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00:02:52.740 You, Mike Malak, you have the power to choose the president of these United States.

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00:03:00.000 Why are you doing this

00:03:02.000 Why are you doing this

00:03:03.700 I don't know man

00:03:14.080 It's probably not

00:03:16.420 Are we rolling?

00:03:17.500 That makes me nervous

00:03:19.280 Yeah cause no one here knows about anything

00:03:21.360 We haven't podcasted in a month

00:03:22.840 We're not even the right guys for this job

00:03:25.540 do we work here is this the look i should go for on the return episode 199 episode 199

00:03:31.840 am i onto something uh i like it i like it a lot welcome back to impulsive the number one

00:03:38.380 podcast in the world i think i don't even know what this is anymore a show it feels like we've

00:03:42.720 been gone for ages mostly because we did take the last week off uh kind of just focus on ourselves

00:03:48.060 but we all split up for fourth of july weekend you went back to ohio incredible

00:03:52.280 what it's a surprise man no one needs to know that okay oh sorry uh you what did you do you

00:04:01.300 went to chicago you went to visit your mom you gave your mom a car you gave your mom an audi

00:04:06.200 yeah well well here's the deal guys i'm seeking uh i uh yeah i bought my mama uh uh uh uh certified

00:04:14.620 i pre-owned audi q5 which is what she wanted black on black and dude i i you know fell into

00:04:23.100 a little bit of dough lately like a little bit more than than usual and you know night shift's

00:04:27.760 been great and you have been great and everything's been great yeah and i said you know what

00:04:31.380 my mom i haven't bought anything since i got to the city you know that didn't buy myself a car

00:04:35.680 haven't even bought any clothes i bought amara that one bag the louis bag i said my mom needs

00:04:40.240 a new car and so she goes on this

00:04:42.320 annual vacation every year to Cape Cod

00:04:44.020 and she was like, I wish you were coming

00:04:46.240 to Cape Cod. I fucking flew

00:04:48.180 in to New York and I drove that new car

00:04:50.260 up there, put a bow on it and I

00:04:52.140 snuck into the restaurant. I surprised her there

00:04:54.100 and I was like, but I have one more surprise to you and I took her

00:04:56.060 outside and

00:04:58.140 some motherfucker stole the bow. Stole the

00:05:00.160 fucking bow. Who would steal a fucking

00:05:02.320 red? We're gonna kick your fucking ass. Hey,

00:05:04.040 whoever stole that bow, whoever stole that bow,

00:05:06.120 you made me work on my vacation because I

00:05:08.060 had to Photoshop a bow onto the

00:05:09.880 and i did a great job great job mike was so nitpicky though he was like you could see the

00:05:15.920 lines through the transparency well it's not the first time you had to photoshop uh something in

00:05:21.080 a photo for a team maverick i don't know remember four years ago we had a i did a sponsorship gillette

00:05:26.540 and i had that was the worst photoshop job ever and the thing's so disproportionate there's no

00:05:31.460 shadow it's the worst thing i've ever done it worked you're good at saving your friend's ass

00:05:34.460 when our shit is fucked and you'd be so surprised people of the internet how many times

00:05:38.820 i might may or may not have come to the rescue that's all i'll say well how how good did that

00:05:43.680 feel giving your mom that felt incredible dude so incredible so that hits different i remember the

00:05:47.460 first time i got my dad uh that truck that he returned about telling me and bought other things

00:05:52.500 within money that i got for him no problem greg but but when i did it and you again this is odd

00:05:57.820 you're pretty involved in our lives you helped out immensely with that as well but um it hits

00:06:03.500 different being able and i've said this before being able to provide and give something to the

00:06:08.320 person who provided you with everything and made you you yeah that's a different type of gift giving

00:06:13.940 uh on that level and i saw a good old rob and she was crying easily the most you know my most

00:06:18.500 liked video i think people really resonate with that idea of uh giving back to exactly like you

00:06:23.380 just said to the people that gave you so much and it felt incredible but now she's uh you know it

00:06:28.000 was a double-edged sword it was nice seeing you but i miss you again i think she had gotten used

00:06:31.460 to the fact that her son was like not around and now she's like and then it's sad for me at least

00:06:36.580 You know, when I go see family, it's always great to see them, but it actually tore at me a little bit this time to leave because of this pandemic and not knowing when you're going to see him again.

00:06:46.680 And it's it was nice seeing him, but but it's always it's always tough to then leave.

00:06:50.400 But great trip. Chicago as well. Ton of food stuff. All going to be on the night shift. Portillo's hot dogs.

00:06:55.580 Finally brought Amara to try New Haven pizza. And then she heard about that.

00:07:00.480 Best pizza in the world. That's actually all Mike ever talks about. Connecticut has the best, best pizza in the world.

00:07:04.780 It's food in general.

00:07:05.880 He's switching over to become a food blogger, I believe.

00:07:08.320 The night shift's going to become a food blogger.

00:07:09.160 I think it's a good idea.

00:07:10.100 He's good at it.

00:07:11.020 Yep, yep.

00:07:11.640 So that was cool.

00:07:12.500 How'd you do?

00:07:13.240 You were-

00:07:13.740 I don't know.

00:07:14.960 You went to Vegas.

00:07:15.900 Back to Vegas.

00:07:16.860 Back to Vegas.

00:07:17.800 Gambled.

00:07:18.240 Lost it all, as usual.

00:07:19.660 You always-

00:07:20.160 All of it?

00:07:20.640 You always lose.

00:07:21.460 Were you up at all at any point?

00:07:23.040 I was.

00:07:23.960 Lost it immediately thereafter.

00:07:25.640 Kids, if you're watching this, when you get up, just walk.

00:07:28.700 Set a number.

00:07:29.920 Be okay with walking away, even if the table's still a little hot.

00:07:33.260 I always say this.

00:07:34.160 If you get up, lose two hands.

00:07:36.680 It doesn't matter how much you bet on them.

00:07:38.100 Lose two hands and then walk away from the table.

00:07:40.380 As soon as the table starts to get a little chilly, you got to walk.

00:07:43.260 I'll say this because we said on the show before, don't gamble.

00:07:47.240 But I'll amend that a little bit.

00:07:48.900 If you're going to gamble because it is fun.

00:07:50.880 It's a good way to pass the time, especially in Las Vegas, gambling with your friends.

00:07:55.400 If you're going to gamble, take the money that you were going to gamble with and count it out.

00:08:01.240 You're not going to win.

00:08:02.100 to pretend like you threw it off a balcony and you're just you're giving away free money that's

00:08:05.800 that's essentially what it is so when i go there with a certain amount of money i pretty much plan

00:08:10.700 on losing it and i go okay you know this is this is for fun this is for the experience like

00:08:14.600 vegas you got me again this time but again as long as you keep playing one day i'm one day

00:08:19.960 stop i we once again are assuming that people can understand our sarcasm he's sarcasm

00:08:27.160 Sarcasm.

00:08:28.180 Logan, I think a good attitude for gambling for you would be once you take that W, the first one, just run away from the table because clearly your history has not been so great.

00:08:37.840 Just win any amount of money.

00:08:39.000 If you win $100, walk.

00:08:41.180 You're doing better.

00:08:42.200 Yeah, but overall Vegas was great.

00:08:44.600 It was interesting, the club procedure, the protocol.

00:08:47.860 You talked about it because of corona, but they check your temperature.

00:08:52.160 They make you wait in a little selective group.

00:08:53.940 Holding area.

00:08:54.460 Yeah, they swab you.

00:08:56.960 You got to wear your masks through and through.

00:09:00.240 And it's just interesting to try to wrap my head around the new normal.

00:09:04.540 You know, I often wonder when it'll be over and more importantly, how?

00:09:09.200 Like even just logistically, what does the end of this look like?

00:09:13.320 Is it a cure that is like finally they discover a cure that is slowly rolled out over the next, because it's not going to be quick.

00:09:20.940 A vaccine.

00:09:21.540 Three, four years.

00:09:23.220 Great question.

00:09:24.180 Seriously.

00:09:24.540 Is it going to slowly die out and then we move on to the next one?

00:09:27.180 It's just so weird.

00:09:28.240 I mean, no one knows.

00:09:29.760 Like so much unknown about this particular virus, which has caused the biggest problems for it, right?

00:09:36.060 Like even with the thing with our current president wanting to start to send kids back to school.

00:09:43.200 Of course we want the schools to reopen.

00:09:44.780 Of course we want kids to learn an education, which is a massive provider of income for teachers and obviously knowledge for students, to go back in.

00:09:51.360 but and people are saying you know listen like the the mortality rate at that age is so low

00:09:56.480 which is true which is true but first of all any mortality in a child is unacceptable or in any

00:10:04.860 person it's really hard to make that call and say okay listen let's send them back but more

00:10:08.500 importantly i don't know that there's enough knowledge of what this virus does to your system

00:10:14.340 after you clear it out of your system long term we've heard a lot of we've heard a lot of people

00:10:18.480 of like yo my liver

00:10:19.480 has not been the same

00:10:20.520 since I had coronavirus

00:10:21.400 my taste never came back

00:10:22.820 like

00:10:23.020 it's a new virus

00:10:24.820 and so like

00:10:25.280 just saying

00:10:25.960 oh fuck that

00:10:26.980 Johnny's not gonna die at school

00:10:28.080 yeah he might not

00:10:28.860 but he might not be able to

00:10:29.980 cum in fucking seven years

00:10:31.760 who knows

00:10:32.180 that'd be shit

00:10:32.720 that'd be shit

00:10:33.260 I also read a headline

00:10:34.240 that uh

00:10:34.760 the fucking

00:10:35.640 I can't even believe

00:10:36.600 what I'm saying

00:10:36.880 it's the black plague

00:10:37.920 made a little resurgence

00:10:39.740 somewhere

00:10:40.340 I think

00:10:40.760 bubonic plague

00:10:41.320 like in like Mongolia

00:10:42.200 or like

00:10:42.660 yeah you're right

00:10:43.200 you're absolutely right

00:10:44.040 the bubonic plague

00:10:45.540 are you fucking kidding me

00:10:47.220 it's just what else

00:10:47.900 can we have in 2020?

00:10:49.300 Did we not outgrow the bubonic plague?

00:10:51.980 That thing's nasty, too. Evidently, they said

00:10:53.900 it has absolutely no chance of becoming any...

00:10:55.900 50 million plus people it killed back

00:10:57.880 in the day.

00:10:59.500 I guess we have that one all figured out, so they weren't

00:11:01.940 as worried about it, but you turn black.

00:11:04.260 Your body turns black.

00:11:05.720 It's, you know...

00:11:06.880 You rot from the inside out.

00:11:08.860 We're not interested.

00:11:10.680 There's also a lot of drama

00:11:12.980 that obviously we couldn't talk about

00:11:14.420 while we were gone, but man, we got

00:11:16.720 tiktok kids showing up at tiktok kids houses fighting shit dudes six nine and everyone who

00:11:21.900 knows who knows uh will smith will smith uh and jada and the entanglement which was interesting

00:11:29.460 gilane maxwell oh god there's too much to unpack here yeah we should we go slow i mean the gilane

00:11:36.240 maxwell thing is is that how we're calling it so jizz jizz lane so let's call let's call let's call

00:11:40.560 i want to address her as this because i i see people like calling uh jeffrey epstein like

00:11:45.360 billionaire Jeffrey Epstein

00:11:46.380 and like Ghislaine

00:11:47.160 I think it's Ghislaine Maxwell

00:11:48.040 it's not Ghislaine

00:11:48.880 because if I started

00:11:50.220 a porn place

00:11:50.920 I would headquarter

00:11:52.160 on Ghislaine

00:11:52.820 where do you guys

00:11:54.240 where do you live

00:11:54.980 I want to call

00:11:55.500 I want to call her this

00:11:56.360 I want to call her

00:11:57.200 pedophile Maxwell

00:11:58.940 and pedophile Epstein

00:12:00.060 well hold on a second

00:12:00.840 are we clear

00:12:02.020 to call her that

00:12:02.740 oh okay

00:12:03.540 I don't know enough

00:12:04.540 have you seen

00:12:05.340 the documentary

00:12:06.540 have you read

00:12:07.480 the research

00:12:07.960 the news

00:12:08.520 the photographs

00:12:09.260 fuck

00:12:09.780 bro who's the prince

00:12:10.740 prince uh

00:12:11.440 who's the prince

00:12:12.700 it was in the photo

00:12:13.440 with uh

00:12:14.160 I think it was

00:12:17.440 so she gets popped

00:12:19.700 Prince Andrew

00:12:20.700 so she gets arrested

00:12:23.200 and within two days

00:12:25.600 there is a

00:12:27.540 well not only that but

00:12:29.160 there is a fear that she may try to kill herself

00:12:31.640 here we go it's starting already

00:12:33.880 dude they're already setting up the pieces

00:12:35.940 to accidentally find this woman

00:12:37.640 and it brings us

00:12:39.560 it starts to teeter

00:12:41.680 on the

00:12:42.320 all that shit with the

00:12:44.800 people that I won't mention on the show

00:12:47.220 and what they talk about with the pizza

00:12:48.620 and more importantly, do you see the new one?

00:12:52.080 West Wayfair.

00:12:53.820 Wayfair. That was terrifying.

00:12:55.840 Okay, so they still

00:12:57.140 they find these

00:12:59.220 cabinets on the Wayfair website that are

00:13:01.220 like $18,000 cabinets, which

00:13:02.920 who knows, it could have been a fucking glitch in the system.

00:13:05.460 These cabinets are too expensive.

00:13:07.200 And then they find out that

00:13:08.960 the cabinets

00:13:11.220 are named after missing children okay which which on the surface is is frightening on the surface

00:13:20.800 you want to make a moot like a cool movie about it for shits and gigs whatever but i'm gonna i'm

00:13:24.820 gonna say something crazy right now and you ain't gonna fucking believe this and they're gonna have

00:13:28.120 something to combat it with if you look up any name of any product in the world i assure you

00:13:33.460 there's a missing child out there named that same thing i assure you that much there's miss there's

00:13:37.940 Millions of missing children.

00:13:39.340 If someone names a cabinet the Coda,

00:13:41.640 there's a kid named Coda missing in some...

00:13:44.020 What?

00:13:44.260 There's more to the story?

00:13:45.120 No, I think 800,000 kids per year go missing.

00:13:47.540 That's what I'm saying.

00:13:48.200 That's a high fucking number.

00:13:49.500 And so then automatically,

00:13:51.520 Wayfair is tied in with Epstein and Hillary Clinton

00:13:56.080 and Bill Gates is fucking...

00:13:58.280 Wait, what is Wayfair?

00:13:59.680 They sell cabinets?

00:14:01.540 Or is it like an Amazon type?

00:14:02.140 It's a furniture store.

00:14:03.280 It's a furniture retail.

00:14:04.860 Can anyone post on it, though?

00:14:06.620 That would be my thing.

00:14:07.360 Because I saw there's stuff on Amazon now, too.

00:14:09.260 But if you're a seller, it's not Amazon that's doing it.

00:14:12.920 It would just be the people that are using that website.

00:14:15.840 Listen.

00:14:16.180 Way of fair response to sex trafficking conspiracy theory over cabinets with human names.

00:14:20.320 I hope they made a joke.

00:14:21.380 It turned into a joke.

00:14:22.220 No, please.

00:14:23.020 I hope they did.

00:14:23.940 It is a fucking joke.

00:14:25.640 These people with this fucking bullshit, dude.

00:14:28.080 You're saying this is 100% fabricated?

00:14:29.960 It's fabricated.

00:14:30.860 Bro, let me ask you a question really quick.

00:14:32.700 They said there is, of course, no truth to these claims.

00:14:34.660 Spokeswoman Suzanne Frechette.

00:14:36.340 In your mind of minds, if a multi-billion dollar corporation was going to sell children online, sell children at all, or get involved in that game, do you think they would sell them online inside of cabinets?

00:14:51.080 Like, let's just step back.

00:14:52.840 Let's just step back for a second here.

00:14:55.340 Okay, sounds dumb.

00:14:56.140 Sounds dumb.

00:14:56.820 We're going to retail children inside cabinets on an e-com website.

00:15:01.680 Yeah.

00:15:01.880 Yeah, dude.

00:15:03.080 That's going to happen.

00:15:04.180 So that is the art of all this

00:15:07.140 That is the art of Pizzagate, Comet Pizza

00:15:09.480 The Clintons having a human

00:15:11.720 Flesh trafficking ring with Tom Hanks

00:15:13.860 Poor Tom Hanks

00:15:15.620 Poor Tom Hanks

00:15:17.820 One of the nicest pilots

00:15:19.720 I've ever seen

00:15:20.440 He's played so many move pilots

00:15:22.400 How many fucking humans has this guy saved?

00:15:25.120 Listen, I dig into this shit

00:15:27.400 I dig into this shit because it excites me

00:15:29.360 But at the end of the day, it's all about the what if factor

00:15:32.380 People are bored

00:15:33.440 People are sitting at home and they're bored

00:15:35.580 What's more exciting than

00:15:37.140 Sitting at home being bored?

00:15:39.120 Making up stories about pedophilia

00:15:41.040 That gets people's rocks off bro

00:15:42.960 Look at this shit

00:15:44.160 The spokeswoman said the products in question are industrial grade cabinets

00:15:47.180 That are accurately priced

00:15:48.360 But yeah weird names like Yeritza

00:15:50.260 Not weird names but for a cabinet maybe

00:15:52.400 Some of ya five shelf storage cabinet

00:15:55.220 Which is the same name as these

00:15:56.940 Teens that went missing

00:15:58.520 I don't know

00:16:00.580 But like the Tom Hanks thing

00:16:03.120 Which is a big thing

00:16:04.380 Because

00:16:04.640 And even his son Chet

00:16:05.880 Who I know

00:16:06.860 Gets shit for it

00:16:08.320 They

00:16:08.820 Tom Hanks

00:16:10.000 If you go on this dude's comments

00:16:11.260 It's just

00:16:12.000 We're coming for you

00:16:13.480 You've been flagged

00:16:15.160 And they're like

00:16:15.580 Wait are you talking about Chet?

00:16:16.820 Well Chet deals with it too

00:16:18.040 Chet trolls him dog

00:16:18.940 Trolls him hard

00:16:19.540 Trolls the shit out of these people

00:16:20.920 But Tom's like

00:16:22.140 Tom's get these comments

00:16:23.080 That are like

00:16:23.520 Yo like

00:16:23.980 We know you're dead

00:16:25.120 Like there's this conspiracy

00:16:26.340 That him and his wife

00:16:27.100 Are actually dead

00:16:27.740 And I don't understand all of it

00:16:29.060 Because I don't pay that much

00:16:29.700 Attention to it

00:16:30.340 Oh they're just apparitions

00:16:31.540 Yes or they're like

00:16:32.440 stuck in like a fema camp i don't fucking know dude listen and but i think tom kind of

00:16:37.840 intelligently trolls him too because he posts pictures of missing socks on his pull up his

00:16:41.920 instagram tom hanks pull up pull up tom so so in a way in a way he's either trolling or he is

00:16:49.140 putting kids in cabinets and selling all the stuff you have going on in your life how do you have

00:16:53.900 late at night late at night how is that like before or after your cheese raid scroll down

00:16:59.580 Bags of piss.

00:17:00.840 What do you mean?

00:17:02.340 Oh, my God.

00:17:04.600 But keep going down.

00:17:05.520 Keep going down.

00:17:05.960 Watch.

00:17:06.280 What do you mean socks, Mike?

00:17:07.260 Watch.

00:17:07.560 See that missing sock?

00:17:08.600 Shut up.

00:17:09.160 He takes pictures of missing socks.

00:17:10.840 Now, is he trolling?

00:17:12.560 Is he trolling or is he really selling cabinet kids?

00:17:16.740 Bro, shut up.

00:17:18.700 But keep going.

00:17:19.660 Look, a missing sandal.

00:17:21.580 Why did he post that?

00:17:23.300 A missing glove.

00:17:25.140 So, like, in a way.

00:17:26.780 So, in a way.

00:17:27.960 was it monday i can't keep going keep going it gets no i don't i'm i'm calling the quits here

00:17:37.800 no missing gloves keep going keep going

00:17:42.800 so it's like yo are they wrong

00:17:49.500 because why would he because why would he do that he's pointing to it because why would he do it

00:17:55.960 why would he do that bro a missing child's pacifier in the middle

00:18:02.000 why would he do that dude maybe there are cabinet kids bro and there's pizzas that he's trying to

00:18:12.160 give you the the signs of like where the person was taken bro maybe maybe he's an undercover

00:18:17.820 vigilante like dude this is horrible does pizza really come with human flesh on it like i don't

00:18:25.280 fucking know it's all pepperoni human flesh because that's what they say oh man this is tricky

00:18:33.560 but yeah fuck you gilin maxwell yeah that's fucked i hope you get exactly what you deserve

00:18:40.140 I thought you were going to say exonerated

00:18:41.440 Never

00:18:42.440 I hate her

00:18:44.740 I watched the Epstein documentary

00:18:46.240 It also made me lose so much faith

00:18:49.840 In the criminal justice system

00:18:51.180 And again in this country

00:18:52.340 It pisses you off

00:18:54.240 And that's why I went on that rant that one episode

00:18:56.740 The Black Lives Matter rant

00:18:58.380 Because like

00:18:58.820 I just get fed up when I see and hear this shit

00:19:02.640 And it was one of the things

00:19:04.220 I cannot believe

00:19:06.460 The irresponsibility of some of

00:19:08.440 our elected authorities the people in charge what the fuck that raises the question are we do we

00:19:13.460 elect kanye for president all right so it's yeah that's another one and also i should put this on

00:19:20.400 before i take we table this completely some of this stuff like what you're saying right now is

00:19:24.660 absolutely true are corporations in this country and elected officials involved in terrible things

00:19:30.760 where they're taking money to push the agendas of corporations yes but the but the the question is

00:19:36.920 where does the sane person draw the line and say okay yes do you think bill clinton or trump or

00:19:43.820 whoever has taken money to push forward their own agenda in korea or china or whatever to make more

00:19:48.480 money yes do i think tom hanks is selling children in cabinets no like where do you stop right yeah

00:19:55.540 where do you stop is the big question yeah and it's by person i i don't i i don't believe any

00:20:00.460 the shit to me it's very i i do enjoy watching it but i don't enjoy the fact that so many people

00:20:07.700 have gotten involved in it that scares me subscribe to that narrative yeah it's yeah it's weird that

00:20:13.500 also makes me lose a lot of faith in humanity people just want to latch on to shit like you

00:20:17.180 said i mean people just bored and want to believe in something it's it's it's sort of like the same

00:20:22.020 uh phenomenon i'll compare it to the flat earth movement like you obviously no you fucking morons

00:20:28.560 But it's almost worse

00:20:29.680 It gives you something to do

00:20:30.700 It gives you something to do

00:20:31.900 It gives you a little bit of purpose

00:20:32.800 It makes you feel like

00:20:33.460 You're a part of a group

00:20:34.240 A clique, a circle

00:20:35.020 That's exciting

00:20:35.480 You're an internet detective, right?

00:20:37.320 That gives you purpose

00:20:38.060 Now you know something

00:20:39.100 That you think no one else knows

00:20:40.100 Like shut the fuck up

00:20:40.960 They do bowling on Tuesday nights

00:20:42.580 Be a part of that

00:20:43.380 Go bowl

00:20:44.320 Join a cycling team

00:20:45.780 Do a pizza eating contest

00:20:47.960 Maybe not pizza

00:20:48.780 Don't do a pizza eating contest

00:20:50.960 Unless you want to sell kids in cabinets

00:20:53.020 Yeah

00:20:53.720 Pizza's cancelled now

00:20:55.260 So look

00:20:56.080 Kanye West

00:20:57.220 Kanye West is running for president

00:20:58.940 For real?

00:21:00.200 For real?

00:21:00.800 Yes.

00:21:02.100 The way you just said that was incredible.

00:21:03.660 No, that's his campaign slogan.

00:21:04.940 Yes.

00:21:05.440 His campaign slogans, yeah?

00:21:06.840 Yeah.

00:21:07.100 No, it's yes.

00:21:08.260 See, if I was running for president, I don't think I'd need a slogan because my name is

00:21:11.740 Logan.

00:21:12.040 Wow.

00:21:13.000 That was incredible.

00:21:14.260 It would just be Logan Paul.

00:21:15.580 Who knows?

00:21:15.920 But listen, dude, the country is in desperate need of sound leadership.

00:21:21.900 And I think that's why I'm going to be running for president in 2032.

00:21:26.120 Not yet, but I'll be there.

00:21:27.120 We know.

00:21:27.620 Yeah, we know.

00:21:28.040 I read something about the Kanye thing, and it sort of scared me a little bit.

00:21:32.380 What part?

00:21:33.580 So if he's really running for president, who do you think is going to vote for Kanye?

00:21:38.060 Yes.

00:21:38.920 Millennials.

00:21:39.680 No, Biden fucking voters.

00:21:41.940 People who would vote for Biden.

00:21:44.000 That's the only reason why it gets messy.

00:21:46.460 That's where it gets messy.

00:21:47.620 Because you see these pictures of Kanye with Trump.

00:21:49.400 And he visited the office.

00:21:50.700 He wore the MAGA hat.

00:21:51.660 He was on the Trump wave at one point in his life.

00:21:55.220 and if he runs for president and takes away votes from biden that would essentially be voting for

00:22:02.320 trump do you remember the harambe write-in for the last election you were able to write people

00:22:07.320 were writing harambe that into the elect into the vote the ape i'm trying to think of the right way

00:22:13.920 to phrase this and i can't unfortunately how many people do but a lot but but but a lot more

00:22:18.740 would do it for Kanye yeah for sure okay and so and so and so well the entire idea of him even

00:22:25.900 saying it is absolutely the dumbest shit I've like bro bro I hate I hate it I hate it so much

00:22:34.640 it's just indicative completely of where he like of where we've come to as a country that people

00:22:40.200 care enough about that to actually chance chance the rapper today came out and basically was was

00:22:46.220 was uh approving and supporting him which okay what don't you like here's what i don't like

00:22:52.400 here's what i don't like

00:22:53.340 when something happens that's a joke we used to laugh at it it used to be oh kanye west is

00:23:02.440 running for president we would all have a laugh and then we would get back to business as usual

00:23:05.520 unfortunately because of how uh stupid this country currently is and what we believe which

00:23:12.660 is that the dumbest shit is possible to happen which it is people latch on to the idea and it

00:23:18.220 starts to distract from the real situation which is we have two candidates already Kanye West

00:23:23.240 I did this with Trump I did this with Trump and I lost and I'm gonna do it again Kanye West will

00:23:30.920 never be the president of the United States of America I can make that that bluntly and I hate

00:23:35.940 saying that because it scares me to say it but I don't know if you say that word anymore though

00:23:39.600 never you're right because it happened it did happen with trump i thought it was a joke you're

00:23:43.720 right like many people i was like trump donald trump okay a guy from the apprentice is running

00:23:49.000 for president of the united states no chance i would have bet my life he wouldn't have been

00:23:52.900 elected as president a businessman who has you know or at least his thought is not a businessman

00:23:58.800 he is he is it's a great it's a great point it's a great point i don't know what the reasoning is

00:24:05.580 but a rapper like okay so once again where do you know he's more than a rapper though once again

00:24:09.960 where do you draw the line is my question like can it can it be any at this point can anybody so

00:24:14.260 like so here's my question who who's someone that's over 35 that has more clout than kanye

00:24:18.820 there's got to be somebody there's got to be somebody who snoop no snoop dog no not but but

00:24:25.180 at what point like do you start to look at this person be like okay jay-z for example yeah another

00:24:30.120 businessman like what if he throws his hat in the ring what if naz throws his hat in the ring and

00:24:33.800 What if, you know, what if Adam 22 says, I'm going to, I'm going to be like, at what point do you start to say, yo, like, can we focus on the people that can actually be the president?

00:24:42.780 That's what America was about.

00:24:44.080 That anyone could grow up to be whatever they wanted to be.

00:24:46.300 And like, if someone throws their hat in the ring to be president of the United States, it's okay to possibly consider their chance at the title.

00:24:55.220 So we only know what we know.

00:24:56.240 I'm here for Kanye announcing that he's running for president.

00:24:58.500 I'm here for it.

00:24:59.280 Yeah.

00:24:59.440 It's exciting.

00:25:00.220 It's, it's, it's maybe kind of funny.

00:25:02.260 i'm not sure exactly what to make of it yet um again his actions will determine what his true

00:25:09.500 intention is if he's out there doing like proper campaign speeches and doing debates and learning

00:25:15.100 about the country and what it needs and having a campaign manager with a plan maybe he is here

00:25:22.160 well from what i understand he first of all he cannot even run because he missed the cutoff

00:25:26.960 That's in a certain number of states.

00:25:28.520 You can still run it as a write-in.

00:25:30.120 So listen, let's all be honest with each other sitting right here on the podcast right now

00:25:33.960 before this gets too out of control.

00:25:35.680 Kanye West is not going to win the election in 2020.

00:25:37.540 It's not going to happen.

00:25:38.280 I'd say it's super unlikely, but I can never.

00:25:41.080 It's not going to happen.

00:25:41.760 It's not going to happen.

00:25:42.660 100% guaranteed not going to happen.

00:25:44.260 So if you're watching this show right now and you're thinking to yourself,

00:25:47.160 I'm going to vote for Kanye West, man.

00:25:50.380 Like his intro or the skits in that song.

00:25:54.420 My dad went to college, man.

00:25:56.380 You remember those?

00:25:56.960 I'm gonna vote for Kanye, man

00:25:59.120 He's gonna fucking turn this country into all rappers, man

00:26:02.220 We're gonna have fucking

00:26:03.400 Again, you know that he's not just a rapper

00:26:05.260 To say that is to

00:26:06.940 Completely discredit everything he's done in the past 10 years

00:26:09.960 Which is build a multi-billion dollar company

00:26:11.900 What would you call it?

00:26:12.420 I would call him an entrepreneurial mastermind artist

00:26:15.700 So in Mike's like

00:26:16.920 He's just spewing a sentence

00:26:18.080 And he's using a word to describe a human

00:26:19.700 But it's just like

00:26:20.660 No, I get his point

00:26:22.120 He's just like

00:26:22.680 I'm primarily a YouTuber, right?

00:26:24.700 But I do a lot of shit

00:26:25.420 But he wouldn't just be a rapper

00:26:26.780 he's an artist

00:26:27.520 I don't think he's an artist

00:26:28.520 he's not

00:26:28.880 reducing Kanye West

00:26:30.380 to just being a rapper

00:26:31.060 but just for the sake

00:26:31.820 of what he's saying

00:26:32.480 but rapper

00:26:32.760 to a lot of people

00:26:33.780 has a negative connotation

00:26:35.180 because rapper is like

00:26:36.280 so did Reality Star

00:26:37.880 and then Donald Trump

00:26:38.880 became president

00:26:39.260 but Donald Trump

00:26:40.100 was also a business magnate

00:26:41.980 but it depends

00:26:42.820 what you knew him from

00:26:44.860 sure

00:26:45.120 because me

00:26:46.160 like yeah

00:26:46.720 he's a business magnate

00:26:47.660 I'd probably still say

00:26:48.600 that guy from The Apprentice

00:26:49.480 I wouldn't be like

00:26:50.280 that's fine

00:26:50.560 because I'm a millennial

00:26:52.520 yeah yeah

00:26:53.040 but that would also

00:26:53.780 discredit a lot of

00:26:54.820 other stuff he did

00:26:55.720 but that's not the intention

00:26:56.520 of what mike's saying sure here's here's my problem here's my issue with all of it and with

00:27:00.920 anybody throwing their hat in the ring the president of the united states is not supposed

00:27:07.120 to be a popularity contest it's not supposed to be a contest of like yo we fuck with that dude's

00:27:11.580 music and yeezys bitch i fuck with them shoes bitch it's not supposed to be about that let me

00:27:18.180 ask you precisely right now what policy of kanye's do you like best oh no he actually had an

00:27:23.840 interesting Forbes article that came out and they did a four-hour interview they definitely

00:27:28.200 he got slammed yeah for the whole thing yeah they cut it down he hates vaccines like what do you

00:27:32.500 like what do I like about it I like his ability to speak the truth in the face of whoever has

00:27:37.400 ever come at him like we've seen him multiple time times and time again just thrown under the bus

00:27:44.080 when Kanye West says he's going on to be the greatest artist of all time doing this doing

00:27:48.480 that I'm going to do this resilience resilience uh as far as policy he's he hasn't really said

00:27:53.540 much okay but that being said but hold on there is still time i'm not i agree that he might not

00:27:59.960 make it as this year's candidate that would be ridiculous but someone that wants to eventually

00:28:04.280 be president of the united states needs to practice their campaign run donald trump got

00:28:08.180 lucky on his first one joe biden's been running for president for a long time now right uh well

00:28:12.860 no this is his first official run because hillary got the nod last time so this is his first official

00:28:16.800 but but but but he was still in candidacy uh for the for the party yeah i believe so i can't i

00:28:22.900 I could be I could be wrong. But you start somewhere. Yes. You start somewhere. And eventually along that line, you build up your policy to become a candidate for the president. You have to start somewhere. What I guess I'm getting at is this. In the past. The policy of a person that's going to run for president has always been based on the policies they've held before that role in other offices.

00:28:46.000 Yo, I did this for this city.

00:28:47.720 I helped fix the infrastructure in this place.

00:28:50.180 I helped get more rights for Hispanics in this city.

00:28:53.420 It's always been based on what were you able to do in Senate?

00:28:55.920 What were you able to do as the governor?

00:28:57.100 What were you able to do in House of Representatives?

00:28:59.180 Was Ronald Reagan in that at all?

00:29:00.560 I don't know Ronald Reagan's portfolio prior to presidency.

00:29:03.300 My assumption is he had some sort of credit to his name.

00:29:07.000 At what point did we get to be a country where someone was just like, yo, that a dark, twisted, beautiful fantasy was a dope album?

00:29:15.440 Did I say that right?

00:29:16.480 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

00:29:17.220 My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy was a dope album.

00:29:19.820 This dude can fix the water problem in Flint, Michigan.

00:29:22.780 Please, please.

00:29:23.860 How the fuck did that?

00:29:25.100 That dude crushed it on Apprentice.

00:29:26.820 I think you're skipping a lot of things to make a point to discredit his campaign.

00:29:31.180 No, because listen.

00:29:32.480 It's like running for president without establishing a record of policy is like saying I am the best rapper alive.

00:29:42.100 or the best, I am the best candidate

00:29:45.240 to be called Best Rapper Alive,

00:29:46.860 yet I have no songs.

00:29:48.620 Yet I have no songs.

00:29:49.640 If he does build up a record of policy

00:29:52.840 over the next four to eight years,

00:29:54.820 would you start being open to the idea of being?

00:29:57.540 Yes, and that's, I'm just, it's not about Kanye.

00:30:00.420 It's about our current climate

00:30:02.020 of being cool with the idea of somebody

00:30:04.980 just because they're a cool person

00:30:06.420 or you like the fact that they did billion dollar businesses

00:30:08.580 being the president of this country.

00:30:10.780 that is not a a billion dollar business being able to brand a cool company being a great rapper

00:30:17.120 those are not prerequisites or acceptable experiences for president of the united states

00:30:23.180 as we are seeing right fucking now do you understand like i understand that as prerequisites

00:30:29.720 but like you're you're acknowledging kanye's brilliance absolutely of course and his ability

00:30:34.020 to to uh jump verticals yes and do everything incredibly right so if this is what i'm saying

00:30:39.200 If he really devoted his life to the political climate over the next decade, maybe Michael here would be a little bit more open to the idea of Kanye being president right now.

00:30:52.800 And we already just said it.

00:30:53.800 He's not going to be the 2020 president of the United States of America.

00:30:57.220 He's not going to get elected.

00:30:58.100 No, he's not.

00:30:58.840 And I also think it is dangerous that he's doing what he's doing because it is distracting people from the mission at hand.

00:31:06.380 And the people who are going to vote for Joe Biden will now vote for Kanye West.

00:31:11.880 But you don't know that.

00:31:12.740 No, we don't know.

00:31:13.800 You don't know that.

00:31:14.740 Because that's to say that anyone that would vote for Joe Biden – what am I trying to say?

00:31:19.600 Anyone that would vote for Kanye would be a Democrat.

00:31:21.900 Kanye has already said he would run as a Republican if Donald Trump wasn't running.

00:31:25.920 Right, which is impossible.

00:31:27.060 So you might be taking Republicans from Donald Trump.

00:31:30.520 You can't just say you're destroying Joe Biden's plan.

00:31:33.340 I think we're like talking selectively about the millennials here, which are, I would bet

00:31:40.380 still a minority of the population.

00:31:42.860 I have no idea.

00:31:43.740 No, well, hold on.

00:31:44.580 Compared to the people who are going to vote for Donald Trump?

00:31:46.380 Do millennials even vote?

00:31:48.480 Let's, hold on.

00:31:49.140 Let's, let's, let's, let's step back.

00:31:50.980 That's what we're, we're here to do is like tell them you gotta do that shit.

00:31:53.900 Hey, did you guys register to vote yet?

00:31:55.200 It's very easy.

00:31:55.960 I'm pretty sure you can do it online.

00:31:57.060 We did a mail-in ballot because of COVID or something like that.

00:32:00.220 Well, let's let's take, by the way, quickly, let's take a quick step back from getting into the demographic specifics of it.

00:32:06.400 The the the if Kanye were to shift the black vote, which is a Democratic vote like that's just a statistic.

00:32:15.060 You can't say that.

00:32:15.840 No, it is. It is. You can say that there's there's there's whole that's one thing that Kanye is completely going for to he wore the whole MAGA hat so that he could say that he is like it's OK to not be a Democrat and be black.

00:32:28.880 fair but let me just tell you this really quick just because we sit here talking about how kanye

00:32:34.500 is influential and a genius i assure you the black community as a whole does not look at kanye west

00:32:38.980 as that he's not when he says when he says it's okay to be a republican i would assure you 70

00:32:44.780 percent of the black community says why the fuck am i listening to this strange man who does these

00:32:49.160 strange things tell me about fucking wait wait it happened it happened when he was in office

00:32:53.160 with donald trump wearing the mag hat yeah black twitter exploded black twitter exploded i mean

00:32:58.660 Keep in mind, the big thing to remember here is when there is a viral tweet, something that goes viral on Twitter, this goes all the way back to cancel culture and everything we talk about.

00:33:08.220 That's a bubble.

00:33:09.140 It's a bubble.

00:33:09.720 It's not in any way representative of the thought process of the rest of this country.

00:33:13.160 It is a little bit.

00:33:14.620 Not the entire country, but it is.

00:33:16.680 I promise you.

00:33:17.060 You can't ignore it.

00:33:18.260 Take note.

00:33:18.940 Take note of the voice of the people.

00:33:20.220 Even if it is just on Twitter, it is a large voice.

00:33:25.060 A large voice, yes.

00:33:25.880 but as trump always talks about the silent majority and i hate to kind of quote him on this

00:33:30.000 but unfortunately he's he's very right like i'm talking like 98 like you can't take something

00:33:35.160 that trends on twitter and be like oh that's applicable to the rest of the it's not yeah okay

00:33:38.760 it's not okay it's just not you know what i'm saying so we we are all of us in la here we're

00:33:43.060 like bro kanye crushed the branding and like all that stuff and we love kanye we love his albums

00:33:47.860 i bumped that shit all the fucking time dude i love no more parties in la it's one of my favorite

00:33:51.720 fucking songs but from a political standpoint yeah would i feel good about kanye west meeting

00:33:57.720 with fucking the superior being of china or or or you know and and doing discussions about trade and

00:34:04.860 war and kanye west wait wait wait and kanye west who who made the kanye west mixtape uh get right

00:34:11.660 for the summer having having what's that no no no but but all all those things great songs would i

00:34:19.720 feel comfortable with him being like yo i made a dope album and i got my finger on the nuclear

00:34:24.280 button no wait question question no say he does though say he say he is a legitimate candidate

00:34:30.540 right now you could choose you mike may like you have the power to choose the president of these

00:34:35.580 united states you choosing connie west or donald trump to have those discussions

00:34:39.040 and have your finger on that button why are you doing this right now why are you doing this

00:34:44.000 here in the house i have been i don't know i'm not answering you've been very vocal about other

00:34:49.040 people's stuff pick your pick your poison mike who is it kanye or donald trump like like yo

00:34:55.000 okay okay so i have been quoted in the past saying that i would vote a toaster oven over trump i've

00:35:01.880 said it before i've said it before okay he he listen whether or not you like his policies

00:35:07.720 whether you like where he's pushing the country economy's soaring i got an extra 120 bucks in my

00:35:11.620 pocket this week whether you like that or not whether you got the extra buck to on here or not

00:35:15.540 the dude has no idea what he's doing from a foreign policy standpoint he's he's he's breaking

00:35:21.860 relationships with our allies like it's just a it's a disaster the coronavirus response these

00:35:25.900 are things that everybody's aligned on i'm not i'm not being biased everybody's aligned that

00:35:29.380 we've we've failed in in some massive ways under this presidency right but do i think that the guy

00:35:36.380 that i bump or used to bump when i was sipping out of a red solo cup chilling on a fucking hammock

00:35:41.600 smoking a blunt and he was the go-to guy for my days back on the scene yeah would do a better job

00:35:47.480 in negotiating business deals i don't think so i'm you don't think you could have a good cabinet

00:35:51.540 around him who would it be chance the rapper fucking jay-z and like what's his cabinet gonna

00:35:57.520 be dude he's a leader of industry he's literally one of the top people in the fashion industry

00:36:03.320 the fashion industry because he's a hype beast all i'm saying is this when you are now a

00:36:09.260 multi-billionaire based on net worth you have access to a lot of very interesting people that

00:36:14.160 might not be accessible to someone who's just the joe schmoe let me ask you a question if you were

00:36:18.460 the if you were the the head of defense is that not true if you were the head of defense i'm sorry

00:36:23.240 i clocked out i was just really really thinking about kanye west as the president that's fine

00:36:27.200 that's fine but all this is what i'm saying bro if you if you have the ability to be at this

00:36:32.980 these weird strange tables with people who are uh multi-billionaires or have access to people

00:36:39.860 who are policymakers and all all of the washington dc type people you can build a good cabinet

00:36:46.220 around you mac if we're hold on let me ask you this question as a final note if the plan is

00:36:52.980 if the plan ahead of him being elected is already to find a way to insulate him with good people

00:37:00.660 because he does not know what the fuck he's doing.

00:37:03.460 Does that seem like a good starting point?

00:37:05.840 Maybe.

00:37:06.160 No, fuck that.

00:37:07.000 No, maybe.

00:37:07.840 I'm making an argument that anyone can be president of the United States

00:37:11.660 if they take the time, spend their lives working on the greater good of humanity.

00:37:16.780 And what I'm seeing from this man in particular

00:37:19.400 is that he has done a very good job at putting himself in a very influential place,

00:37:24.220 building strong businesses around himself,

00:37:26.340 turning it into an American-based business,

00:37:28.260 and could potentially put very intelligent people around him

00:37:32.720 that could help him make policies.

00:37:35.400 And you know when you go to war,

00:37:37.080 you're never just going alone as the head honcho.

00:37:39.560 You bring your generals and you bring your military in the house.

00:37:42.940 Do you know who appoints all those people?

00:37:44.780 Do you know who appoints the court, the justices?

00:37:47.640 Like, bro, what is he going to do?

00:37:49.600 Create the hard as a motherfucker act?

00:37:51.640 Like, he's going to go and just go ham?

00:37:53.500 Dude, this dude is, I love the idea of him going from rap to shoes.

00:37:58.260 And listen, I don't want to block him, man

00:38:00.240 I don't want to block him

00:38:01.220 I don't want to stand here and be that fucking dude

00:38:02.860 And I can't

00:38:04.060 He's fucking 80 billion times bigger

00:38:06.000 But at the same time, why are we doing this?

00:38:09.460 Why are we sitting here having a conversation

00:38:11.280 That is so ridiculous

00:38:13.880 Recurrently, at least

00:38:15.940 In this current election year

00:38:17.540 Why aren't we talking about policy?

00:38:19.460 Why aren't we talking about the issues that fucking matter?

00:38:22.000 Yo, we've been stuck in the political sand for too long

00:38:25.680 You're still listening?

00:38:27.400 We love you

00:38:28.200 but yeah I hope

00:38:30.800 maybe you gain something from that conversation

00:38:32.920 politics are tricky bro

00:38:34.780 a lot of opinions everyone's got one

00:38:36.760 and some people it's on their

00:38:38.440 butt what is this saying

00:38:39.920 you got an opinion on your butt

00:38:42.060 everybody's got one

00:38:45.340 everyone's got a butthole

00:38:46.520 most times I think

00:38:49.260 well I'm sure there's somebody out there

00:38:51.020 that doesn't have an asshole but I'm not going to talk about it

00:38:53.200 you pissed off way too many

00:38:55.100 marginalized groups don't even go there

00:38:56.940 so yo i went to the ranch this past weekend love it there great was great thank you yeah

00:39:02.440 found that mountain lake secluded mountain lake uh that someone man-made built dammed up on the

00:39:09.980 top of the mountain how many times they have to pee in that to make it so they probably didn't

00:39:14.160 use urine oh although i did read a comment someone commented that they've they've peed in that lake

00:39:20.160 so many times it's in the san jacinto mountains and they uh poked a hole in a tube at the bottom

00:39:25.660 of it should we go find it i don't fucking know but um i brought three members of the maverick

00:39:31.740 club up this weekend yeah so so we're really doing this thing dude like we're really trying

00:39:37.260 to create and curate awesome experiences for our members and uh ryan spencer and quinn ryan was the

00:39:43.880 member and we drove from chicago and i was like fuck it dude like come come say what's up come

00:39:47.960 vlog we'll go to the ranch i let him jump me in the razor we went on these hikes we they survived

00:39:52.640 the wrath of greg paul it was all good stuff but off camera it wasn't all sunshine or rainbows

00:39:59.040 we had uh we had an issue with the one kid uh quinn one night and mind you the ranch is in the

00:40:07.760 middle of fucking nowhere the nearest hospital is not near it's real far away there's a four mile

00:40:14.500 dirt road that you have to traverse is the word i'll use to to get anyone in and out and um it's

00:40:21.660 not ideal if things go wrong i'll put it like that sure we have we have uh a lot of things

00:40:27.020 first aid kits and healing remedies and literal ambulance my dad's drives but uh one of the kids

00:40:34.620 quinn he's over a trash can reading a uh a hot pocket box like a generic hot pocket box late at

00:40:40.040 night i'm like what's you what's you doing there man uh you count calories right like just trying

00:40:45.900 make some small talk and uh he's like no he's like no i think no no i think my throat's closing up

00:40:52.500 i was like what do you mean he go uh he goes i'm like allergic to a lot of things

00:40:59.440 and i think i ate something oh my god and i'm like i'm like i'm like are you fucking with me

00:41:04.540 bro because like we need to handle this immediately he goes yeah i can just use a

00:41:09.480 benadryl and i'm like holy fucking shit so the house disperses it's like 1 a.m we're all looking

00:41:15.560 for Benadryl uh we don't have it yeah there's none there I can tell you first hand why because

00:41:19.220 you tried well I get bad bug bites sometimes no Benadryl needless to say now we're stocking the

00:41:24.640 fuck up on Benadryl but we're running around give him uh Claritin Advil we're checking every first

00:41:29.680 aid kit there and uh it was terrifying because here's this here's this kid who we brought up

00:41:37.520 here to have a great experience you know and he's slowly dying and his throat is closing up so I sit

00:41:43.860 him down get him out of the commotion I'm like here's what you need to do because we have no

00:41:47.880 Benatryl we're gonna take you to the hospital right now immediately right now or you're gonna

00:41:53.360 have to just close your eyes focus on your breathing in through the nose and out through

00:41:57.400 the mouth and let this wave pass I can imagine the pain and discomfort you're going through

00:42:01.520 but unfortunately we have two options like we have two options you either gotta wait this out

00:42:06.660 or we're taking you to the hospital right now and I don't know how far it is but we're going

00:42:10.280 Because I'll get you there

00:42:11.260 Give me the fucking word

00:42:12.500 I don't give a shit how late it is

00:42:13.740 I'm going to get you to that hospital

00:42:15.160 Wow

00:42:15.660 And the kid sat outside in the hammock

00:42:17.940 I gave him

00:42:18.840 I gave him the megaphone speaker

00:42:21.400 And a flashlight

00:42:22.480 And I was like

00:42:23.620 If anything goes wrong

00:42:24.320 Hit this button

00:42:24.860 It's a siren

00:42:25.420 Oh my god

00:42:27.220 What about an EpiPen?

00:42:28.460 Would that be good to have on hand?

00:42:29.340 So if you're allergic to things

00:42:32.060 And you have this type of reaction

00:42:34.980 You should fucking bring an EpiPen

00:42:36.800 Even a Benadryl

00:42:37.880 Like yo

00:42:38.220 If you know you're allergic to

00:42:39.780 random uh items of food and random ingredients of god knows what you're gonna eat you need to bring

00:42:46.680 the equipment with you just to prevent this from happening so he was reading the box after

00:42:51.680 he thinks he thinks it was because a generic hot pocket not a real hot pocket which we would have

00:42:56.500 at the ranch but um long story short he ended up being okay he um he just calmed down a little bit

00:43:02.160 we we kept him moving real slow relaxed uh outside in the the kind of like not cold but

00:43:08.660 It wasn't hot

00:43:09.400 Calmed him down

00:43:10.560 Cooled him off

00:43:11.280 And he ended up being okay

00:43:12.600 But it was

00:43:13.040 It was scary

00:43:14.260 Like if that happened

00:43:14.900 With one of us

00:43:15.480 It's a different story

00:43:16.360 Happened to a

00:43:17.840 Fucking kid

00:43:19.020 19 years old

00:43:19.700 You just met

00:43:20.540 Wants to come

00:43:21.240 Hang out with Logan Paul

00:43:22.240 At his ranch for the first time

00:43:23.300 And his fucking throat

00:43:24.580 Goes nah bitch

00:43:25.500 Titan's like a sphincter

00:43:27.580 No good

00:43:28.880 But it ended up being alright

00:43:30.020 And it was a fucking

00:43:30.980 Awesome experience

00:43:31.900 These kids

00:43:32.540 These kids are great

00:43:33.400 And uh

00:43:34.560 Just looking forward

00:43:35.380 To doing more stuff

00:43:35.980 With the Maverick Club

00:43:36.580 It's cool

00:43:37.620 It's cool

00:43:38.400 It's like an outlet for me.

00:43:39.480 I'm glad that worked out.

00:43:40.600 I think that's cool that those kids had a similar interest to you in vlogging, right?

00:43:44.540 Like the trip was to vlog, right?

00:43:46.580 Yeah.

00:43:47.180 Had they been vloggers or did they?

00:43:49.200 They are up and coming YouTubers.

00:43:52.320 That's awesome.

00:43:53.280 Yeah.

00:43:53.780 Which I also love.

00:43:55.000 So I hopped on a Zoom call with him and he's like, oh, we want to vlog us coming across

00:43:59.920 the country.

00:44:00.300 And I was like, yeah, like I love a spunky young creator.

00:44:04.120 Yeah.

00:44:05.200 And it's cool because you can imagine too.

00:44:06.800 i i didn't give them like tutorials and like mentorship but just being around me george

00:44:12.920 tanner fox like uh you guys talk shop they learn something yeah i promise it's like a

00:44:18.620 it's probably like a dream of theirs to be in that scenario dude you know what i'm saying it was

00:44:22.680 probably probably amazing yeah well overall like i said overall it was fantastic we watched the

00:44:27.880 ufc fights up there ufc 251 so what happened there somebody got robbed yeah one of the guys

00:44:32.420 it's um dana white seemed like it was that's one of the ways i knew i was a little weird

00:44:37.700 and i've always known i'm a little fucking weird i'm a weird person but everybody in the world

00:44:42.320 was watching that fight everybody in the world was watching that fight and i watched i was

00:44:45.840 watching the matrix one the first matrix i re-watched it if you haven't seen the matrix

00:44:50.820 they put out a list of and i want to go obviously get into the ufc shit but they uh they put out a

00:44:54.640 list of like the greatest mind fuck movies obviously inception your favorite interstellar

00:44:59.600 i screenshotted your tweet you hated it because interstellar wasn't on there right no no but it

00:45:03.800 should have been yeah i screen because i want to watch a rec room for a dream so so in my eyes

00:45:08.260 requiem for dream is the most mind fucked movie ever made it is dark dude i got one darker

00:45:13.440 donnie darko enter the void oh enter the void yeah i've never seen don now donnie darko i've

00:45:18.720 never seen and i feel bad saying that because people have always told me that donnie darko

00:45:21.860 was one of the biggest mind fucks but but um the matrix is definitely on there you know this idea

00:45:27.560 that the machines won this war that prefaced your life

00:45:32.220 and you are now just a, you know,

00:45:34.240 spoiler alert for people who haven't watched it, kind of,

00:45:36.180 you are now just an organism that fuels those machines

00:45:39.080 and you perpetually live in a simulation

00:45:42.220 so that your body can continue to create power

00:45:45.160 for the machines.

00:45:45.980 And you don't know it.

00:45:46.900 You don't know it.

00:45:47.280 Right now, you're watching us.

00:45:49.060 You're listening to a podcast.

00:45:50.600 We're all just a computer program.

00:45:52.860 This is all just a computer program.

00:45:54.180 And obviously that's based on theories of Descartes

00:45:56.180 and a lot of other people

00:45:56.880 that have come before

00:45:57.560 and this really interesting shit.

00:46:00.580 But there's a lot of undertones

00:46:01.740 in that movie about God

00:46:02.740 and the second coming with Jesus

00:46:03.920 and all these things.

00:46:04.920 Just incredible, incredible film.

00:46:06.320 If you haven't seen The Matrix,

00:46:07.280 one, two, three,

00:46:07.920 go watch those.

00:46:08.880 I'm going to do that.

00:46:09.560 Immediately.

00:46:10.120 UFC.

00:46:11.220 Yeah, so the UFC 251

00:46:13.660 took place on Fight Island.

00:46:14.940 They're still doing

00:46:15.440 the no audience thing,

00:46:16.280 which I love.

00:46:17.340 I'm a huge fan of it.

00:46:18.760 I actually like it more

00:46:19.480 than people screaming

00:46:20.300 maybe because I'm a little bit

00:46:22.340 interested in what the coaches

00:46:23.360 are saying.

00:46:23.840 I like hearing those

00:46:24.400 big fucking hits

00:46:25.380 and it's interesting again how the announcers the commentators can be heard by the fighters

00:46:30.980 so when michael bisping is saying things about like what they need to do like they're taking

00:46:35.180 the fighters can hear them you can hear him lower his decibel level when it gets a little quieter

00:46:39.640 and it's it's just like the stakes and then the tension in that room you could probably cut it

00:46:44.620 with a fucking knife but yeah alexander volkanovsky and max holloway had a uh a very good fight five

00:46:51.260 round fight championship fight and this guy volkanovsky is the champion and it was a little

00:46:57.220 controversial because it was a split decision that probably could have gone both ways but what we're

00:47:02.360 seeing time and time again is because people were saying holloway got robbed if you want to beat the

00:47:07.960 champ you gotta beat the fucking champ don't give it to the judges no three two shit like we saw with

00:47:15.300 john jones and a handful of other fighters you have to you have you have to beat the champ did

00:47:20.380 i think max holloway got robbed yeah but also i'm seeing a pattern in the ufc like they're not

00:47:24.700 maybe because it is a business at the end of the day they ain't they ain't gonna give it to

00:47:29.380 to someone who they think maybe can detract from the audience that is ufc fans if if who's an

00:47:38.040 australian that's so whack is bringing in a large audience from australia who's watching his fights

00:47:42.240 like yeah it's whack but it is a business brother i get it but that's the sanctity of so you know

00:47:47.160 i'm sure it's the same in boxing too but it's like the sanctity of judging should should matter

00:47:51.340 like the idea that you can't rely on so why even have the judges why even have the judge just just

00:47:56.200 say it like this why not just 100 rounds no or no just just just say it like this if you don't

00:48:00.880 knock the champ out you ain't the champ why even have the judges you know what i'm saying at what

00:48:05.020 point does it not even fucking matter question for you masvidal loses right yeah yeah masvidal

00:48:09.820 big big news yeah uh yeah because he yeah he's street jesus he's game bread fighter he's bread

00:48:14.800 to be game so and and obviously you know he got that huge uh confidence booster with the jake

00:48:19.240 paul post before the fight which yeah which which didn't it wasn't enough wasn't enough to get it

00:48:23.580 through but my my question is my question is this wasn't masvidal uh bad motherfucker does he lose

00:48:32.020 that title oh that's a good i don't think he does i know so this is where i come in i bring the weird

00:48:36.700 stuff because i'm obviously don't watch you know religiously like you guys but bad motherfucker

00:48:40.360 belt. From Nate Diaz. The bad motherfucker, yeah.

00:48:42.120 So shouldn't Usman technically

00:48:44.200 be the bad motherfucker if he beat the bad

00:48:46.240 motherfucker? I'm going to be honest, bro. Usman is the bad motherfucker.

00:48:48.040 He's bad. Everyone knows.

00:48:49.920 We've seen times. He's just beaten the

00:48:52.100 That's a problem. 20 pound

00:48:54.320 loss? You can't do that.

00:48:56.020 You did it. You can't do it, but

00:48:58.060 you shouldn't do that. If you want it, not

00:49:00.160 against Kamaru fucking Usman.

00:49:02.120 That was a tough challenge. I've said this before

00:49:04.160 and I learned my lesson after the timer.

00:49:05.960 Woodley fight. Oh my god.

00:49:07.940 Usman ain't a guy to bet against.

00:49:09.640 he's one of the most

00:49:10.720 solid fighters in the game

00:49:11.800 and sure the fight

00:49:12.500 was the most

00:49:13.040 entertaining thing ever

00:49:14.620 but Jorge Masvidal

00:49:15.800 is no walk in the park

00:49:17.160 absolutely not

00:49:17.840 you're not gonna walk

00:49:18.540 through this guy

00:49:19.080 he's a

00:49:19.880 he's a fiery

00:49:21.560 motherfucker

00:49:22.220 it's street Jesus

00:49:23.240 I'd love to see him

00:49:24.560 to be the champ

00:49:25.120 I'm saying

00:49:26.020 but again

00:49:26.820 taking a fight

00:49:27.380 on six days notice

00:49:28.560 ballsy

00:49:29.240 game bread fighter

00:49:30.180 this day

00:49:31.760 he wasn't bred

00:49:32.360 to be game enough

00:49:33.280 I saw him

00:49:34.980 laying

00:49:35.580 on a

00:49:36.760 on a bed

00:49:37.460 or whatever

00:49:37.760 with towels over him

00:49:38.680 doing the weight cut

00:49:39.460 the day before the weigh-ins and what does that do to you dude you have you have no idea that's

00:49:45.380 why i asked right so we did this for wrestling yeah and uh football season i'm 195 wrestling

00:49:51.720 my coach is like yo we want you to wrestle 170 i go no problem coach i cut that weight look at me

00:49:57.140 look at me i'm 195 now you're solid if i lost 25 pounds right now

00:50:03.680 i don't know where that weight comes from and i i i was wrestling a match at 171 time and how it

00:50:11.780 works in wrestling anyways you'd weigh in then you get to eat before your match and so that on

00:50:17.380 this particular day i weighed in at one set 169.9 or whatever and then just pounded a fucking meal

00:50:24.100 or two or three an hour before my uh my match and i remember wrestling this kid and i was like

00:50:30.120 yo this is one of the worst experiences of my life i am so incredibly weak right now i could

00:50:35.480 barely move my legs and it wasn't a hard match yeah um and it it drained me and i experienced

00:50:40.920 it again when i cut weight for the thinning that movie the thinning and even my first fight again

00:50:44.760 against uh ksi cutting weight affects people differently but for for me just makes me weak

00:50:52.220 weak depletes my uh mental strength and overall just like shrinks me as an athlete turn into a

00:50:59.400 raisin you don't yeah you don't think it does that to i would assume it's got to really fuck

00:51:04.000 some people are smarter with it i i didn't do it the the healthiest way again this is like coming

00:51:08.360 from a dude in ohio that like thinks he knows i can patty and water yeah that's how i come he'd

00:51:12.800 see it i come to school i'd eat a chicken patty i'd have my pack of trail mix in the morning

00:51:16.520 700 calories a day was my limit 700 healthy calories a day and um i would not go over that

00:51:25.660 no matter what and then have to do a wrestling practice on top of it you know it is the hardest

00:51:32.160 thing to try to exert energy when you have none look i have i actually have before and after

00:51:36.540 pictures of uh of me when i cut uh 25 pounds in wrestling and this was i was a senior in high

00:51:45.420 school and you'll be surprised because you can't actually see that much of a difference because i

00:51:53.280 and and these top tier athletes also dude left is 195 you could tell right is 170

00:52:00.680 so first i've noticed the color of my skin yeah i think you were closer in the other one so it

00:52:06.520 kind of throws off the perspective no no no same backdrop same distance okay you're you're uh you

00:52:12.640 can tell immediately when i look at that left bicep oh do you know what i'm saying like you

00:52:18.200 can tell immediately that that left bicep is deflated your your sides are probably shrunk a

00:52:24.020 little bit i'm pink look there that's better that's better that one's closer from a from a

00:52:28.740 from a yeah you're skinner in the in the width category dude i hated myself so imagine in in

00:52:35.000 six days trying to make 170 when i bet these dudes are walking around at 185 190 and you

00:52:39.980 could see it in at the end of the fight masvidal was it was breathing real heavy and uh he he was

00:52:44.740 still trying so hard to uh to do hit to do his thing and have fun and you know stick his tongue

00:52:50.960 out and uh be the game bread fighter but Usman is not the he ain't the guy credit to both fighters

00:52:57.120 though I mean yep great fight yep does anybody else I get so I don't I hate to say this but I

00:53:02.340 get so pumped when the stick the tongue out guy loses it's my favorite it's my favorite if you

00:53:07.040 gonna stick your tongue out you can't yeah you can't set your expectations yeah he he was missing

00:53:12.420 Hold in the back to the outfield when you're about to strike out.

00:53:15.820 Just put your stomach out after you win.

00:53:17.440 Or don't.

00:53:18.220 Just be humble in your victory.

00:53:19.680 But then again, fighting's different.

00:53:21.620 I can't speak to it.

00:53:21.980 No one likes that safe.

00:53:25.120 I think I can say this pretty confidently.

00:53:27.240 Usman is beating the shit out of people, running through the division.

00:53:31.100 No one's beating him.

00:53:32.620 He still ain't going to be getting those McGregor checks because he plays it safe.

00:53:37.480 He gets the job done.

00:53:38.900 he beats people up, but not

00:53:41.000 in a spectacular

00:53:42.820 fashion where... Gotta be an entertainer too.

00:53:44.720 Yeah, I mean, McGregor

00:53:46.980 is a showman through and through

00:53:48.820 and he proves it when he talks and he

00:53:50.900 proves it when he fights. He knocked

00:53:52.360 Donald Cerrone out partially with his

00:53:54.600 fucking shoulders! Oh, that was nasty.

00:53:57.060 Which, by the way, Usman was doing. It's now

00:53:58.800 a move that people practice in the UFC.

00:54:01.060 You're punching people in the face with your shoulder.

00:54:03.080 So yeah, if you're gonna...

00:54:04.140 The reason we love Jorge Masvidal,

00:54:06.720 we love Street Jesus, is because he is that

00:54:08.700 showman when he beat the shit out of nate diaz he's laughing he's sticking his tongue out he's

00:54:12.480 blowing kisses he was doing it in this fight too i think in like the third round problem is

00:54:16.340 you're getting the shit kicked out of you so it's not as cool anymore when you're trying to be cool

00:54:20.920 and just looking great it's part of the fight so just taunting right like he got maybe he can get

00:54:25.980 in the mental of the other guy i don't know i've always because he does it over the shoulder he

00:54:29.840 was like blowing kisses bro fucking swollen eye cut out i've seen that with other people too i

00:54:34.360 I feel like Diaz does that too

00:54:36.140 Like he's bleeding

00:54:36.960 Well Diaz is

00:54:37.820 But he always bleeds

00:54:38.940 He always bleeds

00:54:40.040 Right

00:54:40.280 And he still

00:54:40.720 And he always wins

00:54:41.400 Yeah

00:54:41.720 Crazy bro

00:54:45.120 We didn't really talk about

00:54:46.180 Will and Jada

00:54:46.640 We gotta talk about

00:54:47.340 The entanglement

00:54:48.000 It's just funny

00:54:48.820 It's so interesting

00:54:50.420 So what happened

00:54:51.160 So it's been well established

00:54:53.220 Maybe in Hollywood

00:54:54.000 And now the world knows

00:54:54.900 That they are indeed

00:54:56.060 An open marriage relationship

00:54:57.480 I don't know if you call it that

00:54:58.840 They took a break

00:54:59.720 Right

00:55:00.220 They took a break

00:55:01.160 And then she went

00:55:02.240 But still married

00:55:03.000 But still married

00:55:03.520 Right

00:55:04.180 but they had but they took a break and she and jada had been cultivating this friendship with

00:55:08.820 the august august anzalone and whatever the person's name i didn't i don't have any idea

00:55:15.140 august alcina um and had been cultivating this relationship as a friendship but then when will

00:55:20.240 and uh jada took that step back and took the break she decided you know like let's see where

00:55:24.740 this goes and there was this this moment um and uh yeah they came together on the red table last

00:55:32.680 week and and talked about it and and it was heartbreaking it was to see will smith look

00:55:39.320 like that i mean i mean look at this jada got will looking like he back in the pursuit of

00:55:42.920 happiness are you oh no bro i mean dude he he handled this like a like straight up jada's like

00:55:48.860 yeah like i got caught up and like basically uh yeah so sure i like fuck this dude and this is

00:55:54.560 i probably have a pretty visceral reaction that doesn't look like this like he just sat there

00:55:59.100 like a man and listened to his wife what no no you're right i mean like i was so impressed he's

00:56:05.120 devastated you could tell in his eyes but he still sat there and listened very clearly and and supported

00:56:09.520 her and everything and and then obviously you know twitter did what twitter does and and you

00:56:13.720 know meme the fuck out of him took his infamous fresh prince of bel-air scene where he's talking

00:56:17.760 about his father not being there and turn it into a uh you know this this timeless new scene where

00:56:22.520 he's talking about not needing jada in his life i did bad boys one two and three without her

00:56:26.200 I don't need like, and, and so it's, uh, you know, it's just, it's just, it's just another

00:56:31.180 scene of the fucked up, you know, place that we live in where somebody's pain is somebody

00:56:34.760 else's, you know, laughter, but do you think it brought them closer together?

00:56:38.940 Oh yeah.

00:56:40.300 Oh yeah.

00:56:40.840 It seems like, I think they're operating on a wavelength that few human beings are where

00:56:46.780 they really can visualize and, uh, grasp the concept of the bigger picture.

00:56:51.960 Yeah.

00:56:52.400 the smith family love friendship uh camaraderie till death a lot of people are so uh rash with

00:57:03.500 how they act and hasty with their emotions yeah that's what i'm saying so at their age i think

00:57:08.880 it's like just two very wise people who can really relate and empathize with their partner to a degree

00:57:15.920 that like most human just can't literally cannot conceptualize like i wouldn't have reacted like

00:57:20.260 will smith i'm telling you right yeah right now like let alone gone on a tv show to talk about it

00:57:24.920 publicly that said that said who knows what his initial reaction looked like his initial reaction

00:57:29.180 could be much more more closer to you which would be going masvidal you know style and just throwing

00:57:34.200 fucking chairs across who knows right but like but like you know obviously he went on the show

00:57:38.820 and you know he got he started getting shit from from other bit you know like 50 was taking shots

00:57:44.200 at him and and people online like let's let's be clear i don't care who you are if you're watching

00:57:50.140 this or it somehow gets clipped or whatever will smith can fuck your bitch your girl will smith

00:57:55.260 can fuck your guy promise you will smith can fuck your girl dude i assure you that dude is that dude

00:58:00.040 is like he doesn't want to because he wants he only wants jada that's all he wants but like let's

00:58:04.340 let's keep it fucking did he not he didn't uh he didn't fuck around during their separation i mean

00:58:08.620 i don't they didn't talk about it i would assume he will smith strikes me as the kind of guy that's

00:58:11.980 not going to do that he strikes me the kind of guy that was probably sitting at home with the kids

00:58:15.460 And Jada was just out getting fucking piped

00:58:18.380 Which is just

00:58:20.260 It's just a sad

00:58:22.060 What if it's the opposite

00:58:23.640 What if it is the opposite

00:58:25.580 I mean who knows

00:58:26.200 What I'm saying is

00:58:28.260 It could be the total opposite

00:58:29.360 Like you don't know

00:58:30.580 Will could have been out there

00:58:31.720 Being a dirty dog

00:58:32.800 And maybe Jada really was an entanglement

00:58:34.780 An entanglement

00:58:35.820 She called it an entanglement

00:58:37.560 He goes

00:58:38.000 A relationship

00:58:39.280 I mean she's an older woman

00:58:40.700 Getting with a younger man

00:58:41.580 Like he had to know

00:58:42.280 That he wasn't gonna win that

00:58:43.160 For a long time right

00:58:44.200 But why didn't that

00:58:45.300 Hook up, make it to the red table talks.

00:58:48.420 Who did Will's if Will was fucking around?

00:58:51.480 Do you feel me?

00:58:52.440 Take the pound town.

00:58:54.280 I don't know.

00:58:55.040 Maybe it's like to...

00:58:57.820 I think it was just an open conversation, right?

00:59:00.760 But if Will didn't...

00:59:02.160 Props to them.

00:59:03.700 I hope it all works out.

00:59:06.840 Yeah.

00:59:07.940 Relationships are tough.

00:59:09.620 Just be good to each other.

00:59:11.800 I mean, that's really the end of it.

00:59:13.040 You ever be swimming in the pool?

00:59:14.680 Oh, boy.

00:59:15.300 And there's hella debris floating around the pool.

00:59:18.600 And, you know, you're in the pool with your girl.

00:59:20.520 So I was swimming around the other night with my girlfriend.

00:59:23.340 It was pitch black.

00:59:24.420 And we even turned the pool lights off.

00:59:26.300 So it was just the light of the moon.

00:59:27.760 Yeah, luminescence.

00:59:28.340 Yeah, it was just like a nice little sexy scene.

00:59:30.160 We're swimming around it.

00:59:30.840 And there's some debris.

00:59:31.920 Because the pool cleaner, he ain't been coming as much as he used to come.

00:59:34.480 Yeah, COVID.

00:59:35.320 And there's just, you know, leaves here.

00:59:38.040 I think there's like even a Yoo-Hoo box in one spot.

00:59:40.480 And I see this leaf.

00:59:41.460 and i i pick it up by the stem that comes off the leaf and i'm like oh here you go and i huck it at

00:59:47.760 amara and i go look out baby a rat like that and she was like she goes and starts screaming i'm

00:59:56.220 laughing at her looking i could just make her face out and i go babe chill the fuck out it's a leaf

01:00:00.540 she looks she's looking down at the leaf that i threw her and she goes no it's not it's a fucking

01:00:05.400 rat subconsciously in my mind i knew that i was picking a rat up a dead floating bloated

01:00:14.620 animal from the pool by its tail not the stem of the leaf and hucking at her face bro do a

01:00:23.220 fucking rat at his girlfriend a fucking dead rat bro now there's two people that have had rats on

01:00:28.420 their house bro no i'm telling you this this house no because me too we've all had rat problems this

01:00:33.200 house has a lot of rats running around hannah hannah jeff's uh baby mama said that it was the

01:00:38.360 it's the vines on the house they like to oh really live in there she goes she goes entangle

01:00:44.280 it we have to do something about it i go yeah i'm gonna do something about i'm getting out the pool

01:00:48.500 and i'm going in the motherfucking house i'm never looking back how did you not know she wouldn't let

01:00:53.000 it happen so then she fucking names it first step of failure now it's got a name you go out there

01:00:59.020 And you buried Jerry

01:01:00.620 She named it

01:01:02.160 Jerry

01:01:02.620 So I go out

01:01:04.420 I look at him

01:01:05.080 He's just floating there

01:01:06.040 All docile

01:01:06.680 But he's not having a good time

01:01:07.840 Clearly he wants a proper burial

01:01:09.340 So I'm like

01:01:10.060 Are you fucking kidding me

01:01:11.040 She goes

01:01:11.620 Go ahead

01:01:13.200 Like let's handle this

01:01:13.960 So she comes out

01:01:14.700 I go in the backyard

01:01:15.700 I fucking dig a hole

01:01:16.700 First hole I dig

01:01:17.420 I hit a pipe in the backyard

01:01:18.600 So I'm like

01:01:18.900 Fuck can't bury him here

01:01:20.040 So I have to dig another

01:01:21.200 How deep are you going

01:01:23.720 Broly's gonna dig him up

01:01:24.780 How deep are you going

01:01:25.740 30-40 feet

01:01:27.200 I would say

01:01:27.700 I brought out the fucking auger

01:01:28.940 I had the fucking, the post hole thing.

01:01:30.680 Not the auger.

01:01:31.280 The auger.

01:01:32.180 So I'm digging this hole and, you know, we lay him in there and she goes, goodbye, Jerry.

01:01:37.640 And I go, cause by the way, he was, it was a mouse, not a rat.

01:01:40.100 And so like, you have a little bit more respect for the animals.

01:01:42.220 It was a mouse, you know?

01:01:43.280 And I'm like, do you want to say, like, how does this work?

01:01:46.280 So I've never personally buried an animal before.

01:01:49.080 Ever?

01:01:49.740 No.

01:01:50.860 And it was, so it was a learning experience for me.

01:01:52.740 Yeah.

01:01:52.980 And I said, should we say a few words?

01:01:54.060 I said, you know, Lord, please, you know, accept Jerry into your kingdom.

01:01:58.940 he was a good animal and honestly

01:02:01.200 I don't know if he was a good animal he could have been

01:02:02.540 selling cabinets for Wayfair I don't fucking know

01:02:05.260 dude you know what I'm saying who knows

01:02:06.640 and so I dig this hole and I bury him

01:02:09.320 and at the end of it I put the dirt

01:02:11.160 on him lightly and then I was like

01:02:12.440 probably he's gonna dig this up I was trying to be so respectful

01:02:15.240 but then I started smashing the dirt

01:02:16.980 she's like you can't do that to Jerry

01:02:19.240 that's weird how your girlfriend bonded with her

01:02:22.980 she's so compassionate

01:02:23.840 she is another quick story she was so compassionate

01:02:26.760 she gave me her Lambo yesterday it's right there you can see it

01:02:28.820 the the hurricane v10 hurricane the lambo in the driveway and she gives it to me and she says be

01:02:34.020 careful with it don't go above 50 and if the light comes on for the tire you stop and you put air in

01:02:39.040 it and don't do this and don't do that and the first thing i did when she stopped talking was

01:02:42.860 driving into a pole dude hit the mirror right on the side of a fucking pole the mirror went

01:02:47.580 and and she and i i opened the window and i go

01:02:50.600 i am so i am so sorry and she's like how the fuck do you do that you didn't even make it out

01:02:58.720 of the fucking parking spot yeah and i there was a lot going on she was standing there she was

01:03:02.740 putting too much pressure on me dude yeah when the pressure should have been put in the tire

01:03:06.220 that's flat it is flat it is great that's a good one i'm surprised she trusts you with uh with that

01:03:12.660 because your your driving is good no it's good i'm you let me drive the g-wagon i had a little

01:03:17.620 fault there because there's a person parking next to me she was standing behind me there was a pole

01:03:21.120 that i kind of forgot about the pole how's your driving record driving record's bad but that's

01:03:27.280 only when xanax is included i was never able to combine the xanax and the driving it's a it's it's

01:03:32.800 always been tough for me it will because more what it is is i like it it's a sleeping while

01:03:37.160 driving would either of you be good at that it's extremely fucking challenging i've tried it a

01:03:42.100 couple times it's impossible i did it one time i was uh driving to a baseball game like six

01:03:46.180 o'clock in the morning far on the east side of cleveland and i was just like i was driving down

01:03:50.800 the road i was like oh i'm tired i'll just take a quick little nap yeah yeah and you know yeah

01:03:55.400 behind the wheel i was on the right side of the road when i started and then i was uh on the left

01:03:59.880 right real close to the center you would take the nap while still go while i was classic mistake

01:04:03.840 and that's it you know 10 seconds not 10 seconds probably five seconds later i was like oh i should

01:04:08.400 probably not nap here i'll nap when i get to the field yeah they say driving while tired

01:04:13.440 dwarfs driving while intoxicated makes it it is 50 000 times i'm always uh our cousin will fell

01:04:20.940 asleep at the wheel and uh while i empathize with him i gotta say i'm i'm always very confused at

01:04:26.480 the falling asleep at the wheel stories never never understand it i mean rhythm of the road

01:04:30.160 yeah i've been tired i've almost fell asleep at the wheel but guess what happens before i fall

01:04:36.180 asleep at the wheel i pull over i get some hot cheetos i do jumping jacks and drink a coffee

01:04:39.840 i'm back in action like uh you don't with the risk reward you're obviously a hundred percent right

01:04:45.840 It's a one time thing

01:04:47.320 I have never since that time

01:04:49.700 Thought I should just take a nap while driving

01:04:51.440 The verbiage you're using makes this sound

01:04:54.580 Sarcastic

01:04:55.980 You didn't think you could take a nap

01:04:57.840 I'm not kidding you in my head I was like

01:04:59.400 Oh yeah I'll just close my eyes

01:05:01.080 I'm not kidding I was driving

01:05:03.200 It was 6am and I was exhausted

01:05:06.220 I went to bed at like 3am

01:05:08.100 I was 17

01:05:08.860 I can't get on board for this

01:05:11.140 Well you don't have to because it's never going to happen again

01:05:13.660 but i'm not asking for your participation i'm simply telling you a story it's not that

01:05:18.160 i maybe because in your delusion you thought i could probably drive with my eyes absolutely

01:05:23.640 no one on the road i was like oh i'm fine so you were dreaming already at that point you were like

01:05:28.920 you were already sleeping see for me mine weren't intentional my my eyes just closed because i lost

01:05:34.540 control of my body because i was so fucked up and so like i just like this was me dude just driving

01:05:40.380 along driving along and then you what happens you start to veer at first and i veered and quite

01:05:46.100 literally this story is in the book i drove off a cliff i drove my car off a cliff bro but first i

01:05:55.360 drove two telephone poles and a guardrail so you had to pay for you had to know what you were doing

01:06:00.900 you like if you skirted through that stuff you had to if i tell you if i tell you the last memory i

01:06:07.100 have from that night it was it was hours early well i was still well i was still at my friend's

01:06:12.680 house bro i literally don't even remember getting in this is horrible this is i know we're kind of

01:06:18.700 laughing about at the same time we're laughing because of how stupid it is if you're fucked up

01:06:22.220 or you're tired or whatever don't drive your car but obviously in my old days like i wasn't

01:06:25.920 thinking clearly and i drove off a cliff and and that woke me up don't get me wrong that woke me

01:06:31.340 up i woke up covered in fucking blood and i was at the bottom of a ravine and i was like yo this

01:06:37.520 is not okay gotta gotta get your sleep dude you gotta get your sleep took a lot of xanax that

01:06:42.860 night i remember you telling me how much it took don't don't stop doing people need to stop doing

01:06:46.680 xanax so so we should touch on this really quickly too the juice album dropped

01:06:51.240 great album yeah great album running the fucking world right now most most you know third most

01:06:57.820 uh streamed album in the first day all time spotify be only by uh post malone's album i think

01:07:04.500 it was beer bongs and uh and uh pop smoke scorpion by drake what 130 million streams in the first

01:07:12.960 day on that album and nobody's even close nobody's even close i mean i mean juice is juice is like

01:07:17.160 73 or something but uh great album love wishing well which i guess leaked already the song marshmallows

01:07:23.560 is great the halls i mean great album and uh and and but listening to it and i was obviously never

01:07:28.080 a juice fan i'm that's not my it's not my age demographic but um just really fucking sad dude

01:07:34.180 just really really sad to listen to someone who clearly had that level of talent yeah i mean i

01:07:40.860 mean just super fucking talented incredible musically his message was great but it just it

01:07:47.680 just brings me back once again to the albums that mac was making prior to his death and to just

01:07:57.400 think to myself like once again the labels whoever it is if your artist is starting to make music

01:08:04.680 about the high potential and high likelihood that they are going to die that day because they are

01:08:12.120 taking overdose amounts of pills step the fuck in yeah i don't care if you have to tie the artist

01:08:18.180 up they're not a fucking they're not a a way for you to harvest cash for your label that's not

01:08:24.240 these are people these are people like something should have been done when he was saying uh i

01:08:30.780 used to take drugs now the drugs take me like when you start talking about like when you hear

01:08:37.080 your artists start talking about the high likelihood of overdose or or suicide by drugs

01:08:41.720 or whatever it is please fucking do something dude something has to be like i have a question

01:08:46.400 for you in that world um how many people who are like completely addicted to drugs

01:08:52.380 and the drugs take them play it off like i'm okay no i'm good everybody every single one

01:08:59.000 and defensive and oh my god we're seeing it right now with you know to bring it back up again um or

01:09:04.940 we haven't talked about on the show phase rain norton from phase clan i mean this has been an

01:09:08.980 an ongoing situation with him. And, and, you know,

01:09:11.100 a lot of fans have asked me to get involved and I've been involved and I

01:09:13.480 just don't talk about it, but I've been involved, you know, for,

01:09:15.940 for months. And, um, it's a very similar situation. I mean,

01:09:19.840 he's very vocal about his drug use. He sips lean on live. He pops,

01:09:24.600 he's pops handfuls of Xanax on live. Um, and,

01:09:28.080 and basically says, yo, that to everybody, like, fuck off.

01:09:30.760 I got this handled. Like, I know what I'm fucking doing.

01:09:32.920 I'm not going to fucking overdose. And so, um, yeah,

01:09:35.700 good news is he's supposedly he's doing better banks reported on the other day he's back home

01:09:40.940 and everything's going great which i'd absolutely fucking love to hear but yeah um you know it's

01:09:46.160 it's become a massive part of the culture especially in hip-hop to use drugs heavy

01:09:53.760 amounts of of both cost europe lean and and and xanax and you know it's it's unfortunately when

01:10:00.020 the culture and the fans uh embrace it it just it just simulates stimulates it even more and and

01:10:08.360 now people are making money off sipping lean if you're not sipping lean you're not uh uh in the

01:10:13.440 zeitgeist of the rap world right now and so it's a sick it's a it's a sick and a sad place for us

01:10:18.780 to be at but um i mean until until you know the culture says doing drugs ain't cool anymore and

01:10:24.400 stops buying that music it's gonna keep happening you know i'm saying it's unlikely people love

01:10:28.480 reckless people people love that danger that uncertainty and the the willingness to push

01:10:34.880 yourself to a level that not a lot of humans are you know it's it's it's cool now and uh sometimes

01:10:40.580 the bigger picture is uh not so clear for some people that's why that's why it's a living in

01:10:47.980 the moment like i love living in the moment but do it sparingly like you like don't forget to

01:10:53.920 consider what the future could look like the drugs are the drugs are the are the thing that uh

01:10:58.840 that puts a a wrench in those gears you know what i'm saying it's it's uh it's and that's why and

01:11:05.120 that's why the book has been important to me you know what i'm saying because i this was not i

01:11:09.280 never wanted it to be a piece of work that um that made people feel like yo this kid was reckless

01:11:15.120 this was cool no i want to tell you that when you do this shit this is that this is the fucking

01:11:20.180 outcome this is what this is what happens as a result you're reckless right yeah like sort of

01:11:24.960 but you've been reckless for a long time sort of and you're also a person that does not take drugs

01:11:30.600 it's calculated risk nice love that it's my favorite slogan in the world it's very calculated

01:11:36.600 risk like i i'm i'm definitely much more reckless than the average person i'm also much more equipped

01:11:43.140 than the average person because of just the experience of being reckless since i was fucking

01:11:47.560 10 jumping off shit um but like there are other people that are reckless so like what would you

01:11:51.520 suggest for someone who wants to continue being reckless but still have fun and maintain their

01:11:55.460 sanity it i think it's goes comes down to risk reward that's that's how i usually weigh most of

01:12:02.560 my decisions now it's uh what's the risk on this truthfully yeah like i'm gonna try to be as

01:12:07.620 unbiased as possible what's the reward so we're doing a stunt um is this gonna fuck me up if so

01:12:15.860 worst case scenario how long is it a month i could probably probably do that two three months

01:12:19.660 surgery no i'm gonna do that that's stupid um drugs specifically what's the reward to

01:12:24.880 to have fun to stimulate your mind in a way that it hasn't before and stimulated um

01:12:31.420 maybe but also again what's the risk what's the risk of the drugs that's what i'm saying like is

01:12:36.540 it getting addicted is it throwing your life away to a substance because you're talking about

01:12:40.740 psychic like in a way like stimulating your mind and trying new things could you know if we're

01:12:44.540 talking about psychedelic uh explore exploration i've always been chill on this show about that i'm

01:12:49.660 not going to promote it but at the same time like if if people are out there you know exploring the

01:12:52.980 boundaries of of this of this being in this and living on this earth that's one thing sipping lean

01:12:59.160 and taking xanax is simply to mute everything that happens in your mind that is why people do it

01:13:05.980 coming from someone who who has dealt with anxiety forever who's prescribed two milligrams xanax who

01:13:11.080 was has done everything that is simply an escape from the real world that's all it is it turns off

01:13:17.600 everything anytime you do that the the pitfalls the the the detriment that you are doing you have

01:13:25.940 no idea i mean just take it just just shutting off your brain completely and settling into that

01:13:32.400 place of having no feeling no emotion and complete and utter numbness is the last stop before death

01:13:39.040 that's all it is that's all it is you're just taking a quick uh stop pit stop before your

01:13:44.600 death and that's the ultimate numbness and that's and a lot of times you see that people that fall

01:13:50.060 in love with that numbness here want the next step end up wanting the next step which is

01:13:55.140 overdosing and dying well i mean how often do we see this happen with artists man like artists

01:13:59.460 are they live in that like mental uh chaos and sometimes turn to substance use as as as a

01:14:11.260 um as a catalyst maybe as an aid to their music maybe it is to feel numb whatever it is like

01:14:16.740 artists are uh historically pretty fucked up in the head this is just how they that's why there's

01:14:23.900 great artists yeah and it's and it's yeah it's always a shame when we see someone like juice

01:14:30.140 world um lose lose the fight i guess because because like you said it's so clear when you

01:14:36.220 listen to his post-mortem uh album how fucking talented this guy was happened with x2 like

01:14:42.300 so much untapped potential and it it affects it affects young people like us like i'll speak

01:14:48.600 specifically with x like just something something it seems so wrong to this day just it seems so

01:14:54.420 wrong like it it affects me it brings me extreme sadness because i i have a fear now of death like

01:15:00.420 i before i when i was young when i was um x's age you know 21 22 i didn't really i don't really

01:15:05.520 care it's so weird i was i was i was like yeah i don't give a fuck you know i lived a good life

01:15:10.000 if i die i died now i'm 25 i'm like oh man it does get better like it really does get better

01:15:15.780 like i want this to last as long as i possibly can can make it last this this the gift of life

01:15:19.860 is a a precious gift that i want to cherish for as long as i can so even now like in and and jake

01:15:26.000 who is also jake is fucking reckless but he's a little older he's a little less reckless and and

01:15:31.980 i think with age and it's subjective for each person what that age is you start to realize

01:15:38.320 okay my actions have consequences and sometimes the consequences are dire and i need to be very

01:15:44.360 careful with what i'm doing and putting in my body so weird you say that because it brings me

01:15:50.280 back like i i just even writing the book and and and remembering it mentally it just doesn't it

01:15:55.860 doesn't even start to uh truly remind me of how of how bad i was i mean i i was i i honestly just

01:16:03.640 didn't care i didn't care at all whether i lived or died you know what i'm saying and it was

01:16:08.900 meaningless to me it didn't it didn't matter it wasn't even something i thought about that's the

01:16:12.600 thing like i think a lot of a lot of the most reckless people it's not like aren't you scared

01:16:17.340 to die they don't even consider it it's not on the plate like they just they you just keep doing

01:16:22.920 what you're doing with that not being a uh influence or a contributor to your decision

01:16:28.080 making so it's not even like oh he was trying to die no he just didn't he was indifferent to the

01:16:33.160 idea of living or dying you know and so it's uh but but shout out to all the people around him

01:16:38.280 dj scheme who i talked to from time to time and worked with him on the song conversations which

01:16:42.520 has been one of the biggest songs off the album and you know he had a lot of people around him

01:16:46.580 that truly truly loved him and uh the album is is absolutely crushing it's looking like it's

01:16:51.140 going to do you know 400 500 000 sales in the first week which is it's generally reserved for

01:16:56.340 bieber ariana grande those kind of people so it's uh you saw you saw his house down the street went

01:17:01.760 up for sale too i saw that i saw that it's like a final yeah yeah well interesting episode cover

01:17:09.880 were a lot of topics there was a lot to cover yeah oh okay big news here our next episode

01:17:17.620 is episode 200 the internet is buzzing about this one because they know that we have a massive

01:17:28.320 massive it's insane massive megastar guest lined up for episode 200 and when i tell you this is

01:17:36.820 going to be one of the biggest

01:17:38.920 episodes of Impulsive ever

01:17:40.760 I am lying

01:17:42.520 through my

01:17:44.760 fucking teeth because we

01:17:46.800 have no one lined up

01:17:48.860 for episode 200

01:17:50.220 and it is in two fucking days

01:17:52.480 we have no idea who it's gonna be

01:17:54.420 KSI just happens to live in a different

01:17:56.760 country we're not gonna fucking zoom and call

01:17:58.740 the motherfucker

01:17:59.260 guys we're in trouble here so whatever

01:18:02.760 happens on Wednesday

01:18:03.880 you know god bless us we'll see what fucking happens but other than that take it away blogs

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