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00:02:12.700 Halfway through the date, she goes, hey, have you ever been on a date before?

00:02:18.300 That's so bad.

00:02:19.920 That's got to be the worst thing you can do.

00:02:21.820 I look at her like, am I on a bad date?

00:02:29.580 Have you ever watched the Star Wars movies?

00:02:34.360 I do.

00:02:35.920 I'm not into them.

00:02:37.000 I don't know why.

00:02:38.860 Mike, have you seen them?

00:02:39.880 I think it's because they're too cheesy.

00:02:41.600 What do you mean?

00:02:43.760 No? 1.00

00:02:44.220 People get mad about that shit. 1.00

00:02:45.480 You'll get canceled like J.K. Rowling. 1.00

00:02:47.580 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:02:48.300 J.K. Rowling got canceled? 1.00

00:02:49.420 Oh, yeah.

00:02:49.700 Well, let's wait until we get into the show.

00:02:50.900 I think we started.

00:02:51.680 Oh, nice.

00:02:52.160 Are we good?

00:02:52.700 Yeah.

00:02:53.320 I just want to apologize.

00:02:55.220 You know, I like Star Wars.

00:02:56.040 I don't.

00:02:56.480 I can't get into Star Wars.

00:02:58.660 Cancel me over it.

00:03:00.200 But there's better people to cancel right now,

00:03:02.680 which is what Mike said. 0.92

00:03:03.920 What did she do?

00:03:04.520 Well, no, I didn't say cancel. 1.00

00:03:05.420 She got canceled.

00:03:06.840 Welcome back to Impulsive,

00:03:07.880 the number one podcast in the world.

00:03:09.040 Here we are, another week, back at it.

00:03:10.720 Episode what, 192 this is?

00:03:12.720 191.

00:03:13.460 What'd you say it was?

00:03:14.860 191?

00:03:16.960 We're coming up on 200, which is going to be cool.

00:03:18.940 We have nothing planned,

00:03:20.320 and we can't have a gathering like we did last time

00:03:22.120 because, you know, COVID-19.

00:03:23.480 No, no, that got canceled.

00:03:25.160 Speaking of things getting canceled,

00:03:26.660 So COVID has officially, it seems like, has officially been canceled.

00:03:29.740 Wow.

00:03:30.540 Yeah.

00:03:30.940 Let's figure it out.

00:03:31.740 News across the board on COVID.

00:03:34.040 Restaurants are opening back up.

00:03:35.560 I've eaten now in Laguna Beach and now even in Manhattan Beach here in L.A.

00:03:39.860 I was at a restaurant called Rock and Fish.

00:03:41.740 Shout out to the staff at Rock and Fish for their first day back.

00:03:43.760 It was delicious.

00:03:45.860 Who is saying that asymptomatic COVID is unlikely?

00:03:51.380 Who is saying that?

00:03:52.320 I'll tell you who.

00:03:53.260 Who?

00:03:54.000 WHO, the World Health Organization.

00:03:55.400 You would have thought they would come up with a better acronym.

00:03:59.120 I know.

00:03:59.680 It's just problematic.

00:04:02.260 But yeah, it's wild.

00:04:04.220 And it's, I mean, I'm not being the perpetrator of this, but people are calling it one of the biggest political hoaxes of all time.

00:04:11.760 How crazy is that?

00:04:12.860 That stresses me out.

00:04:14.060 Crazy.

00:04:14.960 Crazy.

00:04:16.140 Will we ever know the true answers of what happened there?

00:04:19.080 Do you think they'll ever dig that one up?

00:04:21.300 I have a theory.

00:04:22.180 Go ahead.

00:04:22.400 okay so uh connecting these that question and what he's saying so coming from la the protests i was

00:04:27.980 there uh all my friends were there uh you've seen the videos especially that one in la i think was

00:04:33.300 on hollywood boulevard the drone shot of just thousands of people lined up squeezed next to

00:04:39.140 each other sardines in a can beautiful because it's like all people promoting are uh uh vying

00:04:44.420 for the same cause it was awesome because you know equality black lives matter it's it's it's

00:04:49.600 It's stronger than ever right now, and it's beautiful.

00:04:52.180 But you can't help but wonder, what are the repercussions of this because of COVID-19?

00:04:56.980 So my theory is, will we ever figure out if it's a hoax?

00:05:00.260 If in two weeks, which is the incubation period for COVID, there's a spike in COVID-19 cases, maybe it's not a hoax.

00:05:09.820 We'll find our answer.

00:05:10.900 How can proximity that's happening in the protests not lead to the airborne?

00:05:18.400 and you can't be within six feet of anyone disease kind of thing.

00:05:21.380 I mean, what's going on?

00:05:22.460 And let's be careful with the word hoax.

00:05:24.100 We're not saying that coronavirus doesn't exist.

00:05:25.900 We have people close to us who have lost family members to it.

00:05:29.600 Just asking questions.

00:05:30.340 But I think the reaction to the coronavirus is what is in question

00:05:37.380 and it being the next grand-scale global killers,

00:05:41.940 which it had been classified as,

00:05:44.560 Which put us all into this massive, you know, hysteria, toilet paper hoarding frenzy, shutting down restaurants, shaking hands is gone forever, you know, masks everywhere and everybody's just in their little lairs.

00:05:58.280 And it looks like it looks like now, you know, a little civil unrest has has sent coronavirus back to Wuhan, back to back to beware.

00:06:07.960 Crazy.

00:06:08.920 What happened to JK?

00:06:09.820 What'd she do?

00:06:10.240 We were at the ranch this weekend

00:06:13.260 And you know how weird it is going from LA

00:06:15.160 Where no one cares about Corona anymore

00:06:17.240 Magically

00:06:17.820 In Idyllwild, Mountain Center, California

00:06:21.080 You can't enter a store without a mask

00:06:23.320 People won't touch it, people won't shake your hand

00:06:25.060 It's just very two

00:06:26.700 Conflicting worlds and it was interesting

00:06:29.100 Going back to back

00:06:29.840 Wait, hold on

00:06:31.140 This is fresh in Los Angeles Times

00:06:35.320 Coronavirus deaths spike in LA County

00:06:37.500 With the highest weekend total in over a month

00:06:39.560 I told you.

00:06:41.200 In the last two days, Los Angeles County officials announced 81 new coronavirus-related deaths,

00:06:46.960 the highest total reported over a weekend in more than a month.

00:06:49.720 Yep.

00:06:50.500 3,000 new cases on set.

00:06:52.800 So listen, back to where I started this, I don't know what to believe or think anymore.

00:06:59.180 That's the hardest part of it all.

00:07:00.700 Misinformation.

00:07:01.420 Los Angeles Times is telling me one thing.

00:07:03.060 Ben Shapiro and Stephen Crowder are telling me that because all deaths, if they're even remotely tied to coronavirus or in any way related, like if you get in a car accident, but because the staff at the hospital was understaffed because of coronavirus, you died of coronavirus.

00:07:23.240 This is all crazy to me.

00:07:24.740 It's tricky.

00:07:25.500 It's way tricky.

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00:08:40.900 Logan's first time reading that

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00:08:44.380 the reason I bring this up is because I've been recording

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00:08:55.080 and so shout out to all the people out there that can't read

00:08:57.240 because I can't.

00:08:58.940 Shout out to all the people

00:08:59.400 that can read.

00:09:00.280 Oh, yeah.

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00:09:08.380 That's been fun, man.

00:09:09.560 I like it.

00:09:10.440 God, why has J.K. Rowling

00:09:12.000 gotten canceled?

00:09:12.580 Oh, sorry.

00:09:13.160 We're back to this game.

00:09:13.800 Yeah, tell us.

00:09:14.080 She's a book author.

00:09:15.380 An article came out

00:09:16.640 talking about the need

00:09:18.820 for more medical devices

00:09:21.260 for people who menstruate.

00:09:24.320 And I guess the article

00:09:25.260 was very careful

00:09:26.100 to call it people who menstruate

00:09:28.260 and she put out a tweet that basically

00:09:29.960 said in the past we had a word

00:09:32.100 for this it was called woman 0.98

00:09:33.600 woman woman when she 1.00

00:09:36.040 was you know making a joke about 1.00

00:09:37.440 women and you know this being a 1.00

00:09:40.020 medical she's a gender 1.00

00:09:41.900 medical you know she's done this she's very 0.99

00:09:43.960 she chirps a little 0.56

00:09:46.100 bit with the with the whole 0.98

00:09:48.000 trans things she's been canceled before

00:09:50.100 for that I believe she and her defense on this

00:09:52.120 one was she wrote the

00:09:53.980 entire Harry Potter series and so no

00:09:55.920 Her defense on it was that she thinks by leveling the playing field, basically, you are distracting from the hardship that women go through in life because her being a woman has been difficult in her life.

00:10:14.240 And she believes that other women struggle with that.

00:10:16.460 And there's a gender bias and sexism that involves being a woman.

00:10:21.080 So when you say that women and men can interchange, you have you have distracted from the cause of women to push for women's rights.

00:10:28.920 And that was her that was her explanation on it.

00:10:32.360 And I don't think Twitter was having it, bro.

00:10:34.480 I also don't think we are going to have that right now.

00:10:36.900 Oh, we know.

00:10:37.740 This seems like a fiery pit of cancellation.

00:10:41.220 This is the this is the go there.

00:10:42.860 This is that topic.

00:10:44.100 Watch this.

00:10:44.440 Put your finger right there.

00:10:45.200 I'll do it.

00:10:46.780 Don't touch it again.

00:10:47.920 Don't touch it again.

00:10:49.240 Don't you do it.

00:10:50.060 Mark Wahlberg, on the other hand.

00:10:51.540 Wow, Mark got canceled, too. 0.99

00:10:52.820 Mark fucking Wahlberg. 0.99

00:10:53.380 Mark Wahlberg? 1.00

00:10:54.260 Yeah, he's gone.

00:10:55.360 What did he do this time?

00:10:56.260 Canceled.

00:10:56.700 Did y'all know that?

00:10:57.700 No. 0.99

00:10:58.540 Fucking Marky Mark, dude. 1.00

00:11:02.260 It sucks, because, like, I... 1.00

00:11:03.880 You don't even want to talk about it, 1.00

00:11:05.040 because it's fucking Marky Mark. 0.99

00:11:06.100 Like, you don't want to draw attention 1.00

00:11:07.060 to the fact that he said some racist shit 1.00

00:11:08.520 when he was 15, do you? 0.99

00:11:09.880 I don't want to.

00:11:11.000 Apparently, in, like, 1986,

00:11:12.920 he had, like, a series of hate crimes

00:11:14.320 that people...

00:11:15.700 Hey, are we calling them hate crimes?

00:11:18.020 I'm verbatim saying what I read as the Twitter headline.

00:11:23.240 That's safe, right?

00:11:24.440 Just reading the headlines typically pretty good.

00:11:26.380 It's not my word.

00:11:27.920 I'm citing my source, and it's Twitter.

00:11:29.560 Twitter is, as we know, very reliable.

00:11:32.020 Everything. 1.00

00:11:32.800 I sucked a dick, according to Twitter. 1.00

00:11:34.940 Which actually was true. 1.00

00:11:36.840 They were wrong.

00:11:38.000 They weren't wrong.

00:11:39.020 What about Drew Brees?

00:11:39.740 He got canceled.

00:11:40.660 Oh, we're going to just skip over Mark Wahlberg.

00:11:43.880 Here's the thing.

00:11:44.560 It's just a list, man.

00:11:45.380 I'm going to ask questions.

00:11:46.220 yeah i'm gonna ask questions with mark walberg and i'm not gonna make a statement these are 0.97

00:11:49.940 just questions coming from someone who did fuck up really bad and grew out of the fuck up and 0.57

00:11:57.160 really improved and got better because that was my goal how can i improve as a human and become 0.94

00:12:01.660 a meaningful impactful young individual on this planet and i'd like to believe i did that

00:12:07.020 are we completely resistant and shut off to the idea that people can change

00:12:12.180 because is that is that where we're at i think a lot of people are resistant to that idea 0.99

00:12:16.060 horrible hate crimes anything hate crimes fucking horrible fucking horrible it goes without saying 0.97

00:12:23.420 like you you'll never catch me in my past you'll never find a hate crime anything related uh to 0.99

00:12:28.060 race or anything that's just not the type of person i was or i am just it's not me um the fact

00:12:35.680 that mark walberg allegedly i believe i don't even think they were allegedly i think it was

00:12:40.160 proven but the fact that it came out so long ago i just i hate the idea of people not thinking

00:12:50.040 humans can change i think that limits us i think that caps us he's from boston though right he's

00:12:56.440 from boston mark walberg boston's notorious dorchester neighborhood a pair of vietnamese 0.88

00:13:03.160 american men 1988 19 fucking night i was three you weren't even born yet if you're telling me 0.93

00:13:11.920 that people can't change from 1988 to 2020 first of all and here's another issue with it all these 0.98

00:13:18.240 motherfuckers love mark walberg last week mark walberg is loved by everyone it's just once that 0.99

00:13:23.440 cancel shit starts up once that cancel culture gets brewing and the gasoline starts pouring 1.00

00:13:29.660 onto the fire everybody harry potter's getting canceled what does he say what does he say 0.98

00:13:33.980 can you imagine by association because of jk rowling harry potter the care the fictional

00:13:39.980 character canceled canceled and the dude who plays him daniel radcliffe canceled everybody 0.88

00:13:45.580 fucking canceled boston canceled red socks canceled it turns into that it turns into this machine but 0.97

00:13:53.060 yeah 1988 he had some shit to say but yo mark walberg served 45 days in prison for connection 0.99

00:13:59.460 with that incident and some would say he served his time and i would like to believe that he's 0.82

00:14:03.880 not the same person he was in 88 anybody else on board with that i'll join marky mark have you

00:14:08.180 ever seen was it boogie nights you're boogie nights might be a little bit different than

00:14:11.700 that person i could be wrong entourage is great though man it's just crazy crazy it is precarious

00:14:17.820 times i had a i had a uh a tweet that people on both sides like this week and i know we're not

00:14:22.460 going to talk about this topic too much but i i have to say i have i have been uh catching some

00:14:27.780 some heat over the past week obviously because i've taken some uh partial stances on the topic

00:14:33.680 right and i and i guess i may have at one point or another been a little bit too critical of the

00:14:39.200 police for some for one side of the argument to listen to and i i wanted to summarize it

00:14:43.900 and i said what if i told you you could be on both sides imagine that i support good police

00:14:50.560 and understand the innate complexity of their job i support black lives and understand the

00:14:54.940 oppression they face I support change to better exemplify good cops and protect Americans against

00:15:01.180 brutality crazy crazy can you imagine that you could actually be on both sides of the of it a

00:15:08.940 lot of people can't they can't they can't imagine that it's like uh it's it's Americans are so hard 0.99

00:15:14.960 pressed to to take a stance and fucking stand there till they're beaten into the ground I don't 0.97

00:15:20.120 know what it is about America like I talked to my European friends no one understands this country 1.00

00:15:24.160 No one understands why we are the way we are, why we treat people like shit. 0.99

00:15:28.800 They don't get it. 0.99

00:15:30.340 I don't want to get into this, but we are so fucking far behind, man.

00:15:35.220 My hope is that our generation can get us out of this hole that we've been, by default, stuck in for the past 250 years.

00:15:45.780 You know who DMed me?

00:15:47.100 Who's that? 1.00

00:15:47.620 Ariana Grande to tell you why she blocked you. 0.99

00:15:49.560 Yeah.

00:15:52.260 She wanted nothing to do with me, I guess.

00:15:54.660 At least she thought about you.

00:15:55.940 I don't know if she did, ever.

00:15:57.420 She thought about you not to block you.

00:15:59.200 True, okay.

00:16:00.140 Daniel Radcliffe is trending.

00:16:01.720 For what?

00:16:02.120 Right now.

00:16:03.100 He just literally asked me speak.

00:16:05.140 Wow, he just responded.

00:16:06.720 Daniel Radcliffe responds to J.K. Rowling's anti-trans tweet.

00:16:11.300 He said transgender women are women.

00:16:12.740 So he's beefing with J.K. Rowling now.

00:16:16.560 Harry Potter's beefing with his creator. 0.96

00:16:19.260 Wait, no, or is he transgender women are winmen? 1.00

00:16:21.920 Oh, okay. 0.96

00:16:22.300 Yes, that's what.

00:16:22.960 Okay, I get it. 1.00

00:16:23.880 I get confused on this shit 0.99

00:16:26.060 Because I was born in the 80s 1.00

00:16:27.180 I get confused on something

00:16:28.860 I'm sorry

00:16:29.380 So a transgender woman is a man who identifies as a woman 1.00

00:16:33.160 I don't

00:16:34.460 I don't think you say identifies

00:16:37.200 Is a woman

00:16:38.360 Is that right?

00:16:40.100 You can confirm that Danny?

00:16:41.720 I don't know why I've all of a sudden made you the house expert

00:16:44.920 But yes

00:16:46.400 So he's going against JK Rowling

00:16:48.740 Which is interesting

00:16:49.780 Wow

00:16:50.200 What is life?

00:16:53.580 Who DM'd you? 0.87

00:16:55.000 Serafina.0.

00:16:56.500 Now, name her Gabel?

00:16:58.600 No. 1.00

00:16:59.500 This is one of the girls who took the, let's get a riot outfit picture. 0.91

00:17:03.680 Oh, God.

00:17:04.720 Because we talked about her on the last show.

00:17:07.180 She was in her close friend. 1.00

00:17:08.340 She's like, let's get a riot outfit. 1.00

00:17:09.720 Let's get drunk, whatever.

00:17:10.540 And they put a picture up and it said like, come on, guys, go out and protest.

00:17:13.980 We owe it.

00:17:14.460 It's the least we can do.

00:17:15.180 Hashtag BLM.

00:17:16.620 She DM'd me.

00:17:18.400 She goes, hey, this is Serafina.

00:17:19.860 I'm one of the girls from the riot outfit text message exchange.

00:17:22.380 i saw it featured in your last video and i thought you had great input this whole experience was

00:17:26.600 completely eye-opening to eye-opening to my privilege i didn't even know what performance

00:17:30.480 activism was before this so i think it's a lesson that many other white ig influencer type girls

00:17:34.540 could really benefit from hearing so thank you for shining a bigger light on this before others

00:17:37.780 make this insensitive mistake and that was it and i didn't have to share this i didn't have to read

00:17:43.600 it but again someone who's made a mistake and learned i like that she took 1000 accountability

00:17:50.280 gotta love it and reached out there wasn't a dig in there there wasn't like a what do you know you

00:17:54.540 found the dead body like there was it was just like genuine accountability and and and and uh

00:17:59.600 thoughtfulness why is that so rare why is that so rich like i i have i have time and time again even

00:18:06.820 in the past couple weeks since this thing started tried to take every opportunity possible to say 0.66

00:18:11.160 yo i'm sorry i fucked up here like i i i tweeted something at crowder yesterday and i got it wrong 0.88

00:18:16.660 and immediately I was like, 0.98

00:18:17.960 damn, I fucked this up. 0.93

00:18:18.920 I'm sorry, like, 0.99

00:18:19.520 I don't understand why people,

00:18:20.840 is it a pride thing?

00:18:22.400 Of course, of course. 0.99

00:18:23.400 You can't be a hypocrite 0.99

00:18:24.560 if you go against yourself, right? 0.99

00:18:25.620 So no one wants to change

00:18:26.540 their original opinion.

00:18:27.960 It's like people expect themselves

00:18:30.320 to be right 100% of the time,

00:18:32.160 which is completely abnormal to me.

00:18:33.820 I don't get it.

00:18:34.360 Like, even with these cops

00:18:36.120 who have been arrested,

00:18:36.980 which I've loved to see legislators

00:18:38.700 take a stance on these cops

00:18:39.820 who have gone out of control,

00:18:40.920 brutality-wise,

00:18:42.080 over the past couple weeks.

00:18:44.000 And it's like,

00:18:45.580 Like, no one can admit, like, yo, we shouldn't have pushed the old dude on the ground.

00:18:50.320 That was, we got a little aggressive.

00:18:52.700 Like, instead, instead, the other 56 members of the task force resign.

00:18:58.720 And then when the two cops walk out of court, there's a crowd applauding the cops.

00:19:06.940 I don't, I just, people make mistakes, just own up to them.

00:19:10.860 I agree, I agree.

00:19:12.800 Accountability is huge.

00:19:13.680 And for the person who made the mistake and is willing to swallow their pride and admit their wrongs, it's such a good feeling just to own up and move on.

00:19:25.480 Stop being stubborn. 1.00

00:19:27.600 Stop being hard-headed and just own up to your shit if you fucked up. 1.00

00:19:31.700 And she did. 1.00

00:19:32.200 So I want to say good on her.

00:19:33.760 Good on her.

00:19:34.580 Did she have rosé at the house? 0.93

00:19:36.340 She did have rosé. 1.00

00:19:37.900 She had a white girl rosé.

00:19:40.500 What else is going on? 0.99

00:19:41.740 I wanted to

00:19:42.700 that old man video

00:19:43.660 was sad

00:19:44.440 I told you this take though

00:19:46.500 yeah I know

00:19:47.100 it's hot

00:19:48.280 and it's more of a question

00:19:50.060 my question was this

00:19:51.560 everyone's seen the video

00:19:52.540 of the old man

00:19:52.940 getting pushed on the ground

00:19:53.720 regardless of age

00:19:56.160 and I know it's

00:19:56.800 it's the only factor here 0.96

00:19:58.220 because elderly 1.00

00:19:59.120 like deserve a different 1.00

00:20:00.580 level of respect

00:20:01.760 and care

00:20:02.600 yep

00:20:02.980 yeah

00:20:03.520 when you approach

00:20:05.760 a police barricade

00:20:06.920 walking the opposite

00:20:07.820 direction of you

00:20:08.540 you assume a certain

00:20:09.440 level of risk

00:20:10.160 correct

00:20:10.440 someone said

00:20:11.260 yes first of all someone said that he was going to like help the cops pick up something that i

00:20:16.840 don't know the exact uh so i know so so that's what i'm getting like i don't know the exact uh

00:20:21.920 context of the situation my thought on it is like regardless you see an old man walking down the

00:20:29.320 street whether he's coming at you to the side you just walking down the street to find out where 0.59

00:20:33.780 he could watch mr rogers i don't fucking know what he's doing right just go around him just go 0.93

00:20:39.220 around him. Just skeet skirt around 0.99

00:20:41.400 him. He's an old man. I'll tell you why they didn't 1.00

00:20:43.360 bro. Because the dudes who pushed him over

00:20:45.360 definitely named Brock.

00:20:47.900 You see him? Or Billy.

00:20:49.340 Did you see the cops? First day on the job type

00:20:51.380 shit. Pull up their faces. 1.00

00:20:53.420 Of the two cops.

00:20:55.400 They are, they look like

00:20:57.180 Prohibition era gangsters

00:20:59.460 that were cast for a

00:21:01.140 Prohibition era gangster movie.

00:21:02.860 Bro, yes. Bro.

00:21:04.940 These aren't the two guys that look like they would

00:21:07.200 push an old man on the ground.

00:21:09.220 No way, bro. 1.00

00:21:10.640 All right, let's see.

00:21:11.260 Aaron and Robert, totally.

00:21:12.600 Robert, that's not such a common bro name, but Aaron for sure.

00:21:16.920 But what I'm saying is I'm telling you like probably one of the first times walking next

00:21:22.380 to their partners hand in hand like, oh, you're going to do it.

00:21:24.880 You're going to go stop the bad guys and keep the protesters in check.

00:21:29.280 And they just went a little too hard with the old man.

00:21:31.680 Wait, do we know that?

00:21:32.640 What if they're veterans of the force?

00:21:34.320 Do you know that?

00:21:34.960 It probably says right there.

00:21:36.180 Police officers.

00:21:38.440 Whatever.

00:21:39.480 Is there anything about the man?

00:21:40.740 Is he like a World War II vet that was like combat trained

00:21:43.980 and was going to go take on the whole police force?

00:21:46.100 Do we know?

00:21:47.420 No, he's 75 years old.

00:21:49.120 We know he's okay.

00:21:50.760 Laceration and a concussion.

00:21:52.060 57 officers on the team quit at the unit after.

00:21:55.020 And also, as you have and everybody watching this, 0.99

00:22:00.620 I've seen every single one of these fucking videos of police brutality. 0.98

00:22:04.020 and and i some are missing the context which at times is is important and other times is 0.99

00:22:10.420 unimportant to the situation i like to think but these are these are very very very high intensity

00:22:17.640 fueled engagements right now between the cops and people there imagine being 20 cops or 40 cops 0.97

00:22:24.960 surrounded by 50 000 people your fear is through the fucking roof you don't know which guy's got 0.81

00:22:31.320 a gun which guy's got a weapon and so while i'm not excusing their actions you have to feel for 0.97

00:22:37.100 these cops right now who are out there trying to keep order in these really really tricky situations

00:22:41.480 this one was tough for me this one and the dude getting his head cracked by the cop with the

00:22:46.040 baton who also got charged with aggravated assault today clanging and banging now you got to take

00:22:51.500 each situation as it comes but like you've seen you've seen few high-fueled situations where you

00:22:57.020 could almost give the cop a little bit of leeway on it and then you've seen other ones where it's

00:23:00.020 just cops driving by crowds of people

00:23:01.920 standing there and spraying pepper spray at them

00:23:04.060 as they drive by.

00:23:06.480 Very different situations, and I think

00:23:08.080 it's up to the audience and the cops themselves

00:23:09.920 to say, yo, this one was okay, this one wasn't.

00:23:12.320 Bro, when I was protesting,

00:23:14.520 I'm aware that people

00:23:16.000 are forgetting that cops are humans too.

00:23:18.180 It's horrible. I would go

00:23:19.960 up to some of the officers. I remember

00:23:22.100 one particular, her last name was Munoz.

00:23:24.620 Girl. Had to be 1.00

00:23:26.300 probably, honestly, probably 1.00

00:23:28.160 four foot 11 tiny yeah yeah and i'm just this girl helmet barely fits her like oversized clothes

00:23:34.540 i'm saying i'm like how you doing munos are you okay and she kind of like looks at me i'm like

00:23:39.840 everything good you're all right like you know it's hot you're doing a good job like appreciate

00:23:44.040 you and she just like nodded at me and it was just interesting because like these are people 0.86

00:23:49.100 too absolutely some of them are fucking some some some are and it's and it's been a tricky 0.94

00:23:54.860 it's been a tricky situation there's really no winner here like like no matter what that's why 0.99

00:24:00.880 i've tried to try to be center of the road on a lot of stuff there's a shit ton of good cops out

00:24:05.220 there's a shit ton of really good people out there who are peacefully protesting and all of this has

00:24:10.000 led over the past week to kind of the the main stage area of this which is the new conversation

00:24:14.760 around defunding the police it's just who's gonna i know they're not all the time protecting us but

00:24:20.540 at the end of the day like they are here to protect us is it defunding entirely in this

00:24:23.720 situation the call the budget from the city the call is not to defund as in like stop funding the

00:24:29.840 police the call is to restructure and to systemically change the police force which

00:24:35.000 makes sense i get that one super but but it's but the question is what is what's going on in

00:24:41.680 the meantime i i said i tweeted defunding the police is not the answer that's like removing

00:24:45.780 airbags from cars because they misfire one percent of the time that part i i now understand that it's

00:24:51.400 not about removing the police but we need i said we need to defund certain aspects reappropriate to

00:24:57.000 other aspects and increase spending on vetting training and policing the cops so to say defunding

00:25:01.820 or to lower funding it's too broad of a solve and when you simply scream defund the police that to

00:25:08.780 the basic people out there the people who are not fully ingrained in the conversation they think

00:25:12.500 stop funding the police altogether in reality it means reappropriating funds to uh problematic or

00:25:18.360 Or urban neighborhoods. 0.79

00:25:19.940 It means, I think, reducing some access to military tech and hardware, which costs millions and millions of dollars a year that they don't need armored personnel carriers or fucking javelin rockets like the military has.

00:25:31.600 One interesting set of stats I saw was from the Columbus city budget, Columbus, Ohio.

00:25:37.180 And I think it was $192 million was going to the police budget, while there was like $3 million to education.

00:25:44.120 Everything else was just paling in comparison.

00:25:46.560 So backwards.

00:25:47.420 So backwards.

00:25:48.360 192 million dollars

00:25:49.800 where's it all going

00:25:50.360 what are they

00:25:50.680 I would love to see a breakdown

00:25:51.980 of what is

00:25:52.480 like what's

00:25:53.060 being spent

00:25:54.160 I'd love more money

00:25:55.360 to be spent on education

00:25:56.500 so many people

00:25:57.640 underestimate

00:25:58.140 how impactful

00:25:59.100 a youth's education

00:26:01.040 contributes

00:26:02.960 to the rest of their life

00:26:03.940 I mean

00:26:04.940 I mean we know this 0.99

00:26:05.940 just like our fucking 1.00

00:26:07.440 constitutional system 1.00

00:26:10.620 that is

00:26:11.180 outdated

00:26:12.260 at its core

00:26:14.040 the education system

00:26:15.540 is also outdated

00:26:16.380 it just

00:26:16.960 kids are still learning the same way they learned centuries ago i think they're getting down in a

00:26:23.360 classroom uh tell you knowledge i'm talking at you i'm not talking to you this isn't a conversation

00:26:28.560 i'm going to write something and say something and i i'm going to cross my fingers as a teacher

00:26:32.180 that you you absorb it and there's a lot of good teachers out there and you have to commend the

00:26:37.080 ones who will go out of their way to make sure their students are really learning like we all

00:26:40.780 have that one teacher right who pushed us a little who a little harder and and gave us their time

00:26:45.640 energy and um you it's like you have you have the ammunition you have the teachers who want to teach 0.97

00:26:52.680 and and and grow uh their students their pupils but the system systemically is just fucked yeah

00:26:59.920 it's uh it's hard to get the the good teachers to go to undesirable places as well you know

00:27:05.300 that too that too i did i did some digging on budgets over the past couple days just to

00:27:11.460 better educate myself and better understand like where the money falls and and estimates because

00:27:16.780 some of it are pulled from different years but we spend around 70 billion dollars a year on

00:27:21.700 education in the united states we spend 80 billion dollars on incarceration in the united states we

00:27:28.620 spend a hundred billion dollars on police in the united states and we spend 760 billion dollars a

00:27:37.560 year on defense military so it's like it's like you know this is not news to anyone i'm not i'm

00:27:43.160 not telling any any anybody anything they don't know already we we as a country dramatically

00:27:47.580 overspend on military and on defense and it feels great to feel nice and warm and like the russians

00:27:53.020 can't get us but let me tell you son nobody's feeling that warm right now on the streets of

00:27:56.700 new york or the streets of la or the streets of minneapolis because our internal and domestic

00:28:01.980 systems have failed us and so like wow you can't hit our military bases in iran in iraq right now

00:28:08.420 or afghanistan because we have c-ram missile defense systems all around the perimeter of our

00:28:14.060 bases which i love that idea but kids aren't learning cops aren't getting the the training

00:28:20.500 and the love they need from the budget and everybody's locked up we just house millions

00:28:26.020 of people in our prison systems it's all we have massive massive issues in the spending in this

00:28:30.320 country we're paying a lot of money to uh protect the freedom that we're all fighting over that we

00:28:34.800 all know we like constitution of this country is that we're free people right yeah and uh what are

00:28:40.980 we spending the money on if we're not getting if everyone's not getting that yeah yeah facts all

00:28:46.920 right so so much you know well and these are a lot of politics a lot of heavy conversation

00:28:52.100 and and typically this show is that of fun yeah it's been tough jovial it has because

00:28:58.300 it's in the back of your mind

00:29:00.320 at all times

00:29:00.780 no matter what you do

00:29:01.560 but I want to talk

00:29:02.320 I want to talk about something

00:29:03.180 Laguna Beach

00:29:06.100 we went there

00:29:07.080 last weekend

00:29:08.640 cut the vacation short

00:29:10.400 it was a romantic getaway

00:29:11.320 me and Josie

00:29:11.940 you and Amara

00:29:12.560 were somewhere elsewhere

00:29:13.740 in your own little romantic getaway

00:29:15.060 all the couples got away

00:29:16.160 and we didn't dive into this last week

00:29:18.040 but I want to talk about it now

00:29:18.920 I'm on my date with Josie

00:29:21.960 by the way

00:29:22.340 first date

00:29:22.840 first date

00:29:24.060 we've been dating for a while

00:29:25.560 we've been dating for like a month

00:29:26.720 a little more

00:29:27.800 But we've been talking for like six months, one of those situations.

00:29:30.380 And we went out, technically, our first date.

00:29:33.900 Why so long before the first date?

00:29:35.760 Because of COVID, right?

00:29:36.640 Like you couldn't go out to dinner?

00:29:37.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:38.400 Okay.

00:29:38.760 I mean, I could have done it, but like, I don't know.

00:29:41.020 I mean, this will lead into what I'm about to say.

00:29:44.900 So halfway through the date, she goes, hey, have you ever been on a date before?

00:29:51.400 That's so bad.

00:29:53.040 That's got to be the worst thing you can do.

00:29:54.860 i look at her like am i a bad date she's like no but bro she's so nice and i know she's she

00:30:03.900 meant i was a bad day so i kept prying i'm like josie i'm a bad day admit it she's like oh no 0.95

00:30:08.300 just like we haven't really like talked about anything and i'm gonna be honest i'm so fucking 0.52

00:30:14.180 high right now i i don't even know where i was stoned i was stoned at nobu yeah i there's just 0.80

00:30:19.040 a lot going on

00:30:19.820 and you know me

00:30:20.840 when I smoke bro

00:30:21.680 just become a sock

00:30:23.740 a tube sock

00:30:25.100 just worthless

00:30:26.540 barely

00:30:27.060 why would you smoke

00:30:28.940 on your first date 1.00

00:30:29.820 shut up 0.91

00:30:30.380 Danny asked why 0.99

00:30:31.880 he would smoke

00:30:32.460 on his first date

00:30:33.020 I don't have to answer 1.00

00:30:33.800 get on shit 1.00

00:30:34.680 fuck 1.00

00:30:36.080 no but anyways 1.00

00:30:38.160 I'm fucking not 0.97

00:30:40.000 Josie 0.98

00:30:40.380 I'm not a bad date

00:30:41.420 I'm a good date

00:30:42.500 but she's right

00:30:43.500 I didn't ask her enough

00:30:44.900 about herself

00:30:45.500 and we started talking

00:30:47.100 about politics

00:30:47.940 and police reform,

00:30:50.300 aliens,

00:30:50.860 things I'm into.

00:30:52.300 And she's just not into,

00:30:53.520 she doesn't care so much

00:30:54.940 about the idea of aliens 0.95

00:30:55.920 visiting Earth

00:30:56.580 and us communicating with them

00:30:57.620 and me being the liaison

00:30:58.920 between humans.

00:30:59.440 What'd you do?

00:31:00.400 That would be you, though.

00:31:02.140 It would be me.

00:31:03.040 We talked to,

00:31:03.520 you know, Tanner Fox?

00:31:05.280 Yeah, of course.

00:31:05.840 Shout out to Tanner.

00:31:06.580 He was at the ranch this weekend

00:31:06.960 and we put a little prank on him.

00:31:09.340 Yeah, poor kid.

00:31:10.500 Poor kid.

00:31:10.980 Really?

00:31:12.060 Max, I get Logan.

00:31:12.860 You should tell him the thing

00:31:13.640 about the aliens.

00:31:14.300 Because when you're at the ranch,

00:31:15.700 you can pretty much always see aliens

00:31:16.820 and always just post it up.

00:31:17.940 and Tanner's like what's good

00:31:19.500 Tanner's 20 years old great kid

00:31:21.480 so honest

00:31:22.660 what do you mean what are you talking about aliens

00:31:26.380 how are they gonna get me

00:31:27.720 I looked around I'm like alright bro if I tell you this you can't tell anyone

00:31:30.160 and he's like

00:31:31.460 I swear to god you tell me I was like please

00:31:33.540 so I go

00:31:35.880 alright so like we made a pact

00:31:38.220 and it's kind of like signed it sealed 0.99

00:31:40.100 and shit 0.99

00:31:41.120 when the aliens do come to planet earth 1.00

00:31:43.880 I'm gonna be the one

00:31:45.760 Communicating with them

00:31:47.020 To link humans

00:31:48.100 In extraterrestrial life

00:31:49.240 Like the government

00:31:50.320 Shows me

00:31:50.860 He's the guy

00:31:51.340 It's done

00:31:51.860 I'm the guy

00:31:52.440 And Tanner's like 1.00

00:31:53.140 No fuck with me 1.00

00:31:53.940 Wait you fuck with me 1.00

00:31:54.840 I was like 1.00

00:31:55.140 That's it dude

00:31:55.660 That's it 1.00

00:31:56.700 Like I'm the fucking guy 1.00

00:31:58.000 He believed it 1.00

00:31:59.200 Yeah everyone started

00:31:59.820 Walking up

00:32:00.380 And he was like

00:32:00.800 Wait are you being serious

00:32:01.680 And you're like

00:32:01.960 Oh man

00:32:02.380 Nah nah nah

00:32:03.160 Was he stoned

00:32:05.900 Like I look at

00:32:06.660 All you guys here

00:32:07.400 I don't want to call out

00:32:08.700 Young

00:32:09.160 Tanner Fox

00:32:10.740 But I look at all you guys

00:32:11.500 At the ranch

00:32:11.860 Sitting around a fire 1.00

00:32:12.780 High as fuck 1.00

00:32:13.680 He doesn't know 0.99

00:32:14.980 to know if we were joking or not so like to this day i have no idea if he thinks like i

00:32:18.960 i mean by the way i am i think wait hold on a sec before we go too far i want to go back to

00:32:25.200 laguna beach both physically and in this conversation so so what first of all i want

00:32:31.980 to ask you what do you do in those situations because simultaneously at the same time on my

00:32:38.060 trip to Laguna Beach I had Amara telling me that I don't uh partake in enough meaningful

00:32:45.220 conversation with her so so so it which seems very which from a from a girl's perspective or

00:32:51.580 from you know Amara's perspective at least let's say was basically her way of saying yo I don't 0.89

00:32:56.280 care about talking about aliens or that kind of shit because that's what I'm trying to talk to 0.95

00:32:59.780 What are we supposed to talk to them about? 0.99

00:33:04.900 Ask questions.

00:33:06.140 Ask questions.

00:33:07.560 Wait, but I ask a lot of questions. 0.96

00:33:09.200 She just doesn't know the answers. 0.97

00:33:10.680 Maybe that's a problem.

00:33:11.440 What is your name?

00:33:13.320 I don't know.

00:33:14.120 What do you ask her?

00:33:15.160 No, not those.

00:33:17.680 I'm like, hey, what do you think about Tetris?

00:33:22.280 That's a bad one.

00:33:23.400 You're going to go down a single with that one. 1.00

00:33:25.220 A single? 1.00

00:33:26.560 What kind of fucking question is that? 1.00

00:33:28.380 Ask her about Tetris. 1.00

00:33:29.780 So I'm asking your questions that just feed into my conversations?

00:33:33.340 Absolutely.

00:33:33.800 That's what a podcast host does.

00:33:35.320 That's what I'm supposed to do.

00:33:36.880 Mike, you definitely talk at Amara a lot.

00:33:39.000 You talk at her.

00:33:39.840 I'm sure I do.

00:33:40.920 He talks at everyone.

00:33:42.060 Oh, yeah, that's true.

00:33:42.840 Now is the perfect time for me to say from one narcissist to the other,

00:33:47.720 happy National Best Friends Day, guys.

00:33:49.780 Happy National Best Friends Day.

00:33:51.100 Good to see you guys.

00:33:51.760 Good to have you on the show.

00:33:52.760 Thanks.

00:33:53.140 All right, so meaningful conversation out of the way.

00:33:55.480 Another point I want to bring up.

00:33:56.900 freakiness

00:33:58.980 between partners on vacation.

00:34:02.000 Bro.

00:34:02.640 Bro.

00:34:03.520 Bro.

00:34:04.440 Bro.

00:34:05.740 For some reason,

00:34:07.520 as soon as I walk through

00:34:08.840 the hotel door

00:34:10.040 with my girl, 1.00

00:34:12.340 shit is just expected 1.00

00:34:13.880 to get funky, bro. 1.00

00:34:15.760 Funky.

00:34:16.880 Certain, you know,

00:34:18.080 whips and chains 0.99

00:34:19.080 that were fucking off limits. 0.99

00:34:21.100 Certain orifices 0.99

00:34:23.200 that were off limits

00:34:24.460 are now in play.

00:34:25.960 It's like all the rules

00:34:26.720 Mike which side

00:34:27.300 Are you talking about man

00:34:28.380 I don't

00:34:29.000 Oh god

00:34:29.960 Both

00:34:31.020 Who knows 0.99

00:34:31.700 Who fucking knows 0.99

00:34:32.960 Listen 0.99

00:34:33.480 All I'll say is this

00:34:34.980 It's like everything

00:34:36.400 Is off limits

00:34:37.880 Or is now in play

00:34:39.240 Yeah

00:34:39.660 Why is that

00:34:40.820 I thought the same thing

00:34:41.040 I told Josie

00:34:41.680 I was like

00:34:42.060 Some change here

00:34:43.440 With our sex a little bit 0.96

00:34:44.640 Like uh 0.96

00:34:45.220 It got better

00:34:46.020 I think

00:34:46.340 Yes

00:34:46.680 I think it's an environment shift

00:34:47.880 Yeah 100%

00:34:49.060 Especially you 1.00

00:34:50.440 You fucking in a little hobbit hole 1.00

00:34:52.000 In a cave in the corner 1.00

00:34:53.680 For months

00:34:54.440 For months

00:34:54.980 in a 25 year old

00:34:56.600 YouTuber's house

00:34:57.360 and now all of a sudden

00:34:59.040 I'm at the montage

00:34:59.860 the waves are crashing

00:35:01.380 along the ocean wall

00:35:03.240 the screen doors open

00:35:04.560 and there's a breeze

00:35:05.680 blowing through the curtain

00:35:06.540 there's a fire outside

00:35:08.840 some birds

00:35:09.460 bro that new environment

00:35:12.900 will put you into 1.00

00:35:13.660 a fucking frenzy bro 1.00

00:35:15.180 all kinds of weird fingers 1.00

00:35:16.720 were going in places

00:35:17.720 just hearing this

00:35:20.180 makes me realize

00:35:20.920 bro we've really been

00:35:22.200 moving in parallel

00:35:23.000 this happened to me with the whips

00:35:25.840 yeah it's why I brought it up

00:35:27.480 because you told me that

00:35:28.560 once again exploit your own life I won't do it for you

00:35:31.620 I don't know if I want to do it either

00:35:32.780 actually there's one thing I will say because it's very respectable

00:35:35.740 you are not willing to

00:35:37.600 that's as far as I go

00:35:40.660 to heavy handed

00:35:41.720 crack in a sexual way

00:35:44.360 your partner 0.97

00:35:44.900 the hardcore smack and you said no

00:35:48.020 you drew the line 1.00

00:35:49.160 she has me a sting 1.00

00:35:50.480 it's a fucking little fly swatter 1.00

00:35:52.300 You used to like whip them 1.00

00:35:55.160 In like

00:35:55.660 What is it BDSM?

00:35:57.440 Yeah ASMR

00:35:58.540 Whatever they do in Fifty Shades of Grey

00:36:02.080 S&M

00:36:02.760 Sadomasochism

00:36:04.100 So she hands me this thing

00:36:06.360 I'm like oh cool

00:36:07.220 You want me to kill a fly or something? 0.99

00:36:09.980 She's like no 1.00

00:36:10.900 You think it's cute?

00:36:12.560 I was like I don't know

00:36:13.260 She looks like it hurts

00:36:14.120 I kind of smacked her with it 0.99

00:36:15.620 And she was like

00:36:16.020 And I was like I don't know

00:36:19.380 I don't know

00:36:20.380 And so then I smacked my hand 1.00

00:36:21.980 And I was like, fuck! 1.00

00:36:24.000 No, no! 1.00

00:36:26.180 It hurts.

00:36:27.380 Guys, I think drastically underestimate the increase in pain threshold on a woman who is sexually aroused. 0.99

00:36:35.180 Bro, bro, every time you're like, damn, dude, if I choke this girl out, because I know I would be unconscious at this point. 1.00

00:36:42.120 If I choke even one more second, she's done. 1.00

00:36:45.020 And then I let up and she's like, you idiot, I was about to come. 1.00

00:36:48.280 And I was like, no, you fucking weren't. 1.00

00:36:49.780 You were blue. 1.00

00:36:50.540 What the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:36:52.800 Because a lot of the time 1.00

00:36:53.700 Orgasm

00:36:55.700 Death

00:36:56.900 Yes

00:36:58.000 They go hand in hand

00:36:58.980 A lot of times

00:37:00.420 What are you talking about?

00:37:00.860 No, but they're right neck and neck, bro

00:37:02.740 When you have a sensation that that's powerful on both ends

00:37:05.900 Who knows?

00:37:07.280 You can be that good

00:37:08.400 You're also that bad

00:37:09.400 For every action

00:37:10.540 There's an equal and opposite reaction

00:37:12.460 We've talked about autoerotic asphyxiation

00:37:15.180 The whole thing was a stretch

00:37:16.920 Well, autoerotic asphyxiation

00:37:18.920 Sorry 0.99

00:37:19.220 That's your strangling yourself during sex 0.99

00:37:22.120 Which we haven't even crossed that bridge yet 0.99

00:37:24.540 Can you imagine your partner

00:37:26.200 Imagine you both 0.98

00:37:27.000 And you both just pass out mid-sex 1.00

00:37:32.300 And the maid comes in and finds us in the morning

00:37:34.080 Both passed out

00:37:35.180 But that didn't work out so well

00:37:36.840 But yeah, there's a whole laundry list

00:37:40.280 Of things you can do in the bedroom

00:37:41.600 And the majority of those things are experimented with

00:37:43.920 On vacation

00:37:44.940 It's wild, dude

00:37:46.680 It's wild

00:37:47.320 Within 15 minutes of being in that hotel room 0.99

00:37:50.840 I had rug burn from fucking on the floor 0.99

00:37:52.760 Like why did you do that 1.00

00:37:54.180 Why are you bleeding from your kneecaps young man 0.70

00:37:56.680 Before dinner 0.67

00:37:57.920 It does things to you bro

00:38:00.120 You know what is a problem though

00:38:01.780 When you do those intimate

00:38:03.240 Trips with proximity

00:38:05.700 Yeah what's that

00:38:07.420 The pooping bro

00:38:08.880 Oh yeah

00:38:09.720 You have more trouble with this than me

00:38:11.900 I don't do that bro

00:38:14.620 Like I run away

00:38:15.800 like i had to run away to go to go where'd you go where'd you poop upstairs bathroom i accidentally

00:38:20.260 ran into four four bedroom villa i accidentally spent 30k on a four bedroom villa but i ran away 0.65

00:38:28.040 and she's like where'd you go i was like nowhere she goes i know you're pooping i said no i didn't 0.96

00:38:31.860 how fucked up would it be is if she thought that you went upstairs to like to like try to cheat on 0.99

00:38:36.980 her in reality you're just running away to poop and you made the situation worse for yourself it's 0.99

00:38:40.460 i understand it but it's it's not like dude i'm doing this for josie's sake not because of not

00:38:45.760 because of the uh destruction of my uh um bowel movements it's and i'll just say it and it's kind

00:38:54.660 of like have you seen uh twilight yeah yeah twilight zone rod serling no no twilight twilight

00:39:00.400 nope haven't seen it i've seen somebody they turn into wolves yeah right yeah of course i've seen it

00:39:05.120 So that's what happens to me.

00:39:06.200 Oh, my God.

00:39:06.860 When I poop, I turn into a werewolf.

00:39:09.340 And if she saw that, I feel like she'd look at me different.

00:39:14.460 And so I got to go because things happen.

00:39:16.440 It's like when the full moon, you start howling, you turn into a werewolf.

00:39:19.980 Every time, you know.

00:39:22.080 Every time you poop, you turn into a werewolf?

00:39:23.280 That's what I'm saying, yeah.

00:39:24.100 It's like every time a bell rings and an angel gets its wings.

00:39:28.920 Remember that one?

00:39:29.700 It's different for him.

00:39:30.920 Every time a butterfly flaps its wings, Chicago's weather changes or something.

00:39:33.900 Something like that, yeah.

00:39:34.780 Just get over that.

00:39:37.140 I respect you for going up and respecting her, but hey, man, if she's going to be your girl,

00:39:42.360 she's got to be able to be with you the best of times, the worst of times.

00:39:45.560 Nope. 0.52

00:39:46.220 We got doors wide open in our rooms.

00:39:48.240 I mean, once you get to that six, seven-month marker, but the thing is, I still, and I hate 0.97

00:39:52.920 to say it, I said it on the show before, dude, girls are not supposed to poop or fart.

00:39:57.420 I'm not going to get back into the full story, but honestly, I've had a lot of trouble because

00:40:01.180 I closed the door.

00:40:02.640 Amara as I don't know some people may know

00:40:04.840 Is not very shy about what you see 0.63

00:40:06.900 Of her you know she's relatively

00:40:08.800 Open to that kind of stuff but honestly

00:40:11.000 Dude like

00:40:11.540 A girl peeing and you know occasionally 0.99

00:40:14.860 When you're peeing a little fart slips out like I don't want to 1.00

00:40:16.880 See that shit dude you can't see farts because 1.00

00:40:18.840 That'd be impressive we should have met glasses 1.00

00:40:20.800 That can see farts that'd be cool

00:40:22.100 I think there's a camera that can do it I bet my color

00:40:24.840 Like infrared you could use infrared

00:40:26.480 Thermal a thermal camera would pick up

00:40:28.980 Methane dispensement from a butthole

00:40:30.760 For sure we've devolved

00:40:32.120 I think it'd be funny dude 1.00

00:40:35.000 If my girl would let one rip in front of me 1.00

00:40:36.680 I swear 1.00

00:40:37.400 You know what 0.63

00:40:39.440 Depends what the smell's like 1.00

00:40:41.000 Josie's vegetarian 1.00

00:40:44.240 Isn't she 1.00

00:40:45.140 She'll never in front of me ever

00:40:47.740 She told me

00:40:48.300 I've never done it in front of a guy

00:40:50.360 You never will catch me pooping

00:40:51.780 No she's probably never farted

00:40:53.280 Josie strikes me as a person that is one of those actual girls that doesn't fart

00:40:56.940 Like she's never farted 0.98

00:40:58.720 If Josie farts

00:41:00.120 I feel like a bow tie comes out of a ball.

00:41:03.180 Do you know what I'm saying?

00:41:04.180 Like not a fart or like a perfectly wrapped small gift comes out.

00:41:08.880 I'm picturing like some sort of candy, like a, like a Werther's original.

00:41:11.900 Yeah.

00:41:12.300 I don't know.

00:41:13.660 Can we do a starburst?

00:41:15.060 The Werther's original is kind of close.

00:41:16.860 It's brown.

00:41:17.440 Why did you just say a Tootsie Roll or something?

00:41:18.620 Ew.

00:41:19.420 Sorry.

00:41:20.400 We have evolved.

00:41:22.620 So badly.

00:41:23.420 Hey, do you think you could fight off six coyotes?

00:41:25.860 I know I could.

00:41:27.060 Six of them.

00:41:27.620 No, I, uh, I could.

00:41:30.120 I'll tell you why

00:41:30.760 I'm smarter than them

00:41:32.280 Humans don't use their brain 0.99

00:41:34.200 Where is the battleground?

00:41:36.440 The battleground is sandpit

00:41:39.620 Tough

00:41:41.180 Yeah

00:41:41.900 Oh yeah that's tough

00:41:43.000 The grassland now

00:41:44.720 Still tough

00:41:46.160 What's winning battleground for you?

00:41:48.860 I got it

00:41:49.260 Rocky Mountain

00:41:49.980 If I have a rock weapon

00:41:52.580 Any sort of any

00:41:53.720 Literally any weapon dude

00:41:55.520 Yeah

00:41:55.920 Cause I'm smarter than them

00:41:57.480 And like as much as they're a pack

00:41:58.900 They ain't a pack

00:41:59.800 Coyotes are also small, dude.

00:42:02.900 Six is a lot.

00:42:03.960 Why are we talking about this?

00:42:05.020 Because I thought about it at the ranch when I was just walking around.

00:42:06.900 I was like, am I going to get attacked by six coyotes right now?

00:42:09.540 Could I handle six coyotes?

00:42:10.800 Could I beat them?

00:42:11.720 Why six?

00:42:12.560 Because they hunt in packs.

00:42:14.540 They're dogs.

00:42:15.380 If one nips at my heel and I go down, I'm going to have a hard time fighting off the other five.

00:42:19.400 A ranch coyote could be problematic.

00:42:20.880 Dude, people are born and animals are born and bred different out there.

00:42:24.640 That's the nomad land.

00:42:26.800 That's for the real, real tough ones.

00:42:28.680 Danny met a

00:42:29.740 Danny met a

00:42:30.740 we were driving down the road

00:42:32.420 and there was these people

00:42:33.680 with horses

00:42:34.220 thinking about getting

00:42:35.480 a horse by the way

00:42:36.200 great animal

00:42:36.380 great animal

00:42:37.220 we stopped

00:42:37.780 Josie loves horses

00:42:38.740 Danny loves horses

00:42:39.640 we stopped

00:42:40.740 and there's a woman there 1.00

00:42:42.520 real rugged 1.00

00:42:43.360 older woman 0.97

00:42:44.160 like you know 1.00

00:42:44.740 experienced type woman

00:42:45.960 we're like 1.00

00:42:46.920 can we touch one of your horses

00:42:47.780 she's like sure thing 1.00

00:42:48.700 she goes

00:42:50.240 my name's

00:42:50.740 my name's Bobby

00:42:51.800 I was like

00:42:53.200 oh that's tight

00:42:54.020 fitting

00:42:54.680 so fitting

00:42:55.340 like you can imagine 0.89

00:42:56.640 what this woman looked like 1.00

00:42:57.380 she was great 1.00

00:42:58.300 She goes, my name is Bobby. 1.00

00:42:59.920 Spits in her hand. 1.00

00:43:00.900 Shut up. 1.00

00:43:02.360 I'm looking at a hand that might as well be leather. 1.00

00:43:05.840 Just full on leather hands.

00:43:08.120 And she shook Danny's hand.

00:43:09.420 I managed to escape the vice grip.

00:43:11.280 But I'm watching this handshake.

00:43:13.140 And I'm like, there's no way Danny can feel her hand.

00:43:15.600 Pure numbness.

00:43:16.480 Because Bobby got the grip off. 1.00

00:43:18.520 Fucking hydraulic press, bro. 1.00

00:43:22.900 Gripped her hand. 1.00

00:43:24.500 I'm like, there's no way.

00:43:25.400 And sure enough, Danny confirmed.

00:43:27.060 Yeah, it was one of those

00:43:28.180 you have to grip back harder

00:43:29.680 for the handshakes.

00:43:30.720 Yeah, you got to grip.

00:43:31.540 You know when you're doing

00:43:32.280 like a little grip off

00:43:33.060 of the person you're shaking?

00:43:33.940 Like a you meet your daughter,

00:43:36.980 you meet your girlfriend's father

00:43:38.300 type of handshake.

00:43:39.280 Oh boy.

00:43:39.640 When you shake hands

00:43:41.140 and you have to shatter his bones

00:43:42.680 and you got to look at each other 0.83

00:43:43.500 like this and smile.

00:43:44.580 Like really,

00:43:45.200 you're death gripping on your hands.

00:43:46.740 Like I can't wait for that moment 1.00

00:43:48.140 with fucking Jose Kinsley. 0.99

00:43:49.280 Yeah, right, bro. 1.00

00:43:50.120 He's going to crush your arm. 0.97

00:43:52.200 You're going to turn into a soda can. 0.97

00:43:54.080 He's going to step on you.

00:43:55.120 Your hand is going to reappear as one of those little baby hands

00:43:57.900 that you could put on a finger. 0.80

00:43:59.540 I have one of those.

00:44:02.060 I have one of those.

00:44:03.100 By the way, leather was softer than her hand.

00:44:05.840 Wow.

00:44:06.620 You could start doing rice buckets to build up strength just to prepare.

00:44:10.440 Just to prepare.

00:44:11.880 Anytime you encounter a weathered person,

00:44:14.560 they're going to have something like that.

00:44:16.200 Just like farm strength?

00:44:18.040 Yeah.

00:44:18.320 That's some scary stuff.

00:44:19.200 Honestly, dude, I bet you a Rogan got that kind of strength.

00:44:23.180 I think of that when I see you a Rogan.

00:44:24.760 Just rug it, dude.

00:44:26.280 I'm going to ask him about this next time I see him.

00:44:27.740 I'm going to be like, dude, what happened? 1.00

00:44:28.880 You just became the fucking man. 1.00

00:44:31.300 Just the fucking dope. 1.00

00:44:33.040 He started from such humble beginnings, too, dude. 1.00

00:44:36.700 He was just a side guy on a radio show, then Fear Factor, and just kept clawing his way up, dude.

00:44:43.700 Would you ever be on Fear Factor, either of you two?

00:44:45.500 Not if they do the Bugs one, where they crawl on your face.

00:44:48.060 I'll do a lot of...

00:44:48.660 You know what I like?

00:44:49.300 I like Wipeout.

00:44:51.060 I like Wipeout.

00:44:51.760 The show where you're running across a bridge and a huge boxing glove punches you and you go flying like 600 feet.

00:44:58.300 What are you going to do when you have to jump over the four red balls, though?

00:45:00.780 I can't jump.

00:45:01.820 My legs don't work.

00:45:02.700 Exactly.

00:45:02.900 I can't do anything, bro. 1.00

00:45:03.880 I might as well have fucking toothpicks as legs. 1.00

00:45:06.440 Broken toothpicks. 1.00

00:45:07.820 I suck. 1.00

00:45:08.900 Hey, speaking of people who suck, neither of these people suck, but there was some Twitter beef yesterday. 1.00

00:45:14.500 I saw this. 1.00

00:45:15.180 Corinna Copp. 1.00

00:45:17.000 What a fucking weird errant F on the end of the name. 1.00

00:45:19.620 Errant. 0.99

00:45:19.900 And Aaron

00:45:20.920 It's like they were just

00:45:21.960 Typing out her name

00:45:22.700 And they accidentally 0.99

00:45:23.300 Just threw a fucking F 0.99

00:45:24.460 On there 1.00

00:45:25.000 Karina Kopp

00:45:26.800 My ex still

00:45:28.640 My ex still follows my dog

00:45:30.580 But has unfollowed me

00:45:31.680 On everything

00:45:32.240 Feels bad

00:45:33.040 Which is a seemingly

00:45:33.960 You know

00:45:34.600 Relaxed tweet

00:45:35.480 I mean I feel

00:45:36.100 I feel bad

00:45:36.680 For on that one

00:45:37.340 And our good friend

00:45:38.860 From Faze Clan

00:45:40.520 Alex Adapt

00:45:42.140 I have it pulled up

00:45:43.440 No I got it

00:45:44.220 I got it

00:45:44.380 You got it

00:45:44.860 Oh god

00:45:46.480 When you date every dude

00:45:47.520 In LA

00:45:47.820 That'll probably happen 0.97

00:45:48.520 God dang

00:45:49.180 I said, Alex, for God's sakes, Alex, it's the Lord's Day, which is meant for rest and

00:45:56.040 relaxation.

00:45:57.120 What have you done?

00:45:58.400 But then in true Corinna Cop fashion, which the F is for fashion, she said, since you

00:46:08.460 know my sex, since you think, you know, my sexual habits so well, Alex, I've dated three

00:46:12.360 guys. 0.99

00:46:12.720 And in the six years I've lived in LA, I've had a total of nine dicks inside of me. 0.98

00:46:15.760 not that it should matter to you but probably far far less than you but go off probably far far less 0.99

00:46:22.300 than the amount of dicks you've had inside you to alex and then uh yeah i don't know what else 0.98

00:46:30.980 happened after that but i mean i'm sorry i just wanted to bring something having to do with social 0.97

00:46:34.880 media influence into this situation and i mean then tana jumped in and said alex you shouldn't

00:46:39.340 be slut shaming and uh and somebody else said in the comments that may be how many guys you had sex 0.99

00:46:45.480 with, but we know you gave head to a lot 0.99

00:46:47.460 more. There's a lot of crazy shit going 1.00

00:46:49.560 on in this fucking section, and part 1.00

00:46:51.480 of me likes to believe that who gives a fuck about 0.99

00:46:53.380 any of it. It's all internet gossip. 0.97

00:46:56.860 But I

00:46:57.460 clearly do, because look at that guy I posted with

00:46:59.380 the popcorn, dude. That's me, dude, just watching

00:47:01.620 it happen. You guys love your internet gossip. I don't understand.

00:47:03.780 I really don't. I just know that if I comment

00:47:05.540 on it, I'll pick up a couple hundred new followers.

00:47:07.100 This is crazy. Daniel Radcliffe, 63,000

00:47:09.740 tweets. He really did it. He's trending.

00:47:11.760 Harry Potter himself.

00:47:14.260 Oh, he put on a full listen.

00:47:15.960 Wow.

00:47:18.420 Okay.

00:47:18.980 So that's a lot of reading.

00:47:22.000 I'll get into it.

00:47:22.840 Well, no, here's a major example of it.

00:47:25.520 Imagine there was an audio book version of that.

00:47:28.060 Like you pull that up and it just starts reading to you.

00:47:30.300 And then we don't have to worry about figuring out what he said because we can't read.

00:47:33.820 That'd be good.

00:47:34.460 What'd you do this weekend, eh?

00:47:36.620 You guys went to the ranch.

00:47:38.660 What'd you do this weekend, eh?

00:47:39.660 And me and Amara just held down the fort and we started to get back to life as usual.

00:47:44.720 And we went to a place called Manhattan Beach.

00:47:46.760 If anybody who's watching lives in California, you know, Manhattan Beach, we went down there

00:47:51.100 and it was, it was life as normal for the most part.

00:47:54.880 Now, only one person from your party is invited into Starbucks.

00:47:59.780 Only one person.

00:48:01.420 And so obviously it's got to be, you know, the person with the credit card.

00:48:04.840 So obviously it was Amara.

00:48:06.000 And so she went in to get our coffee

00:48:08.020 And I sat outside and played with dogs

00:48:10.040 But for the most part

00:48:10.800 Life is back

00:48:12.980 We ate at Rock and Fish

00:48:14.140 The tables all had massive

00:48:17.580 Plastic walls over them

00:48:19.460 So just in case you had 0.92

00:48:22.100 An Andre sneeze

00:48:23.920 Somebody wouldn't get hit by the snot

00:48:26.140 From it

00:48:26.720 You know how many times a day

00:48:29.960 The kid sneezes?

00:48:30.580 How many times have you sneezed today so far?

00:48:33.840 I'd say 562 times a day

00:48:35.980 I'm not kidding.

00:48:37.520 You know my alarm clock is not from my phone.

00:48:40.960 It's him sneezing.

00:48:41.860 Every morning I wake up.

00:48:44.820 It's like he utilizes the F at Karina Kopp's name to create a sneeze.

00:48:53.220 Yeah, but we did that.

00:48:54.520 And then also I just looked at my vlog over and over that I've had bagged up for 14 days that I can't post because all the insurrection in the world. 0.95

00:49:01.860 So I had some sex. 0.97

00:49:03.960 The ranch was nice. 1.00

00:49:04.740 The ranch was nice.

00:49:05.700 I tweeted, I think people underestimate rest and recovery, dude.

00:49:09.820 Every time I do R&R, like proper, I just feel so good.

00:49:15.280 We had such a great weekend.

00:49:17.040 But what's that?

00:49:17.740 We planted a garden, dude.

00:49:20.540 We planted a garden.

00:49:21.640 I saw that.

00:49:22.200 I gardened in high school.

00:49:23.200 I forgot.

00:49:24.400 For three years, I had a garden.

00:49:25.720 Like every year, seasonal vegetables out the wazoo.

00:49:29.020 Ate a lot of meals strictly off the plants we grew.

00:49:32.560 What all did you plant?

00:49:33.140 uh cucumbers were my biggest thing in high school cucumbers jalapenos and i make like a sick garden

00:49:38.200 burger lettuce a lot of tomatoes um but at the ranch yeah we planted a garden and i think just

00:49:43.460 like it was one of those moments i had where i was like i really again i encourage people

00:49:47.580 to just like just do things like try things who what why do i like gardening i don't know but 0.93

00:49:53.580 you'd never know if you didn't try gardening's cool as shit putting those little seeds oh yeah 0.92

00:49:57.980 Oh yeah, dude, gardening's hard 1.00

00:50:00.320 That's some OG shit 0.99

00:50:01.740 One thing I did try this weekend 0.99

00:50:04.020 And I haven't spent a lot of times there

00:50:05.460 In my life

00:50:06.640 Time there in my life 0.64

00:50:08.360 Sex stores 0.96

00:50:11.260 You guys ever been to a sex store before? 0.76

00:50:14.060 With my mom, actually 0.78

00:50:15.220 Can we

00:50:19.120 Huh 0.99

00:50:20.680 Why the fuck? 1.00

00:50:21.760 Is that real? 1.00

00:50:24.320 Is that a real thing?

00:50:26.540 You want to care to explain?

00:50:28.600 What were you saying? 0.98

00:50:30.420 What the fuck does that happen? 0.99

00:50:31.700 I'll fucking explain. 0.99

00:50:33.160 You first. 0.99

00:50:34.340 I went to a sex store this weekend with, not with Amar, I went with Lana Rhodes to the 0.66

00:50:39.280 sex store because when she goes in there, it's, you know, it's, and it was so weird 1.00

00:50:43.240 to see like her fleshlight there and obviously the girls that work there are like, holy fucking 1.00

00:50:47.480 shit, like, but, but you walk in and they had a whole table just stricken with dildos, 1.00

00:50:54.520 Hundreds of varying shapes and sizes. 0.99

00:50:58.840 And, you know, there have been a lot of times on the show where I had a direction for the story I was telling.

00:51:02.980 I got nothing.

00:51:03.540 I know.

00:51:04.380 Beyond the, yeah.

00:51:05.980 They brought one back.

00:51:07.220 Yep. 0.75

00:51:07.740 That is identical to his cockaroo, McFarlane.

00:51:11.140 That's amazing.

00:51:11.720 Very close.

00:51:12.780 Very close. 0.99

00:51:13.260 The flesh coloring is somewhat, you can almost see through the dick. 0.99

00:51:17.400 You can't see through mine. 0.99

00:51:18.480 Completely transparent.

00:51:18.940 Yes, it's transparent.

00:51:19.920 And by the way, you would know this

00:51:22.900 If you're on the Maverick Club

00:51:24.160 It's going to be our exclusive piece of content

00:51:26.000 That only you can see if you're signed up in a part of the party

00:51:28.400 So yes, you heard that right

00:51:29.980 If you watch the shows on the Maverick Club 1.00

00:51:32.840 My dick is one of the main focuses 0.98

00:51:34.800 Mike, what about your exclusive deal with OnlyMans, dude? 0.99

00:51:38.120 But you know what I found out? 0.99

00:51:40.100 I wish we had the fucking dildo, too 1.00

00:51:41.820 I don't so much 1.00

00:51:42.700 Not the right size, actually smaller 0.95

00:51:44.880 Believe it or fucking not 0.98

00:51:46.540 Bro, I was shocked, too 0.99

00:51:49.160 Because I constantly say that I am a twizzler of skinniness.

00:51:54.980 And in fact, it was girthier and longer.

00:51:57.840 Danny, I'm so sorry.

00:51:59.020 There's never been a more prime time to say this, 0.99

00:52:01.560 but look at the cock on this guy. 1.00

00:52:03.760 Shit. 1.00

00:52:04.720 But no, but I really... 1.00

00:52:05.760 And then you went with your mom to the store.

00:52:09.560 I was kind of forced to.

00:52:11.500 It was the directors of Airplane Mode.

00:52:13.280 I mean, I guess I also wrote it with them,

00:52:16.620 and this was sort of my idea.

00:52:18.160 I was 19, bro.

00:52:19.560 Me going to a sex store with my mom was funny to me.

00:52:22.940 And it still is. 0.83

00:52:23.840 And I still would.

00:52:25.540 But the things that occurred that particular time at the sex store.

00:52:30.860 I mean, you guys saw Airplay Mode, right?

00:52:32.280 Yeah.

00:52:32.600 One of my favorite movies of all time.

00:52:34.040 Yeah, right.

00:52:34.600 Classic.

00:52:35.220 Let's tie together some knots that need to be tied together.

00:52:38.600 Okay.

00:52:39.520 Do you remember the photo of my mom in the movie?

00:52:40.860 Of course I do. 0.65

00:52:41.860 I could not fucking believe what I was seeing with my eyes. 0.99

00:52:44.440 Bro, that was taken in the sex shop on Hollywood Boulevard. 0.99

00:52:48.800 In the changing room, yeah. 0.99

00:52:51.580 Your mom, bro, your mother.

00:52:54.160 Correct me if I'm wrong because I looked away from the screen.

00:52:56.900 God bless you, Pam, for even doing that.

00:52:58.940 But was your mother spread eagle in that photo? 0.98

00:53:03.040 Or is it just her boobies?

00:53:04.820 This has gone to a dark place.

00:53:06.820 You did this.

00:53:07.840 You did this to yourself.

00:53:08.620 It was in the final call.

00:53:10.140 Yeah, I saw this.

00:53:11.060 It's just like one of those things where like, I can't even put myself in the shoes of the

00:53:15.580 kid who thought that was cool.

00:53:17.980 Like, I don't even like, I'm telling you the story because I know it happened.

00:53:22.300 I'm not telling you the story because you're proud of it.

00:53:24.980 You know, your mom must really love you.

00:53:26.620 That's the thing.

00:53:27.440 She will do anything for us.

00:53:28.660 That moment really proved it. 0.98

00:53:30.380 And even when it was happening, I was like, what the fuck is wrong with me? 1.00

00:53:33.620 Damn. 0.99

00:53:34.080 Only Pam's. 1.00

00:53:35.280 Only Pam.

00:53:36.260 It's about to heat up right now.

00:53:38.320 just that one picture on only pans um i'm i'm addicted to to tetris so what happened what happened

00:53:46.300 was we'll see the vlog tomorrow wednesday i got everyone in the house switches well not everyone

00:53:50.740 but i got six switches nintendo switches and somehow i'm addicted to tetris the video games

00:53:57.520 i'll blame myself i i told you that tetris existed on this switch yeah it's all it's the only thing

00:54:03.060 i've played but can we talk about the past here this is a big one everyone wants to know like

00:54:07.920 old school stories logan used to play tetris for hours in school we'd be in the computer lab

00:54:14.060 tetris go home tetris it would be endless hours of just dropping blocks

00:54:19.760 endless hours and he got really good he's really good that's and that's like an understatement he

00:54:27.620 is quick sharp he will sharp he will beat it but now the game is fortnite tetris so it's like a

00:54:33.080 battle royale and you have to beat people and they're like attacking you and you have to fight

00:54:36.100 it's crazy it's so hard to win because you're playing people who literally just must sit there

00:54:40.380 all day and actually play tetris you know he's got like a virtual empire to run and whatnot

00:54:44.000 but it's you should you should continue this man i really think you should go further you should

00:54:49.220 take uh take a bigger step he's been talking about it potentially twitching twitching maybe

00:54:53.660 i appreciate how supportive you've been and we've we've decided the ranch max my tetris coach and

00:54:58.000 manager sorry jeff max gonna handle that vertical he really believes in me dude like and i i'm gonna 0.51

00:55:04.200 be honest i'm fucking good i'm nasty at it the only reason why i'm not winning i'm usually getting 0.90

00:55:09.780 like between five and ten for the places like there's 99 people you send the blocks towards 0.98

00:55:14.220 each other i can tell by the way you're looking at me you don't give a fuck no i do no i do 0.97

00:55:18.060 why would you no i really talk about dropping shapes onto shapes i don't know why i love 0.99

00:55:22.540 so much bro bro go to broly go to broly he's eating just caught him red red fucking handed 0.98

00:55:28.340 eating chicken from that godforsaken 0.99

00:55:30.240 box. He's still eyeing it up.

00:55:32.120 I keep fucking having fun, huh? 1.00

00:55:33.700 Look at that fucking butt nugget 1.00

00:55:36.060 acting like he didn't do anything wrong. 1.00

00:55:37.760 It wasn't me, I swear. It was the other dog.

00:55:40.080 Maybe we can import the

00:55:41.260 nest footage for that. For the first

00:55:44.100 time ever. And listen,

00:55:46.040 don't say that. I was not looking at you that way.

00:55:48.100 What I was looking at you

00:55:49.120 that way was

00:55:51.040 I don't know if you could beat Adam-22.

00:55:54.020 He is a Tetris phenom. Hold on a second.

00:55:56.080 Yeah, he plays all the time. He twitches it.

00:55:58.000 I know he's into Pokemon Go.

00:56:00.620 No, he plays Tetris too.

00:56:02.520 Let's hit him up and put you guys 1v1 for a Twitch match for charity.

00:56:06.280 On God, in a month, I will be one of the best Tetris players in the world.

00:56:08.960 On God.

00:56:10.040 I'm telling you, the only reason I'm not a master on the Switch is because I picked up that specific console two days ago.

00:56:17.480 I'm not familiar with the layout.

00:56:18.960 The buttons, my fingers, I don't really know them yet.

00:56:21.360 But my mind is, bro, like I asked you, for anyone who knows, let's get geeky here, Tetris, they show you the shapes you have coming up on the side.

00:56:28.380 And I go, Matt, how many shapes ahead do you look?

00:56:30.620 I'm typically like one or two.

00:56:33.480 Just pay attention.

00:56:34.080 I'm between three and five.

00:56:35.580 But when I asked you also, your answer was none.

00:56:37.660 No, I mean, I'm looking at the one that's coming, but you see it in the corner and you

00:56:40.420 got the whole piece too, so that's one or two.

00:56:42.580 I'm three to five moves ahead.

00:56:44.420 My one problem is that I only rotate one direction.

00:56:50.560 Same.

00:56:51.620 How can you not?

00:56:52.340 Because you got one button, man.

00:56:54.480 To go the other way is an extra thing.

00:56:56.620 Also, right now, you're playing with a joystick.

00:56:58.120 I think you should switch to the box.

00:56:59.560 I like the joystick.

00:57:00.740 I also was thinking when you were saying that is how contradictory these statements were

00:57:07.900 because of the anger and outrage you've presented over people playing Fortnite and Call of Duty.

00:57:14.260 How is it different?

00:57:15.920 Because he's going to be a star.

00:57:18.000 He's a champion.

00:57:19.480 We're going to bring him to be the best.

00:57:21.020 We've got six more hours after this, Mike.

00:57:22.920 Are you saying that there's no chance that I'll ever be the best Call of Duty player in the world?

00:57:27.460 Zero chance.

00:57:28.260 It's unlikely.

00:57:28.660 Yeah, it's absolutely awesome.

00:57:29.420 I am so bad.

00:57:30.880 No, it's not even the time. 1.00

00:57:31.860 I suck. 0.99

00:57:32.480 I think it's at 35. 1.00

00:57:33.520 I think it's my reaction time.

00:57:36.140 But God, the whole world's playing Warzone out there, and I can't for the life of me get a kill.

00:57:40.780 I mean, I could drop right on top of the guy, be behind him with a Grawl, which is like one of the favorite weapons right now.

00:57:47.020 And somehow still he'll just turn around, and I'm just like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:57:51.060 I didn't see him fast enough. 1.00

00:57:52.540 I suck, dude. 0.99

00:57:54.360 It was the same when we played Fortnite. 0.99

00:57:55.700 Fortnite.

00:57:55.960 Do you remember?

00:57:56.340 we'd squat up and Mike would

00:57:57.680 and you like played

00:57:59.720 but I respect your ability to never

00:58:02.400 give up when you totally should

00:58:03.920 you know what I'm saying

00:58:04.660 for me bro it's like a love hate relationship

00:58:08.580 with video games in general

00:58:09.660 I really do strongly believe

00:58:12.640 that if you

00:58:14.240 aren't going to go pro if you're playing

00:58:16.180 video games just to pass

00:58:18.480 the time I would urge you to

00:58:20.340 do something else if you're going to make a career

00:58:22.380 and a life out of it 0.60

00:58:23.300 that's fucking awesome I love what all these gamers

00:58:26.200 have done but just like just be careful and this is coming from someone who i don't know if i have 0.93

00:58:30.920 said this before was addicted to video games adamantly for two years world of warcraft yeah 0.89

00:58:38.300 i was about to bring world of fucking warcraft ruined my adolescent life ruined my life i cannot 0.91

00:58:44.420 tell you the number of times that i was crying in front of my computer because i got kicked out of 0.95

00:58:49.320 a guild or didn't complete the quest crying tears and i noticed it's happening with tetris it

00:58:54.620 happened with fortnite i start playing the game i get addicted for six months is all i can think

00:58:57.960 about i dream about tetris blocks falling and getting in i dream about the shapes going into

00:59:03.280 the other shapes y'all are losing it and i know there's gonna be a day where i'm like i hate this

00:59:07.280 with nintendo switch forever now but like also people you talked about rnr people rest and relax

00:59:12.580 by playing video games that's totally true you know it's not like satan for everyone you're

00:59:17.340 playing with fire when you play video games i know because of his addictive personality i would i

00:59:21.400 I would still even argue there's a better way to spend your – there's a better way to rest.

00:59:25.120 There's nothing rest, dude.

00:59:25.940 Hey, listen, listen, listen.

00:59:27.340 You watch a movie?

00:59:28.320 Like what are you doing when you're playing a video game?

00:59:31.040 Problem solving.

00:59:32.160 Active something.

00:59:33.260 You're doing –

00:59:33.820 Yeah, that's not rest or – I don't think that's rest or relaxing.

00:59:36.440 I'm obsessed with learning, dude.

00:59:38.480 Like instead of playing a video game, watch a movie.

00:59:41.340 Watch something that can educate you.

00:59:43.020 Watch something you can take something from.

00:59:46.460 Well, maybe I'm wrong.

00:59:47.200 I also don't understand video game culture.

00:59:48.620 You communicate with your friends.

00:59:49.800 You're interacting with people. 0.99

00:59:50.620 I don't fucking know. 0.98

00:59:51.400 Well, there's a whole reasoning behind it. 0.98

00:59:53.660 It gives people that don't generally have superhuman strength.

00:59:56.500 And I don't want to classify all video game players as nerds because I love video games.

01:00:00.240 I think a lot of cool-ass people play video games.

01:00:01.860 But historically, it was a way to give the kid who was picked last for the kickball team a way to be the best in the world.

01:00:09.880 And I know that's not how it is anymore, but it levels the playing field.

01:00:14.400 It levels the playing field for everyone.

01:00:16.920 Because I think you're right.

01:00:17.860 I think

01:00:19.180 expert pro level

01:00:21.840 video game players

01:00:23.100 will be one of the most desired

01:00:25.980 occupations in the future

01:00:28.140 like wait like 20 years

01:00:29.400 not near future 20, 30, 40, 50

01:00:31.680 because it'll be influencer for a while 0.98

01:00:33.200 and then it'll be ready player 1 type shit 0.98

01:00:35.760 think about when there's real 0.98

01:00:37.660 arenas, battles, androids 1.00

01:00:39.340 think about this is crazy

01:00:40.860 think about when the police force is replaced 1.00

01:00:43.500 with androids or think about when our 1.00

01:00:45.540 military is 0.98

01:00:47.040 literally just an army of

01:00:49.220 robots. And the Call of Duty

01:00:51.620 players are behind

01:00:53.260 the keys in real life. And you become

01:00:55.220 one of the best

01:00:56.100 contractors for building

01:00:59.560 houses because of how good you build with Tetris.

01:01:01.640 And so they hire you to build buildings

01:01:03.440 using Tetris blocks. And you're like,

01:01:05.520 Logan, what happened to your career? I gave it all up,

01:01:07.600 kid, for a career

01:01:09.300 building tall buildings using Tetris blocks.

01:01:11.320 I made a big mistake.

01:01:13.300 Massive mistake, and I gotta say it right now.

01:01:15.240 But it's big

01:01:17.280 I'm not kidding

01:01:19.720 It's a big mistake

01:01:21.040 I've been very adamant about something

01:01:24.020 For multiple, multiple shows

01:01:25.460 And I think I was wrong

01:01:27.160 And I'm going to take some of my own medicine right now

01:01:29.300 And admit it

01:01:30.020 TikTok's not that bad

01:01:35.640 TikTok's not that bad

01:01:38.640 God, look, I'll tell you

01:01:41.600 I'll tell you

01:01:42.360 I'm so disappointed 0.97

01:01:44.220 there is a lot of other stuff there besides the fucking yeah yeah change outfits closed 0.96

01:01:53.440 there's a whole bro okay action sports has a massive home on tiktok i can watch crazy skiing 0.79

01:02:00.580 and snowboarding bmx skateboarding and now that i've watched a lot of those videos it just feeds

01:02:05.720 me triple kickflips quadruple tail whips all day also i love call of duty war zone call of duty 1.00

01:02:12.460 war zone is like the biggest thing on tiktok right now bro there's a such a wealth of stupid 0.99

01:02:18.500 shit to watch on that platform that from a rest and relaxation standpoint i would be remiss to 0.99

01:02:24.460 leave tiktok out as one of the best platforms for video consumption right now and i i feel 1.00

01:02:31.000 sick to my fucking stomach does that mean that you're right for just jumping on the dick of a 0.99

01:02:37.020 trend and fucking popping 1.00

01:02:38.920 it like it's hot 1.00

01:02:39.920 you're not wrong but you're not cool

01:02:42.700 but also

01:02:44.380 but also there's a lot of good 0.99

01:02:47.040 shit to watch there look look look the algorithm 0.99

01:02:49.060 sharp the app is beautifully 1.00

01:02:51.040 designed the Chinese nailed it 1.00

01:02:52.780 they did better with that than Corona 0.69

01:02:54.500 it's great bro

01:02:56.720 it's incredible

01:02:58.560 it's not hard to do better than Corona but I

01:03:00.780 hear you you know they did do a good job 0.98

01:03:02.760 I fucked up dude all the 15 year olds should 1.00

01:03:04.960 flame me dude nah 0.99

01:03:06.780 because because yo you didn't realize the for you page is for you mike malak and mine is for me i

01:03:15.980 haven't seen a single war zone video i'll get lucky if i had to see a uh the back end of a 0.92

01:03:21.320 scooter hit a shin as far as what do you watch that's fucking painful what's for you right now 0.77

01:03:27.320 i get the occasional dances there's one trend that i weirdly like that i will watch in full um 0.98

01:03:33.940 oh oh it's the one with the face zoom oh my god you know how many of those i watch and you do that

01:03:41.840 they do the ad-libs of the song i'm gonna call someone out and i know the community's gonna 0.99

01:03:46.220 love this bro i got bro bro puts it in your face make us it boom bitch like that yeah yeah that 0.99

01:03:52.880 one yes bro i don't know one either bro but ready watch already every time i watch one of these i 1.00

01:03:58.680 wish someone just came and smacked me in the fucking face this girl chandler eubanks bro i'm 1.00

01:04:04.580 so sorry i because bro like fuck dude like i don't she's she's so good with the dumb expressions 1.00

01:04:10.960 her genetic makeup her biology is built for this app for that feature because she can do she can 1.00

01:04:18.100 individually control like the side of her mouth yeah yeah both sides both eyebrows it's impressive

01:04:24.240 That's what I'm talking about, bro. 1.00

01:04:25.520 I watch your shit. 1.00

01:04:27.580 But how do you monetize it? 1.00

01:04:29.580 That's why I feel bad. 0.99

01:04:31.060 I have stumbled by way of Logan Paul, Lana Rhodes, and my own stupidity 0.99

01:04:36.580 onto three quarters of a million followers, 0.93

01:04:38.920 and not a single video on my page has less than a million and a half views.

01:04:42.520 Some of them have eight million views.

01:04:44.040 Bro, your girlfriend has one video with 11 million views.

01:04:48.760 How do we make that

01:04:51.780 Into

01:04:53.140 Money that we could spend at Chick-fil-A

01:04:56.100 We gotta talk to the TikTok stars

01:04:58.000 Who are also down the street

01:05:00.020 They're just populating the area

01:05:01.980 Dude, Addison Ray-Bans is going crazy 1.00

01:05:04.560 On these motherfuckers, bro 1.00

01:05:06.000 That girl's gonna pass Charli D'Amelio 1.00

01:05:08.120 I'm telling you 1.00

01:05:09.920 A war is brewing in the TikTok community

01:05:12.620 Factions are being 1.00

01:05:14.420 Picked as we speak

01:05:15.620 Which side will Zayn Hajadi land on? 0.99

01:05:18.000 Who fucking knows 0.99

01:05:19.080 But he made a video 0.99

01:05:19.960 With Addison Ray-Bans

01:05:21.140 Bro I'm telling you right now

01:05:22.560 She's gonna pass

01:05:23.400 Charli D'Amelio

01:05:24.220 She's gonna pass her bro 0.82

01:05:25.660 She 1.00

01:05:26.240 Addison

01:05:26.980 Sit this on your 1.00

01:05:28.160 Stupid head real quick 1.00

01:05:29.480 Addison Ray-Bans 1.00

01:05:31.340 Has more followers

01:05:32.320 On Instagram

01:05:32.880 Than you

01:05:33.300 I saw that

01:05:33.720 Why in the mother 0.99

01:05:34.560 Of all fucks 0.96

01:05:35.840 Happened 0.98

01:05:36.440 I saw that the other day

01:05:37.300 I was

01:05:37.580 I went like this

01:05:38.380 Wow

01:05:38.980 That's a large number

01:05:40.880 Not even just me

01:05:41.480 Everyone

01:05:41.880 Yeah

01:05:42.300 Something about the 1.00

01:05:43.280 Translation from TikTok

01:05:44.960 To Instagram

01:05:46.040 Is massive

01:05:47.880 It's amazing.

01:05:48.380 Is it from the linking thing and people can just click on it?

01:05:50.660 Yeah, it wasn't like that with Vine.

01:05:53.240 How many does Charlie have? 0.53

01:05:54.740 So Charlie's got 20M flat, but Addison is bop.

01:05:58.300 That's insane.

01:05:59.020 Addison's popping, bro.

01:06:00.120 She's working all the angles, hanging out with the vlog squad.

01:06:03.920 The vlog squad.

01:06:05.280 By the way, when's the vlog squad coming back?

01:06:07.260 Y'all need to come back.

01:06:08.440 Hear my plead.

01:06:10.560 Plea.

01:06:11.080 Please.

01:06:11.580 You just throw a D on it like her hiccup?

01:06:13.180 Hear my please.

01:06:13.900 Oh, fine.

01:06:14.400 Hear me, please.

01:06:15.940 Hear me, please.

01:06:16.740 hear my please please

01:06:18.220 y'all need to come back

01:06:19.980 David Dobrik 1.00

01:06:20.700 I mean shit 0.99

01:06:21.360 I did the avatar sketch 0.98

01:06:23.320 I'm ready for him to come back

01:06:25.040 I really genuinely miss his content

01:06:26.720 but also at the same time

01:06:28.260 don't

01:06:28.800 cause all those people 1.00

01:06:30.000 are just watching our shit 1.00

01:06:30.880 like don't just 1.00

01:06:32.220 I believe

01:06:32.580 hey there's plenty

01:06:33.120 there's plenty to go around

01:06:34.120 yeah yeah

01:06:34.640 fair enough

01:06:35.620 but also no it's not 0.99

01:06:37.080 don't fucking come back 0.99

01:06:38.520 we need the views 1.00

01:06:39.440 we take the brand dollars now

01:06:40.960 as a matter of fact

01:06:42.160 if you want to come back

01:06:43.900 you reach out first

01:06:45.180 No I'm playing

01:06:46.800 He said

01:06:48.460 He said he has

01:06:49.900 He liked the Avatar skit

01:06:51.620 He also said he has a rule for himself

01:06:53.160 That way

01:06:53.960 I don't know if I should say it 0.99

01:06:55.600 Oh shit 0.99

01:06:56.180 No it's not a problem 0.99

01:06:57.360 It's just like

01:06:57.960 Maybe he's gonna keep it to himself

01:06:59.400 I don't know

01:07:00.340 It's not

01:07:00.880 I'll say it cause I don't think

01:07:01.940 I don't think

01:07:02.460 It's like

01:07:03.080 It's like

01:07:03.480 Cool

01:07:04.900 When Saddle Ranch opens back up officially

01:07:07.760 That's when he'll come back to vlogging

01:07:09.340 Why are they are

01:07:10.500 That

01:07:10.840 Squad is obsessed with Saddle Ranch

01:07:13.640 It's a great place

01:07:14.360 Hey, have you been there?

01:07:15.540 Yeah, I've been there, dude.

01:07:16.780 We played pool at it and hit the punching bag.

01:07:18.980 But they are obsessed with it, dude.

01:07:21.240 Is there a bull you can ride there? 1.00

01:07:22.700 Oh, fuck! 1.00

01:07:25.940 I just set off a mousetrap. 1.00

01:07:27.660 Sorry.

01:07:28.620 There's a bull you could ride.

01:07:29.960 They got pitchers of beer. 0.98

01:07:31.240 It's like an all-American place.

01:07:33.520 But they are obsessed with that place.

01:07:35.940 They should give them equity.

01:07:38.200 They should give them equity in salary.

01:07:39.960 They should give Dobrik, or more so Zane, because he's there more.

01:07:43.260 This should give Zane equity in Saddle Ranch.

01:07:46.380 Something to think about for sure.

01:07:47.660 How long have we been going?

01:07:48.560 Four hours.

01:07:49.660 Hour eight.

01:07:50.860 We'll probably call it, yeah. 0.99

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01:07:53.080 We got a sponsor. 1.00

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 09, 2020

E191 LOGAN PAUL IS A BAD DATE - IMPAULSIVE EP. 191

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