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00:02:12.360 There's a saying that goes like this.

00:02:15.900 It's great minds discuss ideas.

00:02:18.860 Average minds discuss events.

00:02:20.900 Small minds discuss people.

00:02:22.780 And this episode's purely about people.

00:02:24.720 So like when we do these episodes

00:02:27.340 Where we just talk about people

00:02:28.760 I wonder, I wonder

00:02:29.980 Am I a small minded man?

00:02:39.120 The very last episode we had on this show

00:02:41.540 On the impulsive show

00:02:42.460 Was about beef

00:02:43.240 And I don't like talking about beef

00:02:45.380 I like love, I like unity

00:02:47.280 I like working together as a community

00:02:48.900 Unity, community

00:02:50.160 Guess what today's show is about? 1.00

00:02:53.320 Just shit show 1.00

00:02:54.240 beef beef more fucking beef bro here we are welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast 1.00

00:02:58.780 in the world although i found out we might not be it's i can't believe it um joe rogan sold 0.99

00:03:04.920 uh his podcast the joe rogan experience exclusively to spotify for i guessed before i

00:03:11.000 heard the numbers i said 100 million plus and it turns out it turns out joe rogan did indeed do

00:03:18.500 a hundred million dollar plus deal with spotify hey congrats man hey congrats joe rogan he's

00:03:23.420 really high thank you he is really high most times yeah is he though or is it or is it

00:03:30.620 no i think so that dude smokes weed but how can you get that high and still be as productive and

00:03:35.320 accomplished as joe rogan like some people smoke weed and do things differently than you do you

00:03:39.740 have brain shut off he's just got like let's rock so he gets wired in when he smokes is that a

00:03:45.260 genetic thing like why when i smoke do i become a useless sack of flesh experience

00:03:48.980 really yeah length of time smoking for sure so everyone you're saying everyone grow goes through

00:03:54.620 that like sloth phase it's not even a yes but it's not even that it's more so uh the weed having an

00:04:00.080 immense effect on you i think as you go on and you've smoked for 10 20 years you you smoke a

00:04:04.680 joint and you're you just you're you it doesn't even do anything a functioning pothead it's it's

00:04:11.580 Like a functioning alcoholic, it becomes so normalized in your daily life that it's just you.

00:04:17.580 I'm not willing to smoke for that long, dude. 0.98

00:04:19.940 I'm really acknowledging and adopting this phase that I'm in, and I'm okay with it, but I'm going to cut the shit probably when I maybe start training again. 0.95

00:04:30.720 Maybe I won't. 0.98

00:04:31.740 Think about it.

00:04:32.220 Joe just sold his podcast, man.

00:04:33.420 He did pretty well.

00:04:34.140 He's been smoking weed for a long time.

00:04:35.720 Correlation.

00:04:36.340 See, that's what I don't want to happen.

00:04:38.340 I don't want me to be like, well, he smokes weed and he was successful.

00:04:42.440 So it works for me.

00:04:43.540 And for anyone listening or like who's a fan of Joe Rogan or even even this show and hearing

00:04:47.760 me talk about smoking weed, like just monitor what it does to you, please.

00:04:52.260 And make sure it's legal in your state, too.

00:04:53.980 The last thing we want to do is break any laws.

00:04:56.860 It's different for everybody, though.

00:04:58.220 You're absolutely right.

00:04:58.880 Some people I remember hearing Pete Davidson like he needed weed to do SNL.

00:05:04.540 He needed it, bro.

00:05:05.620 Really?

00:05:05.980 Because it calmed his anxiety attacks. 0.99

00:05:07.640 He had severe anxiety, I think, or some shit. 0.98

00:05:10.160 Maybe I'm making all this up. 1.00

00:05:11.180 Who the fuck knows? 0.97

00:05:12.200 But a part of me believes that what I'm saying is absolutely credible. 0.99

00:05:15.520 And it's opposite for some other people.

00:05:17.000 And it's opposite for some other people.

00:05:18.500 It infuriates the anxiety.

00:05:20.080 Freaks them out.

00:05:20.780 There's a saying that goes like this.

00:05:24.260 It's great minds discuss ideas.

00:05:27.220 Average minds discuss events.

00:05:29.260 Small minds discuss people.

00:05:31.160 And this episode's purely about people.

00:05:34.060 So when we do these episodes where we just talk about people,

00:05:37.120 I wonder, I wonder, am I a small-minded man?

00:05:41.180 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:05:42.700 Is it small-minded or you turn into, you get smaller physically?

00:05:46.360 I have shrunk.

00:05:47.380 Is that?

00:05:48.160 By an inch.

00:05:48.800 Your doctor said you're losing weight too.

00:05:50.480 You're turning into a bottle. 0.95

00:05:51.260 Dog, yo, so that makes me mad. 0.98

00:05:54.180 That makes me mad. 0.99

00:05:55.120 The nurse comes in.

00:05:55.780 She goes, have you lost weight?

00:05:57.080 I go, yeah.

00:05:58.480 She goes, yeah, you look a little skinnier on your face.

00:06:00.740 I'm like, okay, cool.

00:06:02.500 And then the doc comes in.

00:06:03.460 He goes, have you lost weight?

00:06:04.880 One was fine.

00:06:05.760 two for two got me upset

00:06:07.500 like now

00:06:08.160 now you've attacked

00:06:08.960 my masculinity

00:06:09.680 how much you lose

00:06:10.320 10 pounds

00:06:11.800 man

00:06:12.320 come on

00:06:13.040 people would be dying

00:06:13.880 to lose 10 pounds

00:06:14.380 but not good 10 pounds

00:06:15.620 all muscle

00:06:16.460 my muscle's gone

00:06:17.300 I'm a sack of sticks 0.99

00:06:18.580 you're wasting away 0.97

00:06:19.380 I am 0.56

00:06:20.100 K's gotta feed you more man 0.61

00:06:21.140 is it that

00:06:21.840 or do I just gotta eat more

00:06:22.800 honestly

00:06:23.420 honestly

00:06:23.980 doing a little full circle here

00:06:25.780 that's probably why

00:06:26.440 I smoke weed a little bit

00:06:27.940 cause I know when I smoke

00:06:28.880 dog

00:06:29.200 I'm a vacuum

00:06:30.800 are you trying to gain weight though

00:06:31.880 garbage disposal

00:06:32.400 yeah dude

00:06:33.100 why

00:06:33.440 cause I'm

00:06:34.080 i feel my face just sinking into itself you don't look bad i mean you don't look great

00:06:39.700 no i'm just kidding how do i look man you look fine yeah he does you look handsome the back of

00:06:45.100 his head is oh that's atrocious you need to fix that real fast but all right let's get into it

00:06:49.300 quickly hold on do you want to say this p davidson has crohn's disease which is obviously a chronic

00:06:53.960 inflammatory bowel disorder obviously as well as a as well as borderline personality disorder and

00:07:00.120 In 2016, he went to rehab because he was smoking a lot of weed.

00:07:03.420 He said, there was no way I could stop smoking.

00:07:06.220 I was like, somebody has to put me in a house where there's literally nothing.

00:07:08.880 And that's why I went to rehab.

00:07:10.260 But for certain people, different strokes for different folks.

00:07:13.660 I say it a lot.

00:07:14.280 But let's talk about people wanting to kill each other online now.

00:07:16.780 Okay, so it's happening.

00:07:17.820 We're back to the beef.

00:07:19.020 Why won't it end?

00:07:20.260 It's a toxic week on social media.

00:07:23.520 And I think this quarantine is driving people crazy.

00:07:26.720 How can it not?

00:07:28.280 You're forcing folks to stay inside their home,

00:07:30.620 and now everyone's questioning everything.

00:07:32.640 What is this world we're living in?

00:07:34.200 Apparently a parallel universe was potentially just discovered.

00:07:36.740 There's another me.

00:07:37.980 Does he have a podcast?

00:07:39.060 Did he ever vlog?

00:07:40.460 Is his name Logan?

00:07:41.940 Has he already sold to Impulse to Spotify for $100 million? 0.99

00:07:47.020 That's fucking crazy. 0.80

00:07:48.720 But the thing we want to dive into first, 0.97

00:07:50.920 and I know my colleague has a lot to say about it,

00:07:54.280 H3H3 versus Keller Keemstar.

00:07:57.700 Good evening, Impulsive Nation.

00:08:04.960 I'm your host, HeyBigMikeLeads.

00:08:06.940 Get right into the news.

00:08:10.540 I hated all of it, every part of it.

00:08:15.620 Do it less.

00:08:16.480 You could do it again.

00:08:17.060 Do it less.

00:08:17.880 Normally.

00:08:18.540 Do it different, not do it less.

00:08:19.960 Don't do it.

00:08:21.420 Just rock it. 1.00

00:08:22.440 Normally, we wouldn't cover this kind of shit. 1.00

00:08:25.640 Facts. 0.99

00:08:25.920 Normally, we wouldn't cover this.

00:08:27.700 but this one is big.

00:08:30.140 This one is popping off.

00:08:32.060 Give him a little context, Mike.

00:08:33.300 I don't want to talk about this.

00:08:34.820 Me either.

00:08:35.980 Yo, you started talking,

00:08:37.760 and I was like, 0.98

00:08:38.200 I don't give a fuck about it. 0.98

00:08:39.600 The second I started talking about it, 0.99

00:08:41.440 I knew.

00:08:42.960 Yo, then sit down.

00:08:44.000 Yeah, we should use this.

00:08:45.380 No, sit down, sit down. 1.00

00:08:46.220 Fuck it. 1.00

00:08:46.880 We're not going to talk about it. 1.00

00:08:47.780 Here's what just happened. 1.00

00:08:50.560 We started to dive into this H3H3

00:08:53.400 versus Keemstar beef,

00:08:54.820 which if you're in this like

00:08:57.480 super specific subset

00:08:59.480 of YouTube audience

00:09:01.580 you know who these people are otherwise

00:09:03.040 there's a good chance you don't

00:09:05.680 and there's a good chance you don't care

00:09:07.160 and you know what I'm with you

00:09:09.040 I decided I don't give a 0.95

00:09:11.720 gosh damn 0.93

00:09:13.020 I prepared 0.98

00:09:14.940 a three page

00:09:16.940 manifesto

00:09:18.900 on this situation

00:09:21.960 and what you guys aren't

00:09:23.820 seeing is just a few minutes ago i got through about 80 of page one and i looked to the right

00:09:29.160 of me and my colleagues were dying they were dying everyone in the room was looking at me

00:09:35.260 and they were like when will this end and i i wrote this and i was so sure that this was the

00:09:41.520 day where we finally hit this topic yeah and it made me feel so lifeless on the inside i don't 0.74

00:09:49.820 give a fuck i'm so happy about it i'm sorry i can't i can't lie dude what i will what i will 0.71

00:09:57.660 say is this here are my only thoughts on it because i'm hoping that some i'm hoping that 0.99

00:10:04.020 the people want to hear this know what i'm talking about ethan i gotta say good good job

00:10:08.900 it was it was a very well put together well-structured h3h3 video it was well edited

00:10:16.200 blah, blah, so on and so forth.

00:10:20.960 Dad, that might be it.

00:10:22.220 That's it, bro.

00:10:22.640 Dad, I honestly don't care.

00:10:24.060 The only other thing I'll say is this.

00:10:30.360 Stop being mean.

00:10:31.840 Yeah, stop it.

00:10:32.460 Just stop being.

00:10:33.560 That's it, listen. 0.96

00:10:34.520 Trolls live under the bridge.

00:10:35.660 Under the bridge. 0.96

00:10:36.740 I will say this, Keemstar, I wrote this.

00:10:39.760 You claim to do good deeds.

00:10:42.360 You claim to be a good person.

00:10:43.960 more than anything you claim to be the core personality of the drama alert platform you

00:10:48.560 have so diligently built for so many years start acting like it stop spreading hate stop being 0.99

00:10:55.920 biased stop making shit up and trolling people for views stop discounting mental illness this 1.00

00:11:01.380 is where it gets dangerous if you're if you're early 20s maybe maybe you can be doing the shit 0.99

00:11:07.240 he's doing right but when you're when you're about to be 40 years old and you're bullying 12 0.93

00:11:11.320 year olds on the internet and in some cases

00:11:13.320 like older people

00:11:14.580 to do serious 0.99

00:11:16.320 unreversible things like 1.00

00:11:18.340 you become what I call a fucking 1.00

00:11:21.320 scumbag surely middle aged dogs can learn new 1.00

00:11:23.260 tricks okay so and I said 0.99

00:11:25.280 and I said this do I hate Keemstar

00:11:27.400 nope I don't even dislike

00:11:29.480 him I don't want him cancelled

00:11:30.900 who would I be to say someone

00:11:33.400 shouldn't have a chance to make things right

00:11:34.720 most of all I'm not one to spend

00:11:37.300 hours on problems I'm one to spend

00:11:39.460 hours on solutions

00:11:41.620 Yeah.

00:11:41.700 Nice.

00:11:42.280 Yeah.

00:11:43.460 All right.

00:11:44.000 Learn, unless you want your legacy to be someone who would do anything for views or someone

00:11:48.160 who hurts people for his own benefit, make a change.

00:11:50.420 Put yourself in other people's shoes.

00:11:51.880 Learn about empathy.

00:11:52.740 Learn about compassion. 1.00

00:11:53.620 Learn about fucking mental illness. 1.00

00:11:55.440 Stop dividing the community that others are trying so hard to bring together. 1.00

00:11:58.200 And the final note on it is, talking shit gets you nowhere. 0.99

00:12:01.960 You might be able to rack up some videos and a couple likes, maybe even a couple dollars. 1.00

00:12:04.880 But if you spend your life tearing people down, you will die having made the world worse

00:12:10.160 off then you found it is that what you want your legacy to be it that's what i got it might with

00:12:18.380 with that person specifically i i've seen tweets that he's put out that's like well i feel like i

00:12:24.900 put out enough negative energy today i'm gonna go play a video game and it's it's almost like 0.93

00:12:29.620 it's in that's why it's almost like it's his fucking intent it's crazy just you guys know 0.93

00:12:34.260 i have this dude blocked on every social media and i've for the past again year and a half two 0.94

00:12:37.600 years just worked so hard on keeping his name out of my mouth and it's honestly been great it's been

00:12:42.940 great for me it's been great for my family we all just ignites like a little chihuahua biting at 0.99

00:12:48.220 your sock like get the fuck out of here well the reason why we're talking about about it and maybe 0.98

00:12:52.340 to you he is but he does have a bit of a platform he does and and normally like if you have a if 1.00

00:12:57.060 normally if you have a troll which he is he's a bully and a troll that's what he is don't don't

00:13:02.040 hype him up he's not a news reporter he's not unbiased he's not he doesn't report the news 0.97

00:13:07.000 He picks a side and he trolls on the people he doesn't like.

00:13:09.580 Just today.

00:13:10.960 Just today.

00:13:12.060 After all the beef went down.

00:13:13.440 After G Fuel terminated his contract. 0.98

00:13:16.620 The first thing he did was retweet a tweet from KSI calling you a loser. 0.99

00:13:20.660 He didn't even take a fucking second to stop. 1.00

00:13:24.820 You couldn't see it. 0.99

00:13:25.820 Jim Block. 0.96

00:13:26.600 KSI called me a loser? 0.90

00:13:28.660 See, now I'm sad. 0.68

00:13:30.320 What happened here?

00:13:32.280 Okay, so I had the tweet pulled up.

00:13:34.660 Okay.

00:13:34.980 so i wake up this morning it's a good it started off a great day and by the way this day has gone 0.89

00:13:41.060 to shit this is what we call on team maverick a bad day but i wake up and i see this tweet from 0.97

00:13:46.740 our friend case imagine buying merch from a loser you're still salty that's why you still can't keep 0.99

00:13:53.340 my name out of your mouth you want to talk views 130 million views in a month on my second channel

00:13:57.620 50 million on my main channel and i'm not even counting side man i still win try again cry face

00:14:02.040 laughing face

00:14:02.980 crying laughing face

00:14:04.200 and so

00:14:05.360 and so this was

00:14:06.280 this was in response

00:14:06.940 to me talking about

00:14:07.900 our Maverick clothing launch

00:14:09.280 which is tomorrow

00:14:09.860 which I want to get into

00:14:10.840 in a little bit

00:14:11.600 but

00:14:11.800 so I woke up to this

00:14:13.680 and I'm gonna update you

00:14:14.860 on a timeline

00:14:15.340 I'm gonna try to be as

00:14:16.180 objective

00:14:16.860 objective as possible

00:14:18.020 so I get this right

00:14:19.300 okay so

00:14:19.900 a year and a half

00:14:21.140 KSI and I were good

00:14:22.240 I think

00:14:23.620 I think it was okay

00:14:24.380 like we were cordial

00:14:25.480 with each other friendly

00:14:26.260 and everything was great

00:14:27.420 and then I saw

00:14:28.800 a live stream of him 1.00

00:14:29.680 like calling me a pussy 1.00

00:14:30.720 or something 1.00

00:14:31.380 and they just kind of rubbed me the wrong way

00:14:33.580 because I've said this before

00:14:35.780 when he won the fight

00:14:37.580 and I shook his hand

00:14:39.340 I said are we cool and I shook his hand

00:14:41.260 that meant something to me

00:14:42.600 and I tried to stick by that

00:14:45.280 and then I see him chirping on social media

00:14:47.240 two to five days

00:14:49.500 after I passed him in subscribers

00:14:51.000 and I had this

00:14:52.520 this feeling that upset him

00:14:55.280 and that's where the bitterness was coming from

00:14:56.820 so on our last podcast I said

00:14:58.760 I've kept his name out of my mouth for a year and a half

00:15:02.000 and then all of a sudden he started chirping

00:15:04.000 so I mentioned that he was

00:15:05.820 falling back into the pit of

00:15:07.960 irrelevancy which I understand

00:15:10.020 the KSI fans you didn't like

00:15:12.000 hearing but his numbers

00:15:14.060 statistically

00:15:14.860 his numbers are just not

00:15:17.960 what they used to be

00:15:19.560 and I said this too

00:15:21.280 they will go up and mine will go down

00:15:23.500 and we will keep going back and forth for the rest of time

00:15:26.140 but at that particular moment

00:15:27.640 that's what I said

00:15:28.400 and it cannot be argued

00:15:29.940 so he tweeted this

00:15:32.820 and when is he going to learn that doing this

00:15:34.960 gives you more views

00:15:36.020 we both

00:15:38.480 get views so it's not like I don't think

00:15:40.780 that's what he's doing

00:15:42.940 at this time but it's like

00:15:44.620 counting views

00:15:45.860 has become the YouTube version of 1.00

00:15:48.700 measuring your dick 1.00

00:15:49.540 this is a dick measuring contest and I'm saying like 1.00

00:15:52.700 statistically speaking 0.97

00:15:54.700 unfortunately 1.00

00:15:55.380 my youtube dick is still bigger than jj's 0.99

00:16:01.420 well i mean i can't i don't know if i should say i'm objective is this where we are is this 0.96

00:16:07.740 where we've ended up like i just joined this hemisphere like my are my views higher than 0.98

00:16:12.560 is right now yes well what the i don't like is it who cares bro like this is the shit i'm talking 0.97

00:16:18.940 about dude like this is what this is what's been upsetting me for the past few days like 0.99

00:16:22.680 why do we have to do this shit bro 0.99

00:16:25.360 I'm not blaming you 1.00

00:16:27.760 or him 1.00

00:16:28.660 I'm just saying why do we have to do this shit 1.00

00:16:30.680 why is 1.00

00:16:32.400 trolling and like talking shit to people 0.99

00:16:35.440 is the lowest common 1.00

00:16:37.500 is the lowest like

00:16:38.940 I think it's cause I made a comment

00:16:40.720 about his music dude

00:16:42.860 he takes it very personal

00:16:45.120 when you insult his music

00:16:45.940 I would assume he does 0.99

00:16:46.960 he probably puts hundreds of fucking hours into his work 0.99

00:16:50.060 I think anybody would get upset about that 0.99

00:16:52.460 Why, why the fuck are we doing like, okay, I understand it when you guys are building 0.97

00:16:57.200 it for a fight. 0.99

00:16:58.720 I understand it when you guys are rolling into a fight, get the drama cooking, but I

00:17:02.540 just, maybe it's cause I'm old.

00:17:05.040 Maybe it's cause I'm outdated.

00:17:06.580 I'm a fossil.

00:17:07.500 I'm a prehistoric caveman existing in his own right, but I don't get online beef.

00:17:14.000 I don't get the trolls.

00:17:15.380 I don't get these people that build a platform off being mean to other people.

00:17:19.560 Cause it doesn't take much talent.

00:17:20.980 All you have to do is have a camera. 0.99

00:17:22.460 none it takes no talent and an opinion go online talk shit about the biggest person you could fire 0.97

00:17:28.900 a gun at and you could get a few thousand views you're right you're straying a little bit oh 0.63

00:17:34.280 you're sorry this is like this is more of a personal thing i agree you i love it i love it 0.98

00:17:39.420 but this is just like this is this is very like uh deep-rooted ksi verse logan paul type shit

00:17:45.360 and so i'm reading this and i look i'm i read this in the morning i'm like oh god dang it here 0.96

00:17:51.040 we are again and i kind of looked at my phone then i looked over at my girlfriend next to me

00:17:56.940 and i was like i don't know if i care that much like i got i got better shit to do but i do want 0.75

00:18:04.080 to know i do want to know i want to know what what makes me a loser okay so that's what that's 0.97

00:18:09.240 what i'm asking what makes me a loser is it my haircut that's a little short in the back

00:18:15.080 i get it look i'm color is it because i'm color colorblind i have flat feet i have a deviated 0.97

00:18:20.480 septum like if you look closely my nose is a little crooked i get it micro penis is it is it 0.98

00:18:25.380 my micro penis is it is it my beautiful girlfriend is it my successful friends around me is it because 0.98

00:18:30.440 i'm happy is it my passion and devotion to achieve my goals my ability to empower others what is it 1.00

00:18:35.700 what makes me the loser this is this is dumb it's because it's because he won the fight i guess if 0.95

00:18:41.920 you're talking about who but you know what i'm all right with being a loser on a technicality 0.99

00:18:47.700 But the point is this, like, if I am a loser, I'm a pretty fucking happy, successful loser. 0.98

00:18:54.780 And I'm going to be all right with that. 0.98

00:18:57.400 His album drops tomorrow.

00:18:58.620 This is your promo.

00:18:59.400 I hope it does well, JJ.

00:19:00.820 Same.

00:19:01.400 Same.

00:19:02.000 Why would I not?

00:19:03.140 Shaving his head if it does well, number one.

00:19:05.040 How would you know that? 1.00

00:19:06.320 I saw a little thing on my fucking Instagram. 1.00

00:19:07.860 Are you a fan? 1.00

00:19:09.200 Have you joined the side, man?

00:19:10.060 What's good?

00:19:10.900 He's going to go bald?

00:19:11.960 He said he's going to shave his head if he gets a number one album.

00:19:13.880 I hate to say this.

00:19:15.280 That video got less than 2 million views

00:19:18.680 I hate to say it

00:19:19.800 I hate to say it

00:19:21.240 But even that

00:19:22.960 Think about that

00:19:24.320 People would be going crazy if they even got a quarter of that

00:19:28.560 But historically he's been the god

00:19:30.440 The king

00:19:30.940 Can we talk about why

00:19:33.260 Of UK

00:19:34.360 Can we talk about why for a second

00:19:36.240 Because this is my show of objectiveness

00:19:38.960 I don't know why I'm feeling like facts here

00:19:41.860 I just love facts right now 1.00

00:19:42.900 Neutral as fuck 0.90

00:19:43.620 Why are JJ's views down? 0.99

00:19:46.800 Is it because?

00:19:47.860 Let me ask this.

00:19:49.320 Is he putting a shit ton of energy into music?

00:19:52.360 And so when it comes time to make the video, maybe he doesn't have the time and effort to put in a video make.

00:19:58.880 What's the reason?

00:19:59.960 I'm curious.

00:20:00.980 I think it's a cycle of, okay, so his videos, he has a second channel and a main channel.

00:20:09.260 Main channel, he's kind of devoted to music.

00:20:10.740 Second channel is a commentary-based channel.

00:20:12.960 and he doesn't leave his he's the he's the rolly chair guy and i think the the audience that

00:20:17.760 consumes that grows out of it just like just like any other youtuber like my vlogs in a year will

00:20:23.920 feel stale i think or maybe not i don't know but i think people grow up and their interests change

00:20:29.380 and you've sat for 20 minutes watching a guy make commentary about like a reddit post and

00:20:34.120 i don't know and then yo it's kind of oh strangely then you get older and you start yearning to watch

00:20:42.020 people in rolly chairs again is that what happens you go so you're young you watch the

00:20:46.220 rolly chair then you watch the vlogs and then you watch joe rogan in a rolly chair as you get older

00:20:50.400 is it like a cycle of life maybe just what they're talking about what's he even talk about man he

00:20:55.800 does he does uh omegle stuff he does he does uh boxing tier list he did you see where he put you

00:21:02.100 on the boxing tier list he put jake in uh he put jake in the god tier oh i'm gonna find out he was

00:21:09.320 So Jake was in the God tier?

00:21:10.880 Yeah, Jake was in the God tier.

00:21:12.680 Poor Eddie Hearn, bro.

00:21:14.300 He said it's not happening, which...

00:21:16.820 I'm going to be honest, man.

00:21:18.520 This might come as a surprise to you, but I didn't.

00:21:20.640 I didn't see where he put me in the boxing tier.

00:21:24.060 He got the cover of this Observer magazine, which is cool.

00:21:27.400 He put you at Almost There, which in all honesty is not...

00:21:32.400 Where am I, Almost?

00:21:33.340 Right there.

00:21:33.940 You're all by yourself, it looks like, and Almost There.

00:21:36.760 Oh, Jake's in the God tier?

00:21:38.380 He's got a dub. 0.97

00:21:39.480 All right.

00:21:39.900 That must be nice.

00:21:42.560 But dude, the dude's everything.

00:21:44.160 He said it himself.

00:21:46.560 I'm just everything.

00:21:48.180 That's the kind of ego that just... 1.00

00:21:49.540 No, that's the kind of ego that sells fucking records. 1.00

00:21:52.760 Yeah, absolutely. 0.99

00:21:53.540 I'm going to break those charts, JJ.

00:21:54.880 I'm not mad at him for that.

00:21:56.680 That's a pretty classic rap one.

00:21:58.580 You got to believe it.

00:22:00.880 You know.

00:22:01.500 Someone has to. 0.99

00:22:02.580 What the fuck is going on this week? 0.99

00:22:04.580 It's just a toxic, tragic week on the internet. 1.00

00:22:09.580 Just across the board.

00:22:10.680 Everybody's pissed off.

00:22:12.700 You know, it's like, what'd they say?

00:22:14.300 Mercury is...

00:22:15.820 It's doing something. 0.99

00:22:16.940 Crashing into Jupiter or some shit. 0.98

00:22:19.160 Yeah, flipping backwards right now. 0.99

00:22:21.340 It's like we're in a parallel fucking universe. 0.99

00:22:23.080 What else is going on? 0.99

00:22:24.420 That's all I got.

00:22:26.560 Thanks so much for watching the Paulson today.

00:22:28.580 We'll see you guys next time. 0.99

00:22:30.220 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:22:31.080 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:22:32.600 Tomorrow's the launch of Maverick Clothing. 1.00

00:22:34.300 it's massive

00:22:34.920 it's so big

00:22:35.900 it's so big

00:22:37.020 it's a shame

00:22:37.940 it's like

00:22:38.760 I call this period

00:22:39.840 the rainstorm

00:22:40.680 because the rainbow

00:22:41.680 is going to come

00:22:42.200 we just got to be patient

00:22:43.080 we got to wait

00:22:43.640 and I'm excited

00:22:44.840 because I really do believe

00:22:46.140 that I've been placed

00:22:46.860 on this earth

00:22:47.760 I'm realizing now

00:22:49.000 at 25 years old

00:22:49.860 to empower people

00:22:50.940 whether that's through comedy

00:22:52.260 whether that's through

00:22:53.200 actual action

00:22:54.380 being the example

00:22:55.680 who can do it

00:22:56.500 and that's what this

00:22:57.480 that's what this brand's about

00:22:58.420 that's what this first drop

00:22:59.260 is about

00:22:59.620 we've gone with the idea

00:23:00.960 of being living proof

00:23:02.080 which everyone in this room is 0.99

00:23:03.640 we've all been shot to shit eventually 0.98

00:23:05.600 and it may be why we're friends 0.99

00:23:06.640 because we all have a traumatic past

00:23:08.260 and things that have happened

00:23:09.200 that have shaped who we are today

00:23:10.220 but we've all raised our head

00:23:11.680 kept our chin up

00:23:12.360 chest out 0.99

00:23:12.920 and persevered through all the bullshit 0.99

00:23:14.640 and so 0.94

00:23:15.500 it's been cool to be able to

00:23:18.360 emblazon that message in clothing

00:23:20.620 that is not only fashion forward

00:23:22.220 but it's high quality 0.98

00:23:23.920 this clothing is fucking phenomenal 0.94

00:23:25.840 and I think the best part about it 0.98

00:23:27.540 for the first time

00:23:29.600 we're starting a VIP program

00:23:31.640 I'm starting an OnlyFans

00:23:32.500 guys

00:23:33.060 tasteful nudes

00:23:34.340 nah nah nah

00:23:35.160 but it is

00:23:36.160 we are starting

00:23:36.740 a subscription based

00:23:37.940 very intimate

00:23:39.280 team experience

00:23:40.240 we're gonna call it

00:23:40.840 the Maverick Club

00:23:41.680 this is the first time

00:23:42.740 we've unveiled the name

00:23:43.620 the Maverick Club

00:23:44.680 it's like Club Penguin

00:23:46.000 in many ways

00:23:47.820 I hope so

00:23:48.720 but yeah

00:23:50.020 the Maverick Club

00:23:50.720 basically

00:23:51.220 you get an intimate access

00:23:53.220 and experiential

00:23:55.840 experiences

00:23:57.100 into our life

00:23:58.000 a behind the scenes look

00:23:58.960 at the things

00:24:00.040 that go down here

00:24:00.740 and a bunch of benefits

00:24:01.620 including

00:24:02.080 but not limited to

00:24:02.940 weekly exclusive content that we are either

00:24:05.060 not allowed or should not

00:24:07.000 post on YouTube. Limited edition

00:24:09.040 Maverick clothing. Site-wide discounts on

00:24:11.020 everything. Free shipping. We're going to be giving away

00:24:12.880 $10,000 a month. I want to

00:24:15.040 get to a place where we're giving away $100,000 a month.

00:24:17.660 Cars. We're going to be doing

00:24:18.760 yeah, we're going to be giving away cars as well.

00:24:20.940 Meet and greets, dinners. The first thing that we're

00:24:23.000 going to give away, I'm going to give away my Challenger.

00:24:25.040 And I'm not happy about that.

00:24:27.600 Because you drive.

00:24:29.100 It's crazy to imagine that I haven't bought 1.00

00:24:30.980 anything since I got to this fucking city. 0.99

00:24:32.940 FaceTiming members every week 0.99

00:24:34.640 Periodic dinners

00:24:36.540 I have my Invisalign

00:24:38.880 And it's hard to talk with

00:24:40.320 Yeah what happened to take your teeth out for the show

00:24:42.740 I put them back in during that break

00:24:44.400 Yeah

00:24:46.780 But you guys are basically my friends with benefits

00:24:52.440 So yeah the Maverick Club

00:24:57.440 It's going to be awesome

00:24:57.980 I'm excited to see where that grows

00:24:59.060 We hope you join

00:25:00.720 Maverickclothing.com tomorrow

00:25:02.880 I'll be ready for it.

00:25:04.280 This has been a big process for Maverick Clothing.

00:25:06.820 Massive.

00:25:07.000 Just start to finish.

00:25:08.020 It's massive, yes.

00:25:09.300 You played a big part as well, Maverick.

00:25:10.840 I love it.

00:25:11.400 This is the coolest thing to build a brand and see the behind the scenes and go to the

00:25:16.320 factory where they produce it and see the printing and the shipping and the labels and

00:25:21.760 the people that are sewing the stitches and alterations and all.

00:25:25.100 I just love it.

00:25:26.480 It's so interesting.

00:25:27.540 We've treated this thing like a very, very serious brand over the past year.

00:25:33.820 Massive rebranding efforts on the design side, on the messaging side, real photo shoots, real video shoots.

00:25:41.180 And more than anything, the clothing speaks for itself.

00:25:45.160 It's absolutely incredible, super high quality.

00:25:48.520 And I think I almost feel like I hate saying it, but I almost feel like it's pointless for me to talk about the quality of it

00:25:56.080 when people get this stuff

00:25:57.340 and the community starts talking

00:25:58.420 about how this is easily

00:25:59.680 the best clothing

00:26:01.340 in the influencer sphere,

00:26:02.300 I think that'll speak for itself.

00:26:03.480 I think so.

00:26:03.900 That's what I've been telling

00:26:05.020 everyone on our team.

00:26:06.480 The big win is when people

00:26:08.500 actually feel the product.

00:26:09.640 Absolutely.

00:26:10.040 That's going to be the big stuff.

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00:27:13.680 Alright, what else do we have?

00:27:14.800 What are we doing?

00:27:15.680 I just, I don't know today.

00:27:17.440 I mean,

00:27:18.120 Mac is saying it.

00:27:19.240 Mac is saying it.

00:27:19.740 He gave me the code word.

00:27:21.240 There was a major,

00:27:23.080 major issue

00:27:24.060 that happened today

00:27:24.980 and we're doing this yeah i really wish i could have talked uh more to our leader about this but

00:27:31.760 barstool sports posted something that was so atrocious and just disrespectful and completely

00:27:38.660 inconsiderate of a great group of people um and they just use some slanderous terms our good 0.95

00:27:46.200 friend evan is a dwarf he's a you guys all know evan dwarf mamba yeah he is the fucking best and 0.97

00:27:54.660 they used the m-word and he was personally uh he felt offended and it sucks i i every time he gets 0.87

00:28:02.180 offended like this i internalize it i try to do my best to you know understand what he's going

00:28:07.580 through and um i ask questions on how i can be there to support and whenever he needs help i just

00:28:13.360 want to do my best to um assist uh but this is this is just wrong what were they thinking so

00:28:19.960 yeah the context here is barstool sports posted this answer the internet and it says would you 0.90

00:28:24.520 rather have sex with two m-words or two seven foot tall girls the reason i say m-words if you 0.94

00:28:29.160 watch evan's episode that is a derogatory term apparently in in the dwarf the little people 0.97

00:28:34.860 world it's the equivalent of saying the n-word but i'm quoting evan i'm quoting evan i think i

00:28:40.100 think the most important word that you said there and listen i had evan's back from the beginning

00:28:45.140 on this one i told him hey this is horrible that this happened but you said a word in that sentence

00:28:50.060 apparently you said apparently that word is like the n-word to dwarves and why that's important is

00:28:58.200 i told evan today that although us in this house intimately understand the importance and impact

00:29:06.660 of that word the great majority of people outside this house have no idea that it's a bad word

00:29:13.180 which makes the situation extremely extremely tricky was does evan have the right to be

00:29:19.060 extremely pissed off absolutely does he have the right to throw a fit about it absolutely but

00:29:25.580 he also said that that to me that he felt i'm trying to be a little careful careful here but

00:29:33.480 he feels the same pain from that word as he feels that the that the n-word brings up and i all i

00:29:40.360 wanted to do was remind him that there was a 70 80 100 year revolution around making that word

00:29:48.400 not okay to say people sat in the back of buses they or said i won't sit in the back of the bus

00:29:55.040 people died as a result of trying to make that word not okay to say and so where this word is

00:30:01.340 different is that revolution hasn't happened evan evan is you know why do you know why they are an

00:30:07.920 extremely extremely marginalized group i talk to evan about this all the time the only reason why

00:30:14.560 there isn't a massive uprising

00:30:16.440 is because

00:30:17.680 the statistics

00:30:19.340 there are not enough little people

00:30:22.520 to feel like they have a voice

00:30:24.600 as a collective and it's unfortunate

00:30:26.580 and I talked to Evan about this

00:30:28.020 I cannot talk today

00:30:30.740 I'm gonna go home

00:30:32.240 I'm home

00:30:32.860 I wish I could quit my job

00:30:36.420 why don't you slow it down a notch

00:30:38.380 I know alright but Evan posted this article

00:30:40.500 from independent.co.uk

00:30:42.580 it says laughing at

00:30:44.380 dwarfism is the last acceptable prejudice which is exactly what i'm saying it's the it's the very

00:30:48.700 last acceptable thing that no one speaks up on but don't seek my approval for your intolerance

00:30:53.700 then it says if you need to ask me whether it's okay to tell a joke about my stature you already

00:30:57.120 know the answer and um do you do you think it's the last except like like this is the thing i'm

00:31:03.580 like i said i'll state it again i'm with evan i love the kid but but i believe that using misguided 0.78

00:31:12.260 and inappropriate terminology to describe marginalized groups is a massive fucking issue 0.77

00:31:17.920 marginalized groups across the world whatever they are whether it's dwarves or any other 0.95

00:31:22.880 marginalized group continue to struggle with the nomenclature nomenclature of their of how

00:31:28.800 they're described right and so this is just a it's a tricky situation i think evan is being

00:31:35.440 extremely brave standing up i agree i think you know it's going to take him it's going to take

00:31:40.660 peter dinklage it's going to take the people that have platforms and voices to stand up and talk

00:31:44.900 about this but um it'll happen and other people though i mean yeah i i hope people start to

00:31:52.180 realize especially even from this moment right here you have to watch what you say when you're

00:31:57.740 talking about people because words hurt and some people take things differently than others and

00:32:02.880 what might not offend some person is certainly going to affect someone else and you just just

00:32:08.380 be more careful when you when you speak if there is any sort of information on the internet of a

00:32:13.040 word that might or that is derogatory towards a group of people avoid it being able to put

00:32:18.360 yourself in someone else's shoes though is hard yeah that's that is it's to become like a master 0.97

00:32:22.940 at that and like truly understand nine ninety percent of people just don't give a fuck well 0.91

00:32:27.360 they want they want to laugh they want a good laugh at someone else's expense and that's all 0.70

00:32:32.520 it's so funny until the fingers pointed at you 100 i've been there it's part of the reason why

00:32:36.700 I feel anyways like I'm able to see clearly like the landscape of what I say who it's affecting and how it's affecting them and sometimes this is like a separate note I'll intentionally attempt to affect someone a certain way but most of the time I'm not trying to hurt people with my words and yeah he got he got really upset about that and I think Evan's gonna be a hopefully a very strong voice for this community and I know he has the potential to because because like you said there's there's not many

00:33:06.700 little people who have been vocal about

00:33:09.260 their circumstance

00:33:11.400 and I've actually seen

00:33:12.880 unfortunately and I'm sure Evan hates this 1.00

00:33:14.980 but I've seen a lot of dwarves who are on the

00:33:17.120 other side of the spectrum and I'm like what should I

00:33:19.120 call you and they say call me Midge

00:33:20.380 that's the worst part

00:33:21.340 that happened at Coachella

00:33:23.800 someone was screaming it I was with Evan

00:33:26.620 someone was screaming it and Evan's like yo yo they're saying

00:33:28.780 I'm like yo so I'm ready to rip someone's 0.99

00:33:30.780 fucking head off and I go up 1.00

00:33:32.700 I'm like yo just so you know that shit isn't cool 1.00

00:33:34.880 that really affects and hurts some people. 0.99

00:33:36.920 He goes, whoa, what are you doing?

00:33:37.760 I'm like, the word that you just said,

00:33:40.380 like, do you see my friend?

00:33:41.940 It's not acceptable.

00:33:43.160 He goes, what do you mean?

00:33:44.860 This is Midge.

00:33:45.880 It's my homie.

00:33:46.560 And his friend, who is a little person,

00:33:47.980 comes out, who they address as Midge.

00:33:51.000 And so I looked at Evan, 0.99

00:33:52.000 and now I'm mind fucked. 0.99

00:33:55.100 Because it's like, 0.98

00:33:56.300 it isn't quite yet a universally accepted thing

00:34:00.360 in the marginalized group itself.

00:34:03.140 They're divided too.

00:34:04.880 Which makes their mission, their objective that much harder?

00:34:08.140 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:09.640 You have to cater only to one side.

00:34:13.640 Absolutely.

00:34:13.960 And that's the side that is offended by it.

00:34:16.000 If there are people that aren't offended by it, that's fine.

00:34:18.060 Let them be.

00:34:18.580 Let them do their thing.

00:34:19.760 But the biggest point I tried to make to Evan today, and he wasn't having it, and I'll talk to him about it. 0.97

00:34:26.840 We'll figure it out, is just that this unfortunately, like I said, is a situation where most people are completely ignorant.

00:34:33.220 If I told you to explain, you know, some parallel universe theory and you couldn't do it, I wouldn't get mad at you because you didn't know.

00:34:44.580 People don't know that that word is not acceptable.

00:34:47.420 They just don't know.

00:34:48.520 The guy who made that tweet from Barstool, and this may be an exception because Barstool runs on this kind of gasoline.

00:34:53.780 They piss people off.

00:34:54.680 They have fun. 1.00

00:34:55.180 They're crazy guys.

00:34:56.980 But the guy might not have even known that it wasn't okay to say. 0.99

00:35:00.320 he chose to call the seven foot woman

00:35:02.900 seven foot woman instead of Amazon woman

00:35:04.720 if he had said Amazon women that group 1.00

00:35:07.020 of tall women would have been pissed

00:35:09.040 off and so it's very tricky 0.99

00:35:10.980 shit this is tricky shit 0.99

00:35:12.740 but it's tricky shit that involves 1.00

00:35:15.160 the emotion of people that 0.97

00:35:17.020 have struggled and continue

00:35:18.980 to struggle against very very tough

00:35:20.840 circumstances in their life

00:35:22.300 and so you have to be open to the discussion

00:35:25.180 at least and what we have seen is that

00:35:26.980 people can remove words from their vocabulary

00:35:28.620 it's very possible so if one person can do it many people can do it just be more conscious be

00:35:33.420 more aware in general that's a great strategy to start employing in 2020 remove words entirely

00:35:40.460 from your vocabulary it's the only solution some of them can slip out sometimes if you don't

00:35:45.200 completely remove we've done it we all know we all know the words i have a word that i've removed

00:35:49.960 from my dictionary vocabulary it's the h word hey yep you don't say hey i have not even said

00:35:57.640 the word except for like uh like in response to someone who like who's being hateful no no no no

00:36:04.480 not even then like i just someone said the other day um i asked like a random question blah blah

00:36:10.680 they're like i don't know i i hate thinking about that and i said oh please tell me why you don't

00:36:14.660 like to think about that so that's the right i mean he's right you're not supposed to that word

00:36:18.500 sometimes it's funny because of how charged it is i get it like when mike sat here and talked

00:36:22.520 about carol baskin's husband yeah he goes i hate that dude yeah that was funny but do you no you

00:36:28.580 don't know him no that's why that's why but that's why there's no truth in it listen all right but

00:36:32.740 someone hears it and they're like man that guy really i hope not i hope not unless we're talking

00:36:38.480 about serious topics like like dwarfism or or you know uh that's all we talked about that was that 0.95

00:36:46.000 serious to be honest with you i was gonna say or h3h3 but that ain't gonna make the fucking cut

00:36:50.300 But it's not as important as, you know, what dwarfism terminology. 0.84

00:36:55.640 But unless we're talking about something like that, we're a sarcastic bunch.

00:36:59.260 It's tough.

00:36:59.780 We're talking about everything under the sun.

00:37:01.640 It's tough.

00:37:02.140 Sometimes I fear our humor gets lost.

00:37:04.720 Way over.

00:37:05.180 Way lost, right?

00:37:06.360 It's too much, I think.

00:37:07.480 Way over, bro.

00:37:07.720 Way over.

00:37:08.740 Josie, there's a part of my vlog I got in an argument with Josie.

00:37:12.800 I bet her $100 because there's a part of my vlog where I'm just going to bring this up here.

00:37:17.540 All right.

00:37:18.480 Pull it on up there.

00:37:19.360 Here we go.

00:37:19.920 All right.

00:37:20.300 Pulling it up.

00:37:21.840 We got fiber, so the internet's a little faster now.

00:37:23.680 This is a vlog I posted.

00:37:24.620 These glasses cure my colorblind. 1.00

00:37:26.520 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:37:28.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:37:29.120 They're buying ads against it. 1.00

00:37:30.560 And Chroma, the colorblind glasses bought an ad on my colorblind glasses video.

00:37:35.320 Smart people.

00:37:36.800 Yo, shout out in Chroma, dude, for that.

00:37:38.800 That was beautiful.

00:37:40.300 How did they enact that in one day?

00:37:42.720 That's a good brand team.

00:37:44.600 So check this out.

00:37:45.700 This is the clip.

00:37:50.300 so beautiful you know last time i did this guys i got pretty emotional you remember but that was 0.97

00:37:56.500 before i grew a dick so hopefully this time i'll be able to collect myself but it's just hard 0.65

00:38:00.320 because you know when i look out i see a black and white landscape nothingness and ideally these 0.99

00:38:04.940 glasses will make me see a little bit more vivid crisp definition of this landscape are you fucking 0.85

00:38:10.920 kidding me i know this is funny i know it is you said you said josie said it wasn't funny and you 0.92

00:38:17.320 said joe i think it might have gone over her head and i said i think it went under this thing this 0.55

00:38:24.260 is the dumbest level of humor that we have this is your four-year-old moment for the day a small 0.76

00:38:29.980 is that a bald eagle bro that's why it was funny a bald eagle he didn't put in he could put in a 0.98

00:38:36.220 bird uh what is that called screech i was gonna say howl but it doesn't sound like a screech either

00:38:44.480 squawk bird call and i said yo put a little like fake dumb bird crossing the screen over this way

00:38:52.620 oversaturated backdrop that says desired vision do you think that's my desired vision that's the 0.95

00:38:58.900 comedy you think that's what i want to fucking say come on guys and so josie i was i was like 0.86

00:39:05.020 josie i know this is funny and she goes it's just not and so we bet we bet a hundred dollars and it 0.95

00:39:12.180 turns out she's right god god bless it josie right you're right we're gonna run a poll

00:39:15.660 right now i want the viewers at home to pick funny my not funny my bros thought it was funny 0.99

00:39:20.540 maybe it's like a dumb dude thing you have to be dumb you have to be dumb which is another thing 0.93

00:39:24.920 so i just imitated josie's voice and it sounded like this i just did it yeah it's not funny it's 0.98

00:39:31.940 not it's not funny and she doesn't talk like that and i asked her and eve actually i think yesterday

00:39:37.560 It was yesterday.

00:39:38.480 I'm sorry. 0.95

00:39:39.600 I go, when dudes imitate women, somehow our register always changes into some really non-realistic version of a girl's voice. 0.82

00:39:50.220 Like really high, like, I want cuddles. 0.96

00:39:53.400 We know you don't sound like that.

00:39:55.200 And so I'm just doing simple math here. 0.97

00:39:57.340 I'm like, surely there's a boy voice that the girls make.

00:40:01.520 And I realize since I haven't been a girl my whole life, I go, I've never heard it.

00:40:04.920 Oh, I've heard it.

00:40:05.620 Josie Eve, please.

00:40:07.200 Can you come demonstrate the boy voice that I found out exists? 0.67

00:40:10.760 Please, Eve, you're an actress. 1.00

00:40:12.660 Eve, get over here. 1.00

00:40:13.280 Stop smiling at me like that. 1.00

00:40:14.060 Come do the voice.

00:40:15.180 She's got it.

00:40:16.020 Do the voice that you guys do. 1.00

00:40:17.740 It always happens after a guy says some bullshit-ass thing to a girl. 1.00

00:40:21.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:40:22.560 That's the other thing.

00:40:23.320 That's how they're explaining it to their friends.

00:40:24.340 Yo, can I ask you a question? 0.99

00:40:26.140 Can we get her a chair and just put her on the rest of the episode? 0.87

00:40:28.780 After this, we got nothing. 1.00

00:40:30.100 We might as well just fucking keep her. 0.99

00:40:31.460 Do the voice. 1.00

00:40:31.900 Do the voice. 1.00

00:40:32.340 Like when you're imitating your guy who said some bullshit. 1.00

00:40:36.480 Say something. 0.99

00:40:37.200 Like, babe, I'm sorry I can't come tonight

00:40:39.700 No, that's not how you imitate

00:40:42.280 They go like this, they go

00:40:43.460 Hey, you guys trying to come over and crack a few brews tonight?

00:40:46.700 No, no 1.00

00:40:47.040 Find some bitches 1.00

00:40:47.880 You know, I don't know, guys 1.00

00:40:51.220 If you did it to me last night 0.65

00:40:53.740 You're an actress

00:40:54.700 I can't take any more excuses 1.00

00:40:56.700 Let's go find some bitches 1.00

00:40:57.960 What has David said to you? 1.00

00:40:59.620 Our German videographer, has he broken your heart? 1.00

00:41:01.480 He just wants to fuck me, you know? 1.00

00:41:02.840 That's not like her 1.00

00:41:07.220 I like how she said 1.00

00:41:08.020 He just wants to fuck me 1.00

00:41:09.040 You know 1.00

00:41:09.360 In her boyfriend's boy voice

00:41:11.120 Thanks Eve 0.99

00:41:12.020 Every time a girl 0.99

00:41:14.060 That I know 0.99

00:41:14.800 Has ever done the guy

00:41:15.920 Impression

00:41:17.020 It's always of our

00:41:18.060 Like lowest qualities

00:41:19.320 It's like

00:41:20.300 You know what I'm saying Denny

00:41:21.220 You're like 1.00

00:41:21.840 You fuckers 1.00

00:41:23.160 Trying to go down to the bar 1.00

00:41:24.240 Pop a few

00:41:24.780 PBRs tonight 1.00

00:41:26.100 Get some pussy 1.00

00:41:27.300 That can't be you 1.00

00:41:27.980 Interpreting the boy

00:41:28.840 The girl's version

00:41:29.700 Of a boy voice 0.99

00:41:30.600 That's what the girl

00:41:31.780 That's what girl

00:41:32.400 What do you mean? 1.00

00:41:33.220 Do you want to go measure each other's dicks or what? 0.99

00:41:34.900 Yeah, like you trying to go measure each other's dicks or what? 0.99

00:41:37.720 Like they're trying to make their voice all deep. 0.97

00:41:38.700 I know what to say.

00:41:39.260 They stand up a little straighter too and puff their chest out.

00:41:42.560 You guys want to go slam some brewskers?

00:41:45.960 What?

00:41:47.280 Yeah?

00:41:48.080 Puff your chest out?

00:41:49.060 Yeah.

00:41:49.360 I've been standing taller around my girl too.

00:41:51.960 I need her to know how much I can protect her.

00:41:55.160 How wide you are.

00:41:55.960 Bro, you're usually so high you can't even walk straight.

00:41:58.600 What are you going to protect her from?

00:42:00.140 I get so paranoid she doesn't like the high version of me.

00:42:04.140 Dude, the high version is awesome.

00:42:05.840 What?

00:42:06.120 Sometimes.

00:42:07.120 It's like a channel that doesn't come in on your television.

00:42:13.740 You guys remember those?

00:42:15.420 But sometimes it's there.

00:42:16.660 You see a little blur of the person.

00:42:18.180 And you hear Ronald Reagan talking, and you're like, wait, it's 2020.

00:42:21.120 How is Ronald Reagan on the TV?

00:42:22.440 Just say no to drugs.

00:42:24.460 You just get a little blur. 1.00

00:42:27.700 Indian users. 0.86

00:42:28.920 TikTok.

00:42:29.560 What happened here? 0.99

00:42:30.160 They're fucking pissed off, dude. 0.98

00:42:32.900 This is fascinating. 1.00

00:42:33.720 Oh, this is crazy.

00:42:36.360 So evidently, there is a beef going on between popular TikTok user Amir Siddiqui and Carrie

00:42:46.720 Manati, a popular YouTuber.

00:42:50.760 I know you know the story, so what are you reading?

00:42:54.920 I'm just looking at it.

00:42:56.500 I told you earlier today.

00:42:58.080 I'm in no rush

00:42:59.420 Rogan's in no rush 1.00

00:43:01.180 He got a hundred million fucking dollars 1.00

00:43:02.740 Where are you headed? 1.00

00:43:03.960 You going to the track to run?

00:43:05.240 I didn't think so

00:43:06.260 Let me read my article

00:43:07.460 Anyways

00:43:09.160 There was some beef

00:43:10.820 Between these two guys

00:43:12.200 Which led

00:43:13.680 To

00:43:14.520 The YouTuber

00:43:15.960 The Indian YouTuber's fan

00:43:17.460 Kerry Minotti

00:43:18.200 His fans went and

00:43:19.880 Downvoted

00:43:21.240 TikTok

00:43:22.500 As a collective

00:43:23.280 The app as a collective

00:43:24.400 To two stars in India

00:43:27.520 tens of thousands of fans 0.99

00:43:30.840 they went in droves and raided

00:43:32.460 TikTok one star

00:43:34.020 why did he instruct them to attack TikTok

00:43:35.940 how does the beef go from a personality

00:43:38.740 to an app

00:43:39.600 the people apparently fans of Amir

00:43:47.080 reported the video for harassment

00:43:49.300 the other guy

00:43:50.660 reported his YouTube video for harassment

00:43:52.680 Minotti's video and it got

00:43:54.640 deleted

00:43:55.660 so the the tiktoker guy his fans went and talked shit about the other video and got it deleted

00:44:01.940 and that guy fired back a guest bite he's saying if you take out the legs of the platform the

00:44:07.580 person won't be able to stand on it so in this case yeah it's just so not you've you've uh you

00:44:14.520 blew your load you've wasted your ammunition ammunition like i would have sent them uh maybe

00:44:22.380 maybe to his Instagram to comment like certain funny things.

00:44:25.340 I don't,

00:44:25.720 I don't,

00:44:26.020 I don't know.

00:44:26.320 But like the app is,

00:44:27.600 it seems secondary in this,

00:44:29.740 in this beef.

00:44:30.140 You're taking on the biggest app in the world right now.

00:44:31.980 Yeah.

00:44:32.200 It seems tricky,

00:44:33.080 but look,

00:44:34.300 here's the thing.

00:44:34.720 I'm here for it.

00:44:35.260 I'm here for beef.

00:44:36.260 I'm here for,

00:44:36.820 cause, 0.99

00:44:37.080 cause I did all this shit and I know how stressful it is and how, 0.99

00:44:40.240 I don't know how much of a toll it can take on your mental. 0.99

00:44:44.720 And so when I see tick doctor,

00:44:47.980 tick doctors,

00:44:48.540 whether they're American,

00:44:49.560 whether they're from India,

00:44:51.180 beefing,

00:44:51.580 I'm fascinated.

00:44:54.240 I pull out my popcorn and watch the show.

00:44:56.300 I got to say this.

00:44:57.820 This is the second time on this episode.

00:45:00.960 Don't care.

00:45:01.720 No, it's not that.

00:45:02.900 This one's a little more exciting because it involves TikTok, at least, which is obviously fascinating to me. 0.95

00:45:09.240 But I did a fucking terrible job explaining the story. 0.99

00:45:11.440 I have done absolutely – I blew my load on the H3H3 Keemstar story. 0.99

00:45:19.660 I put together page after page after page of high-level statistical data to support that story.

00:45:28.300 I sat at the kitchen table for hours typing.

00:45:33.600 And then as soon as I started the story, as soon as I started reading my pages, 0.99

00:45:38.500 I realized that this is the dumbest thing I have ever done in my life. 0.98

00:45:43.680 So bad. 1.00

00:45:44.260 And I've done some dumb shit. 1.00

00:45:46.560 Horrible shit. 1.00

00:45:47.520 put a book together about it 1.00

00:45:49.540 there's a book about it 0.99

00:45:50.480 can we play some fucking blackjack 0.99

00:45:52.380 how would we do that 1.00

00:45:53.700 the casinos are closed

00:45:55.100 oh man boy do I have a solution for you boys

00:45:57.980 my bookie

00:46:00.380 my bookie

00:46:02.520 here are the main talking points

00:46:04.360 for the custom segment

00:46:05.280 he's gonna be doing for us

00:46:11.100 but ultimately the idea is

00:46:12.620 for the bit to come off genuine

00:46:13.900 so if he could just sort of improvise off of these lines

00:46:16.520 that would be perfect

00:46:17.240 Please note this is at least

00:46:19.220 four to five minutes long.

00:46:23.620 I found out my bookie has a casino

00:46:25.640 and I can't stop playing blackjack.

00:46:29.000 Can we please keep this?

00:46:31.360 Can we please keep this?

00:46:32.660 This may be the funniest thing that's ever happened.

00:46:35.340 This is the worst show ever.

00:46:38.720 Hands down, bro.

00:46:40.220 It's too late.

00:46:41.640 I'm telling you, it's too late.

00:46:43.560 What is it, like 11?

00:46:44.420 It's 7.30 p.m., 10.30 Eastern.

00:46:47.240 and all the way up to 4.30 a.m.

00:46:50.080 I'm hot.

00:46:50.840 You key stern, which is you key time.

00:46:53.980 Bro, this is bad.

00:46:54.920 This episode's going to flop.

00:46:56.160 Yeah, this ain't good.

00:46:57.200 Barstool's never going to sign us.

00:46:59.020 TikTok, don't let it flop.

00:47:00.920 TikTok, don't let this one flop.

00:47:02.500 I mean, for the love of God, we're supposed to be playing blackjack.

00:47:04.760 I'm not even connected to the blackjack machine.

00:47:06.800 We should get on it.

00:47:08.740 All right.

00:47:09.180 Can you guys keep talking while I walk into the casino

00:47:11.700 to find out where Emily Wills is playing? 1.00

00:47:13.880 She's dealing cards. 0.95

00:47:15.380 All right, so we'll just cut around. 0.99

00:47:17.080 no no no no fuck that this is great this is what the people want dude i've shown the beginning of 0.98

00:47:23.220 these episodes before where we just talk about nonsense and it's everyone's favorite part oh it 0.99

00:47:27.180 is we're keeping this shit in i'll get us to the casino relax i gotta sign thanks mike what else 0.96

00:47:34.480 were you guys doing today tote bags yeah no we went to the we went to the factory for the clothes 0.98

00:47:40.720 just to check it out and it was a fascinating process big factory it's yeah we already kind

00:47:45.540 of even hinted about that and then the evan thing happened it's hard you know i find hard to

00:47:50.040 get out of a rut i've i've talked about this before get out of a rut once you feel like you're

00:47:54.780 stuck and your day is going so bad i talked to a hypnotist about this one time it was like 8 p.m

00:47:59.840 and i ran into him on the street he's like i'm a hypnotist i was there i go help me hypnotist 0.95

00:48:05.540 i'm having the worst day ever the worst day ever he goes no you're not i go sure sir i can assure 0.99

00:48:11.200 you my day is fucking shit and he goes it's only that way because you're telling yourself it is 0.99

00:48:16.360 he goes what if you press the restart button right now start over from the day and i go 1.00

00:48:20.800 you know what mr hypnotist man you're right and so i did i pressed the restart button and guess 1.00

00:48:28.180 what happened it just kept getting worse my day sucked the day was fucking horrible fuck you 1.00

00:48:35.640 Fuck you, hypnotist guy. 1.00

00:48:37.360 You ruined my day because you gave me false hope. 1.00

00:48:40.540 You made me optimistic for bullshit. 1.00

00:48:42.720 That's so funny that you said that. 0.99

00:48:44.660 Because anytime a hypnotist guy, because by the way, that's what they're all called.

00:48:48.500 If they're male, if they're men and they come up to you to hypnotize, they're hypnotizer guys.

00:48:52.800 They're hypnotist guys.

00:48:54.360 But every time they walk up to me, they always have the same feeling. 1.00

00:48:57.880 Get the fuck away from me. 1.00

00:48:59.540 Why are you trying to steal my mojo? 1.00

00:49:01.080 Because do you want to know what they want me to do?

00:49:02.920 They want me to pass out.

00:49:04.620 They want to steal my wallet.

00:49:06.080 I have a question.

00:49:06.940 How often are you running into hypnotists?

00:49:08.780 Oh, it's pretty likely.

00:49:11.800 Pretty much once or twice every decade.

00:49:14.560 There's typically a line of them outside the therapy.

00:49:16.360 Drag that on the screen, Brent, so we can all play blackjack together with my bookie.

00:49:19.360 Jimmy, hang on a sec.

00:49:22.180 Here's the problem.

00:49:23.580 I'm going to guess the first two cars.

00:49:24.880 Now, here's the problem with some of the online casinos.

00:49:27.760 Your dealer sometimes is pixelated.

00:49:31.600 See Paul there?

00:49:32.740 He was occasionally pixelated. 0.58

00:49:35.820 Oh, whoa, just women, women, women on the screen.

00:49:39.100 Bro, VIP table.

00:49:40.400 All right, here we go, guys.

00:49:40.960 Please don't be a pixelated dealer.

00:49:42.120 Please don't be a pixelated dealer.

00:49:42.660 All jokes aside, this is actually fun.

00:49:44.120 I feel like that's why we can joke about it.

00:49:45.220 We had a lot of fun playing this last episode.

00:49:46.580 We're going to play blackjack for a little bit.

00:49:48.180 We got a good strategy.

00:49:49.180 Mike's always been my go-to guy to give me blackjack advice.

00:49:52.460 But my bookie now is live dealers.

00:49:53.980 If you're feeling lonely, we are in quarantine.

00:49:56.160 Table's where you can play by yourself if you want to stay lonely.

00:49:59.620 Blackjack is my personal favorite, and that's a fact.

00:50:02.100 But they've got a ton of stuff

00:50:03.160 They've got war slots

00:50:03.880 Roulette

00:50:04.180 All the best casino games

00:50:05.280 Got some pretty crazy

00:50:06.460 Casino bonuses

00:50:07.080 That you can use

00:50:07.820 When you sign up

00:50:08.360 To get some extra money

00:50:09.200 To play with

00:50:10.300 There's no way

00:50:11.300 We got to this table

00:50:12.200 During a god dang shuffle 0.99

00:50:13.680 What the fuck 0.98

00:50:15.180 Are the chances 0.98

00:50:15.780 That's the day

00:50:16.700 That's the day

00:50:17.400 They're keeping it clean

00:50:18.280 You know

00:50:18.620 Alright well

00:50:19.420 Loading it

00:50:20.100 He's becoming pixelated

00:50:21.800 He's our dealer

00:50:23.060 Could you imagine

00:50:23.720 If you were in Vegas

00:50:24.900 And all of a sudden

00:50:25.480 Your dealer just like

00:50:26.380 Starts pixelating

00:50:27.180 Thanos evaporates

00:50:28.880 That's the parallel universe thing

00:50:30.400 Or that's when you get

00:50:31.140 Something in your drink

00:50:32.280 You guys can play this game on your phone, laptop, computer,

00:50:35.080 your laptop, computer, whatever you prefer.

00:50:37.500 They've got a ton of blackjack tournaments.

00:50:38.800 A lot of them are free to sign up.

00:50:40.280 You can win big without even paying an entry fee.

00:50:42.640 Let's see if we're going to win big right now.

00:50:44.040 He's become three people.

00:50:45.420 He's losing all ability to be a human at this point.

00:50:50.000 Look at all this.

00:50:50.780 It's like the Matrix.

00:50:53.060 We've been dealt an eight.

00:50:54.260 Dealer's got a nine.

00:50:55.240 We've got a five.

00:50:55.940 Who knows what he has?

00:50:57.080 He's got a pixelated hand.

00:51:01.100 Oh, my God.

00:51:02.160 What are we up against here?

00:51:02.900 No, we got 13.

00:51:04.080 This ain't good for us. 0.95

00:51:04.920 You got to hit, you got to hit, you got to hit.

00:51:06.620 Did it click it?

00:51:08.240 I'm trying, Paul.

00:51:09.960 Oh, hit, hit.

00:51:11.620 I think I did it.

00:51:12.600 I'm sorry, Paul.

00:51:14.200 He was waiting on us.

00:51:15.620 Can you hear us?

00:51:16.500 No.

00:51:16.920 Thank God.

00:51:18.480 Paul, I hit, I hit. 1.00

00:51:19.660 Paul, I fucking. 1.00

00:51:21.080 Oh, 21. 0.99

00:51:22.300 Guys, let's go. 1.00

00:51:23.760 You fucking pixelated, man. 1.00

00:51:27.220 Wow. 1.00

00:51:28.220 21 right off the rip.

00:51:29.640 We do good when we play live.

00:51:31.220 I noticed that.

00:51:32.600 Well, yeah, because we always lose normally.

00:51:34.500 Yeah, I know.

00:51:34.960 But on my bookie, it seems like things are great.

00:51:38.640 For making sports bets.

00:51:40.840 But I had no idea that Casinos went this deep.

00:51:44.640 All right.

00:51:45.700 So we won.

00:51:46.220 Great.

00:51:46.500 Great job.

00:51:47.240 Well, let's bet some more then.

00:51:49.640 Also, if you guys don't know how to play blackjack, if you're new, don't worry.

00:51:52.260 You can practice with smaller hands until you're ready to play with the big boys.

00:51:55.220 And that's what my sheet says.

00:51:56.080 I probably wouldn't have said that in real life.

00:51:57.220 Hey, let's do a big $75 dollar banger.

00:52:01.060 Oh, you bet $75?

00:52:02.160 Oh, he's going cash.

00:52:02.920 Why does Paul look pissed on this one?

00:52:05.220 Oh, he's tired.

00:52:06.260 He's having a long day, too.

00:52:08.400 He's like some guy came to the table earlier and tried to hypnotize me. 0.90

00:52:11.760 I hate everyone.

00:52:14.740 All right, we got a five.

00:52:16.540 Back in the matrix.

00:52:17.260 Dealer drew a three.

00:52:18.180 Oh, we got 15.

00:52:19.320 Oh, my God, dude.

00:52:19.780 You got to stay, Mike.

00:52:21.200 You got to stay.

00:52:21.960 He's going to bust.

00:52:24.260 All right, so we're going to go ahead and stay.

00:52:27.220 I like when he has three hands

00:52:29.420 Yeah, me too

00:52:30.360 I notice his fingers curve up

00:52:32.620 Not to be that guy, but I can't be the only one that sees this

00:52:35.180 Dude, every time he pixelates

00:52:37.020 They are like my fingers

00:52:38.120 They do this

00:52:39.400 I feel like he's going to say

00:52:40.980 Hello, Mr. Anderson

00:52:43.340 I'd love to meet these guys in real life

00:52:46.120 I feel like a real standout gentleman

00:52:47.820 What does it mean to wear a ring on your middle finger?

00:52:50.260 Is that just swag?

00:52:53.060 For seven

00:52:53.740 Are you kidding?

00:52:56.120 Are you kidding?

00:52:57.220 that was a big bet too

00:52:58.680 he took our money

00:52:59.440 but hopefully you win guys

00:53:00.780 just go to mybookie.com

00:53:02.380 start playing some blackjack

00:53:03.900 if you're feeling like

00:53:04.920 playing some blackjack

00:53:05.960 or any other casino game

00:53:07.860 apologies for the worst ad read ever

00:53:10.800 but it's just one of those days

00:53:12.520 I think everybody out there

00:53:14.700 can I go all in here

00:53:16.620 how much money do I have left

00:53:17.860 this is like an episode where

00:53:20.080 I may title it something like

00:53:22.980 definitely don't watch this episode

00:53:24.280 just so in case people do

00:53:26.040 set expectations

00:53:29.020 like really don't watch this episode

00:53:32.440 he's turned into a

00:53:34.440 he's turned into a puddle

00:53:35.620 you got 14 are you kidding me

00:53:37.540 it's not good I guess a 5 though

00:53:39.460 he's popping 1.00

00:53:40.060 he ain't living this one out

00:53:42.680 Paul I didn't do anything

00:53:44.540 why did you go to the last guy I didn't even say yes or no

00:53:47.040 that was my fault

00:53:48.920 we couldn't do it

00:53:50.300 let's see what he got

00:53:51.960 oh you gotta be

00:53:53.840 what do you know

00:53:57.760 alright well it looks like I got my money back

00:53:59.800 you can always count on my book for a good time

00:54:01.780 and lots of fun

00:54:03.300 I love that table

00:54:04.900 alright well I'm going to close out of this and give you your microphone

00:54:07.220 detractor back

00:54:08.740 that's deterred

00:54:11.340 let's take

00:54:12.140 I got a question for you

00:54:14.080 it's not a question it's a statement

00:54:15.620 you ever heard of the difference between you

00:54:17.000 let's take some questions from some fans on Twitter

00:54:20.240 you already have them

00:54:21.220 yeah I'll get them

00:54:22.640 I'll ask them right now.

00:54:24.060 They'll come in real time.

00:54:25.020 Hit one more topic.

00:54:26.120 We're talking to people for longer, more minutes?

00:54:29.260 How have you guys stayed mentally sane while in quarantine?

00:54:32.200 Oh, here's the answer.

00:54:33.000 We haven't.

00:54:33.560 No, we haven't.

00:54:34.100 Nope, gone.

00:54:34.780 Completely missing.

00:54:37.040 When do you want to start a family slash have kids?

00:54:40.820 Why'd you read it like that?

00:54:42.620 Also, do you want to read the usernames of these family people?

00:54:46.300 Yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure.

00:54:47.440 The first person mentally, O'Milly.

00:54:50.220 at omilly 0.56

00:54:52.200 the second person

00:54:54.220 when do you want to start a family slash have kids

00:54:56.320 Mike tweeted we're on impulsive who has questions

00:54:58.340 for us go ahead hurry go

00:54:59.520 here we go biggest fear we already

00:55:02.200 talked about that did you ever think you would become a

00:55:04.180 social media influencer Mike that's a good

00:55:06.120 question for you because you were

00:55:08.120 a corporate guy paying social media influencers

00:55:10.040 to do your dirty

00:55:12.120 work and sell those beanbags 1.00

00:55:14.420 yeah

00:55:14.860 I mean

00:55:18.120 no

00:55:18.780 i didn't i didn't think so but i will say this stranger things have happened my life has been

00:55:26.080 a strange roller coaster ride of emotion and backflips of disorganized anarchy i loved watching

00:55:33.080 logan fight both times when will his next fight be boy hopefully soon boy do we have

00:55:39.540 I have something for you.

00:55:43.080 Boy, all that YouTube boxing talk, all of it, just dying. 1.00

00:55:49.800 Just shot to shit. 1.00

00:55:50.780 No one's going to give a single solitary fuck about anybody's YouTube boxing. 1.00

00:55:56.540 And I hate to say it because I love DAZN. 0.96

00:55:58.020 I love those guys.

00:56:00.900 But God dang what we were working on right now.

00:56:04.040 God dang.

00:56:04.640 It's large.

00:56:05.480 Daniel S35376320 says,

00:56:09.280 what's your biggest success so far in life?

00:56:12.120 Mac,

00:56:12.640 I want to point that question at you.

00:56:15.040 My biggest success so far in life,

00:56:17.060 being able to do what I love

00:56:19.380 and trade my art slash craft slash abilities

00:56:24.700 for the life that I live.

00:56:27.480 I like that.

00:56:28.560 I realized mine before this podcast started.

00:56:33.300 Okay.

00:56:34.440 They say work smarter, not harder.

00:56:37.300 My biggest success in life

00:56:39.920 Has been able to

00:56:41.160 Work smart

00:56:43.620 Has been me being able to work smart

00:56:46.420 And work hard

00:56:47.280 Yo that's

00:56:49.140 I swear to god that's the secret formula

00:56:51.720 If you can work super strategically 1.00

00:56:54.740 At shit you're good at 0.99

00:56:55.920 Like you say it all the time 1.00

00:56:57.460 I got lucky the first thing I tried in life

00:56:59.300 I loved it it was my thing

00:57:00.880 Yeesh

00:57:02.060 I said find the

00:57:03.880 Balance of

00:57:06.820 what you love and what you're good at

00:57:08.760 if you could find that sweet spot

00:57:10.840 right in the middle of the two of those

00:57:12.920 because there's a lot of people out there

00:57:14.580 I don't want to distract them or detract

00:57:17.000 from their dreams, they want to be a singer

00:57:19.100 but they got no mouth

00:57:21.260 they got no

00:57:23.440 no mouth in check 0.83

00:57:25.060 add them to the list of extremely marginalized

00:57:27.080 people you've pissed off, here's the list

00:57:29.180 people who have been abducted by monkeys

00:57:31.080 primates, women 1.00

00:57:32.920 who have Barbie vaginas 1.00

00:57:35.480 it's a thing 1.00

00:57:37.040 And now, unfortunately, people who have no mouths.

00:57:39.760 You forgot people have been caught in half by elevators. 1.00

00:57:44.000 God, you're an asshole. 1.00

00:57:45.520 You're digging yourself a deep hole. 1.00

00:57:46.660 Sorry, what I'm saying is, you know, there are people that want to sing, but they can't sing.

00:57:51.840 They're not good at singing.

00:57:52.840 And so I don't want to distract from them, but maybe they're really good at engineering music.

00:57:57.480 Find what you're good at and make it align with what you love.

00:58:00.280 It's hard.

00:58:00.720 I think if you're listening to this podcast, it's late in your life, and I understand that jump, that leap can be hard for a lot of people.

00:58:10.660 It's never too late.

00:58:11.640 They always say that.

00:58:12.600 But I'm going to really preach this advice to my children, and I'm going to really monitor their interests as a kid.

00:58:19.580 Because I noticed mine have not changed.

00:58:21.240 When I was seven, I said, I want to be an author.

00:58:22.920 I want to be a writer.

00:58:23.800 When I was eight, I go, I want a video camera.

00:58:25.840 Now I'm storytelling on camera.

00:58:27.900 It happened.

00:58:28.580 Notice your kids' interests

00:58:32.040 And then foster them

00:58:34.300 I'd like to add one thing to that

00:58:37.000 Not everyone has to want to be a CEO

00:58:39.640 Or top level person

00:58:41.100 Well hell no

00:58:42.460 But that's like the mentality that's pushed

00:58:44.340 You gotta work 80 hour weeks

00:58:45.700 You gotta do this

00:58:46.680 We see it all over the place

00:58:48.280 Work hard, work hard, work hard

00:58:49.220 Some people want to work the 9 to 5

00:58:50.780 And enjoy their lives

00:58:51.580 And then on the weekends

00:58:52.220 Go fishing with their friends

00:58:53.540 In the river

00:58:54.380 I think we're gonna have

00:58:56.760 Quite a few more questions on there

00:58:58.280 if you refresh that screen.

00:58:59.560 Screen, screen, screen.

00:59:00.820 Refresh that screen.

00:59:01.400 Do you have a bigger success?

00:59:05.280 I mean, probably.

00:59:05.760 I wrote a book.

00:59:06.600 I don't know if you guys know this,

00:59:07.420 but I wrote a book.

00:59:08.580 And by the way, 0.99

00:59:09.440 it's fucking crushing. 0.99

00:59:12.000 People love it, bro. 0.99

00:59:13.380 Like, I wrote a book that people love

00:59:14.760 that was in the top 10.

00:59:15.960 Can I answer this question?

00:59:16.920 I'm sorry.

00:59:18.000 This one's also sort of Logan Boxing,

00:59:20.640 but why would Giovanni Torres?

00:59:23.700 Again, just these at names are hard.

00:59:26.100 Try it. 0.98

00:59:26.580 At Giovanna Guerrero 2.

00:59:30.020 Why would Logan continue boxing when his life is really good right now?

00:59:32.440 If he goes back to his YouTube, it will slow down because of training?

00:59:35.160 That's a fact.

00:59:36.580 And why would I continue boxing?

00:59:38.740 Boxing is dangerous. 1.00

00:59:40.420 That's a sport for some brolic ass dudes. 1.00

00:59:44.520 And there's some serious real life repercussions that come from getting hit in the head that many times. 0.99

00:59:49.500 And for me, the honest answer is, I love it.

00:59:55.120 I hate that I love it.

00:59:56.320 Wait, getting hit in the head or fighting?

00:59:57.960 Fighting.

00:59:58.340 I love the competitive nature of boxing.

01:00:01.580 I don't think there's a more primal form of sport.

01:00:04.580 It's modern day gladiators.

01:00:06.720 And because I am a YouTuber, there is a stigma, especially in LA, that comes along with that.

01:00:13.480 And being a boxer, people read you different.

01:00:16.500 People give you respect that they might not have before.

01:00:19.240 Is that because they're terrified that you're going to punch them in the head?

01:00:21.180 I don't know what it is.

01:00:22.060 But maybe when you're the baddest dude in the room, which doesn't always happen, there's an energy that you carry.

01:00:32.300 And people look at you a little different.

01:00:33.820 And I like it.

01:00:34.420 That happened to me with the book, too.

01:00:35.700 I'm going to be completely honest.

01:00:36.500 When you publish a book, it gives you a whole new level.

01:00:40.740 There's 700 questions already.

01:00:43.180 What?

01:00:44.540 700?

01:00:44.940 Your Twitter is highly engaged.

01:00:47.420 Highly engaged.

01:00:48.540 There's 700.

01:00:48.980 I'm going to ask you guys this, and I don't know about the studio audience,

01:00:52.240 but I'd prefer to answer every question that comes in on this.

01:00:54.560 Every single one.

01:00:56.560 Top five artists, all-time favorites, but not goats, though.

01:01:00.160 Jackson Pollock.

01:01:01.260 Not goats.

01:01:03.620 Pablo Picasso.

01:01:04.520 I don't think that meant that kind of artist.

01:01:06.540 Monet.

01:01:07.540 Let's keep going.

01:01:09.240 Most overhyped movie.

01:01:11.700 I don't have that answer.

01:01:13.340 Lana or Logan?

01:01:15.380 It depends on what activity I'm doing with said person.

01:01:18.980 there's got to be an overhyped movie surely there was one i saw recently that was i thought we kept

01:01:23.800 saying once upon a time in hollywood i haven't seen it oh you didn't watch it it was good it's

01:01:28.320 so long it's slow yeah it's slow i gotta watch that was it oh uncut gems that was it complex

01:01:33.560 yo what was the deal with complex and uncut gems can we talk about this i never gotta be a deal

01:01:39.380 a cahoots deal yeah i've for one enjoyed uncut gems it was probably cool to see yourself in it

01:01:45.520 right i love you it was an anxiety ridden festival for me i loved it i loved every second of them

01:01:53.180 you know i love slow movies still slower movies i love them yeah american made wasn't all that fast

01:01:58.360 we watched american made last night but it's a true story you like true stories i love true

01:02:02.900 stories let me i got a true story for you it's called the fifth vital it's out on amazon come on

01:02:07.920 All right, go ahead.

01:02:12.320 Favorite part about being with Lana?

01:02:16.560 Will Mac ever shave his beard?

01:02:18.000 From A.M. Perzada.

01:02:19.480 Oh.

01:02:20.660 Was that a question for me or Mike? 1.00

01:02:23.000 Would I be wrong to say that ass? 0.99

01:02:25.100 The views? 1.00

01:02:27.540 The views of that ass? 1.00

01:02:29.180 Nah, she's just... 1.00

01:02:30.740 It's nice having a...

01:02:32.920 It's not...

01:02:33.400 Okay.

01:02:34.220 Here's how I'll say it.

01:02:35.580 It's nice having a always on 24 seven breath of fresh air, like of like of like nice positive energy.

01:02:47.320 We get in some tiffs.

01:02:49.040 We get in some tiffs.

01:02:49.860 They're quick.

01:02:50.660 But for the most part, it's just always like I call her.

01:02:52.960 She's happy.

01:02:53.600 She's upbeat.

01:02:54.240 She's having a good day.

01:02:55.900 I like that.

01:02:56.820 I like I like I like positive energy.

01:02:58.780 I like positive spirits like Jeff.

01:03:00.300 Jeff, dude, look at Jeff Levin.

01:03:01.540 Can we get a camera on Jeff Levin?

01:03:02.960 Look, look at this face.

01:03:03.900 Zoom way in, way too far on his face.

01:03:07.240 Is Mac the reincarnate of Vincent Van Gogh from Reno 1999?

01:03:13.500 If I cut off my ear, I'll let you know, but I don't think so.

01:03:18.980 He's a cool guy, but I don't think so.

01:03:21.860 Perpy Dergy says, who actually read the book on y'all's team?

01:03:24.580 Not a single person.

01:03:25.500 Mike is reading me the book right now.

01:03:27.880 You're on how far?

01:03:28.680 i have met probably four people who have read part of the book but not finished it and they're

01:03:34.680 all on this team it's almost like you guys already know the story oh that's why i said it in my

01:03:40.120 instagram post i said i said i haven't read it but i'm sure it's great like i've been honest about

01:03:43.260 you know mike's been reading so we're doing the audiobook and he's literally like reading the book

01:03:47.200 and i'm sitting there recording it so i get to have the author of the book read it to me i think

01:03:50.980 that's pretty cool oh that's oh that's awesome yeah at first oh that's what you guys doing there

01:03:55.500 at night i thought you oh you thought i was dropping track ksi disc track or some well no

01:04:00.240 in a way i was like oh they're they're working they're grinding and you definitely are and you

01:04:03.980 are too but but you do get to listen to a really fascinating book it's interesting i i at so many

01:04:11.820 times i'm like what is wrong with this kid yeah but i'm figuring out slowly i'm excited about it

01:04:18.560 too because a lot of people ask for me to read it and so that's coming soon i like this one

01:04:22.100 from Rohan18169272.

01:04:25.220 How do you spend money?

01:04:28.860 Usually I try.

01:04:29.700 Okay, I got an answer for this.

01:04:31.500 And then I'll pass it to you guys.

01:04:33.140 I prefer to do it on credit card.

01:04:36.360 I use Chase.

01:04:37.020 I use Chase Sapphire Preferred.

01:04:39.280 They've got a tremendous point system.

01:04:41.580 They've always been good to me.

01:04:42.560 They've got a helpline that I call 24-7.

01:04:44.640 They'll answer the phone immediately.

01:04:45.920 And I feel good about the card.

01:04:47.380 It's thick.

01:04:47.880 It's made of steel.

01:04:48.980 It's not, you know, the Amex.

01:04:50.280 You do the Amex Platinum, right?

01:04:51.560 Mm-hmm.

01:04:52.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:52.480 No limit.

01:04:53.420 Yeah.

01:04:54.100 Yeah, I don't know.

01:04:56.580 I try to put it back into my production, 1.00

01:05:00.060 but I end up just buying dumb fucking shit. 1.00

01:05:03.140 Drake on a skateboard at my damn croissant said, 1.00

01:05:05.580 what's the best brand of water? 0.99

01:05:07.300 I'd say anything but Dasani.

01:05:09.420 Well, I got a girlfriend that's obsessed with one brand.

01:05:12.540 Ascensia.

01:05:13.760 Ascensia.

01:05:14.320 How much is it?

01:05:16.120 $2.39 a bottle.

01:05:17.700 $2.39 a bottle.

01:05:18.380 What do you got, Jeff?

01:05:18.960 Can you zoom in on Jeff's face again?

01:05:20.580 really really hard like way too far zoom really in there way in way i want to see his pores yes

01:05:25.240 it's actually not ph balanced water exposed exposed essentially exposed favorite podcast

01:05:33.000 hold on i'm not done yet i don't have an answer to this question but i'll tell you what the

01:05:36.240 what the worst brand of water is makes me upset oh this is visceral reaction arrowhead

01:05:42.800 we get that arrowhead arrowhead is the one water that i can taste and i know i'm drinking arrowhead 1.00

01:05:48.780 because it tastes like shit. 1.00

01:05:51.720 Wow. 1.00

01:05:52.720 Would Logan ever consider a career as a police officer

01:05:55.240 or a firefighter after his YouTube?

01:05:57.200 I could see you.

01:05:58.820 Oh, and that is, sorry, that's Nico Caperso.

01:06:01.300 Nico 24C.

01:06:02.540 I could see you rocking the firefighter, yes or no?

01:06:06.580 You hit me?

01:06:08.400 Me? Oh, yeah.

01:06:09.300 Zoom in on Jeff.

01:06:10.320 He's not even saying anything this time,

01:06:11.400 but just hit him again.

01:06:13.000 Not.

01:06:14.720 Be respectful to the firefighters.

01:06:16.980 Well, you don't have to tell us.

01:06:18.300 Jeff, what about that wasn't respectful?

01:06:20.840 Yeah.

01:06:22.760 All right.

01:06:23.320 Go as hard as you can on respect right now. 0.98

01:06:27.520 Like, he said, go crazy.

01:06:29.040 That would seem like it almost is sarcastic then.

01:06:33.080 Yeah, that's true.

01:06:34.640 Will Logan ever – what else you got?

01:06:36.960 Tanner Gibson says, how did Logan manage to lock up Josie?

01:06:41.220 I'm seeing that right now, too.

01:06:43.200 I actually don't know.

01:06:44.820 um i i have a theory all right so i'm a pretty like uh i'm a pretty complex person

01:06:54.460 there's like me on camera there's me off camera and then there's a version of me that exists past

01:07:01.060 11 p.m that like the only person who would ever really see it is the girl i'm with who i share a

01:07:07.320 bed with and there's a lot of layers to me that i think maybe fascinate her and i'm a nice guy

01:07:15.220 i like her i don't fucking know yeah maybe also she likes you probably probably i think that

01:07:22.300 probably helps how much alcohol blake leisure leisure blake leisure underscore blake how much 0.99

01:07:27.700 alcohol have you drank since 2020 began oh mike zero not a single fucking sip i can't believe 0.99

01:07:37.060 that i can't believe i i'm still trucking on that shit dude it's wild logan's about 50 percent of 0.97

01:07:42.740 the way i'm i'm pretty i'm pretty normal my my typical intake for the year i'm down i'm definitely 0.98

01:07:48.080 down a percentage but i'm probably about 70 percent of where i would have been anyway most 0.98

01:07:53.040 regretful business decision listen here kids don't buy the hype do your fucking research bad 0.99

01:07:59.880 investments that you literally lose all your money listen to your trusted advisors and generals 0.99

01:08:04.860 I've probably lost a quarter million dollars on investments that my business managers have told me not to.

01:08:14.100 Lost.

01:08:14.720 It's gone.

01:08:15.240 It's gone.

01:08:17.780 What's one thing you must accomplish before the end of your life?

01:08:21.020 From Jeff Swift Saxton.

01:08:23.280 I like that guy.

01:08:23.920 At Jeff Saxton.

01:08:24.360 I like that guy.

01:08:25.060 Good guy.

01:08:25.400 Good guy.

01:08:25.920 Real standout guy.

01:08:27.200 Firefighter, actually.

01:08:28.580 And that's facts.

01:08:29.260 I'm speaking facts that are factual.

01:08:30.460 Who?

01:08:30.980 Jeff Swift Saxton.

01:08:32.120 You know that?

01:08:32.660 I DM him.

01:08:33.600 shut the front door he's a god dang firefighter stand out gentleman a volunteer firefighter from

01:08:39.240 forked river forked forked river real great real great guy he asked me how to uh he asked me some

01:08:45.500 workout advice he goes hey man i want to get in shape i want to start working out i said guy

01:08:49.220 hire a trainer it'll change your life that's a great change your life he did he's down how

01:08:54.460 what does it say he said uh as of this morning two month mark i've dropped an additional eight

01:08:58.540 pounds to put me at 254

01:09:00.300 starting at 278

01:09:02.560 in March. And you attribute this to

01:09:04.460 potentially a little bit to a conversation you guys

01:09:06.580 had. I mean, he

01:09:08.180 has the drive. I just made a suggestion.

01:09:10.820 What did he say? What was his question?

01:09:12.880 He said, what's one thing we'd want to

01:09:14.460 accomplish by the end of our life?

01:09:16.060 I showed you a picture of

01:09:18.480 a lazy river today that I want to go on real bad.

01:09:20.860 You think I could try to pull it up.

01:09:22.300 Why don't you guys answer? I'd like to

01:09:24.200 facilitate

01:09:24.960 this is tough because this is not me at all right now but i'd like to facilitate

01:09:32.660 the advancement of technology okay i've been having these weird thoughts lately

01:09:40.900 about how far behind we really are yeah you've been telling me about this shit david and i had 0.98

01:09:47.180 this conversation in in the kitchen last night and i'll say it again the wheel that's the best 0.99

01:09:54.740 we have? Right now, yeah, man.

01:09:56.880 The fucking wheel? Also, we have rocket 0.99

01:09:58.900 ships that go into space, so talk to Jet Bezos.

01:10:00.560 How long have we had the wheel?

01:10:03.180 A long-ass time. How long

01:10:04.840 did it take humans to invent the light

01:10:06.760 bulb?

01:10:09.280 We're far behind.

01:10:10.940 Yeah, but we went from, like, light bulbs...

01:10:12.600 Like, think about it this way. When did we invent planes?

01:10:16.680 1901?

01:10:18.420 1901 or

01:10:18.940 1903? 1903.

01:10:20.520 1903. Kitty Hawk. Fucking Wright brothers.

01:10:22.940 They're awesome. 0.99

01:10:23.840 And then 16 years later, World War I, we're flying across the ocean.

01:10:27.900 Listen, what's your improvement for a wheel?

01:10:29.920 I've asked you this a thousand times.

01:10:31.540 I don't know.

01:10:32.240 I will figure it out.

01:10:34.840 There we go.

01:10:36.080 I mean, in a way, we saw the wheel.

01:10:38.140 We've seen the wheel evolved.

01:10:40.620 Have you not seen those tires on the warfare trucks that turn into triangles?

01:10:46.820 So they turn into tracks, and then they turn back into circles, tires?

01:10:51.420 That's a pretty good wheel.

01:10:52.280 I guess I'm just talking about, like, means of transportation.

01:10:55.180 God dang it.

01:10:55.520 That is. 1.00

01:10:56.500 Like, I'm telling you, clip this fucking moment. 0.99

01:10:59.940 I'm going to be 90 years old trying to explain this technology to my kids' kids. 1.00

01:11:05.660 And maybe they're kids' kids' kids.

01:11:07.760 And they're going to be mind boggled at how simplistic we were living.

01:11:13.420 And I'm really starting to realize.

01:11:15.220 And I acknowledge where we are currently and how great these advancements in technology are.

01:11:21.100 in this little infinity box

01:11:22.140 that has turned us

01:11:22.680 into half cyborgs

01:11:23.560 but there's just

01:11:24.540 there's just so much

01:11:26.640 undiscovered

01:11:27.860 well I mean

01:11:28.520 we're working on

01:11:29.120 the hyper loop

01:11:30.980 I know

01:11:31.580 but here's the thing

01:11:32.260 about Elon Musk

01:11:32.900 here's the thing

01:11:33.240 about Elon Musk

01:11:33.880 the man's a genius

01:11:35.180 he's ahead of his time

01:11:36.880 wise beyond his years

01:11:38.740 except technology

01:11:41.060 has not caught up

01:11:42.080 to his ideas

01:11:43.140 he literally has to

01:11:44.800 create the technology

01:11:46.080 that has to be 0.95

01:11:46.720 pretty fucking stressed 0.97

01:11:47.560 that's what him 0.98

01:11:47.980 and Jeff Bezos

01:11:48.480 are doing

01:11:48.820 they're trying to

01:11:49.340 lay the foundation

01:11:50.100 so that the next

01:11:51.040 next generation of inventors

01:11:53.860 and smart people are able to

01:11:55.480 build those technologies. Empowering the

01:11:57.720 generations to come. That's going to be my mission.

01:11:59.920 Speaking of generations to come. Hey, I got an answer.

01:12:02.000 What do I want to do before I die?

01:12:03.800 I want to be a grandfather.

01:12:05.560 Oh, nice.

01:12:07.840 That's it. There's a bunch of other

01:12:09.820 stuff, but that's one that I think

01:12:11.360 I really, really, really just would love to

01:12:13.780 have a

01:12:15.700 grandkid. Even one grandkid would be 0.97

01:12:17.620 great, but a couple probably would be better.

01:12:19.040 Mike sent me this

01:12:22.680 This is a cool thing

01:12:23.240 This is the only thing I want to do

01:12:24.500 Because I wrote a book

01:12:25.380 So this is it

01:12:26.140 This is it

01:12:26.620 This is the rest of my life right here 1.00

01:12:27.960 It's in China

01:12:30.320 I like that they use Gatorade for the water too

01:12:32.460 It's like a giant lazy river

01:12:36.200 Going down a beautiful mountain flower hill 0.98

01:12:38.200 Are you sticking your cork in my pelvis 1.00

01:12:40.040 Look at this shit 1.00

01:12:41.100 And that's where it is 1.00

01:12:44.580 It's on top of that majestic mountain top

01:12:46.980 Where is it at? Wuhan?

01:12:48.460 No, it's in China.

01:12:50.200 It's in Mount Laozoon. 0.53

01:12:55.060 Tag a at friend.

01:12:57.460 Who's friend?

01:12:58.160 Who's friend?

01:12:58.740 Can we see who friend is?

01:12:59.560 Yeah, can you click that?

01:13:01.600 Mike, do you remember your first gamer tag? 0.97

01:13:04.480 You fucked that one up, Roily. 0.96

01:13:05.740 I do. 0.98

01:13:07.000 It was Mighty Mouse.

01:13:08.560 Really?

01:13:09.220 Yeah, Mighty Mouse 1313.

01:13:11.420 Danny Strobel, at Danny Strobel, Danielle Strobel, asked,

01:13:15.700 when is this podcast going to end?

01:13:17.980 Oh, David, David, Danny over there on the, on the producer and engineer currently.

01:13:24.540 Cause I don't, I don't know exactly what you guys have planned.

01:13:27.360 I don't care.

01:13:28.960 No, hold on a sec.

01:13:30.040 Hold on.

01:13:30.780 Jeff, can you take the camera over for a minute?

01:13:33.480 No, go ahead.

01:13:34.180 Give it up.

01:13:34.820 Sit down.

01:13:35.740 Jeff's on it.

01:13:36.860 This is absurd.

01:13:37.800 Okay.

01:13:39.240 Um, wait, that, that was actually a perfect out, Mike.

01:13:42.160 I'm going to go ahead and use that.

01:13:43.000 Oh, go for it.

01:13:43.700 All right.

01:13:43.960 There's just so many good questions.

01:13:46.000 I am so sorry.

01:13:47.120 I don't really know how else to sign off 0.99

01:13:49.620 for the shit show 0.99

01:13:51.780 that has transpired today 0.99

01:13:53.000 thanks for

01:13:55.960 watching

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