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00:02:12.300 Every time you guys talk about somebody else's boobs in the house, the girlfriends all go,

00:02:16.780 Oh. 1.00

00:02:19.560 And Lana makes this really scary face to my brother. 0.56

00:02:22.400 She's like,

00:02:22.740 Yeah.

00:02:23.660 Like, whoa, whoa.

00:02:25.340 Yeah. 0.97

00:02:26.420 Anytime I want to throw Lana off her game,

00:02:28.940 all I have to say is,

00:02:30.060 you know, Lana,

00:02:30.680 I don't think you have what it takes

00:02:32.500 to be my sister-in-law someday.

00:02:34.220 She's always like…

00:02:35.860 Abby, you're so forward.

00:02:38.120 How's the relationship been with Lana so far?

00:02:47.740 Mikey, did you just fart?

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00:02:51.900 Is this how this episode is going to go today?

00:02:53.640 I think so.

00:02:54.200 welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world we got a really special person

00:02:59.480 joining us on set today it's mike's sister abby malak hey everybody here we are so abby it's just 0.99

00:03:06.040 crazy because like you're a real woman you're a real corporate i am a real fucking woman hell 1.00

00:03:10.600 yeah you got a real job vagina and everything giant husband husband and everything how's that 1.00

00:03:15.200 huh love my husband thank you jack vine who's currently serving in uniform he's out there so 0.99

00:03:20.580 that's why you're here right that is why i'm here she took a vacation here because jack's on

00:03:24.520 deployment and i'm i'm ticked off this morning is it because your sister's on the podcast that's

00:03:29.380 one of the reasons that's one of the reasons i'm ticked off this morning and i want to i want to

00:03:34.380 try to approach this objectively so can you give me 30 seconds here sure thank you today's memorial

00:03:39.400 day i want to start off the episode by thanking uh and remembering the people who died for this

00:03:45.080 country indeed that that uh allowed us to be free and continue to do what we do i want to think you

00:03:51.200 know remember their family members um for being there to support them and this morning i woke up

00:03:58.480 and i'm actually like i'm ticked off and i really am i'm saying i said that once already and i'm

00:04:03.080 like trying to think of the right words to say this but this morning i woke up and i don't want

00:04:06.940 to say it's wrong i want to give it out to other people i just want to tell what happened this

00:04:09.500 morning uh there was a a tweet from our president from donald trump who who called out the uh great

00:04:15.900 military service of one marine veteran but then called into question uh the military service of

00:04:22.140 another marine veteran by the name of connor lamb uh from the 17th district of pennsylvania he spelled

00:04:28.440 his name wrong too he didn't spell his name right people in the comments were uh asking who is this

00:04:33.200 connor lamb speak of we can't find him on google because he didn't even spell his name right he

00:04:37.540 spelled his name wrong um i've talked to a number of people from the military this morning i've

00:04:41.820 talked to people who have uh political science degrees people who who consult on topics like

00:04:47.040 this and they are in agreeance that this is this is in no way okay there's no world where it's okay

00:04:54.060 to be the president of the country and to call into question or say anything derogatory or

00:05:01.560 demeaning to a military veteran on Memorial Day. This, this, this fucked me up. And I've been 0.99

00:05:07.880 neutral, completely neutral on Trump topics. I've been staring clear of them. People have said,

00:05:12.240 you know, don't talk about those topics because it could hurt book sales or video views. You

00:05:16.680 polarize your audience. And I agree, but I am, I am genuinely curious this morning

00:05:22.180 of who would think that, that, that something like this is okay. I'm curious. I'm not,

00:05:28.140 i don't want to pass too much of a judgment maybe i already have you used a word there that i think

00:05:32.740 is where you made your mistake that is the word think right i don't think i don't think there was

00:05:37.760 much thinking that maybe went into this tweet i could be totally wrong but even like our our

00:05:41.980 military advisor that you talked to and amongst the number of people that you talked to about this

00:05:46.180 said like it isn't too out of line for trump to tweet something too out of line yeah like this

00:05:51.980 you know we are pretty regular our expectations like are this are they still high and this is

00:05:57.980 nothing out of the order i guess i thought i guess i thought that they were high enough

00:06:02.140 where i could expect the president to make a a statement thanking and remembering people who

00:06:09.080 have given their life for this country there is no tweet as of 225 on monday afternoon on memorial

00:06:14.980 day there is no tweet thanking those families there is no tweet thanking those who have died

00:06:19.480 or remembering them or thanking the veterans who are serving this country.

00:06:23.200 There is simply an attack on a Marine veteran on Memorial Day.

00:06:28.480 And I'm upset.

00:06:31.260 I'm not saying anything about Trump.

00:06:33.180 I don't want to call him any names.

00:06:34.480 I don't want to go feed into this.

00:06:36.520 I do want to say, once again, thank you to the people who have died.

00:06:41.160 Thank you to the families.

00:06:42.280 And thank you to Conor Lamb for serving this country.

00:06:45.900 Thank you to Jordan Pearson, my friend who gave his life in Iraq.

00:06:49.480 from milford connecticut in 2003 and thank you to my brother who is deployed right now serving

00:06:55.020 this country thank you to those people and that that's it i i don't i have nothing else to say

00:07:00.320 on it that's it that was well put mike do you think uh he even wants to be re-elected like

00:07:04.980 with stuff like that it's pretty seems like it might be self-sabotage it might be a ego thing

00:07:09.780 at this point like it might be like a game for him to just try to do it just to say he did it

00:07:13.800 i don't know see what you can get away with you know how we are in like the politics realm i like

00:07:17.660 I don't want to. I don't want to touch it. I really don't. But this this this upset me and the guy I talked to this morning, the main advisor said this is tasteless even for Trump.

00:07:27.220 But this is the reason why he was elected to office. He is has been elected to office because he is the anti-politician.

00:07:33.240 He's not cleaned up. He's not buttoned up. And I get all that. And I and I respect the voters for that. I get it.

00:07:37.620 I get that they're tired of the BS. And this is not a political thing. For some reason, this is this affected me today.

00:07:43.220 And that's all I'm saying. I'm not I'm not making any judgments or are passing anything.

00:07:46.500 Well, here's the good news.

00:07:47.620 We're your friends.

00:07:48.840 This is impulsive.

00:07:50.320 It's a fun, lighthearted podcast.

00:07:51.740 You're the funny guy.

00:07:52.860 Yeah, here I am.

00:07:53.780 And your sister's here.

00:07:54.540 Your family's here.

00:07:55.260 I look alike today.

00:07:55.660 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:56.060 Wow.

00:07:56.380 You with a wig, as you said.

00:07:58.440 So, yeah, you guys do look alike.

00:07:59.880 And Abby, why I—

00:08:00.980 Is it the Maverick shirt?

00:08:02.380 Oh, it might be.

00:08:03.900 Also, maybe the identical facial features.

00:08:07.840 And how you both turned and looked to the camera at the exact same time. 1.00

00:08:11.000 Mikey actually told me not to make my stupid face on camera today. 0.99

00:08:14.340 Which one is that? 0.99

00:08:14.860 I guess it looks like this.

00:08:15.600 i did not tell you to do that but i kind of wish you didn't six minutes in and it already didn't

00:08:22.680 work so abby just to paint you guys a picture of who this girl is and why the first thing i said

00:08:27.780 is like you're a real live woman you're smart you're successful you make money you're alive

00:08:33.000 abby last night i was sitting here doing some work and she goes to david our german videographer

00:08:37.860 she goes david have you seen the front page of the newspaper david goes no abby i i actually don't

00:08:44.020 read the newspaper but i do know that tana mojo has an only fans

00:08:47.400 there's been a lot of talk of what only fans is because i don't know she doesn't know anything

00:08:55.060 about this world is what i'm trying to say which is great yeah yeah which is great and david doesn't

00:08:59.240 know anything about the outside world right right which is great which is great it just lives in

00:09:04.440 the bubble but yeah tana monjo huge news huge news i mean i think that's a big one she started

00:09:11.360 in only fans there's a lot of humming coming out of the camp about the amount of money that was

00:09:15.260 made on day one i mean listen how much money you think she met tana mojo day one of only fans how

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00:09:37.560 or Tana's titties or Tana's tatas, right? 0.76

00:09:41.040 And you pay $4 for that. 0.99

00:09:42.520 So, yo, I mean, shit, if 50,000 people dropped 10 bucks a piece on it, 1.00

00:09:49.020 I'm seeing Tana's titties. 0.99

00:09:50.860 That's a half a million. 0.98

00:09:52.320 That's a half a million.

00:09:53.160 She did the Fortnite model, right?

00:09:54.840 Yeah, free game, in-app purchases.

00:09:56.960 All right, so talk to me about OnlyFans.

00:10:00.620 Tell me what's the concept.

00:10:03.680 They're only your fans?

00:10:05.560 That's the idea.

00:10:06.640 Great. 1.00

00:10:07.560 only your devoted fans come on to see your tits now i thought about signing up i did all right 1.00

00:10:15.240 because i heard about the bags and i and and tana was one of the the last people to sign on 0.86

00:10:20.320 and i don't think it's too far off her brand that's why i didn't mind this one when tana

00:10:24.520 said she's not only fans i said that makes sense i wouldn't call her the last one to sign on she

00:10:28.840 she's like ryan's toy time like like ryan secrets dogrick ryan seacrest like i feel like he's a

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00:10:55.820 I was thinking,

00:10:56.940 if I went on OnlyFans

00:10:58.540 and just did a series of tasteful nudes

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00:11:03.620 yeah do you think it would pop actually what the fuck am i doing i have an only fan hello i actually 0.79

00:11:09.080 have a bone to pick with with you people a real bone real bone okay okay here it is we started 0.97

00:11:14.020 this thing called the maverick club it's fucking awesome like actually awesome it provides extreme

00:11:18.680 value for a monthly subscription that's why i've been saying it's my version of an only fans we're 0.81

00:11:23.140 doing exclusive giveaways let me look at all our all our promos here that bruce buffer thing was

00:11:27.860 incredible you saw that dude he i loved how you put him on uh you cut his head off and put him on

00:11:32.740 what was he riding was like a little i gotta say that was a toy horse thing oh hey crush man

00:11:37.220 but bruce buffer he's the ufc legend the announcer he killed this promo we got weekly exclusive 0.59

00:11:42.180 content that's awesome it's stuff we cannot put on youtube it's fucking hilarious and it's a deeper 0.68

00:11:45.920 look inside our lives we got limited edition maverick clothing site wide discounts free 0.62

00:11:49.000 shipping in the u.s ten thousand dollars monthly giveaways facetiming members every week periodic

00:11:52.400 members dinners and we're giving away my dodge challenger eventually we're going to be giving

00:11:56.080 away rolls royces now you can do this at maverickclothing.com you join the maverick club

00:12:00.620 here's my here's my issue all right i want that bag i want that only fans bag

00:12:07.440 but if you're willing to pay to see some boobies rather than the ability to come to dinner with us

00:12:14.020 to get discounts on the website to win a rolls royce a challenge or whatever it is what are you 1.00

00:12:19.960 doing spend your money smarter i'm just pissed off i don't have tits to be honest with you 0.97

00:12:26.240 That's why I'm angry. 0.99

00:12:27.860 Because we know a doctor.

00:12:30.600 He could do it.

00:12:31.500 Yeah, we went to that doctor.

00:12:33.220 No, I'm just saying like,

00:12:34.420 here we are providing like actual value

00:12:37.680 and high quality entertainment. 1.00

00:12:40.860 And I guess in a way, boobs can be entertaining. 0.84

00:12:44.380 I mean, that's a whole, 0.97

00:12:46.240 well, that's a whole new can of worms.

00:12:47.780 They're pretty great.

00:12:48.240 I just like, how can I convince the dudes?

00:12:52.400 how can i convince the dudes who would rather see some boobs to come on over to the light side 0.93

00:12:58.800 add some boobs to the light side oh i did it what i did it what do you mean i brought boobs to my 1.00

00:13:04.500 show and now people now the guys that wanted to watch boobs they have to get value to see boobs 0.97

00:13:08.480 is there a chance i could use your boobs on my i feel like you kind of already do that's true

00:13:14.140 that's true definitely in that last thumbnail it's a combination it's a combination thing 0.96

00:13:18.220 You got to give them a little of both, you know?

00:13:20.080 Yeah.

00:13:20.260 I learned yesterday that I actually have some content on OnlyFans.

00:13:24.840 Some pictures I took made it to OnlyFans. 0.99

00:13:26.620 Shut up. 0.99

00:13:27.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:27.640 What?

00:13:28.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:28.620 Mac, because you took some nude photos of some girls. 1.00

00:13:30.880 I did. 0.89

00:13:31.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:32.080 And she started using them.

00:13:33.700 And, you know, with my blessing, please go ahead, use them.

00:13:35.980 I love that.

00:13:36.460 That's great for you. 1.00

00:13:37.320 Bullshit. 1.00

00:13:37.700 Absolutely. 1.00

00:13:38.260 No.

00:13:38.600 No, for this one in particular, yes, absolutely.

00:13:40.300 Okay.

00:13:40.620 She's a great girl. 1.00

00:13:42.380 And she's got a whole brand and movement behind it.

00:13:45.160 I was like, yeah, you know what?

00:13:45.880 Go ahead.

00:13:46.460 I'm happy about it.

00:13:47.180 I'm curious what the movement is. 0.98

00:13:48.900 She's got a thing called Porn for Punks. 0.94

00:13:50.900 So she's like a writer and she's trying to do like super indie, dark, scary pornographic content. 0.91

00:13:57.320 It's totally different than anything I've ever seen. 0.99

00:14:00.460 Probably that you two, you might have seen some weird shit. 0.99

00:14:02.260 I don't know, Mike. 1.00

00:14:02.880 Yeah, I have. 1.00

00:14:03.700 But I would still be interested in your horror whores, whatever you just call it. 1.00

00:14:07.620 That's a great way to describe it. 1.00

00:14:08.840 But she's all about that.

00:14:10.200 It's pretty interesting.

00:14:11.200 How many Lambos have to pass the girls who would never do OnlyFans before they do OnlyFans? 1.00

00:14:17.940 Like how many Tana's driving by and fucking crazy kitted out fucking Aventadors? 0.94

00:14:25.300 I really do believe that now we're maybe approaching the beginning of the is it too late phase. 0.99

00:14:32.560 Is it too late?

00:14:33.840 Oversaturation?

00:14:34.660 Swear to God.

00:14:35.040 Swear to God.

00:14:35.640 That's why we've been talking about can you do OnlyFans in a turtleneck, right? 0.99

00:14:41.200 turtle my sister wants to do turtle turtle toppers only turtles only i think you could 0.99

00:14:48.580 because you're corporate like reading some corporate as fuck drinking a tea at like a 0.98

00:14:53.140 coffee shop wait wait but you're actually you're actually not like that corporate abby which is 0.99

00:14:57.520 like like there's a lot of mike in you you know what i'm saying like how did you get hired or is

00:15:02.680 there a lot of me and mike i think it's that way i was born i was born first yep and um good point

00:15:08.620 you know yeah but you also have like a whole 10 years of your life that's kind of been washed

00:15:12.540 away that's true also true so behaviorally and developmentally she is she is in fact older than

00:15:17.880 that's by a landslide as as could be spotted instantaneously by looking at her identical

00:15:22.420 build as me but just slightly different you've known mike your whole life i that that is true

00:15:28.100 and he's known you probably quite literally your entire life entirely oh yeah yeah so you've known

00:15:33.500 big mike and now you know famous mike which one do you like better oh i vote you know i think

00:15:40.300 that's a really funny thing that we talk about at home a lot because mikey was always this way

00:15:46.660 i think people people think that he changed when he joined the maverick house and that he's

00:15:53.680 you know a different person he has always been like this he has always been the funniest person

00:15:59.140 i've ever met in my life i mean there is no one that can make you laugh harder than that kid right

00:16:04.400 there ever but surely he's gotten progressively louder or no my mom said i'm losing my hearing

00:16:09.600 and that's why i always talk so loud oh is that possible yeah yeah oh my god that's why

00:16:17.040 oh no you do this too you guys are both like this that's why you won't let us turn the volume up

00:16:22.160 when we watch movies you guys have like a limit where i want to feel like i'm at a movie theater

00:16:26.600 experience we have a theater right there and you guys won't let me put it at a reasonable

00:16:30.060 way too loud you listen to things way too loud in the car here it's like up to a billion volume

00:16:37.980 and you're on the bottom end of it because you wear you try to protect your hearing all and so

00:16:42.340 when we're in the movie he tried to turn it up to like a hundred last night he wants to feel the 1.00

00:16:46.400 shit like crazy like we watched invisible man oh fuck let's do this hold on can i can i fuck you 1.00

00:16:54.480 if you liked it. 1.00

00:16:55.580 Can I make a quick correction?

00:16:57.480 I do want to say this.

00:16:58.580 Jordan Pearson,

00:16:59.280 Marine Corps veteran,

00:17:00.520 says here,

00:17:01.160 Fallujah, Iraq,

00:17:01.860 died 8-25-2006.

00:17:03.360 I just want to make sure

00:17:03.860 I get that right

00:17:04.360 to be respectful.

00:17:06.120 Invisible Man.

00:17:07.560 What did he look like?

00:17:09.220 Dude.

00:17:10.140 Dude.

00:17:10.660 Dude, this movie.

00:17:11.440 I've been hearing that

00:17:12.160 it was such a great movie

00:17:13.620 for so long. 0.99

00:17:14.460 Fucking terrible. 0.99

00:17:15.120 From so many people. 0.99

00:17:16.300 Was it the billboards

00:17:17.020 that you saw everywhere

00:17:17.680 or what?

00:17:18.740 I have not been out on the road.

00:17:20.340 I didn't know they were...

00:17:21.220 They were everywhere.

00:17:22.240 Every traditional...

00:17:22.800 Everywhere.

00:17:23.700 Yeah, they spent...

00:17:24.160 That's the only billboard I saw for the past two months.

00:17:26.860 Some movies, major word of mouth spread.

00:17:28.820 Hey, this is a good movie.

00:17:29.620 You got to check it out.

00:17:30.280 Good reviews too, even.

00:17:31.360 Rotten Tomatoes, like 91%.

00:17:32.580 And so we all went into it ecstatic.

00:17:35.940 And about 10 minutes in, we realized this movie's atrocious.

00:17:41.560 What did you think?

00:17:42.480 All right, so what do you think?

00:17:43.260 Well, I think it's hard because I'm confusing that with the Barefoot Bandit movie we watched before.

00:17:48.020 So I'm like, did she take the hot dogs in her knapsack?

00:17:50.600 But no, that was on Barefoot Bandit.

00:17:52.620 Logan tried to make us watch a different program before we started Invisible Man.

00:17:56.480 We'll skip that.

00:17:58.060 Invisible Man, 91% on Rotten Tomatoes.

00:18:01.880 I'll be honest, made me jump multiple times.

00:18:04.620 It definitely had that what's going to happen next factor.

00:18:07.880 Thriller.

00:18:08.740 But there was something about the writing and the acting in this movie that just – it just threw me off so, so much.

00:18:15.760 And there were so many inconsistencies.

00:18:17.480 Like she's at the police station and I don't want to give too much of the plot away.

00:18:21.780 but she essentially

00:18:23.020 in the beginning of the movie 1.00

00:18:23.680 she drugs this guy

00:18:24.860 and the cops are like 0.99

00:18:25.780 you drugged this guy

00:18:27.760 but you left the pills behind

00:18:29.980 and that's how we know

00:18:31.300 you were at the scene of the crime

00:18:32.120 they don't say anything else

00:18:33.300 about the crime

00:18:34.380 that she drugged somebody

00:18:35.960 they don't even care

00:18:36.780 it just completely gets lost

00:18:38.240 they're like

00:18:38.500 we know you drugged this man

00:18:40.040 but you left the drugs behind

00:18:41.440 so we know

00:18:42.000 you were with him

00:18:43.120 but they don't care

00:18:44.100 a lot of loop 0.90

00:18:44.680 there's a lot of loop

00:18:45.360 again like

00:18:46.400 spoiler alert

00:18:47.900 no one has anything to say

00:18:50.640 about the dude

00:18:51.440 somehow brilliantly faking his death and then they never addressed how like they found his body but

00:18:59.620 then they didn't and then there's like a half invisible man killing 10 to 12 police officers

00:19:05.000 and no one has anything to say about that uh the dude looks like a golf ball when the lady throws

00:19:10.440 paint there's just it's too much it's too much and just the over dramatic over dramatized cop

00:19:19.080 the cop that she lives with

00:19:20.920 that just is so dramatic about everything that happens

00:19:23.660 I think he was overacting man

00:19:25.540 I don't want you hanging out 1.00

00:19:27.880 around my daughter no more 1.00

00:19:30.160 like dude that movie

00:19:31.320 don't watch it

00:19:32.440 just watch something else

00:19:34.560 once Mikey is convinced that a movie is going south

00:19:37.620 he is just going to make fun of every single thing

00:19:39.920 that happens and then it's over

00:19:41.440 it's over

00:19:42.180 let's talk about movie night in the Maverick house

00:19:45.540 because that is a unique experience

00:19:47.900 right it's like every night 10 o'clock what are we watching and then it's this hour-long discussion

00:19:54.780 of well i don't i don't want to watch that well i already i saw that six months ago and i don't

00:19:59.400 want to watch that movie either like honestly in the time that we could have watched two movies

00:20:03.580 we were arguing about which movie to watch how many trailers did you watch 50 yeah 50 we can't

00:20:08.920 be the only ones who have this oh no i know this is the thing it's like that 30 minutes before you

00:20:14.360 finally pick a program where it's just limbo and no one knows what to watch yeah but isn't trailers

00:20:18.620 everybody's favorite part of i think trailers are your favorite oh really and you make us watch a

00:20:23.700 bunch of trailers because you you've seen every movie so you're just like you want to be reminded

00:20:27.560 of everything you've seen effects but they're all great movies and invisible man didn't hold up like

00:20:31.840 i talk i talk all the time about movies it's one of my favorite things to go on about i love

00:20:35.760 you know inside man we're gonna watch last night with clive owen i love well oh by the way we did

00:20:40.640 how was it i fell asleep but i was tired okay that's the second part about being here it's like

00:20:47.880 the people who are most vocal about which movie to watch are immediately asleep it's like david i 0.98

00:20:54.280 have to watch this movie all right well great dude thanks for thanks for being here he fucking 0.75

00:21:00.200 falls asleep immediately i do have a solution for this we talked about it it's putting like a whole 0.87

00:21:05.120 list of movies in a hat and then we just you know strips of movies in a hat and we pull one out we

00:21:11.300 have to watch that movie that night there's no way around it just watch that movie it's just hard to

00:21:15.680 follow rules why it just is we'd be culturing ourselves it'd be good for us well and i feel

00:21:20.820 like when i was in here yesterday i was like i am the only person in here i'm gonna sit down and

00:21:25.240 watch my soft core porn in normal people great show it's out on blue swear to god he's a genius

00:21:31.780 it's it truly it's it's and then immediately the door swings open here's logan oh is that i go what

00:21:37.900 are you watching abby she's like um i was gonna watch my show called normal people but you know

00:21:43.200 me the last thing i want to do is watch a show called normal and abby's like well can we at

00:21:47.760 least watch the soft core porn scene she's a genius bro and she know knowing me i was like

00:21:52.540 sure yeah soft core porn anything season one episode season one episode two i think and we

00:21:58.200 go into it and 10 minutes later i'm i'm invested now i've i've gotten sucked into this show because

00:22:05.360 of a softcore porn scene and then i caught on i was like no what are you doing and then i got out

00:22:11.120 of it and saved myself sorry i didn't get to uh watch your show with you abby and sorry i also

00:22:15.380 um ruined that peaceful time that i knew you hoped was dying for yeah was dying for it's tough to get

00:22:21.600 in this house it is if you realize there's a lot happening well like the other more you know it was

00:22:26.620 what two o'clock in the morning and i hear you yelling from from the stairs and i walk outside

00:22:31.220 mikey's like go back in your room i'm like well what's going on i don't know if we are we able

00:22:35.880 to hit this topic yeah i think so all right there's just some hooligans outside just like 0.89

00:22:38.900 some shit happens there's some hooligans outside and uh yeah it was a little commotion 0.84

00:22:44.080 and you happen to wake up and see it but that's just how it is from sun up till sundown here 0.99

00:22:50.840 it's always something this has caused troubles in my romantic relationship as well and i'm sure

00:22:55.680 causes trouble than yours too and you don't even know it i heard you guys fighting last you did

00:22:58.960 i'm not gonna lie did you hear the makeup situation after no i did not hear about that

00:23:03.220 but yeah it seems crazy to imagine but it's almost like our girlfriends you know sometimes

00:23:12.120 get to the point where they don't want to be around 50 screaming psychopaths launching tomatoes

00:23:17.200 off of balconies and jumping through plate glass windows you know what i'm saying so it's like i've

00:23:21.680 been dealing with that and and i'm being forcibly removed and put onto a field trip this weekend

00:23:27.380 coming up where you going uh a little further south in cali a little further south where you

00:23:32.740 going mike a little further south in california without giving away the exact uh you're going to

00:23:37.040 tijuana just a little further south on my phone your location well you can have it i prefer just

00:23:42.260 you know but yeah she's saying like let's get out of here like it's been too long like you know

00:23:47.160 we'll be having a romantic, you know, conversation and Evan will come out with Zonder.

00:23:51.440 It's like, how do you get anything done?

00:23:53.400 You know?

00:23:54.140 See, but I feel like now that we've watched all these shows and she just, she likes you

00:23:58.500 so much, which is crazy for me to see, but she just wants to take you away for herself.

00:24:03.900 I swear. 1.00

00:24:04.480 It's just crazy.

00:24:05.820 She really likes you, Mike.

00:24:07.400 She really does.

00:24:08.020 But rightfully so.

00:24:09.020 I mean, back to the matter at hand, like, dude, it's unfair for me to imagine that she'd

00:24:12.900 want to be around people 24 seven, you know, not be able to spend any alone time.

00:24:16.360 and you know

00:24:17.020 that's my burden to carry

00:24:18.140 as a 35 year old

00:24:19.200 vlog roommate

00:24:19.920 you know

00:24:20.900 like

00:24:21.260 you know

00:24:22.080 I gotta try to figure this out 0.98

00:24:23.160 and obviously she's got 0.99

00:24:23.960 her penthouse

00:24:24.800 that we could go chill in

00:24:25.680 for a day at a time

00:24:26.760 but she's also got

00:24:27.260 a really small dog

00:24:28.080 and I made a tweet

00:24:28.680 about small dogs 1.00

00:24:29.400 I don't fuck with small dogs 1.00

00:24:31.320 but you liked Kong 1.00

00:24:32.320 I liked Kong

00:24:33.560 I liked Kong

00:24:36.160 did I order the hit

00:24:37.180 yeah

00:24:38.100 I did

00:24:38.740 Mike

00:24:39.460 I can't believe you

00:24:40.540 no yeah 1.00

00:24:40.900 fucking of course I like Kong 1.00

00:24:42.120 I spend days with him 0.99

00:24:43.100 you know

00:24:43.420 walking around the backyard

00:24:44.280 it's the yappy ones

00:24:45.000 that get me

00:24:45.580 and the girls say you didn't even say hi to my i didn't see your dog i walked in i didn't see your

00:24:51.080 dog he's he's this big your dog is the size of a small rodent i didn't see it and it and they try

00:24:56.560 to eat your your shoes speaking of small rodents wait wait no wait hold on nice we gotta talk about

00:25:03.500 this guys all right so i'm laying in bed i'm i'm like you know drifting off i'm right in that middle

00:25:08.880 spot right as i'm about to be asleep all of a sudden i feel something on my head now the last

00:25:13.800 thing i remember before going to bed was that i was like completely alone in my bed and there

00:25:17.100 was nothing else there uh so naturally i jumped the fuck up out of bed and scream at the top of 0.63

00:25:22.800 my lungs and turn around turn the lights on and there's a rat crawling around my bed how big was 0.92

00:25:28.820 it big how big see that squirrel right there yeah about that sound just on your face it was on my

00:25:35.980 head and i was like i'm like i'm pretty cool with everything right like nothing really bothers me

00:25:41.460 when there's a rat on my head in my bed no no that's not you know ray's about to fall asleep

00:25:47.240 not cool red light that's a that's a major fear of mine uh anything furry or like uh tingly on my

00:25:55.640 face while i'm sleeping i was shooting an episode of logan paul versus in the woods once and uh i

00:26:01.980 had to go to sleep and because it was uh 48 hours in the wilderness and i went under this log and i

00:26:07.220 looked up right before i was about to go to sleep and there was a spider and mind you this was in

00:26:10.580 illinois la spider not a daddy long leg a spider tarantula this big this big on the log yo i lost 0.97

00:26:18.320 my shit if that landed on my face and i was sleeping that's that's game over for me that's 0.99

00:26:24.380 i'll call there's no coming back yeah yeah i looked for the rat yeah he's gone man he's a 1.00

00:26:29.840 he uh just disappeared in the night but i found some solace in uh some facts that i looked up

00:26:35.620 afterwards it is the uh chinese year of the rat uh 2020 year of the rat yeah that's why 69 got out

00:26:43.160 huh i guess so man you know so i feel like you know maybe a blessing in disguise still 0.82

00:26:49.060 completely disgusted and have not slept in my room since but uh yeah you know i'll be all right

00:26:55.520 that's really gross they carry disease their rats are terrible animals i asked my i was making sure

00:27:01.080 it wasn't just a little mouse nope and it's weird to me that we never saw it you're sure

00:27:05.340 I am so positive

00:27:06.960 we stripped the boxes out

00:27:08.100 I was gonna vlog it

00:27:08.980 and then I was like

00:27:10.160 and I was like

00:27:10.800 thinking 0.99

00:27:11.480 I was like damn 0.98

00:27:12.140 you know what 0.96

00:27:12.440 even if I do find this

00:27:13.600 even if I do find

00:27:14.760 a live rat

00:27:16.660 I should probably

00:27:17.160 stay away from this

00:27:17.980 particular type of

00:27:19.140 rodent

00:27:20.100 oh my god

00:27:22.220 dude

00:27:22.440 it almost didn't even

00:27:23.100 click for a second there

00:27:23.980 that's how

00:27:24.300 well it's a new era

00:27:25.580 it's a new era

00:27:26.440 you know 0.99

00:27:27.300 holy shit 0.99

00:27:27.780 so that's good 0.99

00:27:28.320 but also can't be 0.99

00:27:29.080 fucking around with rats 0.99

00:27:30.000 speaking of new eras 1.00

00:27:31.200 what new eras

00:27:32.080 how'd it go

00:27:32.780 you launched your

00:27:33.520 whole clothing company

00:27:34.380 shake my hand

00:27:35.420 shake her hand

00:27:36.660 thank you

00:27:37.080 shake that guy in the hand

00:27:37.680 thanks everyone

00:27:38.040 nice job

00:27:38.440 it's been great

00:27:39.360 it's been really great

00:27:40.220 Maverick Clothing did launch

00:27:41.300 I was up until 6am

00:27:43.480 I can't remember the last time

00:27:44.420 I was up until 6am

00:27:45.180 working hard

00:27:45.980 I'm just making sure

00:27:47.200 every little particular

00:27:48.600 bit of this launch

00:27:50.440 went to perfection

00:27:51.060 and it did

00:27:51.900 and it really did

00:27:53.000 I'm just

00:27:54.560 more so than the launch

00:27:55.900 which was awesome

00:27:56.620 and

00:27:57.400 besides the

00:27:58.540 slew of people

00:27:59.400 who worked their asses off

00:28:00.740 there's a team about

00:28:01.400 of about 20 people

00:28:02.800 that's the thing

00:28:03.620 that most people don't see because there's a website builder or developer there's fulfillment

00:28:09.140 there's production there's design there's an entire team of people the social push

00:28:13.400 so you're saying you didn't do it all yourself no it's i can't i can't it's impossible it's

00:28:18.780 impossible and i want to i want to give a major thanks to our team it's a very strong team

00:28:21.960 and more so than the launch i'm excited to see where this goes i remember the exciting thing

00:28:26.080 about the last uh the last time we launched maverick clothing was seeing people in the

00:28:32.240 clothing for the first time and uh i actually remember the first time i saw someone in a in a

00:28:39.300 bit of maverick merch was shooting logan paul versus american ninja warrior and so actually

00:28:44.660 putting your idea on clothing that people can wear and represent and seeing them in public and

00:28:48.920 knowing that like wow this is a very real movement and i am inspiring people to be 100

00:28:53.920 themselves and use that to make them special and stand out that's awesome to me so yeah just

00:28:58.780 excited to see where it goes a lot more to come there's a i think people people were asking me

00:29:04.720 yesterday on my live stream about uh when's the next drop are you allowed to say that yet i think

00:29:09.140 i think two two three weeks we got a couple we got we got yeah it's all in the pipeline new

00:29:12.300 colorways all kinds of exciting stuff i saw the stuff it's dope you're wearing some right now so

00:29:17.740 it'd be weird but even even the stuff that is number one selling t-shirt right there can't

00:29:21.580 believe it i can't believe it that's the one you didn't like that's the one i do not like i just

00:29:26.600 It was too simplistic for me.

00:29:27.860 It's a number one selling t-shirt.

00:29:29.300 Can't believe it.

00:29:30.440 Another thing that really propelled this brand, a billboard.

00:29:35.840 A billboard of the Maverick brand.

00:29:38.520 And, you know, obviously billboards have been something that I've been excited about recently

00:29:41.920 because I famously got given one by Logan and my girlfriend.

00:29:47.200 And, you know, I asked my sister to drive down from San Francisco for seven hours to

00:29:50.920 come down and see her brother's giant face on the side of a billboard.

00:29:54.560 when i went to bring her to see it yeah um it wasn't there anymore it had been removed and

00:30:00.900 replaced with maverick branded uh yeah visuals if you saw the vlog you know what he's talking

00:30:05.840 about i i i so i did replace mike's billboard with maverick billboard it to be fair i only

00:30:11.340 took it down i only took it down a week a week early i know and and i'm gonna pat ourselves on

00:30:16.940 the back design team this this is incredible this is a great billboard grabs your attention sharp

00:30:22.500 slick sleek it looks great join the maverick club not not some girls only fans my sister wasn't

00:30:29.920 that's gonna be my new messaging join the maverick club not only fans or join both this i'm sure you 0.99

00:30:35.000 got a limit and endless infinite amounts of money just fucking spend your don't spend your money 0.99

00:30:40.400 on seeing tits dude you want to see tits go to porno.com it's free good point good point but 0.99

00:30:45.300 what if it's like someone that you want to see theirs in particular there was a lot of talk about 0.99

00:30:50.340 that this weekend about one person

00:30:52.300 I won't say her name probably

00:30:54.280 because I don't know it but also

00:30:56.140 like

00:30:56.440 I love this she sees clothes that she's wearing

00:31:00.480 she had seen them now she can't name

00:31:02.400 the person she's talking about because she doesn't know who they are

00:31:04.760 anomaly 0.98

00:31:06.140 the person everyone wanted to know if her boobs 0.97

00:31:10.500 were real or fake 1.00

00:31:11.480 do we know who she's talking about

00:31:13.480 oh Doja

00:31:15.980 Doja Cat

00:31:17.040 maybe

00:31:18.840 Because everyone 1.00

00:31:19.400 said she was going to show her boobs 1.00

00:31:22.160 if she got a number one record. 1.00

00:31:23.480 She did.

00:31:23.980 That's not what she's talking about.

00:31:24.660 And it's funny because every time 0.95

00:31:25.540 you guys talk about somebody else's boobs 0.91

00:31:27.540 in the house, 0.98

00:31:28.080 the girlfriends all go, 0.61

00:31:30.100 Oh. 1.00

00:31:32.960 And Lana makes this really scary face 1.00

00:31:35.080 to my brother.

00:31:35.720 She's like,

00:31:36.060 Yeah.

00:31:37.000 Like, whoa, whoa.

00:31:38.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:39.340 Any time I want to throw Lana off her game,

00:31:42.240 all I have to say is,

00:31:43.360 you know, Lana,

00:31:43.980 I don't think you have what it takes

00:31:45.820 to be my sister-in-law someday.

00:31:47.240 and she's always like

00:31:48.260 Abby you're so forward

00:31:50.540 how's the relationship

00:31:52.300 been with Lana so far

00:31:53.940 I mean I really like her

00:31:55.560 she's a sweet sweet girl

00:31:56.800 and she really likes

00:31:59.020 my brother a lot

00:31:59.860 which is special

00:32:00.940 the one thing

00:32:01.680 that's kind of crazy

00:32:02.860 I'm just going to

00:32:03.460 throw this out there

00:32:04.360 she's always like

00:32:05.940 well Mikey never dated

00:32:07.400 anyone before me

00:32:08.520 and I'm like

00:32:09.060 yeah no

00:32:09.880 she does say that a lot

00:32:11.960 I've never seen him

00:32:13.540 with another girl

00:32:14.160 she's messing around 1.00

00:32:15.100 she says to people 1.00

00:32:16.300 that have never had sex

00:32:17.100 with anyone before. 0.98

00:32:20.680 Oh, that's such a lie.

00:32:22.680 But I love…

00:32:23.280 I think all the girls here are great.

00:32:25.580 I think Josie is amazing.

00:32:27.200 She is such a sweet girl

00:32:28.440 and I don't know that anybody would know that.

00:32:30.280 I found her flaw.

00:32:31.640 What is it?

00:32:32.220 I found it.

00:32:32.980 What is it?

00:32:35.020 Sorry, Jos.

00:32:36.540 So, she…

00:32:38.600 She'll put on the TV to go to sleep at night sometimes.

00:32:42.000 Or like noise. 0.83

00:32:43.140 You know, like a… 0.99

00:32:44.140 White noise.

00:32:44.460 Like white noise.

00:32:45.660 I'm cool.

00:32:46.240 i don't mind the white noise she'll put on a little like thunderstorm next to her next to her

00:32:50.480 head on her phone playing and that's cool because i can kind of not hear it but sometimes she puts

00:32:54.220 on the tv and i don't i actually don't mind it like i tell her this i i can fall asleep fine i

00:33:00.220 get a good night's sleep but there's something that was rubbing me the wrong way about it and

00:33:05.660 i think it was because the idea of a dependency on noise or like something distracting you while

00:33:12.860 you go to sleep because you're not always going to have access to a tv if you go camping like

00:33:15.780 what are you supposed to do you bring up a tv i don't know they make white noise machines but

00:33:19.640 it's still it's still strange yeah anything that makes you codependent on something i do not like

00:33:24.660 and then when the hooligans were screaming outside the other day i realized i did not wake up because

00:33:32.860 i did not hear them because the tv was on so i go josie i go josie this is another thing like low 0.90

00:33:38.220 key it's fucking dangerous as a as a as a protector as the patriarch i gotta be able to defend the 0.89

00:33:47.660 people that what i gotta be let's not do that again what okay as the patriarch god am i not a 0.99

00:33:53.900 am i a patriarch i suppose he's the paternal figure of the maverick house he has a baby

00:33:59.140 grandpa i'm a father i got kids i got a dog and a bird i got some pigs i have to be able to protect

00:34:05.040 the people that I love

00:34:06.500 or in Josie's case

00:34:07.880 care about deeply.

00:34:10.800 We're not there yet.

00:34:12.360 Who knows?

00:34:13.540 I mean, I am glad

00:34:14.580 you got the paintball gun out

00:34:15.720 because that would stop a robber.

00:34:16.860 That's the other thing.

00:34:17.820 Immediately.

00:34:18.920 In his tracks.

00:34:19.840 It was nowhere to be found.

00:34:21.600 The paintball gun

00:34:22.460 was nowhere to be found.

00:34:23.820 I think it's because

00:34:24.520 we were looking for 1.00

00:34:25.080 the fucking rat. 1.00

00:34:26.400 And we put the boxes 1.00

00:34:27.300 and then mixed up

00:34:29.880 the spot of where

00:34:30.540 the paintball gun was.

00:34:31.380 It was just

00:34:31.800 we pulled it outside.

00:34:32.620 It was by your car outside.

00:34:33.660 Oh.

00:34:34.220 Well, I said this.

00:34:34.760 I said, Josie, baby, it's dangerous.

00:34:36.140 I can't hear my surroundings.

00:34:38.820 If there's commotion in the middle of the night

00:34:41.500 and the TV's blending in

00:34:43.520 and the decibel levels mix and match,

00:34:45.580 I can't be, you know.

00:34:47.120 Can't be effective.

00:34:47.820 Can't be an asset.

00:34:48.600 That's what I'm saying.

00:34:49.160 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:50.120 I mean, I think that's a pretty normal thing, though.

00:34:52.300 There's a lot of people out there that rely on.

00:34:54.140 I said I might help her wean off of it.

00:34:56.060 Yeah.

00:34:56.880 It's definitely not a deal breaker by any means.

00:34:59.460 No, no.

00:34:59.940 I mean, I'll be fair.

00:35:03.800 Sleep at night late.

00:35:04.760 no you don't

00:35:05.980 no you don't

00:35:07.700 well I sleep with like

00:35:08.320 a closet light on

00:35:09.180 just so I can see

00:35:10.160 like what's popping

00:35:10.740 in the room

00:35:11.160 because here's the deal

00:35:12.260 if your room's pitch black

00:35:14.440 and you hear something

00:35:15.120 popping in there 0.99

00:35:15.800 but you can't see shit 1.00

00:35:16.840 then what do you do 0.99

00:35:18.040 like even if she had

00:35:18.740 the white noise off

00:35:19.600 and you heard like 1.00

00:35:20.440 yo motherfucker 1.00

00:35:22.180 give me your Gucci wallet 1.00

00:35:23.620 I'll tell you

00:35:24.200 like what do you

00:35:24.780 and he's got night vision goggles

00:35:26.080 which they all do

00:35:26.880 you know what I'm saying

00:35:27.560 like what do you do

00:35:28.120 in that scenario

00:35:28.700 I keep a little light on 0.99

00:35:29.880 so when the motherfucker 1.00

00:35:30.700 comes in I can see him 1.00

00:35:31.820 and then 1.00

00:35:32.820 put the booby traps on and shit. 1.00

00:35:36.040 Logan asked me what Mikey was afraid of yesterday. 1.00

00:35:39.080 He said, what's his biggest fear?

00:35:40.040 And I'm like, dude's had a gun in his mouth.

00:35:42.400 He is afraid of his own shadow.

00:35:43.900 He is the person that turns off every light

00:35:46.180 and runs as quickly as they can. 0.99

00:35:47.640 Yo, everybody fucking does that, bro. 1.00

00:35:48.720 And jumps into their bed. 1.00

00:35:49.900 He is literally afraid of his own shadow.

00:35:52.680 You put me in a bad neighborhood.

00:35:54.000 Like, I'll keep my head down.

00:35:54.900 I'll make it through.

00:35:55.500 I'll be chilling.

00:35:55.960 I'm not scared.

00:35:56.580 But you put me in the basement after dark?

00:35:58.620 No, no, no. 0.99

00:35:58.960 Are you fucking kidding me right now, dude? 0.98

00:36:00.920 That is a furious escapade back up those stairs, 0.98

00:36:05.200 especially after you turn the light off,

00:36:06.460 especially if it's one of those lights

00:36:07.460 that you pull a string on in the basement.

00:36:09.580 Bro, if you got a string pull light bulb in your basement,

00:36:12.880 you are marked for death

00:36:13.940 by something that lives down there. 1.00

00:36:15.740 Immediate death. 0.91

00:36:16.660 Light switch, maybe.

00:36:18.100 But if you pull that

00:36:19.040 and there's always a little cobweb hanging off of it

00:36:21.060 and you pull that light and it goes k-ting

00:36:22.960 and that light goes off,

00:36:24.780 the second it goes off,

00:36:26.180 something crawls out of the vent 0.99

00:36:27.360 and fucking chases you back up the stairs. 0.99

00:36:29.300 And when you get it, people think they get to the top of the next floor up. 0.99

00:36:31.780 They're safe.

00:36:32.220 No, you got to get in your bed all the way to your bed with the covers on before you're safe.

00:36:37.500 Because otherwise he'll grab your ankle, bro.

00:36:39.020 And that's all they do.

00:36:40.220 That's the other thing people are curious about.

00:36:43.620 They're not trying to really harm you.

00:36:45.460 They just want to grab your ankle and make you fall and bash your knee on the stairs.

00:36:49.420 Once they do that, bro, they've achieved their mission.

00:36:51.600 They go back in the vent.

00:36:52.600 I'm telling you, I don't think the life of a ghost or a demon is as evil as we think it is.

00:36:57.160 I think they're just like low-key 0.99

00:36:58.620 trying to fuck with us 1.00

00:36:59.520 for their own amusement. 1.00

00:37:00.360 Tricksters. 0.92

00:37:00.700 Tricksters. 1.00

00:37:01.460 The little hooligans are fools, bro. 1.00

00:37:02.980 Like, okay, I can imagine. 1.00

00:37:05.340 Being a ghost has got to be tricky.

00:37:07.300 It's got to be stressful.

00:37:08.840 Because you can't really harm anyone for real.

00:37:12.660 Think about how many people you know

00:37:13.640 who have died by ghosts,

00:37:14.520 cause of death, ghosts.

00:37:15.800 Because I don't know anything.

00:37:16.300 We've talked about this.

00:37:17.380 They stop your heart.

00:37:18.300 They do other things. 0.99

00:37:18.860 They don't do shit, Mike. 0.99

00:37:20.060 Well, no, not the stare. 0.99

00:37:21.060 Yeah, the stare demons are different.

00:37:24.520 They live by a whole different set of rules, bro.

00:37:26.080 I've heard of people being scared half to death by a ghost, but only halfway.

00:37:31.160 Yeah, what's the storyline behind that?

00:37:33.600 How do you get scared half to death?

00:37:35.060 What's half death look like?

00:37:36.080 Scared me half to death?

00:37:36.700 Some sort of—you're skipping beats in your heart or something?

00:37:40.080 Palpitations?

00:37:40.800 Arrhythmia?

00:37:41.620 But, like, bro, imagine this.

00:37:42.940 You're a ghost. 0.99

00:37:44.060 I've said this to my friends before, and this fucks me up. 0.99

00:37:47.740 You're a ghost, and you're finally—like, you're like, okay, I didn't get to the afterlife. 0.99

00:37:51.440 I'm still here, but I'm kind of, like, see-through and shit. 0.99

00:37:54.160 I get to haunt people. 0.96

00:37:55.420 Yeah.

00:37:56.080 all right what am i gonna do what's my first thing as a ghost i could blow out a candle 0.98

00:37:58.980 fucking turn a light switch on and off knock something off the desk and there's a group of 0.98

00:38:04.200 people who you know you're gonna haunt a family perhaps in the house that you used to live in 0.99

00:38:07.620 and you're like i'm gonna get i'm gonna get them i'm gonna get them real good and you go to the

00:38:12.600 light switch and you're like this is it and you go to you go to press the light switch

00:38:16.360 and you go through the wall your hands through the wall yeah and then you're like oh no i'm a

00:38:22.960 ghost i actually can't touch anything really realistically so now you have to get your degree

00:38:27.820 in electricity because you have to go through the wires you have to go through the wires

00:38:33.400 short to short the circuit to turn the light off but if you're a ghost you're probably just like

00:38:37.780 energy right you could that's what i'm saying you might be able to you can't turn up you can't

00:38:42.360 press things you could just mess up one of the wires right behind the light switch you just be

00:38:45.780 like i think there's a lot this is stop the flow of the current i would just i would just hate not

00:38:51.680 actually being able to make contact with things sure that make haunting people a lot harder what

00:38:55.680 would you what would your method be then huh mister i could haunt anyone i don't know i'm also

00:39:00.780 i also have a theory on ghosts i don't think ghosts are what you think yeah you've said this

00:39:04.940 i don't think i don't think ghosts are see-through uh spiritual like ethers i think ghosts are us

00:39:10.980 i think i think the people have seen a ghost so some ghosts bro oh some ghosts are just straight

00:39:16.620 up humans straight up like like you walk into a room does it there is a person there you look back

00:39:22.400 he's gone you know when you know when you see an outline of a ghost and they've got that squiggly

00:39:27.100 mouth and it's like anytime a ghost it's like why do they turn into an octopus like when did we

00:39:32.620 decide that ghosts had a squiggly mouth no that the the dimension that exists close to us is windy

00:39:38.900 it's windy and that's why the bottom of their little sheet always blows in the wind it's an

00:39:42.980 own thing this is this has been covered okay no squiggly mouth though see like see i like i i do

00:39:50.260 not think ghosts look like this ghost wikipedia this is the most trusted name in ghost sources

00:40:01.540 you know what probably happened so this is more like what i think like a full-on human bro

00:40:06.680 oh someone somewhere decided kind of like the invisible man yeah oh someone somewhere just

00:40:15.740 like had to come up with a costume for a tv show exactly what they're talking about here

00:40:19.460 and they're like i don't know he probably looks like a white thing with holes cut out of his eyes

00:40:22.920 and then from then on out people who died and couldn't make it back like they were like i don't

00:40:27.480 know what i'm supposed to look like so i might as well look like this so they know that i'm a ghost

00:40:30.440 imagine this this comes in your room that'd be freaky dude i'm gonna be honest with you as much 0.99

00:40:35.320 shits we're talking about if that thing comes in my room i'm i'm jumping out the fucking window 0.99

00:40:39.120 look at that thing dude what do you what do you do first what do you do first bro you gotta 0.99

00:40:45.180 what you're not considering is that this ghost vision is obstructed you can't see well in a

00:40:49.920 sheet like that not to mention breathing there's no mouth hole yo he's like a fourth dimensional

00:40:53.320 creature so where are we what happened to this what stops you from grabbing the bottom of the

00:40:57.040 sheet and just wrapping them up and doing like a suplex if a ghost can't if a ghost can't touch

00:41:01.560 physical things you can't touch a ghost you're that's what stops you no hold on a second hold 0.98

00:41:06.260 on fuck this wait i need to hear this in this picture here if that's a ghost is it is that a 0.99

00:41:11.540 ghost wearing a sheet with holes cut out for eyes or is that a part of his get-up like is that him 0.99

00:41:16.280 that's his chosen form to let you know that he's a ghost we've devolved i do want to talk about this

00:41:22.000 because ghosts are scary and they scare people i had this really really uh scary thought that i

00:41:28.860 think after the quarantine ends people will be afraid of people for a very long time oh yeah

00:41:34.540 for sure not shake hands people will not get close people people will not hug anything in

00:41:38.860 proximity uh has been jeopardized and it's sad it makes me it makes me actually sad it's sad for

00:41:44.580 some people because if you're traveling so being down here is different and the nice thing i get

00:41:50.280 to see mac and all of you and your creative elements right but coming from san francisco

00:41:54.220 which is what do you always call me? Corporate. Um, look, like I'm, I was traveling 20 days a

00:42:00.140 month, sleeping in the grimiest hotel rooms in the country. And it's like, if I don't have to

00:42:05.480 do that anymore, it's going to be dope. So that's why you start only fans, only turtlenecks.

00:42:12.260 Imagine not having to, imagine not having to ever check into the Renaissance in ever again,

00:42:16.320 ever again, because you're so busy counting money. That's the only thing you do all fucking 0.92

00:42:20.880 day. If you have an only fans, the only thing you do all day is count. And that's one of the 0.99

00:42:23.780 downfalls of it like think about it you spent all your your whole day making your titties look as 0.94

00:42:27.860 nice as possible and then after that you got to count all that cash bro that's stressful i turn 0.82

00:42:33.300 anybody into a ghost i just don't i don't i i like shaking hands you know it's a great way to like

00:42:40.220 beginning of a meeting end of a meeting seal the deal and the idea of not doing that anymore act

00:42:46.240 really bothers me i i seriously don't believe people will be as apt to interact with other

00:42:51.200 humans and it's sad you heard that it takes 21 days to make a habit uh do the same thing over

00:42:56.400 and over again for 21 days and that's the new 90 days to make a behavior yeah so we how long

00:43:00.620 we've been in quarantine about we're 67 68 days or something wait sorry that's it that's how long

00:43:07.080 we've been in lockdown for too much yeah i think they started warning about it so we were you know

00:43:11.340 we were the first in san francisco it feels it feels like so a year plus you know two two plus

00:43:17.000 months but you know as we approach 90 days of a new behavior that means that most humans will

00:43:22.220 be completely changed on how to act and uh work with each other so this begs the question will

00:43:27.780 interaction with other humans become more mobile based absolutely technology it already has so

00:43:33.940 people work from home all the time so is this like the beginning of that like technological

00:43:38.860 revolution we've been talking about that leads to us becoming the fat people floating around in

00:43:42.460 wally i mean yes unequivocally but also i mean something that i'm constantly thinking of right

00:43:47.900 now which you guys should feel free to chime in on is right now we all have a chance to innovate

00:43:54.660 and be creative for what people are looking for at home right now and i don't know what it is but

00:44:01.960 we could get rich we don't have to do only fans but there's there's there's a way is it a desk

00:44:08.320 that people need to use is it a tool they don't have it could be something small something but

00:44:12.760 if we're all living in our houses like you guys do year-round anyway what is it well it's a great

00:44:19.040 i have something i have something great gp actually texted me about this he made sure that i'm doing

00:44:23.580 this right now okay um these awesome notepads are great that's one tool that everyone could use you

00:44:28.580 can buy them on my website maclin.io shop it's called the mind book i love it it's one of my

00:44:33.280 favorite things i invented it it's the best and i use it every day when i walk and i write

00:44:38.320 on it but why i gotta ask why would you not just uh type in your phone because i like to write i'm

00:44:43.940 a writer it's something about having my handwriting down and using a pen and like keeping concrete

00:44:49.040 ideas pen to paper concrete ideas in one isolated spot abby you actually have one of these i gave 0.65

00:44:54.400 you one i love it have you use it all the time i do bullshit we were talking yesterday and i said

00:44:59.000 you know the thing is is that work you have a binder you write in right it's a to-do list but

00:45:04.400 You never have something you write on that you say, I would have liked to have shown

00:45:08.660 up this way or not have said this to Logan.

00:45:12.520 I would have not liked to have called you, you know, a million of the things that I do,

00:45:17.180 right?

00:45:17.620 So that's more about how do you change your behavior versus what are you doing with your

00:45:23.140 day?

00:45:23.480 What do you have to accomplish?

00:45:24.580 What are your goals, right?

00:45:25.700 So I think that's a helpful tool.

00:45:27.740 Yeah, something small for personal thoughts that's always open.

00:45:30.620 I found when you have a notebook that you have to open, it's very hard to open that first page and start writing.

00:45:36.260 This is always open.

00:45:37.080 I would never have a pen.

00:45:38.200 Question for me.

00:45:39.200 I just wouldn't.

00:45:40.220 I don't either.

00:45:41.140 My mind is it works too fast for my hand to keep up with what I'm saying.

00:45:45.180 And that's for you.

00:45:46.860 I'm slightly more patient than you.

00:45:48.360 We know that.

00:45:48.840 Or do you innovate and make it a pen that is stuck to that thing?

00:45:53.320 I can clip the pen into the top here if I really wanted.

00:45:56.840 It's definitely possible.

00:45:58.020 going to what you were talking about earlier

00:46:00.060 how different things are going to be after all this

00:46:01.980 I've already started to notice those changes in myself

00:46:04.120 like when I go out into like a public place

00:46:05.980 and

00:46:07.100 people come up to me

00:46:10.040 and or us and they're like

00:46:11.860 yo like impulsive or I read the book

00:46:13.860 or I did this my immediate reaction is this

00:46:15.960 stop

00:46:17.860 stop

00:46:19.980 like they're like the fifth vital inspired me

00:46:22.100 man I just want to shake your hand I'm like stop

00:46:23.680 like I just I

00:46:25.000 and I shut it down quickly like I

00:46:27.300 I correct that behavior within myself and I'm like, all right, let's have a conversation.

00:46:30.960 But as they edge closer, I find myself constantly dragging my feet backwards just a little bit.

00:46:37.020 Like I'm always bopping backwards to see like what's my out here.

00:46:40.320 And it's not because I'm scared of a stabbing or a handgun or something, but I'm scared of a potential sneeze or cough.

00:46:48.040 I've been conditioned.

00:46:49.280 I've been conditioned.

00:46:50.260 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:46:51.000 And I believe the conclusion I reached that the only solution is until there is a proper, readily available vaccine for the coronavirus that has been distributed, and we all know how long that will take realistically, we're going to be in a state of pandemonium.

00:47:09.700 Like unfriendly, uninviting people are going to be inhabiting this earth.

00:47:16.080 I wouldn't call it pandemonium.

00:47:18.200 What about all the people that are going to bars right now in Arizona and Florida, like the beaches that, you know, people are packing the beaches and there's a huge there's a huge political divide here to get into it again, because you can always trust me to do it.

00:47:31.860 I'm not saying what side is which or anything.

00:47:33.360 I'm just saying there's there's a group of people that that are, you know, regardless of political parties, a group of people who truly believe that this country should get restarted and that we should be back out there at the bars partying right now.

00:47:45.420 it is not in the constitution it's not a law i'm not governed by the united states of america to 0.97

00:47:50.560 wear a mask to stay home it's my fucking right to go out right now and take a shot of whiskey 0.91

00:47:55.840 at a bar at a party and so you know it's it's you're seeing that in florida you're seeing in 0.98

00:48:01.220 arizona you're seeing it here even people are some people are not having it anymore they're 0.91

00:48:05.840 ready to fucking they're ready to go i mean i think it's i think the decision that has to be 0.95

00:48:11.580 made right now is do you care about lives which the obvious answer should be yes and the new york 0.98

00:48:17.380 times cover we were talking about yesterday is iconic if you haven't gotten it go get it because

00:48:21.980 it's going to be worth something one day hundred thousand people have now died in this country

00:48:27.480 that is going to be an iconic cover forever um and yep there it is so so what what is it every

00:48:36.740 name it's the names of all the people that have what along with a sentence about them um and so

00:48:43.460 so you've got to you've got to start making decisions about what's more important here

00:48:47.560 the the lives of these people that are now memorialized forever or an economy that is in

00:48:53.160 absolute free-for-all full full transparency i i'm just looking at the the names here

00:48:58.800 and um a lot of them are older and i would presume part of the thing that's happening here

00:49:05.720 that we see on the beaches and everything

00:49:07.200 is that young people feel slightly invincible

00:49:10.320 from this thing.

00:49:11.580 Which they're not, by any means.

00:49:14.400 Statistically, not correct.

00:49:16.240 But statistically, also,

00:49:17.840 they're much, obviously, less likely to perish from it.

00:49:20.860 I'm with you.

00:49:21.420 I'm all about calculated risks

00:49:24.320 and a thoughtful return to regular life.

00:49:28.200 I'm with you.

00:49:28.780 Trust me.

00:49:29.220 I feel comfortable enough going out

00:49:31.120 and getting things done.

00:49:32.080 But I mean, to think for a second

00:49:34.980 that we're in a position to just open the floodgates

00:49:37.760 and say everybody go back and do what they were doing 1.00

00:49:39.480 is completely preposterous and foolish. 0.99

00:49:42.000 Like, this needs to be done properly. 0.99

00:49:43.620 And unfortunately, we've had, as Barstool Pornoi,

00:49:48.160 you know, the press has said since day one,

00:49:50.020 we've had mixed messaging from the top.

00:49:52.140 Dr. Fauci has said, you know,

00:49:54.360 this isn't something to worry about.

00:49:55.720 Then it's the biggest killer of all time.

00:49:57.320 And then it's not something to worry.

00:49:58.380 And so, like, you've gotten all these mixed messaging.

00:50:00.780 You've gotten missteps from the government. 0.99

00:50:02.160 And it's a fucking free-for-all. 0.99

00:50:04.100 And I don't think anybody knows what they're doing besides Dave Portnoy. 0.99

00:50:07.140 Dave Portnoy is clearly the only person that knows what's going on.

00:50:09.960 And I'm here to report right now that Alexandra Cooper, which a lot of people already know, has re-signed and call her daddy, will go on with just Alexandra Cooper at the helm of the ship.

00:50:19.520 This is a major, major situation. 0.99

00:50:22.580 And Portnoy is empowered, and he is on a fucking rampage. 0.99

00:50:26.840 He made a video strike at Scooter Braun today. 0.99

00:50:29.280 Like, talk about people that you got to have some balls to go at.

00:50:32.780 call you know just calling out scooter brawn on twitter i think logan's got it pulled up here

00:50:38.080 yeah check this out tweet not everyone gets all the innuendos but apparently scooter brawn you 0.89

00:50:45.540 know like beaver's guy and the guy who fucked over taylor swift um called erica last night

00:50:50.840 on behalf of soup man so soup man like asked him to call he's like what can we do we kind of 0.99

00:50:58.000 Fucked up.

00:50:58.500 Sophia wants 50% of call her daddy back. 1.00

00:51:01.420 Oh, all right.

00:51:02.940 Oh, you want Superman?

00:51:04.280 You want it back? 0.99

00:51:05.060 You think we give a fuck about Scoot Braun? 0.98

00:51:08.660 I mean, I don't know, like, who they think we are. 1.00

00:51:12.160 We don't give a fuck who you are, what suit you wear, what company you work for. 0.97

00:51:16.560 We do things our way, the fair way, the right way. 0.99

00:51:18.720 Oh, Scoot Braun.

00:51:20.140 Scoot Braun called. 1.00

00:51:21.580 Oh, then let's give back 50% to Superman who fucked up his fucking girlfriends 1.00

00:51:27.560 entire career and relationship and life 1.00

00:51:29.700 for the time being, but Scooter Braun

00:51:31.580 called. Dude.

00:51:33.420 Hey, Superman. Call me.

00:51:36.180 I'll talk to you. 1.00

00:51:37.460 I'll fucking put you in a body bag. 1.00

00:51:39.100 I'll give you a free life lesson. Body. Scooter Braun? 1.00

00:51:41.780 Like, what do you think is gonna happen?

00:51:43.180 What world are these people living in? Oh, Scooter Braun

00:51:45.760 called. It's good now.

00:51:47.800 Scooter Braun called. Fuck off. 1.00

00:51:50.100 Damn, poor noise. 1.00

00:51:51.540 He's such a legend. He's dissing that suit guy, not 1.00

00:51:53.580 Scooter, though. No, he's dissing Scooter.

00:51:55.740 he's taking shots 0.78

00:51:56.580 Scooter Braun

00:51:57.060 bro he posted a

00:51:58.260 he posted a video

00:51:59.080 of Scooter Braun

00:51:59.520 getting his head chopped off 0.96

00:52:00.780 in a 1.00

00:52:01.420 maybe that one

00:52:02.360 like

00:52:02.620 dude

00:52:03.300 Portnoy is

00:52:04.240 for lack of a better word 1.00

00:52:06.440 a fucking legend 1.00

00:52:07.540 bro 1.00

00:52:07.860 the dude does not 0.99

00:52:08.760 give a shit 0.98

00:52:09.400 about anybody 0.99

00:52:10.240 he's sitting

00:52:10.780 he has been locked down

00:52:12.360 he's locked down

00:52:14.160 now on Nantucket

00:52:15.220 for people on the east coast

00:52:16.260 who know what that is

00:52:17.000 he's in a

00:52:17.800 probably a multi

00:52:18.620 multi million dollar house

00:52:19.720 on Nantucket

00:52:20.320 just going crazy

00:52:21.240 he's by himself

00:52:22.960 he's got nobody with him

00:52:24.480 he just took this huge dub

00:52:25.720 over Sophia in suit, man.

00:52:27.680 It's just incredible.

00:52:29.300 I have been watching this dude

00:52:31.060 since the first day of lockdown.

00:52:34.660 Unboxings, pizza reviews,

00:52:36.560 Day Trader Global.

00:52:38.220 This dude, I think he gets MVP award

00:52:41.200 for the lockdown.

00:52:42.440 And I'm saying that's sitting next to Logan Paul,

00:52:44.680 who is clearly in the running.

00:52:46.580 No, I'm just the YouTube avatar.

00:52:47.900 That's all I am.

00:52:48.380 Dude, that was great.

00:52:49.800 That was great.

00:52:51.260 But yo, you gotta feel,

00:52:52.300 what do you guys think about this?

00:52:53.440 You gotta feel a little bit for Sophia.

00:52:55.160 okay i i think i think what happened is she she she pressed a little hard it seems like and she 0.97

00:53:00.780 she she got a little a little bit of a giant head and i'm sure suit man didn't help but bro she's 0.98

00:53:06.640 just sitting there now after building the show with no ip no money no contract just nothing not

00:53:12.760 even friends with alex anymore here's the solve here's the solve i can't wait to hear how this

00:53:17.960 goes suit man gotta call portnoy he has to has to call portnoy just and just make it right

00:53:23.460 make a make a spectacle of this boxing match boxing match oh yeah put it on the zone public

00:53:30.920 humiliation for suit man you know what the best part about this is you have no i have no i know

00:53:35.500 no no it's great it's great it's like suit man and sophia and i what do you think sophia did wrong

00:53:41.520 sophia's side yeah i just i like sophia did suit man do any say do or say is it is it suit man or

00:53:49.380 soup man it could be either well listen let's not let's not do this exercise because she has 0.92

00:53:53.340 no idea what the fuck we're talking on she's gonna say something she's gonna get clipped 0.98

00:53:55.900 and she's gonna end up in someone's crosshairs and then i'm gonna fucking go crazy let me tell 0.98

00:53:59.280 you what i want go ahead i as a leader myself want to reach a place of security that dave 0.91

00:54:06.600 portnoy is in where he's amassed and built this empire and can just sit back at his home 0.96

00:54:12.820 in nantucket then just talk shit to whoever he wants knowing he's got we call it he's got 1.00

00:54:18.480 fuck you money it's called fuck you money don't you guys already do that i can't remember what 1.00

00:54:23.220 movie it's not because oh it's from the gambler john goodman in the gambler i've posted this 1.00

00:54:27.680 clip before he says get your fuck you money your boss doesn't want to pay you fuck you 1.00

00:54:32.180 you're you're you're wifely fuck it doesn't matter because you have fuck you money it doesn't matter 1.00

00:54:36.940 how many people try to stand in your way whether it's scooter brawn suit man you got a hundred 1.00

00:54:41.100 million in the bank nobody could tell you shit bro but how many fuck you's until you've dug a 1.00

00:54:46.320 hole for yourself that's the question you're alone on your death that's the question the last thing 1.00

00:54:51.160 you utter is fuck you that's just the last thing that's the question we got to ask sofia 1.00

00:54:57.980 no to abby that's a good question i mean i don't i don't know what to say about i mean she i want 1.00

00:55:06.420 i want her i want her back on call her daddy they got to make this right they got they got

00:55:10.060 to make more we want pornoi more than anybody poor we get pornoi on the show that's that that's

00:55:14.260 it's not the same

00:55:16.880 do you see the call her mommy

00:55:18.380 spinoff that's kind of funny

00:55:21.000 or call him mommy

00:55:22.020 call her daddy single father

00:55:24.600 now single father

00:55:25.880 hashtag single father

00:55:28.060 can we talk about something else

00:55:30.920 here in the form of

00:55:32.560 the eating habits in this house

00:55:34.700 I just want to talk

00:55:36.920 about this briefly

00:55:37.980 looks like some fat shaming is about to come

00:55:40.920 on there it's not fat shaming

00:55:42.760 It's not fat shaming.

00:55:43.980 I just, I've got some questions.

00:55:46.320 All right.

00:55:47.380 Mikey last night ate a steak sandwich that had been in the refrigerator for about seven days.

00:55:52.520 I think it had mold on it.

00:55:53.520 It was disgusting.

00:55:54.680 I saw it there.

00:55:55.520 It said extra steak gyro.

00:55:57.240 G-ro.

00:55:57.800 Hero? 0.99

00:55:58.400 G-ro. 1.00

00:55:58.740 G-ro. 0.76

00:55:59.400 G-ro. 0.76

00:55:59.840 G-ro. 0.76

00:56:00.060 G-ro. 0.76

00:56:00.160 G-ro. 0.96

00:56:01.760 And I said, you know what?

00:56:02.980 Who am I to judge this craft of food based on its age?

00:56:06.860 I try to tell people not to judge me based on my age. 0.99

00:56:09.540 Yeah, it was green and had some fucking spores on it. 0.99

00:56:12.020 But it tasted good enough to eat. 0.99

00:56:15.120 That's the thing about age.

00:56:16.240 A lot of times it's just like, yeah, it's old and decrepit,

00:56:19.420 but it still gets the job done.

00:56:21.220 It has wisdom.

00:56:22.460 Think about it.

00:56:23.040 Think about the things that Euro has seen in the seven days that it's been.

00:56:26.780 Not now.

00:56:27.960 How many people it's met?

00:56:29.540 Has that refrigerator door opened and closed?

00:56:31.400 It's not just a, it's not, it's adding to your life.

00:56:34.760 Oh, yeah.

00:56:35.120 We talked about this last night.

00:56:36.520 Or in the pool.

00:56:38.120 Hamsters have a lifespan of one year.

00:56:42.020 Hamsters have a lifespan of one year.

00:56:43.580 No, like a year and a half.

00:56:44.860 But a year old hamster is elderly.

00:56:46.820 Yeah.

00:56:47.300 And they say, in my day, you're allowed to go outside and shake each other's hands.

00:56:53.800 It's like 60 days ago.

00:56:55.420 And they're just so old.

00:56:56.400 And all the little hamsters are like, tell us more about before the pandemic, grandma.

00:57:00.300 She's like, that was a long time ago.

00:57:02.640 I was but a child.

00:57:04.580 So, yeah, don't let age fool you or decide what you eat more importantly.

00:57:08.220 Yeah, but the problem is that we went to Baskin-Robin before you ate that sandwich.

00:57:15.260 Yeah, Baskin-Robin.

00:57:16.480 By the way.

00:57:17.280 Robins?

00:57:17.800 Robins?

00:57:18.100 Robins.

00:57:18.720 Robins.

00:57:19.580 Plural Robins.

00:57:20.920 Overrated.

00:57:21.900 I know.

00:57:22.320 I agree.

00:57:22.960 I was just doing business.

00:57:24.240 Overrated.

00:57:24.780 Because it's ice cream.

00:57:25.720 Well, you say that.

00:57:27.140 But with competitors in the space, like Cold Stone.

00:57:29.900 Cold Stone?

00:57:30.880 Dude, I don't want to wait for someone to chop up my thing and mix the whole.

00:57:34.020 I just want it in the cup and I want it in the cup.

00:57:36.380 Coming from the artist.

00:57:37.760 the man who tells everyone to spend their time

00:57:40.440 and make things beautiful

00:57:41.380 a stone that has been made cold

00:57:44.480 called Cold Stone

00:57:45.700 and you don't like it and you'd rather have Baskin Robbins

00:57:48.540 the guys at Baskin Robbins

00:57:50.540 the guys at Cold Stone are artists

00:57:52.940 they've studied their craft for years

00:57:54.920 I'm not denying it I'm saying personally

00:57:56.200 scoop it put it in the bowl I'm ready to go

00:57:58.520 shout out to anybody watching the show from Cold Stone

00:58:00.640 by the way and I'm sorry for my

00:58:02.180 associates words but you are

00:58:04.540 that's an essential service

00:58:06.280 essential 100 they should be open uh the switch to froyo froyo is great yeah menchies you pull up

00:58:12.980 and you go like i'll probably i'll probably do that over ice cream any day just just for the

00:58:18.020 health health reasons ah you think that i do but you go you go buffet style to menchies and i don't

00:58:23.760 know that it's much safer than the two guys behind the counter because then you got old 1.00

00:58:26.600 every old miss winters coming in there coughing their mucus all over the fucking uh little tarts 1.00

00:58:31.160 that you put on top of your ice cream i was strictly talking about like the calories oh like 1.00

00:58:36.040 I think frozen yogurt is healthier.

00:58:38.280 Oh, yeah.

00:58:38.660 Oh, Froyo is definitely healthier.

00:58:39.900 But it's like a dairy standpoint.

00:58:41.640 Based on what you said, because it's still dairy, which isn't like great. 1.00

00:58:45.140 The sugar and the toppings, fuck me, dude. 0.99

00:58:48.200 The things I'm putting, I'm probably consuming like five, like 100 grams of sugar just in toppings. 1.00

00:58:55.740 Candy, cinnamon toast crunching.

00:58:57.480 I'm an expert Froyo getter.

00:59:00.540 You're an enthusiast by all means.

00:59:02.700 I'm a Froyo connoisseur.

00:59:04.380 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:04.760 So I know when I go put a layer on the bottom of usually like a cereal, like a Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

00:59:11.420 It's the first thing.

00:59:12.200 Like be strategic.

00:59:13.300 You go to the toppings first.

00:59:14.500 You put your Cinnamon Toast Crunch on the bottom.

00:59:16.580 Then you get your first flavor.

00:59:18.100 Then you go back.

00:59:19.120 Now it's another layer of toppings.

00:59:20.860 Usually this time it's the cookie dough or yogurt chips.

00:59:23.860 Yeah.

00:59:24.020 Okay?

00:59:24.400 Yeah.

00:59:24.700 Sometimes I'll put the – what's the – what are those weird things?

00:59:30.340 Gnocchi?

00:59:31.120 No.

00:59:31.540 Wait.

00:59:31.860 No, that can't be right.

00:59:32.720 Gnocchi? 0.92

00:59:33.660 Mocchi. 0.98

00:59:34.100 Oh, mochi.

00:59:34.920 Mochi, mochi, yes. 0.92

00:59:36.780 I just said that.

00:59:37.980 You put yokey, pasta on.

00:59:40.580 But then you put a second layer of your second flavor,

00:59:43.780 and then more toppings, and then the topping.

00:59:47.520 The thing I don't like about you is you skip the marshmallow sauce.

00:59:50.440 No, no, no.

00:59:51.040 The topping at the end.

00:59:52.200 Oh, okay.

00:59:53.560 What?

00:59:54.200 The condiment?

00:59:55.100 It's like a condiment, yeah,

00:59:57.020 because you push the button and it comes out like ketchup.

00:59:58.940 At what point have we crossed the line of this?

01:00:00.800 Why are we doing this?

01:00:02.040 Why are we talking about this?

01:00:02.640 Abby's like the third

01:00:03.860 of the way through her question.

01:00:04.760 Can we talk about

01:00:05.020 why this is here?

01:00:06.140 Okay.

01:00:06.700 No, Mike and Lana.

01:00:08.120 Well, actually,

01:00:08.880 I think because we watched,

01:00:10.440 you know,

01:00:10.940 Josie yesterday 0.98

01:00:11.720 really wanted to watch

01:00:12.480 Fifty Shades of Grey.

01:00:14.700 And Logan watched it.

01:00:15.660 Logan was down.

01:00:16.820 Logan was down.

01:00:17.640 They made me watch,

01:00:18.220 and I was into it,

01:00:19.660 and then I was,

01:00:20.600 let's be honest,

01:00:21.820 I got halfway through the movie,

01:00:23.180 I was like,

01:00:23.520 we get it. 1.00

01:00:23.980 They fuck hard. 1.00

01:00:24.640 They do crazy shit. 1.00

01:00:25.880 And also what I didn't like 1.00

01:00:27.180 is that the guy's like,

01:00:29.640 first off,

01:00:30.100 the acting was not great.

01:00:31.940 acting is not great

01:00:33.020 Mr. Gray needed someone

01:00:34.080 there's a lot of subpar acting

01:00:36.080 in these movies

01:00:36.620 but he goes

01:00:38.600 he goes

01:00:39.000 she goes 0.93

01:00:40.200 are you gonna make love to me

01:00:40.980 and he goes

01:00:41.320 I don't make love 1.00

01:00:41.800 I fuck hard 1.00

01:00:42.720 he said that 1.00

01:00:43.860 that's what he said

01:00:44.900 that's an actual line 1.00

01:00:45.780 I fuck hard 0.99

01:00:46.880 you know what we learned yesterday 1.00

01:00:47.720 about that

01:00:48.420 she wanted to call him

01:00:49.500 or he made her

01:00:50.280 call him sir

01:00:51.660 and he's now sir gray 0.51

01:00:53.480 yeah like my parrot 0.55

01:00:54.260 like your parrot

01:00:54.740 which is so messed up 0.99

01:00:55.960 my parrot fucks hard 0.99

01:00:57.500 but yo 1.00

01:00:59.360 he doesn't fuck hard 1.00

01:01:00.460 he's a romance 1.00

01:01:02.100 He's a romance,

01:01:02.880 mancer,

01:01:03.340 mancer,

01:01:03.780 mancer,

01:01:04.060 mancer. 0.99

01:01:04.180 And her legs were really hairy in the movie. 1.00

01:01:06.920 Really? 0.99

01:01:07.240 Like you see the hair.

01:01:09.020 It's because I would,

01:01:09.880 I imagine she got like goosebumps in the scene and like all her hairs were

01:01:15.040 like,

01:01:16.100 and so she'd low key.

01:01:18.540 Yeah.

01:01:18.880 She was a little furry.

01:01:19.780 It's fine.

01:01:20.380 It's a,

01:01:20.660 it's human,

01:01:21.220 you know,

01:01:22.060 but yeah,

01:01:22.580 he doesn't,

01:01:23.040 he's a,

01:01:23.500 he's a romancer.

01:01:25.360 And so I was like, 0.98

01:01:26.160 you're kind of a fraud.

01:01:28.040 And then the whole like submissive thing with the contract, 0.94

01:01:30.360 Like, he gave her a contract so they could do certain things

01:01:36.300 and he wouldn't legally get in trouble.

01:01:37.540 I don't know.

01:01:39.520 So it was a bit much.

01:01:40.820 All right.

01:01:41.100 So on that topic, what is one movie you would be ashamed to admit

01:01:46.360 that you really like?

01:01:49.040 Like, Mikey always goes for, like, Goodfellas,

01:01:51.540 and he's like, I love these great movies.

01:01:53.860 But, like, there's got to be something that you watch

01:01:56.380 that you're like, yeah, I really like seeing that one.

01:01:58.600 not ashamed of it but uh i got obviously a fan of up the movie up but and i and i like the

01:02:04.780 incred uh incredibles incredibles but also uh uh remember that movie was it called for the love of

01:02:12.280 the game no no no remember the girls that played no crying in baseball a league of their own yeah 0.96

01:02:16.900 my bad i fucked that one yeah but that's a famous movie right like but all right so what are you 0.96

01:02:21.520 looking for abby yeah what do you have any because like i'll i'm not ashamed but i'll probably say i 0.98

01:02:25.920 I thoroughly enjoy The Notebook.

01:02:28.460 Yeah, that's what I'm looking for.

01:02:30.400 I hate you for that answer.

01:02:31.280 Wait, okay, so you're not into it.

01:02:32.440 Let me tell you this, okay? 0.99

01:02:34.040 I've never fucking seen the movie. 0.98

01:02:35.760 I know there's a whole buzz about it, 0.99

01:02:37.600 but like, I haven't watched it.

01:02:39.400 First movie that made me cry.

01:02:40.960 First movie ever.

01:02:41.560 Oh, because Saving Private Ryan didn't do it. 1.00

01:02:44.180 Titanic, fucking Notebook. 1.00

01:02:46.860 I know I'm going to get shit from the girls out there. 1.00

01:02:49.000 I'm going to get shit from my own girlfriend for this one. 0.99

01:02:50.660 But honestly, like, this is the most hyped movie of all time. 0.99

01:02:54.980 Look at that.

01:02:55.920 look at that that's love i wrote you every day oh my god it's so good if you're a bird i'm a bird 1.00

01:03:01.820 oh but this this this upsets me 53 on rotten tomatoes and you fuck 91 for invisible man 0.99

01:03:09.760 crazy that we need to start bribing rotten tomatoes we need to get uh flat earth on 0.99

01:03:13.860 rotten tomatoes bribe them like crazy and just give it like 110 rating am i am i am i have i 0.99

01:03:20.020 been ignorant with the notebook i just made a stupid statement how am i gonna talk that much 0.99

01:03:24.600 should i watch it by my back don't watch it by yourself no what no that'd be a problem yeah you 0.99

01:03:29.780 don't think what watching by itself might be a cool exercise because what if i have a full breakdown

01:03:34.000 i don't want anybody to see that happen you said you cried no you won't get through it you're the

01:03:37.960 inner man will jump out at you like halfway through and smack you in the face and be like

01:03:41.700 what are you doing and your girlfriend will keep you locked in because why can't you see stuff like

01:03:45.280 it like armageddon for example there's a love story intertwined that's the thing like i don't

01:03:48.800 want to watch just like when somebody tells me it's a love yes this is a love story okay but i

01:03:53.760 can watch a love story that exists within a movie about killing others which is what i prefer you

01:03:59.000 know prefer i'm also sick and twisted so yeah all right more important question more important

01:04:04.260 question feel free to chime in here mac when you're going for a comparison uh when you're

01:04:11.980 looking for farley or sandler are you going tommy boy or billy madison and which one do you quote

01:04:20.120 more in life i don't want you asking this question i don't want this is this is unfair i i can answer

01:04:24.900 i know you i know you'll just make it i yeah i'm i'm well versed in that uh definitely i'm going

01:04:31.000 tommy boy uh you know based in cleveland gotta give a shout out yeah you review just i made you

01:04:37.520 watch it the other night so you know just chris farley like everything he ever did his energy was

01:04:46.140 on another level adam sandler incredible guy you know great movies all throughout but uh

01:04:52.080 i'm definitely going tommy boy over would you do which was the one you said i can't remember

01:04:56.500 see i don't want to have to i don't want to have to choose one of those i mean those those those

01:05:00.080 two uh actors represent a time in my life that's that's just so important i mean how could you say

01:05:06.540 when when in in uh billy madison when he's on stage he gives that infamously it's a ridiculous

01:05:12.180 answer and that guy says at no point in your rambling incoherent attempt at a response were

01:05:19.040 you anywhere near anything that could be considered an answer everyone in this room has now been made

01:05:24.240 dumber by having heard what you said i warned you no points and may god have mercy on your soul 0.99

01:05:28.400 one of the greatest lines in movie history and then gold jacket green jacket who gives a shit 1.00

01:05:32.600 on on the on the happy gilmore side that's a tough choice we got you got fat guy in a little 0.99

01:05:37.380 coat though right like Chris Farley

01:05:39.620 just brings it

01:05:40.900 Chris Farley has an edge that

01:05:42.640 Adam Sandler didn't really have to me

01:05:45.180 it was the cocaine 1.00

01:05:46.000 I mean he used to do his out of his fucking mind 0.99

01:05:48.900 but he lived in a van down by the river so 1.00

01:05:50.680 you know I love that you're cultured on this shit 0.99

01:05:53.520 I had Chris Farley 0.99

01:05:55.300 like best of Chris Farley

01:05:57.140 I watched that all the time and then we lost it and I'm actually

01:05:59.340 still sad that we don't have that I don't know where the hell it is

01:06:01.220 Beverly Hills Ninja

01:06:02.040 you saw that Danny

01:06:04.460 I'm happy that you said that Danny

01:06:06.320 it's one of Danny's

01:06:08.180 favorite movies

01:06:08.760 Mike and I came up

01:06:09.680 with a show

01:06:10.040 about Beverly Hills

01:06:11.040 we're not

01:06:11.460 we're not doing this

01:06:12.060 we're not doing it

01:06:12.620 no we can't

01:06:13.360 we can't

01:06:14.120 I want to

01:06:14.920 somewhere over there

01:06:15.800 I want to hear about it

01:06:16.620 nope I'll tell you

01:06:17.520 off camera

01:06:18.180 do you guys read

01:06:19.620 the comments

01:06:20.000 of today's

01:06:20.520 today's vlog

01:06:21.640 nah

01:06:22.680 are they mean

01:06:24.900 anything about

01:06:25.660 that man in a green suit

01:06:26.700 Logan doesn't want

01:06:28.640 to be for KSI

01:06:29.340 he actually respect him

01:06:30.420 Logan uses KSI's

01:06:31.700 new music

01:06:32.160 everyone liked that

01:06:33.320 Logan puts a KSI

01:06:35.000 doing in his video

01:06:35.840 me goes immediately to the comments see if anyone else has noticed oh wait the only thing people are

01:06:40.020 talking about besides the bruce buffer buffer promo of the maverick club besides the avatar intro

01:06:45.540 summoning david dobrik to please come back because i miss him i miss his content i miss todd eric i

01:06:50.940 miss jeff with heck i miss nick i use the ks i saw for like 10 seconds intentionally where

01:06:57.300 uh for a workout montage oh not even i think like six six seconds and it's everyone's talking

01:07:03.340 I didn't realize that to win the respect of the KSI fans, all you got to do is just use his music.

01:07:12.740 Because I had a come to Jesus moment the other day.

01:07:17.180 Because I pushed his album on my Instagram, same day of the Maverick drop.

01:07:21.120 And I was like, I'm in a good phase of my life, man.

01:07:27.220 I really don't want beef.

01:07:28.520 Like, I really want the kid to do well. 1.00

01:07:30.820 So, like, fuck it. 1.00

01:07:33.000 I thought I thought I'd be good. 1.00

01:07:34.940 And apparently people are eating it up.

01:07:36.160 It's an age thing, too, bro. 1.00

01:07:37.540 As you get older and older, you just you don't want to deal with that shit. 1.00

01:07:40.780 It's stressful. 0.99

01:07:41.360 Like there's only there's only like a few like notable, like older trolls that like 50 cent porno even gets into the space occasionally.

01:07:49.020 But like the majority, like once you get to be in your mid 30s and like early 40s trolling on like you said, trolling on 12 year olds or 18 year olds or 20.

01:07:57.900 It's a it's a it's a exercise of utility. 1.00

01:08:00.280 At some point you start to look fucking stupid, dude. 1.00

01:08:02.160 you know and so it's like i think if logan and ksi actually weren't fake beefing or whatever is 1.00

01:08:08.440 going on you'd probably be good friends you have similar lives of being youtubers obviously you

01:08:13.760 both like being boxers you have a lot in common yeah you you might be right i think he my instincts

01:08:20.840 tells me tell me tells my instincts are telling me something i feel like he's a little bit more

01:08:26.620 of an introvert than i am okay he he strikes me as a as an introvert and he also strikes 0.92

01:08:31.220 you strike me abby hits me often how is it to have how is it to have two malac uh siblings on

01:08:40.420 the on the show today it's it's interesting you're you're also great like you're the comments are

01:08:46.080 like you're you're a natural yeah i gotta tell you you know just just for the people watching

01:08:51.640 I wish you had that one lined up a little bit better. 0.99

01:08:53.820 No, I'm just saying, you know, kids out there are fucking ruthless. 1.00

01:08:58.440 Oh, they're fucking fucking. 1.00

01:08:59.220 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:09:00.020 They're so mean.

01:09:01.060 Don't be mean in this life, guys.

01:09:03.200 There's such a better life out there than being mean, and you never win.

01:09:07.280 You never win when you're mean.

01:09:08.840 And I can actually say, all three of these guys are the nicest guys ever.

01:09:13.760 Danny's nice.

01:09:14.880 Chef Katie's nice.

01:09:16.540 Josie's nice.

01:09:17.420 Lana's nice.

01:09:18.060 You don't need to be so mean.

01:09:21.640 well said

01:09:22.620 well said Abby

01:09:23.240 it's brutal

01:09:23.720 so speaking of that though

01:09:24.980 I heard that you beat up Mike

01:09:26.440 oh yeah

01:09:27.080 when you guys were growing up

01:09:27.980 wait what

01:09:29.320 it's a sister's right

01:09:30.280 didn't she break your arm 0.81

01:09:31.540 that's the older sister 1.00

01:09:33.000 oh your older sister

01:09:33.760 okay so

01:09:34.220 so in the book

01:09:35.120 and I know you guys have covered

01:09:36.100 the book a lot

01:09:37.180 yeah

01:09:37.460 you know it's interesting

01:09:38.660 because I'm described

01:09:39.720 as a jovial young soul

01:09:41.820 which by the way

01:09:42.600 I'm named Gabby

01:09:44.340 in the book

01:09:44.960 which is weird

01:09:45.580 you changed your own sister's name

01:09:46.780 yeah

01:09:47.280 I just added a G

01:09:49.360 yeah I just got into the habit

01:09:50.960 of changing everyone's name.

01:09:51.800 Mike, but he didn't change

01:09:52.600 my husband's name.

01:09:53.780 That is still Jack.

01:09:55.060 Explain yourself.

01:09:56.140 You changed your sister's name

01:09:57.340 from Abby to Gabby

01:09:58.460 to protect her identity.

01:09:59.500 Yeah.

01:09:59.860 But you kept her husband's name

01:10:00.880 Jack the same.

01:10:01.620 Yeah, that was a last minute addition.

01:10:03.280 I don't know exactly.

01:10:03.880 That one slipped under the radar

01:10:05.120 or something.

01:10:06.260 But I changed that.

01:10:07.040 That logic is brilliant.

01:10:07.820 Well, we covered a lot of

01:10:10.140 sensitive topics, you know?

01:10:13.300 And it was,

01:10:14.120 everybody changes the names

01:10:15.280 of everybody involved.

01:10:16.580 Bro, you changed it

01:10:17.440 from Abby to Gabby.

01:10:19.460 Bro, I'm dying.

01:10:20.460 And Jillian to Lillian.

01:10:25.540 By the way, like, you know.

01:10:28.160 It's been interesting to, you know, having read the book, I think some people, some people got off a lot better than they should have.

01:10:39.800 I won't say who.

01:10:41.980 And it was a really tough thing to read.

01:10:44.140 I mean, imagine reading something that Jake wrote about you or that was really personal.

01:10:50.460 And you read it and along with, you know, five million other people, right?

01:10:54.440 Or however many people have bought the book.

01:10:56.440 And I think there's something.

01:10:57.420 You've never heard it's everyday, bro, have you?

01:10:59.360 Huh?

01:10:59.740 You've never heard it's everyday, bro, have you?

01:11:01.520 No.

01:11:02.020 Would you like to?

01:11:03.180 What does that mean?

01:11:04.100 Well, it's Logan.

01:11:04.800 It's Jake's book to Logan.

01:11:06.120 Oh.

01:11:08.060 I think your ears are in for quite the treat.

01:11:11.940 Abby.

01:11:12.560 I should have said Gabby.

01:11:15.460 Please know that.

01:11:15.980 You know, my college roommate's name was Abby and Gabby.

01:11:17.760 It's 166 million plays, by the way.

01:11:19.760 Congrats, Jake.

01:11:38.520 That's pretty great, huh?

01:11:39.540 That's pretty great.

01:11:40.960 Do you want me to do one of those for you, Mike?

01:11:44.520 That's not that's not that has nothing to do with you and your brother.

01:11:48.000 No.

01:11:48.600 Yeah.

01:11:48.860 Yeah. 0.83

01:11:49.060 sorry i fucked that one up i always have been a little fallen a little shy when it comes to the 0.72

01:11:53.640 jake and logan beef stuff and i feel so that's peak youtube i know i'm out of the loop on that 0.73

01:11:59.800 stuff but eventually jake did make a song against logan called uh the low gang sucks or low gang

01:12:06.040 sucks oh but it was like that's his fifth vital basically is what i'm getting at right now

01:12:09.940 yeah i mean i could come up with like the morning shift or you know i'm clocking in 0.86

01:12:16.280 Wait, no, you clock in.

01:12:17.740 You don't have the wherewithal or the gall to do something like that.

01:12:21.300 I really don't.

01:12:21.820 I mean, I do. 0.99

01:12:22.760 She could run the financials.

01:12:24.140 Hey, the boys came to visit headquarters.

01:12:26.420 Oh, yeah, we did.

01:12:27.300 Yeah, they let me into their office, which I found fascinating.

01:12:30.220 Yeah?

01:12:30.560 It's just all open.

01:12:31.980 There's food everywhere.

01:12:32.820 It's kind of like living here, honestly.

01:12:35.820 In all fairness, there was no one there to not let you in.

01:12:38.420 It was like a weekend.

01:12:39.420 Oh, yeah.

01:12:40.440 Yeah.

01:12:40.680 Abby, do you like the corporate world?

01:12:42.060 Well, I mean, I think there's a lot of similarities between here and San Francisco and Silicon Valley, right?

01:12:50.320 You've just got a bunch of people who have really good ideas, maybe a touch more educated in the Valley.

01:12:57.300 Oh, easy.

01:12:58.120 Well, just saying.

01:12:59.700 And they just come up with these great ideas, and they have to figure out how to make them go, right?

01:13:06.940 And I think that's what you all do here every day, just, again, a little less educated.

01:13:11.600 All right, easy, like I said.

01:13:12.860 It's a work ethic thing.

01:13:14.900 The work ethic is the same in Silicon Valley as it is in L.A.

01:13:18.340 I think it's a little bit different.

01:13:20.120 What do you mean?

01:13:20.840 I mean.

01:13:22.220 What do you mean?

01:13:22.920 I'd love to hear your thoughts on this.

01:13:24.520 Yeah, all right, all right. 0.99

01:13:25.260 Fine, let's fucking go. 0.99

01:13:28.020 You know, it's crazy. 1.00

01:13:29.860 This is crazy.

01:13:31.480 It is crazy because I think, you know, my day starts probably five, six o'clock.

01:13:37.960 Okay, so we're on the same page.

01:13:39.560 We're up at the same time.

01:13:40.200 I think it was – I mean I walked burly every morning this week and not a soul was awake by the time I got home.

01:13:48.700 I think you don't think we're awake.

01:13:50.240 I'm up.

01:13:50.560 I'm up on the checking stocks and the computer around 630 every morning.

01:13:53.600 I just don't leave my room until about 9.

01:13:55.520 Go on.

01:13:56.720 No, I'm just saying like I –

01:13:58.380 So you wake up at 2 a.m. and then what?

01:14:00.740 No, I mean I do a full day of work, right?

01:14:04.200 What does that mean to you, Abby?

01:14:05.260 What time do you stop?

01:14:07.840 Right now.

01:14:08.460 I mean, you guys know what I do for a living.

01:14:11.300 So, you know, it's been a different set of few months.

01:14:14.280 But, you know, I probably – I did not have a single day off until I came down here on Friday.

01:14:21.060 Not a single day off since COVID started.

01:14:22.500 So, what are your work hours every day?

01:14:25.280 6, 7 a.m. to what?

01:14:27.540 I mean, there are times when I'm on the phone with my general counsel until midnight, 1 o'clock in the morning.

01:14:32.800 I mean, if that's true, you got us B.

01:14:36.160 You got us B.

01:14:36.800 and shout out shout out to my general counsel he he knows is he watching this he could be he could

01:14:43.660 be because your boss is he is he is a fan he is a fan he loves you guys like that's so does that

01:14:51.760 ever strike you as funny or strike you at all or i'll strike you either way like like i'm not

01:14:56.400 talking to you like do you find it funny when like people in like high-ranking corporate positions

01:15:00.560 are like, hey, man,

01:15:01.280 I saw your last vlog.

01:15:02.480 Yeah.

01:15:03.080 Yeah, that surprised me.

01:15:05.740 Matt and Tess love you guys.

01:15:07.580 They do.

01:15:08.380 They're your biggest fans.

01:15:09.900 And Matt, Matt's a big deal, you know? 0.58

01:15:12.100 He comes from Obama world. 0.87

01:15:13.580 He's...

01:15:14.140 He loves them.

01:15:15.060 He's clocked in.

01:15:15.740 He loves it.

01:15:15.880 He's clocked in, dude, 100%.

01:15:17.420 All right, well, he's clocked in.

01:15:19.920 I'm clocking out.

01:15:21.260 It's been a rough day for me.

01:15:23.340 You'll be all right.

01:15:24.080 It's Memorial Day.

01:15:24.900 We got a barbecue, some friends,

01:15:26.640 some sappy happies.

01:15:29.420 Thanks for watching Impulsive.

01:15:30.320 Abby, thanks for coming on.

01:15:31.260 Hey, thanks for having me.

01:15:32.340 And again, thank you to all the men and women

01:15:34.240 serving around the country, around the world.

01:15:37.220 Jack Vine, I love you so much.

01:15:38.800 Thanks to all the families out there, the kids.

01:15:41.020 I can't imagine what y'all are going through

01:15:43.140 with parents all over the place.

01:15:46.000 So yeah, Jack, also, Jack, I want to thank,

01:15:48.200 I probably could have texted you this,

01:15:49.380 but Jack, I love you.

01:15:50.280 I thank you for your service.

01:15:51.640 And hopefully I can see you reunited with your wife soon.

01:15:54.920 Thanks, grandpas.

01:15:55.940 Love you guys.

01:15:58.140 My grandpas were in.

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - May 26, 2020

E187 MIKE’S TWIN SISTER SPEAKS OUT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 187

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