to be

00:51:19.780 good friends um but he's a punk and to be honest he pees and poofs over in my little corner of the

00:51:27.800 house a lot a lot a lot and it's gotten to the point where i just can't take it anymore so let

00:51:34.400 let me get this straight this is the dog you have beef with just to clarify i like him i i do like

00:51:39.220 but i i have not been able to cross the hurdle from like to love just yet he is still too much

00:51:44.720 of a punk i want to give him the attention and affection he deserves because he's a he's a good

00:51:49.600 boy he comes home he explores have you ever asked him who's a good boy because he knows because he

00:51:55.280 knows who's a good boy i probably have we have a pass man we're we're close we're tight but uh

00:52:01.220 You see that face right there?

00:52:02.620 Yeah.

00:52:02.780 You know who took that picture?

00:52:03.740 It was you?

00:52:04.520 It was me.

00:52:05.100 You see that face? 1.00

00:52:05.980 That dog could shit in my mouth while I'm sleeping. 1.00

00:52:09.780 And I would wake up and I would spit it out and I would say, I love you. 1.00

00:52:13.960 Look at you.

00:52:14.600 That dog is perfect, flawless in every way, shape, and form.

00:52:19.240 He is an angel sent down from the heavens above to make our days enjoyable.

00:52:23.760 Yeah, but do you like when he poops in your room, Mike? 1.00

00:52:25.480 As I said moments ago, he could shit in my mouth. 1.00

00:52:28.880 Here's what I do when I find shit in my room of his. 1.00

00:52:31.220 I get a paper towel 0.99

00:52:33.020 I clean it up

00:52:34.200 and I look at it

00:52:35.300 I pulled it in my hand

00:52:36.540 and I say

00:52:36.900 this is just a

00:52:38.240 care package of love

00:52:39.460 from a sweet angel

00:52:40.940 and I even

00:52:41.500 sometimes I'll go

00:52:42.300 smells like love

00:52:44.240 before I flush it

00:52:45.040 just to remind myself

00:52:46.020 how great he is

00:52:46.940 here's how I know

00:52:47.620 that's not true

00:52:48.240 Rolly's poop 0.93

00:52:49.000 smells so bad 0.97

00:52:50.380 that if you even inhaled it

00:52:51.940 you'd be dead 0.73

00:52:52.440 so I know you're lying 1.00

00:52:53.720 it's the worst shit ever 1.00

00:52:54.340 his hygiene in general 1.00

00:52:55.860 is horrid 0.93

00:52:56.820 it's horrid 1.00

00:52:58.280 yeah he's a dirty dog 0.99

00:52:59.580 but I like that about him 1.00

00:53:01.160 You know, he doesn't care.

00:53:02.880 Renegade style.

00:53:04.000 But yeah, I'm working on it.

00:53:07.360 We're going to therapy sessions.

00:53:09.500 We go in the backyard.

00:53:10.420 I throw the ball to him sometimes.

00:53:11.300 Him and sir have really been getting me through this quarantine.

00:53:14.580 Like pets in general, oftentimes I'm, I don't know if we deserve pets.

00:53:20.400 And moreover, leading into the next thing, I don't, I think they know that.

00:53:25.400 Especially, especially sir.

00:53:26.920 I swear to God, sometimes I'll look at my little pigeon

00:53:31.520 and he's looking at me like, I know what you're doing to me.

00:53:37.120 You keep me in a cage.

00:53:38.320 I'm a wild animal. 0.96

00:53:39.080 You keep me in a cage all day as a subservient creature to you and your friends. 1.00

00:53:42.600 And I am smarter than you. 0.84

00:53:43.800 And I see him.

00:53:45.560 I feel him looking through my soul. 1.00

00:53:47.660 This is an African gray we're talking about.

00:53:49.580 One of the most intelligent birds on the planet.

00:53:51.500 Intellect of a five-year-old.

00:53:53.680 I feel like it might be an intellect of a 15-year-old or something.

00:53:56.040 because he's plotting dude he knows how to get out of his cage he knows how to open it and i'm

00:53:59.920 getting very scary thoughts about him being smarter than me and realizing what we're doing

00:54:05.680 to their kind there's a rick and morty episode about this that show is you know how the pets

00:54:11.160 have been getting you through that show is incredible it's great but have you seen this

00:54:15.180 episode where they strap like a helmet on a dog that like makes the dog smarter and eventually

00:54:20.060 it's like running the world.

00:54:22.460 Oh, so Neuralink.

00:54:24.060 We got it.

00:54:24.800 We got it.

00:54:25.080 Here we are.

00:54:26.580 I love Rick and Morty. 0.99

00:54:28.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:54:28.700 Strong show. 1.00

00:54:29.180 But yeah, Elon Musk

00:54:29.980 is saying that in five years

00:54:31.840 language will be unnecessary

00:54:34.280 because of his technology Neuralink.

00:54:37.500 About five to ten years

00:54:38.500 they're going to be

00:54:38.940 really putting them in people

00:54:39.960 and jazzing it up,

00:54:41.280 sparking up the power.

00:54:43.000 Mac, putting what in people, Mac?

00:54:45.100 This is Lil Chip

00:54:46.000 and they drill out a hole 0.96

00:54:47.180 in the back of your head

00:54:48.020 and they use a robot. 1.00

00:54:49.020 this is the most black mirror shit i've ever heard the wires to your neurons this is great 0.99

00:54:54.500 this is fucked up and they're gonna start with brain uh injury patients and they're gonna try 1.00

00:54:59.000 to rehabilitate them to 100 uh eventually they'll evolve and evolve and evolve to the point where 0.99

00:55:04.480 we'll be communicating uh without speaking there will be no need for language we'll just be

00:55:09.860 connected at the brain there will be no translation of thought to word because that means that my

00:55:16.460 thought has to be condensed so that you can digest

00:55:18.620 my thought and there's information lost

00:55:20.560 I cannot wait to see this backfire

00:55:22.640 I'm so sorry and I'll tell you

00:55:24.620 why as

00:55:25.560 Donald Trump 1.00

00:55:27.780 sits across from fucking 1.00

00:55:30.500 Kim Jong Un 1.00

00:55:31.580 who's still alive

00:55:34.200 and Donald Trump thinks

00:55:35.840 I would really 1.00

00:55:38.460 like to beat the fuck like 1.00

00:55:39.920 bro are you me as I 1.00

00:55:42.180 as I'm scrolling my Instagram and my girls across 1.00

00:55:44.380 the way neural link to me and I see a hot chick 1.00

00:55:46.300 pass by 0.96

00:55:46.980 and she just hears 1.00

00:55:49.200 I'd love to bury my dick 1.00

00:55:50.620 in that fucking 1.00

00:55:51.300 are you fucking kidding me bro? 1.00

00:55:54.080 I don't think you can read your mind 1.00

00:55:55.360 oh yeah

00:55:55.920 that's what Mac's saying

00:55:56.740 and by the way

00:55:57.540 there's gotta be a ping

00:55:59.340 and a pong

00:56:00.400 but you know

00:56:01.200 I have to say this

00:56:01.960 my mind obviously

00:56:03.200 would never think that

00:56:04.280 that was a fabricated situation 1.00

00:56:06.000 if I scroll past a chick 1.00

00:56:07.140 on Instagram

00:56:07.500 my first thought is

00:56:08.360 neutral feelings

00:56:10.080 of nothingness

00:56:11.100 that is the only thing 0.98

00:56:12.760 I feel when I see a girl

00:56:13.800 on Instagram now 0.89

00:56:14.580 neutral

00:56:15.220 it's like a yellow light

00:56:16.280 between red and green it doesn't change

00:56:18.060 it's always yellow it's like have no feeling

00:56:20.340 just so

00:56:21.740 certain people who see this

00:56:24.460 episode know what I'm saying right now

00:56:26.080 she follows you everywhere 1.00

00:56:27.780 I caught her again sitting on the couch this morning and said 1.00

00:56:30.140 hey Mar what are you doing she goes waiting for 1.00

00:56:32.240 like the fittest poopies 1.00

00:56:33.400 and also why do you poop in the bathroom

00:56:36.340 next to the front door I went to the 1.00

00:56:38.320 back one and there was Mac but 1.00

00:56:40.160 Mexican in the back room 0.55

00:56:41.640 a Mexican Mac was that you

00:56:44.100 speaking to me in a Mexican accent or was that you

00:56:45.980 that was you no it's classic cases who was in the bathroom i don't know anyways i had to move 0.76

00:56:52.800 to the we got a mexican i had to move to the front door okay and poop there he's a cowboy

00:56:56.760 um but yeah so elon musk i mean what's what's good i want to volunteer as a as a test trial

00:57:03.560 you'd be good i also want him to send me to mars i have a i don't know if this helps like i've

00:57:08.020 suffered severe brain uh injury i have a skull fracture seven millimeters dent in my head and a

00:57:14.340 metal plate the size of a quarter it's titanium and sitting right here every girl that i've ever

00:57:19.340 like uh dated in the past to impress them i'm like you want to feel the screws and i take their

00:57:24.300 finger and they go every time have you ever heard my theory that that actually like made you smarter

00:57:29.000 that brain injury love to hear this all right hear me out so what i think might have happened

00:57:34.960 during logan paul's uh adolescent years when he absolutely bashed his face into a tramp trampoline

00:57:42.340 So he fractured his skull, and then all of a sudden,

00:57:45.660 this hematoma formed in his face, mostly in his frontal lobe.

00:57:50.480 Do you remember that?

00:57:51.380 Do you remember coming over to my house and I was just looking like an ogre?

00:57:53.680 Dude, I was on my trampoline, get off my trampoline, walk inside,

00:57:57.540 get a phone call from Pam crying,

00:57:59.080 Logan, Logan's face.

00:58:02.000 I saw the helicopter fly over.

00:58:04.040 You did?

00:58:04.580 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:05.100 And I was like, that's weird. 1.00

00:58:06.020 Yeah, I got life lighted out that bitch. 0.98

00:58:07.540 But yeah, man, I'm wondering if the massive increase of blood flow to your prefrontal cortex and the surrounding areas somehow helped your brain grow in a different way that made you somehow able to handle information better or do something better than other people. 0.99

00:58:29.540 What if it made me dumber? 0.93

00:58:31.140 Can you imagine? 1.00

00:58:31.960 I mean, dude, you were a dumbass before this. 1.00

00:58:34.620 I was 12, Matt. 1.00

00:58:35.680 I was 13 years old.

00:58:36.860 My dad did not like you at all.

00:58:40.180 Bro, me and your dad have, I mean, when I was younger, we would go back and forth.

00:58:44.360 He would tell me how not funny I was.

00:58:46.880 Did your dad and GP get along?

00:58:49.680 I don't know.

00:58:50.420 GP didn't get along with anyone.

00:58:52.260 My dad, it'd be very hard to not get along with my dad.

00:58:55.580 I've actually never showed these.

00:58:57.160 You have a light, a spotlight in the middle of your brain.

00:58:59.660 This is my skull.

00:59:01.100 That is a seven millimeter, almost a centimeter.

00:59:04.040 Oh, sorry.

00:59:04.520 Yeah.

00:59:04.820 Yeah.

00:59:05.000 Almost a centimeter.

00:59:05.960 skull fracture

00:59:06.980 like

00:59:07.480 my brain 1.00

00:59:08.860 almost got fucked 1.00

00:59:10.660 you caved your skull 1.00

00:59:11.740 own skull in 0.86

00:59:12.380 who's that dog

00:59:12.960 that's the OG

00:59:13.500 rest in peace

00:59:14.320 that's our dog

00:59:16.240 the OG

00:59:16.640 the OG spells dog

00:59:18.180 so we named him the OG

00:59:19.060 but yeah

00:59:21.520 but yeah

00:59:21.860 I was 0.99

00:59:22.180 I was fucked up 1.00

00:59:23.740 did you make the 1.00

00:59:24.460 the OG

00:59:25.020 name decision

00:59:27.640 prior or after

00:59:28.620 the skull fracture

00:59:29.300 that was

00:59:29.960 that was Greg's 1.00

00:59:31.180 oh fuck 1.00

00:59:31.620 yeah 1.00

00:59:31.960 zoom in

00:59:33.040 I don't know if you can see this

00:59:34.420 Can you still see the

00:59:37.540 Running down the side of my head

00:59:42.160 A scar running from the top of my head

00:59:44.220 To below my ear

00:59:45.280 Where they got the plate in

00:59:46.920 Did they open you up?

00:59:48.200 Oh yeah

00:59:48.480 And check this out

00:59:51.060 I think I've told this story before

00:59:52.860 This exact occurrence is the reason why 1.00

00:59:55.860 I don't like girls going near my butt 1.00

00:59:57.960 Oh yeah that makes sense 1.00

00:59:59.940 This is the whole trampoline accent with your head

01:00:01.960 This is it 0.99

01:00:03.220 Yo, if you got a girlfriend, you know, sometimes like rogue fingers will end up near your rectum. 0.99

01:00:10.860 I don't like it. 0.99

01:00:11.720 Here's why.

01:00:12.520 When this happened, I'm unconscious laying on the the whatever I'm laying on the bed with wheels in the hospital on the on the cusp of death.

01:00:22.300 I don't even know if I'm going to live.

01:00:23.380 What's going on?

01:00:24.040 I'm barely breathing.

01:00:25.080 And all of a sudden I feel this bolt of pain in my sphincter.

01:00:30.240 And I jump across the bench

01:00:33.520 I'm like 0.99

01:00:33.720 What the fuck was that 0.99

01:00:36.220 My mom's like 1.00

01:00:36.840 The doctor had to check your prostate 0.99

01:00:39.860 To make sure you weren't infected 1.00

01:00:41.460 I'm like yeah but he just put his finger on my butt 0.99

01:00:43.900 So in many ways 0.98

01:00:45.780 I have PTSD from a very traumatic experience 0.99

01:00:49.040 Of a doctor fingering my butt 0.94

01:00:50.460 To check if I had some sort of infection 0.97

01:00:52.280 But that doesn't even make sense

01:00:53.680 Because I hit my head

01:00:54.640 This was a ploy 1.00

01:00:56.320 This was a ploy to finger my butthole 0.98

01:00:59.380 is that a picture of that is that a picture of that action happening second from the left at 0.97

01:01:04.120 the top there this one yeah is that the doctor reached yes this is my old facebook i this is a 0.64

01:01:10.660 dark place i don't want to be here anymore um yeah man that sucks but yo matt could be right 0.59

01:01:17.780 you could have been dude it i i believe him i bet you a lot of traumas whether they're physical 0.70

01:01:23.580 emotional mental not i bet you those kind of things do have a dramatic effect on your brain

01:01:28.660 And I, I spoke about it a little bit earlier, uh, today in the show when I was talking about

01:01:34.300 like my own inability, I've talked to you about this before, like my own inability to like

01:01:38.020 feel like happiness and love. Like it's something I continue to deal with. I'm, I'm, I'm slightly

01:01:44.120 numbed because of the decisions that I made in my past and a strange conversation that I'd love to

01:01:50.320 hear you weigh in on a little bit. But I, uh, Amara told me, cause I was talking to her about

01:01:54.280 And she told me, and I know this is like a classically believed thought, but a lot of the reason why I have trouble feeling happiness and love is because I've told myself that I have trouble feeling happiness and love.

01:02:06.700 Oh, you just programmed yourself.

01:02:08.520 Yeah.

01:02:09.040 And so when I got off drugs, I understand why I had those feelings, but I think I was supposed to tackle it and start thinking about, yo, I'm happy now.

01:02:17.340 I feel love.

01:02:18.100 I feel love towards my friends and my family that do great things for me and vice versa.

01:02:21.100 but i i think i've gotten so conditioned to the fact that i'm numb that i need to start telling

01:02:27.380 myself something else and so in the next like few months i want to try to start getting into

01:02:30.880 like that cannot cognitive behavioral uh therapy and program myself to think the other way so maybe

01:02:36.820 that's something you could do too you could just use neural link probably a lot easier think about

01:02:41.240 that you don't even have to go to one therapy session your brain is just reprogrammed because

01:02:44.480 you did on a computer we got we got some time before and then what's and all i have to do is

01:02:48.220 buy a tesla is that how that works yeah it comes with the package uh but that's like the the p100d

01:02:52.640 you got you know all that stuff not not to completely derail this but elon musk just saw

01:02:57.300 a tweet before this podcast started that said against uh the county rules that the tesla

01:03:02.180 factory is in he's beginning production again tomorrow he's starting production he will be

01:03:06.260 on the line and he says if anyone's getting arrested he wants to be him

01:03:08.940 i wonder what happens here because he pays a lot of taxes he pays a lot of taxes so it's like

01:03:18.200 company in california that's what i'm saying so like do you go and make an example of eem

01:03:22.580 you know the muskster that's i mean that becomes california versus elon musk and then or the

01:03:29.240 county but i i mean how many jobs does that factory facilitate for that county like what

01:03:35.500 okay gigafactory 10 000 jobs you have to imagine a lot of those people probably live around the

01:03:41.300 surrounding area uh they need work they need to yeah they they take proper precautions mask gloves

01:03:47.140 all that stuff

01:03:47.720 they could probably

01:03:48.560 still be able to do their job

01:03:49.720 just by abiding by regulations

01:03:51.640 that are

01:03:52.080 shouldn't he be

01:03:53.160 forgive me if I'm mistaken

01:03:56.100 but shouldn't he be

01:03:56.640 home with the kid

01:03:57.280 oh his new kid

01:03:58.820 ex archangel

01:03:59.700 ex ash 12 archangel

01:04:01.200 S31

01:04:01.840 when you're a billionaire

01:04:02.840 you've got a lot of people

01:04:03.880 that take care of your babies

01:04:04.920 the kid's name is pronounced

01:04:06.920 ex ash a 12

01:04:08.140 which is awesome

01:04:09.400 what do you

01:04:10.300 I mean what do you guys

01:04:11.060 think about that

01:04:11.640 I mean that's a big

01:04:12.260 the name

01:04:12.820 no not the name

01:04:13.660 the name is

01:04:14.160 coordinates for a bombing run

01:04:16.340 in Afghanistan 1.00

01:04:17.040 I don't know what the fuck that shit is 1.00

01:04:18.680 What I'm saying is this 1.00

01:04:20.540 What do you guys think about 1.00

01:04:22.920 Moolah raising your chulas 1.00

01:04:24.720 Your kids 1.00

01:04:26.240 I'm so sorry

01:04:27.660 It's good to have knowledge about raising a child

01:04:31.000 If you can

01:04:31.660 If you are a person who has never raised a child

01:04:33.860 Elon has had many kids before

01:04:35.460 What? Many kids?

01:04:37.500 He's a father

01:04:38.260 Really? I don't know shit about this guy 0.99

01:04:41.520 I think he's the first one with Grimes 0.96

01:04:42.420 This is his first child with Grimes

01:04:45.220 And if you don't know or you are unable to take care of your child, but you have another

01:04:52.160 way to do so and give it everything that it needs, I think it would be wise to employ

01:04:56.380 your money to work with someone who's a professional child raiser that can, you know.

01:05:01.800 He's talking about a nanny? 0.79

01:05:02.820 A nanny.

01:05:03.500 But not just any nanny.

01:05:04.540 I'm talking he probably has the best of the best.

01:05:06.000 Someone that's like a child psychologist, also a nanny.

01:05:09.380 I'll be his nanny. 0.67

01:05:10.060 No, you're a nanny. 0.78

01:05:11.060 That's if they have that.

01:05:12.440 I don't know.

01:05:12.800 Maybe Grimes is just holding it down.

01:05:14.120 The reason I ask is because I've had one high-profile woman, who I won't mention, ask about us having children. 0.99

01:05:20.840 And I've said, you know, hey, listen, like, you don't have the fucking time. 1.00

01:05:24.840 And I sure as fuck don't have the fucking time to, like, catch with little fucking A764-3. 1.00

01:05:30.540 So what the F are we going to do? 1.00

01:05:32.360 And she's like, babe, there's a reason why I fucking do OnlyFans. 1.00

01:05:36.420 Not that that's the girl I'm talking, but as an example, is to pay for fucking shit like that. 1.00

01:05:42.080 It's so crazy because you're adamantly not trying to have a kid, and your partner is, 1.00

01:05:47.380 and I'm the opposite.

01:05:48.780 That's wild.

01:05:49.600 I'm adamantly trying.

01:05:50.720 Why don't you guys just...

01:05:51.860 Don't say it.

01:05:52.560 Don't say it.

01:05:52.960 Please don't.

01:05:55.000 Aw, man.

01:05:55.680 He didn't mean it.

01:05:56.460 He didn't mean it.

01:05:56.780 I didn't say that. 0.98

01:05:58.020 I didn't fucking say it. 1.00

01:05:59.700 He fucking said it. 1.00

01:06:01.900 I didn't fucking say it. 1.00

01:06:03.940 Stop. 0.99

01:06:05.300 What?

01:06:06.120 Wow.

01:06:06.960 Visceral reaction.

01:06:08.040 Something tells me this is like a...

01:06:09.280 I think there's something deeper going on. 0.99

01:06:10.860 The last thing I need is for anyone to imagine that I planted that fucking idea via Neuralink. 0.99

01:06:15.800 What? 0.99

01:06:17.960 Yo, but I get crazy.

01:06:19.960 All right, impulsive moment.

01:06:21.400 I'm going to talk about something completely different that we probably should have hit earlier,

01:06:25.540 sort of dealing with Neuralink and how I get anxiety about certain things

01:06:30.700 and these macro ideas of what are we really doing on this rock?

01:06:35.780 What are we really doing here?

01:06:37.200 and we were flying the drone,

01:06:39.320 getting the one shot for the commercial over the weekend

01:06:41.140 and Ari

01:06:42.860 is flying it manually.

01:06:45.360 Now, if you've ever flown a drone,

01:06:47.440 you have to fly the drone, point the camera,

01:06:49.420 make sure it's smooth, make sure you don't

01:06:51.080 hit any obstacles and it's

01:06:53.220 hard and I'm watching him

01:06:55.080 do this, follow me going 30 miles an hour on a dirt bike

01:06:57.280 and I'm like, in my head, I go, okay, this is

01:06:59.300 cool. Like, you know, 10 years

01:07:01.280 ago, there's no such thing as drone shots and you couldn't,

01:07:03.160 there's no aerial coverage of anything

01:07:05.100 on YouTube. Now we can do it, but

01:07:07.120 also this is this is stupid this is so rudimentary this is so rudimentary how he he can barely follow 0.99

01:07:16.240 me on this dirt bike and i and i picture my kids kids and me having to talk to them about the 0.99

01:07:22.140 technology we use to capture and interact and uh i'm like hey you know we yeah we had a uh we had

01:07:29.040 to go on our phones and fly the drone and point at what you were shooting and they're they're they

01:07:33.360 go they're gonna go wait you had to touch your phone to use it they had to you had to wait like

01:07:40.420 make contact with your phone to to like uh make an action occur it took you 30 seconds to download

01:07:46.500 an app what's your problem what's your problem dad and i'll be like i'll go wait what what about

01:07:52.640 what about my parents who didn't even have a phone and then and then you made a comment

01:07:57.540 bro they're not even going to say that

01:08:00.120 they're going to say

01:08:01.480 wait a second your phone wasn't in your brain

01:08:04.960 and they won't even be saying that

01:08:06.820 they'll just be beaming it to your head

01:08:08.240 exactly just like staring at you

01:08:11.060 and you're just interacting with your kids at dinner

01:08:12.640 a silent dinner you your wife

01:08:14.680 and your two kids just all looking at each other

01:08:16.380 but you're also all having conversations at the same time

01:08:19.100 you're having a simultaneous conversation

01:08:20.640 with your wife your daughter your son

01:08:22.220 and the dog because we figured out how to do it to dogs too

01:08:24.980 and now we can talk to dogs because of neural

01:08:26.900 But keep in mind, you're at this silent dinner.

01:08:29.740 Everyone has their Neuralink, and everyone's looking at each other.

01:08:32.720 No one's having conversation because everyone's watching a YouTube video in their brain.

01:08:36.660 The kids are watching a YouTube video.

01:08:37.880 The dad's reading the New York Times. 0.54

01:08:39.120 The mom is reading a sex novel. 0.99

01:08:41.040 So now we don't even need to hold our phones in front of our face to ignore the fuck out of each other. 0.99

01:08:45.800 We just can see how we ignore everyone now. 0.82

01:08:48.840 Conscious ignoring.

01:08:49.520 Consciously ignoring.

01:08:50.660 This is the beginning of conscious ignorance.

01:08:53.660 The Neuralink will be the first step in conscious ignorance.

01:08:56.500 You can now ignore anyone without covering your eyes, your ears, nothing. 0.99

01:09:00.260 You just simply flip a switch when some dumbass is talking to you at the bar and you're watching 0.98

01:09:04.360 your favorite show, the David Dobrik vlog channel, which is my favorite. 0.99

01:09:08.480 Until he starts actually just talking to you because we're still humans and we can still

01:09:12.200 talk.

01:09:12.740 Oh yeah, go ahead. 0.84

01:09:13.340 Try talking to me while I have Neuralink's new conscious ignorant system in play. 0.91

01:09:17.840 It's just like noise canceling in your brain. 0.98

01:09:20.060 Sorry, were you saying something?

01:09:21.180 I was just watching a video about Fiji in my brain.

01:09:23.960 But this gives me anxiety.

01:09:25.400 Why? 0.99

01:09:25.680 because it's a lot of change it's i mean i mean shit 0.74

01:09:30.780 completely agree with that last statement there's a lot of change man and uh you know that's what 0.87

01:09:37.340 the whole world is built around the only thing that's constant is change and if you don't join

01:09:41.800 them you're gonna lose out and maybe that's fine for some people some people are gonna go off in

01:09:46.100 the wilderness and they're gonna um still live their normal lives without having a neural link

01:09:50.440 Imagine, everyone just goes to the wilderness,

01:09:53.340 abandons all civilization and structure.

01:09:55.660 And the wilderness becomes the new city

01:09:57.720 because everyone's in the wilderness.

01:09:59.440 And you go down to the watering hole to get your water,

01:10:01.580 and there's a line, and there's a barista,

01:10:03.820 and they're like, how much water do you want today, sir?

01:10:05.640 And everyone has a mask on because corona never went away.

01:10:08.720 Worlds have crumbled before.

01:10:10.400 We're almost done with quarantine.

01:10:12.100 We're almost done, right?

01:10:12.720 It's getting close, bro.

01:10:13.980 Where are we going?

01:10:14.860 Where are we dropping, boys?

01:10:16.460 Maybe doing a Euro trip.

01:10:18.320 I'm long overdue for some travel

01:10:20.880 I'd love to go to just like a bar with you guys

01:10:23.160 and have a beer or something

01:10:24.080 I can't do it

01:10:25.080 well you can have no duels

01:10:27.200 sober still 0.99

01:10:28.140 sober 2020 not a fucking sip 1.00

01:10:30.160 not a lick not a dick 1.00

01:10:31.700 nice 1.00

01:10:32.880 you've had a long time getting sober from dick Mike 0.99

01:10:36.060 anyways 0.98

01:10:38.280 you made a comment to me the other day

01:10:40.160 yeah what was it Jimmy

01:10:41.060 in the podcast leading up to 2020

01:10:44.900 you said

01:10:46.280 you said do you remember us talking about not drinking for the year and wonder and us wondering

01:10:51.260 what the effect would be and if it'd be good for us if we if we could even do it and i mean look at

01:10:57.980 the shit we've done just correct like i think this is a is a prime example of how effective you can be 0.54

01:11:04.580 when you're sober unfortunately i hate to say it yo i hey i like to drink i like to have fun like 0.95

01:11:09.000 the next guy but there are so many benefits to staying sober and focused and and in that right

01:11:15.360 level-headed state of mind bro you don't have to be an impulsive or logan paul vlogs og to

01:11:21.920 remember us talking having this conversation about we were going to try stopping what would

01:11:26.400 it do as you just said all of those things i just simply repeated them in a shorter sense 0.96

01:11:29.900 you don't have to be an og to remember that shit when i started sober 2020 alongside my good 0.95

01:11:36.860 friends here i had a book that was 30 done i had a night shift that was getting done if possible 0.99

01:11:44.400 i had no clothing line the amount of fucking things i have done in the first six months of 0.97

01:11:52.300 this year that will set me up for the rest of my fucking life because of a six-month dry run that 0.98

01:11:58.720 is now gonna be a 12-month dry one dry run and let me fucking tell maybe more and let me tell 0.98

01:12:03.680 you what i'm gonna do over the next six months is gonna make what happened in the last six months 0.86

01:12:06.700 look like what happened in the last six months before that six months exponential crazy it has

01:12:11.900 been great i felt clear-minded yeah i've been driven i've woken up every day and said i feel

01:12:17.180 good today i can go to the gym before everyone else even wakes up do i do that no i lay in bed 0.94

01:12:21.300 and jerk off and watch the shit on my phone but i could because i'm not hung over and i'm not tired 0.99

01:12:26.840 i don't feel like shit my skin's not dry i don't have huge bags under my eyes my brain isn't 1.00

01:12:30.660 struggling to keep up with this psychopath it is so great having both of you be in that mindset 0.98

01:12:36.520 right now because when the you know the hide nights happen and then it's the after party and

01:12:41.260 after after party and you've gone

01:12:42.840 Friday and Saturday and then it's

01:12:45.340 Sunday morning and you're both double hungover

01:12:47.340 it is

01:12:48.500 miserable to be around you

01:12:50.700 unfortunately I still like you guys

01:12:52.780 but like I kind of just want to stay away 0.92

01:12:55.020 it's the worst being hungover sucks

01:12:57.240 it alters my mood I'm meaner

01:12:59.120 I don't want to do anything chalk the day up

01:13:01.160 to the game you've lost the day of your life

01:13:03.020 you're already short with people and that makes it worse

01:13:04.840 you know what else helps 1.00

01:13:06.160 those girls that we got 1.00

01:13:08.200 like what 0.98

01:13:09.560 Do you think that me and him

01:13:13.000 going out

01:13:14.140 partying, ending up at after

01:13:17.060 parties, ending up at after after parties

01:13:18.960 and then back here, do you think we'd still have

01:13:20.460 girlfriends? No.

01:13:22.360 No fucking shot, bro. 1.00

01:13:24.760 Because some little skedaddley dadly 1.00

01:13:26.760 will be doing something I didn't want her to do. 1.00

01:13:29.520 And maybe I did

01:13:30.660 at the time, but I don't now. Under any circumstance

01:13:32.720 want to do that kind of stuff now. I'm just making that

01:13:34.740 crazy clear. 0.99

01:13:36.480 Mike's head is permanently in the guillotine. 0.98

01:13:38.760 relationship bro

01:13:40.580 the police are on his trail

01:13:42.080 I'm just playing

01:13:43.160 but nah I'm

01:13:46.100 slowly coming into I'm slowly

01:13:48.480 finding my form as

01:13:50.240 boyfriend and it's fascinating

01:13:52.780 because it's been a while since I've been here even when I was

01:13:54.620 here last time it wasn't like

01:13:55.720 you know I was a fraction of

01:13:58.600 the man I am today like the man

01:14:00.340 you are crushing it actual man bro

01:14:02.640 you are crushing it you actually I have to

01:14:04.620 say this thanks man you are making

01:14:06.100 you're making me look bad bro

01:14:08.520 in some ways in some ways because because then david actually is doing a really good job too

01:14:13.460 the german videographer it's because i'm gonna be honest bro it may be because i actually thoroughly

01:14:18.460 enjoy cuddling i really really like it that's been hurting me like because you don't right you

01:14:25.500 hate it i've come around to it a little bit but it's just a tough pill for a girl to swallow 0.99

01:14:29.960 because girls love all that shit like they love to be smushed cushy you know rolled up together 0.99

01:14:35.040 and kissy cuddles you know and it's just like it's like it's like remember when you buried me 1.00

01:14:40.100 in the sand yesterday yes and you kept telling and there was a girl on top of me and then more

01:14:44.780 sand on top of her and we took all the pictures in the video and i kept saying you i have another

01:14:47.920 two minutes here before i have to get out of this hole because i'm feeling that feeling of someone

01:14:52.060 is holding me and i don't want to be in that situation anymore that's how i feel like when

01:14:56.080 i'm cuddling i i this is this is like a this is another example of my issue that i talked to you

01:15:02.900 It was about affection, intimacy, love, and the feelings.

01:15:05.400 I'm so glad we came back to this.

01:15:06.800 And so I just, when I'm cuddling, sometimes I just get these intense,

01:15:10.520 and I'm sure someone watching this, it might be a small crew,

01:15:13.640 understands what I'm talking about.

01:15:15.000 I get this intense desire to not be cuddling anymore.

01:15:18.980 That's crazy.

01:15:20.740 Go, go, go, go, go.

01:15:22.020 In my brain, I hear a small man giving me coordinates of the fallback position.

01:15:26.640 Move, move, move, move.

01:15:28.140 Now, get out, get out, soldier, get out. 0.98

01:15:30.100 and then i fucking i roll over and i face the other direction that's insane mike i know well 0.99

01:15:36.100 it's just you know some of us are are fucked up dude i'm fucked up my question for you about this 0.99

01:15:40.780 is do you have any um fictional character identities that you've like kind of absorbed 0.99

01:15:45.980 into yourself little timmy i was gonna say link from zelda i could definitely see that but i'm

01:15:52.440 i'm also talking like uh sopranos type thing like do you super identify like because the hard

01:15:58.440 alpha male with no emotions or emotional responses to things yeah yeah deeply uh afraid of love and

01:16:06.120 loving yeah for sure that is to me like i've faced this in my own life uh watching the godfather

01:16:12.360 godfather like the whole saga the whole thing i became so infatuated with the character of don

01:16:17.400 corleone yeah and his brash but like stiff arm mentality that it like infected my mindset and

01:16:24.420 in college i was unable to really give love to someone that i probably should have but it was

01:16:30.900 because i was like oh don corleone is so cool he doesn't give love like that he's just a cold

01:16:35.840 you know who you should try to emulate uh matthew mcconaughey and the gentleman in the gentleman

01:16:40.760 he's so cool and that's and it's scary because every time i watch that movie i have flashbacks 0.98

01:16:45.740 to my college bro matthew mcconaughey and the gentleman is the shit just a alpha male boss 0.98

01:16:53.720 businessman who loves his wife more than anything in the world like like he's a simp in the movie 0.98

01:17:02.240 but he's he makes being a simp cool and also i'll say this now that i like understand the 0.96

01:17:07.200 idea of simp yeah but being a simp is kind of fucking dope like if he was showing affection 0.81

01:17:13.480 to the girl you care about like no you're using it again wrong yeah because you can't simp for 0.96

01:17:19.500 girlfriend i told you you just be a good boyfriend just being a good boyfriend and like yeah so you

01:17:25.080 you talk about the godfather i look at sunny as probably who i would be closer to out of that

01:17:31.600 group because michael was a sweetheart yeah michael corleone was a sweetheart but sunny corleone 0.98

01:17:35.600 was a fucking asshole yeah and and like he just i don't know what it is bro i just never i think i 0.99

01:17:43.580 do think that addiction and and the mentality of being focused solely on one goal whether it's to 1.00

01:17:51.980 fuck your life completely or make it the best possible it continues on in the rest of your 0.85

01:17:58.780 aspects of life after you become clean and so when i wake up in the morning and it's time for cuddles 1.00

01:18:04.460 for an hour and to sit there and have pillow talk i'm thinking about the minutes ticking off the 0.87

01:18:09.380 fucking clock yeah i gotta get down there i gotta get out call with my agent i gotta get this book 0.99

01:18:14.080 promoted my brain's going go go go go no time for fucking cuddly kisses i'm the opposite it's 0.99

01:18:20.460 literally the exact opposite it is the moment when i am most content in my life in my life 0.99

01:18:25.940 just nestling yourself in another human and just realizing like that's like at this exact moment

01:18:31.480 quite literally the only thing that matters and just like sitting until the next thing happens

01:18:35.320 I love it

01:18:36.080 except I've realized

01:18:37.080 this relationship

01:18:37.760 has turned me

01:18:38.320 more into a baby

01:18:39.440 I'm talking like a baby

01:18:41.020 oh god

01:18:41.460 I brought it up to you

01:18:43.000 why am I doing this

01:18:44.280 and it reconfirmed everything

01:18:44.700 this is one thing

01:18:46.280 that I've been so adamant about

01:18:47.780 there's nothing worse 1.00

01:18:50.780 than the baby couples 1.00

01:18:51.700 there's just nothing worse 1.00

01:18:53.160 it's the worst

01:18:53.940 they're the worst

01:18:55.660 kind of couple

01:18:56.520 he's right

01:18:56.880 you go to the bar

01:18:57.720 and they're sitting at the bar

01:18:58.920 and some dude's ordering 1.00

01:18:59.740 a fucking whiskey 1.00

01:19:00.640 next to him 1.00

01:19:01.440 and he's going 0.91

01:19:02.540 booboo booboo 0.96

01:19:03.700 booboo booboo 1.00

01:19:04.700 and she goes

01:19:07.280 and you're just sitting there and you're like

01:19:10.400 I know murder's illegal

01:19:12.640 I know murder's illegal 1.00

01:19:14.760 but I will walk that fucking line 1.00

01:19:16.780 if I have to 1.00

01:19:17.480 that is my worst fear confirmed

01:19:20.680 and like imagine me and Amar are the opposite side

01:19:22.660 the non-affectionate kind of like

01:19:24.200 because of me a little bit colder

01:19:26.000 and we're just sitting there watching a movie like I'll have my arm around her like this

01:19:28.760 and they're intertwined

01:19:30.620 into a human pretzel

01:19:32.000 speaking like infants 1.00

01:19:33.560 and she's like

01:19:36.040 can we get pizza later

01:19:37.640 and he's like

01:19:38.920 and I'm just like 0.51

01:19:41.060 I actually hate it

01:19:42.900 he's right 1.00

01:19:44.180 I don't like the baby couples either 1.00

01:19:46.580 and the issue as well is 1.00

01:19:50.720 baby legs

01:19:52.940 from Rick and Morty

01:19:54.720 that was funny

01:19:56.000 but the issue as well is

01:19:57.260 she loves animals

01:19:58.380 and I love animals

01:19:59.220 and I have a lot of them

01:20:00.160 so we have our animal voices

01:20:01.700 and then our cute affectionate voices

01:20:03.540 at each other

01:20:04.260 and

01:20:04.580 those combined

01:20:06.440 were pretty much 1.00

01:20:07.200 just babbling idiots 1.00

01:20:08.360 all day 1.00

01:20:08.960 like hi Mr.

01:20:10.480 not very different

01:20:11.280 from like normal life

01:20:12.120 Mr.

01:20:12.420 come fly to me

01:20:13.640 Broly

01:20:14.060 so good to see you

01:20:15.080 you're such a little dog

01:20:16.020 and then you know 0.72

01:20:17.220 to Josie

01:20:18.160 I'll be like

01:20:18.960 I don't even want to

01:20:19.880 I don't even want to

01:20:21.420 do it

01:20:21.740 bro but every dude

01:20:22.760 knows this

01:20:23.540 I see Bieber

01:20:24.460 doing this on Instagram

01:20:25.440 too like

01:20:26.060 what did he call

01:20:26.980 he calls his girl

01:20:28.380 like a weird

01:20:28.960 like really

01:20:29.700 young-ish

01:20:31.800 like nickname

01:20:32.680 But this has to be a thing

01:20:35.380 You can call people baby, lover

01:20:38.940 Peanut

01:20:40.580 Whatever you want to call someone 0.99

01:20:42.420 I phrase myself or make myself look like the fucking Ice King 0.98

01:20:45.840 But like, dude, you see me 0.99

01:20:47.440 I call her all those

01:20:48.620 I do that stuff too

01:20:49.340 I don't do the baby talk 0.99

01:20:50.720 But I do know that other girls see it happening 1.00

01:20:54.620 And they, girls love that shit 1.00

01:20:56.600 Like that's another thing that you guys do 1.00

01:20:58.300 That like she's, my girlfriend's probably like 1.00

01:21:00.060 Here's this fuck ass 1.00

01:21:01.740 like doesn't even want to hug me and this dude's talking to talking to his girlfriend like he's 1.00

01:21:05.540 never learned how to speak in his life he's trying to find his first words you know like

01:21:09.620 oh no it is funny it's funny to watch i love i love seeing the new

01:21:14.940 the the new relationship but also like the nuances of it and how they differ from other

01:21:20.420 relationships like we have three relationships in this house right now it's crazy right and

01:21:24.980 they're all and they're andre oh and andre and blue yeah as well but and they're all vastly

01:21:29.080 different and you know watching david and eve has been interesting too because amar tells me that

01:21:33.540 he's like sink like simp capital of the world but he can't be a simp because it's his girlfriend but

01:21:38.920 he's like david's always told me that his dream is to like have a wife and a family like that's 0.64

01:21:45.720 like that's his dream he wants to have a wife and a family what if eve is the one it might be we

01:21:50.520 might find out wow i love that they're just he's got 30 million healthy german sperms swimming 0.97

01:21:56.160 around. It's a small nation, but they'll do just fine.

01:21:58.440 They're looking at... Well said, Mac. They're productive

01:21:59.980 and efficient. Well said, Mac. Once they get

01:22:02.120 that blitzkrieg going, hard to stop. 0.97

01:22:04.620 Especially when they're kneeling 0.82

01:22:05.900 down the borders of Poland.

01:22:08.740 They're looking at...

01:22:10.020 Canada. They're looking at

01:22:11.940 a sweet girl from Canada.

01:22:14.000 That Eve. You know, real, real

01:22:15.700 down-home girl. She can sing. 0.96

01:22:17.900 She can sing. She can make food. 1.00

01:22:20.240 She's a sweet girl, but let me tell you 0.90

01:22:21.800 something.

01:22:23.580 Like I said, she's looking at 0.98

01:22:25.660 only fans just like every just like shut up shut up she's her and david are not serious listen let 1.00

01:22:31.380 me tell you be a powerhouse what yeah i hate to go back to it but you see these fucking girls 1.00

01:22:38.520 buying these fucking lambos and you're sitting there and you're like damn this 50k annual ain't 0.99

01:22:43.760 like people are looking at that platform dude what about it's weird we came up with a new platform 1.00

01:22:49.280 at the ranch this week oh yes only crans no no it's close it's interesting um there's a market

01:22:55.300 for women to pose nude online okay large and there's probably one for men too so we're we're

01:23:01.120 uh we're interested in starting only mans sign up right now it's 10.99 a month that one's good

01:23:05.680 that one's good there will be tasteful nudes of every man you ever want to see yep that one is

01:23:10.800 good and so if it's not registered as people watch this it is right after you said it in the public

01:23:17.000 domain somebody somebody's registering it right now as they go for it i want 10 uh re gets 10

01:23:22.040 and Brian, B.B. Beck with DP.

01:23:26.040 Sorry, now you're talking about DPs.

01:23:27.900 I understand why we're talking about OnlyFans.

01:23:29.180 You can get DP on OnlyMans.

01:23:30.500 You can see B.B. the DP's DP on OnlyMans right now.

01:23:35.060 We'll also be starting an OnlyMans spinoff

01:23:36.880 called Lonely Fans

01:23:38.120 for those of you who are really isolated.

01:23:42.080 And you want to pay people to have friends.

01:23:45.360 So I have a whole bunch of money.

01:23:46.660 I'm very lonely

01:23:47.180 and I'm going to pay for you to look at me.

01:23:49.200 You know I started two small businesses already

01:23:51.260 built off the same platform i started my own only fans which is a store for air dispersion devices 0.93

01:23:56.520 rotating circular fans literally only fans only fans it's the only thing we sell cool shit and

01:24:01.680 also um i started a business as you know everybody is having trouble going outside there's a lot of

01:24:06.880 people that need uh some sort of synthetic sunlight i started a place called only tans as

01:24:10.980 well and it's a place where you can get you know brown bronzed up for the summer elon musk you guys

01:24:15.980 don't actually know this invented this machine um it's like early stages of cloning and there's a

01:24:21.560 lot of kids out there who actually have not had a good upbringing and uh their parents are maybe

01:24:25.840 like a subpar mentor my mom was a very good one and i think she could fulfill that position that

01:24:32.300 void for a lot of kids and i think we're going to clone her using elon's tool and i'm going to

01:24:36.780 start an app it's going to call only pams only pams it's literally only pams nice driveway in

01:24:43.280 on that one dude 0.99

01:24:44.200 nice fucking 0.99

01:24:45.360 driveway in 1.00

01:24:46.140 it's like you

01:24:47.120 it's like you

01:24:48.060 strategized it

01:24:49.100 using a website

01:24:50.100 I actually just

01:24:50.780 launched called

01:24:51.180 Only Plans

01:24:51.920 it's a site you can go

01:24:54.160 and you want to

01:24:54.600 put together

01:24:55.060 we should stop

01:24:55.820 we should stop

01:24:56.420 you know it's

01:24:57.740 it's more fun

01:24:58.340 when you're

01:24:58.720 hung over

01:25:00.320 after one night

01:25:01.920 in London

01:25:02.400 and you're on your

01:25:03.160 way to the airport

01:25:03.880 that game

01:25:04.640 I'll never forget that

01:25:05.940 trying to describe

01:25:06.800 that game

01:25:07.340 how would you

01:25:08.100 describe that game

01:25:08.900 to anyone

01:25:09.420 listening

01:25:09.880 we tried to do it

01:25:10.800 we tried

01:25:11.040 it didn't work

01:25:11.760 it's like

01:25:12.120 this game

01:25:13.240 is you have to create a rhyming word

01:25:16.300 based off of someone's name

01:25:18.400 and describe what that word is

01:25:20.420 using context clues.

01:25:22.760 Yep, yep.

01:25:23.420 So I cannot think of an example right now.

01:25:26.300 Let's use his name, like Mike Malak.

01:25:29.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:30.480 I got one.

01:25:31.540 Yeah, go ahead.

01:25:32.140 All right, so if you're a long way from home

01:25:35.000 and you only rode a two-wheel transportation vehicle

01:25:38.920 and you got to end up back home,

01:25:41.360 what do you do?

01:25:42.000 you bike way back

01:25:43.640 you bike way back

01:25:44.500 nice

01:25:46.540 it's such a 0.97

01:25:49.980 it's just so ridiculous

01:25:52.820 because we hadn't slept in so long

01:25:55.000 and it seemed like such a great game to play 0.99

01:25:57.140 we played it for three fucking hours 0.95

01:25:59.500 if you ever 1.00

01:26:01.100 start to wonder

01:26:02.560 how much is wrong with these guys

01:26:05.060 besides the degeneracy I see on this podcast

01:26:07.400 those are the kind of games we play

01:26:09.320 oh yeah

01:26:10.460 alliteration games.

01:26:13.400 Like what?

01:26:14.000 Rhyming with context clues

01:26:15.320 in the taxi cab

01:26:16.980 on that way to the airport.

01:26:18.000 That was a great day, though.

01:26:19.540 We were all just loopy.

01:26:21.260 Yeah, we had just done

01:26:21.900 the press conference

01:26:22.580 for the fight that Logan said

01:26:24.500 he was going to 100% guarantee

01:26:25.760 no questions asked when.

01:26:27.960 Yeah, it's still coming up.

01:26:28.760 November 9th.

01:26:29.320 Check his YouTube banner.

01:26:32.840 Pull it off. 0.99

01:26:33.720 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:26:34.860 I'm getting reamed for this one. 1.00

01:26:36.340 It is happening.

01:26:37.260 Logan Paul will be changing

01:26:38.160 his YouTube banner shortly.

01:26:39.880 Shortly.

01:26:40.460 May 22nd, upon the release.

01:26:42.380 Look, look, we're...

01:26:43.020 All right, guys.

01:26:43.820 How is this possible?

01:26:44.620 I don't...

01:26:45.360 He's the biggest YouTuber in the world

01:26:46.940 promoting a fight that happened last year.

01:26:50.140 Oh, man.

01:26:50.820 We're working on it.

01:26:51.740 All right, guys.

01:26:52.080 So, yeah, the Maverick launch

01:26:53.520 and my new banner will be happening May 22nd.

01:26:56.600 It's going to be awesome.

01:26:57.440 Maverick clothing.

01:26:58.520 Go get Mike's book,

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