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00:02:12.320 So, we're at like six, seven videos a week.

00:02:15.280 Point is this, I'm burning out.

00:02:16.360 I knew it was happening.

00:02:17.040 In 2017, I ignored this warning because I had a daily vlog.

00:02:20.100 Guess what?

00:02:20.740 I don't have to do it anymore.

00:02:22.200 While I love catering to an audience, there is a point.

00:02:24.960 it happens

00:02:27.120 very rarely

00:02:28.860 but there is a point

00:02:29.780 where my life

00:02:30.820 becomes more important

00:02:31.640 than the content

00:02:32.160 I'm making

00:02:32.640 that's great

00:02:33.420 and we are here

00:02:34.180 I'm just out of you

00:02:35.320 alright bro

00:02:42.760 you know how

00:02:43.120 you don't like

00:02:44.000 snuggling with Lana

00:02:44.760 yeah

00:02:45.600 I'm at a point

00:02:46.580 where I love

00:02:47.620 cuddling with Josie

00:02:48.920 so much 1.00

00:02:49.620 fuck I'm such a simp 1.00

00:02:50.940 I was outside yesterday 1.00

00:02:52.020 for two hours

00:02:52.660 two hours

00:02:53.280 on the chair outside

00:02:54.860 just laying on each other.

00:02:56.020 The sunset.

00:02:56.840 Editing a TikTok.

00:02:57.880 It was dark.

00:02:58.660 I was working.

00:03:00.040 Not working hard enough.

00:03:01.260 There's a reason why your vlog was four hours late today

00:03:03.800 because you were dilly-dallying all day 1.00

00:03:05.460 and gallivanting around with your fucking girlfriend 1.00

00:03:07.480 sitting on park benches talking about nonsense. 1.00

00:03:09.960 Not nonsense, important things

00:03:11.280 that boyfriends and girlfriends talk about.

00:03:12.920 Like what?

00:03:13.740 Like the fact that I love cuddling with her so much

00:03:16.060 that I wish I could just get so close to her

00:03:18.820 that we merge and become one.

00:03:21.500 That I could just be like fully just go inside of her body. 0.99

00:03:24.860 It's called sex. 0.99

00:03:25.920 No, no, no.

00:03:27.000 We become one.

00:03:28.100 Do you hear what I'm saying?

00:03:28.860 Like, Power Rangers, transform, or whatever they say.

00:03:31.500 We become one and act as a singular human.

00:03:34.300 That's how much I want to cuddle her.

00:03:36.080 Does that make sense?

00:03:37.040 So I think that what you're trying to describe is making a child with her.

00:03:41.200 Because then it's like half of you and half of her combined into one thing.

00:03:45.160 I wouldn't mind that.

00:03:46.120 I don't know why.

00:03:46.780 I was talking about it yesterday.

00:03:49.680 Whenever people start showing affection and doing PDA,

00:03:52.300 and people were like, don't you want to do PDA?

00:03:55.320 I'm like, wait, what are you talking about?

00:03:56.800 People kissing?

00:03:58.300 What did you say?

00:03:59.060 What's that?

00:03:59.460 People hug you.

00:04:00.540 It affects you.

00:04:02.400 I'm just not a super, especially publicly,

00:04:05.480 but I'm also just not a super affectionate,

00:04:07.700 hands-on, touchy person.

00:04:09.280 I think it was because I was not shown

00:04:12.440 that kind of love as a child.

00:04:14.000 Robin.

00:04:14.900 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:04:15.960 Robin.

00:04:16.920 We weren't a super affectionate,

00:04:18.720 like, here's when we say I love you.

00:04:20.220 Is that why Abby, your sister, always hits me?

00:04:22.300 It has to be. 0.88

00:04:23.060 She strikes you.

00:04:24.100 She strikes me all the time. 0.99

00:04:26.000 She strikes me as a person who wears turtlenecks, and she also strikes me. 0.99

00:04:30.260 Yeah.

00:04:31.320 Here's when I love yous happened in my family.

00:04:35.500 Pre-surgery, pre-plane ride.

00:04:37.740 Oh, no, Michael.

00:04:39.080 There were some slip-ups.

00:04:41.840 There were a couple times my dad was like, hey, man, I'm proud of you, and I love you.

00:04:45.860 You'd say I'm proud of you, but for the majority of the time, it's like, yo, I'm getting dropped off. 0.94

00:04:49.760 jfk 5 30 a.m for a 7 a.m flight i just want to let you know man i fucking love you i'm like that 0.72

00:04:56.120 plane goes down yeah i just want to let you know that i love you appreciate that so now when it 0.94

00:05:00.340 comes to like loving in my in my 30s i'm just like you're not into it so much i am touch touch

00:05:06.440 might not be one of your love languages because it's one of mine yeah it's one of mine you know

00:05:10.920 especially with uh the girl that i'm with like i i don't know i like like if if our fingers are 0.96

00:05:16.520 like this i'm happy that's a lie that's a lie don't don't fucking touch fingers with me get in 0.98

00:05:21.580 this get in this cornucopia of love look at me bro i'm six foot two two hundred pounds i'm built to 0.99

00:05:28.500 just embrace you know you're not 200 pounds anymore though i know because i'm skinny bitch 0.85

00:05:35.440 everyone goes do you look skinny which is hilarious because you're not you're not skinny at all like 0.90

00:05:41.420 Look at me.

00:05:43.040 I'm a thin man.

00:05:44.520 Someone commented the other day, is Mac okay?

00:05:46.760 Like, is he doing all right?

00:05:47.860 And I was like, are you?

00:05:49.680 Yeah, I'm fine.

00:05:50.940 But I'm just a thin guy.

00:05:52.520 That's how I am.

00:05:53.340 But do you think that's why they said it?

00:05:55.420 Because of your aesthetic?

00:05:57.300 Or are they actually worried about your mental health?

00:05:59.760 Well, my mental health is definitely spiraling after being in this house for, I think, a year now.

00:06:04.000 I finally did it.

00:06:04.860 You made it to a year?

00:06:05.880 Yeah, I've been here for a year.

00:06:06.820 Wow, that's crazy.

00:06:07.720 May 19th.

00:06:08.220 Congratulations.

00:06:09.520 That's awesome.

00:06:10.460 Whoa.

00:06:11.420 also what about the other like 18 years we spent near each other yeah we've known each other a 0.98

00:06:16.680 while all right all right let's cut the shit there's something important we got to talk about 0.56

00:06:19.880 and uh there's no there's no real way around it we tried to discuss whether opening the show with 0.98

00:06:26.220 it would be appropriate because then we could get back into our fun usual jovial spirit but this is

00:06:31.180 uh necessary obviously because we do have a voice and people listen to us and we have the ability to

00:06:35.940 speak up should injustice occur and an injustice has occurred i'm gonna let you take it away from

00:06:41.140 here mike yeah for sure and we we were going to open the show with this and like you said we looked

00:06:45.880 looked at different ways and here we are once again on another episode of impulsive i'm i'm

00:06:52.900 absolutely disgusted i'm disgusted by something that has occurred in this country over the past

00:06:57.360 couple days i am far from a social justice warrior i'm far from making us think about these kind of

00:07:03.160 things i want to have a good time i want to make you guys forget about your problems

00:07:05.940 but when we are faced with something as disgusting as the video that came out yesterday or on

00:07:13.440 Tuesday whenever you're watching this Tuesday of this week we have to speak up it would be

00:07:18.820 an injustice and disrespecting the platform that we've so graciously been given to not speak up

00:07:25.480 about a topic like this on Tuesday a video came out showing an event that happened on Monday

00:07:32.060 of a white police officer

00:07:35.200 kneeling on the back of a black man's neck 0.91

00:07:38.360 for over five minutes 0.96

00:07:40.300 while the man pleaded for his life,

00:07:43.980 begged for his mother,

00:07:44.820 and gasped his final breaths of air on this planet.

00:07:48.980 A crowd gathered around

00:07:50.900 begging the police officers to stop,

00:07:54.600 and they were met with resistance

00:07:56.540 from the police officers' partners

00:07:58.500 who told them to stand back

00:07:59.900 as the officer in question or not in question because there's no question here

00:08:06.420 murdered a man in broad daylight murdered him this is this was an execution now the the reason

00:08:15.140 this one is a little bit easier to talk about although still creating the visceral disgusting 0.98

00:08:23.640 fucking reaction that i felt every time one of these videos comes out there's no question here 0.98

00:08:30.440 there's no debate there's no conversation we are aligned that there was a cop who murdered a man 0.99

00:08:38.860 in broad daylight yeah we are also aligned that his partners acted as accessory to murder

00:08:45.960 the only question at this point is what happens next the next day they were immediately without

00:08:55.360 job rightfully so rightfully so and that made very few people happy but it made some people happy

00:09:02.840 today the mayor of minneapolis has recommended charges against the officer i want to first say

00:09:10.120 the name of george floyd the man who died before i say anybody else's name but derek chauvin the

00:09:16.780 the cop who did it is now being recommended for charges by the mayor of minneapolis and they uh

00:09:23.040 they opened up to an fbi investigation as well an fbi investigation it's all opening up and and so

00:09:29.600 we'll sit now and watch what happens next so what what happens here that a police officer finds

00:09:38.400 finds this necessary

00:09:39.940 and it's hard

00:09:40.580 because we don't have

00:09:41.040 the full context

00:09:41.720 at the time of this

00:09:42.620 I'm going to stop you

00:09:43.220 it's important that I stop you

00:09:44.660 because

00:09:44.880 I don't know what you're going to say

00:09:46.180 I know

00:09:46.600 and I want to say it

00:09:47.560 and I want to be very clear

00:09:48.520 very clear

00:09:49.720 right off the bat

00:09:50.460 and I've watched other police

00:09:51.880 say this all day today 0.99

00:09:52.780 I don't give a fuck 1.00

00:09:55.080 what the fucking context is 1.00

00:09:57.580 I told you earlier today 0.99

00:09:59.040 I don't care what 0.99

00:10:00.020 someone is fucking doing 0.99

00:10:01.840 I don't care if they're resisting 0.99

00:10:03.000 it does not matter

00:10:04.600 he is face down

00:10:06.380 handcuffed

00:10:07.480 being murdered once someone is detained the police job is over it doesn't matter if he was

00:10:14.900 on a murderous rampage and we should get into this and i'm sorry for getting upset it does not

00:10:19.900 matter once the police officer has has subdued and detained the criminal their job is done 0.99

00:10:27.060 that does not give them the right to decide who lives and dies in this fucking country 0.99

00:10:33.520 whether they are black or fucking white they are not judges they are not jurors and they sure as 1.00

00:10:38.380 fuck are not executioners and every day every week i have to watch cops deciding that it is their 0.99

00:10:45.460 option to carry out execution on american citizens i do not want this mislabeled 1.00

00:10:53.360 this was not a detainee resisting arrest this was cold-blooded fucking murder 1.00

00:11:01.900 hard stop 1.00

00:11:04.140 unacceptable

00:11:07.080 and while your question

00:11:09.600 obviously has merit

00:11:11.160 the simple point is that

00:11:13.780 the context doesn't matter

00:11:15.520 it doesn't

00:11:17.840 while I agree in this

00:11:19.740 specific circumstance I think the

00:11:21.560 word that you use there which is

00:11:23.560 the problem in all of this is the word job

00:11:25.680 it's his job

00:11:27.920 and

00:11:28.720 he has

00:11:31.620 for whatever reason his human nature took over him and he did what he did because he decided to

00:11:38.140 no longer do his job there's there's an evil in in the officer i i don't know his name but i am

00:11:46.200 confident that he will face repercussions for his actions it's hard i don't the guy certainly abuses 0.69

00:11:51.300 power here we know that he was a police officer so so fucking much it's tough to talk about it's

00:11:56.620 definitely a tough topic no one i it's clear that this man was murdered in front of us we saw the 0.51

00:12:03.620 video um and there's definitely you know it was right to always be filming the police this man

00:12:10.920 will face his retribution uh in the legal world as well as there's so many problems here because 0.99

00:12:16.520 obviously this is such a complex situation where because of shit like this cops become pigs and i 0.99

00:12:24.580 I don't want that. 0.99

00:12:25.340 I do not either, but unfortunately, this is the thing that went viral, and one part does not represent the whole.

00:12:33.000 Police officers are here to protect us.

00:12:35.100 They're an essential public service.

00:12:37.220 I'm not questioning that.

00:12:38.560 I back cops.

00:12:39.640 I appreciate them.

00:12:40.820 I believe that the majority of police officers in this country are doing incredibly, very hard job that I don't even have a right to judge them on when it comes to slight miscalculations or miscarriages of justice.

00:12:56.200 This was not a slight miscarriage of justice.

00:12:59.680 And this is also not the first time this has happened.

00:13:06.180 This is not the first time this has happened.

00:13:07.900 And this is one of many, many, many, many, many cases of unarmed black men being killed by white cop while not resisting arrest.

00:13:18.920 Once again, context aside, the context in this one, as we know, is this man had been alleged to have forged checks for forgery.

00:13:29.500 Yeah. OK. If he's swinging his arms, he's pissed off.

00:13:34.520 i didn't forge those checks get the fucking guy in handcuffs you got five cops put him in the car 0.98

00:13:42.920 and bring him to the police station until his trial you are not the judge you are not the jury 0.99

00:13:49.980 you are not the kill the executioner you're not the job you signed up for and the job that i

00:13:55.300 appreciate the men and women who do that job every single day is to protect public safety

00:14:01.600 and to stop threats when that man is face down on the concrete handcuffed he is no longer a threat

00:14:10.380 to anyone to anyone get it you have five cops there get him into the car another problem here

00:14:17.240 is uh the guy talks one of the guys behind the scenes in the camera talks about how this is not

00:14:21.260 a proper detaining mechanism to subdue a person yeah you should never put your knee on someone's

00:14:26.920 neck it's all over the comments on articles across the web i'm i'm i'm i'm confused with um the

00:14:33.860 accountability here that well that's the biggest question well because like even even even his

00:14:38.360 partner like why how is he just standing why why are why are cops not holding cops accountable why 0.96

00:14:44.100 is there why is there no extreme retribution for for shit like this and and yeah we did talk about 0.97

00:14:50.240 this and um we asked around and apparently if cops go against cops they're deemed a rat it's 0.99

00:14:59.000 called the blue line it's a really popular discussion point we talked about it this

00:15:03.160 morning at you know at length with experts in this space with people who consult in this space

00:15:08.840 once again i wanted to find out what people thought this one there's no cops on this guy's

00:15:15.880 There's no cop saying that this was right or that it could even be argued to have been right.

00:15:23.480 This is this was simply put a murder and I'm not going to keep sticking into it.

00:15:29.040 You just brought up the biggest point of all, which is what?

00:15:33.200 What now?

00:15:34.100 What next?

00:15:35.400 Now that once now, now that once again, a city is, for lack of a better terms, burning because because of riots and rightfully so.

00:15:45.060 But they started as peaceful protests.

00:15:46.600 They started as peaceful protests.

00:15:48.140 That should be noted.

00:15:49.560 It wasn't just a riot that immediately erupted.

00:15:52.360 It was people who were actively social distancing and peacefully protesting as well as they could, enraged, rightfully so, but walking the streets to shake up the world and bring attention to this horrible, horrible incident.

00:16:06.240 and then uh you know the other side of this was that uh activists in where was it virginia with

00:16:15.440 white protesters with guns all over the place yeah um and the peaceful protests here were

00:16:21.920 turned into riots by police engagement i don't want to and i don't want to be the to say who

00:16:27.040 threw the first rock like i don't i don't know what happened sure the difference with this is

00:16:31.020 this is on video so we can speak directly to it and once again obviously the context may be missing

00:16:35.440 regardless it's just a like like watching this video created such a visceral and and

00:16:45.560 disgusting reaction in me it disgusts me to imagine myself as that man whether he was i've

00:16:56.480 been in drug-fueled rampages before out of my mind not listening to the orders of people

00:17:01.660 you want to know what didn't happen to me i wasn't face down on the ground handcuffed with a man's

00:17:09.620 full body pressure pressing into my neck so that i couldn't breathe screaming mom please help me mom

00:17:17.460 watching people around me unable to get me assistance as i felt my life

00:17:22.680 slip away from me that's the feeling that people who watch this story can't get 0.99

00:17:32.260 i feel it in me being unable to get help as you watch a fucking cop who's responsible for your 1.00

00:17:42.340 safety kill you it fucking disgusts me dude and i don't know what the solution is i don't know 0.99

00:17:53.500 what the solution is but my my hope as a human being on this planet is that there is one i think 0.99

00:17:59.820 what we'll see is that these cops i i my guess would be that they're made an example of they're

00:18:04.820 definitely being uh attacked in the media by every single person attacked in the social media i

00:18:11.640 I haven't seen the news on how the worldwide media is handling it.

00:18:17.040 But this is a specific case of martyrdom.

00:18:20.840 How many more lives do we have to lose before something changes?

00:18:24.520 We've seen that racism is running rampant in the country,

00:18:26.700 and it has not gotten better.

00:18:29.460 When will that change?

00:18:30.900 We've been fighting for this for years.

00:18:33.020 So that's the big problem.

00:18:35.260 It's the problem that is racism.

00:18:38.020 and obviously that's not

00:18:40.840 going to be a simple fix. I think two things that we can

00:18:42.740 implement right away

00:18:44.400 is cops holding

00:18:46.840 cops accountable. I think that

00:18:48.380 will help. I also think doing a better job

00:18:50.780 of vetting who our police officers are

00:18:52.540 if you know that there's a man who exhibits

00:18:54.940 even the slightest display of 0.99

00:18:56.860 racism, get him the fuck out 1.00

00:18:58.580 immediately. The slightest display 0.99

00:19:00.940 of a person who exhibits

00:19:02.620 rage or has temper tantrums or

00:19:04.500 when he's flustered

00:19:07.900 can't think correctly

00:19:08.880 like get him out

00:19:09.840 and I'm one of those people

00:19:11.780 and like if I was

00:19:12.700 that's why you're not a cop

00:19:13.460 I know

00:19:13.800 and that's what I was just about to say

00:19:15.240 that's why I'm here

00:19:16.480 giving my views on a show

00:19:17.820 like if you're not meant to be a cop

00:19:19.940 if you are not

00:19:20.580 if you are not built

00:19:21.920 to remain calm

00:19:23.620 under the most extreme pressure

00:19:25.540 that is what the military teaches you

00:19:27.420 day one

00:19:29.060 remain calm under pressure 0.99

00:19:31.760 do not fuck up 0.98

00:19:33.220 in the face of pressure 0.99

00:19:35.560 there's a big difference

00:19:36.760 between military and police

00:19:37.880 A hundred percent, but there are a lot of very brave military people who become police.

00:19:42.660 It happens every day. 0.96

00:19:43.720 All I'm saying is if you are unable to show the most simple level of compassion to another human being, if you are unable to not treat a human like a fucking animal as they beg you for their life, those people should not be police officers. 0.98

00:20:05.440 Now this is on us, the public, this is on people with platforms, this is on police commissioners, mayors, and all the way up to the fucking president to get this done, to say this is not acceptable anymore. 0.97

00:20:19.980 And you have two great points. 0.94

00:20:21.840 Accountability beyond the blue line is number one.

00:20:25.500 Be that good cop.

00:20:26.840 You're seeing it today.

00:20:27.580 You're seeing cops on social media saying this was not right.

00:20:30.220 and this is why 0.99

00:20:31.800 also like I hate this shit because I 0.99

00:20:34.480 would like to believe that the majority of cops are 0.99

00:20:36.560 good cops. Oh they are, no don't believe it, they are

00:20:38.340 that's what I'm saying and then some shit comes out like this 0.99

00:20:40.420 and it resets everything 0.99

00:20:42.560 and there's this

00:20:43.120 war between police officers

00:20:46.620 and citizens that is just so

00:20:48.320 that's what's happening, it's a war

00:20:50.200 and who's the more empowered group

00:20:52.080 it's the people with badges and guns

00:20:54.960 so how can a civilian 1.00

00:20:56.200 become equivalent

00:20:58.160 to the people who are currently in the they're not in totalitarian power but it's uh people don't

00:21:04.760 want to go against police officers because they right now the stigma is that if you go against

00:21:08.400 the police officer you're going to get murdered so it's very difficult for any civilian especially

00:21:12.900 the people who are standing there seeing a man uh what you know be murdered how can they step up and

00:21:20.200 uh tell a cop that he's not doing his job correctly it's obvious to any person watching

00:21:26.200 that that what that cop was doing was incorrect but they couldn't do anything other than hold

00:21:31.220 their cameras up they could but you know pressing the cops what happens when you press no that's no 1.00

00:21:35.840 because because now your life is in danger which was just which is fucking stupid that shouldn't 0.99

00:21:40.600 that shouldn't we should not be here we should not be here something's something's missing 1.00

00:21:44.980 something's wrong we're we're the protests are backwards we're fighting for the wrong things

00:21:50.220 that we shouldn't that we shouldn't be having to be fighting for unfortunately we are and i think

00:21:54.560 there's like a unfortunately it's like it's conversations like this that are going to be

00:21:59.780 i would hope the beginning of of of change and it's going to take a while it's going to take a

00:22:05.500 really long time but but we don't have to lose any more lives over it well you'd hope i hope

00:22:10.520 logan has said this earlier this morning and i and i in anger and i i apologize to people

00:22:15.880 listening to this and i apologize to you guys for getting fired up about this it for some reason

00:22:20.000 it affects me badly i do not like the idea that this is happening i don't think anybody does but

00:22:28.800 for whatever reason i it fucks with me logan said this morning that this is a complex issue 0.66

00:22:34.720 and i said it's not but it is it's a it's such a complex issue that deals with everything from 0.82

00:22:39.060 racism to socioeconomic balance to police uh vetting processes to accountability this is a

00:22:46.960 This is a very, very dynamic and complex problem.

00:22:50.540 Because I'm telling you, I'm telling you,

00:22:53.240 the biggest thing is the fact that being a cop is a job versus human nature.

00:22:59.440 Who knows?

00:23:00.540 What was the cop's name?

00:23:02.660 Derek.

00:23:03.380 Derek Chauvin. 1.00

00:23:04.580 Who knows what kind of sick, twisted fuck this guy is 1.00

00:23:08.880 that he's just been waiting to kneel on a black man's neck for his whole life 1.00

00:23:13.280 and because he was bullied in school 0.97

00:23:16.380 or ignored by a girl that he liked

00:23:18.600 and he's got this rage, this anger in him

00:23:20.600 that he can now take out

00:23:21.960 because he can exercise his power accordingly 1.00

00:23:24.820 because he's a fucking cop. 0.99

00:23:27.000 But what if, not saying this is what happened, 1.00

00:23:29.840 but it could have been something along the line.

00:23:31.500 So you talked about vetting cops,

00:23:33.180 but what happened if during his tenure as a police officer,

00:23:36.540 something happened that totally flipped him off

00:23:38.280 and he's just been waiting for his chance?

00:23:40.240 How do you check those things?

00:23:41.420 How do we seal these cracks

00:23:42.500 things keep sliding through communication between partners but more than anything

00:23:47.860 you've said this a lot today it's it's more than a job it's in you just said it's a it's a human

00:23:53.660 nature situation and the question in me has to always come back to where is the compassion

00:24:01.640 where is the compassion to our brothers and sisters in this country and around the world how

00:24:09.540 how and and i believe that this problem will become more complex i believe to to anyone's

00:24:16.120 point that context clues will come out and maybe he does shown to have being shown that's what i

00:24:21.160 was gonna say this is this is where the context really does if you're gonna ask that question

00:24:25.240 the answer involves own specifically only context but what i'm saying is this i i keep coming back

00:24:31.100 to home base yeah which is regardless of context regardless of this man having an rpg

00:24:37.220 and mowing down grandmothers.

00:24:39.380 The context of even the officer. 1.00

00:24:41.600 Who is this fucking guy? 0.99

00:24:42.240 No, no, no, that doesn't matter. 1.00

00:24:43.460 That doesn't matter.

00:24:44.640 It shouldn't, but in this case,

00:24:47.520 if I want to answer your question,

00:24:48.900 where is the compassion? 0.88

00:24:50.040 If this dude's a sociopath, 0.93

00:24:51.920 there is none. 0.94

00:24:52.560 He shouldn't be a cop.

00:24:53.360 The vet failed.

00:24:54.160 He lost.

00:24:55.400 Compassion includes understanding

00:24:56.820 someone's prior circumstances

00:24:58.020 to where they are in their life right now.

00:24:59.780 Fair, but I don't want to get to a point

00:25:01.300 where we then use that understanding

00:25:03.020 of their circumstances

00:25:03.880 to excuse their actions.

00:25:05.120 Do you understand what I'm saying?

00:25:05.840 And so while you're absolutely right, I just can't understand the disconnect.

00:25:12.180 And I'm not a cop, as we know.

00:25:14.380 As I just said, I could never do that job.

00:25:17.380 Where do you think the disconnect is when you have kneeled on a man's neck?

00:25:22.440 I don't know how many life and death situations you guys have been in,

00:25:25.860 coming from someone who's been through quite a bit of them.

00:25:28.260 Five minutes is an eternity.

00:25:30.060 Five minutes is an eternity.

00:25:31.220 how do you disconnect when kneeling on a man's neck and he is handcuffed posing no threat and

00:25:38.620 you know he is becoming go uh he is losing consciousness losing control of his bodily

00:25:45.460 fluids losing his life where is the disconnect between knowing that you are detaining someone

00:25:53.160 and murdering someone fear misuse of power um and lack of recognition now i mean is it mental

00:26:06.200 illness we don't know we'll find out but to be honest guys we i feel like we're in a place where

00:26:11.080 we are entertainers and not policy makers and while this is a tragic event we uh should continue

00:26:18.000 to watch and use this platform to talk about these kinds of things but it isn't our place to decide

00:26:22.960 and it's it's now up to the people of the world fbi's investigation and i agree it is our place

00:26:29.920 to set the foundation for change though and for the discussion and that's and that's what we're

00:26:34.380 doing that's all that's all we that's all we can do because at the end of the day you know we're

00:26:37.660 not going to change the vetting process of police officers but i think if the more we can talk about

00:26:42.640 it and educate people to talk about it and eventually it starts happening then we've done

00:26:46.320 our job appropriately well all right shit here we are we knew and we knew this was going to be 0.96

00:26:55.200 a tough transition now and we're going to get there we're gonna we're gonna fucking get there 0.91

00:26:58.960 all right tough things yeah for sure uh like you've been having some uh some issues with uh 0.69

00:27:06.840 some tough things around the house i just what are you talking about snacking i'm trying to i'm

00:27:13.520 Trying to stop eating shitty foods.

00:27:18.140 I would assume that the majority of people watching the show right now can relate to this. 0.94

00:27:22.740 Sitting home, in quarantine.

00:27:25.700 For me personally, all of the other vices of my life have been removed.

00:27:29.440 They said, hey Mike, we don't think it's a good idea that you smoke crack anymore.

00:27:33.040 And I said, you know what?

00:27:34.060 I'm with you on that one.

00:27:35.060 I think you made the right decision there.

00:27:36.700 We're also going to layer in, I don't know who this we is that I'm talking about.

00:27:39.560 We also decided that you probably shouldn't drink alcohol anymore because it's not good for you. 0.84

00:27:43.200 And also, we're going to toss you into a relationship because we don't want you having all of that promiscuous sexual intercourse anymore either. 0.98

00:27:49.900 Temptation's the devil, Mike. 0.99

00:27:51.240 Exactly.

00:27:51.940 I said, you know what?

00:27:53.040 Whoever you are that's telling me these things, you're absolutely right.

00:27:56.220 I'll give it all up. 0.99

00:27:58.300 Just leave me my fucking food. 0.99

00:27:59.980 But why? 1.00

00:28:01.200 No, you leave me my fucking hot dogs, my mozzarella sticks, my chicken parm, the little glaze sauce that you dipped the garlic knots or whatever the fuck from Pizza Hut. 1.00

00:28:10.320 That's me. 1.00

00:28:11.220 That's my vice.

00:28:11.760 I think it's your last one, to be honest with you.

00:28:13.840 That's it.

00:28:14.560 And by the way, this isn't a joke.

00:28:17.880 This is a serious thing.

00:28:19.340 I think his addiction is transferred over to food.

00:28:22.180 Oh, 100%.

00:28:23.100 I see Mike eating, what do you eat at night?

00:28:26.180 S'mores?

00:28:26.580 It's not peaceful.

00:28:27.480 It's not a peaceful guy snacking at night.

00:28:29.740 A hunks of cheese?

00:28:30.580 It's a trapped man in a body.

00:28:34.960 It's your bad habit.

00:28:36.680 It's a horrible habit.

00:28:36.740 Telling himself he needs to be eating this food late at night.

00:28:39.140 All right, hold on.

00:28:39.740 What do you want from me, Mike?

00:28:40.620 I get scared when I see you consuming at 2 a.m.

00:28:43.300 When we know you shouldn't, Mike.

00:28:45.880 You work out every day.

00:28:48.300 You work out every day.

00:28:50.140 Well, I have to say that.

00:28:51.200 For what?

00:28:51.880 And then you toss it all in the trash just to eat a hoagie at 3 a.m.

00:28:56.900 Listen.

00:28:58.300 Well, you guys are absolutely right.

00:29:01.840 Let's keep it in perspective. 0.98

00:29:03.720 I'm not a fucking balloon. 0.98

00:29:05.080 I'm not going to take off with the house like the movie Up. 0.99

00:29:07.660 One of my favorite scenes.

00:29:08.640 Would be incredible.

00:29:09.440 Okay? 1.00

00:29:09.700 do I like to have a couple Funyuns

00:29:13.020 do I like to have a hoagie

00:29:15.040 roll with some meat on it

00:29:16.740 at 2am 0.99

00:29:18.220 that's fucking literally 0.97

00:29:19.820 have I offended someone by doing so 0.98

00:29:22.380 no but

00:29:23.860 I just feel like the end of the dad bod is coming

00:29:28.760 dude I feel like yeah

00:29:30.180 I think it's been hot for a little while now

00:29:32.180 and I think we're about to see abs pop

00:29:34.380 back off again

00:29:35.540 I don't think so

00:29:38.260 I think the dad bod will always be around

00:29:40.620 Because dads will always be around

00:29:42.580 But what's hot though

00:29:44.540 Yeah the dad bod was in for a little while

00:29:47.200 I know for a fact

00:29:48.780 Amara likes a dad bod 1.00

00:29:50.320 She can grip on your love handles 1.00

00:29:53.420 And command you 0.65

00:29:54.960 To go somewhere

00:29:55.960 Mike what was your problem with

00:29:58.620 Having the snacks in the house

00:29:59.920 Because tell me remind me of this one

00:30:01.640 Oh

00:30:02.860 This is another great question

00:30:05.340 It's all on me

00:30:08.120 obviously I'm not saying it's not

00:30:09.720 but I also think that as

00:30:12.280 a responsible roommate and a friend

00:30:14.160 that if you see another person

00:30:16.320 making a

00:30:17.260 concerted effort to

00:30:19.600 watch what they're eating, watch out for

00:30:22.280 the goodies, cut down on the snacks if you will

00:30:24.400 maybe you don't load

00:30:26.220 the house up with everything from Cheez-Its to Goldfish 1.00

00:30:28.540 to fucking 1.00

00:30:29.560 everything you eat 1.00

00:30:31.260 you're a carbohydrate psychopath 1.00

00:30:33.380 and you say and turn 1.00

00:30:34.780 I like to eat snacks and I can eat them just fine

00:30:37.720 and maintain my perfectly chiseled form

00:30:39.620 that I can't have snacks in the house

00:30:41.820 because you can't be around them

00:30:43.520 because it's your problem.

00:30:44.420 No, I'm not saying that.

00:30:45.600 I'm not saying that.

00:30:46.400 It's my personal responsibility.

00:30:47.940 I get it.

00:30:48.700 But as an addict in recovery,

00:30:51.100 we-

00:30:51.600 Wow, come on.

00:30:53.020 Yeah, I'm a-

00:30:53.520 Come on.

00:30:54.800 Wait, recovery's a lifelong thing.

00:30:56.840 I get it.

00:30:57.380 I'm there.

00:30:57.780 As long as you know that.

00:30:59.100 Yes.

00:30:59.560 Yeah, recovery's for life.

00:31:00.800 I'm an addict for the rest of my life.

00:31:02.660 Yes.

00:31:03.620 Always a twinge of wanting more.

00:31:05.540 Yeah.

00:31:05.940 I don't have urges for drugs anymore

00:31:07.220 because I feed most of it with pizza and food.

00:31:10.140 But what I'm saying is this.

00:31:12.800 In the program, the first thing you learn about is people, places, things.

00:31:18.720 Delete that from your life to even give yourself a fighting chance.

00:31:23.660 Okay, so I know I used to use drugs with Jimmy.

00:31:26.140 In this place, at this time, remove yourself from that situation

00:31:29.700 and you've put yourself in a good place.

00:31:30.960 how much of that

00:31:34.360 versus how much personal

00:31:36.760 responsibility and I never asked you not to

00:31:38.840 snack I never said don't break

00:31:39.920 I did actually this morning

00:31:41.380 I said Shad

00:31:42.680 people want snacks to keep them in their own rooms

00:31:46.060 yeah in your own rooms 1.00

00:31:46.960 what the fuck 0.99

00:31:49.440 I feel personally offended 0.99

00:31:51.380 look I've done diets

00:31:53.780 a lot and every time

00:31:56.760 I find that it's on me to follow

00:31:58.980 the diet and I get it

00:32:00.600 Because, bro, temptation's the devil.

00:32:02.780 You see a snack or a bit of food that you're not supposed to eat, and you want to eat it.

00:32:07.300 But it's on you.

00:32:08.520 It's on you to hunker down and know that you made a promise to yourself that you're not going to eat snacks past midnight.

00:32:14.200 No, you're right.

00:32:14.840 You're 100% right.

00:32:15.820 I don't even know why.

00:32:17.560 I think I was just bringing it up as conversation points.

00:32:19.900 Because, obviously, at the end of the day, listen, I've been doing good past two nights.

00:32:23.120 I've been doing much better.

00:32:23.900 I've been watching everybody.

00:32:24.680 my sweet girlfriend who couldn't put a pound on

00:32:27.160 just loading her face 1.00

00:32:29.140 with Dove chocolate 1.00

00:32:30.600 fucking Cheez-Its just sitting there right in front 1.00

00:32:33.160 of me. She has all the marks on it. She'll have little 1.00

00:32:35.100 cupcakes hanging out of her eyes sometimes 0.99

00:32:37.020 because she's just eating all this food

00:32:38.720 and I just sit there and watch it, dude.

00:32:41.320 I'm going to make it out this.

00:32:43.880 I think you could replace

00:32:44.980 snacks with really good quality food and

00:32:47.020 feed your addiction with that. Yeah, maybe.

00:32:49.420 But I mean, at what point am I just becoming an 0.82

00:32:51.100 ejaculator? Oh, true. 0.97

00:32:52.940 Is there something bad?

00:32:53.800 I heard Mike say that he wants to start doing yoga.

00:32:59.280 Yeah, yeah, okay.

00:33:00.400 Him and Danny were talking.

00:33:01.520 He said, I might start doing yoga, and then while I'm doing yoga,

00:33:04.400 maybe if I happen to meditate while I'm in, I'm checking two boxes at once.

00:33:08.120 He said that.

00:33:08.960 Or maybe Danny said that.

00:33:09.460 I believe that he said that.

00:33:11.280 Like, I would like to be able to fly.

00:33:14.820 That'd be cool.

00:33:15.920 Yeah.

00:33:16.580 If you watch, me and Mike are going to be doing yoga and meditating 1.00

00:33:19.940 and have a hot girl body. 0.99

00:33:21.340 I'll give you one week. 0.99

00:33:22.940 If there's something I know about this old dog,

00:33:25.500 not a middle-aged dog,

00:33:27.060 it's that he ain't a meditator.

00:33:29.340 He ain't a yogi.

00:33:30.460 He ain't a vegan.

00:33:31.760 He likes his hoagie buns with meat at midnight.

00:33:34.880 I'm from the East Coast.

00:33:35.680 That's what I was brought up on.

00:33:38.600 That's the thing, Mike.

00:33:39.960 You were brought up on a lot of bad stuff.

00:33:42.260 You could clean that out.

00:33:43.500 I don't think so.

00:33:44.380 I'll tell you why.

00:33:45.280 From my personal experience,

00:33:47.120 people can change.

00:33:48.380 I agree.

00:33:51.460 That's a broader thing.

00:33:52.600 I think one may need some sort of extreme pivotal moment in their life to truly change.

00:33:59.800 Choking on a donut.

00:34:01.100 Like if I choked on a donut, for example.

00:34:02.760 Seriously, I swear to God.

00:34:04.020 But that would be like a problem from the thing you're eating, not like the greater cause.

00:34:09.100 I bet you he won't eat a donut again.

00:34:11.040 That's true.

00:34:11.560 So he needs to choke on every bit of unhealthy food.

00:34:13.340 The problem is the most chokeable foods are all the vegetables.

00:34:17.380 There is no more chokeable food than kale.

00:34:20.960 Sorry, sorry, not kale.

00:34:22.220 I literally have

00:34:26.220 I'm not kidding you about this

00:34:28.080 my sister who sat on the show 1.00

00:34:29.640 I have pulled raw bok choy 1.00

00:34:32.660 out of her throat 1.00

00:34:33.960 with my fingers bro 0.97

00:34:36.200 bok choy is the octopus of vegetables

00:34:38.320 because these tentacles

00:34:40.500 when they're cooked are super soft

00:34:42.760 but long

00:34:43.620 so they get stuck

00:34:44.780 the only food that's close to it is fried mozzarella

00:34:48.760 that's the only food

00:34:50.500 That could do a similar thing, and it goes down. 0.99

00:34:52.800 But the thing is, it's like, fuck, I was going to say something, but it's actually not appropriate. 0.97

00:34:58.620 So here I am saying that I was going to say something, and it's not appropriate. 0.99

00:35:02.740 Bro, and also, dude, I don't know if you guys know this, and I don't know if you have this problem.

00:35:08.780 But, like, these foods talk to me.

00:35:11.480 Like, literally.

00:35:12.480 Like, all right, listen, hear me out.

00:35:14.420 In English?

00:35:15.060 Yes.

00:35:15.900 When I walk out of the movie room after watching a movie, and everybody goes up to bed,

00:35:19.440 I'm always the last one downstairs because I lock the doors.

00:35:22.260 And as I walk past the cabinet, I hear, without fail, every single time, 2 a.m., Mike.

00:35:30.880 No way.

00:35:31.860 You sure it's not Broly?

00:35:33.020 It's not.

00:35:34.360 Broly can't speak English or talk, which is crazy.

00:35:37.020 He can.

00:35:37.380 But the snack's on the other hand.

00:35:40.160 Mike, don't you want to take a bite out of us?

00:35:43.560 Where are the Cheez-Its? 1.00

00:35:45.500 Every fucking night, dude. 1.00

00:35:47.140 They just speak to me, dude. 1.00

00:35:48.520 You're not the only one.

00:35:49.720 I do believe there's a group of people who can communicate with inanimate objects in food-based shape.

00:35:57.080 Chef Kate can definitely talk to the food.

00:35:58.920 I've seen her talking to herself before, but now that you say that, yeah, she might have been talking to food now that I realize it. 0.60

00:36:05.600 Just like a little Chef Kate blessing before we get it.

00:36:09.340 Bless this food.

00:36:10.700 All right, what else?

00:36:12.120 Listen, I got to do better.

00:36:14.180 Oh, what about them couches?

00:36:17.200 What are you? 1.00

00:36:17.780 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:36:19.440 The couch is from hell. 1.00

00:36:21.720 You got him back, man. 1.00

00:36:23.640 Fucking that kid, Eric. 1.00

00:36:25.040 This kid. 1.00

00:36:26.660 Guys, I'm not in the mood to do a podcast.

00:36:28.700 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:36:29.300 We're going to get through it.

00:36:29.800 That's okay.

00:36:30.540 I don't know if we are.

00:36:31.660 I might cut it right here.

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00:37:46.360 programming. Here's the deal.

00:37:49.100 We tackled a tough topic

00:37:50.560 today. Yeah, I know, but here's the problem I'm facing.

00:37:53.000 Okay, so I knew this was going to happen

00:37:54.500 at the beginning

00:37:56.580 of the quarantine.

00:37:58.120 I was like, you know, I'll do it. I'll be

00:38:00.500 the YouTube avatar. I'll be the guy. Here's your content.

00:38:04.880 This is a guest-based podcast. 1.00

00:38:06.680 Let us not forget that this is a fucking 1.00

00:38:08.540 guest-based podcast. 0.99

00:38:10.500 And we can't have guests on because they won't come to our

00:38:12.560 house because of social distancing. And so

00:38:14.420 I knew this moment was going to happen

00:38:16.780 where we can only talk about so many

00:38:19.160 things before we've completely run dry

00:38:21.420 and nothing's happened. I'm here

00:38:22.960 with the vlogs, bro. I feel trapped.

00:38:24.680 I've got to film an entire vlog before it gets dark.

00:38:27.420 It needs to be four hours to film an entire

00:38:29.100 vlog, Mark. I hear

00:38:31.100 you. I agree with you. We did know

00:38:33.060 this was going to happen, and I think

00:38:34.980 this has also, in a lot of ways, become a non-guest

00:38:37.140 based podcast in this quarantine.

00:38:39.020 I think there's a lot of people out there who highly 1.00

00:38:40.700 prefer these fucking episodes. Maybe not this 0.99

00:38:43.080 one in particular but the ones where we have topics to talk about let me let me say this

00:38:47.740 we will get through this there are topics in the topic you just said working through the quarantine

00:38:54.860 let's talk i'm i'm i'm actually i'm actually pissed like i'm heated i'm not having a good day

00:38:59.820 i i think it's i don't know i don't know what it is but i think it's finally it's the day of

00:39:06.880 reckoning has come i believe this is the day you snap this i'm about to snap okay okay it's hard

00:39:12.820 let me let me let me lay this out for you quickly go for it mike a wild pandemic came through shut

00:39:20.480 down the world everyone goes into hiding can't vlog cameras go off i can't vlog i can't vlog

00:39:27.680 can't be with my crew how can i vlog everybody shuts down they go into just watching mode ozark 0.94

00:39:33.280 i watched ozark i watched this show i watched that show for whatever fucking reason we went 0.93

00:39:39.660 into go mode go mode i published a book i'm recording an audio book i'm working on a movie 0.94

00:39:45.660 for that book the night shift's going crazy clothing podcasts logan paul's on top of youtube

00:39:51.160 again he launched a clothing brand day in and day out all we have done through this quarantine is

00:39:57.160 make content and build brands and build everything relationships you got a pretty girl now too yeah

00:40:02.520 she's cool do you think being on the opposite side of the spectrum has as are we burnt out

00:40:09.360 is it is it over yes yes it is no no no we are burnt out i'm telling you i'm telling you right

00:40:14.080 now and this sucks because a week before i launched maver clothing i knew i was burnt out

00:40:18.380 you're close i i knew i was like this is it i'm at the end of my my my uh i'm not gonna say rope 0.52

00:40:23.900 i'm at the end of something yes i'm at the end of it at the end of the line i'm at the end of the

00:40:27.640 line and i i knew i needed to push and get this and launch it and now we have so much momentum

00:40:32.560 and i hate the last thing i want to do is pause it but we might need to are you going away for 0.87

00:40:39.000 weekend i'm i'm fucking going i'm going away there might not be a monday vlog i'm taking i'm taking 0.93

00:40:43.460 my my beloved we're going to laguna beach we're staying at sorry what did you just say we're going 0.94

00:40:48.600 to laguna beach no no no no no stop stop this is a topic and i know what you're doing i don't like

00:40:55.200 it danny's laughing she gets it if you show up in laguna beach this weekend hold up what no stop

00:41:02.740 Stop

00:41:03.820 It is a well known fact

00:41:06.660 That I have booked my trip to Laguna Beach

00:41:09.680 You're lying

00:41:10.200 Booked, signed and sealed

00:41:12.540 You're telling me

00:41:13.340 I am telling you right now

00:41:16.040 That if you show up to Laguna Beach this weekend

00:41:18.980 Trust me, it won't be me

00:41:20.660 I'll be standing there just watching

00:41:22.800 Having a good time 1.00

00:41:23.760 The wrath of my girlfriend 1.00

00:41:27.180 Will come down

00:41:28.760 In a way you have never before seen

00:41:31.360 Why?

00:41:31.680 Why? 1.00

00:41:32.500 She's the mayor of Laguna Beach. 1.00

00:41:34.180 She can just control who comes and doesn't.

00:41:36.460 I want to talk back through the exact sentence we just had.

00:41:39.560 Through the publishing, through all the things, the podcast, the vlogs, everything.

00:41:43.780 She's just sat there and said the same thing to me for 76 days.

00:41:49.580 When can we get away from this? 0.95

00:41:51.780 When can we leave your hooligan friends behind and get some alone time?

00:41:57.320 And I said, babe, it will happen. 0.65

00:41:58.800 And this weekend she finally booked it.

00:42:00.440 And I told you very clearly that I'm going to Laguna Beach. 1.00

00:42:04.840 And if you go there, we're going to be fucked. 0.99

00:42:07.840 We're going to be in big trouble. 0.99

00:42:09.260 And now you have said.

00:42:10.440 Hold on.

00:42:10.840 Hold on.

00:42:11.160 It's not like we're staying at the same place, right?

00:42:12.940 Where are you staying?

00:42:14.160 Whisper in my ear.

00:42:14.880 Whisper in my ear.

00:42:15.600 Whisper in my ear.

00:42:16.120 No, because I already talked to Josie about it, and it's her favorite place.

00:42:19.360 And I know, brother, I'm telling you this right now.

00:42:21.940 Just whisper in my ear where you're going, please.

00:42:25.280 Please.

00:42:25.780 Oh, my God.

00:42:26.520 Just whisper in my ear.

00:42:27.080 yeah we're going there too

00:42:31.040 no I knew that was going to be it

00:42:33.580 you're wearing the same shirt

00:42:34.720 you literally just both put your headphones on at the exact same time

00:42:37.400 I hope they were watching that run it back

00:42:39.200 you guys are like connected at the hip 1.00

00:42:41.180 literally dumb and dumber 1.00

00:42:42.480 he's joking 1.00

00:42:43.360 I'm telling you he's joking

00:42:45.280 he would not do this

00:42:46.820 he would not do this

00:42:49.080 what's that Jim Carrey movie

00:42:49.780 look the girl has sent me rooms

00:42:53.520 I have rooms here

00:42:54.680 she wanted to go to Laguna 0.96

00:42:57.900 who am I to tell her no 0.99

00:42:59.120 look at that

00:43:00.360 no no don't read those off

00:43:03.680 because that's

00:43:04.240 we'll mute those

00:43:06.600 so you don't know where we're staying

00:43:08.340 and by the way if you see me this weekend 0.99

00:43:09.880 leave me the fuck alone 0.99

00:43:10.860 unless you're in the Maverick Club 1.00

00:43:12.960 but yeah

00:43:15.600 I don't understand what's Alana

00:43:17.560 if she wants alone time with you 0.98

00:43:19.780 she can go on her walk for 10 minutes outside with you

00:43:21.600 that's the alone time

00:43:23.400 There's no way we're staying at the same hotel.

00:43:26.180 It won't happen.

00:43:27.240 I'm just telling you it won't happen.

00:43:28.600 It's an entire hotel.

00:43:29.940 What do you think is going to happen?

00:43:30.860 No, it doesn't matter.

00:43:31.320 It doesn't matter.

00:43:31.960 Is there going to be overlap?

00:43:32.860 Yes.

00:43:33.520 You guys are going to show up at dinner at the same time.

00:43:35.360 You're going to both get couples massages and end up at the spa at the same time.

00:43:38.860 They're going to put you in a four-person room.

00:43:40.100 This is a four-person room.

00:43:40.820 It's a non-issue.

00:43:41.960 It's a non-issue because if you choose to go there, I'm just going to go to Big Sur.

00:43:47.160 It's fine.

00:43:47.900 It's not a problem.

00:43:48.540 That is a drive.

00:43:49.260 We'll probably lose $2,000 on booking.

00:43:52.480 I don't care. 0.99

00:43:53.080 I don't fucking care 0.99

00:43:54.280 I will not upset this girl 0.99

00:43:56.500 after all that she's done

00:43:57.840 for both of us

00:43:59.020 by the way

00:44:00.220 I will not upset her

00:44:03.360 I won't do it

00:44:04.080 what is it like the sight of me

00:44:07.180 that she doesn't

00:44:08.280 does she think I'm going to be vlogging 0.99

00:44:09.880 she wants us to get away

00:44:13.080 it's like imagine this

00:44:14.240 you set up this romantic getaway

00:44:15.660 it's a picnic in the park

00:44:17.040 and the only thing you have is each other

00:44:19.400 and there's a beautiful picnic basket

00:44:21.400 and you've got the sandwiches

00:44:22.640 Yeah, and across the way, it's your best friend.

00:44:24.920 It's you alone in the park, and all of a sudden, you're like,

00:44:27.940 babe, look at that beautiful sunset over there.

00:44:29.960 And you look over and you say, hello?

00:44:32.700 Hello?

00:44:34.440 Guys, it's me, Logan.

00:44:37.000 Logan Paul, you live with me.

00:44:39.220 Can you imagine the inner sadness and destruction of one's soul?

00:44:45.840 Do I have that heart?

00:44:46.740 Oh, Trump card.

00:44:49.020 Oh, you're staring at the Trump?

00:44:50.140 Trump card.

00:44:51.040 I have it. 1.00

00:44:51.540 I have the chump card. 0.97

00:44:53.300 Do you know why Amara wants to stay in Laguna Beach? 0.99

00:44:57.680 No. 0.99

00:44:58.280 Because Josie suggested it.

00:45:00.300 She suggested we all go there about a month ago.

00:45:03.580 And your girl ran with the idea.

00:45:05.200 And now I will not forfeit my girlfriend's desires for your girlfriend's desires.

00:45:09.560 That's not true.

00:45:10.220 I want to see proof of it.

00:45:12.320 Someone's got to fold.

00:45:13.060 I have it.

00:45:13.280 I have proof.

00:45:14.160 We'll pull it up.

00:45:14.820 It's in a group chat.

00:45:15.800 We'll show you on a further episode.

00:45:17.040 It's in a group chat.

00:45:18.620 I don't understand.

00:45:19.360 No, I think we looked at a number of locations, Joshua Tree, all these places.

00:45:23.900 It is what it is.

00:45:24.700 Listen, like I said, there's no problem.

00:45:26.940 I'll take that hit on the booking fees. 0.99

00:45:28.700 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:45:29.640 One thing I won't take is an upset, angry girlfriend who's pissed off that I'm 35 and my roommate is following me on the adventures play. 0.99

00:45:38.760 I won't do it.

00:45:39.700 I won't do it.

00:45:40.420 I'll take the $2,000 hit on booking fees.

00:45:42.400 I will.

00:45:43.600 Dave's going too.

00:45:44.960 Now, that happened.

00:45:46.480 Were you going to Laguna Beach this weekend?

00:45:49.200 No, I'm a Joshua Tree.

00:45:50.060 Joshua Tree, he said.

00:45:51.080 He rented a little trailer thing.

00:45:53.400 You rented a trailer?

00:45:55.000 No, I didn't.

00:45:55.680 Airstrip.

00:45:56.480 He rented an airstrip.

00:45:57.660 On an eight-acre property.

00:45:59.500 An eight?

00:46:00.060 An eight-acre property.

00:46:01.280 Just him and Eve doing airstrip things on an eight-acre.

00:46:04.680 How many months straight have you been vlogging now?

00:46:07.660 The whole year.

00:46:08.900 The whole year.

00:46:09.420 So what, five months?

00:46:10.260 Yeah.

00:46:10.500 Five months?

00:46:11.060 But the tricky part is, not even kidding, it's this too.

00:46:15.140 People forget.

00:46:15.840 I don't do three.

00:46:16.540 This is a lot.

00:46:16.940 I don't do three videos a week.

00:46:18.000 I do five videos a week.

00:46:18.980 I do five videos a week.

00:46:20.700 Filming on Saturday and Sunday.

00:46:22.020 Yes.

00:46:22.380 Two of which are long form pocket.

00:46:23.680 No, you don't.

00:46:24.220 Okay.

00:46:24.540 You do a hundred videos a week.

00:46:25.740 Because then there's TikTok, there's Snapchat, there's Instagram.

00:46:29.860 You have stuff on Facebook.

00:46:31.580 I'm burning out.

00:46:32.380 And not to mention you're in every brand meeting.

00:46:34.900 Listen, the Maverick Club VIP.

00:46:38.340 Oh, another video.

00:46:38.960 That's in the sixth video.

00:46:40.260 I don't want to.

00:46:40.860 Oh my God, that is.

00:46:42.260 That's it.

00:46:42.760 Dude, and the Maverick Club videos are like almost two vlogs in one sometimes.

00:46:46.380 so so it's we're at like six seven videos a week point is this i'm burning out i knew it was

00:46:51.420 happening in 2017 i ignored this warning because i had a daily vlog guess what i don't have to do

00:46:56.340 it anymore i while i love catering to an audience there is a point it's it happens uh very rarely

00:47:03.660 but there is a point where my life becomes more important than the content i'm making that's great

00:47:08.200 i'm just happy you're acknowledging it this time yeah that's like the biggest thing and real people

00:47:15.360 People will understand that.

00:47:16.320 If you are being your best self, you're not putting your best content forward.

00:47:20.240 Well, I don't know.

00:47:20.720 Maybe this is the best content.

00:47:22.040 Who knows?

00:47:23.340 They'll tell us.

00:47:24.280 I've never seen this.

00:47:24.760 By the way, my favorite thing is when I tell the audience that there's a poll on the screen,

00:47:28.340 they said the poll has never once appeared. 0.98

00:47:30.040 Not even a single fucking time. 0.99

00:47:31.980 It is because of Andre. 0.98

00:47:33.660 Not one poll.

00:47:34.720 I'm like, answer this poll.

00:47:35.900 Do you prefer chicken or beef?

00:47:37.260 I'll tell you something about polls.

00:47:38.140 Answer it upstairs.

00:47:39.600 I'll tell you something about polls.

00:47:40.660 They don't exist anymore on YouTube.

00:47:41.860 They're taking them away because creators don't use them anymore.

00:47:44.240 Stop, really?

00:47:44.660 Yeah, I got the email.

00:47:46.440 No more polls, guys.

00:47:47.120 We could leave like a comment or something, right, in the thing.

00:47:50.640 You leave a little thumbs up.

00:47:52.920 Hey, I also don't want to put more pressure on you, but my fear is that this isn't a – we've run out of things to say.

00:47:59.020 This is just – we should be burnt.

00:48:00.580 You know what? 0.99

00:48:01.520 You know what?

00:48:01.940 I'm going to say something right now, and I'm going to stand to say it because you're standing.

00:48:06.600 I'm unraveling this.

00:48:07.720 This is not a result of lack of topics. 0.99

00:48:10.880 this is the result of you sleeping until fucking noon every fucking day because you're gallivanting 0.99

00:48:19.140 little girlfriend 12 o'clock you know what you could have been doing today logan been up with 1.00

00:48:24.580 me at 9 or 8 30 working on topics for this podcast reading the news reading the newspaper

00:48:29.780 but instead or watching caller daddy talk about that but instead you were playing piddle paddles

00:48:36.080 with your little diddle daddler. 1.00

00:48:37.780 Fucking rubbing her skittles. 1.00

00:48:38.920 I would love to put piddle paddles 1.00

00:48:40.260 on a Nintendo Switch, though.

00:48:41.340 We should go get those.

00:48:43.420 Let's talk.

00:48:43.760 I tried.

00:48:44.460 I tried.

00:48:44.980 Yeah?

00:48:45.480 What happened?

00:48:46.060 They're sold out everywhere.

00:48:47.120 Everywhere.

00:48:47.840 Impossible.

00:48:48.700 Yeah, it's really hard.

00:48:49.660 Impossible?

00:48:50.100 I mean, it's like the best right now.

00:48:51.200 It's my next venture.

00:48:53.000 I was going to get a bunch,

00:48:55.260 but yeah, it's hard.

00:48:56.440 No Nintendo Switches.

00:48:57.600 And yeah, you know what?

00:48:58.560 I'll acknowledge that.

00:48:59.600 I think you're right.

00:49:00.540 When I was growing up,

00:49:01.200 my dad always said,

00:49:02.140 Logan, stay focused.

00:49:04.560 Work hard.

00:49:06.080 And make sure you don't get distracted by a tail.

00:49:08.400 You can't be chasing tail.

00:49:10.160 And I said, Dad, I never will.

00:49:11.980 And for the first time in my life, I'm like, yo, the tail.

00:49:16.400 No, no.

00:49:17.620 It's taking over, Mark.

00:49:18.960 I'm kidding.

00:49:19.400 I'm kidding.

00:49:19.900 No, you're not.

00:49:20.580 You're not.

00:49:20.980 You're in a new place.

00:49:22.580 You're in an exciting relationship.

00:49:23.780 That's why.

00:49:24.080 You're loving all the...

00:49:24.600 I'm in the honeymoon phase.

00:49:25.440 Yeah, I get it.

00:49:26.860 But, like, here's a question that I keep coming to in my own relationship.

00:49:31.740 It's like, we've had the discussions because they pop up.

00:49:34.800 people want to get married have kids you know those conversations go down right and those are

00:49:40.640 always fun ones and i always come back to like are we on a mission are we on a mission that is

00:49:48.760 so important to these fans to these to these souls out there that we need to deliver messaging that

00:49:54.660 helps this planet become happier more motivated or more enlightened or whatever are we on a mission

00:50:00.700 that is so valiant and so important that we must misplace or or push aside our own quests for love

00:50:09.360 and peace of mind and life so so my answer is like honestly yeah like yes you know if you really

00:50:18.160 want to change the world and change the way people think if you want to shift behavior you have to be

00:50:23.780 on that mission that's why like when i say i'm going to make three vlogs a week and two podcasts 0.93

00:50:28.360 a week and want a piece of exclusive content on maverickclothing.com i i need n-e-e-d to stick

00:50:34.840 by that that was my mentality and now now now you're not failing no i'm not failing i just know

00:50:42.340 i just know by me continuing to push push push i'm jeopardizing my mental health yeah oh yeah

00:50:49.560 my physical health what happens if you drive content drive a car all day long non-stop and

00:50:56.180 never put gas in it you run out you run out of gas that's what you're doing man you're running

00:51:01.520 on e and i know you keep that yeti on e all the time just because it burns gas like a five miles 0.98

00:51:06.780 a gallon on that bitch yeah it's horrible and then you put a trailer on it with two 0.99

00:51:09.440 badass razors on it that's fun i'm gonna say something i'm gonna say something here 0.99

00:51:12.920 i'm actually i think i'm this is big i'm gonna um get rid of the yeti soon

00:51:17.840 sooner than you know that's the happiest thing you've ever made me because i cannot 0.64

00:51:22.360 not fucking believe i'm saying this because that car is my baby it's my honey it's my child

00:51:26.960 i almost love it more than myself but but what it is it has uh i think it's taken its toll in my 0.96

00:51:34.280 life and i i may actually end up um giving away on the maverick club as well there's a lot of

00:51:39.840 things i'm gonna i'm gonna do in that in that club that like anytime i say i'm getting rid of

00:51:43.740 something or like we're doing this i'm gonna i'm gonna shove every ounce of uh energy that

00:51:51.400 is no longer in my life into that.

00:51:53.540 Can you imagine winning the Yeti?

00:51:55.860 So that's a thing.

00:51:57.320 Can you imagine you're 18 years old

00:51:59.940 and you live in Wisconsin

00:52:00.980 and you win Logan Paul's kitted out G-Wagon?

00:52:04.860 Are you kidding me?

00:52:06.100 And your car insurance goes up to $6,000.

00:52:08.200 No, no, only if you have the plow on it.

00:52:10.300 So a little fun fact,

00:52:12.000 if you do end up winning the Yeti

00:52:14.040 once I give this away in the Maverick Club,

00:52:16.880 don't use the plow.

00:52:18.460 Your insurance will go up by roughly $20,000.

00:52:21.400 I think it's $12,000 a month

00:52:23.640 it went up

00:52:24.360 $12,000 a month

00:52:26.220 because I put the plow on it

00:52:28.720 can you believe that they told me that 1.00

00:52:31.080 I was like what the fuck 0.99

00:52:32.580 I go how did they find out 0.99

00:52:34.300 if an insurance company watches my vlogs

00:52:36.280 wouldn't be surprised if they watch my vlog guest

00:52:38.480 so now we keep the plow

00:52:41.360 so what do you get

00:52:42.640 if you get rid of it

00:52:43.920 that's the big question

00:52:45.800 so now we have a

00:52:46.860 I don't know because this is such a unique vehicle

00:52:50.100 that is is so me it's big it's bold it's cool it's unique that's the coolest thing i like about

00:52:56.400 there is one on the list right now yeah it's the f650 super truck oh yeah this thing is absurd

00:53:05.120 f650 syrup truck the thing that we're running into is that logan now has a trailer and wants 0.93

00:53:08.940 to put the razors on it well man come on can you imagine can you imagine this fucking thing in the 0.99

00:53:14.460 driveway dude oh my god i mean it's completely unnecessary and 1000 ridiculous like you just 0.98

00:53:20.800 get a f350 i'm gonna be honest that that might be it is that it jeff it is i mean listen it's

00:53:26.280 definitely dope but we'll make it could be you know what else is cool um i'm friends with the

00:53:31.980 owner of resvani tank y'all seen this yeah except i don't know what the towing capacity is on this

00:53:37.960 i imagine it's definitely not as much as the f650 but these are bulletproof jeff that's why i bring

00:53:42.360 this up it's cool but these are bulletproof i worry that it might be the same as the like

00:53:46.060 smaller in uh interior like the yeti but yeah this this f650 you just need some some room man

00:53:54.620 you got a you got a dog you got a bird you got a girl that's one thing i never understood about

00:54:00.400 the yeti that's dope it's such a big car and you can't even fit four people in it like it makes no

00:54:06.060 sense like there's not enough room to put people in the back seat yeah it's like it's the same

00:54:10.180 backseat as a Lamborghini

00:54:11.800 which doesn't have a backseat

00:54:12.760 I'm actually gonna start

00:54:15.820 the hunt for this

00:54:17.140 this conversation is gonna be

00:54:18.080 the catalyst for this

00:54:18.840 let's go

00:54:19.520 we're finding F650

00:54:20.840 we're decking it out

00:54:21.800 I think Chase has what

00:54:23.220 he's got a big one

00:54:25.420 he's got a big one

00:54:26.280 but this is like

00:54:27.000 this is like

00:54:28.260 imagine that took steroids

00:54:30.120 and then that product

00:54:31.620 took steroids

00:54:32.340 yeah

00:54:32.780 like double steroids

00:54:34.540 that's what this is 0.93

00:54:35.540 towing capacity of

00:54:36.880 it's like 30 million pounds

00:54:38.680 30 million pounds

00:54:39.900 It's crazy.

00:54:40.580 Bro, you want to attach this to Jupiter and just start tugging it around?

00:54:43.300 You can do it.

00:54:44.020 You just got to get a winch long enough.

00:54:45.240 Speaking of Jupiter, some people went to space today?

00:54:47.660 No, they didn't.

00:54:48.560 The weather deleted them.

00:54:50.020 How come it's not a bigger thing?

00:54:51.300 It's not a bigger thing.

00:54:52.020 There's other stories.

00:54:53.100 Where are they going, though?

00:54:54.640 It's about the moon they wanted to go to.

00:54:56.120 No, they're not going to the moon.

00:54:57.460 I don't think they're going to float around for a while.

00:54:59.600 They're going to space station.

00:55:00.880 ISS.

00:55:01.200 It's a first step, and then we want to send people back to the moon.

00:55:04.100 Of course.

00:55:04.720 Well, eventually we're going back to the moon.

00:55:06.340 I actually just thought about that last night.

00:55:07.860 Would you strap yourself to a giant nuclear submarine shot into the stars?

00:55:13.060 Hold on.

00:55:13.660 I'm sorry.

00:55:14.100 Can we step that back really quick?

00:55:15.600 It makes no sense.

00:55:16.060 You want me to strap myself to a submarine that's going to be shot into space?

00:55:19.440 I mean, that's essentially what a rocket ship is, no?

00:55:22.320 Well, you said a nuclear submarine, by the way, which is a submarine capable of ballistic

00:55:26.140 nuclear measures.

00:55:27.120 That explodes underwater.

00:55:29.000 Sorry.

00:55:29.560 Or is it a submarine that's propelled by nuclear energy?

00:55:32.840 I'm so sorry.

00:55:33.380 But also has nuclear capabilities, I'm sure.

00:55:35.560 I'm sure if you wanted them to.

00:55:37.080 But that's kind of what a rocket ship is

00:55:39.660 And you want to actually

00:55:41.140 Make it vertical and then try to shoot it

00:55:43.460 Space is just as scary as underwater

00:55:44.780 Space? What do you think is scarier?

00:55:48.660 I would say space

00:55:49.780 Just because like if you

00:55:51.460 I mean dude if you're super far underwater

00:55:53.720 You're done. You're going to get crushed by the pressure

00:55:55.260 But also if you like happen to go into space

00:55:57.920 And nothing happens

00:55:58.480 But there's like creepy creatures down there

00:56:01.560 Underwater

00:56:02.560 But that actually in this specific

00:56:04.560 Circumstance I think

00:56:06.340 oh you know what no i was gonna say that comforts me because it's still like life 0.99

00:56:11.080 but they aren't friendly like they're gonna they're gonna fuck you up pull up some of those 0.99

00:56:14.700 mariana trench characters testicle mariana trench characters no they're none of them are okay they 0.99

00:56:20.680 don't make sense they glow i don't want to ultraviolet orange and i don't want to see it i

00:56:25.820 don't want to be around it but like space you know that there's something maybe but like no

00:56:31.740 look at that thing on the left no you go right to the left down one down down yes that thing

00:56:35.680 Either of those two.

00:56:36.940 The anglerfish.

00:56:38.140 Come on.

00:56:38.600 Nah, this one I'm not okay with.

00:56:40.260 See, nah, like, nah, nah, nope.

00:56:41.960 That looks like a Lord of the Rings character. 0.97

00:56:44.800 That's disgusting, dude. 0.96

00:56:46.700 What is that? 0.83

00:56:47.320 That one's not so bad.

00:56:47.920 Yes, it is.

00:56:48.720 No, no.

00:56:49.240 That's kind of cute.

00:56:49.940 That's like a cephalopon.

00:56:50.360 But who knows what it can do?

00:56:51.320 But who knows what it can do?

00:56:52.360 We don't know.

00:56:53.200 It has powers.

00:56:54.080 Look at that.

00:56:54.560 This.

00:56:55.060 That just looks at you in the face.

00:56:56.220 No, I'm not okay with that one.

00:56:57.900 Crystal ball of his eyes.

00:57:00.380 Jeff said he's got a crystal ball of his eyes.

00:57:02.660 What about that, like, jellyfish one?

00:57:04.360 I like that one.

00:57:05.140 Oh, you mean that human living inside a plastic bag?

00:57:08.040 Bro, no, I'm going to space.

00:57:09.980 It's one large intestine surrounded by a plastic bag. 1.00

00:57:12.660 That shit doesn't exist in space, or does it? 1.00

00:57:15.180 That's the question, or does it? 1.00

00:57:16.740 Like, you get to the dark side of the moon.

00:57:21.260 Going out dark.

00:57:23.280 ISS out.

00:57:25.100 And then you go around to the dark side, and who knows what happens back there?

00:57:28.860 Who knows how many of our brave spacemen have been probed anally 0.97

00:57:33.180 by strange insect fucking aliens you got a real brave man can you imagine if you were in space 0.98

00:57:39.160 and you saw you just saw something anything like this i seeing anything would be a shock 0.99

00:57:44.000 like because you know there's nothing no but like when you say shock what do you think you'd act

00:57:48.760 what would actually happen to you dude that's in that is insane you would forever because if you

00:57:55.620 didn't know what it was like if you didn't see it and get a good look at it but you know something

00:57:59.580 like moved in your periphery.

00:58:00.260 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:58:01.280 You saw it.

00:58:01.760 I'm telling you,

00:58:02.340 go look at this thing.

00:58:04.500 You have questions

00:58:05.100 for the rest of your life.

00:58:06.000 Who do you tell?

00:58:06.760 You can't do anything.

00:58:08.040 The government's going to be like,

00:58:08.820 nah, man, you can't talk about that. 0.99

00:58:09.500 You ain't seen shit. 0.98

00:58:10.440 It's like the episode 0.98

00:58:11.080 of Twilight Zone.

00:58:12.200 There's something on the wing.

00:58:13.620 Jeff, you know what I'm talking about?

00:58:14.700 With Shatner?

00:58:15.200 Why would the government

00:58:16.280 not let you tell that?

00:58:17.460 Like, why does the government

00:58:18.340 care about whether or not

00:58:19.980 people see aliens?

00:58:20.940 Panic.

00:58:21.480 Panic.

00:58:21.960 Yeah, human controlling.

00:58:23.480 I saw an alien.

00:58:24.600 You think they're going to be there.

00:58:26.140 Me, Logan Paul, I go, hey, I'm impulsive.

00:58:27.960 I go, hey, I saw an alien.

00:58:28.840 You think people at home are going to be like, ah! 0.99

00:58:31.380 If you're a NASA astronaut who's been, again, strapped to a nuclear fucking rocket that goes into space, 0.97

00:58:38.320 and you see an alien and you have pictures or some sort of proof, 0.99

00:58:41.780 if you don't come back with proof, all right, this dude's crazy, clearly.

00:58:44.840 But if you come back with proof of it, then it's kind of like, you know.

00:58:47.580 We've been here before.

00:58:48.740 Y'all know I film everything.

00:58:49.840 I have proof.

00:58:50.640 Well, I also think, I don't think it's just panic.

00:58:54.020 I believe that the government would want to monetize them for tax money.

00:58:58.480 You know what I'm saying?

00:58:59.600 Like, dude, who, bro, just like with marijuana, it wasn't, they didn't want people not getting high.

00:59:04.040 They wanted to make sure that it was, that when it was sold, they made money off it.

00:59:07.620 So when the aliens visit, of course, they're going to find a way to tax, tax the aliens, whether it's tolls, tolls.

00:59:14.660 You want to come into our galaxy?

00:59:16.800 Energy, cosmic energy.

00:59:17.920 You're going to pay us in dark matter. 1.00

00:59:19.580 No, fuck that. 1.00

00:59:20.300 Also, also convert. 1.00

00:59:22.300 Make my planet heavier. 1.00

00:59:23.320 convert that dark matter into 0.96

00:59:25.320 American currency. Don't come

00:59:27.380 without the right bills or you're going to suffer

00:59:29.340 the VAT consequences on your way out.

00:59:31.620 You're going to have to sit at that VAT office

00:59:33.600 at the UK airport

00:59:35.120 for three hours as you try to get your

00:59:37.320 tax money back for the gold bracelet you bought

00:59:39.460 downtown. That's an intergalactic

00:59:41.640 space creature

00:59:42.800 with eight limbs sitting at the VAT. 0.99

00:59:46.460 Man, this place sucks. 0.99

00:59:48.440 And he's not 1.00

00:59:49.380 wearing a mask. He's not wearing

00:59:51.340 a mask. They would infect the crap 1.00

00:59:53.280 do i think about ukrainian astronauts not often train astronauts on what to do 0.97

01:00:00.700 that is a great question wow does nasa i can't wait to have an astronaut on this show look him

01:00:08.760 dead in the face and say were you trained to interact with et they have to they have to be

01:00:17.380 You know

01:00:18.560 I would think they would get the most basic

01:00:21.240 Stuff but I bet you that there are some

01:00:23.500 That are like

01:00:24.380 I bet you there's like the interrogator of the group

01:00:27.340 Like the FBI interrogator

01:00:29.100 For the Space Force 0.95

01:00:30.120 Interrogator or interpreter 0.62

01:00:32.940 Because no one can speak alien 0.66

01:00:34.280 Did I say interpreter?

01:00:38.140 What's the guy that called

01:00:39.080 Negotiator

01:00:39.780 You're going to sit an alien down

01:00:42.560 One of the few things 0.99

01:00:44.800 And I'm going to get fucked up for saying this 0.98

01:00:47.360 not one of the few things. One of the things 0.99

01:00:49.620 that Trump has done that I find

01:00:51.740 incredible

01:00:52.340 is the formation of the Space Force.

01:00:55.960 Yo. Low-key, dude,

01:00:57.580 I actually do kind of fuck with him because why 1.00

01:00:59.480 should we be so behind on space, dude? 1.00

01:01:01.420 Yo, I think the Space Force is going to come into act when we 0.90

01:01:03.480 have, like, Chinese spy drones up in 0.93

01:01:05.460 space shooting down lasers and listening to

01:01:07.460 us. We will need that.

01:01:09.520 Space Force.mil. Military.

01:01:11.700 It's a military site. That's

01:01:13.620 a real thing. What is this? Sexual assault

01:01:15.600 respect. Is this about alien 0.57

01:01:17.480 Sexual Assault and Prevention for Aliens? 1.00

01:01:19.980 Damn, they main-paged it. 0.99

01:01:21.640 They main-paged this part for the Space Force. 0.99

01:01:24.500 They want to make sure they're buttoned up.

01:01:26.260 They're not taking any Space Force HR risks.

01:01:29.700 I don't think this is even Space Force.

01:01:31.640 I think this is just in general.

01:01:33.120 What is SpaceX like?

01:01:36.020 Weightless.

01:01:37.440 Someone's had to have done it.

01:01:39.120 Someone's had to.

01:01:39.920 It would have been an astronaut with another astronaut, correct?

01:01:42.800 Probably, right?

01:01:43.740 Astronaut.

01:01:44.300 Has that happened?

01:01:45.080 Do we have

01:01:45.680 I'll get that

01:01:46.760 You guys keep going 0.99

01:01:47.340 Have people had sex in space 0.85

01:01:49.240 It's had to have happened

01:01:50.880 I also imagine

01:01:52.140 It's probably

01:01:52.580 The greatest thing ever

01:01:54.280 Or not

01:01:55.720 Or it's probably

01:01:57.320 Horrifying and difficult

01:01:58.620 It'd be difficult

01:02:00.040 Nothing to really

01:02:00.640 Grip onto

01:02:01.360 Other than your partner 0.99

01:02:03.100 Sex in space

01:02:03.920 Can you imagine

01:02:04.220 I can imagine it 0.99

01:02:05.880 The cum shot 1.00

01:02:06.740 I'm there for it 0.99

01:02:07.280 The cum shot 0.99

01:02:07.980 Bro 0.97

01:02:08.340 So it's definitely

01:02:09.100 Happened

01:02:09.580 It's definitely

01:02:10.320 Happened in these

01:02:11.180 It's definitely

01:02:13.800 Happened in those

01:02:14.440 in those micro

01:02:15.180 like the planes

01:02:16.580 that they take you up

01:02:17.440 but that's only like

01:02:18.040 16 seconds

01:02:18.700 that only fits for like

01:02:19.500 Logan

01:02:19.820 fact

01:02:20.360 you're not lying

01:02:23.060 I mean there's

01:02:23.520 there's articles

01:02:24.100 about here

01:02:24.860 but

01:02:25.160 is there anything

01:02:26.760 on the good old PH

01:02:27.480 I wish I could

01:02:28.180 I wish I could do better

01:02:29.080 can you do a PH check 1.00

01:02:29.940 astronaut

01:02:30.700 what about Trump

01:02:32.240 saying he's

01:02:33.000 cancelling social media

01:02:34.080 Trump's cancelling

01:02:35.400 social media

01:02:35.960 that's horrible news

01:02:37.260 what will we do

01:02:38.120 oh he cancelled Twitter

01:02:38.880 because they put a fact

01:02:39.920 checker on his tweets

01:02:41.860 basically

01:02:42.960 basically what

01:02:43.560 so he attempted

01:02:44.200 to cancel Twitter. Well, he just made a tweet

01:02:46.300 about it that said that Twitter is anti-

01:02:47.860 Listen, he was making tweets that were

01:02:50.200 un-based

01:02:52.160 in facts about mail-in

01:02:54.440 ballots. Voter fraud

01:02:55.960 will happen because of mail-in ballots.

01:02:58.260 And Twitter said, yo, they put

01:03:00.180 a thing on it, so when you read the tweet,

01:03:02.140 you can click a little button that says

01:03:03.740 get the facts. It said get

01:03:06.180 the facts. And you go

01:03:08.180 to a site and it tells you the real story.

01:03:10.340 And Trump was not happy.

01:03:11.960 He was not having it, bro.

01:03:13.320 Well, I wonder if we'll ever reach a point where instead of like getting opinions fed to us through our like I saw that the CNN app just sent out an opinion, essentially, that I think they try to pass it off as a fact in the news.

01:03:25.260 But I'm sorry.

01:03:26.740 What did you just say?

01:03:27.760 CNN sent out something to like, you know, the news app.

01:03:31.180 Yeah, it was a thing.

01:03:33.500 A Trump seems to blah, blah, blah.

01:03:35.300 So it was an opinion based on what he did.

01:03:36.860 Yeah.

01:03:37.100 Yeah.

01:03:37.320 Not a fact.

01:03:38.200 I'm going to let you in on a little secret now.

01:03:39.880 Every single thing you see on the news right now 0.99

01:03:42.320 Is an opinion of some fucking sort 0.98

01:03:43.640 This is one of my favorite questions 0.99

01:03:47.780 Because I want nothing more

01:03:49.040 I always used to tout BBC 0.99

01:03:51.280 And say they were closer to the center on shit 0.99

01:03:53.120 But it's not even the case anymore 0.99

01:03:54.740 Al Jazeera

01:03:57.360 I'm sorry 0.99

01:03:59.160 Call me a scumbag for thinking this way 0.98

01:04:01.720 But I'm not watching Al Jazeera 0.99

01:04:02.880 I've always been taught in political science

01:04:05.180 Major in college

01:04:06.820 To read every different regional

01:04:09.760 news publication

01:04:11.900 because then you can kind of see who's saying

01:04:14.160 what about what and why

01:04:15.220 you can configure your actual truth

01:04:17.940 wow but yo but listen

01:04:19.440 then you have to sort through all the facts

01:04:21.020 sort through all the minutiae

01:04:24.180 until you find and make an opinion

01:04:26.340 which is your own opinion which is fine

01:04:28.220 but a lot of people just go headline news and

01:04:30.360 pull their opinions from there

01:04:31.520 everybody does

01:04:33.000 people call me out

01:04:36.380 on it all the time

01:04:37.140 People call me out all the time that I've been harsh towards one side.

01:04:40.180 I'll be the first to say it right now. 0.99

01:04:41.920 CNN is equally fucking bad. 1.00

01:04:44.100 They're awful. 1.00

01:04:45.320 They're awful.

01:04:45.860 They put up headlines on the thing that says, you know, Trump thinks this or like Trump thinks Americans shouldn't wear masks.

01:04:53.440 Like just a blatant statement, a blanket statement. 1.00

01:04:56.700 And that one might actually be true.

01:04:59.100 Yeah.

01:04:59.540 Because he's been saying it.

01:05:01.220 Anyways, that's either here nor there.

01:05:02.800 It's not very concise.

01:05:03.320 But it's the gray, like the neutral reporting of the news isn't exciting.

01:05:07.260 And all we have time for anymore is exciting things that pique our interest and then grab our attention for 15 seconds.

01:05:13.600 And then we move on to the next thing, which is which is in closing on the topic, which is why I brought the topic up today and why it was so important that we hit it.

01:05:23.160 As I watch the topic tumble on Twitter, down to five, down to seven, down to 12, and it's space.

01:05:32.360 And it's some baseball player scored.

01:05:34.260 It's all this stuff, and that goes to the top.

01:05:36.120 And before you know it, no one's talking about it anymore.

01:05:39.780 Until two months later when a video of a man kneeling on the neck of another man comes out and everybody goes into an outrage.

01:05:47.760 It is the news cycle.

01:05:49.060 and it's scary to imagine that we just do this

01:05:51.980 and nothing happens

01:05:53.340 time after time again

01:05:55.000 where's the solve I don't know

01:05:57.340 I'm not the one with the answers 0.99

01:05:59.060 I never want to claim to be the one with the fucking answers 0.98

01:06:01.280 we'll find the answers in time 0.98

01:06:02.300 unfortunately we can't see the future

01:06:05.560 final note

01:06:06.800 putting this tweet out

01:06:08.080 do you think Elon Musk's astronauts have been trained

01:06:10.380 how to interact with aliens

01:06:11.800 should they encounter them

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