Impaulsive with Logan Paul - E193 Virtual Reality Will Ruin Your Life - IMPAULSIVE EP. 193

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00:02:12.720 I show up to this animal hospital.

00:02:15.040 My shirt's ripped. 0.95

00:02:16.140 I'm f***ing bleeding across my chest. 0.89

00:02:18.120 I'm not even in shoes. 0.96

00:02:19.280 My pants are off.

00:02:20.180 I'm sorry.

00:02:20.640 They're always above my head.

00:02:21.800 I run in.

00:02:22.540 I go, take this job!

00:02:24.480 It's an emergency. 0.97

00:02:25.560 The nurse comes running up.

00:02:26.420 She grabs it.

00:02:26.940 She runs back.

00:02:27.600 I'm like, no.

00:02:29.580 you know what are the loud noises i'm hearing every night in the backyard yo yo yo what the 0.94

00:02:40.420 fuck every night every night either gunshots or fireworks it can't be fireworks there's no 0.97

00:02:44.540 fireworks in the sky but is there like is there turf war going on outside that's what i'm saying 1.00

00:02:48.160 anarchists bro you got covid19 you got the protests you got the riots you got the looting 0.97

00:02:52.680 who knows what's happening plus you got that noise what the fuck is that every 15 20 seconds 0.98

00:02:56.420 What is that noise? 0.95

00:02:58.820 I'm over it. Welcome back to Impulse for the number one podcast

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00:03:11.020 We're doing a lot of great things. Got a lot

00:03:12.660 of momentum here at the Maverick House.

00:03:14.500 As you know, our videographer, Andre,

00:03:16.280 moved out last week. He's still

00:03:18.540 right there, though, recording this

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00:03:27.260 Doing great so far, Evan?

00:03:28.560 How do you like it?

00:03:29.020 No card.

00:03:29.740 No card?

00:03:30.880 I don't think we need one.

00:03:32.080 I think it goes right into the...

00:03:33.420 It's uploading straight to the cloud via Neuralink.

00:03:35.980 But I do appreciate your insights, though.

00:03:39.800 Nice.

00:03:42.160 Also, I should mention, I talked to my colleagues here, my talent, my castmates.

00:03:48.900 Two out of the three of us are a little on edge today.

00:03:53.380 He's one of them.

00:03:54.200 You're the other one.

00:03:54.880 I am, man.

00:03:55.480 Yeah, because, and it's because, it's because we didn't, we didn't sleep last night.

00:03:59.500 That's what I was going to say.

00:03:59.920 That's why, and I'm, I'm on night four of no sleep. 0.96

00:04:02.500 I'm, I'm fucking on edge. 0.84

00:04:04.200 Amara got her wisdom teeth pulled and she's been, you know, having a ton of pain in her 1.00

00:04:09.160 mouth.

00:04:09.460 And so, you know, at sleep time, she's not sleeping and every, you know, hour she gets

00:04:14.760 up to go to the bathroom and she's like, oh, did I wake you? 1.00

00:04:17.220 And I'm like, fuck. 0.99

00:04:18.780 And so eventually this morning at like 4am, she just went home, but it just wasn't enough. 1.00

00:04:23.040 Oh no, Mike.

00:04:24.100 Oh, he's one of the, there's that noise.

00:04:25.620 Yeah, I heard it.

00:04:26.300 It was one of the 4 a.m. leaves?

00:04:28.040 Yeah, but no, no, no.

00:04:28.600 It wasn't a fight.

00:04:29.440 No, it wasn't a fight. 0.97

00:04:30.240 She just was like, yo, I don't want to keep you up anymore.

00:04:32.300 I'm just going to leave and go home.

00:04:33.560 It was very nice. 0.98

00:04:34.140 But you were just getting home because Broly had a panic attack or some shit. 0.92

00:04:38.560 Is that why you were up? 0.91

00:04:39.580 I was wondering why. 0.99

00:04:40.220 Yeah, it's been a fucking mess. 0.99

00:04:42.220 What happened with Broly? 0.99

00:04:43.100 I want to get into it.

00:04:44.320 Before we do, I want to say, like I said, something I said about saying it.

00:04:50.840 We got a new member of the family.

00:04:52.660 We got a couple new members of the family.

00:04:55.160 So my girlfriend, Josie, loves horses.

00:04:58.360 She's wanted a horse for the longest time.

00:04:59.640 If you saw the vlog, you probably saw the vlog.

00:05:01.940 We got a horse, two horses.

00:05:03.900 And one of them is actually right over there in the garage.

00:05:07.220 Oh, my God.

00:05:08.040 Hey.

00:05:08.820 His name is Harley.

00:05:09.960 He is an absolute sweetheart.

00:05:11.160 He's super quick and a little timid.

00:05:13.740 But he's a gem.

00:05:16.100 Danny compares him to that of like his old house.

00:05:20.820 He's basically used it as a tool only.

00:05:22.760 So he knows how to ride.

00:05:25.060 He knows how to function when someone's on top of him riding him.

00:05:28.020 But he hasn't been loved properly.

00:05:30.540 So we brought him here to the Maverick house.

00:05:32.160 We're going to give him a lot of love.

00:05:33.000 And he's going to be a super great horse.

00:05:34.380 That way we're moving to my ranch later.

00:05:36.260 So for all the horse people freaking out, PETA, whatever, we're not keeping him obviously here in Encino.

00:05:41.060 We're bringing him to my 84-acre ranch, barn, stables, four stables, huge pasture to play on.

00:05:45.840 So you've got plenty of room in the back too.

00:05:47.460 Yeah, horses are currently, I hate to say this, in the back.

00:05:50.480 but you know what is a horse can we talk about that bovine creature it is the strangest thing

00:05:58.220 to just like look at a horse and be like oh yeah let me be symbiotic with you and get on your back

00:06:03.220 and we'll go places together i'm i don't get it i'm gonna tell you something right now i'm scared

00:06:07.240 of them like i like uh i find myself a little bit anxious and nervous around them and it's because

00:06:14.480 they are such a massive creature i'm i feel powerless next to them they can do whatever 0.85

00:06:18.880 they want anything i'm their bitch yeah i don't and i i don't know but you give them food so like 1.00

00:06:23.300 they kind of respect you not yet they don't they don't even know who i am bro as far as they know 0.99

00:06:27.440 i'm just a guy who's fucking you're not my dad stuck a camera in their face and brought a hot 0.99

00:06:30.860 girl to play with them yeah no but uh yeah no we're gonna we're gonna train them there again 0.99

00:06:36.100 they ride really really well like i keep having these like wet dreams about me climbing up the

00:06:42.620 mountain at the ranch on horseback okay that's fair what part does it get wet uh it's more of

00:06:48.440 just like it was more just like an exciting uh vision that i had in my head okay i didn't actually

00:06:54.320 come in my pants because you were riding horse yeah that's that'd be weird that'd be weird

00:06:59.020 we have a a history of strange wet dreams in this house remember you remember the one that we will

00:07:05.420 never speak of you want a plane right no not quite this one can't just can't ever be spoken

00:07:12.420 Every dude has that wet dream story.

00:07:14.680 You happen to have yours in Encino.

00:07:16.900 I still highly back my decision making on that story, but I'm not.

00:07:21.860 Obviously, we can't cover it.

00:07:23.180 Once again, I'm in one of those situations where we can't talk about something.

00:07:26.060 So I don't even know why I'm saying this.

00:07:27.660 No, but yeah, it's super cool.

00:07:30.080 Super exciting. 1.00

00:07:30.700 Unfortunately, fucking found out Josie's allergic to horses. 0.99

00:07:33.560 That's not even humanly possible. 0.99

00:07:36.020 Every time she goes around them, she starts sniffling and she's like,

00:07:40.220 and she's saying it's because of the hay but i think she's in denial

00:07:45.480 it could be the hay there's like hay fever right you can get that in ohio you can grow into an

00:07:52.460 allergy allergy right like the older you get you can okay because like i also get as i've gotten

00:07:59.240 older i get motion sickness now i get extreme like roller coasters loved them when i was younger

00:08:04.760 still love them but afterwards i feel like i won new york felt so nauseous like ruined my day

00:08:09.680 i can't sit in front of like a big movie screen like i can't watch tv here and sit really close 0.95

00:08:14.240 to it because when it moves so much i get like you would have lost your shit at the vr playground 0.76

00:08:20.420 where do we even start with i don't know i don't know i wish we had like an expert on the show vr 0.91

00:08:26.680 is we we've talked about this at length before i think vr is the next massive boom i think it has

00:08:34.920 been for a while uh you know all you had the weed boom and then you had or you had the crypto boom

00:08:39.940 now the weed boom and i think vr is going to be a a massive financial boom but we went to this

00:08:45.720 virtual reality place yesterday in santa monica we got we got kind of first access to it before

00:08:50.680 they open up to the public full-on immersive virtual reality experience where you have

00:08:55.660 the headset you have the the noise canceling headphones that just provide you immersive

00:09:01.120 sound from the experience and you're in this massive room that you do not get to see until

00:09:05.240 after the experience is over that's lined with that's lined with sensors all around the room

00:09:09.440 it's massive i said massive probably 15 times it was like 80 by 50 foot big room and you go in

00:09:17.280 there and you have a pack on your back which is the the cpu the computer unit you've got sensors

00:09:21.440 on your hands and feet and then and then when you get in there they hand you a a weapon which is

00:09:27.080 which is uh which is an assault rifle at times you can change it into a gatling gun a chainsaw

00:09:32.980 for zombies a sniper rifle and like i didn't really know what to expect going into it me and 0.95

00:09:39.160 him you know i had talked about vr a ton in the past and i'm like yo this this shit's gonna be 0.96

00:09:42.480 cool once it once it happens blown blown away yeah i mean dude coolest thing in the world 0.93

00:09:47.620 it is one of the coolest experiences i've ever done the gun the gun that we were using recoils

00:09:53.760 dude what do it so it really feels like you're shooting a gun and oh my god it's so weird because

00:10:00.420 in this place there's two uh it's it's an open uh space minus two cement columns that just hold

00:10:06.560 the building up but the the program is programmed with obviously like spaces and walls so it

00:10:12.600 recognizes like the space you're in yo we're sprinting around this place and in the game again

00:10:16.960 we see the pillar yeah and in real life we're running around we can't see anything in real

00:10:21.620 like but we're missing the pillar by like two inches very close so precise yeah you run around

00:10:26.740 a pit like million actually my boxing coach who connected us to the people there um was playing 0.86

00:10:32.280 and he got fucked up bro he accidentally ran into a wall bad nose up uh had to stop playing 0.81

00:10:38.780 like crazy yeah because he tripped it's i mean i'll be honest it's kind of it's kind of dangerous 0.98

00:10:44.840 does it like totally disorient you or are you like oh okay you know that you're in this i don't know

00:10:49.980 i don't get it when you walk out of there yeah you i think the more time you spend in it and i

00:10:56.140 say this uh holistically in your life the more hours you spend in there the the less you will

00:11:02.980 know the difference between where you are which i mean when we walked out of their walls we weren't

00:11:08.100 sure yeah like for but but since we only played for a couple hours it was only for 15 minutes

00:11:12.400 but when you start spending hundreds of man hours inside that program i guarantee you similar to

00:11:19.480 what we've seen in movies you will start to be able to tell less and less about the difference

00:11:23.160 it is so it is so realistic there's there's multiple different game types we played one

00:11:28.840 where it's team versus team and so it was him and josie versus me and amara and and hayden somehow

00:11:34.560 we got hayden as well shout out hayden which was probably a dog no he's a he's a dog he's great

00:11:38.800 strategy of course he strategizes i look up someone sniping me from the roof so there's

00:11:43.220 there's in the game there's an you you go into an elevator and you push a button and elevate you

00:11:48.580 above the map and then you pull out the sniper rifle and you snipe down at other people on the

00:11:52.640 same level right yeah so so that's what i think that's where i think the motion sickness comes

00:11:57.340 from because in the game check us out in the game and everything you see you're walking downstairs

00:12:02.540 yeah in real life you're walking on a flat surface okay a one level surface in the game you go up an

00:12:08.400 elevator in real life you're not going anywhere you're just standing so your mind is telling you

00:12:11.580 that you're either going up or down but you're but you're because you think about when you're

00:12:16.100 walking down somewhere you're bending your knees a certain way so you're doing that but you're

00:12:19.960 not actually going uh up or down it's it's fascinating and i think the only reason this

00:12:26.220 isn't already currently like the biggest industry in the world is because the tech has simply not

00:12:30.400 caught up to the it's getting close it's getting close like we and and him bringing that up is

00:12:35.500 funny because ironically the best part of the day was when the tech breaks down so so so i'll be

00:12:43.140 looking at logan and he's normally like a a halo style paratrooper with the mask on and the gun

00:12:48.360 and out of nowhere his hands will be coming out of the sides of his out of the sides of his head

00:12:52.660 and for some reason this particular system we played on yesterday has difficulty detecting

00:12:58.420 this the minute differences in height of humans and i think if you fall under a certain height

00:13:03.280 it turns you into a child so both amara and david were little pint-sized humans and and it was we

00:13:11.340 were just crying i mean there were parts of it where i was just crying laughing we've laughed

00:13:15.120 in a while in a long time but but overall i mean with the the last game we played was a zombie

00:13:20.540 experience where you have to uh escape from a from a rooftop and it brings you through the

00:13:25.500 entire building and then you get back to the roof and you have to get a chopper but the zombies take

00:13:28.920 it over and you have to you have to strategize what what ammo you want to use because if you

00:13:33.600 run out of gatling gun ammo and you get a horde you're in trouble but very very cool very realistic

00:13:38.800 stuff and and the one point i kept falling back on was the financial boom for that sector will be

00:13:46.720 one when the tech is gets perfected and then two and this will be the big one when they move it

00:13:52.820 into the adult space as soon as as soon as these guys create an immersive experience

00:13:58.580 where a fat bald man not too far from myself can walk into a bar and pick up the hottest girl in

00:14:09.500 the bar and if the and if the cpu guy next to him says hey that's my girlfriend he can he can 0.98

00:14:13.660 fucking crack his skull with a bottle up in the game exactly imagine imagine the power that you 0.99

00:14:19.440 feel you'll have which you can just beat the shit out of the guy that's trying to get the girl you're 1.00

00:14:23.060 gonna get and then you go you bring the girl to the bathroom and i think what they'll do is 0.99

00:14:27.340 Eventually, they'll set it up somehow through some sort of automation where then they will join a physical unit that you can attach to your penis once it's erect or someone on the staff of the place can do it for you or something. 0.87

00:14:42.340 I don't know what it's going to be exactly. 0.66

00:14:43.940 So when you bring that girl into the bathroom, that CPU girl that doesn't actually exist and she starts giving you head, it lines up simultaneously with the program.

00:14:53.200 and now you're getting head in a program

00:14:55.260 with an actual result of you coming in real life.

00:14:58.080 I know this sounds crazy.

00:15:00.520 Yeah.

00:15:01.160 But he is so right.

00:15:02.400 Oh, yeah.

00:15:02.780 Give him some stats in the porn industry, Mike.

00:15:05.280 The last time I checked,

00:15:07.300 the porn industry was a $90 billion annual industry.

00:15:11.880 So the-

00:15:12.100 Are they not following the money right now?

00:15:13.180 And Logan will pull up what it is now,

00:15:14.820 but that beats out NFL, NBA, and MLB combined

00:15:18.920 the league's annual revenues.

00:15:20.780 revenues annual revenue estimates um as high as 97 billion dollars 97 billion dollar yo yo 0.97

00:15:27.820 i mean this game makes you feel like the fucking man oh my god when i'm out here just 0.98

00:15:34.440 fucking copping zombies i'm john wick my gun's sideways i'm walking i'm hip firing just 0.99

00:15:40.020 my dick has never felt bigger i mean you can ask mike it's amazing i literally walk different in 0.99

00:15:48.300 the game it's funny and somehow still pulled the highest accuracy rate even with all the hip fire 0.98

00:15:55.860 going on but it's but it's it's i think it's gonna get wild once they once they shift over

00:16:01.200 and obviously the the money to research and develop is there and so um yeah i mean it's

00:16:07.700 perfecting the tech getting new adult but i think if you if you think back to inception

00:16:11.760 the movie inception yeah that moment where they go down to that uh basement all the people are

00:16:18.000 hooked up to the machine and he says um you know without this they don't dream anymore this is the

00:16:24.740 only way they dream now and i think virtual or vr is going to have those massive impacts on people's

00:16:31.040 lives where they get so tied into that system that they're unable to find joy and happiness

00:16:36.380 in everyday life i mean we see it we see a sliver of it right here yeah we're cyborgs right now

00:16:41.200 because of that the only saving grace because i agree i i nine thousand percent uh know that this 0.99

00:16:47.440 is going to absolutely ruin people's lives you why would you live in this fuckery if you could 1.00

00:16:52.780 go in a game and kill zombies and fuck girls and be the man and the coolest person on the planet 1.00

00:16:56.160 fuck a real life it is so sick in there but i think the saving grace is if they can keep it 1.00

00:17:02.240 active the fact that we were running around like really running around like i was sweating we were 0.99

00:17:06.120 all hot the room is cold because they're they're where the people are like working out until you

00:17:10.700 get close to a fire where they'll hit you with a heat wave wow yeah they put sense yes they'll put

00:17:15.580 like aromas smells everything everything they'll put they'll put props there that you can like

00:17:21.920 when you get onto a rooftop the breeze picks up in the room and you feel like you're i mean it's

00:17:27.100 it's bro it's crazy as long as they keep it active though it which it'll never happen they'll find

00:17:32.900 i mean they'll find a way for people lazy people to just sit down and like go like this and press

00:17:36.860 a button and there's a black mirror episode kind of like absolutely one of my favorites

00:17:39.880 striking vipers it's called uh uss callister i think oh yeah yeah yeah yeah striking vipers

00:17:45.380 oh yo that too oh where uh where they're on the ship yeah and the guy on the spaceship puts a

00:17:50.300 little uh neural link on his head and he's and he's in the game he just thinks about what he

00:17:54.160 has to do but i think what people i mean what what do what do inventions what what does tech do

00:18:00.340 it solves problem the problem of like yo my real life is boring and i and i'm i kind of don't want

00:18:05.940 to like do anything if you can get in this game sit back and do nothing people people's lives

00:18:11.960 will be ruined people be so addicted to this fantasy land that just isn't real life so as

00:18:16.940 cool as it is i also we're also so aware of how dangerous yeah sure could they like or yeah could

00:18:21.700 they like take you to a beach or a mountain forest or anything whatever you want whatever you want

00:18:26.420 i mean that would be great you know if you could just sit there and sip a pina colada on the beach

00:18:31.060 like that's what i'm saying why why would you not do that all the time it's coming it really is

00:18:35.980 probably because you'd have to like if you get a personal system you'd have to maintain it and

00:18:40.180 uh you know like have money to spend on your virtual reality machine like think like think

00:18:46.180 about if you go to if you go to the bar in in you know call in 20 years and you order you order a

00:18:53.200 virtual shot of your favorite drink you could have a suit on that gives you a quick prick of that

00:18:58.480 level of alcohol and so you don't so like you take the shot in your arm you start to feel a

00:19:04.280 little woozy now you're actually drunk in real life so it's all meshing all those experiences

00:19:09.040 i guarantee you i we talk about like these as concepts and ideas yeah we are always 25 years 0.95

00:19:15.500 behind on tech on the good on the real tech somebody's working on this shit right now as 0.99

00:19:19.560 we speak in 20 years you are going to be vr fucking some supermodel regardless of if you're 0.99

00:19:26.240 actually able to get your dick hard in real life it's it's gonna be a what it's actually all going 0.99

00:19:31.540 to happen and it's going to happen sooner than we think i'm telling you it's we're probably 15 to 20 0.99

00:19:35.360 years off tech perfection on this shit tech perfection yeah you just put on a suit motion 0.98

00:19:39.460 sensors everywhere you're literally in the game your hands aren't coming out of your head 0.99

00:19:42.220 mike's character in the third game this is the funniest shit we were all shooting zombies sick 0.97

00:19:48.040 halo outfits master chief status and mike's character is walking around like this chest out 0.96

00:19:53.260 I'm like, what's wrong with you?

00:19:55.960 Sometimes a gun comes out of his head.

00:19:59.460 No, I thought you were going to say the best part was since I have size 13 feet and, you know, the foot sensors have to go around your foot.

00:20:07.920 I pulled one of the loops too tight on it and my foot sensor popped off.

00:20:11.600 And so in the game, I had one leg.

00:20:13.300 My leg fell off.

00:20:14.660 And so for the remainder of the zombie game, I was walking around.

00:20:18.520 At first when it popped off

00:20:21.560 We were in an elevator

00:20:22.920 And my leg got stuck in the ceiling

00:20:24.880 Like that's the stuff

00:20:26.500 When you see that stuff

00:20:27.620 And you're in it

00:20:28.280 Even though you're facing

00:20:29.680 Hordes of zombies

00:20:30.460 The whole

00:20:30.920 Zombies the whole squad

00:20:32.120 Is dying laughing

00:20:33.080 Because nobody can focus

00:20:34.860 Not to mention last thing

00:20:36.180 Before I do my ad read

00:20:37.320 You can imagine 1.00

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00:20:40.120 If you're not playing the game 1.00

00:20:41.380 Like people watching 1.00

00:20:42.220 Four idiots running around 1.00

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00:20:44.800 Just like ridiculous 0.96

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00:20:49.280 Full-grown men 1.00

00:20:50.440 Easiest way to explain is

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00:20:53.380 But for people watching this

00:20:54.640 Have you ever seen a

00:20:55.700 Silent disco

00:20:57.720 That you're not a part of

00:20:59.600 And you just have a bunch of people

00:21:00.940 Dance like

00:21:01.280 With their headphones on

00:21:05.200 And you're just watching

00:21:05.800 And you're like 1.00

00:21:06.060 What the fuck is going on 0.99

00:21:07.280 And they're all singing 1.00

00:21:08.080 Singing

00:21:08.880 Yeah

00:21:09.960 Alright well listen

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00:22:00.620 smoother ones i honestly think actually sometimes when i'm a little pissed and sort of like tired

00:22:06.280 i do better remember when we used to do shows hungover and we were like these are the best

00:22:10.300 easily the best shows which now i think we've mastered the sober ones i think maybe we just

00:22:14.780 used to do so many hungover

00:22:16.680 and most of our shows are good that we were

00:22:18.700 like, wow, weird. Like, statistically

00:22:20.280 it's an excuse to

00:22:22.020 be hungover. Yeah.

00:22:24.320 I hate drinking. I got hungover the other day

00:22:26.720 and I... Wait, wait, wait, what?

00:22:28.520 I got hungover the other day. I was on vacation. Hit him.

00:22:30.980 Hit him. What's going on? Hit him, man. 1.00

00:22:32.520 Where'd you go on vacation? The other day. 0.96

00:22:34.820 Where'd you go? Yeah, where'd you go?

00:22:36.640 Just for context, vacations, the ranch

00:22:38.780 and Coachella, he's allowed to drink.

00:22:40.640 Other times, 2020, sober.

00:22:42.600 Let's talk about it. Where'd you go?

00:22:44.780 vacation we went to a restaurant where was that uh uh beverly hills

00:22:52.520 and you were hung over after going to the restaurant yeah i was on vacation

00:22:59.700 what part about it was a vacation uh all right well so because i thought i i know what you're

00:23:05.980 thinking yeah yeah and i thought the same thing as you i was like i was like vacation right well

00:23:10.580 let's look it up okay look it up the fine the fine vacation so check it out uh an extended

00:23:16.500 period of leisure and recreation especially one spent away from home or in traveling so i wasn't

00:23:21.900 home and i was it was recreational so yeah i took it this is this is where like the logical logan

00:23:30.160 paul sucks like oh let me find the one loophole in my entire disciplinary like act on myself to 0.96

00:23:37.420 make it okay for me to drink one night that sucks man i'm whatever like drink a drink but 1.00

00:23:41.940 come on he doesn't even like it he's so easily he's so easily swayed bro oh we were at it we 0.62

00:23:48.240 were at dinner and uh when because i went on vacation with him to beverly hills and we're

00:23:53.120 of course i'm not drinking all 2020 so unless i find a problem with the mayan calendar and say 0.77

00:23:58.700 it's not actually 2020 i ain't fucking drinking so i'm still going strong but we're at this dinner 0.87

00:24:03.280 and dude this kid hates going out he doesn't want to go out after dinner he loves dinner's cool we 0.89

00:24:08.800 get to eat we hang out for a little bit but then you know josie josie's she's um has a lot of

00:24:13.880 friends here like she likes to go out and and she's a social butterfly and so she was like you

00:24:19.040 know oh there's this party happening at nice guy tonight uh everybody's gonna be there hissom 0.91

00:24:25.100 flim goy i'm like yo you just named three names that aren't even fucking names you know very well 0.90

00:24:31.920 that nut catery gerb gerb the whole squad hissom which is like the sound of snake makes like i'm 0.96

00:24:39.400 just like what are you saying and so she's like yeah man everybody's going i look at amara and 0.97

00:24:43.380 amara is the exact opposite of josie no no neither way is right like whatever you want to be i'm not

00:24:48.500 i'm not passing a judgment but she's the exact opposite i look at amara and amara's just like

00:24:51.980 this bring me home give me a big tt that's what she calls that big tt after she eats a lot

00:24:58.920 and some ice cream i want to lay on the couch and watch movies wait like t actual tt like a t-shirt 0.98

00:25:03.880 a big i want to put on a t-shirt the biggest t-shirt you can find and so that's what she

00:25:07.840 wants to do but uh he's obviously an incredible boyfriend very you know giving to his his lover

00:25:15.100 say i also wanted to go out oh you did that night okay okay like i haven't been out in so long

00:25:19.920 like i really do miss uh being social yeah and this it was nice i wanted to go i wanted to go

00:25:25.540 Cause when I first got you there, when we were dropping you off, I was like, I was like,

00:25:29.620 you know, we're just going to go home, you know, kick it watching TV.

00:25:32.820 I mean, you guys could smoke out of the Rick and Morty bong.

00:25:34.800 I just bought you and you, I saw your eyes lighting up and then Josie was like, come

00:25:38.460 on, Logan, let's go in.

00:25:39.700 Cause I also find as I'm growing up, like I'm, I'm, I'm becoming more of an introvert.

00:25:44.580 I think I just think like, uh, as you get older, you can pinpoint the things you want

00:25:49.200 in life and being able to do that has made me realize also what I don't want.

00:25:53.680 and although i did this particularly i did i did want to go out but i mean you all know this our

00:25:57.900 circle's really tight our circle's one of the tightest i think in la absolutely like talk to

00:26:02.240 talk to any tiktok house vlog group uh friends online most of them are dysfunctional like in

00:26:09.860 real life uh spoiler alert some these people have beef within the group um and it doesn't always

00:26:17.880 it's not always a well-oiled machine ours ours is yeah like we really like each other and so 0.59

00:26:23.360 i'm not always looking for like like jake said no new friends type shit i'm not on the wave but

00:26:28.900 also no new friends yep so i tend to stay inside if given the opportunity we've been like also

00:26:35.180 trapped inside for three months so you have to imagine that some sort of conditioning has happened

00:26:38.660 where you're not like wanting to go out it's so true that's such a good point at all because you

00:26:43.460 know you know i used to be obsessed with it i would be out at hide every night you know doing

00:26:47.380 that whole thing you go even when you weren't drinking a hundred percent because i was i was

00:26:51.100 literally addicted to it i felt addicted to it like we would go to dinner and people would be 0.97

00:26:54.220 like yo hide's gonna pop off after this man fucking uh uh ghost of the gram got 52 bottles 0.99

00:27:00.720 of ace coming out and i'll just be like damn ghost of the gram's gonna be there i gotta fucking go 0.99

00:27:06.320 dude i'll be like damn i wonder who's gonna be there but why would i wonder because the same 0.99

00:27:10.540 fucking people every fucking time and you're just standing against the wall you're sweating you're 0.99

00:27:15.260 like this is so fucking fun until you step back and realize it's not at all i'm surprised i'm not 1.00

00:27:20.840 surprised that you like to go out but i thought you'd get your partying out of the way but i'm 0.96

00:27:25.280 always like okay logan still has a lot of partying to go to i did all mine in college you know like

00:27:29.660 i got mine out of the way right but you never went you went to college you never partied in

00:27:33.240 college that's like when you have your not only that party time i didn't party in college i didn't

00:27:37.780 party the first three years in la i was like no party no drink no uh no smoking i just like head

00:27:45.000 down and so now i'm like i'm pretty comfortable and i'm also really big on uh balancing

00:27:50.340 work and play like i really like balance is huge if i don't if i don't uh recover rest have a little

00:27:56.820 fun here and there i will implode yeah i mean i say this all the time it's just like i i i like

00:28:03.220 i like being able to work hard and play hard and i do yeah and i think i think the way you've

00:28:09.800 started playing has been much more uh helpful in your in your career similar similar to similarly

00:28:17.580 to how it has for mine like it is no uh anomaly or random situation that people are making videos

00:28:25.560 about how you're going to be the most successful person in the entire world ever you know like 0.60

00:28:29.600 like like this year because of our decision to stop fucking around even more importantly

00:28:36.200 to get seven eight hours of sleep a night you know that's like the biggest part 100 percent 0.64

00:28:41.900 you guys go out you go out until 4 a.m and then you go to the after party and then you get home

00:28:46.500 at seven or eight. I mean, not always, but you know, like that's typically what happens. And

00:28:50.680 then you're screwed for the next two days. Then you wake up on Monday and you're like, wow, 0.63

00:28:53.520 my life sucks. I always said that it was never the hangover that was messing me up. It was the

00:28:59.340 lack of sleep. Like it was, it was the fact that I was getting two, three, four hours of sleep a

00:29:03.700 night. Now when I get my eight hours of sleep or nine or seven or whatever, I wake up, my anxiety

00:29:09.140 is, is reduced. I'm ready to get the day done exercise at the end of a long day, still have

00:29:14.620 the energy for that and everything's is moving you know as it should be but um not blacked out

00:29:19.100 on a tuesday yeah it's it's yeah exactly the hangovers fuck me up i'm not some people just

00:29:24.200 aren't good with them jake's not good with them either like i'm almost crippled for the entire 0.76

00:29:27.880 day do you do any like hangover prevention the night before or do you just like i do this this

00:29:32.240 night wasn't uh so crazy crazy yeah like normally i'll do like two shots full uh bottle of water

00:29:39.400 two shots full bottle of water we got kind of sidetracked josey and i were dancing i like

00:29:43.460 dancing yeah you know she likes dancing we're dancing if you could do one water per drink

00:29:48.920 you you probably can eliminate a hangover the next day you you you might be like i always wake

00:29:54.920 up that much though yeah but you haven't been drinking that's why five six shots though but i 1.00

00:29:59.040 shouldn't i should not have been hungover i'm a bitch but to be honest i'm a pussy 1.00

00:30:01.960 well you're back you just got back into it too your tolerance is extremely low when you take i 0.99

00:30:07.180 mean when you take a decent amount of time off you're lightweight it's not a problem not a bad

00:30:11.420 thing save money save time you know i hate to upset the you know the red solo cup drinking

00:30:17.380 you know tailgaters that watch the show because i know there are a lot of them shout out to those

00:30:21.520 people like i've been one my whole life this is just yeah like this is just the new you know i 0.60

00:30:27.280 don't i don't try to tell people how to fucking live this is just who i am now and how i how i 0.84

00:30:31.320 how i choose to live my life you're a best-selling author dude like when you walk in a room people 0.97

00:30:35.000 look at you you're not you're not you're not the drug addict anymore you're not the the social

00:30:39.100 media star i mean you are but you're primarily a best-selling author how many copies of books

00:30:44.760 sold 50 thousands and thousands it's honestly like i i it's been a shock to me to see it all

00:30:51.760 over the world that's been the craziest thing i think on your story just posted on my story

00:30:55.260 every time someone tags it in in portugal iceland turkey dubai malaysia like how is this book getting

00:31:03.440 to those countries and the people are finding so much uh they just find it exciting like either

00:31:08.160 Some people are reading it for that hope because they need it,

00:31:10.260 and other people are just reading it saying,

00:31:11.480 yo, this is a screenplay for a movie, which it is.

00:31:13.720 It's not a book. 1.00

00:31:14.980 This should be a fucking movie. 0.99

00:31:16.460 It's so action-packed, so intense, 0.99

00:31:18.200 and the thought has to be like, 0.99

00:31:19.440 how the fuck did you even live? 0.99

00:31:21.960 We've obviously talked enough about it. 0.98

00:31:23.000 What if you made a VR experience of your book?

00:31:26.040 No, absolutely not, dude. 0.99

00:31:27.000 I don't want anybody else to go through that shit at all. 0.99

00:31:29.960 It'd be tragic. 0.99

00:31:31.060 It'd be a crash course in addiction.

00:31:33.120 Speaking of crash courses,

00:31:34.560 and also the new uh going out trend that is happening got some bad news huh some bad news

00:31:42.640 coming in from arizona and and this is right on the heels of me you know bringing up the people

00:31:47.320 that had called the uh coronavirus a political hoax arizona cases are skyrocketing right now

00:31:53.440 um and and you know i don't the coronavirus outbreak in arizona is going very badly

00:31:58.900 40 this is business insider the exact accelerating spread of covet 19 is caused primarily by the

00:32:04.820 virus is directly related to the state's easing of coronavirus restrictions 25 states in puerto

00:32:10.280 rico have seen infections increased by at least 10 in the past two weeks and so i saw a stat

00:32:15.060 yesterday that they are actually growing at a at a rate that is three times what new york state was

00:32:21.460 growing at on the initial wave which was the hardest hit state in the country and so you know 0.97

00:32:25.680 I think I made some, some lighthearted humor about the people who called it a hoax on a couple episodes ago, but this is no fucking joke, dude.

00:32:32.440 Like we're, we, you know, Trump has obviously talked a lot about how the, the democratic states have been hit the hardest and all, all of this, you know, political agenda that has, and not just him on both sides, but all the political agenda that has happened around the coronavirus.

00:32:49.840 when in reality i don't want to hear from donald trump i don't want to hear from any pundits on 0.97

00:32:55.460 this shit i want to hear from the doctors who have the statistics since day one i don't care 0.99

00:32:59.700 what anybody else has to say about i don't believe there's a political gain to be had by a doctor 0.99

00:33:04.360 reporting the statistics and this does not look pretty we've seen arizona which is where jake was

00:33:09.080 which is where the partying has already kicked off you can go to you know uh massive festivals

00:33:14.080 there right now bars are all open met no mass required and we're now seeing the consequences

00:33:18.800 of that action that's insane it's the second wave which is supposed to be way worse i read comments

00:33:24.520 people call me crazy when i said there's gonna be a second wave how could it makes perfect sense 0.99

00:33:28.820 how could there not be a fucking second wave to be an idiot especially because and i i hate to do 0.99

00:33:33.820 this we have not been given in grace with good leadership and i literally i seriously think we're 1.00

00:33:41.320 running around like chicken with chickens with our head cut absolutely we have no idea what to do we

00:33:45.440 have no idea how it spreads we have no idea how to stop it um and the and the idea is we do get

00:33:49.860 to stop it and this is a this is a sideline point trump was touting hydro hydroxychloroquine

00:33:57.060 hydroxychloroquine which is uh what was it the malaria drug i can't remember he uh authorized

00:34:03.320 a federal or an executive order to to speed up production of this drug and the fda just revoked 0.67

00:34:08.840 it and said this drug doesn't do shit to fucking help you at all that ain't one of the ones you 0.99

00:34:14.100 just like fuck around because it fucks you up yeah it could fuck you up and so the feds halted 0.99

00:34:18.980 the emergency use of coronavirus drug so you got and i once again i don't want to blame just trump 1.00

00:34:24.040 but you've got one person saying one thing then the doctor saying that ain't true and then a state 0.78

00:34:29.300 governor says fuck this we're reopening then the state goes under it is a mess just like everything 0.96

00:34:34.340 that's been happening with the other problem in the country it's just unorganized disaster i have 0.99

00:34:38.800 question yes sir do you think uh as the leaders as the authorities of this country do you think 0.99

00:34:46.460 their action plan is uh like knowing knowing that they know nothing about this they don't know shit 0.98

00:34:53.820 about shit and they aren't sure how it spreads what the best course of action is knowing that 0.98

00:34:58.900 which they do we we don't we're like finding out now that like the people we're listening to 0.99

00:35:02.160 actually don't know anything yep they thought it would be a better idea to just tell us information

00:35:08.420 that may or may not be true versus saying we're unsure of this let's handle it with caution and

00:35:14.160 then proceed accordingly one thousand one so they'll just make up just to get some people

00:35:19.180 believing in doing something there is never in my life that i can remember ever been a time

00:35:25.120 where people were in such a rush to be right about anything whether it's trump whether it's

00:35:32.800 the government whether it's the feds whether it's whoever it is everybody wants to be right

00:35:38.440 and people will go extraordinary lengths right now to not be wrong trump got this wrong this

00:35:46.160 drug ain't gonna work ain't gonna work but do you think he's in a rush to talk about the fact that

00:35:51.280 he got this wrong hell no he's gonna try what he'll try to do now is be right about something 0.55

00:35:56.360 else real quick it's a it's a fucking messy place that we're in in social media uh amplifies it 0.97

00:36:03.820 yeah because he could so quickly tweet hey he might have got information about hydroxychloroquine 0.93

00:36:09.200 chloroquine chloroquine chloroquine chloroquine from from one person yo uh we just got some

00:36:15.680 independent reports back this drug is actually killing the coronavirus he might go open twitter

00:36:19.900 i have found the solve for this disease boom boom that quickly because he's in such a rush to be

00:36:26.540 right just like so many other people no one's fact checking no one's doing the research i mean

00:36:30.780 again that's the hard stuff how do you actually find the the things that work and how do you get

00:36:35.160 that information to someone that can share the information to publicize it to the entire world 0.68

00:36:39.060 like it's a long process bro gen z millennials we getting frustrated we getting real fucking fed up 0.98

00:36:47.340 with this shit because we know how to do those things right like you see you see something 0.94

00:36:51.580 online you're like i don't know if that's true and then you can look look it up on google really 0.99

00:36:55.900 fast to find out if it's true we know how to do that like yeah with ourselves still grain of salt

00:36:59.780 anything on the internet i'm just saying no for sure it is it is getting frustrating people want

00:37:05.700 to go out people want to shake hands people want to give give hugs i see people who won't uh touch

00:37:10.140 me look at me let alone touch me yeah i see people who will shake my hand and refuse to wear a mask

00:37:15.800 disorganized um unsure uncertainty but it's scary it's been so messy too because like you would

00:37:26.160 think okay we've got a deadly disease out there that's kill it now killed over you know 100 is it

00:37:32.160 200 000 people now i can't remember but over 100 000 people at least would the would the right

00:37:37.360 thing to do be to err on the side of caution at least individually i i understand that uh the

00:37:45.120 individual states and the federal government wants to reopen because we are we are taking a pounding

00:37:49.280 as is the rest of the world but but from an individual standpoint i would assume people

00:37:56.920 would everybody would want to exercise you know caution air on the side of caution and this this

00:38:01.560 even goes against me i got i got pictured walking down the street without a mask on the way to catch

00:38:06.440 the other night and you know given there was no one around us it was a straight shot into the

00:38:11.240 restaurant we put our masks on as soon as we got in which was required of us but i mean maybe i i

00:38:16.640 i don't know that's the thing like should i have a mask on right now you looked great in the picture

00:38:20.660 though i looked like i was ready to suck is there is anything gonna happen between the car and the

00:38:24.980 front door that someone opens for you i don't know like are you breathing in air why why look at that 0.69

00:38:29.380 you guys are on the internet why does my face look like that man like look at all three you guys look 1.00

00:38:34.040 so good and i like you could put a dick right in it what i think you even have your tongue in your 0.98

00:38:39.040 cheek too i think you should do that for all your paparazzi photos yeah like just make that face like 0.99

00:38:43.820 you're constantly saying like whenever you walk by the paparazzi just do this oh your face looks

00:38:49.320 slim mike you've been uh doing something i've been trying to do better i mean i bought a new

00:38:52.380 bike i've been riding that but yeah i mean see and and and logan was the only one with the uh 0.95

00:38:56.800 with the fucking mask on that is so weird how the fucking tables have turned 0.95

00:39:01.120 the internet's golden boy wow yo that's i feel good man i feel good you didn't have the maverick 1.00

00:39:08.520 logo on the outside bro i flipped what happened i flipped it why anytime i go out in public and

00:39:15.920 uh i am in contention for any controversy i.e not wearing a mask i don't want it to be tied

00:39:23.660 to my brand i don't want i just like any and that's my anytime i any say something went wrong

00:39:30.500 and i have a maverick logo plastered on my face i don't know yeah say he got in trouble for not

00:39:34.640 wearing a mask yeah and it's like oh his whole crew and there's the maverick logo like i just 0.85

00:39:38.620 keep that this brand us this camp everything is in such good fucking shape right now how's the 0.73

00:39:43.520 maverick club doing phenomenal yeah and it's the greatest thing of my life really it is i swear to 0.81

00:39:48.300 god i so i'm lucky that i'm a creator who actually really does truly appreciate his fans like if you

00:39:53.820 ever met me in real life it's not it's not like fan meets star it's like homie meets homie what's

00:39:59.240 good yo let's take a pic how you doing yeah you're happy legit like legit like i i love the beginning

00:40:03.800 i love these people and i always have so this club when i say to people this is truly like an

00:40:08.340 intimate special curated experience yeah not only is it intimate because i'm giving you 100 of me

00:40:14.320 but it is curated i'm i'm shaping an experience for the members to really get what it's worth

00:40:21.960 it's 20 bucks a month it's a subscription service mark my words this will be a model that um a

00:40:26.940 hundreds of other YouTubers will copy

00:40:29.820 because it's very smart.

00:40:32.660 Does it feel good to get the content out?

00:40:35.200 Like the stuff that you don't get to use?

00:40:36.640 That's another thing.

00:40:38.020 So as a creator,

00:40:39.340 it's frustrating to me

00:40:40.220 when I can't put something on YouTube

00:40:41.220 because I'm like,

00:40:41.720 oh, this might get backlash.

00:40:43.700 This might be perceived wrong.

00:40:44.800 I can't say this.

00:40:45.480 I can't be drunk or high on YouTube.

00:40:47.100 No, on the Maverick Club, I can't

00:40:48.420 because I know there's,

00:40:49.340 I'm not gonna say the number,

00:40:50.460 X amount of people watching

00:40:51.620 who only give thumbs up.

00:40:53.500 There's no negative feedback.

00:40:54.780 It's a community.

00:40:55.440 It's a family.

00:40:55.920 I write the emails to the people at the end of each week.

00:40:59.440 I'm giving extensive rounds of notes on the exclusive content.

00:41:04.700 And it's just a really good place.

00:41:07.660 And I know this is going to sound funny.

00:41:09.000 It's a really good place to be an artist and be a creator and just be me and connect with the people who appreciate me the most.

00:41:15.880 And I love it.

00:41:17.900 Also, the horses.

00:41:20.260 Everything we do in our real life, I try to make it special for the Maverick Club.

00:41:24.300 we're gonna bring out a member to come ride the horses with us at the ranch amazing cool as well

00:41:29.140 as uh i think we're gonna do like a rollerblading biking trip down santa monica pier yeah like with

00:41:34.720 a group of people we'll be doing like two facetime calls a day and uh as well as the challenger

00:41:39.780 giveaway the ten thousand dollar giveaway the dinner which i think we're having next week

00:41:43.200 um it's just like a really fucking cool thing and it's cool to once again be innovating this space

00:41:49.820 in a way that uh i haven't seen anyone do just yet if you're not a part of the maverick club by 0.58

00:41:54.780 the way i i'm not kidding you it's one of the fucking coolest things i've ever done if you 0.99

00:41:58.440 fuck with us if you fuck with this crew please join no i don't please join i i i am recommending 0.99

00:42:02.840 10 out of 10 would recommend join uh go to maverickclothing.com scroll scroll to the bottom 1.00

00:42:07.060 you'll see a maverick club membership i uh i have something to say i was just oh is it maverick

00:42:13.200 club related no i was just gonna throw in really quickly just just in light of the giveaways of it

00:42:18.920 it's almost like i mean you could there's so much stuff being given away in that thing what

00:42:23.160 what are you up to now are you doing 10 000 a month i've uh i've i've so 10 000 a month

00:42:27.940 the challenger retail 60 more car more 10 000 bucks yep and then more car the horse the rainbow

00:42:33.980 horse that i think that i bought for 8k and probably could sell probably i bet i could get

00:42:38.000 20 30k out of it really because it's yours hand painted yep and then uh the horses the uh there's

00:42:44.460 one more thing like a horse riding experience yeah no no not that i just mean like the stuff

00:42:48.900 you actually get like we're gonna get we're gonna start moving towards crazier cars too it's in it's

00:42:53.060 in the on the roadmap i mean it's it's almost like just as a almost as like a pay to enter type thing 0.66

00:42:58.520 just that alone is is the fucking value bro i was afraid when i started it you know there's 0.79

00:43:03.920 like the commentary youtubers who like will laugh and make fun of your ideas or your endeavors 0.94

00:43:08.720 on their screen i was so afraid like when like when jake did uh financial freedom movement i 0.97

00:43:14.400 I mean, obviously, like, I'm comparing apples to fucking shoes. 0.98

00:43:17.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:18.160 But you can compare fruits.

00:43:20.560 Absolutely, yeah. 1.00

00:43:21.200 But, you know, someone always has some shit to say. 0.99

00:43:24.280 And everything I've seen about the Mavic Club is like, yo, this is actually a good deal. 0.99

00:43:27.020 For people who don't even like me. 1.00

00:43:28.400 Like, yo, this is actually a good deal. 0.94

00:43:29.520 I'm like, damn, I think we did. 0.91

00:43:30.820 Dude, we've actually been in trouble on the business side of it because I think we underpriced it, to be honest. 0.98

00:43:37.620 Luke is calling me right now.

00:43:39.700 He's probably got some questions for you.

00:43:41.400 Should you just take it?

00:43:42.760 Take it right now?

00:43:43.320 Yeah, of course.

00:43:44.400 i was gonna say it was good yo yo beast let me let me call you back i'm on uh i'm on uh

00:43:49.900 impulsive right now you're good oh shoot bye bye but you know it'd be cool to get him on this

00:43:56.720 subscription wave hey uh we got it we're cool to bring him back on the show yeah quite quite 0.98

00:44:00.940 the machine going i got something yeah we got it's kind of a big deal oh shit i've been

00:44:08.660 stealing a lot of thinking and everything's been going really well in my life lately and i'm moving 0.59

00:44:16.660 out i'll be honest i already knew about this that we've talked about it so we just lost another one

00:44:26.520 another open bedroom though if you're out there watching this uh join the maverick club we're

00:44:30.380 going to be giving away those bedrooms you don't actually move in we're actually going to remove

00:44:33.120 Let me finish.

00:44:35.180 It's been really awesome here.

00:44:39.360 We've been at this for a long time.

00:44:40.740 It was a great year.

00:44:42.380 But I can't sleep in the rat box anymore.

00:44:46.240 So I'm moving out of the rat box into the ice box.

00:44:49.560 But you're staying in the house.

00:44:50.580 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:44:51.040 Fuck you. 1.00

00:44:53.240 You idiot. 1.00

00:44:54.520 My heart is beating really fast. 1.00

00:44:56.360 You got to understand.

00:44:57.340 Max and my best friend is like, I'm about to cry.

00:45:00.460 Since I was like six. 1.00

00:45:01.640 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:45:02.840 Where are you moving? 1.00

00:45:03.760 Just into the icebox.

00:45:05.400 David's got a door.

00:45:07.620 So you're moving from one shoebox to a hotbox?

00:45:10.720 No, it's the icebox. 0.64

00:45:12.040 It's the rat box.

00:45:12.900 Okay. 0.90

00:45:13.580 Because, you know, the rat on my head. 0.97

00:45:15.220 Moving out of the rat box into the icebox where you kept the German prisoner. 1.00

00:45:20.520 That's what happens when you fuck with us. 1.00

00:45:22.480 Hey, listen. 1.00

00:45:23.040 You know why it's called the icebox?

00:45:24.960 Because there is a vent in the room that pours out sub-arctic air.

00:45:29.340 everyone who's lived in that room is unable to cover it we've tried every single thing just

00:45:34.160 aren't engineers like me i'm excited to see what you're solved so much because that was my first

00:45:38.100 room even like i'm so ready for i'm pumped mine was a piece of xerox paper or printer paper with

00:45:44.280 duct tape it fell off the first night and i never tried it again i just put jacket you have to wear

00:45:49.480 jackets in there it's that cold i like sleeping cold though it's good for you bro bro when you

00:45:53.540 do move out if you ever do move out i'd like you to not you know like uh ideally we have some sort

00:45:59.280 of commune in a nice neighborhood where it's like there's mike across the street i want to be your

00:46:02.960 neighbor so bad there's mac like bro that's my that's my ultimate like dream and go we're all

00:46:06.680 just neighbors yeah but like tell me off off not like not on a podcast i mean i had to do that

00:46:11.200 spencer did it did you believe it i felt i felt like spencer today i had to do that i did i did

00:46:16.380 believe it i did believe it but but spencer seemed uh timed right like let's be honest we all we all

00:46:22.140 knew it was coming yeah this this was this was a shock you know i have to say also kind of going

00:46:27.260 back into our history real quick we weren't friends uh from first grade we were actually

00:46:31.300 enemies mortal wow really yeah um logan was the fastest kid in school but now the fastest kid on

00:46:38.540 the planet uh yeah but see i was also the fastest kid in school and we kind of had like a silent

00:46:43.820 rivalry no one really knew and then it kind of took to playground races there was never really

00:46:47.720 clear winner yo you have no idea how intense these races were so there's this big thick 0.94

00:46:53.000 fucking tree huge tree what do you say about 30 40 yards it was 40 yard dash 40 yard dash yeah 0.93

00:46:58.120 so you go you go hit the tree and then you go sprint back and our um what would you call the 0.99

00:47:03.420 lady who watches over the kids at the playground like a playground attendant she would she would

00:47:08.420 facilitate the races so she'd say go and that was so cool we you would smoke everyone i'd smoke

00:47:13.440 everyone then you know at the end of the 20 minutes smack versus logan yeah everyone's gathered

00:47:18.460 around there's like 50 kids just like cheering us on yeah and uh we go neck and neck he'd win

00:47:22.660 some i'd win some and for the longest time we hated each other like it was full on i wanted

00:47:26.680 to bash his skull and now he lives in the hot box soon to be the icebox speaking of the icebox 0.99

00:47:32.360 dave portnoy is back in the news when is he not in the fucking this dude this dude he's got it 0.99

00:47:37.880 all figured out i i six nine is clout portnoy is news news he just he lives in the traditional 0.97

00:47:44.160 news cycle now and i and i i obviously love portnoy and i i you know i'm wearing i'm wearing

00:47:49.260 a pizza related shirt today he does his pizza his pizza time so this is all about new haven

00:47:53.200 pizza the shirt but davy day trader global has has continued to blow up to a point where

00:48:00.280 you're seeing it covered by actual analysts on msnbc kramer's talking about it because

00:48:08.100 they believe he has activated such a large group of speculative traders that is it is influencing

00:48:16.640 the entire market so he's pumping it up and on everything he he is he is doing these day trades

00:48:22.300 and with his 1.5 million you know followers i believe on twitter and so many of these people

00:48:27.300 are taking part in the moves which uh according to portnoy the market only goes up that's his

00:48:33.280 famous his famous saying right now the market only goes up which historically is true but over

00:48:38.240 over a longer over a longer term yeah that true analysts believe that he's building the bubble

00:48:44.760 almost personally and so so so buffett infamously a couple uh months ago made a statement that he

00:48:53.880 was getting out of airlines and cruises yeah and he had a massive exit from airlines oh portnoy

00:49:00.840 then said buffett is what called buffett washed up dave portnoy called buffett washed up which

00:49:09.140 ingest i love as as a joke i love but i'll say it to dave straight up right now you're a couple

00:49:15.520 zero short on that statement you're a couple zero short i love you dude you're great you're a great 0.97

00:49:19.780 guy you're fun to watch but it's you're talking about a fucking icon here uh trading icon so 0.83

00:49:25.300 you know but but you know buffett's doing the same thing on just on the other side of the spectrum 0.97

00:49:29.500 he makes money both ways if he sells he's making money it doesn't matter what he does buffett's

00:49:33.420 gonna make money hand over fist yeah but what they what what portnoy's guys you know followers

00:49:37.940 call them is the suits yeah the suits don't want us to trade this one they call the traditional

00:49:42.920 sit traders the suits i love that it's so fun to watch but it's it's turned into this massive uh

00:49:48.260 speculative situation because listen, like the market,

00:49:52.200 the market came back after the first Corona dump.

00:49:54.620 You've seen stocks get back to, to, to, you know, 26, 27,000 Dow.

00:49:59.040 I'm looking at it right now. 25,000, seven, six, three on Dow today.

00:50:04.540 We're going to dump back off guys. Yeah. This, this is going to happen.

00:50:07.660 The unemployment numbers are going to fucking are going to continue to grow bit. 0.97

00:50:12.300 You know, 0.97

00:50:12.460 you're going to get chilling numbers from businesses when they report earnings.

00:50:16.760 This, this thing is going to slam.

00:50:18.260 Yeah, I I'm on the sidelines waiting for that to happen to buy when there's real blood, you know, you know, I'd love I hate to say I'd love to see a 14,000 Dow so I could buy everything, you know, but it's just been interesting that not very informed on all of these. 0.99

00:50:31.940 Yeah, fuck all of it. 0.99

00:50:32.680 Portnoy's in the fucking news for something other than pizza. 1.00

00:50:35.180 And it's just fun to watch because he's taking aim at everybody and they're putting them on the they're putting them on the news. 0.99

00:50:39.200 He's got a Logan.

00:50:40.660 How's your 401k doing?

00:50:42.200 I should be fine right now.

00:50:43.880 Phenomenal.

00:50:44.360 Yeah.

00:50:44.680 Yeah.

00:50:45.140 Yeah.

00:50:45.420 My retirement fund is good.

00:50:46.960 You got stocks and dividends and working on stocks and I need to get I need to get any put options going.

00:50:53.920 I don't know. He's not doing that. He doesn't do that. I'm just saying all the vocabulary I know evolving stocks.

00:50:57.980 You know what this is similar to Logan to bring to bring it back a little bit.

00:51:01.520 People are mad. You know, all these all these traditional guys are mad that Portnoy is leading all these speculative traders with with the way he trades and the way he speaks.

00:51:11.380 It feels very similar to the way you and KSI led new boxing fans in.

00:51:16.040 People hate the idea that a seemingly less intelligent or a person who is not an expert can do better than you're doing at the thing you're apparently so good at.

00:51:26.700 Yes, exactly.

00:51:27.660 And that's exactly what's happening here.

00:51:29.160 And it's funny because you can't hate on him.

00:51:32.060 He's getting a ton of new attention to trading.

00:51:35.000 And trading is a beautiful thing.

00:51:36.140 And a lot of suits have made money for a long time on it.

00:51:39.480 And I actually believe that there's a chance that my Maverick Club will be trading related, potentially.

00:51:47.460 So I'm looking into it now because I've got obviously friends in the space that have systems set up for it.

00:51:52.500 And I love trading and obviously I'm super into it.

00:51:54.500 But you make a couple of trades here and there.

00:51:58.980 Yeah, I'm not good at them because I trade stocks like I gamble.

00:52:04.420 Facts.

00:52:04.860 which historically I probably lost

00:52:07.020 50 to 100k

00:52:09.020 gambling

00:52:09.580 for some reason I still go back and I do it

00:52:12.980 you're about to win you're about to hit it big next time

00:52:14.840 yeah which is actually this Friday

00:52:16.240 we're going to Vegas

00:52:18.340 probably going to walk away

00:52:20.160 100-200k

00:52:22.060 more than that

00:52:23.500 I was going to say

00:52:24.960 maybe

00:52:25.480 just make sure you buy in at the highest

00:52:29.540 limit table just start there

00:52:32.000 you will always win

00:52:34.300 Well that's the thing about gambling

00:52:35.720 As long as you keep playing

00:52:36.640 Eventually you're gonna win 0.99

00:52:37.480 Please that's a fuck 0.99

00:52:38.820 I have to say this is a joke 1.00

00:52:40.300 Our sarcasm sometimes

00:52:41.900 Stresses me out

00:52:43.320 Yeah

00:52:43.560 Like 1.00

00:52:44.020 We are fucking pieces of shit 1.00

00:52:46.260 We're sarcastic 1.00

00:52:47.040 Everything we say is a joke

00:52:48.120 Except you know 1.00

00:52:49.100 I mean shit 1.00

00:52:49.740 Portnoy 1.00

00:52:50.080 I love a go against a grain motherfucker 1.00

00:52:52.500 That's him bro 1.00

00:52:53.360 And Dave Portnoy is that

00:52:54.800 He lit

00:52:55.680 He is bro 1.00

00:52:56.880 A go against a grain motherfucker 1.00

00:52:59.500 Is the wide camera down? 0.99

00:53:02.680 Yeah

00:53:02.880 Really?

00:53:03.900 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:53:04.540 Should we fix it?

00:53:05.340 Yeah, let's do troubleshooting.

00:53:07.020 What went wrong?

00:53:07.580 Let's troubleshoot.

00:53:11.380 We got some technical difficulties.

00:53:14.040 I may let this run.

00:53:15.600 I might not, dude.

00:53:16.700 Why not, dude?

00:53:17.420 I mean, it's...

00:53:18.840 Let's see if I got anything to think about here.

00:53:20.680 Do you do photos on Maverick Club?

00:53:25.200 I thought about that.

00:53:26.420 Oh, you should.

00:53:27.120 Yo, yo. 0.93

00:53:27.920 Yo, I thought about doing an OnlyFans for Josie's Cozies. 0.65

00:53:31.560 No. 1.00

00:53:31.600 she's a top model

00:53:33.760 it's not that

00:53:34.380 you own your own OnlyFans

00:53:37.380 you'll never do OnlyFans

00:53:38.560 what you have is an OnlyFans

00:53:39.860 put a separate 1.00

00:53:42.160 put my girlfriend's feet in the Maverick Club 1.00

00:53:44.820 if your girlfriend says no 1.00

00:53:46.440 mine will surely say yes

00:53:47.940 I feel like that'd be weird if I'm always like

00:53:50.360 to your girlfriend 0.99

00:53:51.300 can I get a picture of those toes for my shit 1.00

00:53:53.440 we've talked about it the other day 0.99

00:53:55.680 two different people

00:53:57.260 Amara cares about one thing

00:53:59.380 me

00:53:59.820 that's the only thing you said two things no no no no no no that's lana okay amara cares about

00:54:04.260 only one thing me that's it nothing else in her life that she cares about lana cares only about 0.91

00:54:09.400 one thing money that's it that's the only thing she fucking cares about she's a she is the imminent 1.00

00:54:14.980 hustler bro so if you so if you offer a percentage she'll give you foot shots and if you think the 1.00

00:54:19.800 guys will uh will will line up for maverick club as a result of it it's kind of diluting the

00:54:25.780 the experience

00:54:26.860 where are you going to put it

00:54:28.900 we have an Instagram at the Maverick Club

00:54:31.380 maybe just post them up on there

00:54:32.640 that's not because

00:54:34.740 check us out if it's private

00:54:37.040 people will be able to see

00:54:38.620 how many people are in the Maverick Club

00:54:41.860 and that number is confidential

00:54:43.920 that's a trade secret

00:54:45.640 not everyone has to follow the club

00:54:47.140 not everyone is following the club

00:54:49.020 you want to talk about last night

00:54:50.620 you want to talk about why we're tired

00:54:51.640 this is the big thing today

00:54:52.900 we had a scare last night

00:54:55.720 with Broly Blue. King Broly Blue,

00:54:58.280 my Pomsky, 60% Pomeranian,

00:55:00.360 25%, no, 60%

00:55:02.140 High Siberian Husky, 25% Pomeranian,

00:55:04.140 10%

00:55:05.300 Simoid? 100% moron. 1.00

00:55:08.260 Cross the fucking board, dude. 1.00

00:55:10.080 So I knew that. And 1.00

00:55:11.820 I've had a slew of problems

00:55:13.660 with this dog ever since he was a puppy. 1.00

00:55:15.920 He was just being a little shit. 1.00

00:55:17.660 Still kind of is. 1.00

00:55:19.340 He carried that energy, but he's also the

00:55:21.280 greatest dog in the world. He's a house dog.

00:55:23.160 He's a little gem. He loves everyone.

00:55:25.040 just a sweetheart and uh last night he was a little sick he threw up then he had like a post

00:55:30.780 throw up and then a post up so he just threw up like three times i cleaned it up broly's been

00:55:34.560 throwing up since he was young yeah and i thought nothing of it just like oh you act up dinner no

00:55:38.860 problem something something happened uh watched him monitor his body language for a little bit

00:55:43.960 seemed fine went to sleep 1 30 a.m i get a phone call from george who had called me earlier in the

00:55:51.140 day and was like hey can i come to your house like it's gonna be kind of late to grab a thumbnail i

00:55:54.180 need a thumbnail calls me 130 he's like yo you need to come down here your dog is uh your dog's 0.93

00:55:58.480 not breathing he's he's laying upside down he's foaming at the mouth i'm like holy shit wait really 0.95

00:56:03.740 he's like yeah you need to come down here right now mind you i took so many melatonin oh i gave 0.83

00:56:11.380 you so many of those because i was exhausted i had the longest day and not been getting good sleep

00:56:17.120 exhausted bro so i wake up and it's like it's like the quaalude moment oh from from wall street

00:56:25.280 so i'm walking downstairs i think i'm walking i could be just like crawling down the stairs

00:56:35.260 floating floating i'm like this like floating down the stairs and i go downstairs and yo this

00:56:40.460 dog's upside down he's on his back he's foaming in the mouth not conscious you know when you see

00:56:44.460 someone who just got knocked out they're like yeah and i'm like i'm gonna go bro you're good

00:56:48.560 you're good and he kind of pipes up he looks at me and it was cool to like connect with him and

00:56:52.100 he got a little bit of a life and pep in his step but he's still like upset out i'm like i'm like i'm

00:56:56.940 like yo bell uh called the nearest 24-hour animal animal control animal hospital and so we find it

00:57:02.080 we pick up bro we get in the car we speed to this animal hospital mind you it's me josie bell

00:57:06.980 justin and george and driving incredibly fast because i i hate to say this i wasn't sure if

00:57:13.340 this dog was gonna live yeah yeah he's on my lap my first dog dog dog has died in my arms before

00:57:18.460 and he's just like paralyzed in my arms and we're trying to we're keeping him awake and he's just

00:57:23.000 like foaming him out doing this whatever here's one thing i also know about broly like you said

00:57:26.840 he's done he's also overdramatic same as kong same exact thing as kong i don't i've i've like

00:57:34.880 watched him like kind of like maybe get hurt a little bit and this dude's out for two hours

00:57:39.400 like he's a baby

00:57:41.500 but

00:57:41.960 his body language

00:57:44.140 was telling me

00:57:44.720 this dog's in some serious trouble

00:57:45.760 so we're gonna take

00:57:46.480 we're gonna take

00:57:47.140 every necessary

00:57:48.400 step

00:57:49.620 to make sure he's okay

00:57:51.000 so bro

00:57:51.460 I show up to this animal hospital

00:57:53.640 my shirt's ripped 0.99

00:57:55.340 I'm fucking bleeding 0.99

00:57:56.340 across my chest 0.99

00:57:57.240 I'm not even in shoes

00:57:58.480 my pants are off

00:57:59.460 I'm sorry

00:57:59.860 I'm sorry

00:58:00.280 I run in

00:58:01.740 I go

00:58:02.040 take this dog

00:58:03.500 it's an emergency 1.00

00:58:04.680 the nurse comes running 0.98

00:58:05.600 she grabs it 0.63

00:58:06.200 she runs back

00:58:06.820 I'm like no

00:58:07.620 that's what i thought happened in my head that's exactly oh okay 0.96

00:58:12.760 quailu juice oh i need to reiterate i'm fucked up i'm i'm delirious so is josie too we're just 0.95

00:58:21.140 not not in good shape it turns out all i did was walk in and the nurse was running that was a movie 0.97

00:58:26.860 scene the nurse came out she's like what's wrong we're like we he may have like drank something 0.75

00:58:31.220 uh like a toxic chemical i don't fucking know but he's he's been throwing up whatever he's not 0.75

00:58:35.760 moving when a nurse runs back i'm like this is it next thing you know i'm filling out this paperwork 0.87

00:58:40.720 alone in the lobby just movie scene just alone in the lobby it's 2 33 a.m the music 0.50

00:58:46.400 i'm like what the fuck just happened and i gotta give a a thank you to george george janko i had 0.56

00:58:53.460 this thought i said i said this may have been why god put george in my life to save your dog right 0.94

00:59:00.540 last night he came over at 1 30 a.m to get a thumbnail bizarre my front door was locked he

00:59:05.280 was leaving he was going to go home he goes you know i'm gonna i'm gonna check the studio studio

00:59:09.560 happened to be unlocked jake broido left it open it's his room he happened to unlock it that night

00:59:13.700 walked through walked in sees she's broly and gives me a call thank god bro i get when i'm

00:59:21.140 holding this dog i was like it was one of the scariest moments of my life and i'm sitting

00:59:24.860 outside the animal hospital and um george is again great friend to have in this situation because 0.97

00:59:30.580 he didn't just tell me yo your dog's hurt and then leave he's like your dog's fucked up i'm 0.87

00:59:34.380 drive you to the hospital nice drove us all there and then while we're sitting outside he's telling 0.93

00:59:39.020 jokes uh lightening the mood and just like making me feel better but i was going in and out to spurts

00:59:44.340 of like panic yeah like oh my god what am i sure this this was a thought i was having i could say

00:59:49.300 now i didn't say last night because i didn't want to put the energy in the air but like i was having 0.97

00:59:52.840 this thought it's just this fucking sweet sweet animal um dying in an animal hospital with no one 0.95

00:59:58.660 that he loves around him that breaks my heart and so i'm going in and out to these bits of panic 0.98

01:00:03.240 and um george is doing his best to alleviate the mood josie's like hey we should um have them drive

01:00:11.800 us back to the house so then they can go home and go to sleep and we can come back and so uh we did

01:00:17.340 that dropped them off said thank you to george and his squad came back in the in the yeti and uh

01:00:24.360 here josie and i are at 3 30 a.m outside of an animal hospital eating jack in the box oh nice 0.98

01:00:31.060 good call solid like like what the fuck so you guys could be the next people in the hospital 0.98

01:00:35.360 like like just pigs and uh they call us they're like yeah and this is why i say bro he's over 0.99

01:00:43.020 dramatic they're like yeah nothing's like we're really wrong with him like his vitals seem good 0.90

01:00:47.700 we're monitoring do you want us to get an x-ray i'm like i'm like absolutely anything just like

01:00:50.820 get it get done like they're like okay something might be blocking like uh it passes way um it's

01:00:55.660 there might be something in his stomach they call me after the x-ray there's like there's a little

01:00:59.760 foreign fluid in his

01:01:01.220 stomach, but there's nothing blocking his

01:01:03.840 passageway, and he's actually doing fine. 1.00

01:01:05.780 So I'm like, fuck, what the fuck? 0.99

01:01:07.800 You know why this happened, right? Remember what happened 1.00

01:01:09.820 when you got the bird? Broly

01:01:11.800 got a little jealous.

01:01:13.380 You just got two new horses.

01:01:16.140 If you don't think Broly's trying to stake

01:01:17.780 his claim of your attention...

01:01:20.100 It's an easier way to do it, man.

01:01:21.460 He probably had a pail.

01:01:23.540 He is a poet.

01:01:25.680 He's definitely overdramatic. Let me

01:01:27.400 drink this...

01:01:28.940 Like what did he, it was possibly the mop.

01:01:31.340 No, he probably didn't even drink anything.

01:01:32.780 It probably was just his average fluid.

01:01:34.320 I will say this.

01:01:35.680 He could have just been at exactly doing that.

01:01:37.840 Yeah.

01:01:38.340 I don't want to, I don't want to scare you.

01:01:39.840 And I'm going to tell you something serious right now.

01:01:42.420 And you, and you may, or I'm being dead serious.

01:01:44.640 You may or may not want to hear this.

01:01:47.240 The reason why I was listening so intently to that story from you is because I've been through that exact thing before with my dog,

01:01:54.060 uh uh tt who was my last dog a fox terrier like finney and uh finney and henry yeah and uh one

01:02:01.340 day i was at my grandfather's house and she went down yeah she went down she was she was unconscious

01:02:06.320 her eyes were just opening a little bit looking at me quite literally one of the scariest moments

01:02:12.000 of my entire life and i held her in my arms as we rushed to the animal hospital she got blood drawn

01:02:19.160 they said we we she can't we trotted out of the waiting room was absolutely fine she said they

01:02:25.040 said we can't find anything wrong with her at all she's absolutely fine we got in the car

01:02:29.100 we went back to my grandfather's house uh the next day my grandfather died

01:02:35.540 so they were they were they were inseparable best friends so who's gonna die and why why would you

01:02:43.140 say that i know i told you i know so so you're saying the dog felt they were best friends and

01:02:50.300 i believe that it's a it's a thing it's a thing it's a whole thing people say that dogs are able

01:02:55.180 to to predict earthquakes whatever and so i don't know maybe i shouldn't have told you the 0.78

01:03:00.280 fucking story but maybe call do a round of calls to random strangers in the world and that you may 0.99

01:03:04.600 have once yeah i don't know warn them fuck bro it's just like you feel a certain type of way 0.99

01:03:08.720 after this whole night like you're not sure if your dog's gonna live yeah they call you tell you 0.98

01:03:12.320 he's fine they open the door and broly comes out sees me he's like so weird bro this is weird it

01:03:19.180 was the weirdest thing ever but thank god he's okay thank god he's okay yeah because we're again

01:03:25.140 we're sitting outside and i'm like i'm kind of like breaking down a little bit i'm trying to

01:03:29.340 laugh at george's jokes and i'm and he's like oh you're good i'm like yo you all know this i have

01:03:33.680 the worst luck with some of my best pets and uh well he's a he's kind of like a cat dog right we

01:03:40.700 know that so how many lives does he have left uh probably yeah i think he's got two or seven left

01:03:45.900 he's two seven seven more yeah he's like a cat yeah that's true but yeah thank god he's okay

01:03:50.120 quite an eventful night uh yeah yeah yeah some other stuff happened i'm so tired i'll talk about

01:03:56.520 the maverick club yeah um one question i have for you guys say i wrote this last night i finished

01:04:00.920 my entire notepad filled the whole thing um you guys are both in interesting relationships right

01:04:06.660 now and one thing i've seen in my life is that it's become easier to give love but hard to accept

01:04:15.840 when someone is you know looking to love you how have you how have you guys adapted to like receive

01:04:21.920 love because you're like both pretty uh arms distance when it comes to deep emotions or have

01:04:28.840 have been have been arms distance i've i've i'm actually good at receiving love i've gotten much

01:04:37.700 better at giving love that's been my like improvement over the past three years like

01:04:40.980 giving the people who show me love the love back just reciprocating um i have no i have no problem

01:04:49.420 being loved i have a problem with compliments i'm not good at taking compliments i feel like

01:04:54.960 they probably fall into a similar basket yeah maybe maybe it's maybe just like a part of the

01:04:58.740 whole yeah i'm this i mean i'm the same way with that i i'm i'm terrible at both to be honest with

01:05:03.100 you at both you know i i don't do a good enough job uh showing you know physical affection and

01:05:09.040 and complimenting with that huh want to talk about it i mean we can really quickly i

01:05:14.140 look at logan and josie are rightfully since they're in honeymoon period times two the second

01:05:20.680 time around because they had a little break so i think you go honeymoon again uh honeymoon period

01:05:25.880 they're overly affectionate they're they're like like and i'm super touchy feel like they're always

01:05:31.820 like we went out to catch and i meant to even have this conversation with you it almost like

01:05:36.060 makes it hard to for me to go out with you guys because you're at a four-person table it's me and

01:05:40.480 amara which is fine and we can do the both couples having their side things but they'll just look at

01:05:45.020 each other with like the spaghetti hanging out of each other's mouths like the whole time the entire

01:05:50.380 dinner which is a beautiful thing i'm not knocking i love it but at what point do we just like go to

01:05:55.480 dinner separately because i'm sitting there and you know me and mar are seven months in so we're 0.99

01:05:59.680 always you know like yo stop fucking eating like that what the fuck why are you eating like that 0.99

01:06:04.700 and she's like well look at you you farted at the table like we're at that point where it's you know 1.00

01:06:09.740 where you get and it's it's all fun it's all fun but we knock each other and so we're both sitting

01:06:13.920 there and i'm sitting there like this and amara's you know with her fork like this just looking at

01:06:18.940 And they're just like, I'm a schnooky boogie, boogie, boogie, woo-woo.

01:06:23.120 I want a tookie tookie with you with that boobie, doobie, boobie.

01:06:27.040 And we're at catch, and there's other people.

01:06:28.680 And all right, so anyways.

01:06:29.660 I'll do that.

01:06:29.980 So anyway, he goes, I'll do that.

01:06:31.660 So anyways, which is all fine.

01:06:33.300 I have no issue with it.

01:06:34.100 But what happens is Amara sees it, and she says to me,

01:06:38.560 how come you don't call me your schnooky, looky, okey, oockums,

01:06:41.260 and buy me horses? 1.00

01:06:42.840 I'm like, I bought you a fucking Louie bag. 1.00

01:06:45.020 Which one would you rather? 1.00

01:06:45.720 You don't even have anywhere to put a horse.

01:06:46.940 You have a penthouse apartment in Beverly Hills. 1.00

01:06:48.400 what are you gonna tie it up outside to a fire hydrant you got a louis she goes i can want to

01:06:52.820 ride the horse with my louis back go ride me with the louis back it's cheaper we'll go on a vacation 1.00

01:06:58.820 or some shit cut the shit but but uh she gives me shit because she's like look at them and i was 0.99

01:07:04.360 like yo they're fucking weeks in they're weeks and of course they're gonna be like that and and i and 0.99

01:07:09.420 i went up to him because i was hadn't slept hadn't ate again this was yesterday i'm like yo can you 0.97

01:07:14.980 Seth, for the love of God, just fucking chill out for five seconds. 0.83

01:07:19.080 And they were both like, nah, man. 0.99

01:07:20.620 And then I sat down at the dinner table. 0.99

01:07:22.000 I was like, who am I to fucking love the shit out of each other? 0.98

01:07:25.000 You know, you never know when it's all going to go away. 0.98

01:07:28.180 So, you know, in life. 0.99

01:07:29.360 So just fucking, if you got them, love them to the max. 0.99

01:07:32.740 And so that brings me back to where I'm at. 0.99

01:07:34.740 I'm, it makes me slightly uncomfortable because I'm not so good at it.

01:07:38.340 I'm not so good at it.

01:07:39.360 And so it's something I think that I need to work through and, you know, from a time

01:07:43.420 standpoint as well as a therapy standpoint i mean i didn't you know i have a lot of obviously a lot

01:07:48.740 of baggage and trauma from the past related to a million things and i don't think i ever got super

01:07:52.720 good at either giving or receiving love i've always kind of been like yo yeah but you've like

01:07:57.360 finally let someone in your life which is a little massive yeah good step you know yeah like like

01:08:01.980 technically you and amara even making it this far is like somewhat of a mirror mass massive

01:08:09.120 massive bro especially especially now at the height of my uh not the height but like at the

01:08:14.600 highest uh i've been from a fame standpoint because of the book and all that other shit 0.97

01:08:18.000 and this podcast and the vlog is getting millions and millions of you like all that shit 0.68

01:08:21.060 you would think like now would be the time where i would get swayed to not want to be in a 0.98

01:08:26.820 relationship because there's so it appears that there be so much else out there which there's not

01:08:30.840 i'm aware of that you know what i'm saying i'm aware of how fucking good i have it but yeah it's

01:08:35.080 been a it's been interesting trying to trying to get to that point you know and learn about myself

01:08:40.820 but i think i need some therapy dude for sure that's a question for you yeah i just like uh

01:08:48.120 i haven't seen you like intimate or in love or or being given love in a while i'm uh i'm really

01:08:56.600 focused on what i'm doing right now i'm like diving headfirst in the in the business i'm

01:09:01.100 starting um really focused on almost always on creation kind of talked about this yesterday in

01:09:07.640 my live stream but uh yeah i just i'm putting all my time and effort into like the organization of

01:09:14.340 building something bigger for myself and i feel like it's really important for me to do that right

01:09:18.360 now just to get it done and kind of solidified in a way that i can manage it and then be able to take

01:09:24.840 time away for it from it so i can spend time with someone else who's willing and capable of

01:09:30.580 understanding that my one of my main focuses in life is to make this business the biggest i can

01:09:35.260 possibly make it so i'm more so not letting anyone else into my life so that i am not distracted not

01:09:42.620 i'm not it's not that i'm not distracted it's that i'm because i'd be incapable of giving them

01:09:47.100 everything that they would need in a relationship in order to want to still be with me i was like

01:09:50.620 that for a while for a really long time i totally get what you're saying when you're when bro your

01:09:55.960 your life you your career your goal goals are obviously very important to you as they are

01:10:00.780 respectively for everyone in the world and so it's actually very mature of you to realize that

01:10:07.160 you're not 100 able to give yourself or devote yourself to a person i'm just not emotionally

01:10:11.200 available yeah i recognize that but you know it's like of course it's nice to have someone you can

01:10:15.980 like confide in and tell your deepest darkest secrets to and open up to and just be loving

01:10:21.380 and caring with um but yeah i don't know i'm very patient with that kind of thing i i wait for

01:10:27.460 someone that that is as perfect as they can be for the the time being that's walk into my life

01:10:33.920 that's it what you just said is the perfect point of all of it it's a it's a timing thing

01:10:37.620 love is is significantly based on timing because what you need right now and the best thing you

01:10:44.900 could find would be a girl who is similarly exhausted from trying to reach her goals in

01:10:52.220 life and has has so like it's all about finding the right size key for the right size lock if you

01:10:57.140 find a girl who has about 10 of her time just to don't to give to a relationship dedicate to a

01:11:02.980 relationship and you have about 10 of yours you have a perfect situation see you every friday

01:11:07.360 night for a little bit every wednesday we'll talk on the phone for 20 minutes a day we'll talk about

01:11:12.000 some some deep dark shit that's one of the reasons why me and amaras has been a little bit

01:11:17.700 difficult at times because i'm very much closer to where you are and she's very much closer to 0.98

01:11:23.660 where he is she's financially set she's got 11 million followers she could post a titty and make

01:11:29.000 a house like literally she's got it all fucking figured out i'm closer to to building my first 0.64

01:11:34.460 notepad still yeah you know i'm obviously somewhere in the middle i've got a book and all that stuff 0.85

01:11:38.280 but i'm still very much grinding grinding grinding and so she wants 90 relationship i got about 50 to

01:11:44.900 give and so i've been trying to close the gap and it's interesting you can make it work it'll work

01:11:50.420 what i really have to do and what she wants me to do more than anything is catch up to her

01:11:54.620 because if i can catch up to her then we got no problem so now she's trying to push me in the 0.77

01:11:58.980 stand-up she's like what's the next step so that you go from hundred thousand dollar deals to

01:12:03.040 multi-million dollar deals and you could catch up and we could have a life where we don't have to 0.86

01:12:06.360 fucking i told you this uh after our last trip at the ranch when george came out and he was being 0.93

01:12:11.360 like the funniest version of himself i've ever seen it struck me so hard that this dude needs 0.99

01:12:16.840 n-e-e-d-s to be doing stand-up comedy yeah george jenko stand-up comedy if he just uh reroutes his

01:12:25.200 energy a little bit of it to perfecting that craft this dude is gonna be so good in 10 years 0.98

01:12:30.220 i told him i told him he's got what it takes if he starts selling out or he could start selling 0.81

01:12:35.400 out stadiums like like Sebastian Maniscalco type shit that dude is a G and they're very very similar 0.88

01:12:41.920 they're um he's so animated mannerisms and the way they tell their jokes and their beats and 0.92

01:12:47.220 their comedy so every day since the ranch trip to this day it's about a week and a half ago I've

01:12:52.220 texted George every single day and I said reminder to do stand-up comedy I'm actually shooting this

01:12:56.060 text right now what I'm saying is I could do that for you if you'd like no because Amara already 0.99

01:12:59.420 does it every fucking day she's like just write a routine you'll blow up fucking immediately 1.00

01:13:04.200 because you've got millions and millions of fucking fans and you're funny and well it's 1.00

01:13:07.400 amazing stories to tell that are hilarious hilarious yeah i just have to channel it 0.99

01:13:10.680 properly and everybody knows like i one thing george i don't know if he deals with it all

01:13:14.020 but i have anxiety you know what i'm saying and like new places and new things but that's how

01:13:17.820 life is that's how life is and until just the similarly to the way that the show was for me

01:13:22.420 i it's in i wrote about this in the book like the first day i was came on the show dude and

01:13:27.520 that happened with the with the uh uh sex lady the sex therapist when i had that that anxiety

01:13:33.120 attack it'll happen your first it's going right jokes about you having an anxiety just and like 0.92

01:13:37.500 sweating my armpits and just like include it into your routine we know what's gonna happen yeah 0.99

01:13:41.300 just like mtv sink into it lean into it andre i got that term from andre lean into that shit dude 0.99

01:13:46.520 like use that yeah what do you guys are much easier said than done anxiety is no fucking like 0.99

01:13:50.900 right it's quite crippling let's give it a shot yeah no no no it's definitely i mean dude if you're 0.61

01:13:56.420 like that's such a uh like used approach right now to use your your uh vulnerabilities and your 1.00

01:14:02.640 and shit on yourself, shitting on yourself is hot 1.00

01:14:04.720 as fuck right now. M&M, 1.00

01:14:06.620 8 Mile. What are you guys doing Thursday night?

01:14:08.660 Hanging out. Should we do

01:14:10.640 like a little stand-up thing? You know how we used to set up the

01:14:12.820 He's gone all week. We're traveling

01:14:14.740 all week. Yeah, crazy week. All over the place.

01:14:16.960 We'll get there. I've been

01:14:18.380 telling her, I'm like, just slow down. You don't have to fucking tell 0.99

01:14:20.720 me the other day. I got a million other things going on 0.99

01:14:22.540 and she, yeah.

01:14:24.400 We'll get there. You know how you're always running around the ranch 0.54

01:14:26.760 thinking about things to do and what should you do

01:14:28.780 next? I was thinking,

01:14:30.760 baby, you should start writing.

01:14:32.640 talking about long format content ideas writing's great uh i will eventually i will i just don't

01:14:40.340 have time i'm maxed out and what i'm doing right now i will be doing i will be doing this wave

01:14:44.780 of vlog maverick club podcast building the business behind the scenes for another two

01:14:51.000 three years yeah and then i'm gonna start slowly shifting my energy to a bit more uh

01:14:57.300 really strategic hard-hitting traditional shit cool like i i thought i had to start the other

01:15:03.960 the other day seth rogan puts out a movie every x years jordan peele every x years and they're 0.81

01:15:09.480 jordan fucking peel it's like one of the their masterpieces it's awesome awesome pieces of work

01:15:13.400 that they put a lot of time and energy to um and eventually hopefully i'll be i'll be the same way 0.85

01:15:19.840 where i could just really zone into a project yeah and it pops off i'm i miss like when was

01:15:26.040 the last seth rogan movie i want i'm ready for another i think he has one coming out where he's

01:15:29.940 like he goes back in time and he's his own grandpa or something yeah like like i i don't know

01:15:34.480 eventually when i get a little older and i'm i don't necessarily want to be uh vlogging i'll 0.87

01:15:39.700 always be making videos till i die just shit i lit i was literally came out the womb with the g7

01:15:45.020 next to my hand saying what's up low gang and uh we need another we need another mid form i you 0.98

01:15:52.060 know nobody that's like i know your stand up for me like i'm always like hey man we need another

01:15:56.860 flat earth we need another flat earth i so badly want to write i have you know i have a million

01:16:01.240 ideas on the cartoon side that i've talked to you about that i haven't started with the one

01:16:05.080 i love cartoons yeah there's gotta be something we have three killers like the next rick and

01:16:10.340 morty type shit well the one is could be interesting if we if i start working on you guys need to 0.63

01:16:15.140 watch the midnight gospel it was it's on netflix right now it's by a guy named duncan trussell 0.94

01:16:20.220 why do i hear about this i was watching it the other night i don't know logo you walked in while

01:16:23.720 i was watching it it is colorful it is zany it's deeply esoteric and mind expanding psychedelic

01:16:31.200 it looked like i was highly psychedelic yeah i mean dude it it's like riddle with symbolism and

01:16:35.460 uh like just brilliance really it's it's such a cool show you love it it is all over the place

01:16:43.980 too in the best way yeah i like to i like to confuse my mind for sure i like to cripple it

01:16:48.380 a little bit with things that don't make sense but the part that makes it so coherent is that the

01:16:53.120 dialogue that's happening is from like a podcast format so it's recorded like this and they just

01:16:58.180 animated it what like so they recorded a conversation some similar to this and then

01:17:04.260 the animations that are going on around are there's like bits and parts where uh like story

01:17:09.260 points are added in through the conversation but dude it's revolutionary i'm gonna watch it yeah

01:17:15.900 There's eight episodes right now, I think.

01:17:17.960 Maybe the second season.

01:17:18.780 I don't know.

01:17:19.280 But I'll watch the whole thing in a day.

01:17:22.340 How long have we been going?

01:17:24.060 Hour 22. 1.00

01:17:25.640 Fuck, I was three minutes off. 1.00

01:17:27.000 Yeah, it was close. 1.00

01:17:27.880 We'll cut it there.

01:17:28.720 Meeting Jose Canseco later this week should be good.

01:17:31.220 That's right.

01:17:31.740 Should be interesting.

01:17:32.360 The home run hitter.

01:17:33.180 He seems great.

01:17:35.400 He's going to be awesome.

01:17:36.140 He seems great.

01:17:37.200 Talk to him on the phone.

01:17:38.000 Had a little preliminary meeting.

01:17:39.420 Did you figure out what you're going to say to him first?

01:17:41.520 Probably.

01:17:42.000 Hey, do I call him Jose or Mr. Canseco?

01:17:44.120 Now that I'm an adult.

01:17:44.800 mr jose slugger mr jose what's up slugger hey slugger that's disrespectful which seriously

01:17:49.600 what do i call in high school it was mr danny i'm 25 years old i'm an adult hey there mr canseco

01:17:59.700 call me jose oh oh that's what's gonna happen and then that's when he breaks your hand i think

01:18:05.500 you should call mr jose canseco i think you should do all three of them yes and ask him

01:18:10.240 from a

01:18:11.320 querying standpoint. A rock

01:18:14.320 query? No, like a question, like a query.

01:18:16.500 Can you point me to the nearest rock quarry? No, I don't

01:18:18.400 want to, but ask him like this.

01:18:20.760 Ask him like this. Good to meet you,

01:18:22.460 Mr. Jose Canseco.

01:18:24.820 Ask him from a questioning standpoint.

01:18:26.480 Yeah, pretend you don't know who he is.

01:18:28.340 No.

01:18:30.580 Jose Canseco, right?

01:18:31.900 Dude, biggest fan. You played on the A's, right?

01:18:34.500 Oh my god.

01:18:37.620 That's it. That's all we got.

01:18:38.640 I felt like today was a good fucking episode. 0.98

01:18:40.660 Thanks for listening. 0.98

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Impaulsive with Logan Paul - June 16, 2020

E193 Virtual Reality Will Ruin Your Life - IMPAULSIVE EP. 193

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