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00:02:32.120 I don't know, bro.

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00:02:41.380 Did Ariana Grande delete her Instagram?

00:02:44.960 What?

00:02:45.480 I don't know.

00:02:46.400 I'm trying.

00:02:46.920 You know, one of the topics I want to talk about today is Takashi 69 versus Ariana Grande.

00:02:52.560 And so I'm looking up Ariana Grande on Instagram.

00:02:54.740 And for some reason, she's not popping up, guys.

00:02:56.480 I got it right here.

00:02:57.280 No, no, no, no, no.

00:02:57.780 Yeah, this one?

00:02:59.860 No, hold on.

00:03:00.560 I got her?

00:03:01.120 Wait, okay.

00:03:02.420 So why, when I look her up, is she not?

00:03:05.060 There's no, bro, there's no way.

00:03:06.900 Hold on.

00:03:07.420 There's no way.

00:03:08.100 All right, I'm on my profile right now.

00:03:09.520 I'm going to go ahead and type in here, Ariana Grande.

00:03:13.060 And she's not popping up.

00:03:16.080 How could this be possible, dude?

00:03:18.260 Give her a, like, put it in the URL.

00:03:20.960 Instagram.com.

00:03:22.220 Ariana Butkra?

00:03:23.780 That's what pops up.

00:03:24.940 Ariana Butkra.

00:03:25.720 Watch this.

00:03:26.480 All right, check this out.

00:03:27.020 This is the worst part.

00:03:27.780 Ariana Grande

00:03:30.020 Close

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00:03:34.680 It's not Garcia

00:03:35.460 Ariana Grande Instagram

00:03:36.460 Ariana Grande Instagram

00:03:39.460 Oh my god

00:03:41.360 Bruh bruh

00:03:41.940 That's a block

00:03:43.380 She blocked you

00:03:44.000 That's a block 0.99

00:03:44.560 Shut up 0.98

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00:03:47.220 Guys

00:03:47.940 Welcome back to Impulsive

00:03:48.800 The number one podcast in the world 0.99

00:03:49.900 Holy shit 0.99

00:03:50.840 There's no way 0.99

00:03:51.740 Ariana Grande blocked

00:03:52.640 They mocked me on Instagram

00:03:53.600 You got blocked 1.00

00:03:54.260 There's no fucking way 0.99

00:03:55.880 Why 0.98

00:03:57.280 What did you do to her?

00:03:59.720 Nothing.

00:04:00.280 She likes me, so she blocked me.

00:04:02.220 She likes you so much that she was like, I can't even look at it anymore.

00:04:05.340 That's what I've told her.

00:04:06.580 I've never met her.

00:04:08.120 No, no, bro, bro.

00:04:08.940 Way back in the day.

00:04:10.580 Let me jog your memory, huh?

00:04:11.680 Let's reminisce for a second.

00:04:13.840 She retweeted a Vine that I made singing her song.

00:04:18.920 And then she said some nice things. 0.99

00:04:20.880 And it's sad to see that our relationship has gone to shit, I guess. 0.97

00:04:24.120 it was good me and ariana had a good thing going and now we're i guess no longer friends 0.99

00:04:28.940 holy shit hey come on i'm being punked by someone right or why would she block i don't know

00:04:34.920 did you do anything in specific no she she might be one of the celebs who maybe 0.99

00:04:40.080 like a year a couple years ago maybe just had it and she's like i can't bear this young man

00:04:48.500 any longer i don't but i don't know this seems weird this seems weird anyways we're here on the

00:04:52.800 show since i looked at her page i don't wait no i don't know should i try dming her and see if she

00:05:02.020 responds that's so weird i'll just call her i've been talking to her surely there's an explanation

00:05:05.340 i don't know what it is but yeah welcome back to impulsive number one podcast in the world

00:05:08.180 got a lot to talk about today today's a big episode mike uh mike coined it the the beef

00:05:13.360 episode beef episode there's a lot of a lot of sizzling carnivore style beef on the grill today

00:05:19.460 Absolutely. 1.00

00:05:20.220 Shit is hot. 1.00

00:05:21.160 Should we just start off with Ariana and Tekashi69 right away? 1.00

00:05:25.920 Seems like you had the right segue for it.

00:05:28.240 So Tekashi, he accused Billboard of faking their chart.

00:05:37.120 He says you could buy songs to boost your song.

00:05:42.480 Yep.

00:05:43.060 Right?

00:05:43.520 Yep.

00:05:43.640 Okay.

00:05:44.040 And so he's saying, something with Ariana's song stuck with you, Ariana and Justin Bieber's song stuck with you.

00:05:49.360 There were 60,000 song copies sold in an hour that were bought by six credit cards.

00:05:53.680 In the 11th hour, right before the sales were released to Billboard to state it.

00:05:59.100 And he's been talking about it for the past week.

00:06:01.060 He's been talking about how Billboard is corrupt and they favor artists and put out this statement that Scooter Braun and Justin and Ariana bought these last minute albums to drive them to number one.

00:06:15.940 and now

00:06:17.960 and he kept harping on it

00:06:20.420 and now today it looks like

00:06:22.940 Ariana, Justin and Scooter all fired

00:06:25.120 back from their accounts and said listen

00:06:26.880 it doesn't work like that

00:06:28.820 if you use a credit card you can only buy

00:06:30.740 four copies of the album before the rest

00:06:33.240 of them are disqualified from counting towards your

00:06:35.120 billboard. I do

00:06:36.460 wonder where Tekashi

00:06:38.780 69 got this information

00:06:40.480 he was showing stats

00:06:43.240 on his Instagram video

00:06:45.020 profile page and

00:06:46.760 I'm not sure

00:06:48.580 maybe he's the most reliable source for

00:06:50.620 any sort of information ever

00:06:52.840 you know what I'm saying because of

00:06:54.800 his past and his hair and whatnot

00:06:56.680 he's probably got inside information on things

00:06:58.720 oh cause snitches bond with snitches

00:07:00.940 so they're all just snitching on each other

00:07:02.760 my thoughts on

00:07:03.980 there's a rat at billboard

00:07:05.620 yeah I'm sure there is

00:07:06.780 100 employee credit cards

00:07:08.320 100 employee credit cards you say

00:07:10.860 and now

00:07:11.380 just us or Scooter Braun

00:07:14.100 went one step further today and has accused

00:07:17.080 the head Gooba himself, 6ix9ine,

00:07:21.320 of buying, through bots,

00:07:24.080 buying YouTube views on his Gooba music video.

00:07:27.120 I love this strategy.

00:07:28.140 What's going on here?

00:07:29.000 Listen, you're going to fire off at Scooter Braun. 1.00

00:07:31.840 This dude's the fucking mastermind of all this shit. 1.00

00:07:35.220 He's the fucking man, dude. 1.00

00:07:36.600 So you better get your little rainbow-colored, 1.00

00:07:40.580 moronic ducks in a row 1.00

00:07:42.200 before you fire off at Scooter, dude. 0.99

00:07:44.100 Well, you know what they say, Mike?

00:07:45.260 You point one finger, and there's some fingers that point back at you in some way.

00:07:49.300 That's what they say.

00:07:50.820 And it's a classic strategy. 1.00

00:07:53.800 If your back's ever against the wall, you have someone accuse you of some shit, 0.99

00:07:57.000 or you don't want to admit to lying or whatever it is, 0.97

00:07:59.420 just accuse them of the same thing.

00:08:01.840 It's a classic smoke bomb strategy. 0.88

00:08:03.680 Oh, you know that strategy pretty fucking well, don't you? 0.93

00:08:06.740 What? 0.95

00:08:08.000 That little shrimp argument we got that night. 1.00

00:08:10.460 And you turn that shit around real, you lawyer it up. 1.00

00:08:13.480 You love that strategy. 1.00

00:08:14.800 You love that strategy.

00:08:15.600 No, because mine was still rooted in truth.

00:08:17.000 God, whatever.

00:08:17.860 All I'm saying is this.

00:08:19.440 Truth to non-truth.

00:08:21.420 6ix9ine is the Donald Trump of the rap game.

00:08:23.740 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:24.880 He gets info from weird sources.

00:08:26.940 His pundits, the people that support him, 0.97

00:08:28.740 don't give a fuck where he gets the info from. 0.97

00:08:30.740 He's always right. 0.99

00:08:32.360 He says what he says.

00:08:33.300 He trolls the big dogs, and it pushes him up, pushes him up.

00:08:37.160 Imagine a day.

00:08:38.180 Imagine thinking that a year ago or two years ago, 1.00

00:08:40.740 There was going to be a day where anybody would give a single solitary fuck what this rainbow colored man has to say about anything. 1.00

00:08:48.880 He is the living version of a Smurf. 1.00

00:08:51.900 He's a Smurf reincarnated. 0.92

00:08:53.780 And now he's talking about the kings of the business.

00:08:56.560 He fired off at Snoop Dogg.

00:08:57.900 And Snoop Dogg, who did he fire off at? 1.00

00:09:01.520 He said, listen here, little bitch. 1.00

00:09:03.560 You're not going to talk to me like that, bro. 1.00

00:09:05.640 Go somewhere else and play your games.

00:09:07.620 Every time he posts something, I look at the comments under the pictures.

00:09:11.720 There's no players in there.

00:09:12.960 There's no big dogs, no shot callers in those comments. 1.00

00:09:15.540 It's a bunch of 12-year-old kids and a bunch of clout hounds that are like, how could I ride this wave of stupid? 1.00

00:09:23.180 What a terrible wave to be young. 1.00

00:09:25.040 It's so dumb, dude. 1.00

00:09:26.120 All of it. 1.00

00:09:26.660 I got to say, though, the man is entertaining.

00:09:30.420 The internet and social media has gotten thoroughly more enjoyable to watch when Tekashi69 posts.

00:09:36.460 I mean, I don't know if there's a more eccentric living cartoon character than him.

00:09:44.700 He's got rainbow hair.

00:09:45.760 He's got 69 tattooed on his face.

00:09:48.860 And all over his body.

00:09:49.800 This is not real life, guys.

00:09:51.460 All over.

00:09:51.980 He's easily the best rapper wearing a shower cap to watch on the internet these days.

00:10:00.460 Like that video of him wearing a purple shower cap as he explained the Billboard drama.

00:10:05.100 Yeah.

00:10:06.060 It's incredible.

00:10:07.360 How much of this billboard stuff is political, though?

00:10:09.620 Do we know?

00:10:10.200 That's what he's saying.

00:10:11.160 He's saying it's all political.

00:10:12.080 Literally everything is political.

00:10:13.320 He's saying you can buy the spots.

00:10:13.980 Yeah, so you put on a shower cap.

00:10:15.960 Look at this guy.

00:10:16.900 Look at this guy.

00:10:19.240 How does he change his hair color every day?

00:10:22.900 Because the other day, half of it was white.

00:10:24.840 Danny, do you know? 0.98

00:10:26.120 It's probably a wig.

00:10:27.400 A wig?

00:10:28.060 Yeah, it's probably one of those lace front wigs. 0.99

00:10:30.000 So he's a fraud. 0.85

00:10:32.060 You don't say.

00:10:35.420 But yeah, my question to you, Mike, is this, because I saw that video of Snoop Dogg.

00:10:39.440 He's like, you know, you're coming for the wrong guy.

00:10:41.140 Yeah, for sure.

00:10:41.800 I'm not the dude.

00:10:42.480 And 69 is trolled Snoop Dogg.

00:10:45.060 Said he snatched.

00:10:45.820 Yeah.

00:10:46.260 He was watching a video of Suge Knight saying Snoop Dogg snatched.

00:10:49.320 And 69 comp did like, I miss home movies the most.

00:10:54.060 What are the repercussions? 0.99

00:10:55.540 Like when Snoop Dogg says, I'm not the guy, like, don't play with me, don't fuck with me. 0.99

00:10:59.360 Does that hold weight? 0.98

00:11:00.800 I mean, the new age rap people, the 12-year-olds that support 6'9 and 15-year-olds, whatever,

00:11:08.140 they don't know this probably because they haven't done the research,

00:11:10.840 but Snoop has been on trial for murder before.

00:11:13.240 Snoop Dogg has been on trial for murder, homicide, before.

00:11:17.160 This dude ain't a dude that pretended to be a part of a clique to get— 0.99

00:11:21.400 He's the real fucking deal, bro. 0.97

00:11:23.360 Is Snoop still involved with that stuff, though? 0.99

00:11:24.880 He's a family man.

00:11:25.780 He's got a nice house.

00:11:26.180 That's what I'm saying.

00:11:27.000 No, you're right. 1.00

00:11:27.580 So when you say, don't fuck with me, like, we all know. 0.99

00:11:30.580 And Snoop knows he probably got a little too much to lose to even attempt to hurt 6ix9ine in some roundabout way. 0.99

00:11:37.420 So that's what I'm saying. 1.00

00:11:38.200 You can threaten people as much as you want over the internet.

00:11:41.960 I saw this when I was growing up.

00:11:43.440 I saw 50 Cent trolling Floyd Mayweather saying he can't read a Harry Potter book.

00:11:48.800 Oh, my God.

00:11:49.420 I remember that.

00:11:50.140 And in my mind, I was in seventh grade.

00:11:52.520 I was like, well, it's Floyd Mayweather.

00:11:54.340 He's the baddest guy on the planet.

00:11:55.760 He's going to beat up 50 Cent.

00:11:57.420 But it just doesn't happen in real life.

00:11:59.060 there's no actual action so i guess i'm wondering like again we could talk about six nine as much

00:12:04.700 as we want but it's only helping this dude oh yeah absolutely no he's a master he's a master

00:12:08.800 marketer and i'm literally a brilliant marketer it's insane that he's able to get into a controversy

00:12:13.480 every single day well all the all the blog sites and all the video sites that are talking about

00:12:20.200 being a being a purveyor of the culture they're not helping because they're reporting on my favorite

00:12:26.440 influencer Instagram page.

00:12:29.400 The Bread Batch. TBT.

00:12:31.080 I watch it every day. I like to make sure I'm up to date

00:12:32.880 on all my influencer news.

00:12:34.860 Whose hair did James Charles do?

00:12:37.280 Did Addison Rae do

00:12:39.000 a TikTok dance? I try to make sure I get all

00:12:41.020 my important news from The Bread Batch. Now it's

00:12:43.020 a 6ix9ine fan page. Every post

00:12:45.040 all day long. It's just post after

00:12:46.980 post about this rainbow covered squid.

00:12:49.440 And you know what? Listen.

00:12:50.880 Here's all I want to say about it.

00:12:53.000 You can like the marketing. You can like

00:12:55.040 the tactics he's he's obviously doing views on views on views and people are watching but i said 0.97

00:13:00.220 it the other day and i'll say it again the culture will never fuck with this guy and and to and to 0.99

00:13:04.900 people in today's day and age that's unimportant they don't care like whatever those views fuck 0.99

00:13:09.500 you stay mad big mad he mad you mad stay mad you man but somebody that grew up on j big nas j cole 1.00

00:13:17.780 50 the real people in the sport none of those dudes fuck like they're it's just a fugazi little 0.99

00:13:25.200 situation on the side he'll never be respected by the culture and like i said some people that 0.96

00:13:28.980 doesn't matter to some people to me who cares about the iconic rap game and and the most important

00:13:34.900 thing being the respect of the culture i care about it but whatever teach their own i think

00:13:38.300 i think you hit the mark mark uh while i'm on this just tmz page i see see now i see ariana

00:13:44.560 grande's profile and just for peace of mind i'm gonna go ahead and click on view profile just to

00:13:48.700 see if indeed i am blocked by ariana grande and looks like i still am so we'll go ahead and move

00:13:53.580 on to the next uh next topic before i uh cry on set of impulsive can we make it right how can we

00:13:59.960 make it right ariana a um i bought stuck with you four times because that's the limit as you said

00:14:04.700 on each credit card uh so so please unblock me like i'll hopefully we can be amicable um

00:14:11.620 how is that

00:14:13.940 I don't know

00:14:15.300 this is not a stunt

00:14:16.460 he literally is blocked by Ariana Grande

00:14:19.820 but surely there's

00:14:20.720 an explanation right

00:14:22.920 we have to find out

00:14:23.980 this might be as fun as doing the flat earth documentary

00:14:27.200 finding out why Ariana Grande blocked me

00:14:29.440 full investigation

00:14:30.400 we have to figure it out

00:14:32.260 that's a good idea

00:14:33.540 I'm telling you there's something else going on

00:14:36.860 right

00:14:37.040 no she blocked me

00:14:39.920 next up

00:14:41.480 I went shooting at Taron Tactical.

00:14:44.360 This isn't beef.

00:14:44.960 We'll get back to the beef,

00:14:45.740 but this is a funny story.

00:14:46.840 I went shooting at Taron Tactical.

00:14:47.980 You've seen Taron Tactical.

00:14:49.280 It's that backdrop with targets

00:14:51.620 that every celebrity influencer athlete

00:14:54.840 has gone to and they shoot

00:14:55.900 and they look like spies.

00:14:58.300 It's really cool.

00:14:58.800 They get good videos.

00:14:59.400 They post it.

00:15:00.080 And Taron is actually an amazing shot. 1.00

00:15:02.000 That dude has a fucking eye. 0.99

00:15:04.680 I went there the other day, 1.00

00:15:06.100 purchased some firearms,

00:15:07.820 legally of course.

00:15:08.660 Taron's going to deck them out.

00:15:09.420 It's going to be cool.

00:15:09.880 and there was a dude named Brian Callen there.

00:15:13.920 Brian Callen and I have been sort of crossing circles

00:15:16.560 for some time now

00:15:17.280 because he's friends with Joe Rogan, Chris D'Elia,

00:15:19.360 Brendan Schaub, who's a good friend of mine

00:15:20.520 we had on the podcast.

00:15:21.800 And I'm a fan of his comedy

00:15:23.540 and his friends and everything he does.

00:15:25.460 So finally, nice to meet you, bro.

00:15:27.500 Super cool.

00:15:28.660 He's like, you too, man.

00:15:30.140 How's life?

00:15:30.960 I'm trying to survive and thrive out here.

00:15:32.300 He's like, great.

00:15:32.840 So he goes up and it's his turn to do the run

00:15:35.480 on Taron Tactical.

00:15:36.340 So he puts his gun up, he does his run

00:15:38.200 and at the end of his run Taren goes

00:15:39.840 Taren goes wait wait wait

00:15:41.820 Brian's like what's good he's like you hit a bird I gotta go check on it

00:15:44.580 and I had just arrived

00:15:46.340 so I and I've never been down

00:15:48.320 Taren's range I

00:15:50.100 want to be respectful in front of Brian

00:15:52.520 because again like I hate showing up and being

00:15:54.360 like the YouTuber and like pulling

00:15:56.440 out my camera and just being that annoying 1.00

00:15:58.340 fucking guy and 0.99

00:15:59.940 so the girls there's a couple girls there 1.00

00:16:02.260 they start freaking out right I look down range sure enough 0.99

00:16:04.240 there's a fucking little bird fluttering around 0.98

00:16:06.360 on the ground i don't know what it is about me witnessing uh flocked creatures specifically get 0.99

00:16:11.660 just demolished it's like two in the past month so what happened the bird came across the i don't

00:16:16.800 know it must have maybe posted up in the bushes or whatever so the birds flutter around brian's 0.99

00:16:20.720 like shit i gotta go put it out of his misery which by the way you do if an animal's struggling 0.98

00:16:24.420 and so the girl's like one of the girls is like you can't do that he's an animal and i'm like uh 0.99

00:16:30.240 yeah but that's exactly the problem he's a living creature and if he's in pain we should end it

00:16:34.840 So Brian goes over there.

00:16:36.200 He's holstering his gun.

00:16:37.220 Now I'm sitting back, and I have a split decision to make whether or not I'm going to help this creature or get involved in some way.

00:16:44.320 How so? 0.84

00:16:45.180 Shoot the comedian? 0.96

00:16:46.740 No, he's not. 1.00

00:16:47.620 Don't kill that bird.

00:16:49.480 Put down your weapon.

00:16:51.120 Don't you dare.

00:16:53.940 There's a lot of people who don't understand.

00:16:56.320 This is going to sound weird.

00:16:57.780 The body language of birds. 0.99

00:17:00.080 Guess who fucking does? 0.99

00:17:01.380 Me. 0.99

00:17:01.640 I have had a bird for eight years

00:17:03.740 collectively total now. I know how they

00:17:05.600 react. I know what they're thinking. I am a bird.

00:17:08.000 And you have one on your shirt. 0.99

00:17:09.400 So I'm like, shit, I'm gonna get involved. So I go running down 0.99

00:17:13.640 range. Brian's unholstering his gun. I'm like, wait, wait, wait.

00:17:15.820 I look at this bird. I make eye contact with it. I'm looking

00:17:17.700 at it like this. I'm staring at it. And I'm like,

00:17:19.840 guys, just like the owl

00:17:21.400 that hit us. I go, I don't

00:17:23.700 think this bird is

00:17:25.000 dying. I think it may be like her or maybe

00:17:27.600 you winged it or something. Sure enough, the

00:17:29.620 bird looks at me like this. He goes,

00:17:31.640 and I look at it like this,

00:17:33.480 I'm like,

00:17:34.980 takes off.

00:17:36.980 Oh my God.

00:17:37.720 Flaps his wings,

00:17:38.480 take off, bro.

00:17:39.080 I gave him a little nod of approval.

00:17:40.220 I was like,

00:17:40.580 you got this little guy.

00:17:41.840 Takes off.

00:17:42.780 And Brian's like,

00:17:43.560 whoa.

00:17:43.980 And I go,

00:17:44.320 can you imagine 0.82

00:17:44.940 if you just killed that little bird?

00:17:48.620 It's completely healthy,

00:17:49.860 completely fine.

00:17:50.700 What did that Karen say?

00:17:52.100 The Karen that was yelling at him,

00:17:53.140 don't you don't care that bird? 0.62

00:17:54.380 No,

00:17:54.720 it wasn't a Karen. 0.88

00:17:55.700 She was just a girl. 0.96

00:17:56.500 Like,

00:17:56.640 bro,

00:17:56.780 you know how a hurt animal

00:17:58.580 in front of a girl,

00:17:59.380 it's like one of the most 1.00

00:18:00.140 undesirable circumstances,

00:18:01.180 right?

00:18:01.520 If you're an animal in front of me, I'll turn into a Karen, bro. 0.80

00:18:04.020 I get it.

00:18:04.620 I totally get it.

00:18:05.680 But thank God you were able to triage the situation.

00:18:09.320 Yeah.

00:18:10.240 By doing nothing.

00:18:11.220 Exactly.

00:18:12.540 No, but yeah, it was just funny because my first time meeting Brian Callen, that happened.

00:18:18.260 You saved the day, though.

00:18:19.280 I try, you know?

00:18:20.560 I'm a big fan of people spreading their wings and specifically birds and also people.

00:18:29.120 Is this a segue?

00:18:29.940 it is a segue y'all know we're dropping the uh the new maverick clothes this friday it's it's

00:18:35.980 it's a massive week for us we've spent a year and a half rebranding and trying to find the right

00:18:39.980 voice and messaging and imaging and uh imagery for this brand and it's important because when

00:18:45.960 people put the clothes on they need to feel a certain way it needs to empower people that's

00:18:49.780 that's i honestly believe what i'm here to do on this planet is empower people and motivate and

00:18:53.260 inspire and at this particular moment in time i tend to do those to do so through storytelling

00:18:58.260 and comedy but um it's really really big we're really excited for that what i haven't mentioned

00:19:03.500 yet and i gotta speak a little uh lightly here because we haven't quite nailed the messaging

00:19:09.480 but we're also doing a uh vip a premium an exclusive club i don't know the name of it yet

00:19:16.180 but it is going to be like uh consider it my version of an only fans so you can get tasteful

00:19:21.000 nudes there that'll be tasteful that's not true behind the scenes that birthday someone's gonna

00:19:27.040 to think that's true you're not going to get it's it's it's my version of an only fans in the sense

00:19:31.700 of you get to become a more intimate intimate part of our life if you if you love us if you're 0.97

00:19:36.380 a fan of us you really fuck with us and you want to get involved more this is it this is the club 0.95

00:19:40.520 it's a subscription service we're going to be doing giveaways we're going to do doing uh 0.98

00:19:44.440 monetary stuff we're going to be doing exclusive content that's a big one because there's a lot

00:19:48.780 of stuff that we surprise surprise cannot post on youtube uh just because we aren't allowed

00:19:53.560 and this site is going to allow us to post and say and do whatever we want so unreleased uncaught

00:20:00.080 yeah and and and uh there's going to be discounts on the clothes that would drop you automatically

00:20:05.000 get a discount if you're in this club and maybe one of the coolest things as well as you get access

00:20:08.580 to a limited edition set of clothing which i'm wearing now i'll turn around here but

00:20:13.880 yes sir basically just the crowd goes extra high quality garments for for people who uh you know

00:20:21.380 want to grow and live in this family with us because we love you guys and we also love the

00:20:26.660 idea of bringing a select group of people in with us so we're going to be doing flying people out 0.96

00:20:31.000 for dinners shit like that monthly face all the shit again i'm going to figure out the perks of 0.96

00:20:34.980 messaging but um just a little planting the seed because guess what you plant them seeds you grow 0.99

00:20:40.000 redwoods from them seeds nice job those are awesome they're awesome they're so nice so

00:20:46.400 like they're cool but also keep you warm they feel nice i've been i've been saying it's like

00:20:52.480 it's hard to explain the quality but when people start like feeling them like these will go toe

00:20:57.220 to toe with your balenciaga like they're they're that good the quality the workmanship of them are 0.66

00:21:01.700 that great premium shit premium shit oh and when he says giveaways not stickers not stickers not 0.98

00:21:08.240 like beach chairs oh no the first thing we're giving away is my my car my challenger my 60 0.99

00:21:12.680 $20,000 2014 Dodge Challenge.

00:21:14.260 Yeah, I'm giving away.

00:21:14.900 No, I don't think I told you guys this yet.

00:21:16.300 What's the deal with that?

00:21:17.100 Yeah, it's gone.

00:21:17.460 I know, the car we all drive, the car we all drive, the car we walk, and everywhere.

00:21:20.920 And then we're going to go up to a Wraith from there, probably.

00:21:23.460 Yeah, oh yeah.

00:21:23.960 That's a big plan.

00:21:24.480 Why is everyone looking right now?

00:21:25.600 What's going on?

00:21:26.020 I've said this before.

00:21:27.640 The only reason, dude, I love giving back.

00:21:30.520 The only reason I have kept it light is because, you guys may not know, there's not much of

00:21:35.820 an income stream right now.

00:21:36.840 I make some people really, really inflate the amount of money they think I make.

00:21:42.220 And I promise on God, once I start making millions of dollars again, I will be giving back millions of dollars, more so than any influencer.

00:21:50.680 Not sponsored by a brand.

00:21:56.540 Me, us, Team Maverick.

00:21:59.080 Sponsored by Maverick Clothing.

00:22:02.120 But yeah, man, I love the idea of giving back.

00:22:05.840 We just got to get the revenue stream going and then I will go like that.

00:22:08.760 so we interrupt this fantastic

00:22:11.800 programming to bring you a sponsor

00:22:13.600 today's episode is sponsored

00:22:15.840 by my bookie we just found out they have

00:22:17.740 a casino we're actually playing blackjack

00:22:19.660 live they have live blackjack this is happening

00:22:21.660 I'm very surprised so Emily Willis

00:22:23.700 is the dealer somehow

00:22:24.560 they convinced Emily Willis to

00:22:27.300 become the dealer here and Mike is playing

00:22:29.280 what are you going to do I don't know what do you want me to do

00:22:31.360 hit hit hit oh it's a 7

00:22:33.420 you got 7 you hit

00:22:34.900 this is actually awesome

00:22:37.360 17 strong.

00:22:40.240 This is actually awesome.

00:22:41.700 Live blackjack. It's very easy. 0.99

00:22:44.060 We put some money in our account we're playing right now.

00:22:46.340 And I guess the live

00:22:47.720 dealers make you feel a little less

00:22:49.800 lonely. I can't hear her.

00:22:51.200 You're in quarantine. That's probably

00:22:53.180 intentional. I'd like to hear her.

00:22:55.340 Blackjack's actually my personal favorite.

00:22:57.260 Oh, that's a break. She got a break coming.

00:22:58.900 Big face. 16. Nice.

00:23:00.680 Wow. I can't believe it.

00:23:03.020 Winning big money. Looks like we're getting Chick-fil-A

00:23:04.780 tonight, boys. You're unimpulsive.

00:23:07.360 This is real money, though, Mike.

00:23:08.980 So you did just win $5.

00:23:10.780 So maybe up the stakes a little bit.

00:23:13.060 We're going $10 this time.

00:23:14.360 You should donate all your winnings, Mike.

00:23:15.400 No, I'm donating everything.

00:23:17.180 I'm donating everything.

00:23:18.440 You guys can play on your phone, your laptop, computer, whatever you prefer.

00:23:21.900 Your laptop, computer.

00:23:23.620 They got a ton of blackjack tournaments.

00:23:24.940 A lot of them are free to sign up to.

00:23:26.100 You can win big without even paying an entry fee.

00:23:28.060 Let's see what we got here.

00:23:29.860 Mike got a king.

00:23:30.600 Strong.

00:23:31.960 Give me a picture.

00:23:32.880 Give me a picture.

00:23:33.420 She got a nine.

00:23:34.120 Let's see.

00:23:34.500 17

00:23:37.460 17

00:23:38.120 It's strong though

00:23:39.180 No it's 0.98

00:23:39.540 Guys guess what

00:23:40.240 It's not strong

00:23:40.920 It's not as strong

00:23:41.540 As you think

00:23:41.980 Yeah I know what that means

00:23:44.360 Jeff

00:23:44.580 You know what she's got

00:23:45.040 Under there 1.00

00:23:45.340 A Q 1.00

00:23:45.800 A queen 0.56

00:23:46.660 A queen

00:23:47.140 I've been through this

00:23:47.940 Before dude

00:23:48.720 What did you do

00:23:49.560 You stayed right

00:23:50.140 Yeah I'm gonna stay

00:23:50.800 We probably should've

00:23:51.560 Gone

00:23:52.020 We could've got aggressive

00:23:53.000 My bookie's great

00:23:54.100 For making sports bets

00:23:54.960 But uh

00:23:55.980 I did not know

00:23:56.900 They have casino stuff

00:23:57.700 That goes this day

00:23:58.180 This is awesome

00:23:58.800 There's also a lot

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00:24:00.720 If you like

00:24:01.720 Any other sort of

00:24:02.760 Card game poker

00:24:03.500 Has the drink lady come by recently?

00:24:05.800 Because I'd like to get a coffee

00:24:06.700 They do do virtual drinks

00:24:08.700 I'm not sure if that's true

00:24:10.700 To be honest

00:24:11.380 But I wouldn't be surprised

00:24:13.260 What if you ordered a drink on here

00:24:15.240 And it came via Amazon

00:24:16.680 And they primed it to you

00:24:18.040 Is she kidding me?

00:24:21.460 Alright guys, Chick-fil-A is cancelled

00:24:22.720 Yo, go big on the next one

00:24:24.900 How much money do I have?

00:24:27.160 How much money do you have?

00:24:28.880 48 bucks in there

00:24:30.080 You should tell your fans

00:24:32.560 that you can go buy a card

00:24:35.160 that tells you how to play blackjack

00:24:36.740 correct, where it's

00:24:38.980 the best odds, and you can have it.

00:24:41.060 Oh, yeah.

00:24:42.500 Or my bookies are just

00:24:44.260 practicing with smaller hands

00:24:47.060 until you're ready to play with the big boys.

00:24:49.520 Oh, an eight?

00:24:50.760 Alright, this is a big hand. Mike, bet 40 bucks.

00:24:52.720 I want another eight. Oh, is that a five-ups you got?

00:24:55.480 Oh, this lady's...

00:24:56.040 Way strong.

00:24:58.320 Look at that double-down op at the end.

00:25:00.320 That guy at the end better double.

00:25:02.120 That five scares me.

00:25:03.460 Nah, don't scare me.

00:25:04.060 I don't know why, bro, but something about the live dealers making this real exciting.

00:25:08.100 I think to call her daddy girls should be the live dealers.

00:25:11.180 I agree. 0.51

00:25:11.640 Madden Sophia dealing, dude, instead of Emily Willis.

00:25:14.040 That'd be amazing.

00:25:15.600 She can make back her money that she lost.

00:25:17.740 Dude, if this lady pulls a six under, I'm throwing this microphone through the window.

00:25:21.520 Or through the TV. 1.00

00:25:22.860 I'm telling you right now.

00:25:23.640 Six under, microphone through television.

00:25:25.600 Wow, they doubled and got a 17.

00:25:27.640 So she flips over, like I said, the six, the microphone through the television. 0.98

00:25:31.620 I'm not fucking kidding, dude. 0.96

00:25:34.160 Uh-oh, she's sweating. 0.99

00:25:34.980 Let's see what we got.

00:25:35.820 I'm scared.

00:25:36.900 Big burn.

00:25:37.600 Big burn.

00:25:38.840 Yeah.

00:25:39.220 Let's go.

00:25:40.360 Let's go.

00:25:41.480 All right.

00:25:42.020 Let's go.

00:25:43.220 Now where are we going tonight?

00:25:44.120 Casino on my bookie, guys.

00:25:46.440 Back to the phenomenal episode that you were watching before this sponsor segment.

00:25:51.040 Next up, more beef.

00:25:52.020 What do we got?

00:25:52.820 Should we do KSI?

00:25:54.200 No.

00:25:54.840 I think we should get into the much bigger and more important situation.

00:25:59.920 The internet was sizzling last night

00:26:04.140 Like a grill at the Sizzler

00:26:05.580 People looking in, peering in

00:26:08.440 What is all this noise about?

00:26:10.460 Dave Portnoy, El Presidente

00:26:12.620 Barstool Sports finally speaks

00:26:15.260 On the Call Her Daddy situation 0.99

00:26:17.440 And it is a fucking ugly one 1.00

00:26:20.480 It's an ugly situation 0.99

00:26:22.380 Basically, how we want to do this here

00:26:26.200 Let's read a headline

00:26:28.040 Call Her Daddy podcast hosts have turned on each other.

00:26:32.500 Call Her Daddy.

00:26:34.780 One of the biggest podcasts in the world.

00:26:37.240 Yep.

00:26:38.080 If not the biggest.

00:26:39.480 They're always top three on the charts.

00:26:41.680 We had Sophia and Alex on this podcast.

00:26:43.620 We love them.

00:26:44.260 They're our friends.

00:26:44.860 They're hilarious.

00:26:45.420 I believe in them both thoroughly.

00:26:48.020 And Mike comes to me yesterday and he says there's some beef going on.

00:26:51.320 So I actually don't know that much about it.

00:26:52.860 So they got in an argument with each other first.

00:26:55.020 There's something with the contractor.

00:26:56.200 You don't know, but you do know.

00:26:58.040 I tell you what I know

00:27:00.540 I know what I know

00:27:01.560 It's been

00:27:04.000 Pretty known news

00:27:06.760 For a long time that the contract between

00:27:08.540 Barstool and the Call Her Daddy Girls was

00:27:10.640 Let's call it lopsided 0.97

00:27:12.520 In Barstool's favor

00:27:13.480 Let me chime in here

00:27:15.100 So much

00:27:16.640 In a way

00:27:20.600 That made me viscerally

00:27:22.700 Gag

00:27:23.520 Let's go back

00:27:26.280 So I'm not done yet.

00:27:28.140 A visceral gag is like this.

00:27:30.420 When I found out what this was, I go, but I have to see both sides because although the contract wasn't necessarily fair, when Barstool picked up Call Her Daddy, it was nothing.

00:27:47.200 It was nothing.

00:27:48.000 Call Her Daddy became Call Her Daddy because of Barstool.

00:27:50.700 That is the biggest thing.

00:27:51.600 So how much.

00:27:52.660 But.

00:27:54.200 Yeah.

00:27:54.680 Every network, every TV station does the same thing.

00:27:57.080 It's the same model.

00:27:58.220 Jake did it with Team 10.

00:27:59.900 In the corporate world, TV, traditional media, it works.

00:28:04.380 But when you apply a Jake-type Team 10 model with it,

00:28:07.840 and now you have personalities getting involved,

00:28:09.980 which is kind of interesting because there's a little bit of a parallel

00:28:11.960 between what's happening between Portnoy and the girls

00:28:14.860 and everything that happened with Jake and the falling out and all Team 10.

00:28:18.060 Every social media house in L.A. has experienced this phenomenon

00:28:22.340 that we are about to describe.

00:28:23.460 Yeah.

00:28:24.600 Listen, basically what happened here is Barstool, since day one, has owned the IP for this.

00:28:29.700 It's been Barstool Intellectual Property, which for people who don't understand, it means Barstool owns the show.

00:28:35.040 And these girls are, and everything behind and everything that goes into it, these girls are simply, the way the contract was originally signed, are simply personalities or hosts of said show.

00:28:45.160 And what happened was, I think, and I'll speak from my own personal experience with this kind of thing.

00:28:51.160 When you go into this agreement and you have nothing, you have nobody, you have no fans, you're just a little person and you see this massive entity like Barstool, you agree to what they're what they're giving you because you assume that, you know, my guess is Alex and Sophia go in.

00:29:07.160 They see this contract.

00:29:07.880 They're like, this is Barstool sports.

00:29:09.640 We're not going to do any better.

00:29:11.200 They're going to give us a fair shake.

00:29:12.580 We're not getting that much money, but but let's give it a shot.

00:29:15.260 Maybe it blows us up.

00:29:16.660 And what happens?

00:29:17.780 The show takes off.

00:29:19.240 Meteoric rise.

00:29:19.940 They become the biggest show ever in six months.

00:29:22.200 And now, just like with so many other people in Hollywood and so many other times that this has happened, they go back and they say, this contract isn't fair.

00:29:32.480 It happens all the time.

00:29:37.460 Jeff's coming in.

00:29:38.340 Manager Jeff's coming in.

00:29:39.760 He's got opinions.

00:29:40.740 He's got something to say.

00:29:42.140 Is there a mic there?

00:29:43.080 I'll share.

00:29:43.700 So let me just finish what happened on the show last night.

00:29:47.340 So basically, after the first year was up, Portnoy said basically that he's willing to renegotiate, which he's always been very good about.

00:29:56.340 He's willing to renegotiate the contract with the two girls.

00:30:00.000 And after a bunch of back and forth, he offers them, I think it was like $500,000 each.

00:30:06.400 Plus, they're going to own the IP.

00:30:09.580 They are now going to own the show.

00:30:11.760 That's massive.

00:30:12.640 50-50.

00:30:13.580 Now for Portnoy.

00:30:14.660 So they have one more year to go, though.

00:30:16.080 Right.

00:30:16.400 They have to finish out their contract.

00:30:18.180 He kept alcohol.

00:30:19.100 I like it.

00:30:19.620 Right.

00:30:20.080 So for anybody that doesn't know who Dave Portnoy is, this guy, let's just put it this way. 0.99

00:30:25.280 He doesn't need the fucking money. 1.00

00:30:26.280 He doesn't need the fucking money. 1.00

00:30:27.480 But he does like the idea that the show is keeping the lights on at Barstool during the COVID. 0.99

00:30:33.360 It's bringing in money.

00:30:34.940 It's paying employees, whatever.

00:30:36.060 He likes that.

00:30:37.160 So he offers them $500,000 annual each and 50% each of the IP after their contract ends.

00:30:46.400 So, Alexandra comes back and says, basically, okay, I like this idea.

00:30:53.360 But according to last night's show, Sophia, who has this boyfriend, what's his name again?

00:31:01.880 The Yoko Ono Podcast.

00:31:03.300 They call him the suit or whatever?

00:31:05.560 I want to say it's Matthew Rice.

00:31:07.120 No, something Nelson.

00:31:08.520 It's something Nelson.

00:31:09.420 He's a big dog, right?

00:31:10.500 Big dog and whatever, right?

00:31:12.660 So what they're saying is that he's basically leading her away from this deal

00:31:17.960 and towards another platform, right?

00:31:20.340 So she comes back and she says, I'm not taking that deal.

00:31:23.560 So now they're split, and neither of them can agree to go back in at 50% of the IP.

00:31:28.280 So Portnoy and Alex have this conversation,

00:31:30.560 and Sophia's not willing to come to the table.

00:31:32.760 And Dave says, all right, well, I'll do this show with just you

00:31:35.460 because you do the majority of the editing, the majority of the heavy lifting, whatever, right?

00:31:38.900 and no and i'll give you whatever amount of money it is plus you'll get 75 of the ip and barstool

00:31:46.480 retain 25 and so alex says okay i'm gonna get three quarters now this is great now sofia finds

00:31:52.880 out that alex is getting 75 of the ip and sofia says wow this is really happening i'm about to

00:31:59.980 get left in the dust here with just peter nelson but he also he did say he offered her her own show

00:32:05.980 So he and he offered her own show on the side said, if you're talent and you're good, then you'll be successful, too.

00:32:11.600 Right.

00:32:12.080 And and basically she said, you'll talk to my lawyers is basically what happened.

00:32:15.900 Right.

00:32:16.360 And lawyers aren't responding.

00:32:17.640 And it's all now.

00:32:18.620 It's a whole mess.

00:32:19.280 And so there's no agreement. 1.00

00:32:20.820 It's it's a fucking mess. 0.99

00:32:22.640 It is a it is a complete mess. 1.00

00:32:24.460 And it's ever since the show aired last night.

00:32:26.900 Obviously, we've been trying to follow it, you know, in the background.

00:32:29.640 it just made me think about how we all approach new contracts and new ventures when i was when i

00:32:37.040 was tiny and in a lot of ways i still am i approach ventures with big dogs like yo they're

00:32:43.080 giving me a chance they're giving me they're giving me they're giving me but in this digital 0.99

00:32:47.040 age you have to understand the possibility that your shit will blow the fuck up and you should 0.99

00:32:54.820 approach every I said this today you should start 0.99

00:32:56.760 approaching every contract with

00:32:58.940 the possibility at

00:33:00.840 least that this thing takes off

00:33:02.700 and goes to the moon but he

00:33:04.840 came to the table and said I'm going to renegotiate

00:33:06.920 and give you guys a good deal

00:33:08.560 like I respect that that's what happens

00:33:11.020 it happens in television shows too

00:33:12.640 yo that dude's the executive VP of

00:33:14.800 HBO sports was I

00:33:16.820 thought was according to this

00:33:18.680 the participle they use is

00:33:20.300 a present participle is

00:33:22.080 Peter Nelson is the executive vice president

00:33:25.840 of HBO Sports

00:33:26.600 and so Dave put the podcast out

00:33:29.560 on the Call Her Daddy channel

00:33:30.880 promoted it from the Call Her Daddy Instagram

00:33:33.240 like yo

00:33:34.300 this dude owns the IP

00:33:35.960 he's actually great

00:33:37.260 I actually have to say he's great

00:33:39.260 I'm a huge Portnoy fan

00:33:41.100 you know that I watch every unboxing

00:33:42.580 I hate to say this 1.00

00:33:44.160 Iz is not a present participle

00:33:47.780 I have to correct myself 0.99

00:33:50.360 good job

00:33:51.880 What is it?

00:33:52.680 I think it's an article.

00:33:55.420 Continue the conversation.

00:33:57.160 Did you see what he also pulled off with the NFL and Goodell?

00:34:01.460 You know the whole situation, right?

00:34:02.720 He was thrown out of the NFL.

00:34:05.940 He won the quarter million dollar raffle to watch a game with him, right?

00:34:09.900 He outbid everybody for $250,000 and he's going to sit with the head of the NFL.

00:34:18.600 Listen, Portnoy on the East Coast.

00:34:21.040 The host where you and I both come from is a legend.

00:34:23.600 The Boston area is a legend.

00:34:25.140 When I go to Nantucket during the summer, he's there.

00:34:27.520 He's a legend on Nantucket.

00:34:28.700 The dude is an animal in so many ways.

00:34:32.800 But it looks like, and from the sounds of it, this was a truthful piece last night.

00:34:36.600 He gave these girls a fair shake.

00:34:38.940 And, you know, I mean, they're very talented and everybody knows that.

00:34:43.480 But this is a mess.

00:34:44.680 I'm really interested in seeing how this plays out.

00:34:47.720 Here's what makes me the most upset about it.

00:34:49.440 I don't know what their friendship is like 0.99

00:34:51.820 behind the scenes, but that sucks.

00:34:53.860 To lose a friendship over this 1.00

00:34:55.080 fucking fickle bullshit. 1.00

00:34:57.900 Does it help to air all this stuff out? 1.00

00:35:00.860 You know, like behind the scenes

00:35:01.820 contracts and stuff, does it help anyone?

00:35:03.840 Or does it just hurt both sides?

00:35:05.400 He gave it all out. He said, I'm telling the truth.

00:35:06.700 No, I think that's what he's talking about.

00:35:10.140 Transparency is your friend here.

00:35:11.500 With anything contracts, contractual,

00:35:14.020 transparency is your friend.

00:35:15.220 That's what he said, too.

00:35:15.900 He said, I'm being truthful.

00:35:17.880 People say, oh, you can't talk about this.

00:35:19.900 No, he's like, I'm telling the truth.

00:35:21.540 Dave said on the show, I don't think that the deal was abnormally lopsided.

00:35:24.920 Dave said on the show last night that in year one, Alex made upwards of $500,000 and Sophia made around the same.

00:35:33.560 Those are massive.

00:35:34.820 Bonuses.

00:35:35.100 Those are bonuses on downloads.

00:35:37.500 What?

00:35:38.580 Are you saying the numbers are off?

00:35:39.940 I have sources that have told me that the numbers are on.

00:35:42.020 Do you know how much money they should be making?

00:35:44.160 That's neither here nor there.

00:35:45.440 Okay, okay.

00:35:45.780 You signed a contract.

00:35:47.140 You signed a contract.

00:35:48.640 Hey, hey, hey.

00:35:49.440 I'm just, hey.

00:35:50.060 We're just talking.

00:35:50.740 I get it.

00:35:51.340 I get it.

00:35:52.260 Oh, no, I get it.

00:35:52.960 You signed a contract.

00:35:53.680 You've got to honor that contract.

00:35:55.000 But unfortunately, it's really unfortunate.

00:35:59.140 It is.

00:36:00.100 But hold on.

00:36:00.920 He didn't.

00:36:01.520 When Dave signed it, he didn't know it was going to do what it did either.

00:36:06.060 He just so happened to do it.

00:36:07.540 Listen, I think that you talk to them.

00:36:12.320 And I think that you, and I'm guessing this, you put this seed in their mind.

00:36:20.140 You sabotaged the Call Her Daddy podcast in a way that drove more views to the Impulsive podcast.

00:36:27.660 And I want to be the first one to say this right now.

00:36:31.480 That was an incredible move.

00:36:33.680 I love it.

00:36:36.000 Check this out, bro.

00:36:38.340 David Dobrik stops vlogging.

00:36:39.940 I start vlogging

00:36:42.520 no YouTuber can move

00:36:46.700 merch

00:36:47.420 I relaunch mine

00:36:49.500 call our daddy's no longer a podcast

00:36:52.860 impulsive stays number one

00:36:54.840 I don't know bro

00:36:56.480 this game is chestnut checkers 0.99

00:36:57.680 it's fucking chestnut checkers bro 1.00

00:37:00.380 nah but I hope 0.99

00:37:01.820 they figure everything out obviously

00:37:03.780 they're good friends of ours and I hate

00:37:05.680 the fact that a friendship a real life

00:37:08.120 friendship because those girls love each other

00:37:09.620 may have been severed because of this.

00:37:12.060 Would or could, final note from me,

00:37:16.360 we've talked a lot about a female co-host.

00:37:20.320 Does a day come where we're sitting across from Alexandra Cooper,

00:37:24.280 Sophia Dates, big head man, person?

00:37:28.440 Yeah, it's my number one wish in the world, honestly.

00:37:31.800 Could you imagine that?

00:37:32.700 Thanks, guys.

00:37:33.520 Well, no, no, no, hold on a second.

00:37:35.140 Where am I going to sit in the corner?

00:37:36.340 No, that's Max's fault.

00:37:37.160 He excluded himself because no one said he wasn't going to be here.

00:37:39.620 You said sitting across from them.

00:37:40.880 Where am I sitting?

00:37:41.680 Across from us as well.

00:37:42.860 What are you talking about, man?

00:37:43.380 There's two seats.

00:37:44.080 You see, that is what just happened.

00:37:46.100 It was a prime example of pessimism.

00:37:48.780 You assumed we were going to remove you from the podcast?

00:37:51.140 That's on you.

00:37:51.800 I got to back him up.

00:37:52.120 That's on you for not valuing yourself enough to think that we can continue to have you on.

00:37:57.080 It's a full house, man.

00:37:58.220 We only got four mics.

00:38:00.160 Only one mic.

00:38:00.420 I'm not here all the time.

00:38:01.360 Jeff's not here all the time.

00:38:02.240 Nor is he blocking that camera all the time.

00:38:05.340 Was his shoulder just like halfway in?

00:38:06.960 um all right so what's good yeah i got something else yep shout out alex shout out sophia hope

00:38:16.020 that works out for sure also shout out stool president of course dude go he's gonna unbox

00:38:21.140 another 100 million dollars he made a million and a half today day trade david day trader

00:38:25.240 million and a half he crushed it actually that's so funny talking about a cure and a possible um

00:38:31.280 vaccine for covid have you heard of that whose barstool sports is doing the vaccine no that's

00:38:35.940 That's why the market went up.

00:38:37.460 This whole quarantine, man, we're all losing our minds.

00:38:40.440 Everyone's starting to question everything.

00:38:42.600 Everyone's seeing aliens.

00:38:43.940 There's not a single person I don't know who hasn't shook hands with an alien.

00:38:47.460 We've all done it.

00:38:49.060 Something's going on.

00:38:49.900 I don't know what it is, but I will get to the bottom of it.

00:38:51.720 You just left the other right hand when you shook the aliens' hand.

00:38:54.340 Right hand.

00:38:54.960 Oh, cool.

00:38:55.620 You want a double cheeseburger coming hot off the grill?

00:38:58.040 Another piece of beef that slid on the Skittle.

00:39:00.020 Here it is.

00:39:00.740 On the griddle today.

00:39:01.960 Here we go.

00:39:02.940 Jake Paul and KSR.

00:39:03.940 Let's go.

00:39:04.540 It just keeps going.

00:39:05.940 today. We can't get past all this murderous

00:39:08.120 Monday beef. Yeah, it's

00:39:09.900 strong, so

00:39:10.520 KSI been chirping. I have

00:39:14.000 kept this dude's name out of my mouth

00:39:15.720 for the past year because I knew,

00:39:17.820 again, we've said it so many times this episode,

00:39:20.100 Chestnut Checkers. I knew

00:39:21.840 if I kept his name out of my mouth,

00:39:23.920 he'd slowly start to

00:39:25.940 fall back into the ugly, dark,

00:39:28.060 deep pit of irrelevancy.

00:39:30.360 Boy, was I right. And it shows

00:39:31.860 in his views, both on his music videos and

00:39:33.900 the views on his second channel. There was a time where

00:39:35.860 He was making fun of me for barely being able to cross two million views.

00:39:39.620 And he can barely do it at this moment in time.

00:39:42.340 And I can understand and empathize that this whole YouTube wave is crests and troughs.

00:39:47.480 It goes ups and downs.

00:39:49.200 So at this particular moment in time, while I make these comments, there will be a time 0.77

00:39:52.920 where my views are down and KSI's are up. 0.90

00:39:55.320 This is life.

00:39:56.300 This is how it goes.

00:39:57.820 But I noticed that the day that I passed KSI and subscribers on his main channel, boy

00:40:04.740 starts running his mouth and i know him well enough now when i know something's coming from

00:40:09.600 a place of bitterness and envy rather than uh trolling or hatred or marketing whatever it is 0.99

00:40:17.340 and he said something on a live stream about me being a pussy and jake dodging the fight or 0.99

00:40:25.480 whatever it is and now jake's chirping right to get him to sign the contract is that what's 0.99

00:40:29.460 happening so i have a so jake wanted him to said sign the contract ksi said there is no contract 0.74

00:40:33.920 jake showed a contract i don't know what the fuck it was but he showed a booklet of probably similar 0.77

00:40:40.480 to the contract that we had ksi's sign oh ouch yeah well jake paul's music's not in yours so uh 0.86

00:40:46.240 yeah no no no you don't believe that you don't believe that does anyone does anyone know the

00:40:53.040 context of this so someone on maybe like omegle or something told ksi that jake's music is better 0.90

00:40:59.420 than him which also i find funny i'm sorry it's like uh fuck jake i love you but like

00:41:04.780 comparing ksi's music to jake's music is like uh looking at the two like pebbles on the ground 0.94

00:41:12.280 and being like oh they look similar oh ouch yeah well jake paul's music's down in yours so uh

00:41:17.800 yeah no no no you don't believe that you don't believe that so then jake calls him a lyrical

00:41:25.040 genius because by the way some would say this is uh the song of a generation

00:41:29.240 you don't know you don't know i don't know how much a woodcut you have no idea because i bet jj 0.97

00:41:47.080 knows anyways fuck jake presented him with a uh a contract when we flew to ksi in vegas the best 1.00

00:41:59.060 contract ever i go i go we need a contract you don't just write a fucking fight contract a 50 0.99

00:42:03.640 page fight contract so we like had a piece of paper that said like contract on it pull it up 0.95

00:42:08.920 this is the uh this is the equipment whatever this contract is uh that jake has

00:42:17.060 but

00:42:18.480 it looks like they're beef

00:42:20.420 I want that fight to happen

00:42:21.420 I'm here for it

00:42:23.140 I'd like that fight

00:42:25.940 I was going to ask you a question

00:42:27.800 I think it will happen

00:42:28.480 eventually

00:42:29.480 Jake thinks it will happen this year

00:42:31.920 I don't think it will

00:42:34.020 I think it will happen next year 2021

00:42:35.460 because also KSI is doing music

00:42:38.840 and fun fact

00:42:40.400 he's apparently releasing his album

00:42:42.160 on May 22nd

00:42:43.400 the same day we're dropping Maverick Cloth

00:42:44.920 that's an interesting juxtaposition

00:42:47.560 I don't really have

00:42:49.460 I don't really have many thoughts on any of this now because those are all my homies now 0.98

00:42:52.380 the sidemen

00:42:53.840 yeah yeah 1.00

00:42:54.460 I play video games with them and shit but 0.98

00:42:56.900 to be honest with you guys I don't even like beef at all 0.92

00:42:58.880 but I hope I wish you guys good luck with all your stuff

00:43:01.080 with our stuff

00:43:03.460 no no no just you know

00:43:05.100 which is all the fighting and the beef and stuff

00:43:07.040 I'm over here I'm on the Mac side dude

00:43:09.380 nah nah nah

00:43:10.120 I'm just kidding I mean it's interesting to me bro

00:43:13.060 it all is it's like

00:43:14.240 I don't know I feel almost like

00:43:16.760 I feel

00:43:19.140 almost like they might keep having that argument

00:43:21.080 and like keeping

00:43:23.080 people entertained

00:43:24.840 with this like back and forth like small talk 0.99

00:43:26.980 shit while somebody else is cooking up 0.99

00:43:29.060 something that makes all of that look 1.00

00:43:30.840 very

00:43:31.720 very small

00:43:34.200 you know we'll see

00:43:36.220 competition yeah how often do fighters just

00:43:39.040 yell at each other that was actually what you call an alley oop

00:43:41.120 but you guys cut my friend off

00:43:42.720 I mean, we can't say anything. 0.99

00:43:46.040 Well, I know, but I mean, you know, we could at least start making little hints on shit. 0.98

00:43:49.340 We're working on it, hopefully. 0.99

00:43:50.060 We're dropping seats.

00:43:51.080 I'm actually kind of over the, uh, send the contract talk.

00:43:55.160 Not just from Jake and KSI.

00:43:56.460 Every fighter currently is doing this.

00:43:59.460 Send the contract.

00:44:00.980 Stop ducking me.

00:44:02.120 I usually say that to you, too. 1.00

00:44:03.360 Shut up. 1.00

00:44:04.100 You say it to me because I hate fucking using DocuSign. 1.00

00:44:07.140 but like dude at what point do you just accept these are these are fighters we're talking about 0.97

00:44:13.740 no one's ducking anyone there's like a strategic way to to go about your fight career if you're a

00:44:20.280 legitimate fighter but jake's not ducking ksi ksi is not ducking jake it probably just doesn't fit

00:44:25.460 in their schedule currently it's business people look at it like i think it's a smart way to market

00:44:30.000 it as it as if like they're ducking to try to duck the fight but jj is gonna wait jj is the

00:44:34.840 champion. He's going to wait until it makes all

00:44:36.780 the sense in the world today. Here's why that's a problem.

00:44:39.780 No, I know that, and we could

00:44:40.840 say why it's a problem, but at the end of the day, he's the one

00:44:43.620 that has the trophy.

00:44:44.960 He's the one with the belt, so he calls the shots on it.

00:44:47.000 You know what I'm saying? Even if he wasn't the champion,

00:44:48.900 he could still say, I'm not fighting you.

00:44:51.280 That's true.

00:44:52.020 Yeah, for sure.

00:44:53.600 It's all a business thing. It just has to make sense.

00:44:56.880 Would you prefer...

00:44:58.160 Which line do you prefer? Do you prefer

00:45:00.140 sign the contract, or are you more

00:45:01.980 a fan of release the contract?

00:45:04.840 Which one of those did you like?

00:45:06.420 I like the way Tfue said it

00:45:08.060 when he said release the contract. 0.99

00:45:09.100 Release the fucking contract phase. 1.00

00:45:11.600 Release the fucking contract phase. 1.00

00:45:12.720 Here's the problem with what I was saying was 0.99

00:45:14.560 if I were Jake,

00:45:15.760 because he's still training every day,

00:45:18.060 if I were Jake,

00:45:18.680 I would take another fight.

00:45:20.220 I would completely...

00:45:21.480 Because similar to my mentality

00:45:23.760 with not saying KSI's name

00:45:25.520 in any of my stuff...

00:45:27.160 Bro, if Jake doesn't fight KSI? 0.96

00:45:30.400 Who the fuck is going to fight KSI? 0.98

00:45:32.840 No one's going to fight him. 0.98

00:45:34.360 there's no one else in the game 0.98

00:45:35.900 you have two YouTubers who are crazy enough

00:45:38.280 to devote their life 0.77

00:45:40.220 to becoming a full time boxer

00:45:42.240 and it's me and Jake

00:45:43.020 if you strip that away

00:45:44.540 hello Jake

00:45:47.440 Jake's coming on the next episode

00:45:49.000 but if you really wanted to put a punishment to him

00:45:51.920 stop, ignore him

00:45:53.500 get out, find someone else to fight

00:45:55.620 continue being the boxer you want to be and move on

00:45:57.840 that's what I'm doing

00:45:59.500 we found someone

00:46:00.780 Jake could find someone too

00:46:03.460 It's just like love

00:46:04.060 It's just like falling in love

00:46:04.920 You can find someone

00:46:05.500 That's perfect for you

00:46:06.480 To get in the ring with

00:46:08.060 What about Deji?

00:46:13.200 What about him?

00:46:14.040 He's a fighter

00:46:14.520 I like a rematch

00:46:15.200 Yeah but isn't he

00:46:15.780 Didn't he buy subs or something?

00:46:17.100 Well there's more beef

00:46:18.080 There's more beef to talk about

00:46:19.720 There's a lot of people out there

00:46:20.720 Saying that Deji's buying

00:46:21.840 Subs

00:46:22.340 K-sized brother 0.80

00:46:23.580 I never knew that was a thing 1.00

00:46:25.040 Subscribers

00:46:25.820 I always knew followers

00:46:26.780 But not subscribers

00:46:27.440 I feel bad for

00:46:28.140 Deji hits back

00:46:30.860 A YouTuber subscriber

00:46:32.480 botting accusations

00:46:33.700 so can you is that

00:46:35.960 people just buying everything now

00:46:38.140 see these make me nervous

00:46:39.740 we value your privacy

00:46:41.480 deny though deny it

00:46:43.620 no it sends you somewhere else

00:46:45.720 I'm not having that

00:46:47.200 because in the UK it's very serious

00:46:50.120 if you do or not accept the cookies 1.00

00:46:52.480 you want fucking cookies 1.00

00:46:53.780 you're going to take the cookies 1.00

00:46:56.940 or you're going to leave the site

00:46:58.180 so make a decision you want to find out about the botting

00:47:00.480 rumors about dead you or not 0.99

00:47:01.660 I really actually don't give a fuck 0.99

00:47:03.540 to be honest with you 0.99

00:47:04.920 and I don't want your cookies

00:47:06.040 and I don't want your cookies either

00:47:07.800 I'm on a diet

00:47:08.520 I'm so sorry

00:47:10.180 no I'm not

00:47:11.720 guys I've been trying to stop Mike

00:47:13.020 from eating past 10pm

00:47:14.020 every single night

00:47:14.800 I witness it

00:47:15.600 it's a problem

00:47:16.280 why do you do that

00:47:17.320 why do you work out also

00:47:19.060 and do that

00:47:19.400 I don't get it

00:47:20.140 Mike eats salads all day

00:47:22.060 and then at night

00:47:22.840 he stuffs his face full of Oreos

00:47:24.780 and cookies

00:47:25.320 and s'mores

00:47:26.340 it's bad

00:47:26.900 all these things

00:47:27.640 it's really bad

00:47:28.300 it's a problem

00:47:30.860 it's a bad habit and every night i see him i say hey mike i just want to let you know that you're

00:47:35.520 eating and you know that eating right now right before you go to bed after you worked out and

00:47:39.860 all these great things for your health today is not helping you and he looks at me deadpan he goes

00:47:44.060 yeah because you want to know why he's the equivalent of that website he's like do you

00:47:51.760 want to eat the cookies and i'm like and i select yes i do because i want to see because in this

00:47:56.800 bots of deji because in this yes in this situation if i choose yes to the cookies i don't get to see

00:48:02.920 the bots of deji i get a warm yummy cookie in my mouth and they're delicious and i go to bed with 0.99

00:48:08.280 my belly full and you know what guess what here's guess fucking what i already got a fucking chick 0.99

00:48:12.700 i got a great book i got everything i fucking want so you know what i'm gonna get this pot 0.99

00:48:16.900 belly stomach i'm gonna run the dad bod portion of this fucking hemisphere all right why don't 0.99

00:48:21.820 you flip it around why don't you i can't flip jeff i got broken legs eat the cookies in the 0.99

00:48:27.520 morning and the salad in the water at night that so that's a good plan that's a great plan you're

00:48:32.840 absolutely right i don't know what it is and by the way like we're sitting here and everyone's 0.91

00:48:36.480 asking me this question but everybody at home knows about the fucking the carbs at night 0.82

00:48:40.220 everybody the best are you kidding it's the best we're all acting we're all acting innocent what 0.98

00:48:44.400 he's not what he's not pointing out is you know i've been next to you every night you've been

00:48:47.700 doing this. Eating them cookies with me.

00:48:49.940 Did you instruct him

00:48:51.760 to tell you that? Because you instructed

00:48:53.720 your girlfriend to tell you not to eat

00:48:55.640 a night. Not like him particularly, but he knows

00:48:57.720 that it's important to me that I start pulling it together.

00:48:59.900 COVID's going to end. We're going to have to get back to the

00:49:01.700 beaches soon. I already got this terrible rash.

00:49:04.300 Like that's, you know.

00:49:05.620 And like I want to pull it together.

00:49:07.600 I don't want to look like that man said

00:49:09.780 a misplaced piece of lasagna.

00:49:12.020 What did he call me? Sadly, I've read

00:49:13.700 it. Oh yeah. Remember that?

00:49:15.260 He said

00:49:16.420 your body is shaped like a lasagna 0.93

00:49:20.100 your fat proportion 0.96

00:49:21.560 outdoes the per capita income in third world

00:49:24.020 countries. That was fucked up. 0.99

00:49:26.180 But creative. 0.99

00:49:27.920 Creative and hopefully helps.

00:49:29.760 Dude I mean what am I going to do

00:49:31.860 bro? You know what I'm saying? Like I'm fucking crying

00:49:33.900 on the inside. Read somewhere where sugar is the 0.99

00:49:35.900 most addictive drug there is.

00:49:37.700 Oh yeah. I'm an addict for cookies dude.

00:49:41.140 Caffeine's pretty gnarly.

00:49:42.200 I said sugar number one.

00:49:44.160 Number one addictive.

00:49:45.300 I'm not searching that

00:49:47.440 I'm looking at what else

00:49:48.100 Is going on as well

00:49:48.800 I'm just saying

00:49:49.740 Coming from that world

00:49:51.540 Bro caffeine

00:49:52.640 I can speak on it

00:49:53.800 Caffeine

00:49:54.400 I did not take

00:49:56.880 A sip of coffee

00:49:58.000 Forever

00:49:59.700 Until I was

00:50:00.540 23 probably

00:50:02.080 Nice

00:50:02.620 And now I drink it

00:50:04.240 Every morning

00:50:04.720 I love coffee

00:50:06.340 That's like the

00:50:07.600 You start drinking it

00:50:08.500 And your body

00:50:08.840 Becomes dependent on it

00:50:09.800 You know

00:50:10.140 You get headaches

00:50:10.740 Guys I'm gonna give you

00:50:12.240 The quick rundown of it

00:50:13.180 The easiest way to answer it

00:50:14.160 I say a lot of things 0.76

00:50:15.040 I say I want abs and shit like that, dude, but, like, I stopped smoking crack, dude. 0.86

00:50:20.160 Okay? 0.99

00:50:20.560 Like, I don't give a fuck if I eat cookies. 1.00

00:50:22.040 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:50:23.260 I don't give a fuck, dude. 1.00

00:50:25.100 I'm going to eat the cookie. 1.00

00:50:26.020 But you don't have that determination.

00:50:26.700 You could do the not eat at 8 past 10 p.m.

00:50:28.060 And understand what the rest of my day looks like, bro.

00:50:31.840 Like, I'm going through it. 0.99

00:50:32.600 I'm killing it in every fucking vertical. 1.00

00:50:34.340 We all are. 1.00

00:50:35.160 And I get to the end of the day, and I want a fucking cookie, dude. 1.00

00:50:37.980 Let me eat my fucking cookie. 1.00

00:50:39.520 All right, so how about you go run a race? 1.00

00:50:41.680 I have a lot of cookies.

00:50:42.720 Having a girlfriend helps.

00:50:45.040 What do you mean it helps? It makes it worse 0.98

00:50:47.660 Now I don't have to impress any chicks 0.97

00:50:49.140 I got a girlfriend that grabs my fat and says you're so cuddly 0.98

00:50:51.640 Yeah 0.78

00:50:52.000 Wow, although I didn't know that

00:50:54.780 She's like, you're so cute

00:50:56.500 She's telling you to not eat and then she's also telling you that you're cute

00:50:59.360 Yo, again though, we're back, I'm back

00:51:01.200 Chestnut checkers 0.61

00:51:02.400 Is Amar keeping Mike fat so other girls won't pay attention? 0.99

00:51:06.340 That's a classic 1.00

00:51:07.080 That's a smart girl

00:51:07.740 She's the smartest dude, obviously

00:51:09.960 She schemes sometimes and that is a strategy

00:51:13.080 I would employ

00:51:13.840 She's a scheming schemer, bro.

00:51:15.460 But it always works out for me in the end.

00:51:19.160 Oh, by the way, can we talk about traveling?

00:51:21.920 She wants to go to Miami next week.

00:51:23.500 Can I go to Miami?

00:51:25.300 Physically, you can.

00:51:27.480 Why would you do that?

00:51:28.640 You're allowed.

00:51:29.400 It's just been something that's asked of me.

00:51:30.900 Hey, we've been stuck with us.

00:51:31.820 Are the beaches open?

00:51:33.200 She's got some sort of agenda.

00:51:34.500 What'd she want to do next?

00:51:34.960 She wants to spend time with her boyfriend?

00:51:36.280 In Miami?

00:51:36.920 There's a better place to spend time.

00:51:38.000 No, she wants to go to a beach.

00:51:39.360 You've got beaches.

00:51:40.180 You're in California.

00:51:41.020 She hates the West Coast beaches.

00:51:42.280 She said they're dirty.

00:51:43.140 Not all of them.

00:51:43.560 Go to Huntington, go to-

00:51:44.760 No, but listen, no matter what beach you tell me on the coast of California, it's not even

00:51:48.720 the best.

00:51:49.220 It's just accessible, and it's 50 times better than California.

00:51:52.560 Warmer, beautiful, crystal, it's the best.

00:51:54.320 I happen to prefer California beaches, because I like all the stuff that goes around them, 0.99

00:51:57.160 the little taco shops where I go to stuff my face, like all that shit, the surfing. 0.98

00:52:01.780 But let's be honest, you go in ankles deep, you can't see your feet in California water. 0.99

00:52:07.180 When you go to Miami, you at least can see a little bit more, and then you go to the

00:52:10.360 Grand Caymans, and it keeps going from there.

00:52:11.900 It's beautiful.

00:52:12.180 And before you know it, you could see through the water from 30,000 feet

00:52:16.100 when the water's married at a trench level.

00:52:18.720 I'd be there if my girlfriend was pregnant. 0.99

00:52:20.860 Congrats on that, by the way.

00:52:21.920 It's coming up, eh, Jeff?

00:52:22.720 You're going to be a dad soon.

00:52:23.440 July 4th.

00:52:24.100 So how many months is that?

00:52:25.000 I can't do math.

00:52:25.500 Seven weeks.

00:52:26.780 Seven weeks?

00:52:29.400 Are you ready?

00:52:30.440 As ready as I can be.

00:52:31.800 Are you sure?

00:52:32.880 Is there anything we can do now to change it?

00:52:34.960 What should I do?

00:52:36.320 I don't know.

00:52:37.340 You have four dudes.

00:52:38.680 Danny, please help.

00:52:39.920 Oh, I can't help.

00:52:40.940 She can't help either?

00:52:41.580 Jeff's been hiking with a weighted vest lately.

00:52:44.860 Just got it, 25 pounds.

00:52:46.800 You planning your baby being 25 pounds out the womb? 0.70

00:52:49.320 Eventually. 0.96

00:52:49.900 Oh, okay.

00:52:50.420 But he started having, you know.

00:52:51.820 It's not that bad.

00:52:52.620 Have you been reading books?

00:52:53.680 My dad read parenting books before he had his bib.

00:52:55.620 We just got a couple books.

00:52:57.200 Yep.

00:52:57.620 Her mom was like, you got to read this book.

00:52:59.460 We're like, oh, God.

00:53:00.040 That's what I'm telling you.

00:53:00.940 It's crazy.

00:53:01.160 Would you surely learn something?

00:53:02.960 YouTube's.

00:53:04.620 Cocoa Mellon.

00:53:05.820 Cocoa Mellon.

00:53:06.500 Do you want any options?

00:53:09.100 I feel like it's just you learn on the job.

00:53:12.180 It's not something you're like, yes, you practice for.

00:53:14.860 Luckily, she's been around him for a lot.

00:53:16.620 But it's just something where it's like, okay, what do I do in this moment?

00:53:20.580 I'm going to be as present as possible and figure this out.

00:53:23.180 Your kid comes to you.

00:53:25.140 At what age?

00:53:25.920 Twelve. 1.00

00:53:27.420 He's fucked up, Jeff. 0.99

00:53:29.260 In what way? 1.00

00:53:29.880 Drunk.

00:53:31.460 Drunk.

00:53:32.240 Whoa.

00:53:32.720 What do you do?

00:53:35.880 I think you wait for him to sober up and give him some water.

00:53:39.100 wrong answer

00:53:40.460 what do you do

00:53:41.340 wrong answer

00:53:41.760 no repercussions

00:53:42.520 no consequences

00:53:43.340 at the moment not

00:53:44.540 you walk up to him

00:53:46.660 and you say

00:53:47.100 let me talk to you

00:53:48.980 about something kid

00:53:49.580 your cup's looking

00:53:51.600 a little empty

00:53:52.060 you want a refill 0.99

00:53:52.840 that's fucked up 0.99

00:53:54.660 that's fucked up 1.00

00:53:55.220 because he's 12 0.99

00:53:56.020 because he's 12

00:53:56.640 the real answer is

00:53:58.140 you walk up to him

00:53:58.720 and say

00:53:59.020 what's up kid

00:53:59.920 your cup's looking

00:54:01.220 a little empty

00:54:01.820 so is mine

00:54:02.840 pour him up

00:54:04.380 let's go 1.00

00:54:04.720 let's get fucked up 1.00

00:54:05.540 y'all are terrible 1.00

00:54:07.440 that's what my dad 0.98

00:54:08.280 would do to me

00:54:08.920 I have not thought that far.

00:54:10.220 Did you baby-proof the house yet? 0.96

00:54:11.540 No.

00:54:11.620 Put little things in the plug?

00:54:12.680 So he could still get at the hydrochloric acid?

00:54:14.360 I think that's like crawling stage.

00:54:16.180 This is like the baby just lays there.

00:54:18.900 And I've heard it.

00:54:19.500 I actually got some parenting advice from Greg Paul.

00:54:23.560 Oh, that's a solid one.

00:54:24.960 On the ranch.

00:54:25.800 Careful.

00:54:26.280 On the ranch.

00:54:26.660 Careful.

00:54:27.000 Well, you take tad bits and then you throw away some and then you take some in.

00:54:31.120 The tad bits are the combination of tidbits and tadpoles.

00:54:33.760 Okay.

00:54:34.400 They're brand new.

00:54:35.420 Are they dad bits?

00:54:35.900 Tad bits.

00:54:36.420 Wow.

00:54:36.900 Wow.

00:54:37.280 They're dad bits.

00:54:37.980 Tidbits from a dad.

00:54:38.640 tidbits for dads

00:54:39.920 he gave some good ones

00:54:42.300 I think that he's got some good parent advice

00:54:45.280 what is an example

00:54:46.740 the example was he's like don't feel

00:54:49.140 bad if you don't have a major connection in the

00:54:51.160 beginning he's like with the baby

00:54:52.860 it takes a while no the woman is like 0.99

00:54:54.920 it's this baby and I just got no chemistry 0.93

00:54:57.300 no he goes the woman is like you know 0.99

00:54:59.180 has it there for nine months it's

00:55:01.220 you know already attached it's gonna be attached

00:55:03.160 forever but he's like it wasn't until like

00:55:05.160 Logan or Jake made an actual

00:55:07.220 reaction to something i said to them that recognized that we're on the same wavelength

00:55:12.720 and that was when he's like yo it changed forever so he told this to one of his friends previous

00:55:18.200 and he was like it happened greg i called thank god you called and told me this because

00:55:23.560 i literally would have thought like possibly i'm a bad dad or a parent we were the relationship

00:55:29.360 starts to feel uh reciprocated father son type real not just guy baby correct because you're

00:55:35.100 gonna be guy baby for a while that's what he said i'm gonna draw a crazy parallel here because i

00:55:38.800 just had this happen in my relationship she did something first thing i was like it you know i

00:55:45.540 got a little salty about something she did you call her by she my girlfriend oh there's some 0.99

00:55:51.220 some some things i don't fully exploit you know nice anyways bitch exploit your life 0.99

00:55:58.100 So anyways, explore your life like the rest of us. 0.99

00:56:00.320 Yeah, you can learn about it in the VIP section.

00:56:02.920 It's a full write-up. 0.98

00:56:03.900 Whoa, I'm going to exploit the shit on my relationship in our Maverick VIP program. 0.99

00:56:07.500 That'd be great. 0.99

00:56:08.180 That's actually good.

00:56:08.760 No, I'm just kidding.

00:56:09.720 All you have to do is subscribe.

00:56:12.180 So, yeah, she did something.

00:56:13.580 And for the first time, apparently, I showed her attention in a way of like,

00:56:18.780 yo, I care about you and I'm fighting for you.

00:56:20.680 And what you did made me upset for the first time.

00:56:23.600 This may come as a surprise to you, people,

00:56:25.460 but sometimes I don't always show all of my emotions.

00:56:28.100 and and apparently there was no uh demonstration of true desire yet in in our relation and mind

00:56:38.640 you it's fresh it's like two and a half weeks yeah and i expressed her i was like hey i this

00:56:42.660 is how i feel about that i didn't really like it i care for you and uh i i would prefer if you just

00:56:50.380 better communication was the solution here but it made her feel really good about our relationship

00:56:56.640 in general because there was a uh there was it was an example of like truly how I feel about

00:57:04.820 her when before there was none and and so I told her I was like hey I I don't want I understand

00:57:10.620 that like me uh you getting a reaction out of me in this way and me expressing my desire

00:57:15.320 as a boyfriend to have you is nice but let's not make this a thing where if I'm not giving

00:57:20.260 you enough attention do not lash out so you'll evoke a reaction that makes you feel good and

00:57:24.880 she goes totally get it never would

00:57:26.900 but but I'm glad

00:57:28.780 you said it and so maybe

00:57:30.640 unlike you Mike

00:57:32.320 we are very good at communicating

00:57:34.580 yeah

00:57:36.360 but you you're you you're

00:57:39.020 no you're good at it and what

00:57:40.880 just communicating with talking with your

00:57:42.960 girl yeah you guys just getting tips a lot

00:57:45.060 oh yeah we're tiffed out dude

00:57:46.740 at what point her name should be

00:57:48.960 Tiffany I mean I mean

00:57:50.840 the thing about ours is our

00:57:51.960 our tiffs are

00:57:53.720 They're like an old bickering couple

00:57:57.560 You know what I'm saying

00:57:58.240 We're so locked in now

00:57:59.980 We've gotten to that point

00:58:00.840 Because we're over that

00:58:01.760 Whatever amount month hump

00:58:04.000 We're like a bickering old couple

00:58:05.920 She's like

00:58:07.560 Bring me a coffee 1.00

00:58:09.000 I'm like get your own fucking coffee 1.00

00:58:10.580 And she's like 1.00

00:58:11.420 Well what the fuck 1.00

00:58:12.520 I bought you a billboard 1.00

00:58:13.700 And I'm like well fuck you 1.00

00:58:15.160 And then sometimes 1.00

00:58:16.580 She's like well you know what 1.00

00:58:17.320 Fuck you then leave 1.00

00:58:18.340 And I'm like alright 1.00

00:58:18.800 Well fuck you I'm out 1.00

00:58:19.940 And then we're like 1.00

00:58:21.500 Like eight hours goes by

00:58:23.040 She calls me

00:58:23.500 And she's like, hey, baby.

00:58:25.240 And I'm like, hey, what's up?

00:58:27.360 I got you that coffee.

00:58:29.020 I know.

00:58:29.420 You probably still don't want it.

00:58:30.600 Now it's cold.

00:58:31.720 And she's like, yeah.

00:58:35.200 And I was going to take the billboard down, but I still love you.

00:58:40.160 And we're at that moment.

00:58:42.180 Because listen, the situation with our relationship is like, we're locked into each other.

00:58:48.680 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:58:49.140 It's like, there's no other girls.

00:58:51.300 There's no other guy.

00:58:52.020 Like, it's just us.

00:58:53.500 So if we don't, yeah, it feels supportive, nice.

00:58:56.880 Like if it doesn't work out with us, then that's a big thing because we, we've put a

00:59:00.100 lot into it, you know, and through some troubling times, through some troubling times, we've

00:59:04.160 been up against a lot, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:59:06.240 And, and fucking cheating scandals and obviously her past and my past and all this bullshit. 0.99

00:59:10.680 And to be here, like standing on top of the mountain, looking down at the trail of destruction 0.99

00:59:15.240 that we've left behind, you know, and all the coffees I didn't get, it feels good.

00:59:19.920 It feels good.

00:59:20.480 Times are, times are good.

00:59:21.540 And, uh, she's great in the content.

00:59:23.200 she crushes it on Logan stuff

00:59:24.820 she crushed it on my channel

00:59:26.060 and they couldn't ask for her to be any better there

00:59:27.940 I think for the launch of Maverick on Friday

00:59:32.560 because the video that I promoted his book in

00:59:35.640 got 8.8 million views

00:59:37.400 thumbnail entitled was

00:59:39.860 asking Lana Rhodes for $10,000

00:59:41.320 I will say this

00:59:42.600 and I think a lot of people watching this already know it

00:59:45.920 but I don't know that there's another girl

00:59:48.080 in the atmosphere right now 0.99

00:59:50.000 that has the fucking pull that she does 0.99

00:59:51.340 not a single one 0.99

00:59:52.120 not even close

00:59:52.920 is mind-blowing like she has two she gets two to three million views on her stories and 1.6

01:00:03.260 million of those people will take an act of the desired action it's 50 60 70 percent conversion

01:00:09.280 i've never in my life as a brand marketer or influencer ever seen anything like it it is

01:00:15.140 mind-blowing dude it's fat it's fascinating so i asked him i would love to know the kardashians

01:00:19.940 numbers you can see i mean look at their look at their ratio uh some of them are stronger than

01:00:25.120 others that we're putting her in that level of let's see ratio ratio wise she's a lot of line

01:00:31.300 is probably probably above them amazing but i asked mike i i'm like yo we're dropping maverick

01:00:35.780 friday can i clickbait your girlfriend because i know i know that video will give views like

01:00:40.860 again this shit's all marketing and like the video promoting his book got 8.8 million views 0.98

01:00:47.540 that is insane 1.00

01:00:48.560 that is insane

01:00:50.400 so I think we're gonna do

01:00:51.520 a segment called

01:00:52.180 her real name's

01:00:53.300 her real name's Amara

01:00:54.860 and Matt came up

01:00:56.660 with this idea actually

01:00:57.500 brilliant idea

01:00:58.700 I'll say

01:00:59.160 we're gonna introduce

01:01:01.380 you guys to

01:01:02.220 ASMR

01:01:03.200 that is amazing

01:01:05.180 bro

01:01:05.520 Lana Rhodes

01:01:06.900 doing ASMR

01:01:07.900 it's unfortunate

01:01:08.920 cause we can't

01:01:09.520 call it ASM Lana

01:01:10.600 we're gonna have to

01:01:11.520 use her real name

01:01:12.120 but I'll just

01:01:13.380 I'll call it like

01:01:14.040 I made Lana Rhodes

01:01:14.780 do ASMR

01:01:15.200 I haven't even talked

01:01:16.500 to her about this yet

01:01:17.200 But I asked Mike, and he said she's cool with it.

01:01:19.400 So are you her pimp?

01:01:21.900 Jeffrey.

01:01:22.740 Yes, I am.

01:01:25.640 Jeffrey.

01:01:26.520 Or her business partner.

01:01:28.180 Manager, partner.

01:01:29.640 Bro, it's just wild.

01:01:30.920 It's just such a wild...

01:01:32.600 I almost want to start writing a second book on this.

01:01:35.360 It's crazy.

01:01:36.320 Wow, relationship books now.

01:01:38.580 All right, I'm not going to do that, guys.

01:01:39.760 I'm not writing a book on relationships.

01:01:40.940 I definitely can't.

01:01:41.700 I'm not qualified to do that.

01:01:42.600 Say what's happening for Entourage 2.

01:01:45.840 Oh, yeah, we're going to write that.

01:01:47.200 That's going to be incredible. 0.97

01:01:48.080 I can't fucking wait, dude. 0.99

01:01:50.620 Wild. 0.99

01:01:51.600 Wild.

01:01:52.600 There's a lot of things behind the scenes.

01:01:54.120 Logan said that today's incident was Entourage 2 writing.

01:01:58.500 Tell me it's not.

01:01:59.260 Tell me it's not.

01:01:59.700 Oh, yeah.

01:02:00.300 Absolutely.

01:02:00.580 We have so many.

01:02:01.820 This particular one, though, is phenomenal.

01:02:04.300 I stood on a chair when I said it.

01:02:06.220 Man, I can't wait until a decade from now we can really talk about what goes on in this 0.98

01:02:11.280 fucking insane world that we live in. 0.97

01:02:13.160 We're actually doing it. 0.99

01:02:14.160 You're going to be writing a vlog, but it's a blog.

01:02:17.200 We're going backwards in the VIP section.

01:02:19.640 Every week, you're going to write a blog post.

01:02:21.780 Oh, a blog post, you say, huh?

01:02:23.400 Hey, I got a little update, by the way.

01:02:25.220 Dublé Donnis. 0.99

01:02:27.180 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:02:28.020 Dublé Dennis. 1.00

01:02:28.820 Dublin Dones.

01:02:29.520 Yep.

01:02:29.880 He has just called out John Jones now.

01:02:33.260 I mean, this is a very- 1.00

01:02:34.180 Cut the shit! 1.00

01:02:35.100 I know. 1.00

01:02:36.060 That's where I put my foot down.

01:02:37.320 I get it.

01:02:37.820 I get it, but it's another situation of 6'9".

01:02:41.160 He is-

01:02:42.200 Trump, Dylan Dennis, 6'9". 1.00

01:02:44.640 Put him in a submarine and send him into the ocean because these three are master trolls. 0.96

01:02:50.100 He said that Dylan Dennis on Twitter, Dylan Dennis said, John Jones was talking about people wanting to see him fall. 1.00

01:02:56.940 And Dylan Dennis said, shut up, you twat. 0.99

01:02:58.560 I showed up at your gym and you hid under a cage for eight hours. 1.00

01:03:01.500 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:03:02.440 Look at you. 1.00

01:03:03.620 You are in no position to be saying these things.

01:03:07.380 To John Jones.

01:03:07.940 Why is Dobrik in a picture with him?

01:03:10.500 I think they're going to fight.

01:03:11.440 He a fanboy.

01:03:12.060 Dylan waits in line to get pictures with the influencers

01:03:14.600 and then post them on his Instagram for a club. 1.00

01:03:16.520 This is like waiting outside of a club type shit. 0.99

01:03:19.680 You ain't boys. 1.00

01:03:20.400 You ain't cool. 1.00

01:03:21.080 Get the fuck out. 1.00

01:03:22.320 David looks so scared. 0.99

01:03:23.560 Update.

01:03:24.200 Update.

01:03:24.860 Bread batch is back at it.

01:03:26.120 They're taking a break from 6-9.

01:03:27.540 I can't believe it.

01:03:28.480 Just Mial is taking a break.

01:03:30.420 What do you say?

01:03:31.280 Eddie Hearn.

01:03:33.100 Eight minutes ago this was posted.

01:03:34.560 Eddie Hearn saying KSI versus Jake Paul on the back burners

01:03:40.360 and no discussion.

01:03:42.060 No discussion about the fight at the moment.

01:03:46.980 Wow.

01:03:48.160 Eddie Hertz is KSI V.

01:03:49.320 Jake Paul.

01:03:49.800 I'm back burners and no discussion about fight at the moment.

01:03:52.000 I just said what you said.

01:03:52.820 So the contract is fake?

01:03:54.160 So the contract is fake?

01:03:55.420 So you're telling me the contract Jake put in his Instagram story has no value and validity?

01:04:01.100 Impossible.

01:04:02.180 Improbable.

01:04:02.720 It's amazing what can transpire.

01:04:04.180 Impeccable.

01:04:04.740 Impotent.

01:04:05.440 James Charles has posted a video where he wonders why he's still single.

01:04:10.360 You're just reading.

01:04:11.080 The bread batch.

01:04:12.020 What a great influencer.

01:04:12.880 Oh, look at that one.

01:04:13.060 Bottom right corner.

01:04:15.020 Logan Paul Show's Maverick clothing brand.

01:04:16.860 Those pictures are awesome.

01:04:18.600 Yeah, Mac took the photos.

01:04:19.780 This is going to be big. 0.99

01:04:20.660 It's a big fucking week. 0.98

01:04:21.640 Thanks for listening to us here. 0.99

01:04:22.480 I'm Paul.

01:04:22.820 So we love you.

01:04:24.060 Subscribe.

01:04:24.960 And that's it.

01:04:26.260 All right.

01:04:27.560 Lisa, tell them about our new show.

01:04:30.020 We have a new podcast.

01:04:31.380 It's called Don't Lie to Me.

01:04:32.520 I'm Lexi Iwano.

01:04:33.920 We're two best friends, 22 years apart, but so close at heart.

01:04:38.120 And I'm Lisa DiGiulio, the old one,

01:04:40.080 which means we have wildly different references,

01:04:42.520 occasionally different opinions.

01:04:43.940 And at this point in my fifties, I've lived it all.

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01:05:10.580 Ooh, I scammed them.

01:05:11.760 What?

01:05:12.220 I could talk to you for an hour.

01:05:13.760 You're a generational yapper, like me.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 19, 2020

E185 Ariana Grande Blocked Logan Paul & Barstool Called Their Daddy - IMPAULSIVE EP. 185

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