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00:02:27.540 I heard that when the Mayans made what we know as the modern day calendar thousands of years ago, I heard that they were off by eight years.

00:02:37.200 Oh, no.

00:02:37.840 It's 2020.

00:02:38.860 Do you all remember what year the world was supposed to end?

00:02:41.400 2012.

00:02:42.300 21st, 2012, dude.

00:02:43.740 Yeah.

00:02:44.460 It's nothing to think about.

00:02:44.900 I'm just a guy.

00:02:45.820 That's all I am.

00:02:46.800 I'm a guy.

00:02:54.240 What are we?

00:02:55.360 Humans, right?

00:02:56.080 Okay.

00:02:56.540 But why?

00:02:57.340 Because that's what we've been told.

00:02:58.900 No, it's what we are.

00:02:59.740 We don't have to be.

00:03:00.260 No, we do.

00:03:00.980 We do have to be.

00:03:02.180 Guess what?

00:03:02.680 What if we're not?

00:03:03.300 What if we're just life energy gathered in an atomic frame?

00:03:07.240 That's what we are.

00:03:08.300 That's what we are.

00:03:08.800 But our specific subspecies of life.

00:03:12.760 Because someone told you, you subscribe to that system-driven belief.

00:03:18.740 But here I am to tell you, defund the humans.

00:03:23.360 Defund humans.

00:03:25.120 Are we defunding people?

00:03:26.900 We should.

00:03:27.500 We should, dude.

00:03:28.700 We should.

00:03:29.320 That's the thing.

00:03:30.000 We should do a real search and find out who people really are.

00:03:32.780 And if you're evil, you get – we're taking your money.

00:03:35.000 Defund them. 0.99

00:03:35.720 Defund the humans. 0.96

00:03:36.940 Welcome back to Impostum, the number one podcast in the world.

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00:03:48.500 Approaching episode 200.

00:03:50.700 And on the last podcast, a lot of you commented that we should have a special guest on.

00:03:55.220 A lot of you wanted KSI.

00:03:57.200 You guys wanted KSI to come on the podcast.

00:03:58.840 We heard you.

00:03:59.900 Ladies and gentlemen, KSI.

00:04:02.240 We're at 192.

00:04:03.480 Oh, all right.

00:04:04.700 Eight left to go.

00:04:06.200 But I tweeted at him with the eyes.

00:04:08.740 And I said, nothing.

00:04:12.320 I just tagged him.

00:04:13.940 And it looks like he's down.

00:04:15.020 I think he responded, okay, this account doesn't exist.

00:04:19.000 We're just running into issues.

00:04:20.100 Wait a second.

00:04:22.400 Somebody defunded you.

00:04:23.700 Did he put me on Twitter?

00:04:25.220 You're not having great luck with this, man.

00:04:26.920 Wait, hold on.

00:04:27.300 Why?

00:04:28.340 Surely his account does exist on Twitter.

00:04:30.700 This happened with Ariana Grande, too. 0.94

00:04:32.140 Not you, KSI. 0.98

00:04:33.160 Maybe that's not the same.

00:04:34.700 Maybe isn't it just at KSI?

00:04:36.520 I don't know.

00:04:37.200 I don't think so.

00:04:38.140 KSI.

00:04:39.760 Oh, it is at KSI. 0.99

00:04:42.600 Fuck, I tagged a wrong guy. 0.99

00:04:44.460 You did? 1.00

00:04:45.440 Oh, my God.

00:04:47.160 What kind of disrespect? 0.87

00:04:48.960 You deserve to be defunded. 1.00

00:04:50.400 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:04:50.920 Well, he responded. 1.00

00:04:52.400 Fuck. 1.00

00:04:52.800 He saw through your idiot. 1.00

00:04:55.620 Oh, he picked it up. 1.00

00:04:56.700 He saw through your idiocy. 1.00

00:04:58.940 I could have sworn it was. 1.00

00:05:00.700 I'm pretty sure that was the old one.

00:05:02.320 He must have just got it changed.

00:05:04.660 Anyways, I think he's going to come on album.

00:05:06.900 He's coming on with a new album.

00:05:09.340 Why are you having so much album?

00:05:10.980 Did he have a new album or something?

00:05:12.240 No, I don't know.

00:05:12.940 Yo, guys, listen. 0.99

00:05:14.220 Logan is going through some shit right now. 0.95

00:05:17.420 It's not stuff we can talk about on the show. 0.99

00:05:19.080 It involves an itchy rash.

00:05:20.600 And he's going to be a little off. 0.97

00:05:21.600 no he is he's going through some shit it's not an itchy rash but it's something else that we 0.98

00:05:25.080 unfortunately can't talk about so you know bear with him show him some patience over here too 0.97

00:05:29.280 what what he always brings up the i want to tell you about this thing that i can't tell you about

00:05:34.420 like why man it's a word sorry i just i just want to give the listeners a you know a reason to

00:05:40.260 offer him some patience so maybe i shouldn't have said it that way thank you mac i appreciate i

00:05:44.020 appreciate what you did yeah so i've i feel like i've lost a couple hundred thousand brain cells

00:05:49.580 so if I'm stuttering that's why

00:05:51.560 if you're in the Maverick Club

00:05:52.960 there's a good chance I'll talk about it

00:05:54.580 that's again a little bit more intimate of a space

00:05:57.040 where I feel like it's not so

00:05:59.220 open to negative conversation

00:06:01.460 I didn't just

00:06:02.720 lob you up 1.00

00:06:04.360 a lob for a fucking brand gig 1.00

00:06:07.260 for yourself there I was just trying to help the listeners 0.99

00:06:09.440 understand your

00:06:10.100 and I'm telling the listeners there's a place

00:06:13.080 where if for some reason your curiosity

00:06:15.420 is peaked and you want to find out more

00:06:16.980 the Maverick Club is the place to be

00:06:19.120 but here on impulsive and open forum podcast i won't do it i won't do it i won't do it this is

00:06:25.620 like standing on a soapbox in public square kind of thing right maybe maybe like soapbox derby

00:06:31.940 no like you know you ever stand on a soapbox are you high no he's right it's a it's a it's a it's

00:06:37.720 a figure of speech people go and they stand on a soapbox in a public square to to address something

00:06:42.000 i'm positive if i stood in the in the corner of a public square in the vein of all the statues

00:06:48.660 being ripped down i'm sure someone would throw something at me do you see the one of christopher

00:06:51.740 columbus with his head cut off beheaded christopher columbus yeah all right can we can we i wonder

00:06:58.040 i mean i get the message that's that's pretty wild that's a statue like how do you cut a

00:07:02.820 statue's head off clean off yeah no way yeah they chopped it off and somebody said uh only

00:07:07.300 christopher we acknowledge is wallace classic uh and evans because he's captain america right

00:07:12.740 no you love chris evans for some reason we were just talking about this one day that story will

00:07:17.920 come out and i am so excited to tell it only on the maverick club though i hate clothing.com

00:07:25.040 you all can sign up there but wow they really took chris's head off huh well here's the thing 0.99

00:07:29.020 about chris yeah he did some not so he's kind of a fucking asshole right like again i said it in 0.99

00:07:36.360 the america is racist podcast we have been lied to straight up we've been completely deceived as 0.99

00:07:41.800 to what and who founded this country and the manner in which it was done was not ideal

00:07:48.640 granted it got us here but again not ideal then again those are very primitive times the rules

00:07:54.700 were different no one gave a shit about humanity empathy didn't exist it was just conquer conquer 0.98

00:07:58.660 conquer divide claim power money all all the all the hubbub and whatnot and so damn they also who's 0.96

00:08:07.360 got his head that's a real question somebody got got his dome they they also uh have been going 0.91

00:08:12.560 crazy over in the uk about uh good old winston churchill a uh a staple of world war ii heroics

00:08:20.980 and and and you know is basically credited with the saving of of europe we will fight in the air

00:08:26.980 yeah we will fight in the sea fight on the land we will never surround us nice and and they said

00:08:32.720 You know, he was a, what, a supporter of slave trading or something of that.

00:08:36.960 No, he was just, he, low key, like, bro, think about it like this. 0.99

00:08:40.720 So, Britain, Britain is getting bombed, like, fucking ripped to shreds by Germany. 0.99

00:08:47.560 Boom, boom, boom. 1.00

00:08:48.960 All the Brits are hiding in their bunkers.

00:08:50.580 They're underground.

00:08:51.300 They're in the subways.

00:08:52.300 And Winston Churchill's on the speaker like, we will never surrender. 1.00

00:08:56.000 Mind you, he's getting his fucking ass kicked. 1.00

00:08:58.620 His country's being hit into it. 1.00

00:09:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:00.200 He's like, we will fight in the air.

00:09:01.440 We are fighting this. 1.00

00:09:02.760 Yeah, dude's a G. 1.00

00:09:03.880 Bro, any dude who's willing to do that, 1.00

00:09:06.060 it's got to be a little fucked up. 1.00

00:09:07.580 He's probably a little racist. 1.00

00:09:08.940 He's probably a fucked up human. 1.00

00:09:10.920 You know he was a drunk. 1.00

00:09:12.240 You know he was a drunk.

00:09:13.160 Well, don't blame him.

00:09:13.960 How could you not be during times like that, dude?

00:09:15.980 I went into his bunkers over in the UK.

00:09:19.940 What a great exhibit over there in London.

00:09:21.940 Great exhibit.

00:09:22.720 They got everything behind glass.

00:09:23.900 You been there before, Danny?

00:09:25.300 Incredible.

00:09:25.880 If you live in London and you haven't been

00:09:27.700 or if you're visiting London, go there.

00:09:28.960 but all of this strange uh oddly misplaced energy i think is semi-emblematic of the

00:09:38.440 disorganization that we've been talking about can i tell one more of course are you i'm so sorry

00:09:44.660 how dare you ask me on your show if you could tell us no because you were on a roll and i want

00:09:49.480 to hear it but this is this is funny i remember my dad telling me this when i was a kid winston 0.90

00:09:54.200 churchill was fucking plastered one day and a girl went up to him and was like you mr churchill 0.96

00:10:01.920 are drunk and winston goes and you lady astor are ugly but i shall be sober in the morning 1.00

00:10:08.200 and you shall be ugly forever oh god tough all right you know i'll fucking cancel him 1.00

00:10:13.360 all right what i was attacked right there what i was saying was have you no cooth 0.99

00:10:22.100 What I was saying was all of this energy to chop off the statues' heads is slightly emblematic of this disorganization that we've been talking about over the past couple days.

00:10:34.580 Everybody in the world is in a rush to somehow voice themselves or capitalize on this current push.

00:10:43.760 Yesterday, to me, was the peak moment.

00:10:45.760 I was surfing Twitter, and I saw a tweet from Gushers.

00:10:49.120 gushers fruit snacks that they had teamed up with fruit by the foot to attack you know the the the

00:11:00.060 problem of inequality and police brutality and listen well there is no one that i would rather

00:11:07.060 have on my side than fruit by the foot to to approach such a problem in the in in our social

00:11:13.500 you know spectrum this is this is happening across the board like everybody's like how do

00:11:20.080 i activate and and it's it's it's cool it's cool but at what point okay so i so i woke up this

00:11:26.480 morning and splash mountain was trending at disneyland because people are trying to cancel

00:11:33.840 or or or re-theme splash mountain because this song and the movie that that uh inspired or

00:11:43.480 or catapulted it was about, uh, the South and has a very touch,

00:11:48.220 has a very touchy topic.

00:11:49.840 And then I went on and I saw a post from complex who I follow on Instagram.

00:11:53.600 That was very interesting about the disparity, uh,

00:11:57.040 between, uh, uh,

00:11:58.800 mental health for black people and mental health for white people. 0.89

00:12:01.600 And there was a 10% greater chance that white people would treat their mental 0.99

00:12:06.720 illness than black people. 10%. 0.99

00:12:08.720 And it's not though. It's not, it's not the 10.

00:12:12.820 i'm not saying it's not it is a lot it is but is it enough to distract from the core cause of what

00:12:20.360 we're talking about here which is police brutality and how it is how it is influenced by racism in

00:12:25.980 america what i believe we are seeing is people trying to fix everything now and as a result of

00:12:35.480 their approach to these problems we'll fix nothing because people the chatter chatter fix splash

00:12:41.840 mountain fix gushers fix fruit by the foot i think people are gonna go so crazy trying to fix

00:12:47.720 everything and black everything matters that they're gonna that they're gonna move away from

00:12:52.620 the true cause here and that can't happen people need to organize stay focused and stay uber

00:12:57.960 specific on what cause they're trying to work here they have a big audience and you know most

00:13:02.660 of their audience is probably children like if if they show that they stand with it i don't see a

00:13:07.540 problem with them no there's not there's not and brands brands have become a lot i totally agree

00:13:12.740 like if everyone's posting on it but again we're continuing to raise awareness continue to keep

00:13:16.620 the conversation going they're keeping the conversation see they were also aligned

00:13:19.860 perfectly with the core cause which is so it's fine but but i mean people automatically were

00:13:24.360 like cracker barrel got canceled you know that really for what just for being cracker because

00:13:30.200 of the name because it has crackers in it it appears stop like a racist place when you walk

00:13:34.820 in like a barrel of crackers no tell me when you walk in cracker barrel you're not like

00:13:38.380 i smell racist is it the is it the country fried chicken or the rocking chairs that get you like

00:13:44.080 i don't 100 the rocking chairs 100 it's just even that's a point to what i'm talking about it's like

00:13:50.100 stop trying to cancel everyone and i i've got no problem with gushers and fruit by the foot i saw

00:13:54.480 somebody you know say that we were still waiting on a comment from dunkaroos which i'm interested

00:13:58.260 to see their stance on it as well i don't even know if they still make dunkaroos because that

00:14:02.000 was one of my favorite childhood snacks but stay focused police brutality and how it is impacted

00:14:08.880 by racism in this country i saw a a statement on a street today end racism now that's like

00:14:18.340 being a cancer researcher and putting on the street stop cancer now of course we want to 0.63

00:14:25.800 fucking do that get uber specific figure it out what exactly are you trying to do specifically 0.83

00:14:33.260 even defund the police which is a a a list of another level down towards the granularity that 0.99

00:14:41.620 is needed to solve the problem is still too high how how do you want to do that minneapolis is

00:14:46.260 going to take the first swing at it they're disbanding their police force and starting

00:14:49.300 from scratch really completely wow completely disbanding but it's like it's like don't make 0.93

00:14:54.460 those general statements and also don't try to solve every fucking problem right now we'll get

00:14:59.000 there everyone is aligned that we have a problem with racism right now let's tackle police brutality 0.93

00:15:03.960 and reform and then move right on to the next topic create a plan a strategic roadmap for black

00:15:09.760 success in america that then leads to uh success for everyone in america that that's what people

00:15:16.260 need to focus on a roadmap i agree this is this is sort of that one thing though where it's again

00:15:25.800 we're trying to do it all right now and maybe we can like maybe we can if this is the window in

00:15:34.060 time where everything with a hint of a racist background is uh completely demolished and yeah

00:15:41.960 if it's disney world with a disney world racism problem disney should probably go handle that

00:15:45.560 everyone can take away their little small piece of the drop. Yeah. Yeah. Take away their small

00:15:49.200 piece of a cancer. One thing at a time that's kind of, you know, in cancer treatment, they

00:15:53.660 treated basically one cell at a time, kill off the malignant cells and let's continue to remove

00:15:58.780 it, remove it, remove it as best as we can. One, one pass at a time. It's I guess, I guess the way

00:16:03.720 I'm thinking about it is like, if you were in your house and multiple, there was some sort of brush

00:16:08.160 fire and multiple rooms in your house caught fire. Right. I would go fire to fire and extinguish the

00:16:14.580 fire before i stood outside and sprayed the house with a fire extinguisher because there's just not

00:16:19.120 enough that's why they're calling out splash mountain that's why they're calling ripping

00:16:22.560 off christopher clump yes so you just we as a public have a fire extinguisher right now and

00:16:26.620 we're like this we kind of talked about this we have it's not enough best of our best writing new

00:16:31.880 legislation to change things that we talk how hard it is to write have you ever read a contract if

00:16:37.000 you've read anything about the constitution that language is difficult and to get things

00:16:41.000 passed through governments is very, very challenging. You need the smartest, brightest

00:16:44.580 people on that. While on the other hand, we might have people who are more activists,

00:16:48.020 more vocal and able to take a stance against Splash Mountain and say, this is kind of an

00:16:53.460 activism, symbol of racism. We should consider removing it and raise awareness for where that

00:16:58.620 is being an issue and have other people who aren't writing legislation attack the problems

00:17:03.940 that they can attack. I just think that a lot of the change and solutions that are coming out

00:17:10.780 of this problem or out of this uh this current push are coming as a result of the shared voice

00:17:16.660 of both the internet the protesters all fighting towards a common cause and when that common cause

00:17:22.280 is wait is that group police brutality or are they splash mountain gushers i or wait a second 1.00

00:17:28.760 are they black mental health or uh shit we got now black mental gushers confusing you it's no 1.00

00:17:34.740 trust me dude what i'm saying is together we stand divided we fall straight up we have people 1.00

00:17:41.820 have to share their voice attack a problem solve it then everybody go to splash mountain and take 1.00

00:17:46.040 that shit down cut the head off the fuck of mickey mouse at fucking disneyland but attack the biggest 1.00

00:17:51.320 problems first where people are dying every day then move on to splash mountain and bring gushers 1.00

00:17:55.680 and fruit by the foot with you one one another thing i listened to a show today on npr some people

00:18:02.460 out there may think it's a liberal uh based program i like to believe they have liberal

00:18:06.520 guests that are very factually based on and i encourage everyone out there to listen to both

00:18:11.020 liberal and conservative programs as long as they are based on facts and statistics

00:18:15.000 and there was a great show on today uh with a guy named jamiles larte who uh is an expert on

00:18:23.180 on these kind of issues and he brought up a point by um that a quote from malcolm x that was

00:18:29.180 you cannot legislate goodwill. He said that the police force in America is an avatar for racism.

00:18:38.340 They are simply a mirror for what our society breeds. And so as long as white people 0.68

00:18:46.540 are calling the cops who we know have the ability to use lethal force and carry a handgun to solve

00:18:54.340 the problem you call them about as long as we're calling the cops who come for a noise complaint 0.87

00:18:59.300 on a black person or calling the cops to come for a forged an alleged forged check on a black person 0.59

00:19:04.860 that we may not have called on a white person we are breeding the police malpractice ourselves

00:19:13.020 and so simply reforming and defunding is not enough of a solve to solve the greater issue

00:19:20.780 at hand, which is the way we think of black people in America and how we mobilize the police force

00:19:28.260 to handle issues with them. Very interesting, very interesting piece. I would encourage anyone

00:19:33.700 to listen to that piece on NPR. Jamiles Larte talked about the efficacy versus the morality

00:19:39.380 of violence and looting. Morally wise, people were upset about it, but from an effect standpoint,

00:19:45.000 everybody's listening now. So there's just a lot of great stuff. I encourage people to listen to

00:19:48.480 podcasts listening to radio shows out there but just there's just so much going on right now it's

00:19:53.520 hard to make sense of all of it yeah you know uh i think governor cuomo new york oh wow he's trying

00:19:59.660 to pass a a law where if you have a false uh call it could be considered a hate crime yeah

00:20:09.840 because that girl who called the police on the on the uh black man in the park because he was like

00:20:13.320 walking that was horrible did we even talk about that i know because there's there's there's so

00:20:17.280 there's so much but that was a big thing yeah it was it was massive i just i think we i think we

00:20:21.360 did a a pretty good job of like again just like staying focused on the overall task at hand i 0.99

00:20:27.520 think um and we totally can yeah fuck that lady to the highest the highest degrees the worst that 0.99

00:20:34.180 guy's like a bird watch that's that's that's the epitome of a karen the dude's watching birds and 1.00

00:20:39.440 what happened her dog wasn't on a leash yeah no yeah the dog wasn't on a leash and then didn't 0.59

00:20:44.320 you try to give her some treats or something 1.00

00:20:45.760 suck the fattest fucking dick 1.00

00:20:48.660 you can find 1.00

00:20:50.260 that's it

00:20:53.080 that's a message

00:20:53.720 here we are

00:20:55.920 I do want to put one last point

00:20:58.320 I feel like some people might watch this too

00:21:01.220 and say 0.99

00:21:03.100 hey you white boys have no place 0.94

00:21:05.440 to dictate what 1.00

00:21:07.180 the black people do and how they 0.93

00:21:09.240 mobilize to solve this cause 0.99

00:21:11.020 and you may be completely right

00:21:12.020 this is just me

00:21:14.060 looking at it from almost either like a business or like a civil strategy standpoint about becoming

00:21:19.500 organized and focusing on the on the goal at hand shared voice everybody attacked the same thing at

00:21:23.340 once it's it's almost like a war strategy of sorts but if you if i'm sure there's i'm positive

00:21:29.380 there's people smarter than me at the head of of their organization so take it with take it with

00:21:34.160 a grain of salt i don't want to i don't want to sit here as some sort of expert it's just some

00:21:37.080 it's just the way that i'm thinking about things is is like let's attack the biggest issues but

00:21:41.640 What happened with the TikTok kids down the street? 0.97

00:21:45.920 What, are they going to prank me or some shit? 1.00

00:21:47.420 Damn, that was a quick turn. 1.00

00:21:49.340 Supposedly, yeah, there's a group of TikTok kids 0.98

00:21:51.080 that live around the corner from here,

00:21:52.120 and they want to prank you, dude.

00:21:54.940 There's a bunch of hooligans.

00:21:56.200 How do you know this?

00:21:57.580 I got contacts inside the TikTok groups.

00:22:00.140 Who do you have?

00:22:01.540 Who are you talking to? 0.99

00:22:02.720 Same girl that's been giving me insight

00:22:04.220 on that other little issue we got.

00:22:05.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:22:07.360 She's tied into gossip. 1.00

00:22:08.760 Some of these girls, 1.00

00:22:09.380 Like that, that, that 19 to 22 age set is so gossip driven. 1.00

00:22:15.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:15.840 There's something to do, especially during quarantine.

00:22:17.460 Like what else are you going to do?

00:22:18.120 Talk about real like things that matter?

00:22:19.700 Gossip.

00:22:20.180 No, you're going to gossip.

00:22:21.280 Yeah. 0.97

00:22:21.880 And she said, supposedly like, Hey, you know, these Tik TOK kids are, 0.86

00:22:24.800 are gearing up for a prank on LP. 0.98

00:22:27.340 I said, yo, we don't take too kindly to unannounced visitors at this house.

00:22:30.840 Do you know what the prank is?

00:22:32.180 No idea. 1.00

00:22:32.900 Shut up. 1.00

00:22:33.560 I don't. 1.00

00:22:34.100 What?

00:22:34.680 With the amount of things I've blabbered about too,

00:22:36.800 because you're my best or anything,

00:22:37.640 I'm going to hold back on a Tik TOK prank.

00:22:39.280 I told you I like TikTok, but not that much.

00:22:41.720 Do they know what that means if they prank you?

00:22:43.800 That's all at war.

00:22:44.740 Have they not seen how far you'll go in a prank war?

00:22:47.620 No, because, bro, I'll do my pranks off camera.

00:22:49.640 They ain't for YouTube pranks. 0.98

00:22:51.140 Like, yo, don't fucking 1.00

00:22:53.620 prank me, you motherfuckers. 1.00

00:22:55.620 Don't come near my house. Don't even breathe 1.00

00:22:57.700 near my house. Yeah, we already know all your social security

00:22:59.940 numbers. Don't look at my house.

00:23:02.000 They came by today.

00:23:03.960 What would they say?

00:23:05.120 They said, we're having a party down the street.

00:23:07.600 Alright, great. Let's go.

00:23:09.280 but i'm always down for a party actually are we supposed to be oh with masks in a six feet speaking

00:23:16.180 of which i i pretty infamously stated that i was starting to uh feel less worried about corona 0.99

00:23:24.300 on the last show and i woke up this morning with a scratchy throat i think they said fuck this kid 0.99

00:23:30.980 bro he wants to talk shit he's gonna get he's gonna get hit that's why you slept on it you 1.00

00:23:35.580 slept on corona and i got a i got a scratchy throat i let out a couple 0.99

00:23:39.160 and i'm not i'm not feeling so hot you know what that is that's from the dust that's been

00:23:44.900 traveling around the whole house yeah because now that we know that uh coronavirus

00:23:49.840 does not asymptomatically spread no fauci walked that one back so okay what happened here because

00:23:56.860 i was told one thing yeah i'm being told it's completely different now i'm being told that

00:24:01.340 it can't survive on surfaces and someone said it's not airborne in the comments whereas

00:24:05.440 Before that's literally

00:24:06.620 We know nothing 0.99

00:24:07.380 We don't know shit 0.99

00:24:08.360 We know nothing 0.96

00:24:08.980 What do we do?

00:24:10.780 Avoid everyone at all 1.00

00:24:11.640 Listen keep wearing fuck yeah 1.00

00:24:12.880 Stay six feet back 1.00

00:24:13.820 Keep rocking masks 1.00

00:24:14.800 I mean shit dude 1.00

00:24:15.640 I don't like any of this 0.99

00:24:17.220 I'm just gonna say

00:24:18.000 I don't like it

00:24:18.780 I like shaking people's hands

00:24:20.880 I'm still doing it

00:24:21.960 People who will shake my hand

00:24:23.140 I will shake their hand

00:24:23.980 Like that's how I live my life

00:24:25.660 I like giving hugs

00:24:26.460 I like proximity

00:24:27.180 I like affection

00:24:29.000 Person on person touch

00:24:30.840 To signify a bond

00:24:32.340 I like these things

00:24:33.700 And I feel like

00:24:35.220 I feel like our interaction with humans has just gotten to such a nasty 0.99

00:24:38.680 fucking place, 1.00

00:24:39.740 dude, 1.00

00:24:40.320 with,

00:24:40.660 with everything that's going on.

00:24:42.040 We're scared,

00:24:42.500 man.

00:24:42.980 People have like learned new habits of staying inside at all times.

00:24:46.140 And they're like,

00:24:46.400 Oh,

00:24:46.520 I don't want to be near anyone.

00:24:47.900 I haven't seen anyone in three months.

00:24:49.640 I'm terrified.

00:24:50.420 I don't know if the millennials care as much.

00:24:52.760 I think,

00:24:53.440 I guess statistically also we're,

00:24:57.300 we're more resistant.

00:24:58.340 Right.

00:24:58.600 But like,

00:24:58.960 I find, 1.00

00:24:59.560 I find young people aren't,

00:25:00.700 aren't really abiding by the rule. 0.99

00:25:02.620 Exhibit a,

00:25:03.740 the,

00:25:03.880 the,

00:25:04.140 the tick tock party,

00:25:05.000 you just mentioned like how many people watch the news anymore though in our generation like

00:25:08.240 the news not twitter news no no all twitter all twitter it's all instagram like that you know i

00:25:13.540 feel like on the news channels where they're saying like watch out for going to this place

00:25:17.320 because you know for what i don't know i don't watch the news so how would i know it's all so

00:25:20.800 mixed the only thing that's 100 sure at this point is the world is uh is so vastly different

00:25:28.420 right now than i could have ever imagined it would be six months ago i mean it like they call it the

00:25:33.360 new normal that's the that's the terminology for the new normal it's like it's like how did we

00:25:38.320 the new normal is is uh masks is similar to how it's been in hong kong for years now the new

00:25:44.960 normal is every table at the restaurant has a has a piece of plastic between you and the table

00:25:49.480 behind you the new normal is is elbow bumps or uh this is i swear it's how people we've been

00:25:55.020 giving bumps with our elbows the dentist i walked into the dentist uh office today because amara

00:25:59.520 was getting her wisdom teeth pulled which i want to talk about later but the dentist said uh

00:26:04.300 uh you know you come in come into the room and he went to shake my hand and this dude is a is a 0.98

00:26:10.360 fucking surgeon his hands are as clean as as ice in the arctic which is which would be pretty 0.87

00:26:17.380 pretty clean right and i and i go like this it was almost like yo this is my no-no square now 0.99

00:26:22.700 don't fucking touch my don't even reach out for my hand i mean he reaches in people's mouths but 0.88

00:26:27.500 You have to imagine he'd probably be cleaning his hands afterwards, right? 0.99

00:26:30.440 Your dad's a dentist.

00:26:31.300 He sure is.

00:26:31.860 Tell us.

00:26:32.640 Yeah, my dad, he opened his practice back up and he's been doing stuff.

00:26:35.980 You know, increased his safety protocol, wears a full-on mask and everything.

00:26:40.300 Like his new normal is wearing a classic shield.

00:26:43.120 I heard that when the Mayans made what we know as the modern-day calendar thousands of years ago,

00:26:49.500 I heard that they were off by eight years.

00:26:52.720 Oh, no.

00:26:53.340 It's 2020.

00:26:54.380 Do you all remember what year the world was supposed to end?

00:26:56.940 2012.

00:26:57.240 21st 2012 dude yeah it's something to think about i'm just a guy that's all i am i'm a guy

00:27:02.800 with but is it the world that's the fun thing the world as we know it right right not the world

00:27:09.080 it's the end of the world as we know maybe 2020 is the end of the old normal and this is the new

00:27:15.000 normal now i can't even play blackjack this is the age of information that's what's so interesting

00:27:18.940 about this time everyone is has a cell phone and if you don't have a cell phone you're kind of on

00:27:23.260 the outskirts of the new normal right we communicate immediately we were talking about

00:27:27.580 like yearbooks the other day that have phone numbers in them remember in grade school you'd

00:27:31.740 have to go through the yearbook and call your best friend on the landline yeah i will call you on that

00:27:35.660 yeah i called you i still i still memorize your phone number but that's as you level up but now

00:27:41.560 like my little brother can just call any of his friends at any time because they all have cell

00:27:44.980 phones dude do you remember asking the mom yeah hey miss jenkins can i talk to robbie for a second

00:27:51.280 oh sure Mac he's right here

00:27:53.460 but he's gonna have to finish his homework first

00:27:55.460 right Robbie like bro

00:27:56.820 times are changing times are

00:27:59.440 changing I can't even go to the casino

00:28:01.520 you know right now

00:28:03.500 at least to play blackjack

00:28:05.180 and a part of me wishes there was a

00:28:07.360 solve for that I got something

00:28:09.520 for you that was a

00:28:11.080 blind swing I didn't know if we had

00:28:13.500 this brand deal today that was a blind

00:28:15.580 swing Danny can I get a confirmation

00:28:17.400 on my 0.99

00:28:19.560 my bookie i'm 10 for 10 on this shit bro those those people love my little brand alley oops bro 0.98

00:28:24.300 so my bookie.ag has a casino it's not just sports over there super easy actually i just put some 0.98

00:28:30.460 money on my account we're gonna start playing right now actually you know we love blackjack

00:28:33.820 on this show they have live dealers which usually make it makes things a little bit more exciting

00:28:38.580 in fact it does we've been playing a lot of the blackjack and they got this crazy free entry

00:28:43.480 tournament going on that i didn't know about that's pretty cool they've also got some pretty

00:28:47.860 nice casino bonuses that you can use when you sign

00:28:49.960 up to get some extra money to play with.

00:28:51.640 We actually got our own promo code. That's Logan

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00:29:00.040 Here we go. I don't know if...

00:29:01.740 Here we go. This may be a full...

00:29:03.860 Oh, it's a full table. Oh, why is he

00:29:05.760 flipping out? Wow, the dealer's going crazy.

00:29:08.020 He's bogging out. Well, I don't have no...

00:29:09.460 Oh, heads up, heads up.

00:29:10.960 Logan, lean back just a smidge. I'm going to start off

00:29:13.600 big takes. I don't... I'll bet behind...

00:29:15.780 Oh, take a seat. Are you Mike with...

00:29:17.780 There's a Mike with two E's in here as well.

00:29:19.900 Do you see Mikey on the right?

00:29:21.420 Come on, dude.

00:29:22.180 What about Grandpappy Six, dude?

00:29:24.740 This is Tom Holland dealing, right?

00:29:28.000 Spider-Man?

00:29:28.580 Spider-Man's dealing the cards.

00:29:30.020 This feels so much safer to me than risking it at a real casino.

00:29:34.060 You know?

00:29:34.480 Well, because if you win, you don't have to worry about people robbing you.

00:29:37.040 Well, not only.

00:29:38.980 Do you worry about that?

00:29:40.580 Remember that one time in Lake Tahoe where I thought I was a four? 1.00

00:29:43.920 Take that thing and stick it up your ass. 1.00

00:29:46.320 Tom Holland. 1.00

00:29:46.940 Tom Hawkins, Stephen Hawking.

00:29:51.040 Here we go.

00:29:51.900 It's a big table today.

00:29:53.080 Give me a seven.

00:29:53.740 Give me a seven.

00:29:55.240 Are you? 1.00

00:29:56.040 Take that stiff and fuck your... 1.00

00:29:57.820 We got 14. 1.00

00:29:59.680 Dealers revealed an ace.

00:30:01.600 No, I don't want insurance.

00:30:02.740 I don't even have health insurance.

00:30:03.760 I have health insurance.

00:30:04.600 Don't sue me.

00:30:05.500 Wait, no, no, I don't want it.

00:30:07.500 No.

00:30:07.900 Not with that 14.

00:30:08.720 If I had something better, I'd do it.

00:30:10.140 Dealers showing an ace.

00:30:11.040 This ain't looking good, Mike.

00:30:12.820 Typically, we've had pretty good luck on...

00:30:14.340 Dude, dude, dude.

00:30:15.020 What's this jackpot about?

00:30:16.120 How can we win this jackpot 777?

00:30:18.160 That feels lucky.

00:30:19.120 I'm sure you can find out on my bookie.

00:30:21.080 Here we go.

00:30:21.680 Are you kidding me? 1.00

00:30:22.980 He had fucking blackjack. 1.00

00:30:24.020 No, you know what? 1.00

00:30:24.560 It's just that kind of day, dude.

00:30:25.900 It's just that kind of day.

00:30:26.960 No, that's the first hand.

00:30:27.480 Well, here's the good news.

00:30:28.940 You can play on your phone.

00:30:30.700 Laptop?

00:30:31.640 Computer?

00:30:32.500 Laptop computer?

00:30:33.800 Whatever you prefer.

00:30:36.000 We've used my bookie for sports bets,

00:30:37.880 but since everything's dived down.

00:30:40.500 Something dived down?

00:30:42.140 Dived down.

00:30:42.560 Do you guys see the,

00:30:43.240 there's like witty banter going on on the side.

00:30:45.640 More like trash talk, really.

00:30:47.400 Oh, okay. 0.99

00:30:48.440 People are trash talking on the side. 0.97

00:30:49.900 Portman is bad luck, I suppose. 1.00

00:30:52.380 Who the hell is Portman? 0.99

00:30:53.740 Natalie Portman?

00:30:55.300 Wait, Dave Portoy?

00:30:56.740 Dude, what if we're sitting next to Natalie Portman?

00:30:58.500 Oh, Jax, baby. 0.95

00:31:00.180 Let's go.

00:31:00.760 Jack me off, brother.

00:31:02.940 What?

00:31:03.740 I'm so sorry, Danny.

00:31:05.060 I got to say, this interface is so simple and easy to read,

00:31:08.060 and even new players will be able to understand what's going on.

00:31:11.220 That's right. 1.00

00:31:11.580 Even if you don't have a fucking brain, 1.00

00:31:13.300 You too can play 1.00

00:31:14.660 My book at Casino

00:31:16.080 Live betting

00:31:16.760 Don't give me a four

00:31:17.540 I'll go

00:31:17.900 Let's go

00:31:18.640 Feeling good

00:31:19.700 Feeling great

00:31:20.320 We got a queen

00:31:21.080 That means we're at 20

00:31:21.900 Dealer's got a 7-up

00:31:23.440 Wait a soda?

00:31:25.720 Dealer's got a 7-up soda

00:31:26.840 Had my first cream soda

00:31:29.160 In a while yesterday

00:31:30.380 A lot of sugar

00:31:31.140 Yeah it's a sugary drink

00:31:32.640 A lot of sugar

00:31:33.480 Alright come on

00:31:35.480 Come on Mr. Tom Holland

00:31:36.480 I don't know why

00:31:37.180 Something about this guy

00:31:38.360 I don't like

00:31:38.840 I feel like at any moment 0.99

00:31:40.060 He could pull something crazy shit 1.00

00:31:41.840 Just cause he's wily 1.00

00:31:42.500 like he's young you could tell he's definitely

00:31:44.480 gonna go too fast on his motorbike after this

00:31:46.460 he's got the long yeah

00:31:47.440 you know that he's like a young john wick kind of looking

00:31:50.380 guy he's got the long sleeves like something tells

00:31:52.420 me he's got a he's got a four up one of those sleeves

00:31:54.520 but i appreciate his black on black his tie's

00:31:56.460 black so black on black yeah he's stylish

00:31:58.240 yeah so he's a dark magician yeah of

00:32:00.380 sorts oh that dude just got a 50 on the end

00:32:02.400 there nice job

00:32:03.960 i can't even say your name because it's

00:32:06.280 i think it's some sort of thing i shouldn't say

00:32:08.220 oh yeah yeah we're

00:32:10.340 just trying to bait us on the show yeah

00:32:11.700 Look at all the names are

00:32:14.100 There's Hebrew stuff 0.99

00:32:15.260 I'm not doing this 1.00

00:32:16.360 You gotta get me cancelled because of a blackjack game

00:32:18.740 Stick with Portman, Mikey, and Mike

00:32:20.380 I'm staying

00:32:22.680 Where's the thing

00:32:24.180 I'm not paying attention

00:32:25.280 We're not gonna hit

00:32:26.720 Bottom

00:32:28.120 I can't click it

00:32:31.620 Because the interface is so good

00:32:33.600 There we go

00:32:34.920 That's gotta be about four minutes now

00:32:39.000 Not that it matters

00:32:41.480 because I could do this all day here on MyBookie,

00:32:43.280 which is my favorite website.

00:32:44.360 It's fun.

00:32:45.480 So yeah, guys, head on over to MyBookie.

00:32:46.900 Check it out.

00:32:47.700 Again, use the promo code LOGAN.

00:32:49.680 And yet again, another...

00:32:51.240 Should I go all in?

00:32:52.180 Wow, yeah, do it.

00:32:53.980 Another big win on the 7-plus.

00:32:55.440 How much money do we have?

00:32:57.900 Do we have 75?

00:32:58.640 Just keep tossing them down.

00:32:59.980 Should I play the $1 too?

00:33:01.440 Go 61.

00:33:02.180 Great year, 61.

00:33:03.460 Are you...

00:33:04.660 Come on.

00:33:06.160 Come on, Johnny.

00:33:07.160 People like this segment I've been seeing in the comments.

00:33:09.100 No way.

00:33:09.300 Yeah.

00:33:09.580 What if he pulled out a card that just said 21 on it?

00:33:12.280 Come on.

00:33:13.300 The nine.

00:33:14.040 I think he knows this is for brand deals, so they want me to win.

00:33:17.600 You know what I'm saying?

00:33:18.360 They radioed to him.

00:33:19.480 They're like, yo, John Wick, give them 19 on this one.

00:33:22.180 Not to face guard.

00:33:24.000 Oh, bro, if he has a low card.

00:33:26.240 I could have split, dude.

00:33:27.280 Oh, I got a pair.

00:33:27.980 Do we get anything for that?

00:33:28.820 No.

00:33:29.560 Oh, he got a wild card.

00:33:31.360 There it is.

00:33:31.760 That's a 21 card.

00:33:33.840 Oh, that's a boss, dude.

00:33:36.660 You think it is until it's not, dude.

00:33:38.900 The sound effects on this have been programmed by Steve Jobs.

00:33:45.960 This is incredible.

00:33:49.440 This is a really creative way to continue the business going in quarantine.

00:33:53.800 Facts, bro.

00:33:55.220 Why doesn't Vegas do this?

00:33:57.580 You know what else they do? 0.81

00:33:59.120 They do simulated football.

00:34:00.900 So they have Madden play its own games out.

00:34:02.900 And you could bet on it.

00:34:04.060 I watched the simulated Madden game.

00:34:05.940 It was incredible.

00:34:06.860 That is funny.

00:34:07.520 Dude, I don't know.

00:34:08.140 This 18 better stand up, bro.

00:34:10.540 He said something to me. 1.00

00:34:11.460 I think he was talking shit. 1.00

00:34:13.420 He's like, yeah. 1.00

00:34:14.940 Do you think this kid finds out he was on Impulsive?

00:34:17.900 Oh, 100%.

00:34:18.480 If you know this kid, please tag him. 0.99

00:34:20.480 He's probably in Costa Rica or some shit. 0.94

00:34:22.260 But if you know him, tag him so he finds out. 0.81

00:34:25.860 Because I think they do this stuff offshore. 1.00

00:34:29.440 Shit. 1.00

00:34:30.080 On private servers. 1.00

00:34:31.200 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:31.840 With VPNs.

00:34:32.860 I think that's the only way you can do it.

00:34:35.120 So many cards on the table.

00:34:36.320 Dude, dude, at Muggs, 1.00

00:34:37.540 You fucked the table, bro. 1.00

00:34:38.800 Those were the small cards we needed. 1.00

00:34:41.200 No, actually, no.

00:34:41.800 We don't want small cards.

00:34:42.840 We want two fatties, bro.

00:34:44.860 Face under, face. 1.00

00:34:46.000 Another face. 1.00

00:34:46.860 Come on, Muggs. 1.00

00:34:47.420 Save us. 1.00

00:34:49.080 Face.

00:34:50.460 Let's go. 0.85

00:34:51.640 Let's go.

00:34:52.400 Impulsive always wins.

00:34:53.840 Rogan, you wouldn't have won that hand.

00:34:55.200 All right, you probably would have won that hand. 1.00

00:34:56.300 Plus, you got $100 million from Spotify, so we'll just fuck off. 0.99

00:34:59.860 All right, let's get out of here before we lose it all. 0.99

00:35:01.900 $120, dude.

00:35:03.000 I think I'll buy myself a lunch, even though we have a world-class chef that cooks for me for free.

00:35:08.100 It's not free for me, man.

00:35:09.560 Yeah, facts. 0.97

00:35:10.120 That sucks. 1.00

00:35:11.120 Sucks for you. 1.00

00:35:12.000 My expenses are high. 1.00

00:35:13.540 They're too high.

00:35:14.480 Yeah, but it's worth it.

00:35:15.380 Because think about all the brand money you're making off impulsive. 1.00

00:35:19.700 Fuck. 1.00

00:35:21.740 My bookie, you got to stop paying. 1.00

00:35:24.020 Just full transparency.

00:35:24.960 How do I get out of it? 1.00

00:35:25.820 You know, fuck this. 1.00

00:35:26.620 Just tell them to give you more money to bet with. 1.00

00:35:28.280 And then we'll win more.

00:35:29.100 Oh.

00:35:29.380 We don't have to worry about them paying.

00:35:30.500 Yeah, and tell them to rig it for us, too.

00:35:32.340 So we seem entertained and excited.

00:35:33.840 So what's up?

00:35:34.260 Amara got her wisdom teeth out this morning. 1.00

00:35:36.380 Was she being goofy?

00:35:37.540 I went with Amar to get her wisdom teeth out this morning. 0.90

00:35:39.720 She was being goofy.

00:35:40.720 That's what you asked me, huh?

00:35:42.800 And I filmed it for the night shift, which is just, by the way,

00:35:45.280 is a show that I have over on my YouTube channel.

00:35:48.420 And, bro, she got all four pulled at the same time.

00:35:52.420 That's why I had to.

00:35:53.100 You did it as well.

00:35:54.080 I usually, when I did it, I shouldn't say usually.

00:35:56.000 Max Dad did it, actually.

00:35:57.180 For you?

00:35:57.900 Yeah.

00:35:58.300 So usually people get two done, so then you can chew on this side,

00:36:01.900 and then vice versa.

00:36:02.780 She got all four done, and she came out,

00:36:04.840 And I was asking her very simple questions

00:36:09.120 Hey who's your favorite

00:36:12.600 I asked her who her favorite YouTuber was 1.00

00:36:14.480 You know what she fucking said 0.99

00:36:15.840 Logan Paul 0.99

00:36:16.880 And you know what I did

00:36:19.480 I immediately was like

00:36:21.000 Well now she's telling me the truth

00:36:23.740 Because she has this truth serum 0.79

00:36:24.980 And she goes to me 1.00

00:36:26.700 Nah I'm just fucking with you 1.00

00:36:29.180 Like the night shift 1.00

00:36:30.480 So I was like dude

00:36:32.780 She still had her joking humor

00:36:34.300 And I said, I said, uh, if, and then I switched up the question.

00:36:38.140 I said, if you had to ride a chicken in the battle, what would you name the chicken? 1.00

00:36:41.320 She goes, what type of stupid fucking question is that? 0.99

00:36:46.300 Any, any, I feel like any other person would have answered and she gave you like, which 1.00

00:36:50.560 is the real answer was like, who gives that?

00:36:53.000 It was funny, but now she's, she's in, she's a lot of pain.

00:36:55.680 She's coming up here and I, and you should capitalize on it for your vlog as well.

00:36:58.780 Wow.

00:36:59.060 I will. 0.98

00:36:59.600 So I assume there'll be no blowjobs. 0.97

00:37:03.160 Sorry. 0.95

00:37:04.300 I'm sorry for you as well.

00:37:06.340 Oh, because of the teeth.

00:37:07.780 Yeah.

00:37:08.480 A lot of extra real estate.

00:37:09.380 Yeah, that's... 1.00

00:37:10.200 She could probably fit a couple more grapes or something. 0.99

00:37:11.400 Yeah, but for a limited time only. 1.00

00:37:12.860 A couple days, because she's not even able to use straws.

00:37:15.300 And speaking of straws, this is a great transition.

00:37:22.420 I got something.

00:37:23.220 Until you say that.

00:37:23.760 Speaking of straws.

00:37:24.500 Speaking of straws, I know no one's ever said that on a show before, by the way. 0.99

00:37:28.600 Speaking of fucking straws, I got a straw to pick with you. 0.99

00:37:32.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:32.380 Not with you, no. 0.82

00:37:33.100 Just with the U.S. 0.53

00:37:34.300 I'm all for turtles.

00:37:37.980 Yeah.

00:37:38.860 Okay.

00:37:39.420 I'm all for the environment,

00:37:41.000 earth,

00:37:42.060 the oceans.

00:37:43.420 I'm all for all those things.

00:37:45.100 One thing I'm not for is paper straws.

00:37:47.020 The worst. 0.99

00:37:47.360 Trash. 0.98

00:37:49.000 We can figure out something. 0.99

00:37:49.940 We gotta be able to figure out something.

00:37:52.000 You're telling me

00:37:53.040 that we can send people to Mars right now,

00:37:56.560 but we can't come up with a straw

00:37:58.320 that doesn't disintegrate in my coffee.

00:38:00.320 Yeah.

00:38:01.000 I tweeted this morning

00:38:02.200 that I like to go to the,

00:38:03.280 the uh the more urban starbucks because a lot of those ones don't obey the paper straw rules really

00:38:09.800 they got real plastic straws and so i go there because you know what if i'm gonna pay

00:38:14.520 fourteen dollars for a coffee i'm gonna drink it before my straw turns into quicksand

00:38:21.860 yeah how does this happen to a straw oh yeah cold coffee yes yeah sorry ice coffee one thing they

00:38:30.240 did do is they started putting caps on them that turn your coffee into a sippy cup not bad you see

00:38:35.140 you see that those are fun but it's still plastic caps correct yeah great point we're back great

00:38:40.460 point you're telling me a turtle's not gonna get his face stuck in your plastic sippy cup cap

00:38:45.600 probably not he might not but also we have to examine like andrew shoals brought this up and

00:38:51.780 i haven't stopped thinking about it since he came on our podcast over probably a year ago he said

00:38:56.000 PETA's putting the plastic straws

00:38:58.440 in the turtle's noses. 0.99

00:38:59.580 Oh, to drive home messaging?

00:39:01.740 To me, it seems pretty unlikely

00:39:04.120 that a straw is going to end up in a turtle's nose.

00:39:05.660 I could be completely wrong, but how in the world does that even happen?

00:39:07.860 That's what Andrew said.

00:39:08.580 He said, can you imagine how fast a turtle

00:39:11.500 needs to be swimming for a straw

00:39:13.580 to end up right in its nostrils?

00:39:16.400 How fast do they move?

00:39:17.720 I mean, they're sub-sonic.

00:39:19.660 But they're sub-sonic, right?

00:39:22.320 See, if they hit that

00:39:23.520 the jet stream the east australian current bro they actually go supersonic they break the sound

00:39:31.100 barrier yeah you're telling me they travel like a straw in a hurricane straw in a hurricane can go

00:39:36.340 like straight through some uh concrete i'm stop yeah stop that's cool wait what a straw in a

00:39:41.820 hurricane can like they found straws or i think it's straws embedded like in the sides of uh

00:39:47.320 concrete blocks on the highway yeah i love like i said i've done this before i love looking at

00:39:53.120 what logan searches straw in a hurricane look it's it's a straw that don't look like a straw

00:39:58.340 into a tree embedded in a tree so they could be weaponized but not okay so that's but again

00:40:04.140 paper ones can't be can't be weaponized that's a thing so i mean i don't know plastic's not that

00:40:11.540 great we kind of know that it's really bad it's just single use you know it's such a waste humans

00:40:15.820 are fucking this planet we're figuring out better ways like we got to innovate on the paper straw 0.91

00:40:19.940 yeah they got to be better they got to be better like also question for us thinking about this the 0.99

00:40:24.120 other day when did plastic drop like when did plastic launch and who who started plastic like

00:40:29.720 think about it and what like if you had to carry water before plastic if you when you went to war

00:40:36.360 you carried a tin yeah like a tin of water what was before that oh how about rock pottery oh no

00:40:43.200 So animal skin, animal skin bags, pig's liver, coconuts.

00:40:49.160 Yeah, let me go into war.

00:40:50.720 Imagine going to war with a coconut, just running into battle with a giant coconut with a straw with a little umbrella coming out of the top of it.

00:40:58.380 We're just having to like drink out of the dirty river that's down by like the trenches you just dug.

00:41:03.400 That still goes on places.

00:41:05.160 Another NPR special I listened to today about the quality of life in North Korea. 0.98

00:41:09.580 And I think we know this, but damn, it's not so great. 0.98

00:41:12.380 it's the worst north korea is like one of the worst like a supreme chancellor overlord dictator 0.99

00:41:17.280 man that was it was didn't kim jong-un die then come back to life or something yeah he came back 0.84

00:41:22.460 to life as his son serious like i was thinking of kim jong ill he faked some uh he faked his death

00:41:28.320 to like find out who was going behind his back and like where he came out yeah yeah but tupac did

00:41:33.180 that too or at least they're saying but like the yeah that's what he did man so he could find out

00:41:38.640 who was like talking trash about him and he came back he's like what's up he was hiding away in the

00:41:42.260 mountains with like apparently something like 200 to a thousand women but this is insane

00:41:45.980 are you talking about recently yeah yeah the last time this is what happened look it up bro he had 0.99

00:41:50.600 a harem of women that's having an orgy his pleasure uh pleasure something i can't remember what it's 0.87

00:41:55.960 because i remember there's a period of time where like he was missing or like he had gone undergone 0.96

00:42:00.200 heart surgery allegedly oh yeah and then he died it died yeah and then all of a sudden he was back 0.97

00:42:05.460 that's what he was doing just fucking chicks in the mountain yeah his uh i can't remember what 0.99

00:42:09.540 they call his pleasure squad or something a woman like a lot too not just a few like a lot 1.00

00:42:15.980 kim jong-un harem of women kim jong-un maybe hold up with his pleasure squad 0.97

00:42:23.320 kim jong-un's vile harem of virgin schoolgirls on the chronicle i'd expect nothing less how many 0.97

00:42:33.660 though there's a lot of them oh no there's a lot of 2 000 women wow i mean how many do a harem of 0.99

00:42:45.080 2 000 sex slaves atrocious i'd expect nothing less bro north north korea north from a dictator 1.00

00:42:52.780 what from all standpoints of north korea they're really having a hard time getting it up bro 0.99

00:42:56.740 They should use

00:42:59.020 Bluetooth

00:42:59.440 Listen

00:43:03.040 North Korea is the weirdest country 1.00

00:43:05.060 On fucking earth 1.00

00:43:05.720 They're completely cut off 1.00

00:43:08.400 From the rest of society

00:43:09.800 Do you know 0.90

00:43:10.680 Dude in North Korea

00:43:12.780 People don't know

00:43:14.600 That they don't have internet 0.99

00:43:16.660 And they're like we want the fucking internet 0.99

00:43:18.680 Give us the internet 0.99

00:43:19.980 No they don't know

00:43:22.280 Do you want to know why

00:43:23.080 Because they don't know that the internet exists

00:43:25.420 they live in like they don't even know that there is an internet in most parts of north korea

00:43:30.620 like think about that they're not they're not like give us the internet they're like what is

00:43:34.100 the internet they're like we keep hearing about this but they're not hearing about it because no

00:43:38.440 news can go there so they're just they're in this very isolated country we gotta save them bro there's

00:43:43.300 people that like infiltrate let's do it listen we did the flat earth documentary you mean to tell 0.99

00:43:48.760 me we can't go free his sex no you gotta be careful with that there was a guy it was a dumb 0.62

00:43:52.580 idea there was a guy from cincinnati ohio i think uh what's his name otto i believe was his first 0.97

00:43:56.940 name cool name he uh he took a propaganda poster from north yeah he got locked up for he got locked

00:44:02.840 up did he die yeah he was killed he was killed not i don't it wasn't because of that but i think

00:44:08.680 they got him back to america but he was like not he was in really really bad condition because he 0.72

00:44:13.380 was at a labor camp right and he got the shit beat out of him i don't know the specifics he 0.95

00:44:16.520 stole a poster and then they found it and then they beat the shit out of him and then he died 0.97

00:44:21.240 because would you wear a hat like that yeah but probably not because it's semi-cultural 0.98

00:44:27.760 appropriating which we know isn't no come on come on you can't you can't wear that hat because it's

00:44:33.100 culturally appropriating that's right i think it's a cool hat i think it's a cool hat are they 0.98

00:44:37.940 next up ready for this next episode of impulsive i'm wearing that fucking hat come come no i am 0.91

00:44:42.320 we have one don't you you might be able to do it because it's north korea but if it was that's a 0.99

00:44:46.820 Russian hat.

00:44:48.360 Isn't it? 0.93

00:44:49.020 Don't Russians wear the same style hat? 0.89

00:44:50.880 I think it might be a communist hat. 1.00

00:44:53.460 I bet you.

00:44:54.320 Oh, that makes sense. 0.64

00:44:55.900 Oh, so if you wear that hat, you're a commie.

00:44:57.480 We can't have that.

00:44:58.200 We already went through the Red Scare in America.

00:45:00.060 We're over that stuff, man.

00:45:01.260 Can I say this? 1.00

00:45:02.080 Fucking North Korea is not supposed to be trading sand. 0.99

00:45:06.560 But there's an article here that. 1.00

00:45:09.880 What?

00:45:11.100 That they did a secretive and substantial sand export operation.

00:45:16.140 now now listen to this they are barred from trading sand and stone but in two but in but

00:45:24.020 last year in 2019 they raked in and this is this is a significantly profitable trade for north

00:45:32.160 korea they raked in roughly 22 million dollars last year trading illegal sand which is not as

00:45:39.660 much as logan sold in maverick merch in 2017 so if that doesn't give you an understanding of how 0.94

00:45:45.200 fucked up the situation is in this 0.98

00:45:47.320 country right now. They have resorted to 0.89

00:45:49.520 under the guise of

00:45:51.380 darkness trading sand.

00:45:53.520 Are they importing or exporting? Exporting it.

00:45:55.740 So they're exporting North Korean sand.

00:45:57.400 What kind of sand do they have there? Is it like the best of the best?

00:45:59.560 Can you look up North Korean sand? 1.00

00:46:01.400 I'll tell you what North Korea 1.00

00:46:03.560 is, bro. North Korea is 0.99

00:46:05.500 a country built 0.99

00:46:07.000 to serve this singular

00:46:09.280 human being.

00:46:11.060 Wait, dude, does everyone see that all these women are crying?

00:46:13.760 Yeah, they're like terrified. 1.00

00:46:15.200 but because he's the shit and he could decapitate them at any moment yeah yeah you have to be like 1.00

00:46:20.300 in complete servitude to him because he they glorify them like stories of antiquity all kind 1.00

00:46:25.880 of bleed down into his family line it's so so it's understood that if you're born if you're born

00:46:31.660 in north korea and and you're a good looking woman you're gonna have to touch the furor's pp

00:46:40.200 i don't know if it's understood but it might be you might be like indoctrinated to like want that

00:46:46.660 though like you should always want to be the best woman you could be so that you might have a shot 1.00

00:46:52.160 at the the overlord like yo can the dictator be like you there hey touch my feet there and she 1.00

00:46:59.320 goes i have fuck she goes i have a husband he's like i don't care can that happen probably yeah 1.00

00:47:06.280 Yeah, of course, bro. 1.00

00:47:07.800 What are you going to... 1.00

00:47:08.240 It's so fucked. 1.00

00:47:08.820 Bro, can you believe... 1.00

00:47:09.700 I'm telling you, we got to save him.

00:47:10.660 We got to make a YouTube documentary.

00:47:11.800 There's people that infiltrate and bring SD cards

00:47:14.560 full of news and articles and things. 0.77

00:47:16.520 That's like an underground thing for North Korea. 0.99

00:47:19.440 We can do it. 0.99

00:47:20.220 I think we've been on North Korea too long.

00:47:21.480 No, no, no.

00:47:22.020 I was just diving in here.

00:47:23.620 I'll tell you what we got.

00:47:25.320 I pulled up a bunch of facts.

00:47:27.120 I mean, one of the most important things about this dude

00:47:29.320 is through all the tragedy in the country,

00:47:32.060 the famine, cutting himself off,

00:47:33.620 He believed that only one man, only one man could save North Korea besides himself.

00:47:41.700 And that man was Dennis Rodman.

00:47:45.020 Yo, he's become like a major help, though.

00:47:47.380 Dennis Rodman's normalizing relations, I think.

00:47:50.880 Okay, ready?

00:47:51.560 Kim is boys with Dennis Rodman, right? 0.97

00:47:53.300 North Koreans must abide by one of 20 approved haircuts. 0.91

00:47:58.340 Wait, that's true communism, man. 0.99

00:48:01.140 They're telling you how to cut your hair. 1.00

00:48:02.740 Unmarried women must have short hair, 1.00

00:48:05.040 but married women have many more options. 0.99

00:48:07.160 The hair of young men should be less than two inches long.

00:48:09.840 Older men can go as long as two and three quarters inches, 0.99

00:48:12.160 which is actually the same length as his penis, 1.00

00:48:16.460 the Furious penis, which is wild to imagine. 0.99

00:48:19.260 Have you ever seen his golden chariot car? 1.00

00:48:21.860 I think that's his.

00:48:22.460 Why do you know so much about North Korea?

00:48:23.860 Because it's fascinating to me.

00:48:25.140 It's like, I can't believe that this is still happening in the world.

00:48:28.340 It makes no sense.

00:48:29.360 I like how dudes jog outside of his vehicle when he goes places.

00:48:32.220 but also we can't commend anything he does

00:48:35.620 because he's literally enslaving all his people

00:48:37.120 oh it's horrible

00:48:37.840 you know what he should focus his energy on

00:48:42.200 de-escalating

00:48:43.620 de-escalating problems he has

00:48:46.260 this is a transition to talk about de-escalation

00:48:50.000 because I think we've talked a little bit too much about North Korea

00:48:53.740 and I realized

00:48:54.640 I'm a bit of a

00:48:57.820 more of a

00:48:59.340 a problem maker than i am a problem solver i'm both but i think i like making problems

00:49:05.780 a little too much like i've said this before i thrive in chaos so sometimes i'll cause conflict

00:49:11.280 intentionally and i think i'm 25 now i think i'm gonna do the flip where i start de-escalating and

00:49:18.500 yeah solely focus on solving problems instead of creating them i like that congratulations

00:49:23.780 It took me until I was like 30

00:49:26.800 Really?

00:49:27.820 Yeah but I didn't have a me

00:49:28.980 Thanks bro

00:49:30.300 I got a five year kickstart

00:49:33.660 Yeah it's the fighter

00:49:36.100 Like I just

00:49:36.740 Like bro who doesn't love a little drama right?

00:49:39.980 Me

00:49:40.180 I'm numb to things

00:49:42.260 I'm numb to things

00:49:44.240 You also grew up

00:49:47.540 No offense whatsoever

00:49:50.360 GP you grew up with GP as a dad

00:49:52.040 He's looking to take off heads 1.00

00:49:54.120 And shit down throats 1.00

00:49:55.160 Also Pam is a mom 1.00

00:49:56.240 I think you guys were real big

00:49:59.400 On fatherly

00:50:00.940 Jake was my mom

00:50:03.040 I was GP

00:50:04.100 I'll always remember when GP told me he was going to rip my head off 1.00

00:50:07.040 And shit in my throat 1.00

00:50:07.840 I'll never forget that 1.00

00:50:09.040 It was mind blowing

00:50:11.100 Did he ever end up doing it?

00:50:13.420 Yeah

00:50:13.820 As a matter of fact he did 1.00

00:50:15.380 He shit in my mouth 1.00

00:50:16.480 He Columbus'd you? 1.00

00:50:17.640 He Columbus'd me and then pooped in my mouth 0.92

00:50:20.600 Nah, he hasn't gone to yet.

00:50:22.460 You know there's two more GPs, right?

00:50:25.600 His dad?

00:50:26.500 Nope, he's got two brothers.

00:50:28.360 What are their names?

00:50:29.860 Jim and Jeff.

00:50:31.400 Spelled with Gs.

00:50:32.680 Js.

00:50:33.460 Js.

00:50:34.540 I spelled Jim with G.

00:50:38.080 G-I-M.

00:50:38.940 G-Y-M.

00:50:39.700 I mean, Jim, also the word Jim.

00:50:41.640 Like a gymnasium.

00:50:42.160 G-Y-M.

00:50:42.960 Well, then you got JPs, not GPs.

00:50:46.280 Yeah, but yeah, no, there's...

00:50:47.680 Can you imagine the three of them out at a bar in Tuscaloosa drinking PBRs, riding bulls?

00:50:55.760 What's that dog Harry Potter called?

00:50:57.560 Is it Cerberus?

00:50:58.620 I can't remember.

00:50:59.520 Cerberus, yeah, the three-headed dog.

00:51:01.260 That's what GP and his two brothers are.

00:51:03.220 Imagine you walk in and you accidentally step on Jim Paul's foot. 0.98

00:51:08.220 Oh, he's the craziest.

00:51:08.980 And instead of Jim Paul, you get Jim Paul, Jeff Paul, and Greg Paul all just in your face. 1.00

00:51:13.880 Like, listen here, fucker. 1.00

00:51:15.700 It was at the bars in Lakewood. 1.00

00:51:16.920 all at the same time oh no jim my one uncle he he would get in fights with like groups of men 0.99

00:51:24.320 yeah and he would tell these groups like you all disarm and you all disarm and you you fucking 1.00

00:51:30.320 pussy you're gonna hit me as hard as you can i was like yo this dude's crazy this dude's crazy 1.00

00:51:34.200 we can't hate this crazy person yeah and he's just screaming at these dudes to punch him in the face 1.00

00:51:38.120 and they never would yeah because he didn't want to fight he was just bluffing he was also he's he 0.95

00:51:43.800 They could fight.

00:51:44.200 They could all fight.

00:51:45.260 But that is an easy way to shut things down.

00:51:48.260 I mean, if you send somebody into a battle

00:51:49.800 and they're surrounded by 50 people,

00:51:51.420 and it's one on 50,

00:51:53.020 if that one guy breaks a bottle over his head

00:51:55.360 and then tears one of his eyeballs out

00:51:56.840 with a piece of broken glass, 0.99

00:51:58.080 nobody's going to fuck with that, dude. 0.98

00:51:59.820 I'm not sure that strategy works, dude. 1.00

00:52:01.160 You'd really be hurting yourself if you cut an eyeball.

00:52:03.200 It's not going to help you.

00:52:04.540 It's a solid point.

00:52:04.920 They'd be like, oh, man, we should...

00:52:06.360 But you wouldn't fight.

00:52:07.420 There's no way you'd end up fighting.

00:52:08.820 Unless you remove your entire eyeball, that might work.

00:52:12.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:52:12.680 Because now they have sympathy for it.

00:52:14.420 And you throw it at one of the attackers, bro?

00:52:16.520 Are you serious?

00:52:17.040 Do you think they're going to keep attacking?

00:52:18.300 You just got hit with an optic from somebody else.

00:52:21.740 Can we get optics on this guy? 1.00

00:52:23.160 He's crazy. 0.84

00:52:24.340 Andre. 0.99

00:52:25.960 Andre, what's going on?

00:52:26.780 You're leaving, huh?

00:52:27.460 Tonight.

00:52:28.000 Last full day in the house, guys.

00:52:29.720 Let's give a round of applause for Andre.

00:52:32.000 Andre.

00:52:32.840 Andre.

00:52:33.560 Andre.

00:52:34.360 Andre.

00:52:35.040 Andre.

00:52:35.620 Andre, why don't you switch seats with me, bro?

00:52:37.580 Yeah, come on in.

00:52:38.380 I'll move the camera.

00:52:40.380 Wow.

00:52:40.700 Wow. Andre, you get to host Impulsive.

00:52:46.280 Getting camera time.

00:52:47.880 This is great.

00:52:48.900 Hey, guys. Welcome back to Impulsive.

00:52:50.160 Nice. Nice. You're doing a great job.

00:52:52.200 Thanks, bro. So what's going on?

00:52:54.060 I don't know.

00:52:54.520 You're leaving us, man.

00:52:55.660 How long have you lived here?

00:52:57.540 Almost two years, October.

00:52:59.440 How are you feeling? Are you sad?

00:53:00.900 I'm going to miss you guys for sure.

00:53:02.520 I mean, it's not a goodbye. It's more of I'll see you around.

00:53:05.600 I'll still be around here for sure.

00:53:06.740 Are you breaking up with us the nice way?

00:53:09.400 No, it's sad, though.

00:53:10.440 i'm gonna miss you guys for sure um what are you gonna miss the most in the house

00:53:14.380 come on get his whole head he looks great i had at least i quickly had a conversation with andre

00:53:23.460 the other day he was you know two weeks ago he was sad a little distraught a little confused

00:53:29.860 about what the next steps in life would lead to and i said hey man sometimes those most confusing

00:53:35.940 places in your life where you feel like you know nothing you have nothing planned you don't know

00:53:39.480 you're going to do next that uncertainty and that that change leads to something that is so good

00:53:44.900 that you could have never expected and just what two days ago he told me he's got this place in

00:53:48.920 malibu lined up where he's going to be working on more cause-baked cause-baked content cause-based

00:53:53.880 content that is more aligned with who he is as a person and might be making a couple more bucks

00:54:00.160 than he's making here at maverick camp as well which is exciting i mean so listen

00:54:03.740 But listen, if you're facing struggle out there, sometimes you just got to wait it out.

00:54:12.100 But yeah, you're excited for the for the change.

00:54:14.520 I mean, I'm always excited for like a new chapter and what for what's to come.

00:54:18.900 I'm definitely gonna miss like I love the shenanigans here as much as like there is a lot of noise and whatnot.

00:54:24.360 I mean, ultimately, it I am going to miss you guys.

00:54:27.620 And it feels good.

00:54:28.400 Like I am walking more and more towards what is like my life's purpose.

00:54:33.540 I feel like what's called like my Dharma.

00:54:36.000 What I feel like there's like an invisible strength pulling me, you know, direction to in life.

00:54:40.600 And I'm just feeling really called to do that.

00:54:42.760 And I appreciate you guys for how supportive you all have been in making that shift.

00:54:46.540 Will you be making a why I left Team Maverick video?

00:54:50.320 Absolutely.

00:54:51.180 Yeah, oh, nice, nice.

00:54:52.520 But I don't.

00:54:55.180 No, no, I don't think I am.

00:54:56.580 No, you should, but it should be.

00:54:57.840 what's the biggest takeaway you've had from living in this house what's the biggest takeaway

00:55:01.840 logan's asking you've had from living in this house you probably caught that but

00:55:04.560 let me say biggest takeaway i've had from learning like have you learned anything yeah

00:55:09.240 first of all like people don't understand how much actually goes in behind the scenes to make

00:55:14.740 things manifest here um and the way the this is like organization is a well-oiled machine

00:55:20.220 and how efficient everything runs is such a beautiful takeaway and like for me when i want

00:55:25.120 to build big organizations that leave huge impacts in the world i'm definitely going to take that as

00:55:29.340 a takeaway um working with people that you love and working with people that um truly have like

00:55:35.600 the best interest for you which i feel like logan has cultivated more and more over the past years

00:55:39.540 in this camp um that's another huge takeaway and and just doing what you love with the people that

00:55:45.740 you love i think is the biggest thing that's awesome yeah you nailed it andre been through

00:55:50.880 a lot the flat earth thing it's just been here for so long dude that's been such a long time

00:55:55.780 what was the first video you ever did here i don't know i can't remember you have a memorable

00:56:01.000 experience is there anything that sticks out to you like memorable experience anything there's

00:56:04.860 so many i think i mean vacation in kawaii with you two was that was amazing rented out a villa

00:56:10.700 in kawaii that was incredible both of the fights like seeing you prepare in three months for each

00:56:16.360 you know the camps for both of those and your dedication to that is like and then seeing an

00:56:20.020 arena filled with thousands tens of thousands of people like the dedication from the idea the

00:56:25.920 ideation of something to actually manifesting to reality is just it's mind-blowing um yeah all the

00:56:31.460 trips across europe the two-week uh stay in sweden with you while you're recording music

00:56:36.200 all of it yeah so many good memories we love you andre yeah and it's not over life continues the

00:56:42.480 story goes on and we're still going to be in each other's lives no doubt unless the wine calendar

00:56:47.080 It really is a year.

00:56:48.140 This isn't the last year on the face of life.

00:56:50.460 Yeah, in December, everything ends.

00:56:52.300 You're still going to be filming, yeah?

00:56:54.880 Yeah.

00:56:55.480 Is that the case for the future?

00:56:58.460 What if right now I was like, nah. 1.00

00:57:01.540 He's like, fuck y'all. 1.00

00:57:03.500 He's like, I got a big, I got a payday coming. 1.00

00:57:05.900 Fuck y'all. 1.00

00:57:06.740 So the question is, who's going to fill Andre's room shoes, right? 1.00

00:57:11.980 Because now we have an open room.

00:57:13.040 And it's, by the way, it's also probably the best room in the house.

00:57:17.560 I would say the two people that have been in it prior to Andre were Spencer Taylor was the most recent and then Brendan North.

00:57:26.820 And as you, as you, as you probably realize about both of those people and now Andre as well, they're no longer part of the team.

00:57:33.220 So what we're calling that is the exit room.

00:57:35.120 That is, that is, that is officially the exit room of the house.

00:57:37.860 And obviously, you know, having some some seniority here and, you know, Logan Paul is my puppet.

00:57:45.120 I had the option to actually go into that room and I turned it down because I don't plan to exit anytime soon.

00:57:51.220 I plan to live here until I'm 70, 70 to 80 years old. 0.72

00:57:54.080 And so we're putting David the German in there. He's he's a fiery one. 1.00

00:57:58.040 I don't know how much longer we really want him here, to be honest with you.

00:58:00.540 So we're sticking it in the hopes that he'll go there and then, you know, go back to Poland. 1.00

00:58:05.040 We do have a shoebox open now 0.96

00:58:07.080 That David's currently sleeping

00:58:08.340 So we have an open room

00:58:10.120 It's the shoebox, icebox 0.86

00:58:11.580 It's kind of a shithole, but it's open 0.50

00:58:14.160 And Marco Terzo's moving into it 0.95

00:58:16.000 So Marco Terzo

00:58:17.320 He's not moving in

00:58:19.700 He just bought himself a brand new house

00:58:23.140 Him and his grandparents

00:58:24.100 If you think having him here would be a good idea

00:58:27.880 You'd literally ruin that kid

00:58:29.340 You would destroy him 0.53

00:58:31.460 You'd help him, but you'd also completely destroy him

00:58:33.820 You just taint him.

00:58:34.680 He's so pure. 1.00

00:58:35.920 No, fuck that. 1.00

00:58:36.980 No, I want to shut this down really quickly 1.00

00:58:39.560 because I'd like to believe that over the past six months,

00:58:43.780 both Logan and I have grown into very well-mannered. 0.99

00:58:47.500 All right, all right, fuck, let me start over. 0.99

00:58:49.020 Not well-mannered, but we have grown into relatively acceptable humans. 1.00

00:58:54.200 We stopped boozing.

00:58:56.200 We stopped all of our crazed partying,

00:58:59.160 and I'll speak for myself on this one

00:59:01.320 because I know Logan doesn't like me to speak for him. 0.98

00:59:02.820 I've stopped my toxic fuckery in the city. 0.98

00:59:05.560 I haven't been just going out sticking square round pegs and square holes. 0.99

00:59:10.400 I got it.

00:59:11.140 We're focused.

00:59:12.080 We're hyper focused and we're doing good deeds.

00:59:14.040 We're being nice.

00:59:14.780 We're,

00:59:15.040 we're ending battles instead of facilitating new beefs.

00:59:18.320 I think if Marco Terzo hadn't picked his grandparents as his new roommates,

00:59:22.460 which to be honest,

00:59:23.180 I love you,

00:59:24.100 Marco,

00:59:24.340 but that's kind of strange and moved in here.

00:59:26.580 I think he would end it up better off than the day he moved in.

00:59:29.640 I don't know,

00:59:30.320 man.

00:59:30.480 He's 18 years old.

00:59:31.160 He literally just graduated high school.

00:59:32.380 like i think there's a major age gap i understand you guys are about 10 years apart but i've always

00:59:36.640 wanted a younger brother though he's got you mac can i ask you a question he's got a lot to

00:59:41.660 experience i have one oh that's i yo i said that sentence legitimately just forgot i had i had one

00:59:50.080 already that's not good yeah we got a problem well it's not like i've forgotten about jake's

00:59:54.060 existence sorry i meant to say i've always wanted a younger brother jake and i both have always

01:00:01.640 wanted a younger like a little dog dog we talked about retying my dad's tubes just to have one

01:00:10.200 just to make a third paul that's the worst idea ever but i'm full of bad ideas we could we could

01:00:18.580 probably still get gp to you know untangle the system and just could what okay hear me out you've

01:00:24.340 always wanted a kid but what if you untangle gp's tubes you make him have a kid and then you raise

01:00:31.080 his child that to be your brother and that is the weirdest thing i've ever heard of in my life 0.52

01:00:37.900 that's a reality show i'm raising my dad's kid i'm raising yeah but it's like your brother that's

01:00:45.280 your brother it'll be your half brother it's gonna be a girl i know if there's a a girl paul

01:00:51.240 she'd be atrocious what looking we've talked everything ah just why would you say that gp's

01:00:58.200 hold on what hold on a second no no no uh i can't say what i want to say to preface it but like you

01:01:04.300 guys are good good looking dudes both you and your brother and i know that because girls tell

01:01:08.740 me that all the time they tell me you know do you know who tells me more than anyone else that

01:01:13.420 logan's a good looking dude my mom she goes she goes she goes you know that logan he's just so

01:01:19.780 damn cute he's got a he's a smart kid i'm just he's just such a great kid mask you first off

01:01:25.560 Thank you, Robin, your sweetheart. 0.98

01:01:27.080 I'm just worried that the masculine features that Jake, me, and Greg have would, like, transfer. 0.99

01:01:32.540 Just, like, but also, that's kind of, I mean, shit. 0.98

01:01:36.440 She could have been, like, a D1 athlete. 0.99

01:01:38.980 Because I can pull it off. 1.00

01:01:41.300 We'll find out how Rocky does.

01:01:42.480 Does anyone have anything to actually talk about?

01:01:44.260 My lemon tree's growing.

01:01:46.000 Really?

01:01:46.580 Yeah, I have a little, kind of popping up.

01:01:50.100 There's some leaves growing.

01:01:51.300 It's exciting.

01:01:51.960 So, lemons will sprout from that little plant?

01:01:53.960 Yeah, eventually, over time.

01:01:55.040 It might take a little while.

01:01:56.260 How much time?

01:01:57.200 Do you have Amara as your background? 0.52

01:02:00.380 I've actually, like, you're going to be taking care of that girl for a little while, huh? 0.99

01:02:04.400 I mean, she takes care of me financially, sexually. 0.98

01:02:07.240 Gets me views on my YouTube channel that no one would watch.

01:02:09.560 Would you say that you are simping on the regular?

01:02:13.200 No, I don't simp.

01:02:13.780 She's the simp.

01:02:14.480 We went to dinner last night.

01:02:15.340 She paid. 1.00

01:02:16.000 Who the fuck's the simp? 1.00

01:02:16.880 No, no. 1.00

01:02:17.200 I don't know, dude. 0.96

01:02:18.180 She's great.

01:02:18.700 Do you ever pay?

01:02:18.960 She's a great girl.

01:02:19.580 I do pay sometimes when we go out to fast food places.

01:02:22.040 I thought this would be funny.

01:02:23.200 I'm just kidding.

01:02:23.560 This is something I noticed.

01:02:24.520 It's some kind of visual comedy kind of thing.

01:02:26.920 Oh, nice.

01:02:29.420 Max doing something.

01:02:31.160 He's standing up.

01:02:32.260 Oh, nice.

01:02:33.060 Oh, wow.

01:02:33.980 Welcome back to Simpulsive, where we talk about how great our girlfriends are.

01:02:38.100 Simpulsive.

01:02:39.600 I actually like that.

01:02:40.460 That's very fitting.

01:02:41.200 I got two things.

01:02:43.740 NASCAR has just announced a ban on Confederate flags. 0.93

01:02:48.500 Now, that is a big. 0.97

01:02:49.880 That's cool. 0.99

01:02:50.740 It's cool and as cool as shit. 0.99

01:02:52.960 but that is a big fucking deal 0.99

01:02:55.100 because you know how many 0.99

01:02:56.960 god named redneck confederates

01:02:58.800 there are watching those cars drive around in circles 0.55

01:03:01.280 dude

01:03:01.720 ovals Danny corrected me thank you

01:03:05.160 um

01:03:05.620 wow big big shift

01:03:09.000 good on you NASCAR

01:03:10.060 took a large risk

01:03:13.000 well the marines did it first

01:03:14.440 there was confederate flags

01:03:16.960 in the marine corps

01:03:17.660 people would put their confederate flags on their trucks

01:03:20.120 when they would drive to the marine base 0.99

01:03:21.560 because obviously there's a lot of bases in the south too and and and you know what the fuck is 0.68

01:03:25.500 wrong with people i literally cannot believe that we are still having this conversation i am gonna 0.90

01:03:31.940 i am going to do devil's avocado really quickly i'm not going to stand up for the confederate

01:03:37.700 flag at all but i will say this the confederate flag regardless of of its overt nastiness is also

01:03:47.060 is also uh very ingrained in the south it's almost like a it's almost like a symbol of the south

01:03:53.680 in a way and so and so yes it's a symbol that needs to get lost but the majority like you know

01:03:58.760 there are a lot of people that flew the confederate flag that loved you know reagan and all the other

01:04:03.240 things that the south loves but weren't racist that said it does have a very very overt nastiness

01:04:09.480 to it so yeah it's a symbol rooted in uh yeah not goodness right we're at that point we are

01:04:14.480 officially at that point in time

01:04:16.540 where if you look at

01:04:18.700 your environment and you take 1.00

01:04:20.640 a fucking whiff of it 1.00

01:04:21.860 and you smell anything with a hint of racism 1.00

01:04:24.840 embedded in it, no matter 0.91

01:04:26.560 how long ago it was, get it the fuck out. 0.92

01:04:28.840 Not even a hint, but if it smells 0.98

01:04:30.720 like a racism meal,

01:04:32.760 there are some things that

01:04:34.620 can be debated. The Confederate

01:04:36.580 flag is not one of those.

01:04:37.840 Stop idolizing these things

01:04:40.500 that have a horrible moral compass

01:04:42.580 or are tied to such evilness.

01:04:47.360 Some people don't know that it is though, right?

01:04:49.480 Like if you're born and raised

01:04:50.480 and no one really talks about the racist nature of it.

01:04:53.080 People got to educate.

01:04:55.620 But then, you know, this is what's happening.

01:04:57.040 We're, you know, talking about it

01:04:58.420 so that people will become aware.

01:04:59.340 Like, oh, I didn't even know that was a symbol of,

01:05:01.340 you know, our past that was so atrocious.

01:05:03.460 Hatred.

01:05:03.900 Yeah.

01:05:04.160 These Wednesday podcasts I always find so hard.

01:05:07.300 No, they're really tough.

01:05:08.240 We had a great episode on Monday.

01:05:09.760 That's why we blow our load from the entire week.

01:05:13.560 Honestly, I'll resort again.

01:05:15.880 Yo, this is a guest-based podcast.

01:05:17.660 We need to start getting at least one guest a week.

01:05:20.280 Just one?

01:05:20.720 No, we'll go back to one a week.

01:05:22.500 Because there's a lot of people now out there that have recognized the power of these boys-only podcasts.

01:05:29.420 And I think they thoroughly enjoy them.

01:05:31.040 I've seen a ton of comments about it.

01:05:32.220 Yeah, for sure.

01:05:32.940 But until we could do guests, I think another interesting angle is Monday is fun cultural day.

01:05:39.060 Wednesday is is a deep dive into one topic for three quarters of the show we study we get involved

01:05:45.340 we figure it out and it could be cool topics it could be it doesn't have to be like all all you

01:05:49.180 know super socially driven stuff it could just be fun stuff that we want to talk about research

01:05:52.660 something that's what I'm saying anything uh one one more quick note for the person that's still

01:05:57.440 listening to this show right now because I think that's the person that this is you know applies to

01:06:02.040 spotify buy the show please uh give us a hundred million dollars or or just less just less would

01:06:11.100 be fine too if that happens i believe we will be uh uh further enthusiastic to make this a longer

01:06:21.600 show if if if our 30 episode season nets us you know i don't call 50 to 70 million we cool with

01:06:28.500 for 30 episodes i will promise this goes to an hour and a half this goes to a two-hour episode

01:06:34.220 show you know i'm not gonna make that promise i will make believe i'm promising this is gonna

01:06:37.920 go to a two-hour show how about the back catalog uh you know prior 200 episodes yeah we'll make

01:06:43.940 those we'll go back and redo every episode and make each one two hours as well if it's not already

01:06:48.540 oh i just meant like do they get that spotify yeah they already got it they already got it

01:06:53.120 but but so if you're watching this go uh to twitter and at spotify and say the following

01:06:59.420 uh at spot no fuck that use the hashtag spotify by impulsive on twitter and also start throwing

01:07:07.480 some figures out 50 to 70 is where we're comfortable but we would do as low as 45.9 0.93

01:07:12.740 million per season all right guys thank you for listening to this uh bit of a weird episode of

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 11, 2020

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